'V.* j «* ! *ii *> <-* I*i - , >, «■*/r The Phoenixhas announced acover contest forthe next issue. ®3je Batb jHaroon Nine men havereceived a signallaw honor.Vol. 26 No. 107 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, APRIL 27, 1926 Price Five Cent®COIF CONFERSMEMBERSHIPON NINE MENAlso Select Staff to EditIssue of “Illinois LawReview”Nine men in the third year Lawclass have been selected for jnem-bership in the Order of the Coif,which may be construed as the PhiBeta Kappa of the Law School, bythe Chicago chapter.The honor conferred upon thesemen is perhaps the most distinctivethat the University Law school offers.It means that the nine men are themost promising members of the firstone tenth of the^r class in bothscholarship and native ability. Theofficial notice credits the honor “forhigh distinction in the work of theschool.”Nine Men NamedThey are: Paul Edmond Basye, A.B.; William Lester Eagleton, Gradu¬ate; Russell Greenacre, Ph. B.;James Leverett Homire Ph B.;Craig Russell Johnson A. B.; HaroldHamilton McLean, 1’h. B.; ArnoldHarold Maremont, Ph. B.; JosephRosenbaum, Ph. B.; Leland Wentz,S. B.The notification was made byHarry A. Bigelow, president of theorganization. “At the annual meet¬ing of the Chicago chapter of theOrder of the Coif,” he said, “the menwere chosen. They were selectedout of the first ten per cent of thepresent third year class, consistingof graduates or candidates for grad¬uates or candidates for graduationfrom the Law school between Oct.1925 and September 1926, for highdistinction in the work of the school.”Select Law Review EditorsNine students have also been ap¬pointed to represent the UniversityLaw school in the editing of the Illi¬nois Law Review, a journal of Lawpublished jointly by the Universityof Chicago, the University of Illi¬nois, and Northwestern university.Ther are: W. B. Davis, J. R. Har¬mon, M. H. Kaminsky, Meyer Lebov-sky, J. C. Sibly, T. S. Su, MaxSwiren, Theodore Tieketi, B. W.Washer.The Law Review for 1926-27 willcontain cases which are of interestto the law student as well as articlesselected and edited by the studentstaff of the publication. Its regularprice will be $.‘1.50 but will be onsale to students in the University for$2.75.The staff members for the IllinoisLaw review are selected on the meritbasis. An aptitude for the work mustbe shown as well as a definite inter¬est in editing the publication. Thecombined staff of students represent¬ing the three universities is thus ableto select material that will be of themost value to the readers. Track Meet—NoParties, Is EdictThe committee in charge ofthis year’s Track Interscholasticrequests that no fraternity or clubhave a party on either June 4 or5, when the meet is going to beheld.This is the content of a lettersent yesterday to the heads ofevery campus fraternity and clubby Tom Mulrov, recently appoint¬ed head of the meet.It seems that such affairs willinterfere with the plans of thecommittee, which has scheduled avaudeville show for the campusand the athletes on June 4 and adance for June 5.If the attention of the campusis concentrated on these twothings alone the purpose of theInterscholastic will bo achievedwith far less effort, according toMulroy. “If the campus interestis divided among many thingsthe two days will not receive theattention they should. Phoenix Hopes toBare New TalentIn Cover ContestMOVE FLORIDAk TO UNIVERSITY In the hope of finding more artis¬tic talent around the campus, thePhoenix is staging yet another con¬test. This time covers are wanted.In spite of the excellent coversturned out this year by the staff art¬ists the Phoenix is staging this con¬test in the hope of finding a fewmen to fill their ranks after severalmembers of the staff graduate thisJune. According to J. K. Barton, as¬sistant editor, the covers will bejudged as much by originality of ideaas on excellence of technique.The staff, despite the little helpobtained from the campus at largethis year, is sure that there is enoughwit going to waste to make severalquite satisfactory issues of the Phoe¬nix, and with this idea in mind theyare again begging the campus forcontributions. The cover contest hasbeen started with this hope in mind.The editors of the Phoenix haveset the deadline for the next issueat May 1. Handschy, the editor, isnow ill but the office hours of themagazine are to be uninterruptedas the rest of the staff will be ondeck at the usual hours, 8 to 4.Handschy will probably returnschool within the next two weeks. NEW CHAIRMANOF FEDERATIONRESIGNS POSTDorothy Kennedy Gives UpWork; Hannah JohnsonTakes OfficetoBuild “Coral Gables” OnStage For Friars’ Show“Go south, young mar., and blowup with the country!” the authors of“Wallie Watch-Out” declare, isn’tattracting enough Universiy studentsto sunny Florida. And so a sectionof the state will be brought to Man-del hall for the Blackfriars annualproduction to be given May 14, 15,21, and 22.The thriving city of Coral Gableswill be reconstructed on Mandelstage on a scale never before at¬tempted in Blackfriar scenery his¬tory, according to Hamilton Cole¬man. The composite set, for the sec¬ond act, is but one of the sceneryachievements of the show.Plan Many SurprisesA number of surprises in the pro¬gram have been decided upon sincethe play was selected. Chief amongthese will be a specialty written byFrank Breckenridge, Abbot of Black¬friars when James Weber Linn’s“The Naughty Nineties,” was pro¬duced. Mr. Breckenridge’s work isthe dramatization of “Rhapsody inBlue,” a phonograph record by PaulWhiteman, in which the charactersare suggested by the music. Espe¬cially designed scenery and costumeswill be used to carry out the author’sideas.Other new specialties will be abanjo duo by Ed. Scott and JohnGlynn, a