Senior womenpose for grouppicture afterchapel today.Vol. 26 No. 117 Tribune to print iphotographs i nSunday Roto¬gravure section.Price Five Cent*PLAN EXTENSIVEENTERTAINMENTFOR PREP MENTour, Banquets, Dance,and Vaudeville onScheduleHundred* of campus women towelcome them, a trip throughout theentire city of Chicago, including atour of the stock yards, banquets,fraternity entertainment, a SeniorVaudeville, a moonlight dance, andlast but not the least, a World’sGreatest Interstfholastic—such is theprogram planned for the visitingprep school athletes that will com¬pete in the twenty-second annual In¬terscholastic track and field meet tobe held on Soldier’s field June 4and 5.At a luncheon of the Interscholas¬tic commission today in HutchinsonCommons, the above program wasoutlined and plans definitely laid tocarry on the greatest rushing sched¬ule in the history of the Interschol¬astic during the coming meet.Will Meet Athlete*The athletes will be met at thetrain by members of the rushingcommittee and by the fraternity rep¬resentatives that were named lastTuesday to supplement the regularcommission. From the train the com¬petitors will be transported to theregistration booth in Bartlett Gym¬nasium where credentials will be re¬ceived.Under the tutelage of the recep¬tion committee, the visitors will beassigned to the various fraternityhouses, where each fraternity is sup¬posed to provide suitable entertain¬ment.Meet Start* FridayOn Friday morning, the athleteswill be taken on a tour through thecity’ in busses and private motors.Field Museum, the stock yards, andSears, Roebuck and Co., will be thor¬oughly' investigated by the athletesas they arc the famed and well-known attractions of Chicago.Preliminaries will be run off Fri¬day afternoon in Grant Park, afterwhich the visitors will return to the jfraternity houses for dinner. The jannual Senior Vaudeville will take jplace Friday evening at which all ofthe campus talent will be viewed.Incidentally, the women plan to turnout en masse for the vaudeville to1extend a welcoming smile.Saturday the finals of the meet will;he concluded in conjunction with an |R. O. T. C. review sponsored by all Jof the Chicago high schools. Din¬ners will be served in HuthinsonCommons and in Ida Noyes hall forall. of the contestants after the meet,at which Coach Stagg, Crisler andMulroy are scheduled to speak. Med¬als will be awarded after the dinners.CUSACK APPOINTS 12RUSHING ASSISTANTSJack Cusack, chairman of the cor¬respondent rushing committee of thenational Interscholastic track andfield meet, has announced the mem¬bers of his committee.His assistants are: Fred Coulter,Hairy Ault. Tom Budlong, Joe Mc¬Carthy, Robert Place, Rudolph Coles,Wayne Cassel, Randolph Alford,Frank Pollard, Wakefield Burke,Henry Losch and Cornelius Oker.The committee expects every stu¬dent of the University, who is inter¬ested in the Interscholastic, to givethe names of the stars of his highschool, or of schools in the vicinityto it. Cusack says, “It is onlythrough the efforts of the entire stu¬dent body that the success of thecommittee may be insured.If you have any' names of out¬standing athletes in mind get intouch with Cusack at the Phi KappaPsi house, and the committee insuresthat every one will receive an invi¬tation. Will Seniors LetHairs Go or Grow?How many Seniors will allowtheir mustaches to remain per¬manent fixtures after the race iso’er?Swarms of reporters from TheDaily Maroon last night scouredthe campus in an attempt to an¬swer that question. Out of seven¬ty-five Seniors who are watchingthe hairs lengthen and toughtentwenty-five per cent will allow thebush to remain unpruned.Fred Hobscheid had grown pas¬sionately attached to his threegrey hairs. The great Neff, afterthoroughly inspecting his appear¬ance, announced, with much gustoand satisfaction, that he would al¬low the little lonesome . hairs tostay.Tom Mulroy, famous for hisgreat tonsorial virility, may posefor Colgate ads, while Ad Wilson,with his transparent specialty, isat present undecided. “Bus” Stev¬ens announces that he will allow“Doc” Bratfish to sever him fromhis mustachios as soon as the raceis over.WOMEN HEARFRIARS' STARSLeading Dramats SerenadeDorms TonightTonight at the stroke of twelve—long after the Alma Mater ringing! out from Mitchell has lulled the cain-I pus to sleep—the Romeos of “Wallie( Watch Out” will pour forth theirsongs of love and Florida into theears of the Juliets in the dormitoriesabove.The moonlight serenade is sched¬uled to follow the final dress re¬hearsal, which will give the finishingtouches to the production and whichwill be held in Mandel hall this eve¬ning. Friday evening, the curtainwill rise for the first performance.Seward Covert, the leading man,will he there to set feminine heartsa-flutter. Marvin Hintz, the Wallieof “Wallie Watch-Out,” is comingwith him. Clyde Keutzer and DonMcGinnis, who, in real life are greatbig, handsome college men. are com¬ing as Louise and Prudence, the twoleading women of the show. New Assignment;O’Hara’s ClassTo Start MorgueMost morgues have a certain un¬pleasant connotation. In fact, mostmorgues are the least cheerful placesin the world. But not so the Ma¬roon Morgue.It was conceived in the Newswrit¬ing class of Mr. Frank H. O’Haraby no less person than Mr. O’Harahimself.