The Green Capcandidates are onthe boards be*ginning Tuesday. W&t Batlp iHaroon It looks as ifthe club girls willhave a busyweek.Vol. 27. No.7 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 8, 1926 Price Five CentoWHAT OFIT? SOPHS DANCE AT SHORELANDternAt seven o’clock yesterday morning,the open season on rushing began forthe women's clubs. The hysteria willlast a week. It will be interestingwhile it lasts, to the sideline observer.But God help the poor mortal whohappens to get between any of theprize bags of the season and the mobbearing down on her! I am going towatch it from the belfry of MitchellTower: there I ought to be reasonablysafe. My advice to the rest of thecampus—those not personally interest¬ed in the business of rushing—is tostay within doors until things returnto normal. It won’t be long—short,but hardly, I think, particularlysweet.All rushing seasons as I see themare more or less a bunk process onboth sides. The clubs (whether theybe men’s or women’s) haven’t got any¬thing much to shout about in mostcases, but they try to make the rusheethink they have. The rushee is in thesame fix, and his energy goes into at¬tempting to convince the clubs he isbigger and better than casual inspec¬tion seems to warrant. It’s all hokumbut neither side will admit it. If theydid, where on the one hand wouldthere be just cause for all this hueand cry to get together a delegationto “. . . carry the ideals of the oldfrat on," and where on the other thedesire to do so?If the underlying basis of bunk werecut out. however, much of the sportof the chase would be lost. So it isretained. The fraternities do prettywell in spreading the old oil about, butthe clubs are the real past masters inthe art. No holds are barred. Every¬thing goes—during the. legal two min¬utes and any other time. If the taleof club rushing were written, it wouldundoubtedly result in some of thedarkest pages in history. One feel*that the De Medici ladies must havebeen clubwomen.* * * *Past rushing seasons have outlinedthe tactics the girls follow pretty thor¬oughly. The cardinal principle in theprogram, it appears, is “when in doubt,sob convulsively on the rushee’s shoul¬der.’’ This rarely fails to produce aneffect, but as the rushees are just asmuch women as the rushers, it is us¬ually very difficult to tell in advancejust what that effect is going to be.Sometimes, as the girls say, it sews’em up; on other occasions it resultsin the rushee going the other thing,sad to say. Girls for ages past havebeen inscrutable from the point ofview of man; the rushing season bringsout the signal truth that they arequite as inscrutable to others of theirown sex. Classes Nominate at Chapel Next WeekELECTIONS ARESCHEDULED FORENSUING WEEKUndergraduate CouncilDecrees ImmediateBalloting CLUB RUSHING IS IN FULL SWINGUnder the recent decision of the Undergraduate council that class <lec-1tions be held early in the quarter in¬stead of late in November, nominationfor class officers will begin next Tues¬day, at Sophomore chapel.Juniors Elect WednesdayOn Wednesday the Juniors will be¬gin their electioneering, while the Se¬niors will wait until Thursday chapelto begin their selection of officers.Nominations for presidents, vice-presidents, secretaries, and treasurersmay be made either trom the floor otby petition of ten signatures to thepresident of the Undergraduate coun¬cil.Elections Aid CouncilsThe elections will be held nextweek following nominations, it is an¬nounced. The early date has been setto enable the presidents of the threeclasses to take their places as membersof the Council and to aid the classesin getting a good start in their work. Campus or Prison?Camera the SameDo yoii imagine that your “C”book picture makes you look like aconvict? If that thought comes toyour mind, it is nobodys fault, forthe camera is meant to make youlook that way.The camera that is used to take"C" book pictures is like those usedby the federal government prisons,and large corporations for identifi¬cation purposes.Cameras of this design emphasizecertain features which insure accur¬ate identification. The Universitycamera has been found to be high¬ly practical, and. while it may notproduce artistic masterpieces, servesto prevent misuse of “C” books. RUSHING PERIODCLOSES OCT. 17WITH PLEDGINGDate Regulations and Prefer¬ential Bidding AgainIn VogueRushing for women’s clubs officiallystarted at noon yesterday. Clubs areFrench PlumbersResponsible ForAmerican 1Damn’ FRESHMEN DONCAPS TUESDAYSecond Luncheon TakesPlace Monday Noon"1 don’t give a damn!” isn’t what it’scracked up to mean; insists Mr. O. F.Bond, instructor of French at theUniversity. The sinister or immoralsignificance attached to it is whollya misunderstanding.The