piano solo by John Wild,and an accordion number by Fred(Continued on page two) Seniors PreenWhiskers Fo rMustache RaceAll manly and over-bearing seniorswill soon be at it again. Friday atnoon, every male senior will meetat the C Bench and be inspected be¬fore the annual mustache race. Therace is limited to two weeks at theend of which time “Doc” Bratfish,contest judge for the last twelveyears, will pick the winners. Lastyear the race was called off after thefirst week owing to the death of! President BurUm., Bets are as low as two to one on ■I some of the prominent seniors, andj it is quite apparent that competitionI will be fierce hot hfor first prize and* for the booby prize.Paul Cullom, who is conductingthe contest for the class, is planningthe unique feature of requiring a re¬port every noon from each con¬testant, containing the number andlength of any possible hairs entered.The standing will be posted daily infront of Cobb. Dorothy Kennedy has resignedfrom the chairmanship of Federationon account of ill health. She will besucceeded by Hannah Johnson.Miss Kennedy was elected duringthe winter quarter and has served aschairman of the Council since thattime. When asked to give her reas¬ons for her resignation Miss Kennedysaid, “I have considered my resigna- jtion from the chairmanship of theFederation of University Women the 1wisest course under the circum-jstances, and the one which will bebest both for Federation and for me.Owing to my ill health drning thelast two quarters, I lack the energy tocarry my academic work and Fed¬eration as they both deserve, andhave of course chosen to give upFederation.”Hannah Johnson, chosen by theFederation council to fill the posi¬tion left vacant by Miss Kennedy’sresignation, was formerly treasurerof the Y. W. C. A., but has givenup this office to accept the chairman¬ship of Federation.Catherine Boettcher, a member ofj the Federation council, has also re-Sigifed. Mi'ss Boettqher’s Reasonsfor resigning are as follows, “I canno longer give the time to Federa¬tion that it deserves, as my study isrequiring more time this year andwip continue to do so.”Virginia Gartside, a Federationsponsor, and a junior, has been elect¬ed to take the place of Miss Boet¬tcher. Benson Baffled;Calls for HoseTrainer Simon Benson is col¬lecting women’s hosiery.Women of the University aregiven an unprecedented opportun¬ity to aid varsity athletics withthis latest request from the train¬ing room in Bartlett gymnasium.Simon Benson, who treats the in¬jured athletes, has got to havemore silk hosiery.For years, the trainer’s patientshave been subjected to much dis¬comfort when the adhesive plas¬ters which held their bandages inplace were removed. Trainer Ben¬son, upon assuming his duties herelast year, introduced the innova¬tion of securing the bandages bycovering them with a silk stock¬ing. The idea was good; it wasadopted.But now, Trainer Benson’sstock of stockings is running low.New silk hosiery is expensive,and old ones will serve the pur¬pose. The boys over at the locker(Continued on page 4) COLEMAN WILLENTERTAIN ATSENIOR DINNERStart Festivities in Circle;Band Will BePresentHamilton Coleman, the man whotrains everybody for the Blackfriarsshows, will entertain the Seniors attheir second annual Jubilee dinnernext Thursday night. This act, last¬ing twenty minutes, will follow thedinner and precede the rest of thevaudeville program. Mr. Coleman isexpected to start the show off witha bang.At 6 o’clock the Seniors will as¬semble in the Circle, and, with theUniversity Band to lead them, theywill proceed to the cafe of theSchool of Education via variousdormitories and fraternity houses.There the second annual Jubilee din¬ner will be staged. It is expected tobe a very good dinner—lots of verygood food, no end of clever vaude¬ville, Bill Hahn’s College Crew toMIRROR HEADSLIST NOMINEES ) furnish music, and many other fea-Introduce Candidates ForOffice at Tea TodayDEAN BRECKINRIDGEADDRESSES WOMENAT VESPER SERVICEThe Whistle Is at Last Giventhe Air; Will Broadcast in MayThe Whistle in the past has reach¬ed its public in many different ways.It has been read over people’s shoul¬ders in the classrooms, it has beenborrowed in Harper library, accom¬modating freshmen have read ex¬cerpts from it at the dinner table,and some have even purchased theN Daily Maroon. ''Now comes the an¬nouncement from Terrible Turk thatthe Whistle will be broadcasted overthe radio.The Whistle club represented byTurk (Leo Stone), Mimi (Marie Gal-pern), Sis (Helen Wilner), Atlas(William Solenberger), and GeoG,(George Gruskin) are going to broadcast a skit “Writing the Whistle,”through station WLS, from MitchellTower as soon as Jon Van Zant, Uni¬versity director of radio, can find an available night in the early part ofthe month of May. The skit, placedin the Maroon office, will introduce.the column conductor, surroundedby his contributors, in the process ofgetting out his daily column. Hu¬morous verses and comments thathave been popular in past editionswill be featured again.Ken Ward, who contributes to theWhistle, has promised his jazz or¬chestra for the occasion, and willaccompany some of the campus tal¬ent in singing the Whistle poemswhich have been set to music.