Inter-dUbM HopLeaden wfll meettoday at 3:30 inClassics 10.Vol. 26 No. 103 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, APRIL 20, 1926 Price Five Centomcginnis heads “walue” castTIGER-MAROONTRIO DEFEATSFORCED R.O.T.C.Suave Eastern* CompeteWith Chicago Logic;Data ScarceForty-five students went to the de¬bate between Princeton and Chicagoat Mandel hall Saturday with openminds—or indifferent ones. They hadnot decided, or they did not care,whether compulsory college militarytraining is inimical to peace or not.Six debaters ascended the Mandelplatform with empty notebooks. Theyhad nothing to put into them. Littlescientific evidence, on one side or theother, has accumulated on this ques¬tion. Two Princeton and one Chi¬cago man took the affirmative.Convert Forty-ThreeBy the time the six debaters hadfinished, forty-three of the forty-fiveundecided had made up their minds.They voted with the affirmative, anddeclared that compulsory militarytraining is inimical to peace.No EvidenceHere is the complete vote of the au¬dience: Before the debate: Yes. 101;Undecided, 45; NO, 78. After the de¬bate Yes. 144: No. 78. The othertwo fellow* are said to have disap¬peared after the second speech.How to win a debate without evi¬dence, was the problem before the sixdebaters. There was no mighty arrayof statistics, no persuasive table ofpercentages, no inviting curve of prob¬abilities. One meager questionnaire,with returns interpreted by each teamin its own favor, was the sum of thedata. Yet the debate must be won.Serena and Plummer of Princeton,speaking for the affirmative and thenegative respectively. Vied suavity,and failed to impress their hearers.They told mild jokes; got no laughs;they made melodious perorations thatgot little else. Martha McLendon ofChicago, arguing for the* negative,tried logic though there were no datain sight and used the questionnairefor all it was worth. Harry Buskin ofChicago, concluding the case for com¬pulsory training, set forth the Heg¬elian philosophy and compared his op¬ponents to Bryan at Dayton.Sterling Is ForcefulDonald Sterling of Chicago made amore forceful appeal. He describedEurope’s compulsory military training—the goose-step and the result. Plum¬mer countered with the argument thatthings are different in America. Weare preparing our R. (4. T. C. stu¬dents for defense, he said, not for of¬fense. Incidentally attacking thisstand, Moment of Princeton built upan argument of his own, based on theprinciple of evolution. Man does notfight as he once did; the situation iswholly different. Mayer ReplacesBates as MajorAppointment of Herbert F.Mayer to the rank of Acting Ca¬det Major in the place of GeorgeBates who is out of residence thisquarter, was recently made byMajor Frederick C. Barrows, headof the department of Military Sci¬ence and Tactics. The position isthat of highest ranking cadet of¬ficer of the R. 0. T. C. and is thehighest honor bestowed by the de¬partment.Mayer was appointed because ofhis military and soldierly qualities,his tact, his leadership, his abilityas a student, and his interest inthe welfare and future of the de¬partment, according to a statementmade by Major Barrows. Mhyeris also Commander of CrossedCannon, honorary cadet officer’sorganization, a stud nt in the LawSchool, and member of Phi Ka/paPsi fraternity.“Mayer has proved his abilityand his interest in the departmentmany times over, since he firstentered the department,’’ MajorBarrows said. Blackfriars TeamTo Entertain AtJunior LuncheonSEARCH HAUNTSOF GOLDENRODLocal Scientists Shed NewLight on Hay-fever Stanley Young and Harold Koerbcrwill furnish the entertainment at theJunior class luncheon Thursday from12 to 1 in the sunparlor of Ida Noyeshall. They will give ducts and ukeleleselections from Blackfriar music.Harriett Keeney and George Wid-nxan, who are in charge of the lunch¬eon are making extensive plans tomake the affair a success. The