1 ■nr 5 letsri,* ®fje Bail? fHaroonVol. 26 No. 111 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, MAY 4, 1926 Price Five CentoCOVERT NAMEDFRIAR SUPERIORAT ELECTIONSJoins McGinnis as SecondSuperior Selected fromCastSeward Covert, leading man in thenew Blackfriar production, "WallieWatch-Out,” has just been elected aSuperior of the order, Blackfriar offi¬cials announced yesterday."Covert, who will play the part ofJefferson, enjoyed the distinction Qfhaving been a member of the cast offour consecutive Blackfriar shows.Throughout his scholastic career, hehas been active in dramatics.Selected From Cast"The honor,” says Paul Cullom,Abbot of Blackfriars, “comes as a fit¬ting reward to Covert’s achievements.Covert’s election shows that adminis¬trative posittons in Blackfriars may bewon by work in the cast, as in thecase of Don McGinnis.”Covert is a member of Alpha DeltaPhi and Owl and Serpent. He is alsohead cheerleader of the University,and treasurer of the senior class. HeJjas been a member of the honor com¬mission, junior Interclass Hop leader,and 1925 Settlement Night chairman.Elected ScribeIn Blackfriars, Covert will hold theoffice of Scribe by virtue of his elec¬tion to the Board of Superiors. Mc¬Ginnis, the other member of the "Wal¬lie Watch-Out” cast holding a posi¬tion on the Board of Superiors, willplay the leading female role of Pru¬dence. Parker Earns $20In Track ClassicJim Parker, heavyweight over atthe Sig Alph house, won this year’s”How I Earned My Way ThroughCollege” award when he saltedaway $20 in thirty-three minutesand fifteen seconds last Saturdayafternoon.It seems that four of his frater¬nity brothers bet him $5 apiece thathe couldn’t run five miles in fortyminutes. So Jim got hot under thecollar and said, as did D’Artagnanof old, "Come out behind Bartlettgym tomorrow night at sunset andI’ll have it out with you.”At 5 o’clock Jim and his secondsappeared on the cinder track. At5:15 he began the gruelling test.The minutes passed. Through thetwilight the figure of Jim was seensteaming on. Then came the lastlap with ten minutes to go. Hefaltered. Thump—thump—nearerand nearer—then, the tape snapped.Twenty crisp bank notes flewgently out into the night.LOST STUDENTSTILL MISSINGUniversity Aids in SearchFor Miss Lawrenz Frosh Law ClassHosts To CampusAt Mixer FridayFreshmen of the Law school will bethe hosts of the campus at a mixerto be held on next Friday, May 7, from4 to 6 in Ida Noyes theatre. Themusic will be furnished by Bill Hahn’sCollege Crew, reinforced by some newmembers, according to Herbert C. DeYoung, president of the class. Spe¬cialty stunts that have been plannedwill be announced later.It is the efforts of these students tomake this the biggest and best mixerof the year, according to George Hoff¬man, co-manager of the affair. He isworking in conjunction with InusCatron to make all preparations. Otherfreshman law students who are help¬ing them are: Helen Cuppaidge, RpgerLeech, Harry May, Tom Mulroy, Vic¬tor Wisner, Walter Schafer, LarryNewmark, Harry Greenburg, MalcolmBarton, and John Day.Although this is the first attempt ofthe Law school to break into society,they have been considering for someyears a social gathering of 'some sort.Herb DeYoung feels that the law stu¬dents do not come into contact withthe rest of the campus as much asthey should or would like to. It isfor this reason that they have beenanxious for a get together and decidedupon a mixer to accomplish this pur¬pose. CHOOSE HEADSOF MIRROR ATPOLLS TODAYHold Voting From 11 to 4In the Foyer in IdaNoyes HallNext year’s Mirror officers will bedetermined at the elections held to¬day from 11 to 4 in the foyer of IdaNoyes hall. All members of the or¬ganization will be eligible to vote.Eunice Hill and Betty Graham arethe candidates for the office of presi¬dent; Ruth Burtis and Victoria Smithfor general manager; Dorothy Lowand Catherine Rose for secretary; RuthDaniel and Miriam Walker for busi-Frcd Handschy, editor of ThePhoenix, will be head usher for thenew show. Handschy has long beenactive in 'Blackfriars, assisting withmake-up and in the production work.Blackfriar song hits will be broad¬cast at 8:40 o’clock tonight from Sta¬tion WMAQ. The Saxaphone Sex¬tette, directed by Richard Hough, willbe one of the principal attractions.Harold Koerber and Stanley Youngwill be heard in a ukelele duet, andWright McCulloni will sing.Ticket Sale BeginsTickets for the show went on saleyesterday, and according to CharlesCowan, seats are going rapidly. Clubsand fraternities bought large blocksof seats when the drawings were held.Many campus organizations, it is un¬derstood, are planning social affairsafter