“Wouldn’t it be nice,” said Mr.O'Hara, “to have within reaching dis¬tance, all the facts about all the im¬portant persons in the University?Then, in case one of them shouldsuddenly leave on an Arctic expedi¬tion, or a balloon race, so suddenlythat he could not be interviewed, allthe reporter would need to do wouldbe to reach to the files, get out allthe Jfacts about the person, andthere would be the story.”The Maroon staff, seated in thefront row, sighed in agreement. Amorgue, a newspaper morgue, a fileof biographical facts of importantpeople, which is considered indis¬pensable on every newspaper, is butj a mocking tradition in the Maroonoffice.“Well,” said Mr. O’Hara, “let’sstart one.”So the Maroon is going to havethe base on which to build up areal morgue. Each person in theclass is to get all the “dope” on oneimportant figure in the University,and after they have been alphabet¬ized with A’s, B’s and C’s and pos¬sibly F’s, they will be alphabetizedin order, and placed on file in theMaroon office, And the Maroon willhave its start. GREEKS GET BIDALLOTMENT FORINTERCLASS HOPAlderman EatonPleads for CityManaged TractionROBERT M. LOVETTADDRESSES LIBERALCLUB AT BANQUET ‘There is only one solution to thetraction problem—private ownership,with government supervision.”This was the keynote of a lecturedelivered last night before the un¬dergraduate Political Science clubby Alderman Marquis Eaton. Aider-man Eaton spoke in place of Aider-man Albert who was unable to talkbecause of illness.Alderman Eaton, prominent in lawand local politics, is an alumnus ofthe University, having taken his A.B. degree in 1900. In his talk he Limit Open Ticket SaleTo 200 Bids;Price $5By George MorgensternThe Interclass Hop assessmentwill be five dollars a couple thisyear. From a news angle, oi‘ course,the fact that fraternity allotmentswere made yesterday ought to getthe lead line, but as man to man Isay unto you, it’s the five bucks thatcount most. The price is the sameas was that for the Military Ball,when some couple of hudred soulshelped out the cause, whatever itwas.Only two hundred tickets will goon sale May 17, for, as Miss AltaCundy, senior leader, neatly put it,that will “avoid the annoyance of acrowded dance floor.” Usually atthe big campus dances, three hun¬dred couples are allowed on the floor,but Ida Noyes hall, where the affairis being held May 28, isn’t big enoughto conveniently hold that many.Lots of SpaceAs Ida Noyes is to be tricked upas a country club it is to be presumedthat there will he the customary areaof free floor space that is always anoticeable feature in these countrydub parties. That, too, will materi¬ally help out the crowding question.Where the seven green bunkers,found by experience to be essentialto the success of country club dancesare going to be put is the one thingthat is dampening the Ida Noyescountry club idea. Perhaps, though,j the Midway will do.i The place where the tickets mayI he had on the seventeenth is theMaroon office, scene of many otheri ticket scuffles. The fraternity draw¬ings, which dispose of 171 of the 200bids, are as follows:List BidsAcacia, 5; Alpha Delta Phi, 10;(Continued on page 2)Women’s RushingGroup CompletedCatherine Fitzgerald, chairman ofthe women’s rushing committee forthe Twenty-second National Inter¬scholastic Track and Field meet corn-made a plea that adoption of the j pleted the appointment of her as-traction ordinance be left to the city j sistants last night.The ten woman who will helpProf. Robert Morse Lovett, mem¬ber of the English department andpresident of the League for Indus¬trial Democrary, will speak on “Lib¬eralism in the Colleges” at a dinnerto be given in his honor by' the Lib¬eral club tonight at 6:30 at the HydePark hotel. • Mr. Lovett, who is anassociate editor of the “New Re¬public,” recently conducted a forumin the magazine on the subject ofthe “New College.”Prof. Paul Douglas of the Politi-al Science department will also be aguest at the dinner. An open dis¬cussion on “Creative Thought of Stu¬dents in the Colleges” will followProf. Lovett’s talk. Among thosestudents who have been invited tolead the discussion are Max Swir-ven, David Shipman, Dorothy Bunt¬ing, Kathleen Klawson, CarolynRoyal and Eleanor Grossman.Alex Elson, president of the club,will preside at the banquet, and hasannounced that this is the first of aseries of dinners which will be heldduring the remainder of the quarter.Elson has recently received repliesfrom President Coolidge, Mussolini,Ramsey MacDonald and other menprominent in international affairsaccepting invitations to speak be¬fore the Liberal club while on toursthrough the United States. council.