jMake final Se-noir Vodvil Try¬outs Thursday. ®fje Batlp jllaroonVol. 26 No. 120 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, MAY 19, 1926 ‘‘College Day”ceremony an¬nounced by Mil¬ler.Price Five Cent*CELEBRATE ‘COLLEGE DAY’ JUNE 14PROF. KRUGERTELLS TRIALSOF CHRISTIANSGerman Scholar PresentsNew Discoveries inRoman Times“Christianity owes its triumphprimarily to the deeds of its adher¬ents” is the opinion of Prof. GustavKruger of the University of Gies¬sen, Germany, who spoke before agroup of theology clubs at the Uni¬versity yesterday afternoon on “Re¬cent Studies in Early ChristianMartyrdom.”Reviews DocumentsDr. Kruger presented a scholarlyreview of evidence to be found inwritings and documents on the pros¬ecutions of Christians under theRoman empire, telling how, for a con¬siderable period, the laws authoriz¬ing their punishment were optional,and not employed to a large extent,until “the reign of Decius firstbrought a radical change.”Decius ordered all Christians tomake public sacrifice to the Romangods, and they received certificatesshowing that they had complied, but“some Christians purchased their lib¬erty by means of securing such acertificate or ‘libellus’ in some man¬ner without actually sacrificing.”Presents New FactsOf the copies of these certificateswhich survive, “many a one may bea testimony to the effect that thesteadfastness of the Christians inpersecution was not maintained asstrictly as earlier,” according to theGerman scholar. But the recordsalso reveal that many “bore witnessto the courage of their faith to theend and with their blood confirmedthe proposition that Christianity owedits triumph primarily to the deedsof its adherents.” ProfessorKruger is a visiting lecturer at theUniversity during the Spring Quar¬ter. CHI PSPS BOW TOMIDNIGHT FOOTPADA housebreaker,possessed of thetechnique but not of the couragethat makes a jgood thief, success¬fully garnered Chi Psi jewelry val¬ued at five hundred dollars in arobbery Monday night and thenleft it on the back doorstep. Hehad just completed a successfulrobbery of the lodge and was de¬parting with his prize, when herealized the fate that awaited himshould he be captured by hisGreek victims, and, terrified bythe thought, dropped the loot andspeedily left the vicinity of thehouse at 5735 University Ave.Ten jeweled fraternity badgesand six watches wefe in the bun¬dle that the joyful Greeks discov¬ered wrapped in a towel in thebackyard yesterday morning in thesearch that followed the discoveryof the robbery. Cash amountingto $150 went away in the pocketsof the thief, however, and the rob¬bers report that not even a nickelwith which to call up the policewas left in the sacked house.The police were notified Tues¬day morning, and according toone of the more prominent seniormembers, are expected Fridaymorning. OFFICE FLOODEDBY ENTRIES FORTRACK TOURNEY81 Men from 16 SchoolsEnter; Total 200Events Ten Tentative Selections Made inPreliminary Senior Vodvil Tryout;Will Choose More Next ThursdayPRIZE CONTESTTRYOUTS HELDFlorence James Adams AwardGoal For ReadersFORGE SETS ASIDEHUNDRED DOLLARSFOR CAMPUS POETFor the best poem published in theissues of “The 'Forge” during thecoming year, the editors are offer¬ing a prize of one hundred dollars.The Forge is the journal of verseof the University, published regular¬ly throughout the year. The latestnumber will appear on campus andin bookstores tomorrow and will con¬tain a full statement of the termsand conditions of the contest.The issue contains poems by Eun¬ice Tietjens, who lectured at Rey¬nolds Theatre a few weeks ago, byMr. Sapir, associate professor ofanthropology at the university, andby other well known poets contribut¬ing from California, Oregon, NewYork, Georgia and New Mexico aswell as from Illinois. A linoleum cutby Murvin W. Gilbeit, an artist ofChicago’s South Side art colony at57th near Jackson Park, will be thefrontesuiece. And a few pages ofcritical prose will top off the. issue. Preliminary tryouts for the Flor¬ence James Adams artistic readingcontest will be held in Cobb 110 onMay 24. The contest is open to allstudents in the senior colleges of theUniversity.The winner of the contest willreceive a prize of seventy-five dol¬lars, the second place prize is twen¬ty-five dollars. According to Asso¬ciate professor Bertram Nelson, ofthe English department, readings arenot to exceed four minutes in length.The contest founded by MissAdams in an annual feature of theUniversity. It has been held forthe last twenty years and is one ofthe most important of the Englishdepartment of artistic literature.Students who wish to enter may doso with Mr. Nelson in the Reynoldsclub during the noon hour of anyschool day. East, West, North, South—fromevery point of the compass the en¬tries for the World’s Greatest In¬terscholastic to be held on Soldier’sField on June 4 and 5 are pouringin from the pick of the athletes inall part* of the country. Eighty-oneentrants from sixteen high schools,entering in over two hundred eventsis the record to date, and every manentered has made an exceptional rec¬ord in his specialty at recent meets.East High EntersThe far-famed relay team of Easthigh school, Columbus, Ohio, is en¬tering the National meet, hoping toadd to its record of breaking two in¬terscholastic records in the half andquarter mile relays. The high schoolis quite wrought up about their team,postponing a local meet in favor ofthe University’s, and an anonymousdonor has contributed the funds nec¬essary for the four athletes to makethe journey.Heads Meet TodayToday at noon, the heads of theInterscholastic commission will meet ^tryouts- We would like to have rPP'First steps in the preparation ofthe Senior vodvil were taken yester¬day when ten prospective numberswere given at tryouts held in Man-del hall at 3:30. Among the list ofentrees are stars from Mirror, Black-friars, and other campus productions,as well as several entirely new actsand personnels.Those listed as tentative selectionsare Janet Good and troupe; RudolphColes, soloist, accompanied by AlanIrwin; Fred Von Ammon and jazztrio; Celia Kern, stage dancer; Cath-jerine Fitzgerald and Joanna Downs,harmony singers; Mary Wright, solo¬ist; Don McGinnis, soloist; and sev¬eral others.Another first tryout will be heldThursday at 3:30 in Mandel. At thistime any other campus people aspir¬ing to the vodvil program will be al¬lowed to tryout. Those already list¬ed may tryout over again.