Pictures of theMirror cast areposted in frontof the box officein Mandel hall.Vol. 25 No. 84 Juniors not at¬tending Chapelvote today inCobb 110.Price Five CentsGREEKS VIE IN CARNIVAL TONIGHTElect Wilkins and Baker to Honor CommissionALPHA DELT TOENTERTAIN FORMIRRORWOMENAnnounce Names of Seniorsto Act as Ushers forPerformancesImmediately following the openingperformance of Mirror Friday nightthe members of Alpha Delta Phi willreceive all the members of the castand staff of Mirror at a receptionat their house.Include EscortsThe men are preparing to extendtheir hospitality to the women andtheir escorts after the performanceuntil 11:30. Seward Covert, who ishandling the affair, has urged thatthe women come to the receptionwithout escorts, and declares thatthat was the original plan of theentertainment committee. The modi¬fication was made to include themen that had made engagementswith any of the members of the com¬pany.The hosts and hostesses will beMr. and Mrs. Frederick C. Wood¬ward, Mr. and Mrs. James WeberLinn, Mr. and Mrs. Robert V. Mer¬rill, Mrs. Edith Foster Flint, Mr.Frank H. O’Hara and Miss ElizabethWallace.List UshersUshers for the two performanceshave been decided upon. The fol¬lowing have been selected by Jean¬nette Hayward, head usher, fromprominent senior women to usher atthe opening performance Fridaynight: Adelaide Ames, Dorothy Bock,Gertrude Bromberg, Eleanor Fish,Lois Gillandeks, IV^argaret Joseph,Betty LeMay, Mary Monilaw, Eliza¬beth Stewart, Kathryn Stouffer. andMargaret Roberts. These will usher(Continued on page 2)•QUEEN ELIZABETH’SSECRETARY NOT APRIG—STATES READLord Cecil Burghley, secretary toGood Queen Bess and famed in Eng¬lish history as one of the greatestpersonalities of the Elizabethanreign was second in greatness onlyto the Elizabeth. This was the sub¬stance of the lecture by Dr. ConyersRead yesterday.That Lord Burghley was not aprig Dr. Read pointed out by thefact that while Burghley was anundergraduate on the Cambridgecampu^ he married a wineshopkeeper’s daughter, but Dr. Read has¬tened to add, she was certainly anunusual wineshop keeper's daughter.Dr. Read proved the Nationalist’seccentricity by the fact that LardBurghley never used arabic numeralsbut Roman numerals always.Among tils other indivdual char¬acteristics of the great statesmanwere that he did not care for travel,that his learning was confined tobooks and letters chiefly, and thathe arranged his family tree to hisown satisfaction. That Lord Burgh-ley’s was not an authentic familytree has been proven by recent his¬torians.This lecture on Lord Burghley byDr. Read was the second of his talkson Elizabethan Personalities. “MaryStuart the Roman ^Catholic,” and“Francis Walsingham, the Puritan”the the subjects of the two lectureswhich are to be delivered at 4:30 inHarper M-11, today and Friday VOTES ON COUNCILTAKEN IN COBB 110An omission from yesterday’sDaily Maroon is delaying the countof the ballots cast for election ofthe Junior candidates for the Un¬dergraduate council and the Honorcommission. The purport of thenotice that was sent into the Ma¬roon office day .-before yesterdaywas all those who were absent fromchapel at the time of the electionwould have another chance to maketheir will known by casting theirvote in Cobb 110.Inasmuch as the votes did notcome in there, the opportunity isextended until today. All those whowish to take advantage of this op¬portunity are urged by the Under¬graduate council to vote from 12to 1 in Cobb 110 today so that therecord can be made at a specialmeeting of the Council this after¬noon at 2:30.The meeting of the Council yes¬terday was short, because they wereunable to take any definite actionin regard to the Junior elections.The results will be announced intomorrow’s Maroon.WOMEN BANNEDIN STYLE SHOWUniversity Forces Y. M. toTake Women from ActsBecause of University rulings whichforbid campus women to take part tnany performance which shall be wit¬nessed solely by a male audience, theY. M. C. A. Style show will have tochange its plans. ’Mrs. Edith Foster Flint, chairmanof the Women’s council, notified El¬liot Ness, head of the Style Showcommittee, last night that it would beimpossible for the Y. M. C. A. to goon with the performance as announcedin the Daily Maroon yesterday.Make New PlansAlthough other plans have beenmade the feature women's orchestrafrom the Mirror cast, the acts by LoisRussel and Joana Downs, and theCharleston exhibition by Janet Good,have all been called off and a new“show strictly of men for men” hasbeen arranged.(Continued on page 4)FEDERATION INSTALLSNEW COUNCIL TONIGHTInstallation of the newly electedmembers of the council of the Fed¬eration of University Women willtake place at a dinner tonight at. 6in the refectory of Ida Noyes hall.Members of both the incoming andoutgoing councils will attend. Be¬fore the dinner the three Juniorwomen, Ella Brown, Marjorie Coo¬per, and Helen Palmer, and the threesophomores, Catherine Rose, MarionPlimpton and Helen King will beassigned to their respective positions.Afterwards the new chairman, Dor¬othy Kennedy, will explain the dutiesof each position to the member. Theinstallation ceremony will follow’ inthe traditional way.The menu which has been plannedby the social chairman, JeanetteBaldwin, will consist of shrimp cock¬tail, chicken a la king, stuffed to¬matoes, rice croquettes, grapefruitBalad, brown bread sandwiches, icecream, cake and coffee. Decorationswill consist of