the play.Blackfriars who took part in the pro¬ductions of past years are said to beunanimous in .their praise of “WallieWatch-Out,” which they declare is oneof the most strikingly original playsin the history of the order. HamiltonColeman, the director, is especiallywell pleased with the work of thechoruses. Mystery enshrouds the disappearanceof Margaret Lawrenz, a first year stu¬dent at the University, who left herroom at 5460 University avenue Tues¬day evening and has not been seensince.Miss Lawrenz, whose home is inFlberta, Alabama, has had a goodscholastic record during her two quar¬ters in residence, but was not widelyknown. The University has taken offi¬cial action in joining the search, butis handicapped by the fact that almostno one knew the missing girl inti¬mately. Her father, Herman Law¬renz, a retired planter of Elberta, ar¬rived in the city today and conferredwith Mrs. K. K. Link, of the Boardof Deans, who is representing the ad¬ministration.Police have searched in vain sincethe girl’s disappearance was noted lastWednesday morning. Not a clue hasbeen found among her personal effects,which lay in their usual order. MissLawrenz was generally very reticentand never attempted any extra-curricu¬lar work. During the Winter she hada slight touch of influenza, but author¬ities doubt any consequent case ofmelancholia.It is believed that the girl met withan accident and was taken, unconsciousor delirious to hospital, where shecould not be identified. The proba¬bility is that she has remained in asenseless condition, and the combingof the city by police has failed tostrike the missing girl.The University has extended every(Continued on page 2) Jerk Pickles OnPhi Psis ’ Menu;Mumps Get NeffWhen The Daily Maroon discoveredthat Lee Neff, over at the Phi Psihouse, had refused all pickle ordersthey sent out a reported to pry out thefacts of the case. It was revealed thatmumps, of the swollen jowel order,had descended upon the fraternalhaven.Although Doc Reed has not placedthe padlock upon the front door ofthe Phi Psi house it looks as if hemight soon. Anxiety reigns supremeover there as all of the brother^ hourlyfeel tenderly of their jowels in fearthat the grace malady may descendupon them.So if the mumps spread all over thecampus don’t blame the Chicago ness manager.All candidates have been active inMirror work for the past year. MissHill was stage manager; Miss Grahamwas in charge of the properties; MissBurtis headed the costume commit¬tee; Miss Smith was chairman of theposter committee; Miss Rose assistedwith the costumes; Miss Low took aleading part in the First Annual Mir¬ror production; Miss Daniel waschairman of the program committee;and Wiss Walker headed the publicitycommittee.The new officers will be formally in¬stalled at a dinner for all members ofMirror, which will be given Thursdayat 6 in the sun parlor of Ida Noyeshall. Announcement of the productionstaff for next year will be made by theexecutive board at this time. Mar¬garet Nelson, who is in charge of thedinner, is in charge of ticket sales,x ney may also be obtained from CarolHess, Catherine Dupree, Mary Foster,Jeanette Baldwin, Gertrude Bromberg,or Helen Liggett, as well as at theY. W. C. A. office. Retrieve Benchof Senior ClassCOMMITTEE GIVESNOMINATIONS FORI. S. A. OFFICERSElections for next year’s officers ofthe International Students Associationwill be held Friday at 8 in the Com¬mon room of the new Theology build¬ing. The report of the nominatingcommittee is given below. Petitionsweather, or The Daily Maroon, but 1 for additional nominees may be sentlav vour troubles at the feet of the Phi I bcfofc Frida>' noon to this committee,I in care of Lois Gillanders.Those who have been nominated arePsis and their wayward brother.FLOOR WARNS CAMPUSDRIVERS TO WATCHTRAFFIC RULES«'It Won’t Be Long Now ” SaysBratfish, Senior Whisker CopBy Leo Stone“No, sir,” asserted Doc Bratfish, ashe wielded an emphatic razor abovemy lathered throat. “The Senior mus¬taches these days ain’t what they usedto be.” I gazed at him indignantly—the cirility of ’26 was being questioned—but since I was bearding the tradi¬tional arbiter in his home den, cautionwas the better part of holler. “Why,aren’t we as manly as ever?”Doc Bratfish, it must be realized, isno sentimentalist who trades on theglorious hair-cuts of the past. He wasquick to placate public opinion. “Imean,” he corrected, “that the boysare all right, but they aren’t getting asquare deal.” <“Really? Oh, no thanks, I don’twant a shampoo.”“Yeh, you see, they aren’t gettingenough time. Two weeks,” he snorted,the outraged artist, "that’s hardly enough for side-burns.”