Smith presentsa compromise tothe “Bryanic” re¬ligion - sciencecontroversy. iiWU1 477 aspir- jants make Phi |Beta Kappa “cos¬mopolitan ?” iVoi. 25 No. 69 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 3, 1926 Price Five Cents477 GET PHI BETA KAPPA GRADESMIRROR JUDGESLIST PERSONNELFOR FIRST PLAYChoose Seventy-two WomenFor Chorus; RehearsalsBegin TodaySeventy-two members have beenchosen to make up the chorus of theannual production of Mirror. Thoseselected have been requested to appearfor rehearsal today at 3 30 in the thea¬tre of Ida Noyes hall. There are:Judith Aaron, Eva Bloom, MarjorieBurrell, Ethel Brignall, Mary Bowen,Sara Bailey, Elizabeth Benedict, Vir¬ginia Brintnall, Elva Brown, JuliaCarpenter, Laura Chamberlain, HelenCoogan, Esther Cook, Jane Cook. Bea¬trice Cowen, Alice Coy, MarjorieCrighton.Emilie DeVide, Joanna Downs, Ha¬zel Duncan, Betsy Harwell. CatherineFitzgerald. Dorothy Freund, CarolFrancis, Marion Garber. Janet Good,Dorothy Hartford. Ellen Hartman.Mary Harvey, Frances Heilbritn, Flor¬ence Herzmati, F.dna-Belle Hoffman,^Margaret Hill, Katherine Homan,Dorothy James, Maude Jennings, Es¬ther Kahn. Emily Klein, F.loise Kres-se. Rose Litt. Dorothy Low, Doro-hca Lowenstein, Madeline Masters,Pauline Meade. Eleanor Mehan, Mar¬ion Miller, Margaret Moore, MariettaMoss.List NamesBetty Murvai, Margaret Nelson,Ruth Oppenheimer, Harriet Phillips.Helen Riley, Lenora Sampson, Flor¬ence Schwab, Ethelyn Sexton, SylviaSider, Elsie Silver, Carol Simons, Mar¬garet Pen, Mary Tabor, ElizabethTaylor, Rebecca Tosmin, llerbertaVan Pelt, Joy Veazey, Marcella Ven-nema. Mary Vrooman, -ElizabethWells. Mildred West, Lila Whitney,Alice Wiles, and Eleanor Wilkins.The cast will be chosen from thepersonnel of the chorus which will becoached by Miss Marianne Dunbrow.(Continued on page 2)MODERN PROFESSORBEATS CONTESTANTSIN CHARLESTON RACEGone is the old-fashioned collegeprofessor, buried behind a pair of horn-limmed spectacles and a pile of thesesand fortified with a fortgetfulness com¬plex. The modern prof attends cab¬arets instead of philosophy lecturesand wins prizes in Charleston mara¬thons instead of essay contests.According to the O. A. C. DailyBarometer, an English instructor inthe Oregon Agricultural college wasrecently announced the winner of aCharleston endurance contest. Whileattending a dance at a local hotel, theinstructor won a silver loving cupwhen he and his partner managed todance continuously for forty-five min¬utes. Their nearest competitors lostout after forty minutes.What’s On TodayY. M. C. A. fellowship meeting,4:30, Reynolds club.Liberal club, 4:30. Classics 10.Zo-ology club. 4:30. Zo-ologv 29.Graduate History club, 7:45, Classics20.Cap and Gown picture of Eta SigmaPhi, Undergraduate Classical club,• will be taken today at 4:30 in thetheatre of Ida Noyes hall—not to¬morrow, us was previously announced. Undergrad. CouncilHolds Annual OpenMeeting In ClassicsMembers of the Undergraduatecouncil will hold their traditional opencouncil today in the Men’s Commonsroom in Classics 20 at 3:30. At thismeeting, the first of its kind to beheld this year, all students of theUniversity may attend.The Undergraduate council holds anopen meeting once each year, to en¬able any who wish to attend to seethe council in conference.Important issues that will come be¬fore the council at this meeting con¬cern the Washington Prom, the “Allfor Chicago” campaign and the In¬vestigation of Women’s Physical Cul¬ture.“The object of the open council,”said Charles Anderson, president, “isto invite the comment of the studentbody and give them an opportunity tosee just what the function and pro-ceedure of the Undergraduate councilis. The interest which the issues to beconsidered have aroused among thestudents should bring a large represen¬tation to the meet.”SENIORSOVOTEON CLASS GIFTTo Decide on InsuranceProposal in ChapelVoting upon their class gift to theUniversity, the seniors will choose orreject the proposed endowment hisur-ancc fund tomorrow at their weeklychapel service.The ballots, which will be used, havethe following printed on them: “I fa¬vor the proposed endowment plan (asoutlined on the reverse side) andhereby pledge myself to support it tothe extent of one $250 policy,” and “Ido not favor the above plan.” Theresult will be determined by a major¬ity of votes either in favor of or again¬st the proposition. Those who do notregularly attend chapel will have bal¬lots mailed to them.Charles E. Axelson, ’09. of theBoard of Trustees first sugested thisplan: 300 policies at $250 each wouldconstitute an initial gitt of $75,000 tothe University, each policy payable an¬nually, $12 a payment. If the donordies before the end of a twenty yearperiod, the amount of his policy goesto the University.LAW SCHOOL COUNCILTO SPONSOR SMOKERFurthering its policy of acquaintancestimulation, the law school council hasannounced the date for the firsr lawschool smoker. It will he given onFeb. 25, from 8 to 10 in the Reynoldsclub.The council gives meetings of vari¬ous kinds throughout the year to bringthe students of the law school intocloser contact with one another. Thesmoker is the first affair of this kindthat the law students have given sincethe beginning of the fall quarter.The council reports that at affairsof this kind given last year, the attend¬ance was very good, and predicts an¬other successful mixer on this occasion.DELTS PLEDGEDelta Tau Delta announces thepledging of Cornelius Osgood, AustinIllinois; Frailic Renee, .Wheaton, Illi¬nois; and Curtis Erickson. Chicago.CHI RHp SIGMA PLEDGESChi Rho Sigma announces the pledg¬ing of Virginia G;aves, of Cleveland.OhiO. SMITH PLEADSFOR TOLERANTCHURCH VIEWSBroadcasts Opinions on Con¬troversy Between Re¬ligion and ScienceRecognition of intellectual progressby religious leaders and a more tol¬erant attitude on the part of scientiststoward the spiritual verities, will gofar toward reconciling the apparentconflict between science and religion,asserted Prof. Gerald Birnev Smith ofthe University divinity school in aradio talk last night from The DailyNews station. WMAQ.