8« !8 PeudUoaU ICowvHowe will nun-age Intramuralsports during thecoming year. ®&e Batfo jlaroonVol. 26 No. 132 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 9, 1926 Price Five Cent*HOWE NEW INTRAMURAL MANAGERSCHOLZ, McGRAW HEAD 1927 CAP AND GOWN JOHN MEYER TOASSIST IN WORKNAME HOLMESNEW WOMEN’SSTAFF OFFICIALHolmes Boynton and JamesHopkins Get ExecutivePositionsRichard Scholz will pilot the edi¬torial end of the Cap and Gown nextyear and Dermont McGraw will man¬age the finances of the book. Thetwo executives were elected yester¬day afternoon.Scholz will be assisted by HolmesBoynton, who was elected ManagingEditor of the annual and McGrawwill have as his assistant James Hop¬kins, assistant Business Manager.Eleven Sophs NamedGertrude Holmes is head of thewomen’s department for next yearand Victoria Smith is in charge ofthe art work.Eleven sopohomore editor wereelected in the editorial departmentand in the business. The As¬sociate editors are: John Glynn, BenPatteron, George Reed, Minot Stick-ney, Robert Pale, Perry Thomas.Elizabeth White, Melba Schumaker,Marjorie Williamson, Ida Snider, |and Catherine Schulz.List ActivitiesScholz, the new editor, is a mem¬ber of Alpha Sigma Phi. He was incharge of the photography and en¬graving departments this year. Mc¬Graw is a member of Delta Upsilon wj1<> will be college marshals andLAST PHOENIX STARS‘MA GOOSE’ RHYMESMother goose rhymes for soph¬isticated children, especially pre¬pared for college students, are afeature of the Final Number ofthe Phoenix. The last publicationof Fred Handschy, the retiringeditor, and his staff, will appearon the campus tomorrow.The last cover has been execu¬ted with an appropriateness be¬fitting the last issue of the year,according to Handschy. RaineyBennett is the artist. Its clever¬ness of design and brilliance ofcolor make it the best cover of theyear, in the opinion of the editor.It is a realistic piece, he says,and not at all funny. The staffboasts more jokes, more drawings,more pictures, more poems—inshort, a longer, bigger and betterFinal number.Girls wishing to sell copies ofthis month’s Phoenix are requestedto report at the office in Ellis hallbefore 8 o’clock Thursday morn¬ing. EXECUTIVES OFDAILY ELECTEDAFTER J3ANQUETFestivities Mark End ofthe Present Year forThe Daily MaroonTAP MARSHALSAT NOON TODAYMerrill Announces HonoredJuniors In Chapel Election ioi executives for TheDaily Maroon during the next yearwill follow a banquet at the South-moor hotel tomorrow night.The candidates for the positionsare: for managing editor, ReesePrice and Walter G. Williamson; forwoman’s editor, Ruth Daniel and■Marjorie Cooper; for business man¬ager; Tom Field, Jack Pincus, FredKretschmer, and Milton Kreines.Invite GuestsThe following guests have beeninvited to this banquet: FrankO’Hara; Kenneth Laird, former edi¬tor, Herbert DeYoung, business man¬ager of last year; Clifton Utley, for¬mer sporting editor, and Mr. Scott.These gentlemen will speak duringdinner!The seniors retiring from the staff Mirror GoverningBoard Calls forNew ManuscriptMirror is calling for a second manu¬script.In preparation for the next annualproduction of the women’s dramaticorganization, the executive board hasput in an early request that plans formanuscripts be launched at once. Thedeadline for all plays will be the firstweek of the Autumn quarter.Prospective playwrights have beenoffered a wide range of subject matterand dramatic form with which to plantheir plays. Musical comedy, operetta,straight drama and even farce will beconsidered. The ideas may be asoriginal as the authors desire. Theplan of the first production, reflectingthe college girl in various phases ofher work and play may suggest otherpossibilities along the same line. How¬ever, the themes may deal with anyother subjects that interest the authors.It has been suggested by the board'that male characters be eliminated asmuch as possible.Everyone is eligible to submit amanuscript. The author need have PLAN CLINICS FORMEDICS’ REUNIONWhile most people come to a re¬union to give “seven for ’98,boys,” eat a dinner, and sing thegood old songs, the alumni ofRush Medical Collge have a moreserious and definite conception ofthe occasion, as evidenced byplans revealed today.A series of clinics and demon¬strations, during the week of June14-18, is scheduled for the medi¬cal school. They are being con¬ducted this year for the first time.Members of the Rush faculty arepresiding over the groups, whichwill cover ten subjects.Briefly the clinics will be ingeneral medicine, neurology, pedi¬atrics, general surgery, and gyne¬cology in the forenoons, and inthe specialties in the afternoon.They will be held at Rush Medi¬cal school, |St. Luke’s hospital,Children’s Memorial hospital, CookCounty Hospital, and affiliated in¬stitutions.will also speak. They are: AllanHeald, editor; Milton Kauffman, Ino v ith thc UniveFsitv-andmanaging editor; Thomas Mulroy,business manager; Gertrude Brom¬berg, woman’s editor; and LelandNeff, assistant business manager.Leo Stone is to be the toast master.Robert Valentine Merrill, marshal ;of the University, will reveal thenames of ten men and ten women |was assistant Business Manager thisyear.George Westerman is sophomoreadvertising manager, John Crowell,circulation manager, Vernon Bairn, aides for 1927 in Junior chapel todayIt was decided to break the precedentthat only a letter should notify thehonored students of their election.Mr. Merrill, acting for President Ma-ELECT HELEN KASKEAND BETSY FARWELLTO Y. W. POSITIONSoffice manager, and Fred Robey, or-, son, will announce the President’sganizations manager. appointees before the coming senior_____ I class.