This year Eng¬land sends us theBishop of Lon¬don. mt Jflaroon Traditional“G o Chicago*’Boltons will be invogue again.Vol. 27. No. 6 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 7, 1926 Price Five CentoWHAT OFIT?^Geot^eMptgmstemKenney Laird, who was everythingbut God’s representative on earth(and might, under cover, have beenthat) here at the unive^pity a coupleof years ago, was talking over thatshrine of the grade-pluggers—dearold Phi Beta Kappa with me recently.Mr. Laird is one of the Fee Beatboys, having indeed been presidentof Undergraduate Phi Beta Kappawhile in these halls. Hence, he iswell qualified to talk on the subjectAnd he did, both wisely and well.* * * *The argument really began whenI expressed the opinion that the bovswho get the key are not sucn anoble lot, after all. Pithily I sketcheda picture of “these moles (I quotefrom *memory) crawling out into thelight once in four years to get thebadge, and then crawling back, nev¬er to be heard of more.” Therewere exceptions to the usual run, Iadmitted,—fellows who were reallybrilliant, who did not rely on sheergrinding and sweating to get theirgrades, men who were both humanand (because they were able to getthe key as they did) slightly divine.To^his type, I argued, conferring ofthe Phi Beta Kappa key should beconfined.* * *Mr. Laird did not agree, and heon his side, as I felt I on mine hadbeen, was entirely convincing. “Thereshould,” he said, “be some way ofrewarding, even of conferring dis¬tinction upon, such fellows as youdescribe. They have done theirwork conscientiously and thoroughly,however dully, and in the end theyhave arrived at excellence. To suchmen the Phi Bete key is a fittingsymbol of achievement and of dis¬tinction. Many Phi Betes, too, arenot half bad fellows; I have knownmany that exhibited human tend¬encies. Do you not agree?”• * * *Kenny’s argument had the smackof truth about it. And yet, in look¬ing back over years of,glorious PhiBeta Kappa history, I could hardlyagree. How far from its originalaristocracy and exclusiveness had itdrifted! Founded December fifth,1776, at William and Mary in Vir¬ginia by five 100 per cent blondeNordics and Virginia gentlemen, lookat it now! How could any conscien¬tious Ku Kluxer bring himself to be¬long to it in its present day state?What would those first membersthink were they to rub elbows withsome of the current Phi Betes? Theold order passeth, indeed (this to bedeclaimed in a voice of faint regretand ineffable sadness), and alwayscometh the new . . .* * * *The oldest college fraternity inthe country by fifty years, the firstsecret society and selective fellow¬ship, where the the rigid bars tothe organization now? Gone withthe winds. And where, too, the se¬crets that any fraternity man mustever grapple to his heart with hoopsof steel. Gone, gone, too. Phi BetaKappa—Philosophia Biou Kuberna-tor!—not an unwashed scoundrel inschool but does know the motto car¬ried secret for years in the old sym¬bols. No secrets now!—no morethan the Reynolds Club or the St.Mark’s Society.* * * *There is something terrible in thedecline and fall of this fore-runnerof all fraternities. Somehow, I can¬not but feel that those five originalmembers are walking the goldenstreets of heaven crushed and brok¬en men. The original perversion ofthe society from one of fellowshipto one for grinds was bad enough.But the present Phi Bete type—thatmust be the final blow. The Humean KidWell— Watch DietComes news that the HurricaneKid is eating once a week.No, no, folks—be yourselves.The H. K. is no long-distancehunger-striker, not even a camel.He—or she— is the very radiantalligator that the Florida teambequeathed to Captain Markswhen they met around these partssome few days ago. And insteadof donning the good old nose bagonce every fortnight, the Kid willfeed once a week, on strict diet¬ary orders from sundry physiolog¬ists from the Sigma Nu club¬house.Not only that. “Instead of min¬nows,” declared Marks, betweenpasses, “the darling will havechilled consomme, grilled aspara¬gus tips, and cherry brandy forhis repasts. We shall develop theunmolested minnows into a lovelyaquarium, or something.” FITZGERALD TOHEAD ‘CHICAGO’BUTTON SALESFormer Interscholastic RushChairman LeadsCampaignPHOENIX BARESCAMPUS EVILSOut Today; ExposesGuarded SecretsAll the long cherished secrets ofthe Greek societies—their mildewedintrigues—the wicked paths that havebeen trod in fraternity history—allthis is an open book. No longer willunwitting high school graduates blun¬der into the nets laid for them byoverwise students. At last a herohas been found brave enough to defycenturies of tradition.The Phoenix today in its first ap¬pearance on campus this quarter willbrazenly charge everything fromfourth degree murder to homicide inconnection with its greeting to theincoming freshman. In honor of theyearlings the number is called the“Green” Phoenix.Rumor hath it that the Phoenixoffice will open at 7:30 o’clock thismorning, to receive in appropriatefashion, the beautiful women whoare expected to apply -for positionsto sell the humor magazine.Y. M. AND Y. W. WILLMEET WITH N. U. INFALL FOR RETREATAbout sixteen members of the Y.M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A. cabinetsmet in a joint session at luncheonthis noon at Ida Noyes hall. At thismeeting tentative plans were laidfor a retreat with the joint cabinetsof Northwestern University sometime in December. A committee wasappointed to carry on negotiationswith the Northwestern cabinets. Thepurpose of such a retreat would be(Continued on page 4) Catherine Fitzgerald, chairman ofthe women’s rushing division of lastyear’s