“The Whistle Club skit,” explain¬ed Terrible Turk, “will not in anyway resemble R. H. L.’s Line Nites.We have been working on some¬thing that is entertaining and dif¬ferent. I do promise that it willbe different.” LEADERS IN WOMEN’SVOCATIONS OPENCONFERENCESix noted women leaders in vari¬ous fields of occupations will speakat the vocational guidance confer¬ence to be held today under the au¬spices of the Women’s UniversityCouncil and the Federation of Uni¬versity Women. The talks will beginat 4 in the library of Ida Noyes halland will continue until 8:30, withthe exception of an hour for dinner. Industrial Co-operation committeeand Citizenship committee of the Y.W. C. A. will sponsor a Vesper serv¬ice to be held tomorrow at 4 in theY. W. C. A. room of Ida Noyes hall, jthe signatures of twenty members.Miss Sophonisba Presjton Breckin¬ridge, professor in the Graduate Mirror has announced the follow¬ing candidates for executive officesfor the coming year: president, Eu¬nice Hill and Betty Graham: generalmanager, Ruth Burtis and VictoriaSmith; secretary, Dorothy Low andCatherine Rose; business manager,Ruth Daniel and Miriam Walker.The candidates who have all par¬ticipated in the Mirror productionwhich was presented during the Win¬ter quarter, were nominated by thepresent executive board, consistingof Helen Liggett, president; Jean¬ette Baldwin, secretary; Alta Cundy,general manager and CatherineCampbell, business manager.According to the constitution, ad¬ditional nominations may be madeby submitting a petition containingschool of Social Administration, willspeak on “Women In Industry.” Thisservice is the first of the quarter andall University women have beenurged to attend.Delegates from the local Y. W.who attended the National Conven¬tion in Milwaukee have returned.The women were Helen Wooding,Kathleen Stewart. Allis Graham,Mrs. William J. Monilaw, MargaretRoger Clark, Marcia Wallace, andMary Harvey. (Continued on page 4)QUADRANGLES GIVEAPPROVAL TOBALLMrs. Florence Skee Robnett, Su¬perintendent of the Collegiate Bu¬reau of Occupations, will open themeeting with a talk on “Types ofEmployment open Jto the CollegeWoman.”Dr. Breed’s DaughterSuccumbs To IllnessMary Breed, nine year old daugh¬ter of Assistant Prof, and Mrs. Fred¬erick J. Reed, died of scarlet fever atthe Durand hospital yesterday aftera long illness. Funeral services willtake place today at 4 in the FirstBaptist Church. Reverend CharlesGilkey will be in charge of the serv¬ices. Dr. Breed is a member of thedepartment of Education. Measles Subject—Handschy ObjectEditors are prone to raise a sim¬ultaneous eyebrow at the “TiredBusiness Men.” They have beenknown to scoff quite openly whenone of that category retires for ashort vacation with some such sim¬ple malady as a nervous breakdown,or perhaps takes times out for a“Rest cure.” Therefore, when aneditor, after such scoffing and rais¬ing of eyebrows, himself finds needsto desist from his labors and spenda few luxurious days in the peaceand quiet of retirement, he is con¬fronted with quite a problem. Theproblem is, to be exact, what excusecan be given?Fred Handschy, editor of thePhoenix, with as fine a capacity foringenuity as for picking good covers,has found the answer. For whatcould be more correct for an editor. (Continued on page two) Success was the prime feature ofthe Military Ball — success not onlymanifested in a good time of all theguests, but also in a financial way.Novel lighting arrangements, dec¬orations, and uniforms scatteredthroughout the crowd combined tomake this ball all that the leadershoped that it would be.The lights were devised and exe¬cuted by Gerald Bench, a student atthe University. Four flood lightsoccupied the corners of the room,producing lovely color effects anddimming at appropriate times. Theorchestra disappointed no one, in¬asmuch as they kept up the standardof Balloon-Room fame. Participantsin the grand march passed under anarch of drawn swords and flowersheld up by the leaders and their part¬ners. tures—all for the small sum of sev¬enty-five cents.Presents Vaudeville ActMi-. Coleman will be followed onthe program by Chuck Anderson andSeward Covert who will do a thingcalled “It Ain’t Gonna jRain NoMore.” Messrs. Anderson and Co¬vert, well known on the campus forall sorts of things, have yet to ap¬pear in vaudeville, so that the great1 night is awaited with even keenerJ interest.I Bill Hahn’s College Crew is toJ furnish music during dinner and forthe actors. With a band to lead themand an orchestra to entertain themthe Seniors ought to have a merrytime—according to those who are in¬terested in the celebration.Through Allan Irwin, president ofthe Glee Club, a quartet from thatorganization has been obtained forthe evening. They will sing all theseniors’ favorite songs and keep theparty going in many other ways.Announce TicketsThe price of all this very goodentertainment is but seventy-fivecents, payable at the gate or throughone of the two persons in charge ofthe entertainment or any of theirnumerous lieutenants. There are tobe no speeches whatever, which ac¬cording to Mulroy, is reason enoughfor attending any dinner, no mat¬ter how big or how dull.Lots of very good food, plenty ofexcellent vaudeville, the UniversityBand, A1 Irwin’s quartet from theGlee Club, Bill Hahn’s College Crew,a special act by Mr. Hamilton Cole¬man, the man who, single handedputs on the Blackfriars show year af¬ter year, a parade all around thecampus, and last, no speeches. Suchis the progrm arranged for this ex¬cellent second annual Jubilee.Husk O’Hare PlaysAt Lutheran DanceHusk O’Hare and his CollegiateCrew will provide the syncopationfor the Lutheran club Spring dance,to be held Saturday, from 9 to 12in the theatre of Ida Noyes hall.Bids have been placed on salethis week for $1.50. They may besecured from any of the followingmembers: Ann Meyer, Alice Hahn,Irene Diehl, Earle Wilson, Art Frit-chel, Irma Stadler, Elliot Johnson,Marie Remmert, and Virginia Hardt. What’s On TodayPublic Lecture, Divinity School,4:30, Theology 106. "The Work ofthe Associated Press”, by Edgar T.Cutter, Superintendent, Central Di¬vision, Associated Press.Christian Science society, 4:30,Ida Noves hall..Social Service club, 4:30, Class¬ics 20 . Election of officers.New Testament club, 7, Theol¬ogy 206. “Pauline Christianity” byMr. Godfrey Tietze.Speakers Club, 7, Reynolds club¬house. Election of officers.Radio Lecture, 9, from MitchellTower, through station WMAQ “OurForeign Debts” by Mr. Paul M. At¬kins. APage Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 27, 1926Sailg iflarmmFOUNDED IN 1901THK OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OP THE UNIVERSITY OP CHICAGO >Published mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, daring the Antonin, !Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:{MOO per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postottlce, Chicago, Illinois, March IS.under the act of March 3. 1873.The DMTy Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing In this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5604 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion in Its columns on nilsubjects of student interest. Contributors moat sign their full names to communica¬tions. but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of tbe Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women's EditorHarry L. Shlaes Sports EditorReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Women’s EditorRuth Daniels .. Assistant Women's EditorAlta Cundy Social Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTEthan Granqulst Office DirectorLeland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerFrederick Kretschmer, Circulation ManagerGeorge Gruskin Classified ManagerJack Pincus AuditorBREASTED AND THE BIBLE: A LETTERTo the editor:1 have before me the Daily Maroon for Thursday, April 22,and notice the heading ‘Biblical Tales Proven Fruits of Imagina-tion. Concerning this let me say a few things.1. The geography of your article is somewhat dislocated.Y ou say that one object of “This expedition to the Nile Valley" isto complete the diggings at Armageddon.” Armageddon is notin the Nile Valley but in north central Palestine. Discuss Mexico atPolitical InstituteTwo scholars from Mexico and onefrom the University of Californiawill address the third institute ofpolitics of the Norman Wait Harrismemorial foundation at the Univer-siy, June 29 to July 16. They willdiscuss recent relations between Mex¬ico and the United States, analyzingthe social, ecomonic and politicalproblems of Mexico.Hon. Moises Saenz, sub-secretaryof the department of education ofMexico, gi’aduate of Columbia uni¬versity, Hon. Manuel Gamio, of theCarnegie institution, formerly direc¬tor of the bureau of anthropology,Mexico, and Prof. Herbert I. Priest¬ly, of the history department, Uni¬versity of California, prominent writ¬er on Mexican affairs, have beenannounced as the speakers.The Norman Wait Harris memorialfoundation for the study of interna¬tional relations was established atthe University of Chicago in 1923by a trust fund for “the promotionof a better understanding on the partof American citizens of the otherpeoples of the world, thus establish¬ing a basis for improved internation¬al relations and a more enlightenedworld-order.” The institutes underthe foundation are held during thesummer term at the University. Thefirst institute held in 1924 studiedthe problems of European reconstruc¬tion and the second in the summerof 1925 dealt with problems of theFar East.MEASLES SUBJECT—HONDSCHY OBJECT2. The title under which your article is printed is not atall borne out by what you quote from Professor Breasted. All hesays is that in the ancient inscriptions deciphered in Egypt there isnothing to bear out the Biblical stories. Even a person who hasnot studied logic can see that this does not prove "that they arefruits of imagination.’ (Continued from nage 1)than a real good, old-fashioned at-!tack of German measles? That ques¬tion Solved, Fred is at present en¬joying a light case of them at home.He expects, however, to return tothe grind by the first of May.3. It is well known that such Biblical stories as are found inthe early chapters of Genesis are ancient Hebrew versions of worldstories found among many, if not most, of the primitive peoples.What basis in actual occurrence they might have had it is quite im¬possible after this lapse of time to say, but it does not follow thatthey had no basis, and one thing is very conspicuous—that as toldin the Bible they are given a moral content and were used for re¬ligious instruction in the time when they were thus shaped. To headthe article as you did is not only quite misleading but betrays ignor¬ance of what these things mean. It is like the reckless headings con¬cerning religious and Biblical items which are found so often in thedaily press. 1 was here when the Daily Maroon began its career yearsago, and I remember distinctly that President Harper at the timeexpressed great satisfaction in the prospect that now we should havea daily paper which would handle University matters intelligentlyand be a relief from the reckless forms of statements found in thedaily press. In this case the Maroon has simply followed the veryobjectionable form which it was hoped that we might escape.Yours sincerely,F. J. Gurney,Assistant Recorder.TWITTING reward for years of service, reported under ‘‘Alumni-*■ Notes" in The Haverford News.’98. Dr. W. W. Cadbury, seniorphysician at Canton Christian Col¬lege, Canton, China, and Mrs. Cad¬bury, at the request of General LeiFuk Lam, of the Fifth Army Corpsof the Cantonese Army, militarycommander of Honam Island andlong-time local dictator, formallyaccepted his infant son in an unusualceremony, which ocurred last Novem¬ber 2. Dr. and Mrs. Cadbury agreedto take the little fellow into theirfamily, to rear and eduate him and *to assume the direction of his train¬ing up to manhood. Handsome andcostly