“Celebrities”Phoenix out to*morrow. Famouswriters, artistshave contributed.Vol. 26 No. 100 (E3)e Bail? jllaroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 14, 1926 Women lead*ers for the Mill-tary Ball havebeen announcedby Mayer.Price Five CentsSENIORS ADD TOENDOWMENT OFCLASSOF 1924Alumni Support Class inPlan to Create $200,000ProfessorshipBacked by the University’s alumni,the class of 1926 intends to continueworking on the scheme for the per¬manent endowment of professor¬ships which was one of the contribu¬tions of last year’s class to the Uni¬versity and which President Masonintends to discuss in Chapel tomor¬row. The $15,600 raised by lastyear’s class as a nucleus for the Bur¬ton Memorial Professorship will beadded to by every class until the nec¬essary $200,000 will have been ac¬cumulated if the plan the alumni andthe seniors are now working on isretained long enough.In a circular issued recently by theAlumni Council the new scheme foralumni endowment of professorshipsis defended in three arguments. Theyare: first, that this gift will be mostbeneficial to the University; secondthat it best expresses alumni appre¬ciation of the University; and third,that it is sure of be of permanentvalue. In support of these argumentsthe circular said that money donatedby the graduating classes of formeryears for special purposes had lainidle in the University treasury, thepurpose of the donation being nolonger important and the class of¬ficers lost.Each Senior to Pledge $50Under the alumni plan the grad¬uating class is to raise as muchmoney as possible, each individualto pledge fifty dollars. This is to bepaid in quarterly installments of$2.50.The Burton Memorial Professor¬ship is merely the first of the giftsto be presented to the University bygraduating seniors in this way. Theplan has been made to embrace manyyears and pictures a whole series ofprofessorships endowed by graduat¬ing classes. As each professorship iscompleted a brass plate bearing thename of the contributing classes andthe name of the professorship willbe placed somewhere in the Univer¬sity.Class Council Supports PlanThe Senior Class Council is behindthis plan and hope to perpetuate itby securing the support and co-oper¬ation of the other classes. The Alum¬ni Council thinks it can secure theendowment of the Burton MemorialProfessorship within a comparative¬ly short time by appealing to friendsof Dr. Burton not connected withthe University.What's On Today IMathematical club, 4:15, Ryerson37. Prof. E. H. Moore will speak on“Notes on Abstract Sets and GeneralAnalysis, III.”Public lecture, 4:30, Harper M-ll.MaxMontor of the Hamburg CityTheatre, will speak in German on“Classische and Moderne Balladen.”Public lecture, 4:30, Theology 106.Rev. William Coleman will speak on“Personality and Preaching II andthe Assets of Personality-Preaching.”Interfraternity council will meet to¬morrow night at 6:15 in the Phi DeltaTheta house instead of today.Art club, 4:30, Classics 45.Art club, 4:30, Classics 45. Theare exhibit opening Sunday in IdaNoyes hall and sponsored by the Artclub an dthe Renaissance Society willbe the subject of discussion of themeeting. 1 ‘T wenty-Bottle’ ’or “Five-Yards”?Mac Is Reticent WILKINS FETEDBY COUNCIL ATDINNER TONIGHT Celebrities Phoenix Out Tomorrow;Barclay Cover of Campus Woman;Held, Leacock, Butler ContributeWhen Austin (“Five Yards”) Mc¬Carty sits down to his three squaremeals at the Phi Gam house he findsat the right of his plate a quart bot¬tle of milk, according to a report ofthe Illinois Agricultural association.In the trophy room of Austin’s fra¬ternity stands a silent monument tothe American cow and her contributionto Chicago’s football victories. Thistrophy, reposing beside the lovingcups won for athletic achievements, isthe first milk bottle emptied by Mc¬Carty when he entered the fraternitylife of his school.The steward of Austin’s chapterstates that up until 1922, when Austinbecame a member of the college or¬ganization, milk was used only forcooking purposes. However, this fallhe found that he must order 20 bot¬tles of milk for each mealv Of these,19 are pint bottles and one a quart.Of course, McCarty’s place at thetable is decorated with the pint bot¬tles. He is said to be the best milkdrinker in the history of Phi GammaDelta.TIGER DEBATINGTRIO ANNOUNCEDPrinceton Alumni Club to beon Campus for TiltPrinceton University authorities. havechosen their team to oppose the Univer¬sity debaters on April 17. The men cho¬sen are Gardner Moment, ’28; ElmerSerena, '27, and Davenport Plummer,’28. All of these men are experienceddebaters.Charles E. Hayes, business managerof the debate committee, said that thepresident of the Princeton alumni clubhas informed him that the Chicago clubof Princeton will be to the debate insufficient numbers to uphold the reputa¬tion of that noble institution.The woman’s speakers’ club will usherand the men’s speakers’ club will handlethe hallotting which is to be done by theaudience.Chicago and Cook county schools aretaking a large number of the tickets.KRUEGER SPEAKS ONPRESENT TENDENCIESIN GERMAN THEOLOGYThe Church History