$ Hop tickets dis¬tributed today atMaroon officefrom 1:30-2:30. ittaroon Last call forSenior .vaudevilletryouts.T J ■■ ■ ■■*Vol. 26 No. 119 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, MAY 18, 1926 Price Five CentsBREASTED BACK FROM SPHINXCHANGE PLANS;IDA TO BE JAPGARDEN AT HOPMcDonough Decides on Ela¬borate Decorations forMay 27The Interclass Hop, it has been de¬cided, is not going to come of! in acountry club after all; it is going to beheld in a Japanese garden. That, atleast is the scheme of decoration forIda Noyes hall on the night of May27, when the affair is set. The Jap¬anese garden idea will be followed outthoroughly, both floor and groundsbeing decorated.The color scheme will be one cen¬tering on orchid and pink, and every¬thing will work out in that arrange¬ment. According to the cautious JohnMcDonough, in charge of the decora¬tions, there will be at least two hun¬dred lanterns used, lots of flowers,and anything else that strikes thecommittee as being particularly Jap¬anese in character.Use Cherry BlossomsThe entrance to Ida Noyes will beon the Woodlawn side. The cloisterswill be decorated with apple blossoms,green sniilax and Japanese lanterns,and the whole will be effectivelymasked by the use of but little illum¬ination. What’s CollegeSans a Campus?What would college be without acampus or a social set, or a foot¬ball team?Not a college worth going towould be the verdict of most stu¬dents, yet such a place really exists.Commonwealth College, near Mena,Arkansas, has succeeded in hold¬ing a school together three yearswithout any of these things. In ad¬dition, they have not campaignedfor a staduini nor asked forathletic funds.It is a true lal>or college this col¬lege in Arkansas. The women washthe dishes, the men hoe the corn,and the professor of psychologywaits on table three times a day.“Hands calloused with honest toil”is the accepted motto, and no oneseems to mind. The students andfaculty buildings, raise their ownfood on “Commonwealth Farm,”and do their own office work.Small shops, a garment factory,a cannery, shingle mill, power plantand printing shops are being oper¬ated by the college and helping towork out the economic salvation ofthe school. Bouncing DevilsBounce No More;Ankles UnsteadyOn the dance floor itselt, in thegymnasium, the orchestra will playfrom a latticework cage in the centerof the floor. The cage will be, ac¬cording to McDonough, “elaboratelytrimmed" with apple blossoms, theinevitable smilax (wild ones this time)and lanterns. There will be a pillarat each corner of the cage, with fansextending from them out over thefloor. MARSHALLSHIPGIVEN D. RICHReceives Honor Appointmentfrom President Mason Twelve hundred first-nighters satthrough the first act of “Wallie WatchOut" .Friday night, oblivious of theconsternation which took place back-stage.Thanks to the efforts of the spot¬light man, some of the audience mayhave noticed a queer looking propshaped like a bed which was broughton the stage about the middle of theact. Some may have connected thiswith the fact that in the finale of theact a number of so-called devils camebouncing out into space from nowhereto join the crowd on the stage.Now, according to the men whohad the fortune, or should we say, mis¬fortune to be backstage, these so-call¬ed devils were forced to jump froma high platform onto this springboard,for this is what it was, and from thereto alight gracefully on the stage. Butthis is not by any means an easy thingto do, according to the boys who at¬tempted it. In fact the universal ten¬dency was for the whole quota ofbouncing devils to land in a pile onthe floor.So it happened Friday night, andBerry Thomas, who happened to beon the bottom of the pile, emergedwith a badly sprained ankle. Conse¬quently, those who attend the showfrom now on will see no bouncingdevils. HENRY SMITH’SPEN PORTRAYSCAMPUS PROFSChristian Science MonitorPublishes Journalists“Chicago” PortraitsParasols To Be UsedHuge Japanese parasols will hangfrom the ceiling, being lighted fromabove to bring out their colors. Twolarge sets of festoons—eight in eachset—will help out, too. Lights hungfrom the ceiling will be at a height offifteen feet from the floor, and all theoverhead decorations will hang lowover the floor. A large lantern willbe draped from each big light in thegym.Apple blossoms, smilax again, andhuckleberry blossoms—all of theseartificial, of course,—will cover thewalls. No apparatus will be visible inany part of the gym. The groundswill work up a garden effect—“lan¬terns, benches appropriately placed,etc.”—according to McDonough’s re¬port. Daniel Catton Rich became a col¬lege marshal yesterday by appoint¬ment of President Max Mason. Fiewill receive the maroon tassle at onceand serve at the spring'convocation.Rich has maintained a high schol¬arship record throughout his under¬graduate career, his average being ap¬proximately A-. He is a member ofthe Dramatis Association, the l’oetry Maroon to PlayHost At SalesTheater Pa rtyThe Daily Maroon will be hosts ata theatre party to be given to the teamwhich sold the most subscriptions dur¬ing Maroon week. Miss Helen Lam-born was chairman of the winningClub, French Club, Italian Club, and j team.Meadville House. He was a member T he girls composing the team heul-of the editorial board of the Circle fed by Miss Lamborn were Betty Tay-and has been active in the amalga-! lor, Dorothy James, Carol Simons, A gallery of University of Chi¬cago portraits by Henry Justin Smith,managing editor of the Chicago DailyNews and author of “Josslyn”, writtenafter