WILD PITCHES GIVE MAROONS 7-6 WIN IN 14th INNINGPhoenix Boardmeeting at 4:30in Phoenix office. Whc jHatoonVol. 26 No. 113 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, MAY 6, 1926 Sopho moreCouncil meetingFriday at 2:30 inCobb 206.Price Five CentoINTERCLASS HOP SET FOR MAY 28ALTA CUNDY ISNAMED HEAD OFSCORES SALESOnly Woman In BlackfrairsLeads SaleswomenIn DriveElection of Alta Cundy, societyeditor of The Daily Maroon, to theposition of head score saleswomanfor the annual Blackfriar show’,“Wallie Watch-Out," was announcedyesterday by the Blackfriar Boardof Superiors..Mias Cundy will appoint her staffof saleswomen immediacely. Saleswill be on a competitive basis, thegirl selling the greatest number ofscores winning the honor of choicefor head of the staff next year.It Active Draati»tMiss Cundy is a member of theMortar Board club. She has longbeen active in dramatics, havingbeen production manager of Mirrorand the Settlement Night vaudeville jthis year. As one of the few women iassociated with the production of;Blackfriar plays, she has given valu- 1able assistance in the publicity dc-!purtment in the past. Miss Cundy!was one of the leaders of the recent jMilitary Ball, and she will be a lead- jer of the forthcoming Interclass Hop. [During her Freshman year, she was (vice president of her class.Seats for “Wallie Watch Out” areselling rapidly, according to CharlesCowan, who is in charge of ticketsales. Although the opening nightof the show, May 15, is yet morethan a week off, Cowan states thatthe house will probably be sold outfor every performance within a fewdays.Gat TicketsClubs and fraternities that draw-places for blocks of seats are advisedto get their allotment at once, as theseats have already been reserved.These seats must be taken three daysbefore the performance or they willnot be held, Cowan says, as there isgreat demand for them.Seward Covert, Clyde Keutzer,and Don McQfinnis, stars of lastyear’s production, “Kaiti from Haiti"are heading the cast that is prac¬ticing nightly in Reynolds theatre.Marvin Hintz, the freshman who isplaying the title role of Wallie, isattracting considerable attention, ashis work is considered exceptional. Mumps DiminishMustache FieldIf Lee Neff, the great Phi Psicandidate for enduring fame, hadnot been handicapped by his attackof the mumps he would have runthe mustache race in a w'alk—soruns the opinion of the experts,Doc Bratfish included.With the great Neff removedfrom the field through his illness,expert opinion Is hard put to it tofind the probable victor. Latestreports from one party have itthat nothing can keep Tom Mulroyfrom the title, while anothergroup of well informed men arebacking Sew Covert to the last.But there are two other import¬ant men in the field—John Bar¬ton, the white hope of Kappa Sig¬ma, and Ad Wilson, who is said tobe waxing his twenty hairs daily.Wilson’s pride and joy has alreadystarted to curl around the ends ofhis mouth. The savants say thatthis is a sign of great possibilities.NAME SPEAKERSOF CONFERENCERepresentatives of SecondarySchools Assemble Here “Geno" OutlinesWoman’s PlaceOn News StaffBy Gertrude BrombergCollege women, with or withoutjournalistic experience, have been inincreasing demand for reportorialposts on the metropolitan newspa¬pers, said Genevieve Forbes Her¬rick yesterday in an informal talkon journalism to Mr. Frank H.O’Hara’s Newswriting class.“Experience is a minor factor to¬day in the selection of women forjournalistic work," continued Mrs.Herrick. “In the past, city editorswere always asking for several yearsof experience as the ‘open sesame’ tothe newspaper world. Today, the es¬sential thing is writing ability.“Since each paper employs onlytwo or three women reporters asagainst some twenty men, it is muchmore difficult for the former to geton the staff. However, when onceon, they are helped along more con¬sistently than are the men, probablybecause they are fewer in number. Itis no achievement for a woman toreceive a by-line within three monthsof her entrance."Mrs. Herrick insisted that womenI should not strive to cover the samefield as do the men in newspaperwork. MAROONS WIN,BRIGGIE MAKESDECIDING COUNT Solicit SeniorsFor $20,000 InMemorial DriveLocals Step Out toLead But UliniTie in 7th 6-1Delta Chi TakesGreek Bridge CupDelta Chi won the Inter-fraternityBridge tournament yesterday after¬noon by defeating Zeta Beta Tau inthe final round.Out of thirty teams that enteredthe contest last fall only five had sur¬vived for the final games. Fiveleagues of six teams each comprisedthe tournament card. The regularRound Robin elimination process wasused. The five teams, champions oftheir respective leagues, that re¬mained yesterday afternoon wereSigma Chi, Delta Upsilon, Phi Kap¬pa Sigma, Zeta Beta Tau and DeltaChi.In the deciding game between Del¬ta Chi and Z. B. T. the former teamwon eight out of nine rubbers.Brooks Blossom and William Merrillplayed for the winners. The gameshave been played during the Fall anuWinter Quarters. The tournament isan annual affair conducted by theTnf»r.frnfprnit.v council. Representatives of the faculty of1 the University, superintendents,principals and teachers of secondaryschools will preside at the generalsessions and departmental confer¬ences of the Thirty-Eighth AnnualEducational Conference of the acad¬emies and high schools