Prof. Stephensmtu appointed assecretary to Pres.Mason. Sail? Maroon Two formerprominent «ytiv-ity men werenamed for im¬portant posts.Vol. 27. No. 4 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 5, 1926 Price Five CentsWHAT OFIT?fyGeoi&MpigpMternThere have been many ways in his¬tory in which football teams have tak¬en the field. Sometimes they havewalked out stolidly, foredoomed to de¬feat, and knowing it. Sometimes theyhave rushed out wildly onto the greenpatch of battleground, wild in theirdesperation against impossible odds—»like that Chicago team of 1924 thatheld Grange and Illinois to a 21-alltie. Sometimes like Bo McMillin’sCenter College team in the HarvardStadium in 1922, they have gone outand knelt down to pray. All thesemanners of going out to die for theold school have been seen in yearsgone by. But not till last Saturdaydid a startled world ever see a teamtake the field piping psalms of hopeand hymns of victory.Mr. Stagg led his Maroons out be¬fore the Florida game singing, therewas a general air of mystificationamong the boys in the bleachers. Someknowing that the Old Man’s crop ofhorseflesh was not so rosy as in otheryears, insisted that the boys weresinging to keep up their failing spirits.Others offered no expiations—theymerely made the most of what, fromsome points of view was a very funnyphenomenon. There was somethingjust a bit ludicrous about the situa¬tion, the boys felt. Here were Mr.Stagg’s Maroons singing—and singingvery, very seriously—something thatmight well have been “Onward Cforis-tion Soldiers,” but really was “Flagof Maroon” and “We Are Chicago,”the latter one of the more sour num¬bers from the most recent Blackfriarsshow. So the boys enjoyed it to thefull. True, one of them, midway inthe second number rendered by Mr.Stagg’s boys, caleld out brusquely,“Throw ’em a herring.” But for themost part it was taken in good stead.It seems, however, that it was all fora purpose. The boys, later advicesshowed, have been singing their songsevery noon between courses over atthe Windermere. Saturday’s per¬formance was nothing new for them,however it might have affected thecustomers. The songs, Mr. Stagg feltwhen he first set the boys to singing,would develop a feeling of unity, ofcommon aim and reliance—in short, asort of esprit de corps. It soundsplausible enough.* * * *There is, indeed, only one jarringnote in the whole program outlinedby Mr. Stagg and carried out, bassoand tenor, by the boys. The said notehas to do with the question of whetherMr. Stagg has not shifted his policyon his men singing before their gamessince last fall, it is a well-rememberedfact that the Old Man somewhat curt-lyinformed Mr. Graham Kernwein, theupright halfback and prom leader of ayear ago, that singing had no part inthe preparation for a game that gaveevery indication of being real andearnest. This rebuff resulted from thefact that Mr. Kernwein was unburden¬ing his tonsils on the feted air ofChampaign just before taking the fieldfor dear old alma mater against Mr.Grange and ten other rough little boys.* * * *If Mr. Stagg is to be consistent inhis policy (that status quo, that is, ex¬isting at the time of the Illinois gamelast autumn), he must cut the singingact from now on. For Mr. Stagg’sfootball team beginning next Saturdaywith Maryland and continuing throughthe season, is going to face footballteams which will make the day’s frayevery bit as real and earnest as Illi¬nois was capable of last' fall. As forlast Saturday’s singing, Mr. Stagg canlaugh :t off by saying, as ensuingevents proved true, that Florida wasn’tso tough and he knew it, and let hisChristian Soldiers sing because he did.\ JENKINS NAMEDSECRETARY OFALUMNI GROUPAdolph G. Pierrot LeavesUniversity forBusinessW. Robert Jenkins, ’24, has beennamed secretary of the UniversityAlumni association to succeedAdolph G. Pierrot, who left the uni¬versity October 1. Mr. Jenkins willassume his duties at once.Mr. Jenkins, son of the presidentof the University of Omaha, receivedhis college degree at that school, andcame to the University as an under¬graduate, taking his bacheloriate ofphilosophy in 1924.Active On CampusWhile an undergraduate, Mr. Jen¬kins was prominent in campus activ¬ities, being “leading lady” in “Film¬ing of Friars.” He was editor of thePhoenix, active in dramatics, and amember of Chi Psi fraternity.Since his graduation Mr. Jenkinshas been in the publishing and ad¬vertising business.Worked HardFor