fMaroons openseason with Flori¬da. Wttt Bail? Jtooon GOCHICAGOG OVol. 27. No. 3. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 2, 1926 Price Five Cents^FLORIDA HURRICANE IS HEREtern MAROONS THE HEAVIER OF TWO GREEN TEAMSIt is an open secret that thosepilgrimages with the football teamthat have ever been the delight of thecollege boys, here and elsewhere, aresoon to be no more. So much water¬marked paper bearing the great sealof the University and the sign:man-ual of the Dean, indeed, has beencirculating around recently on thesubject that there is scarcely anydoubt left about it. Vice PresidentWoodward and Mr. O’Hara, who onlyissue statements when times of greatstress are come, have already issuedthem on this, despite the fact thatthe rumor that the gridiron caval¬cades are to die an unnatural deathis but two days old. That fact, methinks, just about dispels any hopethat the authorities are not regardingthe matter seriously, and have nointention of bringing things to ahead.• * * *Chicago has never been synony¬mous with the “college life” atmos¬phere of Siwash and Champaign.Some attribute this to the fact thatChicago men see the lie in things—and seeing it, put this “hell of atime” college business down as hickstuff. I have never been of this opin¬ion. I think Chicago men yearn forit just as much as any pseudo-slickerat the Greatest State University. Ihave seen Chicago collegians, tem¬porarily transplanted to the stamp¬ing grounds of the enemy in Cham¬paign and Urbana, looking wistfullyover their shoulders as they ploddedforlornly toward the depot, watchingeagerly for the last glimpse of col¬lege spirit rampant, receding evermore into the dusk as they nearedtheir trains.* * * *Even I, who have ever been sin¬gularly unconcerned with Joe Col¬lege and his multitudinous mani¬festations, have .felt, as the boyssay, my heart leap and my pulsequicken at times under stress of thisspirit of which I speak. I have attimes, I admit, envied the simplefellows who act “college” and arehappy in it down at Champaign.They may be goofs, but I havereached the conclusion that they getthe most joy out of life—simply be- icause they don’t know better. Isometimes, as I say, would like to beof them, despite their obvious fail¬ings. So would lots more of us herebeneath these drab towers and thefrey, hazy autumn sky.• * * *Moved by this yearning for a “col¬lege life” that’s at just about everycollege but this, we have, now andthen, broken out in manifestationsof enthusiasm over dear old AlmaMater and the eleven staunch de¬fenders of the faith going out Satur¬day afternoons to do or die for thecause, if any. We have sung the oldsongs—those forlorn combinations ofsharps and flats that are all we havein the way of hymns of hope andvictory—the band, mustered outfrom the warmth of the house grate,has piped its thin notes with fingersblue with cold. We have done thesethings; we have cheered Mr. Staggand the boys on at pep sessions, wehave marched with the team to thetrain—Yea! some of us have evengone along with the boys.* * * *Certainly our sporadic outburstshave been harmless. If ever a col¬lege pep session has been 99.6 percent pyre, ours have been. If everthe exhibitions of “spirit” put on bythe collegians accompanying theteam have been safe, and lukewarm¬ly anaemic, those of our men havebeen so. And yet, the authorities(Continued on page 2) MAROON LEADERTEAM IN SHAPESTATESMNSONStickney To Be On Sidelines;McKinney, BordenInjured“The Maroons are in tip-top shapeand rarin’ to go,” was the statementof Simon Benson. Maroon trainer, onthe eve of the opener with Florida.According to him the only injuriesbordering on serious incurred by theMaroon huskies during the trainingperiod were Borden’s hone bruise,which has healed, and Stickney’s leginjury which is keeping him on thesidelines. McKiney has an injuredback and Marks is suffering from aboil on the neck but, otherwise theteam is in the peak of condition.Benson is starting his first footballseason with the Maroons. He replacedJohnson following the later’s deathlast spring He is an expert in hydro-theropy, electro-therapy and massage.Benson has had experience in the(Continued qn page 4)EARLY SCORES SHOWMAROON FOES STRONGScores piled up last Saturday by thethree teams that the Maroons meetin their three intersectional games thisyear point to tough going in the non¬conference tilts. These scores wereSFlorida 16, Southern 0; Maryland 63;Washington College 0; and Pennsyl¬vania 41; Franklin and Marshall 0... Remaining ScheduleOct. 