expression, "1 don’t give adamn,” was originally similar in mean¬ing to our own, “1 don’t give a con¬tinental!” It was originated a cen¬tury or so ago by tinkers, which is an¬other name for travelling plumbers. Insoldering two pipes together they useda small, almost worthless piece of woodto mold the molten metal. This was-called a dam; and hence the expres¬sion. Some bright person unintention¬ally added an “n” to it, thus barringthe expression from polite society. Streamers of green will appear onthe campus Tuesday. Undoubtedly,they will be kept parallel to the groundpart of the time. And undeniablythey won’t all the time.This meeting at the circle at 12 willformally start the activities of thecandidates for the Freshman honor so¬ciety. The gatherings each noon willbe in charge of a board of directors, the.members of which will be announcedin next Tuesday’s issue of The DailyMaroon.Score club. Skull and Crescent, andIron Mask will carry out the ideas ofthe Board.The second of the series of fourGreen Cap club luncheons will be heldMonday noon at 12:30 in the Churchof the Disciples of Christ. It is re¬ported that President Mason will beunable to attend this luncheon, but itis rumored that Dean Simpson willmake the main address. allowed to have four dates ahead withany Freshman woman, but only onedate eahe day. However if a clubwoman spends more than two minuteswith a a girl, it is considered a date.During the week only luncheon, tea,and dinner engagements can be made;but on Friday and Saturday eveningsdates are allowed to be made from 8o’clock until 12 o’clock. On Sundaythere can be made both tea and eve¬ning engagements.The system of preferential biddingwill be used again this year. The clubswill have until a week from next Sun¬day to carry on their rushing activ¬ities. Women receive a special de¬livery letter a week from this Sunday(Continued on page 2) Prof. Scott Nowthe Genuine Coach‘Signullls: 23-16-9-24-13-HIKE!”And History 242 grabs its booksand tries an end run for a touch¬down to net one major’s credit.Not that this really happens, butit might. For statistics reveal thatArtie Scott’s “Expansion of theWorld” boys are as familiar to thegridiron as they are to the historytext. Even more so, some wisecracker adds. The following menare in the class: Spence, end; Weis-low, tackle; Heitman, guard, Rouseand Baker, center, Borden, guard,Lewis, tackle, Kelley, end, Dygert,quarter, McKinney, half, Gleason,half, and Marks, fullback.TOWER PLAYERSSTART ON SHOWTo Stage Dunsany’s “NightIn An Inn ’ Oct. 29 HONOR GROUPSWILL SPONSORPLEDGE DANCEInitial Function ofSeason Set forOctober 29 SocialChinese Students.Celebrate RevoltSaturday EveningOWNER OF C’ BOOKMAY BUY TWO BIDSTO BIGGEST GAMES More than sixty Chinese studentswill celebrate the fifteenth anniversaryof the Chinese revolt in 1911, whenthey assemble tomorrow night at 7:30o’clock in Reynolds theatre.Following a program of Chinesesongs and authems to the accompaniment of a thoroughly Chinese orches¬tra, H. C. Waul, graduate student inpolitical science, will take on the “Diplomatic Relations of China.” J. A.Mei of the law' school will follow withan address on the “Causes of thePresent Civil War.”The program is sponsored by theChinese Students Club of the Uni-j versity and is open to the public, ac¬cording to C. T. Chi, president. MissFlora Belle Jan arranged the program.But to turn our analysis of the situa¬tion upon the other angle of the busi¬ness—the lines of conduct followedout by the rushee during the week—we find that the little girls on the otherend of the affair have their own tricksof the trade, varying individually asthe individuals’ degrees of cunningvary, to follow. Some of thes tricksare fairly common to all—wearingone’s fur coat in dog days like these,for example. On their side, the rusheespare neither time nor expense (forthe week) to get over big, or as bigas possible. It’s an intriguing pastime.In a few days the sobbing (read lit¬erally) will start. In a few more thereturns will begin to come in. Thenthere will be more and wetter feats ofcrying—whether the rushee takes thepin, or whether she doesn’t. By thetime the red, red robin goes south,there’ll probably be an end to the sob,sob, sobbin’. They are not long—theweeping and the laughter! SARGENT SPEAKS ATLECTURES MONDAYotProf. Walter Sargent, chairmanthe Art department, will speak at thefirst meeting of the Art club, Wednes¬day at 4, in Classics 10. Plans will bemade for the activities of the quarter.At a tea to be given soon, Mr. LoradoTaft, prominent Chicago sculptor willspeak.According to a tentative program,a tour through the American PaintersExhibition will be conducted in No¬vember by Prof. Sargent. Students holding “C” books