' lifOr 23iSSjThe lest cell issent out forcourse books. P&iwivcxl It;CrOVWrii iHaroon This time itsthe Binder’s Ben¬der; ; Cap andGown late.Vol. 26 No. 125 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, MAY 27, 1926 Price Five CentsTOM ECK IN HOSPITAL; NEAR DEATHGREEK HOUSESTAKE ON COLORFOR PREP MEETDeadline Set for June 2;Huge Cup Is Goalof Decorators“Show the boys they are welcomeby decorating your house,” saidFred Von Ammon, chairman of thepublicity committee of the Inter¬scholastic. The deadline for decora¬tions is set for Thursday evening,June 2. All fraternities are request¬ed to decorate and those on Wood-lawn and University Avenues areurged to make a special effort ondecorations.On the evening before the meetopens a committee composed of the“Old Man,” Fritz Crisler, Tom Mul-roy, and a disinterested party willgo around to all of the fraternitiesand at that time will judge whichhouse has the most attractive decor¬ations. When judging, the men willtake into consideration such factorsas attractiveness, elaborateness, andamount of work done, neatness andappearance in general.Cup Is PrizeThe Judges will award a first prizeto the house which ranks highest intheir estimation and will also givehonorable mention to those w'hichthey think are deserving of credit. Aldermen? HopLeaders? What?Did you notice that very digni¬fied group of men wanderingaround the campus Tuesday?Somewhat reminiscent of a dele¬gation from the Waiter’s Unionvisiting the campus on official busi¬ness, they all wore full dress—not tuxedoes but full dress, whitevests and ties, tail coats, and ev¬erything. It was a hot, bright af¬ternoon so that the peculiar effectcaused by their clothes was great¬ly accentuated.The gentlemen were obviouslynot freshmen. That could easilybe seen, for never did freshmenwear such serious and benign ex¬pressions But no one not beinginitiated into some Grand Orderor other could possibly wear suchclothes. And then again, it’s springtime ....Who is initiating now anyway? It Is the BookNot the AuthorSays LlewellynINVITE ALUMNITO DEDICATIONUy Cornerstone ofChapel June 11 NewAlumni have recently been sent in¬vitations to attend the formal exer¬cises in connection with the layingThe prize is a large silver loving of the corner stone of the Universitycup. It is given each year and isnow decorating the mantle of the Chapel, East Fifty-ninth street atWoodlawn avenue, Friday, June 11,Phi Delta Theta house. They won (1926, at 4:30. “Criticise the’ book, not the au¬thor and you will Keep out oftrouble,” said Llewellyn Jones, dis¬coverer of Joseph Hergesheimer andliterary editor of the Chicago Even¬ing Post, in a talk to Frank O’Hara’snewswriting class yesterday.“Be sincere and art will take careof itself,” he continued. “It is artthat gives coherence the experiencesof our daily life. We crave pureticexperience. We have very few ofthose. Contingent factors always en¬ter in. If you see an actual killingin the street you have an unpleasantreaction. A tragedy on the stage isnot revolting because you unders¬tand the causes leading up to it.“Young poets say that they aregetting away from form slavery. Butforms were not set up by some superaesthete and poetry poured intothem. They grew up gradually. Theyare patterns. The most complex workof art is that in which opposing ex¬periences are expressed in one form.A great poet does not look upon anexperience from one level of percep¬tion. Beauty itself is a word wemust steer clear of. Aesthetes havegiven It sixteen differen meanings.” NEAR HALF-WAYMARK IN DRIVEFOR CLASS GIFTSeniors Collect $8,532; ManyWill Contribute TodayIn Chapel THE LAST LAPthe cup last year with a huge pictureof Stagg in their front yard. Theyalso had the words “World's Great¬est Interscholastic” spelt out withwhite bricks on the lawn. Otherfraternities decorated their houseswith streamers, banners, posters andstatues of appropriate types.Decorations Have PurposeThe decorations will show the boyswho come to compete in the Inter¬scholastic that the University is gladto have. them. They will feel that jthe University is a wonderful schoolto welcome them in a royal fashionand when they are thinking about aschool to attend they will rememberthe way they were treated at the