Stagg men takethe trek to Pennalone. m)t Batlp ittaroon But six of oswill see the fussanyway.Vol. 27. No. 11 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, OCTOBER*14, 1926 Price Five Centsa*WHAT OFIT?You might expect us to be differ¬ent! Down at Illinois, or at nearlyany other place, it’s “Dad’s Day.”Do we fall in line? Not so: it’s “Fa¬ther’s Day” here—the twenty-thirdwhen Purdue comes up to make itsyearly stand on Stagg Field, in caseyou haven’t read The Maroon. If itwere “Dad’s Day,” I should expectsomething like the air of a Kiwanisconvention to hang over the univer¬sity on the twenty-third; probablythere would be much horn-tooting,back-slapping, and waving and wear¬ing of the old Maroon—if it were“Dad’s Day.” But it isn’t; it’s “Fa¬ther’s Day,” and so I look forwardto a more or less restrained exhibi¬tion of paternal interest in “the boy'’and “the eleven.” The phrase “Fa¬ther’s Day” suggests silver-rimmedglasses, mild-looking old men, andheart-to-heart talks. I have seen“Dad’s Day” in its pristine state atthe University of Illinois in my day,so I feel that, after all, “Father’sDay” is all for the best. SEND OFF MAROONS AT NOONWhat happens to the “big men oncampus” when they get out of school?This query is prompted by a forlornspectacle which I witnessed the oth¬er day. It happened in the Maroonoffice. I was looking around aimless¬ly, as I sometimes do, when I noticeda familiar figure stride in. The fig¬ure stopped directly in the center ofthe room, surrounded on all sides byteeming activity. Reporters rushedhither and yon, waving yellow pa¬per about wildly. Various persons inan executive capacity stood aroundlooking preoccupied. The turmoilsurged around the lone figure; noone spoke to him, no one paid himthe slightest bit of attention. Disre¬garded, he stood there, lonely in thesolitude of the rushing mob. It wasonly A1 Heald, last year’s editor. ASSIGN DUTIESTO GREEN CAPMEN AT NOONPeriod of Intensive FroshDiscipline StartsTodayThat incident is typical of the cam¬pus attitude towards the boys whowere, but are no more. In their day,they swung (in the argot of theCobb between-period loungers)things by the tail in whistling circlesaround their ears. Now they’re outNobody hears of them any moreWhen occasionally they do drop i^on the campus, no one particularlycares. “What of it?” the new headsabout the old school ask. And so itis. Mostly, however, the former “big Today is a fatal day in the his¬tory of this year’s Green Cap club.At the meeting in the circle this noonthe freshman will be given instruc¬tions as to the various duties whichthey will be expected to perform.The officers of the sophomore hon¬or societies promise an interestingtime for all freshmen who are caughton campus without their green capsor who are found going across cam¬pus at anything less than a run.Those who have not learned thesongs and yells are also promiseda reception.Cappers Will Paint “C”Among the tasks which are to beassigned to the freshmen is thepainting of the “C” on the standsin the student section of the new sta¬dium. They will probably set aboutthis job on Saturday afternoon, ifpresent plans are carried out.In the future they will be requiredto sit on the lines of the “C” at thehome football games and form thebackbone of the student cheering sec¬tion. Every freshman who expects tomake the Green Cap Club should bein the circle today as near 12 o’clockas possible to give the team a bigsend-off. Those who have classesmust attend them. Council Votes ToBack Program Of1st “Fathers’Day”Another boost was given “Father’sDay” yesterday when the Undergrad¬uate council passed a resolutionpledging its support to the new activ¬ity. It voted funds for the mailingof letters to the fathers of all Uni¬versity undergraduates.Late last night 3,300 letters bear¬ing the signature of President MaxMason were addressed and put inthe mails by the committee in chargeof Father’s Day. Self addressed en¬velopes were enclosed which must bemailed back to the committee earlynext week so that reservations maybe made for the dinner on the eve¬ning of Saturday, Oct. 23.Students who expect their fathershere on Oct. 23 have been requestedto make reservations in the specialblock of seats for the Chicago-Pur-due football game by Monday, Oct.18. Other events planned for Fa¬ther’s Day are a tour of the campus,open house in Reynolds club, a din-ner in Reynolds, and a student vau¬deville program in Mandel hall.At its meeting yesterday the Un¬dergraduate council declared itself insympathy with the new activity andeager to cooperate with the commit¬tee in putting over the first Father’sDay. GREEN CAP MENSTART PARADE;BAND ENLISTEDGrand March Leaves CampusAt 12:25SharpS.A.E. INNOVATESNEW AIR POLICYFeaturistic WritersNeeded for MaroonFriday Supplementmen” are heard of, it at all, throughstray reports, blow in with the wind,once they get out of college. Theirlot, as a rule, is obscurity. And stillthe campus goes on in the old way;as it always has. New faces, new“big men” are shuffled out of thepack, to fill the old places. To topoff this plaint on things past, in theright way, I feel I ought to drag ina quotation. I hesitate, however,in choosing between two—both moreor less apropos. So I give you yourchoice: “Gone, gone, all the old fa¬miliar faces,” or “Ou sont les neigesd’antan?”The class elections, I hear, areonly a couple of days off, so I riseup out of my chair to offer what Iconsider a constructive suggestionto the Undergraduate Council, orwhoever else legislates over the me¬chanics of the business. That sug¬gestion is to hold the elections ac¬cording to the rules of Hoyle—oranybody else, for that matter, notidentified with the name Hare. Butwhen I reflect how narrowly I miss¬ed having to lead the Sophomore-Freshman prom last spring, I lose mybitterness for Mr. Hare and his sys¬tem. It isn’t so bad, after all. All students interested in writingfeature stories for the Friday featuresection of The Daily Maroon havebeen requested to report to AliceKinsman tomorrow or any day n • .•week at 2:30 in the Maroon office.Book reviews, theatrical criticisms,interviews, human interest storiesand feature articles on campus lifewill be needed. This is an opportun¬ity for everybody who is interestedin journalistic work and feature writ¬ing to express themselves in a ca apus publication, according to MissKinsman.The first issue of the literary sup¬plement will appear in tomorrow’sMaroon with articles by William Jostwho will conduct a theater columneach week and Lucille Price-Benedict,who will write reviews on new bocks.The literary section was supplement¬ed for the first time last year, andmet with campus approval at thattime. WLS Broadcasts Programof Fraternity SongsInaugurating an innovation in ra¬dio entertainment, Station WLS,broadcasting from Sears, Roebuck &Company will put Sigma Alpha Ep¬silon fraternity on the air tonightat 10:30.The program, being conducted inthe nature of an experiment, willconsist of fraternity songs and stunts.Sigma Chi will sing their songsnext Tuesday at 10:30, including intheir repertoire the famous “Sweet¬heart of Sigma Chi.” No furtherarrangements have