“The spectacular Scopes trial inTennessee last summer brought intovivid contrast two ways of thinking,”Prof. Smith said. Religious peoplehave long been accustomed to go tothe Bible for information. On theother hand, science seeks to observefacts and drawr conclusions. _Points to Old TheoriesThe speaker cited modern acceptanceof the Copernican astronomical the¬ories as an instance of a radical changein religious beliefs to conform withnew scientific discoveries. Four hun¬dred years ago it was heresy to believethat the earth moved around the sun.“When religious leaders learn thatprogress in religious thinking is as de¬sirable as progress in thinking in anyother realm, the main reason for an¬tagonism between science and religionwill have disappeared.” Prof. Smithpredicted.Y. W. Committeeto Serve Tea atInter-Hall VodilTea will he served at the InterhallVodvil produced under the auspices ofthe Campus Community committee ofY. W. C. A. to be held Wednesday,Feb. 10 at 3:30 in the theater of IdaNoyes hall, according to the decisionof the Y. W. C. A. first cabinet. Thistea will be under the direction of theConference and Church Cooperationcommittee, and it will be served be¬fore and during the vaudeville, andwill consist of homemade cakes andtea.It is a tradition of the committee totake charge of the tea, as it has carriedon this activity for the past two years.“We think that it adds a great dealto the affair to have tea served.” saidVirginia Brinnall, chairman of theConference and Church Cooperationcommittee, “and are very glad to beable to cooperate with the CampusCommunity committee in making theaffair a success.”The program of the Vodvil will bea series of pantomines, based on A.A. Milne’s book of poems “When WeWere Very Young.Home Economics ClubEntertains At DinnerRepresentatives of Home Econom¬ical departments of various collegeswill be guests of the Home Economicsclub at a dinner tomorrow at 6:30 inthe refrectory of Ida Noyes hall.Miss Edna White, director of theMerrill-Palmer school of Detroit willbe the principal speaker. Other speak-ere will be Miss Marion Talbot, MissFrancis Swain of the Chicago Normalschool and Dr. Katherine Blunt, chair¬man of the Home Economics depart¬ment. Now Will YouBuy Tickets toThe Playfest?“Could you—I mean would you—write us a little Blurb for The Play¬fest?” the Dramatic Association’s de¬mon publicity agent asked Mr. PercyHolmes Boynton.“Put that in writing and I’ll considerit,” came back Mr. Percy Holmes Boyn¬ton of the preceding paragraph. “Howmany words can I have?”“O just one .^ntence, 250 words, orwhat have you?’’“Both.”And here it is—Mr. Boynton’s letter—in 250 words and one sentence:My dear Moore:If 1 were trying to persuade any oneto buy tickets for the Dramatic Asso¬ciation programs of Friday and Satur¬day evenings of this week—at MandelHall—at 8:30—Tickets $.75, and $1.00—which of course I am not, since every¬one knows that I haven’t the slightestinterest in the drama or the DramaticAssociation or students in general ortlie University Settlement or the Kind¬ergarten, but if the socialization processhad been completed in me and 1 wereinterested in any or all of these mattersand were trying to promote public in¬terest in them, and ticket selling—$.75and $1.00—why I'd say that the burdenof proof was on tlie people who werenot planning to come rather on peoplelike me, or like what I would be if Iwerfc doing this, liecause last year’s pro¬gram was such a success and people wereso enthusiastic about it, and the actorswho were appearing this year are sogood, and the cooperation of everyoneis so all-starrish from Professor Vood-ward and Frank O'Hara and Jjois Rjus-sell and Stew (or is it Stu or Stoo)Covert and Professor David (if rumoris correct) and that’s boy who’s such awhiz at scenery, and the other one whodoes costuming when he isn’t playingany one of a half dozen musical instru¬ments, up and down the line to tlie inde¬fatigable Trebow 3-4 wh (There goesthat 3-4 sign that’s always butting inwhere I mean a 3-4 !!! I mean, where1 mean a— blit it’s reminder that youcan get in for 3-4 if you haven’t a wholedollar) who now I’ve forgotten whatthat wh was going to start) and thatjust proves that I wouldn’t lie muchof a salesman if I did try, particularlyas you said I could only have 250 words,and that isn’t room enough for one sen¬tence in my new rhythmic prose style—(Continued on page 2)ZETA BETES ACQUIRENEW CHAPTER HOUSEON WOODLAWN AVE.Zeta Beta Tau today announced thepurchase of a new home, formerly theresidence of Dr. M. M. Portisi, locatedat 5749 Woodlawn Avenue.The building is ideally constructedand located for a fraternity house.Built originally by Fanny Bloonifield-Zeisler, the noted pianiste, tw’.houseboasts of a living room that is a writ¬able ball-room, capable of seating 180persons. Miss Zeislcr gave jier ©oncertsin this room, playing from A raised'plat-form perfectly suited for a dance or¬chestra.A dining room, breakfast room, ser¬vants’ quarters, butler’s pantry, and kit¬chen complete the ground floor.On the second floor are five Mftf omsfurnished for family use, four baths, anda glass-enclosed sleeping porch on whichthe Zetes hope to accomodate twentymen. The basement includes an indoorgolf course and gymnastic appar^fiis, aswell as facilities for storage and laiindry.Transactions for the acquisition,^? thehouse were handled by the fiAn of Ring¬er, Wilhartz and Hirsch. Mowis Land-wirth and Howard Mayer representedthe Zetes, while Dr. Port^ isleaving for Europe in March managedthe selling end “Bub” Mixes Yeast jAnd Collarbuttons; jCondition Is Serious |“Bub” Henderson, famous captain ofthe 1925 Football team walkedinto Paul Cullom’s room at thewalked into Paul Cullom’s room at thePhi Psi house the other night and ask¬ed for some collar buttons. It seemedthat Mr. Henderson was dressing for adance, and had nothing wherewith toconnect hi s shirt and collar.Cullom gave him two gold collarbuttons of simple design. Hendersonthanked him, and was on the point ofleaving the room when he noticed someYeast Foam tablets.