9—Maryland at Chicago.Oct. 16—Chicago at Pennsylvania.Oct. 23—Purdue at Chicago.Oct. 30—Ohio State at Chicago.Nov. 6—Illinois at Chicago.Nov. 16—Chicago at Northwestern.Nov. 20—Wisconsin at Chicago.Stagg Field NeedsNo Raincoat NowWhat! No Raincoat? Yes, StaggField has no raincoat such as OhioState, Illinois, Pennsylvania boastof, but what of it? Chicago’s won¬derful playing field, one of the fin¬est in the country has no raincoatbecause it needs no raincoat. Thou¬sands of dollars have been spenton special gravel, turf, grass seedand tile to make the drainage sys¬tem perfect, and it is so perfect thatthe problem at Stagg Field is one ofkeeping the gridiron watered rath¬er than drained. LIGHT ’GATORTEAM EXHIBITSPEP IN DRILLSquad Lacks Experience ButHas GoodRecordBy Victor RoterusThe University of Florida footballteam bubbled with pep and gingerwhen they worked out on Stagg fieldyesterday afternoon. The visitors dis¬played unusual snap in their signalpractice, marking each play with twoconcerted shouts which echoed to theskies. “Breezy” was the word withwhich one spectator characterizedthem, but he got no laugh for he wasin a group of real estate men.Although a number of ponderousgents were included in Florida’s ros¬ter of twenty-seven men the coachesdeclared that only one starting playerwould weigh over 200, and that wastackle Davis. The starting linemen,including Davis, would average 175pounds according to the ’Gater coachesbut these were not butcher’s poundsas the writer’s eyes saw it. The back-field averaged 160 pounds accordingto Coach Sehring.Saara and Bishop StarA number of the players were in¬itiated into collegiate football onlylast week against Southern so thatthe team is lacking in experience. Cap¬tain Saara, center, and Bishop, full¬back, are two veterans who are thevisitor’s strongest bets. Both spark¬led in Florida’s sensational game withWashington and Lee last year whenFlorida overcame a ten-point lead towin 17-14. Not a man on the squadis in.his third year of service.The team, despite its greeness hada fair season in 1925 losing only toGeorgia Tech and the powerful Ala¬bama eleven. They opened the 1926season last week with a 16-0 victoryover Southern by playing straightfootball. The new Maroon tacklesshould have their hands and arms fullstopping the crushing off-tackle driveswhich feature the visitor’s attack.It looks like an ideal opening gamefor the Maroons—not *oo dangerousbut still tough.STADIUM DOPEThe opening of the new NorthStand brings the seating capacity ofthe Stadium to 50,000.m m mThe press stand which tops theNorth Stand is one of the largest andbest constructed in the Middle West.Special gla°sed-in booths have beenprovided for the convenience of thevarious radio listeners which broad¬cast the games from Stagg Field. Theentire press box is also glassed-inso that the newspaper men will becomfortable and dry when it rains« • •The number of exits and en¬trances to Stagg Field has been in¬creased so that the large crowds canbe handled easily and quickly. In ad¬dition to the exits for the NorthStand, the exits on the University Av¬enue side have been enlarged and re¬arranged.* * *The “C” will be painted on theNorth Stand in the student section intime to accommodate the Green Cap¬pers at the next game.* * *The New North Stand seats 24^000which is nearly as many as the other(Continued no page 2) “THE OLD MAN’’BIG TEN TEAMSBEGIN^EASONAH But Purdue SlatedTo Win OpenersAll of the Big Ten football ma-i chines will wheel into action today,and all of them with the exception ofPurdure are more than likely toemerge from their premieres victori¬ous.The Boilermakers aie slated to tac¬kle the Navy gridders at Annapolis ina game which will mark the debut ofBill Ingram as the midshipmen’scoach. Purdue, under Phelan, has de¬veloped a baffling aerial attack, butit is doubtful if their passing gamewill be functioning perfectly this earlyin the season.The work of Capt. Baker of North¬western will be closely watched atEvanston where the Purple warriorsclash with the South Dakota outfit.“Moon” was of little value last sea¬son after Elmer Lampe crashed intohim in the Maroon-Purple fracas onStagg Field last autumn.Fans Watch Page“Pat” Page, who amassed an en¬viable record at Butler after leavingthe Midway, and is now at Indiana,leads his pupils against DePauw thisafternoon. A stiff workout is assuredthe lads from Bloomington.The Michigan gridders meet theOklahoma Aggies at Ann Arbor, andwill make as many points as Yostwants them to make.The work of Zuppke’s sophomoreflashes will be under close scrutiny ofrival scouts as the Illini swing into ac¬tion against Coe at Urbana.Coach Spears is said to be develop¬ing a powerful aggregation at Minne-(Continued on page 4)YEARLING FOOTBALLMEN REPORT EARLYMonday afternoon the whistle willblow for the official start of Fresh¬man football practice. Eighty-eightyearlings have already reported