may ap¬ply for two tickets for the Illinois andWisconsin games instead 'of one aswas the rule formerly, according to anew ruling made by the football tic¬kets committee yesterday. The com¬mittee, how'ever reserves the right toreduce the application to one ticketif they are unable to fill all applica¬tions.Cap and Gown ToHold New Tryout*Freshmen interested in the publi¬cation of the Cap and Gown willbe given another opportunity. Newtryouts will be held in Lex. 3:30Friday. It is important that all bepresent at this meeting which willend in time for the regular publi¬cation meeting which will be heldat 4:00. Pres. Mason GivesDinner Tonight forPrussian Professor NOTED SOCIOLOGISTLECTURES MONDAYPres. Max Mason wiii entertain forDr. Moritz J. Bonn, professor in theCollege of Commerce at the Universityof Berlin, at a dinner tonight at 6:30in the Quadrangle club. Dr. Bonnwill lecture this afternoon at 4:30 inHarper Mil on “The Problems ofGerman Democracy.”Dr. Bonn has been active alongpolitical as well as scholastic lines. Inthe former field he represented Ger¬many as a delegate at the VersaillesPeace Conference and was later advis¬or to the German Government. Two lectures by Dr. J. PrenticeMurphy, executive secretary of theChildren’s Bureau of Philadelphia,will be given on Monday at 9 and 10in Cobb 109 by special arrangementwith the University Social Workers.At 9 he will deliver the address withwhich he came before the NationalSocial Workers’ Conference at Cleve¬land last June. “Methods of Care forDependent Children” will be the sub¬ject of his second talk. Both lecturesw ill be open to the public.Maroon SalesmenReport to OfficeStudents who have been solicit¬ing subscriptions for the DailyMaroon are requested to check inwith their money and remainingsubscriptions receipts today orMonday at the Maroon office inEllis Hall. They should report tothe/ circulation desk between 9 and12 or 3:30 and 5. The Tower Players have announcedas the first play of the year, Lord Dun¬sany’s well know'n “Night In An Inn”which is to be presented two weeksfrom Friday. Rehearsals will start forthis production Monday afternoon at3:30 oclock in Mandel Hall. As it isto be given for the special benefit ofthe freshmen, as many first year menas possible are urged to report.This production offers an excellentopportunity for any number of fresh¬men, who so desire to get into theDramatic Association. An unlimitednumber is neededA meeting of the Gargoyles isscheduled for 4:30 Tuesday afternoon,at which officers for the ensuing yearwill be elected. By Milton S. MayerWhile the lapping waves of thatnearby mudhole, Lake Michigan, lendromance to the occasion, the sumpturous ballroom of the Shoreland Hotelwill echo with the dancing feet ofthose who attend the Women’s Pledgedance, first social function of the win¬ter season, October 29.The new south side hostelry wasselected for this year’s affair by Rob¬ert Harman, of Score Club, and C.R. Murphy, of Skull and Crescent.For the first time in campus historythe two sophomore honor societieshave combined in sponsoring the hopthat has hitherto been known as theScore Club dance. The chairman ofthe dance, given annually in honor ofthe women’s clubs’ pledges, expectfive hundred couples to attend.Shoreland Is Ideal“In selecting the Shoreland we be¬lieve we have found not only thefinest location on the South Side butone of the most beautiful and exclu¬sive hotels in the city,” Murphy said.“Ideally located at Fifty-fifth street onthe lake, it is far enough from the humand buzz of city affairs to give theimpression of a country club. Thespacious lobbies and lounges are aparticularly inviting attraction, andthe main ballroom, accommodating fivehundred couples easily, is the best wehave seen yet.”Realizing that October 22, the datefirst set, was too imminent for thecompletion of their elaborate plans, thehonor men gave themselves one moreweek leeway and scheduled the ball forOctober 29, to let the campus publicknow that this year’s affair will bebigger and better, if for no other rea¬son.PLAN MEETING OFFROSH WHO WOULDJOIN PUBLICATIONSFreshmen interested in trying outfor positions on any of the official un¬dergraduate publications of the Uni¬versity will meet this afternoon at 4o’clock in Room 110 of Cobb Hall.All those who are at all interested in Bids Out MondayBids should be on sale Monday, ac¬cording to Harman. They will be dis¬tributed among the sundry fraternitiesand other sales points on the campus.Flaming youth, financially lean after asiege of tuition, books, subscriptions,and tickets Will groan heartily at the“2.50 per” sign outside the door, butwill pay and pay until it hurts, forwho wants to miss the Pledge Dance,premier event of the social