which willassemble here tomorrow and Satur¬day.At the first general session of theconference Friday at 9 :30 in Mandelhall, Prof. Charles H. Judd, directorof the School of Education will uctas chairman. At 2, the general ses¬sion will hold a joint onference withthe department on Administration.Riehard L. Sandwick, superintendentof Deerfield-Shields Township highschool of Highland Park will lead thediscussion.Pres. Max Mason will preside at£he Friday evening conference whichwill convene at 7:30. Lotus D. Coff¬man, president of the University ofMinnesota, will deliver an address.Admission to all sessions will be bycards issued during registration.On Saturday the Conference willmeet in departmental divisions. Thevarious sections include Biology,Agriculture, Commercial Education,English, Greeek and Latin, Historyand Civics, Home Economics, Man¬ual Arts, Mathematics, Physics,Chemistry and Romance. By Victor RoterusThe Maroons and the Universityof Illinois played four hour’s andfourteen innings of the greatest kindof baseball on the Midway lot yes¬terday, and when it was all over theMaroons had won their first victoryand Illinois had suffered their firstloss of the present conference sea¬son. At almost exactly 7:30 p. m.,Chicago daylight saving time, ClaudeBrignall, Maroon third basemen, slidinto homeplate following a passedball and thus brought a 7-6 end tothe inspired game which had ab¬sorbed the attention of a supperlesscrowd of about 500 since 3:30o’clock that after’noon.20 Bases On BallsThe features of this game, whichwas fought as if some eighteen liveswere dependent upon the result, maybe summed up as follows: Thegranting of 20 bases on balls byI'Jltehers Maths a ml Gubbins; thegranting of but 6 hits by the same IDA NOYES A LACOUNTRY CLUBSCENEOF PROMEntire Building and GroundsSecured for AnnualSpring FormalBy Leonard BridgesA country club party with lots ofminimum of $20,000 as a gift from lanterns, the Ida Noyes gym to dancethe class. , in, and the whole building andAll Seniors whether or not they j grounds to wander through—such aare in the habit of attending Chapel,) party is promised those who go to thehave been asked to be present in or- Inter-Class Hop to be staged onSeniors will have their first chanceto subscribe definitely to the EarnestDeWitt Burton Memorial Professor¬ship fund today in Chapel Assemblywhen special subscription cards whichhave been prepared by the Alumni jCouncil for the class of 1926 will be*distributed in a drive to secure a Ider to sign subscription cards.The Council expects that at least500 members of the class will con¬tribute to the fund. The amountsubscribed will pay over a period offive years. Special arrangementscan be made for quarterly or semi¬annual payments.HONOR SOCIETYNAMESPLE06ESSkull and Crescent SelectsTwenty FreshmenSkull and Crescent, Sophomore“There are obviously some things :pair; the general all-around fielding ^ honorary society, chose twenty fresh-of the entire Chicago team, especial- j men to fill its ranks for 1927, at(Continued on page 2)Mirror InstallsNew Board AtBanquet Tonight ly Hoerger; the hitting of Brignall j the annual election held yesterday.: and Gubbins; a shoestring catch by Those members of the class of ’29j Margolis of Illinois; superb pitching I upon whom the honor is conferred1 by Stewart of the visitors who gave I are selected as the most representa-but one base on balls, and the scor- i tive frosh on campus, and pledgeship| ing of 5 runs on but one hit by 11- j to the group is based on athletic1 linois in the seventh inning. | prowess.The Maroons began to do businessJ in the first inning. Anderson andMrs. Frederick C. Woodward, Miss j Macklind were both safe on eirorsMarianne Durbrow, Zoe-May Suther¬land, Donald M. Lockett, andMr. Frank H. O’Hara will beguests of honor at the Mirrordinner tonight at 6 in the sunparlorof Ida Noyes hall. All assisted in theFirst Annual Mirror production, Mrs.Woodward as general advisor, MissDurbrow as director of the dancing.Miss Sutherland as general managerduring 1926, and M. O’Hara as gen¬eral director. Don Lockett was pres¬ident of the Dramatic Associationwhen Mirror was formed last yearand Mirror has since been taken intothe Dramatic Association.Newly elected officers of Mirror,(Continued on page 2> The following men were pledged:Randolph Alfred, Phi Kappa Sigma;Thomas Budlong, Delta Upsilon;McConnell sacrificed and Brignall ! Wakefield Burke, Delta Sigma Phi;(Continued oh page 3) Rudolph Coles, Delta Kappa Epsilon;* j Wayne Cossle, Alpha Tau Omega;( Fred Couter, Phi Kappa Psi; VergilGist, Phi Kappa Psi; Adrian Klassen,Delta Upsilon j Mlarvin Libby, PsiY. W. C. A. ELECTSAMY BRADSHAW TOTREASURER’S POST May 28.Those in charge of this dance havebeen searching for new ideas andaccording to reports they have suc¬ceeded. Never before has Ida Noyes—that is, all of it—been used for anydance, and never before have theleaders of the Inter-Class Hopthought of disguising their dance asa country club party.Have New IdeasBut other new ideas have beenevolved for the occasion. While danc¬ing goes on in the gymnasium veryelaborate refreshments will besex’ved. These refreshments havebeen prepared under the personalsupervision of the leaders. Rumorhas it that no limit will be set to theamount any one person may con¬sume.John McDonough and Betsy