ft v.^-v ;f " ’ >f r ' * ; " ’* -rf'wfv - .T^ • ’*•v •’ITjjj!*J.^The list of en¬tries in the Inter-scholastic Tour¬nament is grow¬ing daily. ®>t3BaUp Phoenix Is OutToday — Just InTime For Exams.Vol. 26 No. 89 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, MARCH 16, 1926 Price Five CentoREV. AITCHISONDROPS DEAD ONSTREETCORNERAssistant To President IsOvercome On Way ToSuburban TrainThe Rev. Dr. John Aitcliison, assist¬ant to the president of the University,dropped dead yesterday morning.Heart trouble brought instantaneousdeath to the scholar and educator ashe crossed Lake Park avenue andFifty-third street, on his way from theAitchison residence at 5524 Kimbarkavenue to the Illinois Central subur¬ban station at East 53rd street.At one time general director of theboard of promotion of the NorthernBaptist church convention, Dr. Aitchi¬son had been known over the entirecountry for years as the man whohandled funds for the missionary workof the entire Baptist church in Amer¬ica. He came to the University twoyears ago at the request of the latePresident Ernest DeWitt Burton, toadvise the administration and help inthe campaign for a $17,500,000 en¬dowment and maintenance fund.Death Is ShockHis sudden death is a shock to theentire administration of the Univer¬sity as well as to the student body,among whom he was well known.‘‘Dr. Aitchison has made friendswith all the members of the Univer¬sity with whom he has come into con¬tact,” eulogized James Hayden Tufts,vice-president of the University andcolleague of the deceased. ‘‘He wasa man of marked ability in organiza¬tion; his personality, was character¬ized by refinement of manner, genial¬ity, and sincerity, and he rapidlyproved the man for his position. Hisdeath is a very great loss to the Uni¬versity, and I do not know where wecan look for a successor.”“He was a man of the highest in¬tegrity and personal lovableness,” saidTrevor Arnett, of the Board of Trus¬tees. His tremendous ability serves toemphasize the shock his death has giv¬en us.”Dr. Aitchison was 65 years old. Hisonly son, John, is a student of theUniversity. His wife, Estelle, and twosisters and two brothers survive him. Phoenix “LicenseNumber” AppearsOn Campus TodayThe “License Number” of thePhoenix, the last issue to appear thisquarter, comes out today. Cover byBill Cotant, stories by Morgensternand Handschy and others, interior dec¬orations by Bennett and Dewey, it isindeed a notable issue in the opinionof the editors.Handschy, the editor in chief, an¬nounces the discovery of a new artist,Caldwell Dewey. He contributed afew drawings to the last issue and iswell represented in tliis one.The cover by Bill Cotant gives thekey to the issue. One of the otherfeatures consists of some excerptsfrom the “Ladies Magazine” of 1850-’56 showing that the nineteenth cen-i FRIARS STARTCAST TRYOUTSAPRILSEVENTHFirst Chorus Tryout, April 8;Lyrics Ready NextThursdayWednesday, April 7 will mark thefirst tryouts for this year’s Blackfriarsproduction, it was announced today byPaul Cullom, Abbot. At this timethe first competition for cast partswill take place. On the following day,tryouts for the chorus will occur.Because of the Basketball Inter¬scholastic which will occupy the firstweek of the new quarter, it was deem¬ed inadvisable to start actual work onthe production until this time.Need Large Casttur> v,as not all that it is cracked up According to J. Hamilton Coleman,to be, either morally or anything else,according to Handschy.For this issue Handschy has alsodrawn a female head supposed to betypical of the college girl. The accom¬panying satirical poem was written byan anonymous sophomore.CAGE ENTRANTSINCREASE DAILYTwo More TeamsInvitations AcceptLYTLE STARTS WORKON ANNUAL PREPTRACK MEETStuart Lytle, chairmen of the 1(>26Interscholastic track meet, requeststhat all men who desire to work inthe meet submit their names and ex¬perience to him before spring vacation.Lytle can be found at the Psi Upsilonhouse.“There is a great future in Inter¬scholastic work,” declares Lytle. “Notonly does it yield highly profitable ex¬perience but leads to prominent cam¬pus positions. The work entails du¬ties in various departments of themeet. Almost any past experience fitsa man for the job.”Lytle further urges that all frater¬nities send their freshmen and sopho¬mores out, particularly those interest¬ed in the work and not at present en¬gaged in any major activities. The acceptance of bids by Mesa,Arizon, and Breckenridge High ofSan Antonio, Texas, brings the rosterof teams accepted in the National In¬terscholastic Basketball Tournamentto three, Durham, North Carolinahaving accepted last week.All these teams are state cham¬pions and have unusual records.Mesa has won the state champion¬ship of Arizona for four consecutiveyears and has a remarkable team thisyear. They participated in the 1923Interscholastic, winning two gamesbefore being eliminated by New Trierof Chicago. Aside from being thebest team the sagebrush state evertured out, they are remarkable fortheir size, having four men standingover six feet and weighing over 170pounds.Are MidgetsDurham, North Carolina, is dis¬tinguished by having the “Midget”team of the tourney. I^ast year, theywere one of the best teams in theTourney, winning from. Helena,Montana, and Devils Lake, NorthDakota before being eliminated byLaramie, Wyoming in an overtimegame. What they lack in size ismade up for in a fast passing attack.Breckenridge High is