ion 9 mSeniors doncap and gowns to¬morrow noon atSenior Bench. TwatUoat jtfomBuy Your Cap and Gown®be Batlp jHaroon Continue Se¬nior Class GiftDrive; TackleGreeksVol. 26 No. 131 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, JUNE 8, 1926 Price Five CentsPhi Delts CopDecorations CupPhi Delta Theta fraternity wonfirst prize for Interscholastic decor¬ations. This is the second year insuccession that the Phi Delt boyshave monopolized the huge lovingcup given by the athletic depart¬ment for the best house decorationsduring Interscholastic week.The winners had a huge canvasout in front of their house whichrepresented a side show at a circus.In place of the usual signs depict¬ing snake eaters and knife swallow¬ers, the pitchers told about famoushammer throwers, hurdlers and highjumper, sThe committee of judges award¬ed second prize to Kappa Sigmawho had their house all dolled upwith bunting and over it was a hugeelectric sign welcoming the boys.Third prize was won by DeltaUpsilon. The boys over on Black-stone Avenue had a huge seal of theUniversity which was lit up afternight.SOLICIT GREEKSIN SENIOR DRIVEFOR CLASS GIFTJohn Barton Appointed toHead the FraternityRepresentatives /John K. Barton, of Kappa Sigma,has been appointed head of a driveamong fraternity seniors for the re¬maining $8,(WO needed to complete the1936 class gift of $20,000.Of the 500 members of the seniorclass only 240 have thus far subscribedto the drive, according to Seward Co¬vert, class treasurer. The $12,000 con¬tributed has been the donations ofwomen and non-fraternity men prin¬cipally,” declared Covert. “In orderto exhort the fraternity men to sub¬scribe to the drive we have decidedto reach them through personal con¬tact. Barton has appointed one grad¬uating senior in each fraternity to col¬lect the contributions of his fellow-classmen in the house. W ith thismethod it is hoped that the class quotawill be reached this week.”Appoint CommitteeThe committee selected by Bartonis as follows: Robert A. (.arr. DeltaKappa Epsilon; Paul C. Cullom, PhiKappa Psi, Ashford M. Wood, BetaTheta Pi; Edward Scott, Sigma Chi;Charles Johnson, Phi Delta Theta;Stuart Lytle, Psi Upsilon; WilliamHahn, Alpha Sigma Phi; Frank Car¬penter, Delta Tau Delta; GrahamHagey, Chi Psi; John Garcia, DeltaUpsilon; Russell Taylor. Phi GammaDelta; Gordon Smith, Sigma AlphaEpsilon; Brooks Blossom, Delta Chi;Walter Stevens, Sigma Nu; KennethWard, Alpha Tau Omega; Ray John¬son, Phi Kappa Sigma; Rufus Poole,Acacia; William Harrington, DeltaSigma Phi; John Petrolewitz, TauKappa Epsilon; William Duther,Lambda Chi Alpha; Martin Pokrass,Kappa Nu; Don Sabath, Phi BetaDelta; Theodore Zolla, Phi SigmaDelta; Martin Carlson, Phi Pi Phi.When the remaining $8,000 has beencollected, the senior class will turn itover to the Board of Trustees of theUniversity to serve as a foundation forthe Ernest DcWitt Burton Memorial; members of the Senior team will beFund. This fund, which will eventual-1 Walter Schaefer. Charles Andersonly amount to $200,000, w ill be set I Seward Co\ert,aside, and the interest from it will en¬dow a distinguished service profess¬orship, to pay the salary and ex¬penses of one man who has distinguish¬ed himself and the University in hisfield of research. Wherein Is Toldthe Wearing Taleof Puzzled PeteThey’re calling up the Ad depart-1ment of The Daily Maroon office these jdays to find out what’s what in wear- ;ing apparel. Where the connection jcomes in no one seems to know. You jsee it was like this. The phone rang, j“Is this the Maroon office,” asked ja masculine voice.“Yes,” replied the Ad department, j“what can I do for you.”“Well,” said the mainline voice.“I’m going to the Senior ball at theUniversity of Illinois and I want toknow what to wear.”“A very touchy problem indeed,” CAMPUS COACHNAMES CHAMPPOLO COMBINEMacGillivray Selects All-Conference WaterPolo TeamCoach W. E. MacGillivray has beenappointed by Frank Sullivan, editor ofthe Yearly Swim book, to pick out anAll-Conference Watbr Polo team. TheCoach is well known in swim circlesas an aquatic demon, having held sev¬eral records in years past, and at pres¬ent being mightily interested in I. A.C. games. Mac has turned out twogood swimming teams and has of¬fered close competition by coachinga water polo crew' that was hard toUPPERCLASSMENTO CROSS BATSSchedule Junior Senior BaftGame Monday beat. His ability as referee and keen-replied the Ad department with their1 ness of judgment have been factorsusual politeness and courtesy. considered in the honor of accepting“That’s why I called you,” continued j his choicc of water men for the svvimI book.