Hear forty com-pm mole chorist¬er* at Mendelhall tonight. QHie Bail? jHaroonVol. 26 No.MO UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, APRIL 30, 1926 F oal Interschol-ostic committeeshov e beenby «Price Five CentsGLEE CLUB ON BOARDS TONIGHT68 FROSH FILL COMMITTEE BERTHSASSISTANTS TOMEET CHAIRMENARE APPOINTEDSeven Interscholastic TrackHeads Name Workers;Others LaterCommittee chairmen of the World’s(ireatest Interscholastic to he heldJune 4-5 in Soldiers’ Field, Grant Parkstadium, owing to the reconstructionof Stagg Field, have announced theircommittee selections.The freshmen appointed are as fol¬lows: Campus Rushing; William Hcit-nun, chairman. Boh Spence, Dicl^Williams. W’illiam Poole. MundyPeale, Minot Stickney, Proudfoot,Marvin Libby, Rudolph Coles. George1C “cd and Charles Fox.Name Housing CommitteeHousing committee: John Gerhart,chairman; John McEwen, H. Hall, R.Kline, Bob McKinlay, C. Roiten. R.Strong. Perry Thomas, Saul Weislow,Ken Small, Fred Robey and RudyLyers.Reception committee: Arnold John¬son, chairman; Fred Widmann, HarryAult, Charles Cutter, Harry Schern-bel. Harry Hagey, William Otis, LynnJones and Russel Whitney.Program CommitteeProgram committee: Charles Harris,chairman; Robert Harman, RobertFisher, William Bohan, George Glynn,R. Tate, John Rackow, Charles War¬ner, and George Morgenstern.Invitation committee: Thomas Arm¬strong, chairman; John Anderson,Robert Spence, Joseph McCarthy,Fred Robie, Mundy Peale, Fred Wid-inan, Charles Warner, Rudolph Coles,Jack Stauffer, 5>on McGinnijs, andRobert Gwinn. (Continued on p. 2). Senior WhiskersGrow UncheckedAs Race BeginsThere were no wild cheers from thegrandstands, no encouraging strainsfrom the band to lighten the hearts ofthe martyrs who started off last nightin a grueling contest for the honor oftheir class. A cold, desperate silencereigned as the scores of entries in theannual Senior mustache race foundthemselves in the smoke of the pistolshot fired by Doc Bratfish at the Se¬nior class dinner to start off the an¬nual Mustache race.Reports from the official contestheadquarters created wild furor in theranks of Lee Neff and Earle Englishcontingents when it was announcedthat they have been given a three dayhandicap. When interviewed by aMaroon reporter Mr. English mutter¬ed quetl^, “I have no statement tomake for the press." Mr. Neff wasready enough with his statements, butunfortunately, they too, are not forthe press.MARKS SPEAKSTO BOYS’ CLUBTwo Hundred Fifty YouthsHear ’26 Grid CaptainHOW DO YOU READLAUNDRY CHECKS?How long would it take to reada laundty check? Professor WalterMiles of Leland Stanford Univer¬sity has ascertained by a series ofcomprehensive tests that Chinesecan be read more rapidly thanEnglish. The solution of this phe¬nomenon, he claims, is that Chin¬ese writing is /cad vertically. Read¬ing in this manner produces lessnervous strain on the eyes. A hor¬izontal reading, such as is employedwith every language other thanChinese, is harder on the eyes, andthus can not be done as quickly.However, the experiment doesnot hold for any body who doesnot intimately know Chinese. Theprofessor forgot to state that for asatisfactory trial of his experiment,one must have an intimate knowl¬edge of t!:e Oriental language. Two hundred and fifty members ofthe “Boy’s Club" listened to WallyMarks, captain of the 1926 footballteam, speak on “Sportsmanship andthe benefits of a college education"last night.Marks was requested to speak be¬fore the high school youths by JosephCook, head of the Boy’s club, who“wished to bring home a messageto he hoys which he believed Wallycould put across." The occasion wasa Father and Son banquet.This is the fifth time the Maroonfootball captain has been asked toappear before juvenile audiences. Inthe past he has appeared before sev¬eral Chicago Hi-V clubs. ELECT MIRROROFFICERS FORCOMING YEAROpen Polls for Voting from11 to 4 Tuesday in IdaNoyes HallElection of the executive board ofMirror will be held Tuesday from 11to 4 at polls in the foyer of Ida Noyeshall. All members of the organizationare eligible to vote at this time.List CandidatesCandidates for the offices, nominatedby the present executive board, are asfollows: president, Eunice Hill andBetty Graham; general manager,Ruth Burtis and Victoria Smith; sec¬retary. Dorothy Low and CatherineRose; business manager, Ruth Danieland Miriam Walker.Plan Installation DinnerFormal installation of the new of¬ficers will take place at a dinner