ssJAl zyn?:‘ *.v.* t*'f wif 4 ,-*i Tickets for thePlayfest are onsale in MandelCloister. @3je Bail? ittaroon The recorder’soffice has com¬mented on frater¬nity businessmethods.Vol. 25 No. 65 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 27, 1926 Price Five CentsH. J. SMITH GOES BACK TO NEWSGreek Prince Pays Visit to Campus Physicists \ Alumnus StatesOwn ImpressionsGURNEYRAZZESGREEKS~“P00RBUSINESS MEN”Assistant Recorder StatesThat Fraternities Do NotCo-operateComplaints against many campusfraternities were made yesterday byF. J. Gurney, assistant recorder, whocharged that the Greek societies arenot good sports, do not co-opcratc,and are careless and unbusiness like.“Some of the fraternities, indeed,”said Mr. Gurney, "are very carefuland exact in making out and sending intheir lists and in all their dealingswith the recorder’s office. Some arebusinesslike. But there are manyothers which are lax, careless, and un¬businesslike. Instead of returningtheir lists within a week, as requested,they drag along indefinitely and haveto be dunned again and again. Evenso, one fraternity did not bring in itslist for the Autumn quarter until abouttwo weeks after the opening of theWinter Quarter, and last year twofraternities sent in lists for only twoquarters.Names Indistinct“Names are frequently written soindistinctly that it is difficult to iden¬tify them, or they are misspelled, oronly the middle name is written insteadof both given names, or a nickname isgiven instead of the real name. Some¬times names are omitted entirely, andthat to the detriment of the fraternityitself.”Mr. Gurney mentioned two cases inwhich a fraternity lost the benefit of |very high marks through filling out ablank list incorrectly. He called at¬tention to the two notes about pledgesput at the bottom of every printedform:Fail to Read NoticesNote 1—Notice of the withdrawal ofa pledge must be in the hands of theRecorder by the end of the seventhweek \ f the quarter, or the grades of(Continued on page 4) HOBBIE EXPLAINSHOW HE ATTAINEDGRIDIRON SUCCESSAdmirers of Fred Hobscheid, huskytackle on the Maroon ootball squadand strong contestant for campusApollo honors, now understands whyhe has gained such fame, acocrdingto a testimonial in the Popular Sci¬ence Monthly magazine in which heis quoted as saying:“The ‘Original’ Arch braces mademe what I am today.”Along with the testimonial and fullpage advertisement is a cut of theblonde athlete with pigskin clutchedunder his arm and jaw set. “Foot¬ball player discovers new way to endfoot pains in ten minutes,” reads theheadline, under which the virtuesmerits of the ‘Original’ brace arefully explained and illustrated.“Go to any druggist shoe dealer, orchiropodist and be fitted with a pairof our Arch Braces,” reads the ad.“Wear them ten days. If not de¬lighted with the instant and lastingrelief, take them back and everypenny will be returned.”SEATS ON SALEFOR PLAYFESTFraternities and Clubs BuyTicket* in BlocksSTUDENT COMMITTEESEEKS CO-OPERATIONIN FRIENDSHIP DRIVETo give foreign students a chance tohelp themselves in a spirit of friendlyinternationalism is the aim of the Stu¬dent Friendship drive, soon to lie con¬ducted under the leadership of JeannetteHayward and Harry May, co-chairmen.“The unrest which follows war is al¬ways disastrous to the educational sys¬tem of a country. Students all overEurope are struggling to reconstructfrom the educational debris the wonder¬ful university system which existedthere before the war. Conditions inAmerica are not such as to bring to theminds of American students the needsof the youth of other countries, whereneither the financial ability of the family,nor the funds of the large universitiesare sufficient to provide education to allwho seek it,” said Miss Hayward.only a chance to help themselves. Andgiving them this chance is what Amer¬ican students haw been doing for thepast five years through the medium ofthe Student Friendship Fund, and whichwith student co-operation they will con¬tinue to do.The folowing have been asked to meettoday at 4 in Classics 10: Walter Schaef¬fer, Harold Schwede, Seymour Edelson,Sarah Billingslea, Jack Cusack, HarryAxon, Elva Brown, Laura Reynolds andHelen Herlihv. Seats for The Playfest, the Dramaticassociation’s annual benefit production tobe presented in Mandel ball Feb. 5 and6, are now! on sale in Mandel cloister.The tickets are going rapidly, accord¬ing to Donald Dodd and Holmes Boyn¬ton. who are in charge of the sales. Al¬though a ntimber of choice seats remain,the business staff predicts that the housewill be sol'd out for both evenings bythe end of the week, because of thenumerous reservations of blocks of seats.Campus clubs and fraternities arepurchasing blocks, and the social organ¬izations interested in the Settlement andDay Nurseries, for which The Playfestis being given, are planning parties forthe evening.Miss Eleanor Metzcl, who has longbeen prominent in the association, hasbeen placed in general charge of the di¬rection, under the supervision of FrankO’Hara, director of student activities.Miss Metzel is now rehearsing the threeplays. Royal PersonageMeets MichelsonAt Faculty ClubThe royal representative of the racefrom which sprang the greatest scientistof antiquity—Aristotle—met one of thegreatest living scientists, Prof. A. A.Michelson, when Prince Paul of Greeceyesterday lunched with leading physicists of the University at the Quadrangleclub. Prince Paul was the guest of P.A. Constantinides, graduate student inphysics.Members of the University staff wholunched with the Prince and who latershowed him through the Ryerson phy¬sical laboratory were: Prof. Michelson,Prof. II. G. Gale, Prof. A. H. Compton,of the physics department; Prof. W. A.Nitze, of the French department, andProf. *C. D. Buck, famous philologist.The Prince stated that he was inter¬ested to discover that instead of a Uni¬versity of class rooms as he had ex¬pected, he found a University where ac¬tual experiments to determine the com¬position of matter were in progress. Heexpressed himself as pleased with theGothic atmosphere of the Universitybuildings.Prince Paul was characterized byProf. A. H. Compton as “a very well-informed layman.”The royal visitor was shown theFoucault pendulum which demonstratesthe rotation of the earth, the x-rn usedfor studying the arrangement of atomsin crystals and the spectrum of the X-ray, the rotating mirror used by Michel¬son to determine the velocity of light,and spectroscopic apparatus used to ob¬tain spectra of different elements.Y. M. C. A. Hold#Fellowship Meeting“Why I believe in the Bible” will lieexplained by Dr. J. M. P. Smith at theweekly Fellowship meeting of the Y. M.C. A. today at 4:30. Dr. Smith is pro¬fessor of Old Testament literature in theDivinity school. All men of the Uni¬versity are invited to attend and expresstheir opiinons.Special musical numbers have beenarranged for the Y. M. C. A. open housewhich will he held tomorrow from 4 toThese students do not wish charity—f6 in the South Lounge of the Reynoldsclubhouse. Maurice Schraeger. violinist,and Jean Mack, pianist, of the South-more hotel orchestra, and Qyde Keut-zer, baritone, will present several num¬bers between 4 and 5.This is the first long musical programof the year planned for entertainment atthe weekly open house. Following themusical numbers refreshments will beserved. The Y. M. C. A. extends a wel¬come to all men of the University toattend this social hour, said Charles An¬derson, president. England’s WomenEnjoy Freedom inPhysical Culture“Physical culture is not compulsoryat English universities. English womenmay choose for themselves whether ornot they wish to take it,” said MissWinifred Clarke, a member of the Phy¬sical Culture Education department ofthe University of Manchester. MissClarke arrived at the University yester¬day and will be the guest of Miss So-phonisba P. Breckenridge at Green halluntil Saturday.“Your universities have advanced astep further than we have in the matterof physical education,” she fent on tosay.“English women are all interested inoutdoor sports. We play cricket, hockey,and net ball all year around. The lastgame is much like basketball, hut doesnot have a hack-board. Ice skating andice hockey are not common sports, forwe do not have outdoor rinks.”Miss Clarke has been in the UnitedStates since August, and plans to returnto England next July. DEAN WILKINS MAYRETURN TO CAMPUSWITHIN TWO WEEKSUnless his condition is unexpectedlyretarded, Dean Wilkins will leave thehospital within the next ten days, andreturn to the University soon there¬after.This is the prospect of Mr. Wil¬kins’ convalescence, according to areport made early today by Dr. E.C. James, assistant at the Presbyter¬ian Hospital to Dr. Herman L.Kretschmer, under whose care thepatient is rapidly improving.“Mr. Wilkins rested unusuallycomfortably today,” continued theinterne. “He was able to sit up andread the newspapers and, for a shortlime, peruse a book. He has nowreached the pinnacle of his condition.His strength has returned and hisspirits have become lighter.