{ After being advised by some of theBig Ten coaches, our campus sponsordecided upon the following men. Cof-! fel of Illinois and his team mate Pow-the finely modulated masculine voice.“Well,” said the Ad department| suavly, “there is a style for every oc-| casion. Now 1 would suggest a nice! white pair of flannel trousers, a darkdouble breasted coat, black shoes, ai black bow tie of modest tint. And,”continued the Ad depatment smackingits lips, “if you wear the suggestedapparel 1 am sure you will slidethrough o. k.” And the ad department! lit a camel with beautiful precision. ers. Sorenson and Lambert of Iowa.Petrolowitz and Hall of Chicago andCorbett of Northwestern.The second team has given thecoach considerably worry, but afterserious meditation he decided on alikely seven man combination, choos¬ing Corrington and Martin of North-The Juniors and Seniors will playtheir annual baseball game, Mondayat 10:30, preceding the Senior break¬fast. jThe game is a part of the annual |College day which comes on the Mon- jday before graduation. Immediately -following the game the Seniors will !go to Ida Noyes Hall wdiere the break- Ifast will be served.After the breakfast the Seniors willagain meet the Juniors in HarperCourt. At this time the Senior presi¬dent will give the Gavel to the Juniorclass president.Batteries for the Seniors will beWalter Stevens and Fred Hobschcid,Stevens pitching and Hobscheid doingthe receiving behind the plate. Other And when the editor was informed | western, Gilchrist and Krogh of Chi- jof the new capacity in which his ad j cag0i Blackman .of Illinois and his jdepartment was operating lie smiled. : water-partner Quackenbush, with Gow !of Michigan completing the lineup.MacGillivray has been elated overthe fact that he has a nucleus of men jfor next year’s team that cannot bebeaten. Although the team has beenconsiderably weakened by the loss ofCaptain Petrolowitz, Charles Lane andGilchrist, the campus can still rellyon Greenberg, Howe, Gordon, J el-all stars in lastseason’s competition. Captain Parker\ Hall will defend the goal posts and jhaving been considered a star in hisi position will undoubtedly leave fewHarvard AlumniGive Scholarshipto Edward AmesSeward Covert, TomI Gray Hagey, accordingPROFESSOR KRUEGERGIVES LAST SPEECHBEFORE DEPARTUREGustav Krueger, professor of churchhistory at the University of Giessen,Germany, deliver a Farewell Addressat Divinity chapel at 11:50 in Theol¬ogy 106.Prof. Krueger will leave Chicago di¬rectly after convocation on June 16,when he will go to Pittsburgh for afew weeks’ stay and then will travel toNew York. He will leave for Ger¬many on the steamship “Deutschland”on July 18. Upon arriving in Berlinhe will immediately resume his workat the University of Giessen. Whilein the United States, Prof. Giessen de¬livered lectures at Harvard, Yale.Michigan, Northwestern. HartfordTheological Seminary, and the NewYork Theological Seminary. He offerstwo courses here this quarter: “En¬lightenment” given in English, and“Modern Catholicism” in German.In comment on his visit to Chicago,Prof. Kreuger said, “I very much en¬joyed my stay at the University, andwill take best recollections back withme of everything except the climate.I hope to return in ’33 for the Cen¬tennial exposition.” Mulroy andto Lee Neffwho has charge of the Senior nine.Neff says that the Seniors are in needof more men and that anyone whowants to play should get in touchwith him at the Phi Psi house,The Junior line up has not beencompleted yet. Walter Williamson ismanaging the Junior’s team and canbe reached at the Maroon office this af¬ternoon, by those who want to playin the annual classic.It has been suggested, in an asideby Mr. Neff, that it would be a clever fidea to organize some real cheering forthe battle. “Not of course,” said Mr.Neff, “that we doubt the class spon¬taneity. But real cheers sound somuch better, you know.” Edward Carder Ames, a graduatingsenior at the University, has beeni inek- Kro^h’ Whiteawarded a scholarship for work atHarvard next year. The scholarshipis offered annually by the Harvardclub of Chicago to a graduate of anTii- • - •*.. a , „ ;n balls pass this coming winter.Illinois university. Ames will work! 1 &for a master’s degree in history, the . —subject in which lie majored here.Ames, a University marshal, hasheld the offices of president of Mead-1ville club, president of Le Cerclc Fran- .cais, and treasurer of 11 