his 18 months on the campus,appeared in The Christian ScienceMonitor yesterday and are continuedin the issues of May 20, 24, and 27.The sketches are impressions ofsome of the most loved figures ofthe campus as viewed by the personMr. Smith calls “the loop-man.” Theseries has unusual value because ofMr. Smith’s long experience in theworld of newspaper men, his literaryskill and his fresh approach to cam¬pus life."Above the Loop”When he left the typewriters andpresses of the busy newspaper officeto direct the publicity of the univer¬sity, many eyes watched with interestthe novel situation of a seasoned jour¬nalist at work in academic circles.To Mr. Smith it was o voyage of dis¬covery. “Ten thousand feet above theloop,” he called the location of his newoC’ce.Many things Mr. Smith discovered,but one he failed to find. That wasthe absent-minded professor so dearto the cartoonists of daily newspapers.Keen professors he found, amiable pro¬fessors, athletic professors, professorswith an engaging sense of humor andprofessors devoted to their researchesto the exclusion of all self-interest, hutthe figure of the comics strips he con¬cluded must be mythical.Reveal University AtmosphereJust as Mr. Smith’s “Josslyn” and“Deadlines” were real with, the feel-,ing of a great city of noises andcrowds, so these sketches catch upon(Continued on page 2) Big Ten PapersPlan RadiogramsDaily radiograms between the BigTen schools by way of the collegedailiesi will soon become a realityaccording to plans laid by the BigTen Editors and Business Man¬agers conference held at Iowa Citylast Friday and Saturday.By sending and receiving mes¬sages between the hours of two andfive, the radio 'system will enableThe Daily Maroon to print dailycollegiate news from even such farpoints north as Minneapolis andMadison the morning aft<?r theevents happen.Problems of staff organization, thegathering of news, how to handleanti-social news, and editorial pol¬icies were the main subjects of dis¬cussion at the conference. MiltonKauffman, managing editor of theMaroon, was the Chicago represen¬tative.The Daily Northwestern will bethe host to the next session of theconference which will meet nextMay.CHICAGO LEADS;STANFORD DEAN RETURNS FROMMOULDY TOMBSWITH NEW FINDSArrives Home After TwoWeeks’ Rest WithRockefellerCites University as LeaderIn Undergrad Activitiesmatiou of that magazine with thePhoenix. For two years he directedthe Freshman plays of the Gargoyles,has written plays for campus produc¬tion, and with Bertha Ten Eyck Janiescontributed a number of the lyrics forthe first annual Mirror. Rich is afrequent contributor of articles onart subjects of magazines.The complete list of marshals in¬cludes Allen Heald, Head Marshal;Edward Ames, William Abbott, Mel¬bourne Boynton. Paul C. Cullom,Earle English, Allen Miller, ThomasMulroy, Daniel C. Rich, Addison Wil¬son and C. Victor Wisner. Dorthea Lowenstein, GertrudeHolmes, Dorothy Sylvester and Yirginia Hardt.The subscription contest was partof the annual Maroon Week held thefirst week in April. Other features ofthe week were an all University mix¬er and a salesgirl- luncheon, all ofwhich was to get the students of theUniversity better acquainted with theirdaily paper.Watching “Wallie’s” CoachingMusic, Cast, and Vanishing PlotBy John AllisonHere is to the best first act that'Blackfriars have put on in many ayear, of the •second act—more anon.This seems to be the concensus ofopinion as we talked it over in frontof the scene of the first act this morn¬ing. Blackfriars are a part of this cam¬pus and should be considered for theirmerits judged from a campus point ofview.The first thing to state is that theshow had an abundance of talent. Notonly talent but real star talent, any twoor three members of whom might havefurnished a cast for an ordinary show.This is a show of superlatives and clev¬er personalities. Don, Clyde, Sew andHintz form an excellent quartette and. send the show’ speedily on its way.The music alloted to them is betterthan we find in many of our legiti¬mate houses and is put across in realstyle. The melodies were good andthe arrangements were excellent.If we consider the time allotted toDirector Coleman to stage this showwe must say that his equal would behard to find. The dancing of thechorus was great and the steps weremore complicated and executed witha greater degree of accuracy than hasbeen exhibited in the last few years.This is due to the efforts of a specialcoach and by all means may he con¬tinue, as it gives more time to Mr.Coleman to work with the principals(Continued on page 2) MRS. A. H. RAMSEYTO DISCUSS WOMENVOTERS AT VESPERSWhat has been the influence of thewomen voter on the political situa¬tion of the United States? Has shetended to elevate the moral tone ofpolitics by hei" vote? Has she contrib¬uted anything in her capacity of office¬holders? Mrs. A. H. Ramsey, politi¬cal worker, will present her answersto these questions at the Y. W. C. A.Vesper services, tomorrow at 4,the Y. W. room of Ida Noyes hall.Mrs. Ramsey’ is one of the leadersin the field of politics, and has donea good deal to establish woman as aninfluential element in politics, accord¬ing to Mary Harvey, meetings chair¬man. Mrs. Ramsey wras formerly thechairman of the organization commit¬tee of the League of Women Votersof the State of Pennsylvania, and nowoccupies a similar office in Illinois.Horace Bridges, president of theChicago Ethical Society, will speak on“Ideals and Character as Shown byStudents,” Wednesday, May 26. EARLY CHRISTIANMARTYRS SUBJECTOF KRUEGER