onThursday at 6 in the sun parlor ofIda Noyes hall. I'he executive hoardHPf* then announce the productionstaff for next year. Members of Mir¬ror may secure tickets, selling at onedollar, from Margaret Nelson, who isin charge of the dinner, or from CarolHess, Catherine DuPree, Mary Foster.Jeanette Baldwin, Gertrude Bromberg,or Helen Liggett, as well as at theV. W. C. A. office.ARDEN WILL WIELDGAVEL OF ORATORS’CLUB DURING 1927Hal Arden won the presidency ofthe Speakers’ club for the year of 1^27at the annual election held Tuesdayevening in Room A of the Reynoldsclub. The vice-presidency went to'Leonard Stearns, while Giles Penstcnewill serve as secretary-treasurer ofthe organization.Benjamin Wasjier, retiring presidentopened the meeting with an addresson the policies of the club in the pastand an outline for future work. Re¬freshments closed the meeting. At Home In AnyMirror but Waryof Mustache CupWinning by a hair’s breadth will hethe record of Fred Handschy, editorof the Phoenix, author of the Bimbles,addict to several habits and an incom¬plete if “Doc" Bratfish does not de¬clare him ineligible in the develop¬ment campaign for senior mustachesthis month.In his temporary confinement withGerman measles Fred is using anAmerican mirror, a French pomade,and a Russian curry-comb on his up¬per lip in an effort to cultivate hisretucent growth of what-have-you. An¬ticipating the pride of an Australianbushman he has had a mustache cupwith his initials in gold, purchased forhis use during the two weeks of com¬petition. At present his mustache fitsvery well although he wields the cupawkwardly. Friar PrecedentBroken; ProcureH'aresfoot CoachDirect from his triumph as directorof dancing for the annual productionsof the Haresfoot Club at Wisconsinand the men’s dramatic organization atIllinois, Archie Scott has come to theUniversity to stage dancing specialtiesfor the Blackfriar show, “WallieWatch Out,” to be presented in Man-del hall May 14, 15, 21, and 22.For the first time in the twenty-oneyears of Friars history a special danc¬ing coach has been added to the di¬recting staff. Such a step puts Black-friars on a par with such organiza¬tions as the Michigan Mimes, Prince¬ton Triangle and others. The engage¬ment of Mr. Scott, says Mr. Cole¬man, satisfies the long felt need fora coach who can bring something newin dancing to Blackfriars.Mr. Scott, who is connected withSchoolevs, Inc., is considered the mostcapable instructor in Chicago in hisfield. Both in the Wisconsin and Il¬linois shows, he was in full charge ofthe staging of all dances. For a num¬ber of years be has taken an activepart in the production of college showsalthough a professional instructor. *Mr. Scott is now busy with the pro¬duction of the Daguerreotype ensem¬ble, and with the dancing for the en¬trance of Clyde Keutzer, who willplay the part of Louise.Exceptional success for the annualshow was predicted yesterday byUharlgs Covdai*. ,managjcr of ticketsales, when fraternities and clubs sub¬scribed for large numbers of blocksof seats. The general ticket sales be¬gin Monday."The addition of Archie Scott to the 1coaching staff of Blackfriars probably jset a precedent for future shows."said Stanley Young, chorus managerof Blackfriars, last night. FORTY MEN IN SUMMERFORMAL SING PROGRAM;BROADCAST IN MANDELVarious Types of MusicPlanned ForProgramThe annual spring concert of theGlee Club, followed ’by a dance inthe Reynolds club, will be given to¬night in Mandel hall. The programconsists of many different types ofmusic and includes two new and an¬onymous songs which *, are expectedto be the feature of the evening. Bothof them are school songs, having beenwritten by men at the University.The Glee Club will sing four groupsof songs and the rest of the programwill be devoted to specialties, such asthe singing of the University Quar¬tette and the solo work of GilbertSmall and Alan Irwin, president ofthe club.The concert will commence at 8:00and will be followed by the dance,which starts at 10:00.