Circulo Ital-jano j A sing and a party will compriseTwo other University men will en-1 the last gathering of the year for Fcd-roll in Harvard’s graduate schools I eration this evening from 7 to 9 innext year. I Lev are Daniel Cotton Ida Noyes hall. The sing, to be heldFEDERATION PARTYAND SING PLANNEDFOR LAST MEETINGRich and Alexander Isaacs. Rich, also,a marshal, will work for a master’s inthe English department. Isaacs willstudv law.CLASSICAL STUDENTSNAME NEW OFFICERS,HONORARY MEMBERSWATROUSTARDY ISSUESFRIAR PINSThe Blackfriar pins, which failed toarrive in time for the initiation cere¬monies, are now awaiting their own¬ers, according to Philip Watrous, thenewly elected Abbot.Watrous is issuing the pins at thePsi Upsilon house. He requests thenew initiates who have not yet receivedtheir badge of membership in the orderto call for them at once.Looking forward to the most suc¬cessful regime in Blackfriar history,Watrous is already making preliminaryplans for the 1927 production. He asksthat all men seeking positions on theproduction staff make application atonce, submitting their names, positionssought, and qualifications. Mona Flanders will serve as presi¬dent of Eta Sigma Phi, undergraduateclassical society, next year as a resultof the elections held last Thursday.Catherine Crowley will hold the of¬fice of vice-president: Irene Erp willserve as secretary; Leon Galinsky willbe treasurer; Stanley Weaver, sergeantat arms; and Marion Woolsey, mem¬ber at large of the executive commit¬tee.Professor R. D. Harriman of theUniversity of Utah w'as elected hon¬orary member o)f the organization.Professor Harriman, who is head ofthe department of ancient languages athia home university, has been an ex¬change professor here during the pastyear and has offered courses in theLatin department. His appointment tohonorary membership , was made inrecognition of his interest in Eta Sig¬ma Phi and hs services as lecturerboth before the local club and thenational convention, according to MissFlanderjs. in the lounge, will begin at 7. MackEvans, organist and chorister of theUniversity will lead the women insongs of Chicago and other Univer¬sities. Mr. Evans has led two singsof the three which Federation has held |this year, the other being led by Mrs. jCharles Robbins.An informal party will follow thesing, from 8 to 9 in the library of IdaNoyes hall. Katherine Rose, chairmanof the social committee, has madeplans for entertainment. “The partywill promote the idea of social inter¬course and friendship fostered by Fed¬eration among the women who attendthe meetings,” said Hannah Johnson,chairman of the organization. Allwomen of the University have beeninvited to attend.Sign of the SickleAnnounces PledgesSign of the Sickle announces thepledging of the following women:Annette Allen, Isabelle Bates, Mari-onne Deane, Charlotte Eckhart, Dor¬othy Embry, Dorothy Hartford, Flor¬ence Herzman, Harriet Lemon. MarieLewis, Ruth 'Norman, and EvelynOakes. This is the sophomore wom¬en’s honorary society to which mem¬bers are chosen. Initiation will takeplace tomorrow afternoon. Profs. Win FromGreeks Ball AcesSigma Nu, interfraternity base¬ball champions, w'ere defeated by ateam of University Teachers andGraduates in a baseball game lastSunday morning by a score of 2 to1; thus proving that a student justdoesn’t have a chance with thesefaculty members.Dean MacClintock, catcher for thegrad’s team said, “A bunch of ushave been playing in Ida NoyesGymnasium this spring and wethought we were getting along sowell that there was no other wayout but to challenge the intramural jchampions. To be honest we reallythought we would be beaten about40 to 0. but ...”The line up for the Grad’s was:Paul MacClintock. catcher; Dunlap !f lark.^ pitcher; Jerry Fisher, 1stbase; Bob King, 2nd base; iLouis IDooley, 3rd base; Joe Gubbins, jshort stop; Fred Carpenter, left !field; Merle Coulter, center field;and Eric Stubbs right field.HEAR MASON ATSPRING BANQUETPresident to Address Women' At Annual AffairPresident Max Mason will be thechief speaker at the W. A. A. Springbanquet to be held Thursday at 6:30 inIda Noyes hall. Other speakers on theprogram will be Miss Hazel Stillman,dean of women at the Chicago Normal ISchool, the alumnae representative jAdelaide Ames, undergraduate repic- jsentative, Eleanor Fish, toastmistress,:Frances Lawton, president of the or¬ganization and Miss Gertrude Dudley'!head of the Department of Physical ed¬ucation.The most important events on theprogram will be the presentation ofcups by