pit 1 IS’6 miTOtoat' !teiPROF. ERNEST HATCH WILKINS GIVES UP POST AS DEANWi)t J&aily jHarootiSay hello (o theInterschol-astic boys. Sup¬port Hello Week? Eighth AnnualInterschol-astic Cage Meetbegins today.Vol. 26 No. 90 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, MARCH 30, 1926 Price Five CentsRANGERS VS. PURITANS IN OPENEROffer Three Cash Prizes to Tourney DopestersMAROON HERALDS GREATEST DRIVEBANQUET MONDAY ,OFFICIALLY OPENSANNUAL CAMPAIGNMixer, Tea, and LiterarySupplement FeaturesMaroon WeekWith a ilrive which promises toeclipse all past records. The DailyMaroon is initiating its annual MaroonWeek at a banquet given to the newlyappointed women sales staff next Mon¬day,The special feature of the week,which starts next Monday, will be thepublication of the first Maroon Liter¬ary Supplement, an eight-page maga¬zine section which will in the futurecome out twice a month. A greatnumber and variety of special articleshave been planned for this initial nuin- ■her.Offer Special RatesBut no less in importance is the!special subscription offer The Maroonis making for the Spring quarter. Theprince to subscribers for the entirethree months will be $1 to those whosubscribe during next week.As a climax to the drive, The Ma¬roon will sponsor an All-Universitymixer to be held in the north andsouth rooms of the Reynolds club onFriday from 4 to 6. All students are jinvited.Appoint Woman ChairmanThe entire week will be under thedirection of a general woman chair-'man, who will ha appointed during theday and announced in tomorrow’s Ma¬roon.The committee will meet at dinneron Monday, April 5, at 6, in the pri¬vate dining room of Hutchinson Com¬mons. Thomas R. Mulroy, businessmanager of The Daily Maroon; FrankH. O'Hara, director of Student Ac¬tivities, and the chairman, will explainthe week. Issue “Pink” ExtrasFor InterscholasticAll those on campus and in Chi¬cago interested in the Interschol-j astic tournament that is being heldin Bartlett gymnasium this weekwill have at their disposal a pinkedition of the Maroon appearingevery evening at 6 o’clock. Thisspecial edition will be available atthe gymnasium and in the infor-! mation office.The cooperation of the Maroonstaff with the heads of the tourna¬ment is looked forward to as oneof the special features of the tour¬nament. The difficulty that pre¬sented itself last year, namely thefact that the Maroon came out toolate to be of much interest, will beobviated, inasmuch as it will ap¬pear this year by 6 o’clock.STAGG WELCOMESVISITING CAGEMENTwenty-four years ago the Univer¬sity of Chicago held its first NationalInterscholastic event, and with the ex¬ception of the war years we have beenholding them yearly ever since. Dur¬ing this period, the writer has had thepleasure of extending the welcome ofthe University to several thousands ofhigh school boys, who have competedin our National Interscholastic Trackand Field Meets and our National Bas¬ketball Tournaments.On this occasion, it is my specialpleasure to welcome in behalf of theUniversity the members of the forty-two teams from all sections of ourcommon country who have won theirright to compete in this Eighth Na¬tional Intcrscholastic Basketball tour¬nament.We hope that you, one and all, maybe at your best and that you may playto the utmost satisfaction of your¬selves, your coach and your school..(Continued on page 4)Dean Wilkins Resigns; Will■ Continue as Romance ProfessorClosing one of tlie most brilliant ad¬ministrative careers in the history ofthe University, Dean Ernest HatchWilkins has resigned his position asDean of the Colleges to take effect atnoon today.The resignation is the result of illhealth on the part of Prof. Wilkinswhich has extended over the last fewyears and culminated in a nervousbreakdown during te Winter quarter.He is at present recuperating fromthe nervous attack.Continues as ProfessorProf. Wilkins will resume his dutiesas an instructor in the Romance lan¬guages at the University and is a wellknown scholar in this field. Prof. A.S. Boucher will continue to act as deanof the colleges until the end of