r-- *m 3 m ^pp^^qp|W«Biligwy;|*!HfflA^<P»|^itWWiP|iMHHEHBHpWH|BpigpiPWilPPIIWW^4PPP;ffPipip»<BBPHpi!iippi9? ;BOUCHER ISNEW DEANVol. 26 No. 92 rnmmmmmmP.7T^®l)e Bail? Jttarooti SAY HELLOTO THE BOYSUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, APRIL 1, 1926 Price Five Cent*NEWTON AND WESTPORT WIN TILTSCanton, Ogden, Cedar Rapids Win in *Y’ GamesTHREE GAMES INMINOR MEET ONCARD IN MORNINGOther Consolation TiltsWill Be Playedat “Y” GymCONSOLATION RESULTS2:00—Torrington, Conn., default¬ed to Ft. Valley, Ga.3:00—Canton, III., 27; Lewi»ton,Idaho, 18..4:00—Ofden, Utah, 28; St. Joe,Mich., 27.5:00—Cedar Rapid*, 37; Meia,Ariz., 26.In the consolation tournament atthe Hyde Park Y. M. C. A., Canton,Ill., defeated Lewiston, Idaho, yes¬terday afternoon, 27 to 18. Thescore, however, is not indicative ofthe comparitive strength of the twoteams.Ofden Win* From St. Joe.Ogden, Utah, came from behind,and in an exciting finish beat out St.Joseph. Mich., 28 to 27. St. Josephled at the half 18 to 9 and retained alead until the final quarter.SI. Joseph (J*) Os«l**ii, Tilth (FG FT P FG lNorherir, rfZlltn. IfWest, cHaWI, t;:Dnvls, IfItariliM'k. Kith 2 1.1 01 201 P Rollers rf 8o Irvine. If 21 Honrii, e 22 I Tufliir. rir O0 3| Bull If. Ik <>1 1 I'eteraon. suit 1!Vamlehoff, s 0 ,'T I*0 1ft 2l 20 1Cedar Rapid* Win*, 37-26In a rather one-sided game Mesa,Ariz., lost to Cedar Rapids, Iowa, 37to 26. Cummins of Cedar Rapidsstarred for the first three quartersof the game, making nine basketsand five free throws.Oliir Kn|iiit>i (87 ! Mena, Art*. (26)F(1 FT P FG FT PCummin*, rf ft 5 2! Leitenre, rf 5 2 1I troth. If 0 ft ft) Marrow. If 111Day, c ft 1 2|Moon. e 112Vail, rjr ft ft 8 Meta. r»r ft 0 2TanKenmn. In 3 2 2! P.rimliall. 1 tr 1 0 1Substitutes, Moy-| Substitutes. Whit¬er* anil Knapp. .alter and Jsley. Small Minn. SchoolShows Great SpiritOne of the most interestingteams competing this week in thetournament is the Gaylord HighSchool team of Gaylord, Minne¬sota, a town of 800, with seventypupils in the high school, twenty-seven of which are boys and twelveplay basketball. The team has aremarkable record of sixteenstraight victories. They wonevery game in the state tourna¬ment, with the pre-season oddsheavily against them.When they were offered an op¬portunity to enter the nationaltournament, the loyalty of thesmall, southern Minnesota townasserted itself and within twohours more than five hundred dol¬lars was collected. The entiretown turned out to wish the teamluck. They are coached by C. S.Bouchert, captained by D. Lindalland are said to be remarkably welltrained in the fundamental win¬ning tricks. CAMPUS GETS SETFOR MAROON WEEK;COMMITTEES PICKEDThirty-Five Women AreChosen to ManageActivitiesTWO KANSANS TIEFOR POINT HONORSLead With 36; Palmer ofCheyenne SecondTwo l>oys from Westport, the power¬ful “Show Me” quintet lead in the racefor high point man.Because of the eleven baskets hedumped in, he brings his total up tothirty-six points in two games. His team¬mate, Welsh scored ten times from thefield and brought his total up sufficientlyto tic Houbert. In tonight’s game, Welshand Houbert indulged in several hits ofsportsmanship, when they gave upchances to score and passed to the other.Palmer of Cheyenne is in third placein the race, having boosted his total tenpoints and now has a total of twenty-six. Six committee chairmen and fifteenworkers were appointed by RuthBurtis, general chairman of MaroonWeek, to assist her during the drive.The rest of the appointments will beannounced tomorrow.The committee chairmen will su¬perintend the work of the saleswomenduring the week of the campaign, andwere carefully selected for their jbusiness ability and prominence on!the campus.The committee chairmen as an¬nounced by Miss Burtis are: BetsyFarwell, Mary Fassett, KatherineRose, Helen I.amborn, Ruth DeWitt,and Dorothy Kennedy.The fifteen women that were se¬lected to work on the committees areas follows: Janet Good, Rhoda Low-enberg, Herberta Van Pelt, MarionPlimpton, Beatrice Cowan, VioletHolmes, Marjorie Cooper, Helen Wol-lenberger, Pauline Mead, MarionMiller, Florence Bloom, ' MargaretBobbitt, Dorothy Hartford, MargaretHitt, and Eloise Kresse.The workers announced in this is¬sue and those to be announced to-1morrow will meet at dinner Mondayevening at 6:45 in the private diningroom of Hutchinson Commons.Thomas Mulroy, business manager ofThe Daily Maroon; Frank H. O’Hara,director of student activities, and MissBurtis will speak.Mi ss Burtis will be hostess at atea Wednesday afteimoon