[ ■/ /fitt* ** ts1I!t 7,/ »•*11tL April Phoenixis Out Today. ®f)e 20atfo iHaroon Black friarsCast tryouts to¬morrow at 4 inReynolds Thea¬tre.Vol. 26 No. 101 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, APRIL 15, 1926 Price Five CentsSELECT INTERCLASS HOP LEADERSLILLIE, JONESREID AND WILDCOMPOSE HITSFriars Announce Winnersof Song Contest for“Wallie Watch-out”Veteran campus composers sharehonors with potential Freshman Irv¬ing Berlins in the Blackfriar musicalselections just anounced by HamiltonColeman for “Wallie Watch-Out,’’ theannual production to he given in Man-del hall May 14, 15, 21, and.22.Carl Lillie, who has given the Uni¬versity plays many of their best knownmusic hits, and Norman Reid, whowrote the new University song, leadthe list of composers.Chorus SnappyLillie and Reid, together with GeorgeJones and John Wild, composed theopening chorus medley, which is pro¬claimed by Mr. Coleman as one of thesnappiest choruses in the history ofBlackfriars.Reid is also the winner of the com¬petition for the music for “Wallie,I’m Wicked,” “We’re the CampusWomen,” and “Sally." Jones and Reidare the joint composers of "Tag AlongWith Me.”Are Features“Raggedy Ann" and “Moonbeams”are by Lillie, as is “Please Louise,"which is expected to he one of thefeatures of the show.'Frederic von Amnion is the authorof the words and music for two spe-ialty songs, “Happy." and “Waitingfor the Phone to Ring.” Music for“College Days” was written by CarlBroman; who is making his dehut asa campus composer.Jones is the composer of the“Louise” waltz.Cast Selections TodayFinal cast selections, Mr. Colemanannounces, will be made this after¬noon in Reynolds theatre. All prospec¬tive members are asked to be presentat 4 o’clock. Chorus rehearsals willbe at 2:15.The Blackfriars jazz orchestra,which toured the vaudeville circuitslast year, will again he a feature thisyear. Von Ammon will play the accor¬dion, Hannah the banjo. Peterson theclarinet, and Turner the jug. The Uni-\ ersity glee club will be another ofthe attractions of “Wallie Watch-Out”.Under the direction of Richard Hough,a saxophqpe quartet is being organizedfor a specialty act. Choir EntertainsAt Tea TuesdayF. Melius Christianson, will beentertained at a tea given next Tues¬day afternoon at three-thirty hereat the University. The choir will bein town at this time to present aconcert in the evening, according toMr. Evans, director of the choir atthe University, and Mr. F. H. O’Hara,director of student activities.The Lutheran choir is coming herefrom Saint 13laf’s college of North-field, Minnesota. Following the re¬ception and tea on Tuesday, they willbe the guests of the Dramatic club,the choir, and the University at theconcert of the Chicago Symphony or¬chestra.TOTAL ENROLLMENTHIGHER THIS YEAR;MEN LEAD WOMENThe registration for the Springquarter at the University shows atotal enrollment of 6,715, it was an¬nounced yesterday. Of these 3,565are men and 3,150 are women.There are 2,331 students in thegraduate schools of the Universityand 4,384 in the undergraduate col¬leges.In the professional schools thereare 218 divinity students, in medicalcourses 188,254 in Rush medical col¬lege, 296 law students, 133 in educa¬tion, 439 in commerce and adminis¬tration, and 88 in social service ad¬ministration. The University collegedowntown reports an enrollment of1,843.Figures on registration last springgive a total enrollment of 6,479; ofthese, 3,400 were men and 3,079women. The graduate schools had2,125 students and 4,354 attendedundergraduate colleges. Attendancethis spring has increased by 236 overlast spring. DEVOTE SUM TOCANCER TESTSResearch In Field GivenImpetus By GiftCancer research at the University,which has been conducted with im¬portant results for many years byMiss Maude Slye, will be enhancedby the income from a fund of $100,-000, a bequest of the late EdwinFrancis Holmes. The gift is an¬nounced in a letter to President MaxMason by Miss Harriet F. Holmes,daughter of the donor,The four children of the donor willhave a life interest in the fund, andwhen that interest ceases the $100,-000 will revert to the University forthe establishment of the Edwin P.Holmes Fund for Medical Research,the letter states.Miss Slye indicated that theHolmes gift will greatly facilitate thecancer research work of the Univer¬sity, and expressed gratitude to thedonor, and to his daughter for herservices. COUNCIL NAMESTWO BROTHERSTO LEAD PROMHagey Bros., Hall, McDon¬ough, Cundy, Graham,Far well and Eckert “Woodrow Wilson of the West”Ends Deanship Amid ApplauseTwo brothers, Harry Hagey, ’29,and Graham Hagey, ’26, will