In¬terscholastic.VISITING PROFESSORRETURNS TO BRITAINFOR HISTORY WORKGodfrey Davies, assistant profes¬sor of history at Oxford University,who has been giving courses in Brit¬ish history at the University duringthe past year, will spend the sum¬mer quarter in England. He is plan¬ning to finish compiling a bibliogra¬phy on British history from 1603 to1714 for the Royal historical societyand the American Historical society.Mr. Davies will go directly to hishome in Sirincester after arriving inLondon on the steamship *Triscona”.Though it has a population of only7,000 now, Sirincester is one of thethree largest cities in Britany dur¬ing medieval times. Mr. Davies willspend his entire time in this townwith the exception of several trips toOxford when his work demands it.He will return to the campus at theend of September in company withMr. W. L. Dorn, instructor in historywho is also spending his summermonths abroad.Dr. Conyers Read, visiting profes¬sor of history of the University,who came to the campus on a lecturetour last winter is working on an¬other part of the bibliography forthe American and British historicalenoiotipa Frank Lloyd Wright, world-famousarchitect, spent many months in de¬signing the structure. The chapel,he contended, should be the para¬mount building on the campus. Abovephysical and chemical laboratories,ab we sociological and psychologicalexperiment buildings, above classrooms and libraries the UniversityChapel should tower aloft, awe-in¬spiring and over-powering.In persuance of this ideal he spenta great deal of time abroad studying Binders Go OffOn Big Bender;Yearbook Latevarious styles of famous architecture.Returning to this country he shuthimself in his room and combinedthe distinguishing effects of each.President Max Mason, in issuingthe invitations, felt that AlumniWeek would be the appropriate timefor the ceremony. Many classes areplanning to hold reunions during thatweek, and the dedication will be anadded incentive for the old gradsto revisit the campus. Cap and Gown, the college year¬book, was originally planned to bemade known next Tuesday.But, alas, they failed to considerthe temperament of a binder. Withtheir limited editorial experiencesthey were incapable of predictingthe Binders’ Annual Picnic and Con¬vention, which, of course, occurs onworking days. Eight thousand, five hundred andthirty-two dollars' have so far beencollected by the Senior class Counciltowards the purchase of the class giftto the University. This sum comesfrom 185 seniors.Those who have not yet p?v edwill be asked to do so in chapel to¬day, as the month given the membersof the class to decide on the amountthey will contribute individually isnow up. Allan Miller, president ofthe class, hopes and expects to raise$20,000. This sum will enable theclass to carry out their plans quitecomfortably.Alumnus SpeaksWilliam France Anderson, a prom¬inent alumnus of the University, isto speak to the seniors in chapel to¬day on the purpose of the graduatingclass annual gift to the University.Mr. Anderson graduated fi'om theUniversity in 1915. He has sincebeen engaged in business.The fund the seniors are to raisewill not be completely collected to¬day of course. Plans have been madefor the continuation of the drivethrough next week. By that timethe quota will certainly have beenreached, according to Miller.Mr. Anderson was asked to speakto the seniors yesterday morning, theClass Council sending him the invi¬tation. Tom Eck, veteran trainer of Ma¬roon track teams for eleven years,who lies in a very serious conditionat the West Side Infirmary. Mr.Eck came to the University in 1915with a score of laurels attached to hisname. Since then he has been a VETERAN COACHIS STRICKEN BYHEART TROUBLECannot Live More ThanTwo Weeks SayPhysiciansTom Eck is losing his last race.This word reached the Universitylast night from the County hospitalwhere the veteran trainer has beensinking steadily for over a week. Hewas removed to the West Side infirm¬ary last Monday after four weeks ofsuffering at his home near the cam¬pus.