season?working in either the business or edi- SATURDAY MIXERStonal staffs of The Daily Maroon, Capand Gown, are urged to be presentAll women who sold copies of thePhoenix yesterday are especially in¬vited to be present at this meeting. At¬tendance at this meeting is requiredof those who are already trying outfor the editorial department of TheDaily Maroon.Start SubscriptionSale for YearbookMonday, October 11The Cap and Gown begins its fallsubscription campaign Monday, Oct.11. During this campaign studentswill be able to get the book for $4instead of $5 which is the regularprice.According to present plans thebook this year will be the best everput out. Students are asked to getout, boost the book and make the sub¬scription list worthy of the book.Subscriptions to the yearbook willbe on sale at the Ida Noyes cloakroom,the Reynolds cloakroom, and by cam¬pus saleswomen. START THIS WEEK1 he first of a series of mixers wiljbe held next Saturday in Reynoldsclub immediately following tbe Mary¬land game. The purpose of this enter¬tainment is to stimulate a feeling offriendship among the students them¬selves, and between the students andthe persons from the visiting school.The mixers are annual entertainmentsponsored by the University. The vis¬iting team, their followers, the stu¬dents and alumni of the University arcurged to attend.Romans Invite ADto Initial MeetingAll men in the University wish¬ing to become affiliated with a so¬cial organization are invited to bepresent at the first meeting of theRomans. Tuesday, Oct. 12 at 3:30p. m. in the Reynolds Clubhouse,Room A. The Romans is an organ¬ization open to all non-fraternitymen.•■'Page TwoUty* iailg iKarmmFOUNDED IN 1901fHK OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autnmn,winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:IS.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, live cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 18.1906. under the act of March 3, 1878.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueFelepnones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTRuth G. DanielLeo StoneTom StephensonGeorge JonesA1 Widdi field.Madge Child.Roselle F. Moss.Alice KinsmanBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus ..Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stem.. . Assistant Sports EditorStewart McMullenGeorge Morgens tern Assistant Day EditorAssistant Day EditorHarriett LemonKatheryne Sandmeyer. Sophomore EditorSophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerEldred Neubauer Advertising ManagerFred Kretschner Circulation ManagerBurton McRoy AuditorJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantRobert Massey....™ Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert Fisher Sophomore AssistantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantEd Woolf Sophomore AssistantHarry E. Axon, Jr Sophomore AssistantDonald Gallagher. Sophomore AssistantDan Costigan Sophomore Assistant“NON-FRATERNITY”'T'HE fraternity rushing season is over. Several hundredyoung fellows are wandering about the campus, somewhatself-consciously, wearing the buttons which advertise theirpledgeship to some fraternity. Several hundred other youngfellows, equally self-conscious, are wandering about withoutpledge buttons.And the "same old irrational and cruel distinctions betweenfraternity men and non-fraternity begin to be made. No recog¬nized distinctions, of course, or no distinctions which uprightfraternity men wil admit; but nevertheless real and cutting dis¬tinctions, which reach most deeply into the business of living atthis university.“Our problem,” said President Mason recently, “is not a frat¬ernity problem. It is a non-fraternity problem.” And so it is.It is possible that many university men are happier for not beingin fraternities. But it is not to be denied that many men whoare not in fraternities are keenly unhappy because of it.We have no ready-made remedy to offer. We endorse, how¬ever, any attempt which may be made to give non-fraternity menthe things they are missing. And we charge all fraternity mento be liberal, very liberal.SYNTHETIC TRADITIONSWrE hear that the management of the University Commons isallowing grime to accumulate on the windows of its edifice.The University is but thirty-six years old. Because of itsextreme youth it could not, under the old fashioned system ofallowing traditions to grow up, have obtained many in this shortperiod. But our modem age, so clever in discovering processesfor the manufacture of washing machines, has now inventedquicker, more scientific methods of tradition growing. Traditionsas well as washing machines, can now be quickly and cheaplyproduced. Both are mentioned in the pages of Sears-Roebuck-prices