Last opportun¬ities to see “Wal-lie” tonight andtomorrow. «[)eJBattp The Phoenixproves that witgoes with knowl¬edge.Vol. 26 No. 122 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, MAY 21, 1926 Price Five CentoRESERVE BOXESFOR WOMEN ATTRACK_AWARDSFriday Demand ExhaustsSeats; Allot Boxesfor SaturdayBecause the Women’s Inttrscho-lastic Rushing Committee receivedmore reservations for boxes for Se¬nior Vaudeville than they could fill,the same plan will be used for thePresentation of Awards Saturdaynight. This will also take care ofthose women’s organizations thatfound it impossible to come in abody Friday.When the new plan was madeknown many of the group who al¬ready had boxes for Vaudeville,signed up for Saturday night also.Assignments for boxes were madeby lot.List Friday AudienceFor senior Vaudeville the person¬nel of the left side of the horseshoewill be as follows: Box A, Quad-rangler, Box B, Pi Delta Phi, BoxC, Federation, Box D, Mortar Board,Box E, Phi Delta Upsilon, Box F,Achoth. On the right side Box A,Wyvern, Box B, W. A. A., Box C,Phi Beta Delta, Box D, Chi Rho Sig¬ma, Box E, Freshman Women’s club,Box F, Deltho.Give Saturday Drawing*On Saturday night at the presen¬tation of Awards, the drawings of Undergraduates in activities againthe left tier of boxes are these: scored high scholarship in the win_PLAN NEW LIGHTINGEFFECTS FOR SINGSubmerged and indirect lightingabout the fountain in Hutchinsoncourt is the plan which will becarried out at the InterfraternitySing which takes place on the eve¬ning of June 12. This idea willbe used as an addition to the dec¬orations of previous Sings.According to Gifford Hitz, man¬ager of the Sing, such a method ofstaging should prove very effec¬tive. In an effort to make this thebest Sing on record, the Councilis said to be expending more mon¬ey than ever before for decora¬tions.Fraternity drawings for posi¬tions will take place at noon to¬day. Holmes Boynton and Gif¬ford JHitz representing the In-terfraternity council, and NedEarl and Frank Selfridge for theAlumni Association will meet atlunch in the University Club forthis, purpose. When the order ofappearance has been determinedupon, the results of the confer¬ence will be sent directly to thefraternities. Thirty-five of themare expected to participate. Rich and StoneWrite Skit forSenior VodvilleA new sketch written by two wellknown campus humorists—Dan Richand Leo Stone—which reflect* thecampus woman better than the Mir¬ror show itself, coupled with manyother original and startling novelties,is the feature of the senior vaude¬ville show to be put on in Mandelin connection with the approachingInterscholastic track meet.PHOENIX LEADSACTIVITY GROUPScholarship Rating High InWinter QuarterBox A, Freshman Women’s club, BoxB, Esoteric, Box C, Deltho, Box D,Sigma, Box F, Chi Rho Sigma. Forthe right tier Box A, W. A. A.,Box B, Federation, Box C, MortarBoard, Box D, Achoth, Box E, PhiBeta Delta, Box F, Wyvern.After the presentation of Awardsthe women have been urged to attendthe Moonlight dance, from nine un¬til the ringing of the chimes in Hut¬chinson court. Refreshments will beserved by Sign of the Sickle. Afterthe dance and after the Vaudevilleon Friday night. Never has a campus show beenso rich in original material. So sayFred Handschy and Helen Liggettwho are in charge of this year’s pro¬duction. Fred Von Ammon, A1 Fos¬ter, and Frank Kinsey are going toput on a song and dance act in whichVon Ammon’s original music will beused, in which Kinsey will do someoriginal dances, and in which VonAmmon will play the accordion.Joanna Downs is to sing some newsongs that she has composed her¬self. They are said to be good.The famous' saxephone sextetwhich performs in the second act ofBlackfriars, is going to play somedifferent music in this show. Anoth-i er Blackfriar’s star, Don McGinnis,fs scheduled to perform in somesongs written by Dan Rich and Ber¬tha Ten Eyck Jgmes for this per¬formance alone.Last but hardly least comes agroup of Mortar Boards and JanetGoode who are going to put on some¬thing original and as yet unan¬nounced. TORNADO RUINSCAP AND GOWN;SALES_DELAYEDTruck Bringing FormsOverturns; Staff atWork AgainHughFEDERATION SEEKSOPINION OF WOMENON CLOSED GRADINGBecause of the fact that a refer¬endum taken at the last open Fed¬eration council meeting showed alarge majority of the women presentin favor of a closed system of grad¬ing, the subject will be discussed atthe next meeting Tuesday from 7to 8 in the library of Ida Noyes hall.In connection with this subject theconsideration of such questions aswhether or not grades are an impor¬tant factor in such questions aswhether or not grades are an im¬portant factor in cheating, whetheror not they play too important apart in the student’s attitude to¬wards his college career, and wheth¬er or not they hinder rather thanhelp his scholarship will be discuss¬ed.In order to follow out the sub¬ject, and to find a real solution to thequestion, several members of the fac¬ulty have been invited to join inthe discussion, in addition to mem¬bers of Federation. The discussionsheld so far this year have provedvaluable both to the organizationsworking on student problems and to ter quarter, according to statisticsjust compiled for the director ofativities. The staff of the Phoenixled in high averages, with the mem¬bers of Gargoyles and Tower Playersrunning second and the Mirror third.The figures compiled show thatthe Phoenix, with thirteen members, jhad an average of 3.78; the Maroon, jtwenty-two members, 3.31; the Cap I , ‘and Gown, fifty memberss 3.2Q;; 6 sen,ormaking a general average for theeighty-five students in publicationsof 3.37. Twenty-eight membersmaking public appearance for Gar¬goyles and Tower players achievedan average of 3.46, while the sixty-seven appearing in the first annualMirror counted 3.40. The generalaverage for dramatic activities, withninety-five students, was 3.32.The actvities graded were onlythose in which the undergraduatesparticipate throughout the entireyear. Statistics on the quarterly ac¬tivities were not compiled. Suggest MillerFor ChemistryLecture PostPRESENT ‘ANTIGON’AS ETA SIGMA PHIANNUAL PRODUCTIONEta Sigma Phi, the undergraduateClassical club of the University, willpresent the “Antigone” of Sophoclesnext Friday evening at 8:30 in theReynolds club theater. The produc¬tion of a play is an annual event ofthe organization. The “Medea” ofEuripides was enacted last year.The play will be given in approvedGreek manner and style.The following members of the clubhave been chosen for the cast: Creon,William Wilder; Antigone, GeorgiaRobinson; Eurydice, Marjorie Coo¬tie students participating in the dis- per; Ismene, Rosalia Schultz; Guard,Stanley Weaver; Teiresias, Henrycussions, according to Hannah John¬son, chairman of the organization.Graduates RegisterFor- Summer WorkRegistration of graduate studentsfor the Summer quarter will takeplace the week, May 24 to 29 from10 to 12, and 2 to 3, in the grad¬uate offices. This will be the onlyopportunity for graduate studentsto register before June 19. Ephron; and Haemon, ColemanParsons. There is also a chorus ofsix women under the direction ofBeryl Beringer who has had specialwork in classical dancing.Tickets for the performance maybe obtained for fifty cents any timebefore