iiI 25 msJuniors haveselected theirnominees for theUndergrad u a t eCouncil. Battp Jllaroon Final choice willbe made nextweek in chapel.Vol. 25 No. 80 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 1926 1926 Price Five Cent9JUNIORS CHOOSECANDIDATES FORCOUNCIL POSTSTo Elect Two Men and TwoWomen to Student CouncilAt Chapel Wed.Two men and two women will beselected by the Junior class, in chapelassembly, from among the seven menand three women nominated inchapel yesterday, to act as their re¬presentatives on the Undergraduatecouncil until the graduation of theclass. The elections will occur inJunior chapel next week.The nominees are: men, V. FrankCoe, Gifford Hitz, Wendell Bennett,John Howe, John Myer, Deemer Lee,and Joe Gubbins; women, MarjorieCooper, Esther Cook, and EuniceHill.Elect To Honor CommissionElections to the Honor Commissionwill take place on the day precedingthe elections to the Undergraduatecouncil, that is, next Tuesday atSophomore chapel. Two men andtwo women will be sent to this bodyby the sophomores.A preliminary report on the Promwas turned in to the council at itsmeeting yesterday by Lucy Lamonand Catherine Campbell, who weresupervising it for that body.Discuss Coming ElectionsThe forthcoming elections werediscussed from all angles, and pro¬vision made for handling them pro¬perly. The council voted to continuebarring reporters from the The DailyMaroon in spite of the action of theBoard of Student Publications, whowere unanimous in their decision toadmit them.Charles Anderson, president otthe council, who has recently return¬ed from the Mid-West Student Con¬ference in New Orleans, discussedthat meeting from the point of viewof those interested in collegiate self-government.One of the men elected from thejunior class to serve until graduationwill be elected president in April, andone of the women will be electedsecretary-treasurer.The four Juniors elected will im¬mediately take their positions asmembers of the Council and willserve until June, 1927. Boucher Is BackTo Work AgainTrue to Mrs. Boucher’s prediction,Prof. Chauncey S. Boucher, ActingDean of the Colleges, was able to re¬turn to his activities yesterday, un¬dergoing a slight attack of thegrippe. He was only away from hisdesk for a short time as he was takenill Saturday after leaving his officeand returned yesterday morning.“I am feeling as well as could beexpected under the circumstances,”said Mr. Boucher when interviewedyesterday. In answer to the remarkthat the office of the Dean of Col¬leges was a “hoo-doo” he said, “Ohno, I merely succumbed to that lightform of influenza or grippe thatseems to be going around at pre¬sent.” He added that he realizedthat many of the absences which areso commonly looked upon with sus¬picion are in fact “bought and paidfor.” ANDERSON BACK;GIVES ACCOUNTOF CONVENTIONChicago Delegate ReportsOn Night Sessions,Mardi Gras, Etc. Federation Council Calls ForCooperation with P. C. Dept.CLASS TO PLAYTHE STRANGER'Dr. Wilt’s Class in DramaGives Play End of QuarterWhat’s On TodaySt. Mark's Society, 4, Ida Noyeshall.Public lecture under the auspices ofthe Graduate School of Social ServiceAdministration, 4:3u, Cobb 109.Institute of Liberal Thought, Dis¬cussion: “Peace Through a Fellowshipof Youth for Peace”, 4:30, HarperM-ll.Undergraduate Classical club, 4:30,Classics 20.Women's Speakers club, 7, IdaNoyes hall.Literary dub, Subject: “Nietzsche”by Prof. P. S. Allen, 8, in Classics 10.Radio lecture from Mitchell Tower,through station WMAQ, 9, by Prof.J. M. Clark.ARRANGE TEA FORCANDIDATES FRIDAYCandidates for office in the threewomen’s organizations—Federation,Y. W. C. A. and W. A. A., will beentertained at a tea to be given to¬morrow at 3 in the north receptionroom of Ida Noyes hall. Owing toan error the tea was announced forMonday in yesterday’s issue of TheDaily Maroon. “The Stranger” is coming to theUniversity! Members of Dr. NapierWilt’s class of American drama,coached by Ralph Helperin, revealedthis fact last night. They expect himto create quite a furor, and are dailypreparing for his reception, with fre¬quent rehearsals.Is Early Dram*“The Stranger,” is an earlyAmerican melodrama written about1800. It will be presented the lastweek of this quarter by Dr. Wilt'sclass, American Drama 269. How¬ever, the original plot will be bur¬lesqued to a certain degree. LeoStone, hero of past Piayfest produc¬tions, is cast as the Stranger, whileLeland Neff, Paul Cullom, CatherineBaum, Edward Aleshire, AdelaideTaylor, Madeline Hirsch, and otherscomplete the cast.Present In ReynoldsThe play will be given in the Rey¬nolds club theater, and will have areal theatrical atmosphere, withstage effects and costumes. It isgiven in connection with the dramacourse and counts as part of thequarter’s work.It is the story of a man, who Ddeceived by his wife. She runs awayfrom him with a stranger. He leadsa life of loneliness, until one day hesaves the stranger’s life. The wiferepents and meets him, and a recon¬ciliation soon takes place.