All fraternitieswill relax Oct. 10when rushing sea¬son closes. Bail? jfflarooti . .Football mi¬grations may be¬come a thing ofthe past.Vol. 27. No. 2. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, OCTOBER I, 1926 Price Five Cento'T?0FTEAM FIGHTS ALONE-DECISIONfyGecn&MnftmsternIn a recent visit to Evanston, I wasacquainted with a fellow who, itseemed to me, was potentially danger¬ous, unless he were curbed. “It is allright,” he said, “to make merry overthe Spirit of Rotary, to make the nameof Bruce Barton a hissing and a byword. It is all right, I say, to do this.There is no law against it, the gendarmes will not run you to cover ifyou do it. There is, in fact, not theslightest reason why you shouldn’t doit, provided you WANT to. But noman who really thinks the thing outlogicalh wants to.• * * , *“Granted that money is the bigthing in life”—Harold Bell Wrightand the platitudists to the contrary.You admit it, as I do. Only you willnot resort to the simplest, most directand obvious means of getting i. Youwill not tap glasses and sing the Ki-wanis anthem to the tune of “Yan¬kee Doodle”; you will not sit backafter a satisfying meal at the Coun¬try Club and belch contentedly,picking your teeth meadwhile with atoothpick. No, you will do none ofthese things. You are too nice. LONDON BISHOPGUEST HERE ONTOUROF U. S.St. Marks Society HostAt Dinner WednesdayEvening“Now let me tell you, young feller,I know better. 1 see the lie in Ro¬tary; I know what a gaunch the average Lir.i is—and they are all average.But still, I repeat, I know better thanto come out and openly ridicule thesemanifestations of the Great AmericanSpirit. No, Sir, 1 don’t do that. I goto the banquets, tap glasses, sing theold songs, chew my toothpick ....and sell ’em real estate all the time.I’m no cluck; I ain’t bedazzled withillusions of grandeut, with ideals ofService. The only Service that ap¬peals to me is Service which servesME. Well, as I say, I sell ’em realestate and make ’em like it.“I’m making a good living, my boy,and a likely looking young feller likeyou could do the same—if you’d onlysing and belch with me. Don’t think Idon’t know what I’m doing. I doThere’s lots of fun in fooling ’em, ofusing the Spirit of Service, the LionsClub, the post of guest speaker at theOptimists, to your own advantageAnd don’t laugh at Bruce Barton. He’sa kindred spirit. HE knows whatHE’s doing, just as I do. He just doesit the easiest way—bet he has a lot offun doing it, too. Now, come. Don’tbe an ass; you don’t have to believe it,you know.”* * * *The reason why this man seemed soterriby dangerous to me was becausehe could see things as they were, hecould recognize that the Lions, Ro¬tary, Kiwanis, the Optimists wereforces calculated to ruin the founda¬tions of idealism in this country, ifany. Any man, who, like Barton is anadvertisement for the next serialstallment of “The Man NobodyKnows,” could advertise, “Tomorrow:How Jesus used a recognized principie of modern business—getting in stepwith your prospect—to win his audi¬ences,” is a genuine menace to thelife of the nation. Now on a tour of the UnitedStates and Canada, the Rt. ReverendA. F. Winnington Ingram, D. D.Bishop of London, will visit the Uni¬versity as the guest of the St. MarksSociety on October 6. A completeprogram has been planned for theday, consisting of a tour of the city,a visit to Dean Matthews, a publiclecture by the bishop, and a dinnerin his honor in Ida Noyes hall.Clergy PresnetBishop Griswold of the Episcopalchurch will represent the clergy atthe dinner, while the faculty mem¬bers present will include Pres, andMrs. Mason, Mr. and Mrs. Woodward,Dean and Mrs. Boucher and Mr.Frank O’Hara.Bishop Ingram will arrive in thecity from the University of Illinoisand will go to Northwestern afterleaving the University.Many AttendOne hundred and thirty are to at¬tend the dinner in Ida Noyes to begiven in his honor, and as thirtyrepresentatives of the clergy andfaculty will attend the dinner, onlyone hundred tickets are availablefor students. These may be pro¬cured through the Y. M. C. A. officesor from members of the St. MarksSociety.The Reverend George Craig Stew¬art of the Episcopal Church will actas business manager for Bishop In¬gram while he is in the Chicago area.Mr. Stewart, the pastor of an Evans¬ton church, is well known to Episco¬palians the country over for hismagazine articles. He will accom¬pany Bishop Ingram on his trip tothe east before his return to Eng¬land. Sixteen Profs.Publish UniqueStudy of ManSixteen eminent scientists from theUniversity have cooperated in whatis considered one of the most uniqueprograms of public education ever at¬tempted. In a volume of almost 600pages published by the UniversityPress and a series of lectures at theArt Institute open to the public, thesescholars have told the story of man’sancestry, or the earth before he ar¬rived, of the germs that menace hisexistence, of the processes by whichhe lives, and of his mental development—in short the story of “the na¬ture of the world and of man.”The men contributing to the enter¬prise are nationally known figures intheir respective fields: F. R. Moulton,whose theory of the earth’s origin is(Continued on page 3)PARTY CLOSES“FROSH WEEK”Womens Board ArrangesInformal Affair CLOSE RUSHINGPERIOD OCT. 10,GREEKS DECIDESummer Pledges Effective OnSept. 27; Urge Froshto Follow ScheduleSCHOLZ ANNOUNCESMEETING OF YEARBOOK SOPHOMORESAll this unwonted seriousness is fora definite end. It is to curb the cam¬pus Kiwanian (insincere variety, asmy acquaintance was)—that odd duckwho uses, for instance, the Y. M. C.A. Cabinet as a step to higher andbetter (and more lucrative things). Hehas what simple souls call “goodtalks” on such subjects as heaven andhell in his discussion group, and whenhe has got to be something throughthe Y. M. C. A., he deserts it ignobly.Of course, if he stayed on, he’d beworse than a menace—he’d be an eni¬gma. But that is something elseagain.!\ Sophomore editors of the Cap andGown will meet at 2:30 o’clock Mon¬day afternoon in the Cap and Gownoffice according to an announcementmade yesterday by Richard Scholzeditor.Scholz plans to get work under wayimmediately for this year’s book. Heurges* Freshman candidates to comeout Wednesday and tryout for jobson the staff.Freshmen intending to compete forpositions will attend the publicationsmeeting today at 1:30 in Ellis hall. With a huge informal-get-to-geth-er party sponsored by the Board ofWomen’s Organizations, tomorrowevening in the main gymnasium ofIda Noyes hall, entering women willsee the close of Freshman week. Theaffair will begin at 7:30 and continuemake the party informal, accordinguntil 9:30.Every means will be taken toto Harriett Keeney, chairman of theBoard of Women’s Organizations.Community singing of Universitysongs will be led by Mrs. CharlesRobbins who has often conducted thegymnasium classes in singing games.Clyde Keutzer, leading lady in therecent Blackfriars’ production, willaccompany the singing at the piano. Pledge rushing ends October tenth.This was decided at the Interfraternitycouncil meeting, last Wednesday, atwhich twenty-five fraternities wererepresented. Those pledges that weregiven duringt he summer and previousto the school term became effectiveSeptember twenty-seventh; afterwhich date no pledged member of anyfraternity could break the pledge with¬out being subject to a period of threemonths during which no other fraternity could offer him a bid.Another subject was that of encouraging Freshmen to attend all schoolfunctions. Previously, in some cases,fraternities had their pledges occupiedby an outside affair, when they shouldhave been attending a meeting or anaffair given by the school. The fraternities will make it a point, fromnow on, to try to have Freshmencomply with Dean Boucher’s requests.A request was made for the frat¬ernities to keep the ground about theirhouses in as neat condition as possible.The first discussion of the annual In¬terfraternity Ball was held.President Jim Cusack conducted themeeting. Initial Phoenix (AUTHORITIES TOSTOP STUDENTFOOTBALL TRIPSThe Phoenix will open’its reign overcampus humor with the appearance ofthe “Green” number next Thursdayaccording to an announcement madeyesterday by John Allison, editor.That Freshmen will find it rich insuperfluous advice and aboundingHandschy Knowsthe Low-Down onHigh Hat Mania intimate details of campus life, comesas a definite assurance from the editors of the publication. Besides serv¬ing as an introduction to campusliterati for the neophytes, Allison sug-gets that upperclassmen will learnthings about the University, the ex¬istence of which has been unsuspectedArtists and humorists in the Fresh¬man class interested in staff positionswith The Phoenix should be pres¬ent at the meeting at 1:30 this after¬noon in The Daily Maroon office inEllis hall, Allison stated.GREEN CAPPERSLUNCH MONDAYFirst of Weekly LuncheonsAt Christ ChurchThere was a time last year whenFred Handsechy was editor of ThePhoenix that he selected the mostGet-to-gether games will be under | beautiful girl, on campus, to grace thethe supervision of Beatrice Nesbit.