“PREP’’ SENIORSASSEMBLE HEREHi-Y Members Guests ofUniversity Wednesday“TIMES” CONDUCTSCOLLEGE CONTESTON CURRENT ITEMSU. S. Is in Midst of IndustrialRevolution Says New Clark BookWe are living in the midst of arevolution which is transforming thecharacter of business, the economiclife and relations of every citizen, andthe powers and responsibilities of thecommunity toward business and ofbusiness toward the community.Changes are taking place so rapidlythat the revolution will assume to ourgrand children the proportions inwhich we now view the IndustrialRevolution from a hundred years’ dis¬tance.This is the opinion of John M. Clark, professor of political economyat the University in a forthcomingbook, “Social Control of Business” tobe published by the University Press.Pointing out that private business isno longer private, as the phrase wasused a hundred years ago, Prof. Clarkasserts:“It is sufficiently clear that industryis essentially a matter of public con¬cern, and that the stake that the pub¬lic has in the process is not adequatelyprotected by the safeguards which in¬dividualism affords. What’s On TodayAnnual Spring Concert of the Gleeclub at 8. in Mandel hall, followed bydancing in the south lounge of theReynolds club from 10 until midnight.Tickets seventy-five joents and onedollar at the box office.Radio lecture at 9 from MitchellTower through station WMAQ. “TheAnnual Health Audit,” will be dis¬cussed by Dr. Herman N. Bundeser.city health commissioner. I ndergraduates in the Universityare invited to enter an intercollegiatecurrent events contest, sponsored bythe New York Times, which wi]l beheld Saturday, in Harper M-ll at 1.In addition to receiving $250 and agold medal the winner of the contestwill compete with winners from otheruniversities for a prize of $500. Un¬dergraduates who are interested mayhand in their names to Box 211, Fac¬ulty Exchange.Eleven universities, the Universityof Chicago and the University ofMichigan in the west, and Columbia.Cornell, Harvard, Yale, Princton,West Point, Annapolis, the Univer¬sity of Virginia, and the Universityof Pennsylvania in the east have beenasked to enter this contest. Hi-Y clubs in all the high schoolsin the city have been invited to sendsenior members of their organizationsto the University, Wednesday, March5. The Y\ M. C. A. has extended theinvitation to twenty-four Hi-Y clubsand expects to receive two hundredstudents.These guests of the Y\ M. C. A. willmeet at 4 and members of the cabinetwill act as guides on a tour over thecampus to show them the buildingsand equipment of the University. Sev¬eral fraternities have offered to enter¬tain the men at dinner and give thema glimpse of the social life at tin: Uni¬versity.At 7:30 they will reconvene in thetheatre of the Reynolds club for theevening’s entertainment.MARY S. ROXBURGH,FRESHMAN, DIES OFACUTE BRAIN FEVERMary S. Roxburgh, a freshman inthe college of Arts, Literature andScience, and a member of Chi RhoSigma, died of cerebral menengitisWednesday night after a brief illness.Miss Roxburgh was a brilliant stu¬dent having made two A’s and one Bin the work she took during her twoquarters here. She was also a verytalented musician, playing the pianoin the Mirror orchestra. Feature New ChicagoSong in AnnualConcertForty campus men in whiteflannels and blue coats will singa new Chicago song at the an¬nual spring Glee Club musicalein Mandel hall tonight at 8. Al¬though the author of the songis known to be a member of theUniversity faculty his identity hasbeen kept a secret.In box B on the right side of thehall three representative Universitygures will appear as guest of honor.They are President and Mrs. MaxMason, and Frank Hurlburt O’Hara,head of student activities. They wereinvited by Alan Irwin, president ofthe Glee Club.Broadcast Entire ProgramThrough a micro-phone adjustedabove Mandel stage the entire pro¬gram will lie broadcast from stationWMAQ. Arrangements were made byJohn Van Zant. radio director of theUniversity, who was responsible forthe broadcasting of the Senior vodvillast night.A dancp (i|i Reynolds club with"Bill Hahn’s college crew” immediate¬ly following the recital has given thisyear's event an added touch of at¬tractiveness. The cost of putting onthe dance will be taken from the tic¬kets sales receipts.Women Are UshersTwelve prominent campus womenwill act as ushers tonight. They wereselected by Miss Carolyn Pratt, se¬nior in the University and memberof the Esoteric club. She will actas head usher.