‘I<•» M 13:!'!t '• f o■ -«■ jyyw®fje Batfo jteoon See Editorial Pagefor Maroon CouncilPlatform.Vo). 25 No. 74 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 1926 Price Five CentsCOUNCIL TURNS GUNS ON MAROONNo Lulls in Prom Music; Victor Band Signs Exclude Reportera la Chesterfield;Start MeetingUNDERGRADUATESCHOOL IS HERETO STAY - MASON Tells PoliticalPower of PublicIn Radio Lecture500 Students Receive Pres,and Vice Pres.Mandel Hall inThere is no possibility of abandon¬ing the undergraduate body of theUniversity, Pres. Max Mason, told500 students last night at the recep¬tion in Mandel ball.Neither is there any possibility ofallowing the graduate school to be-1come second to any in the country.In short, the University is to proceedon the course layed out by Pres. Har¬per, a course wherein the graduate andundergraduate bodies wotk as a unittowards productive scholarship.Speeches Precede HandshakingSpeeches by Pres. Mason and Yice-Pres. Woodward preceded the recep- |tion in the Hutchinson commons,which gave all of the students an op- jportunity to meet Pres, and Mrs. Ma-1son, Vice-Pres. and Mrs. Woodward,;and Mr. and Mrs. Merrill. Refresh¬ments consisting of sandwiches, cake,and punch gave the evening its finaltouch. |In his speech in Mandel hall Pres. •Mason said. "I wish the University >of Chicago to proceed and grow. For ithat new plans are needed. No ideasare too radical to be tried once.“I am always interested in studentactivities, and I am of the opinion thatmore students are harmed by the lackof participating in them than by over¬participation.“I hope that scholarship soon be¬comes a student activity. T hope to see ia complete unity between the under- jgraduates and the graduates. The fac¬ulty should be advisors to the fellow¬ship of learning.”Woodward Stresses QualityProf. Frederick C. Woodward, fac- jultv member of the law school and jnewly appointed Vice-President of the ,University said that quality should bestressed by the University. “Studentshave crowded into universities in re- jcent years in such great numbers thatfaculties have bad to concentrate onproviding room and instructors. Therehas been too much quantity and notenough quality.“We have one *»f the best under-jgraduate universities in the country, ;but we are not satisfied, for only a be¬ginning has been made. We want the.University to become a place where |the student may come to know theirtalents, interests, and objectives and !be taught how to develop and enlargeupon these.” Sounding a warning for the futureof democratic government in a radiotalk last night from The Daily Newsstation, WMAQ, Prof. Andrew C.McLaughlin of the University historydepartment explained how the ma¬chinery of party politics demanded awell-informed public.“Admitting then and indeed em¬phasizing the immense importance ofparties, this one still must see: thatthg compelling force is general publicopinion, which somehow manages tomake itself felt,” Prof. McLaughlinasserted. “You and I may not beactive or faithful members of parties,but if we are fairly intelligent weare forming opinions which help makeup public opinion.”How the whole machinery of thetwo party system of government is(Continued on page 4)THIEVES VISITA. T. 0. HOUSEPilfering Indicates FootpadsAre FastidiousA thief, with a dead eye for banknotes and jeweled badges and afastidious aversion for fur coats, en¬tered the Alpha Tau Omega housesometime between one o’clock andthe breakfast hour yesterday morn¬ing and bore away cash and jewelryamounting to over one hundred dol¬lars.According to John Allison, one ofthe mid-victorian brothers who sleepswith his wallet tucked under his pil¬low, and who thus eluded the leanfingers of the fastidious denizen ofthe underworld, the thief removed apocket book from the pocket of a furcoat of reputed value passing theracoon by to take chances of findinga Prom ticket in the hip pocket ofsomebody’s trousers.“This should serve as a warning toother fraternities,” said Allison lastnight. “Even if the brothers havelost their keys it is better to wake,up the cook than lose your pants.So pull in the latch string.” HOW DO YOU LOOKWHEN YOUR MOODIS AWFULLY BLUE?By Mary Winner HughesDid you ever try to draw yourmoods? How do you look whenyou’re blue? Miss Dorothy La¬Salle, formetly a student in the ArtDepartment of the University liasmade the interesting experiment ofdrawing herself as she feels on dif¬ferent days.According to Miss 'LaSalle, ev¬eryone is affected by his surround¬ings: bis moods and bis thoughtstake on the color of his environ¬ment; be even looks like the thingsaround him. To demonstrate hertheory, Miss LaSalle has loaned theArt Department a number of“Studies—Mostly of Herself.”Just for example, as Miss La¬Salle sat on the shores of LakeSuperior one summer day, shesketched herself, and was surprisedto find that the finished water colorcontained the soft erev of theclouds and the dull tnue of thelake. A slightly drooping headagainst a solemn indigo back¬ground leaves no doubt that themodel is sad, while the head nextto this in black and white with thetwinkling eves tells a different tale.These are just a few of Miss La¬Salle’s moods, for she seems to bea creature of delightful color. Andso we suggest that you drop inthe office of the Art Departmentin the Classics building and makeMiss LaSalle’s acquaintance for*yourself.Fans Tells ofFads and FlirtsAt Cinema Meet ENGAGE RALPHWILLIAMS ANDHIS ORCHESTRAInnovation Insures Continu¬ous Music ThroughoutEntire EveningPROFS. RIPPEY ANDVINER TO DISCUSSPAN-AMERICAN MOVEJames Stephens ToGive Farewell TalkJanies Stephens, the celebrated Irishpoet, will make his farewell appear¬ance at the University when he speakstonight at 8:15 in Mandel hall. WhenMr. Stephens, who wrote t rock ofGold,” "Deirdre,” iand many - othervolumes spoke last year at the T ni-versity, Mandel hall was filled to ca¬pacity. His program this year will benew and entirely different fjorn thatof last year, according to George Dil¬lon, president of the campus PoetryClub.The program will be given underthe auspices of the William \ aughanMoody Foundation and the Poetryclub. Tickets may be obtained forfifty cents at the Bookstore or at thedoor tonight. Various aspects of the Pan-Ameri¬can movement will be discussed byJ. Fred Rippey, associate professor ofhistory and Ja*col> Vincr professor ofpolitical economy when they addressthe conference on “Our Relations withLatin America” Saturday in the GoldRoom of the Congress