menufor the luncheon is as follows: meatloaf with chili sauce, creamed potatoeswith parsley, buttered peas, fruit salad,rolls and butter, raspberry icc, cookiesand coffee.Tickets may be .secured for seventy-five cents at fraternity houses andmembers of the Junior class council.They may be obtained from MissKeeney, John Howe, president of theclass, Ruth Burtis, Esther Cook. Gif¬ford Hitz. Wendell Bennett, ElizabethI Garrison. Leo Stone, Ellen McCrack-j en, Margaret Hitt, Frances Lawton.' Clyde Keutzer, Reese Price and Wal-1 ter Williamson. Those planning to at-! tend have been requested to be prompt| so that people with 1:30 classes may| not be late.The sun-parlor will be decoratedwith Spring flowers appropriate to the) season. The council has planned abig theatre party and a mixer laterj on this quarter as further activities of; the class.Henna, Mascara,and Beauty ClayAll Old StuffTwo University scientists, otit to jgrapple with the hey-fever problem of jChicago, have recently completed a sur- Ivey of 171 mile-square blocks whichshows that thirty-eight per cent of the !city’s area is neglected land, or approxi¬mate!} 40,000 acres upon which a com- jplete assortment of nature's weedsbroadcasts literally tons of pollen. The jstudy was made by Dr. Karl K. Ivoess-jler and O. C. Durham of the UniversityPathology department for the Journal jof the American Medical association. IAccording to the investigators, an idea jof what volume of pollen is produced j Among the Romans,may be gained by computing the amount I .*lt is certain that beauty aids wereof pollen that an acre of commong rag-1 employed among the ancients,’’ saidweed will yield. They say that an aver- j Miss Wilner, “for Pliny the Elder de¬age city lot, about one-tenth acre, ofragweeds will produce a minimum of100 ounces of pollen in a season. Thisis about sixty pounds jht acre. Actualproduction is often many times this fig¬ure. This means, tht'y point out, that j £hundreds of tons of ragweed pollen alone iare liberated each season in Chicago, j Pandora first discovered the mudpack as a beauty aid in her famous“box of troubles!” This is one solu¬tion of the mystery surrounding itsorigin, according to Ortha Wilner,who will speak tonight at 8 in Clas¬sics 20 on “Artificial Aids to BeautyDr. Koessler and Mr. Durham, aidedby an expert Ixitanist, observed and elas- jsifted the quantity and kinds of weeds 1in Chicago and exposed oil-coated plantsto catch air-borne pollens. With these ,methods, the workers secured satisfac- jtory data on the distribution and abund- {ance of the flora here, on the time, dura- jtion, and intensity of pollen production, I scribes white and red substances usedto paint the face, and deeper researchin the Classics reveals that ‘Mascara’substitutes and hair dye brought Ro¬man eyes to the fashionable shape,and locks to the favored auburn shade.NEW CATHOLIC CLUBORGANIZED ONCAMPUS“Athletes don’t drink—that is whatthirty-three years’ contact with Uni¬versity of Chicago men has taughtme.From the lips of the Old Man, foot¬ball’s most gallant and picturesquefigure, come these words of praiseand exoneration for the athlete, fol¬lowing Mr. Stagg’s testimony beforethe Senate investigating committeelast Saturday.“The Volstead Act hasn’t affecteddrinking among athletes except inso¬far as the general college man hasbeen involved. We have never hadany trouble at Chicago. Our teams The Newman Society, composed ofCatholic members of the University,lias been recognized as a Universityorganization by the Board of StudentOrganizations, it wTas announced yes¬terday.The following officers were electedat the first meeting of the society,held March 9: President, JamesLyons; vice president, John McDon¬ough; recording secretary, Joseph__ j Gubbins; corresponding secretary,are not developed on the grounds that j Martin Hayes; alumni secretary, Cyl-athletes should have special privileges, | vester