theSpring quarter.Former -Jean Wilkins received hisA.B. degree from Amherst college in(Continued on page 2) ‘ Dean Ernest Hatch Wilkins ‘MAROON’ TO PAYTHOSE WHO PICKPLACE WINNERSAwards of Eight DollarsWill Be PresentedTo ProphetsWith the coming of any greatsporting event, dopesters strive mer¬rily with each other to pick the win¬ners. The Eighth Annual BasketballTournament, being a great sportingevent, will consequently see many ofthe wise ones splashing the dopebucket frantically in an effort tocover the winners with the spilleddrops.Knowing about the instinctive do¬ings of man and his constant striv¬ing to pick a winner, the Daily Ma¬roon has launched a contest in whichdopesters, real and embryo, will viewith each other in trying to picka winner. Each contestant will pickfour teams, those he believes will besemifinalists. The lucky one whoseguesses come nearest to the fourteams which reach the semi-finalswill receive a cash award of four dol- Ilars. To the man, woman or childwho comes second will be given threedollars, while to the one who placesthird will be given a single bill.Open To AllThe contest is open to any livinghuman, man, woman, or child who isa student at The University pro¬vided that they are included in theage group that ranges from eight toeighty. Before six o’clock tomorrowevery team will have played onegame. The sporting public will bythat hour have had time to drawconclusions about the relative meritsand demerits of the various teams, jHere’s how to place your choices in |the contest:b’ill out the blank at the bottom of |this column giving the names of thefour teams which you expect to end.up in the semi-finals. Put your nameon the blank in case you win one ofthe three prizes.Entries must be in before 6 onWednesday and may be brought tothe Maroon office or be dropped inFaculty exchange, Box O. Maroon TumblersAnnex Dual TitleThe University of Chicago’sgymnastic team defeated the Uni¬versity of Pennsylvania last weekin a duel meet with the final score25 to 20 and by virtue of the vic¬tory clinched the dual meetchampionship of the country.The men from the windy cityentered the contest as championsof the wesern conference and asPennsylvania has just completedits most successful season, beatingthe pick of the east, the mid-west¬ern athletes are able to lay claimto the national titleChicago had two firsts, Davidsonin the parallel bars and Conner inthe tumbling, while Flexner tooktwo seconds and a third.ZANESVILLE HASTOUGH STRUGGLETHE WINNERSMy name isThe semi-finalists will be:Drop in tin box in the Daily Ma¬roon office at 57th and Ellis, or inBox O, Faculty Exchange, before6 on Wednesday. School Superintendent QuitsJob; Town SquabblesExcitement over the prospects of hav¬ing a crack team in Chicago for theNational interscholastic rose to a highpitch all over Ohio, when Zanesville,emerged from the state tournament ontop. Such excitement as this effecteda war between public opinion and thesuperintendent of schools in tiffs townand culminated in the resignation of thesuperintendent.Convinced that studies should comeahead of athletics, and that the boyscould not afford to spend so much timeaway from home as the tournamentwould require, the superintendent an¬nounced shortly after the end of thestate tournament that the team wouldnot be allowed to participate in the na¬tional. The schoolboard quickly re¬sponded with indignation and was firm¬ly backed by public sentiment, themayor, and the press.It was not long before the citizens ofZanesville, acting on their own initiativehad raised a thousand dollars that theirteam might represent Ohio at Chicago.The superintendent, however, stood res¬olute in his prohibition as long as hecould, but on finding opposition toostrong, handed in his resignation. TheZanesville team is now in Chicago, andthey brought with them two newspapercorrespondents from their daily paper.Gridmen Report forSpring. Drill TodayCoach A. A. Stagg’s powerful Ma¬roon gridders open spring practice todaywith about seventy-five veteran candi¬dates reporting for the strenuous periodof training. Chicago