Interscholastic commission, hasbeen appointed to manage the saleof the “Go Chicago” buttons at thepep session preceding the Northwes¬tern game.The sale is an annual affair con¬ducted by Iron Mask, Junior honor¬ary society, to arouse the enthusiasmof the student body to the highestpitch and to enhance school con¬sciousness among the fans that willfollow the team to the Evanston cam¬pus the following day. .To Organize WomenMiss Fitzgerald will select in thevery near future at least ten of themost prominent women pledges oncampus to form her group of sales¬women. On the evening of the pepgathering, these saleswomen will ap¬proach all those attending and ex¬change a button for a twenty-fivecent piece.Over seven hundred and fifty but¬tons were sold preceding the Illinoisgame of last year and one thousandare ordered for the sale this year, asthe demand exceeded the supply.List ActivitiesMiss Fitzgerald, chairman of thecostume committee for the ensuingMirror production, was secretary ofthe Sophomore class of last year, amember of Sign of the Sickle, Soph-more honorary society for women,and a member of Mortar Board.Walt WilliamsonTo Preside OverPeriodical BoardWalter G. Williamson, ManagingEditor of The Daily Maroon, waselected president of the Board ofStudent Publications at a meetingheld yesterday at 1 o’clock in theoffice of Mr. Frank O’Hara. Aspresident of the board Mr. William¬son will preside at all meetings ofthe board and will also sit on theUndergraduate Council as a represen¬tative of the university publications.Dermott McGraw, business managerof the Cap and Gown was electedsecretary of the board. The meet¬ing held yesterday was anHaftermathof a meeting held last June when themembers of the board were unable toagree as to whom they wanted toelect.University Press Releases FinalBook of Former Pres. BurtonFormer President Ernest DeWittBurton, collaborateed shortly beforehis death with Harold R. Willoughby,instructor in New Testament Litera¬ture in the University, in writing “AShort Introduction to the Gospels,”the revised edition of which has justbeen released from the UniversityPress. New material from Dr. Bur¬ton’s files regarding the dates of theSynoptic Gospels and a theory con¬cerning the composition of theFourth Gospel has been added to thebook.Another book of interest, “Chris¬tianity in th Modern World” by For¬mer President Burton will be re¬leased to the public in December.Profs. Willoughby and Edgar Good-speed, editors of the book, have com¬piled the most important of thespeeches of Dr. Burton into one book.Titles which give an insight into theliterary content are: “Why I AmContent To Be a Christian,” “The Personal Religion of Jesus,” “TheNeed for an Educated Ministry,”“The Challenge of the Present toAmerican Christianity” and “Oughtthe United States to be a MissionaryNation?”The book concludes with “Chris¬tian Education in China,” the lastpublic address rrfade by Dr. Burton.In the Department of Theologyand Religion are two important newbooks, “The Formation of the NewTestament” by Edgar J. Goodspeed,Prof, of Biblical and Patristic Greekand “The Psalms,” translated fromthe Hebrew, by J. M. Powis Smith,professor of Old Testament, Lan¬guages and Literature. The formerdeals with the geographical factswhich influenced the assembling ofthe books of the Testament; the lat¬ter is as near a copy of the originalHebrew as possible, although correc¬tions have been made where thesense was manifestly wrong. Five Thousand HotDogs for MarylandRobert Hilton, undergraduateconcessionaire in charge of thered hot stands at the Universitystadium this year, says that hisstands must sell five thousand redhots per game to pay their way.As one of the stands sold thirteenhundred at the Ohio State gamelast year, Hilton is not particularlyconcerned over the matter.He also runs the stands atNorthwestern, and says that nonebut the best of materials will beused in the delicacies his under¬lings are to dispense this year.Hilton concluded his statementby saying that on the whole thechances were that business wouldbe pretty good this fall. Every¬body knows what a dog tastes likeat the half on a cold day! LONDON'S LORD BISHOPCHAMPIONS GOSPEL OFCHRISTIAN IN MANDELVersatile PhilanthropistIs Second GreatBritish GuestGET GREEN CAPTICKETS TODAYDecree Fee Must Be Paid inAdvanceTickets for the second noon dayluncheon of the Green Cap Club, tobe held Monday, October 11, in theDisciples of Christ Church, may beobtained from Robert Harmon, PhiKappa Psi fraternity house.Mr. Harmon urges that all frat¬ernities, who are desirious of havingtheir pledges make the club, shouldcall for tickets before Friday noonwith their money. A maximum ofonly five tickets will be alloted toeach fraternity. For non-fraternitymen there have been tickets reserved,which can be obtained at the candycounter in Reynolds.One of the requisites to member¬ship in the Green Cap Club is attend¬ance at the series of four weeklyluncheons, the first of which was giv¬en last Monday. Since many menwere turned away at the last ban¬quet for want of tickets the boardof directors advise Freshmen to gettheir tickets as soon possible. By Milton S. MayerOne Englishman blew in upon thisour campus wearing a double-breast¬ed suit. Another Englishman gracedthe quadrangles adorned by the Mi¬tre and Cope. Both have left theireverlasting mark on our Gothic tow¬ers as no American has ever done.Perhaps it is the enchanting dis¬tance of an ocean, perhaps the exotichistory of another world, the OldWorld, that exalts them in our eyes.Perhaps they are truly great. Butthere is none to deny that AlbertEdward Windsor, Heir Apparent