J. Sweetring; faculty adviser,‘Drinking vs. Athletes PresentsNo Problems Here, ” Says Staggbut, on the contrary, added responsi¬bilities.”One of the fundamental demandsmade of an athlete, the Old Mangoes on to say, is that he exhibit self-control—out of the game as well asin it. When a man has completedthe training season the spirit of cleanliving stays with him, the coach be¬lieves. “I attribute the success ofour teams to their adherence to train¬ing rules. There has never been anytrouble over drinking at this school,I am proud to say.” Mr. Jerome G. Kerwin.Edward J. Redden has been ap¬pointed chairman of the membershipcommittee. He will receive applica¬tions for membership directed to himat the Delta Kappa Epsilon house.The Newman society supercedes theBrownson club, a similar, thoughsomewhat more limited, organization,which was recently reported defunct.The society takes its name from JohnHenry, Cardinal Newman, a leaderin caring for Catholic youths study¬ing at secular universities. SENIORS PLANUNIQUE DINNERFOR APRIL 29Mutroy and Rice ManageLast Get-Togetherof ClassSeniors will hold their big socialevent of the Spring quarter, a dinner,on Thursday evening, April twenty-ninth. The place of the dinner hasnot as yet been decided upon, but willbe announced in the The Maroon later.Thomas R. Mulroy and Eleanor Ricehave been appointed by the executivecouncil of the Senior class to havecharge of the affair.This dinner will be one of the big¬gest social events of the year, if thepredictions are in any way true. Anattendance of over two hundred is ex¬pected and novelties and unusual en¬tertainment are being planed. Those,are. however being kept strictly secretuntil a later date.Will Be “Oddest Banquet”Tom Mulroy declares in ail sin¬cerity that although it sounds funnythis banquet will be the oddest, mostunique, and most exotic of all similarfunctions that have ever been givenon campus. All that we can as yet jfind out about it is that all the courseswill lie served in a unique fashion. )The heads promise a “good feed served jin a good way." Just what the natureof the service and the program will liewill be announced in a very few days,according to Mulroy. There will be nospeak *rs.Is Last Get-Together"This is the last opportunity for theSeniors to get together while they arein the University." said Eleanor Rice.“We are particularly anxious that ev¬ery senior on campus be there. TheSeniors are very proud of their class,and are looking forward to this chanceat a social function.”ALBERT MANSBRIDGETO DISCUSS ENGLISHCOLLEGES OF TODAY"Oxford and Cambridge of Today”'will be discussed by Albert Mans-bridge. of London, in his lecture to¬day at 4:30 in Harper Assembly hall.Mr. Mansbridge is a member of theRoyal Commission of Oxford and oneof the six honorary fellows of TrinityCollege, Cambridge. He also holds sev¬eral honorary degrees from Manches¬ter and Cambridge university. A fewyears ago Mr. Mansbridge deliveredthe Lowell lectures at Boston andrecently gave lectures at the Pa¬cific School of Religion. All membersof the University and their friendshave been invited to attend. Admis¬sion is free.Exhibit Work ofCampus ArtistsRepresentative art work q.f stu¬dents, faculty, and alumni has beenincluded in the first annual art ex¬hibition in Ida Noyes hall, which willbe open to the public until Friday,April 30. The exhibition is under theauspices of the Art club, spensoredby the Renaissance society.The display, which has Toeen di¬vided into three parts, includes stu¬dent class work, outside work, andhandicraft, loaned by members of thesociety, including Prof. Walter Sar¬gent, head of the art department, MissSusan Peabody, Elizabeth Colwell,and Miss Susan Todd. Give ‘Low-down ’On SaleswomenMiss Betty Taylor won individ¬ual honors and the group headed byMiss Helen Lamborn capturedteam honors in the recent subscrip¬tion-selling contest sponsored byThe Daily Maroon.In the individual race, KatherineRose placed second, and BetsyFarwell and Ruth DeWitt tied forthird and fourth places. Membersof the winning team follow:Helen Lamborn, captain. DorothyJames, Carol Simons, DortheaLovvenstine, Gertrude Holmes, Dor¬othy Sylvester. Betty Taylor andVirginia Hardt. The members ofthis team will be guests at a mat¬inee theatre party as a reward fortheir endeavors.