hotel. “ThePan-American Movement and its Dif¬ficulties” will be the subject of .Prof.Rippey’s address and “Political Signif¬icance of American Investments inLatin America” the topic of Prof.Yiner’s address. The conference isbeing conducted under the auspices ofthe Chicago League of Women Vot¬ers’ Forum, and admission will befifty cents.Tn addition to Mr. Rippey’s lectureat the first session, at 11 Samuel GuyInman, instructor of InternationalRelations at Columbus university willalso speak. The second session willinclude talks by Walter Lichtensteinof the First National bank of Chicagoand Jesse S. Reeves, head of the Pol¬itical Science department of the Uni¬versity of Michigan. What happens to us at the movies,why some women refuse to bob theirhair, why shieks are sometimes un¬successful at “pickups,” why welaugh at falling fat men were someof the subjects discussed by Prof.Ellsworth Paris, chairman of thesociology department of the Univer¬sity before the fourth annual movingpicture conference meeting yester¬day at the Congress hotel. He emphasized the role that imitation playsin human behavior.Imitation cannot take place unlessit be that in the previous experience(Continued on page 5) Continuous music will greet thePromgocr this year when lie dancesout upon the floor at South ShoreCountry Club one week from tomor¬row. This arrangement was complet¬ed with the signing of a contract withRalph Williams’ Victor Recordingorchestra last night. It will be thefirst time in the history of the Wash¬ington Promenade that two orchestrashave been engaged.Ralph Williams, playing in altera¬tion with “Husk” O’Hare, has justcompleted six records for the VictorTalking machine company, and willbe replaced at the Rainbo Gardens,where he has been playing for twostraight years, by Jack Chapman andhis band.To Start TourAfter playing the Prom the Wil¬liams syncopators will begin a sixweeks’ tour with the Orpheum vaude-vWfe circuit and will head the bill atthe Palace theater within the nextmonth.This orchestra has been broadcast¬ing daily for over a year from stationWQJ. at the Rainbo Gardens. Eachof the twelve men of whom the bandis composed play double on everyinstrument in the jazz world. RalphWilliams himself was made famousin the days when he played his banjoand sang with Isham Jones and hisband at College Inn.Complete Preparations“The final touch has been givento the Prom with the engaging of thisorchestra,” said Paul Cullom, one ofthe Prom leaders last night. “Tt is thefirst time we have had continuousmusic.ALL CAMPUS UNITESTO MAKE FIRST OPENCLUB WEEK SUCCEEDWhat’s On TodayY. M. C. A. installation of of¬ficers. open-house, 4, South Lounge,Reynolds.Die Deutsche Gesellschaft, 4, IdaNoyes hall.Interracial Discussion Group, 4,Classics 10.The Physics club, 4:30, Ryerson 32.Public lecture: “Ethical Aspects ofBusiness, IV, Conclusions.” 7, Com¬mon room, Chicago Theological Sem¬inary 'Dormitory.Radio lecture, 0, from MitchellTower through station WMAQ.Members of Women’s Speakersclub, picture. 4:30. Cobb 305.I. S. A. picture for Cap and Gown,I, sunparlor of Ida Noyes hall. In order to afford every studentan oportumty for social contacts inthe field in which he is Interested,campus organizations have united inan Open Club Week.Eta Sigma Phi will meet at 4:80in Classics 20. Three members willspeak on “Ancient Art and Achae-ology.” Try outs for “Antogone”a Greek play which will be presentedat the end of Spring quarter will beheld.II Circolo Italiano has been forcedto cancel plans for the Dante Theatrebut will hold a meeting today at 1:30in the North ReceptiQn room of IdaNoyes hall.Preceding the I. S. A. supper to¬night at 8 in the sunparlor of Id<iNoyes hall. A report will be givenby the committee in charge, con¬cerning the proposed InternationalHouse and there will also be a dis¬cussion of the question.Western club will hold an openmeeting for all students today at4:80 in the trophy gallery of IdaNoyes hall, to discuss the activitiesfor the quarter.A Valeptine party which is to beheld today at 4 in the north recep¬tion room of Ida Noyes hall will con¬stitute the open meeting of DieDeutsche Gesllsehaft. Enter Meagher (Maroon Reporter).Anderson: So you’re the goat,Glenn.Meagher takes seat.Anderson (smiling): I’ll have to askyou to leave.Meagher arises and walks to win¬dow, Optically surveying the distanceto the ground. *Anderson: You have probably beenkicked out of better places than acouncil meeting. (The somewhatlengthy reply is in the affirmative.)Feminine voice from hack stage:“O, you are’nt going to let him stayare you?”Meagher: Who are the principalopponents of my presence?Anderson—Poole and this man(pointing to first on left) and first onleft confirms it.Meagher: Then I am hereby andherewithout officially bounced?Anderson: Yes.Exit Meagher, as Anderson is say¬ing, “The council will come to order.” FLAYS MAROONPOLICY BEHINDCLOSED DOORSAn Account of the CollegeGoverning Body’sSecret SessionWhat They Told UsI lie ( ouncil gave forth for publica¬tion the following information:1 lie Council decided not to issueany more Prom tickets.Final plans were laid for the Presi¬dent’s reception.Discussion was held on CharlesAnderson’s trip to the Mid-West con¬ference.The womens’ Physical Culture sit¬uation was discussed.JUNIOR CLASSDINES TONIGHTClyde Keutzer and SidneyCollins to Entertain They Didn’t Tell Us:-Is there any discus-Vaudeville acts presented by tal¬ented members of the class will formthe first part of the evening’s enter¬tainment at the Junior class dinnerto be held tonight at 6:45 in the re¬fectory of Ida Noyes hall. Amongthe entertainers will be Clyde Keut¬zer who will sing, and Sidney Collinswho will give a soft shoe solo. Inaddition, Bill Hahn’s “College Crew”will furnish music during and afterthe dinner for those who care todance.Speakers of the evening will beMr. Frank H. O’Hara, director ofstudent activities, and Prof. Chaun-cey S. Boucher, associate dean of thecolleges, who will be introduced byWalter Williamson, toastmaster of The President-sion ?Member—\\ e don’t give a whoopabout the Maroon, riiey’re just peev¬ed.Another member—After all, we arethe legislative body of the University.They wrote such a riproaring edi¬torial about the council barring a re¬porter from the meeting. If they geta kick out of it . . .The Maroon is making a bunch ofkids out of us.I suggest that we should read allcopy on the reports of meetings be¬fore it goes out.They don’t care what we do,-just playing into their hands,want to get something on us.Want Elections SecretIn the spring, at elections, I don’twant anybody snooping over myshoulder.T think it will he fun to fightit out with them. I’m for secretmeetings.They’ll say just as dirty thingsabout ns as if reporters were here.They figure they can get the betterof us.They want us to put down the voteon everything, hut how can we do that-we reTheythe affair.Tickets may still be purchased for; when the vote is secret?