nine year Mr. Pierrot held theposition of Alumni secretary andeditor of the alumni magazine. Heis credited with the development ofChicago’s huge alumni association,and took a prominent part in thecampaign drives. He is a member ofthe class of ’07, of Sigma Alpha Ep¬silon, Phi Delta Phi, Delta ZetaRho, Acacia, and the Masonic order.Mr. Pierrot will assume the vice¬presidency of Teninga Bros, and Co.,real estate firm. hurricane Kid’ toGet Greek Rush"Hurricane Kid” has been select¬ed as the official appellative to donthe latest addition to the pets of theUniversity. The “Kid” is the al¬ligator presented to Captain Marksby Captain Saara of the Universityof Florida team before the gamelast Saturday.Thinking that such a noted beingshould be decked out, Wallie wentdown to the nearest harness shopand bought a special suit for the’gator which is seventeen years oldand would return to the land of re¬altors if given half a chance.There is a rumor afoot to theeffect that Wallie intends to takehim over to the Sigma Nu houseand offer him up as a pledge, butso far this story has not been veri¬fied.O’HARA ADVISESGREENCAPPERSNeophytes Assigned DutiesAt First of WeeklyLuncheonsAssyrian PrinceMasquerading AsStudent — FoundAmong the notables now in schoolis Stynuel K. David or Samuel Khan-ninia H. Kahn, as this student of royalbirth is called when at home in As¬syria.Mr. Kahn is entering the Universitywith seventeen majors advancedstanding and has shown remarkableability as a literary and technical stu¬dent. Prince Samuel is a direct des¬cendant of the Royal family which hasbeen ruling in Assyria for two thou¬sand years. His cousin, the reigningking of Assyria, is a student at Ox¬ford and Lady Surma, another cousin,is acting Ambassador to the UnitedStates and has served in the sameposition in England. Lady Surma isnow in New York following a so¬journ of political nature in Washing¬ton, D. C., two weeks ago. Candidates for the Green Cap, fresh¬man honor society, learned the waysand means of campus life when FrankHuburt O’Hara, director of student ac¬tivities, addressed them yesterday atthe first of four weekly luncheons atthe Disciples of Christ Church.About 140 “its” appeared for theirintroduction into the period of bully¬ing that precedes admission into thehonor group. Speaking for PresidentMason, who is ill, Mr. O’Hara told theneophytes the purpose and benefits oftheir training. “While the apparentlystupid stunts that you will endure mayseem valueless, they are not for thepurpose of hazing and are not thefundamental purpose of the society,”Mr. O’Hara told the freshmen. “Bythe time your candidacy has ended, theentire group will have learned the hu¬mility that should prevail among fresh¬men, and the future leaders of C3mpuslife will hate appeared s^ve the hori- E. ENGLISH TOHOLD STUDENTPURSE-STRINGSWoodward Appoints Alum¬nus Auditor of StudentAccountsEarle English, former businessmanager of the Cap and Gown and aUniversity Marshal last year, re¬ceived appointment yesterday as au¬ditor of student accounts. The ap¬pointment was announced by Prof.Frederick C. Woodward, vice-presi¬dent of the University.“Appointment of an auditor to de¬vote full time to student activities,”the Vice-president said, “grows outof an increasing demand for helpfulguidance and follows the joint rec¬ommendation of a committee of theBoard of Student Organizations andof the Undergraduate council. It isin line with the practice noyy beingadopted in all leading universities.”Trains At OhioMr. English, who was graduatedfrom the School of Commerce andAdministration last spring, studiedauditing systems at Ohio State Uni¬versity at Columbus recently with aview of training himself for theposition of auditor. The position it¬self is not a new one, as the Univer¬sity has always provided for the au¬diting of accour^S. The new fea¬ture is that Mr. English will give hisentire time to rendering whatever as¬sistance is possible to all students inall activities.The activities that Mr. English willwork with include all publications,dramatic productions, proms, classsocieties, but do not include frater-(Continued on page 2)DISCUSS PLANS FORYEAR’S PROGRAM ATFEDERATION TONIGHTCHICAGO UNIT COPSPRIZES AT SPARTAIn competition with a number ofother amateur so diers spending thesummer at Camp Sparta, BurtonSn ith of the LTniversity fired thehighest individual score in the pistolcompetition. The Chicago team fin¬ished the pistol competition