tothe throne of Great Britain, and Ar¬thur Foley Winnington Ingram, HighChurchman and Lord Bishop of Lon¬don, are the real representatives.The Right Reverend WinningtonIngram, second Britisher to stretchhis hands across the sea, was born inWorcestershire, England, January,1 26, 1853. Educated at Marlboroughand Keeble Colleges, Oxford, theclergyman’s brilliant career hasfound him a private tutor; privatechaplain to the Bishop of JLichfield,head of Oxford House, BethnalGreen, rural dean of Spitalfields, can¬on of St. Paul’s Cathedral, Bishopof Stepney, and ultimately Lord Bis¬hop of London, which seat he hasheld for twenty-five years.Two Englishmen, power of thestate, power of the church,—and allAmerica kneels in reverence. What’sthe answer?CLASSICS LIBRARYBUYS NEW BOOKSFOR STUDENT USEValuable additions were made tothe books in Classics library duringthe summer, according to Mr, Rathke,librarian. All sections of the libraryhave been supplemented.An eleven volume set of Hindutales called “The Ocean of Story” isdeemed the most interesting of thenew acquisitions. The collection wastranslated directly from the Hindu.Unusually beautiful woodcuts areto be found in a new art folio byGiesberg, says Mr. Rathke. The trea¬tise is on “German Woodcuts of theSixteenth Century.”In the field of Philosophy Durant’s“Story of Philosophy has been pro¬cured and in the field of History Vol¬ume IV of the Cambridge AncientHistory.Renowned EconomistTo Talk on GermanyDr. Moritz J. Bonn, Professor ofEconomics at the College of Com¬merce in Berlin, Germany, will ad¬dress students in Harper AssemblyHall on Friday, October 8th at 4:30o’clock.Dr. Bonn was exchange professorat the University of Wisconsin, ofCalifornia and of Cornell, and hastwice addressed the Williamson Con¬ference He is a man, of numerousscholarly attainments. The campusis invited. Publish Book OnAmerican Life ByRecent GraduateAnother University graduate, Eliz¬abeth Madox Roberts ’21, has recent¬ly come to fame through the publica¬tion of the novel, “The Time ofMan.” Prof. Robert Morss Lovett,of the English department, gives thebook a complimentary review in theNew Republic magazine comparing itwith Willa Cather’s “My Antonia”and other popular American fiction.Miss Roberts received her Ph. B.degree at the University in 1921.While in the University she workedunder the supervision of Prof. Lov¬ett. She was a member of the Poet¬ry club, and tdok an active interestin the life of the University. Herfirst literary contribution was a groupof collected poems, “Under theTree.” published by Huebsch of NewYork.UNIVERSITY M. S.STUDENTS RECEIVEARMY COMMISSIONSTwenty-four members of the Uni¬versity of Chicago Reserve Officers’Training Corps received commissionsas second lieutenants in the HeldArtillery Reserve of the U. S. Armyduring t>he past year. Work pursuedin the Department of Military Sci¬ence and Tactics concurrently withtheir other subjects earned them t|?ecommissions from the Secretary ofWar. The twenty-four new officersof the Army represent a considerableincrease in the number of commis¬sions earned during 1925-1926 overthose in any previous year.George M. Christler, now a stu¬dent in Rush Medical College, wasdeclared honor graduate of the R.O. T. C. unit. ' Chrisler, who starredthree years in polo and was captainof the polo team last spring, earnedthe distinction through soldierlyqualities and academic proficiency. To Comment On OurUniversities AfterEastern TourBy Bee Jay Green“Take with both hands the Swordof Goliath, walk straight ahead andshadows will always be behind you,”Right Reverend Winnington Ingram,Lord Bishop of London, declared yes¬terday evening in Mandel Hall, inmaking what he termed a Christianappeal to the Universities of Amer¬ica. <The fear of death, the fear of un¬forgiven sins, the fear of hauntingtemptations, the doubt of creed, anddepression of spirit are the greatcorses of man the Lord Bishop main¬tained. The Sword of Goliath breaksthese curses, with it man, can seesunshine and light, without it he isg;loomy, depressed and spreads hischeerlessness.In comparing other great religiouscults with Christianity, Lord BishopIngram said that Mohammedans mustchange their whole philosophy aboutwomen before they could aid theworld, that Buddhism was beautiful,but there was no God there, and thatChristian Science was a religion forthe rich, not the poor.Appealing to the youth of Americato grasp the word of Jesus, he heark¬ened back to the days of the WorldWar days which he reminded his au¬dience were full of temptations, andclaimed that those who remainedstraight during the war were in exactproportion to those who adhered toprayer.“In a large city like Chicago,” hesaid, “there are many temptations,but if he holds the Swor dof Goli¬ath, the youth will always bestraight.”Lord Bishop Ingram has alreadyspoken in Ames, Iowa, and at theUniversity of Illinois, and will con¬tinue his tour to Detroit, Boston,New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore,Washington an,d Sewanee, Tenn.His tour is being made at the re¬quest of the clergy of America, forthe purpose of making the Christian(Continued on page 4)RIDING CLASSES FORWOMEN START SOONHorseback riding classes sponsoredby W. A. A. will commence in a fewweeks. These classes are open to allwomen. Those desiring to attendmay sign on the posters which havebeen put up in Ida Noyes hall. Mar¬ietta Moss, chairman of the commit¬tee in charge of the classes, willhave office hours from 12 to 12:30Thursday, Oct. 14, in the TrophyGallery of Ida Noyes hall.Women desiring to earn pointstowards W. A. A. membership shouldplace their names on the bulletinboard in the Trophy Gallery or givethem to Eleanor Wilkins, vice-presi¬dent of the organization, tomorrowfrom 12 to 12:30 at the W. A. A.desk. According to Miss Wilkins,horseback riding is an excellent wayto earn W. A. A. points.Publications Call forAmbitious FreshmenFreshmen who are interested insecuring positions on any of the uni¬versity publications are to report atRoom 110 in Cobb Hall at 4 o’clockon Friday afternoon. All those wlmexpect to try for positions on the edi¬torial or business staffs of the DailyMaroon, Cap and Gown, Phoenix, orany other official publication mustbe present at this time. It will bethe first official meeting of freshmeninterested in this kind of work.