(jOddkwThe Cap andGown will be outon May 15. QHje Bail? JWaroon Subscribe^ nowand take advan¬tage of the lowrates.Vol. 26 No. 104 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY APRIL 21, 1926 Price Five CentsGATHERING MD’S University LosesHEAR STUDENTS famous PhysicistFRIDAY EVENING For Six MonthsThirteen Research Men Arel On Medical InstituteProgramThree research students from theUniversity two from Northwesternuniversity, two front the l niversityofIllinois, three from Michael Re,esehospital and three front Loyola uni¬versity will be represented on the pro¬gram of the Institute of Medicine ofChicago, meeting at the City cluh,Friday evening April 2d.The program for the Friday meet¬ing at the City cluh will include dis¬cussion of subjects varying front dia¬betes to the influence of the thyroidgland on hair growth.“Regeneration in the Pancreas”—by Theophil Craucr,. University ofChicago,"The Toxicity and Antigenic Prop¬erties of Culture Filtrates of Bac¬terium Enteritidis”—by Sara F.. Bran¬ham. Univ. of Chicago.Oslund Speaks“'I'he Sphere of Activity of Spcrma itoxins"—by Robert M. Oslund, Uni¬versity of Illinois. I"Anti-body Response in Immune-transfusion for Malignant l.ndecard-ities," by Katherine M. Howell, Ber-1nard M. Portis and Dorothy A. Bev-1erlv. Nelson Morris Institute of theMichael Reese hospital.Three From Loyola"Attempts to Control ParathyroidTetany by the Oral Administration ofAmmonium Chloride"—by T. L.Boyd. W. U. Austin «*m! E. E Duty,Loyola University School of Medicine.“The Experimental P roduction ofGastric Ulcer on the Basis of LocalAr|aphyOaxisf—#»,y 'Phillip F. Shap¬iro. Northewestcrn University."Studies in tlie Prevention of Ric¬kets” by Dr. K. M. Koch and M. H.Cahan, University of Illinois."The Prolongation of Local An¬aesthesia”—by (i. de Takats, North¬western.“Specific Influence of the Thyroid Carrying away with him the wealthof worldly knowledge of physics, Dr.Albert A. Michelson leaves the Uni¬versity Saturday, on work that willkeep him in California until next Oc¬tober.The physicist departs on the Cap¬itol Limited for Washington, wherehe will attend the meeting of the Na¬tional Academy. During his three-day stop there, Dr. Michelson willstay at the Cosmos club.Immediately after leaving Wash¬ington he will pass through Chicago,on his way westward, to pick up Mr.Fred Pearson, technician and righthand to the physicist for many years.The itinery takes them direct toMount Wilson observatory, near Pas-edena. California. It is there thatthe scientist has achieved his successin measuring the velocity of light.The exact nature of Dr. Michelson’swork for the next few months is notknown, beyond the fact that he willcontinue his work on the speed oflight.Dr. Michelson expects to return tothe campus in October. Whether hewill conduct a course or confine him¬self to research work the physicisthas not yet decided. JOHN ROBERTSACCEPTS CALLTO WILLIAMSReceives Assistant Professor¬ship At Eastern CollegeNext FallINSECTSjGNAWLOCALjCHURCHProf. Alice Finds “Termites”Undermining FoundationsGland on Hair Growth”—byChang. University of Chicago. H. CWILD WEST COMESTO UNIVERSITY INRANCHING PICTURERanching in the West is depictedin "Rough Riding in the Rockies,” amotion picture to be shown Thursdayat 4 in the south lounge of the Rey¬nolds clubhouse. The film will l>eshown under the personal presenta¬tion of Mr. James T. Gratiot, ownerof the Diamond G ranch in Wyoming,and is under the auspices of the Y.M. C. A. An invitation has been ex¬tended to students at the Universityto. attend the special showing of thisfilm.Presenting scenes of the typicalranch life which prevails on the Dia-mon G ranch, the picture will bringalso glimpses of the settings of thefar west and the scenic beauty foundthere.In conjunction with the ranch,camping is provided for tourists.Boating, fishing, horseback riding onold trails are open to the guests. Out¬fits for big game hunting are fur¬nished hunting parties, many of whichare equipped to kill elk, deer, bear,mountain sheep, and moose. Perhaps many lives were saved bythe timely discovery of the depreda¬tions of thousands of tiny insects inthe rafters of St. Paul’s church on theMidway at Dorchester and 60thstreet. These insects have been iden¬tified as "termites” by Prof. W. C.Alice of the University, who statesthat this is the only case of a struc¬ture in Chicago being endangered bythese insects which has come to his (knowledge. John Hawley Roberts, instructor inthe department of English at the Uni¬versity, is leaving here at the con¬clusion of the Spring quarter to ac¬cept the position of assistant profes¬sor of English at Williams college.Mr. Roberts received his degree ofPh.B. from this University in 1919.Continuing on with graduate work,he acquired the degree of Doctor ofPhilosophy in 1923. At that time hebecame a member of the faculty, spe¬cializing in the instruction of Englishliterature, such as is included by thecourses of 140 and 141.Is Snell