The iPhoenixand Circle pub¬lications have'joined forces. mu * f ^ ^ml? jHaroon Members o fthe Junior Coun¬cil will meet at3:30 in Cobb110.Vol. 25 No. 68 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1926 Price Five CentsUNDERGRADS INACTIVITIES GETHIGH STANDINGSSurvey Shows That StudentsIn Activities ScoreScholastically No Apollos On Campus, Jury Finds;Three Tie But Nursery Gets $10Undergraduates in activities at theUniversity scored in scholastic ratingas well as in their extra-curricularpursuits during the autumn quarter.A survey of the grades of students inpublications and dramatic produc¬tions, announced yesterday by Mi*.Frank H. O’Hara, director of under¬graduate activities, reveals that thegeneral average of grade points was3.42, as against the 2 points neces¬sary for eligibility.Members of the dramatic associa¬tion led with an average of 3.71points, while the staffs of the publica¬tions made a 3.13 average. The high¬est rating was that of the joint dra¬matic board, with 3.9o points, prac¬tically a straight B. A number ofstudents in the* activit?.--- are can¬didates for Phi Beta Kappa.Nearly all of these marks standwell above the averages made by thevarious fraternities and clubs, ac¬cording to markings released recent¬ly by the recorder.The Circle, with six students, ledthe publications with an average of3.88 points, and Cap and Gown, with24 students, had 3.41. The DailyMaroon, with 28 staff members fol¬lowed with 2.93 and Phoenix waslast, with 11 students having an aver¬age of 2.58.The dramatic association standingwas headed by the joint board of 5,with 3.95 points, seconded closely bythe Mirror staff of 3, whose averagewas 3.77. The cast of “Mr. PirnPasses By,” consisting of 11 stu¬dents, had 3.65, while Gargoyles, withfive people, had but 3.60. Finish-—Midway SweepstakesAustin McCarty . 1106Bill Abbott 1106Fred Hobscheid 1106Arthur Shuttles . 572Alan Spitzer . 563Wallie Marks . . . 310Bobby Carr 279Don McGinnis . . . 160Slim Granquist . .Churck Anderson* . 157* Left at the post.Track muddy, but fast.Purse: $10.00Maybe there’ll be a Campus Apol¬lo in 1949, but there won’t be onethis year. After a week of heatedballoting, the contest, so far as actualresults in hitting upon the handsom¬est man on campus is concerned,came to naught, and the ten bucksthat were to go with the distinctionfound sanctuary in nobody’s pocket.Instead, they go to the UniversityNursery, where it is hoped they willbe used in.such a way that some daythere will. be a handsomest man toteeter on the kerb outside Cobb hallafter classes. This year there won’tbe the man, but there will undoubted¬ly be the usual teetering.When the slot in the contest ballotbox was shut up with the great sealof the Daily Maroon Friday eveningon the stroke of six and the ballot- The VerdictMonday, 11 p. m.We have been asked to pickfrom the three tied contestants . .or any other men at the University. . . the most handsome man. Af¬ter studying the question exhaus¬tively, we are forced to announcethat there are (we regret to re¬port) no handsome men at theUniversity.We are extremely sorry that wemust act as we do. We hope thatour decision can be concealed andsuppressed, lest women be discour¬aged from entering your Univer¬sity. Be that as it may, we wereasked to arrive at an honest de¬cision, and this (so help us God!)we have done.LOUIS WOLHEIMLON CHANEYBULL MONTANA had been counted in on the standings,it was found that a triple tie betweenthree of the all-week leaders existed.Tables and chairs were piled againstthe office door which held back thesurging collegians, and when this bar¬ricade had been effected a freshmanwas ordered to poke his head out ofa window and announce the result ofthe contest. A roar of rage came up| from the throng, but the door held| firm and violence to the persons of| the committeemen was avoided.How was the thing to be settled?j Finally it was decided that the affairJ be handed over to a jury composedI of experts on the subject of mascu¬line pulchritude, to be decided on themerits (that is, the faces), of the Selden CommendsUniversity MoralsIn Magaizne StoryConditions at the University ofChicago are very different fromthose at Harvard and Princeton, ac¬cording to a statement made byCharles A. Selden in an article called“Fashions in College Morals” pub¬lished in the February issue of theLadies Home Journal. The chief rea¬son for this difference lies in thefact that there is no group of stu¬dents with too much money at theirdisposal, and also in that the institu¬tion is coeducational. After a verycareful study of the conditions at anumber of representative collegesMr. Selden reports that there is lessdrinking, less gambling, and less dis¬honesty among the stuaencs than isfound at either Harvard or Prince- CIRCLE, PHOENIXJOIN STAFFS INNEW MAGAZINEing was declared officially over, theresult, still in the dark, was the sub¬ject of much conjecture. Throngs ofcollegians and clubwomen were press¬ing about the doors of the Maroonoffice as members of the staff madetheir way up the walk to count thedeciding ballots.When, however, every last slip three tying contestants. Bull Mon- j ^on*tana, Lon Chaney and Louie Wolheim Fraternities lead the fashions inwere named to constitute the per- j student morals according to Mr. Sel-sonnel of this body.Saturday the committee of expertsgathered in an obscure basement onthe south side to consider the tie.There the Messrs. Montana, Chaneyand Wolheim grappled with the prob¬lem all through the day. At 11o’clock that evening they adjournedhaving arrived at no settlement.They reassembled at 9 the next morn¬ing, and after an all-day session(lasting, indeed, far into Mondaymorning) they arrived at certain con¬clusions, which they drew up in the(Continued on page 2)LAUNCH FRIENDSHIPDRIVE WITH FROSHCHAPEL COLLECTION JUNIORS PLANCLASS DINNERStudent Friendship drive waslaunched yesterday in Freshman):hapel with a contribution of eightyjdollars from the members of the \?lass. The drive will last during thisweek, and the sum to be raised hasbeen set as $1200. The purpose ofthe drive is to assist the students ofEurope in reconstructing the educa¬tional system which was disorganizedluring the World War.Solicitors take contributions eachlay after chapel, and men and wom-?n will alsb be stationed in the vari¬ous buildings on campus fo help col¬lect funds. Letters have been sent toUniversity graduates petitioning do-lations.