TALKProf. Gustav Krueger, instructorof church history at the University ofGiessen, Germany, and known intheological circles for his hand bookon church history will lecture tonightat 7:30 in the Commons room of theTheology building on “Early ChristianMartyrs.” The lecture is being con¬ducted under the joint auspices of theNew Testament, Church history andTheology clubs.Prof. Krueger, who is conductingtwo courses in the Divinity school ofthe University this quarter—Catholic¬ism, a course given in German, andEnlightenment, a course in English—has recently delivered lectures onphases of church history at Yale, Har¬vard, Columbia and Michigan. Prof.Krueger is expecting to return toGermany at the end of the Springquarter, and will resume his w’ork at111 the University of Giessen next fall. That the University of Chicago islooked upon by other universities andcolleges throughout the country as aleader in progressive methods for theundergraduate body was the assertionmade by Prof. George B. Culver, deanof men at Leland Stanford universitywhile on campus yesterday.Prof. Culver stopped at the Uni¬versity to visit some very close friendsincluding Vice-President F. C. Wood¬ward, who was formerly dean of thelaw school at Leland Stanford, andj President Max Mason. He is on hisj way to visit the leading schools of the| East, planning studies at Princeton,i Yale and Hardvard among others af¬ter attending a convention of deans atthe University of Minnesota last w’eek.The statement made by Prof. Cul¬ver was based upon the program usedFreshman Week and upon the workof the staff of deans in charge of theundergraduates at this institution.SENIOR VAUDEVILLEASPIRANTS RECEIVEFINAL INSTRUCTIONSOfficials of the Senior vodvil haveissued a final call to those who wishto participate. The semi-final try-outswill be held today in Maude! hall at3:30.Classes to be HeldOn Decoration DayDecoration Day, which is celebratedon May 31st this year, is not a Uni¬versity holiday. This announcementwas officially made by the Recorder’soffice last week. In making the an¬nouncement, Walter A. Payne. Re¬corder and Examiner of the Univer¬sity, cites the action of the GeneralAdministrative Board, April 18, 1914,which was reenacted October 18, 1924. “It is not expected that aspirantsto the program will present their fin¬ished acts at this time,” said FredHandschy, one of the managers.“What we want,”- he continued, “issome concrete idea of what their pros¬pective act will be about, a writtensynopsis. Nor do you have to be aSenior to enter an act.”The Senior vodvil plays a somewhatlarger role than merely a class affair By Milton S. MayerJames Harvey Breasted is back.Back from the heart of aged Egypt,Luxor, Armageddon, the Valley of theKings—whose mouldy tombs andeternal pyramids have yielded the his¬tory of a forgotten world, the re¬nowned archaelogist reached Chi¬cago yesterday. Mrs. Breasted methim at New’ York, where he has beenresting for two weeks, the guest ofJohn D. Rockefeller, Jr.“Well, it’s warm in Chicago too,”wras the first statement Dr. Breasted .made as he stepped from the 20thCentury iLimited into the Union sta¬tion at 63rd street, where old mansummer drowsily registered a temper¬ature of 85 degrees. Like a fairy storyhero, the hardy Egyptologist is a manw’ho never grows old. Under hisgreying hair and moustache, a bronzedleathery countenance is illuminated by1 eyes that have seen a panorama of un¬told centuries. Dr. Breasted left for\ this latest expedition last fall.“What’s the news? Perhaps thebest news is inspired by Julius Rosen-w’ald. The philanthropist and his sonhave given thirty thousand dollars forthe erection of the first scientific li¬brary in upper Egypt. Their giftmarks an epoch in our wrork. Thelibrary is situated opposite Luxor, fac- .ing the great temple of Medinet Habu.The Egyptian government, with whomI am very friendly, has leased usthe ground for one pound—five dollars—a year.“With the completion of the Rosen-wald library, we shall at last be ableto maintain an adequate staff ofEgyptological scholars and workers.The structure is “lined” with steel,safe from the attacks of the whiteants that have wrought such incon¬ceivable destruction throughout thecountry. We have our own electricand water systems. The situation isindeed a Mecca.”Desert Swallowing SphinxWhen questioned as to the rumorsconcerning the decomposition of theSphinx, Dr. Breasted told how theneck of the giant monument was on alevel with the surface of the desert,and was being eaten away by sandblasts. “But the Sphinx is safe for amillion years or so. The stone hasbeen reinforced and protected.”Dr. Breasted intends to remain inAmerica for the summer, going east inJuly. During the next month he willbe at work, at the Haskell OrientalMuseum, after which he will devotethe rest of the dog-days in complet¬ing a translation of the Edwin Smith(Continued on page 2)What's On TodayRadio program, Mitchell tower,“Business Administration III,” Asso¬ciate Prof. Stone, 8, Station WLS.“Readings from Contemporary PoetryVachel Lindsay,” Assistant Prof. DavisEdwards, 7:15, station WLS. “Hun¬ger,” Prof. Carlson, 9, station WMAQThe University Orchestral associa-because of the Interscholastic Track tion, 4, Harper assembly room.meet. It is expected that a greatmany of the entrees will go to theshow as it is scheduled for the Fridaynight of the meet. It is planned to usethe vodvil as one of the rushingattractions, later. The second tryoutfor the acts will be announced later. Public lecture, Divinity school, 4:30,Theology 106.Joint meeting of Le Cercle Francais,II Circulo Francais and El CirculoEspanol, 4:30, Ida Noyes theatre.km t \1 1 1 1 " —Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY 18, 1926iaihj iHaroonFOUNDED IN 1M1fHR OFFICIAL 8TUDBNT NEWSPAPER OP THE UNIVERSITY OP CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Ssturdsx, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter end Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:18.