club, aided by theSystematic Theology, and the NewTestament clubs, will jointly sponsor thelecture given by Dr. Gustav Krueger to¬morrow at 7:30, in Theology 106. Prof.Krueger’s lecture, on the topic of “Re¬cent Theological Tendencies in Ger¬many,” will be a continuation of thelecture he delivered Monday, April 5,at the official opening of the Divinityschool.Professor Krueger is an authority onchurch history and has lectured on thissubject at Yale, Harvard, Columbia, andMichigan. He is a special professor forthe Spring quarter at the Divinityschool, where he has classes in Catho¬licism and Enlightenment.Lambda Chi Movesto Fraternity RowFraternity row along Woodlandavenue was recently amplified whenLambda Chi Alpha purchased anew home at 5739. The house,which was formerly the property ofMrs. Helen M. Tobin, is situatedbetween the Delta Kappa Epsilonand Alpha Tau Omega houses.The transfer from the old homeat 5721 Blackstone avenue wasmade last Saturday. The newhouse is of red brick, is three storieshigh, contains thirteen rooms, andis superior to the older buildingboth in the matter of size and prox¬imity to the campus. Retiring Dean Honored atUndergraduate CouncilBanquetDean Wilkins, retiring from theDeanship of the school of Arts Lit¬erature and Science here at the Uni¬versity, will be honored by a banquetgiven tonight under the auspices ofthe Undergraduate Council. Eighty-five invitations have been sent outto the students, and eighty are ex¬pected to attend. The sun parlor ofIda Noyes hall is the place chosenfor the banquet and it will take placeat promptly seven o’clock.The choice of students invited tothis affair was not based solely onthe rating they have on campsu. Al¬though many who received invita¬tions have a very enviable rating,the basis from which the Undergrad¬uate council made the choice was thepositions they hold.Faculty Members To Be PresentThe faculty members who will bepresent at this affair, with the ex¬ception of Dean Wilkins, are Prof.Woodward, vice-president of the Uni¬versity, and Dean T. V. Smith. Itwill be strictly an Undergraduatefunction, and these faculty memberswill make speeches.Dean Wilkins has been a dean atthe University for two years, and itis in appreciation of the magnanim¬ous sacrifices that he has made whilein this office that the Undergraduatecouncil sponsors this banquet.Down to the SeaIn Ancient Buick;Jump Cow BoatBy Milton MayerBill Abbott and Kennie Pierce,maties over at the Alpha Delt house,had to go down to the sea again, andthey left Chicago yesterday bound forEurope and all points east, via 1900Buick, cattle boat and who knowsI what.Yielding to the irresistible urge, theboys have departed for parts knownand unknown with the intention oftying up in Scotland with one Alex¬ander Jones, a fraternity brother. OnBastile Day, July 14, they are meet¬ing Tom Mulroy, Chuck Anderson,and Sew Covert, whose indispensiblepersonages will grace the campus un¬til graduation.Mulroy doesn’t know how the lattergroup will get over there; Andersondoesn’t know what they’ll live on whenthey arrive; and Covert things they’llgo around the world. At any rate, asthe cynic remarks, the hoys are off.I. S. A. ENTERTAINSWITH PROGRAM ANDBUNCO PARTY FRIDAYFolk dances, a bunco party, andgames will entertain the members ofthe International Students’ AssociationFriday evening at 8 in the theater ofIda Noyes hall. Following the buncoparty, prizes will be awarded to highscore holders and the students will thenparticipate in folk dances and games.The folk dances will all be characteristicof the countries from which they havebeen chosen and will include the VirginiaReel.Games which are familiar to the inhab¬itants of the different countries will alsobe played. Following the games refresh¬ments will be served consisting of coffeeand wafers. “It is probable that beforethe social there will be a short businessmeeting in which a few immediate prob¬lems at hand will be discussed,” saidMary Jones, chairman of the publicitycommittee. All members of the associa¬tion are urged to attend and to bringtheir friends. Professional celebrities of the penappear in great numbers on the pagesof the “Celebrities number” of thePhoenix than ever before in the his¬tory of the University, according tothose who are students of campus wit.It seems that McClelland Barclay,who is well known as one of Amer¬ica’s Pest artists, has executed a coverfrom the head of a campus woman;Stephen Leacock, popular writer, hasoffered a snappy feature story; EllisParker Butler, immortalized by “PigsIs Pigs,” is represented by a humor¬ous skit, and James MontgomeryFlagg gives us a genuine pen sketchof none other than President MaxMason himself. Add to this formid¬able array the “campus impressions”of Julian Brozelton, Art editor of Col¬lege Humor, and you have what FredHandschy, editory of the Phoenix, be¬lieves will be one of the most scintilat-ing issues of his well known journalof wit.And then there are the many excel¬lent feature tales of our own campuswriters which have been listed in longand brilliant array.By way of “modern verse” FredHandschy, the editor, is offering