“Mr. Eck is sinking fast,” an of¬ficial statement from Dr. K. B. No¬vak reveals. “A multitude of internaldisorders, heart trouble, kidneyfriend and inspiration <o hundreds of j trouble, have undermined his consti-Chicago athletes.SET DATE FORSPRING DINNERW. A. A. Schedules AnnualBanquet June 10 tution. He is an old man and sciencecan do little. At best we tlo not ex¬pect him to live more than twoweeks.”A Familiar FigureAnnual W. A. A. Spring banquetwill be held Thursday, June 10, at6 in the gymnasium of Ida Noyeshall. The principal feature of the af¬fair will be the awarding of cups,letters, and pins to women who havedistinguished themselves in varioussports and activities of the organ¬ization during the year. Admissionto the banquet has not been limited! to members of W. A. A.COUNCIL PROPOSESSTUDENT NAMES FORPHI BETA KAPPADiscussion of a blanket tax ofseven dollars to be levied on all stu-And Monday, when they should | dents in return for which subscrip-have recovered from their assembl¬age, is Decoration Day, a legal holi¬day. Tuesday, then, they will returnto their shops and fasten the des¬tined sheets together.COURSE BOOKS MUSTBE IN — RECORDERSOFFICE GIVES NOTICE i Tickets for the banquet will beplaced on sale at one dollar tomor¬row. They may be obtained from thefollowing women: Elizabeth Bene¬dict, Florence Herzman, MarionGates, Betty Starr, Harriet Ray,Marian Woolsey, Isabel Bates, RuthSchroeder, Laura Jacobson, BeatriceNesbit, Louise Mueller, Haniet Lem¬on, and Katherine Stouffer... Details of the program have notpermanent meeting i, , , , , ._ ' been decided upon as yet, but willrlPVOTflnnflTA f nntimlin a later issue ofThe Daily Maroon.Course books with entries made asdirected should be deposited beforethe end of the quarter. Studei tsETA SIGMA PHI GIVES‘ANTIGONE* FRIDAY * s^ou^ not exPect the recorder’s of-In accordance with the annual cus¬tom of giving a play during springquarter, Eta Sigma Phi, the Under¬graduate classical club of the Uni¬versity, will present the “Antigone”of Sophocles tomorrow at 8:30 inthe Reynolds club. The play will begiven in approved Greek manner andstyle.Members of the club make up thefollowing cast: Creon, William Wild¬er; Antigone, Georgia Robison; Eu-rydice, Marjorie Cooper; Ismene,Rosalie Schultz Guard, Roger P. Be¬han; Teiresias, Henry Ephron; Hae-mon, Coleman Parsons and messen¬ger, Leon Galinsky.The chorus is composed of LouisaLuck, Margaret Novak, CatherineCrowley, Marian Woolsey, CeciliaJonkman, and Beryl Beringer, whois also directing the production. MissBeringer has had special training inclassical dancing. Tickets may beobtained for fifty cents from mem¬bers. fice to post their books at any otherthan the regular time. Entries willnot be made in books deposited laterthan two weeks after the end ofthe quarter. Such books will have towait till a later posting season. Stu¬dents who will not be in residencenext quarter should deposit theirbooks inclosed in addressed envel¬opes bearing four cents postage. Therecorder’s office will not be respon¬sible for books not called for. Stu¬dents should leave their books instamped envelopes, or call for them.Books which were deposited toolate for entry of last quarter's gradesshould be called for immediately andthe owners should make the entriesfor this quarter also and depositthem again.Students should not ask by tele¬phone for their grades, nor at theoffice in person except to get theircourse books. Notice will be postedon the Bulletin Board when thecourse books are ready for distribu¬tion. The usual noices of deficiencywill be mailed as soon as possible. tions to the Phoenix, Cap and Gownand Maroon would be received, dis¬cussion of aroom for the Undergraduate Council, ( kg annQ~u^cedclass councils, and similar organiza¬tions, the recommendation of fiveundergraduates who have done goodwork in activities and who have atleast a B average to the local PhiBeta Kappa chapter—these were tjhehigh lights of yesterday’s Councilmeeting in Classics.The five persons who have beenrecommended to the local graduatechapter of Phi Beta Kappa have ifotas yet been announced. Their nawill not be published until the chter has taken final action on them,the chapter usually admits everytmentioned by the Council, it is priable that they will all be likifiatThe seven dollar blanket tax pi>-{posed by some members of tlieCouncil would be paid along withUniversity tuition if the plan was ac¬cepted. Hop Paper