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. 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Assistant Women’s EditorAlta Cundy Social Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTLeland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Krelnes Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerFrederick Kretschmer, Circulation ManagerGeorge Gruskin Classified ManagerJack Pincus Auditorfr 4Goodbye Campus.Hello France/^ic\AJUST think of campus and classes leftbehind in the wake of a Cunard Col¬lege Special, bound for Europe and thetime of one’s life!Make .up your mind to go, and you’llcount the days ’till the good ship sails.Think of Paris and London and theContinent! Like stepping off this mun¬dane sphere into a new world.Miss Elizabeth La May, Beecher* Hall, University of Chicago.■ Mr. Murray H. Leiffer, 975 East60th St.,phone Faifax 5555.TO$ 190Round TripTOURIST THIRD CABIN CUNARD & ANCHOR LINES140 N. Dearborn St., Chicagoor Local AgentsVBe*designed for All Sports!Exclusive FeaturesFor a shoe to meet all sport require¬ments of collegians, v;e went to thefamous athletic director. Dr. Mean-well. 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Write for information.THE SERVUS RUBBER COMPANY-ROCK ISLAND, ILLINOIS RECORDER’S OFFICEISSUES TEMPORARYUST OF GRADUATESProvisional lists of candidates forthe Bachelor’s Degree at the SummerConvocation, June 15, have beenposted as stated below. College stu¬dents expecting to graduate at thattime should inspect the appropriatelists. Those who do not find theirnames there should consult the offi¬cials specified below NOT LATERTHAN Wednesday, May 19.1. The College of Arts, Litera¬ture, and Science, west wall of theBureau of Records, within door 102. . . . Miss Walker.2. The College of Commerce andAdministration bulletin board, corri¬dor of the C. & A. Building ....Miss Burns.3. The College of Education,Biaine Hall bulletin board ....Miss Johnson.UNIVERSITY RECORDER. in these shows. It is good stuff andkeep up the good work, Mr, Coleman.Before ending this review let us com¬mend the work of Von Ammon, whowas great, and Kocrber and Root, whocontributed some clever hits to makethis a great show.HENRY SMITH PEN POR¬TRAYS CAMPUS PROFS.’(Continued from page 1)paper the charm and peace of the ivy-covered walls where the quest of thedollar is forgotten in the search forknowledge, “that human life may rich¬er be,” the Monitor staff points out.Copies of the issues of The Monitorcontaining Mr. Smith's universitysketches may he read at the Study-Room of the Christian Science Soci¬ety of the University, in the TheologyBuilding, open between the hours of12 and one o’clock. Newspapers con¬taining the first installment will hereceived Wednesday.WATCHING “WALLIE’S”COACHING, MUSIC ANDVANISHING PLOT The Graduate Classical club. 8; Clas-ics 20.(Continued from front page)and their combined efforts result in amore finished production.New for the dirty work. Wheredid the plot go in the second act? Itseems to have given way to a seriesof vaudeville stunts, which if we re¬member correctly, was the weaknessof last year’s show. We were happyto welcome back the soft shoe danc¬ing act with which we are so familiar.These boys are good but a iittle varietyof steps might prove a boon to uswho attend the various campus vaude¬villes.The interlude with the Gershweinaccompaniment was most artisticallydone and marks a unique undertaking Want AdsFORD BARGAIN—1926 FordTouring. Run only 550 miles. Perfectcondition. Testimonials from hun¬dreds as t oits value. Neew jack, al¬though the car has one. RUN do notWALK to 5747 University Avenue,and ask for Tom Mulroy.THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. 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Matinee.$2.75orch. seat at $2.00$2.20 orch. seat at 1.65$2.20 balcony seat at 1.65$1.65 balcony seat at 1.00$1.10 balcony seat at 55WEDNESDAY MATINEE$2.20 orch. seat at $1.65$2.20 balcony seat at 1.65$1.65 balcony seat at 1.00$1.10 balcony seat at 55 RETURNS FROMMOULDY TOMBSWITH NEW FINDS(Continued from page 1)Surgical Papyrus. This dissertation,the oldest scientific document extant,shows a broad knowledge of surgery,according to the translator.King Tut Exploited“King Tutenkhamen has been ex¬ploited to most minute possibility. J hemarvels of his tomb, his death-mask,his casket of eight hundred .weight ofgold—these can never he described,nor can workmanship, in my belief,ever equal them. But their mysterieshave for the most part been fathomed.” FAY’S LUNCHHome CookingSpecial Rates to Students845 E. 55th St.The New Testament Church historyand Theology clubs, 7:30, Commonsroom, Theology building. J. H. FINNIGANDRUGSCigarettes, Cigars, CandyIce Cream55th at Woodlawn Ave.Phone Midway 0708How DidYour GartersLookThis Morning?