are given, plus postage of course. Ah, the miracles ofscience!In conformity with the new system, whereby traditions areconsciously established every year, the Commons management al¬lows dirt to accumulate on the windows of the building whereinmany of us must perforce take our meals. Our traditions, theysay, must have a setting which lends them the color and romanceof age. Because the windows of Oxford are almost opaquethrough age we too must have opaque windows. Traditions, eventhough shiny and new, must be made to look hoary. And so thewindows in the Commons are dirty.We wonder if the Buildings and Grounds department hasheard of youth and originality. The existence of universitiesproves that youth is not wholly to be despised, and if human youthis not wicked there can hardly be any reason for shame at theyouth of a university. While we attempt to create overnight thetraditions which can grow but slowly through the course of cen¬turies, we are imitating older and thoroughly worthy institutions.And while we imitate we cannot be in the first rank. We are al¬most moved to quotations ....And if we cannot be decidedly original, let us be natural.To be original is awfully hard, and no one can condemn us if wefail. Oxford is a great and fine university, but this is Chicago. _ THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 8, 1926UNIVERSITY POLICETAG VIOLATORS OFRULE ON PARKINGWith the first quarter of schoolwell under way. It appears that thevigilance of the University PoliceDepartment is stimulated to theutmost. Parking in any part of thecampus is now enforced by uni¬formed officers, who upon observ¬ing offending vehicles attach to thema card of warning, stating that ifthe offense is repeated more dras¬tic measures will result. More thana half dozen cars from Packards toFords were distributed over thecampus drives. This was especiallytrue of the drives adjoining HarperLibrary . No discriwination wasshown as to the make or model ofthe offenders car, as a small bluetag was plainly visible on each.Motorists wise are advised andWarned against preforming or re¬peating this offense.RUSHING PERIOD CLOSESOCT. 17(Continued from page 1)stating that they have been bid awoman’s club. That afternoon theygo to Ida Noyes, where they list theirfirst, second and third preferences inorder. They receive the bid from theclub which they prefer, providing theyare listed by that club. Pledging takesplace in the evening. CLASSIFIEDPhone Midway 0800 orFairfax 0977Robert Masaey,Classified Adv. 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Saturday and Sunday Until 3 (A M.cA STETSON looks smart everyday bf its unusually long life —inhats the best is real economy.STETSON HATSStyled for young menTTVTyTrTTTmrTTTTTTTTTTTTyyyTTTT ITITTTrTTTT TTTTMaryland Outfiton MidwayToday The Daily SPORTS Maroon Wrestling andSwim TeamsStart PracticeFriday Morning October 8, 1926“Musical Maroons Preformed ToOvercome Nervousness —StaggI-M TEAMS WILLOPEN TOUCHBALLSEASON TUESDAYSecure Four Fields ForGames; EntriesPour InBy the beginning of next week ev¬erything will be in readiness for theopening of the touchball season ac¬cording to an announcement made byManager Harry Hagey. The firstgames will be played on Tuesday andthe'fields are to be put into conditionover the week-end. All necessaryequipment has already been purchasedwhile a staff of experienced officialshas been arranged for.Entry lists have been pouring in allweek, which speaks well of the eager¬ness of the various organizations, andbodes well for the success of the com¬ing season. All entries must be in bythis evening.Poor FieldsFour fields will be continually inuse. One of these is to be reservedstrictly for non-fraternity affairs.The location of the various fields isas follows:Field No. 1—South east corner of60th and Woodlawn.Field No. 2—Southwest corner of60th and Woodlawn.Field No. 3—59th and Cottage.Field No. A—59th and Maryland.Ineligibility lists will be mailed to¬day, as varsity and freshmen footballmen will not be* able to compete.Manager Hagey looks for a goodturnout on the opening day. “If theintromural department is to have acompletely successful season,” statedHagey, “it is necessary for every or¬ganization on the campus to give itscomplete support. It is essential forevery team to show up on scheduletime so as to not to delay the day’sgames. Kappa Sig FroshStart Grid WarThis football fever spreads—evento the individual pledge ranks atthe fraternity houses. Witness thislittle incident. The pledges of PsiU. and Kappa Sigma considerthemselves superior to the rest ofthe campus neophytes when itcomes to actually playing the game.They will engage in a football gameSaturday morning to settle thisdispute as to which