hislatest product from the pen of Bab-ette Deutsche: “Persephone.”This is the first time the paper hasmade an attempt to feature celebrities.According to reports they have beenvery successful.Work in this issue was started latein the Winter quarter so that therewould be enough time for the celeb¬rities to submit their copy. Whenwriters intimated that they wouldcontribute telegrams were immedi¬ately sent.Every corner of the United Stateshas been covered as well as an oceanliner. Interesting bits from the let-:ters of those not sending materialwill be included.Saleswomen will report to thePhoenix office tomorrow morning.PRESENT STORY OF“ANTIGONE” AT ETASIGMA PHI MEETINGMarion Woolsey, vice - president ofEta Sigma Phi, will speak on the threegreat writers of Greek tragedy, Euripi¬des, Aeschylus, and Sophocles, at a meet¬ing of the organization tomorrow at1 :30 in Classics 20.At this meeting, Georgia Robinson,national secretary of the organization,will outline the plot of “Antigone,”which is to lie presented by the club inthe latter part of May. Miss Robinsonwill have the leading part in the presen¬tation. Each year a Greek or Romanplay is given.Mona Flanders will tell about the con¬vention that she and Lambert Case, for¬mer president of the club, and MarjorieCooper, who was the third representa¬tive of the local club, visited April 1, 2,and 3. This was the annual conferenceof the Classical Association of the Mid¬dle West, and South, which was heldat the University o Illinois.Courses by Radio?“Hell!” Says LinnWill the college student of thefuture listen to his lectures viaradio, while comfortably recliningin the privacy of his room, smok¬ing his pipe or enjoying a box ofhard centers? Oh, Hell,” is TeddyLinn’s answer.Mr. Linn was recently asked bythe Administrative office if hewould care to teach his English249 course via radio. No detailsof Mr. Linn’s answer are availablefor publication, but no change hasbeen made as yet. At the presenttime Mr. Linn’s lectures are heardonly by the limited audience ofMr. Linn’s class in Cobb. Seen Bimble? FredGot Check For HimWho knows all about the absent-minded professor? The professor,of course. But he won’t tell. Who’lltell? The student, of course. AndFred Handschy has given the low-down to College Humor, and Col¬lege Humor is publishing it.Handschy, who is editor of thePhoenix, member of Kappa Sigma,and literary man-about-campus hassubmitted to the popular periodi¬cal a story called “The Bimbles,”for which he received only yester¬day a letter of acceptance and acheck. This is his first ventureinto the professional field of writ¬ing.“The Bimbles” is a familiar por¬trait of one typically absent-mindedprofessor who has managed tolive with his wife and six collegiatechildren for twenty years withouta relapse.COMMERCE MENELECT COUNCILAnnounce Final Plans ForBanquet FridayStudents in the Commerce Schoolwill elect members for the Com¬merce School Council, voting from 9to 3 Thursday, on the sun-porch ofthe Commerce School.Any member of the School whoholds a B-average, or better, iseligible to run for office. Nomina¬tions may be made by petition often members of the Comerce Schoolas well as by the present CommerceCouncil. The petitions must be inthe hands of Earl English, 5747Elackstone Avenue by 1 today. Thevoters will select two juniors, twosophomores, two freshmen, two grad¬uate students, and' two members at jlarge.The annual banquet of the Schoolwill be given at 6:45 p. m. on Fri¬day, at the Hyde Park Hotel. Mem¬bers of the new Council will be in¬stalled. Tickets are on sale at thecandy counter in the Commercebuilding at 75 cents.APPOINT SEVEN MENTO HONORARY RANKOF CADET OFFICERHonorary appointments of cadet offi¬cers in the University Field ArtilleryR.O.T.C. have been announced by MajorFrederick Barrows, head of the MilitaryScience department. The men chosenwere Edwin T. Hellebrandt, Henry K.Webster, Jr., Edwin C. Mattick, ClaudeL. Brignall, Jack O. Stewart, J. BurtonSmith, and Louis W. Wulfehuhler, allof whom received the honorary rank ofCadet Second Lieutenant. The rank con¬ferred is purely honorary, and has no¬thing to do with the commissions as sec¬ond lieutenants in the Officers’ Reservecorps, which the War department givesto advanced students at the completionof the course in the Military Science de¬partment.The commissions are presented inJune or upon completion of the trainingat summer camp. The number of menwho will receive commissions this yearwill exceed twenty, a number which isgreater than those of previous years,and is significant of the great growth ofthe department in recent years, accord¬ing to Major Barrows.