will have one ofthe strongest lines and powerful back-fields in the country if the men developas they have been doing. In Chuck Du¬val, Stagg has one of the best forwardnassers in the countrv. TORRINGTON, CONNECTICUT AND SANANTONIO, TEXAS OPEN TOURNEY ATTWELVE; TEAMS SHINE IN PRACTICECouncils Combine EffortsTo Put On Elaborate“Booster Week”By Victor RoterusThirty of the forty teams from here,there and everywhere each spent ahalf hour yesterday afternoon on theBartlett floor getting the soundings ofthat venerable old gymnasium andeliminating the numerous stiff jointsgathered on long train rides. Theircoaches then hustled them off to thefraternity houses or hotels, gave thema respectable meal and finally sentthem to bed.Practice in GymA crowd, which wished to get first¬hand information on the teams fordivers reasons, witnessed the limber¬ing-up exercises of the entrants. Afew of the more asserting ones com¬posing the gathering were highlypleased with the motions of the West-port, Mo., and the Newton, Kan.,teamsi In view of the fact that practicallythe same Westport five was in thesemi-finals last year and that Newtondefeated Wichita, national .champs1st year, 55-11, in the Kansas Statetournament, it appears that optimisticspeculation over their chances is en¬tirely justified.Booster WeekTo impress the members of the vis¬iting teams with the college spirit ofthe University, and to put on someshow for anyone who wants to lookat some, the Booster committee of theInterfraternity and UndegraduateCouncils has cooked up a schedule ofevents which will make up Hello \\ eekand the events are as follows:Today, the distribution of Boostertags; Wednesday, an all-Universitymixer at the Reynolds club given bythe Freshman class; Thursday, theGreen Cap club will note April Fool’sDay by a freak costume parade in theCircle where the winner will receivesomething handsome; and Friday, as aclimax, a big parade, headed by theband, and including all “C”'and Num¬eral men, fraternities, and clubs, willbe staged with a prize for the bestdecorated car.TENNIS CANDIDATESMEET IN BARTLETTCoach Doc Reed and Capt. WallieSchaeffer sent out the call for tenn'sj candidates today and a meeting of allteam members and candidates will beheld this afternoon in Doc Reed’s of¬fice at 2:45.The Maroons will have a powerfultennis team in Capt. Schaeffer, Hud-lin, Hall, Cohn, Shapinsky, and GeneFrancis and Thorpe Darin, the foot¬ball stars all out for the team.George Lott, the ninth ranking play¬er of the country will be out earlyin April to give the Maroons a strongclaim for the title. Tough Battles To FeatureInitial Games ofTournamentBy Vic TheisTorrington High, state championsof Connecticut, will battle Bracken-ridge of Sail Antonio, Texas, at noontoday in the initial game of the EighthInterscholastic Tournament. The NewEngland team has returned with sev¬eral veterans of last year’s squad andshould make the opening game an in¬teresting encounter. Last year theeastern team won its way to the thirdround of the tourney and was onlyeliminated after a tough battle with thestrong Wheeler, Miss., aggregation.The southern team also has an envi¬able record, defeating the Austin team,runner-up for the championship by adecisive 29-24 score.Cowboys Have EdgeFollowing this game Cheyenne,Wyoming, will meet the Fort Valley,Georgia, team. The cowboy squad,although somewhat rugged in theirbasket tossing, showed good teamwork in practice and should have aslight edge over their opponents. TheFort Valley team is fast but may behandicapped by lack of weight.Pine Bluff, Arkansas, and Lewiston,Idaho, will follow this encounter at2 o’clock. Both of these teams havefought their way through tough sched¬ules to their respective state champion¬ships and should make this game aclosely contested one.Canton. Illinois, runner-up for thestate championship, and Scott County,Miss., will start their game at 3 o’clock.Freeport won the Illinois state cham¬pionship hut did not enter the tourna¬ment because of the strain of the statetourney upon the team. Canton, how-continued on page 4)CONTESTANTS