Far-well, who are in charge of the dec¬orations, have thought up the coun¬try club idea. This is supposedly newin University dances. The two spentmuch time meditating before theyannounced the exact disguise whichthey are to lend the party.Will Select BendParker Hall and Betty Grahamhave been giving the best orchestrastheir critical attention during thelast week in order to find one goodenough to equal the decorations atthis party. For if the high standardset by the decorations committee isUpsilon; Joseph McCarty, Sigma not applied to every department theCAMPUS TALENT TOENTERTAIN AT MIXERWith entertainment by Blackfriarsstars and dance music by Bill Hahn'sCollege Crew, the f eshman law classof the University will give a mixertomorrow from 4 to 6 in the theatreof Ida Noyes hall. Inez Catron andGeorge Hoffan, co-chairmen of theaffair, have announced a promisinglist of specialities for the afternoon.The Blackfriar celebrities includeFred Von Ammon, Seward Covert,Don McGinnis, and the Blackfriars’saxophone sextette, which promisesto be a hit of this year’s show, ac¬cording to Herbert DeYoung, class^resident SHOWER FURNISHESKITCHEN UTENSILSFOR PALOS LODGEKitchen utensils for the W. A. A:lodge at Palos Park will be securedby a joint shower and bridge partyto be held tomorrow at 4 :30 in IdaNoyes hall. Guests have been re-quisted to bring suitable furnishings.All women planning to attend theshower have been asked to sign upon the poster in the foyer of IdaNoyes hall, where the articles need¬ed are also listed. Any article madeof aluminum will be accepted. Fur¬ther details of the entertainment willbe explained at the opening meet¬ing held today at 4 in the correctivegymnasium of Ida Noyes hall.The lodge is a recent acquisitionof the W. A. A., and will in thefuture serve as center of many ofits outdoor sports. In the twentyacres of ground granted by the coun¬ty board the W. A. A. has plannedLo layout a baseball d;amond, a cro"net court, and a cement tennVcourt. Amy Bradshaw, secretary of the jsecond cabinet of the Y. W. C. A.,was elected by the first cabinet to theposition of treasurer which was leftvacant by the resignation of Han¬nah Johnson, Miss Johnson resignedfrom the position recently to acceptthe leadership of the Federation ofUniversity Women.Miss Bradshaw was a member ofthe Meetings committee before shewas elected as secretary of the sec¬ond cabinet during the winter quar¬ter. As treasurer of the Y. W. C. A.she will automatically become a mem¬ber of the first cabinet and a studentrepresentative on the Y. W. advisoryboard.ITALIAN CLUB TOHEAR N. U. PROF. Chi; Raymond Murphy, Alpha TauOmega.Jerome Nathan, Zeta Beta Tau;Cornelius Oker, Kappa Sigma; Rob¬ert Place, Beta Theta Pi; GeorgePoole, Delta Kappa Epsilon; PhelpsPratt, Psi Upsilon; Malcolm Proud-foot, Beta Theta Pi; Robert Spence,Alpha Delta Phi; Minot Sticknev, ChiPsi; Richard Williams, Alpha DeltaPhi.Stages HoldupIn A. D. HouseProf. Alfonso De Salvio of theItalian literature department ofNorthwestern University, will ad¬dress El Circulo Italiano tonight at7:45 in the South reception roomof Ida Noyes hall. “The subject ofthe talk has not as yet been decidedupon by Mr. DeSalvio, but the clubfeels sure of an interesting talk,for Mr. De Salvio is a favorite oflong standing,” said Beryl Berringer,president of the organization.Prof. De Salvio will be remember¬ed by the club members as havinggiven a very interesting talk lastvear about this trip abroad, continuedMiss Berringer. Burton McRoy, ’28, \vras relieved ,of ten dollars in the vestibule of the jAlpha Delta Phi house by a coloredholdup man at 1 o’clock this morn¬ing.McRoy, who is a member of AlphaDelta Phi and a member of the gymteam, was preparing to unlatch thedoor when he found himself staringinto the muzzle of a revolver w’itha hungry looking negro at the otherend of it. After taking the $10 thevisitor disappeared and McRoy dash¬ed into the house w’here he foundBert McKinney Charles Anderson,Hugh Wilson and Tom Mulroy trans¬lating an early edition of Chaucerin the library on the second floor.After looking the situation overfrom all angles, and scouring theimmediate neighborhood for thebuglar a call was sent in to the HydePark police station which sent out(Continued no page 4) leaders are convinced that their bestefforts will be rewarded with an aw¬ful flop. This, they agree, wouldbe lamentable.Said Graham Hagey, one of theleaders, when asked just how goodthe party was going to be: “No onewill be able to recognize the interiorof Ida on that night. We are goingto decorate the grounds too, but themain stress will of course be put onthe interior." This opinion has the| support of the other leaders.Ticket* Limitedi The name of the orchestra that1 will play has not yet been announced.After all the work that Hall and(Continued on page 2)What’s On Today !II Circulo Italiano, 4:15, Ida Noyeshall. Prof. Alfonso del Salvio, ofNorthwestern University.The Liberal club, 4:30, Harper as¬sembly room. “Public Super-Power,"Carl D. Thompson, secretary of Pub¬lic Ownership League of America.The Disciples club, 6, Ida Noyeshall.The Women’s Speakers club, 7, IdaNoyes hall.Radio lecture, 7, from Mitchell Tow¬er through station WMAQ, “The Uni¬versity and Chicago’s Art,” Prof.Walter Sargent.