3 ft» H.1t 1'* m/jf*«v iji d§f f j*| | ,'TfTTTT^TJuniors willelect a presidenttomorrow fromthe three candi¬dates nominated. mmapVoi. 25 No. 86DR. MAXIMOWLEADS WAR ONTUBERCULOSISRenowned Anatomist StartsExperimental Workat UniversityTuberculosis—“the mystery diseaseof mankind” — faces a new attackwith the experimentation of Dr. Alex¬ander A. Maximow, renowed anato¬mist, who has taken up his work atthe Hull Medical Laboratories of theUniversity.Dr. Maximow, whose work duringpast years on tuberculosis has wonhim international fame, deserted hisexperimental work some time ago toconfine himself to technical researchand to the recording of his findings.Just recently he returned to hislaboratory work, and is now engagedin a new field of experimentationknown as tissue cultures.Explains ReasonsExplaining the methods and reas¬ons for his work, the savant declaresthat in his belief man has thus farfailed to rid the world of this cursebecause he has been unwilling totaking the living tissue from a rab-“start at the beginning,” “I ambit,” Dr. Maximow declares, “andafter separating it and keeping itgrowing, I take a culture of tuberclebacillae, and with a platinum wireinnoculatc the disease into the living,growing tissue.“The tissue and bacillae continueto grow, and I am able to study thedevelopment and interaction betweenthe two. This question of interac¬tion is the fundamental step. With¬out solving it, we can never progress.At this point we are able to studythe original and anatomical essentialsof the cells that build those tuber¬cles which appear in the tissue asthey do ia the diseased body.Take Month* of Work“Only a colossal amount of experi¬mentation will give us the desired re¬sults—the basis for progress. Thesource and action of the elements con¬cerned will furnish invaluable data.This work may take several months,hut after it is finished I hope that wemay have some highly worth whileresults.”Assistng the great Russian are Drs.William Bloom and Nicholas Popoff,both graduate students with theirdegrees of M. I). For the great partof his delicate work, Dr. Maximowcan trust no one but himself. Thisis one of the reasons why the experi¬ments will take so long to mature.Long hours of tedious work face(Continued on page 4) Dean Smith IsVictim of FluA third dean of the University felltemporary victim to the snow andbitterness, of winter when Dean T. V.Smith took to his bed with influenzalast Saturday night.“Although the case is not serious,every precaution is being taken tocheck its progress, and Dean Smithmay not return to his duties for an¬other week,” declares Dr. JamesRichard Greer, the physician in at¬tendance at the Smith residence onWoodlawn avenue. It has not beennecessary to remove the patient to ahospital.FRIARS SEARCHFOR NEW SONGSIssue Call to Campus SongWritersAll students of the University whohave written any songs or music areurged to present them on next Fridayafternoon at 4:30 in the ReynoldsClub theatre, according to Paul C.Cullom, Abbot of “Blackfriars.” Aninnovation is being introduced thisyear in this contest, which is not atryout for the annual show of “Black¬friars.” Any music, whether it is in¬tended for the show or not, is de¬sired.Although the presentation of this BEELEY STATESLOCAL JUSTICEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY MARCH 9, 1926NEEDS REVISIONUniversity Prof. MakesList of NecessaryChangesA critical survey of the unsentencedjail population of Chicago, made forthe first time by a University inves¬tigator. indicates that the hail systemhere and the whole system of crim¬inal justice administration needs dras¬tic revision, it is revealed in the re¬port of Dr. Arthur L. Beeley for histhesis in the school of social serviceadministration.The survey has led to an elaboratelist of recommendations which Dr.Beeley suggests may remedy some ofthe existing evils in the system.Bail Policy at FaultThat there are persons committedto jail tor failure to provide sureties,who might safely and easily be al¬lowed their freedom pending trial, Dr.Beeley says, is a fact which seemsfully established by his enquiry. As¬suming the validity of the investiga¬tional methods employed, and themore or less constant quality of theunsentenced jail population, the num¬ber of such persons is large enoughto warrant a drastic revision of theChicago bail policy, in' the interestsof justice and economy, he thinks.According to the technique and cri¬teria employed in the study, at least SessueHayakawa, Chicago Alumnus,Appears at Selwyn in New Playmusic will have no direct bearing on i 65 or about 28 per cent of the 225the selections of songs for the show,it is being held under the auspices of“Blackfriars” to get a general idea ofthe musical ability in the Universitythis year. All those who aspire tohave their compositions in the show,however, should take advantage of thisopportunity to present them.The judges who were chosen topass upon the plays submitted for“Blackfriars” met yesterday and de¬cided upon two of them. Accordingto precedent, Mr. Coleman, coach of cases selected at random, were need¬lessly imprisoned while awaiting finalcourt action.The unsentenced jail population(Continued on page 2) By Bill JostSessue Hayakawa, who once turn¬ed Ju Jitsu tricks over in Bartlettgym while a student in the Univer¬sity, shows all the necessary ges¬tures and tricks of a regulation col¬lege student at a club tea in his newplay “The White City” which hasjust come to his Alma Mater city