••••Will Seniorsvote a $100,000class gift inChapel today?v'ol. W No. 70 WheBattp Too late —Washington Prombids are all sold.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 1926 Price Five CentsCOUNCIL BARS MAROON REPORTERSCasino Club Ensemble Chosen by Leaders to Play PromNEWMAN SEES Anderson Goes FAMOUS BANDMAN AT CLIMAX T° Tutane for SECURED; SEEKOF EVOLUTION College Confab SECOND OUTFIT Rehearsals Indicate Playfest WillBe “Greatest Show Yet”; Peruvian MEETINGS TOSTAY SECRET-7 TO 2 VOTEOther Plastic FormsLife May TakeHis Place ofIt is possible that man is at the endof his physical evolution and that othergeneralized plastic forms of life areawaiting their opportunity to take hisplace, according to a new version of a Charles Anderson, president of theUndergraduate council, will representthe student body of the University atthe 1926 meeting of the Mid-West Stu¬dent Conference, to be he 1<1 in XcwOrleans, February 17-20.Each year this student confab takesplace at some American school, andTulanc university of Louisiana hasbeen selected host for the coming con¬vention. A letter received yesterdayfrom George T. Walne, chairman otbook, “Evolution, Genetics, and Eu-genics, written by 1 rot. 11. H. i tbe entertainment committee of theman. University Zoologist. The book ; southern schooi invites a representativeis soon to be published by the L ni-i Qf Chicago to be his guest from theversify 1 ress, revised by Dr. Newman ] advantage of the last two days of thesince he took the stand as witness for j J5th to t|le 20th of February, to takethe defense of John 1. Scopes at Day- | Mardi Gras carnival.According to the usual orocedure,the president-elect of the student coun¬cil represents the University. Conse¬quently Anderson attended last year’sconclave at Cornell, while Allen Mil¬ler was sent to the Mid-West gather¬ing. Since the council has not yetchosen its future leader, however, An¬ton, Tennessee.Explaining what evolution is andwhat it is not, in view of the attacksmade upon it. Prof. Newman pointsout that man developed much earlierthan present day apes and monkeysand could not possibly have descendedfrom them. Darwin never held the no¬tion that man is descended from pres- derson again makes the trip.ent-day species of monkeys, Prof iNewman declares.Apes Degenerate MenIt would be better to say that apesand monkeys are dengenerate menthan to say that men are improvedapes, opines Prof. Newman who con¬tinues, “The view held at the presenttime as the result of all the evidenceavailable, is that allprimates have beenwhich has had one of the presentderived , somefrom a presentprimate stock,if a few main PROMINENT MENUSHER PLAYFESTHonorary Positions FilledBy Leaders Innovation of Two OrchestrasTo Provide MusicContinuousyFootball stars, prom leaders, editorsand presidents, will he ushers at thePlayfest, according to Stuart Lytle,head usher, who has just announcedtrends or branches and many minor [ the appointments to the honorarypositions.Graham Kernwein, William Abbot.and less successful trends or branches.“The most successful, really the cen¬tral. evolutionary branch of the prim-1 pau, Cullont. Allen Heald, Walter G. Iates has from immense antiquity been Williamson, Charles Anderson, kus-the man branch. It there is a genetic : st,|| Cunningham, George Wietner andrelation between man and the present U;raeme Stewart are the ushers that Iapes it would be more nearly in ac- ),ave ])een t-hosen by Lytle for the jcord with the evidences to say that jwo evenings of the performance. Theythe various ape stocks have been de- L.j„ assisl j„-m jn seating the manyrived, by processes of specialization of piay.g0ers< 1simian and therefore non-human char- ricket sales indicate that Mandelaeters from the central men branch of j jiajj wi]| ,)C to cal>acity both !primate evolution. v Friday and Saturday.Man Not Goal of Process“The evolution doctrine does not !teach that man is the goal of all evo-tionary process, hut that man is mere¬ly the present end of the product ofone particular series of evolutionarychanges. The goal of evolution in gen¬eral is the perfection of adaptation tothe conditions of life as they happen tohe at the present time. Many a high¬ly perfected creature has reached thegoal of its evolutionary course only(Continued on page 4) LE CERCLE FRANCAISPRESENTS SKETCHESBY FRENCH AUTHORS By Robert HarmanThose who attend the thirty-secondannual Washington Prom on Feb. 19,at the South Shore Country club willdance to the “red hot” music of HuskO’Hare’s Casino Club en^emjble, itwas announced yesterday by Paul Cul-lom.Proni leader. The band is wellknown on campus inasmuch as it isthe one that played for SettlementNight this year. It was securedthrough the combined efforts of theProm leaders and “Husk” O’Hare, whoseems to enjoy the patronage of theUniversity as much as they enjoy him.In order that there might he con¬tinuous music throughout the evening,the Prom leaders are considering hav¬ing two orchestras. This innovation,they think, will greatly add to the suc¬cess and enjoyment of the Prom.Prom.Play Larger ProgramAttempts are being made also toproduce larger and more prepossessingprograms than were heretofore knownat this great functions. They will beinclosed in leather coverings on whichwill be impressed the seal of the Uni¬versity.All money for tickets must he turn¬ed in to Cobb 106 today.Through the cooperation of The jDaily Maroon, a novel Prom Maroon jwill he produced. This will be written Iin true Washingtonian style and by vir-1tuc of those in charge ought to afford a |valuable keepsake of the occasion.Moreover, all other arrangements are |being made to make this Prom the ,greatest in the long history of thefamous balls.The right wing will he led by Gra-ham Kernwein and Lucy Lamon whilePaul Cullom and Katherine Campbellwill lead the left.According to those in charge of thefinancial end of the Dance, severalfraternities did not pay for their allot¬ment of tickets yesterday. It is neces¬sity that these fraternities either re¬turn the tickets today or submit themoney to Cobb 10(> between the hoursof 1:30 and 3:30. Costumes to be Feature of Evening Feaj0k«P°Seriou!iyUlstopakeFrank Discussion"It will be the finest thing we haveever done!”This was the comment of ArchieTrebovv. production manager of theDramatic association, last night, at theend of the first dress rehearsal of theassociation’s annual benefit production.The Playfest.The Playfest will be presented inMandel hall Friday and Saturdaynights. The final dress rehearsal willbe held tonight.Feature ScenerySpecial attention has been given toscenery, and members of the associa¬tion declare that the scenic effects thisyear surpass