*KOMOK wnowrCOM PANYMAKIfta No MoreSkidding Garters!AGRIPPA - WEB make* garters act in anentirely new way—and only in Bostons canthis web be had. Even when worn very looseit will not slip. It cannot curl and vet it isremarkably soft and light. Here in tact is apractical, comfortable, ventilated-web garter.In many pleasing colors, 50c the pair. »m ,-r,<you seeit’s like this-Mere quantity in eating countsfor little. Only the food you assim¬ilate builds bodily health andstrength. Beyond this point foodcan be actually harmful.ShreddedWheatj- 1 ■ * ' t \ X *. ? *is not only 100% digestible but furnishes allthe BRAN, CARBOHYDRATES, PROTEINS,SALTS and VITAMINS of the good wholewheat, balanced as Nature intended for thehighest degree of nutriment.If you need energy, if you need roughage,if you desire new bodily health and mentalvigor—EAT SHREDDED WHEAT EVERYDAY.food for thought and health- ■ ■ - ■ ■ -Netmen drop meetto Wolverines. The Daily SPORTS M CL I* 0 0 H 1 *-m b»" **“°nU nears close.Tuesday Morning or urio May 18, 1926 |NETMEN STUMBLE, 4-3; GOLFERSWOLVERINES COPDOUBLES; LOCALSSHINE IN SINGLESShapinsky, Hudlin and HallAnnex WinsSingles inBy Tom StephensonChicago netmen outclassed Michiganin individual play to win three out offive singles matches, but fell beforethe superior team play of the Wol¬verines to lose yesterday’s thrillingmeet by a 5 to 4 count. Michigancleaned up in both doubles contests bydecisive scores.Three Singles WinsShapinsky, Hudlin and Hall regis¬tered victories in the singles play. Sha¬pinsky, the stellar sophomore, over¬whelmed Crane, Wolverine veteran,by a 6-2. 6-4 score. Shapinsky con¬tinued with his cool, hut effective play¬ing to forge ahead at the opening ofthe match, and as Crane strengthenedhis attack. Shapinsky tightened hisdefense to keep always in the lead.Hudlin. National Colored Champ, out¬classed Stevens to win by 8-6, 6-3. Hallbeat Olian 6-3, 8-6. after Olian hadlead in the second set at to 4.Kirkbaum, semi-finalist in the Con¬ference meet last spring, won fromWallic Schaeffer in the closest singlesmatch of the day. Gapt. Schaefferstarted strong, taking the opening set6-1. Then the championship form ofthe Wolverine loomed up as his fero¬cious serving and determined returnshots overtook \\ allie in the two fol¬lowing sets. The second set went to a6 to 4 count, and the final set wentdeuce, 7-5. Vose of Michigan was vic¬torious in the other singles match.Thorpe Drain falling by 6-2 and 6-3.Both Doubles LoseThe easy wins of the Michigandoubles teams came as a surprise tothe large number of spectators whichlined the courts. After having theedge in individual play, the Maroonswere looked for to repeat in the teamcontests, but upsets will be upsets,and the Wolverines copped bothmatches, thereby spoiling the Maroonhopes.Hudlin and Hall lost to \ ose andStephens in the opening doubles con¬test by a 6-1, 6-2 count. The Maroonsnever did get started and this matchwas the biggest upset of the day.This left the remaining doubles con¬test as the determining match of thewhole meet, and it was hard foughtand more exciting than in the 6-4. 6-2score might indicate. Schaeffer andShapinsky led the first set at 4-3, andit was only after severaL deuce gamesthat they were beaten 6-4. The sec¬ond set was all Michigan, Kirckbamand Crane copping by 6-2. D. U. Takes Extra Inning Game from Sig ChiLast Regular BallTilts Played TodayToday’s games finish up the reg¬ular pre-semi-final schedule of in¬tra-mural ball. Drawings will bemade as soon as possible atfer theleague leaders have been announc¬ed.Tomorrow begins the actual playin the semi-final round of the inter-fraternitv groups. The semi-finalsin the non-Greek leagues beginsnext Monday afternoon, accordingto the manager. Today’s games:Phi Sigma Delta vs. Z. B. T.3:06 P. M.Lambda Chi Alpha vs. Phi Kap¬pa Sigma 3:00 P. M.Phi Pi Phi vs. Phi Delta Theta3:00 P. M.Delta Tau Delta vs. Tau DeltaPhi 4:30 P. M.Tau Sigma Omicron vs. DeltaKappa Kpsilon 4:30 P. M.WHAT of IT?tyceoape morgen ster^To Mr. Frank K. Matidel, whoseactivities as an entrepeneur have ledhim to float the Sisson Yacht Club,should be accorded the recognitionthat is due of all public-spirited fel¬low’s. Not only did Mr. Mandel throw-open the doors of his more or less ex¬clusive club to the Blackfriar prin¬cipals last Friday evening, not onlydid he give them full freedom to singsuch songs as they were capable, buthe even extended the same privilegesto some others of us whose connectionwith the show was more or less re¬mote. (We did not, it is true, availourselves of this opportunity to en¬gage in the role of entertainer, butstill we felt rather gratified that it wasgiven us, and wc did engage in eat¬ing, and other such casual divertisse¬ments as came up).Not only did Mr. Mandel get thebenefit of my more mellow feelings onthese accounts, but. more, I felt forhim almost a brother’s feeling when,after a wavering half-second, he didnot order several of bis scurryingcabin boys to toss me back into theelevator, lacking as 1 did the envelop¬ing protection of one of the brother’stuxedos. This fact, as I say, cut noice with the genial Mr. Mandel: he letit pass, and me with it.Badger Elevens inScrimmage TodayMadison, Wis., May 17—Coach TomLieb, former Notre Dame star andpresent line coach at the Universityof Wisconsin, will be present at thescrimmage game (scheduled for to¬day between two Wisconsin footballelevens. He is hoping to acquainthimself with the squad as he may as¬sume active duties immediately nextfall when he will assist Coach Little.The game is the second of its kindthis spring and will enable the coachesto see how the men work under actualfire. The Badgers have been engag¬ing in intensive drills and as the com¬petition for positions has been un¬usually keen the practice game willundoubtedly be a spirited one.The following new’ men have shownreal possibilities: Kurth, a