a new comer(Continued on page 2) who is again directing the show, alarge cast is called for. Accordingly,Mr. Coleman requests that all inter¬ested men present themselves, wheth¬er they are with or without experience.Lyrics for this year’s show have,of course, been selected. They are inthe process of being mimeographed,and sets of them may be obtainedfrom Paul Cullom on Thursday orFriday of this week. It is expectedthat the music will be composed overthe Spring vacation, to be ready forpresentation at the beginning of thequarter.Start Poster ContestThe annual Blackfriars poster con¬test will start the first week of thequarter.SWISS PROF. FAVORSUNIVERSAL LANGUAGEThat Esperanto, the proposed in¬ternational language, is one factor insolution of international differences,an aid in teaching foreign languages,and an important part of child edu¬cation is the belief of Prof. PierreBovet of the Jean Jaques Rosseauinstitute in Geneva, Switzerland,which he expressed before an audi¬ence at the University of Iowa.He says that since children's pre¬judices are acquired, that an under¬standing among children of differentraces and nationalities brought aboutthrough an international languagewould do much to alleviate thosebiases. RECORDER’S OFFICEANNOUNCES HOURSFOR FINAL EXAMSFinal examinations for the winterquarter will be held at the followinghours:8 o’clock classes on Thursday, from8 to 10.9 o’clock classes on Friday, from8 to 10.10 o’clock classes on Wednesday,from 8 to 10.11 o'clock classes on Wednesday,from 2 to 4.12:30 classes on Friday, from 2 to4.1:30 classes on Thursday, from 11to 1.2:30 classes on Friday, from 11 to 1.5:30 .classes on Thursday, from 2to 4.4:30 classes on Wednesday, from4:30 to 6:30.No instructor lias the authority toclose a course, or hold the final ex¬amination at any other than the sched¬ule time. Arrangements for specialexaminations may be made only inagreement with the individual in¬structors. Students ExhibitWork of CampusArtists in AprilArt work done by students of theUniversity will be placed on exhibitionin Ida Noyes ball from April 18 to 29.This will be an all student affair, man¬aged by a student committee and in¬cluding both class exercises and workdone by students not enrolled in theArt department.Ruth Aley, a student in the depart¬ment of Art education, is chairman ofthe committee which will be in charge.Other members are Victoria Smith,Isabelle Williams, Mildred Hagey,Gertrude Sollenberger, AntoinetteForrester, Paul Keller, Mark Coyncr,and George Downing.All classes of artistic endeavor willbe represented in the exhibit. Exam¬ples of stage settings, plaster casts,book bindings, illumination work, oUand water color painting, pen and inksketches .lettering and textile design¬ing will be some of the forms onview.Class one of the exhibit will consistof work submitted through art classes,and some done by the students in theirprivate studios. Any member of theUniversity is eligible to submit hiswork for Class two of the exhibit.These will be passed upon by a com¬mittee of judges, members of whichwill be announced later. All entriesfor the exhibit must he in by Friday,April 9. “End Cribbing byStrong StudentOpposition” - Cole"A strong student sentiment in op¬position to cribbing is the only meansof putting an end to unfair efforts atobtaining better grades,” answered Dr.Fay Cooper Cole of the department ofAnthropology when asked his opinionon the subject. This answer comes inresponse to many inqurics on a sub¬ject which has gained much publicityboth here and at Northwestern uni¬versity.“Development in a University itselfshould create a student body willing touphold the principles of common hon¬esty. ^Cribbing and the need for proc¬tors are hardly practices worthy ofuniversity men and women,” contin¬ued Dr. Cole. Control by the studentsthemselves without interference fromthe faculty, Dr. Cole believes, is thebest way to solve this problem. Ifthey are not able to handle the situa¬tion then student government is merelya theory and not applicable to fact. BROADCAST CONVOCATIONSERVICES; 251 GRADUATEVice-Pres. Tufts Presides For Last Time AtExercises Held TodayPRINCETON TODEBATE HEREConsider Question of MilitaryTraining in CollegesPrinceton University debatingteam has accepted the invitation ofthe varsity team for a debate to takeplace here sometime during April.T.-youts for the team will be heldthe first week of the spring quarter,and the exact date and time will beannounced in an early issue of TheDaily Maroon. All undergraduatesof the University with nine or moremajors are eligible for the team try¬outs.The question to be discussed willbe, “Resolved: that the military train¬ing in the universities and collegesof the country is a detriment topeace.” The split team system whichis an innovation at the Universitywill be used. The night of the debateone Princeton man will join theranks of the University team, whilea local man will aid the visitors.END SERIES OF ARTINSTITUTE LECTURESDr. Quincy Wright, professor ofPolitical Science and Dr. Wcrritt Wal¬lace Charters, professor of Education,will close their respective series ofpublic lectures, which they have de¬livered during the past month in theClub room of the Art Institute.Dr. Wright will speak on Thursdayon the subject of “Control of ForeignRelations”, discussing whether theUnited States can carry out foreignpolicies effectively without amend¬ment to the constitution. On Mar. 21Dr. Charters will speak