lead theInter-Class Hop with John McDon¬ough, Parker Hall, and four women,Alta Cundy, Elizabeth Graham, Bet¬sy Farwell, and Charlotte Eckhart.The elections, which took some tvu>hours, were made at a meeting of theUndergraduate Council in Classicsyesterday afternoon, Allan Miller pre¬siding.JENKINS LECTURES ONOLDEST POEM INROMANCELe Cercle Francais will hold thefirst meeting of the quarter today at4:30 at Le Maison Francais, 5810Woodlawn Ave. An unusually inter¬esting program, consisting of an ad¬dress by Prof. T. Atkinson Jenkinsof the Romance department on “TheOldest Poem in Romance,” has beenplanned for the entertainment of themembers, according to Edward Ames,president of the organization.According to the tradition set bythe club, tea will be served beforeProf. Jenkin’s talk. Everyone inter¬ested in French has been invited toattend this function. “Attendanceat these meetings affords an excellentway of keeping a grasp on the lan¬guage,” Ames said.LIBERALS TO HEARLECTURE ON CHINADr. Lloyd Balderson, of the Ameri¬can Friends iServilce Committee, aWar Relief organization, will lectureon the “Present Conditions in China”tomorrow at 4:30 in Harper Assemblyhall. The meeting is being given un¬der the auspices of the Liberal club,Associate Prof. Warder C. Allee, ofthe ^Zoology department, will preside.“This lecture will be especially in¬teresting to those students who aremaking a study of the conditions ofChina, since Dr. Balderson’s talk willintroduce new and interesting factsconcerning that country,” said Alex El-son, president of the L"<ral club. The date of the Hop will be settledin a meeting of the leaders to be heldsome time next week. All the planswill he arranged at this meeting, thework will be alloted, and the commit¬tees appointed.The coincidence of two brothersleading the Hop was altogether unex¬pected by most of the members of theCouncil, who expressed great surprisewhen the results were announced inthe meeting. Both are members ofChi Psi. A man sat at the head of a dinner-table in Ida Noyes hall last night.Teachers and pupils sat before him.{is term of office was ended; andDean Ernest Hatch Wilkins, withbowed head, heard what few menever hear—praise, applause, andthanks from those with whom heworked.One by one his colleagues—in col¬lege and in faculty—spoke.“The Woodrow Wilson of theWest,” Prof. T. V. Smith called him.“He is a poet although he may neverhave written a verse. All of Wilkins’work has been characterized by thesymmetry and beauty which markthat of the artist. Had somebody de¬scribed Dean Wilkins to me beforeI knew him, I, as a philosopher,should have said, ‘There cannot besuch a man.’ ” “He is a perfect ma¬chine, a beautifully working system,but more,— he is a man.”Vice-President Woodward recount-MEADEVILLE SCHOOLBUYS PROPERTY; TOMOVE HERE IN JUNE Cheating Taboo!Blood PressureBetrays CribberMeadeville theological seminaryhas purchased the four corners at theintersection of 57th street and Wood-lawn Avenue, where they are goingto erect their school in June.The school is now located atMeadeville, Mass. The authorities ofthe seminary felt that their studentsneeded the advantage of a large uni¬versity where subjects other thanthat of a theological nature could beafforded. The school is not to be¬come directly affiliated with theUniversity because they fear theymight become engulfed by the largerinstitution and they want to remaindistinctive if possible.Meadeville students have alwayscome to Chicago in the summer towork. While here they have theirclasses in the Meadeville house onWoodlawn. In the regular schoolyear the house is used as a roomingand boarding place for Universitystudents.The new school purchased the PhiDelta Theta house along with the ad¬jacent vacant lot. The upstairsrooms of the Phi Delt house are tobe used for a dormitory for marriedmen and their wives. The downstairsrooms are to be used for class roomsand a library. Later on, when timeand finances permit the tentativeplans call for a new building whichwill be used entirely for class rooms.Across the street, west, the houseof Dr. Femister will be used for thehome of the President of the school.On the northwest corner of the in¬tersection the chapel of the schoolwill be erected.Interfratemity CouncilWill Meet TonightOfficers for next year will be electedat the meeting of the Inter-FraternityCouncil to be held tonight before din¬ner at 6:15 at the Phi Delta Thetahouse. The Seniors will vote on Ju¬nior members of the Council only.Revision of the rushing rules whichhas occupied the Council recently wilkbe taken uo for discussion. The University of Texas has offi¬cially adopted a “truth machine,instructors in the University will usea mechanical device as an aid in de¬termining the guilt of students whenbrought before a judicial committeewith the charge of cheating duringexamination or some other offense,according to the Texas Universitydaily.The “truth machine,” an inventionof Martin F. White, instructor ofpsychology, measures the blood pres¬sure and electical discharges from the(Continued on page 4)SCANDINAVIAN CLUBPLANS GROUP OFLECTURESA group of lectures on Scandinavi¬an topic." will ho given Wednesday,May 5, at 7:45, in Ida Xoyes hall,sponsored by the Scandinavian club ofthe University.