Hall HeadAt the present time he is teachingthe above courses, and in addition, isacting in the capacity of department¬al examiner. He is also the facultyhead of Snell hall, where he resides.During his undergraduate days atthe University, Mr. Roberts was veryactive in campus dramatics, and inart circles. He was one of the orig¬inators of the Tower Players, and heis still a very staunch supporter of thatproject. He appeared in many playsand in campus productions. Lastwinter he displayed his dramatic tal¬ent at the “Christmas Revels,” an an¬nual production of the Quadrangleclub. Mr. Roberts is a member ofPhi Kappa Sigma. Cap and Gown Out May 15; FeatureNew Original Sections; Last ChanceTo Buy at Low Rate This WeekThe Cap and Gown will be outabout the 15th of May, according toJohn Hopkins, business manager, whodeclared that the work is progressingwell. At the time of issuing, thebook will sell for $5 but up to May1 it may be purchased for $4.50.For this latter reason Hapkinsurges that all who h:;ve not as yetsubscribed do so before the end of themonth.Hopkins, in a report yesterday, de¬clared that the work so far was en¬tirely satisfactory to the membersof the staff and pointed out the sali¬ent features of the new number.Treat Japanese TripThe Japanese trip of the Baseballteam has been carefully written upand included in the 1926 year book.Appropriate pictures have been ad-,jled to show how the moundmen spenttheir spare time in the Orient, ac¬cording to Hopkins.Pictures of cadets in action willfeature the R. O. T. C. section. In¬teresting pictures of the summercamp of the mem hers of the depart¬ment will also be included. BENNETT ELECTEDTOASTMASTER FORJUNIOR LUNCHEON MEAL TICKETS 'NECESSARY ATCADETFROLICWilson Compares Mess atMilitary Ball to GreekCafeBy George MorgensternRefreshments at the Military BallSaturday at the South Shore Countryclub will be on the same basis as lastyear, much of a eatch-as-catch-canone, but still one eminently satisfac¬tory. The method of getting next tofood to get into even more intimateRequired ChapelNot Considered aStudent BugbeatRequired attendance at chapel isnot considered a bugbear and a pun¬ishment by students of the Univer¬sity.Although members of eastern col¬leges may wrangle and fret for free-Steps are now being taken to halt |dom in loosing their religion thethe destruction and to strengthen the 1 majority of students here continue toweakened supports of the church, but attend compulsory chapel once a New Malloy Cover to Be UsedA new Malloy cover will hin^l thenew number of the book. The color ofthe binding has been changed andwas procured at great expense.The paper throughout the book| is to be ivory colored instead of theI glaring white stock that has been1 used in most of the previous issues.The entile color scheme of the bookhas been changed and the staff de¬clares that a most pleasing effect hasbeen obtained. The IntramuralAthletic section of the book has beengreatly enlarged and the various tour¬naments that are run off at the Uni¬versity throughout the year aremore adequately treated this yearthan ever before.The new original feature sectionsare on display in the University! Bookstore. Wendell Bennett was appointedtoastmaster for the Junior classluncheon tomorrow afternoon from12 to 1 in the sun parlor of Ida Noyeshall. Bennett was elected by the classexecutive cuncil to the position.Mr. and Mt-s. Bertram G. Nelsonwill act as host and hostess for theclass.According to George Widman, who, j relationship with oneself is indeed awith Harriet Keeney, are in charge | complicated one, but Hugh Wilsonof the luncheon, the class is very enthu- j and Herb Mayer, ball leaders, havesiastic about the affair. Already a!, .iL ,. ,, ~. .. , A1 . , , , , faith m the power of those of us inlarge portion of the tickets have been! attendance to unfathom the myster¬ies of the procedure, and thus to ex¬perience the comfortable glow thatcomes with a full stomach and a fullheart.sold. They are selling at seventy-fivecents each and can be procured fromany fraternity house, class officer,or member of the executive council.Elaborate plans have been made forthe decoration of the Ida Noyes sunparlor. Flowers make up the chieffeature of the array.