WillSpring New Name To the campus at large the ruggedcountenance and tousled white headhave formed a noble character, anintegral part of University fife. Tdthe hundreds of athletes whom hehas molded “Tom” has been morethan a trainer of iron-clad standards,he has been a friend, an inspiration.The “dean of all trainers” wasborn April 10, 1856, in Prince Al¬bert, Ontario. During his youth hewas a noted horseman, ice-skater,cricket and lacrosse player, and alsodeveloped into a “world’s recordclass” all-around athlete, setting rec*ords in walking, bicycling and sevferal track and fie’d events. He heldthe world’s record for the standingbroad jump and high-wheel bicycleriding.InventorChristian ScientistsName New OfficersChristian Science society elections,held yesterday, resulted in the ehofeeof Alice L. Kinsman as reader andAlmedia Hamilton as president fornext year. Linnie Whitney will besecretary-treasurer, Helen Greenfield,associate secretary, and DorothyGoldman, Catherine Sturtevant andEtelka Holt, members of the execu¬tive committee. The elections werefollowed by a dinner in Ida Noyeshall. Pictures of the Readers, a list ofthe guests attending the Hop, a pageWhistle, personal stories and anec¬dotes about the people attending—such is to be the content of the In¬terclass Prom Maroon that GeorgeKoehn and George Morgenstern areediting for the annual spring formalon Friday night.The paper is to have a new name,distinctive and strangely applicable,and the stories are to be in keepingwith the name. The best of campustalent has been solicitated and con¬tributions have also been xeceivedfrom downtown magazine staffs. Soall in all, the editors believe thatthey will edit a paper, the like ofwhich has never been seen before oncampus.Only one thing is troubling the edi¬tors and that is that the ticket hold¬ers seem reluctant to turn in thestubs containing the names of thecouples attending the Prom. Need¬less to say, if the names are notplaced in the box provided for suchpurpose just inside of The DailyMaroon office, they will not be re¬corded in the roll of fame in thepublication . “Tom” was not content with beingan athlete. He became an inventor,originating ball-bearing roller-skates,the loop-the-loop and the bike-wheelsulky.On his fiftieth birthday, April 10,1915, Tom Eck came to the Univer¬sity as trainer and track coach.Among the Maroon champions he hasdeveloped are LoRoy Campbell, JoeStout, Binga Dismond, and Ted Cur-*tis. Egil Krogh and Joie Ray of I.A. C. fame are also his proteges. 1What's On TodayEta Sigma Phi, 4:30, Classics 20.Prof. Charles H. Beeson of the Latindepartment will speak.Y. W. C. A. second cabinet, 4, Y.W. room, Ida Noyes hall.Physics club, 4:30, Ryerson 32.“The Light Sensitiveness of Sele¬nium” by Mr. A. M. McMahon.Federation Sponsors, 12:45, Alum¬nae room of Ida Noyes hall.Council of Freshman Women’sclub, 12, trophy gallery of Ida Noyeshall.-7——Comad tea, 4, north receptionloom of Ida Noyes hall.Y. W. C. A. Industrial committeedinner, 6:30, sunparlor of Ida Noyeshall. Mrs. Katherine Hancock Goode,state representative, and Mrs. Sam¬uel MacClintock, member of Nation¬al hoard of V W C! A wifi cpooViPage T wo THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 27, 1926Uttp Satfg ilaruonFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEW8PAPEB OF THE UNITBR8ITT OF CHE?ABOPnblliM mornings, except Bttirdi/,Winter ana Spring quartan bp The Datt.60 fier pear; by mill, $1.00 per year extra. “4 M"4W ‘SS&SSJle coplea,ip«y., fire *•1 tcents each.Intered aj aecond-cl&aa mall at the Chicagopnder tne act of Mires S, 187$.lie PH* Maroon expreaaly reserves all iTheappearing fn this paper Poet office. 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BookstoreCopies for Sale also at Ida Noyes Cloakroom,and at the Reynolds Club CheckroomLSigma Nu andKappa Nu in tie for In¬door Title. The Daily SPORTS Maroon ■Big Ten TennisTournament bringsfans to Midway.Thursday Morning or u i\ i o May 27, 1926SIGMA NU, KAPPANU WIN WAY TOl-M BALL FINALSPlay in Heavy DownpourAs Errors PileUpBy Tom StephensonThe Nus have it. Sigma Nu andKappa Nu swam and paddled theirway through a terrific downpour ofram yesterday afternoon to win thesemi-final contests of the I-M Play¬ground Ball Tourney. Sigma Nueliminated Alpha Delta Phi, 5 to 2.Kappa Nu , defeated the Senator^8 to 4.In Big Ten Circles it is customaryto call off the ball games in rainyweather, but not so with the I-Mgames yesterday—they were too im- iportant. It was wonderful weatherfor base-sliding, but not so good forbatting—the bats flew with the mud.In spite cf difficulties the winningpitchers, Bus Stevens and Klaff,hurled championship ball—airtightand waterproof.