those of all previous pro¬ductions. The costuming also showsremarkable selection, the Spanish cos¬tumes in “Spiced Wine.” a play of oldPeru, lending a picturesque touch tothe entire program.Schedule Theater PartiesThere will he a nuniDer of Play¬fest theatre parties given by women in¬terested in the Settlement and Nursery,for whose benefit the entertainmentis to he produced.Mr. and Mrs. Albert Michelson, Mr.and Mrs. Mitchell Follansbee, and Mr.and Mrs. Livingston Fairbank will beamong the guests of Mrs. James Web¬er Linn.Mrs. William Nitze's party will in¬clude Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Meriill Pat¬terson, Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Meeker,Mr. and Mrs. Quincy Wright, andMrs. Arthur Rverson.Mr. and Mrs. Jack Mcchem and Mr.Paul Harper will he the guests ofMiss Elizabeth Wallace.What's On TodayY. M. C. A. open house 4 to 6.W. A. A. meeting 3:30, Correctivegymnasiu m.Physics club, 4:30, Rverson 32.Sociology club. 8, Classics 10. “Ees Cotcaux du Meiloc by Bernardand Que Fait On Tantot" by HerniLa Vedan will be the two plays pre¬sented at a meeting of Le Cercle Fran-cais Tuesday at 4:30 in the Reynoldsclub theater. This is the first time theFrench club has produced more thanone play for an afternoon’s program.Aileen Finney, Frederick Place, Bea¬trice Watson, Aimee Heineck, Eliza¬beth Turner. Ottilie Fleischman andEugenia Smith have been chosen forthe cast of “Que Fait On Tantot.”"Les Cotcaux du Medoc” will be play¬ed by Leon Despres, Marjorie Vos andM. De Lamp.Y. M. C. A. election of officers.Radio lecture 9 from Mitchell Towerthrough station WMAQ.Pictures of Le Cercle Francais forCap and Gown, 4:30, C obb 306.The Senior class council meets to¬day at 4:30 in Classics 10. EXHIBIT VIEWS OFNORWAY IN HARPERCollected views of Norway entitled“The Land of the Midnight Sun’’have been put on exhibition in Har¬per W31. The pictures were loanedthrough the courtesy of Mr. O. A.Sather, an employee of the Univer¬sity. The collection includes scenesof national beauty of both the winterand summer seasons. Announce PrizesIn Phoenix FordSlogan Contest“Wise Cracks” decorating Fordsdriven by students of the Universityprompted the Phoenix Ford Slogancontest which is now included in thenumbers published bv lhe campuscomic.Many flivvers have been seen aroundthe campus with inscriptions such as“Come on. Peaches, here’s your can,”painted on their sides. It is to stim¬ulate wit of this kind that the Phoenixhas announced its. contest.Five dollars and a Phoenix subscrip- jtion will be given to the person sub¬mitting the best original wise crackof the nature outlined above. Threedollars and a Phoenix subscription willbe given to second place winner; twodollars and a subscription will go withthird place; and five prizes of a pack¬age of cigarcts and a Phoenix sub¬scription each, will go to the nextfive plaec winners. LAY FIGHTERS OFDISEASE TO MEETSCIENTISTS HERENurses and lay social workers inthe modern scientific campaignagainst tuberculosis will meet at theUniversity March 8 to 20 in the Re¬gional Institute for tuberculosis work¬ers conducted by Philip P. Jacobs, ofthe National Tuberculosis Associa¬tion.It is the aim of the institute to givevolunteers in the field a more compre¬hensive knowledge of the administra¬tive problems involved and to aid inthe standardization of methods andprograms of the fight against the dis¬ease. Programs for local, state andnational activity will be discussed aswell as the methods of education, or¬ganization, dispensaries, open airschools, medical service and nursing.Arrangements for the Institute arebeing made at the University byi DrJ. F. Norton, associate professoj- ofbacteriology.DAILY MAROON TOHOLD CONTEST FOFROSH REPOR ALL PROM TICKETSNOW DISTRIBUTEDIn anticipation of the comingWashington Prom that will takeplace Feb. 9 at the South Shore Coun¬try Club, all the available tickets havebeen disposed of. If this rush fortickets is any criterion, the unequalledsuccess of the ball is assured. Requestwas made from the tickets committee Reporters from The Daily Maroonwill not be admitted to meetings ofthe undergraduate council.This was the decision made at thecouncil’s open meeting yesterday, whenthe proposal to admit a reporter to fu¬ture meetings was defeated by a voteof nine to two. The objections to themotion were (1) that a reporter mightthat all fraternities and other patronsco-operate with the leaders in hand- j ,,,,sco,,stn,c th,n*s said and done bying over the money for their tickets. |tbl> meeting in sport, and take themIf the fraternities have not already i seriously, (2) that he might write andone so, they are asked to return any j inaccurate account, and (3) that hisunused tickets to Cobb 106 today in: . . , , . .., * i presence might discourage trank dis¬order that those who have not been isuccessful in securing some mav hav >!cussion by the members-this opportunity. Anderson Proposes PlanCharles Anderson, president of thecouncil, made the proposal. He be¬lieved that a competent reporter, hav¬ing attended the meeting, could writea more accurate and informative ac¬count of the council’s proceedings thanhas heretofore been possible. Underthe present practice, the reporter in¬terview's members of the council afterthe meeting. The account,-, ihuj ^i)b-tained of the doings of the college gov¬erning body are incomplete and afteninaccurate, Anderson said; they cannot be otherwise.The motion was discussed, and op¬posed. William Poole, president of theFreshman class, objected on theY.M.C.A. ELECTSOFFICERS TODAYSmith, Paul and Steen RunFor PresidentElection of officers for the Y. M. C.A. will take place today in the Coun¬cil Chamber of the Reynolds club.Polls are open from 10 to 5. A listof the candidates, their class, churchaffiliation and activity in the organ¬ization follows:For president: Tom 1). Paul. 19'27 I Kround that a reporter would misrepre-Fpiscopal Church, Secretary of ♦*- ' sem levit-v occurri»8 in c™"dl rneet-thecabinet: Cecil Smith, 1927, BaptistChurch, Chairman Discussions com¬mittee; Brooks Steen. 