yellow candles, daffo¬dil* and narcissus DELAY COUNTINGJUNIOR BALLOT;OUT TOMORROWOpen Polls in Cobb 110 ToStudents Not AtChapelA reporter from The DailyMaroon attended the meeting ofthe Undergraduate council yes¬terday afternoon. Below is hisaccount of the results of electionsto the Honor commission—theonly business transacted at yes¬terday’s meeting. He will attendand report all meetings of thecouncil hereafter.Eleanor Wilkins and Earl Bakerwere the sophomore candidates chosenfor positions on the Honor commis¬sion at the election held in chapel daybefore yesterday. This conclusion wasreached after the count of the firstballot. Second to Eleanor Wilkinsand Mary Harvey, who received 126votes to the victor’s 157. Earl Bakerdefeated Durwood Lockart by a countof 148 to 134.The results ot the junior electionswill not be decided until today accord¬ing to the Council, because those ofthe class who were unable to attendchapel did not know where to casttheir ballots. These votes will be re¬ceived in Cobb 110 today. A meetingof the Undergraduate council willmake the final decision on the elec¬tion.Carelessness Delays CountErrors in the marking of the ballots(Continued on page 2)Krogman WinsMorris ChaimDental AwardBy Mary Winner HughesToothbrush, pick, and paste didnot figure among Melanesian toiletaccessories, and yet their ancientteeth were better than our modernones. So says Wilton Marion Krog-man, student in the department ofAnthropology, at the University, |and Krogman should know, for yes-1terday he received word that his pa¬per, “The Anthropological Aspect of jHuman Teeth and Dentation” has Ireceived the Morris L. Chaim prizeof $250.This prize, offered yearly underthe auspices of the First DistrictDental Society of New York, for thebest piece of original dental researchwork for the year, receives wide at¬tention and stirs up close competi¬tion.According to Krogman (and thereis the preponderous evidence of threehundred and seventeen toothful Mel¬anesian skulls standing behind his(Continued on page 2)Open Exhibition ofChinese PaintingsRenaissance society has announcedthe opening of an exhibition otChinese paintings of the T’ang. Sungand Yuan, periods at a tea which willbe held Sunday from 3 to 6 in IdaNoyes hall. Edward F. Rothschild,instructor in the history of art, willdescribe these rare pictures in a lec¬ture at 4. Von Ogden Vogt, head ofthe society, will preside. The paint¬ings are from a collection of Loori”'ng FRIARS LIGHTS MANREVIEWS “MIRROR”Ned Miller, T3, who has managedthe lights backstage for Black-friars for the last thirteen yaers andwho has never missed nor neverseen a Blackfriar show for the thir¬teen years, w’ill tell of his impres¬sions of the First Annual Mirrorafter reviewing their final dress re¬hearsal tonight.Mr. Miller’s story will appear intomorrow’s issue of The DailyMaroon.Mr. Miller is now running thelights for Mirror. In private lifehe is advertising manager of MotorAge, is a writer ami is frequentlyquoted by R. H. L.He received his first Blackfriarsexperience in the chorus of “ThePursuit of Portia” which was pro¬duced in 1912.TREVOR ARNETTCONTRACTS FLUIs Confined to Home on Eveof New York Trip—Trevor Arnett, vice president andgeneral manager of the University isconfined at his home with an attackof influenza, it was reported yester¬day.Returning Saturday from a trip toNew York, Mr. Arnett and his wifewere both taken ill and have been un¬der the care of a trained nurse sincetheir arrival in the city.Had Planned DinnerThe illness of Mr. Arnett made itimpossible for the chapter of the DeltaI psilon fraternity on the campus tocarry out their plans last night tohonor him before he leaves for NewYork.Extensive preparations were beingmade to entertain him with a farewell.banquet. Fraternity alumni had beennotified and were expected to come tothe dinner, making a reunion for allmembers. Mr. Arnett was to havebeen the honored guest.Holds High PositionsSince taking the degree of A.B. atthe University in 1898. Mr. Arnetthas been active in affairs of administra¬tion. He has held positions as Uni¬versity auditor, secretary, and has beena member of the board of trustees.In 1924 Mr. Arnett was appointed tjthe position of vice president and gen¬eral manager of the University,, andis now serving in that capacity.W. A. A. HOLDS LASTMEETING OF QUARTERi Reports of all work done this yearin W. A. A. and discussions on vari¬ous plans of the club will be thesubjects of the last business meetingof the quarter to be held today at3:30 in the Corrective gymnasiumon the second floor of Ida Noyes hall.Plans to sell sandwiches and candyat the National Interscholastic Bas¬ketball games will be made. AdeleWhitfield has been appointed chair¬man of the committee by the execu¬tive board. A new tradition for theUniversity will be discussed, in addi¬tion to reports of the committeesworking on the W\ A. A. Lodge. Reg¬istration for fencing classes for nextquarter may be made with HarrietRay, who is in charge of this activity.Horseback riding reservations maybe made at this time with EleanorFish.(CAn psg* ?) Smart Set? HotDog? Hijinks?