‘The tryouts are decidedly in¬formal and amateur in quality,” saidFred Handschy co-manager. “This iswhat we are seeking. We want manymote people to submit acts. A writ¬ten statement or synopsis of the en*tre“s will aid us in arringing theat luncheon in Hutchinson commonswith Coach Stagg. A full report ofthe accomplishments since work onthe meet was started, and detailedplans of future labors are to be re¬quired of every head. Coach Staggwill say a few words, outlining theprocedure for the coming weeks.“Wallie ” DesertsI. O. U.’s For PhiKappa Psi BadgeSOPHS HONORED ATPHI BETE MEETING WOODWARD SPEAKSAT INSTALLATION OFNEW I. S. A. HEADSUndergraduate members of PhiBeta Kappa will be entertained at thehome of Dr. Dudley Reed at 5636Blackstone Avenue tomorrow at 4:30.Prof. Ernest Hatch Wilkins will de¬liver an informal address on Dante.Second year honor students will bethe guests of the organization at thetea, which will take the place of theregular monthly meeting. Refresh¬ments will be served. Fredrick C. Woodward, vice-presi¬dent of the University will addressthe International Student’s Associa¬tion at the annual installation din¬ner, which will be held Friday at6:30 in Hutchinson cafe. The deansof each school have been invited toattend the banquet.The newly elected officers who willbe formally installed in their re¬spective positions at the dinner arethese: Raymond Oshimo, presi¬dent; Mona Volkert, vice-president;Antonio Riveria, recording secretary,Alice Kinsman, corresponding sec¬retary; Milquedaz Ibanez, treasurer;William Pauk, Harry Whang andHaksoo Kim, members at large.Entertainment which will includea series of musical numbers will fol¬low the dinner. Tickets may be ob¬tained for seventyffive cents frommembers of the cabinet, at the Y.W. C. A. and Y. M. C. A. offices andat the bookstore. No tickets may heprocured at the door. < >V “Wallie” has escaped the cavemen rushing of the I. O. U. frater-lnity. For two evening and one mat-Iinee performance of Blackfriars Jeffand his gang have madly pursued theelusive rushee with the aid of both‘ women’s clubs and wooden clubs, blitthey have lost for yesterday MarvinHintz, who is “Wallie” in the annualshow, appeared with the black andgold shield of Phi Kappa Psi on hiscoat.It is rumored that Hintz will nowsings “Hells Bells for Freshmen” inearnest to the crack of the paddleinstead of to the plaudits of the gal¬lery. Will he also sing weakly aswell as weekly?He will make the name of I. O. U.a familiar sight on the ledgers ofPhi Kappa Psi, according to the blackfaced minstrel that cracked the jokeabout the bee existing because he is. resentative people on campus whohave not appeared previously on thestage come out and do things.”The Senior vodvil is being givenfor the Stagg Track Interscholastic.The managers are making an espe¬cial attempt to put on an attractiveshow in order that the high schooltrack stars be given a taste of cam¬pus talent.This is the first time that Seniorvaudeville has been given in con-i junction with the Interscholastic.Formerly there was an admissioncharge. The doors will be opened onthe senior performance free thisyear. “Hush Money” forSalesgirls Tonight‘Hush Money” for saleswomen.Such is the prospect for the teamthat sold the greatest number ofsubscriptions during the recentMaroon Week. For the women willibe entertained this afternoon ata matinee theater party at theSam H. Harris theater where thisproduction is being staged.The women composing the teamare as follows: Helen Lamborn,Captain; Virginia Hardt, GertrudeHolmes, Dorothy James, DortheaLowenstein, Carol Simons, Doro¬thy Sylvester, and Betty Taylor.The guests will meet at thetheater at 2:15 today. The reformof a Crook by a society woman,mixed up with all sorts of ingen¬ious and humorous situations,forms the plot of the play. It isconsidered to be one of the bestcomedy dramas now in the city,and as such was selected to serveas a reward to the tireless sales¬women. JUNIORS TAKESENIOR REINSAT CEREMONYAllen Miller Starts FestivitiesIn Harper CourtWith AddressWhat's On Today WOMEN TO OCCUPYHORSESHOE SEATSAT SENIOR VODVILTower players, 2:30, in the Towerroom. All members must attend thismeeting.Chemistry Journal club, Kent 20,3:30.Y. W. C. A., 4, Ida Noyes hall.El CirculoNoyes hall. Espanol, 4:30, Ida To fill the “horse shoe” of Mandelentirely with women at Senior vaude¬ville is the plan formulated by theWomen’s Interscholastic RushingCommittee. The boxes will be re¬served for the first twelve women’sorganizations to register with Cath¬erine Fitzgerald, chairman of thecommittee. Owing to the fact thatW. A. A., Federation, Y. W. C. A.,Freshman Women’s club, and thetwelve social clubs have assured thecommittee of the support of theirmembers, those wishing boxes havebeen urged to sign early.In an effort to acquaint everywoman on campus with the plans ofthe committee, announcements willbe made in all the women’s halls in.’