The Interschol¬astic Managementhas named oneassistant in eachfraternity house. -—,—n®f)c Bail? Jllaroon Blackfriars arebroadcasting morenovelties includ¬ed in the comingproduction.Vol. 26 No. 115 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, MAY 11, 1926 Price Five CentsTHIRTY GREEKSAPPOINTED TORUSH ATHLETESOne Man in Each FraternitySelected to AssistTrack CommissionThirty men, one in each fraternity jhouse, have been appointed by thechairmen of the reception, rushing,and housing committees for theWorld’s Greatest Interscholastic, heldat Grant Park on June 4 and 5, towork in conjunction with the com¬mittees and take charge of the teamassigned to their respective houses.The work of the appointees willbe that of a special committee totake more of a personal interest inthe men entering the track meet thanthe commission committeemen willbe able to do. The duties will in¬clude meeting the men at the trains,giving them information regardingregistration, transporting them to thegymnasium, providing the best ac¬commodations possible at the frater¬nity houses, sponsoring entertain¬ment at the fraternity houses for themen, and directing an energetic rush¬ing campaign.Have Vital Part“The men selected in the varioushouses have a very important role toplay in the coming Interscholastic,”said Thomas Mulroy, student man¬ager of the meet yesterday.“The men appointed on the com¬mission will have so much work todo that they will not be able to givetheir attention to jevery man enter¬ing the track meet. Since every manentering this meet has outstandingability, not one mu*t be overlooked.By naming one man in each house totake an active part, every man willreceive the attention that is due himand an active rushing campaign maybe conducted.”Name MenThe list of appointed men is as fol¬lows: Kenton Letts, Acacia; HerbertMye, Alpha Delta Phi; W. W. King,Alpha Sigma Phi; Kyle Anderson,AJpha Tau Onvega; Fred Roberg,Beta Theta Pi; Harry Hagey, ChiPsi; Brandt, Delta Chi; James Black,Delta Kappa Epsilon; P. Rietau, Del¬ta Sigma Phi; K. Marrell, Delta TauDelta; Robert Hilton, Delta Upsilon;(Continued on page 2) Too Bad—FieldEscapes Scaffold“Immersed in thought, I wan¬dered down State Street yesterdayafternoon. When on the cornerof Jackson and State, just outsideof the Hub clothing store, a mostsingular .thing happened. Two menwere busy cleaning the top storyof the building when one of theirscaffolding ropes broke, causinga plank to slide off. It struck arow of flower boxes on the sec¬ond floor. Three of them fell off,one of which hit a man andstunned him while the two otherslanded a few feet away.”Thus spoke Tom Field, memberof the staff. Field was engaged onMaroon business at the time andattributes his salvation to his per¬sistent thinking — presumablyabout Maroon business. Some ofthe gentlemen of the office agreewith him and some do not. Any¬way, Field is still able to do busi¬ness for The Daily Maroon whichis the principal point of the story. Seniors Plan ForVodil Show ToWhitewash FriarsSOCIOLOGISTS TOSTUDYJATIVESRedfield Moves to MexicanAdobe VillageOSHIMO SELECTEDNEW HEAD OFI. S. A.Raymond Oshimo was elected presi¬dent of the International StudentsAssociation at a meeting held last Fri¬day. Mona Volkert was elected vice-president of the organization, whileAntonio Rivera and Alice Kinsmanwere elected respectively to the posi¬tions of recording secretary and cor¬responding secretary. Milquedaz Ibi-anez will be the new treasurer. Thenewly elected members at large areWilliam Pauk, Harry Whang, andHaksoo Kim.These officers will be installed at adinner to be held Friday, May 21.The place has not been decided on,but, according to H. Y. Cho, formerpresident of the organization it willprobably be held in Hutchinson Com¬mons.Comad Club Elects From comfortable apartment inChicago to primitive adobe village inMexico is the move soon to be madeby a University scholar and his wifewho have been assigned to studythe Mexican peasants by the depart¬ment of anthropology. The investi¬gator is Robert Redfield, fellow ofthe Social Research council. He willleave for Mexico this summer, ac-ompanied by Mrs Redfield. the daugh¬ter of Prof. R. E. Park, noted socio¬logist.The purpose of the expedition,announced yesterday by Prof. FayeCooper Cole, is to gather scientificinformation, through a study of cus¬toms and living conditions, about theMexican peasant who constitutes animportant immigration problem inthis country at the present time. Itis only by understanding how thesealien peoples live at home that wecan understand their needs or mis¬demeanors in their adopted country,Prof. Cole asserts.Perhaps 7,000 Mexicans enter the;United ‘States every year and thenumber is steadily increasing, Prof.Cole believes. These immigrantsbring with them all the traditionsand habits of life they have learnedthrough generations in their nativehomes. When they enroll in Ameri¬can labor they meet conditions for¬eign to them, and they try to adaptthemselves to those conditions. It iswith a view to making that adjust¬ment easier both for the American(Continued on page 4) On the other hand, the vaude¬ville’s the thing.Plans for the senior fly-by-night,two-a-day program scheduled forJune 4 make Blackfriar’s look likeamateurs, if Fred Handschy, co¬manager with Helen Liggett, hasn’texaggerated in outlining details ofthis year’s production of the annualoccasion. The acts will hold