“Reully? No, thanks, I hate hairtonics.”“Sure, way back in 1910 when theystarted the custom the race ran forsix weeks. It was great—every guyon campus looked like a bum. Thenyou don’t want a massage? The orig¬inator of the Mustache race was asteady customer here. He got the ideafrom Cornell, and all his senior friendsjoined with him in putting it overhere.”I blew a soap sud reflectively in theair. “Tell me. Doc, don’t you thinkthese seniors in the contest are fat¬heads?”He thought a moment. “No.”“But, Doc,” I pursued, as I wavedaway the proferred hair singe, “don’tyou think it’s all rather dumb?”“Dumb?” echoed the dean of Bar¬bers; “Why, no, it’s a tradition!” • The driveway leading to Cobb andClassics has had to be closed to alltraffic because of the violation of cam¬pus traffic rules which have been veryfrequent lately, according to L. R.Flook, University superintendent ofbuildings and grounds. According toMr. Flook the campus driveways arereserved especially for pedestrians.Violations of campus traffic rulesare always shown by the tagging ofthe violating car. The owner of thecar will receive a letter from Mr.Flook on his first offense, while on hissecond he will be asked to visit hisoffice. Any third offender will makean explanation at the office of Presi¬dent Mason.The rules under which cars may bedriven on the campus are printed inanother part of today’s Maroon. as follows: For president, RaymondOshimo and William Pauck; for vicepresident. Mona Yolkert; for corre¬sponding secretary, Chao-Ting Chiand Antonio Rivera; for recordingsecretary, Raina Ivanhoff and AliceKinsman, and for treasurer, LeonDespres and Milquedez Ibanez.Following the elections a social hourwith special music will be held. Seniors have come into their ownagain.The traditional senior bench, thegift of the class of ’96, will oncemore be the meeting place of thefourth year students. Since lastSpring, when work on the Theol¬ogy building and chapel began, thesmall stone bench, that for thirtyyears had occupied a position of-eminence on campus, has been rele¬gated to an obscure hiding place onthe side of Cobb hall.Whether because of the incon¬venience of the out-of-th—way lo¬cation of the bench, or whether be¬cause of “out of sight, out of mind,”the former symbol of upperclassprestige was seldom if ever duringthis time visited by and senior.Even the freshman forgot to stopand look longingly at the forbiddenobject.The new location of the seniorbench, behind the left bulletin boardin front of Cobb, is a change forthe worst from the old spot on thelittle slope where the Bond chapelnow stands. However, we’re gladto get it back anyway and any¬where. FOUR PROFS. INUNIVERSITY GETSCIENCE HONORNational Academy of SciencesElects Hektoen, LillieHarkins and BlissHONOR MIDDLEAGES SCHOLARSFour Chicagoans ChosenFellows in New AcademyFour professors at the Universityhave been made fellows in the Medi¬aeval Academy of America, which en¬tered upon its active career at a con¬vention last week in Boston. The menhonored are Prof. Philip S. Allen, headof the Germanics department; Prof. C.H. Beeson, of the Latin department;Prof. John M. Manly, head of the Eng¬lish department, and Prof. James W.Thompson, of the History department.The purpose of the Academy is amore unified and active program ofresearch in all departments of medi¬aeval civilization. Prof. Manly sug¬gested the need of such unification inan address in 1920 before the ModernLanguage association. One of thecommittees formed at his recommen¬dation has now grown into the Acad¬emy.(Continued no page 4)Westminister ClubInstalls OfficersNew officers of Westminster club:President, Eugene Stailey; vice presi¬dent, Miss Fay Thorne; treasurer,Vincent Cohenour; and secretary, MissGrace Pool, will be installed at a meet¬ing today from 4:30 to 6 in the sunparlor of Ida Noyes hall. Committeeappointments for the year will be madeat this time. The rest of the programis not being made public. Honor MothersAt Tea SundayMothers of University students willbe honored at a tea to be given by theY. M. C. A. from 3 to 5 on Mothers’day, in the south lounge of the Rey¬nolds clubhouse.Mrs. Theodore Carlisle, Mrs. ArthurCompton, Mrs. Bruce Dickson, Mrs.Bertram Nels^i, Mrs. Gerald K.Smith, Mrs. Charles Street, Mrs.David Stevens, the wives of menclosely associated with or directly in¬terested in the Y. M. C. A., will pourtea and act as hostesses for the after¬noon.A chamber music quartette headedby Edward Hellebrandt, ’cellist, willplay throughout the two hour period,entertaining with quartette and soloselections.