“The Glee club has endeavored tomake the spring recital a real cam¬pus affair," said Alan Irwin last night."We believe that the interest shown intonight’s musicale will be an indica¬tion of campus interest in vocal musicand in the Glee club. The interestwith which Frederick Stock’s recentrecitals were accepted leads us to be¬lieve that Mandel ball will be filledtonight."Tickets On SaleTickets will be on sale at the boxoffice in the corridor of Mandel hall.Admission for the concert and thedance inclusive are 75c and $1.MISS LYDIA ROBERTSTALKS ON NUTRITIONAT IOWA CONVENTIONHigh School Students Meet HereTake Scholarship ExaminationsThe Rev. Cornelius Woelfkin of thePark Avenue Baptist Church, NewYork City, will preach at the Univer¬sity Religious Service on Sunday at 11in Mandel hall.Special examination for exemptionfrom English 103 tomorrow at 9 inCobb 110. Applications should bemade in advance in Cobb 106. Thirty-eighth Educational Confer¬ence of the academies and high schoolsin co-operation with the Universitywill he held here on Friday and Satur¬day, May 7 and 8. On Friday, schol¬arship examinations for students insecondary schools will be held in Cobh1100 and in the gymnasium of Idaftfoyes hall. Five hundred high schoolstudents have registered to take theseexaminations. On the Saturday theMidwest Conference on Supesvisionwill take place.1 Federation sponsors and membersof Iron Mask according to custom,will take charge of directing the stu¬dents. In the morning, women willbe stationed at Cobh and at Ida Noyeshall to supply any desired informa¬tion. At 12:30 they will escort thestudents to Bartlett gymnasium whereluncheon will be served by the Uni¬versity to the students. In the after¬noon, tours will be conducted aroundthe campus under the direction of thesponsors and Iron Mask members. “Points to Emphasize in 7'eachingNutrition" will be discussed by MissLydia Roberts, assistant Prof, in theDepartment of Home Economics, ata conference of the nutrition special¬ists of the central states now in ses¬sion at the Iowa State College. Nutri¬tion specialists in extensive servicewill hold a general round table di:'cussion on nutrition.A new department circular givingall the facts concerning the Depart¬ment of Home Economics and House¬hold Administration has been publish¬ed. This is the first time that thedepartment has had a separate circularand. according to Miss KatherineBlunt, head of the department, it con¬tains valuable points concerning theprofessional opportunities in HomeEconomies. The circular also con¬tains announcements and a time sched¬ule.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 30, 1926@1}? Sa% iUarmntFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL 8TUDBNT NEWSPAPER OP THE UNIVERSITY OP CHICAQOPublished mornings, except 8aturdiv, Snndsy sad Monday, daring the Aatamn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Dffly Maroon Company. Subscription rates:•8.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each. Interscholastic Committees(Continued from page 1)Publicity committee: Fred von Am¬mon, chairman; Stewart McMullen,Harold Koerber, Earl Harris, FredMudge, William Muldoon, PhilpsPratt, Leonard Bridges, Carl Lippe, Charles Campbell, and Foster Turner.Press committee: George Koehn,chairman; Barratt O’Hara, MiltonMayer, Gordon Langler, Stewart Brad¬ley, Victor Roterus, Bent Patterson,John Jackson, and George Morgen-stern. The contact Rushini commit-Enrered na second-class msll at the Chicago Postoffice. Cblcsgo, Illinois, March IS,U*0d. under the act of MarA 3. 1878.The UhlTy Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing In this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; BusinessFairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 Rings Office,The Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion In its columns on nilsubjects of student Interest Contributors must sign their full names to communica-will, udons, but publication upon request, be anonymous.Member of tbs Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. MuTroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women’s EditorHarry L. Shlaes Sports EditorReese Trice News EditorWalter Williamson News EditorLeo Stone .* Whistle EditorMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Women’s EditorRuth Daniels .. Assistant Women's EditorAlta Cundy Social Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTEthan Granquist Office DirectorIceland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreiues Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerFrederick Kretschmer, Circulation ManagerGeorge Gruskin Classified ManageiJack Pincus AuditorDECADENCE<< IAKE,” we said, "write us an editorial.” But Jake said he wasbusy. As a matter of fact, he wasn’t; we could tell that. Hewas just lazy. We turned to other members of the staff."Jerry,” we said, ‘‘how about an editorial?" Jerry had an