«r,u«w nM^fww^Chicago Alumnigather at Annualbanquet jtonight. Wiie Batto jlaroott Phoenix an¬nounces staff forcoming year.Vol. 26 No. 121 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, MAY 20, 1926 Price Five CentsCHICAGO GRADSMEEjT TONIGHTAT LOOP HOTELAnnual Banquet at the LaSalle Will StartAt SixWhile the campus decks itself forthe 1926 Alumni Reunion, the Chi¬cago’Alumni club will start the ballof activity rolling: with its annualbanquet scheduled for 6 o'clock thisevening at. the Hotel LaSalle.Tonight's affair will be honoredwith the presence of President MaxMason. He will address the associa¬tion on the past and future of theUniversity. The other speakers andguests of honor are Vice-PresidentWoodward, Vice-President Sterre, Di¬rector of Athletics Stagg, Coach NelsNorgren and his ball team.Expect Over 200More than two hundred alumniare expected to attend the occasion,at which officers for the coming yearwill be elected. William H. Lyman,'14, will officiate as retiring presi¬dent. Roderick MacPherson, '16, issecretary of the club. Plans for 1927activities of the organization will bediscussed, with the view of inspiringa more solid support of Universityprojects on the part of the “oldgrads.”Further features of this year’s re¬union were announced yesterday byAdolph G. Pierrot, of the UniversityAlumni office. “Every effort is be¬ing made to make this reunion onethat will live in the annals of thecampus as an epoch, and one thatwill bring back to the students ofyesterdays scenes and memories thatwill make them proud to belong toChicago.”Start With Class DayAmong the most interesting fea¬tures of the reunion, which beginsJune 11 with Class Day, and endsJune 15, with Convocation Day, arethe class anniversaries. The classof 1886 will gather for its fortiethconsecutive meeting since its grad¬uation. Of the thirteen originalmembers, two are known to be dead.Six or eight with their families areexpected. Edgar A. Buzzell is incharge of the anniversary- He andhis wife are classmates.The class of '90 will hold its thir¬tieth anniversary, under the direc¬tion of Harry W. Stone. ’01 meetsfor the twenty-fifth time with MarianFairman leading them. Herbert I.Markham is in charge of reservationsfor the twentieth anniversary of '11,.1. Craig Redmon, of the tenth an¬niversary of '16, John Fulton, of thefifth anniversary of ’21, and Mi's.Ruth Stagg Lauren, daughter of the“Old Man.” in charge of the firstanniversary of ’25.All class functions will centeraround dinners at the University,principally at the Quadrangle club.Besides recalling old times and in¬dulging in some alumni activities,all classes expect to attend Prof.Brcasted’s lecture, after which Presi¬dent Mason is holding a reception inMandel hall. Rodents TriumphantIn Foster CrusadeWhen a mouse gets loose in afraternity house and runs amuckthe affair is simply looked upon asan idiosyncrasy of the house cat,but when one gets loose in Fosterhall things begin to happen. Atleast this seemed to be the caseyesterday afternoon when a mis-chevious rodent of the climbingvariety disturbed the bliss of thesecond floor front of Foster.It seems that the mouse hadgotten into Ruth Holmes’ crackerbox and when Ruthie got hungryand opened the lid she found thebleary eyed little rascal partakingof the soda bits. Violent screams.Screams. In the twinkling of aneye the room was filled with youngwomen. They held their skirtshigh above their heads, holdingdown the lid of the box andscreaming for help. When at lastthe naive little rodent made its es¬cape the women returned to theirrooms after making an inventoryto see that the mouse was no¬where on their persons. HiSUMMER GARBFOR CLASS HOP(Plan Five Hours of Dancing;Grand March at 10Because the Interclass Hop is go¬ing to be held in such an outdoor,springlike, garden party setting,summer formal dress has been de¬creed for the occasion. Light dressesfor the women, and light flannels,dark coats and soft shirts for themen are the order of the evening.It’s all designed with the purpose ofmaking the Hop a lighter, freer and1 happier occasion than the more stiff Cadets SaluteOld Glory” AtSound of Taps“Old Glory” will be lowered fromits lofty position above the campusat 4:30 this afternoon by t.be mem¬bers of the R. O. T. C. Unit of theUniversity. The Cadet battalion aid¬ed by the University band will bemarched to the circle. Cadet officerswill be decked out in their brandnew uniforms and will have a chanceto show their spurs and sabers whichthey were forced to abandon at theMilitary Ball.Cadet Captain Herbert Mayer willfunction in his capacity as actingMajor and will have charge of theceremonies. There will be two bat¬teries of field artillery in the Re¬treat. Each battery will contain acannon and a caisson drawn byhorses from the government stables.Cadet First Lieutenant ClarenceHoffman will be in command of bat¬tery A and Cadet First LieutenantCharles W. Lenth will have charge ofbattery D. Cadet Second LieutenantE .C. Mattick will be acting CadetAdjutant.The whole ceremony is for thepurpose of lowering the flag in anappropriate manner. Everything willbe carried out just as it is at an of¬ficial lowering the flag at importantmilitary occasions. ELECT ALLISON,STEPHENSON ASPHOENIX HEADSRoot Is Asst. Editor; BennettAnd Markley AlsoGet PostsPhi Betes ListTwenty HighestSophs as GuestsTwenty sophomore honor studentswill be the guests of honor at a re¬ception given by Dr. Dudley B. Reedhealth officer of the University fordances which have studded the rest i the Undergraduate members of Phiof the social year. Beta Kappa. They are named ac-Dancing will run five hours—from j cording to scholastic standing: Kath-Chi Rho Sigma ToHold Raffle FridayChi Rho Sigma