t)E Batb Jliaroon BOOST THEINTERSCHOL¬ASTIC!Vol. 26 No. 91 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 31, 1926 Price Five CentsEVENING CONTESTS ~ DIVERSIFIEDAppoint Burtis to Head Greatest Maroon DriveEARLY LOSERSHAVE SEPARATEGAMES AT Y. M. LEADS DRIVEConsolation TournamentBegins at DrexelGymnasiumTo those teams who came out onthe small ends of the scores yesterdaythe glad word is again extended—the consolation tournament will beconducted once more this year inconnection with the major tourna¬ment. Realizing that there is anunusually large number of teams en¬tered each year and that many ofthem travel great distances to com¬pete in the event, this tournamenthas been planned so that those teamswho lose in their first round gamescan have the chance to show theirskill in more than one game.The first six or seven games in theconsolation will have to be played inthe Y. M. C. A. College gymnasiumbecause the floor schedule for Bart¬lett gym is entirely taken up withthe major tilts. The Y. M. C. A.gym is located at Fifty-third andDrexel streets, about five blocks fromBartlett. The rest of the games willbe sandwiched in between the regu¬lar games.Offer trophie*All of the teams that lost theirfirst round contests are eligible toenter the consolation. Valuable prizeswill be awarded to the winners onthe same basis that the prizes areawarded in the main competition.The team prizes will be small sizebasketballs and each winning playerwill receive watch charm medals. Sothat there will really be two com¬plete tournaments running at thesame time.Two games have already beenscheduled as a result of yesterday’sgames. At 2 o’clock today Torring-ton, Conn., plays Fort Valley, Ga.,in the first consolation tilt; and at 3o’clock Lewiston, Idaho, and Canton,Ill., clash. All of these teams werelosers in yesterday afternoon’s play.The other losers will play at 4 andat 5 o’clock.Expect Fast GamesThe interest in this event alwaysruns just as high as the interest inthe main tourney and this year prom¬ises to bring forth the usual enthu¬siasm. Last year Dixie High Schoolof Saint George, Utah, was firstamong the losers with SoutheasternHigh of Detroit, Mich., second, andFranklin High of Portland third.From the calibre of play shownby the losing teams, even when theybowed in defeat to slightly superioroutfits there will be a lot of real bas¬ketball in the tilts of the consolationand it will pay the fans well to at¬tend and watch them. Ruth Burtis, prominent clubwomanchosen to head committee of thirty-five women in annual Maroon week.FIVE ARE TIED INHIGH POINT RACE MULROY NAMESCAMPAIGN LEADERFOR THIS YEARLast Year Campaign WinnerIs Selected to LeadSales ForceFive men were tied for high pointhonors at tl\e end of the first day’sgrind. Welsh of Westport, Spicer ofLexington, Palmer of Cheyenne,Szeczkowski. of Torrington, andBrantley of Scott County, all scored16 points.This high-point business is old stufffor Welsh, Westport forward, as heled the tournament in that departmentlast year. His chances to repeat thatperformance this year are unusullybright because he is situated on astrong offensive team which is meet¬ing easy opponents. The Wes'tportmachine should have scored about 70points if they made only a respectablepercentage of the shots they took.Szeczkowski, who was also stronglast year, made his points in vain forthe San Antonio team shoved his teaminto the consolation round. The New¬ton, Kansas, outfit was doped to comethrough with a big score but they didnot show unusual scoring power. Mor¬gan leading his mates with 12 points.The Newton team played underwraps, evidently saving themselves forfuture tournament play. Because of her splendid work duringthe subscription drive last year, RuthBurtis has been appointed GeneralChairman of the second annual Ma¬roon Week, which begins next Mon¬day. The announcement of her elec¬tion was late yesterday afternoon byThomas Mulrov, Business Managerof The Daily Maroon.During the last campaign Miss Bur¬tis solicited over one hundred sub¬scriptions, which was by far the bestrecord made by any of the workers.Miss Burtis is a member of the Un¬dergraduate council and Quadrangler,and was chosen both for her goodwork during the campaign last yearand for her prominence on the cam¬pus. according to Mulroy.To Appoint AssistantsMiss Burtis will select thirty-fiveprominent campus women to assisther during the Week. It is expectedthat the appointments will be an¬nounced in tomorrow’s issue of TheDaily Maroon.According to reports this week, thefirst literary edition of The Daily Ma¬roon, which is to he issued as a spe¬cial feature of the campaign, goodprogress is