The Senior‘All For Chicago*campaign has giv¬en voice to athousand woes. Wbt Bail? Jfflaroon The ApolloSearch has re¬vealed many slip¬pery politicians.Vol. 25 No. 63 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, JANUARY 22, 1926 Price Five CentsSENIORS ATTACK P. C. AND GRADESGRADE UPSETSPRODUCE GREEKINELIGIBILITIESWhole Scholastic StandingLow; Highest Grade Is CSays RecorderNumerous and severe upsets in thescholastic standings of the variousfraternities revealed themselves yes¬terday as the grade chart for theautumn quarter was released fromth Recorder’s office. Freshmen areblamed for the"sharp decrease in thegeneral standing as only fifty-sevenper cent of the pledges received gradeshigh enough for initiation.Many fraternities raised theirstanding including Tau Delta Phiwhich went from third to first place:Pi Lambda Phi, from ninth to second;Sigma Alpha Epsilon, from seven¬teenth to third; Zeta Beta Tau, fromeighteenth to fourth, and Lambda ChiAlpha, from twenty-fifth to thirteenthplace.Grading System BlamedTo offset this, other fraternitiestook a downward jump. Alpha SigmaPhi went from nineteenth to thirty-firfit; Psi Upsilon from sixteenth tothirtienth; Acacia, from fifth totwenty-ninth; Phi Beta Delta, fromfourteenth to twenty-eighth, andAlpha Epsilon Pi, from first to twen¬tieth place.In a comparison with the chart giv¬ing the average standings of the fra¬ternities for the three quarters of lastyear, the leader on the autumn listwould rank sixth in the list of lastyear. In other words, five fraterni¬ties received an average last year thatis higher than the standing of thefirst fraternity for the past quarter.Pledges and the new grading systemare severely criticised by leading fra¬ternity men as the cause for the low¬ering of the general standing.Pledges EligibleIn number of pledges, Beta ThetaPi ranks first with twelve out of four¬teen pledges eligible for initiation.Phi Kappa Sigma and Chi Psi ranksecond with nine eligible pledges ineach fraternity, while Sigma AlphaEpsilon takes third place with eight.A list of fraternities follow withtheir respective grades; Tau DeltaPhi, 2.872; Pi L«mbda Phi, 2.864; Sig-(Continued on page 2)THREE PROFS TOGIVE INSTRUCTIONAT HOBO COLLEGEThree professors from the Quad¬rangles will speak at the Hobo col¬lege »ert week. Two are from thefaculty of the Theological seminaryand one is from the department ofPolitical Economy.The Hobo college is located at 641Washington Boulevard. About athousand runaway boys, gangsters,:ramps, hoboes and bums listen to thethree lectures given every day, ac¬cording to Dr. Ben L. Reitman, di¬rector.Beside the three lectures, Dr. Reed>f the University department of phy-rical education, will conduct his reg-alar Mental Hygiene clinic. This will;ome at 11 o’clock Monday morning.Wednesday at 4, Professor ArthurHolt, of the Theological seminary,(dll speak, and Thursday at the samefiour, Prof. Fred Merrifield will ad-Iress the ragged audience.Prof. Field of the department ofPolitical Economy, will speak at 8j’clock Saturday evening.“If there is anything good in thewritten and spoken word,” declaresDr. Reitman, “Chicago is better forthe Hobo college.” Hobscheid, Meyer, Loom in Maroon Man HuntPresent StandingsIn Apollo ContestFar into the night the Maroonreporter* have counted, checked,examined, and discounted the pile*of ballots which have been castsince the opening of the Maroonhurt for masculine charmers. Thestandings up to last night are:Fred Hobscheid—156Wallie Marks— 27Johnny Meyer— 27Wallie Williamson— 22Tudor Wilder— 15Ed Ames— 14George Morgenstern— 12Ed Scott— 7Graham Kernwein— 4Addison Wilson— 3Jimmie Cusack— 2Archie Trebow— 2Fred Handschy— 1 POLITICAL GANGBACKS LEADER;RIOTS EXPECTEDSinister Tactics Come to LightAs Greeks Set MachineryIn MotionMAROON STARTS“BEAFSYSTEMWill Now Cover EveryField of ActivityAttempting to cover every phaseof the University's activity. TheDaily Maroon has inaugurated a new“beat” system whereby every depart¬ment of the University will be cov¬ered by a Freshman or Sophomorereporter permanently detailed forthat purpose. Through this methodthe Maroon hopes to thoroughlycover all of its news source and en¬large its scope as an all-Universitynewspaper.The reporters will interview themembers of their departments regu¬larly and at least once a week, andwill be responsible for all the newsfrom that department published. Allchecked back to their source beforestories 'actually written will begoing to the printer. In this way afairly high degree of accuracy maybe obtained.‘’The Daily Maroon believes thatits readers are interested in the workof the University,” said Milton Kauf¬man, managing editor, “and that theywould rather read stories of the Uni¬versity’s work written from thestandpoint of the source of the storythan from the viewpoint of an overclever reporter. The material obtain¬ed from the departments will there¬fore be written with strict attentionto the facts and the viewpoint of theman who gives the story.” Dire influences are having theireffect as the Maroon Man Hunt forthe campus Apollo waxes warmer. Apolitical machine—conceived in thedank recesses of the Law school, andworking with methods reminiscent ofa DeYoung—has entered in the race,and with a determined influence onpublic opinion (as well as an out¬rageous theft of every extra Ma¬roon in the office) has pushed outfar to the front of the other candi¬dates, a new aspirant—Fred Hob¬scheid. At the last count, late yes¬terday evening, it was found tha,the physique of the Phi Psi protegehad commanded the astounding pollof 156 votes.However, enthusiastic supportersof Wallie Marks, determined to provethe ascendancy of spiritual beautyover the Hobscheidic personality ap¬peal, are continuing to pour in theirballots with astonishing regularityand breath-taking dishonesty. Mean¬while, the sudden total of 27 votescast for Johnny Meyers prophesy ahot battle on the part of the Psi ITexponent of all that is good and purein man.