1926, Presby¬terian Church. Chairman Friendly re¬lations committee.For vjre-president: Walter Kincaid,1926. Methodist Church. Second cabi¬net Social committee: Lafayette Marsh1928, Baptist Church, Second cabinet, ing. Others feared inaccuracy. Othersfavored the secret meeting because itencouraged frankness.Anderson, Miller, vs. NineTwo members—Anderson, the coun¬cil president, and Allen Miller, presi¬dent of the Senior class—voted to ad¬mit the reporter. The rest—nine ofthem—voted to exclude him. TheReligious meetings committee, Harold | meetings will continue secret.Schwede, 1927. Lutheran Church. Sec- About five” visitors attended yester-ond cabinet. Deputations committee. J day's session—the council’s annualhor secretary: Charles Hopson, J 0pen meeting. Other measures dis¬cussed were the Student Friendship1929, Baptist Church, Second Cabinet.Secretary; Minott Stickney, 1929, Bap¬tist Church, Second cabinet, FreshmanTo aid in the selection of next war’sSophomore editors of The Dailyj|Ma-roon, the staff has announced a Fresh¬man reportorial contest. Many differ¬ent activities connected with the papercontribute to the contestants’ total ofpoints.The best written story of he weekis rewarded by ten points. The writerof the best written story of the dayreceives five points. Unassigned storiesare also rewarded.On the other band, inattendance toduty will bring a penalty in the formof demerits down upon the head of theoffender. ADD LATEST WORKSOF PADRIAC COLUMTO RENTAL SHELVES drive, the Junior elections to the coun¬cil, and the Junior and Sophomoreelections to the honor commission.These elections, it was decided, willhe held in the week of Feb. 22. GeorgeWiemer will have charge.“Bright Islands” and “At the Gate¬ways of the Day.” the latest works ofPadriac Coluni, the Trish poet andprose writer, are among the new booksat the rental library. “At the Gate¬ways of the Day” is a collection ofHawaiian tales and legends, which Mr.Colum found among the natives of theislands, and rewrote in his quaint Irishmanner.“Canning Wander" by Arthur Mech-en is another new hook. This is thestory of a servant girl. ElizabethCanning, wdio disappears very mysteri¬ously for two weeks. MEIKLEJOHN TAKESPROFESSORSHIP ATUNIV. OF WISCONSIN| After weeks of uncertainty, Dr.j Alexander Meiklcjohn has acceptedj the Brittinghani professorship of Phil-losophy at the University of Wisconsin,i He will begin his teaching duties atthe opening of the second semester,Feb. 9.Dr. Meiklejohn was formerly presi-I dent of Amherst College and dean ofBrown university.He was born in Rockdale. England,fifty-three years ago, but came to theUnited States at the age of eight. Hegraduated from Brown university andtook post-graduate work at CornellTea will he served today from 41 university,to 5 in the social room of the Theol- : The degree of honorary doctor ofHOLD FIRST TEAIN THEOLOGY BUILDINGogical building under the auspices ofthe divinity faculty. Although this isthe first social function of its kind tohe given in the new building it is acontinuation of a series of teas startedlast quarter to promote socialibilitvamong the students and faculy of thedivinity school. laws has been conferred upon him byWilliams college, Mt. Holyoke college.Brown university, Allegheny college,and the University of Vermont.It was thought for some monthsthat Prof. Mieklejohn would become amember of the faculty of Carleton col¬lege in Minnesota.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 4. 1926Sally HaromtFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPut>II«h^d_ mornings, except 8itordi/,Winter end Sprintf&OQ per jeer; by meIge, except Seturdey, Sunday end llondey,quarters by The Dally lfaroon Company,til, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, fiveand Monday, daring the Aatamn,Subscription rates:cents each.Entered as aecond-class mail at the Chicago Postotflce. Chicago, minola, March 1$.1900. under the act of March S, 1873.The Dally^Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 5522. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion lo Its columns <subjects of student Interest. Contributors must sign (heir full names to commlions, but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press Association on allunica-The StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENT BCSINES8 DEPARTMENT(Sertrude Bromberg Women's Editor(tarry l,. Shlaes Sports Editor Ethan Granqulst Office DirectorDeemer Lee News EditorKeese Price News EditorLeland Neff Advertising DirectorWalter Williamson Raws Editor.,.,.Leo Stone WffLftle KdttorJtflUon Local A<*v. Managerp” 1° n® S*tiper‘ w®meniB SdltorThomaa Field Copy ManagerRuth Daniels .. Assistant Women e EditorAlta Cundy Social EditorFre(lerick Kretschmer Circulation ManagerMary Winner Hughes Feature Writer^ „ .. ... , ,,t.eou Galinsky Day Editor t,eolpe Lruakin Classified ManagerGeorge Jones Day Editor Jack I’incus AuditorA1 Widdifield Day EditorE,dred Neubauer Downtown Copy Managerilice Kinsman Sophomore Editor Myron Fulrath Local Copy ManagerRoselle Moss Sophomore Editor ,Sophomore Editor Madge Child^®'ir Harris Advertising AssistantSophomore Edjtor McGeejogeph Klitzner ..Asst. Foreign Adv. ManagerBeat Editor Glen Meagher Jerome Debs Office ManagerREPORTERS: Leonard Bridges, Joseph Eisendrath, Robert Harmon, Gilbert Hayes. MiltonMayer, Stewart McMullen, George Morgenstern, Marie Galpern, Harriet Harris, MargaretJames, Hariet Lemon, Kathein Sandmeyer.SLANGLAURELSA SENIOR college student at the University, in a letter publishedyesterday in The Maroon, rallies us with the remark that it is“just fine and dandy” for us to publish the names of all those whoreecived Phi Beta Kappa grades last quarter. He jeeringly advisesthat gold stars be pasted in the course books of those who got threeA s, silver stars for two A s, etc.We do not think that scholarship stands for everything. We be¬lieve that there are other things at college that are worth while. Withthe existing system at most higher institutions of learning, however,there seems to be no other way of appraising one’s worth as a stu¬dent than by A s, B’s, etc. Grades in themselves we consider unde¬pendable. If a University could do without such a grading systemit would be better, for grades are inaccurate, are unfair, and manytimes do not indicate the truth worth of a student.With all these faults, however, we must tolerate the system anddo the best we can. We are attending the University and we mustdo as the University does.Those who succeed in pulling down good grades we think shouldbe commended. They deserve credit and should receive praise fromthe University and the campus.■uiimniHiiiiimiiHiHHitmiaMimMmiiiiiiinuMiiuuMKenwood Club Tea Rooms1363 EAST 47th STREETKenwood Club BuildingLUNCHEON 50 CENTS DINNER 75 CENTSSpecial Sunday Dinners $ 1 ..00Special Holiday Dinners $1.50Served from 12 to 8 P. M.