“We expect a steady convalescencefrom now on, and no further internaltrouble is probable.”Dean Wilkins underwent a slightoperation Monday morning, fromwhich he recovered rapidly. Theoperation apparently has wrought nohad effects on his general condition.CAP AND GOWNCLOSES DRIVEAnnounces Final Date to BuyUnder Present PlanThe Cap and Gown will conclude itspresent sales drive on February 19, itwas announced yesterday by CharlesEckstein, of the year book board ofcontrol, and John Hopkins, businessmanager. The termination of the cam¬paign was set after the sales personsand business staff compared notes witthe editorial department and decidedthe date on which final preparationsfor the volume would have to be made.Until that date students may pur¬chase the book on the partial paymentplan now being used. A payment of$1.00 procures the hook, if the re¬maining $3.50 is paid before March10. If the student fails to pay the(Continued on page 4) Of Campus LifeBy Henry Justin SmithOccasionally a university alumnus,after years of business life, returns fora belated postgraduate term to thescene of his early studies. Somethingof the kind was what the present writ¬er found himself undertaking in July,1924.The most pertinent question, then,which can now be asked of him is:“What have you learned?” And sinceThe Maroon desires an answer to thequestion, this graduate student willtry to reply to it.Of course, in one sense, lie had notlearned anything. That is, he has notmastered -any academic subject, noreven any subordinate part of such asubject. He is not a whit better mathe¬matician, or physicist, or linguist, thanat the time when, almost too gener¬ously, the university granted him thedegree of A. B. He was always oneof the worst possible students of thesciences, and must now record, withsome regret, that he will never actual¬ly know anything about those things.Finds Terminology ConfusingAnother field in which the p. g.student /has conspicuously 'failed ismaster of the organization side of uni¬versity affairs: Those things express¬ed in terms like “required credit,”“major and minor sequence,” “systemsof grading,” and so on. The alumnushas several times been almost drownedin a surf of terminology wherein evenfreshmen bathe with complete ease.He has saved himself and his self-respect only by realizing that thedeans, recorders and examiners wouldflounder just as badly if they were ina newspaper office and heard the re¬mark, “Say, pep up that double-slugged head in the dummy.”Yet, the alumnus, he who at timeshas even been addressed as “professor”and has been still further thrilled byenvelopes calling him “doctor,” musthave learned something in a year anda half.If so, what?Sees Friendly SpiritWell, for one thing, he has learnedthat the spirit of the University isnoticeably, definitely, friendly. Thiswas a very early discovery. The alum-Marks Takes Lead in Man Hunt;Hobscheid Sinks to Second Place!MAROON MAN HUNTBALLOTHONESTLY, I thinkis so cute. My reasons, simply, arebecause heand can By George MorgensternWalter Emil Marks, handsomestman in the Sigma Nu house (and thatIncludes Al Widdifield, too.) has atiast got out in front where he is said(we are cautious) to belong in thishere Campus Apollo contest. “17redf’Hobscheid, whose demure wistfulntsshas been pulling in the votes in suchheavy quantities all these past days,has at last sunk down to second place,where the better element in the com¬munity hopes he will stay.Austin McCarty entered the runningin the course of the day. suddenly poll¬ing 180 votes. “The rigorous course oftraining I underwent in Paris lastsummer.” says Mr. McCarty, “hapmade me ‘interesting’ in the eyes ofthe women. Besides, you can t keepa good man down.” The withdrawalof Mr. Wallie Williamson, rommateof Mr. McCarty at the Phi Gamhouse, is not believed to have anythingto do with brother Austin’s suddenrise to fame and, possibly, fortune.Bill Abbott, who goes around try¬ing as much as possible to look like Standings — 4:51 A. M.Wallie Marks ... 247Fred HobscheidJohn Meyer ... 211Bobby Carr ... 198Austin McCarty ... 180Alan Spitzer ... 177Arthur W. Shuttles ... 137Graham Kcrnwein ... 125Bill Abbott ... 109Doc Bratfish ... 43•Hamlet or the last of the Mohicans orsomething, was another new entry.Mr. Abbott’s (we shall not say Greek)nose was the magnet that pulled 100votes—heavy work, it might be said,for one single sniffer. Doc Bratfish,the independent candidate, when noti¬fied of Abbott’s strong following, wentaway muttering something about “itlooks like machine politics again!”Later on, when interview in cold bloodin the Reynolds Club barber-shop, Mr.Bratfish said, “l am the Romans’ entryin this contest, hut I ain’t got a Ro¬man nose. That’s all that keeps mefrom being there at the top.” RESIGNS POSTAT UNIVERSITYON SATURDAYCompletes Year and Half AsDirector of PublicRelationsHenry Justin Smith, assistant to thepresident, and director of public rela¬tions for the Lniversity, has resignedto accept an editorial position on theChicago Daily News, it was announcedyesterday. Mr. Smith’s resignation be¬comes effective Saturday, January 30,and he expects to take up his duties onthe News about February 8 or 9, hestates.Mr. Smith was formerly city editor,and later news editor of the DailyNews. He came to the University inJuly, 1924. At that time it was feltthat the University had reached apoint where there was a need of in¬terpreting itself to the public morefully.Secured As Newspaper ManIt was thought that an experiencednewspaper man of sound opinions andgood methods could accomplish thispurpose. Accordingly Mr. Smith wassecured for the task. In addition tohis work in connection with the uni¬versity itself, he has been in chargeof publicity for the Development Funddrive.Aside from his long journalistic ca?reer, Mr. Smith is well known for hishooks, among which “Deadlines” isone of the best known. As indicatedby the title, this is a book with anewspaper background. 'Other worksof Mr. Smith are “The Other Side ofthe Wall,” “It’s the Way It’s Writ¬ten,” and “Josslyn.”Graduated In 1898Mr. Smith is an alumnus of the Uni-'versity of Chicago, having been gradu¬ated in the class of 1898. From 1901to 1913 he was city editor of theChicago Daily News, and after that,until he took charge of the universitypublic relations, lie was news editor ofThe News.The department of public relationswill he continued, it is stated, but noannouncement of a successor to Mr.Smith has been made.nus must confess that, like many oth¬ers, he had drifted into the miscon¬ception that universities—any and allof them—were places whose very wallswore a dyspeptic frown. He imaginedthat the conduct of classes involveda tyranny and an ill temper which, asa matter of fact, is often found inbusiness life—but never here. Now,there may be students who still clingto the great misconception, but surelythere can’t be many! The presentpostgraduate-student-at-large begs totestify that he has found this universityan amiable, an encouraging, a—well,a smiling sort of place. A beautifulone, of course, too. A region of lovelyshadows and alluring lighted windows—but there isn’t space to go into that.Generalizes On EducationAfter all, the person now under ex-(Continued on page 4)AZTEC ARTIST TALKSON INDIAN HANDWORKEnrique Alfarez, a fullblood AztecIndian and a young artist who is study¬ing under Lorado Taft, will address theArt club at a tea to lie held today from4:30 to 6 in Ida Noyes hall. He willtalk on Mexican and Aztec art, includ¬ing rugs, pottery, and basket-weaving.At the 1925 exhibition of Americanartists and sculptors, Mr. Alfarez wasrepresented by two pieces, one being“Betty.” the head of a young girl.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 27, 1926Utyp Daily MaroonFOUNDED IN 1M1THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OP THE UNIVERSITY OP CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, daring tha Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by Tbs Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rules;tgjOO per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies. Are cents each.Entered ss second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 1$.1006. under the act of March 8. 1873The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 5522. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion In Its columns on allsubjects of student interest. Contributors must sign their full names to communica¬tions. but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Prese AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women’s Editortiar’ . i. .sblaes Sports EditorDeemer Lee News EditorReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorMsrjorie Cooper, Assistant Women’s EditorRuth Daniels .. Assistsnt Women'* EditorAlta Candy Social EditorMary Winner Hughes Feature WriterLeon Galinsky Day EditorGeorg** .Tones ...... Day EditorGeorge Ivoehn Day EditorA1 Wlddifleld Day EditorWilliam Smith Day EditorAlice Kinsman Sophomore EditorRoselle Most Sophomore Editor BUSINK88 DEPARTMENTFrederick Kretschmer Circulation ManagerEthan Grsnqulit Office DirectorLeland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Krelnes Local Ad». ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerGeorge Gruskin Classified ManagerJack Pincus AuditorEldred Neubauer Downtown Copy ManagerMyron Fulrath Local Copy ManagerCharles Harris .....Advertising AssistantJoseph Klitzner ..Asst. Foreign Adv. ManagerJerome Debs Office ManagerOUR CRITICISMWE have delayed giving the undergraduate council our critic¬isms of the University. It is too late now. Only one thingremains for us to do. We will print them.The University needs:(1) Closer and more individual guidance of undergraduatesby the faculty.(2) A stronger chapel service.(3) A bureau that can determine for what job a student isbest fitted, help him to prepare for that job, and find the job forhim.(4) More direct, personal instruction in physical culture.This will make the present mechanical rules largely unnecessary(5) More contacts between graduate and college students.(6) Residence halls for all students, to take the place of fra¬ternity and rooming houses. Students should live together; butthe fraternity house, always trying to outdo its neighbors in lux¬uriousness, is too expensive.^(7) National sororities, as a means toward greater democracyamong men and women.(8) Social affairs of a sort that will promote greater friendli¬ness among more undergraduates.(9) Better publications: Make The Daily Maroon more inter¬esting, more accurate, and more informative; put later news andmore worthwhile information into the Cap and Gown; make ThePhoenix something besides a college comic—a Chicago comic;abandon The Circle as a plant not adapted to our soil.