from 4 to 6in Ida Noyes Hall, given for theworkers. It is expected that reportsof the progress of the committees willlie taken at that time.Eight dollars will be given as a(Continued on page 3) * Cowboys Learn NewUse For SombrerosA novel and ingenius use forthe sombreros worn by the West-tern teams in the interscholasticmeet has been discovered whichwill eventually prove very profit¬able to the owners.The other day one of the visit¬ing players from the other side ofthe Mississippi was walking down57th street when his cowboy hatbecame mixed up with the windand was blown off. Very indig¬nant, he stooped down to pick itup, but as he did so his footslipped on the ice underneath, atthe same time he kicked the hatforward. His brilliant mind, in¬stead of becoming vexed at theunusual occurrence, immediatelytook the entire situation into con¬sideration and noticed that a greatquantity of snow had been scoopedup in the process. Sompreros arenow in great demand as snowshovels. CHARLESTON WONDERS LOSE CLOSEGAME TO PUEBLO; PINE BLUFF ISVICTOR OVER CHEYENNE RANGERSMass—N. M. and Miss.—Pa. Close Guarding and FastGames Will Feature Floor Work FeatureProgram TodayGAMES TODAYRoswell vs. Fitchburg at 1 p. m.Wheeler vs. Nanticoke at 2 p. m.Atlanta vs. Gaylord at 3 p. m.Fargo vs. Elkins at 5 p. m.San Antonio vs. Cheyenne at 6 p. m.Westport vs. Salem at 7 p. m.Newton vs. El Reno at 8 p. m.Pueblo vs. Durham at 9 p. m. ContestsKESn.TS OF YESTERDAY'S GAMESCONSOLATION GAMESWORK STARTS ONNEW STAGG FIELDStadium Expected to Hold50,000 Next Fall_ [Here Are the Results and Box Scoresof the Second Day’s Tourney PlayEL RENO DRIBBLES TO VICTORYEl Beno used the dribble effectivelyand crushed the Newton, Iowa, outfit45 to 12. The Sooners jumped into;an early lead and were never headed.They are a veteran outfit and prom¬ise to make much trouble for whothey meet at 8 tonight. Glass, Wil¬lingham and Meyer are all veteransand brought the crowd out of theirseats time after time with sensationalshots.High scores characterized thegames of yesterday morning andafternoon, when the first of the sec¬ond round was played. In spite ofthe large number of points, most ofthe games were close and severalof them were hair-raisers.Salem, Roswell, Fitchburg, Wheel¬er, and Nanticoke were high scorersin these games, all of them gettingover thirty points. Wheeler, theMississippi dark horse of last year’stourney, showed they have lost noneof their basket-shooting prowess, bytaking high-point honors in defeat¬ing Reno, Nevada, 46 to 13.Salem defeated Danville 37 to 11,Roswell nosed out Hagerstown by a35 to 30 count, Fitchberg beat Bill¬ings in a 32 to 20 game, and Nanti¬coke won over Salt Lake City, Utah,39 to 26.The closest of all was the Gaylord(Minnesota)-Memphis contest, whichended in a 24 to 23 victory for theNortherners. Another nip-and-tuckbattle was the Atlanta win over thepopular Omaha quintet by a 22 to16 score.FARGO, N. D., BEATS OAKRIDGE,LA., 28-19Fargo, North Dakota, the boys from the big outdoors, went a stepfarther in the national interschol¬astic when they defeated Oak Ridge,Louisiana, by a score of 28 to 19 ina hard fought encounter. The Da¬kotans sarted off with a rush, but thesoutherners got sarted and the gamewas on an even basis until the be¬ginning of the third quarter whenthe Fargo five started a scoring orgywhich quickly cinched the game.Fargo (28) ! Oak (tidier <1»>FG FT I* FG FT PJackson, rf 2 1 3| Nolen, K., rf ft 2 ftBristol. If 4 1 21 Nolen. J.t If 0 ft 0O’Conor, c 5 1 2 Hornby, c 5 12MeNeest*. rjt 0 1 4| Files, rg 111Haas, la 0 0 <>'Blackmore, la 0 1 4Lonsb'h, la 0 ft 0| Conger, If ft 2 212 4 11 ft 7SINK L< ST ILLINOIS HOPEIllinois’ last hopes for a cham¬pionship in the big national tourneywere dashed last night when NewTrier, suburban league winners, lostto Elkins, West Virginia, by a scoreof 24 to 16. The home state en¬trants played the first half on aneven basis but were outclassed dur¬ing the second period.Elkins <24B FT IPGlenn, rf 4 14New Trier (16)B FT PSchmitt, If 1 1 1Paletti, If 10 2Hoerber, c 0 10Lauer, ra 2 ft 3Coreland, lg ft ft 34 S 1ft Donohue, If 3 4 3Marshall, c 1 2 1Wallace, rg 0 13Downs, lg 0 0 28 8 13 ElGlassMeyerDillinghamHigheNorvalFosterBeckArmstrongReno (45) I Newton (12)4 0 21 O’Connor 1 3 08 0 11 Grant3 1 llLonugrenft 0 llllollworth2 0 llCaniniach10 112 0 12 0 ()! 