“Inasmuch as the referendum is abuk-passing affair,” declared Mr.Eaton, “it is unwise to have recourseto the referendum for solution of in¬tricate financial and operating trac¬tion problems.ETA SIGMA PHI TOENTERTAIN GUESTSClassical clubs from nine localhigh schools will be entertained byEta Sigma Phi, classical club of theUniversity, today at 4:30 in Classics20. The program for the meetinghas been planned to show the highschool students the human and hu¬morous side of classic literature. Twoof the idyls of Theocritus and amime of Herodus will be given toshow that the chatter of women andthe tricks of school boys have re¬mained the same during the last2500 years.On Friday afternoon Eta SigmaPhi will entertain delegates fromnine universities who are attendingthe second annual national conven¬tion at Northwestern Friday, May14 and Saturday, May 15, MargaretNovk and Marion Woolsey are thedeiegates form the University andMona Flanders and Georgia Robbin-son, vice-president and secretary ofthe National organization will alsoattend. womanMiss Fitzgerald “show the boys thetown” when the prep shool athletesreach the campus are: Dorothy Hart¬ford, Madge Child, Flossie Herzman,Ellen Hartman, Charlotte ‘Eckhart,Evelyn Oakes, Betty Graham, AgnesDunham, Jane Cook, and JoannaDowns.“We are out to show the men thattheir responsibility is no greater thanours,” said Miss Fitzgerald. “I havechosen a igroup of representativvcampus women who I think can givethe visitors a good impression of theUniversity.”Smith to Speak atSoc. Club DinnerMembers of the Sociology clubwill dine together tonight at 6:30 inthe Hutchinson cafe. Following thedinner Professor T. V. Smithof the Philosophy department will Jdeliver an informal address on “TheConcept ‘Work’ in Social Philosophy”.After the talk an informal discussionwill be held by' members of theclub.Tickets for the dinner may be ob¬tained by members of the club andtheir guests for seventy-five centsfrom F. F. Stephen, president of theorganization, and from W. C. Ben¬nett, secretary. Phoenix Is Out;Spirit of SpringIs Main ThemeLatest investigation of the Mayissue of the Phoenix which appearstoday, would seem to indicate thatthe idea which runs through the wholenumber is of spring fancies, springfevers and such.The cover typifies the spirit ofthe issue, according to Fred Har.d-schy, editor. It’s hot and it’s color¬ful in fact it’s full of color,” hesaid in a burst of enthusiasm.There are several previously un¬printed and unexpurgated historicalanecdotes which give accurate insideinformation on characters of history.Dan Rich and Bertha TenEyck Jameshave written an ultra modern versionof the “Children’s Hour” for thisissue.Questions and answers from awomen’s club questionnaire are pre¬sented as being from the archives ofthe University of Paris. Irma Salzhas a page which is called “A Black-friars Actor’s View of the FirstNight Audience.”MASOWORATORAT CONVOCATIONGraduation Closes AlumniReunion WeekPresident Max Mason will be theorator at the One Hundred Forty-first convocation of the University,June 14. The occasion will mark thethirty-fifth anniversary of the Uni¬versity and the first year of Dr. Ma¬son’s presidency.During alumni reunion week whichwill be closed by (the graduatingceremonies, Prof. James H. Breasted,director of the Oriental Institute ofthe University, will speak in Mandelhall June 11 on “The University ofChicago and the Near East.”The first celebration on the reunionprogram will be the “C” dinner inBartlett gymnasium, attended byformer Maroon athletes. Alumniday, Saturday, June 12, will openwith an inspection of the new build¬ings, the alumnae breakfast in IdaNoyes hall, and a luncheon for menin Hutchinson commons. In the af¬ternoon a carnival, “all-Midway”derby, class athletic contests, “Shan¬ty” ceremonies, an alumni meeting,and the annual University Sing willbe held.COLLEGE CREW TOPLAY FOR JUNIORMIXER TOMORROWBill Hahn’s seven-piece “CollegeCrew” orchestra has been securedfor an all-University ntixer to be giv¬en by the Junior class tomorrow af¬ternoon in the Reynolds Club from4 to 6.The Juniors hoped to ge the Uni¬versity pepped up for the Blackfriarsshow in the evening by means of thesyncopation handed out by Hahnand his crew. According to GiffordHitz and Harriet Keeney, who are incharge of the mixer, it would bewrong to turn the University looseon the Blackfriars show without somemeans of introduction into the realmof pep as it is liable to go hard onthe hearts.Those who were at the last mixerwill remember the music offered bythe same orchestra, with Hahn incharge. It was judged one of thebest mixers of the year and a con¬siderable amount of the credit wasgiven to the orchestra.This mixer is the first functionof the class under the leadership ofJohn Howe, recently electetf presi¬dent to succeed George Weimer, andis the second function of the year.The possibility that several of theBlakfriar stars will be on hand toentertain has been whispered by themembers of the Council. NAME WEDDELLTO LEAD YELLS;GERHART ASST.McMullen, Peale, Ingwersenand Collat ElectedSoph LeadersWilliam Weddell was elected headcheerleader for next year by the Un¬dergraduate Council yesterday after¬noon. John Gerhart became assistantcheerleader, and Stewart McMullen,Mundy Peale, Arthur Collat, andHarry Ingwersen became sophomoreassistants.Weddell and Gerhart will both bejuniors next year. Ordinarily thehead cheerleader