National Inter-scholastic Basket¬ball Tournamentstarts March 30. The MarchPhoenix will beout on the six¬teenth.Vol. 25 No. 87 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 10, 1926 Price Five CentsUNIVERSITY MANCAN MAKE JACKIN ALL TRADESStudents Hold Eighty-fiveDifferent Kinds OfJobs in Chicago Excitement Waxes High as DateFor Basketball InterscholasticApproaches; Plan Heavy Rushing ALUMNI EXPECT I.March PhoenixTO RAISE QUOTA Out Next WeekBoard a bus in Chicago and youmay give your fare to a college man.Hire a dectective, nurse or chauffeurand it is likely that a student willreport for duty. Even the bread youeat may have been baked by a stu¬dent of liberal arts.Ninety percent of the undergradu¬ate population at the University areholding eighty-five different kinds ofjobs in the city of Chicago, earningall or part of their way through col¬lege, it is shown in an analysis ofstudent employment made public atthe University. The statistics con¬trovert the notion that the collegeman is a loafer and show that hewill avail himself of any honest oc¬cupation.Student Drive* PlanePublic attention was first drawn tothe employment bureau at the Uni¬versity when it was revealed a yearago that one student commuted fromCleveland. Ohio, to the Universityon a mail plane. At the same time,another man was found on the westside of the city vending razors tothe poor but cleanly bums that in¬habit Chicago’s Hoboheniia.The figures for 1926 show occupa¬tions equally unique for Universitystudents. A Chicago baking com¬pany has employed fifteen studentson a Friday night shift to fill Satur¬day’s extraordinary demands forbread. These men start at two inthe morning, work for eight hoursand turn about 2,000 extra loaves.The company testifies to the skill anddiligence of its part time employes,even hinting that their output has asnappier flavor than the routine pro¬duction.Act a* Detective*Private detective agencies havehired a number of men as nightwatchmen and as extra “shadowworkers.” During the winter severalstudents worked at fashionable par¬ties as guards against Chicago’s wellknown gang of second story workers.The Federal Reserve bank in Chi¬cago employes a number of men todo clerical work at night, preparingfor the next day’s business. Thesestudents do the after-hour balancingand regular bank workOperate in Real EstateOne student has been appointedmanager of a rooming house oper¬ated by a Chicago real estate firm.He advertises rooms, collects the rentand pays the help.Another, hearing that the sale of(Continued on page 2) BLACKFRIARS HEARMUSICAL TRYOUTSNovelty songs and music writtenby students of the University will ap¬pear in a preliminary tryout to be heldFriday at 4:30 in the Reynolds thea¬tre under the auspices of Blackfriars.This contest affords an opportunityto present all novelty music, cleversongs and musical representationswith or without words, whether it isdesigned for the show or not.The choice of songs for the Black¬friars annual production will by nomeans Ik influenced by the showingof this contest. According to PaulCuilom, Abbot of Blackfriars, thispresentation of music is held merelyto get a general idea of the noveltymusic that has been written by stu*dents of the University, that thejudges may know merely what to ex¬pect when the tryouts come about.A contest of this kind affords a widerscope of music than will the actualtryouts; acordingly, Paul Cuilomurges all composers of the Universityto “exhibit their wares” as well as'heir ability.JEWISH STUDYGROUP MEETSDr. Gerson B. Levy SpeaksOn Reform Judaism“The Essence of Reform Judaism”will be the subject of the first of aseries of talks to be given under theauspices of the Jewish Student’s or¬ganization today at 7:30 in the Y.W. C. A. room of Ida Noyes hall.Dr. Gerson B. Levy of The Templewill be the leader for the evening’sdiscussion.He is editor of the “Reform Ad¬vocate.”The first meeting of aspirants forthe debating group to be organizedby the club will be held tomorrow atj 7:30 in Ida Noyes hall. Georgej Mills, the debating coach, is a form-! er varsity leader of the UniversityJ debating team and an alumnus of, the University Law school.PRESENT “ZIZO” ANDENACT JU JITSU ATJAPAN NIGHT FROLIC Basketball fans of Chicago will beafforded an opportunity to witness thebest high school basketball teams ofthe country when the National Inter¬scholastic Basketball tournament getsunder way on the 30th of March andlasts till tjie 3d of April. This tour¬nament is an annpal event of the Uni¬versity and takes place in the Springquarter.These tournaments of the past fewyears have created excitement andmade the walls of Bartlett gymnasiumresound with the cheers which accom¬pany games of the highest caliber inthe country. From all past experi¬ences the crowds that infest the gym¬nasium derive the greatest enjoymentpossible from a good fast game ofbasketball, and when the tournament.closes eagerly look forward to the fol¬lowing year when the teams will as¬semble for the next meet.Expect Strong TeamsThis year the teams competing willhe of the usual high caliber, and willhe drawn from all parts of the coun¬try. As usual, the competitors will helodged in the various campus frater¬nity houses.The University usually draws muchof its athletic material from among themen who come up here every Springwith the high school teams. Plans arenow being laid for a University rush¬ing program which will draw many ofthese high school athletes to the Uni¬versity next fall or in the years fol¬lowing.Receive Enthusiastic ReportsMr. Chrisler and Henry Sackett,who are cooperating to make thistournament the best in the history ofbasketball at the University, have re¬ceived enthusiastic letters from someof the teams who expect to be withus this year, thus assuring the usualexcitement that culminated- last yearin gathering in this city the mayorsand governors of the cities and statesthat had teams successful in the com¬petition.REPRODUCE CUSTOMSOF ANCIENT ROMANSAT ANNUAL BANQUET IN TWOMONTHS11,000 Alumni Subscribe$1,880,000 TowardCampaign$1,880,000 has been received fromsubscriptions by 11,000 alumni con¬tributing toward the alumni quota of$2,000,000 in the University’s newprogram of development it was re¬ported yesterday. With only $120,-000 yet to be raised by the Univer¬sity graduates, alumni chairmen inall parts of the country expect tobring the alumni campaign to a suc¬cessful conclusion within sixty days,it is stated.Chairmen in Dayton, Ohio andRochester, Minn., reported to offi¬cials in charge of the developmentprogram that every Chicago alumnusin their respective cities had sub¬scribed toward the fund.Word of the development programsent