“The appointments although hon¬orary in nature have been given tothese men because of their profici¬ency in the arts of Military Science,”said Major Barrows. LEADERS NAMEPARTNERS FORMILITARY BALLCundy and MacCracken WillLead With Mayerand WilsonAlta Cundy and Ellen McCrackenwill lead the grand march of theMilitary Ball with Herbert Mayer andHugh Wilson. The affair will be heldFriday, April 23, from 9 to 1 at theSouth Shore Country Club.Six women sponsors were also ap¬pointed to help manage the affair.The women are: Margaret Hitt, Mar¬garet Bobbitt, Harriet Keeney, Car¬olyn Pratt, Esther Cook and LouiseWietzer. The women were selectedby Major Barrows of the MilitaryScience department and will workwith the leaders in preparing for thecoming Prom.Sponsors Head CommitteesThe six sponsore have each takencharge of a committee, with campusmen to work with each woman. PegHitt and Gerald Bench will handledecorations; Margaret Bobbitt andEldred Neubauer, programs; HarrietKeeney and Wally Schaefer, recep¬tion ; Carolyn Pratt and Herbert May¬er, music; Esther Cook and HughWilson, tickets; and Louise Weitzerand Wilson, publicity.Tickets went on sale yesterday.Allotments have been distributed tothe fraterniies and an office has beenestablished in room 107, Cobb hall.Three hundred tickets have been putaside for graduate students and non¬fraternity men and may be obtainedat the office from Monday to Friday,inclusive, between the hours of 1 to3. According to Mayer, the ticketsare going—not like hot cakes—butlike tickets to the Military Ball al¬ways go.“Coonie” Will Be ThereThe orchestra is Coon and Sanders’original Kansas City Nighthawks.They have been procured at greatexpense and w’ill make a special tripto Chicago from Indianapolis, wherethey are making an extended stay, tofulfill their contract by furnishingthe music for the dance. The leaderswill be at the dance in person and“Coonie” is expected to put on thestyle of program that nightly hasentertained thousands from the In¬somnia Club through KYW, theWestinghouse station on the Con¬gress Hotel.The Military Ball is an annual fea¬ture of University social life,the firstone having been given last year.The Coon-Sanders orchestra is ex¬pected to add to the prestige of theevent as it is one of the best knownorganizations operating in this partof the country. Their recent activ-itoes in Cincinnati have added totheir reputation, for they have beenbroadcasting regularly. “The Night-hawk Blues” is probably their mostfamous production. It was wnritttenand first played by them.PLAN ANNUAL DELTHOSPRING SCHOLARSHIPDANCE FOR SATURDAYMembers of Deltho will give theirannual Spring dance for the benefit ofthe Deltho Scholarship fund on Satur¬day evening at the Cooper-Carlton hotel.An affair of this kind has been given torsome years.Patronesses for the affair are MissCharlotte Foye and Mrs. Carl Moore.Virginia Hardt, who is in charge of thedance, with a group of assistants, hasmade elaborate plans for the affair andpromised that it will excel those of for¬mer years. Bill Hahn’s College Crew,well known to the University campus,will furnish the syncopation. Ticketshave been placed on sale at two dollars.The proceeds from the dance willgo to a scholarship fund of the clubto help deserving students which theclub selects. iPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 14, 1926ttty? iathj maroonFOUNDED IN 1801THH OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OP THE UNIVERSITY OP CHICAGOPublished morning*, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, daring the A'Winter and Spring quartan by The Dgfiy Maroon Company. SubscriptionIS.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copiea, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Poet office, Chicago, Illinois, March 1&1906. under tne act of Marik 3, 1873.The DfeUy Maroon expressly reserve* all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 EUis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon aollclts the expression of student opinion in its columns ea allsubjects of student Interest. Contributors most alga their full names to communica¬tions. but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women’sHarry L. Sblaes SportsReese Price NewsWalter Williamson NewsLeo Stone WhistleMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Women’sRuth Daniels .. Assistant Women’sAlta Cundy Social EditorEditorEditorEditorEditorEditorEditorEditor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTEthan Granquist Office DirectorLeland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerFrederick Kretschmer, Circulation ManagerGeorge Gruskin Classified ManagerJack Pincus AuditorA LITTLE TRIBUTErPHE great names, the boasted authorities in this depart-A ment or that, are not the only assets of a University fac¬ulty. Other men contribute services just as necessary; yetthe world never hears of them. They are quiet scholarswhose names never blaze from' newspaper headlines, andpatient teachers whose epigrams are never quoted at fratern¬ity dinner-tables. Yet they advance the standards of humanknowledge far, and win recruits to push them farther. Morethan that, they teach something worth knowing about life.They are not picturesque; they leave no deep impressionon their pupils the first day of the quarter; they neither poundthe table nor enchant the ear. Nothing about them is stagey.Hence the world, which likes to talk about picturesque things,seldom talks about them. But that same world, which isgoverned after all by calmer things, will show their forcethough it never knows their names.They toil at problems