* L*' M* S'' 4f4♦ Vt t>#*l.44l1The Playfest4 > will be <4pven onFebruary 5 and6.4 *4 Wi)t Batlp Jfflaroon The Greeks areintroducing theirpledges to thetheatre-goers.Vol. 25 No. 60 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, JANUARY 19, 1926 Price Five CentsIN CF lit GO E 1 ru ITIG IN 1 Ml FES 1rt ) $s10Elect Pc )ole to Presid ency of Freshman Clc ISSVICE-PRES. TUFTS RESIGNSWOODWARD TOASSUME DUTIESAFTER APRIL 1Wants More Time ForLiterary Pursuits,Tufts StatesBy Deemer LeeDesiring to devote more time toteaching and literary work, Prof,James H. Tufts will resign his dutiesas vice president and Dean of Facul¬ties of the University on April 1. Hewill, however, retain the post of pro¬fessor and head of the Department ofPhilosophy.Prof. Frederic C. Woodward of theLaw school has been elected vicepresident by the Board of Trustees,it was also announced. He has al¬ready been relieved of a part of histeaching duties in order to become ofimmediate assistance to the presi¬dent, but his term will not beginofficially busy until April 1.“It has been a busy three years,”Mr. Tufts told The Daily Maroonyesterday. “Three years ago whenI was asked by Pres. Burton to bevice president, I planned to devotehalf my time to teaching and half toto the duties of administration, butthe administration work soon de¬veloped into a full time job.**When the great campaign drive, began, Dean Tufts’ duties increasedas Pres. Burton found it necessaryto devote much of his time to thedrive. “I found that the work ofadministration had to he one by thejob, and not by the hour.”He is now going to do some of thethings on which he has had his heartset for many years—te writing ofseveral books. One will be a “His¬tory of American Thought.” He willalso begin immediately on a revisionof his part of the “Dewey and Tufts”text on Ethics, which was publishedin 1908.“Though the vice presidency car>ries with it much work and worry,I have also had many pleasant ex¬periences. I shall always rememberthe day Prof. Lillie walked into myoffice and said that he and Mrs. Lilliewould'like to donate a building to theUniversity for purposes of biologicalresearch.”On receiving announcement of hiselection to take Dean Tufts’ positionas vice president, Prof. Woodwardsaid: “I consider it a great honor anda great responsibility to suceed aman so distinguished in scholarshipand so beloved by the University,,community as Dr. Tufts.“The duty of the vice president,(Continued on page 4) Do College MenCharleston? Yea!!Who says college men don’tCharleston? ,Neophyte members of SigmaNu and Kappa Sigma are going toshow the Trianon and White Cityhoof-shakers just how it’s done,and they’re not going to revealtheir prowess before admiringf raters around the fraternityhouse hearth. No, sir! Thesemore or less accomplished under¬lings will shake their stuff atneighborhood theatres.For it’s “hell week” at theGreek houses, and the brothers are“faking it out” on the battered,withered pledges while the “tak¬ing out” is good. And among thethings that are fit for print is theCharleston contest. Two, in fact:Sigma Nu’s at the Frolic theatreand Kappa Sig’s at that palace ofamusement known as the Harding.The time is to be announcedlater. Admission is only a dimea throw.Please omit flowers. BENNETT, GOOD,WILES RECEIVEOTHER OFFICESPoole Receives Choice onFifth Ballot; ElectionsClose Campus Artiststo Entertain atSenior BanquetCOL. WEDGWOODTO TALK TODAYLabor Leader Supports Zion¬ist CauseColonel Josiah C. Wedgwood, M. P.,D. S. C., member of the British cab¬inet under Ramsey MacDonald, anda leader in the British labor party,will speak in Harper assembly hallat the University this afternoon at4:30 on “The Rebuilding of Pales¬tine.”For many years he has been a zeal¬ous champion of Zionism, supportingthe cause both in Great Britain andin this country where three years agohe delivered a series of lectures in theinterests of the movement. Although(Continued on page 4) George Poole was elected presidentof the Freshman class in yesterday’selection. The ballot, which was takenon the Hare system, elected Pooleonly after fifth choices had been tak¬en into consideration and then by ascore of 251 to 229. Perry Thomaswas runner-up.Janet Good received a substantialmajority to win the office of vice-president over Violet Holmes, by avote of 266 to 235. Alice Wiles wentinto office as secretary on a landslide293 to 205; while Rainey Bennettwas elected by the tremendous ma¬jority of 171 votes.Morgenstern Leads On First BallotGeorge Morgenstern, a non-frat¬ernity candidate, led the list for pres¬ident on the first ballot with a countof 106 to 100, Perry Thomas beingrunner-up. Poole was third.On the second ballot Perry Thomasassumed the lead over Morgensternby a count of 118 to 112. Poole wasagain third.On the third ballot the