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. OCTOBER 7, 1926 -uffy? Saily fUarnunFOUNDED IN 1M1jfHK OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates r13.00 per year; by mail, 31.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March IS,1006. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Loca) 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTRuth G. Daniel Women’s EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorTom Stephenson Sports EditorGeorge Jones- News EditorGeorge H. Koehn News EditorA1 Widdifield News EditorMadge Child. Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss - Junior EditorAlice Kinsman... . Society EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bridges —.—Day EditorMilton Mayer - Day EditorCharles Warner Day EditorStewart McMullen Assistant Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern Assistant Day EditorHarriett Harris Sophomore EditorHarriett Lemon - Sophomore EditorKatheryne Sandmeyer Sophomore EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern — Assistant Sports Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerEldred Neubauer -..Advertising ManagerFred Kretschner Circulation ManagerBurton McRoy AuditorJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantRobert Massey Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert Fisher Sophomore AssistantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantEd Woolf. Sophomore AssistantHarry E. Axon, Jr Sophomore AssistantDonald Gallagher Sophomore AssistantDan Costigan Sophomore AssistantA UNIVERSITY POUCYW'HOLLY by coincidence three items appeared on the front pageof yesterday’s Daily Maroon which had a more than passing sig¬nificance. These items reported events which were in themselvesof little importance; but the trend which they record is of vital im¬portance. /One item was an account of the abandonment of compulsorychapel at Yale University. The second reported the decision of thelocal administration to allow students to continue operating auto¬mobiles. The third announced the capitulation of the ReynoldsClub authorities in the matter of selling cigarettes.The trend which these items indicate is indisputably in the di¬rection of student liberty. Our university, and other enlightened uni¬versities continue to remove the restrictions which are a holdoverfrom the period when universities were mere academies, with thepresident speeding the graduates on their various way with a courseon moral philosophy.The Daily Maroon stands unequivocally for student liberty. Itseditors have unlimited faith in the intelligence and the responsibilityof university students. They believe that those university adminis¬trations are best which interfere least with the personal lives of stu¬dents and which encourage most the genuine sense of responsibilitywhich is latent in every student of university age.There is always the objection that the average student will notwork unless he is forced. It is true, unfortunately, that such a con¬dition prevails in American secondary schools, and that such an at¬titude is carried on into the universities. The task of breakingthrough this attitude and building up a tradition of student initiative,in studies as well as in the conduct of life, is not an easy one. Neitheris it impossible.The University of Chicago has been notably progressive in itsattitude toward student liberty. It prefers to regard its constituentsas serious minded, level-headed, intelligent men and women. TheDaily Maroon subscribes unanimously to this attitude, and to the the¬ory that lies behind it.COFFEE AND TALKJ^HE doors of the Coffee Shop are closed.But—they will open next Monday. And they will accom-date the usual morning rush for coffee and waffles; the regularoon demand for malted milks and the incessant afternoon demand>r hot chocolate and wafers. And then the doors will close andle demand will seek other channels for satiation.There is no place on, or near, the campus where Universitylen and women can spend a quiet hour in stimulating conversationf an evening. There are not many men who can sit over ten min-tes in the reception room of girl’s halls. Somehow the halls reekrith femininity.And so being of a discursive nature they seek the night clubsor campus “small talk.” The Coffee Shop could well fill this void ;conomically for the student; profitably for itself and satisfactorilyor all."Let's go to the Coffee Shop." DURANT ANSWERSCOLLEGIANS WITHPHILOSOPHY BOOKNew Work Is Clear, Simple;,Written With Gustoand BoldnessThere comes a time in the life ofnearly every college student when heasks himself the question, “what isit all about?”