next Friday from MargaretNovak, president of the organization,and chairman of the ticket sales. Tic¬kets may also be procured from allmembers of the Classical club. Allen Miller, president ofclass, has been recom¬mended by departmental officers forthe position of lecture Assistant inthe chemistry department after his! raingraduation The appointment as yethas not been acted upon by the Uni¬versity officials.This position is in the nature of agraduate fellowship and includestuition and laboratory fees in addi¬tion to $450 a year. According toProf. Julius Stieglitz, head of theChemistry department, the recom¬mendation comes as a recognition ofthe splendid record of Miller in thedepartment, and the interest he hasshown in chemistry for the last fouryears. He is considered fully quali¬fied for the position.In addition to being president ofthe senior class Miller is president ofthe undergraduate Phi Beta Kappaa university marshal and a memberof the Undergraduate council. Dur¬ing his four years in school, Millerhas been active in Intramural Sports,president of the Romans, and man¬ager of the organized department oflast year’s Track Interscholastic. A cloud burst and tornado arethe reasons why this year’s Cap andGown will not appear on time. It■9 ?ms that ten forms containing1250 pages each were utterly ruinedwhen the storms turned over a truckIrom Dixon, Illinois, bringing theunbound book to the local jobbers.According to schedules the bookwas due to make its appearance oncampus today. The downtown bind¬ers were ready to put the book incomplete form yesterday.Forms DestroyedCuts and printed matter containedin the forms were completely dis¬mantled and destroyed according toJohn Meyer, editor of the book. Sixcuts will have to be re-engraved.Several cuts of art work by JamesRoot, art editor of the publication,and recently elected assistant editorof the Phoenix, had to be entirelyredrawn. Root made the drawingsin less than one hour.Emphasize Art WorkThis year’s Cap and Gown is fea¬turing several new sections of bothart work and activities. Fortunatelyit was not these parts that weredestroyed when the accident oc¬curred.“We cannot delay the sale of theannual for more than a week atmost,” said John Meyer, editor, whenhe learned of the catastrophe. “It■vH Troon a lot of extra work forthe staff. We hope that the accidentwill not hurt the sale of the books.The annual will appear on campusbefore a week from Monday.”The accident to the truck occuredhalf way between Dixon and Chi¬cago.the truck seriously damaged. Owing ASH FLICKING MUALPHS START FADHe flicked an ash rumina-tively into the air and diddling aBull Durham tag between his fin¬gers remarked, “This isn’t a to¬bacco advertisement—it’s mypledge insignia to Whistle of MuAlpha.” And with a piquant tussof his head he fluttered into Cobbhall.The Mu Alpha tobacco adver¬tisers have started a new fadaround campus. The novel pledgebuttons of the bull’s head andshovel organization are bringingback memories of the dear old“roll your oWh” days. In mostevery fraternity house the boysare smoking ungainly cigarets withtwisted ends.“No, xje don’t advocate tHSesmoking of Bull Durham tobacco,”said the pledge reflectively adjust¬ing the tag to a more prominentposition on his lapel, “all youhave to do is pull the tag off asack of Bull Durham and you’rea pledge.” PUT “WALLIE”ON BOARDS FORLAST3 TIMESSeat Sales Indicate PackedHouse as ProductionMakes Last BowHONOR BOARDSCONVICTS FIVEExpulsion ImposedOne Student UponFiy€ : undergraduates have beenconvicted of scholastic dishonestyand sentenced by the Honor Commis¬sion within the past months, it waslearned today.The most severe case was that ofa student in the chemistry depart¬ment who took an examination fora man who did not feel that he couldpass it. Expulsion from the Uni¬versity—the extreme penalty—wasimposed by the student-faculty body.This case, according to the annalsof the commission, is almost the onlyThe driver was unhurt but one type on record.Another student who handed into the cloud-burst the truck and its I part of a master’s thesis as a termload had to be left for hours in the. paper lost credit in the course andJ was suspended for two quarters. Thej third case was that of a man whohad plagiarized a term paper. Judg¬ment descended also upon the headWhat's On TodayRadio programs from Mitchell Tow¬er. “Business Administration VI,”Associate Prof. Nathaniel W. Barnes,8:30 through station WLS. “Care ofthe Eyes,” Clinical Prof. W. H. Wil¬der, 9, through station WMAQ.Dames club, tomorrow at 3 in IdaNoyes hall. “Feeding the NormalChild,” Dr. Walter H.* O. Hoffman. I. S. A. ENTERTAINSDEANS OF SCHOOLSAT ANNUAL DINNERDeans of all schools of the Uni¬versity will be guests of honor atthe annual installation dinner of theInternational Students’ association,tonight at 6:30 in the Hutchinsoncafe. Frederick C. Woodward, vice-president of the University, will bethe chief speaker of the evening.“We are anxious that all membersof the organization attend the din¬ner,” said H. Y. Cho, retiring presi¬dent, “since this will be the last so¬cial reunion of the club this year,and every provision has been made tomake it an enjoyable one.”Sale of tickets to the dinner willnot be limited to members of the as¬sociation. All planning to attendshould procure their tickets aheadof time, as none will be sold at thedoor, according to Cho. Tickets havebeen placed on sale for seventy-five cents from members of the cab¬inet, at the Y. W. C. A. and Y. M.Incoming officers are these: Ray¬mond Oshimo, president, Mona Vol-keii, vice-president; Antonio Riveria,recording secretary; Alice Kinsman,corresponding secretary; MilquedezIbanez, treasurer; William Paul, Har¬ry Whang and Haksoo Kim, membersat large. of a student who handed in a termpaper that had been used before.The last sentence was imposed forcopying in a mid-term examination.The penalty for the last three misde¬meanors was loss of credit in thecourse and two quarters of proba¬tion.PLAY GOERS FAVORSWEETS AT Y. W.QUADRANGLE FETEPreacher at the University Relig¬ious Service Sunday at 11 in Mandelhall, Dean Willard L. Sperry, Har¬vard Theological School, Cambridge,Mass. ,Freshman Women’s club tea andbridge for upper class counsellors,3:30 to 6:30, theatre of Ida Noyeshall. Mrs. Woodward NewOrchestra DirectorMrs. F. C. Woodward was electedone of the directors of the Univer¬sity Orchestral association at itsmeeting held last Tuesday, not anassistant to Mrs. Ernest Freund, thesecretary-treasurer, as was announc¬ed by an error in yesterday’s DailyMaroon. As a result of last week’s salesat the Quadrangle fete it was de¬termined that ice cream and candywere the best sellers. The Quad¬rangle fete sponsored by Y. W. €. A.is held at all the performances of“Wallie Watch Out” in Hutchinsoncourt.As in previous years, each boothhas been placed under the supervi¬sion of a class. At the freshmanbotth presided over by VioletHolmes, flowers will be sold. Punchand pop will be sold at the sopho¬more booth under the direction ofEloise Kresse. The junior booth willhandle candy and peanuts and thesenior booth ice cream comes underMiriam Walker and Helen Woodingrespectively. The prize winning songby Norman Reid will be sold at thefifth booth of the fete.In order to avoid confusion at