“Freshmen women are urged to at¬tend this final gathering in order tobecome acquainted with the womenof the class of ’30,” said Miss Keen¬ey. “The Board of Women’s Organ¬izations will do its utmost to makethe affair a success.” | cover of his magazine. And runningtrue to form Fred is now helping allwomen to become attractive in theI eyes of men.HEALD RETURNS FORHELLENISTIC STUDYNot content with four years ofscholarly colegiatism, Allen Heald, for¬mer student head marshal, has ex¬pressed his definite intention of return¬ing to the quadrangles. Such an ex¬pression from Heald is, in view ofhis deliberate, not to say dilatorymanner, a thing of no small import¬ance.The editor of last year’s Maroonis to return to his study of Greek, adead language in which he evidencesa lively interest, to such an extentthat it gained for him not only thatrare degree, Bachelor of Arts, butthat so much coveted honor, a mem-I bership in Phi Beta Kappa. MIRROR MANUSCRIPTDEADUNE DATE SETFOR FRIDAY, OCT. 15Deadline for Mirror manuscripts hasbeen set for Friday, Oct. 15 by ElizabethGraham, president of the organizationThis early date has been selected be¬cause work on the second annual Mirrorproduction, which will be given duringthe Winter Quarter, must be startedearly this quarter, according to MissGraham. Manuscripts should be submittfcd in as complete form as possible.The manuscript committee which con¬sists of Margaret Carr, Elizabeth Mur-vai, Isabelle Bates, Dorothy Lowe andRuth DeWitt, will meet Wednesday at4 in Ida Noyes hall. Fred is advertising.And he is advertising women’s hats.He spends his time writing historiesfor the chic creations of Gage Broth¬ers. His experience in writing on thecampus humorous publication is saidto stand him in god stead in his newposition as advertising manager.Of all the rumors that circled thecampus as to Fred’s destiny few men¬tioned advertising; most said the stageor writing. All that Fred has to say“It’s hotsy!” For all Freshmen who desire to tryout for the Green Cap club, the firstof a series of four weekly luncheonswill be held Monday noon, at the Dis¬ciples of Christ Church, 57th and Uni¬versity Avenue. For the luncheonthere are available only one hundredand forty tickets, which can be pur¬chased either from fraternity repre¬sentatives or at the candy booth in theReynolds club.President Max Mason will speak atthe luncheon. There will also be mu¬sical specialties and comedy numbers.The duties of the club and its organ¬izations will be explained.Freshmen, who are desirous of mak¬ing the club, are reminded that it isessential to attend every luncheon.Those missing any of these noondaygatherings will not be considered formembership.The luncheon, Monday, marks thebeginning of thd probation period,which will end at the time of the Wis¬consin football game, when those.making the Green Cap club will pre¬sent their annual stunt. Official Statement| Policy to FollowDecision ofFEDERATION HOLDSTEA, OPEN-MEETINGFOR FROSH WOMENY. W. AdvisoryBoard Meets Monday KREINES CALLS FORAMBITIOUS FROSHNumerous positions are open forwide-awake Freshmen on the businessdepartment of The Daily Maroon, ac¬cording to a statement by MiltonKerines yesterday. Applicants areasked to attend the publications meet¬ing today at 1:30 in Ellis hall. In ad¬dition a meeting of those especiallyinterested in the advertising depart¬ment will be held Monday at 2:30 inY. W. C. A. Advisory Board willmeet Monday at 4 in the Y. W. roomof Ida Noyes hall to plan the work tbe °®ceof the organization for the year. The ^t least twenty-five applicants willAdvisory board which is made up of be able to secure positions that willwomen members of the faculty and the not on^>’ afford them with interesting Federation will sponsor a tea forentering women students and theircouncillors today from 5 to 6, follow¬ing a talk by Mrs. Edith Foster Flinton “Campus Activities Open to Wom¬en.” The tea offers another opportunity to Freshmen women to become ac¬quainted with each other.“Aims and Ideals of Federationwill be the subject of discussion atthe first open council meeting of thequarter, to be held Tuesday eveningfrom 7 to 8 in the library of Ida Noyeshall. Each member of the councilwill give a short talk on her specificduties, and will amplify on the func¬tions of Federation.University community co-operates eachyear with the Y. W. C. A. cabinet andthe eleven sub-committees in making aprogram of the work for the year andhelping to carry it out. recreation, but will also prove to befinancially remunerative. Experiencewill not be necessary as the work willbe fully explained by the managersof the various departments. Seek Whereabouts ofEdward MontgomeryAn urgent message from home forEdward Montgomery of Fairfield, Iowa,has been received at the Examiner’s Of¬fice. Any information as to his where¬abouts would be appreciated, as he hasnot yet been located. When Coach Stagg’s warriors in¬vade the Quaker City on October 16for the great intersectional contestwith the University of Pennsylvania,there will be no horde of Maroon sup¬porters to send their champions intothe battle on Franklin Field.This has been decided by Vice-president Frederick C. Woodward andDean Chauncey S. Boucher who an¬nounced today that they intend to up¬hold the plea made by Coach Yost ofMichigan and others at the Big Tenfaculty conference last spring to dis¬courage the migration of students tothe big games. While the adminis¬tration has as yet taken no official ac¬tion, a statement of policy is expectedfrom Mr. Woodward within the nextfew days.Woodward Cites Policy“It has always been the policy ofnot only the University of Chicagobut of the Big Ten universities to dis¬courage student migration of thissort,” declared the vice-president to¬day. “The administration will decidewithin the week just what official ac¬tion is to be taken, if any.”It is common knowledge thatmovement of student bodies to foot¬ball games results in a riot of drinkingand gambling,” Dean Boucher ex¬plained. “This is true on the Uni¬versity of Chicago campus and wewould be hypocrites to say that Chi¬cago men act any better when they arethe visitors.Boucher Speaks of Morals“But drinking is not the sole evil ofthese excursions. They are a paradisefor the gamblers, and even those whoneither drink nor gamble spend be¬yond their means. The expense of anout-of-town game is one luxury that jis not intrinsic to a college education.“Still another point that favors ourstand is the possibility of accidents incollegiate flivvers. 