“Students of Europe are not ask-ng for or do they wish charity; allthey wish is a chance to help them-ielves since educational facilities inEurope are decidedly inadequate. Welope that class rivalry will serve to>ring more generous responses from;he other collections to be taken,;aid Jennette Hayward, co-chairmanwith Harry May of the drive. Set Feb. 11 as Date; Arrangefor Informal DancingJuniors will assemble for their firstall-class function at the class dinnerwhich will be held Thursday, Feb.11, at 6:45, in the refectory of IdaNoyes hall. A committee composedof Gifford Hitz, Esthep Cook, Brad¬ley Davies, and George Wiemer is incharge of the affair.Walter Williamson will act as toastmaster for the occasion. Vaudevilleacts have been planned to take placebetween the courses, and Bill Hahn’sorchestra will furnish the music forthe informal dancing which will fol¬low the dinner. Speakers will be an¬nounced later.Dean, Ten MilesAway, Keeps TabOn Campus DoingsFOREIGN STUDENTSDISCUSS MISSIONSAll Christian students from othercountries have been invited to attenda meeting on missions sponsored bythe Foreign Student Council of Y.M. C. A. Monday at 8 at the homeof Mr. B. W. Dickson, 5644 Kim-bark AveThe program will include two fiveminute addresses by members of thefaculty on Christian Missions andan open discussion on What ChristianMissions can do for the non-Christianworld of the Present.” Social gamesand refreshments will follow the pro¬gram. Although he has been ten milesaway from the campus for the pastmonth, Dean Wilkins has kept inclose touch with the University andall of its activities through his regu¬lar perusal of The Daily Maroon.This fact indicates not only thatthe dean has an active interest incampus affairs, but that he will prob¬ably return to his tlniversTty dutiesin the near future. Miss Gordon, hissecretary substantiates the latterprobability with the statement thathe will almost unquestionably takeover his regular class in the studyof Dante before the end of thequarter.Another probability indicated byhis secretarial staff and hospital re¬ports is that Dean Wilkins will notundertake his work as Dean of theColleges before next quarter at theearliest. Prof. Chauncey S. Boucher,Associate Dean of the Colleges, willcontinue to fill the position.That Mr. Wilkins is on the road torecovery is revealed by the daily re¬ports of the Presbyterian hospital,shewing a steady improvement in thepatient’s condition. Thirty-Six NewMen Now WearPledge ButtonsWith the close of the informalrushing period of the winter quarter,undergraduate fraternities announcethe pledging of men.While there is no distinct periodfor pledging at this time of the year,as there is at the beginning of theAutumn quarter, all winter quarterpledging is practically concluded bythe end of January. The Greek so¬cieties will continue to “button” menthroughout the year, but the greatpart of the work is over.Lambda Chi Alpha lead the pledg¬ing with six men. Four new TKEpledge pins are spoi’ted, while Phi PiPhi has added a like number.Considering the fact that onlyfifty-seven freshman men and womenentered school at the first of the year,the number of neophytes remark¬able. An overwhelming majority ofthe future Greeks come from therecently registered group, only a fewbeing upper-classemen.Following is an official list of thesecret societies and the men whomthey have pledged.Alpha Delta Phi—Patrick Kelly,Chicago. Alpha Tau Omega—Thomas H. Corbett and Charles Bur¬ris, of Chicago. Beta Theta Pi—Ralph Stitt and James Britton ofChicago. Chi Psi—Linn Garibaldi,Charlotte, North Carolina.Delta Chi —William Pretscholdand James Noel, of Chicago. DeltaKappa Epsilon—John Thornton Mc-Giveron, Chicago. Delta Sigma Phi—Paul Reitan, Chicago. Delta TauDelta—Robert O’Keefe and Harold(Continued on page 2) ENLIST PROFS.FOR PLAYFESTProfs. David and WoodwardTo Appear in Production den. They include forty per cent ofthe enrolled undergraduates. Thegreater number of non-fraternitymen do not live at the University noractively participate in college activ¬ities. The most serious problem con¬fronting the fraternities is the one ofdrink. The way this problem hasbeen dealt with is well illustratedby the fact that at the WashingtonProm in 1924 there was only one caseof a person carrying liquor on hisperson and that person was an alum¬nus.Gambling is trivial, due largely tothe effective student sentiment builtup by Prof. A. A. Stagg. Loyalty tothe teams does not necessarily re¬quire betting on games, as Mr. Stagghas pointed out to the student body.The honor commission made up ofstudents has succeeded in lesseningthe amount of cheating and dishon¬esty to a minimum. All this goes toprove that the situation in moderneducational institutions is not as badgenerally, or in the particular in¬stance of the University of Chicago,Prof. Henri David, and Frederic C.Woodward have joined Universityathletes, writers, and entertainers tj f as is commonly made out.co-operate with the Dramatic as»o-ciation for the success of the Play-' ry ' T\ If* /»fest, the association’s annual benefit j ib&t LJBCLCilltXB TOTpi'oduction, to be presented Fridayand Saturday