been made, thebroadcasters preferring to wait un¬til the experiment has been tried,before planning additional pro¬grams. Striking up the tune of “Wave theFlag of Old Chicago” in front ofMitchell tower, as soon as the last“amen” has been pronounced inchapel today, the University bandwill signal the beginning of the hugepep session and pendoff for theteam.The sendoff is an effort to makethe team feel although a horde ofrooters will not be in the stands atFranklin Field Saturday afternoon,the spirit of the University will fol¬low them through to the East.Time It LimitedAnd when the Staggmen buck upagainst the Quakers in one of thebiggest intersectional clashes of thefootball season, the first whistle willcarry with it the echo of the lastcheer at the station today.Only five minutes times has beenallowed for the team’s followers toget off campus after they assemblein front of Mitchell in order that theparade may be under way by 12:25so that it will not interfere with12:30 classes.Line of MarchThe escort will gather at 12:20,and after a few preliminary cheersand yells, will march down Ellis Av¬enue, meeting the team at Bartlettgymnasium.From Bartlett, the line of marchis west on 57th Street, through Wash¬ington Park and south to the Mid¬way, and then west to the Engle¬wood station,, where the squad boardsthe train for Philadelphia at 1:17. Sophs ’ PetitionsFor NominationsTotal But FourOnly four petitions for class of¬fices, two men for president and twomen for treasurer had been present¬ed to the Undergraduate council bythe Sophomore class when nomina¬tions closed yesterday at noon.Names of the nominees will be an¬nounced today, along with the re¬sults of the Junior class nominationsaccording to Wendell Bennet, presi¬de! of the council.Junior petitions for class officeswill be accepted until noon today,while the Senior lists remain openuntil noon tomorrow. No nominationsare being made in chapel this year,the Undergraduate Council acceptingnominees only on petition signedwith ten names.The change was necessitated whenit was learned that speakers had al¬ready been engaged for chapel thisweek. In the case of the Sophomoreclass, Bennett said that provision hadbeen made to care for the deficiencyin nominations, but would not be an¬nounced until today.It is understood that nominationswill be reopened to the Sophomoresfor with no candidates named forvice-president and secretary, electionscannot be held for those offices.Call for WomenConcert UshersUniversity women who wish tousher for The Chicago SymphonyOrchestra Concerts on Tuesdayafternoons at 3 o’clock shouldmake applications by telephone orby writing to Marion Plimpton,6027 University Avenue beforeSaturday. The concert season isfrom October 19 to April 19.Miss Plimpton urges all Uni¬versity women to apply as it is arare opportunity to hear the Sym¬phony Orchestra and compara¬tively little time need be given.All applicants will have a chanceto usher later in the season if thepositions are already filled. Wom¬en chosen to usher on Tuesdaywill be notified by letter from TheUniversity Orchestral Association. NOW WE KNOW WHYTHE PRESS CHARGESSO MUCH FOR CAPS PRESIDENT MASONOFF TO EAST FORPENN-MAROON TILTAt last it is out. Why do greencaps, such as are worn by the fresh¬men, cost more when they are pur¬chased at the University Bookstore?The caps sold at this place are madeto sell at sixty cents, the same priceas is asked elsewhere for similarcap but forty cents is added to theprice, and turned over to the Under¬graduate Council.This additional charge for greencaps takes the place of dues in theGreen Cap organization and is usedto support such undergraduate activ¬ities as the freshman week mixer.BEG YOUR PARDONThe following names were omittedfrom the Phi Beta Delta pledge list:Carl Meadows, Walter Hart, CarlKahn, Bernard Landy, Joseph- Pinko-witz, Harold Johnson, Edward Sil¬verman and Leonard Fuchs.This swells the total list of pledgesfor the year to 338. This is fifty-one more than were pledged fallquarter last year. President Max Mason, will witnessthe Pennsylvania-Chicago footballgame as the guest of Harold E. Swift,president of the board of trusteesof the university,The meat packer is host to a groupof friends who leave Friday in Mr.Swift’s private coaches over thePennsylvania Railroad, reachin theQuaker City Saturday morning.While Mr. Swift and the niwjorityof his party plan to return immedi¬ately after the fray, President Ma¬son will remain in the east on ad¬ministration business. The Presidentleaves his office primarily for thislatter purpose.Tradition at many schools demandsthe attendance of the institution’spresident at all football games, butChicago has never imposed this privi¬lege on its prexies. Mr. Mason, has,however, attended both Maroon vic¬tories this season. REVEAL DONOROF SWIFT HALL BAND GETS NEWSUITS; TO WEARSWEATERS, TROUModel After UniformsUsed Last YearBy DartmouthTheology Building Is Giftof Mrs. A. H. Swift •Stonecutters are completing thetask of inscribing over the entranceof the new University Theologybuilding the title “Swift Hall,” thusannouncing indirectly for the firsttime the name of the donor of thebuilding—Mrs. Ann Higgin Swift.The structure was completed anddedicated last spring under the tem¬porary name of Theology building,and last summer the wedding ofClaire Dux the opera star and Chas.Swift was held in the nearby JosephBond chapel, constructed simultane¬ously for the use of the divinityschool. In maroon sweaters and whiteflannel ^trousers, the Maroon bandwill march bareheaded, to the foot¬ball field for the Purdue game, itwas announced today by Moss Em¬mett Wilson, director. For the firsttime the band is suitably equippedto represent Chicago.In 1921 the band first conceivedthe idea of regular collegiate banduniforms. At this time, however, theidea did not receive the president’ssanction. The bandmen, dislikingthe unorganized appearance of streetclothes, provided themselves withMaroon sweaters and white trousers.Discard SuitsThese makeshift uniforms weresoon disposed of and the band wasfurnished with old, discarded armyuniforms.These were not suitable to repre¬sent a large university however andlast year after especially searingcomment the students in the banddecided to strike for uniforms. Thisold method of securing “shorterhours and more wages” was suffi¬cient and the Band was furnishedwith the uniforms which is now dis¬carding. Not however before a foot¬ball game or two had passed withoutmusical accompaniment and the bandmen were found to be in earnestwas this done.Resembled “Circus”Since the uniforms that are to bedisposed of were bought they havecome to be known as “circus uni¬forms,” and many are of the opinionthat they would grace the Ringling(Continued on page 4)Daily Maroon HasOffice Repaired ButWork Is ContinuedTRYOUTS FOR FROSHPLAY TODAY AT 4:30ON REYNOLDS STAGETrials for the freshman play willbe held this afternoon in the Rey¬nolds club theater at 4:30. All menand women interested in securingpositions on the staff or in the castwill try out at this time for the playwhich is to be held two weeks fromtomorrow. Improvements are being made