presents were exchanged, for¬mal papers were read and congrat¬ulatory speeches were made, theChinese emphasizing Dr. Cadbury’slong-continued services to their peo¬ple.Alarming evidence on the youthful pastimes of an eminentpoet, gleaned by The Daily Northwestern from a lecture heard byone of its reporters.John Livingstone Lowes of Harv¬ard delivered his second of the seriesof six lectures in Harris hall on “TheDeep Well and Shaping Spirits” be¬fore a capacity audience that founditself deeply interested in the descrip¬tions of weird fishes and snakes thatplayed in the imagination of SamuelColeridge.flashtm lfiy, etao etaeta eta et et MAY PARTYat theDRAKE HOTELGRILLSaturday, May 1stFORMAL DANCINGAFTER 10 O’CLOCKBALLETSSPECIALTIESTOMMY THATCHERand his Orchestra(A Benson Organization)Gladys Hight DancersDirection,GLADYS ANDESDancing Every Eveningat 10Permanent Waving, Shampooing,MarcellingTHE JONES SHOPPE1373 East 55th StreetOpen Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, andSaturday.Phone Hyde Park 6941Surell’s Beauty Shop1451 E. 57th StreetFairfax 2007Expert beauty work in all branchesOpen Tues., Thurs., and Fri. Eves.IDEALRESTAURANTExcellent Service1352 E. 61st St“The Place to Eat”PATRONIZE MAROONADVERTISERS MOVE FLORIDA TOUNIVERSITY(Continued from page 1)von Ammon of the Blackfriars jazzorchestra.Rehearse DailyThe cast is rehearsing every eve¬ning, and the choruses each after¬noon.Especial attention is being giventhe music this year, and Mr. Cole¬man believes that the iuW musicalhits will surpass in favor those ofprevious years. Another feature ex¬pected to prove most popular is theGlee Club, which will appear for thefirst time in a Blackfriar show. TheBlackfriar jazz orchestra is broad¬casting the new music from variousradio stations this week.COWHEYSMEN’S SHOP55th St. and Ellis Ave.Has aCOMPLETE LINE OF NEW SPRINGSTYLESHats - Caps - Sweaters - Silk MufflersTiesFRESHMEN!DO YOU?CHARLESTONTHE FINESTCHARLESTONEXPERTS IN THE COUNTRYOrchestra NixhtlyNATIONAL DANCING ACADEMYAuditorium Bid*.—431 So. Wabash11 a. m. to 11 p. m. daily—Bring the Gang Making Progress In SchoolCalls for a sturdy well nourished body. Students need thefull advantage of a quart a day of Borden's Selected Milk.It is the most in pure food for the least money.BORDEN’SFarm Products Co. of Ill. franklin 3110stftvfc/lat a democratic price* Of over200 brands of cigarettes on the market,Lucky Strike is unique —a costly 45-minute process develops the hiddenflavors of the world’s finest tobaccos*becauseit& toastedthat's why‘‘Luckies" taste so goodThe Daily SPORTS JSfl.aroon riTuesday Morning or ui\ 1 o April 27, 1926 jjINVITE 6000 PREP SCHOOLS TO MEETCraske Hurls Phi Delt Ballmen to Victory Over Alpha Epsilon PiONLY GAME OFDAY IS SPEEDY;POSTPONE TWOPsi Upsilon Forfeits toZeta Beta Tau inOther TiltOnly one of the four games sched¬uled was played in the IntramuralPlayground Tournament yesterdayafternoon. This game was betweenPhi Delta Theta and Alpha EpsilonPi, the former winning by a 13 to 6count. Psi Upsilon forfeited to ZetaBeta Tau, and the remaining twogames were postponed.Although the Phi Delt-Alpha Ep¬silon Fi contest was not close afterthe third inning, when the Phi Deltsforged into the lead with four runs,it was hard fought all the waythrough and both teams played as ifit meant a World Series Title. Thescore by innings was as follows:Phi Delts .*...1 2 4 4 0 0 2—13Alpha Ep. Pi.. 3 0 0 0 0 3 0—6Contrast In PitchingThere was a decided contrast inthe style of pitching used by the op¬posing moundmen. Craske, Phi Delt,put the ball over the plate in a slowbut sure way and let the batters hitit if they could. His deceptive “slowball” fooled many of them, however,and he registered moPe fan-outs thandid the opposing pitcher, Handler,who put over a speedy ball in the at¬tempt to scare out the opposing bat¬ters. The Phi Delts were not to besoured however, but waited out theseattempts time after time to getwalk after walk. Diamond replacedHandler in the sixth inning, and suc¬ceeded in holding the winners to tworuns. Johnson and Weiss completedthe Phi Delt and Alpha Ep batteriesrespectively.In the very first inning, the PhiDelta, first up to but, got the basesfull with only one out against them,mainly through the walks given themby Handler. Craske brought in thefirst score of the game, but the othermen died on base, the Alpha Ephurler bracing up to fan out two ina row. When the Alpha Eps came tobat they started out with three cleanhits before an out was registeredagainst them, and succeeded incounting three runs to take the lead.Handler Tightens UpHandler repeated his walkinggame in the second inning and hadthe bases full and no outs. He againtightened up and held the Phi Deltsto two runs, by putting some con-rol into his fast throws. Althoughthe Alpha Eps continued to hitCraske’s throws in the second inning,they could not get to first on them,and were put down in one-two-threeorder. This put the score at threeall.Tennis Squad PlaysIn Elimination MeetProspects are looking brighter fora strong tennis team this year, nowthat the warm weather has shownthat last year’s men have greatly im¬proved. Capt. Wallie Scheffer show¬ed a powerful forehand drive whileall the other candidates are concen¬trating on a fast serve. An elimina¬tion tournament is now in process toweed out the poorer candidates.Some of the more promising can¬didates expected to come throughare Shapinsky, last year’s frosh star,Hudlin, Cohn, Hall, Bennett, Fran¬cis, Plaut, and Drain. George Lott isnot expected to be eligible in time toparticipate in the Big Ten matches. Close Entries forNon-Greek MeetEntries close today for non¬fraternity tennis championship as¬pirants. Last year there were twohundred and twenty