is the strongerdelegation. The team that winswill immediately issue an open chal¬lenge to the freshman of all otherhouses. It is expected that thechallenge will not be cast in vainand that the campus yearlings willkeep competition hot for the nextfew weeks.RENEW RIVALRYIN IOWA BATTLE#Iowa City, la., Oct. 8—A footballteam came out of the University ofIowa to beat a Michigan eleven at AnnArbor two years ago.A Hawkeye quarterback, LelandParkin played the game of his career.So brilliant was his work, climaxinga great year that Big Ten criticsnamed him for an all-conference post.Hardly less brilliant was Tod Rock¬well, Michigan quarter but his lusterwas just enough tarnished by Parkinto relegate him to the mythical secondteam. The game was the deciding fac¬tor after the Iowa and Michigan se¬niors had been tied in the critics’ favorall season.Rockwell chose the coaching pro¬fession for his career. Parkin electedto finish his law course and act asassistant coach at the University ofIowa. He passes on his knowledge ofbackfield craft to the young Iowa(Continued on page 4) WRESTLERS ANDTANKMEN STARTUMBERING UPCoaches Vorres and Mac-Gillivray Issue FirstCall To AspirantsYear round sports at the Universityare getting off to a real start thisyear. The wrestlers swung in to theirfirst session of the season early thisweek and in a few short weeks theywill be going at full stride. Some ofthe veterans of last year’s squad havealready reported but there are manymore who will report later.Several of the prbspective team forthe coming year are at present tryingout for positions on the football squad.Levine 117 pound and Simberling 158pounds, both numeral mqn of the ’29team have already turned out however,as have a number of new incomingfreshmen.Swimmers Warming UpCoach MacGillivray has already hisswimming prospects well on the wayin the matter of conditioning. Thetank is crowded daily with men warm¬ing up for their various stroke prac¬tise. The varsity squad has almostthe exact lineup of last year’s teamback. Gilchrist, Petrolowitz last year’swater polo captain, and Lane are theonly veterans who are missing.Veterans ReturnCaptain Noyes, Jerry Greenburg,Rittenhau and all of the other starshave returned however and are doingsparkling work in their early practicemeetings. Hough, a last year’s num¬eral man in the dashes has also turnedout. The Frosh squad is well balancedbut has no real luminaries. Vedder inthe 220, Stephenson back stroke, New-field in the breast stroke and Hansen,a dash man who will develop well ifhe sticks out, all look good. Quakers Take Out“Quake” InsuranceNo chances are being taken bythe University of Pittsburgh on.having to do without its footballstadium. Recently it took out earth¬quake insurance on the new $2,000,-000 steel and concrete stand, re¬ceiving a low rate due to its geo¬graphical location. It is the onlystadium so insured, according torecords.Whether Pittsburgh also intendsto take a fire insurance policy onthe structure was not indicated.BADGERS READYFOR JAYHAWKERSMadison, Wis., Oct. 8, 1926.—CoachGeorge Little's fighting Badgers areslated for a light practice at CampRandall Stadium this afternoon in prep¬aration for the inter-sectional battlewith Kansas’ Missouri Valley eleventomorrow. The Wisconsin coach hasordered a light workout, which willconsist of signal drill and some punt¬ing, drop-kicking and place kicking.The Jayhawker squad, coached byFranklin “Baldy” Cappon, who will beremembered as one of Michigan’sgreatest plunging fullbacks, and led byCaptain Harold Zuber, 200 pound trip¬le-threat back, arrived here this morn¬ing early thirty-five strong and lim¬bered up at the stadium early this af¬ternoon. The visitors appear to be astrong machine, as they have the sizeand experience, combined with theMichigan system of coaching.The Cardinal staff has been hard atwork all week ironing out the rough(Continued on page 4) By Hugh O. PotterNo longer will the campus footballenthusiasts be kept in the dark onwhy the Maroons became musical lastSaturday for A. A. Stagg, “The GrandOld Man” has let the secret out.