forwork and have received their uni¬forms. Many former high school play¬ers are to be found in this squad, andthey, are expeeted to develop intogood material for next year’s varsity.Coaches A. A. Stagg, Jr., Dr. Hut¬chinson, and Fisher are in charge ofthe Freshman squad and they arelooking forward to the next few weekswhich they expect will show justwhat good material this year’s largeand heavy squad of Freshman con¬tains. STAGGMEN GIVEN EDGE .IN SCRIBE’S PREDICTIONOF CLOSE 1926 OPENERNew Midway MachineFaces Big Intersec¬tional Test Here Are the ProbableLineups, IncludingWeightsBy Milton S. MayerA crowd—a cheer—a whistle—acrash—and the 1926 football seasonbegins. •That the new Stagg field will be in¬itiated with no runaway football gameis evinced by the records of the twoschools, by the venerable pasts of thetwo coaches, and by the material andcondition of the two teams. TheOrange and Blue, carrying the stand¬ards of the southland and still smart¬ing from their last intersectional con¬test in 1924 when they bowed to theArmy, will do battle on a big scale,although they are the lightest andgreenest team in Florida history.Coach Stagg, with the conferencedopesters shaking their heads and thegrandstand wise men in despair, hasforty-five years of gore and glory touphold with an untried machine.Rouse At CenterIn both weight and experience theStaggmen humble their adversaries.The Maroon line tallies 184 pounds, ascompared with 182 pounds for thefront end of the Gators. Ken Rouse,best and only pivot man on the Mid¬way squad, will swing the forwardwall with 178 pounds of weight and ayear of varsity experience. The onlysophomore letter man on last year’steam, Rouse, has developed into anA-l center, as A-l centers go.Wolff and Neff at guard are bothveterans. The former, tipping thescales at 195, is fast and tough, andthe latter, worn away to 235 pounds,is expected to do the beef trust work.Weislow, a sophomore, and Lewis, notquite experienced enough to be a vet¬eran, are ambitious and big, * andshould take some mighty jolts beforethe evening shadows fall.Apitz on the left wing is a safedefensive man, good blocker, and willbe on the far end of more than one Florida ChicagoLeft EndNo. 99, Oosterhoudt Apitz, No. 8(Weight 160) (Weight 176)Left Tackle25, Davis Cameron, 17, or Lewis, 14(205) (189) (190)Left Guard33, Tucker Wolff, 4(165) (182)Center23, Saara K. Rouse, 5070)Right Guard 087)38, Stewart Neff, 9(160) (225)Right Tackle36, Clements Weislow, 24(175)Right End (192)58, Stanley Spence. 21(180)Quarterback (188)96, Walker McDonough, 7160)Left Half (174)98, Owens Rouse, 2(160)Right Half (180)88, Larson Anderson, 6150)Fullback (150)'55, Bishop Marks, 55(178) (177)pass, while Spence, a sophomore, andHoerger, baseball man, are as yet, un¬sung, but strong on such thingsasguts.Unknown quantities, like the Flor¬ida line, are always good for a sur¬prise or two, particularly when they’rehinging on a lad like Captain Saara.There “ain’t nobody” worryingabout Captain Marks. Back to the(Continued on page 4)“Meet the Boys”—First Installmentof “Who s Who on Midway Team ”By Rob SternThe Daily Maroon and A. A. StaggJr., co-operatively, present the campus,sport fan with some thing new in theannals of local sport publication. Itis, namely, a “Who’s Who” of all themembers and aspirants to membershipof the U. of C. grid team. The pro¬fessed object being the presentationof the cold dope on each individualplayer so that the campus fan maycome to know his pedestaled god, thepigskin star, more intimately. Becauseof the lengthy nature of the series itwill be necessary to run a sort ofcontinued story giving the full dopeon only a few men in each issue.Today we present—Captain Walter Emil MarksWally Marks, a member of SigmaNu fraternity, numbers among thebest backs in the Big Ten. Playedfootball for four years at LindblomHigh School, in the backfield. As asophomore on the Maroon varsityteam he starred at full back but lastyear was shifted to right half.He is again playing fullback this ponents fore and aft. Marks is a hardrunner and a clever dodger and hisopponents will find him hard to downOn defense he is a powerful asset tothe Chicago team and Chicago linesneed not worry when Marks is thereto back them up. Marks is a long for¬ward passer and a fair kicker.Off campus as well as on campus,Marks is a leader. He is one of theeight curly-headed blondes on thesquad and one of the handsomestplayers in the Big Ten.(Continued on page 4)Alumni Club PlansBanquet For StaggCoach A. A. Stagg and severalmembers of the Maroon footballteam are to be the guests of theAlumni Club at a banquet whichwill be held on Wednesday, Octo¬ber 27. The place where the dinneris to be held is not known as yet,but will be announced later.