M 2!l32tSee Sport Page for Last Night’s GameSeniorsl Wrileout your collegegrievances andhand them in to¬day at Chapel. Qfyt Batlp Jfflarooti Senior dinnertonight at Sevenin Ida Noyes hall.Vol. 25 No. 62 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, JANUARY 21, 1926 Price Five CentsHOLD MIRRORTRYOUTS FORCAST TUESDAYName Mannuscript Judges;Change Personnelof StaffTry-outs for parts in the forth¬coming production of Mirror, the all¬women’s branch of the dramatic as¬sociation, will be held Tuesday at3:30 in the theater of Ida Noyes hall.All University women are eligiblefor these try-outs, whether or notthey are members of Mirror.Announcement of the judges ofthe manuscript which will be chosenfor this production has been officiallymade. They are Dean Edith FosterFlint, Dean Elizabeth Wallace, andMrs. William Vaughn Moody. Thedecision will be announced soon, ac¬cording to Miriam Walker, publicitychairman.Make Staff ChangesChanges in the personnel of thestaff have been made as follows: AltaCundy has been appointed.to fill theposition of general manager left vacant by Zoe Mae Sutherland, who hasresigned because of ill health. Eun¬ice Hill has taken the place of AltaCundy as stage manager; FrancesKendall has been appointed assistantstage manager. Jeanette Baldwinhas been made secretary in LouiseWeitzer’s place; and Ruth Burtisshas been appointed costume manager.Committees in charge of the pro¬duction are as follows: costumes,Ruth Burtiss, chairman, KatharineRose, Marion Garber, Violet Holmes,Eleanor Peterson; box office, Ger¬trude Bromberg, chairman, HelenKing, Ruth Atwell, Martha Atwood,Roselle Moss, Emily Klein, BerniceHartman; publicity, Miriam Walker,chairman, Betty Murvai, MargaretNelson. Carol Hess, Mary Foster.Lift CommitteesThe program committee will con¬sist of Ruth Daniel, chairman, CarolHurd, Herberts Van Pelt, MadgeChild, Katharine Duprees; posters,Victoria Smith, chairman, LucileReimers, Alice Carter, Virginia Eg-(Continued on page 4)COMMITTEE TO NAMEALL NOMINEES FORY. M. C. A. ELECTIONSWith the approach of the seasonfor the annual Y. M. C. A. electionof officers, Charles Anderson, presi¬dent of the association has appointedthree men to act as a nominatingcommittee: Martin Carlson, chair¬man, Allen Miller, and Arthur Frit- !schel.These men, all of whom are mem¬bers of the senior class, are to can¬vass the field of men eligible to hold Ithe offices of the association and tomake a report to the cabinet. Thisgroup will hold its weekly meetingon Tuesday and it is expected that ;the committee will at that timepresent a list of prospective candi¬dates.“Suggestions for nominees givenby members of the association andtheir friends will be gladly accepted,”said Carlson. “This will aid us inour canvass for the most likely can¬didates.”Only members of the Y. M. C. A.,whose names are on the lists by Feb.1, will be eligible to vote at the elec¬tion. Although the date for castingballots has not been determinedupon, it was indicated that theywould be held either in February orby the first of March. All men of theundergraduate student body areeligible to hold offices, and not onlycabinet members, as has commonlybeen the opinion. Flay Maroon Contest; Charge Podunk TacticsANNOUNCE CONTESTFOR POSTERS ANDCOSTUME DESIGNSCompetition for costume de¬signs and posters for the Mirrorproduction will begin next week.The poster contest will be underthe supervision of Victoria Smith,and costumes will be in charge ofRuth Burtis.Walter Sargent, Florence Wil¬liams and Laura Van Poppeldamhave been asked to serve as judgesin the poster contest. The winningposter will be used for all officialadvertising purposes, and the oth¬er posters submitted will be distri¬buted on campus. All women whoare interested in making these pos¬ters have been asked to meet withMiss Smith today at 3:30 in Class¬ics 10.The costume contest will be of¬ficially installed at the tryoutswhich will be held Tuesday at 3:30in the theater of Ida Noyes hall.The best designs submitted willbe used for all the costumes inthe Spring production. Judges forthis contest will be announced inan early issue of The Daily Ma¬roon.SENIOR CUSSDINES TONIGHTName Jan. 27, and Mar. 3 asMeeting DatesMembers of the senior class willmeet tonight for their first socialevent of the year, at a banquet from7 to 9 in the refectory of Ida Noyeshall. President Max Mason, FrankHurburt O’Hara, director of studentactivities, Allen Miller, president ofthe class, and Charles Anderson,president of the Undergraduatecouncil, will speak. Mrs. Edith Fos¬ter Flint and Miss Elizabeth Wallacewill be hostesses for the evening.Tickets will be sold by membersof the banquet committee today inthe rear of Mandel hall immediatelyafter chapel. The committee is com¬posed of Jeanette Baldwin, John Bar¬ton, co-chairmen; Kenneth Engel,Addison Wilson, Alta Cundy, Ger¬trude Bromberg and Mary Monilaw.All persons who have been sellinghave been requested to return theirremaining tickets to Jeanette Bald¬win in Beecher hall before noon to¬day so that they may be sold atchapel.The entertainment will includenumbers by Fred Van Ammon andhis concertina, Seward Covert andDon McGinnis in a double act, anda dance by Lois Russel.GREEKS NEGLIGENTCONCERNING YEARBOOK PHOTOGRAPHSOwing to the negligence of variousfraternity men, only fifty per cent ofthe photographs for the 1926 Cap andGown have been taken, and of thesehalf the proofs have not been returned,a statement given out yesterday bvRichard Scholz, associate editor, de¬clared. <He wishes to impress upon thestudent body that they already havehad at least three months to havetheir pictures taken, and that the dead¬line for having pictures taken is Satur¬day, Jan. 23. It is imperative that allproofs be returned before Saturday,Jan, 30; otherwise the picture will beomitted from the fraternity or clubgroup. Stuffed BallotBox Is Plea InMan Hunt PollYou can now pick the most handsomeman with all the protection of a secret,written, ballot, a copy of which appearsin today’s Maroon and will continue tolie published each day.The rules for