entries in theIntra-mural tennis tournament,butthis year the entry blanks havebeen slow to come in.Play in both the singles anddoubles meets begins this Wednes¬day afternoon at the courts atKimbark Avenue across the Mid¬way. These courts are reputed tobe in wonderful condition for playmaking the contests fair to all, ac¬cording to Gordon Wallace, man¬ager of the tourney.The meet is used to uncovernew material for the freshmansquad and many future stars geta taste of tournament play for thefirst time in this annual meet.Last year’s winner of the Singlesmeet, Shapinsky, is now out forthe varsity team.WHAT of IT?TCEOftpC MO«,GEN8HayThe printer having dusted off theheadpiece to this column and thingshaving been generally put into shapefor my return, I stroll once more in¬to the white space which, until somefour weeks ago,' was devoted ex¬clusively to the airing of my person¬al views on whatever for the mo¬ment caught my fancy. This is all,of course, my way of saying thatI am come back to the Maroonagain, matter of moment or not, asyou care to look at it. My protract¬ed absence, unlike your probablebelief, was not caused through anyruction with the guiding minds incharge of the Maroon. Only yester¬day, indeed, I ate an olive-nut sand¬wich with M. Allen Ileald, of whomyou may have heard as being one ofthose connected with the paper, inthe Coffee Shop. True, M. Healdand I went separate ways after wehad done munching, but that was notcaused by any feeling of inimicabil-ity, but rather because M. Heald haddone the unorthodox by telling mewhat not even one friend is supposedto discuss with another, and I, I re¬gret to say, had done the same byhim. These Coffee Shop olives, Imight say enpaccant (I must main¬tain the Gallic flavor which you mayhave noticed already in this article),are very mature indeed. But that isbeside the point, as almost every¬thing I have said so far has beenAnyway I am back, and I may notas well devote further time to shout¬ing the joyous news from the house¬tops.In the course of four weeks of in¬tensive drilling on “The Meaningand Value of the Arts” under Messrs.Sargent, Taft, Rothschild, et al, Ihave been greatly enlightened. Ihave, for one thing, taken great de¬light in applying Mr. Sargent’s def¬inition, “Art is not a thing; it is away of looking at things,” to whathas gone on about me in the class¬room. I have been greatly inter¬ested in observing the way some ofmy fellows have “looked at things”thrown upon the screen used by thegentlemen in, lecturing. “If art,”I reasoned, “is a way of looking atthings, then surely there must be atype attitude, mental or otherwise,that is art.” I have done a gooddeal of research on this point, butI have not as yet been able to de¬termine just what this type attitudeis. Perhaps the one represented by(Continued on page 4) B(IR£ BACK FROMEASY VICTORY INPENN HIGH JUMPDefeats Anson, Buck HighJuniper; Avenges OhioDefeatAlthough the Maroon trackstersat Drake were very modest in re¬gard to gathering points, the trackteam which represented the Midwayat the Penn relays was not at allbackward. Anton Burg, the Maroonteam at Pennsylvania Saturday,slung off his sweat-shirt, leaped,and leaped again until he mountedover the barrier at 6 feet 3 inchesto win the high jump in the East’sbiggest relay meet. Burg, the oneman team, came in on the rattlerlast night none the worse for hiscross country jaunt.Burg Gets Revenge! Besides winning the event Burg!got a huge thrill out of defeatingAnson, Ohio State athlete who beatBurg in the Ohio Relays. Ansonwas tied with McGinnis of Wiscon¬sin for second Saturday with a jumpof 6 feet 2 1-8 inches, so Burg wasforced to show his pluck in everysense of the word to leap 7-8’s of Ian inch higher to win the jumping, jAnson had won the Ohio meet witha jump of 6 feet 3 inches to Burg’s6 feet 2.Always WinsWinning the high jump has been j| a habit with Burg this winter and jspring. He was an easy victor inthe dual meets with Purdue andIndiana, and at the Conference In¬door meet he scaled the pole at 6feet 2 inches to cop first. The onlyman to leap higher than he in thesame meet was Anson at Ohio, butBurg got his revenge Saturday.MAROON TRACKMENFAIL TO COP POINTSAT DRAKE RELAYSl “When Burg’s away the teamcan’t make hay” explains the poorshowing of the Maroons at the Drakerelays Saturday. Although the squadwas in suits and shivered and ran. jall was in vain for the Midway run¬ners received nary a point for all!their trouble. Anyhow the exercisewas good.The Maroons did not have to wor- jry about upholding the honor of the jstate for Illinois saw' to that. The!Illinois squad had a great time at!the relays for they took six firsts and ja respectable number of seconds,thirds and fourths.The breaking of the world’s rec¬ord in the 100 yard dash by RolandLocke, University of Nebraskasprinter, was the feature of the day.lie ran it in 9 and 5-10’s seconds,which seems remarkable consideringthe soggy condition of the track, butLocke was aided by a strong gale,which blew directly on his back.Charley Hoff, the famous Norwegian,broke the American record in thepole vault with 13 feet, 9 1-4 inches.J. H. FINNIGANDRUGSCigars, Cigarettes, Candyand Ice Cream55th at Woodlawn Ave.Call Midway 0708 Wisconsin BuysIntra-mural LandMadison, April 26.