.e council and committee meetingsof Y. W. C. A., at Federation, atW. A. A. Board and Open House,Tarpon club and Freshman women’sclub. JARECKI TELLSOF VOTE FRAUDNoted Judge Will Speak toPolitical Club TonightEdmund K. Jarecki, Judge of theCounty Court, will speak before theUndergraduate Political Scienceclub tonight at 7:30 in Harper M-llon “Elections and their Irregular¬ities.”Judge Jarecki is in charge ofN allelections in Cook County and he hasbeen working with the Political Sci¬ence department during the pastyear. The students of the depart¬ment served as watchers during thelast elections and their exposures,which the Judge characterized as“startling” were included in his re¬port.The Judge is expected to discussthe past election in his talk tonight,and to show some of the fraudsthat were discovered are to be guard¬ed against in the future.MULROY, GOLD MUGWINNER, PARTS WITHMUSTACHE—MUG TOOELECT 1927 PHOENIXSTAFF; TOWER ROOMElections to the Phoenix Board of1926-7 will be held this afternoonat 1:30 in the Tower Room on thethird floor of Mitchell Tower.Fred Handshy requests AddisonZoology club, 4:30, in Zoology 29. j Wilson, John Barton, James Root,“Cultivation of Planarian Tissues in i William Stephenson and RobertVitro by Margaret Murray. Markley to be present. fThe newly elected staff will take j is.Student Volunteer Group, 7:30, in control beginning next Autumn with ( And Mulroy, who won the goldIda Noyes nail. i the October issue. mustache cup, ought to Know.“And what do you,” inquired thereporter, “think of mustaches as aprofession, or something?”“Not,” replied Thomas R. Mul¬roy, juggling his mustache cup whichhas not long since lost, strayed orstolen from its somewhat doubtfulplace of safety at the Alpha Delthouse, “so hot.”And Mr. Mulroy spake thus in allseriousness, for he has mown, orsown blue ribbon whiskers, and hisdistinguished face, along with theless distinguished faces of Neff, Wil¬son and Cullom, has come into its Jown, looks, in fact, clean once again.“No,” Mulroy went on to say, “Ifind my capability in any and alldirections not enhanced one iota bya few straggling bristles on my lip.For them that likes ’em, mustachesis O. K., but for the discriminatingman, the man of today and tomor¬row, they is nix. Yessir, nix is what “College Day” the day for seniorclass exercises, for handing over thereins of the highest undergraduateclass to its successors, has been setfor Monday, June 14. The cere¬monies will be held in Harper courtstarting at 2.The program for the afternoonwill be opened with an address byAllen Miller, president of the class of’26. This is to be followed by thejpresentatfon of the Senior ham¬mer to the class of ’27, signifyingthe turning over of the senior classresponsibilities of leadership to theoncoming juniors who will take theirplace in University activities. Millerwill deliver the presentation speech.For the juniors, John Patrick Howe,president, will make the response,in acceptance.Present Cap and GownPresentation of the Cap and Gownthe symbol of the dignity and pres¬tige of the fourth year students, willbe made by Catherine Francis Camp¬bell, vice president of the Seniorclass. Ellen Elizabeth McCrackenwho holds the corresponding officeamong the juniors will make the re¬sponse for her class.The Senior Bench, but recently re¬stored to use, will be presented toj the class of ’27 by Thomas RobertMulroy. “The Bench may be consid¬ered an embodiment of the tradi¬tions of the class and of the Uni¬versity. To sit upon it is a privilegereserved for seniors only,” saidMiller.Rich Gives PoemAmong the jother readings andspeeches planned for these class ex¬ercises, Daniel Catton Rich will readthe “Class Poem,” Lucy ElizabethI>amon will review the activities ofthe class throughout its four yearsat the University, in a “Class His¬tory,” and Stuart Bruce Lytle hasbeen named to deliver the “ClassOration.”The “Ernest DeWitt Burton Mem¬orial fund,” selected as the gift ofthe class to the University will bepresented for the seniors by AimeeGraham. President Max Mason willmake the response in behalf of theUniversity. The exercises will beconcluded with the singing of thecl&ss song and the Alma Mater.Scchedule Baseball GameAs a preliminary to the more for¬mal exercises of the afternoon, abaseball game between the seniorsand is scheduled for the morning,(Continued on page 2)ELECT LILIAN HAASCOMAD PRESIDENTLilian Haas has been elected tohead the Comad club composed of C.and A. women, for the ensuing year.The other officers who were electedlast Wednesday were Laura Nolan,Vice-president, and Dorothy Kaup,Secretary-treasurer. Elections werealso held for members of the Ad¬visory board, Mr. William Spencer,dean of the School of Commerce andAdministration, chairman, MissGrace Burns, who served since theorganization of the club last year,and Mrs. J. Palmer were elected tothe board.The new officers will be installedat the next meeting which will benext vVednesday at 4.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MAY 19, 1926V 0atUj ifiarmntFOUNDED IN 1961THE OFFICIAL 8TUDBNT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CB1CAQOPublished mornings, except 8*tordsr, Sundsy and Monday, daring the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:IS.Ort per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each. »Entered as second-class mall at tbc Chicago Post office, Chicago, Illinois, March IS.190*1. under the act of M*rch 3, 1873.The OUTIy STsroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing In this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion la Its columns en nilsubjects of student interest. Contributors must sign their full names ta communica¬tions. but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Westers Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. M'uTroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women’s EditorHarry L. Shlaes Sports EditorReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Women’s EditorKuth Daniels .. Assistant Women’s EditorAlta Cundy Social Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTLeland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerFrederick Kretschmer, Circulation ManagerGeorge Gruskin Classified Manage!Jack Pincus AuditorSABBATH TENNISTENNIS is a real, live, wholesome and invigorating sporj for