this contest are liberal.You may vote as many times as you cansteal copies of the Maroon, for ballotstuffing, political cliques, and fraud atthe polls are encouraged. Even briberyis not prohibited.Clip the ballot out and put it in theballot box at The Daily Maroon office.Today's canvassing resulted in thenomination of Ed Scott—Eleanor Ricesaid that she thought Ed Scott and LucyLatnon are the best looking couple oncampus; therefore Ed Scott, per se, isthe best looking man.Interviews with other women on thecampus resulted in more votes of WalterMarks and Walter Williamson, botlfof whom seem to be going strong in allthe wards. The dope is that a lot ofpolitical cliques are going to be formedand that the caucuses are going to fallinto the hands of the bosses.Come to the polls early for much con¬gestion is expected, though The DailyMaroon is not anticipating (nor abso¬lutely prohibiting) that violent meanswill be resorted to by the good lookingmen to secure a landslide.Proves Existenceof Universe LikeOur Own Galaxy—Proof that another univrese with jbright and dim stars and nebulae in a •heaven like our own exists out in space !inconceivably distant from the earth, to¬gether with photographs and accuratemeasurements of the mass of celestialbodies that compose it, has been pre¬sented by Dr. Edwin Hubble in a study jpublished by the University in the Astro-1physical Journal.Dr. Hubble made his observations atMt. Wilson Observatory where Michel- \son and Hale have carried on importantresearches. Measuring the distance from !the earth of the exterior galaxy, which jis similar in many ways to our own, al¬though entirely out of the earth s gal¬actic system, Dr. Hubble found that itis about 700,000 light years away fromus, or approximately 66,609,872,000,-000.000 miles. According to his com¬putations it is 4,000 light years across.Its general appearance is like that ofthe Magellanic clouds, a mass of nebulaelike the Milky Way in the skies of thesouthern hemisphere.Explaining scientifically the conclu¬sion from his observations and nteas-(Continued on page 2)MAROON MAN HUNTBALLOTI, being of age, having my sight,and knowing my oats do hereby con¬fess that my ideal handsome man isThis is the only vote I am casting(with this particular ballot).Fergatodsake, don't tell him howI voted. SEEK TO WRECKALMA MATER ISPROTESTRAISED“Kiddish,” “Dinkydinky Col¬lege Stuff,” “Cheap,”Shout Readers"Arc you trying to usurp the Hcarstpuhlicatoins as leaders in a certain typeof journalism?”"Aren’t toe perhaps, a little more ma¬ture, even a little more sophisticated?*'"We ask you, are zve a college or auniversity?. .Are ive+going to permit the7 ribune to talk about “co-eds'’ engagingin “collegiate” beauty contests, to makeus sound like Podunk college, to give usa rah-rah spirit, and to hold us up forthe justifiable criticism of those zvhohave always bcliei’ed the University ofChicago to be a grown up institution oflearning?”Questions like these, letters of protestfrom defendants of the University’sreputation, attacks upon The Daily Ma¬roon as an instrument of cheap public¬ity, have filled the mailman’s bag eversince The Daily Maroon began itssearch of the Quadrangles for a hand¬some man. Readers who scorn suchtrifling, readers who fear its effect onthe Development campaign, readers whothink it isn’t quite the sort of thing col¬lege people ought to do—all these havetaken their pens in hand.The editor of a college comic haswritten a withering tirade. An aide-de-camp to the deans of women objectsto our humiliating our athletes, our in¬tellectuals, and our campus leaders, bypointing out their physiognomies to thepublic. A leader of her class, beingasked the name of her Apollo, turned onher heel, turned up her nose, and turnedthe over-bold reporter down. “You mayNOT use my name in connection withyour contest,” she said. Even the un¬dergraduate council met and agreed (a)(Continued on, page 2)Take Your DeathNotice or Thesisto Typing OfficeBy Mary Winner HughesWant your death notice typed? Or jyour wedding invitations mimeographed? jOr merely your thesis multigraphed?Then direct your steps to the right halfof Lexington hall, otherwise the Type¬writing office. We sent our footstepsin that direction for none of these rea- isons, but simply for curiosity.“Once upon a time, long, long ago,”the lady in charge began, “the Typewrit¬ing office, under the direction of the C.& A. College, was in Cobb hall. Whenthe C. & A. moved to the new building,the Typewriting office was shuffled overhere in Lexington, and here we haveremained, and will remain, probably,until some grateful grad, endows a newbuilding for us!”“What sort of things do you type?”“Most of our work is for the C. &A. college. You see, students in the C.!& A. are charged a material fee of tetrdollars; this fee covers the cost of themineographed sheets that,we make forthem, and which they use instead oftexts.”“Do you type the examination ques¬tions over here?” we asked hopefully.“Very seldom!” the L. in C. laughed.“And when we do, we take pains to seethat the students who do the work (yfcs.we employ over twenty students in thisoffice!) are not in that particular doss!”