HAVEPHOTOGRAPHS TAKENAT STAGG STADIUMAll contestants in the Interscholasticwill meet at 10 o’clock this morningat the west stands of Stagg Field Sta¬dium, where they will pose for thegroup picture. This huge photograph,which shows the complete ensembleof Interscholastic competitors, is theonly one of its kind to be taken dur¬ing the tourney. So great a gatheringof renowned athletic personages makesit a picture of great value and unusualinterest.In 'past years these photographshave proved very popular as souvenirsof the great annual meet. De Haven,official photographer for the meet, willtake these pictures as in former years.They may be ordered at the Athleticoffice by mail, or from Tom Stephen¬son, De Haven agent, whose addressis 5555 Woodlawn Ave.Two other group pictures will alsohe taken this morning; one of thecoaches, the other of the captains.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 30. 1926uJlji* Saihj JftarmmFOUNDED IN 1MHTHE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OP THE UNIYERSXTY OP CHICAOOPublishedWinterMAO perUshed mornings, except Satnrdaj, Sunday and Monday, daring the Aiand 8prlng quartern by The Daily Maroon Company. SabeertotlNr year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, Are cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Poetofflee, Chicago, Illinois, March 13.1006. under the act of March 8. 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of pobllcatloa of sny materialappearing In this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 Rings What's On TodayThe Dsily Maroon solicits ths expression of student opinion in Its columns on allsubjects of student Internet. Contributors mast sign their fell names U common tea-dens, but publication will, upon request, be anonymooe.Member of the Westers Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women’s EditorHarry L. Shlaee Sports EditorDeemer Lee News EditorReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorMarjorie Cooper. Assistant Women's EflitorRnth Daniels .. Assistant Women's EditorAlta Cundy Social Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTEthan Granqnist Office DirectorLcland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerFrederick Kretschmer, Circulation ManagerGeorge Gruskin Classified Manager.lack Pineus AuditorTO THE INTERCHOLASTIC MENWE are saying hello to you this week, gentlemen, not because wefeel bound by a duty. The undergraduate council doesn’tneed to proclaim a “hello week,” in order to make us cordial; wewould say it anyway.We are saying hello, not because we are trying to rush you—although we want many of you to choose Chicago for your univer¬sity.We are saying hello, not patronizingly, not out of a paternajanxiety for you. We are not trying to take care of you, even ifyou are in a big city.We say hello to you for the same reason that we say it to eachother. You are part of us. You are not strangers; you are noteven outsiders. You are a part of our society, just as the Interschol¬astic, coming round every April, is part of our program. As longas we can remember you have been with us every year at this timeOf course, many of you have not been here before; but others havebeen here in your place, just as others were once here in our place.The point is that you, like us, are old hands at the game. We don thave to tell you to make yourselves at home; you are at home al¬ready.Well, now that you understand all this .... hello.POLITICAL APATHY(From The Cleveland Plain Dealer)J)RESIDENT ANGELL of Yale is concerned about the ignoranceof the average college student as to political affairs and his in¬difference to public matters. He is not pessimistic as to the collegiateattitude towards higher education. He believes that undergradu¬ates are growing constantly more ‘ sensitive to the finer values ofcollege life.”