“We feel that the classmates ofthose selected to be marshals andaides have the right to learn of theappointments first,” said Allen Heald,head marshal, “the new marshals willbe named today, and the formal in¬stallation will take place later.”The marshals and aides serve atall University ceremonies involvingthe colleges. Mr. Merrill is replacingthe president in today’s event,Helen Kaske was elected summersecretary of Y. W. C. A. at the finalfirst cabinet meeting of the organ¬ization, and Betsy Farwell was ap¬pointed chairman of the Finance com¬mittee for next year.Tea for all women students attend¬ing the summer schools, to be heldSunday. June 20 at 2:30, will openVV. activities for the new quarter. Theselling of milk as well as sandwichesand can^y in the Y. W. room in IdaNoyes hall will be another feature ofthe summer program, according toKathleen Stewart, president of the or¬ganization. Saturday night dances arealso scheduled on the social calendar.SCATES TO TEACH ATINIDIANA NEXT YEAR PRESENT TROPHIESAT W. A. A. SPRINGDINNER TOMORROWMr. Douglas. E. Scates, an instruc¬tor in the School of Education, willfinish his present courses at the Uni¬versity this quarter and next yearwill offer courses at the University ofIndiana. Mr. Scates has been oncampus for the past two years. Thisquarter he is giving two courses,“Methods in High School Teaching”and “An Introduction to the Psychol¬ogy of Elementary School Subjects.”Mr. Scates will receive his doctor’sdegree in Education at the Univer¬sity this summer. He will startteaching at Indiana during the Autumnsemester. Trophies and medals won through¬out the year in \V. A. A. competi¬tions will be awarded to the win¬ners at the annual Spring banquet,tomorrow 6:30 in Ida Noyes hall.This will be an all-University affairand any woman, whether or not sheis a W. A. A. mmber, is privileged tocome, according to Frances Lawton,president of the organization.Spring-like decorations have beenplanned for the dinner, according toMiss Lawton. Each class as well asalumnae, will be seated at a separ¬ate table. An especial song has beenprovided for each class.“Ticket sales will close today atnoon, and none will be sold at thedoor,” Miss Lawton said. Saleswom¬en are: Benedict, Adele Whitfield,Harriett Lemon, Marian Gates, M.Perrizo, B. Starr, Ann Port, H. Lim¬beck, Marion Woolsey, Ruth Schroe-der, Laura Jacobson, Beatrice Nes-bit, Louise Mueller, Frances Lawton,and Marie Remmert. Oker Taken ToHospital AfterThug EncounterCornelius Oker. freshman swimmingstar and member of Kappa Sigma, liesbetween life and death at the IllinoisCentral hospital, as the result of bisencounter with an intruder who at¬tracted him in the kitchen of theKappa Sig house at 10:30 Monday eve¬ning.Oker was busy with his stewardduties when the man entered throughthe open kitchen door or window andattacked him. In the struggle thatensued the burglar hit the boy onthe head with a chair and escaped withfifteen dollars and the student's watch.Only four other men were in thehouse at the time and they were allupstairs. Hearing a feeble cry bredJones descended to the kitchen tofind Oker unconscious and bleeding.The Hyde Park police held Jones,lEmil Johnson, Norman Kelly andBill Tuach as witnesses but releasedthem the following morning. The at¬tacker has not been apprehended, butdetective squads are combing the ftitywith numerous clues. may be man or woman. All manu¬scripts finished this summer may besent to Betty Graham, 738 S. Harri¬son Avenue, Kankakee, Ill.Six women have been appointed toact on a manuscript committee, thepurpose of which will be the fosteringof interest in the production ofmanuscripts. The following women,members of the committee have beenrequested to meet with Miss Grahamtoday at 2:30 in the Alumnae room ofIda Noyes hall: Margaret Carr, Elea¬nor Metzel, Isabel Bates, Betty Mtir-vai, Ruth DeWitt, and Dorothy Low.FRIAR MANUSCRIPTMUST BE WRITTENBEFORE NEXT FALL SENIOR ROBESAPPEAR TODAYGowns Donned at CeremonyOn “C” BenchY. W., Y. M. HOLDJOINT TEA TODAY■Social service committees of Y.M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A. will holda joint tea today from 3:30 to 5in the south lounge of the Reynolds’club. The announced purpose of thetea is to round up the work of thetwo committees and further to spon¬sor a feeling of friendship, accordingto Mona Flanders, Y. W. C. A. chair¬man.All students tvho have been doingsocial service work at the Settlementhave been invited to attend. MonaFlande»*s and Donald Mack are incharge of the arrangements for this Next year’s Blackfriars show must•he written during the summer monthsas all manuscripts and music must hein the hands of Phil Watrous. thenew Abbot, by December 1, 1926. W a¬trous believes that the summer monthswith little or no scholastic interruptionenables a man to devote all his timeand energy to this important task.The thing is that the show has tak¬en up a lot of time that could havebeen eliminated if the book and musichad been in several months ahead oftime. Ineligibility lias caused manymen to drop out of the show and withless concentrated practice a minimumamount of time will be spent.The books of the most successfulshows have been those that have hada campus atmosphere but that doesnot mean that an off campus showwould not' he acceptable. Satirizationof campus life and the people andregulations that make up our life atChicago offer