forth inMandel hall, before fraternity andclub groups, and the critical eyes ofundergraduates in general.Preliminary tryouts for acts will beheld the beginning of next week.Contrary to precedent, members ofall classes will have the opportunityto display their talent. It is by thismethod that the chairmen expect toobtain for the 1926 senior vaude¬ville all of the best campus talent.Those who plan acts are asked tooutline the details of their stunt andpresent them to the chairmen be¬fore preliminary tryouts.The death of President Burtonprevented the presentation of lastyear’s vaudeville. Before that time,according to Handschy, who has seenthe occasion yearly for many years,senior vaudeville was truly col¬legiate, the only classic that reallyembodied the quintessence of cam¬pus itself. MISSING GIRLBAFFLING ALLINVESTIGATORSMargaret Lawerenz, Gone 2Weeks, StiU EludesSearchersBy Milton MayerWhat has been the fate of Mar¬garet Lawrenz?Police offiials, University investi¬gators and relatives have searchedthe country for two weeks, and thequest for the missing student hascome to a standstill. Without a clue,every possible source of informationfruitlessly exhausted, the searchersare blanked.Miss Lawrenz disappeared fromher room at 5460 University Avenuetw'o weeks ago today. No indicationsthat she intended staying away wasfound among her personal effects.Led Solitary LifeThe girl, who was known to haveled a comparatively solitary life, hadno reason for violent action, accord¬ing to instructors and the few ac¬quaintances she had. An attack ofinfluenza during the winter left noapparent depression.But two weeks have passed andthe country has been scoured in vain.Her father, Herman Lawrenz, a re¬tired planter of Elbcrta, Alabama,came to Chicago soon after her dis¬appearance and has searched nightand day. The Hyde Park police ad¬mitted today that they were baffled,and University authorities have like¬wise come to the end of a string ofpossible clues.Theories UnsubstantiatedTheories were advanced that the( ontrary to all precedent the May gjr] bad gone aWay for “the fun ofnumber of the Phoenix which will ap-, it» and that sho would return whenpear on Thursday, May 13, bears no her money gave out None( however,title. So many titles were suggest- have been substantiated,ed, that the staff decided not to give | The Universitv has joined Mr.Phoenix, SansTitle, Is OutNext Thursday Whiskers ThickenAs Field ThinsThe great Neff, having recover¬ed from the mumps, is back in themustache race with redoubled en-erygy, determined to do his bestfor Phi Psi and himself. He is de¬voting most of his time to experi¬ments with various waxes andtonics in the hope of increasingthe daily growth of hair—at leastso run the rumors. His mustachelooked quite promising when seenin front of Cobb yesterday morn¬ing.Ad Wilson; after a week-endrest, is in training again. “I feelin better condition than I did aweek ago and feel sure of at leastplacing in the race,” said he. “Ithink my chances of winning arevery good, although I recognizethe caliber of my great rival Neff.”Doc Bratfish, who a week agowas sure that Mulroy would bethe winner, is now a convincedWilsonian. BLACKFRIARS TOTRY FEATURESFOR 1926 SHOWInclude Saxaphone Sextette,Minstrel Show, andApache DanceALBERT TALKS;EXPOSES ‘DIRT’Sanitary District PoliticsTo Be RevealedLawrenz and the police in an appealfor any information whatsoever re¬garding the girl. Mrs. K. K. Link, ofthe Board of women’s Deans, is di¬recting the investigation.HFAR REPORTS OFY. W. CONVENTIONAT OPEN MEETINGRABBI H. P. WESSELTALKS HERE TODAY the issue an official title.The campus wits -have concernedthemselves chiefly with the Black¬friars, and Spring. There is a write¬up of a Blackfriars’ rehearsal ac¬companied by action" sketches byJames Root. Langdon CaldwellDewey, although not in (residencethis quarter, has drawm a “hot” cov¬er, according to Fred Handschy. edi¬tor of the Phoenix. ———George Morgenstern has contribu- Reports and discussion of theted an historical tirade against the Ninth Annual Convention of the Y.Charleston. Collaborating with W. C. A. held recently in Milwaukee IBerthr. Ter Eyck James, Dan Rich I will be given at an open meeting'has produced several lyrics and | of the organization tomorrow at 4 jsome new sidelights on history which in the Y. W. C. A. room of Ida Noyes jwill be published in this number.; hall.Mrs. Samuel McClintock, a mem-; ber of the national board of Y. W.,will lead the discussion. Mrs. Charles! Gilding, vice-president of the nation-, al board, will speak on membership," j and Mrs. W. G. Monilaw, chairmanFor the second time m the history Qf the advisory board( wjH speak onthe international work of Y. W. A sensational exposure of the dir-1ty politics entangled with the ad¬ministration of the Sanitary districtis promised those w’ho hear AldermanArthur F. Albert at the PoliticalScience club meeting on Wednesdayevening. May 12, at 7:30 in HarperMil.Mr. Albert has made an extensivestudy of the situation, and is wellversed in the happenings as he wasa candidate for election as trusteeof the Sanitary district recently. Tobear out his statements that will bedelivered in the address entitled “TheTruth about the Sanitary District,”the alderman will bring photostaticcopies of incriminating bits of evi¬dence concerning the present admin¬istrators of the district. These copiesare promised to show the