—what is the meaningof everything, or is there any mean¬ing? the world and his own life—whence do they originate and whith¬er do they tend? God, freedom andimmortality—are they sublime truthsor empty illusions?To such as these Will Durant’sstory of Philosophy will come as agodsend. It is perhaps the best in¬troduction to philosophy ever writ¬ten. Some courage is required thusto praise a book which so quickly hasbecome a best-seller, but in this case,as Oscar Wilde would say, the pub¬lic has achieved a success. Dewey’sstatement of the essence of Durant’saccomplishment can hardly be bet¬tered: “he has humanized ratherthan merely popularized the storyof philosophy.”Language Is ClearThe outstanding feature of thebook is its presentation of the mostabstruce and subtle doctrines in lan¬guage that is clear, simple, and at¬tractive. The work is almost aseasy to read as any well written nov¬el, yet the author has rarely donewrong to the essential meaning ofany of his philosophers. The secretlies partially in his gusto and bold¬ness. He is not an original thinkerbut he is an independent one. Thereis nothing of the pedant about him,no tendency to lose the forest in thetrees. He gives the impression thathe is a lover of philosophy who hasabsorbed the teachings of its variousschools so thoroughly that he caneasily reproduce them in his ownlanguage, infusing into it the pas¬sionate delight of his studies and atthe same time criticizing it with afreedom and irreverence bred of lonj|familiarity. He knows, too, when toquote. The numerous passages whichhe selects from his philosophers areinvariably well chose, interesting inthemselves and typical of their writ¬ers. Lastly he has the gift of re¬partee. His book abounds in epi¬grams, usually clever although some¬times superficial and occasionallysinking into cheap witticism, but al¬ways summarizing curtly a definitepoint of view:Author It PsychologistAnother merit but one almostmerging into a defect in this connec¬tion i sthe author’s power of charac¬terization. He is a keen psychologist.The philosophers who march throughhis volume from Plato to Dewey areone and all made living figures, withcharacteristic strides or struts, withbeating hearts as well as activebrains. They are, most essentially,human beings in a human environ¬ment.! This is all to the good—savethat one may have too much of evena good thing.Attention Students!We cater especially to studenttrade at most reasonable prices.Cleaning, Pressing, Repairing,Suits made to order. All wool ma¬terials Fit and Workmanship Guar¬anteed $32.50.M. SHINDERMAN1114 E. 55th StreetWork called for and delivered.EARN MONEY!with our Christmas Card AlbumWould you like to have moremoney for your college course? Youcan earn it quickly with our beauti¬ful album of greeting cards. Writeat once for full information and wewe will also send you our catalog ofgifts.BERTHA STUDIOSP. O. Box 113 P. 0. Box 1064Springfield, Mass. Kansas City, Mo AWARD TO BE GIVENBEST FRESHMAN INADVERTISING DEPT.The cut is a reproduction of thecup that is offered to the freshmanaspirant fpr the business staff whoscores most points in the ad contestsponsored by The Daily Maroon.This contest is based upon theamount of advertising sold, the in¬terest shown in the individual’s workand the general attitude of the con¬testant about the office. The nameof the winner will be engraved onthe cup, and it will remain in hispossession for the entire winterquarter. Another incentive in thebusiness department lies in the factthat four of these new students willbe retained for sophomore positions.Each ad seeker will also receive acommission on all the ads he sells.RENTAL LIBRARYADDS NEW BOOKSOF CAMPUS LIFEAnother tale of campus life hasbeen added to the now numerous col¬lection in classics rental library.Lynn and Lois Montross in “Frater¬nity Row” have again set tongueswagging in the neighborhood of Ur-bana and Champaign.As in “Town and Gown” of threeyears ago the authors center their stories around Andy Protheroe “deanof lounge lizards” at the Universityof Illinois, and again the veil of dis¬guise is thinnly drawn, around bothcharacters and places.Stories of college life, judgingfrom the number obtainable at Clas¬sic's rental, ranging from good tonot so good, seem popular of late.“Maroon Tales” by Cuppy, giving apicture of the early days of the Uni¬versity, “Grey To\yers’ 'of 1923, and“Chimes” by Herrick, are the onlystories of life at the Universtiy, overagainst innumerable tales of otheruniversities and colleges, east andwest. Some of the better knowncollege stories are: “Fidelia” by Ed¬win Balmer of Northwestern, thepreviously much discussed “PlasticAge” by Percy Marks, and the some¬what poorly done presentation of lifeat Dartmouth, “Granite,” by Quinn.WHAT’S ON TODAYRadio lecture through WMAQ at8:15 from Mitchell Tower. Prof.Herman Schlesinger will speak on“The Importance of Chemistry forthe Maintenance of Peace.” OPEN NEW MODISTESTORE FOR WOMENIN CAMPUS DISTRICTYesterday Miss Elise A. Runyanthrew open to the women of theHyde Park district the doors of hernew frock shop at 1671 E. Fifty-thirdSt. Tea was served in the cream-colored salon amid many flowers.Miss Runyan was hostess to aboutfive hundred guests.Miss Runyan and her models willcontinue as she has done in the pastthree years to cater to conservativewell-dressed women. Her frocks arecopies of Paris creations no two ofwhich are alike. Miss Runyan as¬sures all University women of per¬sonal service. The shop, though ex¬clusive in personel, is within thereach of any University woman whois fastidious in her choice of clothes.