thebooths ten cent tickets will be soldby members of the Y. W. financecommittee. Profits from the boothswill go to the Y. W. fund. “We con¬sider last week’s sales very success¬ful,” stated Frances Kendall, chair¬man of the Qudarangle fete, “butwith more favorable weather condi¬tions this week-end we expect thesales totals, to be considerably morethis week. With splendid prospects for dupli¬cating its triumph of last week, “Wal¬lie Watch Out,” the annual Black-friar production, starts on its lastthree performances in Mandel halltonight. Following the Saturday mat¬inee and evening shows, “Wallie”will take its place in Blackfriar his¬tory alongside “The Naughy Nine¬ties,” and “Kaiti from Haiti.”The seat sales for this week, saysCharles Cowan, have been exception¬al, and it is probable that the housewill be sold out for all three perform¬ances. A few good seats, however,remain for the Saturday perform¬ances.Wins Great FavorProbably never before, accordingto those interested in Blackfriars,has a Blackfi*iar show won such pop¬ular favor. At all three perform¬ances last "week, the house was filled,and seats for this week are alreadyat a premium.Students are generous in theirpraise of Marvin Hintz, who playsthe title role of Wallie. In his por¬trayal of the unsuspecting Freshman,Hintz, they declare, is without anequal. A brilliant career in campusdramatics is predicted for him, as heis now taking his first part in a Uni¬versity production.Laud Leading LadiesThe excellence of Clyde Keutzerand Don McGinnis’ work as campuswomen is attested by the attentionthey have been given in the down¬town newspapers, which have devot¬ed considerable space to the two fe¬male stars and to their photographs.Seward Covert, who has longbeen prominent in campus dramatics,plays the part of the dashing col¬legian in his usual style.Especially popular with the crowdsthis year are the dancing specialtieswhich are directed by Archie Scott,a professional dancing instructor. Sosucessful has Mr. Scott’s work beenthat it is probable the practice ofengaging a special coach will becontinued. Mr. Scott directed thedancing for the Haresfoot show thisyear.Coleman PleasedHamilton Coleman, who for a num¬ber of years has directed the Black¬friar productions, expresses himself .as highly pleased with the successof “Wallie Watch Out.”Newspaper critics have been par¬ticularly interested in the “Rhapsodyin Blue” number, since a similarfeature is part of George White’s“Scandals.” The author of the Black¬friar number it is understood, is con¬sidering challenging George Whiteto determine which version of theRhapsody is the more popular.The following women have beenappointed as Score saleswomen forthe Friday evening performance: Es-(Continued on page 5)SEEK ASSISTANTS ON“C” HANDBOOK STAFFEight positions are open on thestaff of the “C” handbook which ispublished each year by the Y. M. C.A. Board. Three departments haveopenings for new men in their per¬sonnel.Leon Galinsky is editor and Rob¬ert Fisher is’business manager ofthe book, which is edited each yearby Sophomores and Freshmen. Ap¬plications for positions in the audit¬ing, advertising and circulation de¬partments should be made immedi¬ately to either of these two men.The work will consist of a concen¬trated effort in the next two weeks.The editor of the book next yearwill be selected from those who comeout now, according to GaV- * •,UNIVERSITY STUDENTSFOUNTAIN SERVICE AND LIGHT LUNCHES ARE BEST ATWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPCORNER FIFTY-FIFTH AT UNIVERSITY AVENUEFresh Home Made CandiesOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 EUi» AvenueTelephones: Editorial Ofhce, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion in its columns allsubjects of student interest. Contributors most sign their full names to communica¬tions. but publication will, upon request, bo anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. M'dlroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women's EditorHarry L. Shlaes Sports EditorIteese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Women’s EditorKuth Daniels .. Assistant Women's EditorAlta Cundy Social Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTLeland- Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerFrederick Kretschmer, Circulation ManagerGeorge Gruskin Classified Manage!Jack Plncus Auditor (The Lord was much dissatisfied.And many other creatures tried.)The Lord made anthropophagi,And dinosaurs and fleas—And fish that climb and squirrels that fly,Plesiosaurs and bees.(Yet they could not the good Lord please.He swore to better such as these.)The Lord a final effort madeUpon a noble plan;He called all Heaven to his aid—And the result was Man.Note—After the Lord was finished, one of the more ambitiousangels took a crack at the Creator job. The result of his effortswas Woman. This blotch so displeased God that the hapless angelwas tossed to Hell. Such treatments was quite unfair, becausethe Woman w'as better anyhow than some of the buzzards theLord made after much more practise!—StevieSTRAIGHT-JACKETSnpHE college activities are not stationary things. They are not* —or should not be—a routine to be pursued from year toyear according to set forms. They are, rather a constant growth.Unless the college plays, newspapers, and magazines try alwaysto improve their tactics, to find new and better ideas, and to adaptthemselves to changing conditions, these activities will have littlevalue.The policy of recent years has been to draw up, in writing,detailed constitutions and by -laws for the college activities. Meth¬ods of electing officers, of organizing and maintaining staffs, andeven of performing the day’s work, have been described in greatdetail, and enacted into law. This, the graduating seniors havetold their successors, is the way to carry on your wrork—and theonly way. Amend the constitution if you like; but that is noasy job. Except in rare emergncies, use the methods that theconstitution outlines.Some student affairs need written constitutions. Elections,og course, must be standardized. This man is qualified to vote, thatman is not. The vote is open, or it is by secret ballot. Thereare certain specified ways in which a man may become a candi¬date. Such regulations must be made beforehand, because inan election every man must have as fair a chance as possible.But to go further and say just how the day’s work shallbe done, is foolish. The abbot of Blackfriars five years ago couldnot have foretold just what staff organization, how many offi¬cers, etc., Blackfriars would need in 1926. Last June the execu¬tives of The Daily Maroon framed a constitution that has alreadynoticeably hindered the staff’s progres. Tlhejr 11 constitutionfailed, not because it is a bad constitution (for it is a good one),bu because unforeseen things have happened. We have found newways of getting news, and new ways of presenting it- We havetried new business methods. Staff members have unexpectedchances for work in other activities. We have discovered specialtalents among some staff miembers, and special lack of talentamong others. Such events must be dealt with, not at long rangeby he lawmakers of a year ago, but by those who are concernedwith the events themselves.Constitution-making is too difficult an art for college stu¬dents. Their activities (except for a few mechanical processeslike elecions) can not be reduced to formula. Nor have they timeto reduce things to formula. They have problems of the moment.If the college plays, newspapers, and magazines try always toimprove their tactics, to find new and better ideas, and to adaptthemselves to changing conditions, hey need not worry about theby-laws of the future. MU ALPHA at Chicago, now that this Male-Female fussrages, increases in membership. We expect a letter of appealfrom Velvet Joe..That’s Just Our Extension CommitteeDear Turk:Either there are two Mu Alpha pledges working on that roadgang on Kenwood near 63rd, or the official jeweler is sellingpledge buttons indiscriminately. Shall I investigate?