of the University,is a senior, but Weddell was chosenbecause of his outstanding ability.Weddell has been elected for oneyear only, so that the job will bethrown open to competition again inhis senior year. Gerhart is to remainon the staff in the meantime.Name SophsThe staff of four elected to serveas sophomore assistants next year willprobably be increased by any new’material that is discovered, accord¬ing to Seward Covert, former headcheerleader of the University. Thefour already elected are the only onesthat have done enough work and havebeen consistent enough to gain thedistinction, according to Covert.Said Wendell Bennett, presidentof the Undergraduate Council, yes¬terday afternoon: ‘This action of theCouncil must not be considered. ashaving established a precedent. Weelected Weddell because we did notthink any of the junior aspirants sat¬isfactory and because he seemed tobe the best man available.- At, thesame time, we did not wish to forceGerhart out of competition. HenceWeddell’s one year term. The new7stadium complicates the cheerleadingquestion immensely and makes thetask of stimulating the team andleading the spectators doubly diffi¬cult. It is therefore absolutely nec¬essary that the head cheerleader bean altogether competent man. Wed¬dell will be in charge of all Univer¬sity pep sessions.”Uniforms SameWeddell will wear the read coatof the head cheerleader next year,while Gerhart, his associate, will as¬sume the equally famous white sweat¬er. This has been done to empha¬size the fact that the men are botheligible for the position of headcheerleader in their senior year. Thefour assistants will be dressed in theusual red shirts and white trousers.“Both these men have an unusual¬ly heavy responsibility resting onthem for next year,” said Bennett,“inasmuch as they are confrontinga new and untried stadium and be¬cause their service during their se¬nior year will depend on the I’ecordthey make under these conditions.”What's On Today IWomens Council, 4, Cobb 1:15.Physics club, 4:30. Kyerson 32,“The Spectrum of Sodium Hydrate,”Mr. E. H. Johnson. “Recent Devel¬opments in Band Spectra,” Dr. W. W.Watson.Liberal club dinner, 6:30, HydePark Hotel. Discussion on “Liberal¬ism and Radicalism” led by Prof.Robert Morse Lovett.Sociology club dinner, 6:30,Hutchinson cafe. “The Concept ofWork in Social Philosophy,” Prof.T. V. Smith.Radio lecture, 9, from Mitchelltower, through WMAQ. “Hunger” byProf, A. J. Carlson.Eta Sigma Phi, 4:30, Classics 20.Entertainment of delegates fromclassical clubs of local high schools.i wo®lt? iatlg HarnettFOUNDED IN 1901(HE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:$3.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered gs second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13.190(3 under the act of March 3, 1873.The DftTTy Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion in its columns on allluhjects of student interest. 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Circulation ManagerGeorge Gruskin Classified Mnnagei•Tack Tiiicus AuditorCHAPTER FOR A FRESHMAN ENGLISH TEXTBOOKWHEN you write, you must make your reader understand you.When you speak, you must not be over your hearer’s head.Hence, it is well to write or speak in terms of something familiarto your audience, something that your audience has often seen, felt,or eaten.Teachers of public speaking and composition have long em¬phasized this point. Whatever you do, they have said with a bangof fist upon table, — whatever you do, refer to experience. Beconcrete; give specific instances. Their pupils have heeded suchslogans, and we can see the improvement. Articles, lectures, editor¬ials, sermons, and even political speeches have become more con¬crete, and more effective. The platitude is passing. Those whoaddress the public are coming back to earth, where the public lives.But this movement, like many another enthusiastic reform,has gone to extremes. Writers and speakers use too many con¬crete illustrations, too many references to what their audience hasseen, felt, or eaten. They assume that their hearers can not reasonmuch beyond the two-and-two stage. Writers of popular-scientificarticles, writers of sermon-editorials in the Sunday supplements, andspeakers in college chapel are often guilty. They talk down totheir public. They spend too much time in making clear a pointthat is reasonably clear already; hence they have no time left todelve deep into their subject. The reader or hearer, especially if heis around his twentieth year, is offended. He is being given an elem¬entary lesson, a thing most distasteful to him. His intellect (athing concerning which he is very sensitive) is belittled. The authorantagonizes his public and wastes energy that he might devote toa keener analysis.The speaker or the writer must know his public in and out.He must know not only its weaknesses but its peculiar powers. 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THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 13, 1926Social SphereBy Alta CundyEvery year about this time there isone interest which proves greaterthan any other, and there are twoweeks of that great glorious gaietywhich pervades the atmosphere atthe time of Blackfriars.Friars BoxholdersThe men of the order present theopening performance of their newshow, “Wallie Watch Out,” Fridayevening. 