a fertile field for a goodshow. There is no limit to whichyou can carry the satirization.For the benefit of those who livein Chicago or close proximity, Direc¬tor Coleman will be in Chicago forthe greater part of the summer andBlackfriars have arranged with himthat anyone, who so desires it cancall on him for help in constructionor technique. This should prove aboon for those who have novel ideasand lack the ability to work them upinto a complete show. Seniors attain to the height of theirseniority at noon today, when theentire class of ‘26 will don cap andgown with the attendant ceremonies atthe “C” bench.Although the function was unoffici¬ally scheduled for yesterday, and manyof the graduates trailed their raimentthrough campus at that time, everymember of the class will appear in hisrobes at the scheduled time today.Allen Miller, class president, will pre¬side over the ceremonies. In accord¬ance with time-honored custom, Ade¬laide Ames, vice-president of lastyear's junior class, will present thecap and gown of senorial dignity toCatherine Campbell, vice-president ofthis, year's senior class. Miss Camp¬bell will in turn bestow the symbolupon Ellen .McCracken, vice-presidentof this year’s junior class, at CollegeDay ceremonies Friday.“This is the second year that thegraduating seniors have been distin¬guished by the caps and gowns,” de¬clared Allen Miller, class president.“Last year’s innovation was so suc¬cessful that the event has been adopt¬ed into the traditions of the Univer¬sity.”The seniors will wear their capsand gowns for the remainder of theirundergraduate careers.ART CLUB CHOOSESEXECUTIVES TODAY OF DEPARTMENTWeddell, Johnson, Wallaceand Farwell ReceiveJunior PostsJohn Howe and John Meyer wereelected to the two Senior positions asmanager and assistant manager of theIntramural department for the com¬ing year at the annual elections stag¬ed yesterday.The new manager, Howe, is presi¬dent of the Junior class, has man¬aged the Winter and Spring scheduleof sports, and is a member of thewater polo team, Owl and Serpent,and Delta Chi.Meyer ActiveMeyer was in charge of the fallspdrts sponsored by the organiza¬tion and at the present time is com¬pleting his third year of work. Heis editor of the 1926 Cap and Gown,Oi*ganizations manager of the recentInterscholastic track and field meet,and member of Iron Mask, Owl andSerpent, and Psi Upsilon fraternity.Three Junior positions were filled'—those of carnival manager andFall, Winter and Spring sports man¬agers for the next school year.Name Carnival ManagerWilliam Weddell, member of PhiKappa Psi, and Skull and Crescentmanaged the swimming carnival lastfall, the indoor carnival during theWinter quarter, and the outdoor fes¬tival this spring, will take the postof Carnival manager.The position of Fall Sports man¬ager was awarded to Arnold Johnson.He managed touchball, golf and crosscountry events this year, and waschairman of the Reception commit-te for the recent Interscholastic trackmeet. Kappa Sigma claims him asa member.Wallace Follows HoweGordon Wallace will follow Howeas manager of the Winter Sports.This year he was in charge of bas¬ketball, bowling, handball, foul shoot¬ing, and wrestling. He is a memberof Phi Kappa Sigma.As the Spring Sports manager, thedepartment chose Lalon Farwell ofPhi Kappa Psi fraternity. He wasin charge of tennis, indoor baseball,and golf as a sophomore. Farwell isa member of Score club and IronMask.WELCOME KAPPA NUTO FRATERNITY ROWTHROUGH PURCHASEA tea followed by a short busi¬ness meeting and election of officersfor next year will be held by theArt club tomorrow at 4:30 in Clas¬sics 20. This will be the last socialgathering of the quarter, accordingto Isabelle Williams, president of theorganization. A program has beenbeen arranged and all persons inter¬ested in art have been invited toattend.The Art Club is a student organ¬ization connected with the Art de¬partment of the University, underthe direction of Prof. Walter Sar-gent. Kappa Nu has purchased the houseat 5629 University Avenue, until re¬cently the home of Dean McClintock.The brothers expet to redecorate thehouse within the next few weeks,paying special attention to the firstfloor, which is going to be entirelyremodeled.The house, of twelve rooms, willbe occupied during the summer. Ithas three floors, and is built of redbrick. New furniture is to be boughtfor the house so that everything willbe in shape for the next school year.Kappa Nu expects to open the au¬tumn quarter with a house warmingat which the campus will be enter¬tained.Hjarold Laden, president of thechapter, says that the new house,which is to succeed the one at 5719Kenwood Avenue at present occu¬pied by the fraternity, is expected toserve the chapter well and will be ascomfortable as anyone could desire.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 9, 1926 alaiUj iflaromtFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL 8TUDBNT NEWSPAPER OP THE UNIVERSITY OP CHICAGOPublished mornings, except 8*torday, Sands/ and Moods/, daring the Autumn,Vinter and Spring quarters by The Dali/ Maroon Company. Subscription rates:M.