atthe Selwyn theater.Shortly after leaving the Univer¬sity Mr. Hayakawa became famouson the silver sheet where he enjoyedthe popularity of the army of Amer¬ican theatre-goers. Thus it is a raretreat to see in person an actor whomthe cinema clientele has not hadsight of for several years.Play Has Oriental TouchThe play is about Oriental intri¬gue, opium dens—called love citiesin China—and has a London draw¬ing room scene. Mr. Hayakawa asa wealthy, unscrupulous proprietorof a den, habitually frequented byEnglish and American tourists ofhigh society, shuffles his way in gor¬ geous, sumptuous robes of an opiumking in China, and*as the Manchuprince in English society, he wooesthe wife of his wealthy drug client.In both characterizations Mr.Hayakawa gives evidence of hiswestern stamp and the polished re¬finement of his elected abode, assist¬ed no doubt by his attendance atthe University. Mr. Hayakawa isthoroughly acclimatized to Americanmodes and manners. In the secondact he is not unlike the Count of(Continued on page 2) JUNIORS SELECTCANDIDATES FORVACANT OFFICENominate Gubbins, Jackson,Keutzer and Howefor PresidentDekes Victims ofDeluge; This IsHow It HappenedMODERN COLLEGEWOMAN NOT IN ITWITH CINDERELLAWomen’s heads may be growing inthe production, will decide the winner j size, but their feet are" not. Such issoon. j the opinion expressed by Miss JanePLAY FROM SIBELIUS,MOZART AND WAGNERIN CONCERT PROGRAMINSTALL OFFICERS ATY. W. FRIENDSHIPBANQUETThe last big function of this year’sadministration of Y. W. C. A. willhe the annual Friendship dinner totake place tomorrow at 6 in the sun-parlor of Ida Noyes hall. At thisbanquet the officers for the comingyear will be installed, and the newcabinet will be announced.In former years the dinner hasbeen held in either the refectory or inthe gymnasium. The menu for thedinner, which will be served cafteriastyle, will be as follows: meat loaf,mashed potatoes, pickles, rolls andhot cross buns, ice cream, cake andcoffee.Tickets for the dinner may be ob¬tained for fifty cents from the mem¬bers of Emily Sedlacek’s or DorothyDenton's committees. Tickets mayalso be procured from Alice Wiles inFoster hall; Winifred Williams inGreen hall; Elizabeth Taylor inGreenwood hall; Virginia Park inKenwood hall, and in the Y. W. C.A. office. According to Jeanette Hay¬ward, social chairman, about one hun¬dred and fifty women are expectedto attend the dinner, since this is oneof the rare occasions when all mem¬bers of the organization can get to¬gether. Selections from symphonies byWolf Ferrari, Mozart, Scriabin, Wag¬ner, and Sibelius will be includedin the program of the Chicago Sym-phoney Orchestra concert today at4:15 in Mandel hall.Preceding the concert Mr. MackEvans, director of music and l di¬versity choir leader, will give a lec¬ture recital on the program at 3:i5in the Mitchell Tower music room.The University Orchestral Assooeia-tion will offer several concerts in thenear future. Gitta Gradova, pianistwill give a recital on April 6, follow¬ed on April 20 by another concertby the Chicago Symphony Orchestra.The program is as follows:Overture to “The Secret of Susanne”Wolf Ferrari{Symphony, G Minor (Kochel 550)MozartSymphon No. 3, C Minor, Opus 43(The Divine PoemScriabin“Voices of the Forest,” from Sieg¬fried” ...WagnerTone from “Finlandia” opus 26,No. 1 Sibelius Gowd, an instructor in the PhysicalCulture department at the Universityof Washington.Appearances have been deceiving,according to Miss Gowd, as the mod¬ern sports oxford makes one’s feetWhat’s On Today look larger than they really are.Women are growing more sensible,she continues, by choosing shoes thatare not too small for them. Theywill not suffer for vanity’s sake, par¬ticularly the modern college girl, whohas far surpassed her Chinese sisterin the choice of shoes for comfort.Recently large eastern shoe manu¬facturers announced that the moderntrend in footwear tor women was tohave larger sizes and clumsier shoes.Women's ankles and feet have beenincreasing in size steadily for the pastfew years, the dealers have an¬nounced. Miss Gowd made the abovestatements when she heard the deal¬ers’ announcement. BY “BULL” DURHAMStrange things have been happen¬ing at the Deke House. Students ontheir way to eight o’cVicks this morn¬ing were halted in front of 5715 Wood-lawn avenue by a watery sheet of icewhich extended from thfi front of thehouse to the middle of the street,leaving no possible means of gettingpast other than crossing the street.This situation was the cause ofmuch excited comment and conjec¬ture on campus yesterday. Noneseemed to know just what had hap¬pened to cause this piedmont glacierwhich had its source in the house ofone of our better known fraternities.It was rumored wildly that the Dekes,being naturally a hot crowd, had be¬come overheated and had been obligedto call the fire department, who wereresponsible for the water. Other per->ons, more conservative, stated thatJohn Deke had fallen asleep in thebathtub with the water turned on. Itwas thought by others that the Dekeswere merely, in the absence of snow,attempting to create a winter atmos¬phere so as to justify a few moreweeks’ wear for their big bearskins.Well, as a matter of fact, a watermain broke. ENGLISH CLASSGIVES DRAMAChoose “The Stranger” asTypical Early PlayAndria Taylor as Mrs. Hallar, LeoStone as the Stranger, and LelandNeff as Baron Steinfort will havethe leading roles in “The Stranger,”the drama Dr. Napier Wilt’s class inearly American drama will presentFriday night in the Reynolds clubtheatre. Madelyn Hirsh will playthe Countess; Cathryn Baum, Char¬lotte; Paul Cullom, Count Wintersen;Edward Aleshire, Mr. Solomon; FredBager, Francis; Phil MacDonald,Peter; and Lester Brill, Tobias.