8:15, at Mandel Hall. Forthe first night the boxholders are;Mr. and Mrs. Henry G. GaleMr. and Mrs. Edgar J. GoodspeedI Mr. and Mrs. John Grossellj Mr. Frank O’HaraMr. ar.d Mrs. J. W. LevinMr. and Mrs. Shailer MatthewsMr. and Mrs. Chas. MerriamMr. and Mrs. Bertram NelsonMr. and Mrs. Fred WoodwardFraternities and clubs which areentertaining at Blackfriar theatreparties are:Alpha Sigma PhiBeta Theta PiMortar BoardPhi Delta ThetaPhi Kappa PsiTau Delta PhiTau Kappa EpsilonWyvernQudarangle FeteAccording to the old trend of cus¬tom comes the Quadrangle Fetewhich for years has helped to makeBlackfriars the gala affair that it is.In the show itself is the scene ofCoral Gables, and the artists havecreated a corresponding Florida at-omsphere at the Fete where eachbooth will represent a sumejnr resort! of that great state.The freshman class is in charge ofthe flower»booth or l'esort as thecase is this year; the sophomores havechosen pop and punch to promiseprofit for their resort; the juniorsare custodians of the candy resort,and the seniors of the ice cream.Score Sales WomenAlthough the men are the prin-| ciple players in this event, the wom-| en of the University are very prom¬inent in the work of the fete and inthe sale of scores. Those who havebeen selected to sell on Friday nightare: Harriet Keeney, Gertrude Brom¬berg, Eleanor Rice, Esther Cook,Jessica Pickett, Marietta Moss, RuthMills, Pauline Gardiner, KatharineRose, and Margaret Dee.For the Saturday matinee, RoselleMoss, Celia Kern, Ellen Hartman,Jeanne Delamarter, Gertrude Brom¬berg, and Madge Child are scoreladies.On the first Saturday night, Made¬line Masters, Isabelle Bates, Joy! Veazey, Charlotte Eckhart, EllenHartman, Elizabeth Gordon, LucyLamon. and Janet Good assume thesame duties. GREEKS GET BID ALLOTMENTFOR INTERCLASS HOP(Continued from page 1)Alpha Sigma Fhi, 0; Alpha TauOmega, 5; Alpha Epsilon Pi, 3; BetaTheta Pi, 7; Chi Psi, 5; Delta Chi. 5;Delta Kappa Epsilon, 7; Delta SigmaPhi, 5; Delta Tau Delta, 5; DeltaUpsilon, 6; Kappa Nu, 5; Kappa Sig¬ma, 5; Lambda Chi Alpha, 5; PhiBeta Delta, 5; Phi Delta Theta, 5Phi Gamma Delta, 5; Phi Kappa Psi,10; Phi Kappa Sigma, 5; Phi Pi Phi,5; Phi Sigma Delta, 5; Pi LambdaPhi, 5; Psi Upsilon, 7; Sigma AlphaEpsilon, 5; Sigma Chi, 6; Sigma Nu,6; Tau Delta Phi, 5; Tau Kappa Ep¬silon, 5; Tau Sigma Omicron, 3;Zeta Beta Tau, 5. HOLD CADET SMOKER TODAYCadet officers of the Military Sci¬ence department will entertain non¬commissioned cadet officers at asmoker to be held today at 4:30 inRoom A of the Reynolds clubhouse. LEARN TO DANCE WELLTAKE A FEW LESSONS NOWTeresa Dolan Dancing School1208 Eaot 63rd Street, near WoodlawnClasses Nightly at 8:00 and Sundays 2:00to 6:00. Charleston, Saturday. Privatelessons any time, day or evening.PHONE HYDE PARK 308050c WAVESevery day except SaturdayLicensed OperatorsKENNEDY SHOPS1155 E. 63rd St.Midway 02071455 E. 63rd St.Dorchester 3755 6351 Cottage Grove Ave.Fairfax 58965226 Harper Ave.Hyde Park 2408Are You a Craftsman?Skilled craftsmen with an edu¬cation are in demand as teachersin vocational schools. Are you anArchitectural DraftsmenBakerBarberBricklayer and PlastererCarpenterElectricianFoundrymanMachinistPainter and DecoratorPlumber and Steam FitterPrinterSheet Metal WorkerStationary Engineer—Positions in the above craftsand others are open now- and inSeptember. Write, giving full par¬ticulars with l-eference to age, ex¬perience, education and salary ex¬pected. Address, Board of Voca¬tional Education, Madison, Wis. How DidYour GartersLookThis Morning?No MoreSkidding Garters!AGR1PPA-WEB makes garters act in anentirely new way—and only in Boston* canthis web be had. Even when worn very looseit will not slip. It cannot curl and yet it isremarkably soft and light. Here in fact is a£eorge frost company practical, comfortable, ventilated-web garter.mAKKRA In many pleasing colors, 50c the pair, gBOSTON'When old gradsdrop in—and around thefire experiences of thenare fondly retoldSenior Class MixerIn the afternoon previous to theinitial performance of Blackfriars,the Senior class mixer is being givenat the Reynold’s Club from 4 to 6.Fraternity PartiesAfter the performance the DeltaSigma Phi fraternity is entertainingat a house dance. After the first Sat¬urday night performance Zeta BetaTau have invited guests to a danceat their residence.Phi Delta Phi Dance'Mr. Roy 0. West, honorary mem¬ber of Phi Delta Phi, is giving adinner dance for the members of thelocal chapter Douglas Inn, on Satur¬day, May 15, at the South ShoreCountry Club.PHI DELTA PHI PLEDGESPhi Delta Phi announces thepledging of Jack L. 