with agood lead.Twenty-nine cadets from- the localunit of the Reserve 'Officers TrainingCorps went to camp in decrepit fliv¬vers or “bummed” rides and in a fewweeks even purchased railroad tickets.The camp lasted six weeks during themonyis of June and July. Studentsfrom the Universities of Illinois andWisconsin also attended.The presence of three “C” men inranks, Marks, Hobscheid and Bngnall,made Chicago the undefeated cham¬pions in baseball. The Chicago con¬tingent likewise won their boxingmatches with the exception of one.Hobscheid fought O’Connell of Illi¬nois to a draw in the heavyweightclass. Work that has been accomplishedthroughout the summer and duringFreshmen week, and a prospectus ofthe program for the coming quarterwill be discussed at an open-councilmeeting of Federation tonight, at 7 inthe library of Ida Noyes hall. Eachchairman will review what has beendone by her committee and explain ingeneral the field it covers.Miss Elizabeth Wallace, professorof French Literature, will talk, unify¬ing the reports and discussions into awhole impression of Federation. “Themeeting will be open to all women andis primarily a discussion meeting. Itjs hoped that we will find out from theFreshmen themselves their reactionsto Freshman week,” said Helen King,chairman of upperclass counsellors.“In addition to this, the meeting willgive an excellent opportunity for thethe organization and work of Federa¬tion.”“A social hour will follow the dis¬cussion and we hope that all will re¬main,” continued Miss King. Y. W. FederationCombine To FeteWomen Transfers“C” Hand Books OnSale at BookstoresStudent “C” Hand-books, officialguide to the campus, have arrivedand are on sale for twenty-five centseach at the University bookstore andat Woodworth’s. The hand books areindispensible to newcomers on thecampus and are good “date-books”for upper-classmen, because they fur¬nish all information for students atthe University. Members of the joint Intercollegiatecommittee of Y. W. C. A. and Federa¬tion will be hostesses at an informaltea for women who are transferringfrom other colleges, tomorrow at .3:30,in the Y. W. room of Ida Noyes hall.Transfer students who were on cam¬pus last year are urged to be presentas well as the entering women, accord¬ing to Dorothy Mosiman, chairmanof the committee.A definite program has not beenarranged, as this is the first of a seriesof teas to be given throughout theyear. The committee will confine thenefforts tomorrow to helping the womenbecome acquainted.It is necessary to have the tea earlyso that those who wish may attend thelecture to be given by the Bishop ofLondon at 4:30.SEATS ON SALE FORSYMPHONY CONCERTSFrederick Stock Symphony Or¬chestra will give its first campus re¬cital on October 19 in Mandel hall. Asis customary, students are given a one-half reduction and are permitted firstchoice of seats.A special program has been plannedfor this year. On December 14 ErnstVon Dohnanyi, pianist, will give a re¬cital. A Cappella Choir has been se¬cured for February 1 and DusolinaGiannini, soprano, comes to the cam¬pus March 1.The concerts are held on Tuesdayat 4:30. There are eleven concerts inall and tickets are on sale to the gen¬eral public at $10, $12 and $14. Tic¬kets ar.e on sale in room 202, Cobb,from 10:30 to 12 and from 2 to 4 ev¬ery day except Saturday.The second concert of the ChicagoSymphony orchestra will be held onNovember 2; the third, on November30; the fourth, on January 4; the fifthon January 13; the sixth, on Febru¬ary 15; the seventh, on April 5; andthe eighth, on April 19. Maroon InfluentialIn Europe:—MulroyZipping across the English Chan¬nel at over a hundred miles an hour,sitting in with the profound Brit¬ish statesmen at the Hall of Com¬mons, seeing the supposedly wildParisian life “as is” in the famousLatin Quarter, such were a few ofthe unusual experiences of TomMulroy, former head of the Inter¬scholastic Commission, and ChuckAnderson, last year’s President ofthe Undergraduate Council, whotoured Europe from June 26 to Au¬gust 20.