whole sit¬uation of the underhand dealings(Continued on page 2)YERKES INVITES GRADSAND INSTRUCTORSFOR VISITRUSHING CHAIRMENASKS COOPERATIONFROM ALL WOMENRabbi Harvey P. Wessel of High¬land Park who believes that the syn¬agogues should become a sort ofglorified theatre with the rabbi aschief impressario will address theJewish students organization at ameeting today at 4 in classics 10.Election of officers for the yearOfficers Tomorrow j 1926 to 27 will follow Dr. Wessel’stalk. The organization was recentlyofficially recognized by the Boad ofStudent Organizations.The Menorah society of Northwes¬tern which supported the affirmativeside of the debate “Should AmericanJewry Support Jewish Colonizationin Russia” defeated the local organ¬ization.The drama board of the organiza¬tion headed by Ralph Helperin haveabandoned plans for giving a playthis quarter but plans have beenmade to present Spinoza’s “Uriel daCosta” next fall.Comad club will elect officers forthe coming year from the slates pre¬sented by the nominating committee,tomorrow at 4 in Room 101 of the C.and A. building. The nominees, whowere introduced at the last meetingare as follows, for president, Cath¬erine Stouffer and Lillian Haas; forvice-president, Laura Nolan, BettyStarr and Mildred Keller; and forsecretjary-treahurer, . Dorothy Kaupand Julia Wiedel. Refreshments willbe served immediately after the bal¬loting. of University Interscholastic meets, aWomen’s Rushing committee will as¬sist the men in the general welcomeaccorded the Prep school track men,on June 3. 4, and 5.lastic was Lfho- ua9h(fletaoieta et jThe success of last year’s Inter¬scholastic was due in large part tothe cooperation of the Women’sRushing committee, according toCoach A. A. Stagg. The committee incharge is planning social events, ineluding a class meeting and a moon¬light dance both of which met withpopular approval last year.Letters have been sent by Gather- Newman Society tome Fitzgerald, chairman of the Worn- — — -Each of the students who were dele¬gates at the conference will speakon one of its phases.Discussion on the subjects of in¬dustrial relations of working girlsand college girls, and of the studentassembly will follow’ the talk. Kath¬leen Stewai’t, president. Helen Wood¬ing, retired president, Allis Graham,vice-president, and Marccia Wallace,chairman of the Industrial commit¬tee, will lead the discussion.en’s committee to the Y. W. C. A.,W. A. A., and the Federation ofUniversity woqjen, in addition to thesocial clubs, asking them to pledgetheir cooperation.“At least one thousand men fromprep schools will attend the meetand a large number of women isneeded to assist in entertaining,”said Miss Fitzgerald. “We hope allof the women will save these datesand show the men again this yearthat we are capable of carryingthrough to a successful finish the un¬dertaking that they have given us.” Hear Dr. J. Lapp“Social Action of the NationalCatholic Welfare Conference” willbe discussed by Dr. John A. Lapp,director of the department of socialaction of the conference, at a meet¬ing of the Newmian society tomor¬row* in Classics 10. All Catholicshave been invited to attend the meet¬ing.Dr. Lapp was appointed in 1914by President Wilson to act in thecommission which drafted the pres¬ent national vocational guidance law. Graduate men and women in theUniversity together with the officersof instruction and administration,are invited to the Yerkes Observa-jtory for the afternoon and eveningof Saturday, May 22, it was announc¬ed yesterday by Edwin B. Frost, di¬rector. Celestial objects will beshown through the great refractorif weather permits.Trains leave Chicago on the C.& N. W. R’y at 8:15 a. m., Standai’d(Continued on page 2) Two features which have neverbeen attempted by the Blackfriars offormer years will be tried this year.The first of these features is to re¬call members of the casts of formerplays for the purpose of broadcast¬ing. The second is to install a black¬face minstrel show, a saxophone sex-j tette, and a apache dance into thelines of the play.Adrian Kraus who played a lead¬ing roll in th(e '“Malchinations ofMax,” Blackfriar production of sixyears ago, will sing a song-hit fromthat play. The name of it is “I WishI Were a Baby Doll.” The numberwill be broadcast over WGN tomor¬row night in a program lasting from7:45 to 8:10. Campus women willalso figure in the program accordingto Gifford Hitz, manager. They willsing Blackfriar lyxics with actualfeminine vocal chords.Sextette Snappy“The Minstrel show is also anoriginal feature,” said Paul Cullom,abbot of the order. It consists ofeight end men with a star of thecast in the middle. The saxophonesextette promises to be one of thesnappiest musical specialties of theshow, coiTesponding with the eccen¬tric jazz quarter of .“Kaiti fromHaiti.”