-Widman brought in Percy for theinitial Sig Nu counter, when Covertmuffed the slippery pill. This wasin the third inning, and with theplaying conditions getting worse itlooked as if it would win the game.However, clean hitting by Stevens,Hoey, and Ecklund brought threemore Sig Nu runs in the sixth inning.The Alpha Delts staged a whirlpoolcomeback in the seventh, but stellarwork by the Sigma Nu supportdrowned Alpha Delt hopes.Klaff, Kappa Nu hurler, won hisown game with a beautiful home runin the sixth, bringing in two runs andbreaking a 4 to 4 tie. Up to thistime the battle had been seasawy.Kutner and Nathinson scored tworuns apiece.LOST—a gold brooch, family heir¬loom. Finder please leave at In¬formation Office with name and ad¬dress. Reward. Field In PerfectShape For 1926Track FestivalDespite adverse weather conditionsthe track for the Intramural Festivalpreliminaries, which will be held thisafternoon at 3:30, will be in excellentcondition. Jimmy Twohig, veterangroundkeeper, has spared no effortsto get the track in shape and the re¬sult is that the times of the variousevents should be fast.According to Bill Weddell, man¬ager of the meet, the competitionthat is in store for the field will bringplenty of speed out of the aspirants.“Seven Intramural track championsin various events will face the start¬er’s gun this afternoon,” said Wed¬dell. “In every event the calibre ofthe contestants promises excitingraces with subsequently good marksin each event.”Some of the favorites for this af¬ternoon’s affair are as follows: Blan-kenstein of Phi Beta Delta, winnerof the running broad jump in lastspring’s meet; Faris of Delta SigmaPhi, winner of the mile run last year;1 Gene Francis of Alpha Delta Phi,winner of the low hurdles in the in¬door carnival; and Bob Laverty ofPhi Kappa Psi, Carnival champion inthe 50 yard dash.Plenty of competition, however,will face these favorites in the meet.Peale of the Phi Psi strongholdshould give Francis a stiff battle inthe hurdles and Chuck Gaskill of Del¬ta Sigma Phi will be a hot contenderin the dashes. Jim Griffin, who alsohails from the Delta Sig house, isa likely winner in the high jump.A great ‘hree cornered race in therelay between Alpha Delt, Phi Psi,and Delta Sig is anticipated.BEG YOUR PARDONYesterday the Maroon omitted thefollowing names from the list of menwho are to be initiated into Black-friars. Roy Berkenfield, ArnoldShure, Charles Warner. Joe Weckler,A1 Widdifield, Edward Woolf andHarold Yatter. CONFERENCE NETTEAMS ARE HEREFOR TOURNAMENTFinals to be Played OnSaturday; PlayBeginsAlthough the drawings were notcompleted last night it is expectedthat play in the Conference TennisTournament will get underway at 10o’clock this a. m. It will continuethrough tomorrow and Saturday whenthe finals will be staged on the courtsjust east of the circle. Indiana willbe the only Big Ten school not hav¬ing any representatives entering.There are few' outstanding racketmen in the conference this year al¬though a number could be classifiedas “first rate,” and for that reasonthe title matches should be merrilycontested even though the playing-will not be of the highest quality.The absence of George Lott willforce Chicago backers to lay then-hopes on the efforts of Shapinskyand Captain Schaefer both in thesingles and doubles. Schaefer lacksthe consistency of a tournament win¬ner, but Shapinsky with an overshareof the breaks should get somewhere.The Illinois tennis squad of five,consisting of Captain Shoaff, Bard,O’Connell, Clark and Gelwick, un¬boarded the rattler here last night.Ohio States believes that Ed. Sey¬mour and Tracy will do plenty to sus¬tain the prestige of their institution.Lutz and Swartz are Iowa’s best bets,while Northw-estern boasts of Phil¬lips and Sherrill.Unusual opportunity for 3 collegemen who want to earn big money dur¬ing summer. Sales work and the es¬tablishing of agents* in small towns.