“I hadn’t thought of marching thesquad out singing until I went into thedressing room and saw that the menwere nervous. Then I decided uponthe move. It was just psychology,”explained the Dean of all footballmentorsWhen asked if he intended to con¬tinue the practice Mr. Stagg refrainedfrom definitely committing himself,answering, “I don’t know.”Reversing the order the famouscoach quizzed his interviewers, “Didyou hear it?”Thv answer being in the affirmativeStagg continued:“What did you think of it? I readthe next day that the team sang ‘TheSong of the C\” The song the teamreally sang was “The March of theMaroons.”)While being assured that the singingwas impressive as well as unique, astray football whizzing uncomfortablynear the coach drew his attention andended the interview.While a few of the newspaper re¬ports of the game failed to feature theMaroons’ musical act others “played itup” in good style. The “Big Ten“Big Ten Weekly” in its story of thecontest says:“Perhaps the singing Maroon athlet¬ic choir will come to be more famousthan the “Praying Colonels from Cen¬tre College.”"Will the Maroons sing again?”The question will be answered Sat¬urday afternoon at 2:30 o’clock. HEAVY MARYLANDTEAM TO ARRIVEAT NOON TODAYMaroon Line Gets FinalWorkout In DummyScrimmageThe Maroons went through the lasthard drill of the week last night. Itwas much the same as the previoussessions—stress was laid on the workof the line. The linemen were taughtfn detail how to handle the Marylandplays as illustrated by the Freshmenwho have been using them with mark¬ed success throughout the week. Therewas no actual scrimmage.Reports have it that the Marylandteam will arrive in the city at noontoday. They have been drilling ontheir offense for the most part of theweek, perfecting their timing whichwas faulty in their game with SouthCarolina last week.Maryland LineupMaryland will put a heavy line onthe field Saturday. Likely starters areAdams, 180 pounds, and Keenan, 196,ends; Zulick, 198, and Leatherman,190, tackles; Wondrack, 192, andFletcher, 191, guards; Bafford, 158.Captain Stevens and quarterbackBoyd are the midgets of the teamweighting under 150 pounds.Neither team will be handicappedby injuries. Several of the Maroonsare troubled with slight bruises butthese will not hamper their work whengame time is due. Maryland was inpoor condition when they played SouthCarolina but should be improved phy¬sically as they have had extended prac¬tice sessions during the first days ofthis week.Stagg has kept his first string backsout of hard scrimmage but has giventhem plenty of work otherwise.Better than fine goldSept 10:the beginningof a new fallseason A book reviewer on the staff of the Chicago Eve¬ning Post has today expressed what has been ourfeeling for a long time * * * “Watch the Univer¬sity of Chicago Press”, he wrote, and, paid as weare to echo just this sentiment, we couldn’t haveworded it any better * * *He was writing today about Herrick’s “Brains ofRats and Men” as one of our best this fall * * *And he has already told his readers that we havepublished “a book that the intelligent personshould pounce on with a whoop of joy” (“TheNature of the World and of Man”) * * *Our customers presumably are not so vociferous intheir support of what we are doing, but the primcolumns of our sales reports and the worn look ofour shipping clerk are all the evidence we need toassure us that we have a wonderful list of newbooks to offer * * * With “The Outlook for Amer¬ican Prose” by Joseph Warren Beach, “The Demo¬cratic Way of Life” by T. V. Smith, “The Psalms”by J. M. Powis Smith, and “The Gang” by Fred¬eric Thrasher to add to our science books abovewe can appeal to most anyone * * *What the advertising manager of theUniversity of Chicago Press might havewritten in his diary if he had one. r Identify the aristocratof pens by thiswhite dotJoin the &reat fraternityof Lifetime wieldersThe student &ives the fountain pen its hardesttest. He must use it almost constantly—andseverely. Therefore he is the highest buyer ofthe Sheaffer Lifetime.* It’s the pen for strenuousand unfailing action. And since it is built of en¬during and brilliant fcreen Radite and guaranteedagainst all repair costs, it is always the pen ofeconomy. Its first cost is its last cost. Spot itby the dot—sold at better stores everywhere.Price, in green or black, $8.75. Student's special, $7.50. Pencil, $d2SBlue Label Leads—fifteen centsSkrip is the best ink for all fountain pensPENS* PENCILS* SKRIPW. A. SHEAFFER PEN COMPANYFORT MADISON, IOWA•Re*. U. S. Pat. Off.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 8, 1926(~^e^ YVhisfleTO A FRIEND WHO GRADU¬ATED FROM THE UNIVER¬SITY LAST JUNEThese many months I’ve searched fotyou,Through campus, hall, and city street.Afraid of fate . . . and yet sereneIn hopes that we would someday meet RENEW RIVALRY IN IOWABATTLEoverforA hundred times I’ve been downheart¬edWith the way my fortune turnedHow I’ve wanted you before me .Oh, how hopelessly I’ve yearned.Now I’ve found you . . . let’s be happyBrush away that lonesome tear.And—where is your ethics notebookThat you promised me last year?!—GeoGTHE PHOENIX landed on thecampus yesterday like a carton ofbricks. We trust that those who for¬merly criticised it for not being per¬sonal are slowly masticating theirwords. Meanwhile the guard is stillbeing maintained at the A. T. O.house.IN REGARD TO THE GREENCAP SOCIETYProspective Buyer: “How much isthis Green cap?”Clerk: “One buck.”Future Purchaser: “Where are theholes in it?”Salesman: “What holes are you re¬ferring to?” 