“It is our plan to make the lunch¬eon a typical spring get-to-gether forthe class,” said Harriet Keeney lastnight. "We believe that all membersof the class will be there.”there is a chance that these effortsmay prove futile, in the opinion ofProf. Alloc who states that if the ter¬mite' have gained much headway in themain floor, the building’s salvation willdepend upon keeping it absolutely dry.Though rare within Chicago, ter¬mites of this species are common innearby regions-.COURSE BOOKS AREOUT THIS MORNINGWhat’s On TodayChemistry Journal Club, 3:30, Kent20. ‘'The Determination of a Stand¬ard for Surface Tension Measure¬ments,” Mr. Paul Gross.The Philological society, 8, withAssistant Prof. R. V. Merrill, at 5825Drexel Ave. “Joseph Hergesheimer,”Prof. P. H. Boynton, “The FinnishMethod in Storiology,” Prof. A. Tay¬lor. week, and apparently enjoy it, ac¬cording to a concensus of opinion ex¬pressed by members of the fourclasses.Because it is not a difficult matterfor students to be excused on the scoreof religious scruples or working hours,it is usually those who really appre¬ciate the weekly services who attend.Many people expressed the opinionthat twenty minutes a week was lit¬tle enough to give to religion andtherefore they did not consider chapelan imposition.The question of compulsory chapelCourse books and grade cards for J was raised when authorities at Har-the Winter quarter are now ready fordistribution. They may be procuredat the Bureau of Records, Cobb 102,today between the hours of 9 and 12,and 2 and 4.After today they may be obtainedonly during the regular office hoursof the bureau, which are 10 to 12 inthe morning and 2 to 3 in the after¬noon daily.The University Recorder is espe¬cially anxious that students call forcourse books and grade cards as soonas possible. Course books which wereturned in enclosed in self addressedstamped envelopes have already beensent to their owners.DRAMATISTS SELECTOFFICERS THURSDAY vard abandoned compulsory chapeland Princeton required attendanceafter strenuous strugglies. Yale isin the midst of a controversy now. INITIATE THIRTY-ONEWOMEN INTO W. A. A.AT FORMAL DINNER ROMAN WOMENPOWDERED TOOMiss Wilner Reveals Secretsof Old EmpirePLAN MUSICALE FORPROGRAM AT SPANISHCLUB MEETING TODAYTo\yer players will elect officers forthe coming year at election Thursdayat 3:30 in the Tower room of Mitchelltower. Four officers and a Board-Member-at-Large will be elected atthis time. All active members of theorganization may participate in thevoting. A musicale presented by the mem¬bers will form the principal part ofthe program at the meeting of El Cir-culo Espanol today at 4:30 in thenorth reception room of Ida Noyeshall. Esther and Olga Hadeen willgive piano and violin solos; ReveccaTosnian will sing several Spanishsongs, “Estrellita” among them; andRichard Kern will perform on themandolin.“This type of program has not beenpresented by the club for over a year,and promises to be extraordinarilyworth while,” said Mary Ternsted,secretary. Miss Ternsted has extend¬ed a special invitation to old membersof the club to attend the meeting, inorder to meet the many new mem¬bers. Thirty-one women will be initiatedinto W. A. A. at the formal initiationand dinner which will be held tomor¬row at 5:30 in the theatre and sun-parlor of Ida Noyes hall.The initiates are: Louise Bloom,Katherine Rose, Edna Gross, AliciaGrant, Katherine Beevis, Aline Gross-[man, Louise Kirchhiemer, DorothyBobilof, Marcelle Vinnema, MurielBowles, Marjorie Bos, Ellen Mc¬Cracken, Cora Louise Tibbrits,Gretchen D’Evelyn, Doris Mode, SallyMcClosky, Babbette Schoenberg, EthelBrignall, Carolyn Teetzel, HelenClark, Marian Dean, Marie Lewis,Marcelle Gedons, Ii-ene Althide,{ Ixiuise Majonnies, Margaret Wiley,1 Alice Kelley, Elizabeth Brown, Ed-wardo Williams, Ida Snider, andElizabeth Downey .These women have undergonealong period of pledgeship in W. A. A.,doing the things that have been Re¬quired of them. Tomorrow they vyillreceive full recognition for their \ypfk.Tickets for the banquet ma^-bepurchased in the foyer of Ida Noyeshall until noon today. Rome had her worries with “cakeeaters” and painted beauties, and thecries against efforts to add to nature’sgift of beauty were not unlike thoseheard today, according to Miss OrthaL. Wilner, who spoke before the Grad¬uate Classical club of the Universitylast night on “Artificial Aids toBeauty Among the Romans.”The Roman “cookie,” however, far j Open Until Onefrom being distinguished by flowing] But Mr. Mayer had again brokenOxford bags, gained the disdain of I in. "The grill,” he stated, “will, byRoman “he-men” because they plucked { special arrangement, be open fromtheir limbs of hair. nine until one, a convenience securedRoman maids were condemned as through my own personal efforts—”“painted Britons,” for the use of the I “ln conjunction with mine,” put in“Belgian hue” (red), and were ad-1 "The idea,” said Wilson yesterday,"is that the South Shore does not sellfood on a direct payment basis. No,sir—the club works something on theidea of a Greek restaurant, sellingmeal tickets with which you can getfood. Not like a Greek restaurantreally, you understand—that is justmy simile for getting the essentialpoint across.”Must Purchase Tickets“With this ticket,” continued Mr.Mayer, who took up the torch at thispoint, “one directs oneself to the grill.Perhaps, I might say here, it wouldbe advisable to direct the way of one'spartner hither also.”