'Year by year therisky sport of Fording it gains pop¬ularity among college men, and thenumber of accidents to which it leadsare too portentious to be overlooked.Discourages Raucas Celebration“It is our hope,” concluded Mr.Boucher, “that the only railroad ex¬cursions to the Pennsylvania game willbe for alumni and friends of the uni¬versity, and that any celebrations ofenthusiasm or victory that may occurwill cast no reflection on the studentbody.”Frank Hurburt O’Hara, director ofstudent activities, had no comment tomake except that he has always known •the policy of the university to discour-(Continued on page 3)FRESHMEN REPORTFOR PUBLICATIONSAll Freshmen who are interested inthe three campus publications, TheDaily Maroon, the Cap and Gown, andthe Phoenix are- requested to attenda joint meeting at 1:30 this afternoonin Ellis hall.Many opportunities for staff posi¬tions will be open for the applicantswho attend the meeting as The DailyMaroon can use fifty Freshmen andwomen in its various departments,while the Cap and Gown can use for¬ty, and the Phoenix an unlimited num¬ber.At the meeting the work on thethree publications will be explainedand the applicants may choose the onethat best covers the field in w’hich theindividual is interested., *ilpiQKippipiBlll^gipjPpi^lMipppiKip^iipinpiip^pMPVPiifPPPIiprapMpP||PiHillj ®|P ■ v •<w4lp|iippPiH||py,IP i. MWfiTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER I, 1926.That almost ended the day’s ac¬tivities—the program was completeexcept for two parties that evening.-—one for freshman men and the oth¬er for freshman women.At four, the University havinggained a fair idea of the intelligenceof its freshmen, the crowd emerged.Then more handshaking, more offersof help in registration.FROSH BRAINS ARETESTED TO WEEDi OUT INCOMPETENTS1 ■.... Advocates Voluntary Limita¬tion of Families, Prohibi-•L tion,pi j O ' O LI’ ‘ 1*Edwards, Soares, Scnleslinger,Harkins, Steaglitz NEWICessation of War \ *g|Voluntarv limitation of ^amilies isthe sole hope of the mass- of Ameri-1S - tsgsftiii ipmion (it 1 honia*■\ ernor Smith of the n t niver^itv.* %- ” * y i ^ >,<• A s' v, te f 2-5* »-?_-.a .vigorous challengecoming book on, 'theappears. » \-Indorses Birth Control' ;“The voluntar\’ limitation o‘,lies by what.,, popularly calledcontrol’ is conceiyecl’ in certain : soui.s i mi k\i 111l;kchach-.tone Avenue and 6oth Place'Stimlavs, 11 ,a. m. * -Fred Merrificld. Minister** “,10-^The Defeat" of .Ethical. * .Idealism X >| 17— Invading the^Realm M the’ ’ Supernatural.S gS , ~ I §. 2-1—Drama and ReligionM—The Literature” Vf Faith.-,-igipiv chemistry, po-d business all lendaccording to pop-■it ■isXv’- >liltLiterature, rellitical science',, a,.. to .the; education,• v ,,ular opinion •„ of i‘ J, , -iV jS . w-r Y .." V § Davis J Edwards,who popularize!himself through radio lectures lasalso will flood the air Sunday*morn: - tugs at io-rScCwith^he UutversitV religious sermons, starting this SipjP Y? day.' Oct: "I;''with a talk ’by 'Prof• Ji ‘ Theodore_ Soares of the Divinitj-lain and'-in'connection with religior-'&) on >M4Q,^the/ Daily News station- anticipates-broadcasting Vesper ser->' vices at 6:Q0 every Wednesday.to §£2 ' i 'V'~ SW* .WMAQ also wjillfavor radio listeners with a series of varied chemistrj%. .f| lectures on 'Thursday evenings at8:15. Prof. Herman I. SchleslingetL-| will commence the series which con-■ tinues through October nil the suh-T- ■• • . M i •• r ai e f, P< a « ” Hi >. 5 1 /.iitwa* '‘ Tir-w* a Student Should Can f. i—-presumably the"-whole-class. Evenw hen 'his forl.n, tlem'ocr; !/.rV v'a* -' i v ■ption was neith-ied < or denied.or ofheially vconAnyway, a fair sizing around^ Kentproachedith a nieetiin.g.in; -^4^'n-M^'ryir-A-y*a .desperation born onllly of blindnesswhat is practised normally and'whole¬somely by thousand's and what' alone;: '. ■ ' :" \n't 1 sb it comes about that themany are doomed to poverty throughover-sized families that the few may :Smith's BookI*r< ■ fo~• || Smith's liook. '' Tlu Deiit-\V;u of Lite." which is mhuito. he puhliwhed by the l niversity of •go Press, gives the old slogans.Republic are still valid, 'in Professor•p • .which they must he sought after havechanged. ' . TYPEWRITERS FOUNTAIN PENSmousSTATIONERY SUPPLIESAtYour Campus StoreReal Home Cooking1. - ^5540 Hyde Park Blvd."mi of war 5802 ELLIS AVE,>s» >Ti "A-UtUL-1Archaeologists Seek Informationi *, ■ With scholars digging up the historynf man in Egypt and in Palestine, the|Univerity now announces an expedi¬tion ."near, .honre” in the state of Illi-J ’/I noiwhere the anthropology depart-''V"-' . • merit, will at once begin an archaeol-- h „ ogtcal survey and excavations to de¬termine what kind of men lived in the^^y^LTlbcai state centuries -ago.[ lie work is to he carried on under... :.research committee of the Lniversin.\ccor ling to Professor Fay-CooperCole, the expedition will have a two¬fold purpose. ..It will locate the site?- of ancient Indian settlements through¬out the state, and it will encourage thebunding of Ujuseums m \arious towns-and .cities. ‘‘The expedition will notseek to add treasures to the Univer-5? ‘ sity collection so much as,to discoverwhat is lying buried in the state and> ; - v then-to get the relics exhibited in the• •. ■“ I Him >is is the center of the richest. archaeiihufical territorv in the Middle% II r-: ",\V< t. nues Prof. Cole “Themound builders who lived here hun¬dreds of wars ago arc almost im-known. Their mounds, the evidencesipractically unexplored, and it is ouryyyy: ^ ’yy~\ £/yc \ '> * ^ '• > << . ,-aim to find out what they contain. A.has been discowred into all apiiearances.'% ~ 2 across to Iowa over the state of Illi-pt• * *The first step in the program is to■ make what is known as an archaeol-"4 psjik-v ’’ yV: \ « 1 -soijvey. One section' of the ex-pedition will start from Galena andthe other from Kankakee. Bothgroups will survey the state, districti hstrict and county by county tolearn, by gathering specimens and„ talking to old settlers, what sites for-•\ liicli remain to he1• • opened. This portion of the program-' ' '■ ■ "$014^«v.Identify the aristocratof pens by thisV(Dv. •< Si, 4’ J-T J ^Make the Grade with a 1; too, buys thistor economy s sake ^The cheap and uncertain pen costs much more inthelonfcrun. The Lifetime* is the pen of no re¬pair costs. ^So.accurately is it built, and so un¬failingly does it perform, that we unhesitatinglyguarantee it without reservations whatsoever. V ■* \■-And because it is also a beautiful pen, built of :enduring ^reen Radite, it is a pride of student- Mm)dom — and a coveted possession always. Spotit by the dot-at better dealers everywhere. ®Pnee, m &reen or black, $8.75. Student’s special, $7.50. Pencil, $425Blue Label Leads—fifteen centsrX' b ci • . i. * ? ‘ • i-* ' ^ ^ '-r v* i v'v /M mi Skrip is the best ink for all fountain pensyyrj]PENS* PENCILS*. SKRIP'W. A SHEAFFER PEN CC MI ANYIORT MADISON. IOWA*«eg. U S. Pat. Off.s ’The P-r''’ ' .»,/? nof)ul(irityUniversity of Chicago Book StoreREMINGTON TYPEWRITER COMPANYConsumers Bldg., 220 S. Chicago, III.0 - •THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER I, 1926,HUGE PROGRAMUNDERTAKEN BYSIXTEEN PROFS(Continued from page 1)accepted by scholars all over thevvoild; Rollin T. Chamberlin, son ofthe greatest living geologist, and him¬self the discoverer of a whole range ofmountains in Cana.ia; Fay-CooperCole, curator of Malayan ethnology atthe Field Museum, world traveler, andfamous anthropologist; Anton J. Carl¬son, head of the University physiologydepartment, whose researches in hun¬ger are internationally recognized; J.Harlem Bretz; Harvey B. Lemon; Ju¬lius Stiglitz; Edwin O. Jordan; MerleC. Coulter; Henry C. Cowles, W. C.Alee; Alfred S. Romer; H. H. New¬man; E. R. Downing; George W. Bar-telmez; Charles E. Judd.According to an academic interpre¬tation of the project, the purpose is“to present an outline of our knowl¬edge of the psysical and biologicalworld, and to show the position of manin the universe in which he lives. Orin more personal terms it aims toassist the individual in the very im¬portant problem of forming well-de¬fined conceptions of the Cosmos andof his relation to it.”Heretofore the series of lectures hasbeen open only to a selected group ofstudents at the LTniversity. It was soenthusiastically received by the stu¬dents, that plans were immediatelyformulated by the University to makewider and more effective use df thematerial. The publication of the bookand the presentation of the lecturesat the Art Institute starting October8 are the result of these plans.