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 6, 1926Saihj iffarmmFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OP THE UNITERSITT OP CH1CAOOPublished mornings, except Satnrdnr, Sunday sad Monday, daring the Antamn,Winter end Spring quarters bj The Dally Msraoa Compaay. Snbserlpttsa rotas *W.no per year; by mail, fl.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffloe, Chicago, Illinois, March IS,laOtr under the act of March S, 1878.The 0IHy Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing In this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of stndent opinion la Its columns oa allsubjects of student Interest. Contributors mast sign their full aames to communica¬tions. but publication will, npon request, be anonymous.iber of the Westers Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women’s EditorHarry L. Sblaes Sports EditorReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News EditorLeo Stone Whistle Edito#Marjorie Cooper, Assistant Women’s EditorRuth Daniels .. Assistant Women's EditorAlta Cundy Social Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTLeland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerFrederick Kretschmer, Circulation ManagerGeorge Gruskin Classified ManageiJack Pincus AuditorEXIT THE WISECRACKWE reprint the following excerpt from an article in The New Stu¬dent, because we agree that college comics have wandered toofar from college, that some of them are now coming home to roo9t,and that they had better.“What then is the next step? Where will the long fight forstudent independence break forth anew? There is every indicationthat it will be in the pages of the now almost universally despisedand often completely juvenile “college comics.“These same comics are now in sorry state. Consisting almostentirely of stale jokes, weak puns, and ‘He and She* conversations,they are with a few exceptions slavish imitators of Life, Judge andCaptain Billy's Whizbang, although entirely lacking in that technicalskill which makes these latter publications worth the trouble of turn¬ing the pages. College comics run jokes on Mother-in-Laws, IncomeTaxes, Cannibal Islands, and other matters of which they can knownothing. It does not take an intelligence much above that of theaverage collegian to figure out that, while a college student s opinionon the Mother-in-Law question is not worth the paper it is printedand drawn upon, a college student s satiric, ironic, or merely humor¬ous view of the faculty, the student council and education in generalis as well worth expressing with drawing board and pencil in thecomic as with editorial comment in the newspaper. It can be donewith just as good effect. Perhaps better. The pencil with a singleline can show that which takes the typewriter many weary hours.”Permanent Waving, Shampooing,MarcellingTHE JONES SHOPPE1373 East 55th StreetOpen Tuesday, Thursday. Friday, andSaturday.Phone Hyde Park 6941•cm-ROEmv•5609-HARPER-WE.-■ mote nyt}C-PfiRive262.•fiRnsr-PfioroGRflpnav ASPIRING SENIORSFor that unruly mustache Bon-ney Brilliantine. It’s great!60 cents a BottleJ. H. FINNIGANDRUGS55th at Woodlawn Ave. Social SphereBy Alta CundyMirror is the impetus for the revolu¬tion of the sphere this week. Tonightit starts its plans for the production in1927, with the installation banquet atIda Noyes hall, at which new officerswill be introduced to the Mirror mem¬bers. This banquet will also be thefirst meeting of the cast of “WhereAre We Going” with the executivestaff of that production since the ac¬tual stage appearance in March.Introduce OfficersBetty Graham, the new president ofthe organization, will be presented andwill continue the office that Helen Lig¬gett held during the present year.Ruth Burtis will be introduced as thenew production manager, MiriamWalker as business manager and Cath¬erine Rose as secretary.Mirror GuestsMrs. Frederic C. Woodward, whosponsored much of the work on therecent production; Miss MarianneDurbrow, dancing coach; Zoe-MaeSutherland, first production manager,and Mr. Frank H. O’Hara, director,will be Mirror’s guest of honor at thisfirst banquet.Frosh Have MixerThe Freshman Law class is spon¬soring an all-University mixer at IdaNayes hall on Friday afternoon from4 to 6. This is the first of a seriesof social functions to be given by thepresent class.Beta DanceFor the evening, Beta Theta Pi hasissued invitations to the first Springhouse dance where Mr. and Mrs. JohnW. Logan and Mr. and Mrs. Noyeswill he honored guests.Quad LuncheonThe first mention in the Social Cal¬endar for Saturday, May 8, is theQuadranglar luncheon.Acoth PartyAcoth club is giving its annualSpring party at the Southmour Hotel,and are honoring Mrs. R. Mott andMr. and Mrs. E. P. Brenneman.Mothers’ Day EventsIn honor of Mothers’ Day, Phi DeltaTheta has invited the mothers of thechapter’s members to a tea from 4to 6.The Y. M. C. A. is also giving amothers’ tea at the Reynolds club from4 to 6.MIRROR INSTALLS NEWBOARD(Continued from page 1)Elizabeth Graham, Ruth Burtis,Catherine Rose, and Miriam Walkerwill be formally initiated at the ban¬quet. The retiring executive board,Helen Liggett, Catherine Campbell,Alta Cundy and Jeanette Baldwinwill announce their selections fornext year’s production staff.This dinner will be the last affairof the year attended by both old andnew members.lUiutiunuuMiinimiiuMKenwood Club Tea Rooms1363 EAST 47th STREETKenwood Club