$1.00 from members of the class1 We’re licking them at their owncouncil, which includes Esther Cook. | game.Leo Stone, Walter Williamson, Joy; I think the Council might admit anyVeazy, Ruth Daniel, Harriet Keeney. I students who wanted to know whatand Bradley Davies,be sold at the door. They will alsoPhi Delts PurchaseFraternity Home at5737 WoodlawnPurchase of the Lyman A. Wal¬ton residence at 5737 WoodlawnAve., by Phi Delta Theta fraternitywas announced yesterday. The pre¬sent chapter house at 5707 Wood¬lawn has been purchased by theMeadville school, who also own theadjoining property on the north.The Phi Delts expect t<^ move be¬fore April 1st, or as soon as the in¬terior can he redecorated and fur¬nished, the Walton family having al¬ready given possession. The househas an impressive exterior of Bed¬ford stone, and is situated just southof the A. T. O. house.The new residence has fifteenrooms and is considerably bettersuited for fraternity needs than thepresent location. Thrpe years agowhen the Phi Delts purchased theirpresent house the Walton home wasconsidered much preferable but atthat time the terms could not beagreed upon. was going on, hut not the Maroonreporters.Who’s Right?Are we right, or aren’t we?We are perfectly right.Why should we change for them?If we should change, and open themeetings for everybody, they’d he sureto call it a “Maroon Triumph.”That would he the best way oflicking them, nevertheless. It wouldfurnish a basis of compromise. We’reso much better than they are, they’ll(Continued on page 4)FEDERATION HOLDSSING WITH W. A. A.In co-operation with W. A. A., Fed¬eration will hold a sing Tuesday at 7in the lounge of Ida Noyes hall. W.A. A.’s prize song written hv NormanReed, will he the outstanding num¬ber of the evening.Last quarter. Federation gave twosings, one in conjunction with Y. W.C. A., hut this is the first one to beheld with W. A. A. According toBetty LeMay, publicity chairman ofFederation, the sing will afford an ex¬cellent opportunity to become ac¬quainted with college songs. "v.Page Four xTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 11. 1926Uftf? Daily iflarmntFOUNDED IN 1001THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, dur¬ing the Autumn. Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily MaroonCompany. Subscription rates: $3.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 peryear extra. Single copies, five cents each. Entered as second-class. mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13, 1906,under the act of March 3, 1873. The Daily Maroon expressly re¬serves all rights of publication of any material appearing in thispapet. *.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALLMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationAllen Heald, EditorMHton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion inits columns on all subjects ot student interest. Contributors mustsign their full names to communications, but publication will, uponrequest, be anonymous.AN OPEN UNDERGRADUATE COUNCIL:THE DAILY MAROON’S PLATFORM1. Regular meetings open to all undergrad¬uates..2. Closed executive session for discussion ofpersonal matters (merits of candidates, etc.)3. Public ballot, by roll-call, on all questions.AN OUTLETCampus clubs meeting this week have planned theirgatherings with the open club program now in effect.This program has been planned, not to give the studentssomething more to do, nor to make one more demand onan already crowded program, but to provide an outletfor excess energy, and to link up classroom activity withsocial life.The language and other departmental clubs accomp¬lish the latter purpose. At their meetings topics of realinterest arc presented which would never come up inthe average class, and thus the student can increase notonly his social but his intellectual experiences. It’s worthtrying, if time is heavy on your hands, and you aren’talready a member of one or more of these organizations.PLAYING THE PEDAGOGUE(From The Harvard Crimson)The theory, long, deep-rooted in American education,that discipline for its own sake holds a legitimate placein the college curriculum, crops out repeatedly in discus¬sions of university policy. Recent press comments haveviewed with considerable deprecation new departures atseveral institutions concerning attendance at classes. Sim¬ilar changes have likewise raised the hue and cry thatdiscipline must not be sacrificed.This view of college education, the historical prece¬dents of which are far more ample than the contemporary,finds not infrequent reflection in the conduct of Univer¬sity Courses. The Harvard tradition has always beentoward strengthening individual Responsibility, towardrelaxing and discarding those petty regulations which arealways ineffective with lethargic students, and often un¬just to others. The whole trend of policy is liberal; therenevertheless remain instances to the contrary to empha¬size by contrast the main current.An illustration of this false standard has just cometo. light in connection with one of the literature coursesopen ro graduates and undergraduates. A list of subjectsfor long reports was submitted to the members cf thecourse, who were given an option on their choice ofsubject with the understanding that for those who did notexercise this option an arbitrary assignment would hemade. One Senior, not choosing his own subject, wasassigned one by number, he "wrote upon the wrong sub¬ject. In punishment for this mechanical slip, the studentin question was given the arbitrary mark of “E” on histhesis, with the explanation that the instructor was mak¬ing an example of him for his carelessness in followinginstructions. Granting without question the prerogativeof the instructor to use whatever disciplinary deviceshe deems necessary to the mechanical requirements ofthe course,.such primitive treatment smacks unpleasantly of that accorded a schoolboy derelict in conning hisnumbersFortunately disciplinary measures of this sort arerare, at least