(10) A stronger and more lasting organization of alumni.(11) Prompt and courteous service by employees in the book¬store, the information office, the elevators, and the telephoneexchange.(12) More books (both duplicates and new titles) in thelibraries. A longer period for the use of reserved books.(13) A bookstore that is more than a purveyor of primers andtheme paper; a bookstore that will arouse interest in books.Many of these improvements would require more money thanthe University has to spend. We recommend them anyhow, sincewe are asked to criticize. Some day the University will have themoney.Others would require a detailed study, the work of severalyears. We recommend them also. We are asked to criticize. Social Spherevox POPTo the Editor,The Daily Maroon,University of Chicago,Chicago, Illinois.Dear Sir:When, in the course of college eventsa woman takes a few majors of physicaleducation, it doesn't hurt her at all.When she intentionally forgets to go toher classes in "graded" five times in onequarter she "flunks" and fairly enough.And when some industrious seniorwrites, "Reorganize the women’s phy¬sical education department so that it willbe efficient,” righteous indignation burnswithin tr.y otherwise peaceful heart andI must to the defense.The women’s physical education de¬partment has its faults, as do all depart¬ments and individuals. Not the least ofthese faults Is lack of enough instruc¬tors to handle the howling mob. Butnothing could be more basely unjust than the charge of inefficiency. The iiMivid-ual members are exceptionally efficient.and the department as a whole is runon a most effective program.I distinctly remember Miss Dudley’sinvitation to incoming freshmen andupperclassmen, in autumn, to drop theircomplaints and suggestions in a box pro¬vided for the purpose. I don’t knowhow many suggestions the departmentreceived, but that, methinks, Was thetime for our senior’s complaint. Ofcourse, some persons are always a littlel>ehind the times. But, Senior, if youhad nothing to tell Miss Dudley, whytell the world?Yours for justice,Another Senior. By Alta Cundy“All Work and No Play.” The con¬sequences you know.It has indeed been a sorry outlookthese few weeks when there is onlywork to write about and no play. Mrs.Merrill’s register is just so many sheetsof blank paper dated to relieve thebleakness, but as exciting in contentas a sleepy political economy course.It was only a week since I heardclass officers in great dispute as towhen it would be possible to have aFreshman-Sophomore prom, a mixer,or luncheon in this busy whirl ofsociety. Just impossible was the cryto find a free or open date.Bleak OutlookIt is unfortunate to look so far intothe future that one becomes blind tothe present which is in dire need of aprom or so as an impetus to thesphere.Plans are plentiful, plans for great,gala, grandeurs are calling for a lotof work but no play.Catharine Campbell. Paul Cullom,Graham Kernwein, and Lucy Lamonmeet every day to work with Prom sothat there will be "play” on Feb. 19.Dramatists and actors trudge alongevery afternoon to Playfest rehearsals,working for their play on Feb. 5 and6.Mirror ProblemMirror staff labors with the newestproblems of production and they hopefor play too on March 5 and 6.The Senior class, however, is reliev¬ing a little of the present severity inthe social program by giving a mixeron Friday afternoon at 4:30 in theReynold’s club. Mrs. Merrill is to behostess.The Sophomore class is also seekinglittle more pleasure by giving aluncheon at noon on this same Fridayat Ida Noyes hall.Acacia objecting to this unequal dis¬tribution of work and play is defyingthe present conventions by dining anddancing at the Southmoor Hotel onSaturday evening.Psychology DanceEven the Psychology departmentfears the dullness of the atmosphereand enters a dinner dance for Satur¬day. evening at Ida Noyes hall.lIn the rush of solving problemsnews of Playfest comes to break workand offers a few plays to keep us fromthe consequences of "making Jack ?dull boy."$1 .00I FI USPutTAfif‘Collegiate’ Stationerycan now be furnished in two sizes and printedin your College or f ratemity color.LARGE SIZE NOTE SIZE100 Sheets 7*xl0y9 200 Sheet* 6x750 Envelopes y/&JYt 100 Envelope* 3%x6Sheets are printed in top center with name andand address in 3 lines with or without collegeseal or fraternity crest in upper left corner. En¬velopes are printed on flaps with name and ad-dresa. Paper ia high grade 24-H). Bond. If sealonly on large sheets, position is top center;for small sheeta upper left corner. Send $1.00hill and 14c in stamps, or money order for $1.14.or personal check for $1.24. Printing in black,blue, red, purple, green or brown ink. Specifycolor of ink and size wanted.Collegiate Stationery Co.8. Dearborn CtM Chicago, I1LIDEALRESTAURANTExcellent Service1352 £. 61st St“The Place to Eat” ^he largest sellingquality pencilin the 'worldSuperlative in quality,the world-famousX/ENUSV PENCILSgive best service andlongest wear.Plain ends, per dou $1.00Rubber ends, per dox. 1.20c4t all dealrnAmerican Lesd Pencil Co.220 Fifth Ave., N.Y.Buy it atWoodworth^ Book Store1311 E. 57th St Discuss Greek DramaAt Literary Meeting‘‘Greek Drama” wil be the subject ofan address to be given by Miss GertrudeSmith, associate professor in the Greekdepartment, at the meeting of the Li¬terary Club tomorrow at 8 in HarperM-ll. A short t^lk on the poetry ofJames Branch Cabell will be given bySamuel Levin.Among the future speakers of the clubis Dean Gordon J. Laing, of the Latindepartment. The requirement for be¬coming a member of this organizationis a fifteen hundred word essay on anyliterary subject.FROLIC AT COMADCLUB KIDS’ PARTYA "Kids’ Party” will transform thewomen of the Commerce and Adminis¬tration school into frolicking youngstersat the meeting of the Comad club todayat 4 in the Y. W. C. A. room in IdaNoyes hall.The entertainment for this party willbe more or less impromptu, and thewomen who expect to attend have beenwarned to have some sort of stunt pre¬pared to contribute toward the enter¬tainment. Refreshments wil be served.Pennsylvanians ReturnTo Tivoli with G. GivotRichard Barthlemess who co-starredwith Dorothy Gish for the first timesince “fury” three years ago, will ap¬pear in “The Beautiful City” at theTivoli theatre next week. Young lovein the New York underworld is thetheme."Campus Days,” a production featur¬ing the return engagement of Warning’sPennsylvanians and George Givot is thefeatured stage attraction.garters wereworn aroundthe neck you’dchange themfrequently.MMSGARTERSNO METAL CAN TOUCH YOU What's On TodayDr. J. M. P. Smith, professor of OldTestament in the Divinity School willlead the discussion on "Why I Be¬lieve in the Bible” which will be thesubject of the weekly fellowship meet¬ing of the Y. M. C. A. today at 4:30in Room A of the Reynolds clubhouse.The scenery committee of the Mirrorwill meet at 2:30 in Cobb hall. Eliza¬beth Gordon will preside.All Evangelical students have beencordially invited to attend the Evange¬lical club meeting which will he heldat 4:30 in Ida Noyes hall.ANNOUNCE PLEDGINGDelta Keppa Epsilon announces thepledging of Jack Thornton McGiv-eren of Chicago.Official CollegeFEATEPNITYclewelryBad($es-Pin£s-NoVelticsWAPREN PIPER&CQ•M N. STATE ST. 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New York.'ntleroen: „Please send me a copy of "How to Study" for whichenclose fl.00 cash ; $1.10 check.*mef vddrPATRONIZE THE DAILY MAROON ADVERTISERSThe Place to EatFEUER’S RESTAURANTandWAFFLE SHOPThe rendezvous for smart people serving only the finest foodsthat market can produce at the most reasonable prices.202-204 E. 31st Street6312 Cottage Grove AvenueWe Never CloseGymnasts performby request of SouthPark Board. The Daily, SPORTS Maroon At least someoneappreciates their won¬derful work!Wednesday Morning 1 January 27, 1926LOCAL CAGERS PLAY GOPHERS TONIGHTPlay Is Speedy in I-M Basketball GamesMANY ROOTERSFILL BARTLETTWITH CHEERINGEvening Mott Successful ofIntra-Mural CageSeasonIn an evening featured by fast gamesand a large crowd of watchers, theintermural department ran off twoclass A and six class R tilts.The winners in the “A” games werePhi Gamma Delta and Kappa Sigma,the former rather a runaway and thelatter a close fight. For the most part,the “B" games were clean cut, fasttilts. A story of each contest fol¬lows:Phi Gam Wins AgainFlashing one of the most powerfuloffenses exhibited thus far in the bigintramural tourney the Phi Gams lastnight continued their winning streakby downing the Kappa Nus by a scoreof 40 to 8. Ralston was the big scorerfor the winners, caging 6 field goalswhile Grant, sensational center, con¬tinued his scoring orgy by sinking fourmarkers from the floor. The guardingof McCarthy was also a feature of thegame and in addition he got three bas¬kets.Phi Betas LoseIn the closest game of the eveningKappa Sigma defeated Phi Beta Delta14 to 13. The encounter was full ofthe thrills and the result was in doubtuntil the final whistle was blown.Johnson and Krogh were the outstand¬ing men for the victors but the work,especially the defensive play, of thewhole team stood out. Pearlsteinplayed a good game for the losers.In class B Delta Tau Delta scoreda victory over Psi Upsgilon by a closescore of 9 to 7. It was an exceedinglyroughly played game and the tightguarding of both aggregations out-stood.Tou Sigs ComebackThe Tau Sigs, springing a last halfcomeback beat the Alpha Sigs 18 to 4.At the first part of the game the AlphaSigs had the upper hand but due tosome nice pass work under the bas¬ket the Tau Sigs came out on top.Due to the good work of Therwin,who caeed six ringers, the Sigma Nuswere able to beat Phi Beta Delta 20to 6. Shaftiberg scored all the pointsfor the losers by contributing threefield goal*.Close GameZeta Beta Tau and Delta Chi playeda cl<">se came but by virtue of Kirel-heimer's 3 baskets the Zeta Betes won.The pass work of both teams was offformPhi Sigma Delta steamrolled overthe Tau Delts by a score of 30 to 1,allowing no field goals. Tengold wasbig point man with 11 baskets.Bowlers May StartGaines Earlier NowAccording to Carl Erickson, Intra¬mural manager for bowling, plans havebeen made with the Reynolds club man¬agement to allow' intramural matches tobeein at 3 30 instead of 4 o’clock. Manyteams have complained that theirmatches ran over into the dinner hourand caused much unnecessary trouble,as well as cold meals.From now on teams may start theircontests earlier if they so desire, butshould make arrangements with theiropponents as to the exact time. Other¬wise the match will be called at 4 o’clock,as originally scheduled. Conference Basket Race StillIn Chaos; No Relief in SightStandingsOhio State 3 1 .750 Chicago 2 2 .500Wisconsin 3 1 .750 Illinois 2 2 .500Michigan 2 1 .667 Iowa 2 3 .400Purdue 3 2 .600 Northwestern . . 