“If there is a dull area it is the field of political and socialthought and action," comments the Yale president. In general, theundergraduate is ill-informed about political affairs and notably in¬different toward them, except in the presence of an election.This ignorance and indifference are not confined to the Amer¬ican college. The average citizen is guilty of the same charge. Thecause dates back to the common schools, rather than the colleges.There is no adequate instruction in civil government to arouse realiz¬ation in the importance of public affairs. Possibly teachers and stu¬dents are not so much to blame, nowever, as the popular trend it¬self that is reflected in school and college administrations.There has been undue emphasis on business, compared with theintensive interest in public affairs that characterized the Americanpeople in the pioneer days. Captains of industry have supercededstatesmen in the popular mind as types of outstanding success.Possibly, too, the allied suggestion of President Angell that hefinds the undergraduates are growing more sensitive to the finervalues of college life may ultimately tend to exalt statesmanshipabove commercialism. It may result in bringing back some of theold ideas, at least in revised form.Ignorance of political matters must first be remedied, before in¬difference can be aroused. Education in sound, economic thinkingmust come before the demagog and the crook can be dislodgedfrom politics.Kenwood Club Tea Rooms1363 EAST 47th STREETKenwood Club BuildingLUNCHEON 50 CENTS DINNER 75 CENTSSpecial Sunday Dinnern $1.00Special Holiday Dinners $1.50Served from 12 to 8 P. M.See Us About Our Special Inducement for Student PartiesBRIDGE-LUNCHEONS DINNER-DANCES.BANQUETS BAZAARS Y. M. C. A. cabinet meeting, 4:30,Y office.Christian Science society, IdaNoyes hall, 4:30 p. m., in Ida Noyeshall.Education club, 7:15 in Blaine hall.Lenten music by U. of C. choirassisted by Maude Boslough, andstring quarter, 8, Mandel hall.Radio, lecture “World Affairs” 9,from Mitchell Tower throughWMAQ. DEAN E. H. WILKINSRESIGNS(Continued from page 1)1900. He taught in the Romance lan¬guage department at Amherst from1900 to 1904, receiving his A.M. de¬gree from there in 1903. He trans¬ferred from Amherst to Harvard in1906 and became an instructor in Ital¬ian and Spanish at the latter institu¬tion in 1906-1907. From 1907 to 1912he was an instructor in the Romancelanguages at Harvard, meanwhile re¬ceiving his Ph.B. degree in 1910.Mr. Wilkins became an associate professor of the Romance languagesat the University in 1912, and actedin that capacity until 1916 when hebecame a professor. In 1920 Amherstcollege conferred the degree of Litt.D. upon him. Prof. Wilkins becameDean of the Colleges of Arts, Litera¬ture, and Science at the University in1923 and served as such until lastWinter quarter.Dean Wilkins has been the subjectof attacks of ill health for the pastfew years. At the end of the schoolyear 1924-25, he asked to resign, butthe quality of his administrative workwas so high that the University author¬ ities would not accept the resignationand prevailed upon him to serve asdean for at least the next year. Thenervous attack brought on during theWinter quarter from over-work forcedProf. Wilkins to leave his work andenter the Presbyterian hospital fortreatment. He is at present conval¬escing from the strain.Students’ Laundry20% Discount With This AdUNIVERSITYHAND LAUNDRY1031 E. 55th StreetSpring Days Are Coming!So Save Time For Fun By Getting Your Necessary Supplies At The NearestPlace.NEWANDSECONDHAND BOOKS LAWMEDICALSCIENTIFICREFERENCETEXTSTATIONERYVaried styles, sizes andprices but all bearing:the seal of the U. of C.in gold, silver ormaroon. U. of c.Wall Shield—Pennant—Banner—Pillovy STATIONERY SUPPLIESInks-^lipa—Paper—Pencils -Pens—Note BooksGYM GOODSGet the correct attire for gym or field: trunks,socks, shirts, middies, bloomers, shoes BRIEF CASESMore than evgr with the Spring rains comingwill you need a brief case to protect your books. 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Dearborn Street, Chicago; or Local AgenUTHE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 30. 1926 Page ThreeHOLD BLACKFRIARSMUSIC TRYOUTS INMANDE TONIGHTAnnounce Dates for FirstCast and ChorusTryoutsMusical tryouts for this year’sBlackfriars production will take placetonight at 7:30, it was announced to¬day by Paul Culloin, abbot of theorder.