in a form so extreme. President Lowellhas observed that the prime object of the modern collegeis to stimulate desire for intellectual attainment. It iscoining o he a truism that this stimulation can onlyhe achieved by the instructor who abandons the old-fashioned paraphernalia of discipline and meets the stu¬dent sympathetically on his own ground.SOCIAL SPHEREBy Alta CundyAs Thursday night precedes a holiday, it. is a busyevening for hosts and hostesses who wish to take ad¬vantage of that one more possibility to entertain.Phi Beta Delta is giving a house dance at this timeand have invited Mr. and Mrs. Erdenger as their guests.The Lutheran Club and the Methodist Club are hold¬ing their respective parties that evening at Ida Noyeshall. The Lutheran Club is making this an especiallyelaborate affair and a large number is expected.The Junior Class dinner has been planned for Thurs¬day evening also. It will he served in the refectory ofIda Noyes hall, and following it, there will probably hedancing in the theater.The International Society is entertaining its member'sand friends at a Valentine party, for which games andinteresting features have been arranged. This concludesthe many affairs that have been planned for Thursdayevening in Ida Noyes hall.The Delta Delta Alumni Association of Delta Kap¬pa Epsilon announces its 30th annual formal at theBlackstone Hotel for the night of February eleventh;Mr. Harold Swift, Mr. Tracy Drake, and Mr. A. W.Sherer are the Association’s hosts.Friday night reveals the invitations of Phi DeltaTheta' to a house dance, where Mr. and Mrs. B. G.Leske will act as host and hostess.Deitho’s invitation to its members states that theirdance on this evening will take place at the Hotel Winde-mere East. Mr. and Mrs. Robert Platt, Mr. and Mrs.J. L. McCormick, Mr. and Mrs. H. A. Carr, Mr. and Mrs.Merle Coulter, and Miss Charlotte Foye are to he theguests of the Deltho chapter.Kappa Sigma invites its guests to a house dancethat evening, given by the chapter, and honoring Mrs.Ruth K. Barton and Mrs. Frederick Handschy.On Saturday afternoon Wyvern will hold its annualbenefit card party to aid the University DevelopmentCampaign. The entire third floor of Ida Noyes hall willbe given over to the party, which will start promptlyat 2.That evening, Pi Delta Phi is entertaining at theSouth Shore Country Club. Phi Beta Delta is entertain¬ing at the Drake and their hosts and hostesses are Mr.and Mrs. McKinsie, Mr. and Mrs. H. R. Hess, and Mr#,and Mr. E. R. Gordon.The Kappa Nu chapter has also entered a housedance on the calendar for this week-end.Phi Chi Medical Fraternity has announced its WinterQuarter dance to be given at Ida Noyes hall on Saturdayevening. Dr. and Mrs. Harvey are the chapter’s guestsof the evening.Mrs. Robert V. Merrill has invited the aides andmarshalls to tea at her home on this Sunday afternooij.In concluding the mention of the many events inthe sphere this week, a thank you is sent to the North¬western S. A. F. chapter for their announcements sentto us. We regret that they appeared too late for timelypublication.VOX POPTo The Editor:I fear that your report of the consideration givenby the Board of Student Organizations, Publications andExhibitions to the question as to “whether or not areporter from the Daily Maroon shall be present at themeetings of the Undergraduate Council” gives an en¬tirely wrong impression. The question was brought be¬fore the Board in a very informal manner and neither theBoard nor inidividual members of the Board expressedcither approval or disapproval of the action taken by theUndergraduate Students Council. The only specific sug¬gestion made was that the members of the Council mightprofit by calling the question to the attention of author¬ities on parliamentary procedure. oYours very truly,Walter A. Payne,Recorder and ExaminerDebs to ExpoundSocialistic TheoryTo Liberal Club ‘‘Peace Through Religious Educa¬tion.” “Peace Through Commun¬ism?” will be the subject of an ad¬dress by Robert Minor, former editorof the Liberator and member of thoWorker’s (Communist) PartyAmerica. oiEugene V. Debs will be the speak- jer at a meetir g of the Liberal club, |Wednesday, Feb. 24, at 8 in HarperM15 and will talk on “Peace ThroughSocialism.” IThe Liberal club sponsors threeand sometimes four lectures and dis¬cussion groups a week, usually uponthe subject of peace.Many other noted lecturers areupon the club program. On Feb. 17,Miss Jane Addams, well known forher work at Hull house will speak on“The Coming Peace.”On Tuesday, Feb. 16, Mr. StanleyHigh, author of “The Challenge ofYouth” h«« mrreed to sneak on FLAYS MAROON POLICYBEHIND CLOSED DOORS(Continued from front page)get tired of it; they can’t last forever.Who is the Maroon faculty advisor?If we’re standing out against theprocedure of other Boards . . . thatis. if they allow reporters, then weshould.It’s political ethics anyway you lookat it. Do you know of any legislativebody that bars Maroon publicity?It’s silly to make an issue out of it.The thing to do is to find out aboutthe other organizations, and then compromise.I object to yellow sheet stuff. Whygive it to them?We’ll take all the fire out of theirguns. They’re hurting the entirecampus.1 think we need open meetings.The University officials won’t openthe council for the campus.I still think we might as well leteveryone hear what we have to say.The Council used to have openmeetings. Let’s find out what waswrong. Look through the old min¬utes—say 1912.The President—All right, the rec¬ords will be examined and reported onat our next meeting.PRIVATE DANCING LESSONSIn a course of four lessons one canacquire the steps of the Waltz, One-Steo and Fox-trot. *5.00.LUCIA HENDERSHOT1367 E. 57th St Hyde Perk 2314 TELLS POLITICALPOWER OF PUBLICIN RADIO LECTURE(Continued from front page)merely an instrument for carrying outthe will of the people, was brought outagain and again in the course of thelecture. The speaker traced thegrowth of the present method of nom¬inating and electing candidates, show¬ing that ch?/iges had come in orderto make possible a more immediateresponse to public opinion.To emphasize the growing sensitive¬ness of party politics to fluctuations inthe political weather, Prof. McLaugh¬lin pointed out that the two majorparties had not been sharply dividedon a major issue for many years. 