to the Orient has reached Uni¬versity missionary alumni in China,it is revealed in a letter from fifteenteachers in Shanghai college whichwas accompanied by a subscriptionfor $100. These alumni subscribedto the fund, following a chop sueydinner featured by speeches, anec¬dotes and Chicago songs, the letterstates.Pres. Mason and Mrs. Mason areat present in California, and alumnimeetings are being held in SanFranciso. Los Angeles and SanDiego where Mr. Mason is outliningthe development plans of the Uni¬versity. Preceding FinalsMore drawings than ever before,better stories; in fact, a better numberaltogether.This is the nature of the MarchPhoenix, according to Fred Handschy,editor, who announces its publicationon the 16th. It will appear on thatdate, that every one may have a chanceto get in shape for the finals by read¬ing it. Handschy recommends thismethod of preparation.The title of this new edition is asecret of the editor’s at present, buthe says he will announce it next Fri¬day.George Morgenstern of “What ofIt” fame has written a story entitled“Here’s How” which is one of thefeatures of this issue. The nature ofthis story will not be revealed al¬though it is reputed to he ratherwicked.The cover for the March issue wasdrawn by Bill Cotant, while most ofthe other art work was done byRainey Bennett, James Root and SamDewey, a new contributor of promise."This issue is better in many waysthan any of the others we have putout this year,” said Handschy yester¬day. “The features are the story ofMorgenstern and the art work ofDewey and Bennett.” JUNIORS ELECTPRESIDENT INCHAPEL TODAYGubbins, Howe, Jackson, andKuetzer Seek to SucceedWeimer As HeadDISCUSS MORALSITUATION HEREY. M. C. A. Plans Retreat ToConsider ProblemsDr. C. Gilkey toPreside at LastVesper ServiceWhat’s On TodayAll committee chairmen of theNational Interscholastic Basketballcommission are requested to meet atBartlett Gym, second floor, at 2:30,to report on their work and get newassignments.Dr. C. W. Gilkey will speak on“Spiritual Values in a Material Age”at the Y. W. C. A. Vesper service,4, Ida Noyes hall.Lecture by Prof. E. H. Moore on“Notes on Abstract Sets and GeneralAnalysis II” at meeting of Math¬ematical Club, 4:15, Ryerson 37.“The Work of Gurwitsch on Mit¬ogenetic Radiation” by Dr. C. D. VanCleave at meeting of Zoology Club,4:30, Zoology 29.Prof. W. E. Clark will speak on“Outlines of Hindu Philosophy” atmeeting of Philosophy club, 8, Clas¬sics 20.Meeting of the Freshman Council,norrow, 7:15, Ida Noyes hall. “Zizo,” a Japanese play and a JtrJitstidemonstration will comprise the principalpart of the annual Japan Night programto Ik* held under the auspices of theJapanese Students’ club and the JapaneseStudents Christian association, Friday,April 9, in Mandel hall. The rest of theprogram will consist of vocal and in¬strumental music.A Japanese instrument combining thequalities of the flute and the harp willhe played by three Japanese women. Tnaddition to this, an act by six womendemonstrating the art and etiquette ofmaking and serving tea will he presented.Japanese students of the Universitywill endeavor to show real Japanese lifethrough their native art and spirit. Ac¬cording to Tomonori Takei, president ofthe Japanese Studertts Christian associa¬tion, the program will he worth-whileand entertaining. Scats will not be re¬served and tickets may be purchased forfifty cents from members of the club.Further details will be published in TheDaily Maroon early next quarter.This program is being presentedin the hope that a little money maybe raised through it to contribute toan orphanage for Japanese childrenhow existing in California, accordingto Takei, who says that it is badly inneed of finanical assistance. Theproceeds from Japan Night areusually donated to a worthy charity. Roman dress and table manners willappear at the annual Roman banquetto he held by F.ta Sigma Phi Fridayat 6.30 in the sun parlor of Ida Noyeshall. The banquet this year will fol¬low the old Roman custom, when theparticipants ate with their fingers andafter each course had their handswashed by slaves.The chairman of the banquet com¬mittee, Marion Woolsey, and her co-workers, Irene Erp, Henrietta DeCosta. Dorothy Thompson and CecilJonkman, are planning to have a typ¬ically Roman affair, yet differing fromthe banquet of previous years. Fol¬lowing the dinner, Margaret Novak,president of the club and toastmistressfor the evening, will introduce thespeakers—Prof. Charles H. Beeson ofthe Latin department, and Mr. AlfredP. Dorjahn, instructor in the depart¬ment of Greek.Tickets for the banquet may be pro¬cured from members of the club for75 cents.The Eta Sigma Phi annual ban¬quet is always a unique one, accord¬ing to Margaret Novak, president ofthe club. This year’s affair is to bethoroughly novel in accordance withthe long established tradition of theorganization. Dr. Charles \V. Gilkey of the HydePark Baptist church will preside atthe last Lenten services which will bethe final Vespers service of the quar-| ter today at 4 in the Y. W. C. A. roomt Ida Noyes ball. “Spiritual Valuesin a Material Age” will be the sub¬ject of Dr. Gilkey’s sermon. Thislecture is the last of a series of four.Preceding the services, tea will beserved at 4 by the members of thesecond cabinet of Y. W. Edward A.Williams will play several violin se¬lections. Directly following the serv¬ice. the annual Friendship dinner willbe held in the sun parlor of Ida Noyeshall at which the new officers will beinaugurated. They are: KathleenStewart, Allis Graham, MiriamWalker and Hannah Johnson.“We hope that a large number willturn out to both of these affairs, sincethe hours have been arranged so con¬veniently and since they are the lastevents of the quarter,” said FrancisKendell, who has charge of the tea. Calling together faculty members,prominent students, and those partic¬ularly interested in the Y. M. C. A.the first and second cabinet membersof the association are planning aweek-end retreat for the discussionof pertinent student problems.Temporary consideration has nam¬ed Hastings as the place for the gen¬eral get-together which has beendefinitely scheduled for April 9 to 11,coming at the end of the secondweek of the Spring quarter.A suggested program, which wasjoutlined at the meeting, includes a jtalk and a group discussion on theparticular moral and religious s'tu-ation at this University.The moral problems such as hon- jesty, politics, drinking, gambling, re-jligious matters and fellowship ques-1tions, all of which are to he found ion the campus will be the specific jfield for the conference.An attempt will be made to de- jtermine the changes which will benecessary