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 2. 1926"laily iKanuinFOUNDED IN 1M1THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, daring the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:IS.M per year; by mail, $1.00%per year extra. Single copies, five cents each. FRESHMAN WEEKIS OVER TODAY;FROSH TO BOOKS Einstein to MeetMichelson DuringWinter, ReportTwo of the world’s greatest scient¬ists may meet in Chicago this win¬ter. And together, Dr. Albert Ein¬stein and Dr. Albert A. Michelson, theEntered as second-class mall at the Chicago Pootofflce, Chicago, Illinois, March 13.l*0«. under the act of March 3, 1813.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing In this paper Game and Get-togetherBring PeriodTo Close latter of the University, may proceedfrom here to California, where experi¬ments bearing on the former’s worldrenowned theory of relativity are con¬ ducted, it was learned at the Midwayinstitution today.Dr Michelson stated that althoughhe had not been in direct communica¬tion with Dr. Einstein, he understoodthat the report of the prospective visitof Einstein to the United States iscorrect, though contingent upon thehealth of the European physicist. Dr.Michelson further stated that he plansto return to California at about thetime Dr. Einstein is expected here.It was upon the Michelson-Morley experiments of 1883 that Einstein Issaid to have based his theory. Rectntsimilar experiments with different re¬sults by Prof. Dayton C. Miller of theCase School of Applied Science atCleveland are interpreted as being atvariance with the theory to some ex¬tent. So Dr. Michelson is planning arepetition of the tests with improvedapparatus, and it appears possible thatEinstein may observe the process atclose range.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 EUi* AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember ef the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing .Editor* Milton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardEDITORIAL DEPARTMENT BUSINESS DEPARTMENTRuth G. Daniel Advertising ManagerEldred NeubauerA1 Widdifield Fred KretschnerMadge ChildBurton McRoyBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorLeonard BridgesRobert HarmanMilton MayerEd WoolfStewart McMullenGeorge MorgensternHarriett Harris Assistant Day EditorAssistant Day Editor 9 sHarry E. Axon, Jr..?..Donald GallagherKatheryne Sandmeyer. Sophomore Editor Dan CostiganNO MORE PARADESA PPARENTLY the faculty is alarmed by the chronic hysteria,commonly known as "rah-ranism," which prevails at othercolleges. Anxious to prevent the tainting of our academic calmand dignity with this disease, they have decreed that the footballteam shall not be on the stage at pep sessions, that no migrations"such as that to Philadelphia last fall shall occur in the future, thatsuch-and-such and such-and-such shall not take place again.The intentions of the faculty are excellent. ‘Rah-rahism” isbad, and no sensible member of the University, no matter what hisposition, wants to see any more of it here. But is it possible that themethods of the faculty are wrong?When the football team goes to Philadelphia this year studentswill accompany them, all faculty dicta notwithstanding. No one canprevent students slipping away for a quiet week end in the hometown or the country, and tickets, at higher prices will be purchasedby the students.After all, University students are supposed to be men and wom¬en, not boys and girls. Either the faculty will have to re-define theposition of the undergraduates or recede from its present position.If we are men and women we have more liberty of action than weare now granted.If the now common collegiate hysteria is to be kept out of theUniversity the undergraduates will do it and nobody else. (Oy isthe faculty about to set a style of haircut for all students?) Staging a final effort to have a goodtime before the onslaught of mercilesscollege profs begins, the great major¬ity of the 800 freshman registered inthe University will attend their firstfootball game at Stagg Field this &f-ternoon in the role of official rooters.After a week of feverish rushingaround, endless luncheons, smokers,and dinners* a week of being lost inmazes of corridors, gray buildings andUniversity atmosphere, the freshmanclass as a whole finds itself a littleless green, a wee bit wiser in collegeways, and to themselves, seem a greatdeal more sophisticated.Rushing ContinuesAlthough rushing does not officiallyclose until Oct. 10, the next week willfind it less reckless and probably notas broad in scope as the first hecticdays. The results, of Freshman weekrushing are readily visible, and decor¬ative emblems on coat lapels havereached a proportion which is morethan a mere sprinkling.Freshmen women will officiallyclose their week’s program tonight atTda Noyes Hall with an informal get-together. Clyde Keutzer of Black-friar’s fame and Mrs. Charles Rob¬bins will lead the women in singingof University scfhgs.Green Caps StartThe men will begin their race formembership in the Green Cap club atnoon Monday at the first of a seriesof four luncheons to be held in Dis¬ciples of Christ Church. 