“This play,” said Dr. Wilt, “is thebest possible example of the worstpossible drama. As it is to be a bur¬lesque, however, wc hope that it willbe entertaining to those attendingthe performance.” By George MorgensternChuck Anderson is home again.Mr. Anderson, you recall, was Chi¬cago’s delegate to the sixth annualMidwest Student conference atTulane. Tulane is in New Orleans,and New Orleans is where the MardiGras goes on (in fact, was going onwhen Charles was there). Reporthas it that sundry other things go onthere, too. On this, of course. I can¬not speak.But to get back to the matter inj hand, Mr. Anderson is back, and re¬ports that Chicago may feel thor¬oughly satisfied that he did all thatcould be expected of him in doingthe good work usually done at con-l ventions. I believe that a report hasfollowed Charles home to the effect1 that he stood up for Chicago with thebest of them. This is commendable;it is to be hoped that Chicago is al¬ways represented at these confer¬ences by men of mettle, by men ofstomach.Proidec Over Sessionj Anderson presided at the lastThursday morning session of thegathering, with freshman tradition,organization of student government,(Continued on page 2)Extend Scope ofPersonnel WorkWith Freshmen An attitude of criticism toward theMedical Department and the Depart¬ment of Physical Culture, which hasexisted on the campus for some time,came to a climax at the beginning ofthis quarter, when a focal point forcriticism was supplied in the suspen¬sion of students who had failed tomeet the requirements of the Depart¬ment of Physical Culture. The situa¬tion has caused numerous discussionsof the question, and the Federation ofUniversity Women, after an extensivesurvey among students, has the fol¬lowing suggestions to offer:The relationship of the student tothe Department of Physical Culture iswell-defined, and is clearly stated dur¬ing one of the early meetings of eachclass. The records are open to stu¬dents, who are specifically requestedto inspect them shortly before theMIRROR STATESSALE PROGRESSReports Most Good BidsGone; Friday to be FormalBy Betty McGeeThe Freshman is a differentspecies from everything else in theworld; therefore he must be dealtwith in a special way. This is theopinion of authorities at Yale Col¬lege and the reason for the establish¬ing of a Freshman College. This col¬lege is separate and distinct fromthe other colleges, with a Freshmandean and the finest teachers ofFreshmen on the faculty.Realization of this peculiarity ofthe Freshman has also led to workalong this line at the University.Personnel work, which was begunsome years ago, has been consider¬ably extended this year. In additionto the deans, graduate students inReligious Education have been ap¬pointed as Freshmen Advisors. Eachgraduate student has been given 60to 70 Freshmen whom he associateswith, advises, and entertains in hishome. The University will continuethis policy and increase the numberof advisers each year.This personnel work aims to aida philosophy of College Educationthat shall not only give the collegeultimate goals, but point out the nextstep. Report of the ticket sales for theFirst Annual Mirror to be held atMandel hall March 5 and 6 showsthat all the good seats are being soldrapidly, according to Gertrude Brom¬berg, box office chairman. Goodseats for Friday are practically soldout, although there are still some leftfor the Saturday performance. Tic¬kets may be purchased at the boxoffice in Mandel cloister during theoffice hours from 11 to 5 daily.Opening night of Mirror will beformal, following former traditions,according to Alta Cundy, generalmanager of Mirror.Songs in the production will bewritten by campus composers. Anine-piece men’s orchestra will playthe accompaniment throughout theshow, while an eleven-piece women’sorchestra will play the specialtynumbers.The program as a whole is a con¬glomeration of numerous campus au¬thors’ manuscripts and will show theUniversity of Chicago’s type of wro-man as she really is.Terrible Turk Plans Struggle withR.H.L.; Organizes ‘Whistle Club ’They’re off!We don’t mean that they’re crazy. •. . Holy cockeye, nothing likethat. We are speaking, at the pre¬sent moment, of Mr. Terrible Turkand all his abomination, known tothousands of admirers as TheWhistle.To be frank, The Whistle Club—or The Whistlers Club, or something—has been formed.Leo Stone (its conductor and chiefadmirer), after years of threats, de¬clares (1) that the Whistlers club isformally organized; (2) that its em¬blem, to be bestowed upon those whohave “made” the column three times,will be a charm in the form of aminiature whistle; ($) that there will be, at one time or another, abanquet for these wits of the cam¬pus.Moreover, insists this prime jesterof harem fame, the Cap and Gownwill devote one complete section topictures of the eminent contribs, to¬gether with the years leading con¬tributors. Recognition of our young¬est and wisest group by the Univer¬sity’s annual publication lends dig¬nity to the organization.“Bigger and Better,” exclaims theTurk, revealing his future policy.