on the subjectof “Friendship in the Home,” explain¬ing the method by which friendly rela¬tions between parents and childrenmay be maintained. Y. M. CALLS FOROLD CLOTHES FORSETTLEMENT DRIVE WHISTLING STONESGET UNDER WAYIt was Friday afternoon in TheDaily Maroon office.In fact it is Friday afternoononce every week in The Daily Ma¬roon office. But this Friday after¬noon was something unto itself—and to the Whistle Club. Forwhere all is generally silent and de¬serted on that one day each week,a meeting of assorted wits buzzed*at length under the chairmanship ofMr. Terrible Turk.And the Whistle Club was form¬ally organized with a howling suc¬cess that actually exceeded the vividimagination of Colonel Stone, whoexpected the campus en messe.Twenty-five contributors—all ofthem famous in Whistle circles,many renowned outside campus lit¬erary striving—appeared and put ina word or two here and there.The Whistle Club has tabled therecently received invitation to joina national columnists’ fraternity.Until it is better organized, at least,the group will remain local. A com¬mittee, appointed in today’s column,will decide on the fundamental pol¬icies of the club .Annual ConcertOf Glee Club toBe “Different”Old clothes for the needy, is thecall of the Y. M. C. A. in a campaignto collect cast off garments and todistribute them at the University Set¬tlement house which can in its turn, ^see that they reach those who lackthem.As the quarter closes, the Y. M.C. A. asks that students leave anyold clothes which they will not needat the office of the Association, in¬stead of taking them home to bestored or thrown away. This facili¬tates students who are moving, giv¬ing up rooms, going home, or “clean¬ing-up” to get rid of excess uselesswearing apparel and at the same timeis of definite, assitsance to the needyof the city.Another call has also been receivedat the Y. M. C. A. office with therequest that it be passed on to thestudents of the University. Sum¬mer camps for Boy Scouts are search¬ing for reliable leaders to act ascouncillors for the boys. The old type of Glee club concert isgoing out of style. The Glee club,at its next appearance, April 30 at8:30 in Mandel hall, will inauguratethe ultra-modern Glee club recital.Formal clothes will be replaced bywhite duck trousers; Polly WollyDoodle All Day will be replaced bylight cassical and melodiously synco¬pated music. Lighting effects will beused to assist the manager in his ar¬rangement of effects.The fifty members of the MaroonGlee club will open their spring con¬cert behind a drawn curtain and willuse recently developed and demon¬strated improved methods of creatingan opening impression.Profiting by their previous experi¬ences with only moderately filledhouses the publicity committee of theGlee club is making determined effortsto fill the auditorium at their next pub¬lic appearance. Seats will be allottedto fraternities and clubs. By Stewart McMullenFor the first time in the history ofthe University the convocation willbe broadcast. Station WMAQ hasarranged with Mr. John VanZant, director of radio broadcastingat the University, to put the annualexercises on the air at 3:30 todayfrom Mandel hall.Two hundred and fifty-one degreeswill be conferred by the Presidenttoday. One hundred and eleven ofthese will be Bachelor degrees,twenty-nine master’s degrees, andeleven Doctor’s of Philosophy. Thelaw schools will confer seven degreesof Doctor of Jurisprudence and onedegree of bachelor of law. Themedical schools will confer 37 de¬grees of Doctor of Medicine and 55four year certificates.Tuft* To PresideVice President J. H. Tufts willpreside over the convocation. It willin all probability be his last publicappearance as a vice president of theUniversity, as his resignation, ten¬dered last quartei*, is to take effectthe first of April.The convocation address will bedelivered by Walter A. Strong, pub¬lisher of the Chicago Daily News.His subject will be “Newspapers andthe New Age.”Number DoubledOver twice as many degrees are tobe conferred today as were con¬ferred last year. 121 graduated in1925 and 250 will graduate in 1926.Tickets for the Convocation maybe secured on application at thePresident’s Office. Although the al¬lotment has been pretty well distri¬buted, as is customary in the Univer¬sity, among the graduating studentsand their families and friends, a fewtickets are still available to those whowill apply for them.DENVER U. GLEE CLUBCAUSES BOYCOTTON THEATREDISPLAY PAINTINGSOF CHINESE PERIODSMaroon CooperatesFor InterscholasticWith this issue, The Daily Maroonsuspends publication for the WinterQuarter. On Monday, March 29,there will be a special InterscholasticIssue, to start the Meet off, and towelcome the boys who are enteredin the events.Frederick Kretchsmer,Circulation Manager. “A picture is a voiceless poem, apoem is a vocal picture,” so runs theproverb of China hearing the secretof her art. This spirit expressed inthe old Chinese proverb is illustratedin the Chinese paintings now on dis¬play in the Y. W. C. A. room of IdaNoyes hall. The pictures have beenloaned for exhibtiion by Mr. LasUring Tasi of New York.Co-ordination of mind, eye everguided by the heart, has engender¬ed the richness and delicacy of ev¬ery Chinese pictorial masterpiece ac¬cording to Edward F. Rothchild, in¬structor in the Art department. Thepaintings represent three great pe¬riods in Chinese art. Five are ofthe T’sang period from 618 to 906A. D., seven were