—The Constant SophomoreI met her at one of those large affairs,We talked and talked and tabbed—Dorothy Dow had the same effect on her.She remembered the same bits of Edna St. Vincent Milet.Rupert Brooks, Snowshoe A1 tickled her,“Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” was the sublestSort of humor.All the poignant bits of everythingThat I cherished—she too loved.I dared to think of future talks . . .And oh, how she danced.I hoped—I dreamedShe was damnably attractive . . .Then she told me she lived on 151st Street!—ChuckOnly You Can’t Botle Them UpTurk, old thing:To your compendium of masculine opinions in regard to women,you may add mine: They are like bum gin—only a fool is fondof them. In any quantity at all they make one sick, prolonged at¬tention makes a wreck of the best, and they leave one with abad aste in the mouth. —The Ramblin’ KidON BEING WEL BRED“T came up to see about my work!”;i She had planted herself stoutly in a chair by the instructor’sdesk.“You are not doing very well,” was the instructo’s comment.“You receive a poor grade in your midterm and have not beenable to recite when I have called on you in class.”“Am I gonna get an ‘A’?”“You most certainly are not.”“Well what sort of grade am I in line for?”“A very poor one if I were to grade you on the work donethus far.”“Well, gosh, I always got A’s in this stuff before. You knowMr. told me to take you for a course last quarter; butgee, I’m glad I didn’t.”The instructor smiled quietly.“So, I’m not gonna get an A ?’“No.”“Well, if I do a lot of reciting and studying from now on willit help?”“Yes.”“Yes.”• dl, all right then, but gosh! I’m glad I didn’t have you forcourse.” She bounced out of the room. AND ALONG CAME ATLASDear Tamara: *Truly the imagination of a feminine mind with an inferioritycomplex is amazing! No, my dear, you have the wrong dope al¬together. I am not in the habit of cultivating parlor maids, highschool children, moustachios, waitresses, nor Y. M. C. A. commit¬tees; and as for the “nasty little poewms,” I’m sorry you feltobliged to take them so to your little hear.. How can you ignorehe main issues of this noble argument, started by our astuteSevie, a gentleman and a scholar (not a bit cuddly), to indulge—woman-like—in petty and ignoble personalities? You have almostruined the ravishing picture which your name calls up in myimagination demure, wistful, golden-haired, blue-eyed,sweet-tempered little campus women .... How sad, how young,and yet how wise! It is evident, my dear, that in spite of youradvanced years, in regard to men you have either been terriblydisillusioned, or else never had any experience at all; Try afew—they’re a bit like oysters—go down better a second time—many ways of serving ’em—ask Sis, she has the right idea.As for women in the abstract, they are great! “Modern, civi¬lized woman is a work of art, the most marvelous the industry ofman has yet produced,” says Anatole France. You are the charm¬ing chef-d’oeuvre which the civilizing forces of man’s labors hasproduced! You are a lovely golden heifer of an idol, to whom wetake off our hats, whose carfare we pay, whom we take to theCrillon, who keeps yellow paint on the taxi cabs—In spite forwhich? You hunch up your back; stick out your claws; and spitat us—and still we like to pet you—in the hope that you mightpurr! —Atlas“Her Strength Is Ten For Her Heart Is Pure”This time, Atlas, it is my turn to agree with you. A womancertainly is like a mirror. Break one and bad luck will folow you.But why blame her if the reflection is shallow?—after all it isjust a reflection. —SisA NEW VERSIONWomen are so odd, we see,Indeed so very strange whenThey act like fools, but we agreeGod won’t, and we can’t change them.But men are smart, so it’s not .sinTo take love as we find it—Our woman’s looks to glory in,Her dumbness, not to mind it!TODAY it might well be said—Whistle! Thy name is Woman.Incidentally, we hereby rule out all references to Schopenhauer inany shape, manner or deform!ALL this today is but reprBETTER CONTRIBUTIONS ATAKE THEM! esentative of our motto: WHENIE MADE, THE WHISTLE WILL—TERRIBLE TURK FLANNELS for distinctive business and sport suits. . for Tennis, Golf, for all outdoor sports.An Ideal Combinationis a JERREMS four-piece suitwhich includes long trousers for busi¬ness . . . and KNICKERS for travel¬ing and sports—the coat is made withthe regular plain back and with a gooddisplay of freedom across the shoulders,with bellows or patch pockets. 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Michigan Ave.THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 21, 1926 Page FiveDISTRUST MASSTEACHING; STARTBARN-UNIVERSITYStudents Plan Summer Meet¬ings To Try “InformalEducation“Repudiating the popular ideal ofmass education which has broughtabout factory standardization in ourcolleges and encouraged textbookteaching, a Student university willexplore the possibilities of informaleducation this summer in an old barnat the farm of George Pratt inBridegwater, Conn.”Opening on June 19, a series often day conferences will continue un¬til September 14. The conferencesadmit both men and women; eachconference, however, is limited totwenty-five students.Cost Is NominalThe regular cost of a conference \is $5 registration fee and $3 a dayfor board and room. Scholarshipsare available for a few who mightnot otherwise Le able to attend.“The Student university will serveonly the ‘overwhelming minority’ ofstudents who think, and who enjoythe frontiers of knowledge more thanthe worn paths of the text and lec¬ture hall. “Hush Money” asIt Was Sfeen byA Saleswoman0By Isold EnuftagsThe Maroon yesterday played hostto the winning team in their recentsubscription drive and I was mostfortunate in being on the lucky team.As we lounged back in our mainfloor seats at the Harris where “HushMoney” is being shown, we agreedthat we would be on hand for nextyear’s drive.They certainly picked a good showand we all fell in love with the goodlooking hero, who knew his wayabout in the many love scenes. Theshow seemed to be a combination ofa mystery play, a crook drama anda love story. The leading lady, MissDennie Moore was splendid and weall wishes we had a “hot” formal likeshe wore in the last act. The villainwas all that a villain should be ex¬cept that he was unusually cru.al andreally persecurted the hero, who wastrying to go straight. The sweet¬heart of one of the petty thieves whsclever.