57th andUniversity Avenue Although attend¬ance at the luncheons is not necessaryfor eligibility to the club, directors ad¬vise all Freshman interested to bepresent.STADIUM DOPE(Continued from page 1)stands combined. Its nearest rival isthe West Stand which seats 11,000.The South stand will now accommo¬date 8.000 and the East Stand is nowthe smallest, holding only 6,500.* * *The alterations of the field willbring about new problems in parking,as none of the field can be used forthat purpose with the present arrange¬ment of the gates.* * * ■The increased capacity of the stadi¬um will also bring about many newand complicated problems in handlingthe traffic before and after the games.* * *The force of ushers, gatemen, etc.,has been greatly increased to handlethe larger crowds.* * * U. of C. Students: ,THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY TO LIVE IN ONEOF CHICAGO’S FINEST HOTELS WITH NOMORE THAN YOUR PRESENT LIVING EX¬PENSES.INVESTIGATION MEANS PROFIT TO YOU.BEAUTIFUL ROOM WITH BATH. $19.25 double.andSMALLER ROOMS AT PROPORTIONAL RATES.NCOOPER-CARLTONHOTEL'R. H. WEAVER, Manager53rd St. and Hyde Park Blvd. Tel. Hyde Park 9600With the hemiopherice! integrator the illuminating engineer meaaurea lightintensities and distribution. Thaae laboratory findings are piacticeUyapplied to improve our everyday illumination.VTHE PERENNIAL CHEERING SITUATION'"pHE ' cheering situation," one of those regularly recurring prob¬lems which rise up every year to confound the more progres¬sive and serious-minded portion of the undergraduate body, is withus again. University of Chicago students, it seems, have never beenfamous for the raucousness or the unanimity of their cheering. Some¬thing we say, should be done. iHere is a serious defect in our university. It is obvious to any¬one that one of the tests of a true university is the excellence of thestudent cheering. The compilers of the College Blue Book, we aresure, have spies at all the college football games, who rate the op¬posing student bodies according to the noises they make.The University of Chicago, as we have intimated, has a verypoor rating. It is not a rah-rah school. The generality of its stu¬dents do not become enthusiastic upon the slightest provocation; theydo not respond automatically to the gesticulations of a cheer leader.They have reserve, a critical attitude, dignity.But they are also human beings. They have strong loyalties,and they express those loyalties, under the stress of excitement, withlong and tumultuous shouting. But this shouting, we are proud tosay, has in it the enthusiasm of spontaneity.There will always be a "cheering situation" at the University ofChicago. And there will always be cheering. We think that if therandom shouting of the Chicago side of the field were unified morethoroughly under the direction of the cheerleader, the cheers mightencourage the team to greater bursts of energy. The effect would alsobe considerably more artistic. And we need not necessarily losethe fine spontaneity which has alwasy characterized our cheering.Can we do it? Late reports on Friday indicatedthat there would be about 15,000 em¬pty seats at today’s game. Nearly 35,-000 people had brought tickets byyesterday evening.WHAT OF IT?(Continued from page 1)are going to deprive us of even thesefeeble joys. They are going to keepus “safe” at home, when we couldnevdr be more safe than on one ofthese jaunts with Mr. Stagg and hisChristian Knights. The Pilgrims’Chorus will never more ring out asthe boys hit the Golden Road toSamarcand or Champaign. Forlornwill their anabasis be!