“Great things, these Yeast Foam tab¬lets,” said Mr. Henderson. He pickedtwo up in the other hand, and walkedout.Some few minutes later the famousfootball player returned with a painedexpression on his face. It developedthat lie had made a mistake, confusingthe collar buttons and the tablets.Mr. Henderson’s present condition ienot known.GIVE DINNER TOHEADSOF CLUBSLeaders of Campus SocietiesDine at HutchinsonPresidents of campus organizations,other than fraternities and women’sclubs, together with the other majorofficers of the organizations, will meetwith Dean Boucher in Hutchinson,cafe at b:i5 next Thursday. Tin’smeeting is to be the first step in theorganization of a new society.Questioneers will me filled out bythe persons present, and all data per¬taining to the character or purpose ofthe club will he given. The ensuingcampaign will cover two weeks.“There are a great many worthycampus clubs and organizations whichthe student body at large knows verylittle about,” said Thomas Mulroy,chairman of the dinner, last night. “Wefeel that if the students who have nogroup connections knew of the valueof these organizations thev would heinterested.”1 his is the firit step in the organ¬ization of a social unit to include all!persons active in the University, it isthe first attempt to bring about a hap¬pier. better acquainted undergraduatebody of the unaffiliated.RED CROSS DIRECTORGIVES PEACE THEORYHow friendly relations may he es¬tablished among the nations of theworld will be discussed by Dr. ThomasE. Green, National director of RedCross information in a lecture whichwill be given today at 4:30 in HarperM 11. The subject of the lecture is“International Promotion of Friend¬ship through Mutual Service.”Dr. Green, who is internationallyknown as an author, editor, and worldlecturer is an authority on the sub¬ject of International relations. Hegained first-hand information as hejourneyed around the world in 1910and 1911 and when he acted as a dele¬gate to the Peace conference of 1913.He also served the LTnited States,upon entry in the World War. in thearmy Y. M. C. A. and later directedthe speakers’ bureau for the U. S.treasury in the Victory Loan Cam¬paign 66 GET THREESTRAIGHT A’S INFALL^QUARTERRecorder’s Office Finds Wo¬men Are Better ScholarsThan MenFour hundred and seventy-seven stu¬dents at the University maintainedPhi Beta Kappa averages during thelast quarter, it was announced yester¬day by Walter A. Payne, recorder andexaminer. Such an average means thatthe student must do college work thatis within eleven per cent of perfection.The women students held a slightmargin over the men, figures show.The group was divided between 241women and 236 men. However, therewere thirty-four men in the A, or al¬most perfect class, and thirty-twowomen. Eighty-five women and eigh¬ty-eight men averaged sixteen gradepoints, or two A grades and one Bfor three college courses. In the four¬teen grade point class, signifying twoB grades and one A. there were 124women and 114 men.Only 2.91 P*r Cent FlunklOf 9,549 grades recorded at theUniversity, about half of them wereB or better, representing about ninetyper cent perfeet work. Only 2.91 percent of the grades were failures. Statis¬tics show further that 14.03 per centwere “straight A” or as near perfectwork as can be recorded.Undergraduates in activities such asdramatics, publications and studentgovernment which are not part of theregular college work, and for whichtime must be spent apart from the pur¬suit of studies, scored high in scholas¬tic rating. A survey of the grades'made by students in publications anddramatic productions, announced byFrank H. O’Hara, director of under¬graduate activities, sVows that the gen¬eral average for these students wasalmost B, or a numerical score of 3.42,as against tKe two points necessaryfor eligibility to take part in such ac¬tivities.Actors Lead ActivitiesThe campus actors led the field,while the staffs of the college publica¬tions trailed with a slightly lower aver¬age, Mr. O’Hara stated. The Circle,undergraduate highbrow magazine, to¬taled a high grade, but members ofThe Daily Maroon staff pulled theaverage for the publications to a low¬er figure.Undergraduates who made eighteengrade points:Junior CollegeHelen Benson, Donald Bond. Au¬drey Boyers, Leo Brown. Anna Dan-ovskv, Ruth Egdorf, Julius Ginsbnrg,Edna Gross, Doratliea Hammann,Aimee Heineck, Kurt Hohman, MiltonKatz, Dorothy Hutchison, LouisaLuck. Masaji Marumoto, Clifford Men¬del. Marjorie Miller, Donald MacGui-neas, Evelyn Oppenheimer. EdgarReinke, Marian Richeson, Wilma Rid¬del. Eugene Rosenbaum. Emelvn Row-(Continued on page 4)Exhibit Water ColorWork of Iowa ArtistWater color drawings by Ewart L.Williams, a south side artist fromIowa, will he on exhibition in theLaw Bridge this week. Other picturesof his were on display in Ida Noyeshall last quarter as a part of the SouthSide Art Association exhibit.Mr. Williams lias attended theAcademy of Fine Arts, and at presentis studying with Mr. H. A. DeYoungat Glenwood. Critics have rated hisdrawings high and praise his unusualh&fin!tf&c? of ooIatPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 3, 1926Ilf? Sailg iUtnnmFOUNDED IN 1801THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OP THE UNIVERSITY OP CHICAGOPublished mornings, ixcept BatorWinder and Spring <;•JJX) per year; by miiga, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Barters by The Dally Maroon Company, Subscription ratio:$1.00 per year extra. Single coplea, lira cents each.second-class mall at tbe Chicago Postofflce, Chicago, Illinois, March IS.act of March 8, 1873.The Dally Maroon expressly reserrea all rights of publication of any materialappearing In this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 5522. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion In Its columns an allsubjects of Kudefit Interest Contributors mast *fjf& tfielr full dimes te communica¬tions, but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerBUSINESS DEPARTMENTEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women's Editor . „Deeifler Lee Nows Editor E*ban Granqulst Office DirectorWa^^Wifliameon’'.'.*.'.’.‘ l?Sr! idlto»Leland Neff «... Advertising Directorteryt0°e Shiaes *7.7.7.7.*. .