inthe office of The Daily Maroon. Thebusiness and editorial departmentsare being separated by a railing, anda booth is being constructed for theconvenience of the circulation de¬partment. Business is going on asusual but the changes have beencausing a great deal of confusionfor the last few days. The poundingof hammers drowns the tack, tackof typewriters and the shrieks ofsaws and places mingle with theexhortations of the editors. The newarrangement of things doubtless willbe of great value but it reduces thefloor space to a considerable extent.At present turmoil reigns and edi¬tors, business managers and report¬ers alike work in a jumble of lum¬ber, work benches and carpe itertools.Cap And Gown Selects Official Photographers; LargeStaff Opens Year; Offers Subscriptions At Four DollarsWith the selection of the Morri¬son Studio as official photographer,the Cap and Gown started its year’swork yesterday.The Morrison Studio is located inthe Garrick Building, 64 W. Ran¬dolph Street, and all Seniors whowish to have their photograph in theCap and Gown should make an ap¬pointment in the near future. Theoffice is open from 9 till 6; and forthe special accommodation of theUniversity students it remains openuntil 9 and on Sundays from 10 till6. Appointments may be made bycalling Central 2719. As is custom-ary Seniors will pay two dollars forthe photography and engraving.Since Morrison’s are a new studioit is imperative that all Seniors havetheir pictures taken there as pic¬tures taken last year will not beavailable. The deadline has been setat November 5 for fraternity menand November 16 for club women.The staff sends out an urgent plea tohave the photography done early.The Cap and Gown has also institu¬ ted its fall sales campaign. This drivefor subscriptions will last only a fewweeks, and it will be the only op¬portunity to buy the book at fourdollars, which will be a saving ofone dollar on the sales price. Sub¬scriptions at this rate may be pro¬cured at the Reynolds Club, at IdaNoyes Hall, and from campus saleswomen.The largest staff that has been as¬sembled in years, made possible byresponse of many freshmen, is nowworking on the book.IfPage TwoSlip Sattg iRaromtFOUNDED IN 1901fHE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:13.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.♦Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postotfice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13.‘.906. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any mgterialappearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTRuth G. Daniel Women’s EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorTom Stephenson Sports EditorGeorge Jones News EditorGeorge L. Koehn News EditorA1 Widdifield. News EditorMadge Child Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorAlice Kinsman..# < Society EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bridges Day EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorCharles Warner Day EditorStewart McMullen Assistant Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern Assistant Day EditorHarriett Harris Sophomore EditorHarriett Lemon Sophomore EditorKatheryne Sandmeyer Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. HarrisEldred NeubauerFred KretschnerBurton Me Roy Advertising ManagerJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantRobert Massey.Robert Fisher..Robert KleinEd WoolfHarry E. Axon, Jr Sophomore AssistantDonald GallagherDan Costigan Sophomore AssistantON “SCOUTING”/"\NCE more Princeton and Yale lead. Coach Roper of Princetonand Coach Jones of Yale have agreed to stop scouting eachother's football games. Their agreement is a notable step in theright direction, the direction of true amateurism in athletics.For the benefit of those who are not aware of the situation weshall explain. Almost every football coach in the country who hasthe necessary funds in his athletic treasury has on his payroll a scout,or in ugly words, a hired spy. The scout is dispatched to the campsof the team’s prospective enemies, where he watches the preliminarygames and possibly the practice sessions of each enemy team. Thescout reports to his employer the tactics, general style of play andparticular plays of each enemy team, and recommends good defencemeasures and counter-attacks.In football as well as in other things the American is interestedin winning. The tremendous expenditure of men, money and in¬terest involved in the whole football situation is concentrated on thebusiness of winning at almost any cost. Scouting is one of the leastdesirable phases of this passion to win.The most promising aspect of the Yale-Princeton compact isthat the move has been made by the coaches themselves, and notthrough the influence of those who look upon football as a big bullin the academic china-shop. Restriction from above by universityauthorities could never have turned the trick.Yale and Princeton have made a real step forward. The “greathinterland” universities west of the Alleghanies have taken from theBig Three their one-time claim to intellectual and athletic supremacy.But in this new move Yale and Princeton are once more leaders.MORE ON THE BANDFOR ages and ages, in fac^ since the University band was firstformed, the uniformed gentlemen who parade, play instrumentsand perform similar tricks for our inspiration on auspicious occasionshave been the object of much ridicule. True, they have been at timesa sorry lot, but the blame for this condition has not been properlyplaced. Possibly undergraduate apathy was as much to blame asanything.Last year the band, after years of suffering, went on strike.They got what they wanted—new uniforms, uniforms that didn’tmake thepi look like clothing dummies from the windows of Barney’sArmy Store. This year conditions have been changed again.At the Chicago-Purdue game the band will again sport newuniforms. White flannel trousers, maroon sweaters, and no hats.This sounds fine. And besides being an improvement over the mis¬fits in vogue a few years ago it will put the University band, ourband, among the best in the Conference. For what other band hasabandoned the old-fashioned uniform of military cut for the moremodern ones, equally nice looking, and far more comfortable?Possibly the band has been rather dreadful in the past. Butthat period is finished. There’s no reason to be ashamed of it now. THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 14, 1926Vox PopTo the Editor of the Maroon,.Sir:I have been at once honored anddismayed by the attention thrustupon my Lillipution effort in the NewStudent. It was nearly a year agothat I wrote the sketch, which mayaccount for its apparent immaturity.The viewpoint reflected may havebeen mine at the time but it wasthickly interlarded with fiction forthe sake of the artistic whole. Need¬less to say, I intended it to be taken,like the book of Genesis, with a plen¬tiful supply of salt. I consider it apity that the Maroon dragged it intothe light of day from its comparative¬ly obscure repose. Such trifling an¬noyances should be to the Universityof Chicago like a gnat to a mam¬moth. Let her shake her