positionsremained the same, 133 votes hav¬ing been cast for Thomas, 129 forMorgenstern, and 119 for Poole.After counting the fourth choice,Thomas and Poole were found to betied with 170 votes each. Morgen¬stern had received 154. Poole wasvictorious on the final ballot by ascore of 251 to 229.Bennett Elected On First BallotRainey Bennett was the only can¬didate to receive his position on thefirst ballot. He defeated Frank Car-son for treasurer by a vote of 338 to167.Alice Wiles came within a fewvotes of receiving a deciding judg-(Continued on page 2) Fred Van Ammon and his concer¬tina, Don McGinnis and Seward Cov¬ert in a double act, and Lois Rus¬sell will provide the entertainmentfor the senior class banquet to begiven Thursday at 7 in Ida Noyeshall. Deans Edith Foster Flint andElizabeth Wallace will be the host¬esses for the occasion.“All the talent on our program isof the very best the University canoffer,” said Jeanette Baldwin, co-chairman of the banquet, “the per¬formers are all well known on cam¬pus and need no introduction to thestudent body.” The menu for thedinner has been announced as fol¬lows: veal cutlets, French fried po¬tatoes, buttered peas, fruit salad, icecream, cake and coffee."Pickets may be obtained fur ninetycents from members of the commit¬tee in charge, from members of theSenior class council, at the bookstore,at the information office in the Pressbuilding, and in the check room ofIda Noyes hall.ANNOUNCE DATEFOR PLAYFESTGive PerformancesFeb. 5 and 6 OnStudents Expostulate Over Tuition;Resent New Fifteen Dollar RaiseCONTINUE CLASSESIN SOCIAL DANCINGThe social dancing class for menand women of the graduate schoolswill be continued during the winterquarter on Monday nights. Dancingwill begin promptly at 7 in the maingymnasium of Ida Noyes hall. Allpersons wishing to join the class havebeen requested to bring their tuitionreceipts.The statement printed in The DailyMaroon on Jan. 15 regarding thesocial dancing class was incorrect. By Milton S. MayerAfter a futile search for diverg¬ence of opinion on the proposed raisein quarterly tuition, the Daily Ma¬roon is able to print only one pointof view—that of opposition.For of ten prominent undergrad¬uates only one showed the slightestinclination toward receiving the newswith good grace.Thomas Mulroy, former head ofthe Interscholastic meets and busi¬ness manager of The Daily Maroon,stared vacantly into space for aboutfive minutes, and upon recovery is¬sued several unofficial statements.However he did declare that “nostatement of my opposition to theplan can be too emphatic. Why Uni¬versity of Chicago students shouldpay more for what is apparently thesame education that other collegesafford their students is more thanI can 3ee.”Catherine Campbell, vice-presidentof the senior class, was found at herhome, and as Miss Campbell admits, if she did not possess so strong a con¬stitution, she would have fainteddead away. “Why . . why . . why, it’sterrible!” exclaimed the strickenlady. And then to the writer: What’sthe cheapest transportation betweenthe campus and the poor house?”Charles Anderson, president of theUndergraduate council, blanched andin an awed voice made the followingstatement: “Golly, Milt, is that afact?” Assured that it was a fact,Mr. Anderson admitted that althoughthe increase in scholarship was com¬mendable, he did not care to supportthe intellectuals at his own starva¬tion.While the general concensus isthat University students are able tocomply with the new fee, the plan isconsidered far from advisable.The raise in tuition will go intoeffect notwithstanding. And manynew edifices will grace the Midwaycampus.But who will fill these spaciousstructures? Not we. No, we shallhave starved to death long since. HOLD JOINT Y. W.AND Y. M. DINNERFirst cabinets of Y. W. C. A. andY. M. C. A. will hold a joint dinnerfollowed by a theatre party tonightat 5 in the sun parlor of Ida Noyeshall.Women of Y. W. first cabinet willserve the dinner, while members ofY. M. will provide for the theatreparty tickets. Secretaries of the twoorganizations have been asked to at¬tend the dinner, according to HelenWooding, president of Y. W. MORE REMISSIONS ANDSCHOLARSHIPS CREATEDTrustees Justify Act By Pointing To TheDecreased Buying Power ofDollarWilkins ReportedIn Better HealthDean Wilkins is constantly im¬proving. So read the statement is¬sued late last night by Mr. AsaBacon, Superintendent of thePresbyterian hospital, where DeanWilkins is convalescing after abreakdown due to overwork.The statement follows: “DeanWilkins is doing very nicely, get¬ting a little better each day. Weexpeet him to leave the hospital ina week or so.”The Playfest, the annual Settlementbenefit production of the dramaticassociation, will be presented on twoconsecutive evenings, Friday and Sat¬urday, Feb. 5 and 