* Her part was admirablyplayed by Miss Lee and if the girlwho plays the slang-slinging vampin “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes,”thinks she is the master slinger, shebetter take a trip to the Harris.No Entrance Exam*“While there will be no entranceexamination, the conference will seekonly those likely to make a real con¬tribution to the discussion.” jDouglas Haskell, editor of the“Ned Student,” will lead the first!conference on Journalism from June!19 to June 26. A Symposium, which!will be an experiment in group think-1ing, will occupy the three weeksfrom August 13 to September 3. Thefinal conference on the Drama, fromSeptember 4 to 14, will be led byMrs. H. R. Mussey of Wellesley,Mass. The plot of the show is hokem plusseveral new features. As entertain¬ment it ranks high and should proveenjoyable to any who go to see it.It is thrilling and when the mysteri¬ous diamonds change hands three orfour times in rapid succession, whyyou just hold your breath. It is ashow that points out the dangers ofNight Club Life; but there was lit¬tle danger as far as we could see.The play bill states that you couldtake your grandmother to this per¬formance without her blushing butthey have not met mine. UNDERGRADUATESREGISTER NOW FORNEXT AUTUMNTabular View of CoursesMay 3e Purcured InDean’s OfficeStudents may sign up for tenta¬tive registration for next year now.Official registration for the year1926-27 will begin in the office of thevarious Deans Monday, May 24th,and will continue until Friday, June11th, in accordance with the follow¬ing schedule:Students who have the privilegeof priority registration in the Col¬leges of Arts, Literature and Sciencewill register in accordance with in¬structions from the Dean’s Office,May 24, 25. All other students inthe Arts, Literature and Sciencecolleges will register, by appointmentfrom May 26-June 11.Send NoticesIn the college of Commerce andAdministration registration will bemade in accordance with special no¬tices sent to the students.Registration in the college of Ed¬ucation will be made it the officehours. >f the departmental advisors.Publish CatalogThe tabular view of the courses tobe given in the colleges of Arts, Lit¬erature-and Science, Commerce andAdministration, and Social ServiceAdministration for next year is nowout and may be obtained at the In¬formation Office at 58th and Ellis.The catalog gives all of the coursesto be given in the Summer, Fall Win¬ter and Spring quarters. All coursesare listed under the d epartmentsponsoring them. A few of thecourses do not have the instructorslisted as yet but the book as a wholeis complete.With Pleasure, SirWe now present to Chicago, Ivan Lehrer! andhis Collegians—the orchestra that will be thedance sensation of the season.such effects, such syndopation,such heating, throbbing rhythmthat no dancer can resistTheGolden LilyVSouth Side’s Best Liked Supper Club”309 East Garfield Blvd,at thea T 99T IN ORIGINAL PUT “WALUE”ON BOARDS FORLAST THREE TIMES(Continued from page 1)ther Cook, Joy Veazey, Julia Carpen¬ter, Peggy Hitt, Betty Murvai, JessieLane, Mary Harvey, Laura Chamber-lain, Virginia Gartside, Harriet Lem¬on. Alice Wiles and Ruth Mills.At the Saturday matinee, AliceWiles, Roselle Moss, Frances Nel¬son, Virginia Gartside, Helen Lam-born, Marjorie Creighton, ElizabethBenedict, Margaret Dee and LucyLamon will act as saleswomen.Janet Goode, Charlotte Eckhart,Betty Graham, Marjorie Williamson,Jessica Pickett, Harriet Lemon, Mar¬cia Wallace, Celia Kern and HelenKing will be score saleswomen at theSaturday evening performance.CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTSELECT NEW HEADSElection of officers for the comingyear will take place at the annualbusiness meeting of the ChristianScience Society Tuesday at 4:30 inWant AdsFORD B A R G A I N—1926 FordTouring. Run only 550 miles. Perfectcondition. Testimonials from hun¬dreds as t oits value. Neew jack, al¬though the car has one. RUN do notWALK to 5747 University Avenue,and ask for Tom Mulroy.LOST—Friday in Reynolds clubtheatre, man’s Elgin wrist watch.Reward, Downing, Midway 0952. the north reception room of Ida. meeting members of the society willNoyes hall. 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Carson Pirie Scott & Co The south entrance on StateStreet affords easiest access tothe conveniently groupedMen’s Sections.Men’s SaleIt Brings Savings That Make It Worthwhile For EveryMan To Replenish Completely His Wardrobe At This TimeTwo'Trousers SuitsSpecial, $38 and $48Only an inspection can convey the unusual value-giving presented in these suits—workmanship and fabricqualities are exceptional at these low prices. For young men there are smart, good-looking English styles; formen of more conservative tastes, styles in the light as well as darker patterns. The plain dark blues as well asnew striped patterns are all included at these two very special sale prices—$38 and $48.Four-PieceGolf Suits, $37Coat, vest, long trousers and knickers—they’re so popular because serviceable andcomfortable for business or sports wear.Golf Sweaters, $6.50 and $10.50Slip-overs in all-over patterns. All sizes.At $8.50, coat sweaters of imported alpaca insolid colors and mixtures.Imported Hosiery, $2.50, $4.50, $6.50Exceptional assortments, new patternsand colorings. Various weights and qualities.Wool Knickers, Special, $7.75Well made, cut full and roomy In fancypattern weaves and solid colors. $775Linen Knickers, $3.50 and $5.50Of cool, white linen, carefully made andproportioned All pre-shrunk.Golf Shirts, Special, $2Of white broadcloth. With collar at¬tached. and flap pocket. Sizes 13V£ to 17Golf Oxfords, $6 PairIn a wide variety of good-looking stylesand color combinations, low priced at $6.Golf Caps, Special, $2.25The eight-quarter style, many with theventilated visor—-comfortable for golf.Golf Cubs, Special, $2.75Complete variety—all are this season’smodels—in right or left hand models. Accu¬rately balanced, well made. Irons all hand-forged, shafts of selected hickory and grips ofcalfskin. The woods included at the same price.Golf Bags, Leather Trimmed, $5"Wonder” Golf Balls, $5 Dozen Top-Coats, $35 and $50Loose-fitting, straight-hanging box-back styles. Of fine im¬ported as well as domestic fabrics in grays, tan mixtures andfancy weaves. Very special in the sale.Fine Cravats at $1.50From imported jacquard patterned crepes as well as silks ofheavier construction. All hand-made and finished with silk facings.Colorings and patterns are in tremendous varieties. They’re re¬markable at this price, showing typical savings of those featuredthroughout the Men’s Week Sale. Very special, $1.50.Athletic Union SuitsAt $1.75— At $2.50— At $2.75—Of striped fabrics,in the two-buttondrop seat or closedcrotch style. Sizes36 to 46. All-linen athleticunion suits, cool forsummer wear,closed crotch style.Sizes 36 to 46. Silk-mixed unionsuits, a quality mostunusual, two-buttondrop seat style. Sizes36 to 46.Knitted lisle union suits of light weight in the short sleeve, three-quarter length, drop seat or closed crotch style. Sizes 36 to 46, £2 suit.UniS V. riHigh-Grade ShirtsCollar-Attached, or Neckband StyleMany with Soft Collar to Match$2*50—Very SpecialTremendous assortments of these shirts—all prepared spe¬cially for this sale. They’re of patterned fabrics in fresh, new.crisp patterns and colorings—of madras