“Henceforth the student body willcrash into the Daily Maroon officeto procure The Whistle, accompaniedby a free copy of The Daily Maroon.”And his lithsome figure vanished,murmuring something about “Louderand Funnier.” NEGRO SOCIOLOGISTDISCUSSES “RACIALFACTORS OF WAR”W. E. Burghard DuBois, famousnegro sociologist, will speak tonighton “Racial Factors of War” at 8o’clock in Harper M-ll under the au¬spices of the Liberal club, the Fellow¬ship of Youthful Peace, and the In¬terracial Discussion group. There willbe no admission charge and all thoseinterested will be welcome. This lec¬ture is part of the program of the “sec¬ond Annual Institute of Libc.alThought” which has been going on fortwo weeks.Mr. DuBois is one of the leadingnegro thinkers of the country and isalso a legal authority on all racialproblems. He received his college ed¬ucation at Harvard university and re¬ceived a degree from there. Sincethat time he has devoted a large partof his time to writing and has pro¬duced many books that have made hisname well known throughout thecountry.CALL FOR CAP ANDGOWN SALES BOOKSAll salesmen who took part in thelast drive for the “Cap and Gown”are requested to turn their sales booksin to the office as soon as possible,according to John Hopkins, who is incharge. The recent drive ended lastFriday. close of the quarter, and to consulttor takes the initiative in discoveringerrors by summoning the studentwhen more than the allowed numberof cuts has been recorded. •It appears that a great deal of thetrouble arises from the fact that stu¬dents do not accept the invitation ofthe Department to check up their rec-with the instructor about any errorsin recording. In addition, the instruc-ords. Students have also been knownto disregard various technicalities(Continued on page 4)TARPON ANNOUNCESLIST OF NOMINEESFOR NEW OFFICERSHarriet Ray and Adele Whitfieldhave been nominated for president ofTarpon club for next year. HelenChelsea and Josephine Sibbald havebeen slated for vice-president, andElizabeth Miller and Cora Louise Teb-betts for secretary-treasurer. Thesenominations were made by a commit¬tee of seniors appointed by the ad¬visory board of the club.Elections will be held tomorrowfrom 10 to 2 in the foyer of IdaNoyes hall. All members of the clubare eligible to vote. Formal installa¬tion of the new officers will be heldthe following Thursday at a dinner inIda Noyes hall. All members whohave recently won the Frog and Fishemblems will receive these at the din¬ner.Razor DisplacesFountain Pen inGetting GradesNo longer is it necessary to burnmidnight oil, waste one’s time in mus¬ty libraries, and keep a comprehensivenotebook in order to get a passinggrade out of a course. The moderncollege student wields the shavingbrush instead of the fountain pen toaccomplish this purpose, and sings “I)Never Knew” instead of reciting An¬glo-Saxon poetry.A professor of the University ofSouthern California recently denounc¬ed co-eds for powdering their nosesin class and offered any man an “A”grade if he would come to class andshave during lectures. According tothe “Ubyssey” of the U. of BritishColumbia, three men “called” him.Armed with razors, soap and towels,the trio appeared in next day’s class,performed the operation, won the pro¬fessor’s compliments and an “A” inthe course.Another professor gave a difficultfinal, announcing ,thal anyone whowould sing before the class would beexcused from the examinations. Afterseeing the questions, one demure littleco-ed took advantage of the offer.Dorjahn to Speakat Eta Sigma Phi“The Development of AthenianDemocracy’ will be the subject ofa talk by Alfred P. Dorjahn, in¬structor in Greek, who will speak atthe meeting of Eta Sigma Phi todayat 4:30 in Classics 20. Mr. Dorjahn,who came to the university at thebeginning of last quarter, is speak¬ing before the undergraduate class¬ical club for the first time.Following the lecture, further try¬outs will be held for “Antigone,” uGreek tragedy which will be givenunder the auspices of Eta Sigma Phiin the spring according to a time-honored custom. Though the placeof presentation has not definitelybeen decided upon it is probablethat it will be given on the lawn be-mnd Ida Noyes nail. REPORTER WILLCOVER CLOSEDCOUNCIL MEETCouncil Reiterates Decree;Maroon Sends ManAnywayNo representative of The DailyMaroon will be allowed to entermeetings of the Undergraduate coun¬cil.Once again hurling its uncompro¬mising defy against The Daily Ma¬roon’s attempt to present to the stu¬dent body a complete report of itsgoverning delegation’s actions, theUndergraduate council yesterday re¬jected a recommendation of theBoard of Undergraduate Publica¬tions. that a reporter attend thecouncil’s meetings.Will Be PresentA reporter from The Daily Maroonwill attend the meeting of the Un¬dergraduate council next Wednes¬day. If asked to leave, he will re¬fuse. The , reporter will remain un¬til the close of the session, afterwhich he will write a complete ac¬count of the council’s actions forThursday’s issue of The DailyMaroon.At this %ieeting the reporter willneither speak nor take any actionagainst the Undergraduate council.As a representative of the studentpublication of the University, he willpresent, in accordance with thepolicy of that publication every¬thing that it is The Daily Maroon’sprivilege and duty to print.Presents RecommendationThe recommendation adopted bythe Board of Undergraduate Publica¬tions at its last meeting was pre¬sented by Addison Wilson, who byvirtue of his chairmanship of thatbody is a member of the council. Therecommendation reads as follows:“While the Board of Undergradu¬ate Publications has no opinion to ex¬press on the question of undergradu¬ate council meetings, it recommendsthat The Daily Maroon be repre¬sented at meetings of the Under¬graduate Council by an accreditedmember of the senior staff, recogniz¬ing of