“We had to pose as foreign cor¬respondents of the Daily Maroonand produce our Maroon cards togain an entrance to the House ofCommons,” laughed Mulroy. InEurope they met several former U.of C. students, including Bill Ab¬bott and Kenneth Pierce.DRIVE F0R1KIDSSTARTS NOV. 1Novelties Planned ForCampaignPlans for the University of ChicagoSettlement Fund Drive, as announcedby James P. Hall, co-chairman, callfor an intensive campaign for contri¬butions, which will begin the firstweek in November. The sub-chair¬men, who are to form the back-boneof the student organization for solicit¬ing funds for the settlement, will beannounced at the first of next week.The co-chairmen who head the driveare Esther Cook, Holmes Boynton,Mary Harvey and Hall.Several new features are beingplanned to make this year’s driveunique and different from those ofprevious years. Large balloons, ad¬vertising the drive, are to be releasedat some of the important footballgames in November. Visits to the Set¬tlement House are to be organizedthis fall by those in charge of thedrive, so that students can better learnexactly what they are helping to sup¬port and to enable them to see justwhat their money is being used for. DAVID STEVENSTAKES SCOTT'SPLACE AS SEC’Y.William E. Scott ResignsIn Favor of New C. andA. PositionPUBLICATIONS BOARDELECTS PRESIDENTTODAY IN MEETINGEditors and business managers ofThe Cap and Gown, The Phoenix,The Journal of Business and TheDaily Maroon will meet today at 2:30in Mr. O’Hara’s offic e to elect thepresident of the Board of Publications.The man elected will sit as a votingmember on the Undergraduate coun¬cil.The election of a president waspostponed until this quarter whentwelve ballots at last spring’s electionresulted in a deadlock. The presiden¬cy of the board of publications meansnot only representation of the campusscribes on the student governing bodybut also the directorship of journal¬istic policy.“Now that the men on the boardknow each other they should be ableto select as their chief one who iscapable of voicing their opinions be¬fore the council,” declared Mr. O’Haraadviser of the board. “The position isthe only possible means of establishingharmony between the publicationsand the other departments of studentadministration.”Women’s Board ToPlan Year’s Work Professor David Harrison Stevenswho has been appointed assistant tothe President, steps into office with afoundation of twenty years of educa¬tional work to rely upon.Mr. Stevens succeeds Mr. WilliamE. Scott, who was secretary to Dr.Burton and President Mason. Mr.Scott resigned his position to becomean instructor in the School of Com¬merce and Administration. Mr. Stev¬ens will assist President Mason, notonly in the secretarial duties, but alsoin the performance of various admin¬istrative duties, according to FredericC. Woodward, Vice-President andDean of Faculties. Mr. Woodwardalso stated that President Mason andhe were greatly pleased that Mr. Stev¬ens accepted the position and are con¬fident that the announcement of hisappointment will be received with sat¬isfaction by the faculty and studentbody.Reared In WisconsinProfessor Stevens was born in Ber¬lin, Wisconsin, December 20, 1884.When twenty-two years old, he re¬ceived a Bachelor of Arts degree fromLawrence College, and at twenty-six,obtained a Master of Arts degree. Twoyears later, he received a Master ofArts degree at Harvard, and in 1914,earned the title of Doctor of Philoso¬phy at the University of Chicago.From 1907 to 1908, Professor Stev¬ens taught Latin and English in Mer¬rill, Wisconsin. From there he wentto Northwestern university, teachingEnglish for two years, then to becomeregistrar in the college of liberal arts,holding this office for one year. Afterreceiving the Ph. D. degree from theUniversity of Chicago, he began teach¬ing English here. He was given aCaptaincy in the Military IntelligenceDivision, at Washington, where heserved from 1918 to June of 1919. Re¬turning to the University of Chicago inOctober of 1919, he began teachingEnglish. He was appointed dean ofthe college of Arts, Literature and Sci¬ence, holding office until 1922 whenhe became an associate professor, re¬taining this office until the present ap¬pointment.Member of Phi Delta ThetaProfessor Stevens is a member ofPhi Delta Theta and the QuadrangleClub of Chicago.He is the author of “Party Politics”and English Journalism from 1702 to1742, “The Home Guide to Good Read¬ing,” “Types of English Drama,” and“The Stevens Handbook of Punctua¬tion.”SEEK FRESHMEN FORSTAFF OF YEARBOOKBoard of Women's Organizationswill meet tomorrow at 12:30 in theAlumnae room of Ida Noyes hall toformulate, plans for the new year.Harriett Keeney, president o f theBoard, requests that all members bepresent as reports of Freshmen weekwill be discussed and other import¬ant business brought up. All Freshmen, interested in