“All the entrants in this year’s har¬mony contest have been working dur¬ing the Spring vacation, and. if thenumber of compositions submitted isany indication we ought to have bettermusic than ever before,” declared Cul-lom today. “Keutzer, Bishop, Lillie.Miller, Smith, and many others of pastBlackfriars fame are submitting songs,and there have been a great numberof new composers at work."Mr. Coleman will be on hand tojudge the compositions. The Super¬iors and members of the staff willlikewise be there.”Superiors to MeetSuperiors of the order will meettoday at 1:30 in the Blackfriars office,and the entire staff will convene at thesame time and place tomorrow. Allplans for the production will be de¬cided upon, and actual work is sched¬uled for the near future.Cast tryouts, according to Cullom.are set for Tuesday, April 6. Choruscalls will be made two days later. Allundergraduates wishing to enter theposter contest may apply at the Black¬friars office today or tomorrow be¬tween 1:30 ami 2:30.Announce Title Later“We have spent a great deal of timeon the selection of a title," states Cul¬lom. “Out of all that we have con¬sidered, there are three that seemperfect in every light. We shall makethe final selection within the next twodays and announce it in The DailyMaroon before the end of this week.Since nothing is more important indrawing the crowds than a title, greatcare must be used in the choice oiPATRONIZETHE DAILY MAROONADVERTISERSC O W H E Y SMEN’S SHOPSSUi St. and Ellia Ave.Hu aCOMPLETE LINE OK NEW SPRINGSTYLESHata - Capa - Sweaters • Silk Muffler*TiesHave you read the peppy collegenovel that is the talk of the bookworld this spring1GLITTERBjr Katharine BrushFrom sea to sea they’re alreadytalking of “Glitter” as the realthing in college stories. Read itand you will see that it is no or¬dinary yarn, but a light, seriousfrothy, deep, drab and colorfulpicture of college men and wom¬en as you know them.$100 IN PRIZESwill be awarded by the publishersfor the best book reviews of Glit¬ter written by undergraduates.400 words or less; contest closesApril 30.The JudgesDR. HENRY SEIDEL CANBYEditor, Saturday Review of Lit¬eratureFREDERICK G. MELCHEREditor, Publishers WeeklyH. N. SWANSONEditor, College HumorBeg, borrow or buy the book to¬day and try for one of the sixprizes. Send your review to Glit¬ter Contest Editor, Minton, Balch& Company, 17 East 45th Street,New York.Whatever you read, don’t missGLITTER$2.00 at BooksellersMINTON, BALCH &COMPANY17 East 46th Street, New York Women Excel InPrimping, Eating,Study and SleepPrimping, sleeping, cramming, or eat¬ing, university women outdo their maleclassmates as shown by a questionnairefilled recently by students of Northwest¬ern university. Each student was re¬quired to tabulate the way he spent histime for one week, and the cimpilationof the data revealed the following facts:The minimum amount of sleep wasenjoyed by one co-ed, who averagedthree hours daily. The lowest numberamong the male of the species was fivehours a day, and the highest seventy-three hours for the entire week.The height of vanity was recordedby one member of the fair sex, who ad¬mitted to twenty-one hours a week spentin beauty culture. The opposite sex wasnot far behind, one of its members ad¬mitting to thirteen hours a week spentin front of the mirror, in contrast toseveral men who apparently neverdressed except while eating or in trails- <portation.Women were found to devote moretime to bridge, teas, and dates than men.Because of dormitory rules, off-campusstudents had higher records, one girl rat¬ing over thirty-six hours for the week,spent in social activities.Women were also found to hold rec¬ords for both extremes in the matter ofstudying. One admitted to sixty-onehours a week spent in mental exertion,while another spent only three and one-fourth hours in this manner.According to the Daily Northwestern,no averages of time distribution for dif¬ferent groups have been completed todate. Only the most radical