0 ft 11 1 12 0 1ft 0 0PINE BLUFF SMOTHERSCHEYENNELed by Alexander, who was thehub of one of the cleverest floorgames unleashed thus far, Pine Bluffsmothered Cheyenne 36 to 21. Thewesterners were never in front, andthreatened only in the third period, Work on the new football standshas finally been started.Although to all outward indica¬tions the campus was not agog withexcitement, and no cheering groupsof students were seen, the most note¬worthy and happy event took placeyesterday in the cloistered precinctsof Stagg Field. Plans for the stadiumhave long been in the negotiationprocess and yesterday the workmenquietly started actually to bringthem into reality.Thus the fans are assured of afootball stand for Chicago that willseat between forty-five and fiftythousand people when next fall’sfootball games come due. Withintwo weeks steam shovels will be atwork digging the foundations for thegreat, structure that will eventuallybring the seating capacity of StaggField to over seventy thousand.The main floor with over seventytiers of seats, holding upwards ofseventeen thousand people will befinished by next fall so that Chicagofans, for the first time in manyyears, may look forward to seeingthe Maroons in action against suchteams as Illinois, Ohio State andWisconsin whose games in recentyears have been open only to alucky few. The field will be changedto run north and south and the pre¬sent stand which was originally builtto seat but thirty thousand specta¬tors will become an end bleacher.The new’ stand will be 440 feetlong, over 150 feet deep and with ahuge wall running the entire length(Continued on Page 2) Pt. Pleasant vs. Danville at 9 a. m.Hagerston vs. Billings at 10 a. m.Ft. Valley vs. Canton at 11 a. m.Ogden vs. Cedar Rapids at 12 m.Reno vs. Salt Lake at 2, (Y. M. C. A.)Omaha vs. Memphis at 3 (Y. M. C. A.)Oakridge vs New Trier at 4. (Y. M.)Newton vs. Zanesville at 4 p. m. Salem, S. !>.. 37: Danville, Ky., 11.Boswell, X. M„ 36; Hairerstown, Md., 30.Fitchburg-. Mush., 32; Billings, Mont., 20.Wheeler, Miss., 46; Reno. Nev., 13.Nanticoke, Pa., 30; Salt I.ake City.I tah. 26.Atlanta, Ga.. 22; Omaha. Neb., 16.Baylor, Minn., 25; Memphis, Trnn., 24.FarKo, X. !).. 28; Oakridge, I.a.. 19.Elkins. IV. Va., 24; New Trier, HI., 16.El Reno, Okla., 45; Newton. Iowa, 12.I’ine Bln ft'. Arg.. 36; Cheyenne, Wyo., 21.Westport, K. C., Mo., 49; Scott County,Miss., 24.Newton. Kan., 36; I.exingrton, Ky., 19.Pueblo, Colo., 27; Charleston, 8. C., 16.East meets West in the openinggame of the third round when Fitch¬burg, Massachusetts, encounters Ros¬well, New Mexico, at 1 o’clock. Fitch-! burg is the popular favorite.The strong Nanticoke, Pennsyl¬vania, outfit meets the fast five fromWheeler, Mississippi, at 2, and popu-■ lar opinion points to a hard fought! game in this battle between east and| south. The Nanticoke hoopsters areI favored..Consolatfbn games will be run offat the Association college gymnasium,. 53rd and Drexel, in the afternoon,while the morning games will be heldat Bartlett gymnasium.Cheerleaders will be on the job forall the major games of the day to en-I courage and organize the rooting.The boys from Pennsylvania have! been making a great sensation withI their one handed heaves at the bas¬ket. Whatever coaches may say.} about such actions being poor bas¬ketball, the points certainly roll up! on the Nanticoke side of the scorebook. Two Missouri valley teams look to bethe class of the field and with all AprilFool’s jokes aside, it can be said with afair degree of certainty that they willmeet in the finals. Westport of KansasCity showed its power when it van¬quished the Scott County boys fromMississippi and set a new high mark forthe tourney in a 49-24 game. Newton.Kansas, the tall team from JayhawkState, showed the form that indae themfavorites when they vanquished theclassy Blue Devil outfit.“SHOW ME” TEAM WINSWestport was not forced to exert it¬self in their game with Scott County,Miss., and won 49 to 24. The Missouriteam found the basket with uncanny ac¬curacy. All their shots were from closerange trom where they were enabled toshoot after a series of> accurate passes.Westport was comfortably in the lead atthe end of the first half which ended24 to 10 in their favor. Westport will(Continued on page 2)SALEM HIGH BOASTSUNIQUE WIN RECORDCheyenneHarrisPalmerWilkensonBuckleyGage l!