evenings, February 5and 6 in Mandel hall.Mr. David will appear in one of hisfamous- impersonations, assisted byhis proteges of the French depart-jment, including Nelson Fuqua andMaurine Laclaff, in a clever entr’ act.Mr. Woodward, the vice president¬elect of the University, will be mas¬ter of ceremonies. Mr. Woodward andMr. David are considered by cam-FLOOR RESIGNS JOB;ACCEPTS NEW ONEMr. Lyman R. Flook has resignedhis position as superintendent ofbuildings and grounds at the Univer¬sity, it was announced yesterday. Inthe future he will devote his entiretime to supervising the new construc¬tion work that is now in progress.H. F. Greanbam, who has been anassistant to Mr. Flook has been ap¬pointed to fill the vacancy. Friars Scenarios;Announce JudgesWith Feb. 11 set as the deadlinefor aff manuscripts for the 1926production, the Board of Superiors ofthe Order urges all prospective au¬thors to submit their plays as soon aspossible.Four of the five judges to selectpus critics the best actors of the fac-; the manuscript this year have been. | chosen by the Board of Superiors.Give Soft Shoe Dance The fifth is yet to be picked,Joe Barron and Jerry Quinn will j wju announced in the nearfuture. The four judges are: Prof.Frederick C. Woodward, vice presi¬dent-elect of the University, Prof.James Weber Linn, of the Englishdepartment, Prof. Percy HolmesBoynton, also of the same depart¬ment, and Prof. Bertram G. Nelson,head of public speaking. To Become “Vanity Fair” ofthe Collegiate WorldBy New PlanBy Walter G. WilliamsonSetting a precedent for collegepublications the Phoenix has consoli¬dated with the Circle, university lit¬erature magazine, in forming the“Vanity Fair” of the collegiateworld. The editorial boards of thetwo magazines wiH co-operate underthe direction of Fred Handschy, edi¬tor of the Phoenix.Beginning with the February edi¬tion the humor magazine will containarticles pertinent, not only to the in¬congruity of life, but to the literaryefforts of famous men and women aswell as undergraduates.The editorial board of the Circlewhich is to be incorporated with thePhoenix is headed by Betty LeMay.Austin McCarty, Henry KitchellWebster Jr., Daniel Rich and JosephWhite, co-editors will contribute orig¬inal material as well as that securedfrom personalities, unique in theirseveral fields.A common interest in supportingone super-magazine is cited as thereason for the consolidation of thetwo magazines. The new magazineas conceived by the editors will con¬tain material which will interest ev¬ery undergraduate. It will be theoutlet for student expression.The Circle was ready to go to presswhen the series of conferences was—«■arranged. Finance played no part inthe merger according to Miss Le¬May.Handschy when questioned said:“In such a univei’sity as ours, a uni¬versity that does not profess a rah-rah spirit, the existence of two mag¬azines of such widely divirsifjedtypes, would lead to the classificationof one as ‘low brow’ and the other as‘high-brow’.” Miss LeMay intimatedthat she thought the Phoenix an idealoutlet for literary material.give the other entr-act, a smart soft-s .oe dance before the curtain- (^uinnis well known on campus for his Workon the gymnasium team.Final casting for the three one-!act plays has just been announced bythe board of selections.(Continued on page 2) CONTRAST LOCAL ANDFOREIGN EDUCATIONALPLANS IN DISCUSSIONRussian Scientist Uncovers FossilRelated to Ancient Texan ReptileRecent discoveries of ancient rep¬tiles, from fifteen to fifty million yearsold, near Archangel, Russia, hstvo lfeda Russian scientist to believe theseimals are related to similar^discovered in Texas, it became knownat the University yesterday. *A“ tetterfrom Peter P. Sushkin, of theLeninograd academy of sciences toProf. A. S. Romer, University pale¬ontologist, has started new investiga¬tions in the field. ^Interest in the research*? centersaround th skeleton of a peculiar an¬cient lizard which millions of yearsago lived in the southwestern part ofwhat is now the United States. Thespecimen was uncovered a feyf years, • ... 4. ago by Paul Miller, of the UniversityWalker museum, and brought to theUniversity from Texas for study andclassification. It was dug out of thePermian beds of that state, its loca¬tion giving it an almost inestimableage.Dr- Sushkin believes that this spe¬cies is similar to those discovered innorthern Russia and that it is an ad¬vanced amphibian. Study of thespecimen may add a new chapter tothe volume of evidence already collec¬ted to show the relationship betweenancient American reptiles and thoseof Europe and South Africa. Muchof th© material collected has been toofragmentary for accurate description,it is said. Education in the United States willbe contrasted with that in foreigncountries at an open meeting of Fed¬eration tonight from 7 to 8 in thelibrary of Ida Noyes hall. The dis¬cussion will be preceded by a groupof talks by foreign women on theirpersonal experiences as students inother countries. The speakers areHeloisa Marinho, Hilda Joseph, Ra-ina G. Ivan off, Elena Landatzuri, andViolet Wong.Federation sponsors will act ashostesses at a dinner preceding themeeting at 6 in the cafeteria. Allforeign women who are interested inthe subject, and who are planning toattend the meeting are cordially in¬vited to the dinner as well, said BettyLeMay, publicity chairman of the or¬ganization.MIRROR REHEARSALSTO BEGIN TOMORROWRehearsal for the First AnnualMirror will be held tomorrow at 3:30in the theater of Ida Noyes hall. Thenames of the cast and chorus will beannounced tomorrow and it is impera¬tive that all the women chosen at¬tend the rehearsal.Instrument tryouts will be held to¬day at 12 in Cobb 110. All womenwho are able to play any instrumentwhatever are urged to attend thistryout. Final voice tryouts will beheld tomorrow at 3:30 in the theaterof Ida Noyes hall.