“My colleague,” interrupted Mr.Wilson, “neglected to say that themeal tickets—er, the ducats—er, thepaste-boards—could be purchased intwo denominations, one dollar andtwo dollars. A fact unimportant initself, no doubt,” continued Mr. Wil¬son, Somewhat lost in revery, “yet onewhich might nevertheless be of in¬terest. ...”THE WEDDING DRESS”WINS CORNELL PRIZEGrace Kiner. a former student ofthe University has recently beenawarded first prize, with a monetaryvalue of one hundred fifty dollars,for the best one-act play submittedin a contest held by Cornell Uni¬versity. Her play was entitled, “TheWedding Dress,” and was selectedfrom seventy entries.' vised that powder, paint and hairdyes would destroy their naturalbeauty. In a lighter strain, ope writ¬er observed, “Don’t let your lovercatch you with all the boxes spreadout.”There are many beauty receiptsamong the Romans, resorted to byboth men and women, according toMiss Wilner, who .pointed out thatPoppaea, wife of Nero, is supposedto have invented the bread and milkpoultice. Beauty plasters were com¬mon, and were much used by freed-men to hide the marks of brandingirons applied in their days of bond¬age, she stated. Roman men andwomen wore false'bail* and falseteeth, the latter made of ivory andbones. Light Refreshments“The refreshments one can get inthe grill will consist mainly of theusual soda fountain products,” wenton Mayer, heedless of the interrup¬tion, “as well as sandwiches.”“As well as sandwiches,” repeatedWilson, as the two ball leaders lockedarms and strolled away.PROF. GOODE OPENSANNUAL GEO-PHOTOPRIZE COMPETITIONPHI SIGS GET SCOOP-SHOVEL IN CARDROOMOver at the Phi Sigma Delta housethe boys feel they have at least someclaim to the bride title which is tobe handed out in the near future.They base their claim on the fact thatone of their members drew 13 spadesin a game of auction the other even¬ing.Hy Cohen was the gentleman uponwhom the rare distinction was confer¬red. Playing with him were BernardProckter. Semour Edelstein, and Ar¬nold Shure. Shure was doing thedealing and was playing againstCohen. The fraternity was going toframe the hand but some one stolethe cards. Annual Geo-Photo prize contest,which was initiated into the numberof campus activities last year, willbe open to entrants between now andMay 20. The contest is sponsoredjointly by Prof. J. Paul Goode, headof the Geography department, andthe Geo-Photo club. It* is open toanyone connected in any way with theUniversity who is interested in pho¬tography.Last year’s prize winning photosare now placed in an album in Rosen-wald library, and may be examinedat any time by those interested inseeing the type of work that is to besent in. The prize winning photo¬graphs were mostly pictures of cam¬pus buildings and grounds, some ofwhich were extraordinarily fine foramateur work, according to Mr. JohnMcCormick, secretary of the club.Rules of the contest and details ofthe prizes will be published in a laterissue of The Daily Maroon, as thecommittee in charge has not yet com¬pleted the list for publication.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 21, 1926Battg HiaromtFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OP THE UNIVERSITY OP CHICAGOPublished morning*, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn.Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:13.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice. Chicago, Illinois, March IS.inott. under the act of March 8, 187S.The Duly Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in thia paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis Avenue *I elephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 Rings.The Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion In its columns on allsubjects of student Interest. Contributors must sign their full names to communica¬tions. but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mnlroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women's EditorHarry L. Shlaes Sports EditorReese Price News EditorWalter.Williamson News EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Women’s EditorRuth Daniels .. Assistant Women's EditorAlta Cundy Social Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTEthan Granquist Office DirectorLeland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerFrederick Kretschmer, Circulation ManagerGeorge Gruskin Classified ManagerJack Pincus AuditorBLOW, BLOW"C'AR. far be it from us to come right out and say that two hornson one auIomomBile'is n bad thing. In fact, we see how undercertain circumstances it would be a good thing. For instance, onehorn might get broken.Several undergraduates have adopted this two horn system ontheir automobiles for one reason or another. It seems to work fine.Probably one horn gets broken every now and then, and they stillhave another left to blow.But did you ever hear this automobile with the three horns?The one that sounds like some fantastic cross between a Ford, aCunningham and a fire engine. Well, it’s probably around some¬place. Sit up until about one o’clock tonight and you’ll be sure tohear it.Well, what we started out to say is this: we wish all these va-rities of horns owned by various undergraduates