mightysides and proceed upon her way.Yours truly,Sterling North.PROF. LEVY-BRUHLTALKS ON MODERNMORALS AND IDEASProfessor L. Levy-Bruhl of theSorbonne, University of Paris, au¬thor of numerous books on philoso¬phy, and editor of the “Revue Phil-osophique,” will lecture on “RecentPhilosophy in France,” Monday at4:30, in Harper Assembly hall.Professor Levy-Bruhl has becomefamous through his pursuit of twotypes of work. He has sought tostudy morals in relation to mannersand customs of people, rather thanto a fixed system, based on establish¬ed conduct and intuition. He is bestknown in recent times for his spe¬cial study of the mental life of theprimitive peoples in society. Hepoints out a decided difference inthe whole process of savage thought.The professor came to the UnitedStates with several French colleagueto attend the International Congressof Philosophers held from Sept. 13to 18 at Harvard. He has been lec¬turing in California.A. E. P. PLEDGESThe Alpha Epsilon Pi fraternityannounces the pledging of HermanFischer, Chicago; Sidney Klein, Chi¬cago; A1 Pollya, Chicago; NathanStein, Chicago, and Harold Sterling,Indiana Harbor, Indiana.CLASSIFIEDPhone Midway 0800 orFairfax 0977Robert Massey,Classified Adv. Mgr.Wearing apparel. For sale. Lineof new cloth and fur coats and eve¬ning gowns. Exc' llent values. Pricesfrom $18.00 up. J. Poland, 3964 El¬lis, call Oakland 4981.WANTED, ONE FORD—Will pay$25 or listen to reason. Must run andhave four good tires. No question ask¬ed—no questions answered. CallStewart McMullen, H. P. 0874.TO RENT TO WOMEN—Unus¬ually attractive room in private home.Mrs. T. G. Allen, Hyde Park 0444.LARGE FRONT BEDROOM—Home cooking. 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Six Thousand AtSummer SchoolsMost GraduatesA striking feature of the attend¬ance at the University during theSummer Quarter was the large pro¬portion of graduate students whowere enrolled in the various schools.Almost 400 of the total number inresidence were present and engagedin different types of work.One Thousand UndergraduatesIn the Graduate School of Artsand Literature were enrolled overtwo thousand students, and in theOgden Graduate School of Sciencenine hundred making a total ofabout three thousand. In the Seniorand Junior Colleges there were overa thousand students registered. Inthe Professional schools there were400 Divinity students, 175 in theMedical Courses, 175 in Rush Medi¬cal College, 175 Law Students, 800in Education, 225 in Commerce andAdministration, and 100 in SocialService Administration. tEl)p (Enoppr (Earltmt HutflHyde Park Boulevard at 53rd StreetAnnounce the opening of theirDINNER DANCESSaturday Evening, October 16, 1926Table D’Hote Dinner $2.00 per cover“Also A la carte service”Cooper-Carlton Orchestra Dancing 7 P. M.NO COVER CHARGESCORE CLUB MEETS TONIGHTScore Club will hold an importantmeeting tonight, according to Rob¬ert Harmon, president of that or¬ganization. All the members of thesociety are expected to come toRoom C in the Reynolds Club at7:30 where business relative to thePledge Dance will be discussed.The Frolic TheatreDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St. MIDWAY BOOTERY936 E. 55th StreetUniversitySpecial offer tostudents10% DiscountWe Carry a Complete Line of High Grade Shoes.”R. ROSENSTOCK. Prop.i• -list thisunder66majorsports ^9THERE’S no other sport on the calendar tocompare with smoking a jimmy-pipe packedwith P. A. Indoors and out. Any season. Youwin even when you draw, if you get what wemean. And how you will draw, once you knowthe wonderful taste of Prince Albert!Cool as an over-cut notice from the dean.Sweet as the thoughts of a holiday. Fragrant aswoodland flowers after a spring shower. P. A.never bites your tongue or parches your throat.The Prince Albert process fixed that the dayP. A. matriculated.Come out for this major sport. Get yourselfa tidy red tin at that nearby smoke-shop wherethey hand out P. A. sunshine. You and PrinceAlbert are going to be great buddies right fromthe start. Because there just never was anothertobacco like Prince Albert! P. A. it told everywhtidy red lint, pound and half,pound tin humidors, andpound crystal-glass humidorswith sponge-moit tester lop.And tlwovt with every bitof bite ana parch removed bythe Prince Albert process.Prince albert—no other tobacco is like it!5 1926, R. J. Reynolds Tobaccocompany, Winston-Salem, N. C.STAGG TAKES SQUAD OF THIRTY MEN TO BATTLE QUAKERSVARSITY BATTLESFROSH IN LASTHOME PRACTICE Indiana Trophy RoomAnd Caretaker TakeNew1 Lease on LifeYearling Line Uses Penn’sFamous Six-MenDefenseThirty Maroon football men willmake the trip to Philadelphia for thePenn game Saturday, and most ofthem will have a first-hand opportun¬ity to try to solve the easterners’much-heralded deceptive attack.The following men will be takenCenter s—K. Rouse, Olwin;Guards—Wolff, Cochran, Neff, Heit-mann, Clark, and Hancock; Tackles—Lewis, Weislow, Cameron, Borden,and Garen; Ends—Apitz, Spence,Stickney, Krogh and Hoerger; Quar¬terbacks—McDonough, Fulton, andDygert; Halfbacks—Anderson, S.Rouse, McKinney* Gleason and Ray-sson; Fullbacks—Marks, Libby, Ley-ers, and Klein.Practice VariedIn their final practice session lastnight the varsity was sent througha stiff offensive scrimmage againstthe freshmen. During the first halfof the scrimmage stress waslaid on forward-pass plays while inthe second half the varsity usedcrushing line smashes exclusively.The freshmen were using a six-manline on defense the same as theQuakers use and they exhibited astubborn defense throughout thescrimmage.Several of the first string menwerd on the sidelines nursing variousminor ailments but “Doc” Molanderasserts that everybody will be avail¬able for the tough Penn game Sat¬urday. McDonough, who was slight¬ly injured in the Maryland game, wasnot used in scrimmage, but spentconsiderable time catching puntsfrom the toe of Asst. Coach Nor-gren. The South Dakotan is certainto start at quarterback Saturday.Attack UndecidedIt is quite possible that Stagg willdepend as much on a powerful run¬ning attack as on the overhead gameSaturday. If Pennsylvania scoresthe three touchdowns or so that aregenerally conceded them because oftheir baffling offensive and the Maroon line’s inexperience, it will, ofcourse, be necessary for the Maroonsto resort to the forward passinggame to score quickly. However, ifthe Maroon forwards outplay theeasterners’ powerful linesmen Sat¬urday, and effectively check theiropponents’ offensive, fans may lookforward to witnessing an excellentdemonstration of Stagg’s well con¬ceived line plays—a conservativesafety-first type of game. By Victor RoterusIn the University of Inidana trophyroom thirty-four mounted footballsadorn the walls. They proclaim thethirty-four conference football vic¬tories that Indiana has won since1899, an average of one and three-tenths victories per season.Each year Sergt. S. B. Gibson,who is in charge of the decorationsof the room, has dolefully cut theone or two footballs in half, tearfullypainted the one half with the schoolcolors of the opponent and the otherwith crimson, almost sobbingly out¬lined the score of the season’s