“Baffled again!” we crir*d sorrow¬fully, heading for tW \exit. HEAR COMPLAINTSAND SUGGESTIONSOF SENIORS TODAYWhat do you think of your Uni¬versity ?Members of the senior dass willanswer this question at their chapelgathering today, and the grievancesthat have heretofore been confined tothe fraternity house will reach theears of authority through the Under¬graduate council. For the plan ofasking seniors to air their complaintsand suggestions on the Alma Materis a step in the “All for Chicago”campaign that the council has re¬cently devised.After the fourth year men andwomen have expressed their opinionsin writing, the questionnaires will becollected and placed in the hands ofthe Undergraduate council. Mem¬bers of the council will sort the crit¬icisms, and place them in the handsof twenty committees who will bringthe matters before the administra¬tion.All students who do not attendchapel may address their criticismsto the Undergraduate council, Box61, Faculty Exchange.FRESHMEN PLANTWO BANQUETSSell Tickets After ChapelIn Mandel HallGreen Cap, freshman honorarysociety, has scheduled two meetingsfor the winter quarter—the first forJanuary 27 and the second for March3. Both will be dinner meetings andwill be given in Hutchinson Com¬mons.At these meetings the work forthe rest of the year will be discussedin detail, and a program made out.Speeches on freshman activities andcampus work of all sorts will begiven.Arrange EntertainmentA program of entertainment hasbeen arranged for these two meet¬ings, members of the club participat¬ing. “This is for the purpose of stim¬ulating any special abilities any *ofthe club members may have,” saidFred Mudge, president of the organ¬ization, last night.Reservations for the dinner shouldbe made to George Poole, 5727Woodlawn Avenue, within the nextfew days. The dinners are under thegeneral supervision of the programcommittee, of which Arthur Collatis chairman. Rainey Bennett is amember of this committee, and hisnewly organized syncopators will fur¬nish the music for the meal. Thethird member of the committee willbe announced later.Paul Culloni. head of the Intra-Murals, and Prof. James Weber Linnof the English depai*tment havebeen requested to speak at the din¬ner, according to Collat.Seek Sugge*tion*In a letter sent to all the membersof the club by Mudge, a request forsuggestions for the dinner programwas made. This was made with theidea of maintaining the member’sinterest in the organization.At the second of the two meet¬ings a program for the spring quar¬ter will be made out, and committeesformed to supervise the carrying outof the program. The work of thespring quarter will end with plans forthe selection of next year’s class. ALLOT BIDS FORWINTER FORMALON WEDNESDAYSecure Special PrivilegesFor Dancers FromCountry ClubLeaders of the 1926 WashingtonProm yesterday completed arrange¬ments to hold the year’s outstandingsocial event at the South Shore coun¬try club, where the proms of severalyears past have been staged. Specialconcessions by the club have made itpossible to continue the custom, itis announced. The date, as previous¬ly announced, February 19, is satis¬factory to the club, it is stated.Tickets will be allotted Wednes¬day. The number will be limited to350, as in 1925, and the price willalso be the same as last year, $6.GO.Members of all classes may attendthe prom, but tickets will be distri¬buted under the auspices of thesenior class.Await Selection of OrchestraNo orchestra has yet been selectedfor the affair, but bids have beenreceived from some of the best dancemusic organizations in the city, andare now under consideration, theleaders state. Their choice will beannounced in an early i$sue of TheMaroon.The grand march and the midnightsupper are the big features of the ev¬ening. The march will open theprom this year, though formerly itwas held later in the evening. Theleaders announce that the marchwill proceed promptly at 10 o’clock.Plans which have been made forthese two features insure that theywill be equal to those of formerproms, according to those in chargeof the affair. The march will be ledby Paul Cullom, Lucy Lamon, Gra¬ham Kernwein and Catherine Camp¬bell, who also have charge of the ad¬vance arrangements.Provide For TransportationTaxis in sufficient number to "ac¬commodate the prom-goers will beavailable at the close if the effortsof the leaders to make the necessaryarrangements are successful. Inprevious years it has been difficultto obtain transportation for all, andthe leaders have undertaken to elim¬inate this inconvenience for the 1926prom."SALESGIRLS VENDJANUARY PHOENIXON CAMPUS TODAYEffervescing with warmth of everydescription the “Hot Number” of thePhoenix makes its appearance oncampus today.Among the leading features of theissue are details of the much-herald¬ed “college flivver” contest. Condi¬tions, regulations and prizes of thecompetition are dealt with at lengthby the editor.“The letters of Viola X”, beingthe true personal episodes of a frat¬ernity house cook, have caught theinterest of the weaker sex whose in¬terests in the Greek domiciles havebeen confined to occasional dances,when the house is on exhibition andthe boys on their best behavior.Rainey Bennett, the freshmanwhose campus work has provokedmuch favor among students and artcritics, has executed the cover for the“Hot Number.”Bill Cotant, James Root, and JaneBruenning have done their part alongthe pictorial line, while the regulareditorial contributors adorn the mag¬azine with b wide range of humorPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 21, 1926latlg iflarmnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVRR8ITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, daring the Aatnmn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates:18.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at tbe Chicago Poatofflce, Chicago, Dllnols, March IS.1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing In this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 5522. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion In Its columns on allsubjects of student interest. Contributors must sign their full names to communica¬tions. but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerSUITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women's EditorDeemer Lee News EditorReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News EditorUa<- .suiaes Sports EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorMarjorie Cooper, Aaalstant Women’s EditorRuth Daniels .. Assistant Women’s EditorAlto Cundy Social EditorMary Winner Hughes Feature Writeri,1*011 Liiiiusky Day EditorGeorge Jones Day EditorGeorge Koehn Day Editor41 Widtlifleld -.Day EditorWilliam Smith Day EditorAlice Kinsman Sophomore EditorRoselle Moss Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTSidney Bloomenihal, Circulation DirectorEthan Oranqniat Office DirectorLeland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Krelnee Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerJack Pincua Classified ManagerDudley Emerson AuditorEldred Neubauer Downtown Copy ManagerCharles Harris Advertising AssistantFrederick H. KretschmerLocal Copy ManagerJerome Debs Office ManagerT'WO protests against The Daily Maroon’s search for a hand-some man are printed below:To the Honorable Editor of theMaroon:We have been watching theMaroon with interest. We havebeen reading the editorials faith-fully and even appreciatively.We have decided to co-operateand buy a class toeque. And justwhen we are beginning to feelproud of our paper and its spiritwe find this staring at us: “Ques¬tion Campus Authorities AboutMale Pulchritude.”We ask you, are we a collegeor a university? Are we going topermit the Tribune to talk aboutChicago co-eds engaging in col¬legiate beauty contests, to makeus sound like Podunk college, togive us a rah-rah spirit, and tohold us up for the justifiable criti¬cism of thosi who have alwaysbelieved the University of Chi¬cago to be a grown up institutionof learning?And what about the men themselves? Do the athlete, the in¬tellectual, and the class leaderenjoy having the details of theirphysiognomy pointed out to thepublic? Do they derive any sat¬isfaction from such publicity?Does it not rather humiliatethem?And the women? Do theywant their personal views adver¬tised and do they wish to beclassed as co-eds? Wby notquote some of the finer and moreworth-while statements our‘‘prominent campus women ’make?I sincerely hope that a suffi¬cient number of Maroon support-ters will protest against thesearch for a campus Apollo andthat something more in keepingwith the spirit of our Universitywill be substituted.With best wishes for successin maintaining the hitherto highstandards of the paper,—MONA VOLKERT To The Editor,The Daily Maroon.Dear Mister:What is your estimable publicationtrying to do, wreck the Dear OldInstitution?Or are you trying to usurp theHearst Publications as leaders in acertain type of journalism?Or are you merely offering theircampus correspon dents a new fieldfor endeavour?Or are you badly in need of some¬thing which will fill space?In any case, whatever your motivemay be, I hardly think your latestattempt is commendable unless youoffer a Five Passenger EnclosedDrive Jewett Sedan, a Home in Hol¬lywood, Florida, a complete ward¬robe from the best Gent’s Clothiers,and a year’s contract with the Goldand Feingold Motion Picture Com¬pany to the winner of your newMale Beauty Contest.On the other hand, you may be of¬fering something very fine: perhapsyou are about to develop somethingnew in the wav of Rushing Lines.In years hence, perhaps it will bepossible for Fraternity men to in¬form the innocent freshmen thatthe Handsomest Man on Campus isan honored member of their organ¬ization.When I was a Freshman in thisUniversity of Chicago, the Editor ofthe humor section of the Cap andGown was facetiously consideringsuch a Contest. It might have beengreat material for the humor sectionof any publication. But he hesitated,because the downtown papers got thed,ope, and photographs of the pro¬posed winners of the contest. Andwe realised at that time that suchpublicity is rather cheap, not onlyfor the individual, but for any col¬lege publication.Perhaps such things are done atsome DinkyDinky College, whereCollege Spirit, as they call it, is thereally prized thing. Aren’t we per¬haps, a little more mature, even alittle more sophisticated?Yours in Publication,—FRED HANDSCHYWE are sorry that these readers, and perhaps others, overlookthe real value of our Adonis-hunt. It is our own fault, wesuppose, for having failed to paint that value in bright enoughcolors.(1) The morale will be heightened. If good-looking men at¬tend the University, by ?11 means let us find them, contemplatethem, be inspired by them.(2) Aesthetic values will be improved. First of all, perhaps weran learn what makes a good-looking man.' SEEK TO WRECKALMA MATER ISPROTEST RAISED(Continued .. om page 1)that something ought to be done aboutit, (b) that somebody ought to put astop to it, and (c) that there ought tobe a law against it.The historic beauty contest of 1923has been cited, as a warning to the pro¬moters of this project. “We realized atthat time,” writes the angry comiceditor, “that such publicity is rathercheap, not only for the individual, butfor any college publication.”“And the women?”—here is anotherwarning The Daily Maroon has received“Do they want their personal views ad¬vertised?” asks one writer. “Do theywish to be classed as co-eds?” Univer¬sity women, in the belief of this corre¬spondent, sothetimes have thoughts moreworthy of print, than the criticism oftheir Qiarleston companions. “Whynot,” the letter continues, “why notquote some of the finer and more worth¬while statements our ‘prominent campuswomen’ make?”The editor of the comic, appropriatelyenough, has enlisted sarcasm to aid himin his attack. “In any case.” he saysafter working up to a climax, “in anycase, whatever your motive may be, Ihardly think your latest attempt is com¬mendable unless you offer a Five Pas¬senger Enclosed Drive Jewett Sedan, aHome in Hollywood, Florida, a com¬plete wardrobe from the best Gent’sClothiers, and a year’s contract with theGold and Geingold Motion Picture Com¬pany to the winner of your new MaleBeauty Contest.”More readers will probably rise tocomplain as the man hunt continues.At least, one critic hopes so. “I sin¬cerely hope,” to quote once more, “thata sufficient number of Maroon support¬ers will protest against the search fora campus Apollo and that somethingmore in keeping with the spirit of ourUniversity will be substituted.”(Full and exact texts of the lettersquoted above and names of the writ¬ers will be found in the editorialcolumn.)HOLD MIRROR TRY-OUTS FOR CAST TUES.