1 4 .200Indiana 3 2 .600 Minnesota 0 3 .000With some of the teams boastingunusual offensive strength and otherscounteracting this with equally raredefensive power it scents as if the BigTen basketball season is going to con¬tinue to be a hectic succession of upsand downs.No Change This WeekThe end of the week will see hard¬ly any change in the present muddledsituation, as only Chicago’s gameswith Minnesota tonight and OhioState Saturday are scheduled. How¬ever a pair of victories for Norgren’sTRACKMEN-MEETHOOSIERS FRIDAYOn the evening of the day after to¬morrow Chicago’s track team will in¬dulge in its first Big Ten meet of theyear. Indiana is coming to Bartlettgym to meet a team which they knowlittle about and which knows little aboutthem. In fact, no one knows just howstrong either team will be in relationto the other one. Around here the Ma¬roons are the favorites. Down at Bloom¬ington it is the other way around.One thing is sure, though, as sure asanything is in athletics. This is that itwill be a dose and exciting duel. It, isrumored that the Hoosiers are strongin two events—the quarter mile and thehigh jump. The strength of the Ma¬roons in the half mile and mile, thanksto the speed of Capt. Cusack, is ex¬pected to win those events. How theother events will be distributed will de¬termine the winner, and make the meetvery hotly contested.The Maroon entries include: Weddell,L. Smith, Red Smith, in the 50-yarddash; Weddell, Smith, Metzenberg, inthe low hurdles; Morrison, Metzenberg,in the high hurdles; Beals, Armstrong,Landworth, Spence, in the quarter mile;Jim Cusack, Jack Cusack, Revenscroft,in the half mile; Jim Cusack in the mile;Hegovick, Steen, in the two mile; Burg,Cody, in the high jump; Burg, in thepole vault; and Hobscheid, Duval, inthe shot put.ISSUE I-M BOOKLETFOR WINTER SPORTSA calendar of intramural sport eventsand lists of the winners oi intramuralathletics of the past quarter are in¬cluded in a booklet of general informa¬tion for the winter quarter, ’ssued hythe department of intramuiai athletics.The participation point standing of theten highest fraternities is alsc given. men wouldn’t injure their future pres¬tige greatly while it would have themresting on the Staters after the stand¬ings column was compiled.Just now Ohio State and Wisconsinare enjoying the pleasant sensationswhich come to those who lead, hut ifthe season keeps running true to formthe pair in a few week will feel thepangs of those who trail. Purdue viaSpradling gifted-the Staters with theirreverse, while our own Maroons ranup to Madison to show Doc Mean-well’s team and the mid-west at larftrthat a fair game of basketball is alsoplayed around the Midway.Wolverines Have Played Ten GamesMichigan has done little participat¬ing in the nice little schedule theycooked up for the Big Ten teams atthe coaches meeting last winter, buthumble Illinois gave them somethingto think over, in their idle momentsalready. Probably some member ofthis team will volunteer to aid B. Mo-lenda in scoring the baskets. In thethree games played so far by the AnnArborites the former fullback has madeas many points as Friedman madeyards on the gridiron last year.Among the also rans Iowa has beenslipping badly and continued to slidewhen Northwestern jumped on themfor the first conference victory theWildcats have scratched up this year.W. A. A. PLANS DAYOF SPORT AT PALOSPARK THIS SATURDAYW. A. A. will hold an all-day outingin the form of a picnic Saturday at PalosPark. All members of the organizationwho wish to go will meet in the foyerof Ida Noyes hall at 8 and will go outin cars belonging to the following wo¬men: Alice Wiles, Florence Herzman,Helen Biamskas, and Katherine Homan.It is planned to return to the city about3:30 or 4.Everyone who intends to go has beenrequested to sign up in the foyer of IdaNoyes hall before Friday noon. HannahJohnson, who is in charge of luncheonarrangements, has asked each woman tobring her own individual lunch. Pan-sliding, tobogganing, and skating will befollowed by a sing around a huge fire,according to Eleanor Fish, president ofW. A. A. The women also intend tolook over the park for a location forthe lodge which they formerly intendedto build at the Dunes.Picks Lineup ForHawthorne ContestInformation concerning the winterathletic carnival to be held Match 4, isimportant. This will include the finalsin basketball, track and field events,wrestling, boxing and fencing.Furthermore there aie included thenew standard approve,- intramural rul¬ing of all the spor‘3 which this depart-r.i nt has control of, IV ot th-* rcspect».c organization .ni.*gcr- of the chf-ft'cnt fraternities r I athletic dub*, anda complete basketball schedule. Thebooklet may be obtained at the I-Moffice without coat. Coach Vorhees has his men all pickedfor the gala mat meet with the Haw¬thorns Athletic club tonight. Laverdiand Shear arc billed to appear for the117 pounders, Steinfield and Chapinskyfor the 127, and Capt. Graham andLanda for the 137. . Davis and Kurtzinthe 148 pound class, Massey 160 pound.Johnson 177, and Hancock, heavyweight,will be the others who will vie for hon¬ors with the Hawthornites.The invaders are-expected to bringat least 500 rooters with them in addi¬tion to an orchestra and entertainers. Here are Resultsof Bartlett TiltsClass APhi Gamma Delta defeated Kap¬pa Nu, 40 to 8.Kappa Sigma defeated Phi BetaDelta, 14 to 13.Class BDelta Tau Delta defeated PsiUpsilon, 9 to 7.Tau Sigma Omicron defeatedAlpha Sigma Phi, 18 to 4.Sigma Nu defeated Phi BetaDelta, 20 to 6.Zeta Beta Tau defeated DeltaChi, 10 to 6.Phi Sigma Delta defeated TauDelta Phi, 30 to 7.Sigma Alpha Epsilon defeatedDelta Sigma Phi, 26 to 4.WHAT of IT?_A./ »^yCEORpe MORpENSTERNTo such of the Conference teams whoare so unfortunate as to be on the In¬diana basketball schedule this winter, Ibring sad tidings. The Hoosiers, it is asufficiently well known and obvious fact,are mean enough (on the basketballfloor) under any conditions, and nowadditional circumstances have arisenwhich make them even more ominousthan ever. These circumstances are oneSlim Hodges, a sophomore at rusticBloomington. I say “circumstances” be¬cause Mr. Hodges—if there ever wasone—is a triple threat basketball player;he shoots, and he shoots, and he shoots.I suspect that the townspeople ofBloomington, waking suddenly in thestill stretches of the night, can still hearthe echoes of the baskets Mr. Hodgespopped that afternoon coming up in¬cessantly from Indiana gymnasium. Mr.Hodges is THAT kind of a guy.He came to Bloomington fromShelbyville High School; Shelbyville,as you may perhaps have heard on someobscure occasion, is in Indiana, and In¬diana is where young, old, middle-agedand babies-in'-krms play the noble gameof basketball as it is played in no otherstate anywhere. So it is of more thanpassing import’that a whisper has runaround the battlements to the effect thatMr. Hodges is the greatest basketballplayer ever produced in Indiana.The £xf>)oiU^6f this remarkable ath-(Continued on page 4)TAU DELT BOWLERSWIN; DELTA SIG TIESFour tnoon in t ttled yesterday after-ynolds club for intra¬mural bowling honors. The first matchwent into a tie at one game apiece; thesecond was. won in two games by TauDelta PhiVi!:f\Play was much improved over theprevious days of the present tourney,the score$\Wfifg on the average muchhigher and the play going much faster.There were several high scores pulledoff during both • matches.Delta Sigma Phi lost the first gameof their contest hy the score of 470 to405 to Z. B. T., the poorest game of theafternoon’s play, In the second gamethey came back strong and took it bythe long score of 548 to 462. The knotwill be played off tomorrow afternoonin the Reyndlds flub alleys.The last tnatall 'of the day was thebest. Tau Delta Phi defeated Acaciatwo games straight by the scores of 621to 544 and 6S$1y'by was in thismatch th?