•ERNST-R0□1LlV•SaO9•!1flRPER•Ave•PMONC'WOC-PflRK 8282-•im-pnoroGRflmn*COME ONOVERSOME NIGHTWe have a great time here at The Drake everynight (Sundays excepted)-it s such a friendly, in¬timate groupe-Miss Andes directs such happyspecial parties and the same people come againand again until we have a little family of ourown. This season we have set aside Wednesdaysfor the girls and called it Sorority night-Fridays asalways goes as Fraternity night and the conferenceprospects are settled over a “cup of coffee at mid¬night” many times.Come over some night-the cover is a dollar anddancing is informal on week nighs. Special formalSaturdav parties, 10 to 3, have a coverd charge oftwo dollars.BOBBY MEEKERDirector ofBobby Meeker and hisDrake Hotel Orchestrarii see you throughGosh, these are the busy days!Lunching at die Sig house.Dining with the Kaps. In¬terview the Dean at hall-pasttwo. Take that ‘‘special” athalf-past three. Tonight’sskull practice for the team—when did the Coach say,7:45 or 8:15?And who the deuce was thatlittle whiz I met with Danthis morning? Dan — he’sScotch — just mumbled hername and moseyed her rightalong. Stingy!Heigh-ho (sigh), my boy,this college is getting too bigfor you. You better get your¬self an Ever sharp.Then you can just dip intoyour weskit pocket and re¬ fresh your memory. AnEversharp never forgets, norclogs, nor jams. It puts arifled tip in touch with facts.Any style you like. Coloryou want. Have one in solidgold, sterling silver, gold- orsilver-filled, hard rubber—red, black or mottled. (Seethe new utility unit—$1.50worth of everything for$1.00.)With leads to match—RedTop Leads, the very degreeo; hardness or softness youprefer; regular, heavy-duty orchecking: also in the colorsyou need or fancy. How much?How much? How much?From 50 cents to amonth's allowanceEVERSHARPthe name is on the pencilMARK MY V>©1986, The Wahl Co.Chicago Next to your badge, the best ft f g to wear is anEversharp. I k now, ’cause I’ve bee to this man’s col¬lege. I have a dandy bookmark for »u—free—at theFversharp and Wahl Pen Cour, r. See you there!-WAT. the Eversharp Kid■' J& -k - i A/i i '' r-"i1 iM''irihMfj'ii'ihiiMi'"■ •FRESHMEN GRIDDERS GAIN GROUND WITH MARYLAND PLAYSYEARLINGS HURLEASTERN ATTACKAT VARSITY LINECrisler In Frosh LineupTo Test MaroonMixtures of Maryland and Pennplays were again hurled at the var¬sity linesmen last night by the quiteexpert freshman. The same decep¬tive tactics that gained ground dur¬ing the Tuesday practice continuedto trouble the Maroon regulars.Burgess, member of the NotreDame freshman last year, and Men¬denhall assumed the ball-carryingand tossing for the frosh and theydid both in highly commendable fash¬ion. Passes and line plunges gainedconsiderable groundage for the firstyear men. Fritz Crisler took an ac¬tive position on his frosh team lead¬ing the assault on the varsity line.Stagg gave his first string backssignal and play practice. They werenot exposed to scrimmage. From in¬dications it iS almost certain thatStagg will continue the open tacticswhich he introduced in'the Floridagame.Weislow’s work at tackle is up tothe high standard he set last Satur¬day. Apitz and Spence will againprobably start at the end jobs. Thereis keen competition for the guardberths with Wolff showing the moststuff. K. Rouse is sure to start atthe pivot position.The same backfield that openedagainst Florida seems likely to takethe field against Maryland. Heavy Ticket SaleFor Maryland GameAdvance ticket sales for theMaroon-Maryland football gameSaturday point to an unusualcrowd for such a game. The foot¬ball tickets committee predicts anattendance of 35,000 exceedingthat of the Florida game last Sat¬urday by 4,000.Student applications for the lastthree games of the season, Illinois,Northwestern, and Wisconsin arecoming in rapidly, and a selloutfor these games is certain. Atten¬tion is called to the fact that thoseholding student C books may pur¬chase tickets for the Northwest¬ern game at the reduced rate ofone dollar.OPEN BIG I-MNON-FRAT DRIVEAn organized drive in the dormit¬ories, clubs and physical educationclasses will be held in a few days forthe purpose of getting more non-fraternity men into intramural ath¬letics. Not enough interest has yetbeen shown by the non Greeks, andit is to stimulate interest and rivalrythat this drive is to be started.Leagues are to be formed in thegraduate schools also. If enoughteams enter from the graduate law,divinity, Chicago Theological Semin¬ary, C. and A., and medical schoolseach department will have its ownleague, and separate prizes will beoffered to league winners. GYM TEAM GETSEARLY SEASONPRACTICE STARTCoach Hoffer Has FourVeterans As NucleusFor New TeamThere was a keen glint in the eyesof Coach Dan Hoffer as he walkedover the gym floor yesterday after¬noon. And well such a thing mightbe as yesterday saw teh start of thegym team’s practice for this year’scampaign. His able corps of nimbleathletes were “all present” with anew freshness for the rigorous prac«tice before them and an eagerness to“do their stuff.”Both Hoffer and his team are de¬termined to equal their brilliant rec¬ord of last year but the going willagain be tough. Two intersectionalclashes with Penn and the Navy arethe high lights in the season’s sched¬ule.Four Letter MenFour letter men remain to bolsterup the squad and carry the teamthrough to victory again. CaptainDavidson, Jimmy Flexner, last year’srunner up for the undivided nationalchampionship* Jerry Quinn, lastyear’s captain, will again form apromising nucleus around which Hof¬fer can develop . a well balancedsquad. But there are plenty of open¬ings on the team and all who comeout are promised the superlativelycapable tutelage of toach Hoffer.The second of December has beenset as the day for the meetings ofthe Conference coaches to make upthe schedule.MARSHALL HELD 6 mm-BamrntWhere Dependable Merchandise Is Low PricedHand-BlockedFRENCHFELT HATS$6.50TOP off your sport clothes for