* The contest was a part of the pro¬gram for Maroon Week that washeld during the week of April 5.Four teams were in the running,eight women being on each team.The sales girls were posted at stra- jgetic points about campus and sold jsubscriptions to the unwary.ADVISE WOMENON VOCATIONSUniversity Council PlansConference TuesdayTalks on vocational guidance willhe given next Tuesday from 4 to 8:30in the library of Ida Noyes hall. Sev¬eral speeches will be given from 4to 6, when the women attending willadjourn to the refectory for dinner.The conference will he concluded byspeeches from 7 to 8:30. The programwill he given under the auspices of theWomen’s University Council assistedby the Federation of University .Wom¬en. Miss Sophonisba P. Breckenridgewill preside at the meeting and intro¬duce the speakers.Representative women from variousfields of activity, such as nursing andlibrary work, will speak on their voca¬tions. Each will explain the best meth¬ods of preparation, how to enter thefield of her work, and its opportun¬ities.. In the past a Vocational GuidanceCommittee has been maintained, butthe year it was discontinued.DR. GILKEY TALKS ATNATIONAL Y. W.CONVENTIONDr. Charles \Y. Gilkey of the HydePark Baptist church and Dr. Rhein-*hold Neibuhr of Detroit. Mich., willhe among the leading speakers at theY. W. C. A. National convention, tobe held in Milwaukee, April 21 to 25.Dr. Neibuhr will deliver the openingaddress on “The Association-WhitherAre We Bound?”The purpose of the national conven¬tion, which will be attended ■ by dele-1gathes from all over the United States,is to plan the work of the associationfor the next two years. Financialconsiderations and the aims of the or¬ganization will be discussed and re¬ports from the delegates about thework accomplished by the branchesof the organization will be read.Delegates representing the Univer¬sity are: Helen Wooding, outgoingpresident of the local chapter:'Kath¬leen Stewart, president: Allis Graham,vice president; Marscia Wallace,chairman of the industrial committee;Mary Ilarvty, chairman of the meet¬ings committee; Mrs. William J. Mon-ilaw, chairman of the advisory board;and Margaret Logan Clark, secretary. COVERT, HINTZ,KEUTZER TAKELEADING ROLESAnnounce Other Parts; PlanLargest Chorus inYearsDon McGinnis, star of the 1925Blackfriar production, “Kaiti fromHaiti,” will take the leading femalerole in the new Blackfriar show,“Wallie Watch Out,” to be presentedin Mandel hall May 14, 15, 21, and 22,according to Hamilton Coleman, whohas just announced the tentative cast.As Prudence Chapel, he will sharethe honors with Clyde Keutzer, an¬other favorite of last year’s perform¬ance. Keutzer will play the otherfemale lead, Louise.Seward Covert, head cheerleader ofthe University and star of many corn-pus productions, will take the leadingmale part as Jefferson. The title roleof Wallie will be played by a Fresh-. man, Marvin Hintz, for whom Black¬friar officials predict a brilliant ca¬reer.Cullom Lauds ShowPaul Cullom, Abbott of Blackfriars,expressed himself yesterday as highlypleased with the cast selections, de¬claring that the leads will be morepopular in the new play than theywere last year.Harold Carlson or Jack Cowan willtake the part of Romeo, and WilburtFinlay or Vernon Bain that of Julius,Maturin Bay will appear as Went-w-orth, Ross Burley as Day, and JohnGerhart as Careborn.Announces Bathing BeautiesVernon Bain has been selected tolead the Bathing Girl chorus. MikeJelinek will lead the Tennis