tackle,Rose, halfback; Welch, end; Kresge,fullback; Forman, guard; Van Horn,halfback; Wagner, center; and Barr,halfback. Plan Prep NetMeet for JuneFirst to FifthAltogether, there was very nearly asmuch of a Blackfriar air to Mr. Man-del’s establishment as one could wellexpect—or want. Abbot Paul Cullomwas there, happy that the week hadat last ended; so was Milt Kreines,who put out the Friars program. So,too, were Messrs .Keutzer, Covert andMcGinnis, who sang, much as theydid in the show. So was Marvin Hintzwho looked customarily naive whenhe was introduced. And so were BenTurner, who runs the Yacht Club or¬chestra and who played the comb inlast year’s Blackfriar show, and Fred'Von Ammon, w-ho played the accor¬dion last year and this year both; notonly were they there, but they playedthe comb and the accordion to theedification of all concerned. One more of Chicago’s great an¬nual prep classic is just about due toturn the corner into the list of Juneevents. The Twentieth Annual Inter¬scholastic Tennis Tournament of theUniversity of Chicago has been placedon schedule for the week of June 1stto June 5th. Although overshadowedby the glories and spectacularism ofthe big Track Interscholastic the affairholds a foremost place in the prep networld and its importance to the prepathletes is second only to the import¬ance of the track meet.Annually, for the last twenty years,the best high school and academy net-men of the country have come tocompete for the championship at theUniversity’s Interscholastic, and thisyear their enthusiasm is running high.Entries for the tourney will soon bearriving thick and fast.Two divisions—for the singles andthe doubles championships—are runeach year, and each year valuable andbeautiful prizes are awrded to the win¬ners. This year cups will be given thewinners and runners-up of each sec¬tion while the third and fourth placemen or teams will receive individualmedals. The meet will be held on theUniversity courts where the playerswill have the finest of footing and thebest of all-around playing conditions.'Last year first honors in the tourneywere carried off by Emmet Pare, nowa prominent junior in the tennis world.Two years, ago George Lott, now- thenations ranking junior and a studentat the University took the champion¬ship. BETAS, PHI SIGSTAKE CLOSE I-MBALL CONTESTSAlpha Sigs Forfeit to PiLams in FourthGamePUT IN FIRST BIGSTEEL BEAM FORMAROON STADIUM•Stagg Field is beginning to take onnew, rejuvenated, lines and aspects.The whole north side of the playingfield is being rapidly filled with tiersupon tiers of seats, the beginnings ofthe great structure that will make Chi¬cago’s football plant one of the na¬tions most perfectly equipped. Evenat this early stage the outlines of thehalf completed stands suggest vivid¬ly the sturdy appearance that ,tltebowl will have.Twelve sections of the seats havealready been completely erected withthe exception of course of the con¬crete filling which will probably beput in last. The height of the sectionsas they stand now is one third of thefinal actual height. Yesterday the firstof the gigantic steel beams that willmake the structure solid and safe wasswung into place, rapidly and efficient¬ly, by a huge, powerful derrick.Still the contractors are two daysbehind in their work. But they staketheir reputations on the promise thatthe plant will be entirely completedby the first part of September. Alpha Sigma Phi forfeited to PiLambda Phi in the only unplayedgame yesterday afternoon while thePhi Sigs, Betas and D. U. were tak¬ing fast contests from their opponents.Today’s games are the last before thesemi-finals.Close ContestSigma Chi was nosed out in an extrainning game after tying the score inthe seventh when Scott came in on ahit by Welty, 5-4. The Sig Chis jump¬ed into an early lead by counting twroruns in the opening frame and onemore in the next.Then the D. U. hitters began tofind the losing pitcher, Denton, forsome clean hits and the winnerscounted two in the second and onein the third to tie the score.- In thefifth they again rallied and put an¬other run over the pan. This timeBudlong scored on a single by Eng¬lish.Phi Sigs Win, 7-4The Phi Sigs-apportioned their runsrather evenly inning by inning andfinally won out 7-4. The Tekes foughtstubbornly and promised big thingsin a last inning rally which was how-ever nipped after two runs had beenscored. Tau Kappa Epsilon was heldto seven hits but through daring baserunning they were able to convert themajority of them into runs.The winners hit the ball more free¬ly, gathering twelve safe blows. ThePhi Sigs began to score in the secondwhen hits by Gordon, Weil, Edelsteinand Goodman accounted for two runs.In the fourth Gordon and Fox scored,and Reinwald’s run in the fifth wonthe game.Betas Outhit Tau DeltBeta Theta Pi outhit the Tau Deltsto win, 13-11. Both teams were minusthe usual quota of men, the Tau Deltshaving one less than their opponents.The game was not decided until thefinal inning when the winners pushedover three counters to overcome theTau Delt lead and win the game.This was after the Tau Delts hadcome from behind and scored sevenruns in their last inning to take thelead by one counter, 11-10. Engbergmade four runs for the winners.Varsity and FroshHold Track MeetToday and Wednesday, from 11:30to 12:30, two track meets for varsityand freshman track athletes will beheld on Stagg Field. Today will wit¬ness the running of the 220, the half,the two mile, and the low hurdles forvarsity men. Tomorrow’, the 100, the440, the mile, the pole vault, and highand broad