the game next Saturdaywith one of these new French Felt Hats. Handblocked in attractive designs, with trimming of ribbonto match. Smart and practical for campus wear.Basement, Middle, Wabash Athletic Department Expands— ToTake Over “Y.M. ”Bowling AlleyPre-Season CagePractice Now OnCoach Nels Norgren has issueda call for pre-season basketballpractice. The practice is to bedaily at 2:15 starting today. Can¬didates for the varsity are toscrimmage with the best classteams in Norgren’s physical educa¬tion classes. This early practiceis headed by Captain Sackett, andincludes such able players as Fer-well, Macklin, Gist, McConnell andKaplan.Wisconsin SendsAll Teams HereA crimson-clad horde will invadethe campus cf the university thisyear when the University of Wis¬consin comes here to play on StaggField on November 20. The BadgerAthletic Department is sending itsentire Freshman squad here on thatdate along with all of the substitutesand the regular team. To defraythe expense of sending so many mento Chicago, teh University of Wis¬consin Athletic Department is print¬ing and selling programs at the twonon-conference games played by theBadgers this fall.Second Cabinet of the Y. W. C. A.at noon, Y. W. room of Ida Noyeshall. If the opportunities for exercisewhich the athletic department pro¬vides for Chicago students were madeuse of by all, the student body herewould undoubtedly be one of thehealthiest university groups in thecountry. The department, underLonnie Stagg, has just announcedthe culmination of another one ofits numerous projects —the takingover of the Y. M. C. A. bowling al¬leys located in Reynolds Club.The Department of Athletics willhave complete supervision over theever popular alleys which are in Man-del basement and Bill King has beengiven the place of student manager.No expense is to be spared and thefinest of equipment is to be placedon the alleys for the students. Newmats will be put down and new pinsset up, while all of the old appara¬tus will be refurbished.The alleys will open officially onMonday, but free bowling will beoffered if they are ready for servicebefore then. After that the sameprices that were formerly chargedby the ‘Y’ will be in order.The new management will offerthe best of co-operation the Intra¬murals tournaments and will great¬ly speed up the play. As increasedinterest by the participants is alsoexpected special and individualmatches will also be fostered andmany new features are to be added. FROSH MAKE IITSTRONG SQUAD;“BEST IN YEARS”Duval and Kelly Ineligible;Take Old Places InFrosh RanksOne of the most promising squadsof freshmen football candidates seenon the Midway in some time, seemsto be the verdict of experienced ob¬servers after watching the ’30 teamin action.Among those present are Pat Kel¬ly, Chuck Duval, both of whom ranafoul ineligibility snags. The formermade an excellent impression on thefreshmen coaches last Fall, whileDuval’s work is well known to theMaroon followers.List of CandidatesFollowing are the names of thoseyearlings who have reported:Alger, C., Aronson, W., Anderson,E. J., Abbott, A., Bartuofsky, S.,Beach, H., Best, P., Boone, D. J.,Burgess, W. F., Brnelle, W., Bluhm,H. J., Brown, D., Black, D., Barnes,W., Boyd, C. J., Campbell, H. M.,Crooks, J., Changnon, H. E., Cohen,S., Cooper P. A., Daniels, G. F.,Driscoll, C., Dubsky, G. A., Eiken-berry, W., Eisenstein, H., Elworth,J. E., Froberg, F. H., Fickel, E.,Grady, C. ., Gesas, L., Graves, R. E.,Gray, J. R., Gardiner, L. R., Green,D. M., Holahan, M. F., Heywood, G.,Hansen, R., Heywood, A. W., Hedeen,(Continued on page 4)No Student Complete Without a Typewriter^P)G? newRemington Portable $40 to $60Underwood Portable $35 to $50$60 Cash—$62.50 i.ine PaymentsCorona Three $29.50 to $50WEBUYSELLRENTREPAIRALL MAKESUnderwood 4 & 5 $39 to $102.50L. C. Smith $36 to $105.00 Hammond, $35 to $97.50EASY PAYMENTSLANGUAGE KEYBOARDSTECHNICAL KEYBOARDS Remington $44 to $79WOODWORTH’S BOOK STORE1311 E. 57th St. OPEN EVENINGSPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 7, 1926^ "WhistleODE TO FRESHMEN WOMENWe watch you with keen interestWe study you with zest—Since newer girls outshine old datesAnd prove by far the best.How are the Freshmen women now?One hears on every side—And each man dashes Harper bound,So he too may decide.This one is keen, and this is cuteAnd most of them are nice—The last year’s flame is burning low,We’re skating on thin ice.So look about you, brothers allAnd pick ’em while they lastFor summer loves and yester-springAre buried in the past.—Atlas“Deke Pledges Sing By Light ofMoon”—Maroon story. Yeh, that’swhat we suspected it was! CLASSIFIEDPhone Midway 0800 orFairfax 0977Robert Massey,Classified Adv. Mgr.TO RENT —Large front room,next to bath. No other roomers; 2in family. Dorchester 2590. Boyle,917 E. 56th, call after 6 p. m.Young lady as assistant to blindstudent afternoons. Phone Fairfax6000. Apt. 825.Freshmen failing in English 101Exam, needing tutoring, phone Fair¬fax 1655, or call at 1546 E. 57th St.TO RENT, TO WOMEN—Largefront room. Twin beds. Two studytables and two dressers. Large clos¬et. Sixty dollars a piece per quarter.Call before 10 a. m. or after 4 p. m.Phone Midway 4712. 5620 Ingleside.FOR SALE—A No. 3 CoronaTypewriter; slightly used. PhoneMansfield 6223.AND again from the Daily Maroon—“Michelson’s and Moulton’s WorkInterest Hermit.” That’s a new namefor the boys in Snell Hall.Even once more from our base ofoperations—“You Can’t Afford ToMiss a Single Issue of the Daily Ma¬roon.” Neither can Milt Krienes! Woodlawn Ave., 5418. Delightfuloutside room. Nicely furnished.Very desirable, $7. Weaver,Wearing apparel. For sale. Lineof new cloth and fur coats and eve¬ning gowns. Excellent values. Pricesfrom $18.00 up.