red-* blooded men and women. It is popular with hundreds ofUniversity students, and when the weather permits the fine courtsprovided for a nominal fee are busy—for six days a week. Theother day they are idle, though the weather be perfect.The very students who are most in need of and most entitledto the mental relaxation and physical stimulation offered by tennisare deprived of that benefit by the six-day policy in the administra¬tion of courts. They are the men and women who are forced towork in order to attend school and have little or no time for day¬time recreation except on Sundays. Often these people must sitin stuffy offices perhaps in sight of their fellow students who arewielding the rackets. On Sunday they have a few hours to them¬selves and the courts are idle.True, there are public courts, but the townspeople crowd themon Sunday and they are not numerous enough for all who wouldplay, aside from students.Sunday tennis is in no wise a violation of any reasonable con¬ception of Sabbath Day observance. The sport is a wholesomemental and moral influence as well as being physically healthful.The cost of keeping the courts open on Sunday would be negligible.There can be no valid objection in the minds of reasonable mento the plan—yet the University’s tennis courts are idle every seventhday.COMPULSORY CHAPELPOMPULSOR\ chapel does not necessarily make us good. That^ point seems clear enough. Attending a twenty-minute religi¬ous service once a week, and knowing that the boy in the balconywill mark us absent if we do not attend, is no sure road to salvation.We come to think of chapel as a part of the weekly routine, likewinding the clock, feeding the goldfish, and washing the windows.Religious and ethical concepts can not be forced into us.We understand all this. But do we not learn somethingfrom chapel, anyhow? A chapel service that is part of a timeschedule may not inspire us; but it reminds us, nevertheless, thatthere are things beyond the happenings of the day, and beyondthe time schedule.We can see the virtue of a voluntary chapel service, wherethose who wished might attend, and those who did not wish neednot bother. But would many of us attend such a service? Wouldnot the best college chapel service in the world play to an emptyhouse on such terms? Do college students (or anybody else) choosewhat is best for them?Compulsion in college is simply an instrument of economy.We are required to go to chapel at a certain hour, and to classesat certain other hours, in order that the greatest possible numberof us may take advantage of a given lecture or exercise.How DidYour GartersLookThis Morning?OEORGE FROETCOM PANYMAKERS•©•TON No MoreSkidding Garters!AGRIPPA-WEB makes garters act in anentirely new way—and only in Bostons canthis web be had. Even when worn very looseit will not slip. It cannoc curl and yet it isremarkably soft and light. Here in fact is apractical, comfortable, ventilated-web garter.In many pleasing colors, 50c the pair, p CLOSE QUARTERSRESULTS INDIVORCONSBy John AllisonClose Quarters at the Blackstontis that type of show wherein thebeautiful lady is prevented fi;om mar¬rying the pure young hero because ota shady past. She finds him the rightman and he agrees that she is theright woman but a sacrifice must bemde in order to provide a scene ofanguish. The original story wasdone by Dumas, the younger and haseince suffered favorably at the handsof Augustus Thomas. The theme istrite and has been used an endlessnumber of times but never has it hadthe galaxy of stars to put it across.When a theater advertises an all starcast it is always wise to see if thereis anybody of note in it. This con-pany can rightfully boast of at leastseven people of star calibre. MissFerguson, Effie Shannon and Mar¬garet Lawrence provide the femaleend of the cgst. Miss Lawrence isespecially good and while she por¬trays a different type of characterthan she did here last in “Secrets”it only adds to her versatility. Themovies have given us -lots of ElsieFerguson but it waits for the stageto use her glorious voice. The meninclude Wallace Eddinger, BruceMcRae, Percy Ames and GeoffreyKerr. All have appeared in Chicagobefore even if only as leading menfor either Ethel Barrymore or In aClaire.The down town dailies announcethat the same company sans one ortwo will put on a French affair called“Divorcons.” This begins Mondayand with the star lineup it shouldprove an excellent attraction. TEA FOR SENIORWOMEN HELD INIDA TOMORROWRevive Custom OriginatedBy La VerneNoyesSenior women will come togetherfor the last class funciton of the yearat a party tomorrow from 4 to 6in the library of Ida Noyes hall. Theevent, traditional in the annals ofthe building’s history, Is being spon¬sored by the Ida Noyes Advisorycouncil.Graduating Women ConveneThe party is a revival of a cus¬tom originated several years ago byLaverne Noyes, when the women’sbuilding was erected in memory ofhis wife. He felt that the graduat¬ing women should he brought togeth¬er for an informal event before theyleft the University. A tea or aninformal party has been given eachyear in acordance with his plan.Arrangements for the party arein the hands of three members ofthe Advisory council, Mary Monilaw,Lucy Lamon and Winifred Williams.JUNIORS TAKE SENIORREINS AT CEREMONY(Continued from front page)beginning at 11. Leland Neff for theseniors and Walter G. Williamson forthe juniors have been appointed tomanage the game. Plans are also be¬ ing made to hold a senior breakfast.The hour has not been decided upon,while Ida Noyes has been tentativelyselected as the place.Following the precedent set lastyear of wearing caps and gowns dur¬ing the week preceeding graduation,seniors will don their distinguishedgarbs Tuesday, June 8, and willwear them for a full week. “I wantto urge the members of the class toprepare for this week,” said Miller.