painted in the Sungperiod from 960 to 1277 A. D. andtwo are of the Yuam period from1277 to 1368 A. D. The silk onwhich the pictures are painted isvery fragile and visitors have beenasked not to handle the paintings. Singing of the Glee club of theUniversity of Denver in local theatreswas recently made taboo when the la¬bor union of the city declared a boy¬cott of the theatres. In spite of the{act, the club insisted upon fulfillingtheir contractQHiat the Glee club did not realizethe quality of their voices was evidenc¬ed by the fact that the club declaredthat had not anticipated this troubleas a result of appearing in local thea¬tres. When union officials approachedofficers of the club attempting to in¬duce them to cancel their engagementsthe club still insisted upon fulfillingthe contract.As a result of this episode labor un¬ions have sponsored discussion onthe relations of organized unions tohigher education but as to the presentstate of the enlightened Glee club theDenver Daily is not informative.What’s On TodayAll Classes meet as usual with the>exception of those which meet regu¬larly at 3:30 and 4 :30.The One Hundred Fortieth Uni¬versity convocation will be held inMandel hall at 3:30. The Convoca¬tion address by Walter Ansel Strong,publisher of the Chicago Daily Newson the subject ^Newspapers apd theNew Age.”The Christian Science society, IdaNoyes hall, 7:30.Radio lecture from Mitchell Tower,through station WMAQ, at 9. “Ger¬many and the League” by Mr. H. D.Lasswell.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 16, 1926latlu iflarmmFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OP CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during tbs Autumn,Winter and Spring Quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:13.00 per year; by mail, 31.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13,1906. under the act of March 8, 1878.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rlgbts of publication of any materialappearing in thla paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion in Its columns on allsubjects of student Interest. Contributors must sign their full names to communica¬tions. but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffThomas K. Mulroy, Business ManagerMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorAllen Heald, EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women’s EditorHarry L. Shlaes Sports EditorDeemer Lee News EditorReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Women’s EditorRuth Daniels .. Assistant Women’s EditorAlta Cundy f Social Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTEthan Granquist Office DirectorLeland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerFrederick Kretschmer, Circulation ManagerGeorge Gruskin Classified ManagerJack Pinous AuditorCAGE ENTRANTS INCREASEDAILY(Continued from page 1)to the tournament. However, theircalibre is apparent when it is remem¬bered that they won the Texas statetitle from a field of over seven hun¬dred quintets.Three New InvitationsInvitations have been issued tothree more teams, Salem, Oregon,Lewis and Clarke High of Spokane,Washington, and Lewiston, Idaho. Allthree are state champions, whileLewis and Clark High has the honorof being “Champions of the Interior,” the district composed of the north¬west plateau regions. Salem, Oregon,competed last year, losing their firstgame, but going to the round beforethe semi-finals in the ConsolationTournament. A team intact from lastyear is responsible for their success.Invitations have already been is¬sued to Woodlawn High, Birming¬ham, Ala., Duval High of Jackson¬ville, Fla., Oak Ridge, Louisiana,Charleston, So. Carolina, and NewTrier of Kenilworth, Illinois. Allthese are state champions with theexceptions of New Trier, and they areSuburban League champions of Chi¬cago as well as district champions ofIllinois.A tit.t A,AAAAAJLt*1/1/ HEN style is combinedr r with quality and longlife, as it is in a Stetson, therecan be no question as to thehat you should wear.STETSON HATSStyled for young menHow DidYour GartersLookThis Morning?GEORGEFROST COM FANV No MoreSkidding Garters!AGRIPPA - WEB makes garters act in anentirely new way—and only in Bostons canthis web be had. Even when worn very looseit will not slip. It cannot curl and yet it isremarkably soft and light. Here in fact is apractical, comfortable, ventilated'web garter.In many pleasing colors, 50c the pair, f We pay cash for typewriters. Orwe take in exchange old typewriterstoward up-to-date machines. See usnow for highest allowances.WOODWORTH’S BOOK STORESurell’s Beauty Shop1451 E. 57th StreetFairfax 2007Expert beauty work in all branchesOpen Tues., Thurs., and Fri. Eves. 