BuildingLUNCHEON 50 CENTS DINNER 75 CENTSSpecial Sunday Dinner*; $1.00Special Holiday Dinners $1.50Served from 12 to 8 P. M.See Us About Our Special Inducement for Student PartiesBRIDGE-LUNCHEONS DINNER-DANCES.BANQUETS BAZAARSinmmrmianmiumffniwiiiUNIVERSITY STUDENTSFOUNTAIN SERVICE AND LIGHT LUNCHES ARE BEST ATWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPCORNER FIFTY-FIFTH AT UNIVERSITY AVENUEFresh Home Made CandiesC. ANDREWS G. KONELLkmmwsCHICAGO’S FINEST RESTAURANTCatering to a Discriminating Patronage Who Desirethe Best of Food and Service at ModeratePrices6344-46 Cottage Grove AvenueHyde Park 7373 CHICAGO Are You a Craftsman?Skilled craftsmen with an edu¬cation are in demand as teachersin vocational schools. Are you anArchitectural DraftsmenBakerBarber_ Bricklayer and PlastererCarpenterElectricianFoundrymanMachinistPainter and Decorator• Plumber and Steam FitterPrinterSheet Metal WorkerStationary Engineer—Positions in the above craftsand others are open now and inSeptember. Write, giving full par¬ticulars with reference to age, ex¬perience, education and salary ex¬pected. Address, Board of Voca¬tional Education, Madison, Wis. ADD TWO SOPHSTO COMMISSIONFOR JUNE MEETFar well to Manage Programs;Cusack CorrespondentRushingLalon Far well and Jack Cusackhave been added to the staff ofSophomore committee managers ofthe 22nd annual track field Inter¬scholastic which will be held June 1thand 5th at Soldiers’ Field, GrantPark. Farwell will manage the pro¬gram and Cusack will be correspond¬ent rushing chairman.The three Junior and ten Sopho¬more managers of the Interscholas¬tic met yesterday at luncheon withThomas R. Mulroy, general managerof the meet, to report on the prog¬ress of the extensive preparationsthey are making for th.e coming ofthe high school track men from allparts of the country.Potters AppearPosters will appear on the campustomorrow and will be distributedthroughout the city the first part ofnext week. Letters are being sent toall of the men who plan to run in themeet and arrangements are beingmade for housing the athletes aftertheir arrival.The meet will be held in conjunc¬tion with the city wide R. O. T. C.drill under the direction of MajorBeale. Arrangements are being madefor a consolidation of the bands ofthe various corps with that of theUniversity.In conjunction with the publicityfor the meet, radio talks are beingbroadcasted over the radio eachweek under the direction of JohnVan Zant, radio director of the Uni¬ versity. Coach Stagg, Fritz Crislerand Mulroy are among those sched¬uled to speak within the next twoweeks.IDA NOYES A LA COUNTRY• CLUB SCENE OF PROM(Continued from page 1)Betty Graham have done in selectingit, it is definitely expected to be oneof the best that has ever played ata University affair.Ticket drawings for this greatdance will begin on May 17. Personswho intend to go are advised to gettheir tickets early, as only two hun¬dred couples will attend. Last yearthree hundred were invited, but thelavishness of the decorations and thesize of the Ida Noyes gym make thereduction in the numbtr of guestsnecessary.So it’s going to be a real party—Ida Noyes disguised as a countryclub, very fine refreshments, a first-rate orchestra, and only two hundred tickets on sale. To quote Hageyagain—“Persons who intend to gomust get their tickets on the day ofsale.”‘GENCT OUTLINES WOMENPLACES ON NEWS STAFF(Continued from page 1)which we cannot do as well as canthe men, just as there are otherswhich we can do much better. It ison this latter phase that we mustconcentrate our efforts.”The passing of the “sob-sister”journalism, the realm of women writ¬ers in former days, was predictedby Mrs. Herrick. The public wantsthe feminine viewpoint, written,however, with a masculine pen point.THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St.How DidYour GartersLookThis Morning?GEORGE FROSTCOMPANYMAKIM No MoreSkidding Garters!AGRIPPA-WEB makes garters act in anentirely new way—and only in Bostons canthis web be had. Even when worn very looseit will not slip. It cannot curl and yet it isremarkably soft and light. Here in tact is apractical, comfortable, ventilated-web garter.In many pleasing colors, 50c the pair. .Pick a pipeand pack itwith good old -P. A.TALK about "alliteration’s artful aid” . . . theprinter certainly raided the "p” box that trip.But let that go! The advice is just as serious andsound as though it were couched in the carefuldiction of an English prof.Just get yourself a jimmy-pipe and fill thebowl to the brim with Prince Albert. Light up,and let the first fragrant whiff tell you that noother tobacco is like P. A.