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The stellar pitching ofstellar pitching of Goodman, Machurler, and the hefty swatting of thegraduate players featured the play.mTc. Win 13-0In a game featured by the sluggingof the entire Mae team and the air¬tight pitching of Goodman, the Macswalloped the Senators 13 to 0. TheMacs early rang up a lead on hits bySheer, Leviton, Senimtr, and Good¬man for six run lead. In the fifthinning hits by Fellheimer, Lerner,and Anderson added four more runsand for the remainder of the tilt,the Macs kept pegging away and in¬creasing their lead.Goodman rang up fourteenstraight strikeouts before the Sena¬tors touched the horschide. Levitonpitched the final inning and struckout two men, making a total ofnineteen out of a possible twenty-one strikeouts for the two pitchers.Hitchcock Defeat* C. T. S.In the closest battle of the day,Hitchcok hall barely won from theChiago Theological Seminary nineby ai) 8 to 7 count. The winnersopened the game with heavy hitting,scoring all of their runs in the firstthree innings.Bazazian, the Hitchcock pitcher,weakened in the fourth and the Sem¬inarians garnered four runs. Thisgave Mandes, the loosing hurler someencouragement, and he tightened upto hold the victors scoreless for therest of the game.Mandes and Carpenter brought inruns in the last inning to bring thescore to 8-7. With only one outagainst them it looked like the C. T.S. outfit would tie the score. Dunazand Banks fell before the stellarpitching of Bezazian, and the Sem¬inarians hopes faded out.Divinity23, Packer* 1 1The other Graduate game was arunaway, Divinity defeating thePackers 25 to 11. Ten Greek TeamsPlay Ball TodayInter-fraternity playground ballbegins once more today after aday’s interval while the non-Greeks were disporting themselveson the diamonds at 60th* Streetand Cottage Grove Avenue. Tensquads are on the cards for con¬tests and some real games arepromised.The third round having beenrun off, those with championshipform have shown themselves al¬ready. The schedule for today isas follows:Phi Sigma Delta vs. Zeta BetaTau—3:00 p. m.Lambda Chi Alpha vs. Phi Kap¬pa Sigma—3:00 p. m.Phi Pi Phi vs. Phi Delta Theta—3:00 p. m.Delta Tau Delta vs. Tau DeltaPhi—4:30 p. m.Tau Sigma Omicron vs. DeltaKappa Epsilon—4 :30 p. in. NETMEN LOOK TOWIN OVER BUCKSQUAD SATURDAYPurple Win Raises Hopes;Six to Travel toColumbusWHAT of IT?tyCEOBpe MOHGENST6S.NMonsieur Thomas Mulroy, head ofthe track interscholastic and an olddog at such affairs, has again shownhis wisdom in counsel. M. Mulroyhas evolved a most sago ruse formaking the visiting high school hoyssee the merit of old Chicago as aplace of education, etc. His cleargrasp of the fact that the rushingdone at past intersholastics somehowfailed to click has resulted in hisevolving a new plan of campaign—one that utilizes campus women onthe rushing end of the interschol¬astic ! Now that the Maroon netmen haveannexed their first win, they will en¬deavor to make it two straight whenthey meet Ohio State at Columbuson Saturday. The same men who per¬formed so well against Northwesternwill face the Buckeye racketmen whoare doped to beat the locals.Six Go To O. S.Shapinsky, who has won everysingles match he has participated inthus far will hear the brunt of theMaroon hopes along with Capt. Wal-lie Schaeffer. The other men whowill make the trip include Hudlin,Bonnet, Drain, and Hall. CoachReed predicts a creditable showingfor the tennis team in future starts,now that they have hit a winningpace.The local squad was expected tohave been very powerful this year,but the failure of George Lott to be¬come eligible and the decision of Wil¬son not to come back to school thisSpring broke up hopes for a superiorMaroon net team.Win* Purple MeetDespite the absence of these menand the lack of tourney experienceof most of the present squad, it hascome through very well, having wonone out of three of its meets thusfar. This win was over the power¬ful Purple squad last Tuesday after¬noon. Make Preparation-For National MeetPreparations are now beingmade for the Fifth National Trackand Field Meet, to be held at theSoldiers Memorial Stadium atGrant Park on June 11th and12th. This meet is sponsored an¬nually by the National CollegiateAthletic Association, which iscomposed of over two hundred ofthe leading colleges and univer¬sities in the United States.Entry blanks have been sentout to all the colleges and univer¬sities in the country and it is ex¬pected that over thirty-five stateswill be represented this year. In¬dividual prizes, emblematic ofAmerican Collegiate Champion¬ships will be awarded to the win¬ners of the first six places in eachevent.There will be fifteen events runoff this year. EVERY NORTHWESTERN ATTEMPTTO MAKE SCORES REPULSED BYSTERLING FIELDING AND PITCHINGMaroons Play Errorless Ball and Hammer Out Dozen SafeBlows; Hoerger With Four Hits LeadsIn CloutingBy Victor RoterusTRACKMEN FIGHTTO GARNER POINTSBurg Leads With 65V2 I”Only Nine MeetsHinkle - Crisler TeamBeing Repeated Now? According to the official Mulroybull announcing the happy arrange¬ments, Miss Catherine Fitzgerald,manager of the strongarm brigade,must “see that the cam¬pus women adopt (this is significant)the right attitude towards the prepathletes during their brief visit, thatthey turn out in goodly numbersfor the numerous social functionssponsored for the entertainment ofthe high school boys, that they ap-1pear in