being made and the issuewill appear Wednesday as announced.Arrangements are being made to se¬cure more special articles and featureswritten by prominent students andmembers of the faculty. Among thefeatures will he an interview with CarlSandberg and a special article by aprominent New York advertising man.Issues Special EditionThe Maroon is also issuing specialevening editions to cover the day’sbasketball games, preliminary to thedrive.As a climax to the features of theWeek, the Maroon Week committeeis sponsoring an all-University mixera week from Friday afternoon, from4 to 6, in both lounges of the Rey¬nolds club. This will mark the officialclose of the Week. Guard Bunny’s DietFor Luck of Team“A strictly vegetarian diet, in¬cluding green vegetables andnothing but pure water to drink”was the prescription, and the peo¬ple around Bartlett gym, enmasse, from Coach Stagg to thewomen who sell O’Henrys, arebusy carrying it out. The objectof all this attention is one small,light brown rabbit, sent by fansback in Mesa, Arkansas, to bringgood luck to the players fromthe West Union High School ofthat city.All day long, contributionsconsisting of the choicest prod¬ucts of the greenhouses arebrought to the ticket office,where the bunny has his tempo¬rary home. His domain is awooden cage, painted in patrioticpurple and gold, and decoratedwith a gold horse shoe, guaran¬teed to bring additional goodluck.NEWTON, KANSASCITED AS WINNER PUEBLO, CHARLESTON AND DURHAMWIN AND ENTER SECOND ROUND;TODAY’S GAMES AT NINE O’CLOCKTwenty Teams Play TheirFirst Games Today; OpenSecond RoundEeach year with the starting of thetournament, the campus dopestersrun amuck and speculate wildly aboutthe respective merits of the teams.This year it really looks like they’re Starting at 9 o’clock this morningand continuing until 10 this evening,all of the basketball that can pos¬sibly be contained in one full day isto be played in order to further alongthe great Eighth National BasketballInterscholastic, now in progress atBartlett gym.One game each hour is the rateat which the play is to hold sway, andno hours are to be omitted, not evenat meal time. The tourney is nowwell under way and gaining in inter¬est every minute. The second roundof the tourney is to be started thismorning when those teams whichdrew byes into that round are goingto try to make them “good” byes.There are twenty of these teams andtheir games will take up most of theday’s play.Opening the day’s play will beDanville, Ky., and Salem, S. D., inthe initial game of the second round,Salem participated in last year’s In¬terscholastic, having won the statechampionship for the last two years.Hagerstown, champion of Maryland,going to have something really fev- plays Roswell, New Mexico’s best, aterish to discuss, namely, the teamfrom Newton, Kansas, that is spend¬ing these hurried days at the Betahouse.Lost State Title 10 o’clock. The next game is onebetween Billings, Mont., and Fitch¬burg, Mass. Both of these townshave been i-epresented in past Inter-scholastics. During the noon hour,Reno., Nevada, will play Wheeler,Last year the boys from Newton | Miss., the same team that surprisedwon four starts out of five from i the dopesters in last year’s tqurneyWichita, but—the last game whichthey lost was for the state title—result, Newton lost the chance ofentering the interscholastic.This year they’ve come with aneven better team to make up for lastyear’s lost time. The outfit certainlylooks capable enough, all the menbeing of the six foot type. Thesmallest man on the team is onlyfive foot eleven, and then his team¬mates call him “Shorty.” CoachStewart is said to know his stuff andhas a tight defense and heavy offen-i sive outfit rolled into one. *V t_ -— ——*-O’Hara PhilosophizesOn Basket TourneyOf course it is interesting to seeyoung men from all parts of thecountry meeting and competing atthe University. Of course it isdiverting to see the sombreros orthe Southwest and the flannels ofFlorida, to hear the Dixie drawland the staccato of the MiddleStates. But the enlightening ex¬perience is to see how alike we are,beneath the differences, with bas¬ketball as the common-denomina¬tor.FRANK H. O’HARA. Here Are the Results and Box Scoresof the First Day's Tourney Play,r T Ji San Antonio, Texas, inauguratedthe tourney with a win over the Tor¬rington, Connecticut, team with a31-26 count. A rally late in the gameby three San Antonio subs put thegame on ice. Elkins and Fiery dis¬tinguished themselves in the last min¬ute fight.Led by Palmer, who scored eightbuckets, Cheyenne, Wyoming, nosedout Ft. Valley, Ga., by a score of23-30. Cheyenne jumped into an earlylead, but