“The Stranger’ is a dyed-in-theblood melodrama, according to RalphJ. Helperin, student manager of theproduction. The cast will give aburlesque of the story, that of thereturn and repentance of an erringwife who has deserted her husbandand children. Her pathetic agonywhen she feels she is forgotten andshe cannot declare herself, has manytimes been echoed in earlier playsand stories of which “East Lynne,”another great success of the sameperiod, is a fair example.Contrary to a previous statementin The Daily Maroon, the play willbe open to the public.FIVE HUNDRED COMEHERE FOR MIDWESTTUBERCULAR MEET Elections for a new president of theJunior class will be held in chapel to¬morrow', when the Juniors meet fortheir weekly devotional exercises.The vacancy in the executive depart¬ment of the class came about severalweeks ago when George Wicmer,president of the class, was forced toreturn home, on account of illness inhis family.Wiemer was elected president ofthe class last fall. He belongs toSigma Nu fraternity and took hisplace in campus activities with greatsuccess. Since his departure the highoffice that he held has been filled byEllen McCracken temporarily. Theelection tomorrow will choose a pres¬ident for the remainder of the year.•Candidates for this election werechosen by petition. Petitioning closedat nine o’clock last evening with Jo¬seph Gubbins, Robert Jackson, ClydeKeutzer and John Howe on the list.These men were chosen by petition,as the Undergraduate Council be¬lieved that quick action was neededto install the new president of theclass, and that this method was theshortest, and perhaps the fairest way.Balloting will take place in chapelWednesday, after the services. EllenMcCracken, president p*ro tem, willtake charge of the meeting, and thevoting will be on secret written bal¬lots.Phi Beta KappaNames Eight toWear Honor KeyHOLD FINAL LENTENSERVICE TOMORROWThe last Lenten service, final Ves¬per service of the quarter will beheld by tomorrow at 4 in the Y. W.room of Ida Noyes hall. Dr. PaulW. Gilkey of the Hyde Park Baptistchurch will conduct the services, hissubject being “Spiritual Values In aMaterialistic Age.”Following the services at 5, teaSpeakers club, Reynolds clubhouse, J will be served by members of the7, “Is Democracy a Failure?”Graduate Classical club, Classics20, at 8, “Topics in the History andCivilization of Ancient Megra,” Dr.E. L. Highbarger, Northwestern uni¬versity.Radio lecture, from Mitchell Tower,through Station WMAQ at 9. As¬sistant Prof. Arthur L. Beeley willspeak on “The Bail System in Chi¬cago.” second cabinet of Y. W. C. A. Anunusual feature of the tea will beviolin selections played by EdouardaWilliams. Immediately followingthe tea will come the annual Friend¬ship dinner at 6 in the sun parlor ofthe hall. “We hope that a large num¬ber will turn out to both of theseaffairs, since they have been ar¬ranged so conveniently, and sincethey are the last ones of the quar¬ter” said Frances Campbell, who isin charge of the tea. INAUGURATE W. A. A.HEADS TONIGHTAT DINNERNewly elected W. A. A. officerswill be installed tonight at 5:30 inthe theatre of Ida Noyes hall. Abanquet will follow the ceremony, ashas been the custom in former years.At this time Frances Lawton will beinstalled as president; Eleanor Wil¬kins as vice president; Polly Amesas secretary; and Marjorie Burrellas treasurer. These women havebeen prominent in the organization’sw'ork for the past year, servingeither as officers or as hoard mem¬bers.Immediately after the installationceremony, the women will adjournto the sun parlor for dinner. Alimited number of tickets is left, andMarie Remmert, who is in charge ofthe affair, has urged that these beprocured this morning. A desk hasbeen placed in the foyer of Ida No¬yes hall for that purpose.The next function of the organiza¬tion will be the basketball dinnerto be held Friday night. AdelaideAmes, board representative for bas¬ketball is in charge of arrange¬ments. The honor team will playthe alumnae following the dinner,which will be open to all compuswomen, instead of being restrictedto basketball players. Five hundred men and women fromthe Middle West have congregated atthe University for the annual conven¬tion of the Regional Institute for Tu¬berculosis Workers. Dr. Philip P.Jacobs of the National TuberculosisAssociation of New York is chairmanof the conference.At yesterday’s session, the first ofa two weeks’ series of meetings, heldin Mandel hall, the most importantproblem undertaken by the body wasthe consideration of educational meth¬ods. Among the speakers were Ber¬nard C. Roloff, executive of the Illi¬nois Social Hygiene League; MissJane Hufford of the Chicago Tuber¬culosis Institute, and S. J. Clunken-Dark. editorial writer of the ChicagoEvening Post.Beginning at 9:30 this morning, to¬day’s session deals with the methodsof verbal attack, such as lectures,mass meetings, posters, circulars andillustrations.The convention closes Saturday,March 20. Two Juniors and six Seniors wereelected to Phi Beta Kappa at the lastmeeting of the executive board of thatorganization last Friday. They will beinitiated at a meeting of the society onMonday, March 15. at four o’clock.The successful