$15-20 daily with ease. Write Mr.Booth, Box O, Faculty exchange, careMaroon. 230 Athletes .Set For I. M.Prelims TodayAt the first crack of the startersgun this afternoon the preliminariesof the Spring Intramural Festivalwill get under way with a rush; fortwo hundred and thirty studentathletes await that signal to go intoaction. The whole two hundred oddwill run and those who place in theirevents will have the chance to enterthe final round tomorrow.The “Macs” with seventeen entrieslead the list of organizations in theorder based on the number of theteam members. The Phi Psi’s and thePhi Kappa Sigs lead the fraternitieswith fourteen |q«en entered fromeach. There are also, in additionto the, organized team entries, alarge number of individuals who willcompete.The Delta Sigs, the Macs, and thePhi Psi teams are the ruling favor¬ites. The Ferris brothers and Gas-kili will lead the Delta Sig outfit intothe fray while the Phi Psi’s expectLaverty and Peal to shine for theirtea'm.An innovation has been announcedfor this year—the medals will beawarded to the winners on the field—immediately after the ^neet ends.The trophies will also be displayed atthe same time.The time schedule for today is asfollows:At 3:30—120 yd. low hurdles highjump shot put.At 3:45—50 yard dash.At 4:00—broad jump-220 yd. dash.At 4:15—100 yard dash..TO RENT—Sleeping room withlarge living room and piano for 1or 2 young men, musically inclined.W. C. Tin-ill, 5743 Drexel Ave., seeMiss Bradrick.STUDENT wants typing to do onown machine, such as theses, term pa¬pers and any straight typing or tab¬ulating work. Call H. P. 4483 or6218 University Ave., 3rd apt. MAROON BALLMEN WHITEWASHEDBY ILLINI IN RETURN CONTEST ATURBANA; MIDWAYTTES GO HITLESSNorgren Uses Two Hurlers in Vain Attempt to Stem StrongIllini Attack; Lose By13-0 CountBy Harry L. ShlaesUrbana, Ill., May 26. (Specialto the Daily Maroon)With Ludlan on the mound for theIndians and hurling wonderful ball,the home team turned back the Ma¬roon stockinged invadors, 13-0 towhitewash their former victors inthe return game here this afternoon.The Maroons were held hitlessthroughout the contest, only six er¬rors, four by Ludlan himself andtwo by Shimm, Illini shortstop,marred the otherwise perfect tilt,although two bases on balls werehanded the visitors.Ludlan Baffle* MaroonsWhile the Maroons were strugglingvainly with the perfect hurling ofthe winners, the Illini were busyknocking two Midway pitchers, Mak-lind and Zimmerman, off the moundto count seventeen safe blows andthirteen runs. They started out withthree in the first after putting theiropponents down in one-two-three or¬der and counted six more in the fifth,three in the seventh and one in theeighth.The feature of the contest wasthe home run made by O’Keefe inthe fifth frame. Besides, he added adouble to center to fatten his bat¬ting average. Shimm and Kusinskialso knocked out two baggers duringthe process of the game. The Illiniseventeen hits were intermixed withsix bases on balls handed them by;he Norgren hurlers and contributedin no little way to the thirteen coun-:ers scored by the Urbanans in theirright times at bat. several times through the many er¬rors which the Indian infield made,but Ludlan tightened up in thepinches enough to stop them fromscoring. Major, Illini center fielder, •starred at bat with three singlesfor the day’s work, while almosteveryone else hit at least once.Only four games remain on theMaroon schedule for this season.They are well out of the running forthe Big Ten title but still may un¬cork a few surprises before the endof the year. Their next game iscarded for tomorrow afternoon withOhio State, at Columbus.ChicagoAnderson, 2bMaklind, p . .McConnell, ssBrignall, 3bWebster, c . .Gubbins, rf .Hoerger, cf .Gordon, If . .Offer, lb ... 1Price, lbTotals .... 3(IllinoisWorth, 3b . . .... 2Jordan, 2b . . . . . . 4O’Keefe, rf . . . . . 4Kinderman, If ... 5Hoffman, lb . . . . . 4Major, cf ... . . . . 1Ludlan, p ... . . . . 4Doyle, rf .... . . . . 0Shimm, ss . .. . . . . 3Kusinski .... . . . . 4Stenegy, cf . . . . . 