—or can be! Cooland sweet and fragrant, P. A. has everything afellow ever wished for in a smoke.P. A. can’t bite your tongue or parch yourthroat. The Prince Albert process settled thatin P. A.’s freshman year. Get yourself a tidyred tin of Prince Albert today. The first load-upwill tell you why pipes are so fashionable amongyoung men today.Fringe albert—no other tobacco is like it! P. A. it told everywhere intidy red tint, Pound and half.pound tin humidors, andpound crystal-glass humidoriwith sponge-moistener top.And always with every bit ofbite and parch removed bythe Prince Albert process.51926.R. J. ReynoldsTobaccoompany, Winston-Salem. N. C.Announce date andplace of Spring Ath¬letic Revue. — The Daily SPORTS MaroonThursday Morning May 6, 1926 Non-Greek openingball games prove fast.ANNOUNCE PLANSFOR BIG SPRINGATHLETIC REVUE Trackmen MeetPurdue for FirstDual Meet WinMay 27th and 28th NamedAs Dates of 1926RevueIt won't be long now. The bigSpring Carnival, sponsored by theIntramural Department, and man¬aged this year by William Weddel,is less than a month away. It willbe held on the afternoons of Thurs¬day and Friday, May 27th and 28th.According to Weddel, every effortis being made to hold the meet onStagg Field despite the heavy build¬ing program now occupying that oldland mark in the construction of thenew Stadium. It would be veryfitting to hold the Spring Classic as afarewell tribute to this famous trackand field, and Weddel is to have thecooperation of the whole departmentin making it possible.Thirteen Event* CardedThere are to be thirteen eventsthis year, all of the familiar trackand field events being included onthe program. An 880 yd. relay be¬tween the fraternities will featurethe meet, with the Delta Sigma Phiteam defending the laurels whichthey won last year.Many organizations have startedpracticing for this feature event onthe I-M spring sport program andthe climax to whole year of Intra¬mural activities. Intensive trainingfor the big carnival characterizes theclose competition which exists everyyear, and all organizations shouldget started at one if they have notalready done so. Chicago track stars will competeagainst Purdue on next Saturday,May 8, in the second dual meet ofthe season. Twenty-eight will jour¬ney to LaFayette to meet the Boil¬ermakers.The coming of the warm weatherhas greatly improved Chicago’sstrength. McKinney and Mickle-berry, the two sprint aces, are ex¬pected to shine in the 100 and the220. Capt. Cusack has been trans¬ferred from the mile, and will runthe quarter and the half againstPurdue. Fast time tryouts weremade yesterday by • Hegovic andBoynton in the half, Hitz and Kelsoin the mile, and Dugan, Dystrup, andKeinigsberg in the two mile.Capt. Henderson of last year’sfootball team is working out in theweights along with Rouse, and bothmen are expected to better 120 feetin the discus. Olwin and Soloma-witz and Wolf will throw the ham¬mer, while Hobscheid will competein the shot. Shavinger and Fauchewill represent the Maroons in thejavelin.IBurg is expected to keep up hisi record as high point man. Last weekj against Indiana he won first in thehigh jump and pole vault, and third! in the broad jump. McKinney is: also expected to shine. Last yearhe scored a total of 20 points against! Purdue, winning the 220, the 120' yard high hurdles, the low hurdles,i and the broad jump. Kernwein may! also compete in the broad jump asj well as the high jump. LAW, DIVINITY, WINNON-FRATERNITYOPENING GAMESDelta Sigs Bunch Hitsand Beat TauDeltsBalmy, ideal baseball weatherproved to be a stronger pull for theintra-mural players than the popular¬ity of the Illini-Maroon game yester¬day afternoon and four of the sixgames on the schedule sheet wereplayed off. Only one forfeit —Snellto the Packers,—and one postpone¬ment—by agreemnt between theMacs and the Pirates, were thescratch outs on the score book.In the first game, featured by ex¬pert fielding by both sides, Delta Sig¬ma Phi batted its way to a 6 to 1win Tau Delta Phi. Gaskill was abig factor in the Delta Sigs machinestriking out eight men during thegame. In the first inning he retiredall three of the first men up to bat.Weiss played a fine game at fieldfor the Tau Delts making three ex¬traordinarily difficult spears. The winenabled the Delta Sigs to maintaintheir league, lead.Macs>Pirate* PostponeThe Macs and the Pirates insteadof putting up two teams apiece havedecided to play only one team eachso that their game was postponedin order to give them time to makeup the new outfit. The Law Schoolbeat out the Theological Seminaryin a fast game by the close score of8 to 5. The barristers poled out sixruns in the third inning to put thegame almost on the ice. In the sixth(Continued on page 4) Canadian TrackSquads Send InTourney EntriesFrom all parts of the United Statesand Canada, high school track starsare making preparations to enter theNational Interscholastic Track andField Meet at Chicago. Hamilton In¬stitute of Hamilton, Ontario, is againplanning to enter a team. Two yearsago the Canadian school entered astrong group of traeksters and thisyear their entry is looked upon asbeing one of the outstanding ones inthe meet. North Battlefield, Saska-tuan is another Canadian entry.Three or four men are expected torepresent the blue at Chicago June5th. Tucumcari, New Mexico, hasthe honor of being the first team toenter from the United States.The addition of three new relayevents to the High School programwill be a feature to this year’s meet.The events will be a half mile relay,in which each man will run a 220,a mile relay, in which each man willrun a 440 and two mile relay, inwhich four men will run an 880. Theaddition of these events will addgreatly to the interest of the meet,for it is expected that the best highschool relay teams will journey fromall parts of the country to test theirability for the National Champion¬ship. It will also allow teams with¬out individual stars of great note tofigure in the final point standing.In 1923, with two outstanding in¬dividual wins and a relay