numbers at the meet itself, |and that many (a most subtle stroke |this) .... show up for the moon-1light dance on the last night of themeet to dance with the competitors. ’ NET DOUBLES MEETBEGINS INDEPENDENTI-M GAMES TODAYThose who remember the famouslinkle and Crisler combination ofive years ago see reincarnation ofhese athletes in the Hoerger-Mc-)onough combination. Hinkle andIrisler were both all-Conference endsn football, teamed together asuards on the champion basketballearn of 1920, and both were mem-ers of the baseball team.'Chuck Hoerger and John McDon-ugh were the best guarding eom-ination in the Big Ten last year onhe basketball floor, and both arelembers of this year’s diamondquad. And it is rumored that Staggi relying on these two huskies toorm two of the best ends in theountry next year both in snaringorward passes and on defense,loerger was an all-Cook £ountyootball man at Oak Park, but in¬ured his knee when a freshman.IcDonough, Lampe’s understudy lastear, was an all-state man in Southlakota and an ali-interscholasticuard in basketball. I should be most happy to see M.Mulroy prevailed upon to outline justwhat the “right attitude” is; perhapsif I have time I shall approach himmyself on this point. The referenceto “moonlight dance” and “last nightof meet” also has an ominous under¬tone. Something more than appearsupon the surface, methinks, is inall this.Not only has M. Mulroy with adevilish cunning laid these pitfallsin the path of the interscholasticboys, but he has also shown his sa¬gacity in another direction. M. Mul¬roy did not leave the personnel ofhis women’s committee to any hap¬hazard or random process of selec¬tion; he picked it himself. To any¬one who knows M. Mulroy at all well,the significance of this move is in¬stantly apparent. Independent Intra-mural tennis be- jgins today with the scheduling of Itwo matches at 4:30. The Romans]are carded to meet the Junker-De-iBlois combination on court three jwhile Bohns and Wikgren engage jOshman and Cohn on court four. \There are at least three teams en-jtered in the meet which are known jto he of high calibre, some of the jmen having almost made the varsity jsquad this year. Among these are jthe Oshman-Cohn team, the Ander-son-Crane team and the Tunker-De-Blois team. There may be severalother strong combinations which willexhibit their strength in the firstround matches.Other matches are carded forMay 15th and every school day or soafter that. The tourney is to be around robin affair, the championshipto be decided by the number of vic¬tories credited to each team, the win¬ners to receive medallettes for their Competition runs keen the va¬rious sections of the country, runskeener among the teams of each sec¬tion, and still keener among theteams of each conference; but—thecompetition that is really the keen¬est of the keen is the competitionthat runs between the members ofany one track team. Not compe¬tition in the matter of trying to beata teammate out, but competition tosee who can run up the highest pointtotal.The Maroon cinder team is no ex¬ception to the rule. The fight for in¬dividual points is going on merrily.At present Anton Burg, the localjump wizard, has a sure monopoly onthe lead with a total of 65(4 mark¬ers in the nine affairs in which hehas participated. Capt. Jimmy Cu¬sack is trailing in second place with28 > t point gathered in eight meets.Then comes McKinney with atruly remarkable record—a total of25 counts in two meets, the only(Continued on page 4) Joey Gubbins, Maroon pitching acefooled, mystified and otherwise an¬noyed Northwestern batsmen withhis southpaw benders yesterday af¬ternoon, and the Maroons handed theNorth Shore outfit a 7-0 beating toponder over in their idle moments.Gubbins and his team mates, whogave him faultless support, enjoyedthe exhibition immensely for it wasthe same Northwestern team that haddefeated them some time ago in theicy cold left over from last winter.The visitors sawed the air in vainfor they were only able to garnerbut five hits, each of them coming ina different inning, off the accomplish¬ed tossing of Gubbins. He has sucha big lead that he could afford tosnicker at the Northwestern threats,none of which assumed noteworthyproportions.Hoerger Swats FourChuck Hoerger’s cruel naturebroke out when he slapped a trio ofPurple moundsmen for four hits, oneof which was a ringing triple thatcleared two tenanted bases of theiroccupants to send them where theybelonged, at home.The Maroons grabbed three runs inthe first. Anderson got on throughsome flat-footed playing by North¬western’s short stop, and Macklindsacrificed him to second. With twoout Brignall walked, and Webstercrashed the hall over second to scoreAnderson. Then Gubbins slammedone over first and Brignall jockeyedhome. Hoerger’s first safe blowbrought in Webster, but Chuck wasout trying to stretch it into a double. Schultz, heaving for the Purple, gotinto trouble again in the next chap¬ter, but Palmer who replaced himweathered the storm.In the third McConnell and Brig-nail banged out hits and they cant¬ered across the plate when Hoergerunloosed his three base sock. Hoerg-ger clubbed in another tally in thefifth when Webster legged it infrom second.The Box score—ChicagoAnderson, 2b . . . . 