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Regardless ofthe gold you spend,you’ll never get choicertobaccos than thoserolled into Camels.So this evening as youply your unerring skill,evoke then the mellow¬est fragrance that evercame from a cigarette.Have a Camel!Camels represent the utmost in cigarette quality. Thechoicest of Turkish and Domestic tobaccos are blended intoCamels by master blenders and the finest of French cigarettepaper is made especially for them. Into this one brand isconcentrated all of the knowledge, all of the skill of theworld’s largest organization of expert tobacco men.(1 vn* Our higher! wish, if you4o no! yel know Carnetquality, it that you trythem. We invite you tocompare Cantelt withany cigarette made atany price.R. J. Reynold* TobaccoCompanyTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY II, 1926 0 Page Five(Continued from front page)FARIS TELLS OFFADS AND FLIRTSAT CINEMA MEETof the person involved, the emotionalattitude has been acquired, Prof.Faris asserted. There is no recordin all the literature of the lynchingof a man by a mob of Quakers, hepointed out.Explains FlirtationsThe speaker continued, “Youngmen who indulge in street cornerflirtations are sometimes successfulin their unconventional advances,but when this is true we are doubt¬less justified in assuming the pre¬existing tendency on the part of thepicked-up flapper and the advanceis not always successful. To attempta flirtation may be to arouse im¬patience or anger or disgust in whichcase there seems to be no possibilityof assuming an interest of imitationat all. Courtship would be fairlyeasy and smooth-running if everyemction were promptly imitatedwhen expressed.“The point is still further madeclear if we consider these numerouscaseR in which the emotion observedgives rise to a very different one.It is hard to witness the sudden fallon an icy sidewalk of a well nourish¬ed gentleman without being amused.And it is easy to observe that thecorpulent being in question neithercommunicates his emotion to the be¬holders nor imitates their own feel¬ing toward himself. He may beangry or embarrassed, but if helaughs it always seems to be forced.Discusses Fads“A well-taught and conservativeyoung woman on seeing nude color¬ed stockings, visible garters and bareknees is more likely than not to beconfirmed in her own good taste.“Not all women boh their haireven yet and for many months thepractice made headway slowly. Thereare doubtless many women who willnever sit in a barber chair but willcontinue their former manner ofwearing their hair in spite of' thewide diffusion of the custom. Andthe reason is not difficult to state.Their own conservatism or theirideals of fitness or beauty do notaccord with the practice or else theirambitions to win the praise of thegroup involved are limited or evennon-existent. The girl who dressesin extreme customs is indeed imitat¬ing, but the central explanation liesdeeper than the mere perception ofthe pattern, for the pattern is per-CHICAGO ETHICAL SOCIETYA non-occtarian religious society to fosterthe knowledge, love and practice of the riicht.THE BTIJDKBAKKR THEATER418 8. Michigan Art.Sunday, Feb. 14th, 11 a. ni.MR. HORACE J. BRIDGESWill apeak onABRAHAM LINCOLN AND THENEGRO PROBLEMAll Heats free. Visitors cordially welcome. ceived by those who do not imitate, itative behavior.We must look to the ambitions, the “The happy ending which meansproximate ambitions, which will that all problems are solved for thealone furnish the clue. hero has a tendency to turn life intoDrama Fulfills Wishes reveries and day-dreaming and in-“The dramatic art identifies the stead of being spurs to action mayspectator with the principal char-operate to paralyze and inhibit, sinceacter so that the wishes and ideals everything will probably come outand purposes are shared by the be-all right.holder. The living for an hour in “My own observation which is toosuch sympathy with a character does meager to be conclusive is thathave an influence on the personality ideas, if any exist in the picturewhich may lead to unconscious im- drama, are interpreted by the audi-itation. ence in a way which leaves nothing“Vicious or lawless acts by any to be desired for varied. 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Really,it is charitable of us. dear chappie—THAT WE DON’T SAYYour colyuyi is exceeded in its me¬diocre volubility by only the infinite,infantile incompentency of its perpre-traitor.THAT WE REFUSE TO ADMITYour blind aggressiveness, or per¬haps guilty conscience, has led you tomisinterpret graceful agreement as vi¬olent denunciation.THAT WE DECLINE TO RE¬LIEVEYou are hopelessly, wretchedly,sadly, misfitted to the delicate task ofappreciating the true worth of ournoble neighboring contemporary.AND IT is best that we do all this.Why, the first thing we know youare liable to get the idea of beginningto say unkind things about us in that“What Of It” outrage!She Gives ’Em a Run For TheirMoneyDear Sir:Since the Delta Sigs invited HelenTjlkey over to their house for dinner•an it be said that Gaskill and Burkeire chasing the world’s fastest worn-in?—TennTHE Undergraduate Council re-jses to allow a Daily Maroon report-r at their meetings for the one rea¬rm that some of their jokes mighte misunderstood. Well, they shouldot tell such stories during businessours!HIS ROOMMATE>ur closet’s full of new fall suits,hey’re Bill’s not mine.>ur drawer is full of cigaroots,They’re Bill’s, not mine.)ur room has pennants on the walls,ind every day some co-ed calls;They’re Bill’s, not mine.*retty pictures on the standThey’re Bill’s, not mine,rhere’s hats and gloves to beat thebandThey’re Bills, not mine.\nd every month the Postman brings\ bunch of letters and such things,rhey’re BILLS, not Bill’s, but mine!—KittykatTUN TOR Cl.ASS dinner at Ida^oves tonight. All those requiringeconds on dessert must buy an extraieket. says George Weimer.cannot be definitely proven butis a rumour afloat that during jnr rehearsal the other day one Ic girls asked a Beta pledge who \assisting in the work, if" the pin |•ore on his lapel meant that he |three brothers killed in the war.Hint to the Stewardl life there are a lot of thingsre learn to care about—rhich soon we find we’re fairly lostrhen we must go without,id so at school there’s formed a lovelat’s most divinely mellow—re don’t know how the Frats couldgoithout their daily Jello!—GeoGTHE Boys over at Bartlett gymlailv divest themselves of their cloth-ng to the tune of a Yictrola. Oh, oh,vhat if somebody should get absent-nindrd at the Washington Prom!TERRIBLE TURKDANCE PROGRAMSJEWELRY • STATIONERYDesigned and Produced ByVie FRATERNITY Shop14 W. WASH. ST. CHICAGO, ILL. Issue Final Call INVITE STUDENTS TOFor Friars Plays HEAR DR. 