(Continued on page 4) Jemegan Praises Franklin as FirstAmerican Citizen with Broad ViewsBULLETIN STATESDEAN IS IMPROVINGRecent improvement in Dean Wil¬kin’s condition indicates that he willreturn to his University duties in thevery near future, according to a re¬port from t hePresbyterian hospitalwhere the Dean has been recoveringfrom a nervous breakdown for thepast two weeks.“Although Mr. Wilkins is still in aweak condition his vitality is greatlyrestored, and we hope to have himin A-l condition within anotherweek,” declared Dr. Herman L. Kret¬schmer. “The reason why we havenot allowed him to leave the hospitalis that no rest can be too long. Mr.Wilkins has shown a cheerfulnessthat has helped him tremendously.Set Feb. 10 AsDate for AnnualInter-hall Vodvilw. A. A. ENTERTAINSFROSH WOMENAT TEAFreshman women who entered theUniversity this quarter will be enter¬tained by W. A. A. at an open-housetea today at 3:30 in the gymnasiumon the second floor of Ida Noyes hall.The purpose of this meeting is to ex¬plain to the new-comers the purposeof the organization and the type ofactivities it sponsors.If the weather permits, skating willbe the main entertainment of theafternoon, according to Eleanor Fish,president of the organization. Thewomen will then return to Ida Noyeshall to play cards and sing collegesongs, in order to acquaint the in¬coming freshmen women with theUniversity songs. Members ofW. A. A. who were initiated Wednes¬day will entertain the women, andDorothy Back will officiate as hostessfor the afternoon. All members ofthe organization have been invited tobe present at the meeting Annual Inter-hall Vodvil, sponsoredby the Campus Community committee iof Y. W. C. A. will be held Wednes¬day, Feb. 10 from 3:30 to 5:30 in thetheater of Ida Noyes hall. The prin-1cipal ideas for the stunts will be takenfrom the book of rhymes, “When WeWere Very Young,” by A. A. Milne.This book furnishes opportunities forthe intorduction of pantomine.Each of the women’s dormitories oncampus will present an act or stunt;additional talent will be furnished byother campus women. “There is greatanticipation of this year’s Vodvil inview of the excellent stunts which thehalls have put forth in previousypars,” according to Kathleen Bim-rose, chairman of the commiftee incharge. The “Chauvre Souris” pre¬sented by Kelly hall and the “Valen¬tine” act given by Green hall wereamong the outstanding stunts of otheryears. REVEAL POET-PROPS WORKDr. Edward S&pir, Scientist,Writes for “Poetry”By Gilbert G. GilbertThe poet-professor at the Univer¬sity who spends his workdays ponder¬ing the complicated problems of lan¬guage structures of primitive origins,and of ancient civilization puts inpart of his leisure hours writing bal¬lads, sonnets and imagistie pictures,it is revealed in the current issue of“Poetry.” Dr. Edward Sapir, his col¬leagues say, knows as much aboutiambic pentameter as he knows aboutZuni prayer sticks. He is associateprofessor of anthropology.Long a traveler in desert andmountain sunlight, Dr. Sapir forgesbrisk sparkling verse, setting tomusic certain wanderings in the open,his observers affirm. But occasional¬ly he deviates into a whimsical bal¬lad or a sonnet, even ascending tolove poetry when the clamor of hisstudents stills to quiet.Of the first group are what hechooses to call “Foam-Waves,” pub¬lished recently in “Poetry.”“Throw fagots on the fire,Armfuls of knotted oak.Let the mad cinders dance(Continued on page 2)REV. EVANS WILLCONDUCT SERVICEIN MANDEL HALL With interests ranging from theintroduction of rhubarb into the coun¬try to framing a constitution for thenew union of stateg, Benjamin Frank¬lin was the first American with abroad view of his duties as a citizen,according to Prof. Marcus W. Jern.:-gan of the department of history, whogave a radio talk last night from Mit¬chell Tower through The Daily Newsstation, WMAQ.Aside from Franklin’s well knownservices as statesman and diplomat,he founded the University of Penn¬sylvania, established trust funds forlibraries and public institutes, organ¬ized debating societies, busied himselfwith fire and police protection in Phi¬ladelphia, and made a marked suc¬cess as a business man.Some of the problems with whichhe had to cope seem very modern.“He wrote essays on the cause ofsmoky chimneys and on smoke con¬suming stoves. He invented the fa¬mous Franklin stove to provide forthe more economical consumption ofcoal,” Prof. Jernegan said. Bi-focalglasses, the use of fertilizers, andlightning rods are other improve¬ments to his credit.