“Adult Education in Folk HighSchools of Denmark” will he the sub¬ject of the opening lecture, which willbe delivered by Christian Bay, of theJohn Crerar library, Drf J. PaulGoode, head of the Geography depart¬ment of the University, will speak on“Pheno-Scandia.” The concluding lec¬ture of the series will be by the. Rev.Joshua Oden, a local Lutheran pas¬tor, on the general subject of Sweden.The lectures will be open to anyoneinterested in Scandinavia.RENTAL ADDS NEWFICTION, NON-FICTIONMany new books, both fiction andnon-fiction, have recently been addedto the Rental Library collection and arenow available for the use of Univer¬sity students, according to Miss CoraLittle, librarian.The list of new novels includes thefollowing titles: “The Crime at Van-de^lynden,” by R. H. Mottram; “Mir¬ada Masters” 'by John Cournos; “Giftsof Sheba” by W. L. George; “RoyalHighness” by Thomas Mann; “TheSacred Tree” by Lady Murasaki; “TheUnchanging Quest” by Philip Gibbs;“William” by E. H. Young.Other titles of interest are ‘’LastEssays” by Joseph Conrad; “Excava¬tions” by Carl Van Vechten; “Aria DaCapo” by Edan St. Vincent Millay;“The Mauve Decade" by ThomasBeer ed some of the retiring dean’sachievements. Co-operation, friend¬ship and work, between students andfaculty; differentiation in favor ofgifted students; a juster gradingscheme; a directorate of activities.> “Do not be surprised, Mr. Wil¬kins,” said Charles Anderson, presi¬dent of the Undergraduate council,“if some day, when a problem is puz-(Continued on page 4) GREEK GRADESOUT; KAPPA NULEADS ON LISTJUNIORS MEETAT LUNCHEONAppoint Harriet Keeney andGeorge WiddamanMembers of the Junior class willgather for their first all-class socialfunction of the Spring quarter at theJunior class luncheon to he held nextThursday from 12 to 1.30 in the sun-parlor of Ida Noyes hall.Harriet Keene)' and George Widda¬man who have been appointed co-chairmen of the affair have made ex¬tensive plans for the luncheon. Inorder to insure1 the success oi thefunction Miss Keeney has requestedthat everyone who attends the func¬tion arrive promptly at 12 in orderthat members of the class may attend1:30 classes.The sun parlor will be decoratedwith Spring flowers appropriate tothe season. Speakers for the occa¬sion will be announced in an earlyissue of The Daily Maroon.Tickets which will he on sale forseventy-five cents will be alloted tothe fraternity houses and will be onsale as well from members of the Ju¬nior class council. They may be ob¬tained from Friday to Monday fromHarriet Keeney, Ruth Daniel, EstherCook, Ellen McCracken, MargaretHitt, Francis Lawton, Elizabeth Gar¬rison and John Howe, president of theclass, George Widdaman, Clyde Keut-zer, Reese Price, Walter Williamson,Leo Stone, Wendell Bennett and Gif¬ford Hitz.Other plans of the Junior class forthe quarter include a mixer and atheatre party, the dates of which willbe announced later. Sudden Shifts Mark Frater¬nity Grade Standings;None Below CBROADCAST MANDELHALL SERVICE FROMRADIO STATION WLSBeginning next Sunday at 11:00 a.m., tile Sunday services held at Man-del hall will be broadcasted every weekover WLS, the Sears Roebuck stationat the Sherman Hotel. John Van Zantdirector of the university radio stationhas succeeded in bringing about thearrangement, by negotiating with Di¬rector Edgar L. Ball, of WLS, andthe Faculty Radio Committee, ofwhich Dean Laing is chairman.Bernard I. Bell, president of St.Stephens College, Anadale-on-Hudson,New York, has been obtained as speak¬er on next Sunday’s program. Theservices will also include renditionsof hymns and anthems by the univer¬sity choir and an opening score bythe university chimes.Church services up to the presenttime have been a source of pleasureand comfort to radio owners who werenot able to get to church. Every ef¬fort has been made to make theseservices as attractive as possible, andthe best speakers as well as otherattractions, will be afforded to thosewho are interested in