^Sports Editor Milton Krelnes Local Adv. Managerss^«sspr>issas9ssK&ThomM p,eid copyAlta Cundy Social Editor Frederick Kretschmer Circulation ManagerMary Winner Hughes Feature Writer G Gruskitrl.euu Galinsky Day Editor ge uruskm —George Jones Day Editor Jack PincusAl"' WiddUield11 . . .7. .7.7.7. . ..7. .Day Editor Eldred Neubauer Downtown Copy ManagerAlice Kinsman Sdphomore Editor Myron Fulrath Local Copy ManagerSophomore Editor Madge ChildLharle8 Uarns Advertising AssistantSophomore Editor B®tty McGee Joseph Klitzner ..Asst. Foreign Adv. ManagerSophomore Editor Doris ModeBeat Editor _ Glen Meagher Jerome Debs Office ManagerREPORTERS: Leonard Bridges, Joseph Eisendrath, Robert Harmon, Gilbert Hayes. MiltonMayer, Stewart McMullen, George Morgenstern, Marie Galpern, Harriet Harris, MargaretJames, Hariet Lemon, Kathein Sandmeyer. Classified Manager....AuditorHOW WILL YOU HAVE YOURSHEEPSKIN?A question in the technique of convocations has arisen. Shall the** President on graduation dcty still hand each candidate for adegree a diploma bearing the candidate’s own name? Or shallhe, for greater convenience, hand each a dummy, a blank roll of pa¬per, to be exchanged for a diploma later? Or shall diplomas beabolished altogether, as an unnecessary monkey-wrench in theworks.The President of the University of Chicago has always followedthe tradition (unique among universities of this size) of giving eachcandidate his actual diploma as the procession crosses the platform.To make this procedure possible, the college marshals and aidesarrange and keep the candidates in perfect alphabetical order. Some¬times (not often) slips have occurred in this arrangement, hence,disorder in the procession, or the wrong diploma for somebody.It has been proposed that the custom be changed, and that thePresident hand down from his throne either dummy diplomas or nodiplomas at all. The latter alternative, it is argued, would save timeand eliminate a dull procedure. Either alternative would avoidconfusion and the chance of error.The adherents to tradition reply that confusion and error are rareand that the giving of actual diplomas by the President does notbore the candidates or the audience, but rather helps to impress themore forcefully. We see the President all too seldom, in our fouryears here. Despite the time the ceremony takes, Mandel hall is us¬ually packed for convocation. Convocation, they add, is not anaffair for efficiency experts, a thing to be hurried through.If this question interests you (since you yours.elf may, some day,graduate) The Daily Maroon would like to know your views on it.ACTIVITIES AND GRADES'T'HAT University undergraduates may be connected with stu-A dent activities and still secure good grades has been demonstrat¬ed in a recent survey made here of the scholastic ratings of personswith such pursuits outside the class-room. To be eligible for activ¬ities, a student must have at least two grade points; yet ,the generalaverage of grade points as revealed in the survey was 3.42.The dramatic association led with an average of almost fourgrade points, while publications secured almost a three and one-halfpoint average. Many of these students, at this rate, will be eligiblefor Phi Beta Kappa membership.If undergraduate activities averages can show higher than frat¬ernity and club grades, then is there ample proof of general abilityof students to participate in actviities and still not lose that thingfor which they primarily come to school—the pursuit of learning. Social SphereBy Alta CundyIn the presentation of the secondannual, “Playfest” by the dramatic as¬sociation, the winter quarter season ofsocial events opens. It is the first af¬fair for the participation of the entirecampus this season and is to be fol¬lowed on the calendar by Prom andthe reflection of the first Mirror.Under the direction of Mr. FrankH. O’Hara, Playfest presents on Fri¬day and Saturday evenings, at Mandelhall the three plays, “The Gat,” “TheLetter^” and “Spiced Wine.”Give Three PlaysThe first of these is a melodramawritten by Bernard Kelly and includesin its cast, Hadley Kerr, and HenryKitchell Webster, Jr.The second, “The Letter,” a pic¬ture of modern Middle Western Lifeis written by Daniel Catton Rich andincludes in its cast, Lois Russell,Louise Quinn, Blanche Swarz, LeoStone and Richard Hough.The Third, “Spiced Wine,” a dramaof old Peru, written by Willis K. Jonesincludes among the members of itscast, Seward Covert, Joanna Downs,and Helen O’Toole.Sigma Nu EntertainsAfter the first evening’s perform¬ance. Sigma Nu is entertaining guestsat a house dance. Mr. and Mrs. VanPelt are host and hostess for the chap¬ter that evening. Greenwood Hall ishaving a post-playfest dance that sameevening.Following this plan of issuing invit¬ations for chapter dances after the firstnight of the Playfest production, AlphaDelta Phi is entertaining at the chap¬ter house by giving a dance for itsmembers who attend the production.Betas DanceBeta Theta Pi, following a like plan,has issued invitations from the chap¬ter to a supper dance at the new Pal¬mer House. This party is also theirannual Winter Ball.From the other side of the campuscomes an invitation from the KentChemical Society to its member play¬goers to attend their dance in Kent.The Second night of the productionfinds Wyvern entertaining at a dinnerdance at the College club, where Mr.and Mrs. R. W. Weitzer are to behonored.The Spelman Fund Society thissame evening is giving a dinner danceat Ida Noyes hall.The center of all these social occur¬ences is Playfest and around it is allother events revolve.LEARN TO DANCE NOW.TERESA DOLAN DANCINGSCHOOL1208 E. C3rd ,?t. Nr. WoodlawaClassen every eve. at 8. Beginner* Mon.and Thura. Private lessons any time.Tel. Hyde Park 3080JENKINS BROTHERSDry Goods and Men’sFurnishings1150 E. 63rd St.(Established 1890)RIGHT GOODS — RIGHTPRICES — RIGHTTREATMENTgarters wereworn aroundthe neck you’dfrequently.PARISGARTERSNO METAL CAN TOUCH YOU MIRROR JUDGESLIST PERSONNELFOR FIRST PLAY(Continued from page 1)Punctuality at the rehearsals will beone of the major factors in the finaldecision of the leads.Close Lyric CompetitionLyric and music competition endsFeb. 8 and 9. The judges for this con¬test are Mack Evans, Frank H.O’Hara, Clyde Keutzer and NelsonFuqua. Posters will be distributed onFriday and Saturday of this week.Final tryouts for voice will be heldtoday at 3:30 in the theatre of IdaNoyes hall.NOW WILL YOUBUY TICKETS TOTHE PLAYFEST?