to develop the properspirit and attitude in regard to thesequestions. Whether the Y. is cap¬able of doing it, how it can use itsvarious branches of machinery to ac¬complish it, particular programs andpersonal qualifications of Y. leaderswill all be discussed during this time. Members of the Junior class willballot today in chapel on a new pres¬ident to succeed George Weimer,who was forced to leave school dur¬ing the past quarter. Non-chapelgoers may cast their votes in Cobbhall, room 206.Four men of the Junior class havqbeen nominated for the office andtheir names will appear on the bal¬lots today. They are Joseph Gub¬bins, John Howe, Robert Jackson,and Clyde Kuetzer.Gubbins NominatedJoseph Gubbins was the starpitcher on the baseball team of lastyear; is chairman of the Axrange-ments committee for the National In¬terscholastic Basketball tournament;js a member of Iron Mask, Juniorhonorary society; and is a member ofPhi Kappa Psi fraternity.Howe is manager of the spring in¬tramural sports; is a feature writeron The Daily Maroon; is a memberof the water polo team; and a mem¬ber of Delta Chi fraternity.Two More RunningThe third candidate, Jackson, is amember of Blackfriars; is on thePhoenix staff; is a member of theDramatic association; and is a mem¬ber of Phi Pi Phi fraternity.Clyde Kuetzer had a leading partin the Blackfriars’ production of lastyear; was a committee chairman dur¬ing the recent Settlement drive; i?a member of the Y. M. C. A. cabi¬net; and a member of Beta Theta Pi.Must Elect PresidentAccording to the constitution ofthe Undergraduate council as inter¬preted by Charles Anderson, presi¬dent of the council, it is impossiblefor a vice-president of any class tosucceed to the office of presidency,in event that office is vacated. MissEllen McCracken, the present vice-president of the Junior class, conse¬quently cannot succeed to the presi¬dency, although she has officiated inthat capacity since Weimer leftschool during the early part of thepresent quarter. Mjss McCrackenwill officiate at the elections today,however.The petition method of selecting(Continued on page 2)NEW ADMINISTRATIONASSUMES DUTIES ATANNUAL Y. W. DRIVELaziness, Alias Asthenia, DisplacesAppendicitis as Fashionable DiseaseNATIONAL OR LOCAL?WHISTLERS CHOOSEContributions to the Whistle col¬umn will#meet Friday of this weekat 3 :30 in the Maroon office, to dis¬cuss the question of affiliating with anational fraternity. Only those whohave contributed to the column atany time during the quarter are eli¬gible to attend the meeting. Asthenia is now supplanting ap¬pendicitis and psychological com¬plexes as the most fashionable dis¬ease of the hour, according to Dr.Max Seham, professor of pediatricsat the University of Minnesota.Asthenia, in plain words, is an in¬herited form of laziness.Addressing the midwest confer¬ence of parent education last week.Dr. Seham said that an asthenic ishandicapped from birth psysicallyand that he can never be expected todo th.e same amount of w’ork as anormal person. The increasing pre¬valence of a chronically fatiguedcondition among children is due toa great extent to the complex inter¬est of modern child life and the aver¬age child’s complexitv of interests.The insufficient amoir;t of rest manv children receive is another factorUnless corrected during childhood,the resulting weariness will prevailthroughout the lifetime of the in¬dividual, with considerable detrim¬ental effect.“Children, prone to imitate theirparents, learn quickly to stay ujf Uteat night with their parties and enter¬tainment,” Dr. Seham stated. “Theytend in this way toward excessivenervous and emotional habits, whichis threatening the stability andhealth of future generations.”“It is a dangerous and an entirelyunnecessary practice to make chil¬dren six or seven years old studymusic or do housework. When achild goes to school for the firsttime, he is placed into the education¬al straight jacket which is out ofharmonv with his physical needs ” Installation services and the an¬nouncement of the new cabinet atthe Y. W. C. A. Friendship dinnertonight at 6 in the sunparlor of IdaNoyes hall will mark the beginningof a new administration. The affairwill be the last function of the yearwhen all members of the organiza¬tion may get together. The programwill include a talk by Helen Wood¬ing, retiring president of the Y. W.The social committee, headed byJeannette Hayward, has planned thefollowing menu for the dinner: meatloaf, mashed potatoes, pickles, rolls,and hot cross buns, ice cream, cakeand coffee. A few tickets are stillavailable, and may be obtained forfifty cents in the Y. W. C. A. officetoday or in the foyer of Ida Noyeshall at noon.W. A. A. MEMBERSATTEND CONFERENCEFollowing the hoard meeting ofW. A. A. yesterday it was announcedthat two delegates would be sent tothe national conference of A. C. A.C. W. this fall, which is to be heldat Cornell University.Josephine Sibbald, has been namedas head of the minor sports. Therewill be no open meeting of the or¬ganization thi>j Friday*' r " ■' 'Page Two \THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 10, 1926(Tlfp. latlg iftarmmFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL 8TUDBNT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO MUSICPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rate*:tt.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each. MR. STOCK BUILDS VARIEDPROGRAM AROUNDSCRIABIN UNIVERSITY MANCAN MAKE JACKIN ALL TRADESEntered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, IlUuoia, March 18.1900. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Dally Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing In this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 5522. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of Student opinion In its columns on allsubjects of student Interest. Contributors must sign tbeir full names to communica¬tions. but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press Association By Mack EvansScriabin’s “Divine Poem” held central those who are alternately attendingcollege and earning money. Mem¬bers of the latter group attend col¬lege for a quarter and then dropout to earn enough money to return.When the money has been spent theyare back on the job.