Girlchorus.Blackfriars will he Arthur Ern-stein, Rex Malone, James Malone, L.V. Jones, George Reed, Wright Me-Cullom, Wilbert Finley, and HaroldKoerber.George Munroe will present a spe¬cialty act. Other specialties will bechosen within the next few days.Glee Club a FeatureOne of the features of the showwill be the Glee Club, which is ex¬pected to lend collegiate atmosphereto what Cullom characterizes as thepeppiest college play in years. TheBlackfriar jazz orchestra that touredthe Middle Western vaudeville circuitsafter a sensational success in Chi¬cago theatres, will be another head¬liner.Chorus rehearsals have been inprogress for the past week and castrehearsals have now been begun. Thechorus will be the largest of anyBlackfriar show in the past fiveyears.Takes Place in FloridaThe play is a tale of financial andemotional difficulties in a mythicalkingdom in Florida and of life at theUniversity, with much clever satiriz¬ing of college life.What's On TodayCarl Sandberg, lecture. 8, MandelAssembly hall.Lecture, 4:30, Harper Assembly. Al¬bert Mansbridge. “Oxford and Cam¬bridge of Today."History of Religious club, 7:30Theology 300.Graduate Classical club. 8. Classics20.Symphony‘concert, 4:15, Mandel As¬sembly.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, APRIL 20. 1926uty? Satlg fflarmmFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL 8TUDBNT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morning*, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, daring the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarter* by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rate*:•8.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, fire cents each.Entered as second-class mall at tbc Chicago Poatofflce, Chicago, Illinois, March 13,1P06. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Dfctly Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing In thla paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis Avenuetelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sporta Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion In Its columns an allsubjects of student interest. Contributors must sign their full names to co*Bmnnlca<tions. but publication upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women’s EditorHarry L. Shlaes Sports EditorReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News EditorI^?o Stone Whistle EditorMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Women’s EditorRuth Daniels .. Assistant Women’s EditorAlta Cnndy Social Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTEthan Granquist Office DirectorLeland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerFrederick Kretschmer, Circulation ManagerGeorge Gruskin Classified ManagerJack Pincus AuditorA PLEA FOR LAZINESST)ERHAPS the greatest worry of the student is the suspicion thathe is laiy. Sooner or later hfc is “bound to become suspiciousof himself. Books remain untouched, papers unwritten; for thedisease has the infectious qualities of hydrophobia.In the spring this malady parades under the name of ‘ springfever"; in the winter it is "homesickness"; in the autumn it is mere¬ly "restlessness after the summer holidays." But those who know—and there are some rare philosophers among us—say that the com¬mon denominator of all these undergraduate ills and maladies ismere laziness—infectious, delicious, idealistic laziness.The statistician finds plenty of evidence from which to tell usthat laziness goes hand in hand with college. And, being somewhatvictims of this malady ourselves, we are inclined to agree with him.At least we get considerable saticfaction from being so congenial.But what if the statistician is right? What if laziness does gohand in hand with college? Do not ideas arise and ripen when wehold ourselves aloof from the workaday world.Why not all be lazy, genuinely, intensely lazy while we are inOn DisplayAT THE FRATERNITIESAPRIL 20. 