course that there may beclosed executive sessions for the dis¬cussion of personalities at whichtime he will retire.”Recites HistoryThe turmoil over the question athand had its beginning at a meetingof the Undergraduate council onemonth ago, when, after a heated andprolonged discussion, it was decidedby a nine to two vote that meetingsof the Undergraduate council shouldtake place behind closed doors, withThe Daily Maroon reporter on theoutside. Charles Anderson, presi¬dent of the governing body, and Al¬len Miller, president of the seniorclass, opposed their fellow membersto no avail.Flaying The Daily Maroon as a“yellow, unreliable sheet, incapableof presenting the truth comprehen¬sively and accurately,” the nine in¬disposed law-givers reviled this peri¬odical as a poor example of collegejournalism. The women, ever fear¬ful of the powers of the press, weremost vociferous and merciless intheir attacks.It Unfortunate ConflictA short time after this unfortun¬ate occurrence The Daily Maroonsaw fit to obtain a complete accountof the council’s proceedings by“some other means,” as the Biblesays.CALL PHOENIX BOARD/MEETING IN OFFICEPhoenix Board members are re¬quested to meet this afternoon at3:30 in the Phoenix’ office. Theboard is comprised of the followingpeople: Fred Handschy, John Bar¬ton, Joseph Budlong, Robert Mark-ley, James Root, and Addison Wil¬son.Ikku--,:.. |. |g|:-, g--v. k ' &&■•'■ W:" ^^SaKaMfen4Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 1926 «<Thr Sattu HarrnrnFOUNDED IN 1901THH OFFICIAL STUD8NT NEWSPAPER OF TH» UNIYRRSITY OF CHICAOOPublished mornings, except Saturday,Winter sad Spring C9ft.OQ per year; by msiga, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday,quarters by The Dally Maroon Company.ill, 91.00 per year extra. Single copies, fireand Monday, during the Autumn,__ -—Subscription ratoa:cents each. Social SphereEntered an second-class mall at the Chicago Poatoffloe, Chicago, nilnola, March IS.the act of Mi1906. under the act of March 8, 1878.Tbe Dhlly Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing In this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 5522. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 Rings(Ions, but publication will, upon request, be anonymous. comm unica¬st ember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerWE FULFILL AN OBLIGATION'T'HE Undergraduate council is not a secret society. What itdoes, or what it fails to do, is not the private business of itsmembers. Students elect the council; hence the council is respon¬sible to the students. Council meetings are the students’ business.The Daily Maroon is he official newspaper of the students.Therefore, The Daily Maroon undertakes to provide its readerswith complete news of the doings of the Undergraduate council.Whatever difficulties it encounters, it proposes to surmount.The meeting of the Undergraduate council next Wednesday,and all subsequent meetings, will be covered by a reporter fromThe Daily Maroon. By Alta CundyMandel hall has been the attractivecenter for this winter’s social season.There was Playfest, the address ofwelcome by President Mason beforethe reception given in his honor by thestudent body, ami there will be Mir¬ror.Now, however comes a new featurein the calendar of Mandel hall events.The International Students associa¬tion of the University is presenting aprogram Friday night from 8 until 11.On the same night there will be heldat the Windermere hotel the Inter-Club dinner. At 4 the Reynolds club¬house will he the scene of the JuniorClass mixer.“'Old English,” featuring GeorgeArliss, will be seen by the Lutheranclub Friday.Chi Psi house dance will also begiven that evening. Hosts and host¬esses for the affair are Mr. and Mrs.Robert Balling and Mr. and Mrs. Ful¬ler Gregson.Festivities of the week end will con¬tinue on Saturday night with Greenhall’s Faculty party, and Foster hall’sparty.Achoth will hold an informal dancefrom 9 to 12 in the theatre of IdaNoyes hall.Delta Sigma formal will be given onthis evening at the Women’s Cityclub.Delta Sigma Phi, Phi Kappa Sigmaand Pi Lambda Phi will further thesocial events for Saturday by givinghouse dances.CLAP HANDSANDERSON, delegate from Chicago to New Orleans, the Mid-West Student Conference, and the Mardi Gras, is back. Wewrite this to welcome him.To be sure, we have not seen him yet. We are purposely writ¬ing this before he appears. Afterwards, we might write other¬wise.One of the great advantages of a student conference, attendedby delegates from many colleges scattered over a wide area, it isbroadening of the ideas of these delegates, and so of the collegesthey represent. One learns what ones neighbors, near and far,have to deal with. Narrowness, provinciality, the local spirit—all these disappear. One returns with a more general view, a con¬ception of things in their universal aspect.Anderson, for example, had not been in New Orleans an hourbefore he learned an important truth. Red flannels, he discovered,are not to be worn in the South. Red flannels may be the thing—they may even be just the thing—in Chicago; but in Louisianaone doesn’t wear them. One wears/rather, B. V. D’s. Andersoncomes back to Chicago with a new view of things. The oldformula: ."v , Oct. 1—put them on: ITALIAN CLUB GIVESMODERNIZED ‘LUCIA’A modernized version of the opera“Lucia” will form part df a musicalentertainment to be presented at ameeting of II Circulo Italiano todayat 4:30 in the north reception roomof Ida Noyes hall.