“The authors have not treated sci¬ence as something cold and austeremd apart from human lifj,” a state¬ment from the University concludes."On the contrary it glows with theburning enthusiasm of those who havecultivated it; it is severe only in thestandards of truth that it maintains;and it has aesthetic aspects as well aspractical There will he no hesitationin pointing out the present great valuet)t science to mankind and the hopesfor better things that it promises forthe future.”AUTHORITIES TO STOPSTUDENT FOOTBALL TRIPS(Continued from page 1)age student migration because of theloss of scholastic work that it necessi¬tated. “I have just returned to thecampus,” said Mr. O’Hara, “and knownothing of recent developments in thematter, except that the stand of theadministration is in accordance withthe policy of most of the larger uni¬versities.”Thi “Old Man” has not yet ven¬tured his attitude toward the possibil¬ity of his boys fighting one of theirtoughest battles alone in a strangeland.•CRNSTROQILtV•6609-tinRPERfWE-•moND woe-park aze2-Rftisr-moKMm- English Poetess,Novelist, Is NewStudent Here“MAROON LUNCH” ON A WARMDAY „By Jonquil StephensIn England now, the bluebells swayBlown by the breeze this way, thatwayIn the quiet depths of a copse IKnow. And the mayflower dropsWhere daisies hide down in the grassAnd cowslips grow there by the mass;The violets breathe and die and fadeAnd no one knows. In that greengladePan goes fluting and glow-wormshideThe bees go calling high and wide.Far in the deep and quiet poolThe lilies float so white and cool;Sometimes a lark comes singing byThen fades far off into the sky,For silence is for ever thereAnd only beauty in the air.Cool grey dawn and quiet noon!The long white fingers of the moon!“My God! this cafeteria smells ofstew!And the damned flies stick all overyou”By Bee Jay GreenBlossoming through the chillingrains which daily dampen Cobb Hallcomes now Jonquil Stephens. Jon¬quil Stephens, English poetess, pros¬pective novelist, a new comer on thecampus.Miss Stephens is a clerk in theUniversity Examiner’s Office, butwhen she is not in the office herthoughts turn to England, and inpoetic terms they bring memories ofbluebells and cowslips.“Here,” sl\e complains, “you de¬mand that a temperamental personproduce first the work of a hackwriter before he can command atten¬tion to his real work. In England wedo not demand that, one may be tem¬peramental there.”Miss Stephens has written for theBritish American newspaper and theSunday Chronicle in England. Mostof her work appeared when she wasscarcely fifteen. Since then she hastravelled all over the world, spendingseveral years visiting different partsof the British Isles. Her advent intoUniversity of Chicago life camewhen instead of continuing on/toMevico as she had planned, shestopped here during the summer, re¬ceived a position in the Examiner’soffice and decided to go to school.Miss Stephens’ work will be donelargely in English courses in orderthat she may be aided towards thecompletion of a novel about Univer¬sity people.Official CollegeFBATEBNITYJewelryBadffes-RinjferNooeUies'WARREN PIPER ACOt31 N. STATE ST.Studentswill find theHYDE PARKARMS HOTELi IAn Ideal PlaceTo Live While AttendingDie University of Chicago$10.50 — $20.00 Weekly5316-18 HARPER AVE. FAIRFAX 9700 CHAMPION SOCCER TEAMThe above photograph shows theSparta championship yiccer aggrega¬tion which will appear on Soldiers’field September 4 and 10. The sale oftickets at the University Bookstoreand at Woodworth’s will determinewhether or not soccer becomes a realsport here. Sales receipts from alltickets sold on the campus will be usedto buy soccer equipment for Univer¬sity student*.The team hails from Czechoslovakiaand have been in constant training forthree years.The point is not whether they arehere to win a championship or not, orhow much they may be champions ofthe Continent, a fussy thing: aboutwhich too many peccadilloes have beenraised, but that they represent a youngrepublic, although an old country, which has methods of physical culturethat can send such a fine team awayfrom home.There are three or four Spara teamsback in Prague. They are the teamsof the new edmers, and while theymay not be quite as expert as thesemen who are here they may be someday. and all of them are in fine physi¬cal condition and don’t demandtraining table, certain allowances ofbear meat daily and 'much other folde rol which the training seasonbrings to this country because the boysare fed too much at one period oftheir lives, while at another the illeffects of over feeding are attemptedto be neutralized.If we play football well we mustname the squad first and the coach’sselections must come next.FRESHMENSubscribe to0% Satlg Harnutt$3.00 a Year—You’ll be askedby a MAROONSALESGIRL Page ThreeBRIEF CASESprovide a convenience that isindispensable to successfullycarrying books, papers, note-cards and other accessories inall kinds of weather.You will find these in differentsizes and styles of brown andblack leather at prices rangingfrom$3.35 to $9.50AT THEUniversity of ChicagoBookstore5802 ELLIS HALLWhen Buying Clothesdo not let your judgment be obscuredby cheapness. 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MONROE ST.140-142 South Clark, Near AdamsPage FourOtyr la% JHarnonfOCNDBD IN UtlTHH OFFICIAL 8TUD1NT NFW8PAPEB OF THB OnTIMm OF CHICAGOPublished nornliigs, except .Winter rail fifprln* Qoertere byH.00 per year: by mill, <1.00 per Kle copies. ’• * „ Me Autumn,CfcteW. MngfWnou rates:pies, lire cents each.„„ mall at tlof March !, 1875.WO®- nuder .the act „The IMty flhrOou expressly reeerree all rights of publication ef any materialappearing In this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 Ringsiber •( the Western Conference Frees AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo StoneTom StephensonGeorge JonesGeorge H. KoehnA1 WiddifieldMadge ChildRoselle F. MossAlice KinsmanLeonard BridgesMilton Mayer....Charles WarnerStewart McMullen Assistant DayGeorge Morgenstern Assistant DayHarriett LemonKatheryne Sandmeyer. Sophomore EditorEditorEditorEditorEditorEditorEditorEditorEditorEditorEditorEditorEditorEditorEditorEditorEditorEditorEditor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerEldred Neubauer Advertising ManagerFred Kretschner Circulation ManagerBurton McRoy AuditorRobert Fisher Sophomore AssistantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantEd Woolf Sophomore AssistantHarry E. Axon, Jr .Sophomore AssistantDonald Gallagher Sophomore AssistantDan Costigan Sophomore AssistantON ACTIVITIES'C'OR this one week of the school year the editors of The Daily Ma-roon, together with all other upper classmen, become dispensersof confidential information and mature advice. They repress theflood of protests which rise to their minds every afternoon at 2o’clock; they courageously brush aside all the controversial materialwhich clutters up their desks; and they lay aside the battle-ax of logicand the scimitar of wit, with which they are accustomed to bludgeontheir opponents. They come out from their editorial fortresses, andleaning patronizingly over the figurative shoulders of the new fresh¬man class, they whisper to them the inside dope on campus activities.This is our advice: •We urge you to try out for some campus activity. You arethe best judge of whether or not you have the time for any extra¬curricular activity. You are also the best judge of whether or notyou are temperamentally suited for participation in these activities.You know now, and have known for a long time, whether or not youare the type of person who might get something of interest ok ofprofit from such participation. If you know yourself well enoughto be convinced that it is a waste of time, by all means stay awayfrom it. But if you feel that you are interested in participation, ormight become interested, we exhort you to give activities a trial.You have listened to discussions of the various types of campusactivity. You have been urged to enter into a dozen different ac¬tivities. We caution you to first investigate them all. Most of youknow now which activity is most suited to your temperament. Butthere are other factors which must be considered. Find out whatkind of people are managing each activity, find out just how muchwork