candidates are: MayBurunjik and V. Frank Coe, Juniors;and Frieda Backmann, Edwin J. De-Costa, Wilton Marion Krogman, Wil¬liam Charles Krumbein, Marjorie Ol¬son, and May Yeoman, Seniors.The elections were announced lateyesterday by Gladys Walker, Secre¬tary, through the office of the Univer¬sity Recorder. The two Juniors wereespecially complimented in the report,as third year men must have an espe¬cially fine record to gain admission.The number of seniors elected tothe honorary fraternity comparesfavorably with the election of pastyears for the Winter quarter.Initiation into the order will takeplace next Monday. At this timethe newly elected members will beofficially recognized and may thenwear the key which signifies theirsingular scholastic attainment.Anderson Aghast!Duofold DisappearsUsing his $7.50 Duofold fountainpen as a gavel, Charles Anderson,president of the Undergraduatecouncil, called' th« last meeting ofthat body to order. At the close ofthe meeting the fountain pen wasmissing.Anderson reports that he intendsto refer the matter to the Honorcommission. “That such a thingcould happen in a meeting of ouraugust body,” said Anderson, “is un¬thinkable, but true! I burn with in¬dignation!” I. S. A. HEARS PEACEMOVEMENT LEADERMrs. C. Ramondt-Hirschmann ofHolland, a leader in the movement forinternational peace, will speak on “Of¬ficial and Unofficial Peace Work” atan open meeting of I. S. A., Fridayat 8, in the library of Ida Noyes hall.Mrs. Ramondt-Hirschmann has beenactive in the peace cause since 1914,and has since taken part in the Wom¬an’s Congress at the Hague in 1915,and served as president of the DutchSection of the Women’s InternationalLeague for Peace and Freedom.She has attended all the W. I. L.congresses and organized two of themand has been secretary of the board.The rest of the program of the eve¬ning will include Ciena Landaquri inpiano and vocal solos, readings byIsabel Atwell, and mandolin solos byPauline Shadko.»r T’WTW^T':,,r''*Page TwoUty? Satin MaroonFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER 0» THE UNIVBR8ITT OP CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Antonin,Winter and Spring quarters by The Dtlly Maroon Company. Subscription rates:WOO per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13.1900. under the act of March 3. 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE. ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 5522. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion in its columns on allsubjects of student interest. Contributors must sign their fml nsmes to commnnlca-ttons. but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorAllen Heald, EditorONE SUGGESTION FOR THE DRAMATSBy An Observer/ ISHE Dramatic association prospers now as it never did before.It is better organized and its shows are better attended. Butits shows are not the drawing-card they might be. Too often oneattends them because attendance is the thing—not because he wantsto see them.Analyzing this problem, we must consider, first, the competitiondowntown. The season s best plays come to Chicago from NewYork; amateurs have a tough job. But the University has com¬petent actors, and adequate facilities for production. The profes¬sional stage is not far ahead of us there. The difficulty then, must belargely in the selection of plays. A good three-act play by a pro¬fessional playwright, or a musical show depending not on plot buton songs, dancing, and cleverness of detail, makes a real appeal tothe student. But when amateur plays are produced, the public be¬comes indifferent. Amateur plays seldom contain good character-izaiton. The amateur playwright is apt to build his story wholly onone striking incident, and pay no attention to the characters enact¬ing the incident. Character should dominate plot; in amateur writ¬ing, action tends to dominate character, and the situation is unreal.To insure popularity for college dramatics, I recommend pro¬fessional plays.(This suggestion obviously does not apply to musical produc¬tions. Its aim is to increase voluntary patronage of campus produc¬tions, and to base that patronage on exactly the same appeal whichprofessional productions strive to obtain.)MAKING STUDENTS WORKA T the New Hampshire State College a plan has been instituted■*- whereby students will be.forced to spend fifty hours each weekin class preparation in order to fulfill the requiremnets for a degree.Is such a requirement necessary in a univrsity by normal stu¬dents? Do students need to be threatened in order to make themfulfill course requirements?We know through psychological experiments that certain in¬dividuals are able to perform twice as much work as others in thesame length of time. And even if all persons could work at a uni¬form rate of speed normally, certain of these persons would findsome means of wasting time just as effectively as they do when leftto their own devices. THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 9, 1926thing that a man really likes best.