the services andwho are not able to leave their homes.A special wire from Mande! hallwill rarrv the nrnorrntn to WT ^ .Taking the greatest jump in schol¬arship rating known in the history ofcampus fraternities, Kappa Nu leadsthe undergraduate Greeks in the win¬ter quarter standing, announced to¬day by the Recorder’s office. Theleaders rose from twenty-second place,with an average of 2.246, to first posi¬tion, with a percentage of 3.185.Tau Delta Phi dropped from firstinlo second place, while Tau SigmaOniicron ranked third as comparedwith their standing of twelfth for theautumn quarter. Pi Lambda Phi fellfrom second to thirteenth place. Mostof the fraternities took a change forthe better, but some dropped notablysuch as Sigma Alpha Epsilon, fromthird to twenty-sVenth, Phi DeltaTheta, from fifth to twenty-eighth,Phi Kappa Psi, from eighth to twenty-ninth, and Kappa Alpha Psi, fromsixth to thirty-first.OFFICIAL STANDINGKappa Nu . 1 B 3.185Tau Delta Phi . 2 B 3.025Tau Sigma Oniicron . 3 C 2.947Kappa Sigma . 4 C 2.886Alpha Epsilon Pi ... . 5 c 2.777Delta Sigma Phi .. . . . 6 c 2.762Tau Kappa Epsilon . . 7 c 2.75Delta Kappa Epsilon . 8 c 2.736Lamdba Chi Alpha . . 9 c 2.708Chi Psi .10 c 2.695Alpha Delta Phi .... .11 C 2.692Acacia .12 c 2.689Pi Lambda Phi .13 C 2.622Alpha Sigma Phi ... .14 c 2.619Phi Beta Delta .15 c 2.596Delta Upsilon .16 c 2.595Alpha Tan Omega .. .17 c 2.565Phi Pi Phi .18 c 2.506Zeta Beta Tau .19 c 2.472Psi Upsilon .20 c 2.443Delta Chi .21 c 2.405Delta Tau Delta .... .22 c 2.404Sigma Chi .23 c 2.388Phi Sigma Delta .. .. .24 c 2.173Alpha Phi Alpha .... .25 c 2.166Phi Gamma Delta .. .26 c 2.139Sigma Alpha Epsilon.27 c 2.118Phi Delta Theta.. . . .28 c 2.085Phi Kappa Psi .29 c 2.Phi Kappa Sigma... .30 c 1.994Kappa Alpha Psi.... .31 c 1.865Sigma Nu .32 c * 1.6906What's On TodayBacteriology club, 4:30, Ricketts7. Addresses by L. M. Roderick,“Studies in Food Spoilage,” and L. B.Jenson, “The Relation Between Viru¬lence of Diptheria Bacilli and Elec-trophorehtic Potentiat.”Joint meting of the Church His¬tory, Theology, and New Testamentclubs, 7:30, Theology 106. “RecentTendencies in German Theology,” byProf. Gustav Kruger, University ofGiessen.Sociology club, 8, Classics 20.“Primitive Spiritualism,” by Associ¬ate Prof. Fay Cooper Cole.Radio Lecture, 9, Mitchell Tower.“Civic Art Movements,” by LoradoTaft.Gargoyles elections, at 4, the towerroom, Reynolds clubhouse.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 15, 1926uft?? laihj maroonFOUNDED IN 1901THB OFFICIAL 8TUDKNT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OP CHICAOOPublicWinter an<_13.00 per yearted mornings, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, daring the Autumn,id Spring quarters by The Ditty Maroon Company. Subscription rates:rear; by mail, 11.00 per year extra. Single copies. Ore cents each. Eda E. Ewald are the guests of bothfraternities.Phi Pi Phi has invited guests to ahouse dance on this Saturday night,Deltho to a scholarship dance at theCooper-Carlton, and Delta Sigma toa pledge dance at Ida Noyes hall.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 1A1900. under toe act of MarCb 4, 187$.The nWTy Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicit! the expression of student opinion In Its columns en allsubjects of student Interest. Contributors must sign their full names to communica¬tion*. but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Cenfereace Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mutroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women's EditorHarry L. Shlaes Sports EditorReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Women's EditorRuth Daniels .. Assistant Women's EditorAlta Cundy Social Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTEthan Granquist Office DirectorLeland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. Manager,Thomas Field Copy ManagerFrederick Kretschmer, Circulation ManagerGeorge G rusk in Classified ManagerJack Pincus AuditorA SMALLER TRIBUTEwhat stages of deep.blue-jowled pessimism are collegepeople lowerfrig when they boldly and unblinkingly assertthat “the one great truth is that life is largely a sordid, dull thing,and must be accepted as such,” and “the business of the race isnine-tenths drudgery.”Those who have washed their hands of college tell us thatthis is but typical undergruatitius—a diseaes intensely infec¬tious when a sound undergraduate mind is exposed to too muchSchopenhauer or Nietzsche. I often wonder if they are not justabout right.A1 KettlerDIGRESSION UPON THE SAME THEMETT 7E said, in an editorial yesterday, the things that