you will be expected to do, how much time your work willtake, how many friends you will make, what rewards, tangible andintangible, you may expect from your work. Then, after you haveseen and heard what there is to see and hear about each of theactivities which interests you, and after due thought and prayer,choose the one which you think will help you most. Participation inmore than one activity is dangerous to scholarship, interest, workmanship, health and accomplishment. Stick to one.Do not feel that you are too amateur or too inexperienced forany activity on the campus. Any publication, any club, any athleticteam in school is not too good for you if you are willing to work.Go to the editor, the president, the manager or the coach, and de¬clare yourself a candidate. Then stick to it. Once you have startedkeep working at it. For the first few weeks you will be orderedabout preemptorily one half of the time, and totally neglected theother half. But if you keep working you will soon be definitely es¬tablished as a part of your activity, and your path will be consideredsmoother.mDo not work too hard. If you take responsibility well the edi¬tors and managers will work you so hard that you will be discour¬aged, your class work will suffer and you will drop out after threeweeks.Activities, we believe, are valuable. We urge you to be active,to work moderately but steadily, and to take advantage of all thegood things which go with it. THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 1. 1926.NEW EDUCATION BUILDING though he hails from the north.The play presents the negro situa¬tion in the south as a native sonlooks at it and the northerners reac¬tion to the coloured man’s life belowthe Mason-Dixie line. The southern¬er knows how to handle the negro inlabor situations while the northerner looks at it for his own gain and withno sentiment.The ftlay doesn’t solve any prob¬lems, in fact it arouses a number thathad been dormant. The southernerremains the friend and confidant ofthe negro while the northerner is hisexploiter.ON THE BOARDSByWILLIAM JOSTThe various pieces of entertainmentnow on view in the playhouses of ourRialto have met with varied reception.Drama of sterner stuff, of thesis andtheme, of edifying and enlightening“idea” go the road of short rejection—they gasp- in the stuffy, sooty ozone ofthe loop and give up a ghost whichmay lie esteemed and heralded in liter¬ature or the Little Theatre, but whichturns the shopgirls and shipping clerk’smaw and leaves the boxoffice desertedand the seats cold and damp. Plays ofcomedy, of audacity, of sex flourish, ndrevues gather the multitude in the Tun-ney-Dempsey fashion. They amuse anddo not require the furrowing of brows,both low and high.“The Poor Nut”Elliott Nugent comes to the Cort in aplay of college life, of the poor, infer¬iority complexed simpleton, who knowsdeep in his heart that, he “can’t” . . .But he does finally and the audiencescreams its approval . . . The manage¬ment of the Cort has caused to be flownpennants and banners of the Big Tenschools and the players try hard andsucceed uncannily in being ‘college.”“Gentleman Prefer Blonde*”What seems to most people as roaringcomedy of young women of adventure inaction, appears to the management asjust another play and they have conse¬quently spoiled it by too many substitu¬tions. . . The play is still good entertain¬ment and howling fun enough to satisfythe most jovial personality and cure thedeepest rooted soul of despondency. *“ Song of the Flame”The newest of the musical romanticoperettas came to the Apollo with bally¬hoo enough to launch Ford for presi¬dent. The play lives up to a portion ofthis advertising, but it should not bemeasured to “The Student Prince” if itis to be accepted as first rate entertain¬ment. Some good voices, gorgeous set¬tings and costumes of much purple andcrimson.“The Vagabond. King”What appears as another aspirant forthe throne of “The Student Prince” reg¬isters a trifle better than he aforemen-ioned Apollo inhabitat. The show hasjust enough slapstick Elizabethan com¬edy, to uinate the dramatic quality andenough drama to spoil what otherwisemigth be a guffawing comedy. DennisKing, in spite of his Doug Fairbanks-complex is very charming and handlesthe part of Francois Villon—the vaga¬bond poet of “If I Were King” in allof its true dramatic action.“The Passing Show”The Four Cohans houses this institu¬tion of the American revue. It comesup to the average musical show withchorus, funsters, occasional classic sing¬ers. It continues for the reason thatmakes the drama so unpopular, the rea¬son night life and bootleggers prosper.“Sweetheart Time” and “Castles In theAir” are the remaining pieces with mu¬sic of significance. The former, too newto be reviewed and the latter too old toattempt to enlighen people who shouldhave seen it months ago.“Kongo”With the smell of perspiration, thedampness of the tropics and the slip¬slop shuffle of runners, Walter Hustonbrings into the Princess what he and theproducers hope to be another “WhiteCargo.” Mr. Stevens of the Hearst A.M. daily goes on record as saying the“best melodrama since ‘Rain’!”“LeMaire’s Affairs”It comes seldom and too-good-to-be-true that we have the honor and pleas¬ure of entertaining and paying homageto three great personages of the theaterin one evening. Sophie Tucker, back from a European triumph, Lester Allenand silk hat Ted Lewis give untif it hurtsof good, fast entertainment and the pub¬lic who have packed the Woods everynight since the tuxedo performance de¬mand twelve encores from the MaryGarden of jazz and four extra numbersfrom the Crown Prince of Jazz.The “Variety” (theatrical weekly)headlines in .two inch type that “Biz IsOff In Chicago” and the best indicationis the announcement of eight withdraw¬als from the loop theaters. ‘The GreatGatsby” is the only show, with the pos¬sible exception of "Black Velvet" whichgoes lamented and escorted to the Cen¬tury with lilies and violets. James Ren¬nie performed admirably in the Fitz¬gerald play and if Mrs. Insull had beenmore pragmatically motivated, perhapsMr. Rennie would stay on several moreweeks. But the silver lining of Mrs.Insult’s management may best be ap¬preciated from our campus. The Stude-baker will soon announce the productionof a play by George H. Dillon, a senioron campus who collaborated with an¬other member of the young theater in“Spring" put on last season by the“Studio Players,” a little theatre groupof rating standing.“Black. Velvet”With the usual finesse which heemploys in all his productions, FrankKeenan now playing in “Black Vel¬vet” at the Studebaker, puts acrossthe character of the typical southerngentleman refined in the art of chiv¬alry and drinking mint julep. He hassucceeded in acquiring the soft gut-teral tones of a southern colonel al- Whether it’s a foot¬ball game, a fieldtrip, a house partyor just a jauntaround the cam¬pus, Kodak and keep the funin pictures. We have a com¬plete line of Kodaks, includingBrownies at prices from $1.50to $3.00.Perpetuate themany pleasantmemories o fyour college^days with these memory andKodak books which provideample space for autographs,athletic events, social func¬tions, programs, snap-shots,etc.You will find themin a variety ofsizesAt theUniversity of ChicagoBookstore5802 Ellis HallHow to Start the Year Write \f“Lou” (or “Lucy”), said the venera¬ble Dean to the very young personbeside his desk, “the very best startyou can make in college is to getyourself a fine new fountain pen.Nothing like it for lecture notes,required readings, memoranda.Provided it’s dependable. Now thisone, I myself have used for a collegegeneration!”The dear old Dean might just aswell have said, “Go get yourself aWahl Pen.” For there is no foun¬tain pen that’s more of a help inany course—it writes like a charm,it holds more ink, it fills up in ajiffy and refills clean—and it’s themost dependable of allRomp over to the Wahl Pen andEversharp counter now, and get yourself the Wahl you like. Allstyles there — slim, thick, long,short: every one of’em holding farmore ink than other pens that lookmuch bigger. Nice looking, too:solid gold or sterling silver, gold-or silver-filled, red, black, ormottled rubber. Exactly the pointthat suits your hand: stiff or flex-ible, fine, medium, stub, oblique orWahl Standard Signature—all iniridium-tipped solid gold.From cap to nib, a Wahl Pen’spractically indestructible. Onebought now will last you allthrough college and the first sixjobs beyond.