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1926Daily iflarnmtFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL 8TUDKNT NEWSPAPER OP THE UNIVERSITY OP CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Satnrdsjr, Sunday and Monday, daring the Antonin,Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company, Subscription rates:$§L00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies. Are cents each.Entered as second<class mall at the Chicago Postoffice. Chicago, Illlnola, March IS,1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Dally Maroon expressly reserves all rlghta of publication of any materialappearing In this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis Avenuetelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 5522. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon aoliclta the expression of student opinion In Its columns en nilsubjects of student interest. Contributors mast sign (heir full names to communica¬tions. but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerGDITOK1AL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women's EditorDeenter Lee News EditorKeese Price News EditorMailer Williamson Nsws EditorLeo Stoue WHISTle Editor.;>v< . ... Shines Sports EditorMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Woman’s EditorRuth Daniels .. Assistant Women's EditorAlta Cnndy Social EditorMary Winner Hughes Feature Writert.eou Ualinsky Day EditorGeorge Jones Day EditorGeorge Koebn Day EditorA1 Widdifleld Day EditorAlice Kinsman Sophomore EditorRoselle Moss Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTEthan Granqulst Office DirectorLeland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Krelnea Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerFrederick Kretschmer Circulation ManagerGeorge Gruskin Classified ManagerJack Pincus AuditorEldred Neubauer Downtown Copy ManagerMyron Fulrath Local Copy ManagerCharles Harris Advertising AssistantJoseph Klitzner ..Asst. Foreign Adv. ManagerJerome Delis Office ManagerHIT THE WALKA S the snow begins to melt in the quadrangle, students are begin-ning to cross the campus on the grass. When late to class theline of least resistance is the straight one. Hence well-developed“Calf-paths” may now be seen on many of the campus greens.The Undergraduate council conducted a ‘‘hit-the-walk’’ cam¬paign last Spring for the erring students. It was successful becausethe undergraduate body realized the advantages of having a beau¬tiful campus unadorned with barren oases.As the fiscal Spring approaches the practise of hitting the walkbecomes necessary. Although the seed has not yet been planted theexisting grass must not be destroyed. It provides the protection forthe seed when it has been sown. It is better to be late to class onceor twice than to ruin the campus which affords pleasure not onlyto you but to everyone.THE JUNIORS DINE''T'HE Junior class opens its social calendar with a dinner a week-*• from Thursday. This is the first all-class function of the.year,and a record crowd should attend. Last week the sophomores helda luncheon, with a hundred tickets offered for sale, and a hundredtickets sold.The Juniors have set no limitation on the number, and expectJ *1at least twice the sophomore crowd. To this end, every attractionhas been secured. There will be informal dancing to Bill Hahn sorchestra following the meal, and vaudeville acts will be pr^pentedby campus talent between courses. With such a program, the Ijuniors should turn out full force. We hope they do.NO APOLLO ON CAMPUSJURY FINDS(Continued from page 1)formal report given above.Having no handsome man to whomto give the ten dollars, The DailyMaroon has given it to the Univer¬sity Nursery, 5750 Woodlawn Av¬enue. The income from this gift isto be used (The Daily Maroon rec¬ommends) to feed the growing chil¬dren of the nursery health-giving igruels, to develop a system of rhyth¬mic exercise, to further a program ofaesthetic dancing, and in such other [ways as may develop, among the chil- idren of the nursery, handsome menwho may some day enter the Uni-!versity.PRESIDENT SPEAKSBEFORE ENGINEERSSATURDAY NIGHTPresident Max Mason will address ■the Chicago section of the American jInstitute of Electrical Engineers attheir midwinter dinner next Satur¬day, when he will discuss the prob¬lems of electricity from the view¬point of a physicist. He will tell ofthe work of scientists in developingthe mysterious force which todaylifts many burdens from the should¬ers of riviliv^d men While at theUniversity of Wisconsin, Pres. Masonwas a professor of physics. Blackfriars AuthorMay Visit CampusJames Vincent Sheean, co-authorof ‘Barbara Behave,” the Blackfriarproduction of 1920, may return tothe quadrangles sometime this yearfor a visit. Sheean is now a success¬ful magazine writer and was at pnetime the correspondent of the Chi¬cago Tribune in the Riff.Sheean graduated from the Uni¬versity in 1921. While in residencehe was an active member of Phi Gam¬ma Delta, and was chiefly noted forhis co-authorship of “Barbara Be¬have” with Harold Stansbury.FOR THESIS WORKRent a complete standard typewriter.All makes and all models are Here.Choose your machine today. Nocharge for delivery. Rates reason¬able.WOODWORTH’S BOOK STORETouristthird cabin'to EUROPEWith college parties onfamous “O” steamers ofThe Royal Mail LineWrite for Illuu rated Booklet.School ofForeign Travel, In«.112 Cellsts SL. Mew Havoi. Ccma^JT What's On TodayFirst and second cabinets of Y.M. C. A. will hold a joint meeting at4:30 in the Y. M. C. A. council cham¬ber.Junior class council will meet at3:30 in Cobb 110-“The Function of Sacred Books inEarly Christian and Graeco-RomanReligions” will be discussed by Ray-j mond T. Stamm, a student in the Di-I vinity school, at a meeting of the NewTestament club today at 7 in Theo¬logy 208.Associate Prof. Albert E. Haydonof the department of Comparative Re-j ligion will lead a discussion meeting1 of the History of Religions club at7:30 in Theology 303.James Mullenbaeh, arbitrator forHart, Schaffner and Marx, will dis¬cuss “Some Aspects of Social Work”at a meeting of the Social ServiceClub at 7:30 in Classics 20.