(Continued from page 1) •a local hotel was pending, boughtThe StaffThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorAllen Heald, EditorCROIX DE GUERREWE have in these times slid away from the ancient belief that vir¬tue is its own reward. We have come to feel that service isnot so common that it should be allowed to pass without some markof recognition. We experience, therefore, a mellow glow of satis¬faction when Oscar Blaughenhund, shopwalker in charge of AisleThree for thirty-nine years, is awarded the Siegel and Cooper medalfor meritorious service. The cockles of our hearts warm so per¬ceptibly when Paavo Popoff is given the “Allen A” silver cup forproficiency in knitting Cooper union suits, that we do not mind thefact that there isn’t enough cannel coal in the basement to keep evena pale flame flickering on the house grateBut we also feel that there should be some bounds to all this.When Officer Philius O’Reilly, for instance, who has patrolled hisbeat (one heavily studded with wide open grog-shops) for histwenty-fifth year and has had bestowed on him the $500 monthlymerit prize because of his remarkable service, we are prone to be¬lieve that there is something a bit superfluous about it. Plainly,those concerned with the business of passing out “little tokens ofesteem for long and faithful service ’ err on the side of overliberality.Yesterday we were exceedingly perturbed to see, in passingabout the campus, a surprising number of new sweaters with the maj¬or “C” emblazoned on them. True, the letter was crossed over by ablack “I,” but still the “C” was there, life-size and natural color. Wemulled over this phenomenon. “Now, what," we thought, “doesthat T stand for) Inocculated) Inebriate)’’—but we could thinkof few things that seemed likely. At last we were told: Intramural.The sweaters had been givn to all the senior intramural managers, ofwhom, it appeared, there were as many as the sons of Solomon.(This may not be the correct Scriptural reference, but still, it makesthe point clear.)Somehow this time we did not feel the mellow glow we ex-periened on haring of the rewrad of Blaughenhund; the cocklesof our heart failed to respond as when we heard of the token ofesteem given Popoff. Intramural managers, we felt, were not asthese. Their work was not so heroic; it did not have the old worldwitchery about it that one associates with shopwalking and unionsuit knitting. It was, instead, an earthly, a gross, thing. It was,therefore, to be rewarded as its character merited.This feeling continues to grow on us. We feel it would be wellif the “C” were reserved for something other than intramural man¬agers. Not that we wish to disparage the intramural manager. Wefeel that he is doing what is called “a great work.” Still, we musthold to our stand on withholding the ‘‘C.” Undoubtedly, there isa black “I” crossed over the letter, but then, a little work in the darkhours with the scissors would uncross the “I.” No, no; we are firmin the belief that intramural managers and “C’s” should have as littleas possible to do with each other. We throw out that suggestion, towhomever has charge of the affair. place in schedule and interest at the con- tj,e building and resold, it at a profitcert of the Chicago Symphony Orches-1 of $2,500.tra in Mandel hall yesterday afternoon. I A woman student from Mexico,The program was arranged about it pressed by financial needs, entertains... at neighborhood social functionsskillfully: Mozart preceding, for «m- ^ d>BM# jn eMttrast: and Wagner following, for com- Foreigners Are Interpretersparison. The writer listened to the j Chinese, Japanese and FilipinoScriabin in all the innocence of a first students are regularly hired as tran-hearing, and complete ignorance of the liters by advertising companies. I Men with sturdy build are emplayed“Program of the piece except as re- j by express companies to guard thevealed in the three phrases printed under ■ transportation of cash, and otherits title: he carried away chiefly impres- men with husky voices by sight-see-sions of a texture rich to the point of: ing bus companies. An expert incontusion, but rich in counterpoint rather! chemical analysis has been added tothan in clash of harmonies; of more than th,e staff of a (a"'ouf r?staura,;f- and..... ( ,. takes time out from his studies toordinary dramatic use of the trumpets, . , - ,. , direct the preparation of canned foodincluding dissonances high and exciting; rof a rather monotonous noisiness; of a Pr® uc s-, ...... • * , • I Student nurses, barbers, chauf-tonal production that was incomplete in... _ j feurs, and radio repair men are inwas an illustration rather1 ’ 1than an independent form. It seemed.. — ,, , »«*•/.» . ■ ! vestigate the operationas if the heros stnte must have con- * vtinued into his “sensuous pleasures” andhis “divine activities,” except for the in¬tervention of a few bird-calls. A great JUNIORS ELECT PRESIDENTIN CHAPEL TODAYitself—that was an illustration rather ,abundance. Demands tor men to m-of publicutilities have been filled by the em¬ployment bureau. Constructiongangs were fattened last summer by. , , ! more than fifty students from theuse of the brasses seemed necessary most i TT . *i University. Counsellors were sentof the time, and except for one crisp „ . , , ,c * to camps for girls and boys, lifefew wood- , , . * , , JI guards to bathing beaches, anddes to tne national parks.Hold Varied Positionssection for strings with awinds, the composer practiced little eco¬nomy of orchestration. A valid criticismof the composition would presuppose anintimate knowledge of its program anda settled opinion of the value of “pro¬gram music,” neither of which the writerhas.The “Secret of Suzanne” overturewas a delightful hors d’oeuvre. TheMozart performance was a refreshingreading of a work that is hard tostale; but one could have wished thatsome of the dissonances in the firstmovement had not been lost in thesubduing of the accompaniment fig¬ures. The “Voices of the Forest”seemed simple diet after the “DivinePoem,” and gave opportunity for beau¬tiful short solos in the woodwinds.The Scriabin and its setting made onemarvel again at Mr. Stock’s memory.The program was of exactly the rightlength. Other students are wrestling, audi¬ting, clerking, and book selling theirway through college at the Univer¬sity.In general the ninety percent isdivided between those who are work¬ing and studying at the same, earning all or part of their way, and (Continued from page 1)the candidates for the vacant officewras used by the council as it wasregarded as the fairest method ofnominating prominent members ofthe class.Because of the mix-up resultingfrom the elections of last week ofmembers of the Undergraduate coun¬cil, Anderson particularly stressedthe point that those members of theclass who do not attend chapel mayvote in room 206 of Cobb hall be¬tween 12 and 1 o’clock today. SWEETHEARTS, MUD,SLUSH, AND DREAMSSAY SPRING IS HEREBy Milton S. MayerSlush . *. . floating, crackling ice onthe walks, deep, luscious mud on thepaths . . . couples, many and variegated,strolling a little closer together, a littlemore aimlessly . . . more slush . . .Harper reading room slumbering in aj bluish haze shot through with sunlight. . . hatless collegians in all their glory. . . thoroughly depraved collegians'coatless, and a trifle frigid.Sparrows, or crows, or perhaps robinschortling from odd places like Kycrsonand Law7 . . . twittering plaintively asthey flutter about Theology looking forLovers’ Lane . . . Lovers’ Lane with itsrustling memories . . . dreams of houseparties, buggy rides, golf and boating. . . the undergraduate body, to a man,oblivious to final exams.Breezes and buds . . . slush.First signs of spring on the campus.THE TIMOROUS AUTHORITIES(From The Nation)THE censorship of college publications continues at a monotonouspace. From every section of the country come reports ofmagazines or issues of magazines which some rather vague “Com¬mittee of the Faculty" has decided must never meet the tendereyes of undergraduates. The editor of the Candle at Ohio Stateuniversity complains in his latest number that "Every publicationon the campus is censored from the harmless Ag Student” on downto the “heretical” journal of opinion which he somehow keeps go¬ing. The story is an old one, and there is something to be said forthe theory that the danger of suppression increases a sophomore’szest in what he writes and chooses to publish. But the spectacleis dreary at best, seeing that it fills so broad a stage and lasts so long.An issue of the Occident at the university of California has beenkilled because it contained a story of Joseph and Jesus which theauthorities” found blasphemous. The editor of the Illinois Magazineat the university of Illinois has been deposed because he printed aseries of ‘‘Zinc City Sketches’’ dealing with the city of La Salle.Certain citizens of the town did not like the sketches, visited the uni¬versity, and the editor went. The episode, we fear, is significant.When the faculties of State universities become responsible to theheads of zinc smelteries or to any other citizens, literature and educa¬tion are not safe. Public opinion, calling as it does here and therefor anti-evolution laws, is perhaps dangerous enough. Committeesof manufacturers are decidedly more so. LEARN TO DANCE WELLTAKE A FEW LESSONS NOWTeresa Dolan Dancing School1208 East 63rd Street, near WoodlawnClasses Nightly at 8:00 and Sundays 2:00to 6:00. Charleston, Saturday. 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Beautiful and durable shirts in both collar at¬tached and separate collar to match styles.Men’s Fancy Pajamas $1.95Generous, roomy garments—in smart checks, fancystripes, and all over designs—English collar style withcontrasting border and cuffs, or circular neck stylewith fancy frog trimmings.Personal Management—ELMER E. MARDENWally Marks, University of Chicago Representative12 W. Washington Street Chicago, Ill.Twenty-four stores in Twenty-two CitiesChoose All-CampusCage Squad. The DailyWednesday Morning SPORTS MaroonMarch 10, 1926 Conference TrackMeet at Patten Gym.CHOOSE ALL-CAMPUS BASKETBALL TEAMHAROLD STEIN AND JACK WELTYPICK MYTHICALS; KOERBER, CASSLE,K. ANDERSON, GRAY, MURPHY NAMEDJ. Anderson, Zolla, Hoey, O’Keefe, Reinwald Make PlacesOn Second Squad; Gordon, Stevens, Preiss,Dygert and Olwin on ThirdBY JACK WELTYIt is always hard to pick a real all-star team from tournament play.St^rs may often play a mediocre brandof basketball, while on the other hand,men of lesser ability may rise to greatheights during the course of a fewgames. The following selectionstherefore are based only upon the playof the men during the entire tourna¬ment and not during the semi-finaltilts alone.Cassle at CenterOf the pivot men Cassle of the A.T. O. five was undoubtedly the out¬standing star. Possessed of an un¬canny eye for the basket he led thetourney in high scoring and was an allaround tower of strength to his team.Hoey and Preiss were two good menbut lacked somewhat the stamp of afinished player that Cassle seemed topossess.Kyle Anderson of the A. T. O.’s isgiven one of the forward positions andalso the captaincy of the mythical allstar team. He was an excellent scor¬ing man, a wonderful dribbler and agreat leader. Koerber of Sigma Nuis placed at the other forward. Al¬though not so flashy as Anderson hewas a valuable man and some of bissensational shooting was the featureof the tourney. Zolla and J. Ander¬son are placed upon the second team,while Stevens and Gordon make thethird team.Murphy Big StarAt the guards Murphy of A. T. O.and Gray of Delta Sigma Phi arechosen without much hesitation.Murphy was undoubtedly one of theoutstanding men of the tourney. 11cwas a wonderful guard, rarely failedto retrieve the rebound from the back-board, could dribble with the best ofthem and to top it off he was a fairshot at the basket. Gray was also astellar defensive man and would makea good running mate for Murphy. Hisdribbling was also very good and hehad otic of. the best shooting eyes onthe floor. O’Keefe and Reinwald werealso good guards while Dygert andOlwin were not far behind. Thesewere chosen for the second and thirdteams.Such a team as this one would makea wonderful aggregation. It wouldhave five stars, all of whom couldshoot and would be blessed withplenty of speed. Anderson, Koerberand Cassle would make a scoring triothat would be hard to eclipse, whileplenty has already been said concern¬ing the ability of the guards. Daily Maroon All-University QuintetFirst TeamF. K. Anderson, A. T. O.F. Koerber, Sigma Nu.C. Cassle, A. T. O.G. Murphy, A. T. O.G. Gray, Delta Sig.Second TeamF. J. Anderson, Macs.F. Zolla, Phi Sigs.C. Hoey, Sigma Nu.G. O’Keefe. Delts.G. Reinwald, Phi Sig.Third TeamF. Gorden, A. T. O.F. Stevens. Sigma Nu.C. Preiss, Phi Sigs.G. Dygert, D. K. K.G. Olwin, Phi Kap.Honorable MentionGuards: Adams, A. T. O.;Hides, Phi Sig; Rouse, Delt;Brignall, Sigma Nu; Drain, ChiPsi; GaskiH, Delta Sig; McCarty,Phi Gant.Forwards: Healy, Delt; Caplow,Phi Sig; Kaufmann, Macs; Ral¬ston, Phi Gams; Webster, D. K.E.; Bartlett, Phi Gam; Faris, DeltaSig.Centers: Bowman, Delt; John¬son, Kappa Sig; Harrington, DeltaSig; Grant, Phi Gam; Gowdy, D.K. E.SCHEDULE EIGHTHANDBALL TILTSWOMEN BEGIN SWIMACROSS L. MICHIGAN’Soon students of the University willable to boast that some of their \vo-en have accomplished an almost itn-issible feat—that of swimming Lakeichigan. For the gymnasium depart-ent is conducting a marathon swim-ing race which starts at Randolphreets and follows the curve of theore around to Michigan City. The dis-ace that each contestant has gone isirked by a pin on a chart of the lake,ghty-eight lengths of the tank countsone mile. The farthest advanced of5 swimmers has just reached 22ndreet, and the three leaders are Chel-i, Sibbald and Ray.The third interclass swimming meet11 be held today at 4:30 in the Ida No-s tank. The results of this contest11 be averaged in with those of theo previous ones to determine theampions. Eight important matches aVc cardedfor today’s play in the Intramural Hand¬ball Tourney, now coining to a close.These matches will Ik* held at 4:15 and5:00 at the open courts located in thewest stands of Stagg Field Stadium.Here they arc:(4:15>Henson of Beta Theta Pi versus Beilesof Phi Sigma Delta.Firstein of Tau Sigma Omicron ver¬sus McKinley of Delta Upsilon.Ernstein of Kappa Nu versus Curryof Delta Upsilon. oBerghoff of Alpha Sigma Phi versusFengold of Phi Beta Delta.