“As there is always a great numberof mothers who visit the University onthis day,” said Tom Paul, studentpresident of the association, “we arep»>_/idiug a social center where theyw.iy all gather and meet one another.” WOMEN PLAN FORTHEATRE PARTYAT TOWERIntercollegiate committee of of theY. W. C. A., following its plans forclose.r association between the womenwho transfer from other schools andthe members of the committee, willhold a theatre party tomorrow after¬noon. The women will meet at 3:30in the foyer of Ida Noyes hall andfrom there will go to the Tower the¬atre.Women who have transferred to theUniversity this quarter have been re¬quested by the. committee to attendthe party, as well as the old membersof the committee. According to Doro¬thy Mosiman, chairman of the Inter¬collegiate committee, the party is anopportunity for the new women to be¬come acquainted with women on cam¬pus and they have been especiallyurged to attend. From a five day’s meeting of theNational Academy of Sciences, onwhose proceedings the eyes of theworld have been focused, four Uni¬versity scientists have returned to thequadrangles, and one has gone to theother end of the continent to play hispart in the search for scientific truth.Dr. Ernest Hektoen, chairman of thedepartment of pathology; Dr. Frankj R. Lillie, chairman of the departmentI of zoology; Dr. William Draper Hark¬ins, adviser to the department ofchemistry, and Dr. G. A. Bliss, pro¬fessor of mathematics,—these fourmen are back on the campus from theconvention at the national capital. Dr.Albert A. Michelson, chairman of thedepartment of physics, has gone west¬ward to the Mount Wilson observatoryin California, where he will remain forthe Summer engaged in experiment¬ing on the velocity of light.Moulton Sixth Chicago MemberElection to the National Academyis the highest national honor whicha scientist can be given. Dr. ForestRay Moulton, chairman of the depart¬ment of astronomy, is the sixth Uni¬versity man holding membership. Dr.Moulton did not attend the conven¬tion.Among the speakers of the assemb¬lage was Dr. Harkins, who delivereda dissertation on the building up ofatoms. He exhibited a photograph otthe building up of a heavier atom fromlighter ones to illustrate his work.Prof. Harkins exhibited this photo¬graph for the first time at the Academymeeting. He recently made the pic¬ture in the Kent laboratories.Harkins Reveals Science SecretsMore than 60,000 photographs of thebombardment of gases by alpha par¬ticles have been taken by the chem¬istry department under Dr. Harkins'directions. The alpha particles arehelium atoms thrown off by radiumand other radio-active minerals in theirdisintegration. These alpha particles,according to Dr. Harkins’ photographs,leave trails of mist in a moist atmos¬phere, and thus they can be photo¬graphed under powerful light.Experimentation by the Universitysavant has shown that in this case thealpha particle, which has at atomicweight of 4, struck a nitrogen atomwhich has at atomic weight of 18. Thiscombination would have produced anatom of fluorine, which has an atomicweight of 18. From the crash, how¬ever, an atom of hydrogen escaped.This reduced the combination to anatomic weight of 17, or, in otherwords, turned it into an atom of oxy¬gen.What’s On TodayWestminster club, 4:30, Ida Noyeshall.History of Religions clubs, 7:30,Theology 300. Associate Prof. AlbertE. Haydon will lead the discussion.Prof. Mead SpeaksAt Vesper ServiceProf. G. H. Mead will speak on“Customs” at the first Vesper servicesof the Spring quarter, tomorrow at 4in the Y. W. C. A. room of Ida Noyeshall. “We are particularly anxious tosecure a large attendance at this meet¬ing, as it is the first one since the endof the Winter quarter,” said MaryHarvey, meetings chairman. Themeeting is open to all women of theUniversity. Radio lecture, 7:15, from Mitchell,through WLS, "Reading from Con-tempory Poets; Alfred Noyes,” will bethe subject of a talk by Assistant Prof.Davis Edwards.Blackfriars concert, 8:40, throughWMAQ.Graduate Classical club, 8, Classics20. Prof. Paul Shorey will speak on“Ancient Culture.”“The Organization and Administra¬tion of the United Charities” will bediscussed by Mr. Joel D. Hunter, at4:30, in Cobb 109, under the auspicesof the Administration of Social ServiceAgencies.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY 4, 1926Sh? Bailg iHarmrnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, daring the Autumn.Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:18.00 per year; by mail, 11.