<*t)1 15 0 01 Alexander2 0 2|.Tohnson0 0 OlCaperton2 0 1j.TonesViningAustin10 1 4 Pine Bluff (36)3 43 05 01 0g 02 0 Group Pictures AreSet for Friday NoonIt is hoped that the weather willpermit the taking of the Interschol¬astic group picture next Friday at12 o’clock. This picture was post¬poned due to the blizzard, and full ai’-rangements have been made to takeit at the above time if the weatherpermits. It will include all of theplayers, coaches, and officials of themeet and is to be taken at StaggField Salem High of Salem, South Da-; kota, has one of the most remark-1| able records of any team in the tour¬ney. The conquerors of the Ken- ,tucky title-holders have registered 36 jconsecutive victories and have yet totaste defeat. The green clad boyshave scored 1,200 points to their op¬ponents 400 points.The South Dakotans boast one ofthe tightest five man defenses seenhere in years, reminding one of thefamous Yankton, S. D., defense twoyears ago. Every man on the teamis a dead eye and they rely on shortpass attack for victory. Every manexcept one was here last year andthey have taken on lots of weight andexperience which bodes ill for theiropponents. Subs Not RootersSays Texas EditorThe Sports Editor of the Brack-enridge High School “Times” whofilled a guard berth on the Rangerteam in today’s game, managedalso to find time to mix the com¬ma? with the dribbles and the fol¬lowing paragraphs form a part ofthe write-up which he sent to theschool paper. How the Maroonreporter managed to filch thecopy is no one’s business, sufficeto say he did it.“No team can win withoutstrong reserves” says John Mc-Graw, manager of the New YorkGiants. This was proved in thefirst game of the National Tour¬nament when three regulars ofthe Texas team were put out forexcessive fouling. The three subswent in and played just as gooda game as the regulars and theywere sent in when the game wastied.Many people have the impres¬sion that a basketball team is com¬posed of five players and someuniformed rooters who do nothingbut model for the fans. The subsnot only must be ready to go inany minute if a regular gets “piti¬ful” or hurt; but they also put theteam in shape by furnishing com¬petition.7Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 1, 1926ifM Sty? Sathj maroonFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OP THE UNIVERSITY OP CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:M.90 per year; by mail, $1,00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each. (Continued from page 1)meet its first real opposition tomorrowwhen they will play Salem, N. D.Westport (49)FG FT PWelsh, rf 10 011 01Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13,1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserve* all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper Ilolbert, IfBaker, c 0f Waldrof, rg 1 1Kennedy, lg 0 0OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion in its columns on allsubjects of student Interest. Contributors must sign their full names to communica¬tions. but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women's EditorHarry L. Shlaes Sports EditorDeemer Lee News EditorReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorMarjorie Cooper. Assistant Women’s Editor . _ . _ ......Ruth Daniels .. Assistant Women's Editor I George Gruskin Classified ManagerAlta Cundy Social Editor Jack Pincus AuditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTEthan Granquist Office DirectorLola ml Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerFrederick Kretschmer, Circulation ManagerDEAN SMALL: AN APPRECIATIONBy Frederic J. GurneyA LBION W. SMALL was one of the finest spirits that ever gracedthe University, or any other institution. A manly man, a genial,cheery, helpful friend, a great scholar, an inspiring teacher, one ofthe makers of Sociology as a science, he built himself into the Uni¬versity in its formative years and into the intellectual and spirituallife of everyone who studied under him. More than that, he touchedwith kindliness and helpful cheer every one with whom he came incontact. He met you on the level and you could not help seeingthat he really desired to make life pleasant for you. High and lowwere alike human to him. Many years ago a letter carrier who hadbeen delivering mail at the University for a long time was detectedopening letters and was sentenced to two years imprisonment. Thecase was followed with general interest here because he was wellknown and was pleasant and obliging in manner. When his sen¬tence had been announced, Dean Small said, “Now when his timeis up we must all get around him and help him onto his feet again.”Great scholar and investigator as he was, Dean Small’s primaryinterest was in human beings. Great teacher as he was he taught not asubject but people. His perception of the moral issues of any situa¬tion was unerring and his attitude with regard