—Not Our Campus!By A1 E. WiddifieldPuritanism, super-aesceticism, so¬phistication—all seem descriptive ofthe campus community in the eyesof those who are endeavoring to puta ban on the current “smutty” liter¬ature which is hogwallowing theAmerican pi*ess.Down in Kansas City they filedan injunction in the District court toprevent the sale and distribution ofthirteen magazines containing im¬moral reading matter. It seems thereis a Kansas law which forbids the cir¬culation of publications of a scanda¬lous or lecherous nature.But the book shops in, and adja¬cent to, the campus are not experi¬encing any demand for any of themagazines named in the Kansas in¬junction.Is it because campus people areso busy they have no time to in¬dulge in such literary or art pur¬suits? Is it because they have risento such etherial heights that theycould not stomach the flavour ofsuch literature? Or is it becauseof it’s mere banality and their uttersophistication?At any rate the socalled “smutty”(Continued on page 4)HUSK O’HARE TOPLAY AT SPANISHFIESTA SATURDAYBecause of the quality of thedance music that he has furnishedfor the campus dances for which hehas played this year, Husk O’Harehas been engaged to furnish, withhis Casino club ensemble, the musicfor the Spanish Fiesta next Saturdaynight at 9 in Ida Noyes hall. Theorchestra will wear Spanish cos¬tumes.The decorations will be in the formof red and yellow streamers whichwill, according to the chairman ofthe decoration committee, add to theforeign atmosphere of the dance.Spanish food will be served for re¬freshments.Miss Margie Rink, who has severaltimes danced in Balaban and Katzproductions, will entertain with atango and toe dance.It is hoped by the officials of theparty that those who attend willcome in costume, but no requirementhas been laid down on this point.A grand march, led by Miss Yo¬landa Simez and Richard Kern willbegin at 10 o'clock after which aprize will be -presented to the womanwith the best costume.Mr. Lupian and Mr. Armador,Mexican consul and Vice-consul tothe United States, will be the guestsof honor at the Fiesta. Bids are onsale at two dollars.Y. W. Gives AnnualDinner On WednesdayAnnual Friendship dinner for in¬stallation of officers will be held un¬der the auspices of Y. W. C. A.Wednesday at 6 in the sun parlor ofIda Noyes hall. This dinner is thelast big function of the fiscal year.In former years the dinner has beenheld either in the refectory or thegymnasium, and it has been prom¬ised that it will be something of adeparture froip previous dinners inits entire nepe^t ATHLETES ENDWINTER SEASONWITHFESTIVALCharlestoners and World’sChampions FeatureProgramBy George KoehnWith a blare of trumpets and aroll of drums, the stupendous athlet¬ic spectacle prepared by the intra¬mural department of the Universitywill start off with a parade in Bart¬lett gymnasium tonight at 7 o’clock.This is the second annual AthleticCarnival and this year will presentan achievement in management be¬cause forty-five events will be snap¬ped off in three hours with all of thespeed and precision of a three-ringcircus.I Add Special FeaturesExtra features have been sched¬uled in order to attract the largestattendance possible. Charleston con¬tests by well-known campus artistsand fraternity singing by the variousgroups will be added by Universitymen. In addition, Loren Murchison,world’s champion in the 300 yarddash event will give an exhibition.To interest the women of the Uni¬versity, a hurdle exhibition will begiven by Helen Filkey, holder of theworld’s record in that event, andexhibition races by the women’schampionship relay team has beenscheduled.Tickets for the event have beenissued to all of the fraternities, clubs,and organizations on campus. Inaddition, The Daily Maroon and PaulLewis have a supply that may beprocured free of charge. The tic¬kets merely signify that the holders(Continued on page 4)What’s On Today IMen’s style show, (Y. M. C. A.)4, Reynolds club theatre.Public lecture, 4:30, Harper M-11.Prof. Conyers Read will speak on“Mary Stuart, the Roman Catholic.”Alden-Tuthill Lecture, 4:30, The¬ology 106. Dr. Burton will speak on“The Apostolic Church in America.”Le Cercle Francais, 4:30, 5810Woodlawn Avenue.Liberal club, 4:30, Classics 10,“Co-operative Marketing from Or¬ganized Farmer to Organized Con¬sumer.”Speakers club and Women Speak¬ers club, joint meeting, 7, Reynoldsclubhouse.(Continued on page 4)Discuss EducationAt French ClubMile. M. Lelipure, a traveling fel¬low of the Laura Spellman Rockefel¬ler Foundation will speak at a meet¬ing of Le Cercle Francais Thursday,March 4, at 4:30, at the Frenchhouse. Mile. Lelipure, who is in thiscountry for a year studying educa¬tional cqncfitions for women, willspeak on “The Education of Womenin France.”Mile. Lelipure, while in Chicago,is a guest of Miss Breckenridge. Ir¬win Fischer, an alumnus, will play afew piano selections at the close ofmeeting.VPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MARCH 4, 1926latlu ittarounFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:WOO per year; by mail, $1,00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13.1906. under the act of March 3, 1873The Dally Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing In this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 5522. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion In Its columns on allsubjects of student Interest. Contributors must sign their full names to communica¬tions. but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerMilton Kauffman, Managing Editor KROGMAN WINS MORRISCHAIM DENTALAWARD(Continued from page 1)words) civilization is conducive tobad teeth, principally because of theunnatural food it brings.