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ManagerSTUDENTSOUTH AMERICAN TOURS24 Broadway, New York City600Throngs of PeopleShould Come to theDavis StoreTHIS WEEKUpon the occasion of our Spring Opening this week, March I 5 to 20, we have madepreparations to entertain great throngs of visitors. We believe untold thousandsof people in and about Chicago would feel highly repaid by a visit to this store.There will be much to interest them—whether purchases are intended or not. Thewhole store will be in holiday attire and the “open house” spirit will prevail. Everydepartment will be at its best, with attractive displays of new Spring merchandise.Many special features have been arranged for the week. We can mention here buta few of them. Complete programs will be distributed free in the store.The All Out o’ Doors AnnualNature ExhibitArranged under the auspices of the IllinoisWild-Flower Preservation Society, ChicagoWoman s Club, and Illinois Federation ofWomen’s Clubs. With exhibits furnished byabout 25 other organizations.Fifth Floor, South RoomTwenty-two illustrated lectures and NatureStudy Conferences will be given during theweek. See special programs.Tourist Campwith all kinds of camping equipment, athleticgoods and outdoor requisites.Fifth Floor, North Room The Poster ShowOn the Sixth Floor, South Room, will be heldone of the most extensive exhibits of Postersevery shown in Chicago. Three noteworthycollections, British, French and American.Lectures on poster art will be given by speak¬ers of prominence in the art world, each after¬noon at 4 o’clock, except Saturday.Manufacturing ExhibitsIn various departments have been arrangedworking exhibits and moving picture show¬ings, illustrating manufacturing processes. Seeprinted programs for details.Such are the features which will characterize our Spring Opening and make ourstore a place of exceptional interest for many thousands of visitors every day thisweek. Make your plans now to come; and allow yourself plenty of time. If itrains, come anyway; the special features are for one week only.The Davis CompanyState, Jackson, Van Buren, WabashTHE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 16, 1926 Page ThreeADD IMPORTANTBOOKS TO RARELIBRARY LISTSWorks on Physiology, His¬tory, and Copies of BiblesIn Collection^ Anatomy books, several copies ofthe Bible, early writing on velum,books on history and politics, consti¬tute the new additions which havebeen made to the University libraries,according to Mr. J. C. Hanson, asso¬ciate director of University libraries.An important work on comparativeanatomy, being the second part of“The Elephant Head,” published byCopenhagen in 1925, has been pre¬sented by the authors, Prof. J. E. V.Boas and Prof. Paulli, who in 1922presented the first part of the samework. According to Mr. Hanson, anunusually fine copy of the great Ger¬man Bible was presented to thelibrary by Miss Lillie ObermanHoerr. This work was printed atZurich by David Gessner in 1690. AtTHE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St.IDEALRESTAURANTExcellent Service1352 E. 61st St“The Place to Eat” this time the Old Testament occupied848 pages, the Apocrypha, 199, andthe New Testament 269.Add Copies of BibleTwo other Bibles, the Bishop’sBible of 1568, and the first DanishBible of 1550, are also to be addedto the collection of Bibles already inpossession of the University, some ofthe choicest specimens of which arehere as a result of the AmericanBible union and Hengstenberg collec¬tions which, with the Berlin purchase,constituted the chief book resourcesof the University when it opened.The Wandel collection of 68 vol¬umes, containing specimens of earlywriting on vellum, some of them dat¬ ing back to the eleventh century,forms a part of the manuscripts nowbeing purchased on the fund pre¬sented to the University by MissShirley Farr of the class of 1904.An acquisition that will be of useto the students of modern history andpolitics are the 225 volumes of theGerman Heichstag Verhandlungen,covering the period 1869-1918. It isthe hope of the library heads, saidMr. Hanson, that they can supple¬ment this acquisition by additions toits files of the Legislative Debatesand Proceedings, particularly of thesouthern and western states.With the opening of the new' The¬ology building and the additionalMilk For DrivingPowerBefore beginning active work or play thattakes an unusual amount of driving energy,drink a glass or two of WANZER’S MILK.It is stimulating and rich in nourishment, anda delicious beverage for any time of the day.YOU CAN DEPEND ONSIDNEY WANZER & SONSTELEPHONE CALUMET 0817WANZER’SPURE DAIRY PRODUCTS9heVerdict of millionswho know, is that the flavor theyso much enjoy in Lucky StrikescomesBecauseits toasted“Luckies” are the only cigarettesout of over200 brands offering youthis costly, extra process. Toastingdevelops the hidden flavors of theworld’s finest tobaccos. That’s why“Luckies”taste so good space for books to be provided for inthe new Medical buildings and ir.Wiebolt hall, Mr. Hanson hopes thatthe next year or two will witnessconsiderable improvement in thehousing facilities for the many im¬portant collections of books andmanuscripts now being added to theUniversity. Making Progress In SchoolCalls for a sturdy well nourished body. Students need thefull advantage of a quart a day of Borden’s Selected Milk.It is the most in pure food for the least money.BORDEN'SFarm Products Co. of Ill. Franklin 3110Students’ Laundry20% Discount With This AdUNIVERSITYHAND LAUNDRY1031 E. 55th StreetJ. H. FINNEGANDRUGGISTWood lawn Ave. at 55th St.CIGARS. 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Ph.56th and Cornell CHICAGOSub-Postal Station In Our StorePage Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 16, 1926^ >VhisfleREVOLTThey can back me in a cornerMake me say that black is white;With the right amount of talkingI will say that day is night;If the argument is potentI’ll believe that wrong is right;They can smother me with fallaciesWithout a show of fight;But on just one vital problem1 am prone to agitation—I cannot see just what they meanBy saying SPRING vacation!!PROF. Artie Scott is going half■way across the world to Guatemalawhere he will spend the ten days ofvacation. He must be expecting toflunk a lot of ’em this quarter!Have You Read “Ulysses”?Dear Turk:Yesterday—I was a boy—young,guileless. Women, looking into myeyes, smiled, for they read thereinonly the naivete of youth.Today—I am a man—practised,sophisticated. Life seems to havelittle more in store. Women, held bymy eyes, turn away in fright, forthey read therein my inner lore.Last night—I saw “Gay Paree”!!