will sponsor a“hope chest” raffle Friday at 8 atthe home of Mrs. C. E. Smith, analumnus member, for the benefit ofthe development fund of the club.The club hope chest contains ob¬jects valued at a thousand dollars,according to Laura Chamberlain, un¬dergraduate member. The chest andits contents, which vary from linento lingerie, have been contributedby both the alumnae and active mem-ben.The Chi Rho Sigma developmentfund, for the benefit of which theraffle is being held is also used tohelp incoming women every year. nine to two—with time out for theGrand March and such refreshmentsas happen to be about. The Marchis scheduled for 10 o’clock. John Mc¬Donough, who is leading the sopho¬more wing with Betsy Farwell, willbarely have time to Execute tilemovements that are in order, for hehas to catch an early train to Co¬lumbus with the baseball team.The fraternity allotments, whichdisposed of some 170 tickets, are go¬ing fast, but Graham, of the Hageybrothers combination, announcesthat there are about twenty-five bidsleft for such non-fraternity men,alumni or unclassified as have thefive dollars and the inclination.Plans are progressing on a Hop.Maroon, with George Morgensternand George Koehn in charge. It willbe eight pages, will have cuts of jthe leaders, the band, and whatever:other principals there are. John Allison was elected Editor-in-Chief of the Phoenix at a meet¬ing of the Board of Control of thecomic monthly yesterday afternoon.William Stephenson was elected Busi¬ness Manager.Allison was an Associate Editorlast year, and in this capacity con¬tributed many of the humoroussketches of the year, as well as con¬ducting the “draymah” page. He isa member of Alpha Tau Omega.Stephenson, who is a member ofBeta Theta Pi, was AdvertisingManager during 1925-26 and, accord¬ing to Addison Wilson, retiring Busi¬ness Manager, was of great attend¬ance in putting the Phoenix on afinancially sound basis.James Root, retiring Art Editor,has been elected Assistant Editor,while Rainey Bennett has becomeArt Editor. The campus has had anopportunity to see Root’s work bothin connection with the Phoenix andwith Blackfriars, and, according toAllison, will be able to see an espe¬cially able example of his ability ir.the new Cap and Gown, which willbe out this month.Robert Markley was re-elected tothe post of Circulation Manager.The position of Advertising Man¬ager is as yet unfilled. It is to beheld open over the summer to allowthe new Business Manager to get alin£ on the abilities of the numerouscandidates. Three Associate Editorswere elected at the meeting: LeoStone, Editor of the Whistle, Stew¬art Bradley and George Morgenstern,(Continued no page 4) Mary McDowellPortrait Hung InTheology LibraryA portrait of Miss Mary E. Mc¬Dowell was presented to the Uni¬versity by the Board of the Univer¬sity Settlement at a dinner at theSettlement house last night. MissMcDowell has been Head Residentat the House for nearly thirty years.Paul Trebilcock, the artist whopainted the portrait, has also paint¬ed a picture of Dean Shailer Mat¬hews and the two will be hung inthe Commons Room of the Theologi¬cal Seminary. The picture of MissMcDowell was first presented to theBoard, who in turn gave it to theUniversity. The picture of DeanMathews was given to the Universityby the artist.The portrait of Miss McDowellwill be hung in the University hallin commenoration of her many yearsof valuable social work in behalf ofthe University. COUNCIL PLANS‘SUB-DEANS’ TOAID FRESHMENScheme Includes Appoint¬ment of Student Deans«to Rank with MarshalsENTERTAIN FORSENIOR WOMENCouncil of Ida Noyes HallGives Annual Partyerinet Miller, Ruth Frank, Ruth Eg-dorf, Gertrude Holmes, Mosaji Mar-umoto, Archie Blake, Eli Frank,Martha Ireland, Kathryn Schultz,Marion Richeson, Jeannette Child,Herbert Wolfe, Eleanor Wilkins, Pe¬ter Rosendale, Leo Brown, Edna. , , , „ XT _Gross, Charlotte Spenkoch, Emelyn ™an °* th® department of New Tes-ELECT GOODSPEEDNEW PRESIDENT OFORCHESTRAL ASSN.Prof. Edgar J. Goodspeed, chair-Pravell, Edgar Reinke, Walter Kin¬caid and Lawrence Apitz.Prof. Ernest Hatch Wilkins of theRomance department who organizedthe undergraduate Phi Beta Kappaclub three years ago as a part of hisBetter-yet empaign, will be the guestof honor of the occasion, and willdeliver a short address.Coaches Meet atGeneva Y. Confab Advisory council of Ida Noyeshall will entertain all graduatingsenior women today from 4 to 6 ina final get-to-gether party in the li¬brary of the hall. The custom offeteing senior women was establishedby Mr. LaVerne Noyes, donor of thehall. Mrs. George Goodspeed, chair¬man of the council, will welcome theguests and will give a short sketchof the background of Ida Noyes halland the place it holds in the life ofthe students of the University.Mrs. W. J. Monilaw, member ofi the Council and chairman of thej party, will be assisted by Lucy La-mon and Winifred Williams, grad-j uating women. The following wom-, en have been invited as guests ofhonor: Mrs. Max Mason, Miss MaryTalbot, former dean of women, DeanEdith Foster Flint, Dean ElizabethWallace, Mrs. Harry Pratt Judsonand Miss Gertrude Dudley. Studentmembers of the Council assistingMrs. Goodspeed as hostesses are:Eleanor Rice, Polly Mead, WinifredWilliams, Lucia Jordan, Gudrum Ege-berg, Frances Lawton, Kathleen Ste¬wart, Lucy Lamon, Helen Tanner,Rachel Fort and Kathryn Holman.NAME FINAL FRIARSSCORE SALESWOMENScore saleswomen for ^he Hastthree performances of Blackfriarshave been announced by Alta Cundy.scores chairman. The followingwomen have been appointed for theFriday evening performance: EstherCook, Joy Veazey, Julia Carpenter,Peggy Hitt, Betty Murvai, JessieLane, Mary Harvey, Laui'a Chamber-lain, Virginia Gartside, Harriet