annualpublication work, may try out for the“Cap and Gown” staff by reporting toRoom 5, Lexington Hall, 58th andUniversity Avenue, at 3:30 p. m.,Wednesday, October 6.A special request is being made byRichard Scholz, editor-in-chief of the“Cap and Gown,” that fraternities andclubs make a special effort to send outtheir talented Freshmen to try for posi¬tions on the staff.The Freshmen do all the writing forthe annual, while the Sophomores havecharge of the various sections of thebook, such as athletics, cartooning andphotography. The editor is chosenfrom one in the Junior class.Those, who desire to try out for thebusiness department of the annua! arerequested to meet in the “Cap andGown” office at the same time.At this meeting the work on thepublication will be explained by theeditor and the applicants may choosethe branch of work which intereststhem.I . » .Page Twooty? Satlg iKaronnFOUNDED IN 1961THE) OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates:•3.00 per year; by mail, 31.00 per year ex>.ra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice. Chicago, Illinois, March 18,1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTWomen's EditorLeo StoneGeorge H. Koehn „..New> EditorA1 WiddifieldBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorStewart McMullen Assistant Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern... Assistant Day EditorHarriett HarrisKatheryne Sandmeyer Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. HarrisEldred NeubauerFred Kretschner Advertising ManagerAdvertising ManagerCirculation ManagerWilliam McBrady.Robert KleinEd Woolf Sophomore AssistantHarry E. Axon, Jr Sophomore AssistantDonald GallagherDan Costigan....Robert Massey Classified Adv. Mgr.ON RELIGIONA MONG the inhabitants of such backwoods burgs as Dayton, Ten-nessee and Polka Dotte, Ohio, the University of Chicago is invery bad odor, as the center of a corrupt ring of devil’s disciples whoare intent on making scoffers and atheists of our young men andwomen. We are amused.Our experience with this vast conspiracy which spreads its ten-acles over the whole country has been strangely disappointing. Wehave searched long and diligently among the syndics of this greatUniversity without even digging up a consistent religious policy. Andwe have found very few who so much as agreed on the fundamentalsof dogma.The growth of such a myth, we venture, is due to the univer¬sity’s most obvious religious policy, that of frank liberality, with theemphasis on individualty rather than on standardzation. We findthat policy highly commendable, and indeed inevitable, is such acommunity as ours.This liberality, however, is not the university’s sole policy, whenthe living religions of its students are affected. Liberality is in itselfnegative. We have found the faculty as individuals to b equite posi¬tively interested in the religious welfare of the student body. Theyurge the study of religion as a fascinating field of interest. They urgethe practice of religious worship both as an uplifting experience andas a communion with divinity. They urge the religious way of lifeas the way of truest happiness.We indite this comment not in any sense as an answer to thefeeble alarums from Dayton, Polka Dotte and the denominationalweeklies. We hope merely that it may dispel the doubts which oftentrouble freshmen, and worry the more credulous of parents.GREEN CAPSFRESHMAN WEEK is over. But freshmen remain. The week ofsuper-courtesy, of solicitous care, of attentive inquiry and ad¬vice is over. And freshmen now begin to assume their proper placein the order of things. »Part of that place is denoted by the symbolic green cap, tradi¬tional head wear of first year men for many decades. It is not an ad¬vertisement of ignorance and ingenuousness. It is a badge of classloyalty.Freshmen should need no inducement to loyalty. But occasion¬ally it is necessary to thrust loyalty upon them. THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY. OCTOBER 5. 1926CLASSIFIEDPhone Midway 0800 orFairfax 0977Robert Massey,Classified Adv. Mgr.TO RENT —Large front room,next to bath. No other roomers; 2in family. Dorchester 2590. Boyle,917 E. 56th, call after 6 p. m.Young lady as assistant to blindstudent afternoons. Phone Fairfax6000. Apt. 825.Freshmen failing in English 101Exam, needing tutoring, phone Fair¬fax 1655, or call at 1546 E. 57th St.Unusually desirable room in co¬operative apartment, 5527 Univer¬sity Ave. University approved; menor women.