* e made.1V. BOTH CONTESTANTS HAVE STRONGDEFENSES BUT ARE WEAK POINTGAINERS; DOPE FAVORS MAROONSMinnesotans Hope to Send Norgrenites Home Defeated;Have Not Won a Single Game and LookTo This as the First VictoryLINEUPChicago— Minnesota-Sackett RF RaseyZimmerman Lr NydahlAlyea C WoldenHoerger RG MasonMcDonough LG WrightBy Irving GoodmanBoasting the sturdiest defense ofany Big Ten team, the Maroons willgive their system a trial against an¬other team of guarding specialistswhen they clash with the oft beatenGophers tonight in the Minneapoliszero weather. On paper the Maroonsappear about fourteen points strongerthan the Northerners. Illinois defeat¬ed the Maroon and Gold 17 to 8 andChicago just got through wallopingCoach Ruby’s quintet. But since com¬parative scores mean less than nothingCoach Norgren is taking no chances.Gophers Present Strong OutfitCoach Taylor’s outfit will presenttheir full strength for the first timethis season. Capt. “Black” Rasey, asslick and as deadly a forward as everwore a Viking jersey, will lead theMinnesota offense. Nydahl, the sopho¬more football star, will play oppositehim. Wolden, who has been ill forsome time, will jump center and Ma¬son and Wheeler, two veterans, willstrut their stuff at guard.If the impregnable Midway defensecan stop Racey, the locals should winhandily. Despite the Gopher defensethe Maroons should eke out abouttwenty points which should be ampleto keep the Minnesota win column un¬ marred. In four games Chicago hasheld its opponents to a total of 71points which is the best record of anytime in the Big Ten.Locals Play Four GamesIf the Maroons can weather thegruel of four games in eleven daysthere is strong reason to believe thatthey will land high in the Conferencerace, for a win in early season looksjust as big in the standings column asa late season victory.In accordance with the Daily Ma¬roon policy to predict basketball re¬sults here is humbly presented theforecast for tonight’s game:Chicago, 20—Minnesota, 13GYMNASTS GIVEDEMONSTRATIONThe members of the board of SouthPark commissioners have tendered anofficial invitation to University studentsto attend a demonstration which thegymnastic team is giving at Hamilton—-Park on Friday night of this week. Thecommissioners are sponsoring the eventto show the public what a wide field isopen to the sportsman.The work of the gymnasts is gener¬ally conceded to be nothing short of re¬markable, for the feats which they per¬form rival those performed by profes¬sionals in both skill and daring. Thustheir meets with other institutions af¬ford interest not only to the partisansof the competing teams but to otherspectators as well.HuskO’HareREALMUSICHARrison0103Milk For DrivingPowerBefore beginning active work or play thattakes an unusual amount of driving energy,drink a glass or two of WANZER’S MILK.It is stimulating and rich in nourishment, anda delicious beverage for any time of the day.YOU CAN DEPEND ONSIDNEY WANZER & SONSTELEPHONE CALUMET 0817WANZER’SPURE DAIRY PRODUCTS-.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 27, 1926THE entry in the Beauty ContestSQUIRMED in his seat.THE quiz was toughAND eligibility is important.HE turned and peekedJUST a trifle.“HEY,” cried the prof,“DON’T you know thatYOU can’t get by on yourLOOKS!?”THE authorities over at the Rey¬nolds club, we are told, arc developingof late a noble interest in the protec¬tion jof the collegiate morality. Copiesof the American .Mercury are edited,and recently a bad, bad article bythat horrid Dr. Fishbein was com¬pletely cut out. Further, goes the re¬port, all liquor advertisements in theLondon News are censored with blackcrayon. This, we believe, is real spirit.It should be carried even further.Why, the other day, exposed whereanyone could see it, we caw an entirearticle printed in bold letters. It isnothing, these days, to see magazinesbrazenly placed on the tables withouteven so much as a cover!A Handsome Idea!I am entirely in favour of this Ma¬roon Man Hunt. In fact, if I mightsuggest, it would be entirely justifi¬able if we who have been omitted fromthe notoriety should band together ina similar Man Hunt idea—to hunt thefathead who started the darn thing!—GeoGTHESE ARE MEN(With Proper Acknowledgments toMisogynist and R. H. L.)Men are what women marry. Gen¬erally speaking, they may be dividedinto classes of Husbands and Bache¬lors. A Bachelor is a mass of obstin¬acy upholstered with conceit and sus¬picion. Husbands differ as prizes, sur¬prises, and consolation awards.Making a man into a husband is oneof the highest forms of feminine art.It requires science, flattery, hope, andcharity—particularly charity!If you flatter a man it makes himunbearable; if not, you become un¬bearable. If you permit him to makelove to you he gets tired of you in theend, and if you don’t he gets tired ofyou in the beginning.If you wear red shoes, a gay hat,and sport a boyish bob he refuses toseen in public with you—if you don’t,then when you are out he spends tilthe evening staring at a girl with redshoes, a gay hat, and a boyish bob.If you suggest going home after the I;theatre he thinks you’re a dead oneand if you hint at the Inn he dropsyou from the list as a pirate.If you’re silly he longs for a brightmate; if you act intelligent he longsfor a playmate.If you are popular with others he’sjealous, and if you aren’t . . well, no¬body wants a wall flower.Dam’ emanyhow!—Sis“Harriet, are you going out for theCap and Gown?”“No, my deal1, I don’t care forbridge!”LIFE OF A B. M. O. C.He greeted sill with friendly smiles—He spread much joy and cheer;His personality was knownAt places far and near.The Deans, impressed with all his IworkWere loath to lose the dear.And in real justice to the manEncored his Senior year!THE Mirror is going to combineall the manuscripts submitted into asingle show. Now there won’t be any¬body to blame for it.'LET’S SEE NOW .... Feb. 5 and6 ... ah, yes, the Playfest . . . that’sit. the Playfest. It’s being a greatthing for us, this Playfest (Feb. 5 and6.) We are learning that what we havealways considered an ugly dispositionhas been but merely our artistic tem¬perament. (Adv.)—TERRIBLE TURK ALUMNUS STATES OWNIMPRESIONS OF CAMPUSLIFE(Continued from page 1)animation must resort to vaguenessas to what he has learned. Here are afew things, more generalities:That the prospectives in manybranches of knowledge are millions ofyears and billions of miles longer thanhe—the alumnus—supposed.That, as a result, scientific workerslive and think in such tremendousterms that they are the best of phil¬osophers, the most reassuring of com¬panions, and the most genuine of dem¬ocrats.That scientific workers and teachersareabout as unselfish as human be¬ings can be expected to be, and aslittle mercenary as is possible in anera when bills are payable monthly.That these same people work hard—a good deal harder than the students.That the soul of a university is thecomposite soul of all these unselfish,self-denying and hard-working mem¬bers of it; including those thousandsof students who really do work hard.Calls Universities SupermenThat universities have to be (andthe best of them are) intellectual andadministrative supermen.That the trustees of a universityare a group who. as it has been ex¬pressed. “give unsparingly in service.”That, in a university like this, onemay say what he thinks and do as hepleases; just so long as he conformsto standards of ordinary decency, sin¬cerity and common sense.That an institution in which such aspirit has been built up is, at the sametime, a mighty business enterprise, thedirection of which calls for a wisdomand courage greater than is neededto run a gas company.That a university should not makea profit, but neither can it be permittedto perish from poverty.That, therefore, its ideals of workand service must somehow “be gotacross” to people who are well ableto keep its treasury full.Finds Difficult ProblemThat the foregoing process of en¬lightenment is an extremely difficuhproblem.That the present alumnus has great¬ly enjoyed working at this problem,and hopes that, one way or anoty-r.he can still be of assistance in solvingit.One may doubt whether a board ex¬amining the present alumnus for anadvanced degree would award him any¬thing because of the above discoveries.However, such bits of knowledge, anda few others which might be added,are considered by the alumnus to beof great profit to himself. And theymake him feel that since coming tothe university he has “got a more outof it than he put in.” WHAT OF IT? CAP AND GOWN CLOSESDRIVE(Continuel from page 3)lete read like the well known page from i“True Confessions” and, what is more,they bear out the startling claims madeon behalf of his prowess as a basketpopper. In his last six games in higiischool, for instance, Mr. Hodges isreputed to have averaged no less thanten buckets a game. Sounds like a highrun in balk-line billiards or something,ft’s true, just the same. Hodges, soreport has it, is built something on theorder of “Slum” Gullion, the Purduecenter of a couple of years back. He is,however, much more of a shot—oh,much more! He slops them in fromanywhere, and it seems that he doesn’tknow when to stop. (Continued from page 1)remaining amount, his first payment isforfeited.“We have adopted this plan in orderthat the student body may procure theannual without haring to part yith alarge amount of cash at one time,”said Hopkins.All salespersons are asked to in¬crease their efforts during the remain¬ing three weeks of the drive, and toreport their sales oftener so that prog¬ress may be better tabulated. Officehours of the business department arefrom 2:30 to 3:30 every afternoon, inLexington 11.All this has occasioned grave concernamong those teams which are scheduledto meet Indiana next semester, for al¬though Mr. Hodges is scholastically in¬eligible at the present writing, verystrenuous exertions are being madethrough the proper channels in an effortto get him eligible. But the folks downat Bloomington feel that the situationwould not lie considered so grave if thereal truth about Mr. Hodges ever cameto be known. For, it seems, the prob¬ability of his ever becoming eligible isextremely lean. “It is too bad,” saythe folks at Bloomingtoij, “that thegreatest basketball player that evercame to the Big Ten should also happento lx? the dumbest guy that ever came tothe Big Ten.” Truly a sad tale, mates.Want Ads Surell’s Beauty Shop1451 E. 57th StreetFairfax 2007Expert beauty work in all branchesOpen Tues., Thurs., and Fri. 