“Salesmanship consists of sellingyourself,” he stated. “The salesmanhas his goods to promote, but theprimary necessity is selling himself,in order to get the orders. Don’tthink the boss is going to push youif you don’t push yourself.”Seven out of the ten headlines ap¬pearing on the front page of thevenerable and high-toned Yale DailyNews;UNDEFEATED YALE SWIMMERSOVERCOME PRINCETON 39-22IN FIRST ENCOUNTERGRADUATE DIRECTOR OFATHLETICS TO RETIREMATALENE RETAINS HOLIXON HIGH POINT RECORDDARTMOUTH REPEATSVICTORY OVER YALEHARVARD SIX DEFEATSYALE 2 TO 0 ON ICECOLUMBIA SWORDMEN BEATBLUE FENCING TEAM 9 TO 8NOMINATIONS FOR CREWCOMPETITION OPEN TODAYSESSUE HAY AKA WATO APPEAR AT SELWYN(Continued from page 1)Monte Cristo, while as the king ofThe Love City, he is all that ourimagination pictured any Mandarinof Fu-Manehu.Unearthed PlayMr. Hayakawa unearthed the playwhile touring in Europe. It had“gone over big” in Vienna. So theex-movie idol purchased it andbrought it to his alma mater town.He is expected on campus soonto grapple with the Bartlett wrest¬lers perhaps, and to recall his col¬lege days.The play was written by Baehwitz,a German playwright, who has pro¬duced a great many pieces for theEuropean stage, but comparativelyfew for the States.Sessue Hayukaaw is the secondstudent at the university to becomevery popular on the American stage.A few years ago Milton Sills tookthe silver sheet with a storm of ap¬plause. He has not yet deserted thecinema for the stage.A HIGH CLASSSERVICEREASONABLYPRICED.S. Feinstein,Opt. D.OPTOMETRIST-OPTICIAN1132 East 55th StreetDANCE PROGRAMSJEWELRY • STATIONERY BEELEY STATES LOCALJUSTICE NEEDSREVISION(Continued frdm page 1)was found to be made up largely ofvoung men, most of whom are white,native born and single. Ordinarily,the investigator reports, about two-thirds of them are under 31 years ofage, and from about one-third to one-half are under 21. Most of these per¬sons are charged with feloniouscrimes, although the municipal courtof Chicago, without final jurisdictionin felony cases, makes a final dispo¬sition in a considerable proportion ofthe cases.These prisoners are not transients,Dr. Beeley declares. According toseveral samples taken within the lasttwo years, about 90 per cent of theunsentenced population at any onetime are persons, who at the time ofthe arrest, have lived in Chicago overone year. Almost two-fhirds of thosein the sample studied intensively hadlived in Chicago over five years, andabout one-third were born and badlived here all their lives.Many “First-timers”Tin assumption that the unsen¬tenced jail prisoner is usually an ha¬bitual offender or “jail bird” is calleda fallacy by Dr. Beeley. While in thesample studied, about 61 per cent ofthe defendants had local records ofprevious arraignments, only aboutone-half of them had a local record ofprevious convictions. Still fewer,about 25 per cent, had ever been sen¬tenced to imprisonment.To a surprising extent the unsen¬tenced jail prisoner has good refer¬ences at his command. Dr. Beeleyfound. They were usually employers,physicians, ministers, social workers, shop keepers, etc.Some AddictsAbout 10 per cent of the personsstudied were chronic alcoholics, pros¬titutes and drug addicts.Inefficient methods of administer¬ing criminal justice in Chicago have Ibroken down the bail system at sev¬eral critical points, according to hisfindings. that under the present system obvi¬ously dependable persons are need¬lessly committed to jail, while manyothers, just as obviously undependable,are granted a conditional release andnever return for trial. The failure ofthe nail system, Beeley points out, issymptomatic of other perhaps morefundamental disorders of the entirelie discovered,- the report reveals,1 system.THE WINDERMERE PHARMACY1636 EAST 56th STREETIS NOW OWNED BY THE WINDERMERE HOTELCOMPANYThe store has been completely restocked and now carrieseverything to be found in any first class Pharmacy.YOU will find here a wonderful stock of French and Amer¬ican toilet Accessories to choose from.Carefulness and ACCURACY is the motto of our PRE¬SCRIPTION Department.EACH and EVERY PRESCRIPTION is rechecked byFOUR REGITERED Drug clerks before leaving our Pre¬scription case.(NO LIQUORS CARRIED IN OUR STORE)We carry a large stock of candy such as WHITMANS.JOHNSTONS. NORRIS, PARK and TILFORDS, MUL-LANES, SAYLOR of California, etc.We serve DELICIOUS Luncheons and Sandwiches at ourFountain from 7 A. M. to 12 P. M.Phone Hyde Park 4760 for Prompt Delivery.WE ARE NO FARTHER FROM YOU THAN YOUR PHWe Are No Farther From You Than Your PhoneWe would be pleased to serve you.THE WINDERMERE PHARMACYF. A. PATTISON, R Ph.56th and Cornell CHICAGOThatfiner flavorof Lucky Strikes makes for them anever-increasing host of friends.Becauseitfe toastedDespite these requirements, students will ultimately expend asmuch energy as their inclination or their conscience dictates, andsurely no amount of urging or even proctoring will effect any radicalchange in their natures. Designed and Produced ByThe FRATERNITY Shop14 W. WASH. ST. CHICAGO, ILL.THE SCHOOLS AND COLLEGESFOUR students at Columbia university achieve a sort of Parnassus,and are recognized acordingly in The Columbia Spectator:Four of Columbia’s literary stu¬dents are to be honored by the com¬pilers of an anthology of intercol¬legiate verse, by having work pub¬lished in Morningside during thepast year chosen for publication.Miss Madge Turner of Barnard hasalso had one of her stories selectedfor publication in the book as an ex¬ample of the type of literature whichrepresents the fiction of such a Cam¬pus publication as Morningside.Contribution to the collegian s fund of knowledge, or techniqueof living, by a lecturer at the University of Illinois, as recorded inThe Daily Illini:“All theories of management, andtraining for management in collegeor out, simmer down to the questionof the ability to handle people,” wasthe conviction of Archer Wall Doug¬las, in his concluding lecture yester¬day afternoon, on the subject of“The College Man and His Job.”