—The Constant SophomoreEVERY GAY DOGHAS HIS DAY . AFTER!!—Sis-IN some South American univer¬sities, students must take either astreet car or a bus in going from oneclass to another because of the longdistances between buildings. Theperiod between classes is often twoor three hours. No doubt, by thetime one arrives at a lecture a coursein contemporary affairs can bechanged to ancient history!AND YET WE LIVESoup, red and bubbling.Biscuits, too.Hot once,—but now,Uh!Potatoes sweet,Half-baked meat,Sardine salad,Dry bread, yesterday’s toast.Umm, chicken-a-la-king,All gone, you say—The supremest of all joysWhen I eat at Ida Noyes!!—I. Cono“THE Stranger’ in its final appear¬ance last Friday is one of the causesto which we will ascribe our earlydemise. 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OhioState grabbed two of the mat titles,-while Chicago, Minnesota and Michi¬gan got one apiece. Ohio State alsogathered in the fencing championship.Gymnasts Up To SnuffIn the gym meet Purdue was secondwith 1214.5 points as compared to theMaroons’ 1234.8. Although Purduelost with apparent good grace theywere somewhat disgruntled to findthat their score was not above that ofHoffer’s boys; for the Boilermakershad thought, previous to the meet,that they were about to annex thefirst gym title in the history of theschool due to their surprise victoryover the Maroons some weeks ago. Itappeared, howevei, that Coach Hof¬fer had, since that defeat, given histurners some additional tricks whichwere not lost upon them. Minnesota,who boasts of a good gym team her¬self every now and then, was thirdwith 1067.6 points. They were fol¬lowed by Iowa, while Wisconsin, OhioState, Illinois and Northwestern alsoran.Davidson in the horizontal bar andConnor in the tumbling gathered allthe honors that are coming to a firstplace winner. The rest of the squadhad a big cut of the seconds andthirds. If McRoy had sw’ung theclubs 4-10’s of a point better he wouldhave been tied for first place; as itwas, he finished second. Paisley, Hen¬son and Nelson substituted for the ab¬sent and injured Captain Quinn in afashion that left nothing for criti¬cism.Hats Off to HofferThis the fifth time in the past sevenyears that the gymnasts have return¬ed with the proverbial “bacon”, andbehind all this there must be a rea¬son. This reason is not “good ma¬terial,” for the boys had a very scantyknoweldge of what a horizontal barand a side horse were used for (thelatter piece of apparatus they thoughtwas none other than the famous che--val of England’s ground-lovingprince). This year, for instance, thesquad was composed of four sopho¬mores who were broken in the gamelast year. The reason, in brief, isCoach Dan Hoffer, who, if he foutidit necessary could make a gymnastout of an Indian cigar sign (no reflec¬tions on his present squad meant, ofcourse). So what glory is due to thegymnasts should go, for the large part,to Mr. Hoffer.You can purchase your new type¬writer now on easy monthly pay¬ments. For your work you canchoose from Chemical, Medical,French, German, Spanish, Literaryand other keyboards. Come in andsee all styles.WOODWORTH’S BOOK STORE Try This On YourCalculating MachineIf all of the shots made at thebasket in last year’s InterscholasticBasketball Tourney were placedend to end, they would reach fromthe northeast corner of Stagg Fieldto the top of the steeple of thetown hall at Tonopah, Nevada. Inall of the games played in the Tour¬nament last year, the bloom andyouth of the country attired in bas¬ketball togs made 1,482 baskets.Taking the quality of their shoot¬ing into consideration, that wouldaverage about ten shots to everygoal made, or 14,820 shots takenat the bucket. And not even themost accomplished math sharkcould figure out how many freethrows were attempted.The Department of Egyptian Hi-erglyphics has figured out that theglass backboards will be worn outby August. 1031.WHAT of IT?CKOSgC MO^CENSTEf^Baseball language has developedinto what it is today through an ex¬ceedingly intricate process of evolu¬tion. Back in the ’80’s, when JohnMcGraw was holding down third basefor the Baltimore Orioles and the(now) Rev. Billy Sunday was tnecleanup man for the ChicagoWhite Stockings, the jargon ofthe game was not as it isnow. What is known simply as agrounder in this day and age was atthat era yclept “daisy-cutter.”