“Add to this the number in whichthe entire Glee Club is featured,”said Cullom, “and we have a num¬ber of new twists to the production.”Advertising SuccessfulAdvertising for “Wallie WatchOut” is being carried forward at al’apid pace. The current issue of theChicago Sunday Tribune carried inits rotogravure section a large pic¬ture of Clyde Keutzer, w’ho wall takethe part of Louise. Arrangementsfor the picture were made by Rus-j sel Pierce, co-author of last year’sshow.Three huge posters, advertisingthe production, have been donatedby the Outdoor Advertising Com¬pany, through Burr Robbins, a Black¬friar superior of 1925, and the sonof one of the advertising companyofficials. The posters are at SheridanRoad and Haw’thoi’ne Avenue, GrandBoulevard and Thirty-seventh street,and Michigan Avenue and SixteenthStreet.What's On TodaySocial Service club, 4:30, Classics20. Discussion led by Miss ElizabethDixon, “Professional Ethics in So¬cial Work.”INVITE FACULTY TOFEDERATION MEETINGFour faulty membei’s will attendthe open council meeting of Fed¬eration tonight from 7 to 8 in the li¬brary of Ida Noyes hall. They arefthur Newsholme.Dean Chauncey S. Boucher, actingdean of the colleges of Arts, Litera¬ture and Science, Mrs. Adeline de-Sale Link, dean in the Departmentof Chemistry, Dean Elizabeth Wal¬lace, advisor to Federation, and aprofessor in the Romance depart¬ment, and Miss Ann Brewington ofthe school of Social Service Admin¬istration.“Classroom Attitudes” is the topicwhich has been chosen for discus¬sion, and the members of the facultyhave been requested to present theirview’s on the subject. The discussionwall also involve the ways in whichboth instructors and students fail tolive up to standards. Speaker’s club, 7, Reynold’s club¬house, Lecture—“The PhilippineQuestion as Viewed by the Intelli¬gent Filipino.” Mr. F. L. Roque.Public lecture, 4:30, Harper As¬sembly room. “The Growth of So¬cial Insurance in Bxdtain,” Sir Ar-Jewdsh Students organization, 4,Classics 10. Lecture, “The TruePlace of the Synagogue in OurAmerican Life,” Rabbi Harvey B.Wessel. Election of officers.Y. W. C. A. Intercollegiate com¬mittee theatre party to Tower. Meetat 3:30 in foyer of Ida Noyes hall.Radio program, Station WLS.“Business Administration, 1. Prof.McKinsey at 8:30 a. m. “Readingsfrom Contemporary Poets: John V.A. Weaver” by Assistant Prof. Darts,7:15. Station WMAQ, “World Af¬fairs”, 9.9Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY 11, 1926GJb? Saihj iRarmmFOUNDED IN 1961 THIRTY GREEKSAPPOINTED TORUSH ATHLETES YERKES INVITES GRADSAND INSTRUCTORSFOR VISITTHE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription ratea:n.OO per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13.1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.The DYiTy Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion in its columns on nilsubjects of student Interest. Contributors must sign their full names te cemmnnlca-tlons. but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. MuTroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women’s EditorHarry L. Shlaes Sports EditorReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Women’s EditorRuth Daniels .. Assistant Women’s EditorAlta Cundy Social Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTLeland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerFrederick Kretschmer, Circulation ManagerGeorge Gruskin Classified ManagerJack Pincus AuditorEXIT THE DEBATEpOLLEGES and universities are places set aside for the develop¬ment of the intellect. Yet there are no intercollegiate mentalcompetition? except debates. That, we believe, is a curious char¬acteristic of our American schools.Even debates are becoming rather pitiful affairs. During thepast fifteen years there have been unmistakable signs of decadancein the debate as an institution. Students showed very little interestin the recent Princeton-Chicago debate. Even he English teams,with remarkable personnels, did not interest the whole studentbody. Is it because they are growing mentally phlegmatic, disown¬ing the good old collegiate debate for primitive, physical competi¬tion? or is it because debates — and all other forms of mental com¬petitions a9 well — are mismanaged, unadvertised, or underestimat¬ed by faculties? In despair we give up. Some brave philosopherhas suggested that because of the new “cooperative” idea of a de¬bate whereby one school does not definitely line up against theother, issue versus issue, all competition has dropped out of thesport. Perhaps they are right. If it is mere competition thatstudents like why not dig into the annals of the past century and re¬store the dear old spell-down. It contained the maximum amountof competition.To consider the question, a meeting was recently brought to¬gether, at the suggestion of the New York Times, with representa¬tives from Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Columbia, Cornell, the Uni¬versity of Chicago, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Virginia, West Pointand Annapolis. They formulated plans whereby students of lessthan four years undergraduate standing were entitled to competeannually for prizes of two hundred and fifty dollars for the mostintelligent knowledge of the events of the year; and the winners ofthe prizes at their own colleges then to compete for a grand prizeof six hundred dollars.It is an attempt to restore interest in intellectual pursuits. Ath¬letic interest and competition has arisen head and shoulders abovethe mental. In the old days there was a national cry for “physicaleducation and development for all” which is fair enough. But whenuniversities and colleges put the animal forms of competition onthe top of Mitchell tower and leave the intellectual mental formsin the depths of the Botany pond it is time for a rearranging ofinterests.Does the Bond BusinessNeed College Men?DECIDEDLY, it does. Modern investment bankingrequires well trained, analytical minds today, evenmore than in the past.Greatly increased