“The man of an analytic turn ofmind should choose accountancy ofa like subject as his profession,”said Mr. Douglas. Likewise a tech¬nical nature should turn to electricallines, or merchandising. He advisedself analysis, and the pursuit of the the hidden flavors of the world’sfinest tobaccos are developed. Ofover 200 brands, Lucky Strikes are-the only cigarettes offering this cost¬ly, extra process. That’s whyLuckies'taste so goodChoose All-Confer¬ence 1926 BasketballSquad today. The Daily SPORTS Maroon Watch for the DailyMaroon’s All CampusCage team.* Tuesday Morning or ui\ i o March 9, 1926CHOOSE ALL-CONFERENCE CAGE SQUADElect “Hank” Sackett 1927 Basket Leader SPRADLING, BECKNER ARE FORWARDSON “DAILY MAROON” MYTHICAL FIVE;HOERGER ONLY MIDWAYITE ON TEAMPHI SIGS DEFEATDELTA SIGMA PHIFOR THIRD PLACE"Sigma Omicron for “B”League Title DAILY MAROON ALL-CONFERENCE FIVEFir«t Team Second Team Third TeamR.F.—Spradling, Pur.L.F.—Beckner, IndianaC.—Cunningham, O. S.R.G.—Hoerger, Chi.L.G.—McConnell, Iowa Behr, WisconsinRasey, MinnesotaDoyle, MichiganHaines, IllinoisSponsler, Indiana Krueger, IndianaChambers, MichiganAlyea, ChicagoWilcox, PurdueChristman, Northwest. Award Letters toNine; Six MajorAnd Three MinorOutclassing the Delta Sigs in all de¬partments of the game, the Phi SigmaDelta "A” basketball team won, 26 to14, and thereby annexed third placein* intramural standings. This putsthe Delta Sigs in fourth place.Preiss StarsHarold Preiss starred for the vie*lors. Jumping into the play at thebeginning of the contest, he scoredThe initial basket. Then he bewil¬dered the Delta Sigs with basket afterbasket, with a few free throws andscores by his teammates to vary themonotony of the game. The Phi Sigsled throughout the tilt, leading at the Ubyssey”Denounces Proposal toIntroduce Football Into CanadaNotwithstanding the widely-adver¬tised exploits of Red Grange, GeorgeWilson, Swede Oberlander, and thenumerous other athletes whose famewas horn on the gridiron, and thedeluge of shekels which pour into thestadiums of United States’ universitiesduring the fall, the Ubyssey. campuspress organ of the University of Brit¬ish Columbia, goes on record as de¬nouncing violently and vehementlythe proposal to introduce the greathalf by the score of 18 to 9. just doub- | au\um” pastime in that school,ling the count of the losers.At half time Preiss had four basketsand two free throws to his credit.Then he seemed to slow down. In->tead of trying for points himself, hefed the ball to his teammates, whowere not so "successful as he but whowere still good enough to keep theirlead and win. As it was. he made onemore field goal before the final whistleblew.Guarding a FeatureBarnes scintillated for the loserswith three baskets to his credit. Farisand Gray also played good games.The guarding of the Phi Sigs was thefeature of the game. Zolla and ( ap-low aided in the Phi Sig victory to agreat extent.Sigma Nu WinsIn the closest game of the evening splay, Sigma Nu beat out Tau SigmaOmricon. 12-<>. With but one minuteto play and the score 10-9 in favorof Sigma Nu. the losers made fren-. zied efforts to tie or win, but failed. ;Shcrwin made all 12 points for the:victors while Rosenthal starred for theT-S-O’s. This win gives the “B‘ jchampionship to the Sigma Nu squad,with Tau Sigma Ontricon second, bythe margin of the few points that de¬cided the contest.Phi Sig Ponies RepeatThe Phi Sig Ponies won their matchfor third place in the “B” league bythe score of 25 to 5, making it a bignight for the Phi Sigs. I he game wasone-sided, the Phi Sigs leading theZeta Beta Tans all the way.Fingold starred for the winnerswith five baskets and two free throws.He simply ran rings around the weakZebe team. The only player of meriton the whole losing sqnad was Kirsh-heimer, who scored the only basketfor the losers.■ERNST-ROOILK-•5609 HARPER-/WE-• PHONE; HyDE-P ARK-8262-■fWisr-moTOGRflprm \nd the reasons which it enumer¬ates for its clearly defined stand areinteresting. The Ubyssey expresses afear that English rugby—“just as gooda game as American football”—wouldbe sapped of both players and sup¬porters. "and our high position in theprovince in both these sports wouldbe destroyed.But the most scathing and bitingcriticism of football the Canadianschool paper makes is: "We object tothe introduction of the sport, becauseit would cause this University to com¬pete in a game around which hasgrown up many of the worst featuresof American college life. Outstand¬ing amongst these is a stress of thephysical and the temporary over theintellectual and the permanent. Thusthere is a tendency to exploit brawn,produce mentally unequipped gladia¬tors, and shower honor and rewardupon the successful coach rather thanthe successful professor . . . thereforewe consider the suggestion as palpa¬ble ridiculous.” Delta Sigma WinsFree Throw MeetDelta Sigma Phi took homeboth the team average cup andthe individual high point medalwhen it won the Intra-muralFree Throwing contest, thescores of which will be sent in todecide the Conference champion¬ship.The team average was 37. Sig¬ma Nu followed close behind butGray’s high score of the meetaided the winners to keep theirlead. The individual high scorewent to Gray, of Delta Sigma Phiwho scored 42 out of a possible50.This is the first year of com¬petition in this sport at this