victory,University High School won the Na¬tional title with 20 points. In 1924the well balanced Cedar Rapids. Iowateam won with 25 points. In 1925Fort Collins, Cdlo., with a team offourteen men, carried away the hon¬ors with 20 1-2 points. MAROONS SURPRISE ILUNI TEAM TOANNEX INITIAL VICTORY IN THRILLINGFOURTEENTH AFTER GRUELING TILTTwo Wild Pitches Advance Brignall from Second to HomeWith Winning Counter; Both SquadsHeld Scoreless from 7th On(Continued from page 1)hoisted the ball over the wire fence inleft field for two bases, making itpossible for two runs to clatter overthe plate. Stewart replaced Barrettin the second and he was as tight asa vase for a few innings.But in the fifth frame the Maroonscrossed the pan three times. Ander¬son led off by getting on first throughfast leg work. Macklind sacrificeand McConnell spanked a single oversecond base. Kyle rambled home onthe hit. Brignall lifted another onefor two bases, and followed Mc¬Connell over the plate when Gubbinsbanged one on the nose.Illinois began their run-harvestingin the fifth when Marks presented thedown-staters with four gift passes,which resulted in a score. For theMaroons three singles added to anerror equalled one score.With the count 6 to 1 and theMaroons on the cheerful side of it,O’Keefe formally opened the seventhwith a twobase smack. Gubbins re¬placed Marks when Jordan waswalked. Gubbins was also as wild as-a kite and spent the rest of the inn¬ing attempting to find the plate. TheIllinois men wore ruts around thebasepaths as five runs were forcedin, tieing the scoring.Gubbins was in all kinds of trou¬ble until the final round when Brig¬ nall got on through an error andscored as a result of a sacrifice andtwo passed balls. The box score:Chicago-Anderson, 2b 6Macklind, lb 5McConnell, ss 6Brignall, 3b 6Marks, rf 5Webster, c 6Gubbins, rf, p 5Hoerger, cf 6Gordon, If 651ab r3112000007 po7104211015213 42 24Illinois—ab rO’Keefe, If 7 1Jordan, 2b 4 1Worth, 3b 3 2Margolis, rf 4 1I Hoffman, lb 5 1! Finn, ss 5 0Majors, cf 1 0Kinderman, cf 3 0Kusinski, c 5 0Barrett, p 3 0Stewart, p 3 042 6 h po a1 11 60 10 10 160 11 210 01 12 40 0 01 0 166 41 33Bases on Balls—Marks 11, Gub-bins9, Stewart 1. Strike-outs—Marks 3, Gubbins 4, Barrett 1, Stew¬art 9. Errors—Jordan 3, Worth 4,Kusinski, Macklind. Stolen bases—Brignall, Jordan, Kinderman 2.Student Tour45 Days $480.00Sailing June 26 and July 21st Day—Leave Montreal9th Day Arrive London9th DAY to 14th DAY—LONDON. One complete dayof sightseeing visiting the principal monuments,streets and historical buildings by motor. Onehalf day at the National Gallery and TrafalgarSquare. One half day in the Bank centre, onehalf day at Westminster Abbey and Houses ofParliament. One day in the Shakespeare Coun¬try. A guide who is thoroughly familiar with thevarious places visited will accompany the partyat all times.15th DAY To BRUSSELS via OSTENDE.16th DAY.. BRUSSELS. A general visit of the city bymotor with the services of a lecturer.17th DAY BRUSSELS to PARIS. Leave Brussels af¬ter lunch arriving in Paris in time for dinner,passing through the famous Somme battlefields.18th DAY to 23rd DAY PARIS. A visit to the Ameri¬can battlefields by motor. A tour to Versaillesby motor. An extended tour of the city by motorvisiting the renowned Cathedrals, Museums,parks, public squares, boulevards, etc. A halfday at the Louvre Museum. A lecturer and in¬terpreter will always accompany the group.24th DAY—Pari* to LUCERNE.25th DAY—LUCERNE. Visit of Lucerne m the morn¬ing and proceed to INTERLAKEN.26th DAY'—INTERLAKEN, LAUTERBRUNNEN andGRINDELWALD.27th DAY—INTERLAKEN to MILAN via the ItalianLakes with a stop at LUGANO.28th DAY—MILAN. The famous Cathedral, The LastSupper and general visit of the city.29th DAY—MILAN to FLORENCE.30th DAY—FLORENCE. Visit the Pitti and Uftizi ArtGalleries, Mosaic Factory and all places of in-turcst.31st DAY—FLORENCE to ROME.32nd DAY—ROME, the eternal city. The Forum, theCatacombs. St. Peter’s, the Vatican, the Coliseum,Saint 143143 Maggiore, Tiberine Island and manyother places of historical interest.34th DAY—GENOA. The birth place of ChristopherColumbus.35th DAY—GENOA to GENEVA.36th DAY—GENEVA. The home of the League of Na¬tions. The entire day will be devoted to inspect¬ing the city, which is one of the beauty spots ofSwitzerland.37th DAY—GENEVA to PARIS through the famousBurgundy region.38th DAY—CHERBOURG. Leaving Paris after break¬fast, a pleasant ride is taken through picturesqueNormandy to Cherbourg and sail for New York bya famous Cunarder. GO TO EUROPEwithTom Mulroy andChuck AndersonAt such times when you dream long dreams and romantic adventurepiques your imagination far away places entice with slim beckoning fingersto the lands that are different. The Atlantic Travel Company is equippedto provide you with the means to sail on your ship of dreams A Cun-ard Liner—through the newly conceived student tours at the lowest prices,not devoreed fi*cm quality, you can sail on a Cunard Liner with TOM MUL¬ROY and CHUCK ANDERSON! ! These tours are personally conductedby a professional European guide, who tvill look after your individual com¬forts throughout the entire trip.Unquestionably the sight-seeing included is by far the most comprehen¬sive that is being offered in anything but a de luxe tour. It is in no wayhurried, ample time being given to visit a large number of interesting placesin a leisurely and instructive manner. In no case will “pensions” or board¬ing houses be used. The hotels are of a very superior order and centrallylocated, accessible to the main business and theatrical sections, therebysaving considerable time and annoyance to those who wish to shop and seethe Capitols at night.Phone STATE 3875ALTANTIC TRAVEL CO.