“How Jesus Followed His Way”will be the subject of tonight’s ex¬tension lecture in religion, given byDean Shailer Matthews at 7:45 inTheology 106.1“Some Aspects of the Modern For-jeign Language Study” will be the sub¬ject of a talk by Profs. Algernon Cole- Jman and R. H. Kenisyon of the Ro¬mance department at a meeting ofthe Romance club at 8 in Cobb 315.“Science and Religion” will be sub¬ject of a talk by Prof. Thomas V•Smith, of the department of ChristianTheology, to be broadcast at 8:40 to-;night from Mitchell Tower throughStation WMAQ.The Youth Movement in China, jGermany and Japan will be discussedby students from each of the threecountries at a meeting of Westmin- jster club at 4:30 in Ida Noyes hall.Christian Science Society will meetat 7:30 in the north reception roomof Ida Noyes hall instead of in Theo¬logy 106, as was previously announc¬ed.An open meeting of Sigma DeltaEpsilcfh, the graduate women’s scien¬tific fraternity, will be held tomorrow 'at 7:45 in the north reception roomof Ida Noyes hall. Dr. A. J. Carl-!son will speak. All graduate women ;in science have been cordially invited ;to attend the meeting-LEARN TO DANCE NOW.TERESA DOLAN DANCINGSCHOOLt?08 E. 63rd \t. Nr. WoodlawnClasses every eve. at 8. Beginners Mon.and Thurs. Private lessons any time.Tel. Hyde Park 3080 36 NEW MEN WEARPLEDGE BUTTONS(Continued from page 1)Tobin, of Chicago. Kappa Nu—SamMarcus, Tampa, Fla. Kappa Sigma—Alfred Kelly, William Miller, Chica¬go. Lambda Chi Alpha—David E.Krueger, Francis H. Miller, DelmarOlson, David Burford, Harold O.Carlson, George Baumrucker, all ofChicago. Phi Kappa Psi—FrankMarshall, Chicago. Phi Kappa Sig¬ma—Robert McNair, Elgin, Ill.Phi Pi Phi—Charles Bury, TaylorScott, William May, of Chicago, andClyde Sisson, Columbus, Miss. PiLambda Phi—Robert Stern Joliet,Ill. Sigma Alpha Epsilon—ArthurKemping, Chicago. Sigma Nu—Her¬bert Erickson, Chicago, Arthur Sher-win, Fort Wayne, Ind., William So-lenburg Philadelphia, Pa. Tau KappaEpsilon—George Collins, ForrestCollins, Harry Rahl. Elmer Rusks,all of Chicago. Zeta Beta Tau—Milton S. Mayer, Chicago.ENLIST PROFS. FORPLAYFEST(Continued from page 1)Hadley Kerr will be seen in “TheGat” as the burglar, while HenryKitchell Webster, Jr., will play thepart of the gentleman.Lois Russell, Louise Quinn, BlancheSwarz, Leo Stone, and Richard Houghwill play in “The Letter.”Present “Special Wire”Seward Covert, head cheer leader,will appear in ‘Spiced Wine” withJoanna Downs and Helen O’Toole.Parts are being understudied byRussell Whitney, Frank Carson.Eleanor Metzel. and Arthur Ernstein.Miss Metzel is assisting Frank H.O’Hara in the directing.“The Gat”, by Bernard Kelly, is amelodrama of suspence in which gunsand burglars figure. “The Letter,”by Daniel Catton Rich, is a pictureof modern Middle Western life, withLeo Stone, the Terrible Turk of TheWhitsle, as the New Yorker whobrings a vision of metropolitan lifeto the scene. “Spiced Wine” is adrama of old Peru by Willis K.Jones-Ticket* Sell Fa*tTickets for both nights, say Donaldc 0 WHEY'SMen ’s Wear and BilliardsOur New Men s Store IsNow OpenS. E. 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Shredded Wheat combines allthe elements you need for perfect nutri¬tion, balanced to provide the ideal combi¬nation of salts, bran vitamins and iron tobuild good brain, blood and bone.Meet Mrs. Matron and make your next7.30 breakfast out of Shredded Wheat.Maroons defeatBucks, keeping theirrecord of winning ev¬ery odd game. The Daily SPORTST 1_ — SS *Tuesday Morning MaroonFebruary 2, 1926 It’s good we playButler tonight; nowwe can win Saturday!ANNOUNCE I-M BASKETBALL STANDINGSPat Page's Invaders Look for Annual WinLOCALS HOPE TOAVENGE DEFEATSOF PAST YEARSAre Favorites In Clashat Bartlett GymTonight Divinity, Zeniths,Macs Win GamesOf the four-non-fraternitygames scheduled for last night,three were played off and one wasforfeited. The Packers Club for¬feited to the Chicago TheologicalSeminary. The other three con¬tests were all close and fast, oneof them aaen going five minutesovertime.In the first game of the even¬ing, the Macs defeated the Ro¬mans, 28 to 21. This was prob¬ably the best game of the eveningas to speed and fast play, althoughthe Zenith- Apache tilt was theone with the heart-throbs. Good¬man played his usual game for thewinners.Divinity School won from Blabehall, 15-11 in a close tilt, and theZeniths defeated the Apaches26-23 in an overtime period. Pale-ich starred for the winners withfour buckets and two foul throws.Pat Page and his fast steppingButler five, make their annual pil¬grimage to his Alma Mater when theHoosiers meet the Maroons tonight atBartlett Gym. The Indianapolis quinthas repeatedly defeated Maroonteams in the past but this time itlooks as if Chicago will obtain re¬venge. Page has an exceptionally ver¬satile outfit that is about the bestin- Indiana, which is quite a broadstatement. Last year it won the na- |tional amateur title. |Maroons Topple LeadersNo doubt Norgren’s protege’s will ,have a tough time with the invaders'but it cannot be much tougher thanwas the Ohio State game. All the!cunning of Cookie Cunningham and !his mates could not daunt the fight¬ing Maroon defense. After trailingthroughout the ferociously contestedfray, the Maroons finally got going; The University, 1and with Chuck Hoerger looping | think is in neP(1 of ax three sensational baskets, pulled outa 21 to 20 win.Hoerger ShinesZimmerman, McDonough, andHoerger displayed the best eyes ofthe home team while Alyea and Sac-kett shone on the floor. Little John¬ny Dempsey kept the Buckeyes in therunning untij the final whistle with LARGEST TRACKSQUAD IN YEARSDEFEATS INDIANACusack Takes Two FirstsIn Initial ConferenceTrackmeetWHAT of IT?