(Continued from page 1)but I’ll get 30 of 40 tickets myself, andI’m sure it’ll be a thumping success.With best wishes,Percy H. Boynton.Surell’s Beauty Shop1451 E. 57th StreetFairfax 2007Expert beauty work in all branchesOpen Tues., Thurs., and Fri. Eves.TO-OUT-OF-TOWN STUDENTSMidway Apartment Hotel1535-37 E. 60th StreetOffer* Complete Hotel ServiceConvenient to the University with allTransportation Facilities1, 2 and 3 Room Apts. $50 and Up VOX POPTo the Editor:I think the plan to publish in theMaroon the names of all those whogot Phi Beta Kappa grades last quar¬ter is just fine and dandy. Don’t youthink it would be awfully nice, and en¬couraging. too, to reward them in amore tangible fashion—such as goldstars pasted in the course hooks ofthose who got three A’s, silver starsfor two A’s and a B, and just plainpink or blue stars for one A and twoB’s? And then the deans might writelittle congratulatory comments acrossthe books. For example—on a bookwith three A’s, “Hurray for you,”or “three cheers for Bessie,” (or Ben¬nie, as the case might be); on theothers, “Come ’leven,” (not of course,eleven grade points) “You’re gettingthere,” or “clap hands, here comes . . .Also, sometime during the quarter, thehard workers might be excused fromOfficial CollegeFEA.TEBNITYJewelryBadfes-Pings-NcrDeltiesWARREN PIPER AOQ31 N. STATE ST. their Friday classes.The realization of this suggestionmight be rather expensive. However,those with three A’s might be present¬ed with carefuly expurgated editions of“Pigrim’s Progress,” or “The Wide,Wide Word,” and the others with op-»es of “Stcdy Heps.” At any rate, aspecial blessing could be said in chapelfor those with Phi Beta Kappa grades.Yours for encouraging good schol¬arship,Henry Boettcher‘Collegiate’ Stationerycan now be furnished in two litt* and printedin your Collette or f ratemity color.LARGE SIZE NOTE SIZE100 Sheet. 7Hxl0* 200 Sheet. 6*750 Envelope. 3liii7H 100 Envelopes 3H*6Sheet* are printed in top center with name andand addreM in 3 line* with or without collegeMai or fraternity cre*t in upper left cornet. En¬velope* are printed on flap* with name and ad-drem. Paper i* hich grade 24-lb. Bond. If Maionly on targe .beet*, poaition i* top centei.for mnall sheet* upper left corner. Send $1 00bill and 14c in atampa, or money order for $1.14.or personal check for $1.24. Printing in black,blue, red, purple, green or brown ink. Specifycolor of ink and .ire wanted.Collegiate Stationery Co.$•4 *. Dearborn fit., Chicago,, Ml*Dorothv J. Derbacher \—-—“'George A BqhmannDANCING IN THE LOOPNATIONAL DANCING ACADEMYTelephone Wabash 65811 Private Lesson $1.00 4 Private Lesson. $3.00 8 Private Lessons |5.0HAuditorium Bldg., 2nd Floor, 431 S, Waba.h AvenueTAMM’S NOVELTY ORCHESTRA100 —- Eipert Instructor. — 100Open Every Night Including Sunday Night and Sunday MatineeCLIP THIS COUPON FOB SPECIAL RATESA Rare Flavoris uncommon among cigar¬ettes. One only is unique—Lucky Strike. One only offersthe hidden flavors of theworld’s finest tobaccos—Lucky Strike. One only has adistinctive and exclusivereason for superiority.\Areasonmillinriscan’t resist.»t I •*j I ,1« **t <I' T»/ 5 * Read the Sport Pagetomorrow. Tfe Di«'/y SPORTS MaroonWednesday Morning February 3, 1926 Look for the bigstory on the Ice Car¬nival.NORGRENITES LOSE TO BUTLER, 20-18LOCAL TANKERSPRIMED TO BESTHAWKEYE CREWWolverine Defeat StingsNatators On ForIowa MeetBy G. A. FlorezWith the lingering sting of the swimteam’s defeat at the hands of thesturdy Michigan tank-men ,the Ma¬roon swim crew is pointing hard forthe oncoming Iowa meet. The trip tothe nest of the Hawks is the secondconsecutive away-from home dual meetand the MacGillivray hackers are do¬ing thejr utmost to keep from repeat¬ing their first out of town attempt.Redfield ImprovesThe timing ..matches have discov¬ered tremendous improvement in BobRedfield’s forty yard sprint, which willadd to the strength of Captain Noyes’relay team.Noyes and Rittenhouse will have ahard fight on their fins when theysplash against McClintock and Stew¬art of the Corn Stater’s squad. Bothof the swimming Hawks are experienc¬ed in the art of water cutting havingbeen considered threats in last year’sConference.Ashton To StarAshton will be the individual honortrotter for the Iowaus in defendingthe backstroke event and will give Jel-inek something to think about duringthe week. Hamell or Kaats will supplyadditional strength to the local Varsity, in this event.Jerry Greenburg and Charlie Laneare to furnish keen competition forLambert the long swim whizz for theHawkeyes.Killibrcw and Trager are the out¬standing satellites for the out stateteam in the fancy diving performance,but with the Maroon invading Gallaxyhopes are likely to fade away beforethe initial dives have been ac¬complished.Mygdal RecoversK. Mygdal has recovered from hisoptical injury and is turning the tank-liquid into thin vapor with his repeat¬ed practice times. Diamond veteranbreastroker is expected to back Myg¬dal and place in the two hundred yardaffair with ease.Gilchrist, former water basketballartist is showing promise in the fortyyards and is expected to play fourthman on the relay machine. Good Grades MakeTumbler Ineligible!It is a well known fact that gradesruin the career of many good ath¬letes and that it is particularly truehere at the University of Chicagowhere it is exceptional that a teamgoes through the season without los¬ing some good men because of in¬eligibility. However over at IowaCity they are facing an entirely op¬posite situation.Under a new system, grades abovea “B” give extra grade points and en¬able a man to graduate more quicklythan formerly. As a result Breck¬inridge, captain of the Hawk Gymteam and perhaps tlie l>cst tumbler inthe conference will be ineligible forfurther competition after February1st. This is the first case on recordof good grades forcing an athleteout.WHAT o/IT?