wealth in this country has made alarge class of new, rather inexperienced investors. Theyneed competent, responsible advice—to guide them to¬ward sound investments, suited to their needs.Complex financing due to organization of business inlarger units requires more alertness in the selection ofsecurities. Even the experienced bond buyer must haveexpert, well-informed service.Halsey, Stuart & Co. recruits additions to its organiza¬tion, in both the buying and the selling ends,largely fromthe universities and colleges. Men are carefully chosenfor their general qualifications and then given specialtraining for several months, with pay, before they areassigned to actual work.If You Are Interestedin the bond business as a vocation, we shall be glad tosend you oui pamphlet containing useful informationWrite for pamphlet CM-2HALSEY, STUART & CO.INCORPORATEDCHICAGO MEW YORK. PHILADELPHIA DETROIT CLEVELANDtoi South LaSalle St. 14 Wall St. 111 South t$th St. tel Griiwold St 9*5 Euclid Arc.ST. LOUIS BOSTON MILWAUKEE MINNEAPOLIS119 Nonbath St. S5 Deronahire St. 41; Eaet Water St. 610 Second Are., S (Continued from page 1)Leo Stone, Kappa Nu; A. Krogh,Kappa Sigma; L. Beall, Lambda ChiAlpha; W. Birnbaum, Phi Beta Delta;Stewart ‘McMullen, Phi GammaDelta; W. Schrader, Phi Kappa Psi;E. Fellinger, Phi Kappa Sigma;James Root, Phi Pi Phi; H. Priess,Phi Sigma Delta; S. Weislow, PiLambda Phi; Holmes Boynton, PsiUpsilon; W. Klein, Sigma Alpha Ep¬silon; J. McCarty, Sigma Chi; FredWidmann, Sigma Nu; A. Oattle-baum, Tau Delta Phi; W. Hebert,Tau Kappa Epsilon; Nieman, TauSigma Omicron, and James Flexner,Zeta Beta Tau.ALBERT TALKS;EXPOSES DIRT(Continued from page 1)sponsored by the trustees.Acording to Joseph Barron, presi¬dent of the club, “Although Aider-man Albert is the youngest memberof the city council, he is very wellinformed about the Sanitary district.He has used much of his availabletime to delve into the subject, infact, he took a trip to New Jerseysimply to accumulate more data. Iam sure that those who will attendthe meeting will be astounded whenthe bare facts are presented.” (Continued from page 1)Time, and at 3 :45 p. m„ arriving atWilliams Bay at 10:50 and 5:35 re¬spectively. The round-trip week-endtickets, Chicago to Williams Bay,cost $3.50 ($3.30 if a 10-ride bearerticket is used). Hotel rates areabout $3.50. Several trains are avail¬able for return on Sunday or earlyMonday morning. The distance fromthe University by auto is about 90miles. Route via Des Plaines, VoloMcHenry is recommended.Those who intend to make this tripshould notify Mr. Barton Hoag ofthe Department of Physics by May19.Permanent Waving, Shampooing,MarcellingTHE JONES SHOPPE1373 East 55th StreetOpen Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, andSaturday.Phone Hyde Park 6941•™t-rodiliv•5609’MnRPER’AVE’• PHONE > HyDE>PmtY6262*■nraisr-moroGRAPncR-It's nautical hut it's niceWednesday evening, May 1 2 at 9:30 P. 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Beyond this point foodcan be actually harmful.ShreddedWheatis not only 100% digestible but furnishes allthe BRAN, CARBOHYDRATES, PROTEINS,SALTS and VITAMINS of the good wholewheat, balanced as Nature intended for thehighest degree of nutriment.If you need energy, if you need roughage,.if you desire new bodily health and mentalvigor—EAT SHREDDED WHEAT EVERYDAY."" WWIIIIIIIWHIIIIUMIWHWWMWMMMB—MMMM—WMMHIIIHMIlltliHMIllllWMimilUHlIllllHKenwood Club Tea Rooms1363 EAST 47th STREETKenwood Club BuildingLUNCHEON 50 CENTS DINNER 75 CENTSSpecial Sunday Dinners $1.00special Holiday Dinners $1.50Served from 12 to 8 P. M.See Us About Our Special Inducement for Student PartiesBRIDGE-LUNCHEONS V DINNER-DANCES.BANQUETS V BAZAARSNet team meets N.W. oa the varsitycourts. The DailyTuesday Morning SPORTS MaroonMay II, 1926 Two out of threeMaroon Squads winmeets.GOLFERS OUTPLAY PURDUE; WIN 11-9Net Squad Plays Host to Purple Today for Third Meet of SeasonDELTA SIG LOSESTO KAPPA NO INFOURTEEN INNINGSDelta Chi, Tau Sigs andPhi Pi Phi WinGames How’s This As .Inducement ForGopher PlayersIntra-mural ballmen played somefast games yesterday afternoon. Kap¬pa Nu upset Delta Sigs; Tau Sigdefeated Alpha Delt; Phi Pi Phi wonfrom Alpha Epsilon Pi; the Tekesbeat the Zetes and Delta Chi defeat¬ed Delta Tau Delta. All the gameswere close and hard fought.Stone Knock* HomerWith Klaflf of Kappa Nu and Gask-ill of Delta Sigma Phi, pitching air¬tight ball, Kappa Nu beat out theDelta Sigs yesterday at the end offourteen innings hy a score of 4to 3. Stone, with one out, bangedthe home run hit which brought inGettleman from third base with thewinning run.Perfect fielding on both sides savedthe game for each pitcher on num¬erous ocasions. The tied score waseffected early in the game, and afterthe fourth inning, although runnersthreatened from third base, both Gas-kill and Klaff were able to retire,succeeding hatters scoreless.Last year both teams playing inthe semi-finals battled similarly forfourteen innings, with the DeltaSigs coming out on top. This gameputs Kappa Nu in first place inGamma league, and marks them asdangerous candidates for all-schoolhonors.Poor support on the part of the Al¬pha Delt fielders and teamwork onthe part of Tau Sigs enabled theTau Sig squad to win their game bythe imposing score of 10 to 2. Inthe first and the fourth frames thewinners piled up eight runs and withthe two runs that they gathered inthe third