21SAM MUNGKR, Rep.REGALS—On the feetof College Men fromrn Coast to Coast!Uric PriceOur Direct Selling Service is operated on thePrincipal Campuses of America by FactoryRepresentatives who regularly display new mod¬els especially designed for the College Man.Below are a few of the Universities whereRegals are the accepted footgear styles—andthe recognized standard of shoe values.PrincetonLehighStevensPennsylvaniaGeorgetownCarnegie Inst. Tech.Wash ington & JeffersonNorth CarolinaWilliam & MaryDuke DartmouthBrownWashingtonCaliforniaStanfordOregonMichiganLafayetteRutgersNew York NorthwesternOhio StateOregon StateIllinoisFordhamBostonChicagoHoly CrossPittsburghPenn. State“RESCO” Scientific Fitting ServiceFrom Maker to Wearer -Ol From Coast to CoartRegal Factories, Whitman,\REGAL1B1SHOES,\Maas. \V aao. u. 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Ask thesalesman for Aristo-Varsity shoes.Aristo-‘Varsity Lightweight—A Smart Light Tan Shoe Built on the Linesof a Dancing OxfordSECOND FLOORMARSHALL FIELD & COMPANYW The Store for Men Wthummumi JkJJJU kUJUU mmL*mIIr>X*V( Meeting of I-M or¬ganization representa¬tives in Room A, Rey- The Daily SPORTS Maroon Doughnuts and ciderwill be served and im¬portant questions dis¬cussed.nolds at 7:30.Tuesday Morning or u iv 1 o April 20, 1926. -INELIGIBILITIESMENACE MAROONFOOTBALL HOPESDuval, Yeisley, Dygert,Gordon Are GridDoubtfulsTilings in general are pretty pessi¬mistic in the Maroon football campand the tide of enthusiasm is at itslowest ebb. The cause of all the gloomis the age old story — ineligibility.The coaches were putting forth theirbest and the men who are out are allworking and playing their best butnext year’s prospects are still shroud¬ed in shadow.The outcome of four possible in¬eligibilities is going to be the decidingfactor in clearing up the situation. Ifthey come out wrong, there will bemore gloom than ever. Chuck Duvall,Don Yeisley, Cordon, and TogoDygert men who have had lots ofgrid cxpercicnce are all on probationand great fears arc expressed thatthey will not coftte tip to the scholas¬tic standard in time to play next fall.John McDonough, VVallic Marks,and Kyle Anderson, the other menwo have the passing ability, are all outfor baseball. The rest of the pros¬pects are rather poor and the castingabout for men of ability has not metwith much success. Thus the teameven though it could be lined up insome fashion is certain to be verymuch cut down by the ineligibilities. What’s in a NameAnd Why? AsksU. of California STAGG MAY NOTSEND TRACKMENTO PENN RELAYSMomentous problems are constantlyconfronting the Pacific coast schools.A while back Stanford men and wom¬en were agog over the weighty ques¬tion: Should the men of Stanfordbe allowed to wear dirty corduroypants? After days and weeks of fieryoratory, Vox Pop contributions andthe like, the question was settled—the“cords” are now cleaned with respect¬able regularity.But at present there is an issue of jstill greater consequence before theuniversities of Montana and Califor¬nia (Southern Branch). And that is,just who is entitled to the use of thename “Grizzlies?” The question isso important that the Associated Stu¬dents of Montana, a campus organiza¬tion, threaten legal action, pointingto the instance of the University ofCalifornia (proper) who, through'the courts, prevented the Mission jbaseball club from using the name!“Bears.” The northern students claim jthat their athletic teams have usedthe name since 1897, and that Cali- Ifornia usurped the name in 1924.California attempted to comprom¬ise. Why not, they suggested, call theteams “Montana Grizzlies,” and “Cal¬ifornia Grizzlies?” But Montana wasstubborn, and more threats weremade.