that make the outsider laugh, andknow that this same outsider will some day benefit fromtheir work. They start young scholars in their own paths, tocarry on where they stop. And they do something that isworth still more. They teach their pupils that life is not amatter of bravado and heroism, that man does not progressin magnificent strides, that its battles are not glorious cru¬sades. They stress the value of patience and calm study.They know that the work of the world is sometimes bore-some, and they do not dodge the fact. If their less patientpupils sometimes sleep in class, it is because those pupilshave not yet mastered one great truth: that life is largely asordid, dull thing, and must be accepted as such. This truth,hard as it is for us, man has never escaped. The business ofthe race is nine-tenths drudgery. Our calmer, wiser teachershave accepted this truth, and have gone to their task undis¬mayed. Unthinking, we accuse them of being dull, whenoften the dullness is of life itself. Silenus, writing his some¬what excited column in our Supplement, calls them worsethan dull. But they work on, heeding neither praise norblame.An editorial here is small pay for a life so dedicated; butwe (who have learned as editor something of the drudgery oflife) now offer it.UNITED CHARITIESPLEAD FRATERNITYAID TO RAISE FUNDAppeals have been made by theUnited Charities of Chicago to thefraternities and other organizationson the campus for help in raising$300,000 to take care of their bud*get. The Daily Maroon has offeredits services to receive and tabulate allsubscriptions.The policy of the United Charitieshas always been to appeal to a widescope for small amounts, and for thisreason they have solicited the frater¬nities and clubs on the campus toraise a small sum and submit it tothe Maroon office as soon as possible.They urge that this question bebrought up at the next meeting, forthey feel that all organizations willbe willing to engage in the work.The amount asked from each is avery nominal sum, for they considerthat $10 is sufficient to place the or¬ganization on the Honor Roll.IDEALstauhant'llent Service2 E. 61st Stto The LeadingSTUDENT TOURSto EuropeAll Expenses Afloat and Ashore$290 UpTRAVEL Student fashion, with us,the only organization having theentire Tourist III Class of two OceanLiners reserved exclusively. Find out•the reason. Our greatest Student Sail¬ings, with special orchestras and enter¬tainments:S. S. ANDANIA June 30M. S. GRIPSHOLM July 3Over ioo colleges represented on ouriyz5 tours. Write for illustrated book¬lets of the leading 1916 Student Toursto British Isles, Continent, Egypt,Palestine, North Cape.Afloat and ashore, all arrangementsare made according to the intelligentdemand of the youth of today.Students Travel Club1440 Broadway New YorkZ*v hdfner LEARN TO DANCE WELLTAKE A FEW LESSONS NOWTeresa Dolan Dancing School1218 Eaat 63rd Street, near Woo diawnn*MMi VijphHv at «•#* and Rnndara 2:0«to 1:11. Charleston, Saturday. Privatelesaona any time, day ar evening.PROWS HYDE PARK 3888 r2be •s.A ^VhisfleFROM A. T. V. comes the firstanswer to our call for favorite pieceswhich contributors wuuld like to seereprinted.THREE KISSESBy Louisa W. PeatKISSES as dawn breaks beyondwide hills . . . Lips, cool to touch . . .Soft whispering kisses ... A gentlepressure, then more firm .... Lin¬gering. Kisses tempered to the colddampness of morning mist . . . Ten¬der kisses . . dewey . . Kisses ofmorn.KISSES when noontide rides thesun on high . . Platonic . . . coldlyaustere ... A greeting . . Kith tokin . . Motionless . . quiescent . . noanswering pressure. In senate . .Kisses endured . . kisses of daylight.KISSES . . . as evening sinks todarkened night . . Sparkling scintil¬lating, starlike . . kisses. Life’s wineimbibing . . heady. Lips . . slowlyparting . . moistened . . closer merg¬ing . . soul in soul. Kisses that searand scar . . then still the longing.Pouting mouth crushed . . taste ofperfume . . Sweet drink to quaff . .Passion laden . . Love heavy . . de¬licious, daring, ecstatic . . Kisses ofnight. comes to an end. Well, by then weought to have our Winter quartercourse books.Last Year’s Fame? Be Young theDauntless Will Never Fade!Dear Turk:Isn’t this about the time of theyear when Herbert Cornell De¬Young of last year’s fame should heblossoming out in a sixty-five poundcoonskin coat?—AnonFROM Atlas’s notebook—“ListenMen! Postpone the female problemto the last; not because it is insol-uable, but because the solution mayprove less interesting than the prob¬lem itself.”—William McFee.KALEIDOSCOPICBlood red lips,Blue eyes—Nice party.Blood red eyes,Blue lips—SOME Party!THE editor of this year’s Phoenix,The New TravelIs There Any Doubt Now About theSeason of the Year?PROF. MOULTON of the Univer¬sity predicts that the world will lastfive hundred thousand times theyears it has already existed before itF. RAY COMSTOCK andMORRIS GESTHave the Great Honor toAnnounce for the First andOnly Time in ChicagoMoscow Art TheatreMusical Studioof Vladimir Nemirovitch-DantchenkoFOR TWO WEEKS ONLY- - at the - -Great Northern TheatrePop. Price Mats. Thurs. (inHonor of American Artists)and Sat.CARMENCITA AND THESOLDIERAll WeekMats. Thurs., Sat. and throughApril 22.