ap¬pointment with his dean—another alibi that we have heard before."Sam," we said, "you haven’t written us an editorial for quitea while.” Sam would be glad to write one tomorrow, he said; buthe was stdying for a quiz today. We looked over his shoulder; hewas reading The American Mercury.We asked others. We made the rounds of the staff, bent onfinding one man at least with some energy about him. We foundplenty of excuses,but no one to write an editorial. One man evenasked (without taking his feet off the table) why we didn’t write oneourselves.It is closing time, and no editorial written.Yet that is not the worst of it. The worst lies in the future. Thissame staff, this crew of idlers, will managge The Daily Maroon nextyear. From among these good-for-nothings, too lazy even to writeeditorials, we must elect our successor. The University PipeThe Only University PipeSweet Smelling—Cool Smoking—Light^Weight—Graceful In Appearance26 Different StylesTHE RUFFIAN, $5.00THE BRUYERE, $3.50Obtainable only at901 E. 63rd St., c|o McLeans Drug Store, Fairfax 5128366 E. 47th St.Atlantic 24111201 Wilson Ave.Ardmore 2066400 W. North Ave.Lincoln 0481 4956 Sheridan Rd.Edgewater 0093241 S. Wells St.Wabash 06163227 Lincoln Ave.Bittersweet 1101 4800 BroadwaySunnyside 15931201 N. Clark St.Delaware 06211448 S. Racine Ave.2259 W. Madison St.M. B. SIEGEL, INC.OFFICE: 374 West Jackson Blvd.374 W. 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The DailyFriday Morning SPORTS MaroonApril 30, 1926 Track and ballsquads in competitionthis Saturday.NORGRENUES HOME: STAGGMEN AWAY' •» V BADGER NINE TOGIVE NORGRENUESTOUGH STRUGGLELocals Play For InitialWin In OpeningHome GameBy Irving GoodmanProbable Lineup:Chicago WisconsinAnderson, 2nd b Tangen, 3rd bMacklind. 1st b Decker, ssMcConnell, ss Larson, cfWebster, c F.llerman, 2bMa-Ls, p Burbage rfBrignall, 3rd b Donagon, IfHoerger, cf Barnum, cGubbins, rf Murphy, lbMcDonough, If Stoll, pWisconsin, coached by the famousRay Schalk and Toni Lohman, willattempt to do what the football teamdid to the Maroons last fall, when theycross bats with the Maroons tomorrqwon Greenwood Field. This being thefirst home game for the Maroons, whoare a better team than they haveshown themselves to be thus far. theBadgers will have plenty of trouble.Baseball at Madison is undergoing atransformation and the visitors areanxious to notch up their secondwin.Maroons At High PitchAs for the Maroons, buoyed up withconfidence as a result of their victoryover DePaul, feel ripe for their firstConference win. It is certain thatthey will not face a better pitcherthan Herb Maas, the former LaneTech ace, who hurled for DePaul.Stoll, who will ascend the mound forthe visitors is a good pitcher, althoughsocked for ten hits by Northwestern.The Badgers are not a heavy hittingoutfit, beating the Purple on five hits.They are well versed in major leagutstrategy of making every hit count.Marks To HurlCoach Norgren will send his starright hander, Marks, to the rubber. IfWallie is right and the weather is“basebally" instead of football weatherashas been the case thus far, theMaroons are favored to win. The lo¬cals are beginniag to hit the pill hardand often. s« that hfenctforth the pitch¬ers will be given more offensive sup¬port. Wtbster, Macklind, and Brig¬nall. the “big guns’’ of the Maroonattack, havt regained the batting eyeswhich made them among the mostfeared batters in the Big l en lastyear.A large crowd is expected to packthe wooden stands across the Midwayto watch tht opening of the Big Tenrace in these parts. Polomen DesertWooden PoniesFor Read OnesPoints Offered ForW. A. A. Spring Hikes* W. A. A. spring hikes will beginthis Saturday with a five mile hiketo the South Shoredfountry Club. '1 liehike will start from Ida Noyes hallat 9 and from there will go to the•South Shore Country Club and hackto the University by 11.All women who are earning W. A.A. points are urged to attend as thisis an excellent opportunity to acquirepoints. Ten points will be given forthis hike.J CHICAGO ETHICAL SOCIETYA non-seetarian religious society to fosterthe knowledge, tove and practice of the right.THE STUDEBAKER THEATER4T8 8. Michigan Ave.Sunday. May 2nd, at 11 a. m.SERVICE IN CELEBRATION OFTHE FIFTIETH ANNIVERSARYOF THE ETHICAL MOVE¬MENTSpeakers—Mr. Harry Snell, M. P.,* London\“Our Inspirations”“Our Shark in the Religion of the^NFuture.”AB Mat* free. Visitor* cordially welcome. When spring decides to stay, whenthe fields dry up. when