“He is richly entitled to the honorof being acknowledged the greatestcitizen yet produced by America,” as-(Continued on page 4)Select Cast ForAnnual PlayfestHeld Feb. 5 and 6Meadville Club toHear Prof. Morse“The Architecture of Crystals”will be the subject of a lecture to begiven by Associate Prof. Jared K.Morse of the department of Physicsat a meeting of Meadville club, Sun¬day from 5 to 7 at Meadville House,5669 Woodlawn Avenue. This is thefirst of a series of talks to be givenbefore the club by members of thefaculty.Mr. Morse before joining the fac¬ulty was a professional architect. Heassisted in designing the Fourth Pres¬byterian church. All students of theUnivevrsity have been cordially in¬vited by Mrs. Mabel Whitmore, host¬ess of Meadville House, to attend themeeting. Rev. David Jones Evans of theFirst Baptist Church of Kansas City,Missouri, will be the speaker at theSunday morning services held InMandel hall this week. Dr. Evans isthe leader of the largest Bible classin the world. Under Rev. Evans’leadership the class has gone froma membership of 300 to 2,000.In a contest held in November,1923, between Dr. Evans’ class andone in Long Beach, California, acrowd of 52,321 men came to hearDr. Evans. The contest ran five Sun¬days and every conceivable space inand around .the Convention Hall inKansas City was filled to capacity.Dr. Evans beliebes that the men oftoday are interested in religiousmatters only in so far as they areconnected with experiences of every¬day life. His sermon then can be in¬terpreted in terms of practical ex¬perience and so not stress creeds andtheological doctrines. Lois Russell, Seward Covert,George Bates, and Terrible Turk, cele¬brities of the campus, will take partsin the Dramatic association’s annualSettlement benefit production, ThePlayfest, for which the tentative castswere announced last night by theboard of selections.The Playfest will be presented inMandel hall Friday and Saturdaynights, Feb. 5 and 6. The proceedsare to be dorfated to the UniversitySettlement and Day Nurseries.The three one-act plays chosen forThe Playfest are Spiced Wine, A Playof Old Peru, by Willis K. Jones; TheLetter, by Daniel Catton, andThe Cat, Another’ Gnu Play, by Ber¬nard Kelly. All are the works ofcampus playwrights.Seward Covert will appear in SpicedWine. He has taken part in manyuniversity productions, and is excep¬tionally well known among the stu-students.RENAISSANCE SOCIETYRESERVES SEATSFOR “GAS”A block of seats has been reservedby the Renaissance society for the sec¬ond public performance of “Gas" Fri¬day evening. Jan. 29, at the Goodmantheatre. Mr. Thomas Wood Stevens,the director, Mr. Marion Gering, theproducer of “Gas” and the cast willreceive the members of the organiza¬tion. Reservations may be mailed un¬til Jan. 24, but early calls will receivethe best assignments.The Renaissance society has takenfor its motto “For the cultivation ofthe arts.” The plans of the directorsfor the current year include special ex¬hibitions of paintings and other arts,student exhibitions, debates and musi¬cal presentations. SUGGEST NEWCHAPEL RULINGIN CRITICISMSWide Range of CriticismIs Result of “All forChicago” Drive“Abolish the P. C. requirement foreligibility to participate in activities.”“Should a woman be inelibigle be¬cause she is under or over weight?”“Physical culture should not be re¬quired of University students.”“Reorganize the women’s physicaleducation department so that it willbe efficient.”These are typical of the many criti¬cisms of the physical education policyof the University, written by seniorsin chapel yesterday, in answer to anappeal from the undergraduate coun¬cil for suggestions.Three Major ObjectionsPerhaps next to the physical cul¬ture regulations, the new system of“simplified” grading instituted lastquarter, and the contemplated raise intuition were allotted the greatestshare of the seniors’ protest. Manyseniors contended that the abolition ofminus grades works an injustice ineither raising or lowering the markthe student might have received un¬der the old system. On the other handvthere were those who advocated theabolition of grades entirely, contend¬ing that a system of “conferences”should be established, and studentsmerely passed or failed.One student had no suggestion tooffer. He wrote, “Newly arrived fromGermany; therefore no criticism.”Approximately 90 per cent of theseniors wrote replies on the sheets ofpaper given them for the purpose,which bore across the top the legend,“All for Chicago,” Charles Anderson,president of the Undergraduate coun¬cil, states.Thirty-Six SuggestionsMore personal relations should pre¬vail among the students and betweenthe students and faculty, in the opin¬ion of many of the seniors. One wrote,“Professors shoul abandon their classroom attitudes whenNtningling withstudents eleswhere.”Among the many suggestions of¬fered the following might be listed asoutstanding:Abolish compulsory chapel.Permit women to form soror¬ities.Publish a student and facultydirectory.Provide more residence hall forwomen.Establish uniform rules for thelibraries, provide more of re¬quired books and permit earlierovernight withdrawals.Inaugurate football relationswith Michigan and Notre Dame.Establish a school of music andan engineering college.Flay Tuition RaiseThe tuition issue is apparently themost lively on the campus at presentif the expressions of seniors, who will(Continued on page 2)MAROON MAN HUNTBALLOTHONESTLY, I think*it so cute. My reasons, simply, arebecause heand canPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 22, 1926(Hip latlg iflarmmFOUNDED IN 1801THE OFFICIAL 8TTDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OP CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn.Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates:•9-00 per year; by mail, 11.00 per year extra. Single copies, fire cents each.filtered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postcfflce. Chicago, Illinois, March 13,1806. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materia)appearing In this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 5522. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion In Its columns on nilsubjects of student interest. Contributors must sign their fall names to communica¬tions, but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bremberg- Women’s EditorDeemer Lee News EditorReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News Editor• inrr.t 1.. Shlaes Sports EditorL*^> Stone Wfiistle EditorMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Women’s EditorRutb Daniels .. Assistant Women’s EditorAlfa Cundy Social EditorMary Winner Hughes Feature Writer: <•«>» Gallnsky Day EditorGeorge .Tones ...... Day EditorGeorge Koehn Day Editor11 Wldilifleld Day EditorWilliam Smith Day Editor*Hee Kinsman Sophomore EditorRnsolJe Moss Sophomore Editor BUSINE88 DEPARTMENTSidney Bioomenthal, Circulation DirectorEthan Granqulst Office DirectorLdand Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Locnl Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerJack Plucus Classified ManagerDudley Emerson AuditorEldred Neubauer Downtown Copy ManagerCharles Harris Advertising AssistantFrederick H. KretschmerLocal Copy ManagerJerome Debs Office ManagerTHE SECOND POSTThe Daily Maroon,The University of Chicago,Chicago, III.Gentlemen:In yesterday’s issue of the Daily Maroon I read that you Are“searching the Quadrangles’’ to find among the undergraduates whois the “Campus Apollo’’ in order to determine what the elementsof masculine beauty. It is a fine idea if properly carried out. AndI believe it will rouse an interest in the students toward the promo¬tion and preservation of that noble and most perfect creation, thehuman body: and consequently a cleaner life.But according to the method the selection is to be made, it is not“lEe “Apollo” you are looking for, not the elements of manly beauty,but the very shiek in name and in substance and it seems to me thewhole affair is somehow a joke. In order that the outcome be fairand worthy of your trouble, let those who care to make the selec¬tion have some knowledge of masculine beauty, and they shouldtrust neither to the opinion of ethers alone nor on one’s external ap¬pearance but what really is inside the shell, what is in mind andbody. That only is solid beauty, that is masculine perfection 1 be¬lieve and that I am sure is what the Apollo represents.By this method not the shiek of the street but carion (sic) of theswimming tank will be your choice but who most deserves the honor,that manly type who if cold penury has wrapped wtih rags you willnot easily recognize in the street.Very sincerely yours,George Wilson.HERE is a man with sense, a man with judgment. The DailyMaroon agrees with Mr. Wilson. So, we believe, do most ofour readers, anjd nearly all of our voters. They have, as Mr. Wilsonsuggests, some knowledge of masculine beauty, and they trustneither to the opinion of others alone nor one one s external appear¬ance but what really is inside the shell, what is in mind and body.We, our readers, and our voters alike agree with Mr. Wilson whenhe says, “that only a solid beauty." Indeed, we can show Wilsonno more convincing argument than this: Let him observe the twomen who now lead the race. Are they shieks of the street ? Dothey (one in particular) make a poor showing in the swimmingtank? Do they not rather exemplify Wilson’s ideal of ‘‘that manlytype who if cold penury has wrapped with rags you will not easilyrecognize in the street?"We are happy to second Wilson’s enlightened views. We hopehe seconds ours.THE SENIORS LOOK US OVERWHAT students think of their alma mater, and how they diagnoseits ailments, appears in the questionaires filled out in chapel yes¬terday. It is a diagnosis that will facilitate a cure. If you are asenior, and haven’t submitted your complaint, there is still time.Some of the criticisms are half-baked or superficial; but the restcontain much worthwhile thought. Perhaps these seniors take theirUniversity a great deal more seriously than their critics believe.Every sincere, thoughtful complaint will do some good. We cancompare notes with our neighbors, who have suffered the same dif¬ficulties. We shall have before us a cross section of the seniors’ viewson their University. Whether or not the undergraduate council suc¬ceeds in correcting the evils thus reported, we shall have new ideason what those evils are.Air your grievances, seniors. Don’t grumble to yourself and tellyour friends, with a knowing look, that the University could standa lot of improvement. Analyze the problem; and fill out a ques-tionaire. # i-i' SUGGEST NEW CHAPELRULINGS IN CRITICISMS(Continued from page 1)be the least affected by the increase,may be accepted as criteria.“Why more tuition?” one wrote,“The dollar buys as much for theUniversity as it does for the student.”And from another: “The raise intuition will mean that many studentswho must work their way throughcollege wall be unable to continue.”“Put tuition back to $75,” one seniorwrites, “Because the university willotherwise become a school for thechildren of the rich instead of aschool where the most intelligent ofall closses may have the advantagesof education.”