lonevictory in white, and with a heavysigh hung the halves up on the wallThe football teams in Indiana’s pasthistory have been lenient with Sergt.Gibson; his team has been meager.But he has not been satisfied; hisgreat heart yearns for more work,for more footballs to halve, to shel¬lac, to hang up. The bare kalso-mine glares at him without compas¬sion and before it Sergt. Gibson’smartial soul quakes.Take Measures to Fill RoomIndiana officials have been silentlycognizant of Sergt. Gibson’s sorryplight. They have known his unhap¬py lot but not until this year havethey acted. Two measures were tak¬en to make Sergt. Gibson a merrierman, to give him a rosier future tolook forward to. The first was to per¬mit him to slice not only the ballsmarking conference triumphs butalso those denoting non-conferencewins. The second measure was tohire Pat Page, athletic pedagogue ex¬traordinary, as coach of the team.The measures have both taken ef¬fect. Already DePauw and Kentuckyhave been defeated by Indiana. Al¬ready Sergt. Gibson has vyhat waspreviously his season’s quota of balls.And the critics assure him thatmore victories and more balls areforthcoming. FIVE THOUSANDYEARLY COST OFGRID OUTFITTINGFormer Maroon SportingEditor Gives Dope OnEquipmentIn a recent article in the Big TenWeekly, William V. Morgenstern,former sports editor of The DailyMaroon and brother of the Marooncolumnist, George Morgenstern, hasthe following to say about the new¬est things in the line of footballclothing:“It is figured that the armoureach player wears during the seasoncosts closely enough to $150 to callit that. And since there are anaverage of thirty-five men to be out¬fitted, the equipment of the varsityteam costs over $5,000.New Equipment Much DifferentThere is as much difference be¬tween the equipment of today ofthe players, and the playing para-phanelia of twenty years ago, whenthe boys wore quilted trousers andmustaches as there is between thewomen’s dress of the periods. Foot¬ball has its fashion designers as wellas Paris, and like women’s styles thetrend is toward lighter stuff. Thefootball players outfit today, fromchapeau to cleats weights about four¬teen pounds, five ounces which isabout seven pounds lighter than theequipment of three years ago.The latest thing in football style issatin pants, weighing two ounces lessthan the old canvas duck. The newbreeches are mostly for looks, how¬ever, as the pads are made separate¬ly and are strapped or taped on. Andinstead of the invariable khaki colorof former days, the new pants comein any color desired.The shoulder pads used now aremade of a rubber foam that is halfas heavy as the old leather and hasthe added advantage of not absorb¬ing the perspiration.REDHOTMUSICPhoneHARrison 0103ATTENTION STUDENTS!We cater to student trade forcleaning, repairing and remodelingat lowest prices.M. S. 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Over 106,000 words; 1,700 illustra¬tions; 1,256 pages; printed on Bible Paper.See It at Your College Bookstore or Writefor information to the Publishers.G. & C. MERRIAM CO.Springfield, Maas.C-28b Stanley Rouse IsWales’ New RivalAccording to Stanley Rouse ev¬eryday football practice does notat all furnish enough exercise. Twohours of intensive drilling a dayand a puny little game on Satur.day only serve as mild musciewarmers. This condition finajlybecame unbearable so Stanleyrented a little pony last Sundayafternoon and started on a jauntto Lake Geneva.The first two miles were trav¬ersed successfully. However atthe end of the distance mentionedRouse executed a perfect “Princeof Wales.” Fortunately no cas¬ualties were suffered in the acci¬dent. But Stan decided that thehorse had had a good day’s exer¬cise and he walked it back to thestables. When questioned Stananswered that the exercise had notsufficed, but that no horse wouldcheat him out of his trip to Penn¬sylvania. TOUCHBALL GETS OFF TO POSTPONEDSTART TODAY; OPENING HORSESHOECONTESTS PROVE VERY POPULARTwenty-Six FraternitiesEnter Barnyard GolfTourneyTICKETS TO GAMESTILL OBTAINABLEj «For the information of those whodecide to make the Penn trip at thelast minute, it has been announcedthat tickets for the game are stillavailable at the Football TicketsCommittee Office located in the weststand of Stagg Field.Despite the opposition of the fac¬ulty to student migrations a speciftrain is being run by The Pennsyl¬vania Lines. The train will leave theEnglewood Union Station at 1:05 p.m. Friday, arriving at Philadelphiaat 8:00. The return train will leavethe Quaker City at 11:50 Saturdaynight and will arrive in Chicago at5:30 Sunday morning. There was a real ‘Old Home Town’atmosphere hovering over the Intra¬mural Horseshoe Courts yesterday af¬ternoon, when the “barn-yard golf”experts from twenty-six differentfraternities met to show their oppon¬ents just how that small town gameshould be played. Old Man Weatherwas there,, too, lending a cheerfulsmile to the occasion and making upin part for the dismal way he treatedthe Greek athletes on the day before,when all of the opening TouchballGames had to be postponed.Shirt-sleeves were in style in yes¬terday’s battles, especially when thescoring was close. Many of the hurl-ers exhibited mid-summer form whenit was needed, several close contestsresulted.Several teams secured their vic¬tories in quick fashion by taking thefirst two games of the series. Thesewere Beta Theta Pi, Alpha Tau Ome¬ga, Sigma Nu, Phi Kappa Sigma, andKappa Sigma who defeated S. A. E.,Kappa Nu, Lambda Chi Alpha, PhiGamma. Delta, and Zeta Beta Tau re¬spectively. The closer games werethe Acacia win over Phi Delta Theta,Delta Chi’s victory over Phi BetaDelta and the Alpha Delt loss to PhiSigma Delta. Sigma Chi, Delta TauDelta, Pi Lambda Phi and Tau Del¬ta Phi won their contests on forfeits. Sixteen Teams Play FirstGames Today; Psi U’sDefend TitleGames Today3:00 O’clockTau Delta Phi vs. Delta KappaEpsilon.Phi Delta Theta vs. Psi Upsilon.Alpha Tau Omega vs. Zeta BetaTau.Alpha Sigma Phi vs. Chi Psi.3:45 O’clockTau Sigma Omicron vs. Pi LambdaPhi.Delta Tau Delta vs. Delta Upsilon,Delta Chi vs. Beta Theta Pi.Phi Kappa Psi vs. Phi Gamma Del¬ta.Another attempt to open theTouchball Season will be made todaywhen sixteen fraternities will vie forthe first victories of the year. In¬cluded in today’s play will be twogames rescheduled after the he ivyrain put the damper on Tuesday’sprogram.Psi U’s PlayThe headliner on today’s bill is thePsi U-Phi Delt Game, which willthrow some light on the attack of theformer outfit. They are rumored tohave even a stronger team than theone which took championship honorslast fall. Included in the line-up willbe Chi Gordon, former Maroon full¬back and George Lott, famous ten¬nis player.Many of the teams engaged inpractice games yesterday afternoon,on the regular fields across the Mid¬way. They are praying that it doesnot rain again today.BestTo be absolutely truthful, wemust admit a Wahl Pen willnot get up and make your 8o’clocks for you. It won’t an¬swer the roll call, or take notesall by itself.But it will go along with youto any class you have, and doa better writing job than anyother fountain pen you’veever seen. 