“The teeth are of particular inter¬est to the anthropologist, for prac¬tically the whole man-ape tree isbased on teeth.” Mr. Krogman main¬tains. “Their peculiar hardness andposition in the bone, enables bothteeth and bone to survive whereother portions of the skeleton willdecay. This is shown by the factthat ten out of our eleven specimenof fossil apes consist of teeth andportions of the skull.”Krogman is the first University ofChicago student to win this prize.Let us clamp a cigar between ourteeth, stick our thumbs in our vestsand look proud.Allen Heald, EditorTHE THREE WOMEN’S ORGANIZATIONS DELAY CONTINUINGJUNIOR BALLOT;OUT TOMORROWTV /TEMBERS of the three women’s organizations on campus have•*■*■*■ elected new officers to lead them during the coming year.The Young Women s Christian association chose a president,vice-president, secretary, treasurer and undergraduate representativeto direct the work of “developing a Christian spirit; of creating asympathetic understanding with foreign students, industrial women,and those of other groups; and through social and religious activ¬ities to foster friendship among all the women of the University.”The newly-elected chairman of the Federation of UniversityWomen, of which every woman student on entering the Universityautomatically becomes a member, will direct the work, the primarypurpose of which is the promotion of the motto—“Friendship, Co¬operation and Vision.’The Women’s Athletic association executives—president, vice-president, secretary, treasurer, advisory board, and representatives—will guide the work to “cooperate with the Women’s Departmentof Physical Education, for the promotion of the physical and socialactivity of the University women."These three organizations respectively have as their primaryaims the furthering of friendship among the women of the Univer¬sity. Each year’s class of graduates detracts from the list of mem¬bers; but each year's entering class adds to th£ list.Having elected new leaders—women chosen because of theirability to direct as well as to work—these three organizations pro¬pose to “carry on.” But they, as do all organizations, need co-oper¬ation. Will they get co-operation? oTHE SCHOOLS AND COLLEGESREADER, be kind. The foilbles exhibited in these clippings fromother college newspapers are many; collegians there, as here,are by no means exempt from human weaknesses; but be kind. Thegentlemen who publish these newspapers are, like ourselves, editors;the dramatis personae of these stories are, like yourselves, students(note our antithesis) ; and we go to college, all of us. You maysmile today at some of these gleanings; you may laugh tomorrowat something still more ludicrous on our own front page. Be kind tothese colleagues of ours; and be kind to us. (Continued from page 1)are causing the Undergraduate coun¬cil difficulty in determining the inten¬tions of the voters, and those whohave not already voted should takespecial caution to follow the instruc¬tions printed on the top of the bal¬lots. In this way only, can thechoices of the voters be accurately de¬termined by the members of the Coun¬cil.State CandidatesFor the benefit of the late voterswho have not yet decided upon theircandidate the following list is re¬peated: for the Undergraduate coun¬cil: Leo Stone. Joe Guhbins, Deemer'Lee, Gifford Hitz. John Howe, JohnMayer, Wendell Bennett, and BradleyDavies; Marjorie Cooper, EstherCook, and Ruth Burtis. The candi¬dates for the Honor commission are:Parker Hall, Ben Goeble, DorothyKennedy, and Elizabeth Graham.W. A. A. HOLDS LASTMEETING OF QUARTER(Continued from page 1)Further plans for the Installationdinner for the officers elected Tues¬day will be discussed. The dinner isto be held Tuesday in Ida Noyeshall. Tickets are now on sale, andW. A. A. members have been urgedto make reservations at once. Tic¬kets may be obtained from LillianWellner, who is in charge of theticket sales.Want AdsFOR SALE—Howard Classics; 51volumes; like new; cost $110; willsell very reasonable; R. W. Kreitzer,6118 Kenwood; Midway 0784.The truth about modern poetry, as served up to the knowledge-thirsty readers of The University Daily Kansan:“We are sitting on the window¬sill of our present day poetry andlooking out on it,’ ’according to MissCharlotte Aiken, of the departmentof English, in her lecture on “ThreeContemporary Poets,” given yester¬day afternoon in Fraser hall. A GERMAN SPEAKING GIRLinterested in learning together witha young student, write to GertSenzelenski, 183 N. Clark St.WANTED—Party to buy furni¬ture and take over lease of five roomflat, June 15th. Sub-renting makesthis an extra good proposition forstudent. Must make arrangementsnow. C. Ray Keim, 6104 Ellis Ave.Edwin Arlington Robinson, has,according to Miss Aiken ,three typesof poems: character sketches, poemsbuilt around an idea, and narrativepoems with a lyric poem occasionally.From these types she read “ManAgainst the Sky,” which is a poem of tdestiny; “A Souvenir,” and part ofhis long poem “Merlin,” which isbuilt around the Arthurian legends.He is fond of writing of death andof the success of failure.Robert Frost was characterized bythe speaker as a New England poetand writer of the ordinary things oflife.Four students at Columbia university achieve a sort of Parnas¬sus, and are recognized accordingly in The Columbia Spectator:Four of Columbia’s literary stu¬dents are to be honored by the com¬pilers of an anthology of intercol-* legiate verse, by having work pub¬lished in Morningside during thepast year chosen for publication.Miss Madge Turner of Barnard hasalso had one of her stories selectedfor publication in the book as an ex¬ample of the type of literature which ?represents the fiction of such aCampus publication as Morningside. 