• See Us About Our Special Inducement for Student PartiesBRIDGE-LUNCHEONS DINNER-DANCESBANQUETS BAZAARS TAU SIGS PLEDGETau Sigma Omnicron announces thepledging of Meyer Weinstein and Sam¬uel Goldman, both of Chicago. LEARN TO DANCE NOW.TERESA DOLAN DANCINGSCHOOL1268 E. 63rd .?t. Nr. WoodUwnClasses every eve. at 8. Beginners Mon.and Thurs. Private lessons any time.Tel. Hyde Park 3080TV TOST of the dullness in the world comes from an effort at clever-ness. The fellow who tries to entertain us (unless he can)is our greatest bore. The overworked bon mot is the emptiest plati¬tude. Slang is the most insipid dialect, because slang tries to becolorful.We do not object to plainness. We like a fact simply stated.We like the story-teller who attends to his story, and forgets thetricks of style. Homer used his adornments; but he had a storythat would have stood alone. Conversation, we believe, ought tofollow the same narrow path. “How’s tricks?’’ or “How’s everylittle old thing? is a poor substitute for “How are you?" Evenin their prime,-the expressions “Applesauce” and ‘‘So’s your oldman” scarcely had the force of the simpler form. “Go to the devil.”Of course, you may have, some day, a truly happy thought. Youmay conceive something new to say, something genuinely clever.Don’t suppress it. Make it known, but be discreet. Your best plan,perhaps, is (1 ) to make sure of the real worth of your mot, (2) toselect, very carefully, small friendly audience, (3) to find a goodexcuse for springing your discovery, (4) to spring it, somewhatbashfully, and (5) to change the subject immediately.Of this process, the first item is probably the most important.Followed, it will halt the rise of many a flat poke; it will keep manya stale expression out of your mouth.The most successful artist is his own critic. Milk For DrivingPowerBefore beginning active work or play thattakes an unusual amount of driving energy,drink a glass or two of WANZER’S MILK.It is stimulating and rich in nourishment, anda delicious beverage for any time of the day.YOU CAN DEPEND ONSIDNEY WANZER & SONSTELEPHONE CALUMET 0817WANZER’SPURE DAIRY PRODUCTS A Job for a Man WhoCan WriteA leading Chicago advertising agency has a good job for aman who wants to learn to write Advertising. The require¬ments are:1. He must like to write2. He must have taken a number of English com¬position courses, preferably exposition, with Mrs.Flint or Mr. Linn3. His grades in these courses must have been abovethe average4. He must be ready to start work at once or notlater than the end of the present quarterThe starting salary is $100 a month; working conditions arevery pleasant, with rapid advancement assured as the manprogresses.In erplying please say when you can begin work (the soonerthe better), and include some things you have written, eitherfor school publications or English classes.Address “Advertising”, Daily Maroon FacultyExchange, Box O.»>t9999»9Mfi)f • •«•••• oT^TTTTTt • •••«“ • 6 0 9 •••••••:!* 4**1• 51 Henry C.Lytton 8 SonsSTATE at JACKSON-on the Northeast CornerW 3?Don’t Miss the Extraordinary Values in Our GreatestFebruary ClearanceSUITS ANDOVERCOATS$ 31 .50 $ 41 .50 $ 51 .50That Formerly Sold That Formerly Sold That Formerly SoldUp to $55 Up to $70 Up to $85Hundreds of Suits with 2-Trousers at $31.50 and $41.50T'HE quantity of fine Suits and Overcoats in this tremendous Clearance in itself isenough to merit your interests. But in addition to that, you have the best styles,the smartest patterns—and values that definitely and conclusively defy all compe-tion. You must inspect them if you want the utmost in Clothing that your moneywill buy. •I1«»k :•SiL»lo • • • • • ••«»»••••••••••••••••••••••♦••*••••»»••••••JTTTTTTT • • * I• -„v v-.,^v, ..... • - ■ ^ppsphi* \ c \tv ! d* t.1t »t4 >•4 <* 1 <* »p* \yV• ♦X \\* Id All teams wishing tocompete in handballtournament must enterby tomorrow night. The DailyThursday Morning SPORTS MaroonFebruary 4, 1926 The Ice Carnivalneeds more women en¬tries. AU women areurged to compete.POSTPONE ICE CARNIVAL TO MONDAYMaroons Have Edge in Fray with Buckeyes Saturday MILD WEATHERNORGREN’S TEAMLAYS STRESS ONBASKET TOURNEYFormer Victory Makes Ma¬roons Favorite in ComingClashContrary to current beliefs the Ma¬roon basketball forces will be able topresent their full strength at Columbus,Ohio, when they meet the quintet rep¬resenting the Buckeye institution oflearning next Saturday night. JackMcDonough who was thought to beseriously injured in the Butler fracas isquite certain of starting the confer¬ence game, jt was announced at thegymnasium yesterday.McDonough Back On TeamMcDonough has to be helped fromthe floor during the first half of theIndianapolis meeting after spraininghis ankle twice in succession, and torest it up he is not engaging actively inthe practice sessions this week. As aresult the Maroons stand a chance ofrepeating their first win over the Stat¬ers. although the latter earn is favored.Cunningham Big ThreatOhio State will undoubtedly profitby their early licking by devising somemethod of confusing Norgren’s manfor man defense, and enabling Cun¬ningham to get in position to shoot.The big fellow’s scoring attempts werecompletely smothered in the first meet¬ing. Norgren is still stressing shootingand free-throwing tactics in the hopesthat his men will acquire theses quitevaluable traits.HOLD INITIATION INTARPON TOMORROWwho have successfully passed their firstTarpon club will initiate all thosetests at noon on Friday, Feb. 5. inthe Ida Noyes swimming pool. Theinitiation will be followed by a tea andan open business meeting at 4 in tbeIda Noyes refectory. Attendance atboth these affairs is required of oldmembers, as well as initiates becauseimportant business will nc discussed.The cost is thirty cents for old andeighty cents for new members. At thenoon meeting the initiates will be pre¬sented with black felt tadpoles whichentrance tests and belong to tbe lowestsignify that they have passed therank of Tarponites. They will also berequired to give stunts under thecharge of Ruth Moore.Those who are to become memberson Friday are F.morettc Dawson, RuthFgdorf, Harriet George. Sylvia Grevc,and Ruth Rosborough. It is probable,however, that there will be more namesadded to this list after today, when anumber of women will try to pass thetests.IDEALRESTAURANTExcellent Service1352 E. 61st St“The Place to Eat”THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Hllis Avenre and 55th St.Students’ Laundry20% Discount With This AdUNIVERSITYHAND LAUNDRY1031 E. 55th Street Here’s Who The IntramuralTeams Will MeetTonightNorth Court7:15—Delta Sigma Phi vs. TauSigma Omicron “A”8:00—Phi Kappa Sigma vs. Lamb¬da Chi Alpha “A”8:45—Sigma Alpha Epsilon vs.Delta Tau Delta “B”9:30—Tau Delta Phi vs. AlphaDelta Phi “B”Center Court7:15—Alpha Sigma Phi vs. PhiBeta Delta “A”8:00—Phi Kappa Psi vs. Chi“A”8:45—Kappa Nu vs. Sigma Chi“A”9:30—Beta Theta Pi vs. Zeta BetaTau “A”South Court7:15—Delta Tau Delta vs. TauKappa Epsilon “A”8:00—Phi Pi Phi vs. Phi SigmaDelta “A”8:45—Alpha Delta Phi vs. PhiGamma Delta “A”9:30—Kappa Sigma vs. Tau DeltaPhi “A”" HOFFER PRIMESGYM TEAM FORILLINOIS COMBATMaroons Have Defeated llliniSquad for PastFifteen YearsWHAT of IT?fyOEOApE MOAGENSTERfrlOur estimable contemptorary (andno pun intended, as the boys say),Terrible Turk, but yesterday cameout in The Whistle with a statementthat was as irreverent as it was child¬ish. “By the time that our universitybuilding program is completed, wewill have five separate chapels. Qh,Lord! Our rushing arguments willreadily assimilate the phrase—“Yeh,and we’ve got chapels from coast tocoast.’’ Such stuff, methink, smacksof heresy.I would not, however, object to itsolely on that ground; it is the mis¬placed levity of the thing that woundsme. Instead of treating such a rush¬ing argument with the gravity itrightly deserves, here Turk is, figura¬tively speaking, thumbing his noseat it and running off with a whoop.I feel it my bounden duty to condemnhim in strongest terms—to tell himthat he is all wrong and all wet and(antiquated word!) a crackpot in thebargain.Some weeks ago I devoted my col¬umn for two straight days to thebusiness of pointing out that despiteall the opportunities offered by ournumerous interscholastic competi¬tions, it seemed beyond the powersof even the smoothest of our col¬legians to lure any considerable num¬ber of gifted high schot 1 athletes intoour fair school. One of the explana¬tions I offered at the time for thislamentable failing on the part of ourwell-tailored, double-gripping rushingcommittee was lack of arguments thatwould really convince the boys thatold Chicago was the greatest schoolon earth. Now, when a really goodJ. H. FINNEGANDRUGGISTWood lawn Ave. at 55th St.CIGARS. CIGARETTES andCANDYSTATIONARY AND FOUN¬TAIN PENSPhone Midway 0708Ask for Goldenrod Ice Cream Buoyant with the remembrances offifteen years of successive victories,the Maroon gymnastic team will meetthe lllini squad at Bartlett gym andattempt to chalk up another win totheir list. The Illinois team, however,is a dark horse in the conference racethis year and according to the latestreports from their camp may stage asurprise. The rival team has a strongparallel bars and ring outfit whichmay cause the Chicago team sometrouble.Men In Good ShapeAlthough the Maroon squad is com¬paratively green this year, the menhave been training hard and will hein tip-top shape for the meet.“All the men on the squad are hardworkers” said Coach Hoffer, “and ifthey do as well as they did in theMilwaukee meet they should have lit¬tle difficulty in trimming the lllini.”Quinn Stars In ClubsIn Captain Jerry Quinn. Hoffer ha3one of the best club men in the BigTen. He took second place in the con-fe’vuce last year in this event and isqually versatile in the horizontal bar,horse and tumbling.rushing argument comes to light, it islaughed to scorn.It is entirely out of place, in mybelief, that upon the rushers bringingup for the benefit of the high schoolboys the argument “ . . . and just lookat our chapels,” the loud ha-ha shouldring through the tinted South Sideair. For in the past, the good oldreligious appeal has been at least aspotent as anything else in making thehigh school boys see the merits of theold school. I could point out the caseof one of our football captains of re¬cent years, who delights in attendingchapel “because the choir music’s sogood.” I could go on and call to mindthat one of the most gifted runners(he was a tenor, too) who was everenticed into school came all the wayfrom farthest God’s Country so thathe could get all the advantages ofvoice training in the university’s fa¬mous chapel choir.I could point out all these instancesand many more, and I could demandof Terrible Turk, “Where is there*★ ★<DBK Official CollegetFBATEBN1TYJewel rjrBadffes-Pinjfs-NoveHiesWAPPEN PIPEP A CO.31 N. STATE ST.«Sr-RQBXK-•5S09-l-1flRPER-flVE-•PHONC WDC-PflRK 82S2-•flRM-PflOTOGRflPrmA HIGH CLASSSERVICEREASONABLYPRICED.S. Feinstein,Opt. D.OPTOMETRIST-OPTICIAN1132 East 55th Street Maroon Natators Face ToughBattle in Meet With HawkeyesWhile the splashing squad is train¬ing hard for the next meet at Iowa,Coach MacGillivray is pondering overthe possibilities of beating the Hawkson their own water grounds. “I’mperfectly satisfied with the work ofthe team this year and I am convincedthat the men have a good chance ofannexing another victory next Satur¬day night when they meet the strongIowa. However it will be no easyjob for the Hawkeyes boast of sev¬eral veteran stars of last year andChicago will have to show some realtalent in order to overcome the moreexperienced out-state team.“The defeat at the hands of theMichigan crew does not show that ourteam is weak for swimming was notthe only factor concerned in the lossof that meet. Chicago has an ex¬ceptionally hard schedule to battleagainst, in fact the hardest it willhave for some years to come but thedual meet will furnish the men withthe much needed experience for theConference finals.“In Captain Ed. Noyes the teamhas a.>"an who is mighty hard to beatinX rater and who has a goodchance w Conference placing. P.Petrolowitz, Captain of the WaterPolo crew ha.; the inborn ability of aleader and is a dangerous man tocross in a game. Among the new menFellinger and Wilder are both classedas leaders in the fancy diving classicand who within the next few yearswill be in all probability be the stead¬iest point gainers for the swimsquad.”cause for levity here? Has not fhechapel had a long and honorable his¬tory in the annals of university rush¬ing2 Where,\i’d like to know, do youget that way?” I could do this, Isay, and indeed I do. I repeat thatTurk’s statement is founded on ignor¬ance; that, in fact, it is purely a mis¬representation and a fallacy. And Igo still further—I say that the wholetone of his Whistle reference tochapel shows a lamentable backslid¬ing from that sound Baptist upbring¬ing which I am sure he got in hisearlier (and I regret to say) betterdays.Crisp AlmondsCreamiest ChocolateNFstle’sMILK CHOCOLATEInchestin Cream!5* — IQC— PLAIN AND ALMOND Entries for I-M HandballTourney to CloseTomorrowFraternities who wish to enterteams in the handball tournamentwill have until tomorrow night tohand in their team according toan announcement made by GordonStillman, Intramural manager ofthis event. This sport has alwaysbeen popular among the men ofthe University and more teamsthan last year are expected to com¬pete.The courts which will be usedare located in the stadium and areavailable for use on Mondays from2 to 3:45 and from Tuesday toFriday from 4:15 to 6:00 p. m.On Saturday they can be usedfrom 9 to 12 a. m. and any eve¬ning until 10 p. m. CAUSES CHANGEIN I-M SCHEDULEOver One Hundred andThirty Men Enteredin TourneyPLAY INTERDORMGAMES TONIGHTThe