6, it was announcedlast night by Charles Cowan, busi¬ness manager. The production hadoriginally been planned for but oneevening, Friday, as in the past.The great demand for reservations,Mr. Coman states, is responsible forthe decision to give a second perform¬ance. Although tickets are not yeteven on sale, so many requests haver>een received for blocks of seats thatMandel hall will be incapable of ac¬commodating the crowds at a singleshowing.Last year the Playfest attracted animmense crowd. Members of the as¬sociation point out that the cause towhich the prgceeds are donated hasmade the production one of the an¬nual society events of the University,and they believe that its popularityis rapidly increasing. A number ofclubs and fraternities, as well as or¬ganizations particularly interestedin the University Settlement and DayNurseries, are said to have expressed(Continued on page 2) Phoenix to TellStory of Ponzi-Fratemity-CookHitherto unknown details of the in¬timate life of a fraternity house cookwere disclosed today in personal let¬ters to a friend, unearthed by theeditor of The Phoenix.The culinary artist in question, itseems, was at the head of a financialorganization of extended dimensions,and Ponzi-like characteristics. De¬tails of her exact plans for amassinga fortune are included in these uni¬que epistles.Inside information on life in a fra¬ternity house as it appears to a non¬member and glimpses of the intimateprivate affairs of the correspondentmay be discovered by all who read.In order to give the students of theUniversity who wish to read thesefascinating letters the opportunity todo so, The Phoenix staff has decided jto run them in the January issue, outnext Thursday.Federation HoldsFirst Open MeetingThe first Federation open council jmeeting of the quarter will be held Itonight from 7 to 8 in the library Iof Ida Noyes hall. Eleanor Rice, jpresident of the organization, will;lead the discussion which will formthe principal part of the program.‘New Year’s Resolutions for Ac-!tivities” will be the subject of thediscussion. Various phases of activ¬ities will be considered under thistopic. Such questions as, why do wehave activities? what is their value?and how much time should be givento them* will be discussed.Development of Federation andthe changes that have taken placewithin the organization since it wasfounded will be outlined by MissRice. All women on campus whoare interested have been invited toattend. “We particularly hope thatwomen who are new on the campusthis quarter will be present to learnahout the organization.” Miss Ricecontinued. Following a course which has beenfound necessary by mauy Americanuniversities during recent years; theUniversity will on July 1 next in-ci’ease its tuition charges to under¬graduates from $75 a quarter to $90a quarter. Approval of this changehas been voted by the board of trus¬tees.The board also approved of a planto make a considerable increase inscholarships and remissions of tui¬tion for other reasons. Last yearsuch scholarships and remissions,combined to make a total of about$180,000. The increase contemplatedis expected to bring this figure tomore than $200,000 a year.Tuition Was Too LowSince there are four quarters in theacademic year at the University, themaximum to be paid per year byundergraduates will be $360. Thisis lewer than the tuition charge madeby some eastern universities whoseyear is divided into two semesters,without any summer term.It is pointed out that during thelast ten years the purchasing powerof a dollar has decreased approxi¬mately 40 per cent. Increases intuition charges have not kept pacewith this fall in the purchasing powerof the dollar, which affects univer¬sities as much as it does any otherinstitutions.Costs Have IncreasedIt has always cost the Universitymore to educate a student than he orshe has paid; and even under thenew scale of tuition fees, this will bethe case. With the increase in allliving and buying costs, which makethe expenditures of the University,salaries included, take an upwar’dtendency. An adidtion to tuitioncharges as just authorized will, it isstated, still be below what might becharged in strict correspondence witheconomic conditions.President Max ’Mason said: “Intaking this course, the University issimply acting in accordance with eco¬nomic trends and in harmony withthe means many other universitiesof similar standing have adopted forgreater revenue. The University hasby no means taken the lead in tuition(Continued on page 4)WOMEN SPEAKERSTO TRYOUT TODAYTry-outs for Women Speakers clubwill be held today from 3 to 5 in theAlumnae room of Ida Noyes hall. Allwomen interested in public speakingmay try out for membership in theclub.The purpose of the organization isto aid in the development of publicspeaking. Individual personalitiesand capacities of the members havebeen stressed. While the main inter¬est of the club is in speaking, thesubjects discussed are limited onlyhv nprcnrtfll intovocFc nf +V\r members.