♦140 North DearbornCHICAGO Student Special31 Days $330.00Sailing June 26 and July 21st Day—Leave Montreal9th Day Arrive LondonSpecial thirty-one day tour featuring the Capitolsof ENGLAND, BELGIUM and FRANCE. An analysis ofthis itinerary will demonstrate conclusively that it is thefinest value offered in America.1st DAY to 5th DAY—LONDON. One complete day ofsightseeing visiting the principal monuments,streets and historical buildings by motor. Onehalf day at the National Gallery and TrafalgarSquare. One half day in the Bank centre, onehalf day at Westminster Abbey and Houses ofParliament. One day in the Shakespeare Coun¬try. A guide who is thoroughly familiar with thevarious places visited will accompany the partyat all times.6th DAY—To BRUSSELS via OSTENDE.7th DAY—BRUSSELS. A general visit of the city bymotor with the services of a lecturer.8th DAY—BRUSSELS to PARIS. Leave Brussels afterlunch arriving in Paris in time for dinner, pass¬ing through the famous Somme battlefields.9th DAY to 14th DAY—PARIS. A visit to the Ameri¬can battfields by motor. A tour to Versailles bymotor. An extended tour of the city by motorvisiting the renowned Cathedrals, Museums, parks,public squares, boulevards, etc. A half day atthe Louvre Museum. A lecturer and interpreterwill always accompany the group.15th DAY—CHERBOURG. Leaving Paris after break¬fast, a pleasant ride is taken through picturesqueNormandy to Cherbourg and sail for New Yorkby a famous Cunarder.ATLANTIC TRAVEL CO.,140 N. DEARBORN ST.,CHICAGO, ILL.Gentlemen—I am anxious to know more aboutthe European Tour. Please send me further par¬ticulars.NAMEADDRESSCITY and STATE>Page Four ’ THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 6, 1926- • N’ 4^jVbistleTodya’s Whistle will be executedby KEN. Let the music be unrefinedand the mirth distilled.Musta Been Two Other FellowsThey danced the whole eveningwithout saying one silly, meaninglessword. They did not exchange a singlecompliment, nor did they comment onhow well they both looked that eve¬ning. She did not talk about her othermen, he did not talk about his otherwomen. At the end of the eveningthey went home. He did not make anattempt to get his money’s worth intrade . . . You see, they hadbeen to different dances.—Neth.Ballade of The Two—Both HungryWe were hungry—O so hungry,And our throats were parched withthirst;We were longing for a sandwichOr a piece of weenie-wurst.Then we walked into a Food ShopAnd we sat down at a table,But some girls we knew sat near us;So, as fast as we w-ere able.We rose and left our foodstuffs,Clean forgot the hungry feeling,And ran until our tongues hung out.And both of us were reeling.L’EnvoiOh, its tough when you are famished,And your appetite is cheated,Bmt its worse to eat with co-edsP^rhen your pocket-book’s delted.—GeoG.So This Is New YorkMr. Monroe, business manager ofthe Ibsen plays now at the Princess,teils this one on a theatre at Albany,N. Y.:Eva Le GallienneSupported ByJohn Gabriele BorkmaninThe Master Builder—Jno.A. Just make me always go like this—Atchoo! Atchoo!I wish I were at the North Pole.Atchoo! Atchoo!Or any place but this old hole.Atchoo! Atchoo!There ain’t a man who’d want to kissA girl who always goes like this—Atchoo! Atchoo!—Little Girl. STAGES HOLDUP IN A. D.HOUSEAch My! Dot’s ItDer vass a young feller named Bill, IWho Forded to Champaign, Ill.Der iss reasons ve knowVy Contant should Go—It iss springtime—we hear dot s derthrill. (Continued from front page)two men in a new police roadster tofind the thief.“We afe deeply grieved,” saidMulroy, “to find that brother McRoyhas lost the $10. A heavy guard hasbeen stationed around the house andwe would appreciate any effort toapprehend the thief. He has a gun,is of medium height, and wears acap.”This Is No JokeThe Whistle Club has been allotedbids for the Mu Alpha dance at theEdgewater Beach Hotel, on May 14.Struggle out with the S. P.See you at the Whistle Club meetingFriday at 3:30 in Cobb 110.—KEN. CAMP DEWEiOffers the college man a horsebacktrip in the North Country. Theonly Dude Ride in the middle west.Catalog Camp Dewey, 4034 Sheri¬dan Road. LAW, DIVINITY WIN NON-FRATERNITY OPENINGGAMES(Continued from page three)inning the seminary men speeded uptheir hits and captured four runsbut the Law team countered withtwo and finished out their win.Divinity Win*In the last game, Divinity schoolby a rather slow exhibition defeatedthe Hitchcock Hall athletes, 14 to11. Bezzazzi played a good gamefor the losers gathering four runsLEARN TO DANCE WELLTAKE A FEW LESSONS NOWTeresa Dolan Dancing School1266 East 63rd Street, near WoodlawnClasses Nightly at 6:66 and Sundays 2:06to 6:00. Charleston, Saturday. Privatelessons any time, day or evening.PHONE HYDE PARK 3080 but the Divinity team as the moreconsistent with the bat. In the sixthinning the Hitchcock team threw ascare by making five runs, but apop fly ended the scoring. 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