(5:00)Newmark of Kappa Nu versus Frankof Pi Lambda Phi.Dorchin of Phi Sigma Delta versusPalles of Tau Sigma Omicron.Zolla of Phi Sigma Delta versus Levi-son of the Romans.Koretz of Pi Lambda Phi versusLyle of the Romans.As will be noted, there arc nine organ¬izations represented in today’s contests.These organizations are anxious to winbecause of the closeness to the finals,and as a result every match will be hotlycontested. Most of the previous- con¬tests have been won by small margins,so today’s play should be highly exciting.Matches are to he held every day thisweek so as to determine the winnersby Friday. Handball is the only wintersport which has not been completed andas a result all the attention of the de¬partment has been focused on the onesport. The great popularity of handballis the reason for this delay in complet¬ing its schedule along with other wintersports. The greatest number of entriesin the history of the sport, flooded theI-M department this year, and the pair¬ings have been run off as speedily aspossible. Big Ten TrackstersCompete at EvanstonIn Conference MeetThree hundred athletes will drawthe attention of middle western trackfans to Patten gymnasium at North¬western university Friday amt Satur¬day, March 12 and 13, where they willcompete in the sixteenth annual BigTen track and field games.Entries from every school in theconference have been received and of¬ficials in charge anticipate one of theclosest contested meets in years.Some of the finest athletes seen in theconference for some time will competefor first honors in the titular games.Four schools are given almost equalchances of topping the conference inthe forthcoming meet. Iowa, Illinois,Michigan and Wisconsin with well-balanced squads will make a deter¬mined effort to come out in front.Each of these teams has a number ofable performers who are certain to winpoints.Iowa university, always one of theleaders in the conference meet, willbring one of the finest collections ofathletes ever assembled at the Hawk-eye institution. With Culiel in thehurdles and 440, Dauber in the shotput, Mann in the high jump, and Rob¬erts and Sorenson in the middle dis¬tance events, there is no reason whythe Hawks shouldn’t prove formidable.Werner in the hurdles and Whitein the 880 will help keep Illinois inthe running. The Illini always bringa skillful bunch of athletes to the in¬door meet and are certain to be up infront. Other members of Coach Gill’scinder performers are Cickenson, two-miler; Lyon in the shot put and Wal¬lace in the hurdles.Chicago has Cusack in the 880 andmile, Burge in the high jump and polevault, Beal in the 440, and Hobschiedin the shot put. Indiana will enterPepper in the dashes, Stephenson inthe 440 and Alexander in the two mile.Purdue will base its hope on a fav¬orable showing in Little in the mileand 880, Neff in the two-mile, Chancein the high jump and Fox in the polevault. Ohio is certain to take home agood portion of the points with Guth¬rie and Irwin in the hurdles and Ar¬nold in the mile.(Continued on page 4) TAKE PHOTOS OFSPORT WINNERSIN REAR OF GYMClear Up All ProtestsAnnounce CorrectScorings andWomen’s BasketballTeams Play FridayClass basketball teams will closethe season with a tournament thisFriday at 3:30, in the main gymna¬sium of Ida Noyes hall, followed by abasketball dinner at 5:30. The annualhonor game between the tourney win¬ner and the alumnae team will followthe dinner.Tickets for the dinner may be ob¬tained for 50 cents from AdelaideAmes, Hanara Lillybeck or captainsof the class basketball teams. After toiling mightily to clear upprotests and accusations of ineligibilitypiled up by the competing fraternitiesin big Intramural winter carnival theI-M department has emerged sufficientlyto announce the real, authentic, abso¬lutely correct winners and has issued in¬vitations to them to come and have theirpictures taken for the year lx>ok.Phi Psi LeadsThe athletes of Phi Kappa Psi piledup 17 hard earned points to win firsthonors. Delta Sigma Phi men garnered11 counters for second, and the KappaSigs got a close third with 10, accord¬ing to the official and final tabulations ofthe department. In the relay the DeltaSig composite won the gold shield, theKappa Sigs got the silver one, and thePhi Kaps took the bronze crest.Alpha Tau Omega, and Sigma Nucame out on top in the “A” league dur¬ing the basketball competition and Sigma ‘Nu and Tau Sigma Omicron led the“R” league. In the graduate league theDivinity school aggregation walked awayfrom the rest of the field to win theirhonors. The Midway Athletic club,usually heard of as the Mac’s, provedto be the best among the non-fraternityentries.Grey I* High ScorerThe foul-shooting contest broughtforth a lot of talent and a whole flockof high scores were turned in; Grey ofthe Delta Sigs turned in the highest,however, while Richard Taiss of thesame organization won second, and RayHoey of the Sigma Nu’s took third.Sigma Nu won more honors in theTee Carnival when the prowess of ClaudeBrignall and George Percy piled up aneat total of points. George Nardin, anon-fraternity man, had third high pointhonors. The Sigma Nil’s also cleanedup on the relay ice races.The wrestling championships were themost hotly contested events on the pro-I gram and some real battles were fought.The results were as follows; 117 pounds,David Kreuger, Lambda Chi Alpha; 127pounds, Erickson, Delta Tau Delta; 137pounds, Sather, unattached: 147 pounds.George O’Brien, Lambda Chi Alpha, 160pounds, H. Wilson, Phi Kappa Sigma:117, pounds, J. Baker; heavyweight,Bury, Phi Pi Phi.Thus the winter season ended withthe biggest participation on record andwas acclaimed by all as the most success¬ful one. The organizations and the menwho are listed above are requested tomeet on the rear steps of Bartlett gymtomorrow at 10 in the morning, to havetheir pictures taken for the annuals. Spradling, Boilermaker Idol,Closes Great Cage CareerMilk For DrivingPowerBefore beginning active work or play thattakes an unusual amount of driving energy,drink a glass or two of WANZER’S MILK.It is stimulating and rich in nourishment, anda delicious beverage for any time of the day.YOU CAN DEPEND ONSIDNEY WANZER & SONSTELEPHONE CALUMET 0817WANZER’SPURE DAIRY PRODUCTS LAFAYETTE, Ind., March 10.