—Mrs. R. H. ‘Engle.TO RENT, TO WOMEN—Largefront room. Twin beds. Two study tables and two dressers. Large clos¬et. Sixty dollars a piece per quarter.Call before 10 a. m. or after 4 p. m.Phone Midway 4712. 5620 Ingle-side.E. ENGLISH TO HOLDPURSE-STRINGS(Continued from page 1)nities. He will have quarters in theoffices of Dean C. S. Boucher, Cobb203, in the same suite of rooms oc¬cupied by Mr. Frank HurburtO’Hara, director of student activ¬ities.In discussing the appointment, Mr.Woodward said, “While budgets andaudits are required as heretofore, theprimary object in creating the fulltime position is to put at the dis¬posal of students the experience andadvice of an especially trained au¬ditor who will hope, of course, at thesame time, to encourage student in¬itiative.THE SHANTYFor five years the favorite gathering place for University Stu¬dents who crave HOME COOKING,Crisp, Golden Brown Honey Fluff WafflesDelicious Sandwiches, Salads, Pies, etc.Both table d’ hote and a la carte service> From 7:30 a. m. to 8 p. m.- 1309 East 57th Street“A Homey Place for Homey People”•ERNST-ROEflLiV•5609• flflRPCRAVC-•fTKJNC • Hy0DPfW82S2-•flRnsr*ffl(no6MPitR0STUDENTS!YOU will enpoy these concertsYOU can pay these prices5—Extraordinary Concerts—5SOUTH SIDE CONCERTCOURSEat the Midway Masonic Temple6115 Cottage Grove Ave.(In the University Naborhood)Sophie Braslau, Contralto,Friday Evening, Oct. 15Efren Zimbalist, ViolinistFriday Evening, Oct. 29Emilio de Gogorza, Baritone,Friday Evening, Nov. 12Gita Gradova, PianistFriday Evening, Nov. 26Anna Case, Soprano,Friday Evening Dec. 3Season Tickets, $5(plus 10 per cent tax)This includes reserved seat forall five concerts. University stu¬dents can procure tickets fromDorothy Gafford, 5541 Kimbark.Dorchester 0734.can put on a corn roastbarbecue, weiner party, etc.,anytime,anywhere with Saun¬ders System cars. A car forfive costs less than rail fare.Glad to serve your bunch.Coupes, Sedans or Touring.SAUNDERS SYSTEMPhone H. P. 21001121 E. 63rd St.SAUNDERS■ ■■ I I I I Ml[Drive It Yourself]4 WHETHER through the tasks ofevery day, or in life’s moments ofcrisis and great reward, the com¬fort and understanding of Camelcheers us on our way. For no othercigarette was ever so friendly, soloyal as Camel. The unfathomedgoodness, the deep underlyingquality of Camel tobaccos isever-dependable.The world’s largest tobacco or¬ganization buys the best of every¬thing for Camels. The choicestTurkish and Domestic tobaccos grown. The kind of blending thatonly such a group of experts couldgive. Regardless of what you arewilling to pay, there is no othercigarette like Camel; there can beno better cigarette made thanCamels. Camels never tire thetaste, no matter how indefatigablyyou smoke them, never leave acigaretty after-taste.If you don’t yet know Camelenjoyment, just sample the mostexquisite fragrance that ever camefrom a cigarette. Have a Camel!R. J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO COMPANY, WINSTON-SALEM, N. G.© 1920 JSubscribe to the DAILY MAROON NOW...One o'clock at I-Moffice in Bartlett Gym. The Daily SPORTS Maroon Frosh candidates forI-M Staff meet today.Tuesday Morning • October 5, 1926EIGHTY-EIGHT FRESHMEN REPORT FOR OPENING PRACTICECROSSCOUNTRYHOPES BOOSTEDBY SOPHOMORESGist, Williams, Burke andColes Aid Veterans;Old Man CoachesFor the first time since the sportwas started the cross-country teamwill be under the personal directionof Coach Stagg. Heretofore the foot¬ball team has taken up all of Stagg’stime, but this season the time hasbeen arranged so that the varsitylong distance men will receive thebenefits of the “Old Man’s” coach¬ing.Expect Good. YearAlthough a severe loss was suffer¬ed through the graduation of Cap¬tain Owens, one of the stellar per¬formers of the conference, CoachStagg is looking forward to a bigyear, and expects the boys to beright on top when the final standingsare published.Four VeteransArmstrong, Balleart, Dystrup, andHegovic are the men to return fromlast year’s squad. It is on last sea¬son’s freshman, however, that thefull brunt of the work will be placed.Four phenomenal freshmen track-sters are the hope of this year’s var¬sity squad. Dick Williams, Wake¬field Burke, Rudy Coles, and Gist areexpected to turn in big records. Oth¬er sophomores are Ault. Jackson andKlassman. Stagg Drives Line To. Iron Out WeakSpots Before Tough Maryland BattleI-M Booklet OffThe Press TodayThe Intramural