“Mussolini? World Court? Pro¬hibition? Wait tille this is settledand then we’ll talk about them!” Rather Poor Showing atOhio Makes CoachesDoubtfulAfter the rather poor showing thatthe track team made at the Ohio re¬lays there remains a doubt in thecoaches’ minds as to whether or nota team goes to Penn to compete inthe relays there. The loss of Beall,who will not he able to run, shakes upthe relay arrangements and unless an¬other good 220 man is found chancesfor a win will he slim.At the Ohio relays the men allworked under the handicap of verycold weather and consequently werenot able to do their very best. Burgdid well by taking a second in thehigh jump,. being beaten out by anunknown and if he keeps up his pres¬ent form he will no doubt be sentto Penn, in which case be has thedope behind him to win. The mileteam took third in their event, Cus¬ack doing the best time, 4:36.The team, even though they did notcollect the gold watches, had a verygood time at Columbus. W. S. Har¬mon. who has a son at the Universityhere, entertained the Chicago teamroyally. After the meet he was theirhost at a splendid banquet and thenwhile the other teams tried to sleepat the station he arranged so that theteam rested comfortably at the Ath¬letic Club. Locals Play OnBest Diamond inBig Ten TodayLafayette, Ind., April 19—Purdue’sbaseball diamond on Stuart field willrank as one of the best in the Big Tenthis year in the opinion of Walter Tra-gesser, assistant Purdue coach andformer National league catcher. Di¬rector of Athletics N. A. Kellogg su¬pervised considerable improvementwork on the playing field last summerand fall and as a result Purdue wasable to play this spring 24 hours after2.1 inches of rain had fallen here.Additional drains were placed underthe diamond and the rapid rate atwhich the water left the field last weekindicated that they are working fine.The closely cropped infield is assmooth as a table, and the outfieldwhich once conicAed uneven ^spotsdangerous to the unwary fielder, isnow in almost as good shape as theinfield.Another help to the diamond wasthe abandonment of Stuart field’sgridiron with the completion of theRoss-Ade stadium. Formerly, bleach¬ers had to be placed across -the infieldto accommodate the football specta¬tors. Eventually Purdue will have adiamond on the Ross-Ade athleticfield. Purdue now ha.', accommoda¬tions for 4,000 fans at its baseballgames. Baseball has become so popu¬lar at the Boilermaker School, that forimportant games, the accommodationsare inadequate. NORGREN LEAVES FOR LAFAYETTEWITH THIRTEEN DIAMOND PLAYERS;MEET PURDUE UNBEATEN SQUADHope for Better Weather After Postponement of ButlerGame Last Saturday Because of SnowFall; Team in Good ShapeBy Tom StephensonProviding that it has stopped snow¬ing down in Lafayette, the Maroonnine will clash with Ward Lambert’sPurdue team at 2:30 this afternoon,on Stuart Field. The Norgrenitesjust returned from that vicinity Sat¬urday, having a game scheduled withButler of Indianapuits which it wasnecessary to postpone on account ofsnow. Coach Norgren and thirteenof his regulars left last night for uieBoilermaker game, hoping to meetwith better weather this time.Those making the trip are CaptainGubbins, Webster, Macklind, Ander¬son, McConnell, Brignall, Price,Schneberger, Marks, Zimmerman,McCormick, Gordon, and Luthrie.They are the same lucky thirteen thataccompanied Coach Norgren to But¬ler; the same unlucky thirteen thatdid not get to play because of thechilly reception given them by theIndianapolis weather man.Dope Favors rurdueChuck Hoerger, regular center-fielder, has been confined to his homewith an injured knee. Price will fillthe vacancy. The probable line-upfor today’s battle will be the firstnine men listed above, with the possi¬bility of either Marks or Gubbins,starting as pitcher.From comparative scores, the dopeis much in favor of the Boilermakers, who have won four straight games.Northwestern, who defeated Chicago,took a drubbing from Lambert's ninein the opening conference game. Pur¬due also won from the Ohio Stateteam in a close game last week, tolead