—When the timer’s gun ended the Purdue-Northwestern basketball game at Evans¬ton last week, assuring Purdue a tie forthe conference title, it also marked theclose of the career of George Spradling,captain and one of Purdue’s greatestforwards of all time and an outstand¬ing figure in middle western net circlesfor the past three years. A review ofSpradling’s record for the three seasonsreveals he has scored 440 points forPurdue in 43 games, or an average of10.23 points per contest, and accountsfor his twice leading the Big Ten inscoring and once placing up with theleaders although missing three games ofthe 1925 season. He is practically as¬sured of a berth on all the conferencefives being picked by sport writers.Spradling’s greatest year was his firstin the Big Ten, when he led the Big Tensnipers with 138 points and scored a totalduring the season of 198. His secondyear saw him handicapped by illness, huthe recovered in time to score 90 pointsand helped put Purdue in the first divi¬sion. He has been a marked man sincethe start of the present season, but de¬spite this fact he tallied 107 points, and was a vital factor in bringing a cham¬pionship to Purdue.Spradling’s grand field goal total is172, or an average of four every timehe played with Purdue, a record whichwill long stand as remarkable in the BigTen. His greatest scoring feat was re¬gistered Dec. 14, 1923, when he countedeleven field goals and two free throwsfor a total of 24 points against Earlhamcollege. Spradling has never been heldscoreless in 43 games, and only once hasbeen stopped without a field goal. Min¬nesota held the great star basketless lastseason, just after Spradling rejoined histeammates following his illness.Spradling is a native of Frankfort.Ind., and before coming to Purdue wasoutstanding as a high scorer in Indianahigh school basketball circles. His gra¬duation next June will make him sorelymissed when Lambert opens his nextcourt season, and it will take nothingshort of a super-star to dim the lusterof the marks he has achieved in threeyears at Purdue.PATRONIZE THEDAILY MAROON ADVERTISERSUNDERGRADUATEANDGRADUATE CO-EDSThe Chicago Tribune has a fewpositions open in its Want Ad de¬partment for university studentswhose schedules are so arranged thatthey have Saturday mornings or Fri¬day afternoons free.The work is interesting and re¬munerative, and should appeal to in¬telligent women who appreciatepleasant and refined surroundings.Experience is not necessary, as be¬ginners are given training in salespresentation, general advertisingprinciples, and voice culture.We have a number of graduates ofthe University of Chicago who de¬vote their entire time to this work,and 85% of the department haveattended universities, colleges orfinishing schools.If you are interested, please writea letter of application to the Man¬ager, Telephone Want Ad depart¬ment, Room 1015 Tribune Tower,giving complete details and whetheryou wish full time or part time em¬ployment. Only written applica¬tions will be given consideration.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 10, 1926■— —■- ~ ' ■' ■ '•=■= ■■ -L r.urr.— .s,:—The Open ClubsThese are the second and third of agroup of seven lists which arc being pub¬lished in The Daily Maroon to bring theopen clubs into contact until such stu¬dents as need them for an outlet of ex¬pression by making the activities of theopen clubs known.II. DEPARTMENTAL CLUBS^ WhistleTHE WHISTLE CLUB will hold acaucus Friday afternoon in the Ma¬roon office at 8:30. The Maroon,maybe, has a story about it. To re¬peat, anyhow, everybody who hascontributed at any time to the col¬umn is eligible to attend. We willjhave elections, discussions, and in¬troductions. To achieve a home-like Cercle Francais—Open to studentsatmosphere we have appointed a1 interested in French. Meetings everycommittee to inject some politics into i other Thursday. Dues, 50 cents,the organization. We promise faith- j President, Edward Carder Ames, 5659I Woodlawn avenue.Circolo Italiana—Open to those in-i terested in Italian. Meetings every| other Thursday. Dues, 50 cents.President, Beryl Beringer, 8131 South! Shore drive.Circulo Espanol—Open to studentsinterested in Spanish, who can give a' fifteen minute talk in that language,i Meetings every other week. Dues, $1j a quarter; $2.50 a year. President,j Yolanda Simez, 644 Custer street.Die Deutsche Gesellschaft—Open toI students having a slight knowledge offully to levy no dues.INTENTIONSOh, Mr. Terrible TurkPray tell me what to do—My boy chum oftHas made your line,And I would make it, too—But he is very clever,Alas for me, I’m not—He says the brightest things withease,While mine are not so hot— German. Meetings every other Fri-But I am bound to make the Club dav Dues. 50 cents. President,And thus, you see, I try—I want it not for pride or fameBut I must watch my guy!—Iris Margaret Vogel. 2200 North Californiaavenue.Eta Sigma Phi—Open to studentsof four years’ work in classics, or hav¬ing a B average in all classical work.Meetings every other Thursday. Dues,50 cents. President. Margaret J. No-FOR every one of us going to college statistics indicate that there are j vak. 4716 Drexcl boulevard,twenty-nine outside who are not.This is the time of the year when onefeels like making their group an evennumber! III. RACIAL CLUBSCULTURESez I to my room-mate, “Parlez-vousFrancais?”Sez my room-mate to me, “Huh?”Sez I, ‘‘Can you speak French?”Sez he, ‘‘Sure! Why?”—The Constant Sophomore British Empire Club—Open to stu¬dents at the University with Britishconnection. No dues. Contributionsasked to cover expense of social eve¬nings. President. H. O. Lloyd, 97Gates hall. Meets once a quarter.Chinese Students’ Club — Regularmembership open to Chinese studentsat the University. Associate member¬ship to other Chinese students. Meet¬ings once a month as announced.'Dues, 50 cents. President. C. C. Lao;address Chao-Ting Chi, Committee ofFriendly Relations, 5711 Marylandavenue.Current Events Discussion Group ofSESSUE Hayakawa, of the “thou¬sand burning kisses” fame, is report-]ed to have formerly been a student Iat the University. With names like Chinese Students in Chicago—Open tohis on the class roll call no wonder „ chinese students. Meetings everythe instructors were kicking for L weeks Dues> _>5 cents. Presi-higher salaries. J dent, Chao-Ting Chi. 5711 Marylandavenue.No, I Wont! Dunker Club—Open to members ofDear Turk: j Dull]<er church, persons of DunkerOld Solomon hasn t got anything stock friends of Dunker students, andon Atlas. That poor guy had a thou- \ wives of Dunker students. Meetingssand wives, but Atlas has got the | tNvice a qlIarter. i)ues, 50 cents; in¬whole world in his aims. I jtiation fee, 10 cents. President, C. O.