Miss Lawton, and the award¬ing of pins by Miss Dudley. Letterswill also be presented to members ofwith the least original.Ticket sales close tomorrow at noon. INo tickets may be purchased afterthat time, or at the door Thursdayevening. Tickets may he obtained for$1 from the following women: Ehza-1betli Benedict, Adele Whitfield, Har- jriett iLemon, Marian Gates, M. Perrizo, !B. Starr, Ann Port, H. Lillibeck, Ma¬rion Woolsey, Ruth Schroeder, LauraJacobson, Beatrice Nesbit, L. Muel¬ler, Frances Lawton and Marie Rem-mert.W. A. A. FieldDay Held HereMaroon and white decorations will jbe used to ornament the W. A. A. jchance and food booths which will pro-1vide food and additional entertainmentfor the four hundred and nine wom¬en who will participate in the AnnualWomen’s Field day today at 3:45 onDudley Field. The results of the salesfrom the two booths will he added tothe W. A. A. lodge fund.At 3 :45 the women arrayed in vari¬ous colored costumes will march fromthe main gymnasium around the field,preceded by the University band. Atthe conclusion of the march the judg¬es, Mrs. Chauncey Boucher, Miss Ger¬trude Dudley, head of the PhysicalEducation department, and JosephineSibbald, student chairman of FieldDay, will select the teams with themost original costumes. Prizes willbe awarded the two teams with themost unique costumes, and the onew'inning class teams. PERFORM LASTRITES FOR ECKT0DAY_AT TWOMerrifield Officiates AtCeremonies; AthletesAre PallbearersFuneral services for Tom Eck, whodied Saturday night, will be held at 2o’clock this afternoon at the Churchof the Disciples, 57th street and Uni¬versity avenue. Dr. Fred Merrifield,former Maroon athlete and now a pro¬fessor in the Divinity school will of¬ficiate.Friends Are PallbearersThe veteran trainer will go to hislast resting place on the shoulders ofeight of his closest friends. They are:Coach A. A. Stagg, Coach Nels A.Norgren, Captain Jim Cusack of thetrack team, Captain-elect Wally Marksof the football team, James P. Mc-Whirter of the Western Skating As¬sociation and the Amateur BicycleLeague of America, Frank J. Reilly,secretary' of the Western Skating as¬sociation, Edward Schwartz, of theboard of control of the Western Skat¬ing Association, and Julian T. Fitz¬gerald, of the Central Association ofthe A. A. U.Interment will be in Oakwoods cem¬etery.Led Active LifeTom Eck was born AprilTO, 1856,in Prince Albert, Ontario, Canada.Always athletically inclined, he start¬ed out when a boy as a rider of run¬ning horses. From the age of 16to 21 he took up the driving of harn¬ess horses with unusual success. Hethen became a noted cricket and la¬crosse player, a great ice-skater, andalso developed into a “world’s recordclass” all-around athlete setting rec¬ords in walking, bicycle riding, andseveral track and field events. In1875 Eck ran a record quarter-milein 52 2-5 seconds at Toronto, Can¬ada. In 1876, using 12 pound dumb¬bells, he made a world’s record of13 feet 2 inches in the standing broadjump. In 1878, on a grass track hewalked 2 miles in 6 minutes, 57 sec¬onds. For a period of ten yearsthereafter Tom was a champion bi¬cycle rider, and in 1886 was the firstto ride 100 miles on a high-wheel bi¬cycle inside 6 hours.The habit of being “first” in ath¬letic affairs soon fixed itself uponhim, especially as an originator ofathletic events and as an inventor.Among others things, Mr. Eck orig- „inated ballbearing roller skates, thebike-wheel sulky and the loop-the-loop.He built the first board-bankedtrack for bicycle racing, put up thefirst rubbing-board for massagingathletes, took the first American bi¬cycle team to Europe, brought thefirst group of European racers toAmerica, and managed the first six-day bicycle race, which was held atMadison Square garden, New York.As a trainer, his record is prob¬ably unequaled. He developed,trained, and managed a dozen ofAmerica’s leading skaters and no less(Continued on page 2)| What’s On TodaySocial Service club, 7:30, Classics20. Reports on the National Confer¬ence on Social Work.Public lecture: “The Basin RangeProblem” Prof. Emeritus Davis, 8, inRosenwald 2.Commencement exercises of the Chi¬cago Theological Seminary, 8, Presi¬dent Oxora S. Davis of the ChicagoTheological Seminary.Newman Society tea, 4, Ida Noyeshall.Page Two 'HE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JUNE 8, 1926Slip Batty ittanumFOUNDED IN 1901r H K OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OP THE UNIVERSITY OP CSXCAOOPublislWinter «n_•0.00 l>er year; by ma!mornings, except