a scoring rampage from midcourt by the Georgia boys pulled themup in the last half and made the gameclose.Lewiston, Idaho, was nosed out inan overtime period game by PineBluff, Arkansas, Neither team led bymore than three points throughoutthe entire game, and Zimmerman, ofPine Bluff tied it up, only to haveWhite of Idaho sink a free tBrow tosnatch victory out of their hands. Canton, Illinois, was too small forthe boys from Scott county, Missis¬sippi, 24-21. Brantley, lanky Dixieforward batted in six buckets and wasforward, batted in six buckets and wasWestport Wins EasilyWestport, Kansas, playing a fastand spectacular game won its way tothe second round of the tournamentwith a decisive victory over PointPleasant. W. Va. The final count was44 to 26. Although the southern teamwas handicapped by its lack of weight,it played a clever game and held itsopponents to a close margin untilnearly the end. made good its claim when it downedthe clever Zanesville, Ohio, teani witha 26 to 15 victory. The game w^l fastand rough, marked by frequent fouls.Newton (26) Zanesville (16)TW\ P.J1' 0 11 00 0 12 4 4l 0 1ForneyMorganOkerbergCoxTrout B F P.5 0 3|Smith, R.6 2 OlDuball1 0 3|Trace1 0 21Lowe0 0 1 jSmith, W.5 5 7Westport (44)B. F. P. Point Pleasant (26)B. F. P.Honbert, rfWelsh, IfBaker, cWaldore. rgWingate, lg 2! Burdett0 [Carr1 ICurry21 Russell1 ICurry, H.11 4 521 2 6Newton 26, Zanesville 15Newton, Kansas, doped as one ofthe strongest teams in the tournament,; 12 2 9Devils Massacre OgdenWhen the Blue Devils got throughwith Ogden, Utah, old timers smiledto themselves and seemed to see theold Lexington team that won the Na¬tional title four years ago. The boysfrom the Bluegrass state surely havea sweet team, five men who can alldribble, pass, shoot and pivot with thebest of them. by winning their way to the semi¬finals.Nanticoke will represent Penn¬sylvania’s hopes when it meets theSalt Lake City, Utah, team at 1o’clock. Technical High of Atlanta,Ga., plays Omaha, Neb., at 2 o’clock,and at 3 it will be Minnesota versusTennessee, when Gaylord and Mem¬phis take the floor. Fargo, N. D.,participants in last year’s meet, willplay Oak Ridge, La,, in the follow¬ing match. Elkins, W. Va., meetsNew Trier, Ill., local hopes, at 5.Beginning the evening’s play willbe Breckenridge High of San An¬tonio, Texas, and Cheyenne, Wyo.,who meets at 7 o’clock. This will bethe first game between two teamswhich have won previous contestsand it should be all the more inter¬esting for that reason. At 8 thewinner of the Pine Bluff-Lewistongame will meet the winner of theScott County-Canton game, and at 9o’clock the winners of the Westport-Mt. Pleasant and Zannesville-Newtongames will conclude the evening.Lexington (44)B. F. P. Ogden (20)B. F. P.BodenSpicerMilwardCombeMiller 0 I Roger0 | Irvine01 HearnOlToone1 IBaliff 0 00 10 10 00 210 8 1 10 0 4 SPRING FOOTBALLDELAYED BY SNOWAlthough the weather man has tem¬porarily snowed the campus under,coaches and players are preparing forthe spring days that are expected tosoon materialize and allow springfootball practice to be started.Twelve freshmen that have receivednumerals and five that have receivedreserve numerals are expected to re¬port on the first fine day, as are thenine varsity men that have already re¬ported themselves ready for work, andthe other dozen that have not as yetreported. Lexington Beats Ogden inSix P. M. Game,44 to 20One surprisingly slow game, oneovertime game, and one one-sided af¬fair featured the end of the firstround of the Stagg classic last night.Pueblo Beats St. JoeSt. Joseph. Mich., lost a close over¬time' tilt to Pueblo, the ColoradoChampions. Pueblo jumped into anearly lead, but two buckets dumped inby Zetta in the closing minutes of theplay tied the game up. When theextra period was less than a minuteold, Carlson scored for Pueblo witha short one handed shot. This wasfollowed with a basket by Perkins, andCarlson put the game on ice with afree throw that dropped just as thegun went off. Final score. St. Joe 26.Pueblo 31.St. Joe (26) Pueblo (31)B. F. P. B. F. P.Norburg 0 3 0| Carlson 5 11Zetta 5 1 11 Burman 3 11West 4 0 0 j Clark 3 10Davies 2 0 21 Perkins 3 0 8Huhel 0 0 1 |FinneU 0 0 «11 4 4 }4 9 6Charleston Looks GoodIn a battle on the short pass in shotversus a long pass, long shot game,the exponents of the former provedsuperior and Charleston, S. C., beatout Cedar Rapids, 1921 tournamentchamps.Charleston (31) Cedar Rapids (17)B. F. P. B. F. P.Weber 3 0 0 | Knapp 0 2 1Millor 6 2 OlCummins 5 0 3Gunn 3 2 0| Boyer 0 0 1Mauer 0 0 l|Longeman 10 0Carter 1 0 2 Vail 10 1Woodig 0 1 0 [Groth 0 1013 5 3 7 3 6Giant KillersIn the final game of