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Nr. WoodlawnClasses every eve. at 8. Beginners Mon.and Thurs. Private lessons any time.Tel. Hvde Park 3680JENKINS BROTHERSDry Goods and Men'sFurnishings1150 E. 63rd St(Established 1890)RIGHT GOODS — RIGHTPRICES — RIGHTTREATMENT FURNISHED APT.; VERY DE-sirable; must sacrifice; living roomsleeping panel; kitchenette and bath.3 month’s sub-lease. Apply J. B.Ashenhurst, St. George Hotel.WANTED—A live-wire student torepresent us at the campus: call orwrite National Tailor’s Inc., 37 S. Wa¬bash Ave., State 8367.Have your THESIS and TERM Pa¬pers typed by an experienced typist.L. King. Fairfax 975.TUTORING in English literatureand composition; also instruction inmandolin. Call Midway 4t62, before11:00 A. M.TO-OUT-OF-TOWN STUDENTSMidway Apartment Hotel1535-37 E. 60th StreetOffers Complete Hotel ServiceConvenient to the University with allTransportation Facilities1, 2 and 3 Rgom Apts. IS# and Up “MOSER—rJhe Business College urith uUniversity AtmosphereBeginning on the first ofApril , July, October, and Jan¬uary. we conduct a Spe-ial,course in stenography, whichcomplete. intensive three-months course in stenographywhich is open toCOLLEGEGRADUATES ANDUNDERGRADUATESONLYEnrollments for this coursemust be made before the open¬ing day—preferably some timein advance, to be sure of a .place in the class.Stenography opens the wayto independence, and is a verygreat help in any position inlife. The ability to take short¬hand notes of lectures ser¬mons, conversations, and in, many other situations is agreat asset.Bulletin on RequestNo Solicitors EmployedPaul Moser, J. D.t Ph. B.,President.116 S. Michigan Ave.12th Floor Phone Randolph 4317Only High School Graduatesare ever enrolled at MOHERGirla, only, in the day school(3377)’UNIVERSITY STUDENTSFOUNTAIN SERVICE AND LIGHT LUNCHES ARE BEST ATWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPCORNER FIFTY-FIFTH AT UNIVERSITY AVENUEFresh Home Made CandiesDorothy J. Derbacher George A. BohmannDANCING IN THE LOOPNATIONAL DANCING ACADEMYTelephone Wabash 65811 Private Lesson $1.00 4 Private Lessons $3.00 8 Private Lessons $5.00Auditorium Bldg., 2nd Floor, 431 South Wabash AvenueTAMM’S NOVELTY ORCHESTRA109 — Expert Instructors — 160Open Every Night Including Sunday Night and Sunday Matiaae.CLIP THIS COUPON FOR SPECIAL RATESIN - BETWEEN - TIMES EATINGHave you noticed that when other eating places are deserted there is alwayssomeone eating at THE SHANTY.Patrons hav^ coirle to know that THE SHANTY Is prepared to serve themfrom 7:30 A. M. to 7:30 P. M. — with no intermission.When you sleep too late and miss your breakfast or your class dismisses justtoo late for lunch at your regular eating place, hie you straight to THE SHANTY,where special effort has been made to take care of this in-between-trade, withattractive menus and alert, attentive service.iBring a friend over to Afternoon Tea today — .THE SHANTY EAT SHOP1309 East 57th Street“A Homey Place for Hcmey Folks” For AdvertisingResultstuse theDAILYMAROONCall Fairfax 0977or Midway 0800fflbe 20atfo JHaroon The CouncilHas Selected theLeaders for the“All For Chica¬go” Drive.Vol. 25 No. 66 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, JANUARY 28, 1926 Price Five CentsPICK LEADERSFOR ‘ALL FORCHICAGO' DRIVECampbell, McCracken, Miller,Heald, Trebow AreSelectedWhat Happened Yesterday at theUndergraduate Council1. Lucy Lamon and CatharineCampbell reported on the progress ofthe preparations for the 1926 Wash¬ington Prom, to be held Feb. 19 from9 to 1 at the South Shore CountryClub.2. Graham Hagey and Aimee Gra¬ham reported on the preparations forthe president’s reception, to be heldFeb. 12 at 7:30 In Mandel Hall andHutchinson Commons.3. Catharine Campbell made a re¬port relative to the recent agitationfor a change in the method of en¬forcing physical culture on gjmpus•women.5. Acting on a suggestion by oneof its members, the entire counci’voted to have the picture of the bodyin the Cap and Gown a compositeand not a group photograph. Theclass councils will be similarly repre¬sented.6. Five students were selected tocompose the new Executive councilof the “All For Chicago” campaign. Doc Bratfish SaysHe’s Been Cheated“Doc” Bratfish, the man whois responsible for many self-con¬scious looks and cold necks aroundcampus, is thoroughly disgustedwith the hunt for the campusApollo, he asserts. The mainreason for this is that, althoughat the beginning of the hunt every¬one on campus was declared elig¬ible, someone has been holding opton him and keeping back his votes.When quest1 oned “Doc” very re¬luctantly gave a description of theperson whom he considers thesecond best looking man on cam¬pus. “This person very closelyresembles me,” he began modestly,“he is very tall, has beautiful redhair, slanting green eyes, wearshuge balloon pants, and a classtoque. Perhaps he is more of aScandinavian than a Greek type.In sports his ability is really sec¬ond only to my own.”POOLE NAMESFROSHCOUNCILSelects Ten Men and NineWomen for Class BoardThree men and two women wereselected at the Undergraduate Coun¬cil of ‘All For Chicago” drive. EllenMcCracken and Catharine Campbellare the women; Allan Miller, ArchieTrebow and Allen Heald are the men.The new committee will look overand Bort the suggestions and criti¬cisms handed in by the members ofthe graduating class in the chapelpoll and will decide what steps are tohe taken. According to Charles An¬derson, president of the Undergrad¬uate council, they will begin workimmediately.Student Suggest* GarageNew criticisms have come to theattention of the Editor of The DailyMaroon since the excerpts wereprinted last week. One student sug¬gests that the University might builda large garage in which the studentsmight rent parking space, thus elim¬inating much of the congestion aboutthe quadrangles. The same writersuggests that a department of musicwould greatly enhance the campus.Suggestions such as the improvingof the quality of the beans in thecommons, reducing the charges in¬curred by the buildings and groundswere among those submitted. Onestudent suggested in strenuous tonesthat final exams be supplanted byterm papers and short periodicaltests. Ten men and nine women wereappointed to constitute the freshmancouncil.Ten men and nine women haveen appointed by officers of the classo '29 to constitute the freshmancouncil. They were selected byGeorge Poole, president, Janet Good,vice-president, Alice Wiles, secre¬tary, and Rainey Bennett, treasurer.Announce Member*Frederick Hack, Jr., Edward B.Wolfe, Randolph Alfred, PerryThomas, Carl Lippe, Harry Hagey,Harry Axon, Julian Levi, JamesStephenson, and Arthur Einsteinwere chosen by Poole and Bennett.Miss Good and Miss Wiles selectedIsabel Bates, Dorothy Hartford, Vio¬let Holmes, Charlotte Eckhart, Doro¬thy Sylvestor, Ellen Hartman, EdnaWilhartz, Agnes Dunham, and Mar¬jorie Angle. *Plan Class FunctionsThe first meeting of the newly ap¬pointed group will soon be announc¬ed, according to Poole. Althoughnothing definite has been decidedupon, several class and interclass so¬cial functions are planned for thetton in the same manner as the upper-near future.The freshman council will func-class bodies work. The members willwork personally with the officers tobetter their class standing and ac¬tivities. SPITZER, DARKHORSE, LEADSIN CLOSE RACECarr, Alpha Delt Entry,Runs Second OnLast LapSTANDING—106th HourAlan Spitzer 294Bobby Carr 275Fred Hobscheid 265Wallie Marks 253Austin McCarty 206Bill Abbott ✓ 206Arthur W. Shuttles 177Slim Granquist 152John Meyer, who Tuesday wasresting easily in third place inthe Male Beauty contest, hasbeen forced to withdraw fromthe race. Meyer was declaredineligible by the Undergraduatecouncil for further competitionyesterday, when it was discover¬ed that there was a five dollarlibrary fine standing against hisotherwise good name. The coun¬cil, however, resolving to be len¬ient on Meyer, stated that hewill be restored to good fameonce more if he will pay doublethe fine, viz. $10.00 to The DailyMaroon. Pontius Pilate, Jesus9 Condemner,Was Arch-Villian—Thesis ProvesWASHINGTON PROMTICKETS READY FORFRATERNITY HEADSTickets for the 1926 WashingtonProm have been allotted. They arewaiting in the ante room off the ex¬aminer’s office for the secretaries ofthe fraternities to come and get them.The tickets must be taken away byFriday or forfeited, according to PaulCullom, one of the Prom leaders. Theoffice is open from 1 until 4 everyschool day.Payment must be made by Wed¬nesday, Feb. 3, at which time alltickets that have not been taken willbe redistributed; fraternities wishingmore tickets on the later allotmentmust apply when getting their firstgroup.By George MorgensternAlan Spitzer (the guy with thatbig goat coat, you know) lapped thefield in yesterday’s balloting in theCampus Apollo contest, and immedi¬ately upon receiving the good news,he sent a squad of Psi U freshmen offto scour the neighborhood gettingjob-lot estimates on double-chocolatemalted milks.“Ten bucks in the pocket,” saidMr. Spitzer jovially when interviewedyesterday; ‘never fear, O’ Man, Ishan’t lose the leadership between(Continued on page 2)Tired of Home?Try AdventuresIn Ancient CairoSWEDISH PROF. TOTEACH TWO COURSESHERE NEXT SUMMERCOMMITTEE GIVESOBJECT OF DRIVE‘A foundation of European peacebaing laid through the medium ofStudent Friendship association,”I Jeanette Hayward, co-chairmanthe Student Friendship drive ofW. C. A., “when it helps studentsall the countries to meet togetherschool life, as the reconstructionthe European educat'onal systempermitting them to do.”rhe students in foreign countries> associating without reservation1 without national prejudice on ae-and-take basis with an open-ldedness ready to see both sidesevery question. “The students oflerica may feel proud when theylize that this reconstruction ofrope’s younger generation is being»cted in part by an American or-lization, though they are helpingbring about one of the greatestrid changes ever made,” Miss Hay-rd continued. Dr. Helge Nelson, professor ofgeography and chairman of the de¬partment of geography in the Uni¬versity of Lund in Sweden, will teachtwo new and special courses at thv?summer session of the University.Prof. Nelson will be the fifth emin¬ent European geographer to give in¬struction at the University since 1920.He is famous, not only as a classroom instructor, but also as a lec¬turer and author of wide repute.MAROON MAN HUNTBALLOTHONESTLY, I thinklis so cute. My reasons, simply, arebecause heand can By Mary Winner Hughes“Yeh, got tired of American cul- \ture, so struck out on my own hook 1for Egypt ar.d the Holy Land!” Mor¬tis A. Frank, undergraduate of the>University and would-be Marco Polo, jsmiled across at us and prepared fora recitation of his adventures.