Saturday, Honda,Spring quartern by The DjUly Maill, 11.00 per year extra. STnaroon Company. Sal, ffyegle copiea. urlng the ASubscription rates:cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice. Chicago, Illinois, March 18,1906. under the act of March 3, 1878.The DWft Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing In this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion In ita columns on nilsubjects of student interest Contributors must sign their full names te communica¬tions. but publication will, upon request, be anonymous. PERFORM LASTRITES FOR ECKTODAY AT TWO(Continued from page 1)than fifty record-holding bicyclists.His successful career as a trainercovers, besides horse-racing, skatingand bicycle riding, rowing, crosscountry, track and field, and manyteams in cricket lacrosse, basket-ball,baseball and football. He was thefirst trainer chosen by the U. S.government for war aviators, but hisage, then 62, disqualified him as anC O W H E Y SMEN’S SHOP55th St. and Ellis Ave.Has aCOMPLETE LINE OF NEW SPRINGSTYLESHats - Caps - Sweaters - Silk MufflersTiesEDITORIAL DEPARTMENT BUSINESS DEPARTMENTS!Itru£e,Brombers Women’s Editor Lelan(, Neff Advertising DirectorWalter Williamson News Editor MiUon Kreines Local Adv. ManagerHarry L. Shlaes Sports Editor Thomas Field Copy ManagerLeo Stone Whistle EditorFrederick Kretschmer, Circulation ManagerMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Women’s EdltorGeorge Gruskin Classified Manage!Ruth Daniels .. Assistant Women's EditorT"-'1' aAlta Cundy Social Editor FAY’S LUNCHHome CookingSpecial Rates to Students845 E. 55th St.THE FARWELL DRESScan t call it a tradition. We can’t very well urge you (if ybuare a senior) to wear a cap and gown this week on the groundthat seniors since time immemorial have worn caps and gowns Se¬nior Week. We can’t cite your forefathers. In this matter of tradi¬tions, you are sophisticated. You will look up the records, for all weknow, and find that before 1925 no senior was ever known to weara cap and gown Senior Week.Nor can we argue that the school needs traditions, and thatthis is your chance to start one. You have heard that logic before.Y ou have been urged to wear class toques, subscribe to The Phoenixand say hello to the boys, all by way of starting traditions thatwouldn’t start. If we want you to wear a cap and gown this week,we must use some other argument.Graduation from college is no ordinary event; and so the seniorin his last week is no ordinary creature. He is in a strangely esotericclass. He is not like a guest checking out of a hotel, or a prisonerpardoned by Governor Small. He is a Graduating Senior. He isabout to suffer a strange and important experience. eH wants nat¬urally, to announce his condition to his friends; and he should. Thecap and gown is a logical way of announcing it.TABLE MANNERSTHE invigorating sport of throwing pennies seems to have definitelyfixed itself upon the college youth. He throws pennies at notonly anything, but everything. He nonchalantly tosses the coppersto irritating after-dinner speakers. With equal nonchalance hethrows them at the best of campus talent, who take the stage, notprimarily to amuse him, but to entertain his guests and would-beclassmates. We wonder just why he does this.IS COLLEGE WET?(A Letter)To the Editor:The results of the Prohibition Polltaken in the various American collegesreceived a rather disgusting misinter-pretaton in the Maroon for June 3.Having definite views on the subject,and having helped count the ballots, Inow find it my desire to correct theMaroon and interpret the election fair¬ly-It is true that only eight percent ofthe voters registered in favor of thepresent situation, hut it must be men¬tioned that an additional thirty-six per¬cent voted for a more stringent law ormore appropriations termed “dry.” Onthe other hand, only fortv-ont percentare in favor of modification of the lawto permit light wines and beer; thefact that an additional twelve percentfavor repeal of the Eighteenth Amend-dent means simply that that many areagainst the principle of Federal juris¬diction in the matter, and are not pre¬sumed to he “wet.” Some of them un¬doubtedly are probably in favor ofmodification of the Volstead act also,but there is no reason to assume thatin all cases tliey believe that the per-rnissin of beer and the prohibition ofhard liquors would remedy the situa¬tion for them. So we must conclude that at least half of the students thatvoted are “dry.”As for the commission of