the evening,Durham, N. C., pulled a Jack-the-Giant-Killer act and trounced theMesa, Arizona, Giants, 25 to 20.Mesa (20)DesseurMorrowMoonMetsBumballEasley B. F. P.2 1 31 Chandler2 0 3 iEdwards2 1 01 Adkins0 3 01 White1 0 01 Warren0 1 Oi9 6 6 Durham (25)B. F. P.4 3 32 1 10 0 10 0 10 1 2Use Sea-sickness toK. O. WesternersThe noteworthy success of West¬ern teams in the interscholastic forthe past few years has become aserious problem to basketeers fromother sections of the countrv andas a result many attempts at solv¬ing the situation have been madeby the Eastern and Southerncoaches, but with more or less dif¬ferent results. There was one sys¬tem devised at the last tournament,however, which proved fairly suc¬cessful and which we present forthe approval of the visiting teams.When a certain of the sombrero-wearing fives went through theearly rounds of the tourney withno defeats last spring, there wasgreat concern among the otherteams. Finally one of the localcoaches hit upon the brilliant planof taking the dyed-in-the-woolWesterners out to the stockyardsto see their live cattle made dead.The result was five westerners, allafflicted with a certain variety ofsea-sickness, and none of them cap¬able of finishing their schedules.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 31, 1926 <.iatlu fflarnmtFOUNDED IN 1801THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOWinter and Spring quarter* by The18.00 per year; by mail, 81.00 per year extrait, Su .Dally Maroon Company. Snbaerlptlon rates:Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Dllnoia, March IS,1000. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Dally Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing In this paperTelephones: OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueEditorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0£77. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion In Its columns on allsubjects of student Interest Contributors must sign their full names to communica¬tions. but publication will, upon request. be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENT | BUSINESS DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women's Editor j Ethan Granquist Office DirectorHarry L_. Shlaes Sports Editor ; jy(>jan(j s,-«ff Vdvertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy Managerlation Managerssified ManagerAlta Cnndy Social Editor lack Pincus AuditorDeemer Lee News Editor jReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson^ News Editor Thomas Field C1-co Stone histle Editor | Frederick Kretschmer, CirculaMarjorie Cooper. Assistant Women s Editor _Ruth Daniels .. Assistant IVomen's Editor I or<-e GrusKin ciassuTHE UNITED STATES OF SPORT(From an editorial printed in The Daily Maroon in the week of theTrack Interscholastic, 1925.)WHAT few appreciate is the monumental value of the interschol¬astics to the Nation; a value which endures and grows longafter the pride of victory or the sting of defeat has vanished. SandPoint, Idaho, to whom New England is a shadowy concept, conjuredup through the history and geography class, returns home with apride of acquaintanceship with its Atlantic coast competitors; St.Paul, whose high school students have learned from their Civil Warhistories to look with suspicion upon the South whence came slaveryand rebellion, returns to its home having played against gentlemenand sportsmen from Birmingham, and with this experience comesthe respect and admiration which the contact produces.The value of the Interscholastic in this respect is with difficultyappreciated; it would be safe to say it could not be over-estimated.The effect is not merely on the boys who make the trip. Those mak¬ing the trip to Chicago to participate in one of the two Interschol¬astic are to their fellow students as adventurers who have penetratedthe routine frontier of their horizon. Their experiences are longrepeated. They reach the length of the school, they penetrate intohomes, and ultimately reach throughout the entire community. Thusthe United States becomes, to those in distant parts of the nation, aunion of people rather than a union of geographical states. Throughsport the national solidity is advanced.The University takes just pride in its Interscholastics. But whetherit does so or not is immaterial. In assuring leadership in sport, theUniversity has accepted, unconsciously perhaps, a trusteeship incitizenship. And so long as the nation exists, the Interscholasticsmust continue.THE SCHOOLS AND COLLEGESBold avowal in the editorial column of The Daily Californian:All unsigned comments in this col¬umn are written by the editor. Allsigned