(Continued from page 1)urements. Dr. Hubble states: “The pres¬ent investigation identifies N. G. C. 6822(the numerical classification of the gal¬axy) as an isolated system of stars andnebulae of the same type as the Ma¬gellanic Clouds, although somewhatsmaller and much more distant. A con¬sistent structure is thus reared on thefoundation of the Cepheid criterion, inwhich the dimensions, luminosities anddensities, both of the system as a wholeand of its separate numbers, are of or¬ders of magnitude which are thoroughlyfamiliar. The distance is the onlyquantity of a new order.“The principle of the uniformity ofnature seems to rule undisturbed in thisremote region of space. The principleof the fundamental assumption in allextrapolations beyond the limits ofknown and observable data, and specula¬tions which follow its guide are legiti¬mate until they become self-contradic¬tory.PRIVATE DANCING LESSONSIn a course of four lessons one canacquire the steps of the Waltz. One-Sten and Fov-frof W)LUCIA HENDERSHOT1367 E. 57th St. Hyde Park 2314Permanent Waving, Shampooing,MarcellingTHE JONES SHOPPE1373 East 55th StreetOpen Tuesday, Thursday, Friday,and Saturday EveningsPhone Hyde Park 6941** ★<DBK Official CollegeFRATERNITYcJewelryBadfes-Pinfs-Novettit sWARREN PIPER &CO3) N. STATE ST.J. H. FINNEGANDRUGGISTWoodlawn Ave. at 55th St.CIGARS. CIGARETTES andCANDYSTATIONARY AND FOUN-TAIN PENSPhone Midway 0708Ask for Goldenrod Ice Cream What's On TodayThe Y. M. C. A. welcomes all menof the University to attend an openhouse this afternoon between 4 and 6.Musical numbers have been arrangedfor. Refreshments will be served. LEARN TO DANCE NOW.TERESA DOLAN DANCINGSCHOOL1ZU8 E. 63rd ,^t. Nr. WoodlawnClashes e\ery eve. at ». Beginners Mon.and Thurs. Private lessons any time.Tel. Hyde Park 3080 THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarett s Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St.Members of Le Cercle Francaiswill be entertained by a musical pro¬gram at the regular meeting of theclub which will be held today at 4:30at 5810 Woodlawn avenue.Mr. W. H. Abbit will speak at ameeting of the Physics club at 4:30in Ryerson 32. The subject of hislecture is “Measurements of Dielec¬tric Constants.”“Reports of the New York Conven¬tion of the American SociologicalSociety” will be the subject of dis¬cussion at the meeting of the Sociol¬ogy club at 8 in Classics 10.Professor Jernegan will deliver aradio lecture tonight at 9 from Mitch¬ell Tower through Station WMAQ.“Benjamin Franklin: Philanthropistand Citizen” is the subject of his talk.St. iMark’s Society will hold theirannual banquet tomorrow in IdaNoyes hall. Rev. D. A. Fleming ofthe Church of the Ascension will ad¬dress the members after the dinner.The Publicity committee of theStudent Friendship drive will meettoday at 3:30 in Classics 10. Allmembers have been requested to bepresent. Keeps the facelike velvetW. A. A. will hold an open housemeeting today at 3:30 in the Correc¬tive gymnasium of Ida Noyes hall.The topic of discussion will be theW. A. A. lodge.The first meeting of the newlyformed Y. W. C. A. committee oncitizenship will be held tomorrow atnoon. All women interested havebeen invited to meet with MargaretRoberts in the Y. W. C. A. office inIda Noyes hall at that time. WIND and weather can’t hurt the skinprotected by Williams Aqua Velva,the new, scientific after-shaving prepara¬tion. Aqua Velva keeps the face all dayjust as supple and soft as it is at the endof your shave with Williams ShavingCream. Big 5-oz. bottle 50c; at all dealers*.FOR BETTER SHAVING-WILLIAMSAnd pirate stories are read, too—&Jan. 12 Going to suggest to our editors that we add adven¬ture stories to our list * * * * Already have oneauthor lined up in my mind * * * * H. G. W.Woodhead could give us a shocker * * * * He hasjust escaped from the clutches of a band of Chi¬nese pirates who boarded the vessel on which hewas returning to China after giving a series of lec¬tures at our University * * * * When he was herehe told us that China was not all that it might be* * * * His views of conditions there, which wehave just published in “Occidental Interpretationsof the Far Eastern Problem,” seem pessimistic,but apparently they are not too much 8o * * * *While we are waiting for this story that Mr. Wood-head might write, we will devote our time to sell¬ing a number of other good books that are alreadypublished * * * * “The Panchatantra” is the mostpopular of these just now * * * * The third largeprinting of these Kashmir classics is just aboutexhausted * * * * Edgar J. Goodspeed’s essays,“Things Seen and Heard,” is in its second impres¬sion, and Park and Burgess’ “The City” andCharles W. Gilkey’s “Jesus and Our Generation”are not far behind * * * *“They’re warning me in the editorial office thatthere are 37 new books just as good as these com-ir.g along in 1926, so it looks like a busy and pros¬perous new year for our Press * * * */■ .U hat the advertising manager of theUniversity of Chicago Press mighthave written in his diary if he had onevm ■aiSSeveral ineligibleMaroon cagemen starfor 1-M teams. The Daily iSPORTSThursday Morning MaroonJanuary 21,1926 Maybe they stay in¬eligible to win cups fortheir houses!PURDUE STAGES COMEBACK; WINS 24-17Wrestling Prelims Unearth New MaterialBEGIN BOWLINGTOURNEY; THIRTYTEAMS ENTEREDPlay Two Matches; SigmaNu Meets Sig Chis inFirst TiltFour of the thirty teams enteredin this year's Intramural BowlingTourney will roll into action this af¬ternoon when Sigma Nu meets SigmaChi and the Phi Gams take on theChi Psis in the opening games of theseason. Reservations have been madewith the Reynolds club for the useof their alleys again this year andtheir cooperation, which helped to.make this sport so successful lastwinter, has again been offered to theIntramural Department.Grouped Into LeagueAccording to Carl Erickson, Intra¬mural manager, the several teams tobe grouped into leagues, after thesystem of play used last season.These leagues are to be announcedtomorrow, and will consist of fourfraternity and one independentgroupings of six teams each.Another handsome array of awardshas been provided by the departmentfor this event. Loving cups galoreare offered to the best teams asprizes to the winner of each league,to the champion of the University,and to the runner-up in