the air is yet'brisk but not warm—polo men are intheir favorite environment. Greenwoodfield is at last in condition to be used'by the riders without worry of doinga Prince of Wales every odd second.The ponies are ageare to chase theminyte sphere once more, LieutenantGildart’s men have abandoned thewooden horse drill for the thrills ofonce more riding true horse tlesh.Captain McDonald Has Fine SquadCaptain McDonald has an excep¬tionally good team this year, havingtaken pains to drill his men in the es¬sentials of polo horsemanship duringthe wintry days of the past quarter.He was a consistent mallet swinger ilast spring and has the experience jneeded in a leader. George Crysler,E. E. Wilson and Finlay are some ofthe outstanding men who are ready tooil up their hoots in preparation forthe strenuous practice in store.- All ofthese men are veterans front last year’sclub and have developed into ardent |backers of the pony game.Wulfekuchler Leads the FieldWulfekuchler, direct from the bar¬ren wastes of Arizona, and an old tim¬er at the mallet ball game with theUniversity of Arizona team, has lefthis former camping grounds to jointhe local men. He is considered oneof the most accurate and swiftest rid¬ers doing duty no the Midway fieldsajid is the hope of all campus polofans. Hailing from a state wherehorses are as common as flivvers onUniversity Avenue, his keen knowl¬edge of horsemanship is being used toadvantage.Among the newer candidates whoare showing up well in premature prac¬tice, Bench. Schwede. Partridge,Smith and Maddock tower above therest. All men have been drilled onthe wooden horse, have been instruct¬ed as to the rules of the game in Lex¬ington Hall and are ready to continuetheir practice on Greenwood Field fora period of a fortnight or so. Eveningpractice has taken place at the 124thField Artillery Armory at Wentworthand 24th. Consistent practice is al¬ready showing tip in all the polo menand the M. S. department can plan asuccessful season without fear. I-M Pairings IncludeHandball and TennisA heavy schedule is billed torIntramural activities over the week¬end. Starts for the championshiprounds in the tennis doubles andplay ground ball games will besingles and four inter-fraternityheld. The handball entries wereso numerous last quarter that thegames had to be run over into thisquarter and on Saturday at 10:30.Alpha Delta Phi will plav Phi Kap¬pa Sigma in the semi-finals. Thetennis matches will start on Mon¬day and the play is expected to beover by next Friday.The Playground ball schedulefor today is as follows:Tail Kappa Epsilon vs. Psi U,Field 1, 3:00.A. T. O. vs. Alpha Epsilon Pi,Field 2.#3:00.Beta's vs. Delta Chi, Field 2,4:30.I’i Lambda Phi vs. Alpha Delts,Field 2. 4:30.GOLF TEAM MEETSIOWA NEXT WEEKWith the opening match with theUniversity of Iowa golf team to beheld fui May 7, there is some doubtas to whether Captain Hisert, BigTen individual champion, will be ableto participate due to eligibility bar¬riers.Captain Hisert, golf player, is atpresent taking a correspondencecourse in order to clear the cloud hov¬ering over his studential standing. Theresult of a special test which he is totake will be announced next week.Hisert's absence would cripple theMaroon team’s chances considerablyas he would be almost certain to wina number of points.If Hisert is able to assume bis posi¬tion the team will probably be com¬posed of Patterson. Dorsey Bartlettand him. All these men had someexperience last year. They have beendrinlling for long housr on the courseat the Olympia Fields Country Clubcourse, and have txhibited mid-seasonform. Elimination play is to be heldnext week.C O WH E YSMEN’S SHOP•S5th St. and Ellis Ave.Has aCOMPLETE LINE OF NEW SPRINGSTYLESHats - Caps - Sweaters - Silk MufflersTies PD KAPPA SIGMASHOWS CLASS INSIG CD CONTEST Illini StudentsHold A CircusOf Their OwnPhi Delta Theta DefeatsPhi Gam, 6-3; LeadsThroughoutSpring fever yesterday gripped theintra-mural ball players and of thefive contests scheduled for the after¬noon. only two were played. Therewere three forfeits. Phi Psi forfeitedto Zeta Beta Tau and the later twotilts were also disappointments. TauDelta Phi forfeited to Kappa Nu andAlpha Sigma Phi forfeited to theDekes.Sig Chi Defence WeakIn the two games played. Phi DeltaTheta defeated Phi Gamma Delta andPhi Kappa Sigma ran way with SigmaChi. 