“LYSISTRATA”Fri. Eve., April 23 and Sat.Mat. and Eve., April 24.Seats On Sale for EntireEngagement. Promenade andUpper Main DeckAccommodationsI*or TOURIST III Cabin PassengersCHERBOURGSpecial SailingsROUNDTRIP ^ A / /• Fred Handschy, has had a story ac¬cepted by College Humour. That’sfunny.WHISTLE readers, let’s continueto trade our pet poems and bonmots. Contributions may be sentthrough the Faculty Exchange, andthe Wistle box.—TERRIBLE TURK.Want AdsLOST—Two weeks before vaca¬tion a gold link bracelet. Reward.Return to Lost and Found, c[o DailyMaroon.TO RENT—Lease of six rooms,with furniture. Wonderful opportun¬ity for students wanting home in Chi¬cago for few years. Two roomsrented; near V. of C. Phone Midway7629 for appointment.THESES AND TERM PAPERStyped. Experienced, accurate typist.Call Hyde Park 8481 after 6 o’clock.May 18. June 8. 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IO«- PL A I Nl A Si O ALMONDUNIVERSITY STUDENTSFOUNTAIN SERVICE AND LIGHT LUNCHES ARE BEST ATWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPCORNER FIFTY-FIFTH AT UNIVERSITY AVENUEFresh Home Made Candiestht' WORLDthb Summer iruEUROPENearly time now for the annual migration to “gayParee” ami London town, and most of the collegecrowd are going viaTOURIST THIRD CABINOneWay $ 95 (u^ RoundTrip $170 («p)Accommodations reserved exclusively for students, teachers*professional men and women and similar vacationists.MAJESTIC(World’s largest ship)VMWT0CMI HOMERIC June 5June 11June 19PITTSBURGHOther sailings earlier and later by these great steamers —also dieBelgenland and the“excIusivelyTouristThird”liner MinnekahdcuFour other splendid ships from Montreal and two from Boston,the latter carrying Tourist Third Cabin only.[Second Class on our great ships also offers exceptional valuesin comfort combined with economy.Your auto carried uncrated as baggage. Ask for particulars.3White Star LinkRed StakLine* Atlantic IKansport LineInternational Mkrcamtiib Marins CompanyF. C BROWN and A. E. DISNEY, Joint Mgn.127 So. Slate St.. Chicago, or authorized asentiBaseball squad meetsNorthwestern today. The DailyWednesday Morning SPORTS Maroon Frosh report fordiamond practice.or u i\ 1 o April 14, 1926..MAROON NINE MEET NORTHWESTERNFrosh Diamond Aspirants Report for Practice Under Coach CrislerYEARLING BALLTEAM IS GREEN,CRISLER OPINESNeed More Men Out ForSquad; Offer ChanceFor NumeralsFreshman baseball practice offici¬ally began yesterday afternoon whenthe wonderful spring weather madeit a great “ball day,” not only for themajor leaguers, but for the Maroonyearlings. There were enough fresh¬men aspirants out for the team yes¬terday to make two full nines, butit was their first time out and nogame was held. Insead, Fritz Cris¬ler gave them a stiff work-out onsome preliminary exercises and lim¬bering-up practice. Hurling and bat¬ting the ball around the lot at Green¬wood Avenue and Fifty-Sixth Streetmade up the greater part of yester¬day’s work-out, but it served to warmup the candidates for the team andto familiarize Coach Crisler with theindividual work of his men.Outlook Not BrightIn looking over the material forthis years outfit, Crisler was not toohopeful as to the prospects for astrong Frosh Nine again this year,and emphasized the fact that mostof the candidates seem quite green.He stressed the fact that every yearl¬ing who would like to try out for thesquad this spring should not hesi¬tate to do so because of lacking ex¬perience. “Any one who can swinga bat and throw a ball has the chanceto develop into a good ball player,”remarked Fritz, “and Freshmen prac¬tice is held primarily for this pur¬pose.Especially this year will new menhave a good chance to make the teamdue to the greenness and scarcity ofmaterial. Practice is held from twountil four every schoolday afternoonon the practice diamond across fromStagg Field on 56th Street. Later inthe season, the Frosh will have thecustomary bi-weekly tilts with NelsNorgren's varsity, on the latter’sfield across the Midway. \Ten Bright LightsOutstanding candidates for thisyear’s outfit are few in number.Among those showing up well in theinitial session yesterday were Kap¬lan, Cassle, Cohn, and Bohan. Kap¬lan and Cohn are good prospects forthe hurling job, both having seenmound duty at other schools. Theformer, who was a numeral man inbasketball, pitched good ball at En¬glewood High School for two years.Cohn has had experience at IllinoisCollege, where he was pitcher fortwo years.There is an opening on the teamfor a catcher as there were no candi¬dates for that job among those whoreported yesterday. Every other posi¬tion is taken care of. Among thosetrying for the various infield andoutfield jobs are Fritzfall, Draban-sky, Davis, Burkenshaw, Wilkins,Ault, Svatik, Blankenstine, andKirsheimer.FRESHMEN!DO YOU?CHARLESTONTHE FINESTCHARLESTONEXPERTS IN THE COUNTRYOrchestra NightlyNATIONAL DANCING ACADEMYAiMUioruim uiag.