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M.See Us About Our Special Inducement for Student PartiesBRIDGE-LUNCHEONS DINNER-DANCES.BANQUETS BAZAARS||&iiiimnniiiiwniiiii"iinim»mwiiiiiiiwiuiwiiwi>wwiiaAristocraticflavorat a democratic price. LuckyStrike’s simple reason for beingpreferred by millions isBecauseits toastedThe hidden flavors of the world’sfinest tobaccos are developed bythis costly, extra process, andthat’s why“Luckies”taste so good!*virw-<44 if?/*•MS. Big Intramural Car¬nival tonight startingat seven o’clock. rl1 The Daily SPORTS MaroonThursday Morning March 4. 1926 Contestants must bethere 15 minutes be¬fore events.INCLUDE 45 EVENTS IN WINTER REVUESigma Nu Meets A. T. O. for I-M Basket TitleOFFENSE AGAINSTDEFENSE BILLEDFOR TITLE CAMEA. T. O. Holds High ScoreRecord of PresentTourneySigma Nu and Alpha Tau Omegawill meet tonight in the finals forthe intramural championship of theUniversitw. It will be a battle of aflashy offensive team against asteady close guarding aggregation.Both teams have shown a good brandof basketball all season althoughthat of the A. T. O.’s has been alittle more outstanding. Doped asone of the strongest teams from thebeginning of the season they havecome through in fine shape and haveyet to lose a game.Sigma Nu Spring. Upset.The Sigma Nus won their way intothe finals by several upsets of thedope but at the present time seemedto have reached the acme of theirpower. Hoey at center plays a won¬derful floor game and is a dead eyeshot. His work has been one of thefeatures of the tournament and heis responsible to a great extent forthe Sigma Nu team fighting theirway to the finals. Koerber and Stev¬ens are two dangerous men and aregood for a marker anytime they getwithin the foul circle. The team isa very close guarding organizationand in additional Brignal has theadded advantage of being a veryclever dribbler.High Scorer.The A. T. O. aggregation enjoysthe reputation of scoring the mostpoints of any team in the meet. Gor¬don, tiny forward is an excellent shotat the basket. Kyle Anderson at theother forward handles the ball in asensational manner and his specialtyis long shotsGYM SQUAD MEETSEASTERN CHAMPIONSDaniel Hoffer’s celebrated gymnaststhat have tasted but one defeat in thelast five years or so will receive themost acid of all the so-called "acidtests” when they meet the Annapolisturners here on Saturday night. TheMiddies who have not lost a dual meetin about ten years are so good thatthey were barred from the EasternInter-collegiate because they were sogood that they made the oppositionlook foolish.The midshipmen have one of thestrongest teams this year and thus farhave cleaned up everybody in the Eastand are now seeking new fields to con¬quer. Hoffer will pit his strongestcombination against the invaders andthe Maroons should give a good ac¬count of themselves. Capt. Quinn,Flexner, Connor, and Davidson will bethe mainstays of the Maroon tumblerswho will attempt to wrest the Nationaltitle from the cadets.FREE!!Wahl Eversharp Pencil, value$5.00, with each purchase ofmens furnishing, sport wear ortailored - to - measure clothesamounting to $7.50 or more.THE MARYLANDBARGAIN STORE5479 Kimbark Ave.H. P. 0842 New Butler CoachIs Former MaroonThe appointment of Paul “Tony”Hinkle, star Maroon three letterman of 1920, to succeed Pat Pageas director of athletics at Butlerfurther cements the close relation¬ship that exists between Chicagoand the Indianapolis institution.Butler will always be grateful toPage for putting it on the map, fortoday Butler is one of the strong¬est schools in athletics in the Mid¬dle West. His basketball teamshave defeated the Maroons for thelast five years and in 1923 won theN. A. A. U. title. Page has re¬ceived offers from several prom¬inent Eastern universities.Hinkle, who replaces Page, wasthe latter's assistant for the last fewyears. Hinkle was an All-Confer¬ence end in football and an All-Conference guard in basketball, be¬ing a member of the champion com¬bination of Birkhoff, Vollmer, Hal-liday, Crisler and Hinkle. He alsowon his “C” in baseball.WHAT of IT?lyCEORge MORC6N9T6RPAt last a stray rumor has cometo me about what is being doneabout it, but strange as it may seem,this is a rank error. For the wisemen of the university, having seenthe foundation pit for the field housedug. are now considering the needof a field house. This struck me asstrange when I first heard oT it, andI asked one of the campus oraclesabout it. ‘Well,” said he, “they dugthe hole first because the endowmentcampaign was not going so hot.Think you can dope that one out?” Ithink I can, but, of course, this viewis a bit cynical, and'I am right withthe late Theodore Roosevelt on cyn¬icism.The athletic carnival at BartlettGym this evening is oi^e of theways and means those interested ingetting a field house are selling theproposition” (these conventions!) tothe aforementioned wise men. Allthe athletes of the university, fromCharlestoners to Togo Dygert, willperform and the spectacle would bewell worth the price of admission,if there were any price of admission.The idea of those in charge is toshow the moving minds of the schoolthat there is a most distressing stateof congestion in the present gym¬nasium, and