<y/<X.OiypE MO^GENSTEfyNam fain tocertain insti¬tution in effect at almost all of “thebest" colleges. Thao institution isthe Student Manager. For yearswe have worried along hereaboutswithout student managers for ourathletic teams, and the loss of morale,no less great than the blow to prest¬ige, which the lack of such individualshis long shots. Cunningham failed to | means to the university is, I believe,tremendous. It is time for this situ¬ation to1 be remedied.go on a scoring orgy due to the Maroon stellar guarding. On Saturdaythe same teams meet again, this timeat Columbus. By their defeat *heBuckeyes were dropped from firstplace giving Wisconsin an undisputedhold on the leadership. Thirty-two men competed for Chicago in the track meet held in Bart¬lett last Friday evening, which theMaroon clad cohorts won from Indiana by the overwhelming score of58-28. This is the largest track squadwhich the University has ever pro¬duced, over forty being eligible atpresent and an addition of ten menexpected in the near future.Cusack High Point ManCusack and Anton Berg were highpoint winners for their respectiveteams, Jimmie taking firsts in boththe mile and the half mile, and Bergwinning the high jump and the polevault. Fried jumped 6’ 5" but touch¬ed the bar as he went over.The half mile was a Maroon eventaltogether, the local track hopes scor¬ing a slam, taking all three places,with Cusack taking first, Kelso a closesecond and Boynton, a sophomore,third. Metzenberg took a second inthe hurdles, following L. E. Smith.Relay Squad WinsThe relay team took an easy winwith Smith, Weddell, Armstrong I.es-Beal and Lowry running. Hobscheidwon the shotput with a throw of al¬most fifty feet. The team showed it¬self to be very well balanced, butlacking in individual stars. Indiana Five WinsFrom Hawks, 30-20Bloomington, Ind., Feb. 1, (Spe¬cial to The Daily Maroon)Indiana defeated Iowa, 30 to 20on its home floor tonight beforean extra large and uproariousgathering of spectators.This win pushes the Hoosiers upin the conference standings fromfifth to a tie for second place, withfour wins, and two defeats. Ittrails Wisconsin, the leader by afew points and is in a knot withMichigan at .667 percent. TheHawks remain in eighth place.Conference StandingsWisconsin 3 1 .750Michigan 2 1 .667Indiana 4 2 .667Ohio State 3 2 .600Purdue 3 2 .600Illinois 2 2 .500Chicago 3 3 .500Iowa 2 4 .333Minnesota 1 3 .250Northwestern 1 4 .200CARNIVAL HEADSPRAY FOR COLDAward Green Shirtsto Four in FencingGreen shirts have been awarded tofour men for their work in Freshmanfencing and the announcement hasbeen made that the men chosen willcompose the Freshman team. CharlesFalk has been chosen captain by thefoil men who include Luis Campos,Callard Livingston, and J. E. A. Hop¬kins. An alternate will also be chos¬en. These men have shown proficien¬cy in the use of the weapon and nextseason should furnish some reallygood material.A new fencing class for men is be¬ing begun today in Bartlett fencingroom to continue through the grades.It grants P. C. credit and any mem¬bers of other P. C. classes who wishto transfer to it may do so by apply¬ing at Dr. Reed’s office. The class isscheduled to meet at 4 :00 p. m.The instructor will be Gene Bea-sant. This is the first time since 1911that there has been a pai* frlsfructorin fencing, indicating interest in thesport. This spring there will be fenc¬ing with foils, sabres and duellingswords in the Intra-mural tourna¬ment. The Student Manager is a law un¬to himself. He is himself, and suf¬fice it to say that there’s nothing elsein the wide world like him. He is al¬ways the most collegiate of the col¬legians. He sports a coon; he smokesthe King’s Size; probably he evenwears galoshes (and, of course, gal¬luses). He is the fellow who buyshis ties in Chqmpaign at Gelvin’s, inMadison at Jack P. Flanagan’s (orsomething like that — I rather for¬get), and in New Haven at Gold¬stein’s. He wears the latest BrooksBrothers models; his pedal extreme-ities are encased in Frank Brothersshoes' He is, in short, that kind of aguy. WOMEN COMPETITORSIN SKATING CARNIVALMUST SIGN UP SOONRENT A TYPEWRITERNotes and themes look neater and getbetter markings when typewritten.Rent a complete standard machine to¬day. We are general agents and sup¬ply all makes.WOUDWOKI H BOOK STORE It .is the duty of the Student Man¬ager to (a) look the part; (b) neverforget, his station in life; (c) be thefirst after Davy Windsor to wearpearl-gray bows, sleeve garters, orwhatever else is the thing; (d) to re¬flect honor and glory on the dear oldschool by making people thing he isrepresentative of the whole studentbody; and (e) occasionally (and ifit does not interfere with his otherfunctions), to sit on the bench atbasketball games, etc.I do not know how Chicago has evergot along through all these long yearswithout the Student Manager. I amsure that it is at least partly becausethere is not one around the Midwaythat the old school has never been ex¬actly synonymous with the adjective“collegiate,” and why critics have hadsuch latitude in complaining of “lackof college spirit.” But, on furtherconsideration,* I am seized with theidea that perhaps the old school has¬n’t ever had such an institution be¬cause there isn’t any such animalaround All entrants for the women’s raceswhich are to be a part of the skat¬ing carnival must hand in theirnames to Elinor Wilkins or sign up atIda Noyes hall