the Big Ten race. Some healthyswatting of the ball marked their winover the Buckeyes, and a total of fif¬teen hits were registered against theOhio hurlers. This show's what Gub¬bins and Marks will face in today’sgame.Purdue will also be aided by theaditional practice which the South¬ern climate has afforded them overthat which the Maroons have had.This hoo-doo followed the Norgrenitesdown to Indianapolis last week to robthem of a very valuable practice tilt.GOOD CLOTHINGAFTER YEARS OF EXPERIENCE WE**KNOW THAT GOOD CLOTHING ISTHE ONLY KIND THAT WILL GIVEENTIRE SATISFACTION.WE WANT OUR CUSTOMERS TO REALIZETHAT WE ARE ENDEAVORING TO GIVETHEM THE BEST CLOTHING MADE. IT IS OUR PURPOSE TO USE ONLY THE1 BEST FABRICS AND THE BEST WORK¬MANSHIP.OUR MODELS ARE BEING RECOGNIZEDTHROUGHOUT THE WEST AS THECORRECT DRESS FOR UNIVERSITYMEN.REXFORD & KELDERLARGEST UNIVERSITY CLOTHIERS IN THE WEST25 JACKSON BOULEVARD EASTCHICAGOi jVhisdeWHY DIDI I SEND MY GIRL TOCOLLEGEShe’d Be Safer On the FarmShe was born out in the country.In the country she was raised.At dawning she would milk the cowsAnd watch them as they grazed.She was my eldest daughter,And she knew her oats and corn—But she left off toting waterOn that farm where she was born.ChorusOh, she said she wanted knowledgeAnd I thought there wam’t no harm—So I sent my gal to collegeThough we missed her on the farm.Now instead of raising chickensAnd tending to the beesShe has learned to raise the dickensIn them fast sororities.Oh, maw, I fear her knowledgeIs gettin’ kind of warm—Why did she go to college?She’d be safer on the farm?—AtlasCHICAGO debated with Princetonlast Saturday. In many intellectualcenters the question arising from thisstatement would he—“What About?”Here, the usual query is “What Aboutit?”It’s a Custom of My CountryDear T. Turk:Speaking of unintelligent co-eds. inGrabo’s English class the other dayin answer to the problem: “What aresome of the great inventions of thepresent century?" a fair one replied,"marcelle wave.”To repeat, if that girl had onlybeen good-looking she could he de¬scribed as beautiful hut dumb.—Bro.FROM the Maroon—“After hearing '“Young Woodley" read. Gargoylesdeferred the election of a president un¬til next autumn .' . . .” How fortunatefor campus dramatics that they didn’tsing itAGREEMENTHe sat dreamily watching her acrossthe aisle. She was attractive; he wasattracted. As she stirred in her seat jeach change in the arrangement of her 1wispy gown enhanced her attractive¬ness. Suddenly, intruding on his rev- jerie, came the prof’s command— ,“Mooch scan those lines!”Absently, but fervently, was the,reply—“Yeh, aren’t they wonderful?”A Right Smart BladeDear Turk:I suppose you've heard the oik*TO-OUT-OF-TOWN STUDENTSMidway Apartment Hotel1535-37 E. 60th StreetOffers Complete Hotel ServiceConvenient to the University with allTransportation Facilities1, 2 and 3 Room Apts. $30 and UpCome on down toTHE DRAKEHOTEL GRILL|Every effort is being madeto keep the Drake Grill themost exclusive dancingplace in the city — appeal¬ing only to the discriminat- iing.FORMAL PARTIES EVERYSATURDAY EVENINGInformal Dancing Other Even¬ings (except Sunday) 10 till 2TOMMY THATCHERand his Orchestra(A Benson Organization)Direction,GLADYS ANDES about the house steward who was sofrugal that lie served hot knives sothe hoys shouldn’t use so much butter.Hot Hal Success is his, no doubt—He makes his way by writing wordsTo songs that they put out!—TERRIBLE TURKMA-AA-MY! !He couldn’t get through in EnglishOne,He flunked in English three—Novel writing and Comp. 5,Were utter misery.His spelling was quite terrible—His syntax very bad—Grammar and the usual rulesWere things he never had.Now he lives in luxury,LEARN TO DANCE WELLTAKE A FEW LESSONS NOWTeresa Dolan Dancing School1208 East 03rd Street, near WoodlawnClaaaaa Nightly at 8:00 and Sundaya 2:00to 8:00. 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