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Fill up a new one at theWahl Pen and Eversharpcounter and see if it isn’t so.$3 to $7 for the silver or rubber$6 and Northward for the goldWAHL PENEversharp’s write hand pal» 1926. The Wahl-ompany, Chicago EV^RSHARPS WRITE HAND PALI USE ON;And you never see me at a loss for words. Have yougot your Wally bookmark yet? Mark my words, you’llwant an Eversharp, too. —WALLY, the Eversharp Kid.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 14, 1926rfiie^ IVhistleIT is with much satisfaction thatwe present this poem by Miss Vir¬ginia Taylor. Written under thename of Peter Pan, her poems areprobably familiar to most followersof R. H. L.’s Line O’ Type. “Petey”is from Northwestern University, anda member of the late lamented MuAlpha.REALIZATIONThis thing that has stirred in us, bysome strange chance,Call it not love.... for it will soonbe past.But this....this is a fleeting thing,Lovely and fragile as dust on anymoth’s wing,And only as long as moth dust shallit last.Who knows how it was roused....perhaps a glanceThat leapt between us like a suddenflameAnd . stirred . those . longings . thatknow no name,Perhaps a word.... perhaps a ges¬ture gay....What matters it? For you todayThe gods have flung their gifts,So take them while you may....Tomorrow go on.. remembering meOnly as one who paused a time toplayAt love along the way.—Peter PanFATHER’S DAY on campus Satur¬day, Oct. 23. Oh, we shudder tothink of the consequences arisingfrom interested fathers who wish toinspect the “library” which they have been helping their sons to collect atschool.A Bill For Three BucksDear Turk:I noticed on my Maroon subscrip¬tion slip the words, “Present forEach Copy.” I haven’t received mineyet, but I’m so anxious to knowwhat it’s going to be.—PretzelPLEDGING SEASON BLUES(To the tune of—)I can’t get over a guy like himpledging a bunch like those,They must ave bulled him with theirnational rep,They must have bulled him with theirthat fool step—Oh, I’ve looked in the pledge lists tosee who they nabbed,My whole summer rushing is crab¬bed .... Gee,I’m so afraid, boys, he’s made a mis¬takeDespite his button he gave me abreak—Oh, I can’t get over a Pierce likehim pledging such flivvers asthose.Ah, But Antiques!Sir:While I waits in line for somebooks, one Green one pipes for aFrenchie second-hand. Price seemedto be one dollar. “Let’s see a newone,” sings the Frosh. New, shinybook handed across to him. Heopens it, looks, turns greener andgasps, “Gimme this ’un, it’s eightycents!”—ArgyTo those who haven’t seen it yet,we repeat this ad from the DailyMar\m: “WANTED, ONE FORD—Will pay $25 or listen to reason.Must run and have four good tires. No questions asked—no questions an¬swered. Call Leonard Bridges, Mid¬way 0718.” This, we suspect, is anindignant gesture on the part of theSophomore editors of the Maroonwho are resenting Herb De Young’srefusals to transport them to Duffy’sshrine at 55th and Princeton.WHY?Now 1 had Jack,And I had Jim—Rod had a carAnd I had him.Steve, the athlete,Quickly fell—Bill, to please, wouldGo to. . .extremes;These all were mine,How queer I am—I wonder whyI wanted Sam?-SisIN appreciation of the L.L.D. con¬ferred upon him by the University,Prince Adolph has sent us three hun¬dred Swedish novels and such. Whycouldn’t they have been practical andfixed up Clemenceau, too?—TERRIBLE TURKBAND GETS NEW SUITS(Continued from page 1)Brothers arena much better than aUniversity football field.The Maroon Band is now forcedto copy Dartmouth in their new uni¬forms for Dartmouth has adopted theplan of a collegiate band uniformwhich was in reality begun at Chi-cgo in 1921 by the university menin the band.The unique thing about the newmen march bareheaded to the foot-Maroon uniforms is the fact that theball field.FIVE-SIX-OGet in the style game with FIVE-SIX-O, a distinctive Ed. V. Price & Co. collegecreation.TAILORED WITH A SNAPPY SWAGGER SWING1 To Your Individual Order$35 $40 $45 $50Have your clothes tailored individually for you, to meet every requirement ofyour measurements and attitude. Our price includes < Xpert tryon service.YOU SAVE WHAT WE SAVE ON HIGH LOOP RENTALSAt our New City Salesroom—Main Plant319 West Van Buren St.Between Franklin and MarketOpen 8 to 5:30, including Saturday WHAT OF IT?Theology club will hold a meetingtoday at 7:30 at the home of Prof.G. B. Smith, 5817 Blackstone Av¬enue. Professor Daniel Evans, Har¬vard University, will speak on “ATheology for the Twentieth Cen¬tury.” ments—Its Possibilities and Its Lim¬itations.”Congregational club will meet at7:45, in the Chicago TheologicalSeminary Dormitory, 1164 E. 58thStreet. Women’s Speakers club will notmeet today as previously scheduled.The time has been changed to nextThursday.The Newman Society meets todayin Harper Mil at noon. The Ma¬roon of yesterday stated that meet¬ing took place then; this was a mis¬take.Radio Lecture from Mitchell Tow¬er, through station WMAQ, at 8:15.Professor William D. Harkins willlectureon “Transformation of Ele- Delta Tau Delta is holding a smo¬ker for the pledges of all campusfraternities tonight. The Delt fresh¬men will act as hosts. MURPHY CALLSHONOR MEETINGMembers of Skull and Crescentwill assemble in Room B of the Rey¬nolds Club at 7:30 this evening todiscuss plans for the Pledge Dance.This meeting is very important, an¬nounced Ray Murphy, president ofSkull and Crescent, who expects allmembers to attend.The Joint Board of Dramatic andMusical Organizations will meet thisafternoon at 3:30 in the TowerRoom. Blackfriars, Mirror, TowerPlayers, Gargoyles, the UniversityGlee Club, and the Band will be rep¬resented by the president and busi¬ness manager of eaeh.IXXLIIXXTITTTITTTTTIIJI tHIIITirail lUITIII X X111 LAI This Store Will Remain Open Thursday, Friday and Saturday Evenings Dur¬ing the Great State Street Illumination Festivalflgnrg CLgttonS SonsSTATE at JACKSON-on tha Northeast CoraarThe 3-ButtonCollegiate SacksIn the Lytton College ShopWJ ^ sensed the demand for this new model—* * and stocked them in the College Shop bythe hundreds. They’ve made a wonderful hit. TheDunlin sketched is one of the several variations.Others have still shorter lapels with botton setever lower. In plain oxford gray as well as browns,tans and gray-tones.