—*»i »o. WabashII a. in. to II B. BI. dally—Bring the Gang Announce ScheduleFor Tennis SquadIndividual stars appear to belacking on the tennis team line¬up, but if pre-season indicationshold good the team will neverthe¬less be stronger than was lastyear’s aggregation. The 1925 con¬tests found Chicago coming outjust even, the team number ofwins being just about equal to thenumber of losses. The absence ofGeorge Lott from the outfit iskeenly felt but the way the figur¬ing stands the seconds and thirdsthat are sure will enable the teamto carry off the honors in a good¬ly proportion of their contests,which will be as follows:May 3—Iowa at Chicago.May 8—Illinois at Urbana.May 11—Northwestern at Chi¬cago.May 15—Ohio State at Colum¬bus. *May 17—Michigan at Chicago.May 24—Wisconsin at Chicago.May 27, 28, 29—ConferenceTennis Tournament at Chicago.May 31 — Northwestern atEvanston. RE-ELECT NOYESSPLASH CAPTAINFOR NEXT YEARName Parker Hall WaterPolo Squad LeaderFor 1927NETMEN PRESENTFINE APPEARANCEDoctor Reed Plans FairElimination Meet, Doctor Reed’s tennis squad is al¬ready functioning in nearly mid-season form, as a result of the earlystart that they succeeded in gettinglast week when the weather was niceenough for practise. Doctor Reed,who has been the tennis coach since1913 and who has in that timebrought eighteen conference cham¬pionships of various sorts to the Uni¬versity, is rejoicing for he has fourveterans from last year in his squad.Only McCarthy and Valentine oflast year’s outfit are graduating andCapt. Schaeffer, Hudlin, Bennettt,and Parker Hall are left. In addi¬tion to these Shapinsky, last year’sfreshment tournament winner is alsowearing the maroon sweat shirt ofthe team. Then there are about adozen other men, all good who areperforming daily. All of these menseem to have the necessary agilityand ability.Using a very fair method of chas-ing his team, Doctor Reed will prob¬ably have his elimination contestsnext week and the winners of thelast rounds will represent Chicagoin the session’s meets. At a dinner held Monday eveningat Hutchinson Commons, Captain Ed.Noyes was rejected to the captain¬ship of the 1926-1927 swfmmingsquad. Parker Hall was elected tothe leadership of the water poloteam for next year in place of JohnPetrolewitz, who captained the polo-ists this season+hrough a fairly suc¬cessful schedule.With both Hall and “Trolley”back again next year, bright hopesare prevalent among the water poloplayers. Coach Mac Gillivray looksto a conference championship squadfor next year.Although the just finished swimseason was only fairly good form theviewpoint of the Maroons, withNoyes once more captain, the squadshould come through very well nextyear. Most of the present men willbe back and several frosh stars willhe eligible for competition.Noyes is a member of Iron Maskand is president of Beta Theta Pi.He won his C in swimming and waselected captain while a sophomore.This season he was one of the main¬stays of the team although ill at thetime of the conference meet. WithOker of this year’s freshman squadin competition next year. Noyes’team will be expected by tha criticsto make a good record.HOLD TRACK MEETTO FIND MATERIALIn a practice track meet held lastnight in Bartlett Gym, Jim Cusackwon the mile event in 4:36. GiffordHitz came in second.The meet was held to give green,untried members of the squad achance to “strut their stuff” and thecoaches were rather pleased with theresults.Official CollegeFB\TEPNnTJewelryBadffes-Kings-NooeliiesWARREN PIPER AGO.31 N. STATE ST.We’ve never seen the coffee grow, nor heard a llama bleatWe’ve never seen a Gaucho ride and throw the bola* neatWe’ve never heard Brazilians sing those lively “Santos Blues”But, boy, we’U get all this—and moreWe’re gonna make this CRUISE.Come on, Joe College—Miss Co-Ed! Sit on the top oi the worldand enjoy 12,500 Miles of Adventure on thisTwo Months Student Tour toSOUTH AMERICABy the Urge and luxurious Lamport & Holt LinerS. S. VAUBAN od*,v-flee“,ou*Leaving New York June 26th, 1926Returning August 24th, 1926Including All Expenses, SightseeingOW Trips and Hotel Accommodations.All outeide cabin*: Large, airy Dining Saloon: Library:SwimmingPooli Gymnasium: Spacious Decks: Deck Sports:Dancing: Peppy Jazz Band: Superior Service and well-balanced Meals: Good fellowship: Congeals! company.For Reservations and full Information, apply,A. L. HYDB, ManagerSTUDENT SOUTH AMERICAN TOURS24 Broadway, New York CityOr SANDERSON & SON, !