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postotflce. Chicago, Illinois, March 18,1906. pnder the act of March 3, 187$.The DlnJfr Earoon expressly reserves all rights of publication of auy materialappearing In thla paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Frees AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women's EditorReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News EditorHarry L. Shlaes Sports EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Women’s EditorKuth Daniels .. Assistant Women's EditorAlta Cundy Social Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTLeland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerFrederick Kretschmer, Circulation ManagerGeorge Gruskin Classified ManagerJack Pincus AuditorWORKQTUDENTS are charged with wasting their time on meetings, con-^ ferences, and committees. College activities, it is held, are over¬organized. The charge has truth in it. Too many students try forbig jobs simply because they want big titles after their names in theyearbook. Too many of those jobs exist just so that so many bigtitles may be passed around. Too many wheels revolve just becausetheir revolution is a pretty sight.Nevertheless, there is a brighter side of the picture. In thecollege activities are men and women who work well and unself¬ishly. Big organizations are built up, and effectively operated.Original ideas appear, find their proper place, and go to work.A track meet is held; eight hundred high school athletes arebrought together from forty-seven states. The meet itself is arrang¬ed; the men must be entertained and shown the town and the Uni¬versity; the more promising of them must be intensively rushedagainst heavy competition; and for these ends the energy of thewhole student body must be enlisted. The job is done. It is di¬rected by a graduating senior. There are no titles for him to win,no honors to try for. He does the jt>b because the job is to bedone.Such work is worth something. It inspires those who see it; iteducates its participants. When such work is done in the collegeactivities, we must accept the activities as a real part of collegetraining. Social SphereWant Ads 16. Reserve seat now. E. C. Scott,5731 Kenwood, Midway 2049.FORD B A R G A I N—1926 FordTouring. Run only 550 miles. Perfectcondition. Testimonials from hun¬dreds as t oits value. Neew jack, al¬though the car has one. RUN do notWALK to 5747 University Avenue,and ask for Tom Mulroy.FOR RENT—1373 East 57th St.,2nd fid.—3 rooms: living room, bedroom and kitchen. New furniture.$55 1377 East 57th St., 2nd fir. iPrivate bath, 3 rooms: living room,bed room and kitchen, newly decor¬ated, and new furniture, $65. Oneseven room apartment, unfurnished,$80. 2-3 room apartments unfur¬nished, $50-$40.TWO CENTS per mile to KansasCity or intermediate points via St.Louis, in Franklin car, starting June STUDENT will give her super¬vision and care to children duringsummer in her own home, near Jack-son Park. Phone Plaza 0346 after 7p. m.FOR SALE—Ladies wearing ap¬parel. Shoes size 7b, dresses, latestmodels, size 18. Reasonable. Mrs. J.H. Millar, 7246 Cole Avenue, Sag¬inaw 4675. By Alta Bee CundyFarewells arc usually teary affairs,rather funerial in their execution, andyet this Sphere has only gaiety to re¬port in its farewell functions, for it isa happy social season that marks thefew days remaining in this schoolquarter. If the readers can look pastthe dreariness of midnight crammingprevious to the terrors of an exam inPol. Econ., they can live too in thissphere of congeniality.Fraternity “Sing”“Sing,” of course, is the event whichcalls forth the interest of every stu¬dent whether he is already engrossedin the quarter finals which alwaysbring the regret of neglected studies orwhether he is one of the proud capand gown paraders, or whether he isthe graduate of the “Way BackWhen”—all of them are awaiting theone event, “Sing.” That too is thenight of fraternity and club reunionswhen reminiscing of the Universitythat used to be is reiterated and ex¬aggerated upon for the benefit of thepresent participants who retaliate withthe campus talk of today. Saturdayevening every ckfb, fraternity andUniversity organization has plannedreunion dinners and the sojourn to theCircle where the thirty-two fraterni¬ties meet to sing their respective na¬tional and local songs.Phi Delta UpsilonPrevious to the Sing, Phi Delta Up¬silon is having a reception in IdaNoyes Hall from four to six.Maroon Staff BanquetThursday evening finds the MaroonStaff entertaining old and new mem¬bers at a banquet at the SouthmoorHotel Mr. Kenneth 'Laird and Mr.Frank O’Hara are the guests of theMaroon Staff for that evening.Mortar Board DanceOn Friday evening the MortarBoard is giving its annual Spring par¬ty, a dinner dance at the Skokie Coun¬try Club.Pi Delta Phi TeaFor a Parents tea at the ShorelandHotel on Sunday are the invitationsissued recently by Pi Delta Phi.Fraternity Club PartiesAfter the exams, to celebrate theclose of Spring quarter, several frat-| ernities and clubs find the time mostappropriate to enjoy parties. To em¬phasize this farwell gaiety, we noticethat Kappa Sigma is entertainingboth on the afternoon and evening ofWednesday, June 16. The Seniors ofthe chapter are being entertained by theremaining members at a tea dance;they are reciprocating by inviting theTHE HOMESTEAD HOTEL5610 Dorchester Ave.Attractive Home for University PeopleGood Food CleanlinessQuiet Comfort Reasonable RatesWHY KEEP HOUSE?ROOM for light housekeeping, $120for the quarter. Use of house, familyaway. Midway 7678.FOR SALE —Marmon touring inexcellent condition. Best offer takesit as immediate sale must be made.This car never fails, ask anyone whohas ridden in it. Cal! Herb DeYoungat Fairfax 8168. Surell’s Beauty Shop1451 E. 57th StreetFairfax 2007Expert beauty work in all branchesOpen Tues., Thurs., and Fri. Eves.UNIVERSITY STUDENTSFOUNTAIN SERVICE AND LIGHT LUNCHES ARE BEST ATWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPCORNER FIFTY-FIFTH AT UNIVERSITY AVENUEFresh Home Made CandiesBe kind to them!When the old timers come back to the house andbemoan their inability to find comfort and relaxa¬tion on the old fraternity bed—send them over tothe Windermere. They deserve a real night’s restafter making the weary pilgrimage to Chicago andundergoing the strain of having to act like under¬graduates again.