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Our shelves and tables may be viewed eve¬nings ’till 9:00.WOODWORTH’S BOOK STORE1311 E. 57th St. Open 8 A. M. to 9 P. M.Henry CLytton 8 SonsSTATE at JACKSON—on the Northeast Comer• j• j• jaa• Ia!•6°raaaaaa•...55ViJlI!p*>»IP\U3»a0a.>•; i->!•a9aaa«Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa The Piccadilly—A CollegiateEnglish DinnerSuitA Feature Value — Assuring Youan Actual Saving of 25%$48j>TILE selected the woolens, supervised the designing and work-"" manship—and then marked them far below the price theyshould ordinarily sell for—so there will be no doubt that this isthe greatest Tuxedo value in town.Ask for Mr. Burchfield*—our College Representative—to show you these suits f•t ’♦,;•h«. .<iuG*1•;ii •ftAait!A•rcaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa* a a a a aWe see that Washing¬ton State is introducingIntramural Ping Pong. The DailyThursday Morning SPORTS Ma roonFebruary 11,1926 We think Chicagoshould retaliate with asarcheesi meet.MAROONS-BADGERS IN CRUCIAL TILTEck’s MenBOTH SQUADS HAVEBEATEN INDIANA BYTHE SAME SCOREHoosiers Conceded Shotand Dashes, LocalsStrongIf the Purdue track team's handydefeat of Indiana means anythingTom Eck’s boardmen will have t->plunk the Bartlett track a little moreindustriously and frequently than inthe past in order to emerge withfloating colors from their dual meetwith the Boilermaners tomorrownight.The Maroons presented Indianawith a 58-28 reversal while Purduewas not at all backward and alsochipped in by giving their fellowHoosiers a 57-28 licking. Note¬worthy in this latter slaughter wasthe defeat of Pepper, the crack dash-man who led the way for the Maroonsprinters, by Sebold of Purdue whonegotiated the 40 yards in 4 4-5 sec¬onds. Miller and Fox should worryBerg considerably in the pole vaultas these lads both cleared the bar at11 feet.Jones of the invaders has beenheaving the shot over 40 feet re¬gularly during practice drills and thisdistance is good enough for firstplace tomorrow night. However theMaroons’ strength lies in the middledistance runs. Captain Cusack willonly receive mediocre competition inthe 880 and mile from Little of Pur¬due who is only an ordinary per¬former. Armstrong has been run¬ning the quarter mile some secondsunder the best time made by Spencerof the visitors. Spencer was able toonly place third in the Indiana meet¬ing.The Purdue relay quartet is com¬posed of Sebold, Eagen, Spencer andHarmon. They depend upon Seboldto get a good start which they at¬tempt to maintain.VOLUNTEERS WANTEDTO SERVE ON W. A. A.LODGE COMMITTEEPreparations for making theW. A. A. lodge at Palos park habit¬able are rapidly being completed.The following committees to attendto the matter were appointed Mon¬day, Feb. 8 at board meeting: Policy,Beatrice Nesbit, chairman, FredaJacobson, Josephine Sibbald, AnnPort, Helen Wooding. Transporta¬tion, Evelyn Hamilton, chairman,Honora Sellybeck, Marjorie Burrell,Samuella Cover, Florence Werz-mann. Grounds, Blanche Hedeen.chairman, Mildred Heindl, MissThompson, Dorothy Bock, ElinorWilkins. Name, Gudrun Egeberg,chairman, Miss Wiley, Zenobia Laws,Frances Capps, Madi Bacon.Eleanor Fish president of W. A. A.says, “These committees are by nomeans complete. We hope to be con¬tinually adding the names of anywho are interested to them. Girlsare asked to volunteer for the com¬mittees on which they wish to serve.”It is hoped that the lodge will soonbe ready for use, and parties are be¬ing planned for every wek-end andholiday. «PATRONIZE THE DAILYMAROON ADVERTISERS Have Slight Edge Over PurduePostpone I-M IceMeet IndefinitelyOwing to the heavy fall of snowwhich settled itself over the Mid¬way rinks Tuesday night the in¬tramural department was againforced to postpone the ice car¬nival which was to be held yes¬terday afternoon. No definitedate was set on which to run offthe contests but it was announcedthat it would be next week some¬time, the exact day of which willbe announced in the Maroon.In the past there have been sev¬eral postponements due to thegentle breezes that have beenwafting up from the southland.According to Doc Molander, In¬tramural advisor, the departmentis rapidly tiring of the eternal bat¬tle with the weather man, and isdebating the advisability of leav¬ing the field to old Jed.MORGENSTBEQJI was prowling around the Rey¬nolds club yesterday, casually leafingthrough such journals as came tohand in quest of something thatcould offer a half hour’s diversion.I thumbed over The American Ox¬onian, The Anthropological Monthly,Eye, Ear. Nose and Throat Journal,Survey and The American Magazine,but there was nothing in any of themthat was calculated to arouse myjaded appetite. At last I hit on TheAmerican Mercury. “Here,” Ithought, “is entertainment. I shallspend a half hour with the greatminds of the age.”I went down the table of contentsin search of the choicest morsel inthe whole offering. I struck op what.1 thought it to be: “The Baptists.”it was headed, by James Gerard. Iturned to the article. Imagine mysurprise when, instead of seeing r.nice, meaty article, my horrified gazefell upon only a mutilated group ofpage stubs, neatly cut off close ‘othe binding. The article had beenclipped!Here, indeed, was to-do Was allour vaunted boasting of Americanfree speech and freedom of the pres<merely empty talk? Was the Con¬stitution so much ballyhoo? Did ourforefathers (those, that is, of someof us) die or sign their names nvain? Was the Reynolds club (thatstronghold of ultra-democracy!) tohave its free spirit crushed in theclutch of official tyranny? All the.Tethoughts surged through my brainas I stood there, dumbly gazing onthe mutilated Mercury.But a broader view soon came tome of the matter. The University, (Continued on page 2)* -t(j. ptes turn TOPING PONG AT W.S.C.Will Ping Pong take Its placealong side of college sports?At Washington State College theY. M. C. A. conducted a tournamentthis week that marks a milepost inthe history of the game. It is thefirst time in the annals of Americancollege sports that such an event tookplace.Whether this much maligned sportis to rise from its lowly state, thejest of all sports, and assert itself, isa matter that will be watched withinterest. PRIME TANK MENFOR INITIAL WININ GOPHER MEETM&cGillivray’s Men FavoredIn Water PoloGameCoach ' MacGillivray is taking hiscrew to Minnesota this week withhopes of bringing back two victories,swimming and polo. This is thethird trip for the Maroon team thisyear and will be the longest one ofthe season.Minnesota boasts of a number offast men and have confidence ofsending the local natators back toChicago reading an unsavory scoresheet. The Hill brothers are still ona rampage up north and are con¬sidered the fastest in both the dashesand backstroke events, while Moodyis splashing the hundred yard crawl.Captain Richter, one of last yearsspeed merchants is still repeating hisformer performances and will fur¬nish keen competition for Ed. Noyesand Harry Rittenhouse.Fancy Diving Will Be Cli.dyIn the line of fancy diving Fortierwill defend the hosting team againstthe invasion of Fellinger and Wilder.Fortier was classed at one of thehighest rungs of the fancy divingladder of last season as well as twoyears back. His experience is greaterthan that of the local Kellerman butexperience isn’t everything!K. Mygdal is apt to have thingshis own way for Minnesota does notshow promise of strength in thebreastroke events but with the greatnumber of sophomore breastrokebuds a surprise will he looked for.Captain Petrolowitz and his polosquad have as yet not been outclass¬ed this year although they have beenoutpointed. The poloers are goingup with the intentions of both out¬classing and outscoring the hostilecrew once and for all.DELTA SIGS GAIN INI-M PARTICIPATIONPOINTS FOR SEASONAn announcement by the Intra¬mural office yesterday changed thestatus of the leading fraternity point-getters as announced by them previ¬ously through the sport page of theMaroon. As printed the three leaderswere Kappa Sigma with a 196 points.Phi Gamma Delta, 175, and Delta Sig¬ma Phi, 166 1-2. The result of closeinvestigation revealed that the stand¬ing should be Kappa Sigma 196, DeltaSigma Phi*, 1821-2, and Phi GammaDelta 175.Through undeserved forfeits andbecause of the omission of some pointsgarnered during the swimming car¬nival the Delta Sigma Phi wa§ notcredited with the 16 points which theymerited. This revision boosted theDelta Sigs above the Phi Gams in theautumn sport standings.Relay To CountThe Intramural staff will hold ameeting to determine whether the re¬lay event held during the swimmingmeet will be or will not be consideredin the granting of points. The resultof this decision will also affect thepositions of the leaders. Tn the car¬nival Kappa Sigma was first with 26counters, while Phi Kappa Sigma with15 and Delta Sigma Phi with 11 fol¬lowed. Schedule Ten I-MBasketball GamesTen I-M cage games are sched¬uled for tonight. Three leadingteams will swing into action, theDelta Sigs playing the Tekes, theDelts meeting the Delta Chis andthe Phi Gams matching eyes withthe Phi Delts. A complete sched¬ule follows:North Court7:15—Z. B. T. vs. A. T. 0. “B”8:00—Deke vs. Beta “B”8:45—Kappa Nu vs. Phi Kap “B”9:00—Chi Psi vs. Phi Beta Delta“A”Center Court7:15—Delta Sigs vs. Tekes “A”8:00—S. A. E. vs. Phi Psi “B”8:45—Tau Delt vs. Kappa Sigs“B”9:30—Alpha Sigs vs. Tau Delts“A”South Court7:15—Delts vs. Delta Chi “A”8:00—Phi Gam vs. Phi DeltaTheta “A”ILLINI RELAYS TOFEATURE SPEEDSpeed, not only on the track, butki the running off of the meet willbe a feature of the University of Illi¬nois relay carnival, the country’s larg¬est indoor track event, scheduled forSaturday, Feb. 27, in the big Illinoisarmory.The main meet will be Saturdaynight on a time schedule of two hours,starting at 7:30 and closing at 9:30.The Illini managers believe that thepublic will respond to this program.Year after year the Illini have beencutting down on the time of the bigmeet and this year’s innovation is theculmination of these efforts.“VYe are cutting down our mainmeet at night to two hours. Our at¬tendance has always been good, butwe believe that people will enjoy trackmeets more if they do not last toolong,” says Harry Gill. Illinois trackcoach.The Saturday night program willbe featured by the university races—the mile, two mile, medley and fourmile relays in which the best runnersof the Big Ten, Missouri Valley andother institutions will struggle for su¬premacy. Fast fields also will com¬pete in these special events: 75-yardsdash; 75-yards low and high hurdles;300-yards, 1000-vards and 1500-meterruns; high and broad jumps; shot put;pole vault.(Continued on page 2)VICTROLA USED TOPEP UP DUMBELLSIf you happen to be one of thephysical culturers who occupies themain floor dressing room of Bart¬lett gym around three o’clock everyafternoon you probably noticed theportable victrola setting in the cagewhere you exchange your old towelsfor the new. ‘ You probably won¬dered what it was all about, andthought they were going to addCharleston contests to the Intra¬mural program or make them a newP. C. credit. You were wrong.About four o’clock Coach Hofferof the Gym Team arrived on thescene, took the “vie,” put on a rec¬ord, but it wasn’t Charleston musfe.Captain Jerry Quinn began twirlingthe clubs, or the dumbells as you callthem, and he thinks the music willhelp him a lot in getting the rythmnecessary to perform in real cham¬pionship manner. CHICAGO VICTORY WOULD FURTHERCOMPLICATE TITLE RACE; WISCONSIN,INDIANA AND OHIO NOW LEAD FIELDIneligible Men FurtherComplicate TitleRaceBy Jack WeltyWith one of the most hectic cageraces of recent years in progress dope-sters are busily engaged in attempt¬ing to pick a championship aggrega¬tion. No team has a clean slate andpractically every aggregation with thepossible exceptions of Northwesternand Minnesota have a remote chanceof sporting the little gold basketballson their watch charms.Wisconsin at the present looks likeone of the best teams in the race andif they can down the Maroons Satur¬day night, the only team that haspreviously defeated them they willhave an excellent chance of coppingthe bunting. Indiana is another strongaggregation and with Sponsler. Beck-ner, Krueger. Sibley and Winston go¬ing strong the team presents one ofthe ’ strongest offenses in the racebut is handicapped by a very medi¬ocre defense.Purdue as the Midway fans alreadyknow has a team that is bat'd to beatand a lot depends on the tilt with Il¬linois on the latter’s floor. Michiganrated as a powerful team, suffered agreat blow this week when it was an¬nounced that “Bo” Molenda, the sen¬sational sophomore, and Cherry a fineguard of three years’ standing hadbeen declared ineligible because ofscholastic difficulties. The