«<• 5117 W. Washington Si., Chicago r\ Stadium ContractorsHurry ConstructionContractor Scheidenheim hasactually sprung a surpise on theuniversity officials. The surpriseis that for once a contractor iskeeping his word and the work onthe new stadium is going forwardat a faster pace than any buildingwork hereabouts ever has.Stagg field is in torn up condi¬tion, yet, paradoxically, every¬thing is going on in perfect order.The old wood stands have all beenmoved up against the east wall,and their foundations have allbeen pulled out; the pouring ofthe cement for the piles was start¬ed yesterday, and already a grandtotal of over one thousand loadsof earth has been excavated anddumped in a neat heap.So everyone is surprised, butfor once the surprise, it seems, isvery agreeable.WOMEN ARCHERSRESUME CLASSESWas Discontinued for TenYear PeriodAfter a lapse of ten years, wom¬en’s classes in archery have beefi re¬sumed at the University this quarter.Classes in this spoi't are meetingdaily, with a total registration of sixty-nine members. No outdoor prac¬tise has been held yet, the class-workbeing confined to the acquisition ofthe correct form.This sport was formerly a favoriteat the University but interest in itwaned several years ago, and it wasdiscontinued for a time. Recently, ithas received a great deal of attention at other colleges throughout thecountry, and the local classes werere-established upon popular demand.At other colleges it has become aorganized sport, rivaling tennis andgolf as the most popular diversionof the spring and summer seasons.3ee the GayCapiuilsoF EuropeA 56 DAY TRIP ABROAD*'tl° ART chapts u*iiu>Touts- V,. &mS!via Canadian Pacific'oMprfcto Crcaccnt'Tlwei System?JOIN our group of college stu¬dents, instructors, alumni andfriends who will tour Europe thissummer. A thirty-six day tourfor $365, including all necessaryexpenses.Free Bide trip (via Toronto) to NiagaraFalls. Opportunity to see eastern Canada,romantic Montreal and picturesque Quebec.Ocean voyage on board Canadian Pacificsteamships, with American Universitydance hands to furnish music. Plenty ofdeck space for dancing, rest, recreation,deck games, sports, dramatics. Comfort¬able berths. Appetizing meals. Two dayvoyage down the mighty St. LawrenceKiver. Only four days open sea.Landing at Liverpool, we visit Chesterand Leamington. By motor to famed En-lish castles, the Shakespeare country, ruralEngland and Oxford Uni versity. Fourdays in London.visit the Hague, Amsterdam and Schevenin-gcn m Holland; Brussels, Bruges, Zeebrugge,Ostend and other points in Belgium. By trainthrough the battlefields toParis, where we spend a week, with trips toVersailles and the American battle sector. Ampletime for individual sight-seeing and shopping.Return sailing from Cherbourg.Shortertoursifdesired. at$5j0ami SRSO. Exten¬sions to Switzerland, Germany and Italy at mod-pp pp erate .oat. Hotels, meals, travelingniu*fr.£< fxPen4ea-. fees end guides includedFoiIi«r ‘“lourPrice. Management arrangesr all details: books transportation;secures desirable hotel accommoda-tions; personally conducts party.V'*'" \L '^r,tc *or comPl«te itinerary.Art Cratm Guild Travel Bureau, Dept. 1241 H. Dearborn St., Chicago, Illinois1 my pert, pleaseto Europe,Witbout obligation on tdotefla of yoor Coil«*iaU To(rated Tour Folder.Nam* ..Stmt*. TRAVELS TO PURPLE CAMPUS FORINITIAL CONTEST AGAINST ONCEDEFEATED NORTH SHORE SQUADLook to Conference Championship as 1926 Season Opens;Gubbins, Newly Elected Captain, toLead Strong Local TeamBy Irving GoodmanWith eager eyes focused on a BigTen Title, Nelson Noi’gren’s highly-rated Maroons will officially usher inthe Chicago Conference diamondrace this afternoon when they meetMaurie Kent’s Purple horsehide man¬ipulators. Northwestern has notshown up strong in its few practicetilts, but nevertheless is a danger¬ous opponent for Chicago at thisearly stage of the season. Capt. BillChristman of the Evanston squad isa star fielder and timely hitter andshould prove the most troublesomefor the Midway pitchers.Much SpeculationThere is considerable speculationas to what lineup Norgie will use inthe opener. The newly elected cap¬tain, Joie Gubbins, and Jimmy Web¬ster will undoubtedly be the battery choice. Claude Brignall and Mc¬Connell are assured of the third baseand shortstop berths while the key¬stone sack and first base is causingNorgren much worry. There aremany likely candidates for both posi¬tions. At second the competitionnarrows down to Kyle Anderson,Chuck Hoerger, and Tex Gordon.Roy Price, Cunningham’s understudylast year, John McDonough, andCooper, former Lindblom star, arewaging a close battle for the firstsack.Wallie Marks will cover right fieldassisted by Bill Macklind in center,while Russel Pierce may bask in theleft field garden. Thus the outfieldis w-ell fortified in hitting and field¬ing, for both Marks and Macklindare veteran sluggers from last year’steam.A-8>1IV 12 Fl.OZpale dry Back in the days of Dobbin ...when the college sheik (thenknown as.the “dude") gave hisbest girl a great whirl around thecampus on Sunday afternoons,Anheuser-Busch was nationallyknown among good fellows.And today, when we do sixtymiles an hour without hurrying. . . and good mixers are populareverywhere,BUSCH(A-B)PALE DR.Ythe favored drink of college menbecause, like the college man,Busch Pale Dry is a good mixereverywhere and every time.u*mgre/i/yHv^5rBosch NcStLoub^Anheuser-Busch SiLouisANHEUSER-BUSCH BRANCH0,*'r'*u,or' Chicago, 111.THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 14, 1926\ Wml Rand^pH] «nrfJV^basl^|CHI<fl3@0 m, Mi « FINE-CLQfiEgffec MET'f BO]YS fit/ . f§mF our recent importations for men were assembled into one vast Style Parade youwould witness many miles of handsome Spring wearing apparel—sport clothes,business clothes, formal clothes, and dress accessories. 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