this correspond-’ * ent afccuses us of sayifrg. Except that our words were ‘‘onegreat truth” and not “THE one great truth”, he quotes us correct¬ly. Nevertheless, we deny being pessimists.There is nothing startling, we believe, about the statement thatlife contains many elements that are dull and uninteresting. Beforeone can achieve things in business, one must start out, usually, as aclerk or a bookkeeper. Before one can become a great surgeon,one must study bothersome details of anatomy. There are verbsto conjugate before we can drink of Plato’s wisdom or admire theLucretian cleverness. There are formulae and equations to puzzleover, before we are ready to discover new stars in the sky. Andbefore one man can take a single magnificent stride, a dozen mustdevote their lives to routine.To observe this fact is not to be a pessimist—unless observing itwe lose our temper. To deny this fact, to insist that life isone triumphant advance, is to be a Napoleon—or else a DariusGreen. We might as well acknowledge that there is work to do,that most of it is far from interesting, and that we are elected todo it.Then, if we say no more but go to our tasks, we may find astrange value in this dreaded drudgery. We may find that routinehonestly followed, and not battles won by storm, makes men of us.Social SphereBy Alta CundyCommerce and administration,heretofore strangers in this sphere ofpleasure, gain admittance as hostsfor one of the season's gayest festiv¬ities, the banquet of the C. and A.school. For fifteen years this schoolhas maintained the custom of givinga spring banquet for its associates.Friday night marks the banquet of1926. It is to be given at the HydePark Hotel and is to include as itsguests or honor, President and Mrs.Max Mason, Vice-President and Mrs.F. C. Woodward, Professor and Mrs.L. C. Marshall, Mr. Frank O’Hara,Mr. John Logan, President of theAlumni of the Commerce and Ad-tnlnistration Bchool, and Dean andMrs. William H. Spencer. Mr. A. C.Hodge will act as toastmaster andwill be introduced by Mr. C. E.Hayes, President of the C. and A.Student Council. The new officers,elected by that school today, will beintroduced to the guests. Dancing isto follow the dinner.Clubs and fraternities have chosenthis woolr-ood for honsp dances, and chapter parties. On Friday eveningwe find Alpha Sigma Phi and DeltaUpsilon have issued invitations totheir first spring house dance. PsiUpsilon has also entered a party forthat evening on this week’s calendarand have invited Mr. and Mrs. H. C.Willett as their guests of honor.The College club has been chosenby the Quadranglers for their firstSpring party. Mr. and Mrs. JohnLogan are guests of the chapter thatevening.The International club finds Fridayevening and Ida Noyes hall appropri¬ate in time and place for their Springsoecial meeting.Saturday varies its program froma duo-fraternity party, and a schol¬arship dance to the house and pledgedance. $The first of these, the duo-frater¬nity party, invites guests to a danceand supper given by the activechapters of Alpha Delta Phi andPhi Kappa Psi. The latter’s housewill be the first to entertain as thedancing has been scheduled there,while the guests will later enjoy tHehospitality of the other fraternity byattending supper at their house. Mr.and Mrs. James R. Mulroy, Mr. andMrs. Thomas 0. Carpenter, and Mrs. TO RENT—4 Rm. apt., $18 a wk.Gas & elec. lgt. free. 5430 Univer¬sity Ave. H. P. 5123.THESES AND TERM PAPERStyped. Experienced, accurate typist. 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The Daily SPORTS Maroon 1-M Departmentplans tennis tourneys.Thursday Morning or uwio April 15, 1926MAROONS LOSE TO PURPLE, 12 TO 51-M HEADS PLANNET SINGLES ANDDOUBLES MEETSHope for Huge Entry ListIn Spring's MostLiked SportAnother intramural sport for thisspring has been planned for and ar¬rangements are being made to startplay on the most popular of springsports in the number of individualcontestants—<tennis.Many EnteredLast year over two hundred enteredthe singles event in this sport, and al¬most every fraternity was representedin the doubles tourney. Play is to beconducted in the same way this year,and all entries must be in the handsof the Intramural department byApril 23, which is one week from Fri¬day.Gordon Wallace, who managed theseevents so successfully last year, hasbeen put in charge again this season.He replaces Gordon Stillson as man¬ager of tennis. Koerber and Widmanwill assist Wallace in running thetournaments.Secure Four CourtsFour of the University courts have'been secured for the exclusive use ofthe Intramural department to assureconvenient