*45 *50 *55JiMilVf ? UL *rwB5EB55S5S555S5355SEI-M Golf entries mustbe in today. rr\i ^ t^v • 71 he Daily SPORTS Maroon Non-Greek players jare urged to enter.Friday Morning October 15, 1926 1MAROONS KEYED FOR PENN BATTLEPsi Upsilon, A. T. O., Deke, Phi Gam, Win Touchball OpenersPI LAMBDA PHI, TAUSIGS, ANDDELIS, D.U., PLAY TO SCORELESSTIE IN FIRST DAY’S CONTESTSPhi Gam Upset* Phi P*i In Surprise Game; Psi U’s Show ClassIn Walkaway Battle; Chi Psi andBetas Win By ForfeitsTODAY’S GAMESKappa Nu vs. Delta Kappa Epsilon.Acacia vs. Phi Sigma Delta.Sigma Chi vs. Tau Delta Phi.Tau Kappa Epsilon vs. Alpha DeltaPhi.Phi Kappa Psi vs. Kappa Sigma.Alpha Sigma Phi vs. Tau SigmaOmicron.Sigma Alpha Epsilon vs. Phi PiPhi.Sigma Chi vs. Delta Sigma Phi.With the Psi U’s, 1925* champions,up to old tricks the intramural touch-hall season was opened yesterday. ThePsi U’s swept like a hurricane to a42-0 victory. Two scoreless ties andseveral close games featured’ the firstday’s games and the play in generallooked well for a successful season.Chi Psi forfeited to Alpha SigmaPhi by not appearing on the field. BetaTheta Pi forfeited to Delta Chi;otherwise the pre?arranged schedulewas run off in fine style.In a fast game Zeta Beta Taudropped one to Alpha Tau Omega, bythe score of 12 to 0. The game wasfeatured by the work of Dugan andEpworth of the A. T. O.’s, both theseplayers scoring one touchdown apiece,and otherwise contributing to the workof their team by long runs and snappyplays.Libby, Gordon Star4*si Upsilon snowed Phi Delta Theta'under by the score of 42-0 in theirgame. Phi Delta Theta did not havethe strength to stop the Psi U stars.Libby and Gordon, both these menmaking long runs and completingpasses for numerous scores. The PhiDeltas had a couple of stars in theirranks as was provided by the fine work of Alison and Calahan.In a five minute overtime periodTau Sigma Omicron and Pi LambdaPhi battled to a 0-0 tie. AlthoughPi Lam gained a much greater yard¬age than their opponents they lackedthe decisive punch to score. Fewgains were made via the passing route,the game being marked by Pi Lamlong runs. When the overtime periodwas over the ball rested on the TauSig 3 yard line.Deke 8, Tau Delt 0Delta Kappa Epsilon was victorover Tau Delta Phi by the score of8-0. The half ended with a score of0-0. In the second half by a beauti¬ful exhibition of long runs the Dekesput over the ball for the initial scoreand soon added 2 markers when Solo¬mon, Tau Delt, was tagged for asafety. Many chances were lost byboth teams, while Warden, Deke,starred.Phi Gamma Delta pulled the featuresurprise of the day when they de¬feated Phi Kappa Psi to the tune of18-6. The game was too fast for endruns, all gains being made throughlong passes. Bartlett stared for PhiGam while ist did likewise for PhiPsi. The feature event was a touch¬down from a kick-off, the ball travel¬ing from Bartlett to Schuler to Bart¬lett to Taylor.Delta Tau Delta fought to a score¬less tie with Delta Upsilon in eachteam’s initial encounter of the season.The teams were evenly matched andthere were no outstanding players orplays. Both teams featured the in¬tercepting of their opponents’ passes.Marshall, D. T. D., completed a 40yard pass but the necessary punch toscore was lacking.D istmctionWHO among us does not se¬cretly aim to be distinguished—to be different from others?John Shannon’sEnglish Coatsadd just that touch of distinc¬tion which all well-dressed menseek. They are “IncontestablyCorrect”.Illustrated Booklet, showing threeFall Models, sent on request(DEALER'S NAME)MAGNUS IMPORTS, Ltd.Sot* Selling Agents208 Fifth Avenue, New York CityWholesale Only Cauendisl) Jteglan Yearling SwimmersUrged To ReportThrough the mistaken notionthat all freshmen must take twoquarters of graded gym many ofthe yearlings who excel in swim¬ming and other year round sportsare losing much valuable practice.Such a requirement does not existand freshmen who are interestedin athletics may change their gymregistration to practice in their fav¬orite sport.Many expert swimmers enteredthis fall but through the mistakemost of them instead of reportingto Coach MacGillavry at the tanksigned up for graded gym. As aresult, the Frosh squad is small andnot up to the usual standard. Allmen who arc at all interested inswimming and have fair skill areurged to report to the coach inBartlett for team training. Swim¬ming is one of the minor sports atthe University and numerals areawarded to each years team.HAWK CAGERS INEARLY PRACTICEIowa City, la., Oct. 15.—The quar¬ter slice of the Western Conferencebasketball championship gathered inby the University of Iowa five lastwinter is an incentive for betterthings.So practices have started at IowaCity even though the first conferencegame is almost three months distant.Under Hector Janse, former all¬conference forward, now assistantcoach, the Iowans are drilling withfour letter, men. McConnell, formercaptain and all-western guard, VanDeusen, Harrison and Phillips, for¬wards are out bu Captain Hogan,guard cannot join the team until thefootball squad disbands. FOUR CONFERENCEGAMES TO OPENBIG TEN SEASONMichigan, Illinois, Wisconsinand NorthwesternFavoritesPredictionsChicago 7, Penn. 7.Wisconsin 13, Purdue 7.Michigan 20, Minn. 7.Illinois 14, Iowa 0.Ohio State 13, Columbia 0.Northwestern 14, Ind. 7.The Michigan-Minnesota, Illinois-Iowa, Wisconsin-Purdue and theNorthwestern-Indiana games willopen the Big Ten season tomorrow.Four teams playing tomorrow areconsidered as title contenders. Theyare: Michigan, Minnesota, Illinois,and Wisconsin.Chicago and Ohio State go east.Ohio State is favored to defeat theoff-and-on Columbia football eleven.Last year the western team won 9-0.Minnesota, it is believe^, will notbe able to cope with the accomplishedopen that Michigan features, al¬though an upset is likely her?. PatPage might have some tricks thatwill surprise Northwestern, but hehas poor material to work with. Il¬linois and Wisconsin are heavy favor¬ites to win their games.W. A. A. ArrangesHike to FlossmoorFlossmoor will be the objective ofwomen who go on the W. A. A. hikeSaturday, Oct. 16. The distancehiked will be ten miles, and 25 pointswill be given towards membership.The women will meet at the 63rd St.I. C. station at 7:50 and will returnat 1:00. The round trip fare is fifty-four cents, but the women have beenrequested not to buy their own indi¬dual tickets.{fofvrv SJiamTion'A' (SmxjllMu Q/otAefr ttS»I'FF to a game,home for the week-end,or just sticking aroundtown, a Stetson willgive you that welldressed feeling—and itwill wear surprisinglylong. STETSONHATSSTYLED FOR YOUT^G MEMr^rTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTVVifT’rrfTTTTTTTTfVTTTTT Gopher Team HoldsShort Drill HereMinnesota’s heavy footballsquad acompanied by Coaches“Doc” Spear and ‘Patsy’ Clarkstopped over in Chicago yesterdaymorning and held a spirited work¬out on Stagg field before proceed¬ing to Ann Arbor, Mich., wherethe team clashes with the Wblve-rines Saturday.With 46 men in uniform, Min¬nesota practiced kicking on theMidway Field and later retired tothe Maroons’ practice field for adummy scrimmage.The squad i sexceptionally heavyand appeared confident of upset¬ting the dope bucket in Saturday’sgame.For only a small part of the uni¬versity student body was aware ofthe visitors’ 'presence on the Mid¬way and the squad was conse¬quently unmolested during itsworkout.BOWLING ALLEYSOPEN FOR PLAYWith everything newly equippedand the whole place more convenientlyarranged the bowling alleys were for¬mally re-opened last night. The Ath¬letic department, directed by LonnieStagg, has put the alleys in up-to-dateshape and the ever popular sport is infor another season’s big run. Althoughthe fact that the opening was to comeso soon was not generally known agood crowd of enthusiasts was onhand to try the new equipment lastnight.During the time that the alleys wereclosed many new features were in¬stalled. In adition the alleys werepolished, the pin racks overhauled, andnew