and dimity madras inpatterns, and white broadcloth with self-satin stripes.Every detail of their workmanship has been given carefulattention—they’re in every way extraordinary values at this price.All sizes, 14 to 17. Featured in the Sale at $2.50. Thread Silk HosierySpecial, $1.50Full-fashioned hosiery—thread silk to the top, of good, heavy weightSubstantially underpriced. Well reinforced at the toe, heel and sole withcotton. Black, navy blue, gray, mode, champagne, white. $1.50 pair.HosieryAt 75c- HosieryAt $1.15■Thread silk full-fashioned hos¬iery with cotton top and reinforcedtoes, heels and soles. In black, navyblue, gray, mode and champagne. Men's imported lisle hosiery.Checks, plaids and jacquard pat¬terns—full fashioned. Splendid as¬sortments for every taste.Light Weight PajamasSpecial, $2.75Of light weight pongee in neat all-over patterns and many differentcolor combinations, in the collar-attached style; or the plain style withbraid loops. Others of soisette in all white or in solid colors. Excep¬tional values in the Men’s Week Sale. $2.75. Sizes 15 to 18.Men’s OxfordsIn Variety to Meet EverySummer Footwear RequirementSale Price, $6Oxfords for Street WearOf Tan and Black CalfskinTan and Black Kid skinOxfords for Sports WearIn Solid Colors andCombinations of ColorsCrepe and Ribbed Rubber Soles■*. . J , . , *■>’Net squad meetsWisconsin at 3 P. M. The DailyFriday Morning SPORTS Maroon Golfers, trackmen,ball nine in contests !tomorrow.May 21, 1926INDIVIDUAL STARS GET W.G.I. INVITESGoodman Hurls No Hit, No Run I-M Game as Macs BeatRomans, 4-0NINETEEN STRIKEOUT; PHI PI PHIBEATS PHI BELTSFirst Perfect Game ThisYear as Macs TakeTitleThrough the sensational pitchingof Irving ’Goodman, who hurled aperfect no-hit game, the Macs easilywon the Non-fraternity IndoorChampionship yesterday afternoon bydefeating the Romans 4 to 0. Good¬man fanned 19 out of a possible 21and did not allow a man to reach-first. Makela and Meyer were theonly Romans to touch the horsehideboth being easy outs. Ball of theRomans also pitched excellent ballholding the hard hitting Macs to fourhits and three walks.Jack Sheer starred with the stickby slamming a homer with two onin the third inning to score threeruns for the winners. Sheer alsoscored the first run. Anderson andSemmer also played well for theMacs. This makes an average of 18strikes a game for Goodman in hislast two starts. By virtue of theirvictory, the Macs stamped themselvesas powerful contenders for the Uni¬versity title, when they enter thesemi-finals next week.Consistent HurlerThat this stellar hurling by Good¬man is to be feared in the comingchampionship contests is warrantedby a glance through his record forthe whole season. Besides not losinga single game in the entire play tothe title, no opposing team hasscored over 5 runs off his trickypitching, and several of them havebeen held scoreless. In a gameagainst the Senators, Goodman pitch¬ed faultless ball to fan out the firstsixteen men to bat against him. Hewon this game bya runaway score,and set a no-hit record for the In¬tramural league, which was only tobe bettered by his yesterday’s show¬ing.The consistent work of Goodmanhas kept the ability of the othermembers of the non-fraternity cham¬pionship team in the dark, exceptfor the batting skill. In this depart¬ment, the Macs have two of the hard¬est hitters of the I-M league in Sheerand Plotkin. These men led the bat¬ting average of the non-fraternitydivision, and are looked for to putthe Macs through some stiff gameswith the Fraternity league winners.Other men on the Mac outfit are F.Anderson, J. Anderson, Cohn, Fell-heimer, Semmer and Leviton.Phi Pi Phi, 12; Phi Delt, 1Phi Pi Phi won its way into a tiefor first honors in their league, bydefeating the dangerous Phi Deltnine 12 to 1. Led by Kraft, whohurled a four-hit game, and helpedconsiderably by four home-runs, twoeach by Carlson and Staudt, the vic¬tors annexed this crucial contest bysteady playing through-out the wholefray. Weddell Announces FinalPlans For Spring FestivalPlay Semi-finalsIn Handball TodayToday will see the start of thefinal rounds of the handball tour¬ney, an affair that has been car¬ried over front the winter quar¬ter. An all Mac crew will playin the semi-finals so it is certainthat the final title will rest withthat organization.The matches on schedule areSilverman versus Goodman, andElson versus Geismao. The firstpair, Goodman and Silverman wonthe doubles title last week. Nowit is probable that one of themwill win the singles championship.All of the men are experiencedplayers and the matches are cer¬tain to be interesting and fast,especially so in the finals.GOLFERS LEAVEFOR CHAMPAIGNMinnesota (RowersHold Match June 15A step to further the establish¬ment of rowing as a sport at theUniversity of Minnesota will takeplace when a, group of Gopher stu¬dents will row unattached against theMinnesota Boat Club as a part of theregular commencement day programJune 15. There has always been anagitation for making rowing a sportat the Gopher school and it is nowassuming definite proportions. Prac¬tice has already begun. Hisert, Patterson, DorseyBartlett in I ineupOnce more the sturdy Maroon foursets out to annex another golf meet,but this time away from home. Theyleave tonight for Champaign tomeet the doughty Illini squad intheTr initial away from home con¬tests having won all previous meets.The four men who will play forthe locals are Captain Kenny Hisert,Art Patterson, Johnny Bartlett andJ. Dorsey. These four have beenon the Maroon lineup all this seasonand will probably play through theremainder of the year unless one ofthem falls into a terrible slump.This is Captain Hisert’s last yearin Conference competition and hewill be lost to the team after thisseason. But the other three will behere to play next year, and with theaddition of several new men who areat present frosh, the squad will prob¬ably be almost as strong as it is atpresent.The man who will play in firstposition for the Illini is M. O'Connellwho was the bright light of lastyear’s four. This season, with moreexperience under his belt, he shouldprove a worthy foe of Captain Hisertin their match Saturday morning.His teammates are Bard, Clark andSchooff. Although the world at large isturning its attention to the NationalInterscholastic meet at Soldiers Fieldthe interest of the University of Chicago undergraduate will be focusedon the remnants of Stagg field nextFriday afternoon where the finals inthe Intramural track events and thechampionship indoor baseball gamewill be held. The event, which is for¬mally known as the second annual In¬tramural Spring Festival, will culminate the activities of the Intramural department tor this season andwill incidentally crown two new or¬ganisation champions. In conjunctionwith the track meet, the final fresh¬man varsity meet will take place.Hold Elimination TrialsIn order to insure the fact thateverything is to be run off on timenext Friday, elimination trials willbe held in every event except the440, 880, and 1 mile runs. This willpermit the reduction of the big en¬try list to five finalists in each eventand will consequently produce asnappy meet on Friday afternoon,May 28th. As in the case of lastyear the baseball game will be heldon the field simultaneously with thetrack and field events and thus abusy afternoon is in store for spec¬tator and contestant alike.