—and how sad,too, for us. We shall have to sit athome and talk about “the good olddays!”Masons To Mix AtAcacia House Tues.A smoker for all student Masonswill be held at the Acacia house Tues¬day, October 5th at 7:30 in the even¬ing. While plans are as yet rather in¬definite, an attempt will be mad| tostart reorganization of the Squareand Compass Club and a cpmmitteeis to be appointed for carrying thisout. Besides the actual business to beconsidered, there will be an entertain¬ment also. When the sun goes down* \More than 350,000,000 incandescent lamps, with acombined light of nine billion candlepower, makecity streets, stores, and homes brighter than everbefore.The General ElectricCompany is the world’slargest manufacturer ofincandescent lamps. Andbehind the G-E MAZDAlamps are vast researchlaboratories dedicatedto cheaper and betterelectric illumination, andto the conservation ofeyesight.A series of G-E adver¬tisements showing whatelectricity is doing inmany fields will be senton request. Ask forbooklet GEK-1. In bungalow or mansion, workshop or factory,dormitory or auditorium, there is no excuse forpoor illumination. We have cheaper and betterlighting in the electric lamp than ever before; forthe dollar that bought 1,115 candlepower-hours oflight with the carbon-filament lamps of 1886,now buys 16,200 candlepower-hours of light withthe MAZDA lamps.Not only more light, but correctly applied light, isthe order of the day. The electric lamp, with itsflameless yet highly concentrated light source,lends itself ideally to reflectors, shades, and screens.It is controlled light—safe light. And illumina¬tion becomes an exact science.During college days and in after life, correct light¬ing must ever be of paramount importance to thecollege man and woman. Good lighting is theworthy handmaiden of culture and progress.44-S1DHGENERAL ELECTRICGENHR A L EUCTH I C COMPANY 8 C H ENECTADY NEW YORK3-4-1*THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 2, 1926 Page ThreeDARTMOUTH COACHRELATES HOW HEDEFEATED CHICAGOSays Rythmic Unison WasResponsible ForTouchdownsPonting out an example whereinthe champion Dartmouth football teamwere forced to display the finer tech¬nique of the game, Jess Hawley, coachof the eastern eleven, cited the famousDartmouth-Chicago game of last year.•* It was a perfectly timed team ad¬vancing in perfect rythm that nettedfor Dartmouth the spectacular touch¬down in the Chicago game,” said Haw¬ley recently.Score From Maroon FumbleDartmouth kicked off to Chicago.Our ends, of course, went down withthe ball. A Chicago player tried forit, but missed. The ball struck hisheadgear and bounded toward Sage,of Dartmouth.“Now remember, every Dartmouthplayer was acting in timed unison.Sage saw the break, knew that if hebroke rhythm and tried for it, heprobably would recover the ball forDartmouth, but he also knew that theDartmouth line was three or fourstrides behind him and that CaptainParker was in unison and movementwith him. He would throw Parker’splaying off if he broke unison. Bycount, Sage continued his play, whichwas to get his man out of the wayfor Parker, so the latter could get theball and get away with it.Parker ScoresThus Sage gave up the opportunityto grandstand. He got his man andParker pickec^ up the ball and ran fora touchdown—the most spectacular ofthe game.Unusually desirable room in co-oper¬ative apartment, 5527 University AveUniversity approved; men or women.Mrs. R. H. Engle. ’26 Coaching StaffLargest in HistoryTen coaches will comprise CoachStagg’s retinue of mentors in therace for the Big Ten title this year.It will be the largest coaching staffin the history of football at Chi¬cago.In charge of the backfield candi¬dates Coach Stagg will be assistedby N. H. Norgren, captain of the1913 team and a four letter man;H. O. Crisler who, in his collegedays, starred in football, basketballand baseball; and James Pyott,captain of the 1923 team. Thesemen will make a specialty of coach¬ing the kicking, punting, passing,and defensive work.' The end candidates will be underthe supervision of Campbell Dick¬son, Red Jackson an^l Bub Hen¬derson will tutor the linesman. Thefrosh will be under the tutelage ofJerome Fisher, A. A. Stagg, Jr.,and Dr. Earl Huntington.College Play toBe Seen ByStagg and SquadCoach Stagg and his 1926 Footballlteam have accepted the. invitation ofMr. Benjamin Cohn, manager of theFrolic Theatre at 55th and Ellis, to at¬tend a performance on Wednesday,October 6th."Brown of Harvard,” one of thebest pictures depicting college life,will be part of the entertainment, aswell as Eva Novak in “The NorthernCode.” The University songs, “Wavethe Flag.” “C Stands for CherishedCourage,” and others will be featuredfor the evening.Students arc invited to attend asthe visit of the football squad willmean the presence of many under¬graduates. BIG TEN ALUMNITO HAVE THEIRCOUNTRY CLUBLocate on Dundee RoadFour Miles WestOf GlencoeA recent issue of the Big Ten Week¬ly, September 23, has announced aplan which, when completed, will in¬sure a step forward in the Big Tenclub idea. This plan concerns theformation of the Big Ten Countryclub outside of Chicago on groundrecently purchased by the organiza¬tion. The club, which is to be locatedfour miles west of Glencoe on theDundee road in the Skokie Valley dis¬trict, will have an eighteen hole golfcourse, several