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at tho Chicago Postoffice. Chicago, Illinois, March 13,1900. under the act of Marlh 3, 1873.The OfelTy Maroon expressly reserve* all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this psperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of stndent opinion In itssubjects of student interest. Contributors must sign their full namestions. but publication will, upon request, be anonymous. columns on allto commnnica-Member of the Western Conference Pres* AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kahffman, Managing EditorThomas R. MuTroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Rromberg Women's EditorHarry L. Shlaes Sports EditorReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Women’s EditorRuth Daniels .. Assistant Women's EditorAlta Cundy .' Social Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTEthan Granquist Office DirectorLeland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerFrederick Kretschmer, Circulation ManagerGeorge Gruskin Classified ManagerJack Pincus AuditorPROPOSAL TO IMPROVE FRATERNITIESThe Coca-Ccla Company, Atlanta, Ga.Youth Will Be ServedAnd Life, Liberty andthe Pursuit of Thirstjust naturally lead toa call for Coca'Colas happy,healthy refreshment.IT HAD TO BE GOOD TO OFT whfdv iT I2 7 MILLION A us\i DISPLAY ENLARGEDKODAK PICTURES INHARPER EXHIBITION LOST STUDENT IS STILLMISSINGf I 'HE fraternity is the most intimate of college relations. Hence,it is in a position of great power, and power that classes, chapelsrevices, etc., too often lack. The fraternity can teach its membersmany things that they will fail to learn in lecture rooms. But frater¬nities seldom take full advantage of this opportunity.The fraternity is a successful instrument of self-government, anda successful foundation of friendships; but it might be even more.It might become an organized influence for culture. Programs ofstimulating discussion might be devised. There are members, prob¬ably, who would not care for such things; but most fraternities haveplenty who would. Some of the time that is now devoted to themechanics of organization—to reports of bulletin committees andarguments about rushees—might be turned over to a discussion ofbooks, or a speculation on some of the mysteries of the world, or evensimple practice in the art ci conversation. The change would bringboth profit and (to many) relief from boredom. Some members,perhaps, would still prefer the routine of chapter politics; the chap¬ter could then be divided into sections, like a convention of learnedmen. Those who preferred could distribute themselves in commit¬tees on philosophy, the various sciences, the various arts, etc., ac¬cording to their interests.Experiments have been made in this direction. Not long ago afraternity here gave a successful dramatic performance. Intelligentprograms at Monday night meetings are not uncommon. Enlarged photographs taken andprepared by Edwin Bolan are the sub¬ject of an exhibit on display on thelaw bridge and W-31 in Harper. Mr.Bolan, who resides in Hinsdale, Ill.,is director of the Fort Dearborn Cam¬era club of Chicago, one of the mostprominent amateur camera clubs inthe country.The pictures, some of which wereposed for by professional models anddancers, were snapped by an ordinaryctfmera and were enlarged by Mr. Mo-lan. The set of eleven pictures hasbeen displayed by exhibitors at salonsin Pittsburgh. Montreal, Seattle, Syd¬ney and many other large cities.Another exhibit of the week is acollection of covers of the latest fic¬tion and non-fiction books from therental library which are displayed onthe second floor of Harper. Thesebook covers, acocrding to Miss Little,who is in charge of the rental library,are interesting to study from the pointof advertisement and from the stand¬point of color and design.Everyday correctness Iwith. SEA ISLAND/No matter what or where the occasion—•port, everyday, semi - formal, or leisure-hour wear, shirts made of Sea Island Im¬ported Broadcloth are infallibly correct.This popular, quality-shirting is soft infine in wweave and sturdy in service.Ask for Sea Island at your college haberdasherSEA ISLAND MILLS, Inc.New York, N. Y.Insist uponthe Label”LEARN TO DANCE WELLTAKE A FEW LESSONS NOWTeresa Dolan Dancing School1208 East 63rd Street, near WoodlawnClasses Nightly at 8:00 and Sundays 2:00to 6:00. Charleston, Saturday. 