pins set up. Bill King is thestudent manager of the enterprise andhis corps of assistants promise thebest of service from now henceforth. FIGHTING MIDWAYTEAM READY FORBIG GRID CLASSICStaggmen Are Underdogs InReturn Game WithPennBy I. N. CohenEleven fighting-mad Maroons, in¬culcated with that frenzied furyusually found in the underdog willtrot out on Franklin Field in Phila¬delphia tomorrow to battle the power¬ful Pennsylvania eleven. In the Quak¬ers the Maroons face a team which isthe talk of the east and one whichentertains well-founded aspirations fornational honors this fall.The easterners have ridden rough¬shod over the three opponents facedto date, and in doing so have exhibiteda dazzling mixture of tricky linesmashes, wide sweeping end runs be¬hind solid interference, and a forwardpass attack reminiscent of the over¬head game displayed by Dartmouthlast year. In ail their formations theball is cleverly concealed, and numer¬ous fake-bucks and criss-crosses addstill more effectiveness to their offen¬sive.Out to Avenge DefeatThe Maroons are speeding east toavenge a 7-0 defeat suffered in Phil¬adelphia last fall, possessing for thefirst time in several years somethingbesides a sturdy defense and a linepulverizing attack. In their first twogames and in their practice sessionsthe Maroons have given ample indica¬tions of possessing an exceedinglyversatile offensive. In past years itwas the practice of Chicago’s oppon¬ents to use a “box" of secondary de¬fense to concentrate on stopping theMaroon line crashes, no attention be¬ing paid to a defense against forwardpasses. Should Coach Lou Young ofthe Quakers exhibit a “box” defense(Continued on page 6)Send for Dr. W. E.MeanwclVs booklet,**The Maiding of anAthlete"“Balloon Tire?*Comfort“4-wheel brake” ControlMeans better, surer footwork even on slippery floors.Watch the really good players in Basketball—Handball—Tenuis! See how they cover the court l Watch themsprint—stop—pivot—start! No ordinary shoe can keeppace with that calibre of playing!“Dr. MeanwelT^Intercoliegiate” is the finest footgear a championever wore. There are seven unique advantages it offers youii. Quick Pivoting, a. Cushion Protection. 3. Arch Support. 44Stubber Toe Guards (patent applied for). y. Light Weigbt46. Perfect Fit. 7. Long Wear.This shoe is ideal for all gym work as well as Basketball. AnyServus dealer will be glad to fit you. If you don’t know the onenear you, ask us today. Prices: Men’s (6-ia) $5.00; Boys’ (*K*6)$4.50. The Servus Rubber Co., Rock Island, IiLCERVUC^ SPORTSHOES9Six THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 15, 1926^ AVhisfleMOODSNow you are fierce as wind across theplains.Or as the sudden rush of rains—Now you are soothing as a fern-sweptgladeHid in the forest's shade—Now you arr blithe as a swallow inthe eaves,Now you are mlithe as a swallow inleaves—Yours is the warmth that lies in thefirelight’s flicker,But you can be as cold as a yellowslicker.—Sidney-the-next-brst-thing...IT is unfortunate that the band hashad its uniforms changed just beforethe Penn game. Now what will ourplayers have to make them fightingmad?Just Another Campus TraditionDear T. T.:I am no longer a freshman yet Ido not quite understand this excerptfrom The Daily Maroon of Oct. 14—“The unique thing about the new menmarch bareheaded to the foot.”?—Lady Jane.ABATTEMENTHe pleaded and stormed.“If you won’t love me—I’yy eat car-the lake—”She giggled.“If yo uwon’t love me—I’ll eat car¬bolic—”She laughed aloud.“If you won’t love me—I’ll—I’llregister in the Law School—’’With a horrified scream, she raninto his arms I!LOVE, IN THIS DAMN TOWN,IS JUST ONE CONTINUEDSEARCH FOR A PARKINGEPACE!!CATECHISM OP RUSHING SEA¬SON REPORTSQues.—Was this a good class ofpledges?Ans.—Alpha Alpha chapter is proudto announce that we have pledged thebest class of freshmen on campus.Ques.—Are they real men?Ans.—They are men who are wellfitted, admirably endowed to carry onthe great work of Bah Bah Beta.Ques.—Are there any athletes amongthem?Ans.—f^eophyte Oscar Blap fromCharlevoix as a football player is justtoo bad! And as for Pledge MikeThomashink—when the Old Man sawhim handle the Indian clubs he brokedown in tears.Ques.—Was it easy pledging them?Ans.—It was by hard work and in¬spired love for Bah Bah Beta thatthe brothers of Alpha Alpha draftedis freshmen group from a writhinghotbed of fraternity competition.Ques.—Will this be a successfulyear for Alpha Alpha chapter?Ans.—With the present spirit in thehouse the year of 1926 bids fair to bea banner year in the history of thisbeloved chapter of our god-blessedBah Bah Beta!We’U Change!Dear Turk:It is to be hoped that tomorrow’sgame will not be as the game withMaryland,- counterfeit! There, thehalves were lead and the quarterscouldn’t pass!—Edward H. S.WITH the Sig Alphs beginning theprogram, station WLS is going tobroadcast the different fraternities.However, a casual stroll down Uni-versit yavenue any time from 12 to.12 will prove that all this is quite pos¬sible without any electrical equip¬ment!EPICS OP AMERICAN COLLEGELIFENo. 2—Oakley InnRendezvous of the immortalsThe cource of Large Evenings—Within whose famed portalsWe leave all our grievings.To connoiseurs of dago red,What words or what phrasesCan our thirst and our walletSing forth in your praises?I—Atlas.—TERRIBLE TURK. FIGHTING MIDWAY TEAMREADY FOR GRID CLASSIC(Continued from sport page)tomorrow afternoon, he will be duefor an unpleasant surprise.Against Florida and Maryland theMaroons exhibited nothing but the simplest types of formations. AgainstPenn, however, Stagg will in' allprobability “shoot the entire works,”Big Ten scouts to the contrary not¬withstanding.Betore entraining for the east yes¬terday the Maroons put the finishingtouches to several plays which have been saved for the exclusive edifica¬tion of the Quakers.The exact starting lineup for to¬morrow’s game is uncertain, butthanks to the Messrs. Benson and Mo-lander every man on the squad is inperfect condition. The team will taketheir final workout this afternoon at the Manufacturers’ Club on the out¬skirts of the City of Brotherly Love.According to the football intelleg-entsia, Chicago’s chances for victorytomorrow are practically null and void.These folks forget to take into con¬sideration the tremendous psycholog¬ical advantage possessed by a Stagg- coached eleven which is the underdogand furthermore I seem to remetnbersomething said by the experts a shortmonth ago regarding the certairity ofMr. Dempsey's annihilating this fel¬low Tunncy in this very «pime Phila¬delphia.Touchdown!For Every Thirst!%tti60NOT a Qinger AleDiscovered at Minnesota—Then Madison “ caughtA Riot at Champaign — and Now—Bothi Northwestern V(onChicago and OTE it —The Best Mixer onthe CampusOrder a case for Saturday—Every Saturday—Forafter the Game — For the Big Party — a WOWin a Crowd — Wonderful at a Select Gathering —Perfect for a Twosome!the bottle at allfirst class storesBut to be safe, buy it in the “Be Ready” Package;12 bottles put up in a handy carton by the makers.tMade and Bottled by The Fitger Co., Duluth, U. 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