“Pound the pill” was considered avery fast phrase, which only the bestNew York sport reporters might use.Referring to the ball as “the oldapple” had just come into its own,and it was, in the opinion of thefolks of the market place, the lastword in the new phraseology whichhad sprung up about the diamond.Of late years, however, few newgood words or phrases have beencoined for use in discussing or writ¬ing of affairs of the so-called nationalsport. The lingo, in fact, has rundry; all ideas for new words to addto the baseball vocabulary haveebbed away, and in consequencethere is a most distressing stagnationin the jargon of the game. It wasa relief, therefore, when recently Ihad occasion to talk over the Chicagoball team’s trip to Japan with KenPierce, Maroon outfielder, that sev¬eral add turns of phrase used by thepress of the Orient to report the Ma¬roon team’s games turned up. Thesephrases, I thought, had possibilitiesof crowding out some of our presentoutworn and trite terms.Mr. Pierce in the course of theconversation pulled out a couple ofnewspaper clippings illustrating Ori¬ental baseball journalism at its best.The articles were written for the(English paper of Shanghai by theforemost authority on cricket In theFar East. This gentleman may nothave been so hot on baseball, but Iam here to assert that he was strongon cricket. Tennis also, it seemed,went well with him. So, when hefailed to recall the proper technical(Continued on page 6) Minnesota SwimmersWin Big Ten Meet;Locals Go ScorelessDrawing the curtain on the grand |finale of the swim season, buddingnatators and veterans in the art of'water-stroking gathered at the Uni¬versity of Michigan Natatorium lastFriday and Saturday; after muchhaggling over times and gracefulnessthe season champions were disclosed.Minnesota crawled out of the jum¬ble by leaps and bounds and gatheredan enormous lead over her closestopponent, Michigan. Wisconsin. Iowa,Northwestern, Purdue, Illinois andChicago followed, rather trailed afterthe victorious two.Chicago's chances for placingfourth in the Conference were greatbut illness overtook two of the steadi¬est swimmers who were to help theMaroon crew in the annexing ofpoints. Ed. Noyes who has been aconsistent po’nt getter and who ledthe swim team to four victories lastseason was unable to make the jour¬ney. Gilchrist of water polo famewas also subdued by the grippe andhad to do his exercise in bed. CoachMacGillivray had doped his swim¬mers to get a third place in the relay,a fourth in the 50 yard crawl anda third in the century, thus nettingthe locals some seven points and put-ing them ahead of Dick Howell’sWaterloo. But Neptune willed other¬wise!The unsurmountable obstaclesplaced before the swim crew thisyear such as illness and inexperiencewere present at the climaxing meetand not being fortunate enough tohave Dame Fortune rooting for theMaroon colors, Illinois sneaked twopoints through Captain O’Brian ofthe fancy diving department; thusforcing Chicago one place back.The Hill brothers, from the Goph¬ers, Carter of Iowa, Herschbergerfrom the Cardinal campus ad infini¬tum, were part of the many score ofsattelites who distinguished them¬selves at the Wolverine pond. 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Go and comaas you please, anytime,anywhere.SAUNDERS SYSTEM1112 East 63rd Street Takes First Place in Big TenTourney; Only MaroonTo ConquerOver at the Kappa Sig house, theyare calling one of the sophomores bythe highly honored name of “Cham¬pion.” This title has been bestowedupon none other than the versatileRed Krogh, who was welcomed intothe Big Ten Hall of Fame last Satur¬day, when he took first honors in theone hundred and seventy-five poundevent of the Conference WrestlingMeet, held at Purdue university.To win such a title it requires onelong struggle after another, everyone a victory—that is how Red be¬came f amous overnight. His lastgrapple was with Cole, the Univer¬sity of Wisconsin 175 pounder en¬trant, and it was the closest of all,going into overtime. Red finally wonout to annex the cherished title ofBig Ten Champ—and the premierwrestling honors in his first year ofvarsity competition.Stars As FreshmanTo those who know Red, his glori¬ous victory was no great surprise.His all around ability as an athleteis well known on the campus. He hasdemonstrated it in the comparativelyshort time that he has been connectedwith Maroon sports. Numerals wereawarded him in three sports duringhis yearling year. He placed secondin the Frosh cross-country race, hewas a first choice wing-man on the By Victor RoterusThat the Eighth Annual NationalInterscholastic Basketball Tourna¬ment (putting it briefly) will be acolorful gathering, to say the least,is assured by the wierd tales whichare drifting into the office of H. O.Crisler, manager of the Eighth An¬nual—etc.Eighth Annual—The office is in receipt of an Inter¬esting rumor which has wandered uphere all the way from Jacksonville,Florida, its birthplace. The story isconcerned with Duval High, an entryFreshman football squad, and he wasthe only yearling to win heavy tracknumerals last spring. He* did this byputting the shot.This fall he made all of the tripswith the grid team, serving as one ofthe substitute ends. When he an¬nounced his intention to try titshands at wrestling this winter it metwith surprise, but his all-around abil¬ity soon asserted itself in this newline of athletic, activity, and he washailed as a great find by Coach Vor-res who has had to develop a teamcomposed of mostly sophomores thisyear.All-Around ManNow the Midway sport enthusiastsare wondering what new field Redwill enter next. Like McDonoughand Hoerger he seems able to makegood in whatever he takes up. Hehinted that he was going to try swim¬ming next year, but that was beforehe had won his grappling laurels sohe may have changed his mind. in the .Eighth Annual— and basket¬ball champions of Florida, where, weunderstand, they are now putting upS. R. O. signs.The high school, it seems, has, likeNorthwestern, a pet mascot. But hepresents an even more ferociousfront than does the Purple’s wildcat.For he is an