they won the game.In one of the close games of theday the Tekes nipped a Z. B. T.rally to capture the final honors 10to 7. Jelinek and Egan each gath¬ered three runs for the Tekes. TheZetes put up a hard hitting rally inthe sixth, but the Teke fielders brokeit up.A. E. Pi Lose*Phi Pi Phi ran away from AlphaEpsilon Pi 11 to 4 on an orgy ofhits by the Phi Pi’s. The whole teambroke iata the run column. By Victor RoterinVisions of a college letter andglory are not the only factors stir¬ring the University of Minnesota ballnine to doing bigger and betterthings. There’s a practical solutionoffered for high standing of theGophers in the present Conferencerace.At Minneapolis a number of enthu¬siastic merchants are offering theboys all sorts of prizes for unusualaccomplishments on the baseball dia¬mond, and the Northern club swing¬ers have not been slow in turningthe necessary trick to come into pos¬session of them. Stark, shortstop,Serline, centerfielder, and Mason,second baseman, have all gargleddown a couple of gratis malted milksfor scoring runs. The drinks wereon Stiffy’s Emporium.Stark Get* CapBecause he slammed in the first Jrun Stark was also awarded a hot Icollegiate cap in the company of:which Stark, a modest young chap,.has some doubts about appearing in |public. Again Stark realized on his jprowess when he spanked out the jfirst Gopher hit of the year. Mike |and Gus’ Haircutting Parlor havetendered him a regulation hair-cut,throwing in a free shave throughsheer and beautiful generosity.Big FrameupBut all the awards have not goneto Stark alone. Herman Ascher,football captain last fall, received afountain pen from Perine’s BookStore for making the first put-out atthird. This looks suspiciously likea deliberate frameup as Ascher is theregular third baseman.Nydahl, three letter athlete,cashed in on a tube of Williams’shaving cream when he lifted theball for the first triple.No one has, as yet, annexed theglove being offered by Slim’s Hard¬ware store for the first homerun ofthe season. Hence the intensive bat¬ting drill through which the Gophersgo daily. Falk Wins AnnualFencing TournamentCharles Falk, by taking firstplace in stwo of the three eventsincluded in the Intramural Fenc¬ing Tourney, held Friday after¬noon at Bartlett Gym, won firsthonors. Louis Campor placed sec¬ond and Gilbert Hayes third, win¬ning their way to the top over ascore of duel aspirants.Falk appointed his adversariesin the foils and sabres events af¬ter a long and trying list of vic¬tories, some of which were veryclose. Campor made his way tothe Duelling Sword title by astring of clear cut victories. Hayestook a second in the sabres and athird in the swords events.Those men exhibited promisingability, and together with sev¬eral others who showed up well inthe tourney, will be recruited intothe varsity next year.BALLMEN POINTFOR PURPLE WIN OUT FOR INITIALVICTORY AFTERLOSS TO ILLINIBring Veteran SquadMidway for NetHonors toLocals Plan to Revenge12-5 DefeatPARK PLAYGROUNDSPLAY CHAMPIONSHIPVOLLEY-BALL GAMEIdaho School Sends inInterscholastic EntryAlthough the blank entry sheets>r the Interscholastics have onlyeen in the mails for a week, enthu-asm among the prep schools of theational is running so high that anntry has already come in to the;udent office. Twin Falls, Idaho, isle first school to send back the sheetIready filled in with the team names,heir sheet has the name of a singlelan, their star, *upon it. Championship volley-ball teams of(the Cornell and Palmer south-side| playgrounds will play the final game, to decide the victor, tonight at 8 onDudley Field. All members of volley¬ball- classes have been urged to seethe exhibition game. Those attend-; ing will be excused from gymnasium| classes today but will register at thegame this evening.The game was arranged throughthe aid of Mr. John Reynolds whois in charge of all playgrounds un¬der the supervision of the South ParkCommissioners.W. A. A. will entertain the visit¬ing teams immediately after thegame in the gym on the second floorof Ida Noyes hall where refresh¬ments will be served. Another mid-week game is cardedfor the Maroon ball team. The Pur¬ple Nine is coming to play a returnbattle on the Norgrenite Diamondtomorrow afternoon.Another thriller is expected. Itwill be a revenge game for the Ma¬roons, who opened the season atEvanston with a 12 to 5 setback.Northwestern also has an edge onthe Norgrenites in the Big TenStanding, having won over Iowa andChicago and lost to Purdue and Wis¬consin for .500 per cent, while theMaroons have won one. lost three.Coach Norgren has been workinghard to keep his team a going inthe pace which characterized theglorious last innings of the Illinibattle. Now that the boys have hita winning stride they should con¬tinue with the Championship formwhich has been expected of themsince the season opened. They'haveplayed enough ball now to make upfor the lack of a spring training trip,which handicapped them in the earlygames with nines that • had gainedconsiderably by southern tours andpre-season practice.Gubbins and Macklind will con¬stitute the Maroon hurling force,with Ted Zimmerman on reserve.The temporary ineligibility of Wal-lie Marks will greatly handicap thepitching department of the locals.Palmer, because of his success againstthe Norgrenites at Evanston, willprobably hurl for the Wildcats. Maroon netmen will attempt toring up their first win when the