would all get to¬gether some evening and have a real nice long blow—and thenshut up!A WANT-ADWE are looking for copy, for the next issue of our supplement.Perhaps you can supply us with some.We want honest criticisms of life at the University. We wantthese in great variety. The supplement, if we have our way, willbe a forum on paper. It will be a strengthened, dignified vox-popcolumn, in which “A Reader and “An Old Subscriber” are pro¬moted to the rank of contrbiutors. If we believe that your essay ishonest, and effective without striving after effect, we will print it.We may disagree with you—we disagree with notions expressedin the supplement—but you are entitled to a hearing, anyhow.We take the liberty, however, of a few words of advice. Bescientific. Analyze your subject sanely, and report your analysisis simple, business-like terms. Do not jump at conclusions; do notplay to your reader’s emotions. Epigrams do not enchant him.Startling statements merely surprise him. Your public is quite grownup. Do not take your idea over seriously. You are no crusader.The University of Chicago needs neither deliverance from a dragonnor sanctification from a Holy Grail. If a situation is funny, laughat it.If you follow some such plans as these, your story will be ef¬fective. We require that all copy be first honest, and then effective.IN WHICH WE ATTACK LIBERTYWHAT do you think (we asked our friend Humblawf) of suchan idea as this: Require every student to attend a symphonyconcert once a week. Post a flunkey in the gallery at Mandel tocheck up on vacant seats, and issue excuses only to students whoprove themselves quite without what is called the musical ear. Inother words, make concerts compulsory just as chapel is compul¬sory.Such a scheme (we argued) would help students to keep theirbalance. For a couple of hours every week, the activities man wouldforget his deadlines and his try-outs, the graduate student wouldforget her thesis, and the rest of us would forget our bills. We wouldlisten to something universal, something that reduces these detailsto their proper place. However little we know or care for music, wecould not hear Mr. Stock’s orchestra and fail to understand this: thatthere is in the world such a thing as eternity. We would be remindedweek by week, that there is something bigger than Blackfriars showsand Maroon weeks and Interclass hops, something more lasting thanMonday night chapter meetings (though these last a long time),something that means more than syntax and atomic weights. What(we asked Humblawf) do you think?Your idea (said Humblawf) is foolish. Students must not becompelled to do things. Students must be free. 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The DailyWednesday Morning SPORTS Maroon Hand in entries atth elntramural Office,located on upper trackof Bartlett GymnasiumApril 21, 1926NORGRENITES LOSE TO PURDUE 6-2Open I-M Spring Season; Begin Playground Ball This AfternoonCARD TEN TEAMSFOR FIRST DAY’STOURNEY GAMESPhi Psi Meets Phi SigsIn Opener on FieldOneIntramural athletics will get underway for the spring quarter this after¬noon at three oVlock. when six frat¬ernities send their teams out to playin the opening games of the play¬ground ball schedule and the first con¬tests of the I-M spfing program. Atfour-thirty o’clock, four more teamswill take the field, thus making a busyday of it for all concerned in the glor¬ification of the great American game,as slightly modified for intramuralplay.Phi Psi vs. Phi Sig, Phi Kappa Psi plays Phi SigmaDelta in the opening game at FieldNumber One of the new IntramuralDiamonds, located at 59th and Cot¬tage Grove Avenue. At the same time.Fields Number Two and Three willbe occupied by the Sigma Chi—Lam¬bda Chi Alpha and the Phi Gam—Phi Pi Phi games, respectively. Atfour-thirty, the Kappa Nus and Del¬ta Sigs meet on Field One, whileAlpha Sigma Phi plays the Tan Sigson Field Two.Same Rules as Last YearHigh interest ensues in the playingof these games, and as in former*years, playground hall holds the spot¬light in spring I-M sports The samerules are to he used as in last year splay, as these proved very satisfactoryto all concerned—the players and theofficials. Experienced referees havebeen secured for the games, and it ishoped to run the contests off in asmooth way and to prevent un-neces-essary arguments, such as character¬ized many of the games last year.A decided improvement has beenmade in the playing field over thatof last year. Three especially con¬structed diamonds have been design¬ed and built for the exclusive use ofthe I-M department and these willafford players all that can be provid¬ed them for playing their best.No advance dope can he forecastedon the outcome of today’s battles, asthe individual and comparativestrength of the several teams is yetan unknown quantity. Athletes CompeteIn Weights ContestHow much real brawn there is inthe University will be discoveredtonight when the weights competi¬tion open to all