by noon of Wednes¬day, Feb. 3. There will be threeevents for women, a relay race inwhich all the dormitories are expect¬ed to enter teams, sfri eighth of a mileand a quarter mile race for individualcompetitors. All University womenare eligible to compete, and all goodskaters are urged to come out.A number of entries have been re¬ceived already, but more are desiredin order to make the contests as ex¬citing as possible. The preliminaryraces of the carnival will be held Feb.4 and the finals Feb. 5, and somereal thrillers are expected from wo¬men as well as men. The weather man’s prediction ofzero temperatures for this week maymake some people shiver in advancebut it also makes the Ice-carnival com¬mittee of the Intra-mural staff grinwith delight. For if Old man Zeroarrives before Thursday and Friday,February 4th and 5th respectively,the carnival is sure to be a success.Right now the only thing lacking isa field of nice ice and that will soonbe on hand, accoiding to the U. S.Weather Bureau.A flock of more or less expert skat¬ers have signed the entry sheet anda dozen or so fraternities have placedrelay teams in the field. The relayrace promises to be the big event ofthe meet with the mixed men’s racesnext in popularity. The men’s eventswill have full complement of startersbut in the events for women it seemsthat only a few of the most courage¬ous of them are ready to face thestarting gun.Consequently the entries sheet forwomen is still open and the boosters(Continued on page 4)Sunshiny Warmthfor Crisp MorningsYou ran ca-ry warrrih and roirfctt tospot in your home w ith this pi-rt-bleElectric HeaterOnly Small Payment Dcn* nPhone O.- Jera to Randolph 1230T? COMMONWEALTH EDISON IElectric shoi73 West Adams Street You can "get overbig” with “her” orthe boys. Rent aSaunders Car—any¬time! Drive it your¬self as long as youlike. Costs from Vfcto Vs as much astaxi. Go anywhere.Coupes, Sedans orTouring Cars.SAUNDERSSYSTEM1121 E. 63rd StSAUNDERSDrive It YourselfSYSTEM if)y KAPPA SIG, PHI GAM, PHI KAPPASIG LEAD RESPECTIVE LEAGUES;OTHER GROUPS STILL UNDECIDEDA. T. O. and Phi Sigma Delta in Struggle ForLeadership; Delta Sigs and T. S. O.Lead “Sigma” League ‘Delta”By Victor RoterusWith the various fraternities stir¬ring their basketball representativesto bigger and better things during thelast lap of the Intramural league race,several quintets are performing in amanner which augurs well, not onlyfor their quest of the league title,but also for their possibilities of cap¬turing the all University champion¬ship symbolized by a huge cup.Teams Have Fond HopesAt present it appears very much jthat the brothers in the fraternities, jAlpha Tau Omega, Phi Gamma Deltrf iand Phi Kappa Sigma, have completelicense to entertain visions of the all-important and shiny container mak¬ing attractive some otherwise obscurespot in the house. For those aggre¬gations are flashing considerable classand adeptness, besides being able tostand up under the he-man type ofgame that seems to be the rule thiswinter-The A. T. O.’s are sharing the lead¬ership of the Delta “A” league withPhi Sigma Delta, neither team hav¬ing suffered a defeat. The two teamsare booked to meet on February 9,so until that time they will have tobe content with speculation and thebusiness of turning back their weakerbrothers. Murphy and Anderson havea tendency to star for the A. T. O. The Psi Upsilon five featuring GeorgeLotte is practically out because oftwo defeats.Phi Kappa Sigma made its leader¬ship of the Beta league secure by giv¬ing the Chi Psi’s, runners-up, then-first setback. The Phi Kaps havethree victories to their credit, beingunmarred by defeat. Included in theirtriumphs is the Phi Kappa Psi groupwho won the championship last win¬ter.The Phi Gams serenely top theGamma standings with triple win-(Continued on page 4)Alumni Meet FroshIn Basket ContestAfter the varsity game tonightwith Butler, a group of alumni willmeet the first freshman basketballteam in a practice scuffle. Six of thealumni, Dixon, Crisler, Tony Wilson,Molander and others will participatein the play.The frosh first squad is purportedto be one of the best in many yea£S»-with Kaplan, Ghist and many otherhigh school luminaries on its list, andthe tilt should be an interesting oneto the spectators who stay after theregular game to watch it. It will be¬gin at about 9 :$0 p. m.fK%tev,&I Societys^ favorite musicHarrison 0103I SPECIAL EXHIBITTO STUDENTSof College ClothesAdvance Spring ShowingShowingOur Clothes are endorsed by students at Yale, Har¬vard, Princeton, Pennsylvania, Cornell, Chicago,Northwestern, Michigan, Illinois, Wisconsin, Dart¬mouth. All leading colleges from coast to coast.Exhibit DailyFrom 9 A. M. to 6 P. M.FeaturingDomestic and Imported woolens. ,Newest spring shades and all newestspring models.We Make All the Clothes We SellWe Sell All the Clothes We MakeMade To Order And Highly TailoredRoom 1000NationallyKnown JustlyFamous3? South Wabash Av«.. Chicago, mi.sms5*: * a* rawsr, i.-f ' ■•: *£?*>***'&$A ■Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1926SORRY, FREDADVICEWhen your heart is beating wildlyAnd your tongue sticks like a glove,When you’ve diagnosed the symptomsAnd you know that your’re in love;When she treats you like a senselessstoneEach time you’ve bravely told her,There’s only one thing left to do—Become a little boulder! !—GeoGTHE United States of Americahave entered into the World Court.HURRAY! THE STARS ANDSTRIPES FOREVER—ybodv! !LEAGUE OF NATIONS LULLABYOur Senate, tis for theeAnd the R. O. T. C.