Uni¬versity, and it is expected thatfurther meets will be conductedhere, considering how successfulthe present meet has been.MEDALS READY FORI-M WINNERS ATINTRAMURAL OFFICE\Jne largest sellingquality pencilthe worldBuyadozen Superlative in quality,the world-famousVENUSPENCILSgive best service andlongest wear.Plain end*, per doz. $1.00Rubber end*, per doz. 1.20oAt all dealer*American Lead Pencil Co.220 Fifth Are., N.Y. All of the gold, silver and bronzemedalettes which have been awardedto Intramural athletes during thewinter are now ready for distribution.Individual winners of first, second andthird places in the several sportswhich have been held during the lastquarter are requested to call for theirawards at the Intramural Departmentheadquarters on the top floor of Bart¬lett Gymnasium, sometime betweenthe hours of two and three, eitherthis afternoon or Wednesday.At the same time, the organizationwinners of the final "B” league andthird place winners of both “A" and“B” league cage games, played lastevening, may secure their cups. Allother organization awards were made jat the Carnival last Thursday eveningwhen Mr. Stagg presented thetrophies for the winter quarter.If the organizations so desire, theymay appoint one man to get all ofthe awards for the members of thatorganization. LOCALS DEFEATILL1NI TANKMENThe fighting Indians returned tothe greens of the Illini with trailingcolors after receiving a stinging de¬feat at the hands of the Maroonmermen. The afternoon dual meetended 42 to 27 with the local nata-tors controlling the docks. This isthe third dual victory of the seasonfor MacGillivray men.The Chicago swimmers were attheir best, looking forward to finish¬ing the season with a victory, thusmaking up the time lost in the dire¬ful defeats obtained in the eaiTierdual meets. Captain Ed. Noyes wonboth the forty and century eventswith ease with Harry Rittenhousctaking seconds. Favorable time wasmade by Noyes.K. Mygdal did some mighty sprint¬ing in the breastroke event andcame in just ahead of Diamond.Mygdal’s time of 51:3 is one of thefastest for the season and stands achance of placing in the Conferencemeets which are being held the 12thand 13th of this month. The con¬ference meeting is to be held at AnnArbor, Michigan. In the dives Wild¬er bowed to Captain O’Brian of the “Hank” Sackett, two years for¬ward on the basketball team, waselected captain of the 1927 quintetat a meeting held Friday. At thisgathering Coach Norgren also an¬nounced the awarding of the basket¬ball “C’s.”Defensive ForwardSackett is also the chairman ofthe National Interscholastic Basket¬ball tournament to be held at Bart¬lett the last of this month. He Isa junior, and a member of the PhiKappa Psi fraternity. He played re¬gularly at right forward this sea¬son, while in 1925 he played inter¬mittently as a substitute. He fittedin well with Norgren’s style of playdistinguishing himself as a strongdefensive forward while he alsoshowed an accurate eye on longshots.Six men were given major “C’s,”three, old English “C’s.” Of themajor “C” men, five were awardedtheir letters for the first time. Cap¬tain Alyea has won his letter forthree years, while Henry Sackett,Walter Marks, John McDonough,Charles Hoerger, and TheodoreZimmerman are new awards. Thethree players who received minorawards were William Mcklind, BoMcConnel, and L. Farwell.Prospects BrightNext season’s prospects are brightfor all these players will be back-next year, with the exception ofCaptain Alyea whose graduation willleave a big gap in the center posi¬tion. Sackett and Marks are jun¬iors, while the rest are sophomores. Cunningham, McConnell Get Center, Guard Positions;Alyea Makes Center On Third Squad; IsOnly Other Maroon PickedIllini hut graced the score with aplacer ahead of his teammate EddyFellinger.All in all, seven firsts were takenand numerous seconds and thirdswhich talk well for the way theswim team picked up since their lastdefeat at the hands of Wisconsin.The polo team outscored the Cham¬paign crew 5 to 1 in a fast exhibitionof the new- splash game. CaptainI'etrolowitz with Hall, Howe, White,Krough, Gordon, Greenberg and Jeli-nek kept the hostile poloers at bayand finished the affair without theclose score expected. The gamestarted out as if it would be a merrybattle, but once the Maroon machinegot under way, the baskets weremade in regular succession. By Irving GoodmanNo basketball season is completewithout an All-Conference team. Ittherefore becomes our odious but in¬escapable duty to sort out the out¬standing performers from the me¬diocre ones and concoct the former :ipto some sort of combination that |will be the best defensively and of¬fensively that the feverish 1926 sea-1son has produced.Forwards ChosenFor one forward we unhesitatingly |choose Capt. George Spradling of'Purdue as slick a dribbler as everdribbled a dribble on anyman’s floor, jSprad was a fatal long shot and oncehe broke loose on his famous drib¬bling—under the basket short shots |—you could swear to its being a |basket. Ask Hoerger, he knows.For a running mate to the shifty |Spradling, we pick the stocky Beek-ner of Indiana. In Indiana they use 'basketballs for rattles and its seemsthat Beckner learned how to niani-1pulate his rattle to perfection.Beckner is one of the high scorersof the Big Ten, as deadly as one Jcan possibly be and one of the tricki-!est dribblers in the game. His style jreminds one of Rollie Williams.Practically every man on the Hoos-ier squad was of All-Conferencecaliber but Beckner gets the call be¬cause of his consistency.Many OthersThat’s not saying that there were not plenty of other good forwardsin the Big Ten, for Behr of Wis¬consin and “Black” Rasey of Minne¬sota were two expert forwards withunerring eyes for the basket. Krue¬ger of Indiana, Chambers of Michi¬gan, Daugherity of Illinois, VanDeusen and the sensational Phillipsof Iowa were other track forwardswho had to be left off the first teambecause there is only room for two.Moon Baker of Northwestern mighthave been chosen, hut ineligibityspoiled his chances.The topoff position was a difficultone to pick this year, for there wasno real star like Carney. GiantCookie Cunningham is chosen be¬cause of his experience, eye for thebasket, height, and mainly becausethere weren’t any better ones.