—Little GirlP, S. (Personal)Leo:If you print this don’t tell Atlaswho I am, will you? Miller. 6047 Ellis avenue.Filipino Triangle Club — Activemembership open to Filipino studentsin the University; associate member¬ships to other Filipino students andstudents of other nationalities; honor-CHER1E insists that the much de- arv rnetnberships to members of thefined Platonic F. is among those youthink of as a blind date for yourgirl friends—they’re the ones whogo!AMONG the people we hate arethose who tell one how they are,when you ask them!ON CAUSESFor centuries martyric bloodHas flowed for noble causes.And for this blood, on holidays,The world, in reverence, pauses. .But there has bloomed a cause so lowThat we must all abhor itThe cause the modern girl giveswhenShe puts a “be” before it!—GeoC.Or a Belt In the Back!Sir:D’ye remember way back whenJerrems gave that «uit to McCarty?Well, I got the dope on it. It seemsthe tailor asked if he wanted a cuffon the trousers. And old Mac, hesaid, “Do you want a slap on thechin!”—Prudence ChurchSUE, Lumber Jack, C. S., yru areparticularly invited to come to Fri¬day’s convention. We’ve got someexplanations for you.—TERRIBLE TURK faculty and leading Filipinos at home.Meetings monthly. Dues, 50 cents.President, Jose M. Aruego, 840 E.57th street.m International Student Association—Open to all who are registered in theUniversity. Meetings as announced.Dues, 50 cents. President, H. Y. Cho,Gates hall.Interracial Discussion Group— < )pento all persons interested. Meetingsweekly. No dues. President, B. G.Cyrus.Japanese Student Christian Associa¬tion of North America, Chicago Chap¬ter—Open to all Japanese students inhigher schools in sympathy with theprinciples and ideals of the organiza¬tion. Meetings as announced. Dues,$1 a year. President, Tomonori Takei,5815 Maryland avenue.Japanese Students’ Club—Open toj any University student. Meetingsmonthly. Dues, 50 cents. President.Tadao Kawamura, 5757 Universityavenue.Korean Students’ Club—Open toKorean students registered in the Uni¬versity. Other students interested inKorean affairs eligible for honorarymembership. Meetings weekly. Dues,25 cents; initiation fee. $1. President,Hapsao Kim, 5736 Maryland avenue. Suggestion for Gentlemen withBlack Eyes: Use Snider’s KetchupBy Leo C. Rosenberg“O', impotence of mind in bodystrong”.—Milton.Messrs. Snider and Heinz have notas yet provided any serious competi¬tion to the surgeons of America,but one of their common productshas been adapted for a quaintly med¬icinal use. As Antony remarked,“lend an ear:”“Speed” Raysson, second placerin the 160 lb. wrestling class of theUniversity, returned from the sportcarnival last Thursday night withhis left optical organ shrouded inblack and dedicated to funeral cere¬monies—in other words he possesseda “shiner.” Raysson, being a rathercautious soul, desired to treat theclosed-for-the-night eye and askedthe expert advice of two of his erst¬while fraternity brothers at the TauDelta Phi house. These two diaboli¬cal imps resolved to emulate the atro¬cities of Peck’s Bad Boy at BrotherRaysson’s expense. With gravelooks they advised the lamb-like“Speed” to soak a pad of gauze insalt water and apply on the mid¬night colored optic. Raysson, like acherub being seduced into Hell, fol¬lowed the advice of these two Mach¬iavellian scoundrels and wentthrough the specified procedure. Justas he was about to apply the salt-watered pad one of the perpetratorswas smote by a terrific idea. “Speed” he cried, vainly attempt¬ing to refrain from laughter, “I’vegot just the thing for your black1eye!”A smile broke forth on Raysson’^Bvll-Montana-like features. “What?”he-queried, guileless as a babe.“Ketchup!” w’as the jubilant re¬ply.Our hero (Raysson) was stunned;then a wave of indignation sweptover him.“Hey!” he exclaimed angrily,“Don’t horse me.”“Speed!” the brother replied in ahurt tone. “You don’t think I’dkid you?”“Speed” surrendered.With a cry of victory the brotherrushed downstairs, grabbed a bottleof Catsup—brand unknown—off ;hepantry shelf, applied a generousamount of the preservative, anddashed back upstairs.In several minutes “Speed” his eyebandaged by a huge piece of gauzewhich reeked from an obnoxious hy¬brid odor of salt and Catsup, wentcalmly to bed.Just before he knew darkness hecalled softly: “Lee.”“Yep.”“Gee, my eye feels better already.”“Sure.”“Feels as it’s drawing . . . Greatstuff, this Ketchup, eh?”Allah be praised! What wouldour pugilists do without* Drs. Sniderand Heinz?Elect New OfficersFor Home Ec. ClubOfficers for next quarter will beelected by the Home Economics dubat a tea to be held tomorrow at 4:30in the north reception room of IdaNoyes hall. As this is the last meet¬ing of the quarter and an especiallyimportant one all members have beenrequested to he present. BIG TEN TRACKSTERSCOMPETE AT EVANSTONIN CONFERENCE MEETWant AdsLOST—Small, green-gold LadyElgin wrist-watch in Mandel HallWest dressing room, Thursday eve¬ning, March 4th; reward. HerbertaVan Pelt, 604.1 St. Lawrence Ave.;Midway 3304.WANTED—Unfurnished room andkitchenette, call Shaffer, Fairfax1139, after 7 p. m. (Continued from page 3)Hester in the sprints will be one ofthe bright stars which Michigan willpresent. 1 his lad won the 75-yardsprint at the Illinois relays a weekago and is certain to he a leadingthreat in this event. Other Wolver¬ines will he Callahan, Jung and Frc-burg, all good possibilities in tile 880and mile.Northwestern will base its hopes onBill Martin, its captain and star mid¬dle distance runner. He is expectedto make a strong bid in the quarterand half. Fred Just in the hurdlesand high jump will be one of Minne¬sota’s best bets.EXPERT TYPING: reasonable,prompt; Vin. 8662; Harrison 1114.E. Kahl.TYPEWRITERS — Bargains in;standard and portable machines, jMake an appointment. Tel. Midway1619 or Rand. 0052.W A N T E D—Typing by experi-jenced typist. Work done with speed iand accuracy. L. King, Fairfax 9755. iLOST—Small, green-gold, Lady:Elgin wrist-watch, in Mandel HallWell dressing room, Thursday eve- ]ning, March 4th; reward. Herberta;Van Pelt, 6043 St. Lawrence Ave., jMidway 3304. J. H. FINNEGANDRUGGISTWoodlawn Ave. at 55th St.CIGARS. 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