“Since the class has decided to wearthe cap and gown all seniors shouldgo to the University Book Store tomake arrangements for obtainingthem.” MAKE REAL MONEYTHIS SUMMER!Work for yourself. Represent us in yourown territory. Clean dignified work—noprevious experience necessary—no financialrjsk—liera! commissions. Mention yourcollege. AddressNEWARK FELT CO.202 Bigelow St. Newark, N. J.FAY’S LUNCHHome CookingSpecial Rates to Students845 E. 55th St.Get the factsabout the Bond BusinessTHERE is a great deal of misinformationamong college men concerning the bondbusiness. 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Its rare blend has wonmen since your grandfather’s day.It holds top place, deservedly.One mantells anotherrEven in the days of Bamum when“Step right up, folks, and bringyour buggy whips along,” wasthe siren call of the circus barker,the products of Anheuser-Buschwere nationally known to goodfellows.And now, when buggy whips areas out of date as hoop skirts andknee-breeches,BUSCH(A-B)PALE DR.Yis the favored drink of collegemen because, like the college man,Busch Pale Dry is a good mixereverywhere and every time.Anheuser-Busch StLouisT ANHEUSER-BUSCH BRANCHDistributor« Chicago, Ill.iFour Maroon teamsin competition thisweekend. The DailyWednesday Morning SPORTS roonMay 19, 1926 Playground ball semi¬finals postponed toMonday.iFOUR TEAMS AFTER WEEKEND SCALPSROUSE BECOMESTHIRD INELIGIBLEOF TRACK SQUADShabinger and Boynton AreOther Two MenOff TeamTwo things there are, it seems,that the Maroon track team can besure of this season; first, lots of mis¬fortune in training, and second, andworse, an over copious supply ofineligibilities. During the early partof the season the accidents that be¬fell the men while they were gettinginto condition were alarmingly num¬erous and occurred at most unhappytimes—almost always just before abig meet. But now the attack on theMaroon team strength has shifted.“Old man ineligibilities” is taking histurn and his ruthless methods areslowly but surely sapping thestrength of the cinder squad.Three Men IneligibleThe latest victims to fall underthe dread scholastic ban are threein number. Rouse, one of the squad'sbest discus purlers, became ineligiblethis week. In the Quadrangular meetlast Saturday he hurled the plate125 feet, 7 inches, in an effort thattook third place among that note¬worthy company. Shabinger, Rouse’steammate in the weights, and thebest javelin thrower in the Univer¬sity, went under the ineligibles’ banat the same time. Shabinger, curi¬ously enough, has better than a “B”average to date, but somehow he hasgone under this quarter. Then, ontop of all this came the announce¬ment of Holmes Boynton’s slump instanding. Boynton has been one ofChicago's best bets in the mile allduring the season and in the lastdual meet, with Purdue, he took athird in his event.Mias Minnesota Dual MeetThus the three men are kept fromgoing to Minneapolis for the dualmeet with Minnesota next Saturday.So that the Maroons, who otherwisehad an even chance to win out overthe Gophers, now find that they havean uphill fight on their hands. Forthe loss of Shabinger means the lossof a first and five points in the jave¬lin, and the unwholesome prospect ofa slam for Minnesota in that event.Boynton’s and Rouse’s absences fromthe fray will mean another six orseven points gone. All o fwhich it ishoped however will merely serve topoint the fighting Maroon spirit forthe event.New Grid ElectionsCause of CommentStanford’s plan of electing a fieldaptain previous to each game andn honorary cptain at the end ofhe season has evoked a great dealf comment on the coast. The DailyCalifornian contains the followingwo opinions:Benton W. Holmes ’25, captain offie 1926 Varsity basketball team—I think that the Stanford plan isetter. After a man has been electedaptain for a season he is apt to fallown. People expect a captain to bear better than the best of his men.ifter all, a captain is not much morefian a figurehead.”F. L. Kleeberger, chairman of thehysical education department—“Theystem adopted at Stanford puts tooluch power in the hands of coacheslat are not, as a rule, graduates offie university at which they areoaches.■mhi-milk’•6S09t-|flRPERAVD■ PHONE' HyDE-PflRtV8262-•flHis-moroGRflmcK Entries for RevueClose Next FridayEntries close this Friday at sixfor the Annual Spring Carnival tobe held May 27th and 28th. Al¬ready most of the fraternity or¬ganizations have sent in their en¬try blanks filled out with the num¬ber and names of the men whowill compete for them.It is expected that all the frat¬ernities and many non-Greek or¬ganizations will be entered in themeet as was the case last year.Besides, there are usually manyunattached men who compete inthis event.It has finally been decided thatthe revue will be held at StaggField as a final tribute to the oldtrack before it is dismantled tobe replaced by the new one, run¬ning east-west instead of north-south.WHAT of IT?ffiteoape MOBpENDTERNWake Burke, freshman mile star,has a sad tale to tell about on thesespring days. Burke comes from Ten¬nessee, where there is no evolution,and from Dyersburg (in Tennessee),where there is no running water.When the editor of the renownedDyersburg World-Herald found outlast fall that Burke was coming upto Chicago to school, he contractedwith Burke to write bi-weekly ar¬ticles back home to the paper, set¬ting down such observations as wouldcome to a gentleman from Tennesseein a city like Chicago.In the course of time, Wake wrotean article for the southern journalbuilt around the theme of shin-splints, an ailment which, as a run¬ner, he had, of course, had acquaint¬ance. The article, innocent enoughin its appearance, precipitated anuproar in Dyersburg unparalleled inthe annals of the town. Burke’smother wrote him, assuring him em¬phatically that, did ever such anotherarticle appear in the Dyersburg paperhe would be forthright disowned. Oldschool