“More Liberty to Grads”The exclusion of graduate studentsfrom undergraduate classes was bothadvocated and attacked. One seniorcontended that it is a form of “unfaircompetition,” while another assertedit is a good influence for the under¬graduates to come in contact withthose who have degrees.Some of the following suggestionsmay or may not have been offered insincerity and seriousness:Permit the girls to have catsand dogs in the dormitories.Better beans in the Commons.Reduce McGinnis.Relieve the congestion in frontof Cobb hall.A wide vareity of obviously serioussuggestions, which were not made bya large number of seniors, include thefololwing:Separate the office of athleticdirector from the position of foot¬ball coach; it is too much for oneman.Have smaller classes.The Blackfriars should makean annual tour.Too much reference reading isrequired by instructors, impair¬ing students’ eyesight.Establish the semester plan.Place polo on a par with othersports.Maintain order in the chapelmeetings.Enforce silence rules in libra¬ries.The suggestions will all be siftedby the Undergraduate council, andreferred to committees for due con¬sideration, and where it appears ad¬visable recommendations will be madeto the proper authorities on the vari-oue questions with which the seniorshave dealt.Due to the recent change in per¬sonnel in the circulation department, in which F. H. Kretschmerwas made Circulation Manager,there may be a few cases at firstin which a subscriber is not re¬ceiving his Maroon regularly. Itwill be appreciated if any non¬delivery is reported, so that thedelivery service can be perfectedas soon as possible.LEARN TO DANCE NOW.TERESA DOLAN DANCINGSCHOOL12*8 E. 63rd jft. Nr. WoodUwnClasses every eve. st 8. Beginners Mon.and Thurs. Private lessons any time.Tel. Hrde Park 3080 REVEAL POET — PROFSWORK(Continued from page 1)In the revolving smoke.”And:‘Come, sweet, come aboard!The hill cedars standAnd rush in the sea,The yellow sunRocks on the sea.* * *Come, sweet, come ashore!The birds are strungOn the back of the sea,The willows hangOver the sea.”Turning to another theme, Dr. Sapirwrites:“Grieve not too grievously—youreyesAre not for tears alone.But somewhat for the later skiesWhen the winter’s long outgrown.”In pursuit of this vocation, Sa¬pir prepares learned articles for sci¬entific periodicals dealing with arch¬eological and anthropological sub¬jects. He has compared, for example,the structures of two phonetic lan¬guages that have no written alpha¬bets. He is at work on an exhaustivestudy to show the relation of a groupof American Indian languages to theprimitive Inda-Chines, offering defin¬ite proof that the Indo-Chinese andthese Indians must have a commonorigin.57(h and Woodlawn AvenueVONi OGL :K VOGT. Mumt*SUNDAY, JANUARY 2411 A. M. “All Sorts andConditions of Men.”Choral Introit at 11 A. M.Students WelcomeSunshiny Warmthfor Crisp MorningsYou ran carry warmth and comfort toanyepot in your home viih this portableElectric HeaterOnly Small Payment DownPhone Orders to Randolph 128072 West Adams Street GRADE UPSETS PRODUCEGREEK INELIGIBILITIES(Continued from page 1)ma Alpha Epsilon, 2.815; Zeta BetaTau, 2.766; Phi Delta Theta, 2.763;Phi Kappa Sigma, 2.754; Delta SigmaPhi, 2.697; Phi Kappa Psi, 2.681; BetaTheta Pi, 2.625; Alpha Tau Omega,2.622; Chi Psi, 2.543; Tau Sigma Omi-eron, 2.527; Lambda Chi Alpha, 2.525;Phi Sigma Delta, 2.445; Phi Pi Phi,2.448; Delta Upsilon, 2.415; AlphaDelta Phi, 2.39; Kappa Sigma, 2.354;Sigma Chi, 2.33; Delta Chi, 2.317;Alpha Epsilon Pi, 2.266; Kappa Nu,2.246; Phi Gamma Delta, 2.234; DeltaTau Delta, 2.221; Sigma Nu, 2.195;Tau Kappa Epsilon, 2.146; DeltaKappa Epsilon, 2.13; Phi Beta Delta. 2.128; Acacia, 2.014; Psi Upsilon,1.954; Alpha Sigma Phi, 1.938; KappaAlpha Psi, 1.833.Making Progress In SchoolCalls for a sturdy well nourished body. Students need thefull advantage of a quart a day of Borden’s Selected Milk.It is the most in pure food for the least money.BORDEN'SFarm Products Co. of Ill. Franklin 3110All the Clothing sold by usis manufactured by us.103 years’ experienceCollegiate SpecialsFrom our semi-annual after inventoryclearanceMEN’S SUITSWith extra trousers or knickers$29.50 and $39.50Saving you at least $25Broadcloth ShirtsFine quality English broadcloth—collar attachedor neckband style—tan, blue or whiteSatRegularly worth $4Handmade NeckwearImported silks—full length, full width—scientifically constructedWell worth $2Two Convenient StoresPersonal Management—EDWIN E. PARRY, *06Wally Marks, University of Chicago Representative12 W. Washington Street Chicago, Ill.526 Davis Street EvanstonTwenty-four stores — Twenty-two citiesTake bar around in aSaunders System Car. Two’scompany—drive it yourself.Costs from % to 'A as muchas taxi. Use it as your ownas long as you like. Rent anew Sedan, Coach, Coupe orTouring car any time.SAUNDERS SYSTEM1211 E. 63rd Street SENIORSAll Seniors, Fraternity menand Club Women must havetheir pictures taken beforeMonday, Jan. 25 at5 South Wabash Avenue.r•4* ! i<** «*t» 't1 1*fvf u* V>•l‘■* “Stagg Fears Pur¬due” it the annual jokeof Big Ten Football. The Daily [ SPORTS MaroonFriday Morning ! January 22, 1925 After Spradling—looks like Norgren hasmore to fear thanStagg!ILLINI NEXT ON MAROON CAGE SCHEDULEHeavy Attendance Features Basket GamesPHI GAM, SIGMANil, PHI PS! ANDPHI SIC TRIUMPHPhi Beta Delta and T. S.O. Also Win inFast GamesHeavy attendance on the sidelinesat the Intramural Court Games lastevening: was well served by some un¬usually