seven menthat were elected, a brief survey willshow that the odds are undoubtedlydry. Smith and Darrow are the onlyprofessed wets elected, and part oftheir vote may be safely attributed topopularity aside from the issue. JaneAddams and Volstead, two outstand¬ing drys, were elected, while the otherthree, Hughes, Hoover, and Dawes,while they have never been prominenteither way, are presumed to be “dry”on account of their other political af¬filiations. Thus, the commission seemsto be overwhelmingly “dry.” In thisconnection it will be noticed that theonly other wet candidates, Hearst,Ritchie and Walsh, received very manyfewer votes than any correspondingdry “also-rans.”Inasmuch as college students—andespecially those taking Political Sci¬ence courses—are city-bred in the ma¬jority, and inasmuch as cities are not¬ably much more damp than rural dis¬tricts, the result of this poll seems toindicate a comfortable dry majority inthe country.—SOL TAX118 Gates HallUNIVERSITY STUDENTSFOUNTAIN SERVICE AND LIGHT LUNCHES ARE BEST ATWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPCORNER FIFTY-FIFTH AT UNIVERSITY AVENUEFresh Home Made Candies THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTe). H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th StFRESHMEN!DO YOU?CHARLESTONTHE FINESTCHARLESTONEXPERTS IN THE COUNTRYOrchestra NightlyNATIONAL DANCING ACADEMYAuditorium Bldg.—431 So. Wabash11 a. m. to 11 p. m. daily—Bring the Gang—MOSER—\0te Business College with aUiiiuersity AtmosphereBeginning on the first ofApril , July, October, and Jan¬uary, we conduct a Special,complete, intensive three-months course in stenographywhich is open toCOLLEGEGRADUATES ANDUNDERGRADUATESONLYEnrollments for this coursemust be made before the open¬ing day—preferably some titpein advance, to be sure of aplace in the class.Stenography opens the wayto independence, and is a verygreat help in any position inlife. The ability to take short¬hand notes of lectures ser¬mons, conversations, and inmany other situations is agreat asset.Bulletin on RequestiVo Solicitors EmployedPaul Moser, J. D., Ph. B.,President.116 S. Michigan Ave.12th Floor Phone Randolph 4347Only High School Graduatesare ever enrolled at MOSERGirls, only, in the day school(3377)iDINEandDANCEat theCAFE79th and Halsted Sts.o—oExcellent CuisineFritz Basten and HisOrchestraA Benson Organization officer.On April 10, 1915 (his fifty-ninthbirthday) Tom Eck came to the Uni¬versity as trainer and assistant toCoach Stagg. Among the Maroonchampions he has developed andtrained are LeRoy Campbell, JoeStout, Binga Dismond and Ted Cur¬tis.THE HOMESTEAD HOTEL5610 Dorchester Ave.Attractive Home for University PeopleCleanlinessGood FoodQuiet Comfort Reasonsble RatesWHY KEEP HOUSE?J. H. FINNIGANDRUGSCigarettes, Cigars, CandyIce Cream55th at Woodlawn Ave.Phone Midway 0708 50c WAVESevery day except SaturdayLicensed OperatorsKENNEDY SHOPS1155 E. 63rd St. 6351 Cottage Grove Ave.Midway 0207 „ Fairfax 58961455 E. 63rd St. 5226 Harper Ave.Dorchester 3755 Hyde Park 2408>CASH PAIDForCollegeTEXT BOOKSWOODWORTH’S BOOK STORE1311 E. 57th StreetW m. Jerrems SonsREMOVAL SALENow on at the Old StandClark and Adams Sts.Suit and Extra Trouseisfor the price of the Suit alone ... or less$50 $55 $65 $75 ana upTopcoatsEnglish ready to wear ... Yea r around weightsReduc e J 20%, 331% an d 50%The Greatest Clearance We Have Ever Had!SAILING AWAY SOONIg^HE old dock at Clark and Adams Streets,usL&a that has harbored Wm. Jerrems Sons forso many years, soon will he dismantled.So we are sailing away to a new anchorage--justa short voyage-two hundred feet northward to140 "142 South Clark Street.After the Fourth of July you will find us atour new berth, with its attractive new riggingand skillful crew. Come aboard and see ourcargo, including a splendid array of Summerfabrics, both imported and domestic, in thenewest of shades and weaves.Wf JERREMS’ SONSCLARK STREET AT ADAMS► 4THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JUNE 8, 1926x^ jVhisfleA COMPLETE COLLEGEEDUCATIONI. SequencesEthics—term papers; blind dates;dark lanes.Fine Arts—a bedroom wall pinnedwith magazine covers; bobbed hair ina full coiffure.Chemistry—“Bottoms up”; “Haveanother?”; “Show me the way to gohome.”Psychology—memorizing the foot¬ball songs; getting acquainted in Har¬per; oiling the profs.Foreign languages—final exam ques¬tions; Harvard classics; “Can’t. Gottastudy tonight.”English—collegiate parlance; letterto Daddy; pool room.Hygiene—toothbrush; Y. M. C. A.Physical .Education—crashing .thegate; dark lanes. —Bow WowWHAT with term papers and finalexams it was rather unfortunate thatthese high school athletes were amongns at this time of the year. With suchreligious application to books there isalways danger of giving the boys abad impression.Well. She Had Her GroundsTurk:We were a-listcning over the radioMemorial day. From somewhere camean announcement—“Miss Blah-Blahwill now recite Flanders Fields.”