¥t(otelsjifindermere/J V’CHICAGO’sVt MOST HOMELIKE HOTELS"50th Street at Hyde Park Blvd. Telephone Fairfax 6000.'>#9 icei Ul *n jiiuaB anu iti iatut Xfviftltfifc ovuilt 4H Pftjlc. “NfO SE R—vfte Business College with aUniversity AtmosphererBeginning on the first ofApril , July, October, and Jan¬uary, we conduct a Special,complete, intensive three-months course in stenographywhich is open toCOLLEGEGRADUATES ANDUNDERGRADUATESONLYEnrollments for this coursemust be made before the open¬ing day—preferably some timein advance, to be sure of aplace in the class.Stenography opens the wayto independence, and is a verygreat help in any position inlife. The ability to take short¬hand notes of lectures ser¬mons, conversations, and inmany other situations is agreat asset.Bulletin on RequestNo Solicitors EmployedPaul Moser, J. D., Ph. B.,President.116 S. Michigan Ave.12th Floor Phone Randolph 4347Only High School Graduate**are ever enrolled at MOSERGirl*, only, in the day arhnol | F. Laune, Wiebolt Foundation, 4:30,/Cobb 109.hosts of the tea dance to an eveningdance at the chapter house.Phi Kappa Psi has invited guests toa dinner dance that same evening. Del¬ta Sigma Phi has issued invitations toa house dance; Zeta Beta Tau is alsoentertaining at their residence. PsiUpsilon has chosen the Oak ParkCountry to give their Spring Partythis year on this Wednesday night.Quadranglar has extended invita¬tions to their guests on the same eve¬ning at the Skokie Country Club.Senior Class AffairsThe Senior Class finds this week tobe perhaps the gayest and yet saddestweek of their college career. Theircalendar lists such as these:Th Senior Class breakfast on Mon¬day, June 14 at 11:30 in the Cloisterof Ida Noyes. Junior, Senior Base¬ball game at 11, and the class exercis¬es at 2.Convocation ReceptionThe President and Mrs. Mason in¬vite the Seniors to the ConvocationReception Monday evening from 9 to11 at Hutchinson Hall.Spring ConvocationTuesday marks the One HundredForty-First Convocation held in Hut¬chinson Court at 3:30 p. m.Rush Medical BanquetAt seven that evening there is thejoint banquet of faculty and Alumniof Rush Medical College of the Uni¬versity.| What's On TodayPhi Beta Kappa dinner, 6:30, Quad¬rangle club.Arts club tea and election of officers4:30, Classics 20.Public lecture, Divinity School, theRev. W. C. Bitting, 4:30 in Theology106.Public lecture, Graduate School ofSocial Service Administration, Ferris Radio lecture from Mitchell Tower through station WLS, 10:35 A. M.Readings in Modern Literature” byMr. Ernest Hanes of the UniversityHigh School faculty.GROWTHDeposits December 31, 1921 . . .. $ 405,554.16Deposits December 31, 1922 ... . ... 1,642,441.96Deposits December 31, 1923 . . . . 2,538,259.49Deposits December 31, 1924 . .. . . . 3,134,987.17Deposits December 31, 1925 . . . . .... 3,722,515.89Deposits April 12, 1926 .... 3,870,256.59On the Outside, Looking inMay 27 When I climbed down into the crowd the otherday and started around among our customers, Ididn’t know just what to expect * * * * Perhaps Ishould find that in a year behind the megaphoneI had learned to pitch my voice too high and noone had been able to hear the weighty messagesfrom our Press * * * *But it didn’t take long to see that when we ringup the curtain on “The Nature of the World andof Man” there will be a big audience ready * * * *The third thousand are already filing in to get aglimpse of what Henry C.Morrison propounds in“The Practice of Teaching in the SecondarySchool,” and they’re lining up pretty rapidly forOtto F. Bond’s “An Introduction to the Study ofFrench” * * * *• That’s what I found in front of the educationaltent * * * * Our Press isn’t exactly a three-ringcircus, but we do have a variety of offerings forthe public, and I was glad to overhear also all sortsof compliments for Arthur W. Ryder’s translationof “The Panchatantra,” for John Powell’s “Howto Write Business Letters,” Charles W. Gilkey’s“Jesus and Our Generation,” and Percy H. Boyn¬ton’s “London in English Literature” * * * *I hope they keep on coming, and that they will likeour big Fall show * * * *What the advertising manager of theUniversity of Chicago Press mighthave tent ten in his diary if he had one(8377)Nab© sal stars pre-pare far meet thisweek-ead. The DailyWednesday Morning SPORTS roon Net finals in the In¬tramural competitiontake place today.June 9, 1926STARS ARRIVE FOR NATIONAL MEETPlace and Hoppe Win Way to I-M Net Finals; Battle for Title TodayN BETAS AND ZETABETCS PLAY FORDOUBLES TITLEPlay at Three O’clockOn VarsityCourtsSpring intramurals will come to asignificant close this afternoon whenthe tennis finals will he played. Cap¬ping a great year in intramural his¬tory the. racket-wielders will take thevarsity courts at 3 o’clock this after¬noon to deckle the singles and doubleschampionships.In the doubles match the Zeta BetaTau team. Schier and Flexner, willoppose the* Beta Theta Pi team, Placeand Fisher, and Place will later playHoppe, unattached, in the singles fin¬al. The Beta Theta couple are fav¬ored to win due to their smashingpreliminary victories.Tough Semi-FinalsThe Zeta Bete team earned theirway to the finals by defeating theJunker-DcBois pair 1-6, 10-8, 0-3. I heBetas reached the final stage throughtheir victory over the Sigma Nil’s by6-1, 75. 