^aeOApe MOgGENSTERftIf there are any smart men in thehouse, I wish they would rise upand tell me why is a two-miler. Ihave been going to track meets formany, many years, and I haven’t beenable to dope the answer out yet. I’veseen two-milers come and two-milersgo, and I’ve seen them go ’round and’round, but I’ve never been able toexplain the reason for their being. De¬cidedly an odd bird, the two-miler,when you come to think about it.Water Polo SquadDoped to Beat IowaThe polo team swears vengeance af¬ter their under dog role of a fortniteback and has been out doing itselfduring the past week’s practices. Withthe advice of Coach MacGillivray andthe help of Captain Petrolowitz thepoloers are expected to end the frayof this Saturday in the lead.Iowa plays a good clean brand ofWater Polo, and with Chicago boast¬ing the same, a real exhibition of thenew game is expected. The Chicagomen are given the edge however, be¬cause of a more scientific attack thanis used in the Corn Stater campus.Captain Petrolowitz is depending onHall, Krogh, Gilchrist, White, Howe,Jelinek, Gordon and Greenberg to endthe fray outpointing the opposingIowan crew.Hall, the giant goal tender is takingall the responsibility for the Maroonsin guarding the scoring posts, and ifhis play is of the same caliber as thatshown in past contests, the Hawks willbe considered mighty lucky if able toscore at all. Three Buckeye Gridmen Enact“Musketeers ”On College CampusBy Victor RoterusThere is a real life enactment of Du¬mas’ famous novel. “The Three Mus¬keteers” being presented daily on theOhio State campus. Two state foot¬ball stars, Elmer Marek and Leo Uri-dil, and Ed. Dostal, scholar wonderful,are the students whose comradeshipresembles that of Porthos, Aramis, andAthos of the days when men werechivalrous knights and women wereladies.The trio have so far all treaded thesame paths in shaping their careers.For the past half-score of years theyhave continually brushed shouldersduring the performance of their vari¬ous tasks, the major one of whichseems to be the playing of an excel¬lent brand of football.Close FriendsThe close friendship had its originin a picturesque city in the state madefamous by the fact that from it thewest begins and that in it the tallcorn grows. Cedar Rapids. Iowa, serv¬ed bring the three together in theirpresent enduring friendship. They satin the same classrooms in both thepublic and high schools. During theirregime at the later institution Marckand Uridil went on the role of honoras athletes while Dostal’s name gracedit through his prowness in wrestlingwith books.Select Ohio StateThe newspapers fully recognizedthe merits of the two athletes and con-(Continued on page 4)Over at Bartlett Gym the two-milerun is twenty-four times around thetrack. The mere thought of the racemakes me dizzy, but it doesn’t evenfeaze the boys who run it. Thereseems to me to be something ratherfutile in the race. Apropos of thisidea, there is the illuminating remarkonce made by my good friend Mr. AI-bon Holden, portly editor of the BigTen Weekly. "They go around andaround,” said Mr. Holden on somenearly forgotten ocasion, “twenty-fourtimes, and when they get done they’rein the same place they started.”No doubts ever plague the mind ofthe two-miler, however; he does hiswork in conscientious and workman¬like fashion, without ever asking whyor wherefore. Every night he goesout and grinds out a couple of miles;he pays particular attention to hisdiet, abstaining carefully from ban¬ana pie, fig newtons, and other foods'not calculated to keep him in topshape. He never complains at the Spar¬tan rigours of training which his raceimposes on him. He lives the simplelife all week, and then on Saturday heis allowed to go out and run his twen¬ty-four laps against other collegians.The reward for his pains is a dulldrumning back of his ears and a rathersea-sickish feeling in the pit of hisstomach. But that is enough for him;he is satisfied. “The glory of thething,” he says, “is all the reward Iask.” And then he looks self-sacri¬ficing and noble, and calls for somekind friend to use the stomach-pump,or roll him over a barrel. HOFFER’S GYMNASTSENGAGE ILLINOIS INFIRST BIG TEN MEETDffn Hoffer’s versatile Gymnastsopen their Big Ten campaign here onFriday night when they meet thestrong squad and have their hopes setfor a Conference Title.The Maroons, as a result of theirimpressive victory over the MilwaukeeY. M. C. A. turners, are the favoritesto cop. Hoffer’s teams have alwaysbeen skilled in this sport and the gymtitle has been practcallv a Maroonmonopoly for the last fifteen years.Capt. Jerry Quinn, Flexner, Davidson.Connor and Nelson will bear the bruntof the acrobatic work. Most of themen are sophomores and this will bean opportunity to test their ability withBig Ten opponents for the first time.Coach Merrill’s fencers will windup the evening when they meet theIllinois swordsman in what promisesto be an interesting duel. The Ma¬roon fencers though green are expect¬ed to give a good account of them¬selves. Alumni Beat Frosh. Basket Squad, 22-14Five famous ex-Maroon cagestars proved last night that theywere too big, too tough, and weretoo good football men for Chicago’sfrosh cagers and handed them a 22-14 beating. Pat Page, Paul Hinkle,Fritz Crisler, BirkhofT, and Dicksonall members of championship teamsin their playing days slaughteredthe yearlings. Birkhoff’s uncannyeye, Page’s bullet like passes thatsped the full length of the floor,Dickson’s “jump in shots,” and thevicious guarding of Fritz and“Tony” crushed the clever freshmenpassing attack.Birkhoff was high point man withfour buckets and a free throw. Giststarred for the green shirts with 3beautiful baskets.The sight of Pat Page messingup the youngsters with his ruggedtactics won the hearts of the enthu¬siastic spectators who were unani¬mous in their opinion that the alum¬ni could give the varsity some stiffcompetition. PAGE STRATEGY, AND POOR BASKETSHOOTING OF LOCALS WINS CLOSECONTEST FOR INDIANA BASKETEERSTeams Tie at Twelve All at Half; Wakefield Stars ForVisitors With Three Baskets and FourFree ThrowsUNEUPChicago—SackettZimmermanAlyeaMcDonoughHoerger Butler—RF NipperLF ChaddC WakefieldRG HarkerLG KeachMAROON COHORTSHAVE BUSY WEEKWith five Chicago teams due tocompete on Friday and Saturday, Ma¬roon athletes face one of the busiestweek ends of the winter season. Thebasketball team after its last minutedefeat of Ohio Saturday night will goto Columbus to play a return gamewith the Buckeyes. Ohio State willbe out for revenge and with its twostellar scorers, Cunningham andDempsey, in form is liable