Lem¬on, Alice Wiles and Ruth Mills.At the Saturday matinee .AliceWiles, Roselle Moss, Frances Nel¬son, Virginia Gartside, Helen Lam-born, Marjorie Creighton, ElizabethBenedict, Margaret Dee and LucyLamon will act as saleswomen.Janet Goode, Charlotte Eckhart,Betty Graham, Marjorie Williamson,Jessica Pickett, Harriet Lemon, Mar¬cia Wallace, Celia Kern, and HelenKing will be Bcore saleswomen at theSaturday evening performance. Wom¬en have been 'requested to bringboxes for change and to appear at7:30. Coaches from three schools of theBig Ten league will conduct a forumon athletics at the annual Lake Gen¬eva student conference to be heldfrom June 15 to 25 at Lake Geneva,Wis. Coaches Glenn Thistlethwaite,of Northwestern, George Little, ofWisconsin, and Wilce, of Ohio Statewill be in charge. It is expected thattheir findings on this subject willdefinitely affect athletic programs inuniversities.“Quest groups” will be another in¬novation at the conference. In placeof lectures, prolonged discussionsand conferences, these groups madeup of the student representatives ofthe Y. M. C. A.’s of universities inthe middle west, will meet everymorning for discussion and consid-• (Continued no page 4) tament and Christian literature, waselected president of the UniversityOrchestral association for the com¬ing year at a meeting of the organ¬ization yesterday. Dr. Karl K. Koes-sler was chosen vice-president, andMrs. Ernest Freund, secretary-treas¬urer. Mrs. Frederick C. Woodwardand Miss V. Virginia Cates will serveas assistants to Mrs. Freund, andMrs. James P. Hall, Prof. Robert V.Merrill, and Mr. Mack Evans willcompose the board of directors.It is through the efforts of the as¬sociation that University students areable each year to attend the seriesof concerts given by the ChicagoSymphony Orchestra in Mandel hall,and to buy season tickets at halfprice. The selection of programs,soloists, and dates for next year’sconcerts, to be decided upon at thenext meeting of the officers, will be j rocks to become a candidate for theannounced in an early edition of | honor of representing Chicago on aEnter Alumna inContest for TripHolder of forty-five medals for su¬periority in athletic contests, FloyMildred Horrocks, ’24, was nominatedyesterday in the Thomas Jeffersoncentennial election by Tom Eck, trackand field coach at the University.The nomination entitles Miss Hor- “Sub-deans” for freshmen was themain topic of consideration at themeeting of the Undergraduate Coun¬cil yesterday. The new plan is basedon the desire of the Council to fol¬low through the work fetarted inFreshman Week by continued adviceand direction of new students.The system will be based on choiceof upper classmen, to be appointedas “sub-deans,” to act in much thesame capacity as that of the collegemarshals in advising freshmen abouttheir participation in activities and toacquaint them generally with therealities and routine of campus life.They will also be expected to advisethe new students about their scholas¬tic work, aiding them to plan theircourses and selecting their field ofstudy.Choice On RecordsThese student deans will be chos¬en because of their good records inscholarship and activities, and willbe appointed in the same way thatthe marshals and aides are now se¬lected.John Howe has been appointedchairman of a committee to considerthe scheme more fully, to elaborateupon it and work out the details. Ithas not been formally adopted asyet, but the committee expects tosee the plan completed and readyfor the approval of the Council with¬in a few days.Howe Praises PlanHowe, chairman of the committee,believes that this arrangement willsee a great improvement in the meth¬ods of taking care of entering stu¬dents, and giving them good direc¬tions during their firsts months.‘This plan will not only take anumber of unnecessary details fromthe faculty advisors, but will also bea more intimate and direct way ofreaching the freshmen. They willdoubtless feel more free to approachanother student to ask about theirsmaller problems,” said Howe. “Weexpect to have the plan in workingorder ready to use next fall, and be¬lieve that it will prove a helpfulsupplement to the instruction offreshman week. The position ofsub-dean will eventually be madeequal in importance to that of mar¬shall.”Blue Key, the national intercollegi¬ate honorary society for studentswho have taken important parts incampus atcivities, was discussed atleangth by the Council. Althoughno definite decision was reached asto the advisability of a Chicago chap¬ter of Blue Key, the general senti¬ment seemed to be opposed to sucha move.The Daily Maroon.BEG YOUR PARDONThrough a typographical error, thename of Prof. James Henry Breastedwho has just returned from Egyptin charge of the expeditions of theOriental Institute, appeared in Mon¬day’s Daily Maroon as James HarveyBreasted. Honor Officers OfTwo Speakers’ ClubsNewly elected officers of the Men’sand Women’s Speakers’ clubs will behonored at a joint banquet tonightat 6:30 at the Hotel del Prado. Prof,and Mrs. Bertrand G. Nelson willbe the guests of honor of the occa¬sion.New officers of the Women’sSpeakers’ club are: Margaret Knox,president; Evelyn Humphreys, pro¬gram chairman; Sophia Malenski,secretary; and Dorthea Hammonn,treasurer. Hal Arden was electedpresident of the Men’s Speakers'club; Leonard Sterns, vice-president;and Giles Penstone, secretary-treas¬urer. What's On Todaypatriotic trip to Europe. The pur¬pose of the election is to raise fundsfor the Thomas Jefferson Memorial Ifoundation which has purchasedMonticello, and plans to endow it asa patriotic shrine. Each person whocontributes to the proposed fund of$1,000,000 will be entitled to castten votes for one of the