jumps will be held.Before going out after seeing theFriday night Friar show, I encount¬ered A1 Heald. Now, Heald alwaysis a good man to meet when in needof advice, as I was at the time. Ihad somewhere during the evening gota red rose in my buttonhole. After ahasty glance in the mirror, I felt somedoubt as to whether the rose wasquite exactly the thing I wanted in mybuttonhole. I could not tell. So I ap-(Continued on page 4) 50c WAVES©very day except SaturdayLicensed OperatorsKENNEDY SHOPS1155 E. 63rd St.Midway 02071455 E. 63rd St.Dorchester 3755 6351 Cottage Grove Ave.Fairfax 58965226 Harper Ave.Hyde Park 2408 Play Semi-finals inHandball TourneyHandball, the only Winter Quar¬ter sport at present unfinished, willsoon come to a close. There arenow only four men remaining in thesingles tourney, Hendrickson,Goodman, Elson and Geismann.Hendrickson and Goodman playtoday in the semi-finals for the rightto meet the winner of the Elson-Geismann match. This lattermatch will be played off before theend of this week and the champ¬ionship of the University should bedecided by the end of next week.The match carded for todayshould be one of the best of theseason for both Goodman andHendrickson are in shape and havebeen practicing constantly. Good¬man is an all round athlete, playingon the star Mac horseshoe team aswell as on the ball squad andtouchball team.BURG JUST SHORTOF BIG TEN MARKMakes 6*4 Ft. in Four WayTrack MeetAlthough Chicago’s showing as ateam was very unimpressive, AntonBurg, the Maroons’ one track ace,came through with flying colors in thequadrangular track meet between OhioState, Wisconsin, Northwestern andChicago last Saturday. Burg’s colorsflowed higher than usual for he as¬cended the harrier at 6 feet 6 inchesin the high jump, and that is about ashigh as humans are able to attainthrough their own locomotion nowa¬days, in days past, and it would notbe bold to say, in days to come.Burg was sorely pressed for Ansonof Ohio State did not quit until hehad climbed over for 6 feet 5 inchesand could do no more. McGinnis ofWisconsin, who is also a high jumperof some repute, was unable to keepup with his inspired fellow aerialists.This trio was the same one that wentto the Penn relays some time ago andshowed the east a few tricks abouthigh-jumping.Otherwise, as remarked before, itwas a rather drab meet for Chicagowho finished last and finally in thisgathering of trackmen. Ohio Statenosed out Wisconsin by a point tor theteam honors while Northwesternmade a respectable showing.COWHEYSMEN’S SHOPSSth St. and Ellis Ave.Has aCOMPLETE LINE OF NEW SPRINGSTYLESHata - Caps - Sweaters - Silk Muffler*Ilea OVERRUN BUCKSBY HUGE SCOREIN EASY VICTORYPatterson Makes 75; AllowOnly Two Points inMeetBy Harry L. ShlaesAvengingThe stinging defeats ad¬ministered in tennis and track lastweekend, the Maroon golf squad senthome the Ohio State four on the shortend of a 19-2 score yesterday after¬noon at course 3 of Olympia. Thelonely two pointers engineered by thevisitors were accomplished in the finaldoubles match between the Patterson-Dorsey twosome and the King-Steph-ens combination, when the latter an¬nexed the last nine holes of the match.Make Six BirdiesIn the morning round all matcheswere Maroon complete victories ex¬cept one, and thot was almost as com¬plete as the others. Dorsey was theone who lost the only point in themorning’s play when he halved thefirst nine of his match with Stephens.Hisert defeated C. King, takingboth nines and the match and threemarkers for the locals, while Bartlettdid the same with W. Hagen. Fitter-son again repeated the feat of hiscaptain and took the measure of G.King for three pointers, registeringa 75 for the eighteen holes, just fiveover a difficult par 70.Lead lv-0 At NoonThe afternoon round was marked bywonderful shooting on the part of bothsquads. Three times in the eighteenholes of the Hisert-Bartlett vs. C.King-Hagen match the losers pulledbirdies only to have them tied withlike birdies to the credit of the Ma¬roons, thus halving the holes afterthe Bucks were almost sure of win¬ning them. The locals took home sixbirdies in that round, just three morethan those of their opponents and wonthe match, 3-0. This left the scoreat 17-0 and the Bucks were in dan¬ger of being whitewashed.Patterson and Dorsey halved theirmatch with G. King and Stephens,winning the first nine and losing thesecond to ’naive the entire eighteen,making the score 2-2 and saving theBuck squad from being scoreless.The feature of the day was the play¬ing of Hisert and Bartlett in theirdoubles match wherein their combinedmedal score for the eighteen was 68,two under par.VITAMINES A-B-C-D-ETry Our Vitamine SpecialVEGETABLE SALAD andBROWN BREAD — BUTTERED TOAST25cBreakfast — Lunch — DinnerUNIVERSITY TEA HOUSE5725 KenwoodPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY 18, 1926WHAT OF IT?(Continued from page three)pealed to Mr. Heald. “Al,” I said,“I am going out tonight. Is this roseall right to be wearing when one isgoing out?’’ “Huh!” said Allen, “thesort of guy who asks you questionsabout roses to let you know he isgoing out.”The connection I wish to make be-DINEandDANCEat theJMaihrtiCAFE79th and Halsted Sts.o—oExcellent Cuisineo—oFritz Basten and HisOrchestraA Benson Organisation tween this anecdote and the SissonYacht Club is, I should think, a fair¬ly obvious one. I wish to point outthat I do not write this thing to makeknown that I was at Mr. Mandel’sestablishment Friday night—one doesnot do such things. I write it merelyto herald one who has let me eat ofhis chicken sandwiches free of charge—a rare thing in these days.