exciting: frames and cleverplaying. The leafrue play is drawingto a close now and the games arebecoming more important and bet¬ter played. Two officials were usedfor several of the more importantcontests.Phi Gam ForcedPhi Gamma Delta was forced tothe limit in defeating Delta KappaEpsilon 19-16 in one of the bestgames of the year. Both teams wentinto the fray with unbeaten recordsand equal chances to win their leaguetitle. The Dekes. lad by Webster,took the lead and held a 5 to 0 ad¬vantage when the Phi Gams got goingin time to get ahead at half time10 to 8. Bob Grant, with five buckets,helped the victors to retain the leadthroughout the second half.Lambda Chi OutweighedPhi Kappa Psi downed a greatlyout weighed I>amba Chi Alpha teamby the score of 22 to 5. The looser?put up a fighting game, but foundthe height of their opponents toogreat an obstacle. “Woo” Laverty,Phi Psi captain, was high scorer with1 4 points.P«i U Up«etPhi Sigma Delta upset the Psi Up-silon quintet 25 to 16 and kept theirundefeated record. Pries? and Zollatied for high honors and four basketsapiece and exhibited some classyteam work with Caplow, the otiierPhi Sig forward. Lott and Freemanplayed <well for the looser?.Close GameProbably the closest game of theevening was the Phi Beta Delta-TauDelta Phi contest, which resulted inan 11 to 8 last minute victory forthe Phi Betes. Almost the whole line¬up of the winning five broke into thescoring column. Perlstein leading withthree points, while only one basketwas registered by the Tau Delts.Dattlebaum getting it.High Point MakerCohen, stellar forward on the TauSig five, took the high point honorsfor the evening in contributing 16points to the 23 to 9 victory whichhis team registered over the DeltaChi outfit. Perkins, at guard alsoplayed well for the winners, whileO’Malley and. Eller were the Deltabest for the losers. Last Night’s BasketTilts at a Glance“A” LeaguePhi Gamma Delta defeated Del¬ta Kappa Epsilon 19 to 16.Phi Sigma Delta defeated PsiUpsilon 25 to 16.Pi Lambda Phi forfeited to Del-:a Tau Delta.Sigma Nu defeated Delta Up¬silon 10 to 9.Phi Kappa Psi defeated LambdaChi Alpha 22 to 5.Tau Sigma Omicron defeatedDelta Chi 23 to 9.Phi Beta Delta defeated TauDelta Phi 11 to 8.“B” LeagueAlpha Delta Phi defeated KappaSigma 17 to 12.Delta Tau Delta defeated PhiKappa Psi 27 to 2.Lambda Chi Alpha forfeited toAlpha Sigma Phi.Tau Sigma Omicron defeatedDelta Upsilon 24 to 6.Sigma Nu defeated Phi KappaPsi 16 to 5. TANKMEN TRAVETO MICHIGAN FORMEET SATURDAYFORMER LEADERSTO RUN IN MEETIllini Begin SpringFootball PracticeUrbana, HI., Jan. 21.—Althoughthe basket season is hardly begun,Illinois has issued a call for springfootball practice to begin Feb. 8. Inthe absence of Coach Zuppke, who isnow in California, Milt Olander willtake charge of the squad.The loss of “Red" Grange lias beenan added incentive to the coaches todisprove the oft uttered statementthat Illinois has been a one man teamfor the past three years. An imposing array of former cap¬tains and record holders will take Bart¬lett floor tonight in the anual friendlymeet between the alumni, varsity andfretniman track forces. The meet whichis carded for 7:30 will be preceded bya dinner in the Hutchinson Commonsfor the grads and varsity team mem¬bers.Many Former Stars to CompeteAmong the former greats who willperform are the names of MacFarlane,K rough, Bottrke, Bricknian, Kassel.Menaul, Ward, Stout, Higgins, Russell,Graham. Fisher, and Harris. All ofthese men have made University rec¬ords. They will he reinforced byothers so that the alumni ranks willnumber about 25. Against them TomF.ck will use a squad of some 60 var¬sity tracksters while Lonnie Stagg ex¬pects to employ about 30 yearlings tomake glory for the first year class.Meet Should Be InterestingThe meet should develop into aninteresting one for although there isno question about the ability of th?grads there is some doubt about theircondition. In this the regular track¬men will have ;t decided advantage. Itwill afford varsity an excellent chancefor preparation for the coming dualmeet with the Hoosiers. All of theregulars will. face stiff competion asthe alumni have their entries well pro¬portioned among the various events.All the regular indoor season events.vill he included in this meet. Theyare the 50 and 440 yard dashes, the 50yard high and low hurdles, the mileand half-mile, the shot put, pole vault,high jump and relay. Wolverine Squad ReputedTo Be One ofStrongestCoach MacGillivray will head histeam toward Ann Arbor for the sec¬ond dual meet of the season Satur¬day night. Captain Noyes’ swimmerswill have a hard time when they meetthe powerful Michigan splashers whoare reputed to have one of the strong¬est teams entered in the Big TenConference race. The water poloteameaptain by Potrolowitz willhave things more their own way thanwill the swim crew, but a close scoreis expected.Show Real FormThe Chicago swimmers showedchampionship calibre last week in de¬feating the Indiana water men andthere is an even break in the chanceof their repeating their initial per¬formance.Captain Noyes has an excellentchance of capturing the crawl sprintsand Harry Rittenhouse is being de¬pended upon for touching second inthe same.Mydal and Diamond will have ahard fight against Morrie Shore inthe breastroke bur after reviewingthe times made by the Chicago menin the last meet MacGillivray is plac¬ing a great deal of confidence in hisprotegees to come through