that therefore a biggerand better plant—a field house, infact—is essential.So the gym will be all cluttered upwith athletes, near-athletes, and notso-near athletes. All the boys willbe out dying for the dear old frat¬ernity. I was entered in the highjump myself Tuesday afternoon, butI made such an abrupt and painfuldescent after my first jump that Itransferred to the 300-yard run onthe spot. “This stuff of dying forthe organization,” I thought, as Icalled for the liniment bottle, “is allright, but ...” Still, there are morehardy souls than I around this school,and doubtless they will be willing todie tonight with the whole-souled ab¬straction of early Christian martyrs.I should advise you to see them doit; it may be instructive and It mayhelp get the field house, but certainlyit wil be funny. EXHIBITIONS ANDSPECIALTIES AREREVUE FEATURESMany Athletic Events AreBase of AthleticCarnival Natators Engage Illini in FinalDual Meet Saturday AfternoonNo less than forty-five separateevents are included on the Intra¬mural Carnival program, which willhold sway at Bartlett Gym this eve¬ning from 7 o’clock on. These eventswill not only include the usual trackand field competition for Intramuralindoor athletes, but will consist ofexhibition contests, specialty num¬bers, and other features, as told onpage one of today’s Maroon.However, the events around whichthe whole affair is planned, are thoseaffording the actual athletic compe¬tition between the I-M athletes andthe organizations which they repre-jsent. There are to be sixteen such jevents, and they vill take place at,the following times:Order of Events50 yd. dash, at 7:15, lower track;mile run, at 7:25, upper track; wrest¬ling, 117 lb., at 7:40, ring three; 50yd. low hurdles, at 7:55, lower track;wrestling, 160 lb., at 8:10, ringthree; wrestling, 137 lb., at 8:12,ring one; relay race-Graduateschools, at 8:15, upper track; relayrace undergraduates, at 8:20, uppertrack; wrestling, 177 lb., at 8:34,ring three; 300 yd. dash, at 8:40,upper track wrestling, 127 lb., at9:05, ring three; wrestling, 147 lb.,at 9:07, ring one; wrestling, heavy¬weight, at 9:35 ring three; 600 yd.run, at 9:50, upper track; basket ball,championship Class “A”, at 10:30Due to the large number of eventsit will be necessary to run off every¬thing on time, and it is for this rea¬son that the Intramural Departmentwishes every contestant to be ondeck at least fifteen minutes aheadof time. Every event is to start ex¬actly at the time and place statedabove, and a very capable staff of of¬ficials will be there to manage thenecessary details characteristic of awell manipulated meet.Phi Psi Last Year’s ChampPhi Kappa Psi, winners in lastyear’s Revue, and Sigma Nu will en¬ter the contests this evening withfive points to start with, as a resultof first places in the field events heldlast Tuesday. Both of these organ¬izations were well represented in thepreliminaries, and together withKappa Sigma and Alpha Delta Philooked to be the favorites by theirshowings in the preliminaries.The Phi Psis qualified Laverty inthe 50 yard dash, Duval and Pealein the 50 yd. low hurdles, their relayteam in the relays, and Duval wonthe shot put. The Sigma Nus quali¬fied their team in the relays, andKoerber won the high jump. KappaSigma, with Scherabul qualifying inboth the dash.and the hurdles, theirrelay team qualifying, and Krogh(Continued on page 4) After emerging from the swimstruggle with Purdue at the correctend of the score the Maroons arefairly confident of making a goodshowing against Illinois this Satur¬day afternoon at 2:30. The menwere on edge for the lastmeet and Coach MacGillivray is do¬ing his best to keep them there.Beat PurdueThe tribe from Illini managed tooutswim Purdue to the tune of aneight point lead, and with the aidof O’Brian, Blankley and Lamb en¬tertain hopes of repeating the proc¬ess. O’Brian beat Captain Dorf lastyear at the dual meet and has im¬proved. Here is something for Wild¬er and Fellinger to note! Lamb is agood four forty man and held thecaptaincy of the yearlings two yearsago, while Blankley is guarding thebreakstroke affair.Captain Eldridge, staunch sup¬porter of the Fighting Indians, hasbecome less threatening due to theelimination of the plunge event butBlackmen, captain of last year’sfrosh squad is making up for theplunge in helping out the quartetrelay.Reorganize MedleyThe medley relay team starringDiamond, Fellinger and Redfield,who won their event last Saturdaynight due to Purdue’s team beingdisqualified is being rearranged withhopes of increasing speed. This newthree man event has been the softspot of the local natating crew andwhen hardened will help in prevent¬ing an unnecessary defeat.Captain Noyes has opened hisspeed throttle and will hit the boysirom Champaign a severe blow in the)dashes, while Rittenhouse has beenPitting on steam right along. I-M Champs ReceiveMedals at CarnivalAll Intramural contestants whohave been winners during the pastschool year, will receive their med¬als at the Carnival this evening.Cups will be presented to the Macs,winners of the horseshoe tourna¬ment, the Psi U.’s, who capturedthe Inter-fraternity touchball cham¬pionship, and other champions ofthe University. The presentationswill be made as a climax to an eve¬ning of final events in wrestlingand track.In the afternoon, at 4:45, pictureswill be taken of the Varsity andFrosh wrestlers, for the Cap andGown. All members of these teamsshould report