“Oh.” says my throb and thriller,“let’s get another station. I hate themreal estate talks.”—Benny from WeyauwegaTHF Cap and Gown blossomedwith its own little surprise for us. Asis the traditional rite, the advertise¬ments took the place of the Whistle.IT AIN’Tthe original costOF THESEdates— —IT’S THEpick-up! !BACK OF DE YARDS FOIBLEDe odder day I was over to seaHeinie Heinz the pigg sticker. He sedhe was gettin his work down two afine art. He can stik a pigg now andit onlie grunts onct while it ust togrunt twict. I agreed wit him thatthat showed improvement alwrite. Andthat just shows what kind of a guyHeinie is, always lookin out four theodder feller.Pore Heinie was lookin pretty bad.He tole me his womin had run off witie janiter and he was prettie blewibout it.“Why don’t youse get after de guyand kill him like a dogg?” I asks. “Ifa feller did that two me I’d fix him.”“Veil,” Heinie sed, “it makes mepretty mad you bet but I woodn’t halfhis blud on my hands. As long ashe taks my womin I dont care butwhy dont he make her leave at homede key to der player-piannuh! ?”WE will now join in singing the us¬ual anthem to all Whistles written onMonday—-“Just a little bit bad, justa little bit bad” . . . etc.—TERRIBLE TURK Want AdsFORD BARGAIN—1926 FordTouring. Run only 550 miles. Perfectcondition. Testimonials from hun¬dreds as t oits value. Neew jack, al¬though the car has one. RUN do notWALK to 5747 University Avenue,and ask for Tom Mulroy.FOR RENT—1373 East 57th St.,2nd fid.—3 rooms: living room, bedroom and kitchen. New furniture. $55 1377 East 57th St., 2nd flr.Private bath, 3 rooms: living room,bed room and kitchen, newly decor¬ated, and new furniture, $65. Oneseven room apartment, unfurnished,$80. 2-3 room apartments unfur¬nished, $50-$40.STUDENT will give her super¬vision and care to children duringsummer in her own home, near Jack-son Park. Phone Plaza 0346 after 7p. m.FOR SALE—Ladies wearing ap¬parel. Shoes size 7b, dresses, latestTHE LAST LAPJust one more weeks, brothers, justone little weeksAnd exams will be over and done.Just one fleeting week and you’ll trampwith a pack’Neath some blistering Western sun.Just one more week, brothers, just onelittle weekAnd your text-books can go in a caseWhile you start with a coterie of na¬tivesFrom some African jumping-off place.But why these poor dreams of the fu-tur’s bright lure?Let’s forget all the solace we seek.For nothing can soften our books orour profs—There’s always this hopeless last week. DO YOU BELIEVE IN “A” GRADES?Then Come to an “A”Place to Eat.Where You Can Find theChoicest Summer SpecialsUNIVERSITY TEA HOUSE5725 KenwoodBreakfast — Lunch — DinnerAGRIPPAWEBBoston AGarter r V How DidYour GartersLook(This Morning? models, size 18. Reasonable. Mrs. J.H. Millar, 7246 Cole Avenue, Sag¬inaw 4675.ROOM for light housekeeping, $120for the quarter. Use of house, familyaway, Midway 7678.TWO CENTS per mile to KansasCity or intermediate points via St.Louis, in Franklin car, starting June16. Reserve seat howl E. C. Scott,5731 Kenwood, Midway 2049.TV TouristJy third cabin^EUROPEWith college parties onfamous “O” steamers ofThe Royal Mail LineUniversity Tours with College Credit:0RCA, June 19 ORDUNA, June 26ORBITA. July 3Writ! for illuitrtud kookUtTHE ROYAL MAIL STEAM PACKET CO.V. 26 Broadway. New York «\AN unusual opportunityA is offered college stu¬dents to sell $10.00 Acci¬dent and Health Policies forone of the largest and sound¬est companies in this coun¬try. Many agents make$150.00 a week and over.Quite • number have built up per¬manent businesses of their own,and live now on the renewalswhich come to them automatical¬ly. Write Dept. A-l, Suite 215, 76Montgomery St., Jersey City, N.J. Radio program from Mitchell Tow¬er, 8:30, through Station WLS. Prof.W. W. Charters, 7:15, Prof. DavisEdwards.Christian Science Society, 4:30, IdaNoyes halL LEARN TO DANCE WELLTAKE A FEW LESSONS NOWTeresa Dolan Dancing School1208 East 63rd Street, near WoodlawnClaases Nightly at 8:60 and Sundays 2:00to 6:00. Charleeten, Saturday. Privatelessons any time, day or evening.PHONE HYDE PARK 3080RememberTheGraduateWe