the finals.Several medalletes, gold, silver, andbronze, are to be presented to thefive high point men for the season,based on individual showings, and tothe members of both the champion¬ship team and the runners-up.Chance To V/in HonorsBesides all these inducements forthe contesting organizations to turnout winning teams is the chance theyhave to win Big Ten honors. Bymaking arrangements with the In¬tramural Department at Ohio Stateuniversity all the local teams areautomatically made contestants inthe Annual Telegraphic Meet to de¬cide the championship IntramuralBowling teams of the Western Con¬ference. Three ten-frame games arerequired from each team and thescores are telegraphed to the OhioState official who compare the resultsand decide the winners. A huge cupis presented to the championship or¬ganization and this trophy should becherished by the-winners as one ofof intramural competition.Crisler’s YearlingsFast in ScrimmageFritz Crislcr's yearling cagers have*en showing a more thorough under-anding of the fundamentals of basket-til during the past week than they havenee the start of practice. Fourteen;ld goals were courted for Gist, thenky frosh tip off man, when the regu-rs scrimmaged the reserves.Bob Kaplan and Cooper also havetown uncanny eyes for the basket. Thelards, Marshall and Williams, are twog fellows who rarely let a man breakrough and the reserves failed to scorebasket on these guards in tbout twentyinutes of play.The second squad lacks the polish ofich stars as Gist and Kaplan who haveany years of high school experience:hind them. Sonny Goodman, Mc-wen, McCarthy, McGregor, and Fell-limer are pressing the regulars closely.Not until next week, when Fritz pitss freshmen against the tight guard-g of the varsity will he be able to ob-in an idea of the real strength of thest year men. Here Are FraternityGames For TonightThe Intramural cage schedulefor tonight is as follows:North Court7:15—A. T. O. vs. Beta ThetaPi.8:00—D. K. E.vs. Phi GammaDelta.8:45—Phi Psi vs. Delta TauDelta.9:30—Psi U vs. Phi SigmaDelta.South Court7:15—Sigma Nu vs. Phi Kap¬pa Sigma.8:00—Kappa Sig vs. AlphaDelts.8:45—A. T. O. vs. Beta ThetaPi.9:30—Pi Lambda Phi vs. DeltaTaus.10:15—Sigma Nu vs. Delta Up-silon.Center Court7:15—Delta U vs. Tau Sigs.8:00—Phi Psi vs. Lambda ChiAlpha.8:45—Delta Chi vs. Tau Sigs.9:30—T. K. E. vs. Tau DeltaPhi.10:15—Alph Sigs vs. LambdaChis.WHAT of IT?Wseoape mohoenster^Last Saturday night Prof. FrankHurburt O’Hara and I found our¬selves in company bound for theBartlett swimming pool, where aqua¬tic sports of various kinds were thedisorder of the day. We arrived rath¬er late—no earlier, in fact, than justbefore the water polo game. Theathletes were disporting in the tankas we entered, warming up or wet¬ting up or whatever it is you do ifyou’re a water polo player.Prof. O’Hara’s knowledge ofsports, he said, was inclined to belimited, even though he had deliv¬ered a speech at a football pep ses¬sion in his day, so he applied to mefor light on the great game of waterpolo. I was, however, in somewhatthe same predicament as Prof.O’Hara, for this was the first timeI had ever been present at an ex¬hibition of the noble game. Assum¬ing a knowing look, however, I gaveMr. O’Hara to understand that, evenas a little child, I had been consid¬ered an authority on the spert.“Water polo,” said I, “has sup¬planted water basketball in the BigTen this season, and it is much morerefined and gentle. In the good olddays, you understand, water basket¬ball was anything but a gentleman’sgame. “Personal contact” was allow¬ed, and that meant ANYTHING. Areminiscent look came into my eyesas I went on, “Well do I rememberwhen we had our championship teamin 1923 around here. Many’s thetime one of our Maroons would gointo a clinch with a guy over theball. Usually it would end up byboth of them going under water,locked in one of them death-grips.Well, after a while the ball wouldcome up, all right, but frequently.”and here I sank my voice to a faint,husky whisper, “they’d have todredge bottom for the MEN.” Mr.O’Hara. T thought, looked uneasilyabout him.“Now. however.” T resumed. “flv«is no more. Water nolo h«s t-enlaco'*this old battle of t.h® e-’arts no/1things are nuite nenrefnl on* tW«on *'•><»» o S. ROUSE GIVENCLOSE DECISIONOVER R. LEYERSPresent Spectators With FastBout In Light HeavyClassWith the entries showing unusualstrength and ability, especially amongthe heavier men, the Intramural wrest¬ling preliminaries held yesterday to cutdown the number in each weight classto four men gave promise of thrillingbouts to come in the finals Friday.Feature bouts were those between StanRouse and Rudy* Leyers in the lightheavyweight division and Hancock andChangnon. In addition to natural ag¬gressiveness and unusual strength a con¬siderable knowledge of the technic ofthe game was shown.Krueger Shows ClassIn the hundred and seventeen pounddivision Krueger, Laml>da Chi, andStorer. Phi Pi Phi; Levine and Gelber,Tau Delt, qualified. Of these Kreugerlooks best. Of the hundred and twenty-seven pound finalists. T^aVerdi, Heifer,Fishman, and Erickson, all unattached,remain. There seemed to be no out¬standing performer.In the hundred and thirty-seven poundclass, Edler, because of his superiorstrength, leads Marsh, Elncer, and Dat-tlebaum. H. Wilson, Phi Kappa Sig¬ma, is probably the best man in the hun¬dred and forty-seven pound g^oup. Theother qualifiers are Huda, Phi Kap;Gifford. Delt, and Posey, unattached.Four in 177 Pound ClassQualifiers in the hundred and sixtyclass are Simerling, Keller, Nissley andWinfeldt. Tn the 177 Krogh, Rouse,Britton and Raysson Illini Confident ofWin Over MaroonsUrbana, Illinois, January 20—-Filled with confidence as a resultof their last minute defeat ofMichigan, Coach Craig Ruby’sorange and blue proteges wereworking hard tonight in prepara¬tion for their invasion of the Mid¬way Saturday. The Chicago gameis always a big one for the localsand in addition the conferenceleadership depends on the outcomeof the week-end encounter.Chicago, looked upon earlier inthe season as