second series of interdormitorygames will he played off at 7 tonightin Ida Noyes hall when Green willmeet Greenwood and Kelly will playDrexel. Green and Kelly are theleaders so far in the tournament, eachhaving won one game, and of the twolosers, Greenwood is perhaps thestronger, although Drexel may pull asurprise tonight.These interhall games have beencharacterized this year by a scientificatmosphere which was totally lackingin former years. Credit for this newspirit is due in part to the women,who have practiced faithfully and hard,and in part to Miss Alma Wylie. With the present spring weatherin process the Intramural Ice Carni¬val heads were forced to postpone thebig winter event which was to havebegun today until some obscure timeearly next week when Old ManWeather will relent and chip in withsome of the genuine cold commonlyassociated with plain skateable ice.Robert Engberg and Fred Widman,who are directing the carnival, ex¬pressed hopes that the first hearscould be conducted Monday.130 Men EnteredThe individual entry list is an im¬posing one, featuring 135 names. Itis expected that a great hit of thehonors will be won by Fellinger, Brig-nail, Nardin, Curtin and Oker whohave had some experience in the long-blade speeding before. Bud Wood isreported to he somewhat dexterouson the curved runners and the figureshe will cut will play a prominent partin the judging of the winner of thefancy skating event.Need More Women EntriesEverything is in readiness for themeet except the ice.it HUSK” O’HAREEstablishedEWYORKCOSimffiCaBldg J37N.Wabash Ave .,Chicago, ILLTHE BUCK FBI'S COUCH,- - will conduct a class in - -DRAMATIC INTERPRETATION, VOCAL ANDPANTOMIMIC EXPRESSION- - and - -COACHING FOR STAGE PRESENCE- - at the - -Orchard School of Music and Expression1342 East 53rd StreetTel. Dorchester 1789 Address DepL D$15.00, Term of Ten Weeks.This class will also include discussion and general cricicism.NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO JOIN NEW CLASS TOBEGIN ABOUT MIDDLE OF FEBRUARY.. ,Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 1926utyr iathj iUarmmFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday,Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company,IJMX) per year; by mail, S1.00 per year extra. Single copiea, fiveand Monday, during the Autumn,Subscription rates:cents each.Eptercd aa second-class mall at t1900. under tne act or March 8, 1873.the Chicago Poatofflce. Chicago, Illinois, March IS.The Dally^Maroon expressly reserve. all rights of publication of any materialappearing paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 5522. 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Assistant Women’s Editor ... py gAlta Cundy Social Editorfrederick Kretschmer Circulation ManagerClassided ManagerGeorge Jones Day Editor Jack Pincus AuditorA1 Widdifleld Day EditorEldred NeubauerDowntown Copy ManagerAlice Kinsman Sophomore Editor Myron Fulrath Local Copy ManagerRoselle Moss Sophomore Editor,., ,Sophomore Editor Madge Child^ Harris Advertising AssistantSophomore Editor ^^^Joseph Ivlitzner ..Asst. Foreign Adv. ManagerBeat Editor Glen Meagher Jerome Debs Office ManagerREPORTERS: Leonard Bridges, Joseph Eisendrath, Robert Harmon, Gilbert Hayes, MiltonMayer, Stewart McMullen, George Morgenstern, Marie Galpern, Harriet Harris, MargaretJames, Hariet Lemon, Kathein Sandmeyer.Mary Winner Hughes Feature Writer. eon Galinsky Day Editor 001 ^ °lus,kmSLANGTV /TOST of the dullness in the world comes from an effort at clever-ness. The fellow who tries to entertain us (unless he can)is our greatest bore. The overworked bon mot is the emptiest plati¬tude. Slang is the most insipid dialect, because slang tries to becolorful.We do not object to plainness. We like a fact simply stated.We like the story-teller who attends to his story, and forgets thetricks of style. Homer used his adornments; but he had a storythat would have stood alone. Conversation, we believe, ought tofollow the same narrow path. “How’s tricks?” or “How's everylittle old thing? ’ is a poor substitute for “How are you?” Evenin their prime,-the expressions “Applesauce” and ‘‘So’s your oldman” scarcely had the force of the simpler form. “Go to the devil.”Of course, you may have, some day, a truly happy thought. Youmay conceive something new to say, something genuinely clever.Don’t suppress it. Make it known, but be discreet. Your best plan,perhaps, is ( 1 ) to make sure of the real worth of your mot, (2) toselect, very carefully, small friendly audience, (3) to find a goodexcuse for springing your discovery, (4) to spring it, somewhatbashfully, and (5) to change the subject immediately.Of this process, the first item is probably the most important.Followed, it will halt the rise of many a flat poke; it will keep manya stale expression out of your mouth.The most successful artist is his own critic.LAURELSA SENIOR college student at the University, in a letter publishedyesterday in The Maroon, rallies us with the remark that it is“just fine and dandy” for us to publish the names of all those whoreecived Phi Beta Kappa grades last quarter. He jeeringly advisesthat gold stars be pasted in the course books of those who got threeA's, silver stars for two A s, etc.We do not think that scholarship stands for everything. We be¬lieve that there are other things at college that are worth while. Withthe existing system at most higher institutions of learning, however,there seems to be no other way of appraising one’s worth as a stu¬dent than by A s, B’s, etc. Grades in themselves we consider unde¬pendable. If a University could do without such a grading systemit would be better, for grades are inaccurate, are unfair, and manytimes do not indicate the truth worth of a student.With all these faults, however, we must tolerate the system anddo the best we can. We are attending the University and we mustdo as the University does.Those who succeed in pulling down good grades we think shouldbe commended. They deserve credit and should receive praise fromthe University and the campus.(iuiimniHiiiiimiiHiHHiHHiaH4imMtiuiiuuiiuHiiiuiMiumumimiuuiiimiiuitium[uaiiiituiiitmtuiiiumitiuiuiiifiiHnuimiiUHiutiiut<mHiinmt>iiiuiiuiiiuuiimutmit!iiiimmim;ii>uiiiitiimiimi^Kenwood Club Tea Rooms (1363 EAST 47th STREETKenwood Club BuildingLUNCHEON 50 CENTS DINNER 75 CENTS jSpecial Sunday Dinners $1.00Special Holiday Dinners $1.50Served from 12 to 8 P. M.■ See Us About Our Special Inducement for Student PartiesBRIDGE-LUNCHEONS DINNER-DANCES §.BANQUETS BAZAARS TAU SIGS PLEDGETau Sigma Omnicron announces thepledging of Meyer Weinstein and Sam¬uel Goldman, both of Chicago. LEARN TO DANCE NOW.TERESA DOLAN DANCINGSCHOOL1268 E. 63rd £t. Nr. WoodUwnClasses every eve. at 8. Beginners Mon.and Thurs. Private lessons any time.Tel. 