'Intended Owner: “Why, the holesto fit the ears of the jackass whowould pay that much for tfte cap!”—Miguel (Continued from page 3)sophomores who are tumblingeach other in their eagernessfirst team job.Now Tod Rockwell, Parkin’s sole rival of 1924 brings his North Dakotateam to- meet the Hawkeyes SaturdaySo there will be a flash-back of the rivalry which was a feature of the twostars’ last season of competition.BADGERS READY FORJAYWALKERS(Continued from page 3)spots brought to light in the curtainraiser with Cornell last Saturday. TheVarsity was sent against Freshmenteams on Tuesday, Wednesday andThursday afternoons, working hardright up to six o’clock with the aid ofthe powerful flood lights at the Badgergrid plant.Realizing the importance of tomorrow’s contest, Coach Little does notexpect to keep the five regulars onthe bench who were not permitted totake part in the opener.WITH the announcement in theDaily Maroon that “Classics LibraryBuys New Books For Student Use”we are overjoyed to discover that theyhave included among their purchasesthat breath-taking treatise by Giesberg,“German Woodcuts of the SixteenthCentury-” Dancing from 6 P. M. to2 A. M. on week daysand from 6 P. M. to 3A. M. on Saturday.NO COVER CHARGEfor Dinner Guests.\fter 9 :30 50c during theweek, $1.00 on Saturdayand Sunday.Wabash at Randolph Sts.Phone for ReservationDearborn 6260-6262jMackhamkFOLLOWING the traditionalWhistle policy of furnishing our pa¬trons with the best regardless of theenergy it takes to clip it out, we re¬peat:HOME ATMOSPHERE"Yes, we have a nice room for ayoung man, and this is a very quietplace if you want to study. Wouldyou like to look at the room?”A good-looking girl had opened thedoor for the room-seeker. A radio wastuned in somewhere. Down tha hallsomeone was strumming a ukulele.The prospective roomer heard voicesin a nearby room. One of them said,“See you, and raise you ten!”A soft clinking sound came fromthe parlor, as a low voice crooned,“Seven, babies, seven for yo’ papa!”The boy stepped up and sniffed theair. “Hair tonic,” explained the girl.“When do I move in my trunk?”he asked.“But you haven’t seen the roomyet!”“Lady,” was the reply, “why worryme with trifles?”What This Country Needs Is a GoodFive Cent Cigar!Dear Terrible Turk:Saw one of the older collegians(class of ’96) on campus struttingwhat must have been “collegiatestuff” in the ole’ days. He was smok¬ing a cigar butt through a perfectlygood Dunhill. Please tell mC is thatone of the old traditions “ftpsh” areexpected to uphold?—A Worried FroshTO our friends in the Senior classwho greet our entry into tfilree yearsof Law school with something of pity,we are making no immediate reply.Wait’ll they see the nice nurses homethe University is putting up in con¬junction with the new hospital! !—TERRIBLE TURKRev. Miles Krumbine will preachSunday at 11 in Leon Mandell hall.Official ColltFBATEBNFJewelryBadges-Pings-NoDelties'WARREN PIPER &CQ31 M. STATE ST. STUDENTS!U will enjoy these concertsU can can pay these prices5—Extraordinary Concerts—5SOUTH SIDE CONCERTCOURSEat the Midway Masonic Temple6115 Cottage Grove Ave.(In the University Naborhood)SoDhie Braslau. Fri. Eve. Oct. 15Efren Zimbalist Fri. Eve . Oct. 20Emilio de Gogorza, Fri. Eve.,Nov. 12Gita Gradova, Fri. Eve., Nov. 26Anna Case, Fri. Eve., Dec. 3Season Tickets, $5, (plus 10per cent tax)This includes reserved seat forall five concerts. University stu¬dents can procure tickets fromDorothy Gafford, 5541 Kimbark.Dorchester 0734. OFFICIAL NOTICESPublic lecture. “Problems of Ger¬man Democracy,” by Dr. Moritz J.Bonm, professor of Economics, Col¬lege of Commerce, Berlin, Germany,Friday, 4:30, Harper assembly room.Dames club meeting, Saturday, 3, innorth parlor of Ida xNoyes hall. Publications, and Exhibitions, Satur¬day, 10, Harper E 41.Chinese Students club, Chinese Na¬tional Day Celebration, Saturday ,7:30,Reynolds club theater.Open meeting of the Channing club,Sunday supper at 6 Parish House ofBoard of Students Organizations, i F>rst Uniterian Church.NO MATTER OF AGE!From the youthful schotol-boy andgirl affairs to the more dignifiedgrown-up’s dances, he or she whodances well is always among themost popular. In the rhythmic, de¬lightful sway of the dance, congen¬ial folks meet and cultivate valuedfriendships. To dance is to “mix”well. We can teach you the fine artin dancing! Private lessons day orevening.Beginners Classes—Mon., Wed.,Fri. at 8:00Teresa ;Dolan Dancing School1208 East 63rd St., nr. 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