to principles was abso¬lutely uncompromising, but his aim was to make people see the rightand help them to do it. And a thing that made contact with himespecially delightful was a delicious humor of a kind all his own,which bubbled up so frequently in the midst of conversation andoften in more serious discourse. One could not help loving him.The writer of these few lines is very keenly aware that they arequite inadequate as an appreciation of Dean Small, but they arewritten out of deep admiration and affection that have grown upduring many years of association, mostly casual, in the course ofdaily work. It would need someone with the rich and abundanteloquence and the clear and forceful expression of thought of whichhe himself was master, to do anything like justice to the theme. Thefeelings of many friends may well be expressed in the words of amember of the office of the Deans of the Graduate Schools who hadbeen with him many years, “What a smiling memory he has leftbehind him.’’ANXIOUSA NEW question in etiquette has bothered us since yesterday.^ Perhaps you can help us.We were the only member of our 1 1-o’clock class. The snow,or perhaps the rain, kept everybody else (except the professor)away. We took our seat, and the professor stood before us. “Letus consider this morning,” he began, “the effect of the Thirty Years’war on German nationalism.”“All right, sir,” said we. “An excellent idea.” This seemed thething to say. We had to say something; that was clear enough.Hadn’t the man been talking to us? In fact, was there ony one elseto whom he could have been talking? So we said, ‘‘All right, sir;an excellent idea.”He continued. So did we. Whenever he paused, we put in anappropriate ‘‘Yes, sir,” or “No, sir,” or “To be sure,” or “Whynot?”But presently we began to wonder. Was the man really talkingto us? He looked at us now and then, it is true; but he looked justas often at the empty chairs about us. He ignored our brief com¬ments, and talked ahead as if we had said nothing at all. This wasno conversation; this was a lecture. Our professor would have saidthe same things, if thirty students had sat before him. And our“Yes, sir,’ and “That’s right, sir,” were interruptions; they werejust as impolite as if we had said them in the midst of thirty stu¬dents. They were more impolite, in fact.We said nothing more. Sure enough, the professor continued asbefore. We were right. This was, as we had suspected, a lecture.We opened our notebook, and wrote—wrote fast, to make up thetime we had lost. WingateEmeryLarson Scott County (24)FG FT FBrontley 4 11Miller 5 10Burkes 110Harrison, A. 0 1 2Harrison, W. 0 00 0 0|23 3 10jlj Mapp0 0 0 010 4 7 WORK STARTS ON NEWSTAGG FIELDNEWTON HOLDS STRIDENewton’s powerful quintet showed un¬mistakable championship form whenthey smothered the Lexington five, them¬selves more than ordinarily rugged, bya 36 to 19 score. Thf team from thestate where men are men and highschool boys are also made the most pre¬sentable showing of the day’s play. Thescore at the end of the first half was 13to 6 with the winners in the lead, but thenext half the Kansas boys tossed them 1in from all corners of the floor and the Icenter.Newton (36) | Lexington (19)FG FT P FG FT PFormey, rf 3 1 0 Spicer, rf 3 11‘ Bodcn. If 2 2 0Mil ward, v 2 1 ftCombs, rg 0 120 0 2!L. Miller, lg 0 0 1i 0 0| (Continued from Page 1)and wide enough to be used for bas¬ketball and other intramural sports.The interior of the stand has beencarefully designed to allow for aneight lap cinder track which will beused until the completion of the newfield house. * On account of the build¬ing of the stadium work on the fieldhouse has been delayed.“The double-decking of the newstadium would be physically impos¬sible for next fall,” according to Wil¬liam Scott Bond, chairman of thestadium committee. “Plans for fut¬ure construction will be made afterthe 1926 gridiron season.”Morgan, If 4 2 3Okerberg, c 3 1 4Cox, g 4 0 1Trout, gGrove16 4 10THEY’LL CHARLESTON BACKTO CHARLESTONPueblo, Colorado, advanced into thethird round when they eliminated Char¬leston, 27 to 16. The winners were toobig for the dimunitive southerners andcrashed through their defense consist-antly. FREE! 