★♦ ★<DBK Official CollegeFEATERNITYcJewelrjrBadges -Kinjfs-MovejtiesWARREN PIPER &CQ31 S. STATE ST.March 31—Take them offhe now finds to be but a local affair. Anderson (and his fellow-students) have believed this law to be as universal as the lawsof the Medes and the Persians, and as unchanging as those ofgravitation and P. C. credit. Anderson now’ learns (and his fel¬low-students will learn from him) that red flannels, like every¬thing else, are relatives; that they depend upon time and place.He gains a new understanding of the old verse % ..Across the seas y>Diogenes; Wore barrel-staves1 For B- v- D’s:But students here; In winter drearInsist on wollenPnderw’eer.In one age; in one place, man does one thing; a thousand yearslater, a thousand miles away, man does something else. Nothingis absolute; nothing is iron-clad, or flannel-clad. This is Ander¬son’s lesson. At any rate, we trust so; wre have not seen Anderson. DANCE PROGRAMSJEWELRY STATIONERYDesigned and Produced ByThe FRATERNITY Shop14 W. WASH. ST. CHICAGO, ILL.J. H. FINNEGANDRUGGISTWoodlawn Ave. at 55th St.CIGARS. CIGARETTES andCANDYSTATIONARY AND FOUN¬TAIN PENSPhone Midway 0708Ask for Goldenrod Ice CreamWHO STARTED IT?HAVE you a cold?Do you sneeze? Do you cough? Do you breathe into theface of the person who occupies the seat next to you in class?This is the season for colds (and a mighty good reason for coldsat that); and most people already have had or now have colds.Mild colds or severe colds—they are colds; and mild colds or severqcolds—they are all contaminative.We all recall that homely old adage about the bent penny thatw’as passed first from a friend to a friend, then to an acquaintance,then to a stranger, and so on, until everyone in Tarrytown had atone time or other received the peculiar penny. And just so witha cold. A friend or an acquaintance or a mere neighbor in a class¬room contracts a cold. He in turn passes it on to a third person,who passes it on and on and on. And merely a bit of carelessness,merely through a bit of heedlessness, many people are contamin¬ated with colds, many people are needlessly made to suffer.Are you lespoiisiule for your neighbor’s cold? stciaitsYour whole orchestra cantravel cheaper and keepmore engagements withless lost time by rentingSaunders System cars. Goand come when you please.No waits—no delays. Costless than rail fare for fiveor more.SAUNDERS SYSTEM1121 E. 63rd St.A(D SAUNDERSDrive It Yourself]SYSTEM\Wfmemrfcu ANDERSON BACK;GIVES ACCOUNTOF CONVENTION(Continued from page 1)and regulation of freshman activitiesthe topics of discussion. He reportedChicago’s policy of standing againstfreshman hazing, backing up VoidP. Null, Missouri representative,who was flatly against hazing. Anderson and Null met vigorous op¬position from the representatives ofMillsaps college and Miami univer¬sity, who were all for “maintainingthe old college traditions.”The Chicago delegate reports thatthere was a very interesting discus¬sion Friday morning on collegemorals. Chicago, of course, coulioffer but little light on this, Ander¬son merely telling the other col¬legians what a bunch of nice boyswe are. Some of the other delegates,however, could not offer such happytestimony, especially as regards whatis technically called drinking. Hea •-say has it that the convention evenwent into extra evening sessions tolook into this problem, so intensewas the interest it aroused. “Say,” said Anderson, when inter¬viewed just after he hopped off thetrain, “if you’re ever in New Or¬leans, have a look into the PatioRoyal, Uncle Tom’s Cabin, and IkeHoganboom’s. 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The Daily SPORTS Maroon Swim team meets |Purdue Friday Even¬ing. nThursday Morning February 25, 1926FOUR TEAMS ELIMINATED IN SEMI-FINALEngage Boilermakers On SaturdayCoach Hoffer Seeks SolaceFor Gym Team’s Past RecordsNatatorsWILL BE SECONDHOME MEET OFPRESENT SEASONSplashers Hope to AvengePast Defeats InOwn TankCoach McGillivray and his Maroonnatators will be “stay at home, playat home” boys over this week-end.Saturday evening at 8 o’clock theywill meet a highly respected groupof mermen from Lafayette, Indiana,when Purdue brings her swim teamto Bartlett.This Is to be the second home meetfor Chicago—Indiana being defeatedhere in the initial contest of theseason. It is hoped that the jinxwhich has been following the Ma¬roons on their way from home en¬counters will be broken when theyonce more perform in their owntank.Ha* Good TeamPurdue, although defeated threetimes in three engagements, has agood team this year. This is evi¬denced by the small seven point mar¬gin by which the dangerous Illinoisteam won from them.Some new m^n have strengthenedthe Boilermakers in several events,Dithmer, Davenport, and Leichtle area trio of real stars. The former hasbeen making exceptionally good timein the 100 and 40 yard events to winwith regularity. Davenport swimsa fast 440. Leichtle, an all aroundman, is entered in almost everyevent. He is good in all of themand especialy so in the backstroke.Captain Noyes will be the main¬stay of the Maroons. Together withHarry Rittenhouse, yearling captainlast