Northwes¬tern squad was also hit when “Moon”Baker, speedy forward and captain ofthe Purple football team had beenruled out for a semester until he couldmake up a certain delinquent subjeet.The showing of the Ohio Team hasbeen one of the surprises of the cur¬rent season. After losing the majorityof last year’s championship team bygraduation and also Cunningham theteam has come back strong and is adangerous contender for the title. Badgers Are FavoritesIn Saturday’sTiltBy Irving GoodmanAfter a fast scrimmage with FritzCrisler’s yearlings, the Maroons com¬pleted the first half of a strenuousweek of practice in preparation for theinvasion of the league leading Badgerquintet. The freshman battled thevarsity on even terms for the majorpart of the workout but the roughguarding tactics of the Maroons, final¬ly halted the first year men.That Norgren will reply on theMaroon defense to produce victorywas evident from the practice sessionlast night. In view of the fact thatthe Maroons have proved that theycannot score more than twenty pointsa game, Norgren has decided to keepthe opposition from scoring less thana score of markers.This^ is certainly a difficult tasksince Meanwell’s five boast a highpowered offense. Wisconsin after alayoff of three weeks will be primedto put out the strongest team it hassent out on the floor this season. Avictory for the Badgers will give thema flying start in the title race. De¬feat will send the Madisonites fromfirst to fourth place.Then again the visitors are anxiousto revenge the 17 to 15 upset that thelocals handed them early in Mie sea¬son. It is said that Doc Meanwell hasperfected a defense for the Midwayout of bounds play and at the sametime will use a new type passing at¬tack that will baffle the Chicagoguarding system. If these rumors aretrue, it bodes ill for the Maroons.For if Bahr. the former Rockfordflash, ever gets loose he is capableof any number of baskets. Powers,a guard, is the fellow who sunk thepowerful Hoosiers with somje wellaimed long shots. It is these boysthat are causing the Maroons plentyof worry.To Award All I-M Trophies atSecond Annual Athletic CarnivalExtensive plans for a gorgeousevent were laid out by the Inframural department, when they metlate yesterday* afternoon to arrangefor their Second Annual IndoorAthletic Carnival. This affair clim¬axes the huge winter program of in¬door sports and is one of the out¬standing events on the campus.Arnold Johnson, one of the sopho¬more managers, has been selected torun the carnival this year. He hasseveral committees to work withhim. Together they will make pre¬parations for the biggest undertak¬ing in the history of the Intramuraldepartment.Preliminaries are to be held onTuesday, March 2, beginning at 4o’clock sharp. Finals will be held onthe evening of Thursday, March 4,starting at 7 p. m. The events areto be the 50 yard dash, 50 yard lowhurdles, 300 yard run, 600 yard run,one mile run, high jump, shot put,pole vault and a four man relay Inwhich each man runs two laps.Specialties will add greatly to thisyear’s program. Ted Cante, nation¬ally known announcer of Stagg In¬terscholastic and Intercollegiatefame, has been engaged for the finalevening. The University Band is to play between the events. A grandopening is to be staged, in which allthe fall and winter sport writers willbe presented to the audience, to be'followed by the awarding of thehandsome array of trophies, now onexhibition at the U. of C. Bookstore.Many surprise events, circus stuntsand the like, are also included, all ofthem to be highly entertaining. Fra¬ternities will compete in a song festto keep things going at a high pitchat all times. No dull moments willintervene.Of high interest should be theFinal “A” League Basketball game,which will also take place on the finalnight. This contest is to decide thechampionship of the University,which was son by the Phi Psis lastyear when they played the Delts atthe First Annual Carnival. The PhiPsis also took first honors in the car¬nival.♦Elaborate decorations are plannedfor the entire gymnasium. Shieldsof all the fraternities are to featurethis, with banners and streamers ofmaroon and white in the background.Booths are to be placed at everycorner, and to top the wonderfulprogram off, a “mixer” (dance) willend the festivities for the evening.- ■. /THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, *; JA »YV A ' \'Marquette Kansu* Aggies, Iowa Normal. Cornell college . BState. Drake, Grlnnel!, Coe, Michigan Carlctmt college, Washingtoiq,State, Butler. Wabash. Western State and Millikin. ,WHAT OF IT? ed away, lay mind at rest. My fearswere quieted. Freedom still ruled.The university, after all, was Broad¬minded. Prof. Mathews, Mr. Scopes,the biology, physiology and zoologydepartments would continue to gotheir way in peace. I was quietjubilant: I walked off whistling“Wave the Flag of Old Chicago/’ (lit! in 1917. The big armory Wrtfa H$.six and three-quarters laps to themile cinder track is an ideal settingtor the races. Among the contestinginstitutions this year will probably he:Michigan, Minnesota, Chicago.Northwestern, Ohio, Wisconsin, Indi¬ana. Purdue, Iowa, Illinois. NotreDame, Kansas, Missouri, Nebraska,fContniued from sport page)1 thought, is a Baptist school. Whyshould it not take steps to keepheresy out of the minds of its child¬ren? Here, I considered, was aschool filled with children at theimpressionable age, fresh from homeand mother. (Continued from front page)Although the night meet ftfll be thebig one, the afternoon program willbe interesting, headed as it is by thethree college relays, mile, medley aridtwo-mile and the high school milerelay.There were 61 universities, collegesand high schools represented by 698athletes in the carnival last year. Thelllini classic was established by Coach juuuuutJUUutxxAJuutxaA.^ ♦ » *,«..*.«-**** «,What effect might notsuch blasphemy as was probably inthis article have on the mind of thegrowing boy? I looked up, from myMnsings, aroused by violent alterca¬tion at my -elbow. There were two jof the growing boys whose well-be¬ing had aroused my train of thought.One, a greybeard of fifty, was argu¬ing some obscure point in the life ofJudas Maccahee with another, a run¬down, senile looking child of forty-seven. “Freshmen/’ I thought. “Justlook how their youthful ardor isaroused. PATRONIZEMAROON ADVERTISERSDrive There I"Getting on” in schoolor in life it napping intothing*. 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