candidates.The winner of each 50,000 votes willbe given a trip through seven Euro¬pean countries.Miss Horrocks, the second candi¬date entered, is working for herMaster’s degree in physics and math¬ematics at the University. Duringher undergraduate years she was ac¬tive in athletics, while training infield and track work she came underthe eye of Tom Eck, who helped herto develop her abilities as an athlete.Miss Horrocks has received nineteenawards in track and field sports alone. Kent Chemical society, 8, KentTheater. Dr. David Klein, presi¬dent of Wilson Laboratories, “TheUnknown Chemistry of Gland Prep¬aration.”Spring supper of Home Economicsclub, 6:30, sunparlor of Ida Noyeshall. Miss Adah Hess, state supervis¬or of the Home Economics clubs inIllinois will be the main speaker.Y. W. C. A. Second cabinet meet¬ing, 4, Y. W. room of Ida Noyeshall.Women Speakers’ and Men Speak¬ers’ clubs joint banquet, 6:30, DelPrado Hotel in honor of the newlyelected officers.»Tea for all graduating Seniorwomen to be given by the Ida NoyesAdvisory Council, 3:30, library ofIda Noyes hall.Page 1 wo THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 20, 1926®lj? Srnlg illarnunFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:*3.00 f»er year; by mail, 31.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13,tUOfi. under the act of Mar£fi 3, 1S73.The DUTTy Maroon expressly reserve* all rights of publication of any materia]appearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5S04 Ellis Avenue 'Telephone*: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion in its columns on all•objects of student interest. Contributors must sign their full names to communica¬tions. but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women’s EditorHarry L. Shlaes Sports EditorReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Women’s EditorKuth Daniels .. Assistant Women’s EditorAlta Cundy Social Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTIceland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerFrederick Kretschmer, Circulation ManagerGeorge Gruskin Classified Manager.Tack Pincus AuditorAN INTERCHOLATIC FOR CHICAGOTHERE has been much moaning in the past about the rushing done^ at the yearly University of Chicago interscholastics to induce thehigh school boys to come here—and to Illinois, Northwestern, andall the other colleges who are out looking for bright young athleteswilling to begin at the bottom. The situation at some of the meets,indeed, was so bad that it gave rise to the plaintive bleat that Chi¬cago’s interscholastics seemed especially designed for the rushingof the high school boys to every school except Chicago. Such a sit¬uation, the elders were inclined to agree, was very nearly insuffer¬able; something must be done about it.A permanent commission, therefore, was established last yearto rush the contestants, but so limited was the number of these hand-graspers and so large the number of the high school lads, that, al¬though collegiate collars wilted right and left, there was little to showfor it when returns from the precincts came in. Even so, it was feltmatters had altered in the right direction. Something, at least, wasbeing done about things.This year thirty men, one in each fraternity house, have beenappointed by the rushing committee to do the fell work that one nowand then hears rushers do. These fellows will be responsible for therushing given the high school boys lodged at their houses duringthe meet. They will meet the athletes at the depot, bring them outsouth in geloppes along Chicago’s beautiful boulevard system, pointout to them the witchery of the stockyards, tell each of the athletesthat the bed he is getting is the best in the house, and see that theboys are well supplied with jam and pickles at the table. In all theseand many more ways will the rushers convince the high school ladsthat Chicago men are the salt of the earth, and the dear old univer¬sity the place, which, because it can’t turn out all the salt, only turnsout the best. That, at least, is the theory of the thing.On the face of it, it looks very like an exceedingly good plan.It is as elaborately idealistic as John Locke’s proposed South Caro¬lina constitution, and it is, in addition, founded on a basis as solidas the Rock of Ages. So good is it, indeed, that we have but onesuggestion to add to it—that a strongarm squad be appointed to liein wait around the locker room doors to bludgeon down I and“N” sweater men before they can get in and seduce the high schoolboys away. If this is done, we see no reason for not passing ournights in peaceful sleep from now till the interscholastic is over.Prepare Yourself Now for Your Next In a course of four privateDa m y lessons one can acquire theINI C ^ K steps of the Waltz, One-Step nad Fox Trot, $5.00LUCIA HENDERSH0T Hyx “T’f,UNIVERSITY STUDENTSFOUNTAIN SERVICE AND LIGHT LUNCHES ARE BEST ATWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPCORNER FIFTY-FIFTH AT UNIVERSITY AVENUEFresh Home Made CandiesVITAMINES A-B-C-D-ETry Our Vitamine SpecialVEGETABLE SALAD andBROWN BREAD — BUTTERED TOAST25cBreakfast — Lunch — DinnerUNIVERSITY TEA HOUSE5725 Kenwood Social Sphere |By Alta Cundy“Wallie-WatchOut.” It has capti¬vated the hearts of every dweller inthe sphere, and they wait for the lastthree performances with that intenseeagerness that marked the awaitingof the opening show’. Mandel hasnever witnessed such happy audi¬ences as there were in that theateron Friday and Saturday evening.Theatre PartiesJust as last week-end hosts andhostesses are inviting their guests totheatre parties, and the theater chos¬en is always Mandel, the show, “Wal-lie Watch Out!”For the Friday night performancethe