4Totals .... ....35 2 024 17 33 02 30 03 08 01 01 11 01 44 03 0 0Score by innings:Chicago 0 0 0 0 0 0Illinois 3 0 0 0 6 0 17 27 8 6) 0 0 — 0i 1 * —13We wish you a Happy VacationAnd thank all our many friends of the Universityof Chicago who made it possible for us to increase ourpresent season 9s business •*Rexford & KelderLargest University Clothiers in the West25 Jackson Boulevard East«KIMBALL BUILDING “7th Floor”Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 27, 1926^ jVhisdeREVERIE ON HOSIEkYThe poise of man’s uncovered headAdds to his charms without a hat;The strength of bared and hairy armsWill justify rolled sleeves; and thatBut only goes to fully proveThe women have the right to squealWhen men without their gartersdress—For thus they lose their SOX appeal!CULTURE of Undergraduates—“Did you eyer hear,” he asked, “ofthe lady who professed disbelief inmost cf the adventures of Gulliver?”“No,” she answered.LATE TO BED,LATER TO RISE,MAKES ONE HELL-THYSTEALTHY AND WISE.Take Him OutDear Turk:“Are you married;” asked a by¬stander to a frat playerground ballplayer.“Nope.”“Then why are they always talkingof your Mrs?!”—S. V. R. But he had his reward,Being instantly pledged Sigma Xi.A lad from Mobile, Ala.Hit his girl on the head with a ha . .When the judge asked him why ,He said, with a sigh,“She drank all my liquor up, da . .!”An S. S. A. student named VolsteadOnce thought he’d go slumming onHalsted—But they yelled, “Here’s the guy,Who voted us dry,”And before minutes had passed theinnocent young man resembled some¬thing dragged in by the family fel¬ine. And if you think you can writea better last line, hop to it.—The Constant SophomoreWE forget our instanct for self-preservation and took a drink fromthat fountain in Ellis Hall yesterday.With a beckoning finger to publicopinion, we hasten to relate a storyof Merrie England; Near a greatEnglish manufacturing mill, thereonce ran a little stream. A woman,carelessly crossing over, slipped andfell into the water. Some time latershe was taken out dead; not dorwnedbut poisoned.AT this time of the quarter it isalways kindly to tell disappointedhonor aspirants about the youngman who became well known on cam¬pus by writing letters to himself,and getting his name on the un¬claimed mail list in front of Cobbhall. Quick, Atlac, Run Out and Shoot aCop—We’ve Got a Question toAnswerTurk:Doc Ben Reitman made the state¬ment at the University yesterday that“police murder in the name of safe¬ty.” Did he mean that they workon the assumption that dead men tellno tales?GeoG 50c WAVESevery day except SaturdayLicensed OperatorsKENNEDY SHOPS1155 E. 63rd St.Midway 02071455 E. 63rd St.Dorchester 3755 6351 Cottage Grove An.Fairfax 58965226 Harper Ave.Hyde Park 2408A TRIAL AT A TRIOA chemistry student named HighWas blown fifty feet in the sky,He lit mighty hard WE filed the Mu Alpha constitu¬tion with the administration of theUniversity yesterday. Everybody sitback and cross their fingers.—TERRIBLE TURK BLUE BOARcAmerica’s Favorite Fine TobaccoThe Graduate’s SmokeWhen you commence tosmoke Blue Boar, you’ll real¬ize why men have elected itAmerica’s favorite fine tobacco.One mantells another THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St Swell's Beauty Shop1451 E. 57th StreetFairfax 2007Expert beauty work in all branchesOpen Tues., Thurs., and Fri. Eves.tuullfllc'ofag00*/^WE won’t try to describe a trip to Europe on aCunard Vacation Special because we abhorsuperlatives. If you were aboard one last summer, noth¬ing more need be said. If you weren’t, we’ll leave thedescription to your friends who were.“A whale of a good time” is expressing it mildly.Thumbs down on the usual, commonplace vacation thisyearl See London, Paris, Belgium, Scotland, Holland,this summer.Interesting people, quaint customs, marvelous scenery,intriguing sights—and the cost is only—Mias Elizabeth I.aMay. Berber Hail, Univer¬sity of ChicagoMr. Murray H. Leiffer, 975 East Ctth Street.Phone Fairfaz 5555CUNARD A ANCHOR LINES140 N. Dearborn Street. Chicago•r Local Agenta *170To*190Round TripTOURIST THIRD CABiN1I SALEOur Entire Stock of Spring Suits and Topcoats$55 Suits and Topcoats Reduced to *-A2^$45 Suits and Topcoats Reduced to *-32M•1 ■ FGELVINS, Inc.802 Republic Bldg.ChicagoLafayette f .M ChampaignLake ForestLast Chanceto Buy Interclass Hop Tickets FirstA^1lo^yCobb