teachers, the mayor, next-doorneighbors—posted off letters deplor¬ing the evil that had crept into hissoul in the big city. For Wake .hadspread the gospel of evolution in hisstory.In his article, Burke related themanner in which shin-splints evolved.Our ancestors, he said, had original¬ly been three-boned fellows in theirlegs. But, in pulling themselves uptrees, walking about when they feltso disposed, and doing the otherthings one does with one’s legs, theseremote members of the family sawtheir three bones gradually unite intoone. And nowadays, Mr. Burke neat¬ly summed up, when a track mangets shin-splints, after he has donetoo much running, it is merely hisone-time three bones trying to pullapart back into their former condi¬tion.I feel a keen sympathy for Wakein his hour of need. It is unfortun¬ate enough to have one’s motherabout one’s ears, but when one’sschool teachers and mayor join theparade, one is inclined to get down¬right discouraged. I should suggestas a possible means of getting backinto favor in Dyersburg that Wakesend back a report that John ThomasScopes, the hero of Dayton (now herein school learning more heresies),has flunked out in Zoology. BALL ARTISTS TOPLAY-OEE TITULARGAMES MONDAYKappa Nu’s Only Team.Assured of ChanceTo PlayPlayground ball goes on merrilyapace. Postponements last week,rain last week and both rain and post¬ponements today have all served tokeep it going on merrily and alsoapace. The semi-finals, which wereexpected for today will not come dueuntil Monday of next week. Today’sgames are all postponed until Thurs¬day because of the unfortunate ac¬tion of the elements yesterday after¬noon.In each league there is an indi¬vidual mixup; for two or three teamstied for the lead of almost everyone of the leagues. And still thecompetition is waxing keener andkeener each day, for none of theteams will give up the hope of leaguechampionship.Only one league has finished outits schedule and has undisputedchampion in the field. The Gammapreliminary round ended last weekwhen Kappa Nu won its way to vic¬tory over the Delta Sig after four¬teen innings of bitter battle.Beta league is near the end of itsschedule with the final game for theleague championship scheduled forFriday of this week. Pi Phi Pi willplay Sigma Nu for top honors. ThePi Phi Pi teamwork will be pittedagainst the experience of the SigmaNu outfit for the Sigma Nus havebeen the University champions forthe last two years.So intramural officials and inter¬ested fraternity group hope for a“break” from the elements.POSTPONE I-M NETMATCHES BECAUSEOF BAD WEATHERBecause of the rain yesterday af¬ternoon, no intra-mural tennis match¬es were played off. This week’s playis the third and accordingly, all thirdround matches must be played off byFriday afternoon or both contestantswill be disqualified.At present the tourney is still afree for all with no one in the lead.There are many among the thirtyodd men remaining who have a goodchance of copping the title for (926.Shapinsky, star sophomore varsityman, won this title last year and thecoaches are watching this meet formore new material.Among those who have showed upwell in play already are J. Clark ofSigma Nu, Place of Beta Theta Piand Chuck Gaskill of Delta SigmaPhi and intra-mural fame in manysports.THE BEST FIRST MORTGAGEREAL ESTATE BONDSIN CHICAGOSEE US, WE SELL ON THEPARTIAL PAYMENT PLAN$100.00 Bond$10.00 Starts You On aBaer Eisendrath & Co.208 S. LaSalle StreetWabash 0208Campus Representatives:Jos. L. Eisendrath, Jr.Simon Lesser Burg Tells HowPsychology AidsRecord - MakingBy Victor Roterus“I attribute the extra six inchesto mental attitude,” Anton Burg,high jumper extraordinary, declaredyesterday. This statement was in re¬ply to the question, “Here you’vebeen jumping around the 6 foot markfor almost a winter. And then sud¬denly at Columbus you ascend thebar at 6 feet 6 inches. IIow do youaccount for it?”Forced To WinThen when the words “mental atti¬tude” failed to bring any sign ofaccurate comprehension on the faceof the questionner Burg went on toexplain. “By mental attitude I meanconfidence and determination. Thelast characteristic results when oneds being subject to strong pressure.Anson of Ohio State kept equallingmy leaps up to six feet five inches,some three inches more than I hadever been able to do in practice, feutto beat Anson I was forced to gostill higher.”He illustrated what the lack ofpressure or competition will do byusing the high jumping event of thePenn Relays as an example. HereBurg won first place with a leap of6 feet 3 inches, but in an exhibitionattempt to break the Penn record at6 feet 5 5-8 inches he failed to dowhat he would have done under thestress of competition. As he said, “Ithink my jump was as good as theone at Ohio State. Anyway I waswell over the bar, but I was inclinedto be careless and consequentlyknocked the pole off \Vith a draggingfoot. Now if someone had beencompeting with me at this height Iwould have utilized every ounce ofmy strength and would have takencare not to have left my foot drag.”