11 to 1. Hruda pitched for thewinners in the latter contest and heldthe losers down to a few scattered hitsfor the entire route. Sig Chi’s defencewas extremely weak, many errors be¬ing made by the losing squad.Householder, Sigma Chi, pulled offa sneaker in the sixth frame when hemade a double play off second base byhis lonesome, catching a batted balland stepping on the base before therunner could get back. Ed. Scottpitched well but his weak supportlost the game for him. Collins wasstrongest at bat for the losers.Gray of Phi Kappa Sigma, hit whenthe bingles were needed, knocking outthree singles in four times up. In thefinal inning, with two outs, Wallacesurprised 'the Sig Chis, who wereplaying close in, and knocked the ballover the outfielder/ heads for a homerun.The Phi Delts put their game onice right at the start and kept theirlead to the end to win, 6-3. Craskeagain pitched a good game for thewinners while Johnny Bartlett hurledfor the losers.Making Progress In SchoolCalls for a sturdy well nourished body. Students need thefull advantage of a quart a day of Borden’s Selected Milk.It is the most in pure food for the least money.BORDEN’SFarm Products Co. of Ill. Franklin 3110How DidYour GartersLookThis Morning?aKOKOKFROSTCOMPANYHAMM No MoreSkidding Garters!AGRIPPA - WEB makes garters act in anentirely new way—and only in Bostons canthis web be had. Even when worn very looseit will not slip. It cannot curl and yet it isremarkably soft and light. Here in fact is apractical, comfortable, ventilated'web garter.In many pleasing colors, 50c the pair, f ""MOSEjR—\the Business College with aUniversity Atmo'^hereBeginning on the first ofApril , July, October, and Jan¬uary, we conduct a Special,course in stenography, whichcomplete, intensive three-months course in stenographywhich is open toCOLLEGEGRADUATES ANDUNDERGRADUATESONLYEnrollments for this coursemust be made before the open¬ing day—preferably some timein advance, to be sure of aplace in the class.Stenography opens the wayto independence, and is a verygreat help in any position inlife. The ability to take short¬hand notes of lectures ser¬mons, conversations, and inmany other situations is agreat asset.Bulletin on RequestNo Solicitors EmployedPaul Moser, J. D., Ph. B.,President.116 S. Michigan Ave.12th Floor Phone Randolph 4347Only High School Graduatesare ever enrolled at MOSERGirls, only, in the day school(3377)' In conjunction with the State In¬terscholastic track meet the Universityof Illinois students will stage a circusprogram to maintain interest. In\-cluded in this are trapeze stunts, lad¬der balancing stunts, juggling, con-tortioning, tumbling and a number ofother usual circus events.Student organizations will also en¬tertain with burlesques on student life.Clowns will vie to draw laughs, andthe program will be brought to a closewith a display of fireworks. Morethan 100 students, members of theregular gymnasium classes in physicaleducation have been working in prepa¬ration for this all winter..This has been an annual feature atIllinois and has proved an excellentmeans of spiriting an otherwise drabtrack meet. Although the stunts re¬quire skill and daring not an singleaccident has occured in former yearsto mar the performances. LARGE SQUAD GOESTO BLOOMINGTONFOR DUAL MEETTwenty-eight Men MakeTrip; Leave ThisEveningCoach Stagg and his track teamwill leave for Bloomington at 9:15,Central Standard time. The Old Manrequests that every man be on handby 9:50, Chicago Time, at the WestEnglewood Street Station located at63rd and Wallace Streets. This willgive ample time to make Pullmanarrangements.The men who will make the tripare Capt. Cusack, Armstrong, Kern-wein, Mickclberry, McKinney, Wed¬dell. L. E. Smith. Boynton, Hegovich,Kelso, Dugan, Dystrup, Hitz, Morri¬son, Burg, Cody, Brill, Webster, Kaus,Hobscheid, Fouch, Henderson, Ohvin,Rouse, Wolf, Salamowitz. Sqhabinger,Cochran ”«tfuniniuiiiniuiiiMiiiiiiiuiiinimnTiniiuiiniiuninin.1MARSHALL HELD 6 COMPANYB cthe STORE >-MEN bNew, for Golfers andCollege Men—SharkskinOxfords9Tough and Non-Scujfable, Distinctireand Good-Looking,Practically WaterproofFOR a long time sharkskin resisted allefforts to adapt it to volume use in themaking of shoes. But the tanners have founda way to strip off the outer armor-plate andutilize the long-fibered pliable hide under¬neath.It’s a rich-looking leather in light tan,with a natural permanent grain unlike thatof any other leather known.Because of its unusual toughness, its plia¬bility and water-repelling character, it ispeculiarly well fitted for use in golf shoesand in street shoes that come in for extrahard wear. The golf shoes have rubber soles.Golf Shoes and Street Shoes, f12.50SECOND FLOORIHNNMttNIttUttuiA JICLPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 30. 