—We love the court—To help poor SyriaAnd free LiberiaSave China and Siberia,Great Scott! W’hat Price? !WE are playing- a new game thesedays. It’s called Crossing-Ellis-Av-enue-Without-A-Bruise. Every dayat noon we play it. We stick our headout from the cars lined up along thecurb until we think that the road isclear, and then we scoot for the otherside. And then the automobilist whoplays with us, usually some woman,will dash along at the same time. It’sgreat fun—if we reach the curb firstwe go home to lunch; if we lose . . .GeoG -writes the Whistle. Want AdsWANTED —Girl will share cozyapartment; private bedroom; $7. Mid¬way, I. C., 6017 Kimbark; Apt. 3;Midway 5594. ANNOUNCE I-M BASKET¬BALL STANDINGSLOST—Brief case in Ida Noyeshall, last Thursday jcontents are in¬valuable to me; no questions asked ifportfolio is kept as long as contentsare returned. Return to Ida Noyes,Blaine hall, or Vannie French, 5703Kenwood. (Continued from page 3)nings. Grant with splendid helpfrom his mates manages to keep thePhi Gam flag aloft However theAlpha Delts and the Dekes have notyet conceded their chances in the raceand there will be some merry battlesbefore anyone emerges as championfrom this group.WILL SUBLEASE beautiful furn¬ished 3-room kitchenette apt., May1st or longer. Furniture at a greatbargain. Rent $67.50. 5845 Black-stone Ave., Hyde Park 9154. Kappa Sigma is the only fraternitywith a clear record in the Alpha “A”.Sigma Nu also has three victories buteliminated them. In the Sigma “A”their defeat from the leaders hasthe T. S. O.’s and the Delta Sigsare waging a fight for premier hon¬ors. As yet, neither of the two hasany lickings to rankle their memories.WANTED—Male student who hassome spare time and is working hisway through school; prominent incampus activities; preferably an ath¬lete. Write us giving informationabout yourself and telephone number.All correspondence confidential. Ad¬dress mail to C. M. Nash; care Classi¬fied Manager. Daily Maroon. CARNIVAL HEADSPRAY FOR COLDNOTICE—The return of the CON¬TENTS of my brief case* which wastaken from Ida Noyes, Thursday,would be highly appreciated. Pleasereturn to Ida Noyes or Blaine. Thismaterial is invaluable to me.Fannie French.V ' •-—Oh, She’s Not That Kind of a GirlDear T. T.Paul Cullom is unjust! At the jGreen Cap banquet the other night, jin the course of his talk about Black-jfriars, he unfeelingly said, “As a rule jcollege men make awful girls . . .”Now I ask is that giving us any credit iat all? He should see the one I;dated with Sat.!—Bartlett Gin. THIS MAN, Fred Hobscheid, was expected to win the $10 prize in The Daily Maroon’s searchfor a handsome man. Instead, neither Fred nor anybody else won the money. The Nursery gotit by default. As a recognition of those qualities which almost won the contest for Hobscheid, weprint his picture, with the $10 check that he did not win. INSTRUCTION given in AuctionBridge by Paul H. Leymour, 5745Dorchester Avenue, Midway 7678. (Continued from page 3)of the affair are urging all womenwho have any skill at all upon thegreat frozen spaces to sign up-Photographs are to be taken ofthe winners and of the field in all ofthe men’s races. In addition to thisinducement, medals will be awardedto those who are good enough to winplaces. The full co-operation of theWashington Park officials has beensecured, student interest has beenaroused, and a big field of entries ison deck. So now, cry the skatersbring on the ice!Have your THESIS and TERM Pa¬pers typed by an experienced typist.L. King, Fairfax 975.FROM THE PRESIDENTOF THE NURSERY BOARD^AS a touching example of com¬mercial candour we have the adver¬tisement which Woodworth’s havebeen exhibiting in their window—“Class Tocques—75c. They Can’tLast Long At This Price.”THE OUTCOMEThree quite husky football menJoined in a Beauty race—It ended in a Triple tieDespite the dizzy pace—The ten bucks that they were to getThey gave the Nursery—Since anyhow it would be spent *On some sort of Baby! Dear Editor:As a reader of The Daily Ma¬roon I have watched with keeninterest the search of the quad¬rangles for a handsome man. Itis with regret that I learn no per¬fect specimen is to be found onthe Campus. Perhaps your stand¬ ards of perfection are lngn.But since your failure results inthis generous gift to the Univer¬sity Nursery, I can only be grate¬ful and assure you that startingas we do, at the Nursery, withtwo-year-olds, and aiming atphysical perfection, we can con-1fidently expect that by 1945 the!Nursery will contribute to thecampus an Apollo who will satis¬ fy even the Maroon s lofty stand¬ards of grace and beauty. TUTORING in English literatureand composition: also instruction inmandolin. Call Midway 4-162, before11:00 A. M. WHY LOSE TIME?Why wait until the other fellow isthrough with his typewriter. Youcan rent a perfect operating standardmachine at reasonable rates. Getyours today.WOODWORTH’S BOOK STORECordially,/(Signed) Ruth D. StevensPresident of the Nursery Boardof Directors. FOR SALE—Dodge Coupe in goodrunning condition. A bargain at $60.Apply law locker, 167 at noon. A HIGH CLASSSERVICEREASONABLYPRICED.PATRONIZE THE MAROONADVERTISERSR. H. L. was supposed to have beenon campus last Friday. We are justnow withdrawing our guards fromthe Whistle contrib box.And Lewis Waits With Hungry Jaws!Sir—I got my course book yesterday.Nowr I know’ why they call it theFall quarter!Mary EllenOVER in Mandel hall they arebanging away at the scenery for thePlayfest. In the lobby they are busymaking change for tickets and palm¬ing off the Z seats on little guys. Inone corner of the place Joe Barronand Jerry Quinn are jigging aboutfor their specialty dance. And allover the theatre people lay crumpledup in the seats, staring at typewrittenpages, and mutter desperately tothemselves. (Not an Adv.)RALPH CONNOR after a visit toHitchcok hall sent them an entireset of his works. They are trying toinduce the Secretary of Treasury todrop around for tea.NOW it seems that the Maroonteam has licked Ohio. 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