$3 to $7 for the silver or rubber56 and Northward for the goldWAHL PENEversharp’s write hand palEVERSHAR&S WRITE HAND PALe 1926, The Wahl CompanyChicago WELCOME, LOU (OR LUCY) V VTake my place in line. I’m Wally, theEversharp Rid. Take me for your book¬mark—free—at the Wahl Pen andEversharp counter. MARK MYWORDS, you’ll need an Eversharp, too.>■Page FiveFOR AUTUMN-THE BOWLWhen our designers created The Bowl, they achieved atranslation of what university men prefer in the way of acomfortably roomy suit for. campus wear. The three-buttoncoat is generously proportioned; the trousers hang straight.THIRD FLOORMARSHALL FIELD& COMPANYCHEMISTRY MAYANSWER WORLDPEACE PROBLEMS THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. OCTOBER 1. 1926.% Prof. Schlesinger Cites Un¬equal Distribution ofLuxuries as CausePerhaps chemistry has within itsgrasp the answer to the hope forworld peace despite the black chargesof destruction in war, layed at itsdoor, according to Prof. Herman I.Schlesinger of the University.One of the principal actual andpotential causes of war has alwaysbeen the unequal distribution of thenecessities and luxuries of life, anddespite jealousies and pride for oth¬er reasons, “the decisive factor con¬sciously or unconsciously is fear,"the speaker asserted.Science RevealsScience has shown that peoplesare no longer dependent upon nafu-ral monopolies of the means for pro¬ducing food, clothing and shelter inmany cases, and will further provethat fact, the chemist declared,pointing to the nitrate processes, andthe manufacture of aluminum, ametal not found pure in nature, asoutstanding examples.“Science alone can teach thatills resulting from monopolies cre¬ated by natural advantages for ittends to equalize the resources of allnations, it stimulates enterprise andthese fears are groundless,” thespeaker said of the cause for war “Lingo ” Aids Van Vechten’s Latest“Nigger Heaven”“Blues,” “pinks,” “monkey-chas¬ers”—a strange lingo of a strange,somewhat exotic group, creates aconvincing picture of life in the Ne¬gro city of Harlem, in Carl VanVechten’s latest book, “Nigger Heav¬en.” Mr. Van Vechten has taken hismaterial from a Source hitherto quiteunexploited ,by literary men; thisnew, unusual material has affordedhim opportunity to indulge his so¬phisticated taste and style in the col¬orful and luxurious pleasures of thjgindividual group.The author, however, does notdeal with his people unsypmatheti-cally; in fact there’s some that willsay that he has written “NegroPropaganda” (whatever that maybe). Aside from the rich atmospherehe has created, Mr. Van Cechten haswritten an absorbing story of two vi-he had represented. And that in re¬search, not in battle must we findwhat we need for the maintenanceof life and comfort.“Science alone is the cure for thediscounts envy, and &cts as an anti¬dote to international greed!”Chemists should keep in the vanof possible causes for war, Prof.Schlesinger asserted, and should nowseek to develop artificial rubber, orsome substitute for the present sup¬ply, not because there is good rea¬son why it should not be boughtabroad, nor because there is nowsuch a demand, but as a safeguardagainst war born of histeria. vid personalities placed in an irre¬vocably unhappy life situation.“Njgger Heaven” is surely a duskyheaven—and more like hell thanheaven.ANNOUNCE RADIO PROGRAMFOR AUTUMN SEASON(Continued from page 2)to Assist. Prof. Ethel M. Terry Mc¬Coy, who discusses, “Chemistry andIndustry in the Chicago District;”while the chairman of the depart¬ment, Prof. Julius Steiglitz concludesthe interesting series, speaking on“Chemistry in the Service of Health.”May Broadcast Current EventsThere is also a tentative announce¬ment that current events will bebroadcast every Tuesday evening atthe same time as the chemistry lec¬tures on Thursday from the same ra¬dio station. The exact schedule isnot ready for publication.There are two other tentative an¬nouncements, namely, WMAQ’s in¬tention to broadcast Prof. Merriam’sCHICAGO ETHICAL SOCIETYA non-sectarian religious society to fosterthe knowledge, love and practice of theRight.THE STUDEBAKER THEATER418 S. Michigan AvenueSunday, Oct. 3rd, at 11 A. M.MR. HORACE J. BRIDGESWill speak on“MY COUNTRY RIGHT OR WRONG”:THE PATRIOTISM OF FOREIGN-BORNAMERICANS(Note:—The Discourse will deal with therecent discussion on “My Country Right orWrong,” in the Chicago Tribune.)All Seats FreeVisitors Cordially WelcomeWhenpeg-topswere in flowerPRINCE ALBERT has been the campus favoritesince the days of long-haired fullbacks, highbutton shoes, turde-neck sweaters, and hand-painted dormitory cushions. This same won¬derful tobacco is even more popular in thesedays of plus-fours.And no wonder. Throw back the hingedlid of the familiar red tin and release that rarearoma of real tobacco! Tuck a load into yourpipe and pull that fragrant P. A. smoke up thestem! That’s Prince Albert, Fellows! Nothinglike it anywhere^When problems press and your spirits slipover into the minus column, just get out yourjimmy-pipe and load up with this really friendlytobacco. P. A. is so kind to your tongue andthroat and general disposition. Buy a tidy redtin today*Fringe albert—bo other tobacco is like it!01926, II, Reynolds TobaccoCompany, Winston-Salem, N. C. 9:00 o’clock class, and WLS’s planto give radio listeners a course inbusiness correspondence.Schedule GameThe football games every Satur¬day will be announced play by playas last year by the entire radio field—WMAQ, KYW, the Evening Amer¬ican, WEBH, the Herald-Examiner,and WMBB, Trianon.“C” Handbook NowReady at BookstoreThe “C” Handbook may be obtainedat the University bookstore today atnoon, according to Mr. Milton Mc-Lane, Y. M. C. A. director. TheHandbook contains all informationpertaining to campus life, and is anecessity to every student. Raging Storm on Old Sol CauseGigantic Sun-Spots, Says FrostStorms are raging on the sun aswell as cm earth at the present time al¬though there is no known relation be¬tween the disturbances according to Prof.E. B. Frost, director of the Yerkes Ob¬servatory of the University who yester¬day notified the University ot two gi¬gantic sun spots now readily visible tothe naked eye through a smoked glass.“This disturbance has apparently de¬veloped from a deep seated center alsoactive at the end of June,” Prof. Frost'sreport continued. “It is in solar latitudeabout twenty-three degrees north. Itcame around the east side of the sunabout three to four days ago and wasfirst seen here when it was very near theedge. Many photographs have been made byymr assistant, W. W. Morgan,and very rapid changes are taking place,particularly in the second group whichcame into visibility slightly after thefirst.