extremeshave thus far been determined. SMALL SUCCUMBSTO HEART DISEASEAFTER LONG FIGHTFinal Rites Held Last Satur¬day For Former SociologyHeadDr. Albion Woodbury Small, form¬er head of the department of sociol¬ogy and dean of the graduate schoolof Arts and Literature, died at theDel Prado hotel Wednesday evening.The man who had introduced thescience of sociology into Americalost a four-years’ battle against heartdisease after a temporary rally, dur¬ing which he had conversed withfriends and relatives. Two days af¬ter he had begun plans for a new en¬terprise, the great educator wasburied from Mandel hall, before morethan 1000 leaders in education,friends and University men andwomen.Wa* Canby PresidentAfter his graduation from ColbyCollege, near Buckfield, Maine, hisbirthplace, Dr. Small held many posi¬tions on the faculty, finally attain¬ing to the presidency of his AlmaMater. When the late president, Wil¬liam Rainey Harper summoned themost renowned educators in thecountry to constitute his faculty, Dr.Small was among their number. In1923 illness forced him to drop hisUniversity work.Headed SocietiesDuring his career Dr. Small heldthe presidency of the American So¬ciological society and the Interna¬tional Institute of Sociology. Be¬sides writing several text books, hewas editor of the American Journalof Sociology.4 M^NVAI^rKMGESn twixt Ed and Coed result from that/ alluring institution, the sorority“At Home” Lunch.The ideal food is something light,yet satisfying, appetizing withoutbeing elaborate—in short easy toprepare and easy to serve.ShreddedWheatfills the bill perfectly. Thousandsof fair young stewardesses all overthe country can testify to its popu¬larizing, energizing qualities; itsadaptability to a number of out-of-the-ordinary menus.Try Shredded Wheat at your nextparty lunch and see. The same bis¬cuits of golden brown whole wheatthat you have always preferred forbreakfast, you know.foodfor thought* * and health University Prof. Makes ImportantDiscoveries At Old Irish AbbeyImportant discoveries which con¬tribute to the University’s researchproject, eventually to show theprogress of Ireland’s literary history,,have been made in England by Dr.Clark H. Slover, the Universitylearned yesterday.Dr. Slover has identified a medi¬eval writer as the author of a lifeof St. Patrick and as copy writer ofcertain tracts intended to advancethe interests of Glastonbury abbeywhence emanated one of the mostimportant of the King -Arthur ro¬mances.The investigator continues in a re¬port of his work soon to be publishedby the University Press: “William ofMalmesbury (b.1090, d.1143?) is well known to students of Englishhistory as the author of the“Gesta regum Anglorum.” Dur¬ing the period of William’s literaryactivity the monks of Glastonburywere engaged in an effort to bolsterup the tottering fortunes of theirabbey.“They had embarked upon a vig¬orous advertising campaign in whichit was asserted that Glastonburyhad been from the earliest times theplace most favored of saints andprinces, Welsh, Saxon and Irish; thatthe church could trace a continuous existence from its apostolic founda¬tion in the second century; and thatthe first abbot of the monastery wasno less a person than St. Patrick,rick.The purpose of the study, to whichDr. Slover is contributing, was de¬scribed by Prof. Tom Peete Crosson March 17, to a group of repre¬sentative Irish citizens at St. Pat¬rick’s church. Prof. Cross pointedto the importance of studying thecontribution which Irish culture andliterature has made to the world, em¬phasizing the possibilities which theUniversity of Chicago offered as aninstitution noted for its research, andthe need for its research, and theneed for funds with which to carryon such a study.LEARN TO DANCE WELLTAKE A FEW LESSONS NOWTeresa Dolan Dancing School1208 East 63rd Street, near WoodlawnClasses Nightly at 8:00 and Sundays 2:00to 6:00. Charleston, Saturday. Privatelessons any time, day or evening.PHONE HYDE PARK 3080J. H. FINNEGANDRUGGISTWoodlawn Ave. at 55th St.CIGARS. CIGARETTES andCANDYSTATIONARY AND FOUN-TAIN PENSPhone Midway 0708Ask for Goldenrod Ice Cream How DidYour GartersLookThis Morning?GEORGE FROST COM PANYMAKSRSBOSTON No MoreSkidding Garters!AGRIPPA - WEB makes garters act in anentirely new way—and only in Bostons canthis web be had. Even when worn very looseit will not slip. It cannot curl and yet it isremarkably soft and light. 