“Many students have inquiredabout the condition of the track,”said Bill Weddell, manager of theaffair, “owing to the constructionwork on the new stadium the erron¬eous opinion that the track is in badshape seems to be prevalent. Thesituation, however, is this:—Thetrack is merely cut down to five lapsto the mile instead of four. Other¬wise it is exactly as it was last year.The track is being kept in good shapefor the meet and on Friday it willbe exceptionally fast.”Individual AwardsThe Intramural department is es¬pecially anxious to get entries fromnon-fraternity groups and individ¬uals who are unattached, accordingto Weddell and special prizes for in¬dividuals have been secured. Thefact that five places in each eventwill count and the ineligibility forcompetition in the meet of practical¬ly all University athletes is pointedout by the officials as proof that itwill a great day for the novice andfor the organization that gets thelargest entry. LOCAL NETMENPLAY WISCONSINTHIS AFTERNOONLast; Meet Before BigTen TennisTourneyThis afternoon the powerful netmen from Wisconsin will match rac¬kets with the Maroons on the varsitycourts in the last match before theBig Ten meet here on May 27. TheBadgers have a fifty-fifty recordthus far this season while the Ma¬roons are far below the .500 mark.Coach Reed’s team will includeCapt. Schaeffer, Shapinsky, who isundefeated thus far this season,Hudnn, the colored sensation, Hall,Drain, and possibly Bennett. Sha-jpinsky and Schaeffer \should wjintheir matches, so that the outcomeof the matches hinges on the dou¬bles showing. Against Michigan, thelocals had a 3-2 lead before the dou¬bles matches started; then the Wol¬verines copped the two doublesmatches and copped the meet 4 to3. The Cardinals also have a recordas being particularly strong in dou¬bles play.The showing that the Maroonsmake against the Badgers will givea line as to how they will fare in the•Conference meet next week againstthe cream of the Conference includ¬ing such stellar performers as Krick-baum of Michigan and O’Connell ofIllinois.TRACKSTERS ENGAGEGOPHERS TOMORROWON MILL CITY FIELDIntercollegiate Net MeetAt Philadelphia This YearThe intercollegiate lawn tennischampionship of the United Statesis to be decided at Philadelphia thisyear in a tourney which is scheduledto begin on June 28th. The eventwill be conducted by the Interscho¬lastic, Lawn Tennis Association un¬der the auspices of the United StatesLawn Tennis Association and is tobe played on the grounds of theMerion Crickey Club, at Haverford.The meet is annually one of themost successful intercollegiate titu¬lar events. Universities and collegesfrom all sections of the nation areinvited to enter each year and eachyear there is a keen struggle for su¬premacy between the various teams.The only restriction to the entriesis that the schools must belong tothe Intercollegiate lawn tennis as¬sociation. The winner of the Big Ten Con¬ference meet, soon to be held at Chi¬cago, may enter the event and ifthey do, will stand a rather goodchance to come out with a win. Lastyear the University of Californiamade a clean sweep of the affairtaking both the singles and the dou¬bles championships. This year theBear’s teams will be strong but arenot expected that they will repeattheir last year’s feat.Each school may enter a team ofnot more than four singles playersand two doubles teams. A specialprovision is made so that no twomen from the same university willmeet before the second, or if pos¬sible, the third round. The playingrules which will govern the tourneywill be the rules of the United Statesassociation. Chicago gathers its shattered trackstrength Saturday and departs forMinneapolis to meet the Universityof Minnesota in a real battle. TheMaroon team strength has been sap¬ped by injuries and inteligibilitiesbut the men still have the spirit andstill have the power to scrap theGophers to a finish.From one angle there is every rea¬son why Minnesota should be better:that is from the training and condi¬tioning angle. The Maroons havehad a meet every Saturday since theseason rest last week-end. Whichmay, and again which may not, bea good thing for Minnesota.The northern team has severalstars on its weight list, chief ofwhom is Drill who has an effort of43 feet 5 3-4 inches to his credit.But Chicago has Hobscheid, Rouse,Olwin, Henderson, Wolf, and sev¬eral other husky lads, who certainlyought to be able to put the pill far¬ther than the Minnesotamen. Onlyone thing mars the proceedings—with Shabiner ineligible the Gophersmay score a slam in the javelin.In the quarter the Minnesota out¬fit has a real star in Morrison. Mor¬rison has actually run the 440 in aneven 50 seconds, which puts him upamong the conference leaders. Thenalso, the team has a few good dashmen—Gruhagen who placed in thisevent at the Drake relays, and Sheildswho used to run the hundred in tenflat while still in high school.All of which however doesn’t meanso much when the Maroon list ofperformers is looked over. There isa whole array of best bets—foremostamong whom are Captain Jimmy Cu¬sack, Anton Burg and McKinney. Here’s One of TheSpecial InvitationsHot on the heels of the newsthat a high school lad in a smalltown in Colorado had high jump¬ed six feet, one and one-eightinches the Interscholastic commit¬tee sent out a special invitationyesterday afternoon. The speial isnow winging its way to Emil Olan-der, at the Grover High Schoolof Grover, Colorado, the boy whobroke the Colorado state recordlast Saturday.The lad had learned to jump intennis shoes, old and torn, andhad managed to go over at fivefeet 6 inches. At the big state meetsomeone loaned him a pair ofspiked shoes, and he cleared thebar at six feet one and one-eighthinch, a mark that compares fav¬orably with the Interseholasticrecord.So now his townspeople aretaking up a contribution to buyhim a grand pair of spiked shoes,and to send him to the Interscho¬lastic to set a new national record.BALLMEN ANXIOUSFOR PURDUE WINOut to Avenge Defeat inEarly Season TiltProbable LineupsChicago— Purdue—Anderson, 2b Plock, IfMacklind, rf Pierce, lbMcConnell, ss Taube, cfBrignall, 3b Wilcox, 2bGubbins, p Ware, 3bWebster, c Wise, cHoerger, cf Rabe, ssGordon, If Harmeson, rfPrice, lb McHargue, pThe Maroon baseball outfit willattempt to grab their third conse¬cutive victory when they will engagein the national pastime with a ballclub representing the Purdue univer¬sity tomorrow afternoon on the Mid¬way lot. A victory for Norgren’smen would give them a .500 per¬centage with three wins and a likenumber of defeats. A defeat forPurdue would also give them a .500percentage so if Chicago wins mat¬ters will be simplified greatly for theindividuals who compute the leaguestandings.Purdue Strength VariesPurdue has a peculiar team thisseason. One day they are invincibleshowing form of the first calibre andthe next day, well, they are not. Theresult of tomorrow’s game will de¬pend! somewhat /on this fact. 