tennis courts, an out¬door swimming pool, and every facil¬ity for all winter sports. Membershipin the club is to be limited to fourhundred and will be composed en¬tirely of college alumni.Ralph J. Gutgsell of Northwesternis president, Lyman Sherwood ofNorthwestern and James McKeag ofChicago are vice presidents. Les River RunsDeep; Mate andAdvertising ManAn autobiography of Les River,former editor of The Daily Maroonwould read like a fairy tale. In theyear that Les has been out of schoolhe has sailed the high seas, lived inGreenwich Village, completed his firstnovel, written sundry shorty storiesand had a raise in wages from theW. G. Bryan Organization of NewYork.From the campus to the crow’s nestof a mighty freighter to the immacul¬ate blue of third mate is no littleachievement to a boy just past histeens i And to jump from rollingboards to a mahogany desk in a crackadvertising organization is equally dif¬ficult.We want to sound our praise ofLes now; now when his reputation asan author is cherished by an intimatefew. We have read his novel. Andwe know that it is safe in the handsof Boni and Liveright, publishers. Andwe also know that a very excellentshort story is appearing in a currentmagazine.There is no moral to this story. Itis just an account to let the friends ofLes know what he is doing; and torecount our knowledge of our own Les.TheHOMEFOOTBALL GAMEandRADIO BOARDThe only truly scientific Football Game which has justenough element of chance to fascinate and thrill all Collegemen and women, High School boys and girls as well as theolder grown-up Football fans.PRICE $2.00Now for sale at: ^THE UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE, 5802 Ellis Ave.WOODWORTH’S BOOK STORE, 1311 E. 57th St.T. A. LINK 1175 E. 55th St.The Up-to-date Loop Stores. LAMPE IN COACH’STOGS HIS ELEVENWINS INITIAL GAMEThe Emerson High School team ofGary, coached by Elmer Lampe, starend at Chicago for three years, isshowing every indication of maintain¬ing its record of the past four years.In the first game of the season, Emer¬son High overwhelmed the Munciel earn by a score of 41-0.Lampe, who was a practically unan¬imous all-conference choice for endwhile at the University of Chicago,was called in to fill the vacancy atEmerson when the previous coachwent to Michigan as an assistant onYost’s staff. As evidenced by theMuncie score, Lampe’s charges arccontinuing their performances of thelast four years when they either wonor tied for the Indiana championshipeach year. Pennsylvania TripBaits New BandWith a possible trip to Pennsyl¬vania held up as alluring bait, theUniversity Band hopes to fill thesixty uniforms it possesses when itappears on the field this afternoon,according to M. E Wilson, di¬rector.Opening, rehearsals yesterday,the band plans to meet at 4:45o’clock every Tuesday, Thursday,and Friday afternoon in the bandroom in the stadium.Brass Pieces are those most inneed, clarinets, cornets and basehorns being necessary to swell thevolume of "Wave the Flag for OldChicago.” There are a few open¬ings for other pieces also, Wilsonstated.Florida-ChicagoFootball LuncheonSaturday noon come out to the special footballluncheon at the Windermere before the game.Avoid traffic congestion—meet your friends—talk over the football prospects of the days—enjoy a delightful meal. Then walk leisurelyover to Stagg Field in plenty of time for thekick-off. After the game—return to the-Windermere for the special football dinner.Make it a real football day.IJ [ Hotel *WotelsindermereHICAGO’S MOST HOMELIKE HOTELS’**rooms $75 to $176 a month—$3.50 to $8.50 a day; suitesand apartments, two to eight rooms, $130 to $1,055 a month56th Street at Hyde Park Boulevard—Phone Fairfax 6000500 feet of verandas and terraces fronting south on Jackson ParkOFFICIAL HOTEL INTERCOLLEGIATE ALUMNIEXTENSION SERVICESECOND HAND AND NEWLaw, MedicalGeneral TEXTBOOKS For All U. of C.CoursesComplete Line of Students Supplies of All Kinds\Stationery, Fountain Pens, Brief Cases,Laundry Mailing Cases, 'Tennis and Sporting Goods, University Stationery,Jewelry and SouvenirsPortable and Large TYPEWRITERS Sold, Rented, RepairedOPEN EVENINGS OPEN EVENINGSWoodworth’s Book Store1311 East 57th Street, Near Kimbark Avenue2 Blocks North of School of Education 2 Blocks East of the TowerLarson, more unknown quantities inthese parts, complete the visitors’ 160-l-ound hack field.Weli, there are always probabilitiesin football. And it is probable that■Chicago will win this here footballgame. And the “it's and “hut's" at tinbeginning of the season are more profuse, more profound than ever. '$0the Daily Maroon will make no sweep¬ing prospects, but will sit up in ourbrand new stands and wait for