following have made reservations:Alpha Delta Phi, Acacia, DeltaSigma Phi, Delta Tau Delta, DeltaUpsilon, Phi Kappa, Phi Gamma. PhiDelta Theta, Psi Upsilon, Teke, andQuadranglar.On Saturday night, the holderswill be: Wig and Robe, Kappa Sig¬ma. ,Score SaleswomenThe women will continue to playtheir part in the fete and score sales.Friday night will find the followingwomen pursuing the man or womanwho has not yet purchased that treas¬ured book of “songs from the show”:Laura Chamberlain, Esther Cook,Julia Carpenter, Virginia Gartside,Mary Harvey, Peggy Hitt, JessieLane, Ruth Mills, Betty Murvai, Mar¬cia Wallace and Alice Wiles.Saturday matinee has enlisted theservices of Margaret Dee, ElizabethBenedict, Marjorie Crighton, Vir¬ginia Gartside, Helen Lambom, LucyLamon, Roselle Moss, Frances Nel¬son and Alice Wiles.Saturday evening the personnelagain changes to Charlotte Eckhart,Janet Good, Betty Graham, CeliaKern, Helen King, Harriet Lemon,Jessica Pickett, Marjorie Williamson,and Marcia Wallace.Week-End PartiesFollowing the first iperformancethis week-end, Deltho is entertainingits members at a spring party givenat the Grace Hickcox studios in theFine Arts building. Nu Sigma Nu ishaving a dinner dance at the South-moor hotel.Phi Beta Delta after the Saturdaynight performance of Blackfriars isgiving a dance at Ida Noyes hall.Acacia at the sme time has issuedinvitations to a Spring party at theSouth Shore View Hotel. Dr. andMjs. Thurstone and Mr. and Mrs.Rogers are to be guests of honor.Aside from the Blackfriar circle ofevents, there is the Men and Wom¬en’s Speakers’ Club dinner at the DelPrado on Thursday evening.On Sunday afternoon Beta ThetaPi is entertaining the sisters of theirmembers at tea from four to six.MAKE REAL MONEYTHIS SUMMER!Work for yourself. Represent us in yourown territory. Clean dignified work—noprevious experience necessary—no financialrjsk—lieral commissions. Mention yourcollege. AddressNEWARK FELT CO.202 Bigelow St. Newark. N. Jv‘‘One of the most dis¬tinctive and promisingcontributions to Amer¬ican humor of recentyears. The illustra¬tions ... are altogetherdelightful.”If; 1 New York;ij Timesfcv Milt Gross ENTER ALUMNA INCONTEST FOR TRIP(Continued from page 1)eration of problems peculiar to uni¬versity students, their organizations,activities and conduct.The “cold plunge” will start theday at 6:15, followed by prayer serv¬ice and breakfast. The two hoursfrom 8 to 10 will be taken up by the“Quest groups” and will be succeed¬ed by a Bible study period. Mr.Bruce Curry, of New York, who hasbeen one of the most popular lead¬ers at the camp in the last fewj;years will have charge of this studyhour throughout the entire confer¬ence.In the afternoon several hours willbe devoted to recreation for whicha program committee has made ex¬tensive plans. Only one address willbe delivered each day. The hill topservice from 7:15 to 8:30 every evening is the time allotted to this ad¬dress.Sell Auto Bumpers. Good commis¬sion. Full set for popular sized carsonly $15. Larger bumpers too. 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FINNIGANDRUGSCigarettes, Cigars, CandyIce Cream WANZER’SIlMILK55th at Woodlawn Ave.Phone Midway 0708 Sidney Wanzer & SonsDependable Quality and Service since 18579•ORCHESTRAS- 9HOUSE OF DAVEDBLUEBEARDBANDThe Only Band of Its Kind in the WorldA Band of Unprecedented TriumphPlaying in Conjunction withEdgewater BeachHotel OriolesConducted by DAN RUSSO and TED FIORITOELMER KAISER SIG MEYERS HUSK O’HARESOL WAGNER ELGAR COPE HARVEYMIDWAY ALL STARSMidway gardenqBALLROOMS6000 Cottage Grove Ave., at 60th St.Jackson Park "L” to DoorsFRIDAY EVENING, MAY 21, 1926Continuous Dancing from 7:30 p. m. to 3:00 o’clock in the morningfDORAN BOOKSI m / w-> 'r wi!J^-^!g>w^!Piwi!giMi>i ■ mt* uwnww'hmSpring football endsa week from tomorrow. The DailyThursday Morning SPORTS MaroonMay 20, 1926SPRING FOOTBALLPRACTICE CLOSESNEXT WEEKENDSeveral Look to NumeralsAs May 28 ComesNearNext Friday, a week from tomor¬row, will bring the close of thisspring’s football practise. The an¬nouncement that the annual prelim¬inary grid session will formally closeon that date was made yesterdayby Coach Stagg. The preparationthis year has been gone through withthe usual thoroughness and as a re¬sult some new material has been un¬covered.The training this year also servedanother purpose—that of trying outthe new practise schedule which willgo into effect among all of the BigTen schools this fall. At their lastmeeting the conference officials madea resolution limiting each day’s prac¬tise to two hours. So this springCoach Stagg has tried crowding allof the training into two hours daily,thus making sure that the most willbe made of the two hours next fall.A number of men will be awardedtheir numerals as a result of theirwork this spring. The coaches havenot made any announcement concern¬ing it but it is expected that severalof the men will get the covetedawards.Most of the practice periods ofthe last two weeks have been oc¬cupied by scrimmage .drills. Twoteams have been selected and engagein daily battles of a mid-grid seasonatmosphere. Scrimmage will fill thebill for the remaining days, and willterminate in a big game on a weekfrom Friday. This game will be runoff in regular style with referees,timekeepers, linesmen and all, includ¬ing spectators.Spring football is annually grow¬ing in interest with the grid fans, andthe games which close the season arebeing looked forward to as big eventson the spring sports calendar. Theline-ups for the two teams that willbattle on the final day, have not beendetermined, but will be chosen at theopening practice next week to giveeach team ample time to work out itsattack, perfect its play, and learn