at the stadium at thespecified time.VORRES PRIESGRAPPLING TEAMSENIORS TAKE LEADIN WOMEN’S BASKETINTER-CLASS MEETThe Seniors again took the lead-inthe inter-class championship race yes¬terday afternoon when they defeatedthe Juniors 31 to 19 after a hard bat¬tle. The Freshmen pulled a surprrsethis same afternoon when they de-faeted the cocky Sophomores after adesperate battle with a score of 19 to16.This was quite unexpected as thisis the first game they have succeededin winning although they have put upa respectable fight every time. Thefinals of the tournament will be playedoff next week, after which an honorteam made up of the best players fromevery class team will be chosen.This honor team is then scheduledto play an alumni and a faculty teambefore the season closes.LEARN TO DANCE WELLTAKE A FEW LESSONS NOWTeresa Dolan Dancing School1208 Eaat 63rd Street, near WoodlawnClasses Nightly at 8:00 and Sundays 2:00to 6:00. Charleston, Saturday. Privatelessons any time, day or evening.PHONE HYDE PARK 3080EstablishedPATRONIZE THEDAILY MAROON ADVERTISERS Coach Spiros K. Vorres is priminghis wrestlers for the Conference meetat Purdue March 11, 12, and 13. AMthe Big Ten teams will be representedat this mat. gymnast, and fencing orgythat will take place at Lafayette.The Maroon grapplers are given buta slight chance to cop the team title,but Capt. Graham was conceded to bethe strongest man in bis division whenlie defeated his Hawkeye opponentlast Saturday, a man who was not be¬fore in two years of competition.Indiana, coached by Reynolds,world’s welterweight champon. OhioState, and Illinois have the strongestentrants in the meet. Minnesota andIowa also have a few entrants who aredue to grab off a few points.Vorres predicts a strong team nextyear as most of the men are sopho¬mores: and with a strong frosh squadfrom this year. Chicago may onceagain take its place with the leadersin, the wrestling field. With Shapin-sky, Schier, Johnson and others sup¬porting Captain Graham in the otherweights, this year’s squad is a uni¬formly good one, but is without anyindividual star, possibly, C aptain Gra¬ham. Some heavy football men areexpected out tor next year’s team sothat the Maroons will no longer lackbeefy men. MAROONS LOSETO MINNESOTABY aOSE SCOREMinnesota Appears PrettyGood for TailendersSays RoterusBy Victor RoterusMinnesota, with Black Rasey doinga lot of fancy tricks, played a rathershrewd game for cellar occupants, and,as a result, presented the Maroonswith a 28 to 23 defeat in their sea¬son’s windup at Bartlett last night.Thus the record for the year of 1926for Norgren’s outfit may be summedup as four victories and eight defeats,which is not had when everything isgiven weighty consideration. Anyhow,it is somewhat more respectable ap¬pearing than one record gathered in1925.Gophers Pile Up LeadThe first half ended 17-13 in favorof Minnesota. But it was during thesecond period that the old Gophergrads were able to lean back in theirseats and say wtih some semblance ofconceit, “That’s our team.” Scoringthree field baskets and one gift tossbefore the Maroons were aware thatthe second half was on, the lads fromthe “land of the sky blue waters”were able to clinch the game and resteasy for the remainder of the timewhile Rasey hobnobbed skillfully withthe ball.Got To Hand It To RaseyBesides collecting 13 markers thisblack-haired youth did other things tomake himself prominent. His hand¬ling of the ball and pivoting comparedwith that of any other person gracingthe Bartlett floor this season. Hekilled considerable valuable time bybouncing the hall all over the floorin general and no place in particular.The only way you could stop him wasto commit a foul and the sad part ofit was that that is exactly what hap¬pened.Head The Daily Maroon Want Ada 'XU HUSK” O’HAREVDPK COSTUME CftBldg J37N.Wabosh Avc ..Chicago, ILL How DidYour GartersLookThis Morning?No MoreSkidding Garters!aEONOC FROST COMPANY AGRIPPA - WEB makes garters act in anentirely new way—and only in Bostons canthis web be had. Even when worn very looseit will not slip. It cannot curl and yet It isremarkably soft and light. Here in tact is apractical, comfortable, ventilated'web garter.In many pleasing colors. 50c the pairPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MARCH 4, 1926ODE(“Science Tames Wild Oyster”—Daily News head).Boisterous, roisterous, oysterous brute,Living ’twixt scallopped shells, look¬ing so cute—The submarine scandal as made byyour peersBoisterous, roiterous, oysterous brute,Living ’twixt scallopped shells, look¬ing so cute.Science has tamed you and made youso goodThat all we can do now is use youfor food!—The MonsterONE of the Foreign students hereclaims that Universities are rated bythe faculty members who representthem. School spirit becomes an addi¬tional strain—now we’ll all have to goaround seeing that our profs varytheir neckties occasionallv.THE Honor Commission has ruledthat the examinations are to be con¬ducted in separate seats, alternaterows, mimeographed questions, proc¬tors, etc. That, my dears, is theHonor system. We shudder to thinkof what would happen if they did notrrust us'I DO NOT ADMIREI do not admire a man who will swear.Or a man who is foolish enough fora dare—I do not admire a man with a line,Or a man who will fool around wast¬ing his time—Nor a fellow who’ll use his pull withthe forceBy fixing up tickets as matters ofcourse.I do not admire a single of these—But what would we do—with noneof ’em please? —SisDog-Gone!Sir:He wandered into the physiologylab, that stray dog. He sat down ina corner, unnoticed by the class, andthe lecture started. The prof was deepin a discussion of isms and plasmswhen suddenly from the deep recessesof the room there came a long, pitifulhowl. As he yelped again an assistantrushed over and carried the visitorout. But even as the door slammed ahoarse, but envious, voice was heard—“The lucky dog!” —FirpoCAMPUS NURSERY RHYMEHey Diddle Diddle,The cat and the fiddle;The cow jumped over the moon,And a couple who weren’t so athlet¬ically bentBelow them, were trying to spoon!