—The addi¬tion of a plot of land ten acres insize bordering on the land of thenew University dormitories, willgive to the University of Wiscon¬sin one of the finest intramuralAthletic fields in the country.The land will be fixed over intobase ball diamonds for the springpart of th,e 'program and willserve a greater purpose for foot¬ball in the fall.The extension of such a programon the neighborhood of CampRandall will tend to center the en¬tire Badger athletic program awayfrom the lower campus. With thedormitories on the verge of com¬pletion, it means the growth of anew' center for Cardinal athleticsand an extension that should car¬ry them out of the business dis¬trict of the city. INTER-SCHOLASTIC HEADS TO OFFERTHREE NEW RELAYS FOR COMPETINGHIGH SCHOL TRACK ENTHUSIASTSTo Be Run in Two Sections, Academy and High School,As per Usual; to be Held in Conjunction WithFirst Annual Chicago Prep R. O. T. C. RevueBATMEN LOOK TOFIRST HOME TILTDrill for Badger ContestSaturday After IowaPostponementRained out in their attempted startagainst Iowa, the Maroon diamondwarriors are keying up for the in¬vasion of Wisconsin here on Satur¬day. This will be the first homegame for Chicago an dthe players areare eager to make impressive show-ing before the local followers of thenational pastime.Have Beaten PurpleThe Badgers come here boastingone of the strongest teams they haveturned out in years, with a victoryover Northwestern to their credit.Coach Lowman has a great pitcher inStoll, who set the Purple down sixhits. The Cardinals have had thebenefit of a southern trip, andshould the weather be such that theMaroons will be unable to get plentyof practice during the current week,the visitors are conceded an edge.The Maroons have as yet not hittheir hitting or pitching stride. Likelast year’s team they are a warmweather team and should finishstrong in the Big Ten race as theydid last year. Gubbins and Marks areboth hot w'eather pitchers, who shouldrank with the best in the Conferenceas soon as the frigid atmosphere de¬parts. By Bob SternSix thousand invitations to theUniversity’s Twenty-Second Nation¬al Inerscholastic Ti'ack and Fieldchampionships will soon be wingingtheir wray to the prep schools of allof North America, and soon the thou¬sands of actual acceptances and en¬tries will be crowding the returnmails. Yesterday the first of theheap of letters to the coaches of thenation were sent out and within aweek the replies will come pouringin as the athletic heads of the prepinstitutions strive to get their en¬tries in under the time wire so thattheir men may compete in the greatannual track classic on June 4th and5th.The meet is open to any of thehigh schools and academies of theforty-eight states, Canada and Mex¬ico. The plans for this year are mostelaborate. The expectations of themeet officials are mounting high, forthe student organizaion that is thebackbone of the business sectionseems to be at the top peak of ef¬ficiency. Tom Mulroy, who led lastyear’s affair to success, has againbeen appointed chairman of the In¬terscholastic Committee by CoachStagg and he has again brought to¬gether a student staff of experienceand ability.Athletes Have Wonderful ChancesFor the first time in its history themeet will be held this year at thenew Grant Park Stadium, in thatenormous space every athlete whocompetes will have the best chanceof his career, for in addition to hav¬ing the boon of the wonderful run¬ning track and field to perform onthe old handicaps of crowding andmilling because of restricted spacewill be eliminated. Thus every manwill compete under the fairest offair chances.As is usual the meet will be di¬vided into two sections, one for thehigh school championship and onefor the academy championship. Sev¬enteen events will comprise the highschool program while the schedulefor the academies will include thir¬teen. There will be a complete setof prizes for each section and all of them will be beautiful emblemsfor the victors in the various conteststo cherish. Over two-hundred med¬als will be awarded to the individualplace winners for there are to befive medals for each event.Entertainment To Be LavishSeveral innovations are on thecard for this year. Probably themost Important of these are thethree new relays for the high schoolsection. These additions are a halfmile with each man running 220yards, a one mile in which four menrun a quarter each, and a two mile,each man running a half mile. Theserelays are to take the place of theold three-quarters medley event.Housing and entertainment prepa¬rations for the visiting athletes* willbe of the most elegant this year.The teams will all be guests of theUniversity and will be housed at thefraternities during their stay. Ban¬quets, shows and trips will makeup the entertainment. And in con¬junction with the meet the First An¬nual Review of the R. O. T. C. Unitof the City High Schools will beheld.40,000 Spectators ExpectedIt is expected that a crowd of40,000 people will witness the games.Last year the crowd overflowed thefield to watch the boys from 194schools of thirty-one states and Can¬ada compete. This year the a<v(Continued on page 4)TheMidway Frock Shoppe1514 EAST FIFTY-NINTH STREETThree Blocks east of the UniversityWe Specialize in moderate priced FrockaA Special Rate of 10 % Discount to Students'■* T3MUOpen Tues., Thurs., and Sat. Evenings Phone Midway 0376“ * “MOSER—\ffie Business College with aUniversity AtmosphereBeginning on the first ofApril , July, October, and Jan¬uary, we conduct a Special,course in stenography, whichcomplete, intensive three-months course in stenographywhich is open toCOLLEGEGRADUATES ANDUNDERGRADUATESONLYEnrollments for this coursemust be made before the open¬ing day—preferably some timeir. advance, to be sure of aplace in the class.Stenography opens the wayto independence, and is a verygreat help in any position inlife. The ability to take short¬hand notes of lectures ser¬mons. conversations, and inmany other situations is agreat asset.Bulletin on RequestNo Solicitors EmployedPaul Moser, J. D., Ph. B.,President.116 S. Michigan Ave.12th Floor Phone Randolph 4347Only Hlfh School Graduatesare ever enrolled at MOSERGirls, only, in the day school(3377)’Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 27, 1926TO HELENEI do not mind your smoking;But do you think it wellFor such a fleeting pleasureTo run the risk of Hell?And if you think I’m jokingRecall that proverb dire,Which states as I recall itThat where there’s smoke, there’sfire.