5 1 1 4 1 0Macklind, rf . . . 3 0 0 5 1 0McConnell, ss . . 4 1 2 4 2 0Brignall, 3b 2 2 1 0 0 0Webster, c . . . . . 3 1 1 6 1 0Gubbins, p . . . . . 3 0 1 1 7 0Hoerger, cf . . 4 0 4 3 0 0Gordon, If . . . . . 4 1 1 2 0 0Price, If .... . . . 4 0 1 1 0 0Totals . . .32 7 12 26* 12 0* One out for interfering with ball.NorthwesternChristman, 3b .... 3 0 2 0 2 1Solheim, 2b 4 0 1 5 13Janetz, cf 300 1 00Johnson, ss 400 6 51Foster, rf 2 0 0 1 1 0Porterfield, If .... 2 0 0 0 0 0Kemp . 10 1 0 0 0Seidel, If 400 8 10Ellis, c 400 3 10Schultz, p 1 00 0 3 0Palmer, p 301 0 5 0Totals 31 0 5 24 18 3Stolen base—Gordon. Sacrificehits—Macklind, Webster. StrikeOuts—Gubbins 6, Palmer 2, Mills 1.Bases on balls—Gubbins 5, Schultz1, Palmer 2.THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St.“It is only with the utmost co¬operation of the campus women,”said Mulroy, in announcing his fellscheme, “that this meet will be asuccess.” ^ ASPIRING SENIORSFor that unruly miistache Bon-ney Brilliantine. It’s great I60 cents a BottleJ. H. 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Dearborn Street, Chicagoor Local Agents Round TripTOURIST THIRD CABINPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 13, 1926WhistleCHOICEWould you have my kisses,Or would you have my dream?My kisses might be sweetAnd yet not what they seem.I might give countless kissesTo Don and Rudy, too,To Jack and Jim and Jerry . . .I dream only of you.—SisTERRIBLE TURK and some ofthe other whistlers are out at North¬western today on a visit to the col¬umn fraternity of the Daily North¬western, so we are left with the jobof compiling1 the contribs. We makeno complaint at being left behind,however, for the first and last timewe ate in that dinky old lunchroomout there in Evanston was plenty.AND besides the boys will prob¬ably get hooked into buying bidsfor the dance that their hosts aresponsoring next Friday night. Inrecognition of his decision to haveus stay at home, we shall always inthe future look to Terrible Turk asa veritable Saviour!Now What Will Stevie’s Girl Say !Dear Sir:Women are like nickels. They arefound everywhere. When they arenew they are bright and some thinkthem beautiful, but they are hardbeneath the surface, and they soonbecome dull ar.d ugly. They serve toamuse children. They are worth livecents.—Stevie wide earth as pure as Betty Lee.Her soul was white as cold-creamand as upright as a tree.She exemplified the virtue we ex¬pect in womanhoodFor her character was flawless, andher middle name was “Good.”One day Betty was invited to thesea-shore for some swimmingSo she brought along her bathingsuit, without the fancy trimmingThat is sported by the average girl,who only thinks of beauty,For Betty Lee was all-concerned withvirtue and with duty.But soon she found that all waswrong; she couldn’t keep afloat.“I’m lost!” and with a gurgling cryshe straightway cut her throat.She’d understood the fatal sign—that all was beyond cure . . .She couldn’t float like Ivory Soap,and therefore wasn’t pure!THE! Senior Mustache Race isfast coming to its close. Might wepoint out at this late date that allthe barbers on this side of town areslowly starving to death due to un¬employment, and that such an un¬human sport should be forever barredfrom the program of r.he Universityof Chicago in the future!No, It’s Just a ThreatSir:vVhat do you make out of the factthat the Phoenix plans to reformwith its next issue? Is it possiblethat at last it will give us some hu¬mor?WE close with a prayer that theboys who went out to Northwesterntoday will return home physically fitto carry on their great work.GEO-GAN interesting communication w asreceived this morning, so, feelingthat it will help settle a questionthat has been worrying all of us late¬ly, we take great pleasure in print¬ing it:MR. and MRS. GIRLannounce the engagement of theirdaughterMISS STEVIE’S GIRLtoMR. STEVIEThe wedding will be held sometimein June JUNIOR COUNCIL MEETSJunior Class Council meeting to¬day at 3 in Classies 20.NOTICES of this kind alwaysmake us feel happy. 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Hob-scheid, Smith, and Mickleberry areall struggling for third place withtotals of 19, 16p4 and 14)4 respect¬ively. Dugan runs next with 11?4points in six starts.From there on down the list all isconfusion in the point race for therearetwenty more men who have all1 made points totaling less than tena piece in the various events of theWinter and Spring schedules. Mick¬leberry, Metzenburg, Hegovich,Rouse, and Beton are leading thepack, each of them having scoredover five points—equivalent to onefirst.A general survey of the sheetgives the inside dope as to whichbranch of the team is contributingmost points. The sprinters, in spiteof the prowess of Burg, lead the field77)4 points won; the distance men,led by Jimmy Cusack come secondwith 6944 J the jumpers are pushing them hard with68 5-6 points, whilethe weight man are trailing in theruck with only 51. 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