access to them at all times.These courts are located across theMidway, at Sixtieth Street, near Kim-bark Avenue. Play is to begin on the26th of April, if the weather permits.Silver loving cups will be presentedto the team winning the doublestournament and to the champion ofthe singles event. Shapinsky. one ofthe leading candidates for this year’syarsity squad, won the Universitychampionship last spring, when he de¬feated Chuck Cowan in a close match.Zeta Beta Tau. represented by Kemp-ner and Schcar. took first honors inthe doubles event.Offer PrizesGold, silver, and bronze medallettesare offered to the individual playerswho are the winners or runners-up ineach of the events. These incentivesare not needed, however, to get com¬petitors in this popular sport. Thefyn of playing the game is expectedto get the contestants to sign up forthese events, and swell the entry listsagain this year.According to John Howe, managerof Spring Sports, games in play¬ground ball will begin next Wednes¬day afternoon. These will be the firstcontests to take place under the springprogram. Red Krogh ElectedWrestling Captain“Red’*' Krogh was elected nextyear’s wrestling captain at a ban¬quet held last evening at Hutchin¬son Commons. After the dinner,several men spoke and the opinionwas expressed that the Maroonsquad of next season will put upa strong fight for the Conferencechampionship.Krogh was elected almost unan¬imously. With the addition of thestrong freshman team of this lastseason to the team, it should pre¬sent a very powerful and webalanced group.The coach expressed the ideathat he was pleased with the workand co-operation of the men thisyear and hoped that it u'ould con¬tinue to improve next year. He isa member of Kappa Sigma fra¬ternity. He won the Conference175-pound title last season.SEVENTY REPORTFOR (RID DRILLFew Varsity Out As Yet,And Squad Is LightA squad of seventy men, whichreaches maximum expectations, is list¬ed for reporting at the daily springfootball sessions. Seventy are listed,but, as yet, no s**\gle turn-out hasnumbered that much; the usual turn¬out numbering about fifty.Ten Letter MenHardly any of the lettermen of lastfall’s team have reported as they areengaged in other sports, baseball andtrack occupying their time. Thespring football season is conductedchiefly with the view of instilling thefundamentals into the players, so theveterans have little necessitv^for at¬tending the sessions.The average weight of the squadnow reporting for practice hoversaround the 170 pound mark, but thismeans practically nothing as a num¬ber of light-weights, who will not beretained next fall tend to pull the aver¬age down. Most of the real poundageof the present squad is distributedamong the men who were membersof last year’s squad. These men areS. Rouse, Lewis, Johnson, Priess, Rys-son, Bloom, Olwin, Cochrane, Clark,Heitman, Apitz, Fulton and Cameron.Yesterday’s practice was similar tothe others held before. T here was agreat deal of passing and handling ofthe hall, some practice on fundamen¬tals such as tackling and falling onthe pigskin.THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St. •TOT-RCmiV•5609-mRPER-AVE*■PH0NCWDDPfiRK-62a2-•fiRTisr - pnoroGRnmcrvHow DidYour GartersLookThis Morning?No MoreSkidding Garters!AGR1PPA - WEB makes garters act in anentirely new way—and only in Bostons canthis web be had. Even when worn very looseit will not slip. It cannot curl and yet it isremarkably soft and light. Here in fact is apractical, comfortable, ventilated-web garter.In many pleasing colors, 50c the pair. ^ FROSH TRACKMENEXHIBIT PROMISEOF GREAT THINGSFrey, Wiliams and BurkeDo Well in Season'sWorkoutsFiction is never supposed to haveanything to do with athletics btu itis, nevertheless, always being draggedinto some branch of the manly arts.This weakness has apparently struckChicago, for this spring much is be¬ing heard around the campus aboutLonnie Stagg’s “Three Musketeers.’’The famed trio has, contrary to theway the name sounds, nothing to dowith the rifle team, being, in fact,all members of this year’s freshmantrack team.Three StarsBy name they are Frey, Williams,and Burke, and by reputation theyare the three most phenomenal froshtracksters that the University hasever seen. And what they have donealready this year has backed up thesereputations very nicely.Frey is an all-around performerbut does his best in the high jump.Ho consistently jumps over five feetten, and at least once this season hascleared the bar at six feet and onequarter inch, which would, undoubt¬edly, have placed hird in the indoorconference this year. Also he slingsa mean