“There is a pretty f-roa chance thata magnetic storm and northern lightsmay occur within the next few days.However this is by no means certain tohappen. No terrestrial consequencesother than those named of a magneticand auroral character can yet be attribu¬ted with certainty to the sun spots andthere is no occasion for any popular su¬perstition on the subject.”Sun spots are not generally visible tothe naked eyes until the group is of theorder of 100,000 miles in extent. Prof.Frost concluded.P.A. U told here Mwith tponge-moiilemer top.Amd elweyi with overy bitof bit* ond porch removed bythe Prince Albert proeett.Your MAROON Subscription Is Now Ready\PbgeSix THE DAlliY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 1, 1926.SECOND HAND AND NEWLaw, Medical, GeneralTEXT BOOKSFor All U. of C. CoursesComplete Line of Students’Supplies of All KindsStationery, Fountain Pens, Brief Cases,Laundry Mailing Cases, Tennis andSporting Goods, University Stationery,Jewelry and Souvenirs.Portable and Large TYPEWRITERS Sold, Rented, RepairedOPEN EVENINGS OPEN EVENINGSWOODWORTH’S BOOK STORE1311 East 57th Street, Near Kimbark Avenue2 Blocks North of School of Education 2 Blocks East of the TowerSTAGG DRILLS TEAM ON FUNDAMENTALSUnique Running Track at Neu) Stagg Field TEAM INTACT AS STAGG POLISHESINDIVIDUAL FLAY OF MEN IN HNALPREPARATION FOR FLORIDA BATTLESET DATES FORI-M HORSESHOEAND TOUCHBALL COACH A. A. STAGGManagers Arrange SchedulesFor CoiningSeasonThe Intramural touch-hall tournamentwhich will get under way on Tuesday,Oct. 12 will serve to usher in what isplanned to l>e the most successful sea¬son yet enjoyed in local Intramural his¬tory. This ever-popular sport will beunder the supervision of Hafry Hageythis fall, and the latter has set Friday.Oct. 8, as the deadline for receipt ofentry lists.Mr. Hagey, when interviewed, said:''This fall’s touchball’s tourney will bea magnificent, stupendous, dazzlingevent, far outshining in brillance any¬thing of its kind ever held on our be¬loved Midway.”Pii U Defend* TitleThe touchbal! tournament last yearattracted unusual attention and the ri¬valry was exceptionally keen. The PsiUpsilons wop after a bitterly contestedseries of games, and they will “have atask on their hands to retain their hard-won laurels this year.Coincident u'ith the announcement onthe touchhall tortrney situation came thenews of the setting of the opening datefor the horseshoe tournament. “Entriesfor this event must be in by Friday, Oct.8, and competition will begin on thefollowing Wedcsday, the 13th,” an¬nounced W. H. Herbert, who has chargeof"this sport.Issue BookletThe full schedules for both the touch-ball and horse-shoe tournaments will bepublished in the form of a booklet whichwill, in all probability, be issued on Mon¬day.The Messrs. Hagey’s and Herbert’seyes shone with a wondrous fire as theyrecounted the prizes to be awarded thewinners and runners-up in both tourna¬ments. Article PraisesStagg’s Record,Life, SincerityAn article in this week’s Big TenWeekly, contrasting the personalitiesof the various Big Ten coaches, hasthe following to say ab6ut A. A.Stagg of Chicago.“Not many men in any line of en¬deavor have such a record as CoachA. A. Stagg, the veteran Maroon ath¬letic director, who has been at onejob for thirty-five years. His life asa football and track coach and athleticdirector is well known to most fol¬lowers of college sport as are his All-American days at Yale, his long workon the football rules committee andhis constant fight for righteousnessand honesty in intercollegiate sports.“To trap Stagg no saying some¬thing he does not mean is impossible.He is a man who speaks little andslowly, choosing his words cautiouslyand with close attention to their strictmeaning. He is an excellent public(Continued on page 8)WMAQ Broadcasts All MaroonGames, Both at Home and AwayAll of the Chicago football games areto be broadcasted over The Daily Newsstation, WMAQ, this season, it was an¬nounced yesterday. Not only will thefollowers of Maroon hopes be able tolisten in on the weekly battles at StaggField, but will also share with the spec¬tators, an inside view to the play whenthe Staggmen travel to foreign soil, ofspecial interest to the students will bethe broadcasting of the Pennsylvaniagame on October 16th.Arrangements have befen made atStagg Field to assure the best broadcast¬easting facilities possible. A specialbooth has been constructed in thenew stadium, and fully equippedwith steam heat, electric lights, andtables for microphone and amplify¬ ing instruments. The upper part ofthe booth has large panes of glass,which will provide “Hal and Harry,”WMAQ’s famous football announc¬ers, with a clear bird’s eye view ofthe entire gridiron. This up to datebooth is large enough to accommo¬date two announcers and two opera¬tors.In addition to the vivid word pic¬ture which this unique broadcastingservice will furnish to the hosts ofMaroon fans unable to attend thegames, The Daily News has preparedan accessory, called the visulizor, tomake the play by play descriptionmore lifelike. This consists of aminiature gridiron for following thetrend of the battle and for recordingthe score, line-ups, penalties, etc.THE SHANTYFor five years the favorite gathering place for University Stu¬dents who crave HOME COOKING.• Crisp, Golden Brown Honey Fluff WafflesDelicious Sandwiches, Salads, Pies, etc.Both table d* hote and a la carte serviceFrom 7:30 a. m. to 8 p. m.1309 East 57th Street“A Homey Place for Homey People” SPECIAL DESIGNUSED FOR NEWSTADIUM TRACKHas Special Curves, ThreeStraigjhtways; IsJudged UniqueMuch has been said about Chicago’snew stadium, its size, construction, com¬pletion, and things in general which willmake it a better place /or the placingand watching of football. In the heatand fervor of the fast approaching gridseason, some things of importance inthe stadium have been slighted in pub¬licity. One of these things is the n;wquarter-mile running track, which willmean a great deal of the track prestigeof the Midway when the time comes forthe Interscholastic and Intercollegiatemeets.Coach Stagg. realizing this importancehas personally supervised the construc¬tion, and devoted much of his time to itthis summer.With the aid of three architects, hehas evolved what he believes to be aunique quarter-mile running track. Thefeature of this track is the three-phasecurve at each end which permits thequarter mile to be squeezed into a spacewhich would ordinarily accommodateonly a fifth of a mile circuit.In building the new grandstand. CoachStagg was faced with the problem ofproviding a new cinder path for trackmeets. The old oval running north andsouth had to be destroyed and a new one,running east ad west, had to be built.With the prospective concrete stands onthe east end of the field, it was foundthat a quarter-mile track of the old typewith simple semicircular ends could not:be put in.Special DesignArchitects believed a quarter-miletrack could not be built in the area avail¬able because of the difficulty of curvingthe ends. Coach Stagg thought it couldbe done, however, and set them to work.(Continued on page 8) Purdue A RealRah Rah SchoolWell! Somewhat new, astonish¬ing, or what have you—a schoolfor cheerleaders! Purdue is theinstigator of this new idea, and amember of their English depart¬ment, Prof. P. H. Scott, lectureron mob psychology and the hand¬ling of large crowds, and HarryClark, former cheerleader, are con¬ducting the second annual sessionof this unique school.The men try out, after complet¬ing the so-called course, for uni¬versity yell leader, and a numberof. assistants are appointed fromthe remainder. Evidently yell lead¬ing is developing into an art, anda visit to the class reveals that itis more than getting out in front ofthe stands and waving the armslike a shipwrecked mariner seek¬ing aid. Purdue’s scientific treat¬ment of the subject seems to begetting results.WOMEN BEGIN GYMWORK ON MONDAYGymnasium classes'for women willbegin Monday with 9 and 10 o’closckclases and will continue throughoutthe day, according to a statement re¬ceived from Miss Gertrude Dudley,head of the Physical Culture depart¬ment. Classes will meet in the maingymnasium. Due to the physical ex¬aminations scheduled iot Tuesday,Wednesday and Thursday no furtherclasses wil meet until Friday.