“Popular Belief Is True”That the popular belief of “ris¬ing to the occasion” is no myth isalso well illustrated in the case ofBurg. Last year he was able to clearonly 5 feet 11 inches. But his jump¬ing was not needed, because of theexcellency of Russell. This year thejumping burden was shifted to theshoulders of Burg and he has morethan taken care of it.He was just an eighth of an inchshort of the inter-collegiate recordat Columbus Saturday and he hopesto break it during the Conferencemeet at Iowa City a week from Sat¬urday when he will meet Anson andMcGinnis, who are capable of put¬ting Burg into the right “mental at¬titude” to break records. This will MINNESOTA, WISCONSIN, PURDUEAND ILLINOIS ARE SCHEDULED TOMEET VARIOUS MAROON OUTFITSNet Men Open Program Here Friday When They PlayBadgers; Norgren’s Team Plays PurdueSaturdayBy Tom StephensonAnother busy week-end confrontsthe Maroon athletic department.Boilermaker, Badger, Illini andGopher will oppose Midway teams inbaseball, tennis, golf, and track con¬tests scheduled for next Friday andSaturday. ,Wisconsin comes here to meet theChicago net team on Friday after¬noon, in the first of these contests.The Norgrenites also will play athome, meeting the dangerous Pur¬due nine on Saturday. Coach Staggwill take his trackmen for their cus- been roused to a high pitch by theshowing of the Norgrenites in thelast two games, the victories overIllinois and Northwestern, and areanxious to see them repeat againstthe Boilermakers Saturday. A tenday period since the Wildcat gamehas afforded the team some valuablepractice games with the Frosh andIndustrial nines, and has given Nor-gren a chance to polish up the newcombination made necessary by theineligibility of Wallie Marks.Good playing by Roy Price, thenew first-baseman, has partially off-tomary week-end jaunt, this time set the great loss which Mark's in¬travelling to Minneapolis for a dualmeet with the University of Minne¬sota. The Gophers will engage intheir first meet on foreign soil, play¬ing Illinois at Urbana on Saturday.Ball Game Holds InterestInterest will center around the ballgame. Midway sport enthusiasts haveGRADES OF ATHLETESHIGHER THAN AVERAGEThe revolutionary fact that majorsport athletes in the colleges havemade a higher average than the gen¬eral university grade has been re¬vealed by Fred Turner, assistantdean of men at the University of Il¬linois.Dean Turner’s research, publishedrecently in the “Big Ten Weekly,”considered the scholastic work ofthe members of the football, base¬ball, basketball and track teams forfive years. A grade of “C” is gen¬erally considered an average univer¬sity grade and of these twenty teams,only one was below it. Track menwere the smartest, basketball, base¬ball and football following.The general public seldom con¬siders that there are other studentactivities besides athletics which re¬quire time. Dean Turner comparedthe class-room exploits of the athleteswith the grades of students in fouroutstanding activities. He foundthat athletic managers and Y. M. C.A. workers were first; track athletesnext; Student Union officers fourthand basketball players fifth. Mem¬bers of the staff of the student dailywere sixth, baseball seventh and eligibility brought to the hurlingstaff. Bill Macklind, who pitched goodball on the Japan trip, is counted onto grace the mound should the pow¬erful Captain Joey Gubbins need hishelp.Maroons ImproveConsistent hitting and almost er¬ror: ess ball has characterized the re¬cent practice tilts of the Maroons,and these factors should win manymore games, as they did the lasttwo. Hoerger, McConnell and Brig-nail have kept up the batting pacewhich they set in the Illini and Wild¬cat games, and the whole team hasbeen showing well in the field.Purdue StrongPurdue has a strong outfit thisyear, having lead the Big Ten raceat the opening of the season, includ¬ing a 7 to 6 win over the Norgren¬ites at Lafayette. Coach Lambertboasts one of the hardest hittingnines in the conference, but poorfielding has handicapped their play.Northwestern, who also lost to Pur¬due in an early season contest, hand¬ed them an 8 to 4 setback at Evans¬ton last Saturday, which adds to theMaroons hope for the coming contest.Track Meet To Be CloseMinnesota and Chicago should be(Continued on page 4)football eighth. In two years thepe his fourth meeting with this tal-1 football squad surpassed the editorsented pair. I in scholarship.We’ve never seen the coffee grow, nor heard a llama bleatWe’ve never seen a Gaucho ride and throw the bolas neatWe’ve never heard Brazilians sing those lively “Santos Blues”But, boy, we’ll get all this—and moreWe’re gonna make this CRUISE,UNIVERSITY STUDENTSFOUNTAIN SERVICE AND LIGHT LUNCHES ARE BEST ATWILLIAM'S CANDY SHOPCORNER FIFTY-FIFTH AT UNIVERSITY AVENUEFresh Home Made Candies Come on, Joe College—Miss Co-Ed! 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Opjiortunity to see eastern Canada*romantic Montreal and picturesque Quebec.Oceen voyage on board Canadian Pacificsteamships, with American Universitydance bands to furnish music. Plenty ofdeck space for dancing, rest, recreation,deck games, sports, dramatics. Comfort¬able berths. Appetizing meals. Two dayvoyage dovm »he mighty St. LawrenceRiver. Only four days open sea.Landing at Liverpool, we visit Chesterand Leamington. By motor to famed F.n-lish castles, the Shake yea re country, ruralEngland and Oxford University. Fourdays in London.Visit the Hague. Amsterdam and Schevenin-gen in Holland; Brusjeia, Bruges, Zeebrugge,u-'end and oilier points in Belgium. By trainthrough the battlefields toParis, where we spend a week, with trips toVersailles and the American battle sector. Amniatime for individual sight-seeing and shopping.Kt urn sailing from Cherbourg.Shorrerro.irs if desired, at {260 and {3S0. Exten¬sions to Switzerla id, Germany and Italy at mod-tDtc crate -,o»t. riolels, meals, trnve'irghi , expense*, fees arid guides included1 rniai. *n tolir price. Management arrangesFo,der all details; books transportation:secures desirable hotel accommoda¬tions: personally conducts party.Write for complete itinerary.Geatli.rod meaadilluat-ated*rt Crafts Guild TravelI Bureau, Dapt. 124800 N. Dearborn St., Chicago, llllno.a“fD: .Without obligation on m, part, ploaaadetefla of your Collegiate Toura to Europe,atedTour Polder.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MAY 19, 1926NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY!It certainly is all right for girlsTo wear Bull Durham slips—What difference if they’re sometimesseenWith fags between their lips?But it is different with the boys,It wouldn’t be a jokeIf fond mothers might ever thinkTheir darlings try to smoke! !