64 scores. Hoppe beat Jun¬ker 6-3, 4-6, 6-4 to win his way to thetop of the singles matches and Placewon his semi-finals match by 10-8,6-4, 3-6, 6-3 counts.Consolation DoublesThe Sigma Nil team, composed ofClark and Widmann, won the consola¬tion match for third place yesterdayafternoon when they defeated Junkerand DeBois in straight sets. 6-3, 6-4.6-4.The Sigma Nu artists played stead¬ier tennis and consdqu'ently finallywon out. The match as a whole lack¬ed color and spirit. There were goodshots and bail ones, and it lackedchampionship flavor. Ihe winners wonthe first set chiefly through ratherconsistent placing, the losers hittingthe ball often into the net. The 2ndset the losers threatened but were notsteady enough. The best tennis cameout in the final round when with thescore at four all the Sigma Nu pairtightened up and were able to with¬stand the fighting efforts of the losers. Take Pictures OfI-M Winners TodayWinners and runners-up in thevarious Intramural sports for thisspring are requested to report forteam pictures at Bartlett Gymnas¬ium, 1 o’clock today.It is important that all teamsreport at this time and promptlyas it will be the last chance to takethe photographs this year. A spe¬cial photographer has been se¬cured, and the pictures will betaken on the steps at the main en¬trance to the gym. If possible, thevarious teams should be outfittedin the athletic paraphenalea whichgoes with the sport that they won,as this adds to the pictures.These photographs are of no lit¬tle value as they constitute rec¬ords of significant victories. Theyappear in such publications as theCap and Gown, and Intramuralyearly handbooks. They are alsoput on the walls of the I-M officeas a “hall of fame” for intramuralsports.Aqua-Polo ArtistsKeep In PracticeFrosh poloers have been put inup a mighty fine series of competi¬tion against the varsity men for thepast few weeks. Although officialtraining has been discontinued, thefrosh water artists are determined tomake good next fall and have beentaking all time possible to get inshape.Cornelius Oker, frosh swim teamcaptain, has been doing exceptionallyfine work in polo practice. He is notonly fast at crawl but can handle theslippery leather with perfect ease.Cornie has been more concerned withbreaking the crawl record that withpracticing his mainstay, backstroke.Dick Hough, Lavezzorrio and Rit-tenhouse have been doing steadypolo swimming and are to back thevarsity men in future competition.Hough and Lavezorrio will see theirfirst year of competition with thepassing of summer, while Rittenhousewas one of the swim stars in lastseason’ dual. WOMEN ATHLETESHOLD HELD DAYField day was celebrated by mem¬bers of the physical education depart¬ment yesterday afternoon at DudleyField. The opening event was a par¬ade of all the class teams in the depart¬ment. Each team member was dress¬ed in some sort of a costume. Judgesawarded the first prize for the bestcostumes to the members of t ie Leap¬ing Lena team who paraded in a‘iLeaping Lena” human powered ma¬chine. Members of the team are;Sinn, See, Aram, (capt.l, Robinson,Searles, Swift, Viall, Wargo,* Wesley.The) second prize was awarded tomembers of the V. B. K. team, thename standing for the Volley BallKids.Following the parade volley ballgames were held between the variousclass teams. Winners of the eventwere the V. B. K. team. Members ofof tips tehm arc Mildred Heindle,captain, Helen Bryanslcas, 1‘auline An-drlulus, Ruth Egdorf, Louise Majon-nier, Marianna Dean, Hannah Sigal,Adelheid Tucks, and Charlotte Greer.The University record in the highjump was broken by Margaret Harri¬son who made the record of a 4’5”jump while the highest record madepreviously was 4’4". Miss Harrisonalso received the greatest number ofindividual points, getting 23.The track championship was wonby the junior women with a total of12 7-6 points. The freshmen womenplaced second with 11 17-29 points, fol¬lowed by the sophomores with 98-9points. Seniors and freshmen womentied for the interclass cun.The final event on the program wasa University-alumnae baseball game.Members of the alumnae team wereMary Brock, pitcher, Lillian Robbins,catcher, Beulah Burk, first base, AliceHall, seaond base, Lillian Klein,third base, and Helen Fortune, Mrs.Curtis, Valesha Phiffer, fields. FOUR LETTER MENOF TITLE WINNINGGYM TEAM REMAINFlexner, Davidson, PointTo Olympics; StrongSquad AssuredBy Gen FlorezHoffer’s men, after finishing an im¬mensely successful season in captur¬ing both the Big Ten and NationalChampionships, are beginning to thinkof next season’s competition. Wiscon¬sin and Minnesota have exceptionallygood teams and will be the strong¬est contenders for high honors in thegym events. Coach Hoffer is verypleased with the results of the pastcompetition and harbors high hopesfor the future.Captain Davidson, who distinguish¬ed himself as individual laurel holderin past meets’will have three other let¬ter men to back him next winter. QuinnNelson and Flexner three out the fivesatellites are to be back. Conner andPaisley are being lost by graduationand will be very much missed sincetheir skill in exhibition as well as theirtechnique was far above par.Prepare for OlympicsDavidson and Flexner are startingpractice for Olympic competition of1928, when they will be finishing theirschool career. Hoffer thinks veryhighly of both men and believes themto have a good chance in participat¬ing in the international tourney. Whilethe two stars are preparing themselves,Hoffer is working the other men inhopes of entering a erbw of four menin next year’s National A. A. U. Wolverine TennisStars Seek TitleEast Lansing, Mich.