year, he will shoulder the hopesfor dash and relay victories. Dia¬mond and Nyhydal will again fight itout for supremacy in the 200 yardbreastroke, and are expected to ac¬cumulate some points. Charley Laneand Jerry Greenberg ai*e other prob¬able point winners for the Maroons,but will meet some stiff competitionfrom Darnell of Purdue, who alsois a fast splasher in their event.Special Prep EventAs an added attraction for themeet a special relay event for highschools has been planned to fill inbetween the swim contest and thewater polo game. It is to be a 240yard event for six man teams.VARSITY BASKETBALLSQUAD SCRIMMAGESWITH FROSH IN GYMNorgreu sent his cagcrs through afast scrimmage with the freshmen lastnight in an effort to bring the teamback to fighting form. The Maroonswere sadly off color against tlie lllinilast Saturday night and must showmuch better shooting and guarding ifthey expect to stop Iowa on Saturday.Sam Barry’s Hawks have hit theirstride as is shown by the fact thatthey held the high powered Purplefive to eleven points. Capt. McConnellof the Iowans is about the best guardon the Big Ten and should cause theMaroons forwards plenty of worry.Norgren will rely on his usual line¬up to close the last away from homegame with a victory. Alyea is at thepivot post, Sackett and Zimmermanat the forwards, and Hoerger and Mc¬Donough fill the guard berths. Far-well and Marks will be given an op¬portunity to perform, since the tilt isdoped to be a close guarding game.wb’Ch nl<»ntv of frrnle Here Are HandballTilts on ScheduleAlpha League4:15—Lambda Chi vs. Alpha Delt5:00—Alpha Sig vs. BetaBeta4:15—D. U. vs. Tau DeltGamma4:15—D. K. E. vs. Phi SigDelta4:15—Phi Kappa Sigma vs. KapptAlpha PsiSingle*5:00—Abrahmson, Lambda Chi,vs. Gleason, Alpha DeltBudlong, D. U. vs. Gettle-man, Kappa NuCurtin, Sigma Nu, vs. Grus-kin, Tau Delta PhiWHAT of IT?If/cjORpC MORGEN8TMREThe Sob In BusinessIt has lately been the fashion amongthe intellectuals to stand up for oldRotary, old Lions Club, old Kiwanisand all those other organizationswhich hut a short time ago were sup¬posed to be the best fit to come in forthe covert sneer, being representativeas they were of the celebrated GreatAmerican Spirit. It was not so longago that all those clubs, along with theSpirit that moves through all thingsAmerican, were bywords and thingsof derision. Not so any more. TheY. M. C. A. secretaries, evangelists,and Sunday school teachers have gotin their work of education, and taughtus that after all, despite all the sneer¬ing of those on a higher plane, it isRotary that moves the world. So, justas lately it was the fashion to sneer,it is now the thing to bellow the oldRotary songs, click knives on the lipsof glasses, and join in singing thepraises of the Rotary Spirit to thehighest heavens.“The Sob In Business” concerneditself with telling how to sneak insidethe good graces of your neighbor andthen sell him a bundle of shingles orsomething else he didn’t want, or,anyway, sock him for a row in someway or other. “What gets you busi¬ness gentlemen?” demanded the mas¬ter brain making the talk. Then, likea Fourth of July orator, he repeatedthat poser—and as nobody said any¬thing ,he answered himself: “Goodwill—good will gets it! And how doyou build good will, gentlemen? whendo you build it?” (Two more rhetori¬cal questions, I surmised). He thenseized hold of a large cardboardwhich had been standing by all thewhile, dramatically turned its businessside to his audience, and therethere was a life-size portrait of amewling Mellin’s Food Baby, tastilydone in black and white. “Then thetime to build good will, gentlemen,” Iheard through the mist which had sud¬denly closed about me, “then’s theA SUMMER JOBFOR EVERYONEFill in and Mail to box 180Faculty Exchange care ofP. T. D.Name .AddressAge Yr. of Grad By Victor RoterusLike Tennyson’s brook there aresome things that go on forever. Un¬til last Saturday it was conceded thatthe gym team’s string of victories wasincluded in that grouping. For yearsDan Hoffer’s lads had cut a monoton¬ous line of notches into the parallelbars to symbolize their victories, butduring the past week-end they mettheir Purducloo.Always WinCoach Hoffer, to seek a balm afterthis unforeseen calamity, unearthedthe past dear old records and soughtconfidants. “Since 1916,” he declaredas the records began to have a sooth¬ing effect, “there has been but oneyear in which we had an opportunityto congratulate the winners. That wasin 1922 when Wisconsin and Min¬nesota forgot themselves and beat us.Since then they have behaved as theyshould.”Feels Good To LoseAnd then he went on to point out adeluge of other achievements and theywere as numerous as Paavo Nurmi’sworld records. Besides clicking off theconference championship each year asregularly as the plaster falls off tromthe caving walls of Cobb hall the gym¬nasts have coralled two official na¬tional championships and two un¬official championships and two unof¬ficial country-wide titles. Several na¬tional individual champs have beenproduced. In fact, championshipshave been so common that Mr. Hof¬fer was inclined to remark, “It seemsgood to lose once again.”time.” I looked around: many of thecaptains of industry were openly andshamelessly choking hack great sobs.