thesignals. The Old Man, Crisler, Dick¬son, and Stagg, Jr. will (put theteams through preparatory work.This game will serve to throw alight on the much discussed grid sit¬uation and the coming season, forthe new material, which is so muchdepended on for next year’s chances;constitutes practically the entirespring squad. Stan Rouse Eligible;Maroon Begs PardonStan Rouse, who was said to beineligible in yesterday’s Maroon,is not ineligible, it was announcedby the Bureau of Re “ords thismrning. Only a $6.25 library finestood between him and eligibilitybut that has been taken care of.So Rouse is now eligible to dowhat he may for the cause of thetrack team. His coaches were de¬pressed by the new's, and thoughtthat he would be unable to throwthe discus at Minneapolis Satur¬day. The Maroon’s source of in¬formation yesterday was inclinedto exaggerate matters slightly andthe Maroon wishes to beg the par¬don of all those concerned for theover-statement of actual condi¬tions.OUTDOOR TRACKWILL BE CLOSEIowa, Indoor Champs WillHave Hard TimeThat Iowa, indoor Conferencechampion, is going to have a muchharder time taking the outdoor meetat Iowa City May 29 grows increas¬ingly apparent as the spring trackseason progresses. Both Illinois andMichigan have beaten the Hawks indual meets since the schools havetaken to the outdoor cinders, andboth times the margins were prettydecisive.The Conference meet looks like athree-team battle, with Michigan thebest prospect to take the title, Illi¬nois next in line, and Iowa a goodthird. Wisconsin has an outsidechance to crash into the first threeplaces, but it isn’t much better thanthat.Michigan is much stronger out¬doors than inside. The Wolverineswill pick up points in the sprintevents that were not on the indoorcard, and in the javelin, broad jump,and discus in the field events. Lesch-insky, Hester and Kelly are all goodsprint point prospects, while theMaize and Blue is exceptionallystrong in the new outdoor weightevents.Northrup, champion last year, isagain the class in the javelin, andhe has a good chance of breakingin on the broad jump points. Doyleand Schravesand are among the threebest discus men in the Conference,Hawkins has the best mark in thehammer so far, Prout has comethrough amazingly well in the polevault, and Munz is going good in theshot.Predict Big Year for MaroonAthletes in 1926-1927 SeasonAlthough it is still too early tomake predictions as to the fortunesof Maroon teams for the coming yearall indications point to the year1926-27 as a banner year in Maroonathletic history. The cross-countryteam next fall should be one of thebest in the Big Ten with such starperformers as Jimmy Cusack, DickWilliams, Wake Burke, Reitan, andDugan. Prospects for a football titleare not especially bright, but the sit¬uation is not as gloomy as has beenpainted. The backfield is strong withMarks, McKinney, Rouse, Drain andDuval and the line though not asheavy as in past years is far fromlight. Only the lack of capable re¬serves will keep Chicago from beinga leading contender for championshiphonors.The basketball team with five reg¬ulars back and a bevy of classy subssupplemented by some sterling per¬formers from last year’s frosh shouldmake a powerful bid for premierhonors. Sackett, Zimmerman, Mc¬Donough, Hoerger, Marks, Farwell,and Macklind are back in addition to Gist and Kaplan from last year’syearling squad. The swimming teamshould also be among the leaderswith Cornelius Oker, the prep sensa¬tion on the varsity squad to helpout Capt. Noyes.As for the Dan Hoffer’s gym team,with only one missing from lastyear’s national championship team,the Maroons have the gym title prac¬tically won now. Merrill predicts aversatile fancing team. Vorres’grapplers will include many po¬tential conference champions includ¬ing Krogh, 175 lb champion.Indoor track will find Chicago upamong the leaders for this year’sfreshman team was the best since thewar. Coach Stagg may have a rec¬ord breaking four mile relay timewith such milers as Cusack, Burke,Gist and Williams. All can reel oTT themile in about 4:25. In addition allfour can make below two minutes inthe 880. Burg is back in the highjump and will be helped by Frey, afreshman, who has leaped 6 feet 2inches in practice.(Continued on page 4) Big Ten Nines inCrucial ContestsDuring the WeekThis week is an important one in ■deciding the Big Ten championship.All the teams are scheduled to play,j with some of the leaders meetingeach other.Michigan is comfortably in thelead with but one loss and sevenvictories. Wisconsin lias only drop¬ped two and won five while Illinoisfollows with a like number of winsbut has three defeats to her ledger.The Iowa-Minnesota game today isof hardly any worth as a title battleas both teams are well down on thebottom, Iowa having failed to comethrough with a victory- as yet. OhioState should worry the leadingMichigan nine on Friday. Miller andJablonski have been pitching superbball for the Wolverines but they aredue to crack. Ohio State has a bet¬ter than .500 percentage to date.On Saturday Michigan’s mettle willbe again tried, this time by the Il¬linois team. Illinois’ chances dependupon this game and they will un¬doubtedly attempt to make the mostof it. Wisconsin will also be in acrucial position when they play atEvanston against the weak Purduenine. In the other games of the dayIndiana will journey to Minneapolis jto engage the Gophers in an obscurecontest while the Maroons will takeon Purdue on the local lot.W. A. A. SPONSORSSPRING HIKE THISSATURDAY MORNINGW. A. A. is sponsoring its thirdspring hike this Saturday from 8:30to 4. Meeting in the foyer of IdaNoyes hall at 8:30 the women willtake cars to Palos park and fromthere will hike to the new