—Seventy-nine athletes from 13 differentMichigan college tennis teams willopen the first round of play in theintercollegiate tennis meet Thurs¬day at East Lansing when the of¬ficial state championship will bedetermined.The leading contenders for thetitle, in view of their records dur¬ing the season, are Michigan State,Western Normal, the Universityof Detroit, Detroit City collegeand Grand Rapids Junior college.Last year the meet was won byWestern Normal, with Hart thewinner of the singles champion-hip.Thirty-six teams are entered inthe doubles. The play on the eol-Ige courts will be continuous fromThursday until Saturday.FROSH PLAY FORTENNIS NUMERALSBADGER CREW GOESEAST FOR ANNUALCOLLEGE REGETTAThe University of Wisconsin, tamedfor its crew teams, and representativeof the West in the Intercollegiate Re-getta to be held at Poughkeepsie, N.Y., on June 28. is showing up well inearly drills, according to reports.Coach “Dad” Vail and his Badgercrew have undergone several trialspins tip the Hudson, and already, inonly a week’s time is showing up wellin comparison with the other teamsthere. Columbia and Pennsylvania,eastern rivals, are also working outdaily and look to be the class of thefield, along with the Badgers. Thereare seven other crews practicing atPoughkeepsie now.It was necessary for Dean Owenof the engineering school to accom¬pany the team east, as the Wisconsinoarsmen were in the midst of June ex¬aminations which they could not miss,because of eligibility rules.LEARN T© DANCE WELLTAKE A FEW LESSONS NOWTeresa Dolan Dancing School1218 Eaat 63rd Street, near WeedlewnClaaeee Nightly et 8:66 end Sunday* 2:86to 6:06. Charleston, Saturday. Privatelessons any time, day <t< evening.PHONE HYDE PARK 3086 THE BEST FIRST MORTGAGEREAL ESTATE BONDSIN CHICAGOSEE US, WE SELL ON THEPARTIAL PAYMENT PLAN$100.00 Bond$10.00 Starts You On aBaer Eisendrath & Co.208 S. LaSalle StreetWabash 0208Campus Representatives:Jot. L. Eisendrath, Jr.Simon Lesser | ^Jhe largest sellingquality pencilthe worldSuperlative in quality,the world-famousimmsYpencdsgive best service andlongest wear.Plain ends, per doz. $1.00Rubber ends, per doz. 1.20cAt all dealeriAmerican Lead Pencil Co.UOFiftU.. NY Sixteen men, the pick of the Fresh¬men tennis players will vie witheach other today for places on theFreshmen team The coveted num¬erals will be awarded to those whosurvive the three days’ play.First round matches must be com¬pleted today, in order to finish thetournament by Friday, according toCoach Hoffer who is handling the playoff for Dr. Reed. Men who fail toappear for their matches tomorrowmust forfeit in order that the brac¬kets can be completed and numeralsawarded this week.The sixteen men who will vie forthe positions are the survivors ofthe tennis class and intramural tour¬naments. Those of the latter whoare expected to furnish the class ofthe tournament are Place and Clark.Class tounanient semi-finalist whosurvived the eighty who have beenplaying for the past two weeks, areLsser, Erickson, Hebert and Powell.Following are today’s drawings:Place vs. PowellHipsch vs. HarmonBennett vs. RoterusHebrt vs. AbbottWhitney vs. FisherReich vs. LesserKeefer vs. SissionErickson vs. ClarkAll matches will be held on theregular varsity courts. The semi¬finals should be reached by Thurs¬day evening. LEADING INDIVIDUAL TRACK MENOF NATION ASSEMBLE FOR ANNUALNATIONAL INTERCOLLEGIATE MEETTo Be Held At Grant Park Stadium On Friday and Saturday;Wolverines and Coast Stars Among Early^ Arrivals; Stagg Enters Six MenBy Bob StemNow that the Prep Interscholastichas passed into athletic history afterits recent successful performance, theinterest of the Chicago track enthusi¬ast turns with rising enthusiasm tothe National Intercollegiate Track andField Championships which are to beheld in the Grant Park Stadium on thecoming Friday and Saturday. Ihemeet as in former years will be heldunder the direction of the University’sathletic staff and all plans arc beingmade to make the affair one of themightiest that has ever been held.The best of the college athletes fromevery section of the nation are begin¬ning to arrive already—so that theymay have time to train into perfectcondition for their events. The Uni¬versity of Southern California team-men, winners of the Eastern Inter¬collegiate title are here now and areworking out daily at Stagg Field. Capt.Bud Houser who holds the world’srecord for the shot put is with them.Wolverines StrongMichigan, Western Conference titleholder, will he represented by afull team of its best men. The re-nowned Hesterv in the century dashevent, Nirthrup in the javelin, andseveral other star performers all planto carry back their individual cham¬pionships with them.Coach Stagg is sending six of Chi¬cago’s best to uphold the prestige ofthe University. Captain Jimmy Cu¬sack, Captain Elect Bert McKinney,Berg, Morrison. Rouse, and Buck Ol-win are the six chosen. They un¬doubtedly will place in several of theevents. The prowess of the runnersis well known to followers of the cin¬der sport, and though Rouse and Ol-win have been somewhat jinxed intheir recent efforts, their practice work¬ outs have shown that they have realchampionship ability in