discus and is said to be ableto turn in similar performances inseveral other events.Star MilerWilliams is a star miler and dis¬tance runner. iHs fastest this yearin his specialty has been 4:26 % onthe track at Bartlett, which is veryexcellent time. He also reels thehalf-mile off around two minutes andcan always be counted on to do un¬der ten in the two-mile. He will beremembered by sports fans as thehoy that finished second only to JoieRay in the Tribune’s cross-countryrace last fall.Burke, the third of Lonnie Stagg’sThree Musketeers, is Williams’ team¬mate in the mile, and they are stillbattling for supremacy. His best timein the mile is 4:27 3-5, but in the Will Page Lead theHoosiers to Victory?Since Pat Page, former Marooncoach and athlete, has gone to In¬diana University as head footballcoach, much interest has been di¬rected toward Hoosier hopes onthe gridiron next fall, and Big Tenfans are already wondering howPage will fare in his initial ap¬pearance as a Western Conferencegridiron mentor.No one knows just how success¬ful he will be in attempting toplace the Hoosiers on the footballmap, but some idea of what he isdoing can be had from the reportsof spring football practice, whichhe is conducting at Indiana U. TheIndiana Daily Student says ofthis, “A determined atmosphereprevails at the workouts, and theresult is an earnestness that bodeswell for next year’s team.” JUMP INTO EARLY LEAD BY CLEANHITTING, BUT FALL INTO SLUMP ANDARE DEFEATED IN BIG TEN OPENERGubbins Starts Game in Box for Maroons But Is TakenOut; Marks Takes His Place and Is ReplacedLater by MacklindTARPON OFFERSPARTY SATURDAY ChicagoAB R BH PO A EBrignal, 3b 4 0 1111Macklind, lb 5 0 0 4 0 0McConnell, ss 5 110 2 1Marks, rf 2 1 0 0 0 0Webster, c 5 2 2 9 0 0Gubbins, p 5 1110 0Hoerger, cf 4 0 1 4 2 0Schneberger, If 4 0 0 2 0 0Pierce, 2b 4 0 1 0 0 0ChicagoN. W. NorthwesternAB R BH PO A EJanetz, cf 4 2 0 2 0 0Corberfield, rf 4 10 10 0Christman, 3b 6 2 3 2 5 0Johnson, ss 6 1 0 2 3 2Folheim, 2b 3 2 0 2 1 0White, If 3 1 2 2 0 2Feidel, lb 4 1 2 9 0 0Ellis, c 3 0 16 10Palmer, p 1 1 2 0 0 0401 000 000— 5130 401 30x—12Women's Swim Club PlansCard and Bunco GamesBridge, bunco, and five hundred willj be played when the Tarpon club givesI its • card party, Saturday at 2:30, in: the Y. \V. C. A. room of Ida Noyeshall. Home-made bakery goods andj candy will be placed on sale.I The purpose of the party will be toi help pay off the debt the club owes to| the W. A. A. This debt was incurred| at the time when the club publishedI booklets containing the Tarpon tests.The tickets for the affair are fiftyj cents and may be procured from any! member of the club. All Tarponites! have been asked to dispose of at leastI one ticket each, and to turn all moneyj over to the president by Friday.half he has turned in a clocking of1:58 3-4 and he also does the two-mile grind in less than ten minutes.Thus track hopes for next seasonare decidedly bright and the way thefigures stand, Iowa will be the Ma¬roon’s only competitor for next con¬ference championship. BY HARRY L. SHLAES(Sporta Editor)After jumping into a substantiallead and holding it for three innings,the Maroon diamond squad fell topieces and was beaten, 12-5, by thePurple at Ferry Field yesterday aft¬ernoon. Chicago batted out four runsin the first inning and then fellthrough in both offense and defense.After that lone tally in the thirdframe, the locals were blanked inn¬ing after inning, while the NorthShore boys were piling up an over¬whelming lead, breaking throughthree Maroon pitchers.Break ThroughOn an error by Brignall, the Pur-ple began its strong scoring in thesecond frame and forced three runsacro«s the pan. They followed upwith one in the sixth and three morein the seventh before taking a rest,pulling their total up to twelve.On account of the cold weather theplaying was ragged on »both sides,many errors being made in both thefield and on the bases. There were only two hits clouted out whichwere good for more than a singlebase. Both of them were triples, oneby Christman and one by Feidel, bothmembers of the Northwestern team.Maroons Use Many HurlersThe Midwayites used three pitch¬ers in trying to stem the tide, but allthree of them were battered unmerci¬fully. Gubbins, minute Maroonleader, started the game and lastedpretty well until the big fourth forthe Wildcats, when Wallie Marks,who had been playing out in rightfield, came in and took his place.Macklind hurled the eighth inning.The only time the Maroons threat¬ened was in the first few frames,when Palmer, who began the gamefor the Purple, was in distress.C. ANDREWS G. 