W. A. A.lodge located about a mile and a halffrom the station. All members whohave not seen the lodge should notmiss this opportunity of doing so,according to Annette Allen who is incharge of the hike. It!also affordsa highly enjoyable way of earningpoints towards membership in the or¬ganization.Plans for the best way in whichto utilize the twenty acres of groundaround the lodge are being decideduponby the officers of the organiza¬tions. It has definitely been decidedthat there will be a croquet court, abaseball diamond, and perhaps a ce¬ment tennis court. Other sportswhich the location of the lodge of¬fers are hiking, golf and horse-backriding.The second round of tennismatches in the tennis tournamentshould be played off by Friday, orbe lost by default. Winners in thetournament will also win W. A. A.points. There will be a women’sswimming meet held in Ida Noyestank this Friday afternoon in whichall classes will participate. NETMEN ENGAGESTRONG BADGERTEAM TOMORROWShapinsky to Play FirstPosition forVarsityFriday next, with consent of OldSol and Nature in general, the localnet men will engage in a raquet con¬test with the Wisconsin players. Al¬though Doc Reed is not yet sure whothe men playing in the five singletourneys and two doubles will be, heplans to use Shapinsky at the lead.Captain Schaefer, Hudlin, Drain andHall will take care of the remainingfour sets, while the combinations ofShapinsky and Shaefer and Hudlinand Hall will face the Cardinals inthe doubles play.Conference Meet May 27This is to be the last match beforethe Conference Tournament which isto begin Thursday the 27th and thetwo following days. The men havebeen carefully coached by Doc Reedin the finer points of the game, es¬pecially in footwork and overheadtactics.The tennis team has won onematch against three losses to Ohio,Illinois and Michigan. In the con¬test against Michigan the local menlost by only one match, which wasindeed a hard fought affair. TheMlaroon win against Northwestern |showed what the boys were able fodo when in real shape; and knowingthat they can play a good game, DocReed is anticipating a number ofvictories in the coming tournament.Meet PurpleAnother match has been arrangedwith Northwestern, but the date setfor it, June 3, has been changed. Thematch will either be indefinitelypostponed or be pushed up a week.The campus raqueteers are anxiousto face the Wildcats once more so asto assure them of their strength.Illinois and Ohio State are theleaders in the tournament schedulehaving the least number of losses ontheir cards. Wallie Schaefer's team¬mates have however impi*oved to agreat degree and their upsettingOhio State in the tournament wouldnot come as a surprise. There is agreat deal of danger of course inthe frequent downpours of this week,which have prevented the men fromhaving real workouts. If Spring es¬tablishes itself definitely and allowsthe men to use the courts, the Ma-i roons will have the best of chancesto turn the tables and take a placein the lead.Have Good ChanceWere it not for the ineligibilityof George Lott, the local men wouldhave all titles in the coming tourna¬ment cinched, but the campus canconsole itself in knowing that themen on the present team have agreat opportunity to reach the top ofthe ladder by themselves.How DidYour GartersLookThis Morning?No MoreSkidding Garters!AGRIPPA - WEB makes garters act in anentirely new way—and only in Bostons canthis web be had. Even when worn very looseit will not slip. It cannot curl and yet it isremarkably soft and light. Here in fact is aaEORse frost company practical, comfortable, ventilated»web garter.makers In many pleasing colors, 50c the pair. ^■ORTON 'i Card Five ContestsIn Playground BallIntra-mural ballmen begin playonce more today after a two dayrest, one enforced by rain and theother scheduled. There are fivegames on the cards for the after¬noon.Phi Sigma Delta meets ZetaBeta Tau in the opener on field 1.Lambda Chi Alpha meets Phi Kap¬pa Sigma on field 2 at the sametime while Phi Pi Phi engages PhiDelta Theta on field 3. At 4:30Delta Tau Delta and Tau DeltaPhi grapple while Tau Sigma Omi-cron. and Delta Kappa Epsilonstand at odds.These are the last of the pre¬semifinal games. Play for thechampionship of the University be¬gins next Monday and Tuesday inboth fraternity and non-Greekleagues.BUCKS PURCHASEGRIDIRON COVERAlso Use Cover for Ball andTrack FieldsFollowing the nation-wide public¬ity given the' recent purchase of ahuge canvas cover for the Univer¬sity of Illinois Gridiron, many otherinstitutions have, followed suit andwaterproofed iheir precious footballfields.According to the Buck authorities,Ohio State University has gone oneor two steps further In the purchaseof a specially designed cover whichwill not only safeguard the footballfield, but can be equally adapted touse on the baseball, track, and tennisgrounds.This cover will in this way assurespring sports as well as the greatfall pastime, and this is a valuablepoint, as the greatest part of therainy weather comes at this time. Itare needed to cover the particularground space that is to be protected.It is constructed of specially treatedcanvas material.This new idea in sport insuranceagainst rainy weather is fast becom¬ing recognized by leading univer¬sities, and is expected to solve themud question of the outdoor spoi*ts.By keeping the field dry up until thetime for the game, most of the dis¬advantage of a rainy day is solved,for the playing in the rain is not sobad. It is the mud that hurts. ATHLETIC REVUEENTRIES FOUR INAT I-M OFFICEDelta Sigs, Last Year’sChamps, EnterMeetEntries for the second annual In¬tramural spring festival have begunto come in to the Intramural officein Bartlett gym. According to BillWeddell, who is manager of the af¬fair, it is important that the organ¬izations get their teams lined up atonce so that the entry lists can bechecked over in advance of the Fes¬tival which occurrs on Thursday andFriday afternoons, May 27th and28th.Delta Sigs EnterAlthough the championship DeltaSigma Phi team has entered its starquartet consisting of Gaskill, Har¬rington and the Faris brothers, theteam that wins this year will be theteam that gets the most men out saythe Intramural officials who back uptheir statement with the news thatfive places will count in the scoring.Eleven events will be on the programfor the festival: 50 yard dash, 100yard dash, 220, 440, 880, mile, highjump, broad jump, 12 lb. shot put,120 yard low hurdles, and 880 yardrelay.