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Phone Midway 7629 for ap¬pointment.“HUSK” O’HARE“QUICK rogues,” called Mephis-topheles to his assembled arch¬friends, “Oil up the thumbstrings.What with those who take Bib Litfor its cultural advantages, and therest who have told their old man thatthe tuition increase begins with theSpring quarter we ought to havequite a collegiate atmosphere beforelong! ! ” question, “Do you know any Eng¬lish prose?” with, “No, I only followthe amateurs!”ON MAIDEN AUNTSThe modern girl is turning fastFrom recognized traditions,Now, things that were conventionalAre merely inhibitions.And so we note the passingOf the ancient chaperone—The modern girl is quite contentTo get the chap-alone!—GeoG CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTSMEET IN AFTERNOONNo, TroubleDear Tui’k:I invited the girl across the aislein Polycon to see “Gay Paree.” “Itwould be a waste of time,” she said.“My father is a travelling salesman,and there is a full-length mirror inmy room.” I ask you, does that makesense? —StevieTHE Eighth Annual is with usagain. Cot beds for sleep, secondlunch for the health, basketballgames for the studies—why not theHinder-Scholastic? THE Denver Clarion settles itthis way: “The Idealist says: “Thereain’t no Hell.” The Fundamentalistssay, “The Hell there ain’t!”THE WHISTLE constitutionalcommittee will congregate in theMaron office Thursday at 3 :30 to dis¬cuss ways and whys.—TERRIBLE TURK. . Bi-weekly meetings of the Chris¬tian Science society, which have pre¬viously been held at 7:30 on Tues¬days, will take place at 4:30 on Tues¬day during the Spring quarter. Thefirst meeting of the quarter will beheld at the new hour this afternoonin the north reception room of IdaNoyes hall.The Study room which was openedby the society on March 1 will beopen every week from Monday toFriday between 12 and 1. The worksof Mary Baker Eddy and other au¬thorized Christian Science literaturemay be read there. All those inter¬ested have been invited to attend +hemeetings and use the privileges ofthe Study room.POST REGISTRATION BLUESSchool days, school daysPoor old goldarn fool days,Reading assignmentsAnd papers to write—To keep us at homeOn a balmy night—I am a fatheadAnd you are a loutTo have come back when once wewere out! TORRINGTON, CONN. ANDANTONIO, TEX. TO OPENTOURNAMENT TODAY(Continued from page 1)| ever, made a good showing and should! put up a good fight to bring the na¬tional laurels to their state.Westport StrongWestport, Mo., and Point Pleasant,!i \Y. \ a., are the next teams on thej schedule. The Westport squad is oneof the best in the west and includes Jseveral of the men who aided in bring-I ing their team to the semi-finals in thei tournament last year. The southernteam, although showing good form,will have to go some to down the“show me” aggregation. Maude BousloughTo Sing TonightMaude Bouslough. professional so¬prano, will assist the University choirin the Lenten Music service to begiven tonight at 8 in Mandel hall.Arthur C. Lunn, organist, and astring quartet will give several se¬lections. The program includes se¬lections from famous musicianswhich are especially in harmony withthe Lenten season.By this service we wish to estab¬lish for the following years a prece¬dent so that the Lenten musical pro¬gram may be an annual affair, saidMack Evans, University organist andchoir master.T' AintDear Turk:According to the authorities just asmall percent of thv students in aclass should get F. Now I was in aclass of ten last quarter,-and I knowdamn well that at least 10 per centflunked. T’aint right, tis?—The Constant SophomoreTEDDY Linn double-crossed usWednesday by not showing up for!the first Eng. 249 meeting. 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