to reversethe decision of last week.On Friday night The Illinois Gymand fencing team will clash with CoacliHoffer’s Tumblers in Bartlett Gym¬nasium. The squad this year under theleadership of Jerry Quinn lias develop¬ed into a very well rounded aggrega¬tion and is giving promise of round¬ing into a championship team.The swimmers will leave Saturdayfor Iowa City to combat the Hawks in(Continued on page 4)I was at a track meet in BartlettGym not so very long ago. The two-mile race started out. “Twenty-threelaps to go!” bawled out Tom Eckas the boys came around after run¬ning the first lap. "Twenty-three yer-self!” howled back the athlete whowas leading the pack as he went by.Now, this was certainly eccentric con¬duct; in anyone but a two-miler itwould have occasioned considerablecomment. But such things are ex¬cused in a two-miler; they are oftenthe least of his peculiarities.It would not, I say, have attracted(Continued on page 4) When you write homefor money, useQANFORD’SM Fountain Pen Ink Nestlesthe creamiermilk chocolate By Irving GoodmanPat Page’s strategy and some poorshooting by the Maroons was ail thatsaved Butler from receiving a neattrimming at the hands of the Maroons.As it was, the Indianapolis cagerspulled through with a 20 to 18 win.Chicago started off in sensationalfashion by running up an 8-0 score be¬fore the half was ten minutes gone.McDonough contributed two prettybuckets and Sackett a neat ringer.Then the wily Page altered his sys¬tem by switching to a man to mandefense and following the Maroonsbeneath their own basket so as tothwart the Norgren system of drib¬bling to the middle of the floor.The strategy worked and immediate-special sale on trunks, brief cases,and all kinds of traveling goods.We do all kinds of repairing.Hyde Park Trunk Store1117 E. 55th StreetNear UniversityTel. Hyde Park 0980Proprietor. B. HARTMAN ly Butler got going. Wakefield, theclever Hoosier center found the rangeand with the aid of free throws evenedthe score to 12-12 at the half.The second half started slowly withButler playing a waiting game. WithMcDonough, who twisted an ankle, re¬moved from the game, the Pagemensoon jumped into the lead. Nipper andWakefield of the visitors resorted toa dribbling game and managed to getfouls called on them.Chicago never got started in thesecond half making, only two fieldgoals during this period.Wakefield led the scoring'for thevisitors with 3 baskets and four freethrows while Zimmerman was highpoint man for the Maroons with twofield goals and a pair of free throws.Statistics of the game readily showthe weak spot of the Maroons. Out offorty-nine shots at the basket the Ma¬roons sunk but six baskets. Butlertook advantage of the rods caging tenfree throws.2 >u HUSK” O’HAREIt’sPermanentBlue-Blackand All Colors**The Ink thatMade theFountain Pen Possible”Buy it atWoodworth’s Book Store1311 E. 57th St. s* PARI S"TJhis SummerTo Europe and back>170 0?)in tourist ZJhird CabinQuarters specially reserved ongreat ships for college men andwomen and similar congenialtravellers. We carried 15,000last year.MAJESTICWorld’s largest shipHOMERICWorld’s largest twin screw linerMinnekahdaDevoted exclusively toTourist Third CabinBELGENLANDLAPLAND PITTSBURGHand the White Star liners (fromMontreal and Quebec) Doric, Regina,Megantic, and Canada. UTMOST 0CUN SCRVICfWhite Star LineAtlantic Transport Line-Red Star LineiNmNATioNAi Msrcantiis Marins CompanyPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 3, 1926LE DESTINIn vain the dread futilityOf worthless life oppresses me—All things change or pass away!The total, utter uselessnessOf trying to accomplish this—Only adds to my dismay!There simply isn’t any reasonAnd all effort is but treason—Why is this, you ask?By the time I’ve learned to CharlestonSome damn fool will start anotherMaybe even worser task! !BY the time that our Universitybuilding program is completed we willhave five separate chapels. Oh, Lord!OUR UNIVERSITY rushing argu¬ments will readily assimilate the pharse—“Yeh, and we’ve got chapels fromcoast to coast.”THE combined Phoenix-Circle mag¬azine claims to be the only collegemagazine which will be run like theVanity Fair. It’s their one chance torise to the top of their field.A MATTER OF DEGREESA college man is oft perplexedWhen choosing his degree;He’s not quite sure just what he wantsB. S. or Ph. D.But ev’ry co-ed knows beforeHer school year fearly startsThat what she’s really afterIs a bachelor of ’earts! !—GeoGIt Isn’t the Cost of Checks—S’ the Upkeeprerrible Turk:You never can tell about these Apol-o guys. We suspect Mr. Hobscheidnay be snooping around right now inhe waste baskets in the Maroon officen search of that check they made outo him. For the sake of the Nursery,ve hope it has been torn up since it’sprobably all those deadbeats had intheir bank account.* —Three Dahk Hosses“SELDON Commends UniversityMorals”—The contributors above takeviolent issue with this alleged injus¬tice. “Ls it fair,’ ’they query. “To letBrown and Princeton have anythingTHE records show that the stafflembers of The Daily Maroon havearnered almost a B average. Sure,fter we get through working aroundhis dive, it’s too late to go anywhere!IN WEATHER VEIN‘he changes in the weatherire becoming quite alarming;>ne day it will be fair and warmo balmy it’s disarming,'he next day it is sure to drop'o five or so below—nstead of pleasant pools of mud/e wade through drifts of snow,he verdict must be madehat the Weather Man’s a woman,nd from these indicationsmd a catty, fickle jade.—AudreyWE arc stagging it to the Play test-Feb. 5 and 6—Advertisemet!