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But in addition to that, you have the best styles,the smartest patterns—and values that definitely and conclusively defy all compe-tion. You must inspect them if you want the utmost in Clothing that your moneywill buy. •i i•l•: i«»k •a i*>!*|o aaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa#aa»aaaaaa#aaa»aaaaaaa> a a • • »a a a aAll teams wishing tocompete in handballtournament must enterby tomorrow night. The DailyThursday Morning SPORTS MaroonFebruary 4, 1926 The Ice Carnivalneeds more women en¬tries. All women areurged to compete.POSTPONE ICE CARNIVAL TO MONDAYMaroons Have Edge in Fray with Buckeyes Saturday MILD WEATHERNORGREN’S TEAMLAYS STRESS ONBASKET TOURNEYFormer Victory Makes Ma¬roons Favorite in ComingClashContrary to current beliefs the Ma¬roon basketball forces will be able topresent their full strength at Columbus,Ohio, when they meet the quintet rep¬resenting the Buckeye institution oflearning next Saturday night. JackMcDonough who was thought to beseriously injured in the Butler fracas isquite certain of starting the confer¬ence game, jt was announced at thegymnasium yesterday.McDonough Back On TeamMcDonough has to be helped fromthe floor during the first half oi theIndianapolis meeting after spraininghis ankle twice in succession, and torest it up he is not engaging actively inthe practice sessions this week. As aresult the Maroons stand a chance ofrepeating their first win over the Stat¬ers, although the latter earn is favored.Cunningham Big ThreatOhio State will undoubtedly profitby their early licking by devising somemethod of confusing Norgren’s manfor man defense, and enabling Cun¬ningham to get in position to shoot.The big fellow’s scoring attempts werecompletely smothered in the first meet¬ing. Norgren is still stressing shootingand free-throwing tactics in the hopesthat his men will acquire theses quitevaluable traits.HOLD INITIATION INTARPON TOMORROWwho have successfully passed their firstTarpon club will initiate all thosetests at noon on Friday, Feb. 5, inthe Ida Noyes swimming pool. Theinitiation will be followed by a tea andan open business meeting at 4 in theIda Noyes refectory. Attendance atboth these affairs is required of oldmembers, as well as initiates becauseimportant business will be discussed.The cost is thirty cents for old andeighty cents for new members. At thenoon meeting the initiates will be pre¬sented with black felt tadpoles whichentrance tests and belong to the lowestsignify that they have passed therank of Tarponites. They will also herequired to give stunts under thecharge of Ruth Moore.Those who are to become memberson Friday are F.morettc Dawson, RuthEgdorf, Harriet George. Sylvia Grevc,and Ruth Rosborough. It is probable,however, that there will be more namesadded to this list after today, when anumber of women will try to pass thetests.IDEALRESTAURANTExcellent Service1352 E. 61*1 St‘The Place to Eat”THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenre and 55th St.Students’ Laundry20% Discount With This AdUNIVERSITYHAND LAUNDRY1031 E. 55th Street Here’s Who The IntramuralTeams Will MeetTonight7: lo-fi : 00-8:45-9:30-7:15-8:008:45-9:30-7:158:00-8:45-9:30- North CourtDelta Sigma Phi vs. TauSignia Omieron “A"Phi Kappa Signia vs. Lamb¬da Chi Alpha “A”Signia Alpha Epsilon vs.Delta Tau Delta “B”Tau Delta Phi vs. AlphaDelta Phi “B”Center CourtAlpha Sigma Phi vs. PhiBeta Delta “A”Phi Kappa Psi vs. Chi P.-d“A”Kappa Nu vs. Sigma Chi“A”-Beta Theta Pi vs. Zeta BetaTau “A”South CourtDelta Tau Delta vs. TauKappa Epsilon “A”Phi Pi Phi vs. Phi SigmaDelta “A”Alpha Delta Phi vs. PhiGamma Delta “A”Kappa Signia vs. Tau DeltaPhi “A”*WHAT of IT?wGEOBgE MOKGENSTER.MOur estimable contemptorary (andno pun intended, as the boys say),Terrible Turk, hut yesterday cameout in The Whistle with a statementthat was as irreverent as it was child¬ish. “By the time that our universitybuilding program is completed, wowill have five separate chapels. Qh,Lord! Our rushing arguments willreadily assimilate the phrase—“Yeh,and we’ve got chapels from coast tocoast.” Such stuff, methink, smacksof heresy.I would not, however, object to itsolely on that ground; it is the mis¬placed levity of the thing that woundsme. Instead of treating such a rush¬ing argument with the gravity itrightly deserves, here Turk is, figura¬tively speaking, thumbing his noseat it and running off with a whoop.I feel it my bounden duty to condemnhim in strongest terms—to tell himthat he is all wrong and all wet and(antiquated word!) a crackpot in thebargain.Some weeks ago I devoted my col¬umn for two straight days to thebusiness of pointing out that despiteall the opportunities offered by ournumerous interscholastic competi¬tions, it seemed beyond the powersour fair school. One of the explana¬tions I offered at the time for thislamentable failing on the part of out HOFFER PRIMESGYM TEAM FORILLINOIS COMBATMaroons Have Defeated IlliniSquad for PastFifteen Yearswell-tailored, double-gripping rushingcommittee was lack of arguments thatwould really convince the boys thatold Chicago was the greatest schoolon earth. Now, when a really good •QWROOIUV•5609-MnRPER-ftVE-• PHONE • HVDE-PfiRK 8282-•ARTIST-PHOTOGRAPHERJ. H. FINNEGANDRUGGISTWoodlawn Ave. at 55th St.S. Feinstein,Opt. D.OPTOMETRIST-OPTICIAN1132 East 55th StreetCIGARS. CIGARETTES andCANDYSTATIONARY AND FOUN¬TAIN PENS. Phone Midway 0708Ask for Goldenrod Ice Cream Buoyant with the remembrances offifteen years of successive victories,the Maroon gymnastic team will meetthe Illini squad at Bartlett gym andattempt to chalk up another win totheir list. The Illinois team, however,is a dark horse in the conference racethis year and according to the latestreports from their camp may stage asurprise. The rival team has a strongparallel bars and ring outfit whichmay cause the Chicago team sometrouble.Men In Good ShapeAlthough the Maroon squad is com¬paratively green this year, the menhave been training hard and will hein tip-top shape for the meet.“All the men on the squad are hardworkers” said Coach Iloffer, “and ifthey do as well as they did in theMilwaukee meet they should have lit¬tle difficulty in trimming the Illini.”Quinn Stars In ClubsTn Captain Jerry Quinn, Hoffer ha3one of the best club men in the BigTen. He took second place in the con¬ference last year in this event and isqually versatile in the horizontal bar,horse and tumbling.rushing argument comes to light, it islaughed to scorn. r*r . 