—SisIT has been computed that it costsa fraternity man $3 more a monthto get his education than a non-fraternity man. But consider whatthey save on clothes.We were talking over the Chi Psirobbery in the Maroon office. “Yeh,”comments Lee Neff, “It’s getting aw¬ful, I lost a collar over at the PhiPsi house last week.”“Hmm,” retorts Gray Hagey, trite¬ly but aptly, “why don’t you lookunder the one you have on?”This Must Be Kept From Stevie!Dear Turk:While the buxom Blackfriar boyswere out serenading the dormitorygirls last week-end it is reported thatglowing lights in the windows of onehall showed where cigarette smokingis Fostered.—TwirpNECK-RIVER ANTHOLOGY2.. . Willie BarbMy life began at eighteenWhen I was rushed Tau Tau.I ate with my knife and died socially.Long since I’ve been forgotten—A mere name on the College register.I met a stenographer after that;She worked in the Press BuildingBut had Waitress morals.I lived in her my lost life.—KenIN the few quarters that we havebeen associated with the Whistle andthe irresistible printers who connivedaily to crowd it into the Daily Ma¬roon, we have come to understandwith real sympathy the epigram ofthe Freshman who said that wordswere something used to disguise one’sthoughts. For example, at the headof yesterday’s column we found atitle—“The Vest Light.” Interest¬ing, but entirely strange and unintel¬ligible to us. Then, too, that con¬tribution “De Vild Vest” was writtenby Sphinx. We are sorry, Sphinx oldthing, that your signature wassnubbed.Neck and Neck?Stevie:Women are like derby horses—you pick them according to form.Your best bets take the “homestretch” with a walk.—SandeAND dumb rushing chairmen—aguy who takes rushees to see the firstact of Blackfriars!Another Hat In the RuckusDear T. T.Simply can’t stay out of this anylonger. To Stevie: my felicitations.To Sis:THE ULTIMATEA man without a womanIs like a ship without a sail.Like a raft without a rudder,Like a fish without a tail.A man without a womanIs like a wreck upon the strand,Touristthird cabin^EUROPEWith college parties onfamous “O” steamers ofThe Royal Mail LineWrite for Illustrated Booklet.School ofForeign Travel, Inc.^112 College St, New Haven, Cam. But the saddest thing in the wholewide world—Is a woman,I said a woman,1 mean a womanWithout a man!After which, we beg to remark,yes, Sis dear, men are like shoesbut we notice that women don’t liketo go anywhere without them. Towax bromidic, that's why we menget worn out.—AtlasBULL DURHAM TAGS—All MuAlpha pledges are required to wearthe official insignia. If in doubt asto your eligibility see—TERRIBLE TURKOden Expounds HisSwedish ImpressionsRev. Joshua Oden, Pastor of theIrving Park Lutheran church, willgive an illustrated lecture on “Im¬pressions of Sweden,” tonight at7:45, in Ida Noyes hall. This lec¬ture will be the last one of a seriesof three sponsored by the Scandi¬navian club on the general topic ofScandinavia. The meeting is opento everyone interested.Graduate History club, 7:45, inIda Noyes hall.Philosophy club, 8, in Classics 20. Stellar Athleteof Nebraska HighEntered In MeetThe outstanding ability, athleticprowess, and all around leadershipof the entries in the World’s Great¬est Interscholastic, scheduled forJune 4 and 5 on Soldier’s Field isvery evident from a glance over therecords of the the men already signedup for the meet.Especially is this true of a man,George Miller by name, that is enter¬ing from Havelock high school, lo¬cated at Havelock, Nebraska. Mil¬ler is completing his last year of piepschool competition and is enteringthe National meet in search of acrowning achievement of his fouryear’s of work.His record is practically unequalledby any athlete in the United Statesas an all around man. He is a star infootball, basketball, baseball andtrack. During his high school careerhe has been captain of a team inevery sport sponsored by the Have¬lock authorities.On the cinder track, in the weightevents, and at the jumping standard.Miller has been the mainstay ot th^Havelock team. A few of his rec¬ords follow:The hundred yard dash in 10:2,javelin 170 feet, broad jumps 21feet, high jump 5’5”, and runs the1869 1926Madison at Dearborn-Save regularly in Chicago’smost central bankUNION TRUSTCOMPANYCHICAGOSayings Department Open Till 8 P. M. Saturdays50c WAVESevery day except SaturdayLicensed OperatorsKENNEDY SHOPS1155 E. 63rd St.Midway 02071455 E. 63rd St.Dorchester 3755 6351 Cottage Grove Ave.Fairfax 58965226 Harper Ave.Hyde Park 2408VITAMINES A-B-C-D-ETry Our Vitamine SpecialVEGETABLE SALAD andBROWN BREAD — BUTTERED TOAST25cBreakfast — Lunch — DinnerUNIVERSITY TEA HOUSE5725 Kenwood hurdles, pole vaults, swings the dis¬cus, .puts the shot, and twirls thehammer, at an equal rate. Recentlyhe broke the state record for thejavelin throw.Miller is just nineteen, weighs 165,and the Western sport addicts pro¬claim him as the coming collegiatewonder. Want AdsFOUR TEAMS AFTER WEEK-ENDSCALPS(Continued from page three)evenly balanced in Saturday’s trackmeet according to the previousshowings of the two squads.Like the Maroons, they have fewoutstanding men, but are stronger onthetrack, while the Maroons have theedge in the field events. Gruehagen,stellar dash man and placer in theDrake Relays, will boost the Gopherhopes in the 100 and 220 dashes.Hisert, Patterson, Dorsey andBartlett are expected to cop the golfmatch at Illinois. This par-shootingfoursome has registered wins overIowa, Purdue, and Ohio, and has yetto be defeated. The Maroon tennisteam has been less successful, hav¬ing only one victory to its credit, andthe meet with Wisconsin will un¬doubtedly be a close one.Surell’s Beauty Shop1451 E. 57th StreetFairfax 2007Expert beauty work in all branchesOpen Tues., Thurs., and Fri. Eves.FRESHMEN!DO YOU?CHARLESTONTHE FINESTCHARLESTONEXPERTS IN THE COUNTRYOrchestra NightlyNATIONAL DANCING ACADEMYAuditorium Bldg.—431^ So. 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