“Oh, Gawd,” I heard one of themsay, “from now on I’m going to livea better life, as a lumber dealer I’mgoing to give SERVICE to my fellowman. Gawd, ain’t that a beautiful sen¬timent he put across?”I frankly say that since that splurgeI am emphatically not “sold on” Ro¬tary and Big Brother Babbitt. The“message” did not “get across” to me.I am going to drag the old sneer forthe Great American Spirit out of themothballs once more and practice upon it. And then, when the next oc¬casion offers, I am going to cut loosefrom “the thing to do” and, forgettingthe pastor’s words, indulge in a super-Adolph Menjouish grimace at Babbittand Rotary both. And I call uponall good men to do the same. Maroons and IllinoisTied in Relay WinsFigures show that not so longago Chicago track teams were theterror of the Conference. True,Chicago has sent more men to theOlympic games than any otherwestern university. And now therecords show that at the Illinoisrelays, the Maroons and Illinoisare tied with six apiece as theleading relay winners. Most ofthese six races were won in theearly years of the relay carnival.This year it appears that theMaroon have but a slim chance tocop a relay, for the competitionis exceptionally keen. The Ma¬roon two mile relay team withJimmy Cusack have a good chanceto place and still retain their tiewith Gill’s team as the lllini donot boast exceptionally strongrelay teams.RUNNERS PREPAREFOR ILLINI MEETIn spite of the fact that the trackteam came out fourth in their lastmeet, which happened to be a quad¬rangular one, they are journeying toChampaign this week end with thefirm determination to stage 'a lwgspurt and grab off one of the topplaces. The downstate school is put¬ting on their ninth annual relay carni¬val Saturday and fifty universities allof whom are sending their best, areentered, hut for several reasons localfans have figured that the Marooncolors will float high when the totalsare given out.The first of the reasons is the factthat the meet will consist almost en¬tirely of relay runs, eight in all of va¬rious distances and make-ups. Every¬one concedes that the strongest sec¬tion of the University team is our setof relay runners. And the same peo¬ple are sure that they can wield justas wicked a baton as any other aggre¬gation that will be present,—so theyforecast a great amassing of Chicagopoints via that particular route.The others of the reasons are us¬ually called Cusack and Burg. Lastyear at the spring conference meetCusack stepped away to a neat firstin the mile run and there is no ap¬parent reason for his not doing thesame this year. And Burg has alwaysshowed plenty of class in the highjump and the pole vault and there isno doubt at all but that he will figurein those events down at Champaign.Milk For DrivingPowerBefore beginning active work or play thattakes an unusual amount of driving energy,drink a glass or two of WANZER’S MILK.It is stimulating and rich in nourishment, anda delicious beverage for any time of the day.YOU CAN DEPEND ONSIDNEY WANZER & SONSTELEPHONE CALUMET 0817WANZER’SPURE DAIRY PRODUCTS SIGMA NU, A. T. 0. DELTA SIGMAPHI, PHI GAMMA DETA WIN ININITIAL ROUND OF CAGE TOURNEYGarden Scintillates as A. T. O. Downs Dekes in SpeedyGame; Large Crowd EnthusiasticallyCheers Favorite SquadsBy Jack WeltyShowing the best floor work thusfar exhibited, coupled with someclose guarding, A. T, O. defeatedthe Dekes in the feature game of thefirst round of the semi finals for theUniversity championship. The Delta'Sigs, Sigma Nu’s and Phi Gams alsowon their games and thus won theright to play in the next round of thetourney. 'Gordon StarsStarting out by scoring a basketin the first twenty seconds of playGordon of the A. T, O.’s quicklyput his team in the lead and con¬tinued to star at the scoring end.He contributed seven field goals dur¬ing the encounter and also played astellar floor game. Anderson at theother forward sunk four basketswhile Castle chalked up four to hiscredit. Murphy played a nice de¬fensive game and his dribbling wasa feature. “Togo” Dygert was thebig man for the Dekes with his fourbaskets all from midfloor. TheDeke guards seemed to have a greatdeal of trouble stopping the fastA. T. O. forwards under the basket.Phi Gamma Delta handily defeatedthe Zeniths aided by the four basketsof Grant who looks to be about thebest center in the tourney. Ralstonand Bartlett each made two fieldgoals and otherwise starred. Mc¬Carthy’s guarding bordered on thesensational and he very rarely failedto get the ball off the backboard andstart it down the floor. Gorden’stwo baskets from deep center wasalso a feature of the game.Macs LoseHoey was the outstanding man inthe Sigma Nu-Mac clash which theformer won by a score of 16 to 12.The Sigma Nus had the upper handall during the battle due to somepretty guarding by Brignal and Price. Stevens was the high pointman for his team and Koerberstarred at the floor game. Ander¬son playing forward for the Mac3was the star of the losers and hisscoring kept them in the runningduring the encounter.Featured by the close guarding ofboth aggregations Delta Sigma Phibarely defeated Chi Psi by a closedecision of 10 to 7. Gray of theDelta Sigs almost single handed wonthe game for his team by scoringthree field goals, the only ones made.The Chi Psis were held to one bas¬ket, made by Goble, by the closeguarding of the Delta Sigs. Drainplayed a nice game and also con¬tributed four free throws.FROSH, SOPHS PLAYTIE CAGE CONTESTAfter a hotly contested battle, theFreshman-Sophomore struggle endedin a 24-24 tie in the women’s cagetilt, yesterday. The outcome of thegame was in doubt every moment asfirst one side and then the other tookthe lead. The Freshman-Senior con¬test was a regular walkover for theSeniors in which the Freshmen had no'chance at all from the beginning. Itended in a score of 33 to 7.