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The Daily1 Tuesday Morning SPORTS MaroonMay 4, 1926 Track squad out tobeat Purdue.IOWA NETMEN DRIVE WAY TO WIN, 4-2Sigma Nu, Z. B. T., Dekes and Phi Kaps Win l-M Ball GamesHUDUN AND SHAPINSKY ONLY LOCALWINNERS; CAPTAIN LUTZ, HAWK STAR,SHOWS REAL CLASS IN DUAL MEETMaroons Lose Both Doubles Matches* Schaeffer, Hall DropSingles to Lutz and McClosky, LargeGallery Watches MeetSLUC-FESTS AREORDER OF DAY’SPLAY; TILTS FASTBus Stevens Hurls SigmaNu to 22-2 VictoryOver Phi DeltThe fraternity indoor ball playershit the stuffed oval far. wide and hand¬some in the official games played on jthe sand lot near the Midway yester¬day. A biting cold nipped the playersand officials but the games were spir¬ited though one-Sided.Sigma Nu in Swat-festThe Sigma Nu outfit played in thesame form which wron them the cuplast year when they defeated Phi DeltaTheta 21 to 1. In the other games theZeta Beta Tau players gained mo¬mentum as they went along, finallymustering up enough attack to hum¬ble Phi Beta Delta 9-8; Phi KappaSigma had a field day in trimming theChi Psis, 24 to 2; while the Dekesenjoyed themselves immensely whenthey sent the Kappa Sigs home witha 18 to 6 licking.Sigma Nu flashed the best brand ofball during the day. The feature ofthe game was the double play com¬bination of Von Pelt to Clark. Theseyoung men executed three of thedouble killing kind. Stevens hurledwith dextrity while Viady, pitching forthe losers, was not so baffling. Hoeyand Widman of the Sigma Nu teamwielded the stick slightly better thantheir mates and also conducted them¬selves stylishly on the field. The win¬ners took an early lead and stretchedit inning by inning.Zeta Betes Snatch WinThe Zeta Betes teased the Phi Betesby giving the latter a 7 to 0 lead inthe first four innings, but during thelast three frames they snatched a vic¬tory in an ungentlemanly manner byscoring nine runs. Rothschild, Flex-ner and I^ndwirth lead the rally bybringing in two runs apiece.Spear with a trio of runs and a per¬fect day in the field, shared honorswith Redden for the Dekes in theirhighty-flighty game. Hayes countedthrice also for the victors. The PhiKaps lost no time in getting underway against the Chi Psis and counted17 times in the first four innings. Rit-tenhouse, with four checks after hisname, was the star.Must Play l-M GolfMatches by May 21stManagers Ault and Hagey of theIntramural golf tournament for thisSpring, announce that all teams havebeen paired off for tentative games.Sixteen squads have entered the meet,which is to be a low score tourney.All matches must be played off byMay 21, according to the co-managers,or the scores will not be counted andthe participating teams will be ruledout of the meet. As yet none of thescores have been turned in.All teams are urged to make ar¬rangements with their respective op¬ponents for their matches as soon aspossible. “Speed in playing off thematches will add to the success of thetournament and to the fairness to itsparticipants,” said Manager Ault, yes¬terday afternoon, when asked aboutthe meet.PATRONIZE THEDAILY MAROON ADVERTISERS Play Off PostponedI-M Contests TodayBesides the four regular intra¬mural ball contests on the card fortoday, two more games—playoffsafter postponements on account ofrain, will be run off. These two arethe Beta Theta Pi vs. Tau DeltaPhi tilt and the Pi Lambda Phi vs.Delta Kappa Epsilon game. Therespective times and games sched¬uled for today are as follows:Phi Kappa Psi vs. Psi Upsilon,3 p. m.Phi Gamma Delts vs. Alpha Epsi¬lon Pi, 3 p. m.Beta Theta Pi vs. Tau Delta Phi.3 p. m.Kappa Nu vs. Delta Chi, 4:30p. tn.Alpha Sigma Phi vs. Alpha DeltaPhi, 4:30 p. m.Pi Lambda Phi vs. Delta KappaEpsilon, 4:30 p. m.WHAT of IT?ajyceoape mohoenste^nThe word is being passed aroundthat the Chicago track team was notbeaten Saturday by Indiana Univer¬sity, but by Mississippi Agriculturaland Mechanical College. Coach E. C.Hayes of the Hoosiers, now in his sec¬ond year at Bloomington, came orig¬inally from the Mississippi school,where his teams gave evidence of thefact that track men come bigger andbetter in Mississippi than they do inIndiana,. Until Coach Hayes came toIndiana, indeed, the Hoosiers neverhad a look-in in track. Until this Win¬ter, moreover, they never placed a manin a Conference indoor or outdoorchampionship meet in something liketen years of running. Often theirteams were so sorry that the univer¬sity authorities kept the boys homefrom the Conference meets, thus sav¬ing both money and ignominy at oneand the same time.Coach Hayes, himself a member ofthe Bloomington Rotary and conse¬quently a man of vision, saw howthings were. So he sagely broughtalong what he could of his MississippiA. & M. team with him when he camenorth. The . results are becomingmanifest now. Indiana actually placedthree men in the indoor Conferenceand now, with Mr. Stagg’s boys thevictims, won their first dual meet inmany moons.Pepper, who ran a 0:21 5-10 220 andwron a ten-second hundred Saturday,Alexander, in the mile and two mile,Caine, in the quarter and half, andPrather in the discus are all reputedto be southern