“And incidentally, I took in Europe, jthough four of the six months l spent jin Cairo. There’s a nice suspiciouscity for you! And the customs offi¬cials—Phew! Just listen—as Istarted through the gates of the citywith a couple of daggers I had pickedup for souvenirs sticking in my belt,out popped two of these C. O.’s. Theyspotted the lumps under my coat, in¬vestigated, and lighted upon the dag¬gers. Presto! I was a desperatecharacter! One of them snatchedthe daggers, broke the blades in twoand handed the hilts back to me, whilethe other mussed up my baggage look¬ing for more weapons, ‘and both werefor hauling me off to jail, or theequivalent in Egypt—until I pre¬sented my credentials!”He chuckled. “'But I paid the townback! A counle of other college boys(Continued on page 2) MIRROR PLANSSECONDTRYOUTGive Further Opportunity toWomen Seeking PartsAdditional tryouts for the FirstAnnual Mirror will be held tomorrowat 3:30 in the theatre of Ida Noyeshall. All those women who were un¬able to go through the second trial,and those who were not able to ap¬pear at all. have been requested toappear for this try-out, which will befor both cast and chorus. Miss Mari-anne Durbrow, who will coach thechoruses, will be in charge of the try¬outs.Alta Cundy, general manager ofMirror, wishes to remind all ttyouewomen who can play the banjo,ukelele, saxaphone or any other in¬strument to meet with her Tuesdayfrom 12 to 12:30 in Cobb 110. Thoseinterested in singing have been askedto meet with her in the theatre of IdaNoyes hall Monday at 3:30 to tryout for vocal parts.“The response of the women at ourfirst tryout was extremely encourag¬ing,” said Miss Cundy. “However,we know that there is a great deal ofhidden talept yet to be revealed, andwe want cvefytrody who is interestedlo come to the tryout tomorrow. MissDurbiow will tell you how' good youare.”Miss Cundy wishes to emphasize jthe fact that both of these meetings ;are extremely important, and at- jtendance at them may influence the jfinal choices. Historical facts showing PontiusPilate, the Roman procurator whocondemned Jesus, to have been anarch-villain throughout his politicalcareer, have been uncovered in astudy prepared at the University byMiss Dorothea M. Harjes. The dis¬closure is made in an introductorystatement to a thesis on “PontiusPilate in Germanic Folklore” tracingthe various German legends referringto Pilate from the second to the sev¬enteenth centuries.These legends, Miss Harjes says,develop the notion of a fitting deathfor a man who, in general Christianthought, is regarded as a scoundrel.Antagonized JewsAn “inflexible, merciless and ob¬stinate” official, Pilate antagonizedthe Jews at every turn and caused tobe murdered several bands of inno¬cent Christians, Miss Harjes goes onto show. She continues, “He regu¬larly flaunted the eagles of the Ro¬man Legions and the standards ofTiberius, (both to be worshipped asdieties by Roman law) before a peo¬ple who believed it sinful to worshipany but their one God.“He tried to enforce their obedienceto this Roman mandate.Lured Samaritans“It has been stated that the Samar¬itans whom he destroyed on Mt.Garizim were lured there by a spyin Pilate’s employ who promised themthe discovery of certain holy vesselsburied there by Moses on the moun¬tain side. *“Eusebius tells with a fair degreeof historical accuracy of the eventsof Pilate’s procuratorship but adds(upon what authority we do notknow) that he was banished to Vi¬enne in Gaul and there committedsuicide.” PLAN INSURANCEENDOWMENT ASSENIOR PRESENTEXAMINER’S OFFICEMAKES PLANS FORCHANGE IN SYSTEMAdd Poetry BooksTo Renta] LibraryAmong the new books of poetrywhich have been added to the rentallibrary, “Lava Lane,” by NathaliaCrane, a twelve year old Brooklyngirl, has aroused much comment.Other new books of poetry include,“I Heard a Sailor” and “Home,” byWilfred Gilson, “First Poems,” byEdwin Muir, “Verse,” by AdelaideCrepsy, and “Selected Poems,” byAldous Huxley. Quicker and more efficient servicefor students and all co-operating de¬partments is the promise of the Ex¬aminer’s office. A new filing systemis being installed which will consoli¬date the several old files into onecomplete index of all current cases.“Charge-out” cards will be insertedwhenever a case is removed from ihefiles so that the location of a stu¬dent’s credentials will no longer bea matter of question.“The Window,” 'heretofore synon*omous with long waiting, will againbe under the complete charge of oneassistant. It is hoped that this willdo away with the series of long <£t-planations necessary before the *t;1dent has been able to find thefamiliar with his case.A minimum of explanation, a min¬imum of the more or less expected“ red tape,” a minimum of time Spdntby both the student and the harassedclerks in the office is the goaloffice which decides the fateentering students. ‘The Poweribe” expect the new systemworking smoothly by the endquarter. “Spiced Wine ” IsLatest Play InParis Stagedom“The Latest Thing from Chicago.”In Paris! That’s the way Frenchtheatres may soon be advertisingtheir plays; as a result of the influ¬ence of the University Dramatic asso¬ciation, according to Americans in theFrench capital who predict an in¬creasing popularity for Americanplays.For “Spiced Wine,” Willis K. Jones’ jnew play, which is to be produced for 1the first time in the Dramatic asso¬ciation Playfest, Feb. 5 and 6, is to beproduced in Paris next summer.The Strolling Players, an Americandramatic organization now playing inParis has erquested permission to in¬troduce iMr. Jones’ play to the Frenchstage. And arrangements have justbeen completed for the productionearly next summer.Mr. Jones is a graduate student inthe romance language department ofthe University.COMMITTEE NAMESY. M. C. A. NOMINEES Discuss Purchase of $250Insurance Policies inChapel TodayShall the class of ’26 break tradi¬tion by presenting the Universitywith a gift that will in a score ofyears amount to $300,000?Members of the senior class willdiscuss this question today when theyconsider an insurance endowmentplan suggested to the class gift com¬mittee by Charles F. Axelson, ’07,of the board of trustees!The plan involves the purchase ofa $250 insurance endowment policyby each of the seniors. Twelve dol¬lars a year is paid on the policy for20 years, at the end of which timethe full amount of the endowment isturned over to the University.Committee Favors Plan“The Senior class gift committeeis strongly in favor of the project,”declared Seward Covert, chairman ofthe group. “If four or five hundredseniors purchase the policy, we candonate a gift of greater quantity andmore useful quality than any otherclass has given.“The policy itself is not large, andthe yearly payment is so small thatit is of scarcely any appreciable im¬portance. But after twenty years w<*shall have given to the University agift not only of which we may beproud, but one that will set an ex¬ample for the classes that are tocome.”Anderson ApprovesCharles Anderson, president of theUndergraduate council, expressedhimself in favor of the plan. “It’s anoble project, even if it is a little ex¬pensive. I think it’s worth while ifit succeeds in doing nothing more thansetting a shining example to futureclasses.”Although no vote has yet beentaken on the subject, the class seemsgenerally divided on the matter. Nobetter suggestion has yet been pre¬sented, according to Covert, and thissuggestion, besides having the sup¬port of alumni, is practically ideal.Miller Gives Opinion“All the buildings have, I believe,been supplied with clocks and statu¬ary,” said Allan Miller, president ofthe class. “The endowment plan isworth considering for its singularityat least.”Discussion is expected to occupymost of today’s chapel session, so thatthe vote will not be taken until nextThursday’s meeting. “Every senioris expected to vote on the plan,” con¬cluded Covert, “and the gift commit¬tee urges the class to adopt it.”MRS. ALTROCCHI TOADDRESS IL CIRCULOON ITALIAN POETRYhe st,U-rn Nominations for officers of the Y.M. C. A. in the coming elections of,the association were made yesterday !by the nominating committee com-;posed of Martin Carlson, chairman,Arthur Fritschel, and Allan Miller, jThe -candidates are:For president, Tom Paul, Cecil ‘Smith, and Brooks Steen; vice-presi¬dent, Walter Kincaid, LafayetteMarsh, and Harold Schwede; secre-1tary, Charles Hopson and Minott1Stickney.The candidates have been selectedon the basis of their activity and in¬terest displayed in the Y. M. C. A.and its work.Elections of the candidates to officewill be held Thursday, Feb. 4, from10 A. M. to 5 P. M. in the Y. M.C. A. office. Only those who are mem¬bers of the association before Feb. 1,will be eligible to cast a vote. Mrs. Rudolph Altrocchi will speakon “Italian Sketches In Prose andVerse” at a meeting of 11 CirculoItaliano today at 4:30 in the northreception room of Ida Noyes hall.Mrs. Altrocchi’s talk will inc! idediscussions of various published andunpublished poems in additions to asketch of Italian life entitled “Paint¬ed Sea Gulls.” As the address willbe given in English, all persons in¬terested have been invited to attend.Plans for a trip to the Dante thea¬tre will be discussed.Extend PrivilegesIn Ida Noyes HallMrs. George Goodspeed, chairmanof the Ida Noyes advisory council,has announced that on Friday andSaturday afternoons and evenings,women of the University may playbridge in Ida Noyes hall. She hasannounced that at dances given byvarious organizations, men maysmoke in the sun-parlor.