undergraduates isto be held. Four events will com¬prise the unique contest, namely,the hammer, discuss and javelinthrows, and the shot put. Each willhe separate hut contestants mayenter all four.The competition is the first toheld in the university but since somany men around campus have themuscular ability necessary it isthought that the entries will helarge in number. Many of the foot¬ball men are certain to take part init and in addition the fraternitiesare entering their huskiest broth¬ers. I he time of the affair is fromfive to six this afternoon and theplace is Stagg Field. Men who wishto enter late can do so at the fieldjust before the meet.DIVIDE ENTRIESIN SIX LEAGUESTwenty-nine Squads ReadyFor Play This WeekAbsences HamperFrosh Track SquadSeveral of the most important menof the frosh track outfit are by coin¬cidence all out of school this quarter.Four of the most outstanding athletesof Lonnie Stagg’s team in particularare not out for the spring trainingand limbering up. Gist, half miler,who is very good in his event, Wol-ful, the best of the freshmen quartermilers, who has made 52 3-5 in theevent, Libby, who has cast the shotnearly 41 feet, and Bennett, star inthe high jump, and capable of mak¬ing over five feet ten inches, are allout of the line-up.The causes are varied. It is to bemost emphatically stated though, thatthe men are not missing because ofineligibilities. Every one of themwill be back next quarter, but it didseem a strange coincidence that allfour were oot of school at the same Along with the announce of thepairings for the first day’s games inIntramural Playground Ball, LalonFarwell and Carl Erickson, co-man¬agers of this sport, issued the list ofteams as arranged in their respectiveLeagues and the schedule for the re¬maining games of the quarter.29 Teams in Six LeaguesThere are twenty-nine teams in allin the fraternity division, and theyhave been grouped into six leagues asfollows:ALPHA, Phi Kappa Psi, Phi SigmaDelta, Tan Kappa Epsilon, Zeta BetaT'au, Phi Beta Delta, Psi Upsilon.BETA, Phi Ga mttia Delta, Phi PiPhi, Alpha Tan Omega, Phi DeltaTheta, Sigma, Nn, Alpha Epsilon Pi.GAMMA, Kappa Nu, Delta T'auDelta, Beta Theta Pi, Tan Delta Phi,Delta Sigma Phi, Delta Chi.DELTA, Alpha Sigma Phi. T'auSigma Omicron, Pi Lambda Phi, Del¬ta Kappa Epsilon, Kappa Sigma, Al¬pha Delta Phi.SIGMA, Sigma Chi, Lambda ChiAlpha, Delta Upsilon. Phi KappaSigma, Chi Psi.These teams will each play "fivegames, one with each of the othermembers of their league, and in thisway will decide the champion andrunner-upship of each league.The New Travel' Promenade andUpper Main DeckAccommodationsFor TOURIST III Cabin PassengersCHERBOURGSpecial SailingsROUNDTRIPMay 18. June 8. July 3-Cabin rates on applicationFor APRIL SAILINGS toCopenhagen Danzig andBaltic Portsapply toBaltic America Line, inc.9 Broadway, N.Y. or local Agent*$177-UNIVERSITY STUDENTSFOUNTAIN SERVICE AND LIGHT LUNCHES ARE BEST ATWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPCORNER FIFTY-FIFTH AT UNIVERSITY AVENUEFresh Home Made Candies PREP WRESTLINGINTERSCHOLASTICIS NEW FEATURE Illinois to InstallMammoth LoudSpeaker SystemCoach Vorres Sponsors AnInnovation in GrapplingCirclesFriday at two in the afternoon aninnovation in the annals of wrestlingwill be given a start at the Univer¬sity. Coach Vorres, head of the wrest¬ling department, is sponsoring an AllCook County High School tourna¬ment. He has worked long on hisplans and Friday they are to ulimin-ate in the tourney. The meet willhe the first of its kind to ever havebeen held hereabouts and it is feltthat it will be very popular ‘with theprep grapplers.Hold Two MeetsTwo meets will he held in conjunc¬tion; the major meet, and a consola¬tion one for the losers. The majoraffair will lie run off per usual hut theconsolation is to have a new ar¬rangement. Not only the first roundlosers but also the losers of the sec¬ond and third rounds will he given achance to compete again. The arrange¬ment will be carried out in this manner ;the losers of the first round wiftwrestle each other, then the winnersof those bouts will take on the los¬ers of the second round regular boutsand so on till the best are left. Thuseveryone will have all the chance inthe world to prove his worth.The preliminaries are on Fridayafternoon at 2:00, and in the eveningat 7 K)0. The afternoon’s bouts willinclude the 115, 125 and the 13-5 poundclasses and the evening matches willhe in the 145, 158, 175 and heavy¬weight classes. Saturday afternoonthe semi-finals will he held and Sat¬urday evening the finals will he runoff. The consolation rounds will heheld along with the regular matches.Offer Eight MedalsThere will he eight medals andthree cups, for the champions, whilethe consolation placers will get fourmedals and two cups. Schools mayenter nine men, two in each event. MARKS HOLDS BOILERMAKERS TOSEVEN HITS, BUT BUNGLES LOSECONTEST FOR MAROONS IN FIRSTBy Victor RoterusThe University of Illinois will fol¬low