boys come north forthe widely heralded advantages of aBloomington education. There maybe more Mississippians on the Indianateam, and there may be less, but nomatter how many there are, it is hardto believe they came up just becauseold Indiana has the best course in dif¬ferential calculus in this whole en-(lightened country. But again, perhapsit vyas affection for their old coach.COWHEYSMEN’S SHOP55th St. and Ellis Ave.Has aCOMPLETE LINE OF NEW SPRINGSTYLESHata - Capa - Sweaters - Silk MufflersTie* ILLINOIS NINE TOINVADE MIDWAYFOR FOURTH TILTMaroon Squad Set for WinAfter Last MinuteSet BackCoach Lungren’s powerful Illininine will invade the Midway tomor¬row to attempt to hand the Maroonstheir fourth straight Conference de¬feat. The downstaters are consideredto be one of the outstanding contend¬ers for the Big Ten title as a resultof their strong showing thus far.Last Minute SetbackThe Maroons are eager to erase thelast minute setback that the aggres¬sive Badgers handed them last Satur¬day. Chicago had a comfortable leaduntil the eighth inning when Wiscon¬sin went on a rampage and knockedGubbins from the mound. WallieMarks was called in from right field,and Tanger socked the ball into Wood-lawn Avenue for a double on the firstball pitched, scoring two runs. TheBadgers also scored three runs in theninth to cinch the game, 8 to 5.Both Get Ten HitsBoth teams got ten hits but Stollwas more effective in the pinches thanthe Maroon hurlers. McCollenn andBrignall did the best stick work forthe Maroons, while Barnum’s homerin the ninth with t\yo on featured forthe visitors. Poor base running ruinedmany chances for the Maroons toscore. Hoerger singled with none outin the eighth, but was out trying tosteal second and thus a late rally' wasnipped in the bud.The Maroons should show better infuture starts now* that their hittinghas shown decided improvement.TENNIS HEADS DROPSINGLES PLAYERS INUNPLAYED MATCHESFirst round tennis singles in the In¬tramural tournament must be playedoff by this Friday afternoon or elseboth players forfeit and will be droppedout of the meet, according to the 1926tennis manager, Gordon Ross.“If the opening round is delayed, theentire tournament becomes mixed upand the participants lose interest.”Second round matches will be begunnext week, and by that time all firstround matches must be cleared away. Handball PlayersMeet in Semi-finalsIntra-mural handball is finallybeing wound up after being leftover after the Winter quarter. Thisafternoon two teams engage in oneof two semi-finals matches. Wit-kowsky and Ehrlich will engage thePhi Kappa Sigma two-some todayfor the right to play for the campustitle.The other semi-finals match willbe played off next Thursday after¬noon. The team of Goodman andSilverman will play Hendricksonand Taylor. Some time next weekthe winners of these two matcheswill meet in the finals for the Uni¬versity championship. The meethas been carried along now for along time, but with these twomatches to be out of the way soon,it will finally come to a close.TRACKMEN DOPEDTO BEAT PURDUEOut To Win After LossTo IndianaUnsuccessful in their meet againstIndiana, the Maroon tracksters willendeaver to avenge the 77 1-3 to 57 2-3defeat handed them by the Hoosierswhen they meet the comparativelyweak Purdue outfit on Saturday atLafayette. Since the Boilermakerswere swamped by Northwestern, thedope points to a Maroon victory. Burgshould be good for ten points himselfwith victories in the high jump andpole vault. Jimmy Cusack should re¬cover from his poor showing againstthe Hoosiers and reel off some fastmile and half mile runs.Against Indiana on Saturday, theMaroons failed to cop a first in thetrack events, Pepper of Indiana cop¬ping both the 100 and 220 in fast time.The big surprise was the defeat ofCusack by two Hoosier distance men.Olwin copped the hammer throw witha heave of 123 feet. The Maroonsscored a slam in the shotput, whichwas won by Hobschied. Schabingerplaced second in the javelin with apretty hurl of 155 feet. Burg was highpoint man in the meet with 11 points,copping two firsts and a third in thehigh jump. By Tom StephensonLosing out in both doubles matchesyesterday afternoon cost the Maroonnetters their first match of the season.Iowa winning by a 4 to 2 count. Thesingle matches broke even with twoapiece each, but the team contests wentall Hawkeye.It was a little cold and a bit toowindy for good tennis, but occasionalflashes of- brilliancy characterized therather sloppy play which was as goodas could be expected in the first meetof the year.Shapinsky WinsShapinsky, thfc stellar sophomore,and Hudlin, National colored cham¬pion, were the two Chicago