the discus andhammer events.No Team ScoresThe rest of the sectional champions, in¬cluding Stanford, will also be here, forthe meet is open only to the athleteswho have won their sectional titles.The primary purpose of the meet is tosettle the question as to just who isthe nation’s best in each individualevent. However, no team scores arekept nor is any team trophy awarded,but the man who wins in each event isgiven the title of national champion inhis specialty.Bud Houser of the University ofSouthern California, holder of theworld’s discus record is working out onStagg Field daily in preparation for themeet on Saturday. He has been givingsome of the ambitious Maroon discusthrowers some valuable pointers on tohurl the saucer with the least effort.Salamowitz and Fouche of the Chi¬cago track squad have been workingout with him daily to learn the finerpoints of the art.Practice On Stagg FieldHouser’s teammates, Grumbles andDye, are also furnishing the track fanswho frequent Stagg Field with someeyefuls of keen hurdling when theystepped the high hurdles in practice inless than : 15, which means that Guthrieand Werner of the Big Ten will have ajob on their hands to defeat the Pacificcoast speedsters. Southern Californiawon the Eastern Intercollegiate lastweek and looks like the favorite bestteam to win team honors although norecord is kept of team points in thismeet. Houser will wear the colorsof the U. S. C. for the last time onSaturday and will endeavor to breakthe world’s record in the shot put andthe discus, his specialties.Are You a Craftsman?Skilled craftsmen with an edu¬cation are in demand as teachersin vocational schools. Are you anArchitectural DraftsmenBakerBarberBricklayer and PlastererCarpenterElectricianFoundrymanMachinistPainter and DecoratorPlumber and Steam FitterPrinterSheet Metal \VorkerStationary Engineer—Positions in the above craftsand others are open now and inSeptember. Write, giving full par¬ticulars with reference to age, ex¬perience, education and salary ex¬pected. Address, State Board ofVocational Education, Madison,Wis BLUE BOARoAmerica’s Favorite Fine TobaccoFor Twenty Yearsthis rare blend has always won theenthusiasm of men who take pridein the refinements of pipe smoking.One mantells anotherPage four^ WhistleCONCERNING A WELL-KNOWNEXTRACTIVE INDUSTRYWhenever he asked Dad for cash.Some high scenes were enacted;The cold refusals to his criesWould leave him quite distracted.At last he hit upon a schemeWhich was to Dad directed.Instead of yelling futile pleasHe was calm, and collected! ! THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESdXy, JUNE 9, 1926YESTERDAY they took the handsoff that openwork clock on the frontof Cobb. The officials reassure us,however, that this will in no way im¬pair our regular game of using it toguess the right time.To the Rear; March!Dear Turk:'Now I’m not a guy for makingtrouble, nor do I believe in interferingwith the regular course of campusamusements. But why, why do themembers of the Military Science de¬partment assemble with their tele¬scopes and binoculars in back of Fos¬ter Hall?—Not LeoImpossible “Are youse Abe Linken?" this birrudasks Tim.“No,” sez Tim. “i m joner finishinghis toilet after his second day out.Didnt youse rekognize me?”“No. guess l dident.” seys the birdfrom the fertilizer dept. “But I’m sureglad to have met youse cauz I gottasee you.'e after j see Geo. Washingtonand give him a letter I gotta get sinedby Napoleun frum Abe Linken. Igotta go now and find Mr. Linken.”“f wish yez luk1" sed Tim and hesawed off some more hoofs from aded horse.—Ken“I know.” sneered the cynical In¬eligible. “that most of these Seniorsare dead from the neck up, but is thatany reason for wrapping them in blackswaddling sheets?” The thoughts that crowd your wrink¬led brainAre faded as your hatYou know that Life’s a PASSINGDream,And still you’ll flunk me flat?”—GeoGTHE Cap and Gown business de¬partment has stored all their year¬books under close guard in the Book¬store. This, it will be understood, isnothing more than an underhandedblow at the records of some of ourcharming classmates who so far intheir college career have progressed oncomplimentary tickets and false pre¬tenses.TO A PROF“Good-morning, Sir, there’s just onethingI’d like to ask of youThroughout ycur whole philosophyThere’s nothing very new; TOUGHTis a blow to Senior dignityAs their lofty brows perspireFrom wearing yards of draperyTo be taken for the Choir! *—AtlasCollege Marshals are excused fromthe final examinations! ! $5&!3**??!If you get what I mean . . .—TERRIBLE TURKTurk:S Janet Goodebench. That’s bad fitting on the C—The SpyBACK OF DE YARDS FOIBLEYou see it happened in de gluewoiks. We was sawin off horsez hoofswhich we dont use ter make glu witbut makes gelatin from when in bustsa guy sent over from de fertilizer dept,that has a funny air about him.“Saw youse guys,” pipes dis bird,“which one of youse is Abe Linken.”He looked so serius I had to believehe wassant kiddin. so I said that thatwas him standin in that pool of bludover thier and I pointed to Tim Mur-fey, de formen. How DidYour GartersLookThis Morning?GEORGE FROST COM PANYMAKERSPOSTON No MoreSkidding Garters!AGRIPPA - WEB makes garters act in anentirely new way—and only in Bostons canthis web be had. Even when worn very looseit will not slip. It cannot curl and yet it isremarkably soft and light. Here in fact is apractical, comfortable, ventilated'web garter.In many pleasing colors, 50c the pair. 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