in onetwo order.The relay teams have been hitting Forecasting Big TenCage Results Hard?The Daily Maroon undertakesone of the most difficult tasks thatconfronts sports writers when itforecasts basketball results. Foot¬ball is bad enough but doping bas¬ketball is worse than figuring outwomen. But here goes.Two brilliant offensive teamsmeet when Purdue meets Indiana,and its anybody’s game. Ohio ap¬pears to have the edge over theHawkeyes, while the Badgers haveit over Northwestern, according tothe dope.Tomorrow night’s forecasts are:Chicago 18, Illinois 15.Purdue 39, Indiana 32.Ohio State 28, Iowa 22.Wisconsin 30, Northwestern 25.CHI PS! BOWLERSDEFEAT PHI GAMMaple flew and Mineralite hallscrashed yesterday in the Reynoldsclub when the first of the inter-Greekhowling matches \v*re rolled. The ChiPsi’s downed the Phi Gams in twoconsecutive games by tlie small total of33 pin$- Although no high scores wereannexed the howling was all of asteady character.McMarten had the high score forthe game with a total of 145 and alsothe high score for the two games with205. Tomorrow afternoon Sigma Chiwill take on Sigma \u in a matchwhich was postponed from today whilethe Dekes will attempt to down thePsi U’s.W. A. A. SPONSORSSKATING PARTY FORUNIVERSITY WOMENOne of the regular Friday skatingparties for University women will boheld today at 3:30 under the auspicesof W. A. A. All those desiring to go Iwill meet in the foyer of Ida Noyes jhall; they will skate for an hour and |then return to Ida Noyes and get jsomething hot to eat at the W. A. A.open house.“This is a fine opportunity to win jpoints,” says I'.linor Wilkins, who >sin charge of the affair, “and we hopethat a large number of women willavail them.”Three interdormitory practice bas¬ketball games were held Wednesdaynight at Ida Noyes. The teams are a fast pace for the last two weeksand are expected to defeat the Wol¬verine upholders.Tough Fight ExpectedThe backstroke event will be de¬fended by Jelinek, Hammel andKaatz and they will have to do theiroutmost to cope with the strengttiof their op> onents, while JerryGreenburg and C. Lane will have noeasier time in the four forty.Fel^hger and Wilder are in fineshape and have been pointing forthe oncoming meet. All in all thechances are equally divided for a vic¬tory and a very close contest is ex¬pected.■ —- — I ■—att --?---- -Due to the recent change in per¬sonnel iu the circulation depart¬ment, in which F. H. Kretschmerwas made Circulation Manager,there may be a few cases at firstin which a subscriber is rot re¬ceiving his Maroon regularly. Itwill be appreciated if any non¬delivery is reported, so that thedelivery service can be perfectedas soon as possible. The Cap and Gown has a few open- Mings for Advertising Salesmen, especi¬ally freshmen who are seeking staffpositions. Liberal commission. Re¬port at the Cap and Gown office, inLexington 1 1 any afternoon this weekafter 2:30. COWHEV’S 1Men 's Wear and BilliardsOur New Men’s Store IsNow Open !I1 S. E. Corner 55tb and Ellis i kve. 1j ""MOSER—jhe Business College with aUniversity AtmtysphemBesrinninj? on the first ofApait, July, October, and Jan¬uary, we conduct a Special,course in stenography, whichcomplete, intensive three-months course in stenoptraphywhich is open toGEANDADUATES• ONLYEnrollments for this coursemust be made before the open¬ing day—preferably some timein advance, to be sure of aplace in the class.Stenography opens the wayto independence, find is a verygreat help in any position inlife. The ability to take short¬hand notes of lectures ser¬mons, conversations, and inmany oth er situations is atreat r-cet.Bulletin on RequestNo Solicitors EmployedPaul Moser, J. D., Ph. B.,Presidentlift S. Michigan Ave.12th ffloor Phone Randolph 4347Only Hifh School Graduatesare ever enrolled at MOsERGirls, only, in the day echool(3377)' ARRIVE TOMORROW FOR CONTESTAT BARTLETT; GIVEN EDGE OVERNORGRENTTES DESPITE DEFENSE‘Pug” Daugherty Expected To Sink Many Baskets ForVisitors; Maroons Are Still Weak InFinding the HoopLINEUPChicago—SackettZimmermanAlyeaHoergerMcDonough Illinois—RFLFCRGLG MauerDaugherityMartinHainesKassell(or Reynolds)Craig- Ruby’s veteran Illini five willreceive their first taste of the nowfamous Maroon guarding, when theDownstators clash with Norgren’scagemen tomorrow night at BartlettGym. By virtue of their victory overthe hitherto unbeaten Wolverines,the Illini are given a slight edge overthe locals in what promises to be abitterly contested battle. But thenagain, if the Maroons exhibit thequality of guarding they displayedagainst Purdue in the first half, theChampaign cagers are not due to heon intimate terms with the basket.Daugherty Is Star ForwardTo be sure, Illinois has no Sprad¬ling, but it has “Pug” Daugherty, Zuppke’s crashing fullback, whoscored a mere five baskets and fivefree throws against Michigan.At the other forward is Capt.Mauer who has the knack of sinkingbaskets at the psychological momentwhen a basket means victory. Martinat center, though outplavpd by thegiant Cunningham is one of the bestcenters in the Big Ten.But after the way Sackett’s tightguarding stopped the sensationalCramer, Boilermaker star, the Ma¬roons should stop him. Haines, whosometimes jumps center, frequentlyis shifted to guard and with ChuckKassel forms a strong guarding com¬bination. The veteran Reynolds alter¬nates at guard.NOTICEFinals in the intramural wrestlingmeet will be held today at 3:30 at thewrestling quarters in the stadium. Allqualifiers must report to draw at 3:00o’clock.