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 27, 1926MAROON CONTEST COMPLEXTHE entry in the Beauty ContestSQUIRMED in his seat.THE quiz was toughAND eligibility is important.HE turned and peekedJUST a trifle.“HEY,” cried the prof,“DON’T you know thatYOU can’t get by on yourLOOKS!?”THE authorities over at the Rey¬nolds club, we are told, are developingof late a noble interest in the protec¬tion .of the collegiate morality. Copiesof the American .Mercury are edited,and recently a bad, bad article bythat horrid Dr. Fishbein was com¬pletely cut out. Further, goes the report, all liquor advertisements in theLondon News are censored with blackcrayon. This, we believe, is real spirit.It should be carried even further.Why, the other day, exposed whereanyone could see it, we caw an entirearticle printed in bold letters. It isnothing, these days, to see magazinesbrazenly placed on the tables withouteven so much as a cover!A Handsome Idea!I am entirely in favour of this Ma¬roon Man Hunt. In fact, if I might |suggest, it would be entirely justifi¬able if we who have been omitted fromthe notoriety should band together ina similar Man Hunt idea—to hunt the ifathead who started the darn thing!—GeoGTHESE ARE MEN(With Proper Acknowledgments toMisogynist and R. H. L.)Men are what women marry. Gen¬erally speaking, they may be dividedinto classes of Husbands and Bache- ilors. A Bachelor is a mass of obstin¬acy upholstered with conceit and sus¬picion. Husbands differ as prizes, sur¬prises, and consolation awards.Making a man into a husband is oneof the highest forms of feminine art.It requires science, flattery, hope, andcharity—particularly charity!If you flatter a man it makes himunbearable; if not, you become un¬bearable. If you permit him to makelove to you he gets tired of you in theend, and if you don’t he gets tired ofyou in the beginning.If you wear red shoes, a gay hat,and sport a boyish bob he refuses toseen in public with you—if you don’t,then when you are out he spends allthe evening staring at a girl with redshoes, a gay hat and a boyish bob.If you suggest going home after the [theatre he thinks you’re a dead one jand if you hint at the Inn he drops Iyou from the list as a pirate.If you’re silly he longs for a brightmate; if you act intelligent he longsfor a playmate.If you are popular with others he’sjealous, and if you aren’t . . well, no¬body wants a wall flower.Dam’ emanyhow!—Sis“Harriet, are you going out for theCap and Gown?”“No, my deal4, I don't care forbridge!”LIFE OF A B. M. O. C.He greeted all with friendly smiles—He spread much joy and cheer;His personality was knownAt places far and near.The Deans, impressed with all hisworkWere loath to lose the dear.And in real justice to the manEncored his Senior year! ALUMNUS STATES OWNIMPRESIONS OF CAMPUSLIFE(Continued from page 1)animation must resort to vaguenessas to what he has learned. Here are afew things, more generalities:That the prospectives in manybranches of knowledge are millions ofyears and billions of miles longer thanhe—the alumnus—supposed.That, as a result, scientific workers |live and think in such tremendousterms that they are the best of phil- josophers, the most reassuring of com¬panions, and the most genuine of dem¬ocrats.That scientific workers and teachersareabout as unselfish as human be¬ings can be expected to be, and aslittle mercenary as is possible in anera when bills are payable monthly.That these same people work hard—a good deal harder than the students.That the soul of a university is thecomposite soul of all these unselfish,self-denying and hard-working mem¬bers of it: including those thousandsof students who really do work hard.Calls Universities SupermenThat universities have to be (andthe best of them are) intellectual andadministrative supermen.That the trustees of a universityare a group who. as it has been ex¬pressed. “give unsparingly in service.”That, in a university like this, onemay say what he thinks and do as hepleases: just so long as he conformsto standards of ordinary decency, sin¬cerity and common sense.That an institution in which such aspirit has been built uo is, at the sametime, a mighty business enterprise, thedirection of which calls for a wisdomand courage greater than is neededto run a gas company.That a university should not makea profit, but neither can it be permittedto perish from poverty.That, therefore, its ideals of workand service must somehow “be gotacross” to people who are well ableto keep its treasury full.Finds Difficult ProblemThat the foregoing process of en¬lightenment is an extremely difficul*problem.That the present alumnus h^< great¬ly enjoyed working at this problem,and hopes that, one way or anotVr.he can still be of assistance in solvingit.One may doubt whether a board ex¬amining the present alumnus for anadvanced degree would award him any¬thing because of the above discoveries.However, such bits of knowledge, anda few others which might be added,are considered by the alumnus to beof great profit to himself. And theymake him feel that since coming tothe university he has “got a more outof it than he put in.”GURNEY RAZZES GREEKS—“POOR BUSINESS MEN”(Continued from page 1)the pledged man will be counted withthose of the chapter.Note 2—If for any reason the chap¬ter thinks that the grades of a mem¬ber or pledge should not be countedin the average of grades, a formal re¬quest, with reasons, must be presentedto the chairman of the Faculty Com¬mittee on Undergraduate Fraternitiesnot later than one week after the com¬mencement of the following quartr.Mr Gurny thinks that the fratern¬ities overlook these notes entirely, butwhen the grades report has been madeup and published they complain iftheir average is seriously affected.LEARN TO DANCE NOW.TERESA DOLAN DANCINGSCHOOL1208 E. 63rd .?t. Nr. WoodlawnClasses every eve. at 8. Beginners Mon.and Thurs. Private lessons any time.Tel. Hvde Park 3880THE Mirror is going to combineall the manuscripts submitted into asingle show. Now there won't be any¬body to blame for it.'LET’S SEE NOW Feb. 5 and6 . . . ah, yes, the Playfest . . . that’sit. the Playfest. It’s being a greatthing for us, this Playfest (Feb. 5 and6.) We are learning that what we havealways considered an ugly dispositionhas been but merely our artistic tem¬perament. (Adv.)—TERRIBLE TURK JENKINS BROTHERSDry Goods and Men’sFurnishings1150 E. 63rd St(Established 1890)RIGHT GOODS — RIGHTPRICES — RIGHTTREATMENT WHAT OF IT?(Continuel from page 3)lete read like the well known page from >“True Confessions” and, what is more,they bear out the startling claims madeon behalf of his prowess as a basketpopper. In his last six games in highschool, for instance, Mr. Hodges isreputed to have averaged no less thanten buckets a game. Sounds like a highrun in balk-line billiards or something.It's true, just the same. Hodges, soreport has it, is built something on theorder of “Slum” Gullion, the Purduecenter of a couple of years back. He is,however, much more of a shot—oh,much more! He slops them in fromanywhere, and it seems that he doesn’tknow when to stop. CAP AND GOWN CLOSESDRIVE(Continued from page 1)remaining amount, his first payment isforfeited.“We have adopted this plan in orderthat the student body may procure tlieannual without havener to part yith alarge amount of cash at one time,”said Hopkins.All salespersons are asked to in¬crease their efforts during the remain¬ing three weeks of the drive, and toreport their sales oftener so that prog¬ress may he better tabulated. Officehours of the business department arefrom 2:30 to 3:30 every afternoon, inLexington 11.All this has occasioned grave concernamong those teams which are scheduledto meet Indiana next semester, for al¬though Mr. Hodges is scholastically in¬eligible at the present writing, verystrenuous exertions are being madethrough the proper channels in an effortto get him eligible. But the folks downat Bloomington feel that the situationwould not be considered so grave if thereal truth about Mr. Hodges ever cameto be known. For, it seems, the prob¬ability of his ever becoming eligible isextremely lean. “It is too bad,” saythe folks at Bloomingtoij, “that thegreatest basketball player that evercame to the Big Ten should also happento be the dumbest guy that ever came to |the Big Ten.” Truly a sad tale, mates, jWant AdsEIGHTEEN MEALS FOR $6.00;strictly home-cooked; in restaruant;!order from the regular bill of fare;credit to the deserving; Frances |Restaurant, 1208 E. 61st St.FOR REN T—Front bed-sittingroom, 1007 E. 60th St., Apt. 4;Ohmer, Dorchester 7941.FURNISHED APT.; VERY DE-sirable; must sacrifice; living roomsleeping panel; kitchenette and bath.3 month’s sub-lease. Apply J. B.Ashenhurst, St. George Hotel.WANTED—A live-wire student torepresent us at the campus: call orwrite National Tailor’s Inc., 37 S. 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Eves.When you write homefor money, useSANFORD’S** Fountain Pen Ink—MOSER—vhe Business College with uUniversity AtmosphereBeginning on the first ofApril , July, October, and Jan¬uary. we conduct a Special,course in stenography, whichcomplete. intensive three-months course in stenographywhich is open toCOLLEGEGRADUATES ANDUNDERGRADUATESONLYEnrollments for this coursemust be made before the open¬ing day—preferably some timein advance, to be sure of a .place in the class.Stenography opens the wayto independence, and is a verygreat help in any position inlife. The ability to take short¬hand notes of lectures ser¬mons, conversations, and inmany other situations is agreat asset.Bulletin on RequestNo Solicitors EmployedPaul Moser, J. D., Ph. B.tPresident.116 S. 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