one of the week sis¬ters of the conference pulled theunexpected by downing the strongBadgers and is expected to put upa good fight. The final line up hasnot been announced but it is ex¬pected that several men will seeaction in each position with John¬ny Mauer and “Pug” Daughtertysure starters.WOMEN ORGANIZESPLASH CLASSESFIVE ILLINOIS MENPLAY ON WISCONSINBASKETBALL SQUAD The main feature of women’s sportsfor the Winter quarter will be the or¬ganization of tlje four class teams inswimming. All the members of the3:30 class will be eligible to try out fortheir respective class teams. The fourteams will be Freshman, Sophomore,Junior and Senior respectively.Beside the clas steams, Tarpon club isbusy organizing,teams and holding try¬outs. Tryouts are held any open hourTuesdays and Thursdays at 4:30 or Fridays at 3:30. Judges are always pres¬ent at these Jiotirs, and all those interested in swimming are eligible. Tarponis anticipating the organization of waterpolo teams, something entirely new inwomen’s sports.Madison. Wis., Jan. 10.—With fivemen from the state of Illinois, three otwhom are practically assured of regularberths, the Badger basketball squad bidsfair to become an all Illinois aggrega¬tion. Andrews, forward; Behr, cen¬ter, and Merkle, a guard, are the “suck¬ers” who are now holding down regularpositions on the varsity.There are also two subs in Ey andEllerman. Andrews and Behr both hailfrom Rockford and were members ofthat famous high school team whichthreatened to win the national a fewyears ago.Ey comes from Mount Pulaski whileMerkle and Ellerman are products ofthe city high schools of Chicago. Mer¬kle, although one of the lightest guardswho is appearing on conference floors,is rapidly making a name for himselfand is a fit successor to Diebold, Wis¬consin’s great guard who graduated lastspring. Due to the recent change in per¬sonnel in the circulation department,in which F. H. Kretschmer was madeCirculation Manager, there may bea few cases at first in which a sub¬scriber is not receiving his Maroonregularly. It will be appreciated ifany non-delivery is reported, so thatthe delivery service can be perfectedas soon as possible.Various meets will also be a featureof the Wniter quarter in the line ofswimming.■ERNST R.0Q1UV•5609-MflRPER'AVE-• PHONE HyDE-PfiRK-6262-•fl(\TOT*fflCTOGRflPnm-'Jpecin! sa rief cases,uni 11 kinds of ' r I «i irond*We i'd •<!! 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Michigan Ave.12th Floor Phone Randolph 434’Only High School Graduatessra.eVer enrolled at MOsERGirt*, only, in the day school MAROONS LEAD AT HALF, BUT AREOVERCOME IN SENSATIONAL FINALPERIOD OF EXCITING CAGE GAMEWin Puts Boilermakers in Conference Basket Lead WithOne Victory Better Than the OtherChampionship ContendersBy Victor RoterusThere was no three-yard line tostop that elusive Spradling and hisPurdue team-mates last night, andthey, recalling their bitter footballreversal of last fall, swept on to abrilliant 24-17 victory over the fight¬ing Maroons. Trailing at half-time7-3, due to the gilt-edged backguard-ing of McDonough and Hoerger, Pur¬due exposed all their tricky lore totie and then creep slowly away fromtheir opponents.Spradling StarsThere was no question in theminds of the Bartlett patrons as towho was the outstanding basketeerof the evening. Spradling saw to that.At half-tme someone in the galleryshouted “Where’s this guy Sprad¬ling?” His call was soon answeredand from then on Spradling proceed¬ed with business-like activity to es¬tablish his identity by keeping thenetting swinging with his shots untilhe had accumulated 16 points forhimself and the game for Purdue.Once started the Maroon guards1 found considerable difficulty in at¬tempting to cope with his aggressivedribbling and work underneath thebasket.For the Maroons Hank Sackett putin a night’s work of which he maywell be proud. Besides scoring sevenpoints he contributed more than hisshare in the floor-work. The guardsafter holding the invaders without afield basket in the first half were un¬able to keep up this gallant pace af¬ter the repeated onslaughts of thefamed Purdue offense but, all in all,they made a very commendable show¬ing.Capacity Crowd Attend*The crowd which jammed everynook of Bartlett gym rocked the an¬cient building with their lusty cheersas the playing became tense duringthe second half. As the throng wenthome they voted it a highly satisfac¬tory evening.Sackett’s looping shot from nearthe foul-line opened the scoring, butSpradling tossed in two free-throws(Continued on page 4)I V* S ocieiysfavorite music\ 4^--.Harrison 0103you overEQUIP your summer bankroll with a pair ofsea-legs and follow it aboard a “CunardCollege Special!”What if your bankroll is thin and anaemic?A little money will now stretch all the wayacross the Atlantic and back again.A fine triumvirate:—Cunard ships—collegemen and women—low cost!$170 to $19®Round TripTOURIST III CABINMISS ELIZABETH LA MAY‘Beecher Hall — University of ChicagoRepresentativeCUNARD & ANCHOR LINES140 N. Dearborn St., Chicagoor Looal AgentPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 21, 1926^ WhistleFUGAX: SEQUAXGirlsThey sayAre very queer,And probably it’s true.Follow,And they’ll run away—Retreat,They’ll follow you!—The Jumbler WHAT OF IT?