players toget a taste of victory in yesterday’sBig Ten opener. Hudlin won fromBob Chaffee, clever Iowa netter, bya 6-3, 6-4 score, and Shapinsky out¬classed Swartz 6-1, 6-2. Captain Wal¬lie Schaeffer was forced to a 6-1, 6-2,drubbing by the expertness of Lutz,leader of the Hawkeye quartet, and theclassiest player in yesterday’s games.McCloskey downed Hall, lank Midwaycourtman, in the only three-set con¬test of the singles pairings. Hallfought an uphill battle to confiscatethe first set by a 8 to 6 game score.McClosgy came back with a 6 to 3win, and continued to take the thirdset and match by a 6 to 4 score.Lose Doubles MatchesFeaturing the meet was the firstdoubles contest, which Iowa finally an¬nexed when Hudlin and Shapinskygave way to a 6 to 1 beating in the third set. Lutz and Swartz were atfirst lost under the powerful overhanddrives of Hudlin and the trick returnshots of Shapinsky, but they foundthemselves in time to tie up the scoreand make it a deuce set. This setended in a 8 to 6 win for the Hawk-eyes. It was Chicago who came backin the next set to make this anotherdeuce contest, the Maroons taking it7 to 5. Then the fatal last set with¬ered all hopes for a Midway victorywhen Iowa ran through a 6 to 1 winwith ease.Schaeffer and Thorpe Drain com¬posed the other doubles team. Theylost to Chaffee and McCloskey in amatch featured by many deuce games.The first set was the longest of theday, going to a 9 to 7 count in favorof Chaffee and McCloskey. TheHawkeye duo repeated in the nextframe with a 6 to 1 win, thereby cinch¬ing the match and the meet.It’s nautical—but it’s nice!ship ahoy!SISSON YACHT CLUB* • • |(where 53rd Street meets the lake)Opens May 5th at 10 P. M.Dine and dance after the theatre on the roof of the SissonNick Lucus — Adolph BolmDancersExcellent CuisineDIVERTISSEMENTSBen Turner and His Music Whatever You Do^Here’s Your Shoe!And you can do it better with the Ralph Jones Professional! It fitswith the precision of a high-priced leather shoe. But it has specialfeatures that make it athletically perfect. Moulded suction sole—realvacuum cups—extra heavy scuffer toe—narrow well-cushioned heel—non-heat insole—full double foxing reinforcement—scientific last forextra support to instep—made to keep foot from slipping forward. 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Write for information.THE SERVUS RUBBER COMPANY-ROCK ISLAND, ILLINOISPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY 4, 1926r&<> —>i thistleOUT OF A 1:30 WINDOYI’m dreaming now of travels onSome distant, stormy main;Of Picadilly circusesAnd almond trees in Spain.I dream—but I’m awakened byThe clanging of the bell,And all my dream-imps grin at me,“Lykell, lykell, lykell.”I know that some day I shall passBeyond these earthly shores.And roam until I’ve settled downIn front of Heaven’s doors.But then I fear St. Peter’s voiceAs angels toll my knell,“There’s not another place for youLykell, lykell, lykell!”—GeoG.TO apply the old saw, it is reportedthe mid-term exam grades are so lowthis quarter that even the liars arecomplaining.Well, On the Face of It—Turk:Verily, old thing, if a gazabo wearshis lady’s picture on his watch couldit be sard that he was putting a wenchin the works?—Milton S.PSALM SISTER!She tells meThat she reads theSongs of SolomonIn the BibleBecauseThey haveSecular appeal!!COLLEGIATE FABLESOnce there was a beautiful Beta whotook a girl to the Prom because he soadmired her lengthy and brilliant reci¬tations in their Poly Con class.—Mimi.WE understand that the authoritiesmight impose an entrance exam uponhigh school students who aspire toenter without a high scholarship rec¬ord. Won’t be long before registeringhere will be almost as difficult as get¬ting on the Jackson Park links.Well, So Are BicyclesDear Turk;We were motering. “Why,” heasked, as he tried to shift and steerwith his left arm, “do you girls all havesuch long finger nails?”“Oh,” says I, subtly, as in turn Ishifted and veered, “because hat pinsare no longer fashionable 1”—K from Kentucky.COMPLAINTA left-handed fellow named Hupp,Went into a cafe to sup,When they served him his meal,He raised a big squeal,For they brought him a right-handedcup!—Ken.Blessed Are the Pure of HeartDear Turk:I see in Teddy 'Linn’s column thathe gives the Herald-Examiner publicthe low-down on Cicero. And I alwaysthought he was such a nice man. Isit too late to drop a course?—Stevie’s Girl.NOW Lee Neff has got the mumps.If Doc Reed hears of this, the Phi Psiswill have to convert that house intoa correspondence school.Fred Handschy, however, hasemerged from his sojourn with themeasles. 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