editorials are written by mem¬bers of the staff. In either case, theeditor accepts full and final respon¬sibility for all views advanced.The more cautious program (by way of contrast) announced byin the vox-pop column of The Purdue Exponent:Articles published in this column donot necessarily reflect the opinion ofthe Exponent. The editor reservesthe right, however, to reject all an¬onymous contributions and also allthose which would needlessly tend toantagonize the student body againstany organization or authority.Good work by the enterprising members of Harvard university,reported in The Harvard Crimson:1927 DANCE COMMITTEEBOASTS IT HAS 391 GIRLSThe 1927 Dance Committee an¬nounced last night that 391 girls willattend the Junior Dance this year. Todate 442 members of the class havenotified the committee that they arecoming.TheMidway Frock Shoppe1514 EAST FIFTY-NINTH STREETThree Blocks east of the UniversityWe Specialize in moderate priced FrocksQpe« Tues., Thurs., and Sat. Evenings Phone Midway 0376 GET IN LINE for your name to beengraved on your pen or pencil. Freeof charge on a new purchase of $2.75or up. Otherwise $.25 atTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOBOOKSTORE What's On TodayPublic lecture, “The Influence ofJesus Christ in the Graeco-RomanWorld: His Influence Upon Reli¬gion,” Teviot $eaveley Glover, today at 4:30 in Harper assembly room.Eta Sigma Phi will hold an initia¬tion and business meeting tomorrowat 4:30 in Classics 20. WHY lose your favorite pen orpencil when your name on it will pro¬tect it. Only $.25 atTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOBOOKSTOREUNIVERSITY STUDENTSFOUNTAIN SERVICE AND LIGHT LUNCHES ARE BEST ATWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPCORNER FIFTY-FIFTH AT UNIVERSITY AVENUEFresh Home Made Candies Dorothy I. DerbacherDANCING IN THE George A BohmannNATIONAL DANCING ACADEMYTelephone Wabash 6581-ivate Lesson $1.00 4 Private Lessons $3.00 8 Private Lessons $5.00Auditorium Bldg., 2nd Floor, 431 S. 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It’s all imported Theseare exceptional values at $1 pair.Men’s New Soft Hats$7The snap brim hat still is just as poptilar as ever—now it's in the light colorsmat you want for spring. They’re from• prproinent maker. Black hats, too, atthu price, $7. Others, $5 to $10.Hand-made Cravats$1.50Smart figured effects you will find unusually good-looking, in a colorful rangeyou’ll like for spring$1.50. Othen, $1 to $3 50.Rrst and Second Floors, SouthTHE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 31, 1926 Page Three• 1flfiu COMPLETE PLANSFOR SOPHOMORE-FRESHMAN PROMCasino Club Orchestra ToPlay April 9 atChicago BeachFinal arrangements were made 1a.itnight for the annual Sophomore-Freshman Prom which will take placeFriday, April 9. in the ballroom of theChicago Beach hotel. The music wiilhe furnished by “Husk” O’Hare andhis well known Casino Club ensemble,who will make their third appearanceof the season at traditional campusparties.Paul O. Lewis, president of theSophomore class, who, with HelenKing, will lead the right wing of theProm, stressed the idea last night thatthe affair was given chiefly for themembers of the classes of '28 and ’29.He has made a request that one. atleast, from each couple be either aSophomore or a Freshman. "Thissuggestion,” said Helen King, “wasbrought tip in both in the Sophomoreand Freshman councils.”Officers To LeadThe two wings of the Prom will beled by the four officers, president andvice president, of the two classes; PaulLewis and Helen King on the right,and George Poole and Janet Good onthe left. The new ballroom of thChicago Beach hotel will he decoratedin the colors of the two classes.The two classes are making an etfort to get the limited supply of tickets in the hands of Freshman andSophomores as soon as possible. Theymay be purchased from either PaulLewis or George Poole at the PsiUpsilon or I). K. E. house. Tickethave been allotted to each fraternityPlan Souvenir NewspaperA minaturc newspaper will be published for the affair and distributed atmidnight to the promgoers. Severalnew ideas have been incorporated init which will make it an innovationin the lists of keep-sake favors published so profusely of late for traditional campus proms and parties. Thestaff has been selected of both freshmen and sophomores who are now engaged in getting it ready for theProm.GET IN LINE for your name to beengraved on your pen or pencil. Freeof charge on a new purchase of $2.75or up. Otherwise $.25 atTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOBOOKSTOREHave you read the peppy collegenovel that is the talk of the bookU'orld this spring?GLITTERBy Katharine BrushFrom sea to sea they’re alreadytalking of “Glitter” as the realthing in college stories. Read itand you will see that it is no or¬dinary yam, but a light, seriousfrothy, deep, drab and colorfulpicture of college men and worn-en as you know them.