** •*%I V* Socieiys^ favorite musicHarrison 0105>e careful in the selection ofyour hats. Consider their styleand their quality..STETSON HATSi Styled for young menPage Foui THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 22, 1926^ I ■■■■■■■=»■■-«■!■ ' ■■■■■ '■ ■-^ jybislleMYSELF VS. MEMy life is one long battleBetween Myself and Me;I see the right, yet do the wrong-This much too frequently.I have the foolish habit,That oft brings me disgrace,Of cutting off my Roman noseTo spite my ugly face.I’m daily robbing PeterTo pay old Mister Paul—Though cosmos out of chaosIt never makes at all.And so goes on the battleBetween Myself and Me—Old Satan pulling fiercely ’gainstRespectability!—The JumblerIN addition to this Maroon Malemess, now the Phoenix has to comeout with a Wise-Crack-On-thc-Ferdcontest. If this continues, WilliamRandolph Hearst is liable to get an¬noyed and have his editor write acomplaining “Brisbaneslity” about usto John D. Rockefeller!A COMMUNICATIONDear Maw and Paw and Aunt Kate—Well, as all we girls say here, how-are the the breaks coming? Schoolquarter has started again and I surehave some swell courses—Eng. andGen. Lit. and Bib Lit. My Englishprof's a young fella who wears redties and gray shirts and so7*ta green¬ish suits and a overcoat and cap. He’salways smoking ciggarrettes beforeclass and after class and everywhere,and the other day in class he said“dam” right out loud. My Gen. Lit.prof ain’t so “hot”, as w-e girls allsay here. That is, he’s getting kindaoldish and I guess that accounts forits basically and fundamentally to acertain extent. Eh ... what? Andour Bib. Lit. prof . . . ummm . . .young, swell clothes, manicure, ties.But I guess tV at’s enough in relationto the extent and capacity of thecourses which I am persooing this“Winter quarter 1926.Around here, paw, the dollar hasbeen gettin turrible anaemic and it’sgoing to cost more next year forschool as everybody says aroundhere.Your daughter,—Polly SighP. S.—The girls want me to writeijiy name Pollye-Sighe—“Some class”eh as we girls all say here.HELL WEEK ANTHEMSprinkle, sprinkle little snow-*—How we wonder when you’ll go—All around our walks you strewGiving frosh more work to do!DR. Grabo reading to our Eng.class from “The Note-Book of Sam¬uel Butler” introduces these originalideas:“Being married or not married issimply a matter of getting spoiledone way than another.”“The Dons at Oxford and Cam¬bridge are too busy educating theyoung men to be able to teach themanything.”“Life is the art of drawing suffi¬cient conclusions from insufficientpremises.”“The evil that men do lives afterthem. Yes, and a good deal of theevil that they never did as well.”THE recent resignation of Vicepresident Tufts has aroused the curi¬osity of the interested maiden whodoesn’t remember “voting for him!”LOSTNow Harper has good pictures,And Harper’s well equipped—The chairs in Harper are quite niceBut yet I feel I’m gyped.The books there still are plentiful,And yet I feel bereft—The hell’s no more the same to me—Lest quarter's crush has left!—SisWELL, we’ve done it! And we’refrightened at the imposing prospectof it. We tried out for the Playfestto be presented Feb. 5 and 6 (adv.)and now Director O’Hara has givenus some lines to learn. It’s not sucha long part but, with comfortingthoughts of this Maroon Pulchritude(Plot, we have decided that maybeit's a case of being too beautiful for-words. POLITICAL GANG BACKSLEADER; RIOTS EXPECTED(Continued from page 1)Tudor Wilder, entering the com¬petition with 15 votes, promises tobe well up in the final count as doesGraham Kernwein who has alreadycornered 4 votes all his own. FredHandschy, hampered with but onesubscription and a careful watchwhen he is in the Maron office, isfar behind in the race with one vote. Want Ads PHI DELTA UPSILON PLEDGES MORTAR BOARD PLEDGESFOR RENT—Large airy front roomfor one or two; home atmosphere;Lenin, 5306 Ellis, Fairfax 10318.WANTED—Student to wait ontable at fraternity house; 5342 EllisAve., Fairfax 8755.JERNEGAN PRAISESFRANKLIN LOST—Near 53rd St., valuablestring of pearls; return to Lost andFound in Information office and re¬ceive reward.(Continued from page 1)serted Prof. Jernegan. For by hisown example, by written and spoken;word, and by his inventions he con-'served and added to the sum of humanknowledge, transformed human habitsby checking the tendency to waste hu¬man and natural resources, increasedthe power over matter, multiplied theconveniences of life, and so made pos¬sible the greater wealth, comfort andhappiness of his fellow man.” CHICAGO FORUMOlympic TheatreRandolph and ClarkSUNDAY 3:00 O’CLOCKJoseph Schlossberg,Sec.-Treas. Amalgamated ClothingWorkers of Americawill speak on“An Immigrant’s Americanism”Questions from AudienceDorothv J. Derbacher George A. 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BRIDGESWill speak onSOME SUPERSTITIONS OF“FREETHOUGHT”All seats free. Visitors cordially welcome.Carson PirieScott&Co$45 andup*- LESCHIN—318 Michigan Ave.—Southf CHICAGO j6 m InThe Semi-Annual Sale ofMEN’S SHOES(3Yeiy Special lues at$ Q-75 PairJust arrived—about 1,000 pair of men s smart shoes. (iood-look-ing lasts in a wide variety of leathers. All featured at this one lowSemi-Annual Sale price.Hoots and Oxfords, of smooth calfskin and grain leathers thatwill prove of serviceable quality. 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