—GeoGFROM the Law School we learnthat it is illegal for anyone to publisha book based on class lecture notes.We trust that this does not includethe fiction written in history exams.Ah, What Sacrifice for Money!Dear Turk:I saw the Morris Gest productionyesterday. The LineO’Type calls it aMiracle to see three hundred silentwomen, but imagine any of them tak¬ing no time to powder her nose forabsolutely forty-five minutes.—Lumber JackTHE ENGINEERHe romped on mathematicsAnd calculus and such,He parlayed French and LatinAnd Hindustan and Dutch.He tackled steam mechanicsAnd gave it quite a ride,He was a traction wizardAnd he ran a wicked slide.But though he gnashed his molarsAnd tore his learned hair,He couldn’t start a flivverWhen frost was in the air.—The Oklahoma WhirlwindTHE Undergraduate Council is ex¬tending the Junior election until todayat Cobb 110 from 12 to 1. Oh well,what care we for a few more packagesof cigarettes?—TERRIBLE TURKTHE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenre and 55th St. ATHLETES END WINTERSEASON WITHCARNIVAL(Continued from page 1)have a preference in seating arrange¬ments.Distribute ProgramsAt the door of Bartlett, a forty-four page souvenir program will beissued, containing a full record ofall of the intramural department’sactivities and eighteen pictures oflast year’s cup winners.To add to the attractiveness of thecarnival, girls will sell candy at spe¬cially prepared booths. Cups andtrophies valued at more than onethousand dollars will be awarded tothe various winners.Alumni To AttendProminent alumni who were ath¬letes in their college days are to of¬ficiate for the various events underthe direction of Mr. A. A. Stagg.Illinois Athletic club officials will alsoassist.“Remember,” said Dr. Molander,faculty member in active charge ofthe meet, “that this is an all-Univer-sity affair and it is an attempt todevelop a school spirit and under¬graduate co-operation with the intra¬mural department. We have madearrangements for a monstrous crowdand we invite everyone to attend.”WOMEN BANNEDIN STYLE SHOW Exhibitions and Specialties AreRevue Features(Continued from sport page)taking second in the shot put, is con¬sidered a strong favorite. GeneFrancis and Johnny Gerhardt boost¬ed the Alpha Delt hopes by qualify¬ing in the dash and hurdle events,respectively.Hold Wrestling FinalsPhi Kappa Sigma with four menentering the finals of the I-M wrest¬ling tournament, to be held in con¬junction with the carnival, are strongfavorites to cop first honors. Theyhave Odwin in the heavyweight, Ba¬ker in the 177 lb., Wilson in-the 160lb.* and Ruda in the 147 lb. LambdaChi Alpha represented by DaveKreuger in the 117 lb., and GeorgeO’Brien in the 147 lb., will probablytake second place. Other finalistsare Lewis Levin, unattached, in the117 lb., C. Erickson, Delta Tau Del¬ta, and Fishman, unattached, in the127 lb., Raisson, Tau Delt, in the 160lb.; Farris, Delta Sig, and Sacher,unattached, in the 137 lb.; Shang-man, unattached, in the 177 lb.; andChuck Berry, Pi Phi Pi, in the heavy¬weight division.(Continued from page 1)Why the Y. M. C. A. did not openits doors to women, making a mixedaudience and getting within the Uni¬versity ruling is not known unless itwas a matter of precedent.“On With Show”“The Style Show will go on thesame as ever,” said Elliot Ness lastnight, except that we shall supplantthe feature women’s acts by vodvil.Although some of the spice of theprogram was taken away when therulings forced us to change our planswe feel that the new acts will begood.”The feature of the show will prob¬ably be “Shorty” Selecman, represent¬ing the new spring styles for men,who will exhibit some new eccentricdance steps. A SUMMER JOBFOR EVERYONEFill in and Mail to box 180Faculty Exchange care ofP. T. 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HOT DOG?HIJINKS?—NOT OURCAMPUS• (Continued from page 1)magazines are not in demand on cam¬pus according to both the Universityand Woodworth’s ' bookstore andathers adjacent. These are the bann¬ed papers: Hijinks, Hot Dog, Artistsand Models, Art Lovers’ Magazine,True Marriages and My Story, IConfess, Smart Set, Snappy Stories,Calgary Eye Opener, Breezy Stories,LaVie Parisienne, Pai*is Nights.WHAT'S ON TODAY(Continued from page 1)Federation Installation dinner, 6,refectory of Ida Noyes hall.Sociology club, 8, Classics 10.“Scope and Methods of Annual The¬ology”—Associate Prof. Allee.Radio Lecture, 9, from MitchellTower through WMAQ. Prof. ArchieStudents’ Laundry20% Discount With This AdUNIVERSITYHAND LAUNDRY1031 E. 55th StreetNourishing SandwichesDate, Cream Cheese & Nut... ,25cTomato & Bacon 25cChicken Salad 25cBacon & Chees 25cEgg Salad 20cThese sandwiches are all energy-producing and health sustaining aswell as highly palatable. 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