$100 IN PRIZESwill be awarded by the publishersfor the best book reviews of Glit¬ter written by undergraduates.400 words or less; contest closesApril 30.The JudgesDR. HENRY SEIDEL CANBYEditor, Saturday Review of Lit¬eratureFREDERICK G. MELCIIEREditor, Publishers WeeklyH. N. SWANSONEditor, College HumorBeg, borrow or buy the book to¬day and try for one of the sixprizes. Send your review to Glit¬ter Contest Editor, Minton, Balch& Company, 17 East 45th Street,New York.Whatever you read, don’t missGLITTER$2.00 at BooksellersMINTON, BALCH &COMPANY17 East 45th Street, New York Spectators Lunch[While Teams PlayHot dogs, ham and egg saladsandwiches, O’Henrys and Her-shy bars will be on sale duringthe Interscholastic games to re¬fresh the hungry spectators. Andfor the sake of the thirsty, water-coolers have been placed in thegym so that it will not be neces¬sary to leave the floor. This hasall been done under the auspicesof W. A. A., which manages thesale every year.Women who would like to dothe selling are asked to give theirnames to Adele Whitfield, who isin charge. They are needed mostduring the morning and noonhours, as the afternoons have al¬ready been taken care of. Atable will be placed down on thefirst floor where food will be soldall the time, and women will alsogo through the crowd in the inter¬vals between the halves, quar¬ters and games.DEBATING TEAMSETS TRYOUT DAYChicago-Princeton Debate ToBe Held April 17Tryouts for the Chicago-Princeton de¬bate will be held next Friday, April 2,at 4:30 in room 10 of the Classics build¬ing. All those who wish to try out mustprepare a five minute speech. Theymay speak on either side of the ques¬tion.The topic as selected by Princeton is,"Resolved, that compulsory militarytraining in American colleges is inim¬ical to the best interests of peace.” Thisquestion has been discussed greatlythe last year but it is the first timethat the Chicago debaters have beencalled upon to give their ideas tothe public about it. UNIVERSITY MENARE SUCCESSFULUPON THE STAGECrandall, Gendron and MillerActive in BroadwayProductionMany former University studentsmay be found on Broadway in mus¬ical plays and acting with stock com¬panies. During a recent visit inNew York Mr. Frank Hubert O’Hara,director of student activities, metCarlin Crandall and several others.Carlin Crandall has been starringin New York and is now starting on atwenty week’s engagement as lead¬ing man for a stock company. Mr..Crandall, while on campus was prom¬inent in dramatics and was a mem¬ber of Phi Gamma Delta. His sister,Elizabeth Crandall, is on a tour pley-ing in “Rose Marie.”Pierre Gendron, although, in themovies for several years, has his firstspeaking part on Broadway as theleading man in a new play entitled,“What’s The Big Idea?” He is amember of Alpha Delta Phi.Fayette Miller has just finisheda vaudeville engagement and is nowplaying in a musical production inNew York. Mr. Miller was inseveral campus productions last yearand is a member of Phi Kappa Sigma.The debate will be held on Friday,April 17, at 8, in Mandel hall. Thesplit-team system will he used. Inthis system one man from each teamspeaks on the opposing side.The audience will vote before andaft^r the debate to decide the win¬ner.WHY lose your favorite pen orpencil when your name on it will pro¬tect it. Only $.25 atTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOBOOKSTOREA-8(/? 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PhoneFairfax 1688, after 6.WANTED — University student;salesmanship ability will earn $35 to$50 weekly; one to two hours daily.The Maryland Men’s Shop, 5479 Kim-bark Ace. H. P. 0842. THE WINNERSMy name isThe semi-finalists will be:Drop in tin box in the Daily Ma¬roon office at 57th and Ellis, or inBox O, Faculty Exchange, before6 on Wednesday.WANTED—Two girls to handle aNew York maufacturer’s sample lineof dresses. John Byrne, 3756 N.Robey.FREE! For the first week of thespring quarter your name will be en¬graved on any pen or pencil purchasedcosting $2.75 or up free of charge attheTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOBOOKSTORE'abcls■ana Sea Island/The Sea Island “label” standsfor more than a manufactur¬er’s trade mark. It stands foracceptance as “The Aristocratof Shirtings”.Sea Island Mills ImportedBroadcloths are fine in weave,lustrous in finish and sturdyin service. At your