carry a complete line of gifts suitableto give the college graduate.Woodworth’s Book Store1311 E. 57th StreetBet. Kimbark and Kenwood Hyde Park 1690GEORGEFROSTCOMPANYMAKSftaBOSTON No MoreSkidding Garters!AGRIPPA-WEB makes garters act in anentirely new way—and only in Bostons canthis web be had. Even when worn very looseit will not slip. It cannoc curl and yet it isremarkably soft and light. Here in fact is apractical, comfortable, ventilated-web garter.In many pleasing colors, 50c the pair.CASH PAIDForCollegeTEXT BOOKSWOODWORTH’S BOOK STORE1311 E. 57th StreetMerit Cafeteria1101 E. 63rd StreetDorchester 0495H. E. HAWLEY, Prop.HOME COOKING — CLEAN — QUICKREASONABLEWe Appreciate Your PatronageBREAKFAST — 6:30 to 11 A. M.LUNCH — 11 A. M. to 4:30 P. M.DINNER —4:30 to 7:30 P. M.SUNDAY-Continuous Service 7:30 A.M/to 8:00 P.M. Aristocraticflavorat a democratic price. Of over 200 brandsof cigarettes on the market, Lucky Strikeis unique—a costly 45*minute processdevelops the hidden flavors of the world’sfinest Turkish and domestic tobaccos.because its toastedthat's why Luckies” taste so goodBuy Your Cap and GownPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JUNE 8, 1926DAVIS- THIRD FLOOR -SOUTHPAUL ASH’‘Rajah of Jazz"of the Baiakan and Katz OrientalTheatre will be in our sheet musicsection and autography copies of his r [HEDAV] IS COMPANY HANDKERCHIEFSWomen’s novelty printed handker¬chiefs. in attractive patterns andcolors. Also plain white and colorswith embroidered corner desijrns.State, Jackson, Van Buren, Wabash Direct Second Floor “L” Entrance Telephone Wabash 9800Unsurpassed COAT Values Here!Note, especially, the StunningBeach and White Kasha Coats./in this Sale. Many of the Popular LatinCoats are here at this lowprices.Every Coat — A New Summer Mode“Unsurpassed Coat Values” is a strong term. But we do not believe it is an exaggeration. Thesecoats are our proof. They are the very kind of coats you want to have, but so often feel you can¬not afford at the usual higher prices. Everyone a real “find" at $35. Sizes 14 to 44.Kashas Silk Bengalines Mole Collars Kasha LiningsTwills—Charmeens Squirrel Collars Cape Backs Silks—SatinsA Few “Pacemaker” Coats Reduced to $35A sensational reduction on these famous tailored top coats. They come in imported mixtures andare stunningly cut and tailored. Women’s sizes.THE DAVIS STORE—FOURTH FLOOR SOUTHSpanish ShawlsAn ExquisiteCommencement GiftFor the Girl Who LovesPretty Things$18.75Others from $10.95to $39.75What girl would not thrill overpossessing one of these lovelyshawls? Graceful to throw aboutyour shoulders in between dances—smart to wear to summer operaat Ravinia—luxuriously feminineand flattering!These shawls are exact copies ofvery expensive importations.Many are embroidered in exoticfloral design::-, on heavy, smoothcrepe de chine. Others are abso¬lutely plain. All have long, shim¬mering fringes of silk.Need we tell you that they aremost extraordinary values at$18.95!CORALGOLDORRCHIDMAIZEBLACK TURQUOISESEA GREENPEACH BLOSSOMJADE GREENWHITETHE DAVIS STORE- FOURTH FLOOR-NORTH Cretonw^ pi!kwsCretonne chair seats in allcolors of fancy cretonne. Forcollege dormitories, fratern¬ity and sorority houses,porches, sun parlors and liv¬ing rooms. Well upholsteredand tufted, with buttons.Other cretonne pillows in va¬rious shapes and sizes, at 89cand $ 1Davis—Third Flour—NorthProtect Your Winter ClothingFrom Dust and Moths inMothex SideOpening BagsMothex side opening gar¬ment bags made of heavyred tar finished paper. Canbe used for suits, dresses orovercoats.Each, 55c-2 for $1Davis—First Floor—SouthToric ClassesFITTED TO YOUR EYESBY EXPERTS$10.00 Values$4.50For relief from headache andeyestrain, have your eyestested and glasses fitted byour optical experts. Severalstyles of frames, lenses, ex¬aminations, case and frame;all for $4.50.Davis—Firai Floor—North Tub Silk Frocks$8.75These Smart, StripedSilk BroadclothsWash BeautifullyCool, silk frocks, sosmartly tailored arejust .the .things .forcountry club andsports . wear. .Theyhave long sleeves.Many have kickpleats skirts. Jabotsblack ribbon ties,clever buttons and in¬verted pleats are in¬teresting style fea¬tures. Sizes 14 to 42.Our Usual Price$10.5The Davis Store—FourthFloor—NorthService Chiffon Hosiery$1.39High grade allover silk serv¬ice chiffon hosiery. Slightmisweaves hardly perceptiblethat in no way affect the wear.Qualities usually selling from$1.95 to $2.50. Choice of thevery new summer shades.The Davis Store -First Moor— NorthlirrTiiftftfirSi ri> Hi' I