alligator, yanked out ofthe Everglades. He is owned by theschool, and proudly exhibited andparaded at all the athletic contests.His association with the prep schoollads and lassies has not been in vainfor he has been taught a few trickswhich he does very well and on oneoccasion, too well.Cater To ’GatorHis repertoire consists of twostunts. When stroked on the backthree times he groans and rolls overon his back, flashing an enviable setof teeth. (We understand that heis being featured in an advertisingcampaign by some wide-awake tooth¬paste company). Then if stroked onthe stomach and addressed in a cer¬tain manner, he emits another groanand goes to sleep. The words whicheffect this phenomena are known onlyto the inner circle at Duval High.But some time ago a rival schoolmanaged, by some hook or crook, togain access to the all-importantwords, and as a result, caused theDuvalite pet to indulge in commun¬ion with Morpheus. Needless to say,the Duval team, utterly lacking inmoral support, lost the game.This is a sample of the rumors thatare finding their way into Crisler’soffice. Take it for granted what it isworth.AxLifetimeWrite it—don’t sing,The chances are that you'll do a better job witha “Lifetime" pen. And you’ll have the satisfac¬tion of knowing, when you write to her, thatyou are working with the “niftiest” instrumentprocurable. Of green, jade-green radite, a hand¬some and indestructible material, is the penyou’ll love to hold. Its nib is guaranteed for alifetime. But wbat is more important, it is an in¬fallible performer. 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Cunningham in the eighth in¬ning. “Brignall threw an imperfectshot to him from third base,” ran the“Rising Sun” account; “the balllanded just out of Cunningham’sreach, but he threw himself forwardand scooped up the ball on what intennis is called a half-volley.” Cun¬ningham half-volleying? Oh, as thatdistinguished man of letters, Mr.Gene Francis, would say, don’t tellme that!The story also relates the fastwork of McConnell in putting outNozawa of the opposition Meiji nineat third base. “Nozawa,” writes thisamazing cricket-tenni»-baseball ex¬pert, “got a surprise when he gotwithin reach of third to find the ballapplied to his body by the grinningshortstop.” This turn of phrase, Ibelieve, has the enormous merit ofnot ever having been used before,so far as I have been able to learn.The Maroon team is roundly praised as the article swells to a mag¬nificent ending. “One must hand itto Comrade Norgren and his merrymen that they sure can play base¬ball,” says this imposing tribute. Ihave always taken great delight inpointing out merit when it occurs.I always like to hand out the bayleaves all around, if there is theslightest excuse for doing so. To theadmirable sports editor of the “Shan¬ghai Sun” I extend my heartiestfelicitations. I tell him that he hasdone a good, a great work. I callupon all baseball scribes in theseUnited States to turn to this estimablegentleman for inspiration, I advisethem to carefully peruse such of hiswriting as may be procured by eitherlove or money. For I feel that ifour home-grown baseball writers liftenough idioms from this Shanghagenius’ stock, they will within a shorttime completely reinvigorate thejaded phraseology of the noble gamof baseball.THE BEST FIRST MORTGAGEREAL ESTATE BONDSIN CHICAGO7% INTERESTSEE US, WE SELL ON THEPARTIAL PAYMENT PLAN$10.00 Starts You On a$100.00 BondBaer Eisendrath & Co.208 S. 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Shortages of transportation fromjust such causes have meant losses of billions of dol¬lars to the public in the past.In order to protect both the railroads and theirpatrons by maintaining the balance between high andlow rates that makes for greatest national efficiency,the Interstate Commerce Commission at present oper¬ates as the chief railway regulatory body. Originallydesigned to prevent encroachments by railroads uponthe rights of the public and upon the rights of eachother, this Commission has developed in scope andconcept as public opinion toward the railroads has im¬proved. Today the duties of this Commission com¬prehend almost all the phases of railway regulation, andits original purpose has been so greatly broadened thatin the Transportation Act of 1920 it was expressly di¬rected, among other things, to safeguard the earningsof the railroads, in recognition of the fact that strongrailroads can best serve the public interest.The railroads are not natural monopolies. There aremany other means of transportation, both in operationand in abeyance, the development of which at once tendsto increase when railway rates tend to get too high.For this reason and also because they cannot expectpatronage from an impoverished public, the railroadsthemselves have strong incentives to keep railway ratesas low as they consistently can. The public should un¬derstand and appreciate this fact Live and let live isthe best policy to govern the relationships between therailroads and their patrons, just as it is—or should be—the governing principle of all legitimate business.The railroads are business concerns. All they askis that they be measured by the same standards whichgovern other business concerns and that they receivefair treatment from their patrons, who are also, in away, their managers and judges.Constructive criticism and suggestions are invited.C. a MARKHAM,President, Illinois Central System.CHICAGO, March 15, 1926.