collegehaberdasher—ask him."Insist Upon the Label”SEA ISLAND MILLS Inc.New York, N. Y. REALDANCEMUSICTelephoneHarrison 0103 FREE! For the first week of thespring quarter your name will be en¬graved on any pen or pencil purchasedcosting $2.75 or up free of charge attheTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOBOOKSTORETHE MOST POPULARSTUDENTTOURSTO EUROPE41 perfectly organized toursto Europe, North Africa,Norway and Midnight Sun.All expenses ANDa float and ashore VpEACH TOUR ACCOMPANIED BYWELL-KNOWN COLLEGE PRO-• bESSOR AND A HOSTESSClientele exclusively students,teachers, alumni and facultyrepresenting 122 schools inthe United StatesExceptionally well planned and r-m-ceded to be the best. Include collegeorchestras, swimming pools, specialentertainments, sightseeing, etc.Literature, maps, itineraries fromINTERCOLLEGIATETRAVEL BUREAU1125 Amsterdam Ave., New York City‘ YOU’LL BE I’ROUD TO SAYYOU TRAVELED THE INTER¬COLLEGIATE WAY!”Milk For DrivingPowerBefore beginning active work or play thattakes an unusual amount of driving energy,drink a glass or two of WANZER’S MILK.It is stimulating and rich in nourishment, anda delicious beverage for any time of the day.YOU CAN DEPEND ONSIDNEY WANZER & SONSTELEPHONE CALUMET 0817WANZER’SPURE DAIRY PRODUCTSThere is always roomat the topPermanent success, in any field, is reachedby a steady climb, step by step. Thereason why so many men reach the topin the Kresge organization is becausethey become thoroughly trained in everyphase of this great national merchan¬dising business.With more than three hundred storesalready in operation throughout theEast and Middle West, new stores arecontinually being added to the endlessKresge chain. So there will always beroom at the top.If you have the character, ability anddetermination to win, you will finda real future in the Kresge organization.We expect to have a graduate of yourown college, who knows all about Kresgepolicies and plans for promotion, visityour city to give you complete informa¬tion. Write at once so that we mayarrange an interview.Personnel DeptS S KRESGE CO3♦ 10* OS* STORES X5«A>*12* STOIUEJKresge BuildingDetroit OAicK STANLEY L. KRESGEfrom construction work tomanager of large Kresge Store“Seventeen years ago S. S. Kresge,founder of one of the largest groupsof chain store* in the country, offeredme the same good fortune nowoffered you.“In 1909 I left Bucknell University atLewisburg, Pa., having taken theirEngineering Course. The previoussummers I had spent in constructionwork on the D. 6c W. R. R.“The S. S. Kresge Company wassmall but growing rapidly and offeredunlimited opportunity. 1 was told1 would receive vety little for thefirst three or four years, less than lcould make as an engineer. How¬ever, I saw the possibilities of abrilliant future."My experience with our companyhas been one of constant progres¬sion. As the company grew, I too,shared in their expansion. By 1913.I was given the Youngstown, Ohio,Store having been a manager over s>year. In 1914, the company mademe a superintendent. From 1915 to1920, the Louisville, Ky., store wasentrusted to my hands and in 1920, 1was transferred to Cleveland, Ohio.This store is the fourth largest in thechain."Each year I have experienced aHeady advancement, if not in posi¬tion, then in salary. As a marriedman with a family, 1 am happilysituated and financially well to do.”■Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 31, 1926rytie^ jybistle to the competition in Harper librarybetween the veterans and the newcrop of frosh women!!ANYHOW THEY SHOULD BEGLAD THAT THIS ISN’T THETRACK INTERSCHOLASTIC!!SPRING POETRYFor the warble of the robinsAnd the carol of the jays;For the blooming of the violetsThat cheer our vernal days—For all these things we cry, O Lord,And yet we need still worseA suit of heavy so-and-so’s,If we would dodge the hearse!—GeoG ET COMMENT!why does a mantake it for grantedthat a girl who flirtswith him wants him to kiss her—when nine timesout of ten she onlywants him to want to!!—SisFROM the current Spring quartet-time schedule: “Petrography of Meta-morphic Rocks with Subsidiary Con¬sideration of Sedimentary Rocks—10:00,” “Hermitian Matrices of Posi¬tive Type in General Analysis V—11:00,” etc. No wonder we look backand long for the good old days.Charleston. S. C., played last night.Must have been a convenient team forwhich to cheer. Charleston! Charles¬ton! Ta dee dum. dee dee dum! Postal-Card HangoverTurk—Prof. Smith is the most inspiringman I’ve ever had—it’s really a pleas¬ure to be in one of his classes. E\erj-one says he’s about the most culturedman on campus, and yet he under¬stands the students points of view. (Tearned a B from him.) •Prof. Brown? Oh. he might beworse. I guess he knows his stuffall right. He doesn’t put one to sleepmore than half the time. (1 got a Cfrom him.)I must say I don t see how thatTones holds his job. He must have adrag with the president or some of thetrustees or they sure would havechucked him out long ago. (He didn'tread my final exam paper!)