--J. Poland, 3964 El¬lis, call Oakland 4981.ON SCHOOL PATRIOTISMDear Turk:If the remarks made by Morgen-stern, Miguel and others concerningthe team’s singing were supposed tobe funny, one surely must admit thatsome U. of C. students have a pe¬culiar sense of humor.—Hero-Worshipper. TENOR for church choir. Call atonce. Hyde Park 4183.Unusually attractive room with orwithout board for girl student forpart time service care of children.Phone Fairfax 61 Si.LOST—Shell rim glasses. Reward.Finder please phone Dorchester 5910.FOR SALE—Ford Speedster; self¬starter, tools, spare; just overhauled,$45 Cash. Call Mr. Remick. Mid¬way 2049.THERE you are! The indignantvoice of the people swells out oncemore in defense of our gallant Var¬sity. Last year there was almost ariot in the Maroon office because ofalleged slights against'our team. It’shard tdl understand all this. If wewere to attack the University’s ad¬ministration, as has been done byothers before, there wouldn’t be theslightest ripple of undergraduate in¬dignation. Maybe the profs aren’tgood looking enough. With absoluteimpunity, our baseball team may bedragged over the coals, our chapelprogram criticised, our Law schoolkidded. But with the slightest murmur against the graet god Football,scores of “loyal U. of C. students”wiil cluster frothy-mouthed about thegates of the Daily Maroon a-cryingfor editorial blood and tearful apol¬ogies.All of which goes to prove thatwe now won’t be able to follow Jack“Dopey” Oppenheim’s advice andtell you about the scheduled plans fora post-season game with the Har¬vard glee club. LONDON'S LORD BISHOPCHAMPIONS GOSPEL OFCHRISTIAN IN MANDELYOU ASKED ME FOR A POEMYou asked me for a poem one night,With subtle words to preyUpon your soul and by their mightEntice your heart away.My words were wan, and now itseemsWe’ve drifted far apart.I have the poem in my dreams . .And you have still your heart.——GeoGAFTER many years, the ReynoldsClub will sell cigarettes to the stu¬dents. It now remains but a matterof a few more decades before thefrat parasites will get into the habitof buying them!THE cold weather season is here.Freshmen, you will move into frater¬nity houses, will you?—TERRIBLE TURKWYVERN PLEDGESThe Wyvern Club wishes to an¬nounce the pledging of Alice Coy ofCleveland, Ohio. (Continued from page 1)appeal to the students of the country,while at the same time he is makinga study of the prohibition questionand of the co-educational systemhere. He declared that he was notyet prepared to comment on eitherquestion as his investigation was, in¬completeY. W. AND Y. M. WILL MEETWITH N. U. IN FALL FORRETREAT(Continued from page 1)to increase the scope of the work of“Y” at both institutions and to fos¬ter closer relationship and co-ordina¬tion between the cabinets.Mr. Van Duzen of the Union The¬ological Seminary, who was a speak¬er at the College Camp at Lake Gen¬eva this summer has been consideredas a speaker. Van Duzen is comingto the University in December.Ideal RestaurantBREAKFAST—DINNNERHome Cooking, Excellent ServiceSpecial Lunch, 40c1352 East 61st St.OFFICIAL NOTICEAll students interested in assistingin the Art department of the Capand Gown have been requested tomeet with Victoria Smith \today at3:30 in room 5 of Lexington hall. STUDENTS!U will enjoy these concertsU can can pay these prices5—Extraordinary Concerts—5SOUTH SIDE CONCERTCOURSEat the Midway Masonic Temple6115 Cottage Grove Ave.(In the University Naborhood)SoDhie Braslau. Fri, Eve. Oct. 15Efren Zimbalist'Fri. Eve. Oct. 20Emilio de Gogorza, Fri. Eve.,Nov. 12Gita Gradova, Fri. Eve., Nov. 26Anna Case, Fri. Eve., Dec. 3Season Tickets, $5, (plus 10per cent tax)This includes reserved seat forall five concerts. University stu¬dents can procure tickets fromDorothy Gafford, 5541 Kimbark.Dorchester 0734. FROSH MAKE UP STRONGSQUAD; BEST IN YEARS(Continued from page 3)H., Haugh, R., Harsha, M., Jersild,H., Hagens, W. C.. Hitz, G., Huenen-gardt, F., Haffert, H. A., Inbinder,E. A., Johnson, W. R., Knowles, W.,Koessler, H., Krafft, J. A., Landy, B., Levy, J., Luke, G., Marshall, L.C., Mendenhall, H., Morris, J., Mor¬rison, D. W., Muellich, G., Milchrist,Jr. F. T., Merriam, W., May, A. I.,McNair, S. R., Meadows, C., Mal-cheski, H., McCurry, J. C., Meigs, G.,Nowick, S., Onufrock, J., Pidot, G.B., Priess, H., Reeves, P., Rutter, J.,Reynolds, G., Rosenbloom, L. K., Rid¬ dle, H., Sonderby, M., Shettle, R.,Stewart, C. W., Starbuck, F., Seid-ines. E., Shemerdisk, L., Silagyi, Z.G., Simpson, W. R., Stuhlmann, F.,Tressler, D., Vaichulis, J. A., Win-son, T., Wakeland, V. O., Watrous,G., Wattenberg, B., Weaver, C.,Whitney, F., Willett, H. L., Winter,M., Wrightsman, E. F. Official CollegePEATEBNITYcJewelryBae$es~J2ings-No#eliiesWARREN PIPER &CQ31 N. STATE ST.Henry C.Lytton % Sonsft ■ftHundreds of New Ones Arrived for Friday and SaturdayGray-Tones and BrownsThat AD CoDege Men Want * :Suits With One and Two Trousers in the New High 3 Button Modelat $ 50HESE beautiful new Suits for Fall have been so striking in pattern—so smart instyling and so exceptional in value that it has been impossible for us to get themin stock fast enough. We’ve had our man ufacturers working night and day, and forthis week-end they’ve just delivered to us 750 more suits—every one of them in themost desirable patterns we’ve had this season. All the newest models are here inthese striking Browns, Gray-Tones and T ans. If you want the most in style, vari¬ety, pattern and quality that $50 will buy, you will be here to get them.El MM • •••••• MMM 7STTT77T7TTTT4fit