1926^ AVhisrteTHE Fraternity Set yielded the fol¬lowing: had given him a shampoo and anolive oil rub, and his bill was $4659.43!—GeoGTHE ASTERISKA writer owned an AsteriskAnd kept it in his den,Wherte he wrote tales (which hadlarge sales)Of frail and erring men;And always, when he reached the pointWhere carping censors lurk.He called upon the AsteriskTo do his dirty work.At first the gentle AsteriskWould blush a rosy red,But, soaked in sin, it soon rushed inWhere angels fear to tread; ... .And reveled in the sort of scenesThat run along like this:“Nothming matters . . . but our love . .Her soul was in that kiss * * * * *—The Fraternity Set SOME of Johnson’s verse logic:If the man who turnip criesCry not when his father dies,Tis a proof that he had ratherHave a turnip than a father.Variety, Your Aim Is Women!Well, it’s all over between MaryEllen and me. Last night in all sin¬cerity I confided to her that she wasthe inspiration for all my compositions.“And what do you write,” she cooed.“Oh,” says I, “Jokes for the Whis¬tle.” Now who will I take to see theSenior mustache race? sociated Press. Great work but thereis one man and one woman whomwe would rather they leave unin¬formed!“A story from the University ofChicago can reach over sixty millionpeople"—Mr. E. T. Cutter of the As- His Words Meant VolumesDear Turk:Who says chivalry is extinct; Goton the “L” the other day hugging thecollected works of Shakespeare, Car¬lyle’s "French Revolution/’ and afew books to read. 1 stood for awhile shifting my load, and waitinghopefully for assistance. At last myefforts drew attention. The man infront of me leaned forward and whis*pered confidentially, “Lady, can 1hold your books for you?”—MimiMEDITATION AFTER A DATE(With a Grimace toward AdelaideCrapsey)FIVE men of the Y. M. C. A. inorder to analyze the character of Je¬sus are going to practise the charactertraits of honesty, fearlessness, mod¬esty, humility, and courtesy. What amiserable life they will lead in theirfraternitv houses! !That Must-Ache!Turk:The present Senior mustache raceputs me very much in mind of atouching incident in last year's com¬petition. One of the contestants hadworked long and patiently to culti¬vate a flowing “awning over the en¬trance to his dining room." With allthis pride in his mustachio he droppedinto Doc Bratfish’s one day to get ahaircut. Of course, it was just hisluck—he feel asleep in the chair with¬out giving any instructions to the bar¬ber, and when he woke up, what doyou think had happened? The barber PLAYTENNISand select your racket andsupplies from the largestand most complete stockat our store.Rackets $1.00 to $15.00PLAY GOLF TOO!Beginners* Complete Set $9.65We have everything you need for both TENNIS and GOLFWoodworth’s Book Store1311 E. 57th St. Phone Hyde Park 1690J\ fieW djutfleasur-Arble addition toChicago /elect latehour attraction inthe spirit of thesnuk.rt supper club.cxrtcZ d<3n,csrt<S to themart encndn&ffig•frptcsSc — 9ike itfi&tiaf tunetsooihinsf SynCojo<sl£ion*.p*rf*c* rkytn?n, of10after Zt>**>So fdetvGoldeft Lily'Jbu&i> Jicte>!r%ert Stfcefe "309 e. Scir/teTd&£ ike*>CW These beThree fetal things ... red ties . . .Superlative conceit... and worst of allA line that someone else has usedBefore.—Margie DELTHO PLEDGESDeltho announces the pledging ofMary Peyton Dudley of Fleming-cKnro Yunhirl'v UUKN TO DANCE WELLTAKE A FEW LESSONS NOWTeresa Dolan Danrif Ssbool12M Bui IM Stmt, mu WiiSi—Ohm Nightly at • sad Baa day S:SSu S:M. CkulNtM, Satardag. PrivatelaNH a nr tine. Say atTHE Interscholastic Track commit¬tee has already issued invitations to6000 prep schools At first one wouldalmost suspect that it is a fraternitysmoker!—TERRIBLE TURK^Unitarian (ttljurtfj57fh and Woodlawn AvenueVON OGDIN VOGT. MmietorSunday, May 2II A. M. Holy Days andHolidays6 P. M. Channing Club.FRESHMEN!DO YOU?CHARLESTONTHE FINESTCHARLESTONEXPERTS IN THE COUNTRYOrchestra NightlyNATIONAL DANCING ACADEMYAuditorium Bldg—431 So. Wahaah11 a. m. to II p. m. daily—Bring the GangSooner or later you are bound to be-come acquainted with that distinctiveenjoyment known to millions who pre¬fer Lucky Strikes* You’ll learn how 45 «minutes of toasting develops the hiddenflavors of the world’s finest tobaccos.becauseite toastedtbatfc whyTLuckies" taste so good