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I WOODROW WILSON OF THEWEST ENDS DEANSHIP(Continued from page 1)j zling us, we wait outside the door ofyour Dante class, and consult youj once more — our dean.”Dean Wilkins himself spoke andSHISHAK, a pharoah of Egypt, hasbeen discovered by Prof. Breasted tobe the father-in-law of King Solo¬mon. Probably, in those days, whenthe old gentleman would try to touchthe King for a new pyramid or some¬thing, the halls would ring with hiscry, “For the thousandth time, No!”W. J. 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A.- A cryp¬tic statement is attached —“ForGod’s sake, put some of these in theWhistle!” So, here;Where do students buy their liquor?Do students get drunk or do they just“tipple”?How prevalent is “necking” or “pet¬ting”?Who is to BLAME?There’s Muscle in the AirDear Turk;On some of these balmy morningswhen the wind is south-by-west, I amreminded of a discovery our profes¬sors have made. It has been foundthat the people who live near theyards have given up the universalhabit of eating breakfast. They sim¬ply throw open their windows, andbreathe in enough nourishment tolast till noon!—Prof. I. C. Double.“HELL!” says Teddy Linn in re¬gard to giving courses by radio. 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J. Reynolds TobaccoCompany 50c WAVESevery day except SaturdayLicensed OperatorsKENNEDY SHOPS1155 E. 63rd St.Midway 02071455 E. 63rd St.Dorchester 3755 6351 Cottage Grove Ave.Fairfax 58965226 Harper Ave.Hyde Park 2408Servants of the PublicBecause our railroads are public utilities, rendering aservice without which our civilization could not exist,railway employes take a pride ill their work which isgreater than that shown by most employes in most in¬dustrial occupations. Tradition has bred in railwayworkers a family spirit, a camaraderie, which lias sur¬vived the test of time. This is true not only of thoseengaged in the highly specialized branches of the workhut also of those whose occupations differ little, if atall, from work outside. To work for the railroad hasalways lieen a badge of distinction.The successful operation of our railroads today re¬quires the combined efforts of nearly 2,000,000 em¬ployes, or approximately one wage earner out of everytwenty in our popularion. On a typical railroad, how¬ever. only about one employe out of every six is engagedin actually running trains. One in every three main¬tains the tracks, buildings and other facilities; one inevery four keeps the cars and locomotives in condition;one in every seven is a clerk, storekeeper, janitor, watch¬man or tlu* like; one in every nine operates freight andpassenger stations and does similar work connected withthe movement of trains; one in every hundred is anengineering, acliitectural or chemical specialist; onein every 150 is an executive, division officer or staffassistant.Those employes who come in direct contact w’ith thepublic in the performance of their duties, although theyconstitute only a small proportion of the whole, reallystand for the railroad in the public mind. Such em¬ployes, through their attitude toward courtesy andefficiency, can make or break the reputation of a rail¬road and enhance or offset the work performed by thelarger groups of employes who are just as important inthe production of the service hut who are stationed, soto s;>eak, behind the scenes.The service purchased by railway patrons is providedby railway employes through the use of machinerypaid for by the investment of railway owners. Bothemployes and owners are rewarded out of the rates paidby the public, but wages are paid ahead of dividends.Employes get their money whether or not owners do.On the other hand, through efficiency and economy inthe use of the machinery intrusted to them, as well asby the way they win and maintain business, employescontribute materially to such return as is earned by theinvestment of owners.fWhen railway owners provide a plant, acquiesce inthe payment of reasonable wages and arrange for satis¬factory working conditions, their duty toward theiremployes and, through them, toward the public is aboutcomplete. From that point on, railway sendee is a mat¬ter for agreement between the railway employes andthe public, whose servants they are. That railwayemployes as a whole have performed their duties loy¬ally, courteously and intelligently in the past is evi¬denced by the high standing that the railroads nowenjoy in public esteem.Constructive criticism and suggestions are invited.C. H. MARKHAM,President, Illinois Central System.CHICAGO, April 15, 1926.Phoenix Out Today — Get Your