the University of Southern Cali¬fornia’s lead next fall and make aninnovation in the middle west thatother colleges and universitiesthroughout the country might do wellto eopyr. The down-state school planson installing a mammoth loud speak-j er system, the purpose of which is tokeep the crowd at football games andother athletic events informed of thedetails of the game.Announce Play by PlayIn the past the spectator knew lessabout the game than the individualwho had received the game over aradio. The spectator had seen andheard; but they were few who couldtell who had thrown the winning for¬ward pass, who had carried the ballfor the many gains, how long thegains actually were, why this teamhad been penalized and numerousother details. The radio enthusiastknew all this through expert announc¬ing, and thus the spectator justly feltthat he was losing out on something.But now, at least the spectators atChampaign will have access to allthis information which ought to makethe game all the more enjoyable topeople who are not “in on the insidedope.” During the past three yearsthe University of Southern Califor¬nia has successfully used in crowdsof 75,000 a machine similar to thatwhich will be installed at Illinois.The loud speaker will cost $10,000and will operate on a radio hook-up.A man on the side lines will give thegame, play by play, into a phone onthe end of a long cord having severalplug-in stations along the field. Hewill be connected with the univer¬sity’s radio station, whose announcerwill repeat the description into a mi¬crophone. Thus the spectators willbe presented with a detailed descrip¬tion of the particular game going onand scores of other games fromgroups of large horns placed aboutthe stadium. Maxton, Purdue Hurler, Wins Own Game With Triple, andRaces Home on Overthrow by Macklind; McConnellDoubles and Courts in SixthNestlesMilk ChocolateCroquettesRichest in Cream via Canadian Pacificv ~worui& c,rcdtr*( ^xjsrem'JOIN our group of college stu¬dents, instructors, alumni andfriends who will tour Europe thissummer. A thirty-six day tourfor $365, including all necessaryexpenses.Free side trip (via Toronto) to NiagaraFalls. Opportunity to see eastern Canada,romantic Montreal and picturesque Quebec.Ocean voyage on hoard Canadian Paeitwsteamships, with American Universitydance bands to furnish music. Plenty ofdeck space for dancing, rest, recreation,deck games, sports, dramatics. Comfort¬able berths. Appetizing meals. Two dayvoyage down the mighty St. LawrenceRiver. Only four days open sea.Landing at Liverpool, we visit Chesterand Leamington. By motor to famed En-lish castles, the Shakespeare country, ruralEngland and Oxford University. Fourdays in London.Visit the Hague, Amsterdam and Schevenin- ah r h po a e ah r h po a eChicago (. 2) Purdue (6)Lurie, cf .4 0 0 1 0 0 Flock. If . . . .4 1 1 2 1 0Macklind, lb .4 0 2 13 0 2 Pierce, lb . .4 0 1 13 0 0McConnell, ss .... .4 1 2 0 5 2 Taube, cf .. . .4 1 2 2 0 0Webster, c .4 1 1 4 0 0 Wilcox. 2b . . .4 2 0 1 4 1Marks, p .3 0 0 1 2 1 Rabe, ss ... . .4 1 1 2 2 1Brignall, 3b .4 0 3 2 3 0 Ware, 3b . .4 0 1 2 1 0Gubbins, rf .4 0 1 ] 0 0 Ravenscraft, rf . . .4 0 0 0 0 1Gordon, 2b .4 0 1 1 3 0 Wise, c .... . .3 0 0 > 1 0Schneberger, If . .. 2 0 0 1 0 0 Maxton, p . . .3 1 1 0 3 0Chicago . . 000 101 000--2 Purdue .. 301 000 20 —6Three base hits— -Ware. T wo base hits—McConnell. S t r i k e Out«Marks 2, Maxton 5. Stolen base, Wilcox. Umpire, Rise.LaFayette, Ind.. April 20, (Specialto the Daily Maroon).By Harry L. SNaesWallie Marks, pitching for the Ma¬roons, held the strong BdJlermakernine to seven hits, but due to errorsand a stolen base, lost a fast tilt bythe score of 6-2 this afternoon. Thisvictory for the Pnrdne player-; streng¬thens their lead in the race for theConference title flag. It is the secondstraight loss for the Midwayites, hav¬ing lost to Northwestern last weekby seven runs.Blank Locals in FirstAfter blanking the Maroons in theopening frame, the LaFayette boyspiled up four hits, one a triple, andthrough twro errors and a stolen baseby Wilcox, trickled three runs overtlie plate before the surprised Norgren-ites could stop them. This bunchingof clean hits and taking advantage oferrors by the visitors pnt the g?me onice for the hosts. Never after that wasMaxton, pitcher and bat wielder de¬luxe, in danger of losing the lead thathe made for himself. Macklind, in trying to catch Max-ton off third base, overthrew the bagand the Boilermaker hurler canteredover the home pan with ease. Afterthat the firew’orks died down and thenext two men went down in one-twofashion. Webster tallied once for theMaroons in the fourth inning on aclean hit combined with an error.McConnell Counts in SixthFor a while things went alongsmoothly until McConnell startedthings once more in the sixth witha two bagger. Through a sacrifice anda bungle he cantered home with thesecond run, the last score made by thevisitors. After that, Maxton held theMaroons to one hit