booklet, contain¬ing all the official information of thedepartment’s activities for the fallquarter will be off the press today.In it are the horse-shoe pitching andtouchball schedules as well as thenew intramural rulings. The bookletswill be distributed through fraternityrepresentatives and at Chapel nextMonday morning.Touchball will open with a bang onOctober 12 when six games will beplayed. Barnyard golf will start Oc¬tober 13, fifteen games being run offon that date. The schedules will closeNovember 9 and 10 respectively.Besides the fraternity league therewill be graduate and non-fraternitydivisions. Entries in all leagues areto be made as soon as possible.As usual there will be five divi¬sions, six teams to a division. Thefirst two in each will go into thesemi-finals. Cups will be given to theleague winners and runners up aswell as trophies to the first, second,and third places in the finals. Intouchball, medalettes are offered toleague winners and school championswhile only the first, second, andthird finalists will get them in horse¬shoes. The Maroon line is in for a busyweek if yesterday’s practice was anyindication. Coach Stagg was dis¬pleased for the most part with the»antics of this portion of his teamduring the Florida game and willspend the whole week ironing out thedefects.A heavy scrimmage will mark to¬day’s drill. The freshman team us¬ing Maryland plays given to themby Campbell Dicksbn, will buck upagainst the varsity. Dickson scoutedthe Maryland-South Carolina gameSaturday when South Carolinastaged an upset and won 12-0. Themen who did not see action Satur¬day will be given plenty of oppor¬tunity to work in today’s drill.No InjuriesNo serious injuries were sustainedby the Maroons Saturday, accordingto Trainer Benson. Spence receiveda slight ankle sprain, K. Rouse re¬ceived a leg bruise, S. Rouse a sorechest and Garon has an infected heel.All these men reported for practiceyesterday and will be ready to playSaturday against Maryland. Ex-Maroons AreFoes In Pro GameWhile on former Maroon en-joyed the fruits of victory twoothers suffered the pangs of de¬feat Sunday afternoon when theChicago Cards overwhelmed theRacine professional grid team 20to 0 at Normal Park Sunday after¬noon.Gene Francis, 1925 fullback onthe University of Chicago eleven,playing at his familiar positionwith the Cards was partially re¬sponsible for the humiliation hand¬ed his ex-teammates, Kernweinand Hobscheid, who were playingunder the colors of Racine.PUN COURSE FORFACULTY NATATORSThe showing of Weislow, Spence,and Hancock, new linesmen in theFlorida game pleased the coaches. Theveterans lived up to expectations. StanRouse played in all-around good form.He will undoubtedly Stagg’s best run¬ning threat and he showed himself tobe a consistent drop-kicker. Women of the Faculty and wives offaculty member, who desire to becomemermaids, “Trudies,” or who wish tospend an enjoyable hour will be giventhe opportunity of a one hour swimeach week. Classes begin Tuesday,Oct. 12, from 9 to 10 in the pool ofIda Noyes.Physical examinations will be giventomorrow' in Ida Noyes hall. Appoint¬ments should be made at once as theseexaminations are required. Two dol¬lars will be charged as fee to payfor the lessons. Towel fees are pay¬able at the cashier’s office while suitsmay be rented at the Book Store. PROMISING YEARLING OUTFIT WILLMEET FIRST TEST IN SCRIMMAGEWITH VARSITY THIS AFTERNOONMany Huskies Strive For Coveted Line Positions; TwoNumeral Men From Other SchoolsReportRed shirt meets green shirt today inthe first varsity freshman scrimmageof the season. Fritz Crisler’s protegesare all rounded into great shape anddeclare that they will give the varsityall that the veterans want in the wayof stiff workouts. Eighty-eight of theyearling athletes have reported out forpractise and all are a husky lookinglot.Two frosh numeral men from otheruniversities are among the aspirantsBluhm, one of the regular backs on thestar Ulini ’29 team and Burgess ofOak Park late of the Notre Damefreshman outfit and also a numeralman are both trying out for berths.Bluhm played on the Hyde Parksquad several years ago in the daysof Red Woodward.Line Looks GoodThere are plenty of husky linemenstriving for perfection in the arts ofblocking and stopping line attacks bythe backfield. Two tentative lines,each averaging near the 180 poundmark have been formed and they bat¬tle daily under the tutelage of the linecoaches. McMeyer of