Pur¬ple team led by Captain Bili Sherrilmeets them here today.The Purple players tied Purdue aweek ago Saturday in their openingmeet, and beat Indiana, 4 matchesto 2, the Wednesday following. Mar¬quette and Wisconsin were met overthe week-end, the Methodists break¬ing even on the two meets.Capt. Sherrill, the Northwesternact, has been one of the best matchplayers in the Conference for twoyears, and he has two other veteransbacking him, John Phillips and EricCollins. Harvey Howard is the othersingles regular, with John Timm, afreshman star last season, the num¬ber five man and doubles alternate.The powerful Illinois tennis teamhanded the Maroons their secondstraight defeat when they won 4 to 2,the downstaters taking three singlesand a doubles match with the Ma¬roons winning one singles and onedoubles match. Schapinsky was thelone singles victor, beating Bard 9-7,6-1.Hudlin and Hall were the doubleswinners beating Bal’d and Clark instraight sets 6-2, 6-2.PREP FENCING MEETHELD AT BARTLETTPROVES BIG SUCCESS50c WAVESevery day except SaturdayLicensed OperatorsKENNEDY SHOPS1155 E. 63rd St.Midway 0207 6351 Cottage Grove Ave.Fairfax 58961455 E. 63rd St.DorcKeater 3755 5226 Harper Ave.Hyde Park 24081 7 PATRONIZE THEMAROON ADVERTISERS Real excitement as well as admir¬able fencing were the outstandingpoints of the High School FencingMeet. Not having the experience ofthe other men, the technique is us¬ually poor and the individual boutsof little interest. “This year, how¬ever, there was high caliber perform¬ances in this class,” said Coach Mer¬rill, “in fact I believe the fencingwas better than that of the otherdivisions.” Fred Siebert of Lane wonthe foil tourney after eliminating anumber of clever and experiencedfencers.Miss Blanche Jorgenson, unat¬tached, defeated Miss Ruth McHughof Vorwaerts Turnzein in an excep¬tionally hard fought women’s match.Women have become more interestedin this sport in the last few yearsand at present there is a great num¬ber of expert foil handlers on parwith male fencers.The Illinois fencer’s League, or¬ganized just this year, in which theUniversity Fencing Department istaking active interest, is holding itsfirst open meet at Hamlin Park, playgrounds.BREAKFAST7 to 9 A. M.LUNCH11:30 A. M. to 1:45 P. M.UNIVERSITY TEA HOUSE5725 Kenwood Macs Slap Way toI-M Handball TitleDisplaying the most finishedhandball of the Intramural tour¬nament, the Mac team of IrvingGoodman and Ned Silvermnslapped their way to the Univer¬sity handball title by defeatingWitkowski and Ehrlich 21-7, 21-7.In the playoff for third place,Hendrickson and Taylor easilydefeated Phi Kappa Sigma, thelone fraternity survivor.The uncanny back hand shots ofSilverman and the vicious place¬ments of Goodfiianmowed downall opposition. The Mac duo, uponentering the semi-finals, wallopedSigma Nu, last year’s champs 21-2,21-3, and Henrickson and Taylor21-9, 21-10. The singles tourna¬ment is no wbeing run off and thechampion will probably be deter¬mined by the end of netx week.MAROONS BRINGVICTORIES HOME HISERT, BARTLETT,PATTERSON TAKEMORNING ROUNDMaroons Lead 9-3 BeforeAfternoon PlayBeginsTennis Team Only . LocalLoser Last SaturdayFeatured by the strong showingof the track, and golf teams, whichwalloped Purdue and Iowa, respect¬ively, the last week-end turned outmore successful than was predicted.The victory of Illinois over the ten¬nis team was all that marred Maroonteams from making a clean sweep.McKinney, by copping three firstsand a second for a total of eighteenpoints was the big factor in Chi¬cago’s 79 to 56 victory over theBoilermakers. McKinney broke thetape in the 100, 120 yard high hur¬dles, came in second and in the 220low hurdles and won the broad jump.Anton Burg, as usual walked off withthe high jump with a leap of 6 feet2 1-2 inches. Capt. Cusack reeled offthe 440 in 55 and two-fifths hut wasdefeated by Little, the Hoosier acein the half mile for the third teamthis year in the fast time of 1:58.Scabinger was first in the javelin,while Buck Olwin won the discusthrow for the second time with StanRouse second. Morrison, a newcom¬er, showed good form to win the lowhurdles and add to the Maroon totalin the unexpected victory.The crack Maroon golfers out-<classed Iowa 15 to 6 with Art Patter¬son shooting a 73 on the par courseof 70 for the best score of the day.The other members of the Maroonteam were Capt. Ken Hisert, JohnBartlett and Jack Dorsey. Maroon golfers, led by CaptainKenny Hisert, defeated the strongBoilermaker four, 11-9, yesterdaymorning and afternoon at OlympiaFields course number 4. The homeboys took three of the four individ¬ual matches, J. Dorsey being theonly individual loser of the day. Theteam matches weren’t so successfulfrom the Maroon standpoint, howeveras the Maroons lost one and halvedthe other.Maroons Win In MorningIn the morning play the Midway-ites had it all their own way. Cap¬tain Hisert, playing number one, de¬feated C. Freidlin, taking both ninesand the match and counting threepoints for his squad. Johnny Bart¬lett repeated the feat of his captain,I winning over J. Lehman and annex--I ing three points.! Art Patterson also made three‘ markers for the locals, beating Ed.Murphy, both out and in in the proc¬ess, while Dorsey was losing to A1Aldringer by the same score. Thisleft the Maroons in the lead by anine to three score after the morninground.Almost Lose MeetAfter lunch and a brief rest thegruelling