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That’s whyLuckies taste so good—THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 1, 1926 Page ThreeVV. BOUCHER TO FILL Student Attitude*|f>> I »* f*> VACANCY LEFT BYDEAN E. H. WILKINS at InterscholasticPleases OfficialsAppointment Only Tempor¬ary; New Dean to beNamed LaterProf. Chauncey Samuel Boucher,associate dean of the colleges of Arts,Literature, and Science since 1923,has been appointed to the adminis¬trative office just left vacant by Dr.Ernest Hatch Wilkins.Following in the train of Dr. Wil¬kins’ recent illness and consequentresignation, Dean Boucher has heldthe position for the past four months.When Dr. Wilkins announced his for¬mal resignation, taking effect at noonyesterday, the administration madeformal announcement of his suc¬cessor.Appointment Only Pro TemAccording to Dean Boucher, he willhold the position only until the endof the quarter, after which a manwill be appointed for the executiveduties. The dean declares that hehas no intention of holding the officepermanently.Chauncey S. Boucher hails fromthe Wolverine state. He received hisA.B. degree from the University ofMichigan in 1909. In 1910 he wonhis Master’s degree at the sameschool, when he became a member ofhis Alma Mater’s faculty, as instruc¬tor in history. In 1914, Dean Bouch¬er took his Ph.D., and left Michiganfor Washington university, where heheld the position of associate profes¬sor of history, from 1914 to 1919.During the next year he taught thesame subject at Ohio State univer¬sity.Boucher a Texas GraduateDr. Boucher won the office of fullprofessorship of American history atthe University of Texas. In 1923 theBadger school claimed his prowess,but after spending only a year therehe came to the University, where hebecame professor of American his¬tory. A short time later DeanBoucher was appointed assistant toDean Wilkins.Among the dean’s honorary prizesis a Fellowship in the Royal Histori¬cal Society, a distinction of the high¬est rank. So far this year’s Inter scholasticshave l>een distinguished by an unusualexhibition of good sportsmanship andfair play. Fritz Crisler who has re¬fereed for a number of years says thathe and the other officials have noticedparticularly this year the universal feel¬ing of good fellowship and goodwillfound not only between the players, buton the part of the observers in thebleachers. All of the undergraduategroups are co-operating to make the oc¬casion worthy of its participants.In striking contrast to this friendlyfeeling between the onlookers and theplayers there is the occasional howlingand hissing of the officials from peopleon the balcony. It is not the Chicagogroup which lends the volume to thisexhibition of poor sportsmanship, but agroup of Chicago people with small betson the various teams. The very fact thatthere was no response on the part of thehowlers to Mr. Stagg’s appeal made lastnight proves that there are no collegestudents among this group.PLAN JIYO PLAY FORUNIQUE JAPAN NIGHTJapanese customs, manners, cul¬ture, and amusements will be pre¬sented to the University April 9,when the Japanese students of theUniversity give Japan night at IdaNoyes hall. A Jiyo play, a comedy ofJapanese life, will be the chief at¬traction of the evening.The eiquette of the tea servingceremony will be presented by thewives of Japanese students. Two ex¬pert professional performers willgive an exhibition of Ju-Jitsu. RELIGIOUS BOOKSCONSOLIDATED INTHEOLOGY LIBRARYReconstruction Over SpringRecess Brings ValuableRevisions LEADERS SET NEWDATE FOR MILITARYBALL-WEEK LATER CAMPUS GETS SET FORMAROON WEEKSpring vacation witnessed a com¬plete reconstruction and consolida¬tion of the library books dealing withthe Theological department. Withthe exception of a few books onGreek and Roman religion that arestill in the Classics library, all theTheological books in the Universitylibraries are now located in the newTheological library on the third floorof the Theology building.This new departmental library,consisting only of books on religion,is tht largest and most completeTheology library of any college inthe country. Although others maycontain more books, there is none aslarge that contains only books onTheology, according to Miss GraceD. Philips, chief librarian of theTheology library.New Library Is BeautifulThe reading room is very spaciousand beautifully carved, covered by adome that reflects light on a multi¬tude of angles carved in the im¬mense oak supports. Two floors offire-proof stacks are also wellequipped with private tables forgraduate students. Before each win¬dow in these rooms of steel and con¬crete construction are desks fittedout with shelves for books.Two-thirds of the books in thislibrary have been reclassified accord¬ing to the Congress system of callnumbers, while the rest are stilllocated by the