“A change has been made in theojeial gym costume,” said Miss Dud¬ley. “Entering students will be expected to wear the new type of outfitwhich can be obtained at the Univer¬sity boogstore. However, those whoalready own outfits used in previousclasses here need not supply themselves with the new kind.”o N campus or off campus, rainor shine, night or day, a Stetson isthe smartest hat and the longest lived.STETSON HATSStyled for young menTTTTTTTTTTnrTTTTTTTTVVTVVVTTTVVTVTTTVirTTVTVTT Punting and Passing PracticeFollows Wednesday’sScrimmageCoach Stagg evidently hopes thathis team will avoid making the cus¬tomary opening game infractions ofthe football fundamentals when theymeet Florida Saturday for the Ma¬roons spent the entire practice sessionlast night drilling on basic principles.Charging, blocking, side-stepping, pass¬ing, receiving, punting, place-kickingand drop-kicking were the day’smenu, and a number of trivial faultswere cleared up. The practice wassecret.Except for a few minor bruises suf¬fered from Wednesday’s fierce scrim¬mage the squad w'as in excellent con¬dition. The men were divided intotwo groups—one composed of thebacks and ends, and another of thelinemen. Both groups plugged vigor¬ously as there is keen ccynpetition forfirst string berths. Nearly all the menconsidered for backfield jobs took aturn at heaving the ball. Rouse, Mc¬Donough and Anderson were the mostaccurate. Macklind did some prettyreceiving.Rouse and McDonough did the punt¬ing, stressing a quick get-a-way. Theother backs received and ran back thekicks. Practice ended promptly at 6.During the week Borden, Lewis andWeislow have been showing up thestrongest among the tackle candidates.Of the guards Wolff and Neff are(Continued on page 8) Crisler Predicts GruelingContest; DescribesFlorida AttackBy Victor Roterus“A heavy, powerful team—the Ma¬roons are in for an unusually toughopening game.” This is the comment,oT Fritz Crisler in regard to tomor¬row’s game with the University ofFlorida. And he should know for hescouted Florida’s opener with South¬ern last Saturday.Although Florida made but 16points Crisler declared that the Cy¬clone Staters were noticeably holdingback. Florida’s attack was almostwholly constituted by vicious linethrusts and off-tackle drives. Bishop,185 pound fullback, carried the ballon the bucks while Livingston andRhrig, crack halfbacks, were effectivein advancing the ball around the tack¬les. The Florida eleven has a bulkyline featured by Davis and Clements,two tackles, both of whom weigh over200 pounds, and by Captain Saraa whois a veteran center. Goldstein, oneof the guards, sports 226 pounds ofbeef.Strong DefenseThis combination presents a discour-)agingly strong defense. Southern’soffensive attempts were completelysmothered. Crisler said, however,that the Florida men are somewhatgreen to the game as yet. They willhave the advantage over Chicago inthe matter of physical condition dueto better training circumstances.PENNANTS, PILLOWS, SHIELDSShow your colors! Add the cheer of“Old Chicago” to your room withsome of these pennants, banners, pil¬lows or shields. We have them in avariety of sizes and styles with theU. of C. monogram, or the coat-of-arms.TheUniversity of ChicagoBookstore5802 ELLIS HALLTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER I, 1926.Page EightJi AVhistle ARTICLE PRAISES STAGG’SRECORD, LIFE, SINCERITYYOU FRESHMEN!!You walk the streets with cautiousstepsAnd scared, bewildered looks—Surrounded by strange people,And by stranger looking books.You worry over tales you’ve heardOf freshmen treatment rough—You wonder why in hell they madeThe U. of C. so tough.L’Avenir (Continued from Sports page)speaker, who’s everlasting sincerityhas a telling effect upon his audience.“Stagg is a past master in the artof knowing how much a team needsto be “keyed” for a single game andhas performed miracles in arousing anordinary team to great emotionalheights. Every move he makes duringa season is done after hours of con¬centration and contemplation.“A hard man to get to know, thisveteran of the veterans, but once hetakes you into his confidence you arefor Stagg the rest of your life.”A year will pass and then you’ll strideLike monarchs of the earth—The college rules you will ignoreWith sophomoric mirth—You’ll condescend to look aboutAnd lofty interest showIn freshmen who will dodge aroundLike you a year ago!JOHN ALLISON, high potentateof the Phoenix, insists that heglimpsed three freshmeu on campuswho were attired in short panties. Butthen, of course, they may have beena couple of spies from Northwestern.A FEW OF THE TRADITIONALINSTRUCTIONS TO NEWLYHOUSED FROSH1. No matter who a feminine voiceasks for over the house telephone wehave always got somebody by that |name living here.2. And if we haven’t got him, thereis no doubt that somebody, in .thehouse is a dear friend of his who canbe trusted to deliver any messages orto take his place at any rendezvous.'3.. Boys coming home late and some¬what uncertainly at night are not sick.4.. Grads must be treated carefullyand with gusto—we can. never, tell;when it will be necessary to float abond issue for new plumbing.And on “My Impressions of theMidway at Midnight!”Dear Terrible Turk:It is interesting to note that thisyear’s freshmen total 800. Gawd,think of all the papers that will bewritten on “Why I Went to College!!”—Murry.WEARE TOLDTHAT FULLY FIFTYPERCENT OF -OUR STUDENTSENGAGED TO BE MARRIEDARE CO-EDS.EPORTS from the Universitytiue Association of Mortgages in-te an interesting selection of newpus women. We trust that every-g will be done to make them—BOTH Marty Pokrass and Joe Pon-delik, varsity players of past years,were marrried this summer. Adddangers of athletic hearts!FRAT HOUSE DITTYThere’s birds on the mountains thestory books tellAnd of course we have fish in the jsea—If cigarette ashes were good for the jrugsHow perfect our coverings wouldbe! -“Green Cap To Start Season WithLuncheon”—Maroon head. That’sright boys, they always give them agood meal before the execution.THIS HERE WHISTLE COL-YUM is supposed to be run on con¬tributions. Everyone is invited to dothings. Contribs can reach us atthe Faculty Exchange, via the Whis¬tle contrib box outside the Maroonoffice, or they may be wrapped arounda brick and hurled at our manly formas we sqip across the campus.—TERRIBLE TURK. ANNOUNCE Y. M. C. A.MIXER AS SUCCESSTo get the men of the Freshmanclass acquainted with each other theY. M. C. A. arranged a stag whichwas attended by two hundred men,last night in the Reynold’s Club.A boxing stunt, refereed by StewardClarke featured the entertainment.Cider and doughnuts were served.Thomas Paul, with the assistance ofHarry Hagey and Minot Stickneymanaged the affair. STAGG DRILLS TEAM ONFUNDAMENTALS(Continued from Sports page)considered fixtures. Proudfoot andHancock, sophomores, are the best ofthe reserve material for this position.K. Rouse will undoubtedly retain hisjob at center.Capt. Marks will probably play full,with S. Rouse and McKinney or An¬derson at halfbacks. McDonough isslated for the quarterback job, butMacklind will most likely be given achance. McDonough has been shiftedfrom end which he played last seasonto fill this gap. The Florida gamewill be used as a basis for determin¬ing the future first stringers.SPECIAL DESIGN USED FORNEW STADIUM TRACK(Continued from Sports page)One architect, who figured it all outfifty times finally declared that hethought he had the solution. His design was worked up and the track wassurveyed. Before the curb was put insome of Chicago’s veteran athletes triedthe new course and declared themselvemuch pleased with it. Three straightaway stretches havebeen added to the quarter-mile track.One in front of the new north grand¬stand gives a reach of 220 yards. An¬other stretching to the east on the southside ends at the wall of Bartlett Gym¬nasium, and the other on the east sideextends to the souh wall of the field.On the quarter-mile track proper, the straight stretches on the north and southsides extend for 197 fee. The first phaseof the curve, on a radius of 120 feet,extends for 157 feet, the second phaseon a radius of 275 feet extends for 150feet. The third phase is the same asthe first. These measurements are ap¬proximate to give an idea of the layout.Coach Stagg put in many days himself helping to grade cinders, appearing withthe day laborers, hatless and tannedYielding a shovel of the type profession¬ally known as a No. 2. He ordered diegangs about as though they were onlyso many football players in training.For football games, temporary bleach¬ers will be erected over the south andeast sections of the track.A Pen Yon Can Lendwithout a TremorFor its point yields to any handyet resumes its original shapeIts "Permamte” barrel and cap will not breakTHE Parker Duofold pointcombines what you get inno other point—durability andflexibility.This point yields to any styleof writing yet retains its origi¬nal shape. 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