'It is entirely out of place, in mybelief, that upon the rushers bringingup for the benefit of the high schoolboys the argument “ . . . and just lookat our chapels,” the loud ha-ha shouldring through the tinted South Sideair. For in the past, the good oldreligious appeal has been at least aspotent as anything else in making thehigh school boys see the merits of theold school. I could point out the caseof one of our football captains of re¬cent years, who delights in attendingchapel “because the choir music’s sogood.” I could go on and call to mindthat one of the most gifted runners(he was a tenor, too) who was everenticed into school came all the wayfrom farthest God’s Country so thathe could get all the advantages ofvoice training in the university’s fa¬mous chapel choir.I could point out all these instancesand many more, and I could demandof Terrible Turk, “Where is there*<DBK> Official College,FEAT E UNITYJewelryBadffes-Rinjfs-NoVeHiesWAPPEN PIPEP &CO.31 N. STATE ST. Maroon Natators Face ToughBattle in Meet With HawkeyesWhile the splashing squad is train¬ing hard for the next meet at Iowa,Coach MacGillivray is pondering overthe possibilities of beating the Hawkson their own water grounds. “I’mperfectly satisfied with the work ofthe team this year and I am convincedthat the men have a good chance otannexing another victory next Satur¬day night when they meet the strongIowa. However it will be no easyjob for the Hawkeyes boast of sev¬eral veteran stars of last year andChicago will have to show some realtalent in order to overcome the moreexperienced out-state team.“The defeat at the hands of theMichigan crew does not show that ourteam is weak for swimming was notthe only factor concerned in the lossof that meet. Chicago has an ex¬ceptionally hard schedule to battleagainst, in fact the hardest it willhave for some years to come but thedual meet will furnish the men withthe much needed experience for theConference finals.“In Captain Ed. Noyes the teamhas a man who is mighty hard to beatin the water and who has a goodchance for Conference placing. P.Petrolowitz, Captain of the WaterPolo crew has the inborn ability of aleader and is a dangerous man tocross in a game. Among the new menFellinger and Wilder are both classedas leaders in the fancy diving classicand who within the next few yearswill be in all probability be the stead¬iest point gainers for the swimsquad.”cause for levity here? Has not fhechapel had a long and honorable his¬tory in the annals of university rush¬ing i5 Where, I’d like to know, do youget that way?” I could do this, Isay, and indeed I do. I repeat thatTurk’s statement is founded on ignor-ance; that, in fact, it is purely a mis¬representation and a fallacy. And Igo still further—I say that the wholetone of his Whistle reference tochapel shows a lamentable backslid¬ing from that sound Baptist upbring¬ing which I am sure he got in hisearlier (and I regret to say) betterdays.Crisp AlmondsCreamiest ChocolateNestlesMILK CHOCOLATEInchestin Cream!5C-IOC-PLAIN AND ALMOND Entries for I-M HandballTourney to CloseTomorrowFraternities who wish to enterteams in the handball tournamentwill have until tomorrow night tohand in their team according toan announcement made by GordonStillman, Intramural manager ofthis event. This sport has alwaysbeen popular among the men ofthe University and more teamsthan last year ai’e expected to com¬pete.The courts which will be usedare located in the stadium and areavailable for use on Mondays from2 to 3:45 and from Tuesday toFriday from 4:15 to 6:00 p. m.On Saturday they can be usedfrom 9 to 12 a. m. and any eve¬ning until 10 p. m.PLAY INTERDORMGAMES TONIGHTThe second series of interdormitorygames will be played off at 7 tonightin Ida Noyes hall when Green willmeet Greenwood and Kelly will playDrexel. Green and Kelly are theleaders so far in the tournament, eachhaving won one game, and of the twolosers, Grecnv. ood is perhaps thestronger, although Drexel may pull asurprise tonight.These interhall games have beencharacterized this year by a scientificatmosphere which was totally lackingin former years. Credit for this newspirit is due in part to the women,who have practiced faithfully and hard,and in part to Miss Alma Wylie. CAUSES CHANGEIN 1-M SCHEDULEOver One Hundred andThirty Men Enteredin TourneyWith the present spring weatherin process the Intramural Ice Carni¬val heads were forced to postpone thebig winter event which was to havebegun today until some obscure timeearly next week when Old ManWeather will relent and chip in withsome of the genuine cold commonlyassociated with plain skateable ice.Robert Engberg and Fred Widman,who are directing the carnival, ex¬pressed hopes that the first heatscould be conducted Monday.130 Men EnteredThe individual entry list is an im¬posing one, featuring 135 names. Itis expected that a great bit of thehonors will be won by Fellinger, Brig-nail, Nardin, Curtin and Oker whohave had some experience in the long-blade speeding before. Bud Wood isreported to be somewhat dexterouson the curved runners and the figureshe will cut will play a prominent partin the judging of the winner of thefancy skating event.Need More Women EntriesEverything is in readiness for themeet except the ice.(( HUSK” O’HAREEstablishedMWRK^COSTIJFECO.bdak Bldg., 13? N.Wabash AveChicago, ILLTHE BLACK FRIAR’S COACH.- - will conduct a class in - -DRAMATIC INTERPRETATION, VOCAL ANDPANTOMIMIC EXPRESSION- - and - -COACHING FOR STAGE PRESENCE- - at the - -Orchard School of Music and Expression1342 East 53rd StreetTel. Dorchester 1789 Address Dept. D$15.00, Term of Ten Weeks.This class will also include discussion and general cricicism.NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO JOIN NEW CLASS TOBEGIN ABOUT MIDDLE OF FEBRUARY.Page FourO&e —->VfaisfleTHE PLAYFEST—Feb. 5 and 6—Adv. Yeh, and George Morganstem—You’re lucky we haven’t the time toexplain at length today just why it isthat with guys like you at large weinvariably stand with our back to thewall and induce a freshman to tasteour soup first.—TERRIBLE TURKNEWMAN SEESMAN AT CLIMAXOF EVOLUTION(Continued from page 1)to perish because it was too highly per¬fected for a particular environment andcould not withstand the hardships in¬cident to radically changed world-conditions. Many evolutions thereforehave been completed, while others arestill awaiting the opportunity to speed |up toward a new goal.“Evolution is therefore not entirelya thing of the past. Obviously some ispecies, including man perhaps, arenearly at the end of their physical evo¬lution. but there are always certaingeneralized plastic types awaiting thenew great opportunity for adaptivespecialization.”The Dayton case. 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