—TERRIBLE lURK 66 GET THREESTRAIGHT A’« INFALL QUARTER(Continued from page 1)ell, Albert Ayden, Frances Sadowskas,James Stickney, Peter Tatooles, Caro¬lyn Teetzel, Paul Thiele, EdwardaWilliams, Herbert Wolfe. Yue KeiWong, Peris Woodruff, TheodoreZimmerman.Senior CollegeRuth Alev. John Blackburn, EvaBloom. Henry Boettcher, MargaretBrew, Leonard Cardon. Yue CheChang. Edwin DaCosta, CorneliaDrolsom, Benedict Einarson, HerbertGeisler, Arthur Giese, Samuel Hal-perin, Jennette Hayward. RaymondHengren. Margaret Hiatt, MildredHoerr, Sophie Holdengraber, GeorgeIrgang, Daniel Kaufman. AntoinetteKillen, William Krumbein, Mabel Ne-witt. Ruberta Olds, Morris Rosenthal,Bernice Shannon, Cecil Smith. Fred¬erick Tuerk, Beatrice Watson, Ger¬trude Whipple, Winifred Williams.Undergraduates who made 16 gradepoints:Senior CollegeMilton Agnew, Simon Agranat, Ab¬raham Albert, Esthel Altabe,, EdwardAmes, Louise Anderson, GuinevereAsay, Frieda Bachmann, FredericBager, Marshall Baker, Flavia Baren-scheer, Lester Beall, George Betts,\\ inifred Blake, Sidney Bloomenthal,Brooks Blossom, Ralph Boggs, Clau¬dia-Boynton, Melbourne Boynton, Elvarown. May Burunjik, Catherine Camp¬bell, Ruth Clemons, Elsa Dahl, SnellDavis, Freed F.ggan, Irene F.rp, Ma¬bel Evans, Gordon Farrell, OttilieFleischmaner, Mildred Friduss, DavidGans, Carl Gast, Bernard Ginsberg,Harold Glassner. 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Frank Ber¬nard, Donald Boyer, Frances Capps,Elizabeth Cowen, Alice Coy, CatherineCrowley', James Dahir, Myron Davis.Marianne Dean, Leon Despres, Sam¬uel Epstein, Rudolf Ericson, MurielFink, Catherine Fitzgerald. SidneyFrank, Adelheid Fuchs, Marie Gal-pern, Marcella Gedons, Florence Gelb-span. Walter Gibb, Aline Grossman,William Harrison, Ernest Heimback, Carl Henrikson, Samuel Herman,James Hopkins, Martha Ireland, JacobIsaac, Josie Janusli, Elenora Johnson,Alfred Kelly, Donald Kelso. MargaretKnox, Gordon Kunz, Margaret Lan-quist, Edward Lissuer, Dorothea Loe-wenstein, Marian Lovrein, BenjaminMaizel. Elva Marquard, Pierre Mar-tineau, Mortimer Masure, Frank Mayo,Katherine Miller, Czarna Moccker,Marietta Moss, Rob Roy Macgregor,Robert McKinlay, Eleanor McLain.Cora Nelson, Mary Nixon, DorothyNorberg, Rufus Oldenberger, DorothyOxley, Giles Penstone, Rose Perlove.Bernard Pidot, Edith Pollock, ArthurRabinovitz, Edna Radcliffe. MarieRaun, Mary Roxburgh. Peter Rosen-dal. Dorothy Dubovits, Hazel Rudoy,Hyman Sachs, Ralph Schott, HelenScott. Louis Sevin, Gordon Strong.Joseph Stumm, Anna Svatik, DorothyThompson, Marjorie Thompson, FaeThorne, Julia Waxman, Eleanor Wil¬kins.DR. AMES TO LEADFELLOWSHIP MEETING“Why l Believe in the Church” willbe the subject of a talk presented byDr. Ames to a fellowship meetingheld under the auspices of the Y. M. C.A. today at 4:30 in room “A" of theReynolds club.Dr. Ames is pastor of the l niversityChurch of Discoples of Christ and isalso an associate professor in the Phil¬osophy Department. All men of theUniversity are cordially; invited to at¬tend this lecture.THREE BUCKEYEGRIDMEN ENACT“MUSKETEERS”(Continued from page 3)sequently from among the overturesmade by western and eastern schoolsMarek and Uridil selected Ohio Stateas their camping ground. Singularlyno -equests for attendance were askedof Dostal, the scholar. But the threewere inseparable and so it was thatthe eternal triangle hopped off thepullman at Columbus.They promptly selected the samefraternity and arranged for the sameclasses in the School of Commerceand Journalism. This tall Marek andUridil were both stringers of the foot¬ball squad, and Marek’s work on Staggfield will he long remembered by thesundry 33,000 that witnessed the epicstruggle staged that day. As yet thc-care no indications that there will he abreakage of the tie that binds.J. H. FINNEGANDRUGGISTWood lawn Ave. at 55th St.CIGARS. CIGARETTES andCANDYSTATIONARY AND FOUN-TAIN PENSPhone Midway 0708Ask for Goldenrod Ice CreamUNIVERSITY STUDENTSFOUNTAIN SERVICE AND LIGHT LUNCHES ARE BEST ATWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPCORNER FIFTY-FIFTH AT UNIVERSITY AVENUEFresh Home Made CandiesMAROON COHORTSHAVE BUSY WEEK(Continued from page 3)their third dual meet of the year. TheTankmen are anxious to avenge theirdefeat at the hands of the Wolverii>eslast week. The water polo team withonly one defeat to its credit will alsocombat the Iowans^and will endeavorto show a better offense than the onedisplayed at Ann Arbor when theywere held to two goals.Saturday night will also see CoachYorres men in action when the Min¬nesota wrestling team will come herefor a match. Although the team is ofunknown calibre. Voores promises itis very strong in most departmentsand the meet will he a real battle.IDEALRESTAURANTExcellent Service1352 E. 61st St.“The Place to Eat” The Orchard School ofMusic and ExpressionMABEL AYERS SIGURJONSSON, Dir/fctor ’|1342 East Fifty-third Street- ✓Tel. Dorchester 1789| Announces a Class inDramatic Interpretation, Vocal and- Pantomine Expression1 and §coaching for stage presence.| * * # ^? This class will also include discussion and general criticism, i!- and will be conducted by, |Hamilton Coleman| Class Begins Soon—$15.00 term of lO lessons :ri.lfl.ll> |llltl|ll|lt«lll!!|lilli| I I lll|!i|M|!l|ll|il|ll|ll|i'|ii|l!|ll|ll|ll|ll|il|i:|!l|l‘| | | l| l| |ll|ll|ll|l!|ll|l!|ii| >|t|||i|||| gjj,," WHAT OP IT?(Continued from page 3)any undue attention had the athletenot acted even more oddly the secondtime around. 1 was sitting at the southend of the track, together with a lotof other spectators, and as the leadercame by us the second time he calledout, “Has anybody got a chew ofgum?” There wasn’t time to reply,hut some wit demanded, ‘‘What flav¬or?" on the third lap. “Juicy Fruit.”answered the two-miler. as he round¬ed out the fourth lap. “Sorry; we ain’tgot none,” replied the sideline spokes¬man as the boys came by the nexttime. "Aw, heck!” said the two-milerat the end of the sixth lap, and thenfor the next eighteen times around hemaintained a clatnlike silence. Afterthe race was over, the only thing he’dsay was. “Phew-w! .... Hully Chce!"This incident is only illustrative ofwhat goes on every day in two-milecircles. It is such things as this whichlead me to shake off inv habitual leth¬argy and demand. “Why is a two-miler” Perhaps there's material inthat query for a congressional inves¬tigation; perhaps the solution is sosimple as that offered me by a friendrecently: “They’re cracked.”SUMMER STUDENTSOFFERED NEW GRADGEOGRAPHY COURSE“News Letter,” the monthly circularissued by the Department of Geogra¬phy, announces a new graduate coursein ehorography. In this course, a smallarea of geographic diversity will beinvestigated intensively, with the ob¬ject of producing on the ground a com¬pleted monograph in the field of re¬gional, geography. 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