for the next andfinal three frames.In the seventh, the Boilermakersincreased their lead by two morecounters, eased up in the eighth andfinished the game four runs to thegood. Score, Maroons 2, Purdue 6.PATRONIZE MAROONADVERTISERSthe Hague, Amsterdam and Schevenm-8en in Holland; Brussels, Bruges, Zeebrugge,stend and other points in Belgium. By trainJstentf and other pointthrough the battlefields toParis, where we spend a week, with trips toVersailles and the American battle sector. Ampletime for individual sight-seeing and shopping.Return sailing from Cherbourg.Shortertours if desired, at $260 and $330. Exten¬sions to Switzerland. Germany and Italy atmod-FR PF erate cost. Hotels, meals, travelingrIVc,C expenses, fees and guides included* *n Lour price. Management arrangesoioer aj] details; books transportation;secures desirable hotel accommoda¬tions; personally conducts party.Write for complete itinerary.Art Crafts Guild Travel Bureau, Dept. UsBOO N. Dearborn St., Chicago, llimo.i■ Gentlemen: Without obligation on my pert, pioeae, »enu me deleila of year Gollesiste Tours to Europe,! end I Mastrated Tour rolder.i Name .| Address .J City State.I Whatever You DoHere’s Your Shoe!And you can do it better with the Ralph Jones Professional! It fitswith the precision of a high-priced leather shoe. But it has specialfeatures that make it athletically perfect. Moulded suction sole—realvacuum cups—extra heavy scuffer toe—narrow well-cushioned heel—non-heat insole—full double foxing reinforcement—scientific last forextra support to instep—made to keep foot from slipping forward. Forevery game and sport that requires ease, quickness and accuracy offootwork, the Ralph Jones Professional wins the approval of athletesand sportsmen. Ask your dealer first. If you have to order directwe will deliver shoes of your sice through the dealer you mention.Athletic coaches, camp directors and dealers will be interested in ourproposition. Write for information.THB SERVUS RUBBER COMPANY-ROCK ISLAND, ILLINOIS4HH- ■ njlxna fllniliBi- ClivjPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 21, 1926A.TRIADThese beThree silent things:The falling snow . . . the hourBefore the dawn . . . The mouth ofoneJust dead.—Adelaide CrapseyTHE Univers<t\ of Minnesota maybe moved to Saint Raul as a resultof political trouble in Minneapolis.We, too. might just as well move ourUniversity to another location nowthat Milton Charles has been trans¬ferred to the Uptown. Red-Cow tail but is a mixture ofthat and horsehair very coarse & alittle human hair of a yellow hue that1 suppose was taken out of the backpart of an old wig. When it first camehome, Aunt measured me with it onfrom the roots of my hair on my fore¬head to the top of my notions, andI measured above an inch larger than1 did downward from the roots of myhair to the end of my chin. Nothingrenders a young person more amiablethan Virtue and Modesty without thehelp of false hair. Red-Cow tail, or 1).the barber.” Gives me just as much rightTo wear suspenders asAny of those bims. Why sure.Ain’t Woolworth’sA Big Ten institution?” CHI RHO SIGMA PLEDGESChi. Rho. Sigma, announces, thepledging of Evelyn Oakes of Chicago.I "Tom Mulroy declares in all sin¬cerity that the Senior banquet will beone of the oddest functions that hasI ever been given -on campus.” That’sall right. Miller, every knock is a! boost.-TERRIBLE TURK , French and German by Paris andBerlin Univ. Grad. Corners., gram¬mar, scientific texts; also Latin andGreek. H. P. 7510.It Depends On the Mama!Dear Turk:I notice large bundles of “Mother'sDay” stationery in the bookstore. Howcome? Nobody could write that manyletters in twenty-four hours.—Stevie THE cook in one of the houseson campus left the boys dinnerlessyesterday by quitting her job in theafternoon to go to work in a steamlaundry. Ah. in the spring thesewomen become so fickle!OUR STUDENT NEWSPAPERThe Maroon office working in fullswing. Piles of paper flashed acrossthe room as if in rythmn with the tap,tap of the typewriters. He had longwondered how people worked in anewspaper office: today for the first |time he had ventured into the sacred jprecincts. Suddenly a typewriter rib¬bon snapped, the reporter working atthe machine bent over to repair it. hewas unsuccessful. The echo of his jcomments followed the retreating vis-1itor as he hurried outside. “Well,” said jthe stranger. “I suppose its full name jis Havelock Ellis hall!” i Then Keep Away From the CampusDear Turk:\\ hat’s the use of me having fineclothes, and money, and a prettygirl.'' What’s even the use of goingto school? Damit. f can’t get the topot my car down!—Archie With The Movie-GoerA gav romance where a small townbarber becomes the lion of New Yorksociety is on the screen at the Tivolithis week. The name is “A SocialCelebrity” and stars Adolphe Metijouand Louise Brooks.Miss Fay Lamphier, 1(>25 MissAmerica, is the high-light of the stageproduction. 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