“HUSK” O’HAREAlittleyou overEQUIP your summer bankroll with a pair ofsea-legs and follow it aboard a “CunardCollege Special!”What if your bankroll is thin and anaemic?A little money will now stretch all the wayacross the Atlantic and back again.A fine triumvirate:—Cunard ships—collegemen and women—low cost!$170 to $190• Round TripTOURIST III CABINMISS ELIZABETH LA MAYBeecher Hall — University of ChicagoRepresentativeCUNARD & ANCHOR LINES140 N. Dearborn St., Chicagoor Local Agent*fc= —Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 1926<r^e^ YVfaisfleTHE IMPRESSIONISTChicago is a great, flat waffleMade from a thousand recipesSpattered on its grid by a hand thatshook—A million germs of yeastMake it rise or let it fall!It is very delectable on the crustBut somehow soggy in the middle—Come, let usDrown itIn syrup! !—AstoniphronqueFour For Eight O’ClocksTurk—I? it really true now that theprofs are counting three yawns as acut?—Firpo FEDERATION COUNCILCALLS FOR COOPERA¬TION WITH P.C. DEPT. Want AdsUSEShe was a timid campus queenWith wondrous tear control,Within the handsome hero’s armsHer tears would roll and roll.She’d lay her head upon his chestWeep soft salt tears upon his vestAnd do her sob stuff act with zest.Her lead was beautiful but dumbYet this we both agreed—The lady needed his supportHe filled a crying need!—AudreyWell, She Couldn’t See It!Dear Turk:All last quarter I admired her,dreamed of the day I would meet her,date her .... oh those dreams. Now,now today she sat in front of me. andTurk,—her neck was dirty!—CHUCKASPIRATIONSSome men aspire to riches.Others aspire to fame,But, oh, for the life of a “ladies man’With Kismet for a name.—Lumber JackTURK:Having fully decided that I want tobe ar member of the illustrious Whis¬tle club, I respectfully submit:POSITION IS EVERYTHINGNow the strains of music playing.And the lads and lassies swayingTo and fro their grace displayingIs what we call dancing.Now the strains have ceased begayingLad and lassies remain swaying,Arms tight clasped they are delayingThis we call necking.—DoloTHE NEW AUCTION CRY?Three Whistles and the Club isyours!—K from KenwoodA PLATONIC FRIEND is whoyou tell the B. F. it was after lie’scaught you trifling with another man.—MimiTHE LAST DEFINITIONHe wears the same suit every day,Same tie, same socks—and those notgay.He won’t use Gloco on his hair,Has never heard of Vanity Fair.He comes to school without a shave,And takes advice his grandma gave.He’s seated ere the rest come in,No quiz comes ever hard for him.He never looks for class to end—There s your old Platonic Friend! !—SisWhat! All Four Million of You?Dear Terrible:If by twelve tonight Atlas does notcompletely and publicly withdraw hisstatement about girls with Red Hats,you will lost a valuable member ofyour staff! We, the Red Hat Girls,are going to lynch him.—AnonWHISTLERS and NeophyteWHISTLERS! ! Offerings addressedto the Whistle can be dropped intoany of the Faculty Exchange boxesand will reach us as soon as thosedropped in the tin box in Ellis hall.—TERRIBLE TURKStudents’ Laundry20% Discount With This AdUNIVERSITYHAND LAUNDRY1031 E. 55th Street (Continued from page 1)which the Department requests, and,when a complication arises, to hold theDepartment responsible.The Federation of University Wom¬en feels that an attitude of co-opera¬tion, and an attempt to reach an un¬derstanding with the Department,would be an immense improvementover the present ill-founded attitudeof hostility which exists among acomparatively small number of stu¬dents. Sue ban attitude would not onlyexpedite administrative routine, butwould be entirely compatible with thegeneral attitude of students towardthe administration of the University.(Signed,)—The Council of the Federation ofUniversity Women. WANTED—Student experienced inorganizing large student sales forcefor this summer. Splendid opportun¬ity for a hustler with executive am¬bitions. For interview address GeorgeGruskin, care Daily Maroon.WANTED—Male student for parttime sales work near University. Com¬mission. Reply today. Daily Maroon,care Classified Manager. THE FROUC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenre and 55th St.WANTED— Part time salesman;may lead to full time this summer andafter graduation. Address communica¬tions to W. M. Daggett, care Box O. |Faculty Exchange.PATRONIZEMAROON ADVERTISERSMaking Progress In SchoolCalls for a sturdy well nourished body. Students need thefull advantage of a quart a day of Borden’s Selected Milk.It is the most in pure food for the least money.BORDEN’SFarm Products Co. of Ill. Franklin 3110Dorothy J. DerbacherDANCING IN THE LOOP George A. BohmannNATIONAL DANCING ACADEMYTelephone Wab»sh 65811 private Lesson $1.00 4 Private Lessons $3.00 8 Private Lessons $5.00Auditorium Bldg., 2nd Floor, 431 S. 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