devel¬opments. , *brains, punts, and passes and has acool capacity for directing the fieldstrategy Walker calls signal tor thesoutherners, and is supposed to knowhis so-called stuff.Stan Rouse and Kyle Andersoncomplete the home backfield. Bothcan kick and' pass and are heavyenough to hit hard. Bert McKinney,Anderson’s speedy rival at right half,won’t start, according to the Old Manand probably won’t play until a woozyback is in perfect repair Owens andMEET THE BOYS”—FIRST INSTALLMENTOF "WHO'S WHO ONTHE MIDWAY TEAM’Whisfle (A'ontmued from page 1).berth that made him tamous on the1924 Championship crowd, \\ allic isdepended upon to stop anything fromFlorida way and start lots of troubleon his own ground. Bishop, Gatorfullback, has a demon toe and hitsthings hard, so that the boys shouldsee a lot of each other when the mussbegins. McDonough is ace-high inIN DEFENCE OF OUR NATURALRESOURCESOur florid guests from FloridaAre fervent in their praisesOf the Fauna and the flora* That their native marsh-land raises-We’ll grant we’re shy on crocodilesAnd alligator pears,But still we have some peachesThat are far ahead of their’*. erions in the Big ten are paying ntgnpraise to Straus’ work and it is ex¬pected that he will be one of Chicago’sbiggest ground gainers this fall.Rouse is a member of a footballfamily, bis brother having starred forthe Maroons in 1917-1919-1920. In ad¬dition to being a punter Rouse is aforward passer and a place kicker. Hewill probably kick off for the Maroons.He is a member of Delta Tau Delta.Robert Leon WolffWolff hails from Lake Forest. Il¬linois and played tor three years atDeerfield High school as right guard.During his career at the Chicago hehas stuck to the same key positionand through his long practise hasreached a place where he knows prac¬tically all of the fine points of thetwenty-oneyears old and weighs 17/ pounds. Hewill probably he this season’s regularright guard and will be a strong fac-WE sympathized with the collegi-ates at Illinois when we heard thatthe college authorities had forbadethe use of student cars. Howeverwe rise in protest with the news thatingenious fraternity men are nowpurchasing horses and buggies. Cer¬tainly their freshmen have enoughduties to perform!everybody say*that theuniversity of Floridahas substituted thein their cheerswith ‘‘boom, boom!”nowFRATERITY rushing is beginningto weaken. Whipped cream and freecigarettes are fast disappearing fromthe house tables. !: ’,4 ':'T 4roon forward wall. He is a memberof Sigma Alpha Epsilon.Lawrence Edward ApitzApitz, end, has his home in Bes¬semer, Michigan, and is twenty yearsof age. He played two years of foot¬ball at his home prep school and isplaying left end at the University.“IS HE UGLY? WHY, MAN,HE RESEMBLES HIS C BOOKPHOTOGRAPH!”The University of Chicago is con¬templating a rule forbidding studentattendance at out of town games.With memories of certain seats in theupper part of the south stands, weenthusiastically support this objec¬tion to student journeys. ♦nowHe is well over six feet in height thushaving the advantage of a long reachup for the ball, making for an uncan¬ny east in snaring passes. His weightis about 182 pounds and that and hisknowledge of the wing position fund¬amentals combine to make him one ofthe most able of the conference ends.Pledged to Sigma Alpha Epsilon.John Kyle AndersonJohn Kyle Anderson of Terre Haute.Indiana, is a member of the Alpha TauOmega Fraternity. For two years heplayed end and halfback at GarfieldHigh School in Terre Haute and hasbeen on the varsity for two years ashalfback. He is full of speed and thenecessary ground covering grit and isan efficient man at twisting around onend runs. He probably will start in:the first game of the season for al¬though he is light in weight he seemsto be always at the height of condi¬tion.(To he continued)WE trust that Varsity will showthe Florida boys a typical, home-likehot time....—TERRIBLE TURK.BIG TEN TEAMS BEGINSEASON(Continued from page 1)sata this year and in their openinggame against the University of NorthDakota, the Gophers should discloseconsiderable potential strengthWisconsin will hook up with Cor¬nell College at Madison, and thisgame should furnish Little with an op¬portunity to inspect some of his greentalent.The Hawkeyes will open with Colo¬rado Teachers’ College and should en¬counter little difficulty in getting thelong end of the score, while the OhioState eleven will hardly find it neces¬sary to uncover any of their puzzlingformations in order to whip Witten-burg in their opener at Columbus thisafternoon. TEAM IN SHAPE STATESBENSON(Continued from page 1)work since 1909, when be was em¬ployed at the Central Y. M. 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