Muskegon, Men¬denhall of Terre Haute, and Knowlesof Fargo have all been showing up.rather well in the preliminary clashes. Reynolds of Omaha Central High, astar prep player, also looks depend¬able.Among the more weighty entrantsis Dubsky, a guard who tips thebeam almost incrediably at 274 pounds.He is built close to the ground andshould develop into a real guard ortackle. Then there is Weaver ofJonesboro, Arkansas, six foot four inheight and 230 pounds in weight, ascrapper at tackle or any line posi¬tion.Stars In BackfieldGreer of Danville a 155 pound backis fast on his feet and seems to be aclever at picking out the holes. Saun-derle of Lindblom is among the cityprep stars who have been doing goodwork in the short weeks practise. Rey¬nolds an Omaha Central product is an¬other man who looks good.Men wno have had experience’ atthe important position of cenler appearto be lacking, however, although sev¬eral of the other linesmen have beenshifted and are training to fill the gap.Otherwise the* team candidates arewell distributed and many of themhave proved themselves capable to ahigh degree.SECOND HAND AND NEWLaw, MedicalGeneral TEXT BOOKS For All U. of C.CoursesComplete of Students Supplies of All Kinds.Stationery, Fountain Pens, Brief Cases,Laundry Mailing Cases,Tennis and Sporting Goods, University Stationery,Jewelry and SouvenirsPortable and Large TYPEWRITERS Sold, Rented, RepairedOPEN EVENINGS OPEN EVENINGSWoodworth’s Book Store1311 East 57th Street, Near Kimbark Avenue2 Blocks North of School of Education 2 Blocks East of the Tower4i -a,., , mi ,Page Four THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. OCTOBER 5. 1926GREEN CAP CLUB STARTSTODAYThe freshmen are gathered fromhigh and from lowTo pay for the sins of their past.They’ve had it too easy—they’reheavy and soft.This heaven of rush-week can’t last.So bring out the paddles, the blind¬folds and suchTill they fell all the scorn of theirstation—Especially the freshman who datedWhile I was away on vaca¬tion. GeoGWE sat through our first session inthe Law school yesterday. Many ofthe boys who specialized with us inPhil Allen, Artie Scott, and the restopened their mouths in unison withus as we heard gentle assignments ofthree* and four hours per course andlearned that there had been advanceassignments for the first week. Inour 8 o’clock, too, everybody camein on time and sat down as if theyactually were wide awake. We arebeginning too suspect that the greatand noble profession of the Law hassome nasty connection with Work,Endeavor, and the other complica¬tions of this all too material world.“Seek Whereabouts of EdwardMontgomery”—Daily Maroon head.Poor boy, has he lost them? University. Bebe Daniels we saw in“The Campus Flirt.” Harold Lloydrefused to give us a mention in his“Freshman.”Have You Ever Belonged to theBoy Scouts?Dear Turk:Wasn’t it adorable of the Old Manto march his football players out infront of the stands last Saturday?But, tell me, do you think I have achance for the Varsity squad—every¬body says I have such a nice tenorvoice! !—Miguel the theater with a teeny, weeny pen¬nant while the gonfalons of North¬western, Ohio, Wisconsin, and Illi¬nois spread proudly and conspicu¬ously. Is that right? Is that fair?For ninety bucks in tuition a quar¬ter, aren’t we entitled to a full sitedadvertisement? Are the students atthe other schools better than us? Dothey know more beer saloons? Canthey play better games of straightpool? Have more phone numbers?NO, we say, NO!—TERRIBLE TURKWELL, even at that it might be agood idea to appoint Mack Evans asan assistant coach!So it goes, the authors of our col¬lege narratives insist upon register¬ing Frank Merriwell at Yale, TomBrown at Rugby, etc. With this rul¬ing literary tradition, we would havehad one hell of a time getting theRovers boys if they had ever grad¬uated from Putnam Hall. Tom Swiftprobably, would have been sent toCoyne Electrical school or something.Anywhere, anything to keep fromgiving us our fictitious heroes in fa¬miliar surroundings.This editor feels that we havebeen too patient for too long. Weshould rise and demand the represen¬tation of “steel-sinewed youth” onour own Midway, by our own C. &A. school, in our own Trianon!AS a matter of fact, if there is!still any necessity for locating themysterious Mr. Montgomery, theymight follow Vic Wisner’s advice andput a couple of rushing chairmen onhis trail. 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