grind began once more, butnow the locals seemed to weaken. Pat¬terson and Dorsey, playing together,dropped four points to the Murphy-Aldringer combine. The Maroonteam took the first nine in the matchbut fell down after the turn andlost the in round and the match byfour points. This left the meet at9-7 in favor of the hosts.In the deciding match of the day,Freidlin and Lehman took the outround to tie the score at nine all. It(Continued on page 4)1ME7/iHAARirON 01031How DidYour GartersLookThis Morning?No MoreSkidding Garters!4*0MO* FROST COMPANY AGRIPPA-WEB makes garters act in anentirely new way—and only in Bostons canthis web be had. Even when worn very looseit will not slip. It cannot curl and yet it isremarkably soft and light. Here in fact is apractical, comfortable, ventilated-web garter.In many pleasing colors, 50c the pair. t| NPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY II, 1926iJVVMsflePROFESSOR CONFESSORFro m the root of the word it wouldseemA professor is bound to profess—But his eye held a baleful gleamWhen I asked him to truly confess.“Don't forget, young man, you’re mypupilThere are some things 1 oughn’t toshowHow 1 live, how I act without scrupleArt matters the campus shouldn’tknow.My affairs with a host of the fair sex,My parties held far in the night;My sins and my cocktails are complexNot fit for the undergrad’s sight.You think I like handing out knowl¬edge,1 find it a terrible bore—My real life is outside the college”“ZAT SO?”! said his wife at thedoor! !—AtlasPERHAPS the most touchingthing in the collection of satires onpopular advertisements which theBetas exhibited at their house partylast Friday was: “Four out of everyfive are ineligible.”Another StevadorerDear Turk:This mustache that Stevie is grow¬ing is really a great convenience.Every morning now, when he startsto say good-night, we put a littleForhan’s on it, and then he can staythree minutes longer ’cause I savethat much time when I start to retire.—Stevie’s Girl flooded with such a number of op¬portunities for graduating seniors.Are they putting up new buildings,too?SONG OF LOVEThus patiently 1 bide my time,For yet I will rejoice—1 know that soon my turn will comeTo marry Peggy Joyce.—MarquetteKEN has had a poem, “The Moonand the Tower” accepted by CollegeComics for which “a check will hemailed June 15th.” It will be framed. . . . the poem!TERM PAPERSHe wrote his paper many weeksFor ninety pages straight—But sadly his prof gave out gradesOn worth rather than weight!In the Last MailHey Turk:For the lovamike, be areful whatyou print. I don’t know who thisperson is who calls herself Stevie’sGirl. She ain’t, she don’t, she can’t,she’s crazy. You oughta hear whatRuth said, and May, and Elizabeth,and . . . I’m ruined . . Hey, Turk!!—StevieMU ALPHA has invited a few ofus down to Northwestern to lookthe boys over. We go Wednesday—if Chuck can . borrow some licenseplates for his flivver.—TERRIBLE TURKH1SERT, BARTLETT, PATTER¬SON. TAKE MORNING ROUND(Continued from page three)was up to their opponents. Hisertand Bartlett, to take the next roundASPIRING SENIORS to win the meet. Coming back inthe final nine the Purdue twosome,leading by two holes, annexed anoth¬er pair and stood four up, four togo at the fifteenth.Then the Maroons got busy andtook the last four holes straight tosquare the match and win the finalin round, making the score 11-3. Lowscore for the day was again made byBartlett with a 75. Lehman followedwith a 76 and Patterson and Hisertmade a 77 each.Want AdsFOR SALF.—Island for summerhome, trees. 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In order to provide a water sup-up Father drilled a well deep into therocks. He struck water. Later heopened a grocery store and made mil¬lions.—KenMustn’t Go Too FarTerrible Turk:. Might I be so bold as to Suggest!to the Mortar Boards that they hold |their spring party at the Planking-!ton in Milwaukee or the Curtis inMinneapolis? The Quadranglers used ithe Moraine lost year . . . they ought !to go farther.—ChuckTHE U niversity of Minnesota’sEmployment Bureau reports that 60 cents a BottleJ. H. FINNIGANDRUGS55th at Woodlawn Ave.Touristthird cabinEUROPEWith college parties onfamous “O” steamers ofThe Royal Mail LineWrite for Illustrated Booklet.School ofForeign Travel, Inc.I ^112 College St, New Haven, Cam. t Moto-Vac offers you a real opportunityto make money no matter where you liveor stay during your summer vacation.With greater suction than the householdcleaners. Moto-Vac picks up all the dust,dirt and grit from the floor covering andupholstery of the closed car. 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He will endeavor to get aview of their total outlook on life.The investigator has already sur¬veyed the Mexicans in Chicago, sothat he will go into Mexico with anunderstanding of what the peasanthas to meet when he migrates to a jlarge Yankee city.This study is one of a number jeither actually in progress or con¬templated by the department of an- jthropology. Last year a survey of jthe Italian peasant in Chicago wasconducted under the diiVction ofProf. Cole, and a study of the Greeksin the city is now being carried on.Commenting on the importance ofsuch investigators, Prof. Colo says:“The average college graduate, tosay nothing of the much larger groupTHE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. 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