—Ellis K.WELL, the Whistle club is goingto broadcast from WLS purty soon.We warn contributors in advancethat any reference to static or radiodisturbance wifi be resolutely ig¬nored.At the same time the ConstantSophomore, a graduate student here,writes in “Mv customary buoyancyhas about completely disappeared. Ifyou are interested in my where¬abouts take a slant at the officialcalendar for this Wednesday.’’ Wenote with horror that Mr. R. J.Garver is scheduled to speak beforethe Math Club on “TschirnhausenTransformations.” The Whistle clubwill shortly begin impeachment pro¬ceedings.FROM PENN;Gods loves an idle rainbow,No less than labouring seas.Ralph HodgsonQUOTH Carl Sandberg in his lec¬ture here last Tuesday, “The firstman who compaed a woman to arose was a poet; the second a jack¬ass!”(Cross-Section of a Co-ed’s Medulla)The prof drones on and on and on,And many things I think upon—The dance tonightThe dress I’ll wear,The new way thatI’ll fix my hair, Those sunning ear-Rings 1 had seen,The necklet andi That ring of green,j The boy beside me?Rotten—heck!(The girl in frontI Should wash her neck!)The sun is shiningFrom above.The spring is here,And I’m in loveThe bell must surely ring anon—The prof drones on and on and on.—SisBack of De Yards FoibleWe got a gnew boss now. He is! a young collidge feller who is lern-I in de bizzines. He bothers me somuch I hardly get a chanct to sawoff any hoofs.1 tolt him how they maid gelletinfrum hoofs, how they maid gravey,how they maid sausiges, and howthey kil the piggs and heaves.“You mean too say they maik gel¬letin frum those horsez hoofs ureeuttin off?” he asks, all pail.“Yep,” I sed. “and swell gluetwo.”Then this collidge guy went behinda big box we keep sum horsez thatare real good and (led, from whichwe maik our best glue ,and maidsome funnie noizes. After he cairnout he looked pailer but he sed hefelt fine.j At noon he had sum brekfast foodfour lunch. He sed he was vegiter-I ien. That awl gose to show that itI taiks awl kinds of relegions to maik! up the vvoiid.—KenLorraine Sheldon of the Bureau ofRecords tells of one young per¬son who called at the Bureau ofRecords for her Course book.“In what alphabetical section areyou?” she was asked.“I don’t know,” she answered.“You see, I’m just a freshman!’—TERRIBLE TURK.Students’ Laundry20% Discount With This AdUNIVERSITYHAND LAUNDRY1031 E. 55th StreetCSEORGE FROST COMPANY How DidYour GartersLookThis Morning?No MoreSkidding Garters!AGRIPPA-WEB makes garters act in anentirely new way—and only in Bostons canthis web be had. Even when worn very looseit will not slip. It cannot curl and yet it isremarkably soft and light. Here in fact is apractical, comfortable, ventilated-web garter.In many pleasing colors, 50c the pair. ^•©•TORMilk For DrivingPowerBefore beginning active work or play thattakes an unusual amount of driving energy,drink a glass or two of WANZER’S MILK.It is stimulating and rich in nourishment, anda delicious beverage for any time of the day.YOU CAN DEPEND ONSIDNEY WANZER & SONSTELEPHONE CALUMET 0817WANZER’SPURE DAIRY PRODUCTS\ WHAT OF IT?(Continued from page three)one fellow, who, when I obsei’vedhim recently, was lying back com¬fortably in his chair, his eyes shut,his mouth slightly open, and a soft,wheeizng sound coming out of hisdepths, is taken by the majority ofour fellow-citizens in this land ofthe free towards art. I hope for bet¬ter things, however; 1 believe that thefuture of aesthetic appreciation inthis country is safe when it is beingentrusted to such fellows as the in¬evitable M. Heald, Stan Young,Addy Wilson, Gvaeh Hagey, and(with all due modesty) myself.MIRROR HEADS USTNOMINEES(Continued from page 1)These petitions must be sent in toHelen Liggett by 12 on Thursday.The candidates for the executivepositions will be presented to themembers at a meeting which will beheld today at 4 in the theatre of IdaNoyes hall. All members are ex-peced to attend, particularly newones whose names were published ina recent issue of the Daily Maroon.Election for officers will he held allday May 4, at polls stationed in thefoyer of Ida Noyes hall. INVITE 6000 PREPSCHOOLS TO MEET(Continued from page 3)commodations are nearly perfect andabout 2000 boys will journef fromthe far ends of the nation to enter.Last year’s winners were Fort Col¬lins of Colorado in the high schoolsection and Culver Military in theAcademy section.“The Graveyard of Records” namewhich has been applied to the Nation¬al Interscholastics will undoubtedly;hold true once more, for the newcrop of stars that has sprung up willbe certain to shatter several of theold records. The meet is truly oneof individual stardom and many an| unheard of school has had its athleticj reputation made by the exhibitionsof prowess on the part of a singlestar.BENSON BAFFLED;CALLS FOR HOSE(Continued from page 1)rooms refuse to appeal to the girlsthey know; Simon’s official dutiesrestrain him socially. He puts itup to the women of the Univer¬sity as a matter of school loyalty,or perhaps, campus activity. Anykind of silk "hosiery will do— |black, tan, flesh, green. 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Madesolely of good whole wheat they in¬vigorate your digestion while satis¬fying your hunger.Full of bran, salts, vitamins and allthe other elements of Nature’s wholewheat grain, shredded to insure easyassimilation.For bodily fitness that gives mentalvigor make at least one meal a day ofShreddedWheat