Dewey decimal systemof older origin.PROTECT your favorite pen orpencil with your name. Only $.25 atTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOBOOKSTOREAn inexpensive LOSS INSUR¬ANCE. Have your name engravedon your pen or pencil for only $.25 atTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOBOOKSTORE TheMidway Frock Shoppe1514 EAST FIFTY-NINTH STREETThree Blocks east of the UniversityWe Specialize in moderate priced FrocksOpen Tues., Thurs., and Sat. Evenings Phone Midway 0376iiiMiiiuuiuumunuJtuiiuiaMiumiiuiiiuuiMiuuuiuiiiiuiiiimiMiiniiHiiuuiiimimHUiiiimmmiiitiuiiiiiutiutiiiiiuiimiiiimmHmiiimH'miimAn inexpensive LOSS INSUR¬ANCE. Have your name engravedon your pen or pencil for only $.25 atTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOBOOKSTORE Kenwood Club Tea RoomsCome on down toTHE DRAKEHOTEL GRILLEvery effort is being madeto keep the Drake Grill themost exclusive dancingplace in the city — appeal-nig only to the discriminat¬ing.FORMAL PARTIES EVERYSATURDAY EVENINGInformal Dancing Other Even¬ings (except Sunday) 10 till 2TOMMY THATCHERand bis Orchestra(A Benson Organization)GLADYS ANDES, Hostess. 1363 EAST 47th STREETKenwood Club BuildingLUNCHEON 50 CENTS DINNER 75 CENTSSpecial Sunday Dinners $1.00Special Holiday Dinners $1.50Served from 12 to 8 P. M.See Us About Our Special Inducement for Student PartiesBRIDGE-LUNCHEONS DINNER-DANCES.BANQUETS BAZAARS«ii«<Mmiinitm!iiiTnutnmntntmn!niiimi*nmititim!imiinuMnmnmmwnniiiiimniiHimfnniiiiiiunTmimnnmifiniinnHmtiiniiiitmttiiHmnmRitmiifi!tiiuunitiniii:nmHitm!imi:i!imiiiMChampions Advise“Milk For Health ”Helen Wills, Johnny Weismuller, “Red” Grange,Nurmi and countless other leaders in sport are consis¬tent milk drinkers. They rely on milk for strength, aclear eye and a quick brain.You, too, -need milk every day. See that it is Bowman’sMilk for this milk is rich in all the energy elements sovital to health and strength. It will build you up—and give you that extra power needed to win!Start, today, on the highroad to victorious health.INSIST ONiOWMANF^\ZlA/i?Yr COMPANYW MILK■ £& -jiJL •. -jLi.. r •. .. April 23 Is Night Chosen;Will Be Held AtSouth ShoreFinding that the old date conflictedwith another social affair on the cam¬pus, the Military Departmenthas changed the date of the annualMilitary Ball to April 23. The olddate was April 16. The annualpromenade will be held at South ShoreCountry club.Mayer SickHerbert Mayer, who is to lead onewing of the opening promenade, hasbeen ill in the hospital but has nowreturned to the campus and prepar¬ations for the affair are continuing.Hugh Wilson is the other leader. Thetwo men are expected to announcetheir partners within the next fewdays.Consider ChapmanThe orchestra has not yet been en¬gaged, but-the leaders are consider¬ing Jack Chapman, Husk O’Hare andRalph Williams. Their selection willbe announced in an early issue ofThe Daily Maroon.As was customary in the past, allthe military men that attend thedance will be in full dress uniform.Civilians are asked to wear dinnercoats. (Continued from page 1)prize to the woman who sells themost subscriptions to The Daily Ma¬roon during the week. The secondplace winner will receive five dollars.A special one dollar rate has beenmade by the business manager forsubscription to the Maroon duringthe Spring quarter. This rate willhold until the close of the drive. Thedrive ends with a mixer that theMaroon Week committee is givingFriday, April 9, from 4 to 6 in bothlounges of the Reyonlds club. bed-sitting room, overlooking Mid¬way, opposite Classics building; $25monthly. Dorchester 7941. 1007 E.60th St.WANTED—Student with car to as¬sist with deliveries spare time. PhoneFairfax 1688, after 6.WANTED — University student;salesmanship ability will earn $35 to$50 weekly; one to two hours daily.The Maryland Men’s Shop, 5479 Kim-bark Ace. H. P. 0842.Students who received the awards ofHonorable Mention at the Spring Con¬vocation for excellence in the work ofthe Junior Colleges may obtain copiesof the Convocation Program at theBureau of Records.Want AdsTYPEWRITERS — Bargains instandard and portable machines.Make an appointment. Tel. Midway1619 or Rand. 0052.ROOM FOR RENT—Attractive WANTED—Two girls to handle aNew York maufacturer’s sample lineof dresses. John Byrne, 3756 N.Robey.LOST—Duofold Jr. Fountain Penrcolor red; name; Ralph J. Helperinprinted on it. Return to Maroon of¬fice or Kappa Nu house.ROOM AND BOARD—If not sat¬isfied with living conditions, try theHomestead Hotel. Clean outsiderooms, comfortable beds, good food.The atmosphere of home refinement;reasonable rates. 