—MOSER—^Jhe Business College with aUniversity AtmosphereBeginning on the first ofApril , July, October, and Jan¬uary, we conduct a Special,complete, intensive three-months course in stenographywhich is open toCOLLEGEGRADUATES ANDUNDERGRADUATESONLYEnrollments for this coursemust be made before the open¬ing day—preferably some timein advance, to be sure of aplace in the class.Stenography opens the wayto independence, and is a verygreat help in any position inlife. The ability to take short¬hand notes of lectures ser¬mons, conversations, and inmany other situations is agreat asset.Bulletin on RequestNo Solicitors EmployedPaul Moser, J. D., Ph. B.,President116 S. Michigan Ave.12th Floor Phone Randolph 4S47Only High School Gradnatesare over enrolled at MOSERGirls, only. 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A costly, extra process—45 minutes of toasting—develops the hid¬den flavors of the world’s finest tobaccos.that's why “Luckies" taste so goodSo invitingF/lQ^ ^VhisfleThe Vest LightSIS, who sometime this week willhave the distinction of being the firstwoman to take a turn at editing theWhistle, continues in her attack onStevie!MEN are like big shoes—good towalk on. Their polish might attractat first, but it is surprising how quick¬ly and easily that wears off. They’remostly heels.Too, MEN, are like Ford^-theymake a helluva lot of noise. They’rehard to start, and just as hard to stop!—SisPLEDGE BUTTONS ARE THINGSFRESHMEN WEAR ON THEIROTHER SUIT!En TourHe insisted on closing the windows—That was just his stubborness;He insisted on driving at fifty per—That was just his recklessness;He insisted on parking in dark placesTHAT was just his pettiness.—Mary EllenTHIS really happened. The othernight we met a girl who confided inus, not knowing we were registeredhere, that she goes to Lewis Institutenow because “the University of Chi¬cago is so crowded!”What the Devil! They Must HaveTheir DuesTurkie:I' see that Mu Alpha has over fivehundred members paying regular dues. The total membership must be some¬thing tremendous!—The Constant SophomoreIntroducing a new series—NECKRIVER ANTHOLOGY.I. Josephus CollegeThey bid me Alpha Gabba GabbaThe women tormented me to deathI lie here in my grave —smoulderingHot still in death.I chased, I cuddled, and sometimesevenDid back seat duty in a brother’sroadster.Week after week I went without studyI caroused at teas and obscene smokersGiven by the Y. M. C. A.Now I am dead, though in my deathI live—a memory in the scrap-booksOf ten score of women.—KfenONE of the boys remarks about atitle he saw in th emovies somewhere—“Out in the wild west where a birdin the hand is considered good man-What Ho, A Tschampion!Stevie, care of Turk the Terrible:We have been observing your con¬duct during the last few days withprofound disapproval. This is to in¬form you that if you do not ceaseyour persecution of women, we shallfind it necessary to take legal stepsto restrain you.—The Society for Prevention ofCruelty to Dumb BeastsSays Stevie to SisSis:Occasionally there is a woman ofbeauty and of brains. Thus there hasbeen Cleopatra. Semiramis, Borgia, St.Cecelia, Helen, and Minerva. You, yourself, belong to this exceptional Igroup, but I fear you have been led \through your own brilliancy to sup¬pose that other women are as your- •self. Think it over; you admit, doyou not, that you are extraordinary?! 1—Stevie L. Taylor Talks onSocial SettlementsPLEDGES TO MU ALPHAWILL APPEAR ON CAMPUS TO¬DAY WEARING THE OFFICIALPLEDGE BUTTON—A BULLDURHAM TAG! And we don’t meanP. A.DE VILD VESTSylvester D. Vest quickly jerked onhis ammunition belt, rapidly acceler¬ated his pace down the deserted thor¬oughfare, until he suddenly applied theemergency. His steel-gray eyes care¬fully scrutinized the vicinity in searchfor officers of the law, but they musthave all been at the station to cheerVolstead. Then Sylvester put hishands in his pockets, firmly set hisdetermined jaw, took deliverate aim.and expectorated on the side. He wastough! It seems that the town haddecided not to be “stuck-up” anymore.He therefore sauntered into the nabor-hood saloon and asked the pharma¬cist, “Vere is de vest at?” With asmile of confidence the clerk quicklyrepitied, YMine is usually ov^\* myshirt.”Sylvester then pulled the trigger ofhis young cannon, and muttered non¬chalantly, “Veil, Wd, here .you govest.”WEAR those Pledge Tags—wearthose pledge tags—wear chose pledgetags—the editor will smoke the tobac¬co as his initiatory work.—TERRIBLE TURK ‘‘The Organization and Administra¬tion of Social Settlements” will bethe subject of a lecture to be gvientomorrow at 9:30 in Cobb 110, byMiss Lea D. Taylor, Head Residentof Chicago Commons and President ofthe Chicago Federation of Settlementsunder the auspices of the GraduateSchool of Social Service Administra¬tion in connection with the course onthe Administration of Social Agen¬cies.CHANN1NG CLUB DANCESMembers of the Channing club andother Unitarian young people’s groupswill give a dance at the Crystal Roomof the Hotel Sherman, Tuesday at9:30. Bryants Orchestra will play.LEARN TO DANCE WELLTAKE A FEW LESSONS NOWTeresa Dolan Dancing School1248 Eut 63rd Street, near Wood lawnClassee Nightly at 8:0# and Sundays 2:88to 6:88. Charleston, Saturday. Privatelessons any time, day or evening.PHONE HYDE PARK 3880FRESHMEN!DO YOU 7CHARLESTONTHE FINESTCHARLESTONEXPERTS IN THE COUNTRYOrchestra NightlyNATIONAL DANCING ACADEMYAuditorium Bldg.—431 8a. Wabash11 a. m. to II p. m. daily—Bring the Gangbecauseits toasted