(Continued from page 3)uaqj }snf ,/oj aa;sis umo unoX 3uuqo-j eidnaos ;ou paau noA. qaiqM. aiuuStj ui ‘si cqod ua^B^ qaa.iBq bj3ao sa^ajq^B aq; jo Xue {{ou o* ;noauu^ ajju^ o* Xasssaaau }i si aaSuo{ou ipAvoaa aq; rnoaj dn auioa Adopoojq aq^ saop .ia3uoi °N 'que; aq; uian athlete dove into the tank, anddrenched us with a fine spray. Prof.! O'Hara looked mildly disturbed.OUR indignation with the tuitionbusiness has discounted even theworthy words of GeoG who assuresus that they are going to use all theextra funds in order to supply waterfor the Cobb drinking fountains.ECONOMY“Whew! !”He whistled,“Thirty bucks for aPhilosophy course now.Gee, for the samev moneyA guy could sleepAt the Chicago Beach!” “Look.” I said, “they’re beginningto play.” Such, indeed, was the case.An official planted in a spy-tower inthe center of the pool waved a littleflag; “Play ball!” howled ParkerHall, who seemed to be play-director,and the boys went to it. Things wenton for a few moments, and after in¬dulging in a bored yawn I repeated“Child’s play, that; very refined endgentle.” Just as I expressed thissage opinion, the referee’s whistleblew. “You’re out,” said he sternly,pointing to one of the combatants, |“for foul play.” The player wentinto dry-dock for the time being,wearing a somewhat sheepish look.Mr. O’Hara looked a little uncer¬tain. up startled, to see the ball bound offthe wall behind me and back into thepool. I joined Mr. O’Hara in a lookof grave concern.As It Will Be in theFuture If The DollarLoses Any More Power“Say, old man, that Blinkus fellowmust be pretty well fixed financially.D’ye notice the fur coat, and thatsnappy roadster he drives around?”“Yeh? But I bet he doesn’t nearrate with that Blahoo man. Why,they’re saying around campus thathe took four courses last quarter!” “Merely a passing incident,” I re¬marked, “things are so dead in thisgame that I’ve got a good notion ofwalking out on it and going upstairsto see what the fencers and gymnastshave to offer—and that,” I continued,“is the height of ... ” Somethingwhizzed by my ear, and I looked But we could not escape the re¬lentless ill-will of the gentlemen inthe tank, who with persevering cun¬ning spooted us in our perch andbowled the ominous ball in our di¬rection with a savage fury that knewno bounds. “We ain’t safe nowhere,”said Mr. O’Hara, dodging with prac¬tised ease one of these pet-shots. Butafter a time we began to feel easyagain, for we appeared to be out ofrange. Not so the spectators in thestands, however, for several of themwere singled out by the gentlemen inthe tank and unmercifully peltedwith that horrible ball from time totime. “Well,” remarked Prof. O’Haraas we made our way out at the term¬ination of activities, “for a refinedand gentle pastime, give me crokin-ole.”EstablishedAMONG the folks for whom wewill always entertain an undying re¬gard is the man who boasted that hetakes very few notes in class so thathe wouldn’t have so much to studyfor the final exams.IT seems that the Kappa Sig andSigma Nu freshmen are celebratingHell Week by signing up for theCharleston contests in neighboringtheatres. Really, the Universityshould have representatives there toegg them on.ON MANNERSThey were sitting on the door stepsAnd around them darkness reigned.But the atmosphere was chillyAnd their conversation strained.At last she turned to glare at him,And cried with all her might:“Oh, stop your throwing kisses . . .To throw is impolite!”—GeoG YORK COSTUME CO.dak Bldg..t37N.Wabash A va.. Chicago. ILLMOTIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIJay Tee Kenwood Club Tea Rooms1363 EAST 47th STREETKenwood Club BuildingLUNCHEON 50 CENTS DINNER 75 CENTSSpecial Sunday Dinners $1.00Special Holiday Dinners $1.50Served from 12 to 8 P. M.See Us About Our Special Inducement for Student PartiesBRIDGE-LUNCHEONS DINNER-DANCES.BANQUETS BAZAARSSir:I take this opportunity to presentto your notice a deplorable conditionexisting on the campus of this havenof Enlightenment. Recently, it seemsthey have started a male beauty con¬test—a shameless exposal of ourglorious American manhood to theimpertinent gaze of a depraved pop¬ulace. And at the same time theyhave introduced a general custom ofwearing woolen toeques while oncampus. Now I ask you, how in thename of Apollo can a fellow accedeto the one tradition and still have achance in the competition?VEXED POPHe hovered anxiously around thecrowd who surged back and forth infront of the narrow openings of E-ll.“Paskunyak!” cried the clerk.“Here!” he howled eagerly.“Schmielik’s ‘History of the Pie¬eyed Piper’ is out.”With the fatal words his expressionchanged, and a bitter look came up.“X4& he cried, as he smashedhis way into the elevator,” Theyought to call that spot the Rare Book A WiseDECISIONIs the Root ofSUCCESSoom ? l ”THE Booful Boy contest stillrages. And every man on campussidles past the front of Cobb with aself-conscious look on his counten¬ance.TERRIBLE TURK No doubt you have been considering numerousoffers of employment, many of which have struckyou favorably. But remember—a wise decision isthe root of success.Be'fore you decide on a business career, considerthe worthy opportunity offered by the S. S. KresgeCompany to ambitious college men.The Kresge Company is constantly adding newstores to its list of more than 300, and for thesestores we need competent managers.The only way to obtain satisfactory managers is toengage young men possessing the necessary qual¬ities and give them a complete course of trainingthrough the various positions in our stores.By this method you learn the fundamentals of mer¬chandising and business in general—knowledgethat will prove a valuable asset to you in later years.Write us without delay for full details.Personnel Dept.Students’ Laundry S> S. KRESGE OO*20% Discount With This AdUNIVERSITYHAND LAUNDRY1031 E. 55th Street Kresge Bldg. Detroit, Mich. PURDUE STAGES COME¬BACK; WINS 24-17“A scuffle after the ball in thepool right near our feet doused usagain shortly after, and the painfulincident of the whizzing ball wasrepeated several times more duringthe course of the first half. Whenthe first period was over, Mr. O’Haraturned to me and remarked that,despite the refinement and gentle¬ness of the game, perhaps we hadbetter seek other and safer seats.,This was indeed what we did, finallycoming to sanctuary on the steps jleading to the dressing room, highabove the plane in which play wasgoing on. (Continued from page 3)to tie the count. Alyea scored fromthe foul line to break this knot.Sackett’s rebound throw was goodand Zimmerman followed this withanother point to end the scoring forthe half at 7-3. Immediately afterthrough the entire Maroon team toscore. A long shot by Neuman againbrought the teams on even terms.Then for the major part of the halfthe score seesawed dizzily. 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