“The pole vault, high hurdles, dis¬cus and javelin were left out becausethose events are ones that requiretoo great a degree of skill and experi¬ence,” said Weddell. “The elimina¬tion of these events will give everyorganization an equal chance, andcombined with the fact that fiveplaces in each event will count forpoints it insures a tough battle forthe championship with an equal startfor every organization.”Last Meet On StaggThis will be the last meet to beheld on the present Stagg Field, itbeing necessary to delay the tearingup of the famous track in order toaccommodate the intramural depart¬ment and further the interest of in¬tra-campus athletics.BLUE BOARoAmerica’s Favorite Fine TobaccoOld Style, Old DelightBlended in the early day man¬ner, famous since your grand¬father's time, Blue Boar isthe favorite of connoisseurs.One mantells anotherPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 20, 1926^JVVhisjleWHEW!Dear Atlas:I, too, feel the necessity of enter¬ing into this argument about therelative worthlessness of men vs.women. But, I do not feel capableof arguing with more than one per¬son at a time and felt the necessityof selecting an adversary.The choice lay between you andStevie. But I have a natural aver¬sion for men whose names end in“ie” Billie, Jackie, Stevie, and Wal-lir. BLAH! Little, soft, cuddly tea-sippers, most likely pretty and blond.You, yourself, are not much bet¬ter. 1 imagine you as being tall,dark haired, with cowy brown eyesand a periodical mustache. Age,about 16. Residence, one of thesaintly men’s dormitories. Activities,Y. M. C. A. committees and the writ¬ing of nasty little poewms.You think you know all aboutwomen, the common delusion of cal-law university boys. As you aregoodlooking, your cowy eyes andsilly verses have probably caused sev¬eral of my weaker sisters to givethemselves to you. So you smileknowingly and proclaim loudly thatall women are alike. And you goaround bearing your mustache proud¬ly and prating of your sophistica¬tion.Just because high school children,waitresses, and parlormaids haveproved no match for you, don’t thinkall women are alike. Wait a fewyears, learn a little more, and then,much older and wiser, let me knowyour opinion.In the meantime, my friend, you ]are furnishing much delightfulamusement for—Tamara* THE WHISTLE is helpless. Ourcontribution box is crammed withretorts, attacks, insults, and opinionsconcerning Stevie and his introduc¬tion of the traditional women-ain’t-no-good dogma. From a hidden cor¬ner of the campus we get this fromthe boy Himself;Turk:So I have a champion. Convey toAtlas my thanks, will you not? Andas for Sis and her sisters tell themfor me snap-snap, and likewise pooh-pooh!—StevieAr.d Mary Ellen, with a benign eyeon all the hostility, quotes an appro-prite verse:THE HATERSI hate you most tremendously,I hate the very ground you tread,1 hate with great intensityYour hands, your eyes, your face,your head.I even hate the things you think,And deeper hate the things you do.I hate to eat, I hate to sleep,Because you do the same things too.1 hate to hear you, heat to hearThe things that do your hate beget.I hate you so much now I fearI’ll even hate to hate you yet. shoes after all. They’re not asstraight-laced, nor do they make goodbows. The more I think of it, thesurer I become that my preferenceis for shoes—they take me to moreplaces, and always remain at my feet.—SisGOOD old Whistle of Mu Alphais in the throes of uncivil war, butanyhow they must wear those pledgetags. These are times of duress andDurham.—TERRIBLE TURKELECT PHOENIX HEADSA WOMAN is like a mirror—pleas¬ant to look at, but all you ever getout of it is a shallow reflection.—AtlasENTER YE ED!Now the good Colonel’s lady,And Judy O’Grady—Are made by the poet as one—And I will admitThat there’s something to itFor both are equally dumb!Another Note of DiscordDear Stevie:Women are like a vocal high C—very few of them are beautiful, andthey are hard to maintain on wind.In a short time they become an acutepain in the neck.—Lumber JackAND THEY DON’T GET TIGHTSO OFTEN!Say, Atlas:Pardon me — I’ve changed mymind. Men are not so much like (Continued from page 1)conductor of the “What of It” col¬umn in The Daily Maroon.When congratulated upon his elec¬tion Allison said: “Bill Stevenson,Jimmie Root and myself feel thatwe can put out a magazine that willcombine with what was the Circleand establish a real college comic.Handschy during the past year hasmade great strides over former yearsand I hope that we can show as gooda degree of improvement as he did.We also expect to create a women’sposition on the Board as Head ofSales.”Permanent Waving, Shampooing,MarcellingTHE JONES SHOPPE1373 East 55th StreetOpen Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, andSaturday.Phone Hyde Park 6941Are You a Craftsman?Skilled craftsmen with an edu¬cation are in demand as teachersin vocational schools. 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