—The Constant Sophomore is with us again.” My dear fellow,cheer up; I promise you this is abso¬lutely the last and final appearance ofthe E. A. —Stevie 9. Since the Frosh-Soph prom fallsoti that date we have declined theirinvitation, but we are promised a bidto a later function. The Whistle ClubMl’ ALPHA at Northwestern arebeing very nice to the Whistlers. Theyhave sent us a copy of their annualcolumn anthology which same is inthe office for scrutiny by the members.Furthermore we have been invited totheir party at the “Hayloft” on AprilWhistler Humour Department“I got an appointment with myDean this afternoon.”“Yeh? Where are you taking him?”—Len from Thirty-fifth St. THE C. S. seems to think that addi¬tional tournament trophies should beawarded to the team with the bestalibi for not romping off with the cup."Rangers vs. Puritans In Opener”—Maroon head. Referring, no doubt. Loud Smiles of Relief!Dear Turk: I notice you say inthe Whizzle that “the Eight AnnualOpportunity to MakeYour College Training PayL\RGE, modern investment institutions require a highj average of ability in their personnel. Customers expectfrom them the most complete, veil-informed service inevery detail.Organizations equipped to give this kind of service af¬ford broad opportunity for the exercise of ability thatshould naturally develop from college training—especiallyif it has been undertaken with a business career in view.The primary requirement is a well trained, straight¬thinking mind. Without that, a man could not dependupon his personality or his friends, to sell bonds. Nor<2 without it could he go far in the more technical branches- of the bond business.Each year, Halsey, Stuart & Co. selects a limited numberof men for its various offices, from among college-trainedapplicants. Before being assigned to actual work, thesemen are given several months’ training, with pay, in thefundamentals of the bond business—to give them addedfoundation for development beyond the work they mayImmediately undertake in the organization.We shall be glad to send you further informationifyou are interested. Write for leafle CM-3HALSEY, STUART & CO.INCORPORATEDCHICAGO NEW YORK PHILADELPHIA DETROIT CLEVELAND*oi South LaSalle St. 14 Well Si. ill South 15th Si. 601 Gri.wold St. 9,$ Euclid Are.ST. LOUIS BOSTON MILWAUKEE MINNEAPOLIS|>9 Non* 41b Si. tf Deroaehirc St. 41; Eul Water St. 610 Second Arc.,S.Come oil down toTHE DRAKEHOTEL GRILLEvery effort is being madeto keep the Drake Grill themost exclusive dancingplace in the city — appeal-nig only to the discriminat¬ing.FORMAL PARTIES EVERYSATURDAY EVENINGInformal Dancing Other Even¬ings (except Sunday) 10 till 2TOMMY THATCHERand his Orchestra(A Benson Organization)GLADYS ANDES. Hostess. m Canadian PacificV*t>T(£i!y Cn&tcm.'"OIN our group of college stu¬dents, instructors, alumni andfriends who will tour Europe thissummer. A thirty-six day tourfor $366, including all necessaryexpenses.Free aide trip (via Toronto) to NiagaraFalls. Opportunity to see eastern Canada,romantic Montreal and picturesque Quebec.Ocean voyage on board Canadian Pacificsteamships, with American Universitydance band* to furnish music. Plenty ofdeck space for dancing, rest, recreation,deck games, sports, dramatics. Comfort¬able berths. Appetizing meals. Two dayvoyage down the mighty St. LawrenceRiver. Only four days open sea.Landing at Liverpool, we visit Chesterand Leamington. By motor to famed En-lish castles, the Shakespeare country, ruralEngland and Oxford University. Fourdays in London.Vu' ' "Ostend and other points uthrough the battlefields toParis, where we spend a week, with trips toVersailles and the American battle sector. Ampletime for individual sight-seeing and shopping.Return sailing from Cherbourg.Shorter tours if desired, at$»S0and S380. Exten¬sions to Switzerland, Germany and Italy at mod¬erate east. Hotels, meals, travelingexpenses, fees and guides includedin tour price. Management arrangesall details: books transportation;secures desirable hotel aecommode-FREElions; personally conducts party.Write for complete itinerary.Illinoisj GentlMMB! Wlteeot oWiMtiwi on mr pert, pleaw, rend me detail* of yam Collegiate Tours to Europe,1 end illustrated Tour Folder. 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