(Continued on page 4)HUSK” O’HAREPATRONIZE THEDAILY MAROON ADVERTISERS** +<DBK—Jm Official CollegeFEATERNITYeJewelryBadges-Rings-NoveltiesWARREN PIPER & CO.31 V. STATE ST.THE FROUC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenre and 55th St. Surell’s Beauty Shop1451 E. 57th StreetFairfax 2007Expert beauty work in all branchesOpen Tues., Thurs., and Fri. Eves. J. H. 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At last, no doubt,we have the explanation for somany of our collegiates going with¬out hats!The Poor Egg!Dear Turkie:Your little Whistlers are too cutewith their Nursery Rhymes. Trythis:Humpty Dumpty in a cab sat,Humpty Dumpty had been on a bat.All of his brothers (the driver hassaid)Were needed to put our youngHumpty to bed! —AtlasA Platonic Friend, says VirginGin, is one you take to your formaland maybe he asks you to go to hisand then MAYBE HE DOESN’T.Please, Please! Send Us ThatDiagram !!Sir:Many times there are dire effectsof telling people about the Whistle iClub. She came to me with a pieceof paper in her hand. On it was iwritten:Turk—Would you call a fair col¬lector a conductor? Then wouldyou call a fair collector carrying a jpost a column conductor?“That’s a joke,” she explained.“I’m trying to send it to the Whis¬tle.”“Interesting, if true,” I replied,“But you mean a fare collector.”“No, I don’t. I mean a fair col¬lector.”“A fair collector of what?” Iasked.“Oh, there are collectors of every¬thing. Flunk notices, library slips,Sunset menus, first editions, beerbottle tops.”“But I never heard of a collectorof posts.”“Of course you never did. That’sthe joke.”“What joke?”Herewith she drew me a diagramof her joke, which resembled thestage settings for “Gas,” and toldme I was too dumb to appreciate hersubtlety, which is always her lastresort.Yours,The MonsterCOCOANUT GROVE REFLECTIONSThere are certain times in a fellow’s j lifeWhen his soul is uplifted to heights.Take the time he first kisses theone that he lovesOr the first times he stays out latenights.But the great exaltation—the mo¬ment that putsAll his worries and troubles toroute—Is the moment he’s told that thechop-suey spotIn his cream-colored suit will coneout! —GeoGWell, Weren’t We?| Turk:You are a prize politician. Chi¬cago will be proud of you. 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His guarding and skillful pass¬ing were one of the features of theMaroon team this year, but if he hadmade a small fraction of the shotshe missed, Chicago would be upamong the leaders. Babe just hadtough luck in his shooting. Cramerof Purdue and the sophomore starFisher of Northwestern, of Fargo,N. D., were the other good centersin the conference.Many Guard*When we come to the guards, acurious situation faces us. RedCherry and “Battering Bo” Molendaprobably two of the cleverest guardsof the season had to be left off be¬cause of ineligibility. Ineligible menare of no more worth to a team thanlast year’s championship team thatgraduated. Molenda was an All-American forward two years agowhen he played with NorthwesternHigh of Detroit. Cherry was a three:year veteran who was an all-confer¬ence choice last year.Now come the eligibles. Capt.McConnell of Iowa was the bestguard in the Big Ten holding hisman to a minimum of baskets inevery game. He held Baker andAlyea of Chicago scoreless, McCon¬nell also was a spectacular long shotand came through with timely bas¬kets when they were most needed.For a co-partner, Chuck Hoerger,the powerful Maroon guard is giventhe call, for his hard, tight guarding and his marvelous long buckets. Hepractically defeated Ohio State sin¬gle handed with three baskets in thelast two minutes of play. Hainesof Illinois, Sponsler of Indiana, Wil¬cox of Purdue, the football star withthe build of a ten ton truck, Christ¬man of Northwestern, Hogan ofIowa, Mason of Minnesota, and Bar-num and Powers of Wisconsin, andJohn McDonough of the Maroonswere other worthy guards.DR. MAXIMOW LEADS WAR ONTUBERCULOSIS(Continued from page 1)the anatomist. “But it is worth it,”he exclaims hopefully. “We can notfail absolutely, and the possibilitiesof success are worth the risks offailure.” ,Dr. Maximow came to the Univer¬sity during the World War, whenpolitical and social conditions in Rus¬sia were too chaotic for his work.Most of his professorship here hasbeen confined to research work.BILLIARDSSPORT RETURNSatC O W H E Y SMEN S SHOP55th St. and Ellis Ave.Ice Cream - Candies - MagazinesCigarettes - Cigars - PipesFOR SALEFull dress suit. Size 40 breastat sacrifice price. Also overcoatsvery cheap.THE MARYLANDBARGAIN STORE5479 Kimbark Ave.H. 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