5610 Dorchester.PRIVATE INSTRUCTION by agraduate student in arithmetic, geom¬etry, and algebra, by Paul Haber,5704 Kenwood Ave. Fairfax 2665.' AGRIPPAV WEB .Boston MGarter/fl How DidYour GartersLookThis Morning?REALDANCEMUSIC No MoreSkidding Garters!TelephoneHarrison 0103 GEORGEFROSTCOMPANYMAKERSBOSTON AGRIPPA-WEB makes garters act in anentirely new way—and only in Bostons canthis web be had. Even when worn very looseit will not slip. It cannoc curl and yet it isremarkably soft and light. Here in fact is apractical, comfortable, ventilated-web garter.In many pleasing colors, 50c the pair."Buttoning King &£o.Men’s SpringS UI - f swith Extra TrousersRegular Value $60—Special at$ 40These fine suits, Browning-King designed andBrowning-King tailored, were all manufactured forthis Spring’s showing. Rich worsted fabrics, both fin¬ished and unfinished, are shown in our newest models—both single and double breasted. They carry ourguarantee in every particular.TOPCOATS$25 to *50Single and double breasted — loose and form fit¬ting models in plain blue, Scotch tweed mixtures andplain shades. TO12-14 W. Washington StreetJust West of State StreetIn Evanston — 524-26 Davis StreetPersonal Management — ELMER E. MARDEN■■ .„. L, «r r ■ i i •. i.■mmTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL I, 1926“Hey, the country’s dry, isn’t it?”“Certainly, Ignatz, my boy, re¬sponded my room-mate, “but, yousee, we’re in the city now !”—The Constant .SophomoreODE TO AURORAOh, fudge!Oh, gosh !Oh, hell!Oh, damn!These word* which make us blush,Do not have near the poignancyOf these few words,OH, SLUSH!!WELL, we only need an earth¬quake now to make this a perfectly {balanced Spring.This climate will be a great help jto us in rushing the Interscholastic jathletes-—yeh, rushing them for Cali-jfornia! iTHE Mesa, Arizona, basketball Iteam brought a rabbit with them as ]a mascot. Botcher they’re sorry)now that they didn't: bring an jEskimo dawg!! STUDENTS at the Florida Wo¬men’s State College have adopted aresolution against lynching and sentit to the governor. More feminineopposition to necking!It’s a Matter of Temperament andTemperature!Dearest:I asked her if she was a “Whistler”and she replied in that winning, win¬some way of hers, “No, I’m just alittle Siren.”Any difference? — SurMORE TRUTH THAN POETRY!!Dear Turk: IOur ultra-collegiate campus man,With ties and scarves quite stun¬ning.Whose bills from haberdashery shops)Must keep his daddy humming. But there’s one art he doesknowI hope sometime he’ll masterNot just to earn the cash he spends.But how to earn it faster,—Iri.not GET IN LINE for your name to beengraved on your pen or pencil. Freeof charge op a new purchase of $2.75or up. Otherwise $.25 atTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOBOOKSTORERepresentatives of the WhistleClub will meet today at 3:30 to or¬ganize the official constitution.—TERRIBLE TURKJ. H. FINNEGANDRUGGISTWoodlawn Ave. at 55th St.CIGARS, CIGARETTES andCANDYSTATIONARY AND FOUN-TAIN PENSPhone Midway 0708Ask for Goldenrod Ice Cream THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain Service ,Tel. H. Park 0761Corner, Ellis Aveni e and 55th St.•CRNST-ROOILK•5609-mRPCR-AVC• PHONE • MyDDPflRtY6262•fiRnsr-ffloiDGRflprc\f,-:b#«L5S>APOLOGIAWe laughed aloud at womenWhen they started wearing slickers;We thought our sides would splitwith mirthTo see their mannish knickers.But as we trudge these snowy wastes,We men must rise to sing.These women folk were rot so dumbIn getting furs for spring!—GeoGWatch Him Fly!!Turk:This guy Trout of the Newtonteam didn’t make any baskets againstZanesville, but watch him in the nextfew games. He’s always great onFridays I —KayoMOST of the yokels who insist onbooing and hissing the decision* ofthe referees in Bartlett these daysseem to forget that the. only. evi¬dences of High School atmospherewe are encouraging are the com¬peting basketball teams!Sometimes One Doesn’t KnowWhere They Are!Dear Terrible Turk:During the vacation my room¬mate was visited by his young cousin {from Ioway. One night we werediscussing the purchase of a few dol¬lars worth of interesting beveragesfrom an accommodating druggist jnear-by, when the kid pipes up, jTHE BEST FIRST MORTGAGEREAL ESTATE BONDSIN CHICAGOSEE US, WE SELL ON THEPARTIAL PAYMENT PLAN$100.00 Bond$10.00 Starts You On aBaer Eisendrath & Co.208 S. LaSalle StreetWabash 0208Campus Representatives:Jos. L. 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