'Itmight be added that the Maroonsalso look invincible-like once in awhile, and they have retained thataspect for the last two or threeweeks, giving no indication that theywill drop it Saturday afternoon.But on good days and on bad onesthe Purdue men are dangerous with(Continued on page 2) SPECIAL LETTERSSENT TO LEADINGPREP TRACKMENCorrespondent RushingCommittee StartsWorkBy Victor Roteru*In order that the 22nd annualWorld’s Greatest Interscholastic willbe all that the name implies, the cor¬respondent rushing committee hasbeen fully organized, and has ef¬fected the immediate dispatch of ahuge number of personal invitationsto the best talented high school trackathletes in the land.The committee after an exhaustiveresearch of the records made by in¬terscholastic stars throughout thecountry tendered these honor invi¬tations to the athletes making thebest track marks during the year.Invite Nation’s BestThese men have , accomplishedtruly remarkable feats on the cin¬ders and on the field, and, without adoubt, if the major portion of themcompete as expected there will be awholesale shattering of former na¬tional marks made in the annualmeeting.The list is long and impressive.Haines, national interscholastic 220low hurdles record holder, and An¬derson, state champion in 120 highhurdles, are two San Bernardino,Colo., flashes, who have been spe¬cially invited. A number of othersequally as great: Miller of Elmwood,Ill., and Wiggins of El Dorado, Ill.,who recently were tied in the highjump with leaps of 6 feet and 3 5-8inches at Urbana; Taylor, St. John’sMil’tary Academy, who covered the120 yards of high hurdles in 15 1-10seconds at the Ohio State Relays fora new world's academic record; Jim¬my Patterson, Tilden, Illinois Statesprint champ; and Beckmeyer, Car¬lisle, Ill., and Ramsey of Senn, thepair who finished 1, 2, in the 440yard run at the State meet, bothbreaking the old record.Long ListStill others: Frouculo, Mooseheart(Continued on page 2)Purple FootballPractice ClosesNorthwestern’s spring footballpractice which came to a close afew days ago reveailed the mostpromising material and prospects thatschool has had under the Thistle-waithe regime. The practice wasconducted for a period of six weeks.A scoreless tie game concluded thelong line of drills. Prizes were givenfor best individual performances,and the men threw their suits in thetrunks with the cry of “Beat Chi¬cago.” BADGER ELEVENS INPRACTICE CONTESTSMadison, Wis., May 20.—Battlinggamely in ankle deep mud, the Navyreversed the tables of last week anddefeated the Army, 6 to 0 in thesecond of the spring football drills ofCoach George Little’s program. TheArmy was forced to use more thanits shock troops but found all to noavail. Coach Little was in favor ofcalling off the tilt until better weath¬er but not such with the two "bat¬tling elevens.It is this kind of spirit that is go¬ing to produce real Badgers for thecoming season on the gridiron. It isalso such weather that the Badgersseem to fall heir to on game days,and the teams were in favor of get¬ting used to it right now. The gamefairly sparkled, despite the leadenskies and a constant downpour ofrain, with good football. The slip¬pery ball, weighty feet, and soakeduniforms could not stop the twoelevens as they fought, nothing shortof battled, under these adverse con¬ditions.The Badger leader was more thanpleased with the work and will nowhave until Saturday to prepare forthe titular clash that is to be stagedat Camp Randall on Saturday. Bothelevens will be out in full force todo or die. The spring title is at stake.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 21, 1926 * •-'L=SPECIAL LETTERSSENT TO LEADINGPREP TRACKMEN(Continued from sport page)High, who tied the 60 yard openworld’s record at the National A.A. U. indoor championships, and whohas been high point man in everymeet he has entered; Portmess, Senn,who broadjumps consistently over22 feet; Roger, Senn, who establish¬ed a new state record in the 120high hurdles; and Spina, MortonHigh, who has ran the 440 yards in49 flat during a sectional meet.And then the runners comprisingthe crack relay teams—as three re¬lays, the half-mile, the mile and thetwo mile, will be ran at the GrantPark stadium. These quartets whohave been given the good word arethe same ones that showed their heelsto other relay teams at Penn, Drake,Ohio, Kansas, Wisconsin. Marquetteand Bradley. More marks are duefor a jarring tumble if these runners respond favorably to the in¬vites.More: Babcock and Wordstock ofSt. John’s; Berduct, Morgan Park;Kenourek and Rockaway, Culver;Johnson, Para, Ill., Mendal, O’Neida,S. D.; Roche, DeKalb, Ill.; Wilcox,Westport, Mo.; O’Connell and Mc¬Donald, Senton Hall Academy; Pal¬mer and Winey, Washington, D. C.;McDaniels, Newell, Futchul, North¬western High, Kansas City, andSimpson of East High, Columbus,Ohio.MORTAR BOARD PLEDGESThe Mortar Board announces thepledging of Joanna Downs of SiouxFalls, South Dakota.FAY’S LUNCHHome CookingSpecial Rates to Students845 E. 55th StLEARN TO DANCE WELLTAKE A FEW LESSONS NOWTeresa Dolan Dancing School1208 East 63rd Street, near WocdlawnClasses Nightly at 8:00 and Sundays 2:00to 6:00. Charleston, Saturday. Privatelessons any time, day or evening.PHONE HYIiE PARK 3080C O W H E Y SMEN’S SHOP55th St. and Ellis Ave.Has aCOMPLETE LINE OF NEW SPRINGSTYLESHats - Caps - Sweaters - Silk MufflersTiesNestlesMilkChocolateCroquettesjRichest in Cream BALLMEN ANXIOUS FORPURDUE WIN(Continued from sport page)the bat for the husky engineers areinclined to over-emphasize that de¬partment of baseball. Not the leastof these heavy hitters are Taube andWilcox, both basketball and foot¬ball men.Gubbins To HurlGubbins, who gave a pleasing ac¬count of himself in the Northwest¬ern jaunt, will probably work againstthe visitors. Macklind will be heldin reserve. Either McHargue andHulswitt will adopt the hurling jobfor Purdue. Both are quite depend¬able pitchers but they occasionallyblow-up with the rest of the team.Chicago cannot as yet be countedout of the rae as Michigan, theleader, is very liable to become avictim to a couple spills which wouldgive them three setbacks, the sameas suffered by the Norgrenites. TheMaroons will have to do some heroicplaying, however, to finish the sea¬son without another defeat. JUNIORS PLAN CLASSPARTY IN IDA NOYESThe Junior class is going to havean original party at the expense ofthe class treasury, according to JohnHowe, president of the class. Theexact date has not been set but theco-chairmen, Wendell Bennett andJoy Veazey, are making arrange¬ments ts secure Ida Noyes hall onJune 2.There will be dancing, rotationbridge, refreshments and vaudeville.THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigr.rettrs Fountain ServiceTe). H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenre and 55th StTouristthird cabin^EUROPEWith college parties onfamous “O” steamers ofThe Royal Mail LineWrite for Illustrated Booklet.School ofForeign Travel, Inc.^112 College St, New Haven, Com.CHURCH OF SAINTTHOMAS THEAPOSTLEKimbark at 55th St.WHITSUNDAYSolemn Mass II a. m.Mass No. 4 Wm. VowlesMidet — Confirma hocPalestina (1 526)The Proper of the Mass willbe sung to ancient Greg¬orian melodies. ,3ftrst Jlmtarum Cljurrh57fK and Woodlawn AvenueVON OGDiN VOGT. MinisterSunday, May 2311 A. M. The Seventh' CommandmentFRESHMEN!DO YOU?CHARLESTONTHE FINESTCHARLESTONEXPERTS IN THE COUNTRYOrchestra NightlyNATIONAL DANCING ACADEMYAuditorium Bldg.—431 So. 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