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JANUARY 19, 1926cTb? iatlg liarouttFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UN1YBB8ITT OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:18.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago. Illinois, March 13.1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.Tbe Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business OfficeFairfax 5522. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsTbe Daily Maroon solicits tbe expression of student opinion In Its columns •• allsubjects of student interest. Contributors must sign their full names to communica¬tions, but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTCert rude Bromberg Women’s EditorDeeiner Lee News EditorReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News Editor•lari« i. an lues Sports EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorMarjorie Cooper, Aaaistant Women’s EditorRuth Daniels .. Assistant Women’s EditorAlta Cundy Social EditorMary Winner Hughes Feature Writer.Miu Uatinsky Day Editortleorge Jones Day EditorGeorge Koehn Day EditorA1 Widdifleld _..Day EditorWilliam Smith Day EditorAlice Kinsman .Sophomore EditorRoselle Moss Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTSidney Bloomenthnl, Circulation DirectorEthan Granqntst Office DirectorLeland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerThomaa Field Copy ManagerJack Plncua Classified ManagerDudley Emerson ....„ ..AuditorEldred Neubauer Downtown Copy ManagerCharles Harris Advertising AssistantFrederick H. KretschmerLocal Copy ManagerJerome Debs Office Manager version -but that is true of the workof other men whose methods are quitedifferent from Mr. Sunday’s. An en¬during conversation is somethingwhich no minister can guarantee.These facts should be taken into con¬sideration in any characterization ofMr. Sunday and his work.I remainYours sincerely,F. J. Gudney,Assistant Recorder.ANNOUNCE DATEFOR PLAYFEST BENNETT, GOOD,WILES RECEIVEOTHER OFFICES(Continued from page 1)their intention of reserving entireblocks of seats.The plays will all be the work ofcampus playwrights. The casts willinclude players proclaimed by the as¬sociation the most talented in theUniversity, while many new faceswill be seen. Accordingly, the spon¬sors of the Playfest predict a bril¬liant success.Frank H. O’Hara, the director, isgiving special attention to players ap¬pearing for the first time in a dra¬matic association performance. Atthe conclusion of the tryout rehearsalyesterday, Mr. O’Hara expressedhimself as highly pleased with theability of the beginners. The tryoutsare progressing so successfully thatthe final cast selections may be an¬nounced within the next few days. (Continued from page 1)ment on the first ballot, but it tookthe second choices to decide herdaim to the office of secretary.Janet Good was barely able to defeat Violet Holmes on the second bal¬lot for the office of vice president.Poole is treasurer of the GreenCap Club and a pledge to the DeltaKappa Epsilon fraternity. He grad¬uated from University high school.Bennett is a pledge to Beta ThetaPi and came from Oak Park highschool.Janet Good is a pledge to MortarBoard, and came from Starret school for girls. Alice Wiles is a pledge toEsoteric and was formerly a studentat University high school.Originally, there were six candi¬dates for president but Jack Stouf-fer, George Reed and Clarence Foxwere eliminated on the second ballot.Poole will announce his councilsoon. WYVERN PLEDGESWyvern announces the pledging ofMarjorie MacDougal of Chicago.LEARN TO DANCE NOW.TERESA DOLAN DANCINGSCHOOL1208 E. 63rd .S't. Nr. WoodlawnClass.es every eve. at 8. Beginners Mon.and Thurs. Private lessons any time.TaL Hyde Park 8080DEAN TUFTS: AN APPRECIATIONBy Max Mason.T^vEAN TUFTS has devoted his great ability whole-heartedly to theadministrative work of the University during the last threeyears. He abandoned his work in philosophy at the call of Dr. Bur¬ton when Dr. Burton’s time was absorbed by the development pro¬gram, and carried on the work of the President’s office after Dr.Burton’s death. Although desirous of returning to his work inphilosophy, he generously continued his administrative activities dur¬ing the present year, to aid me in the period of orientation. Theappreciation of his services is universal. It has meant everything tome to have had the support of his unfailing soundness of judgment^kindliness, and tact. Typewriter Week at Woodworth’sBook Store assures the propectivetypewriter user the highest value andthe greatest service. Special key¬boards for language and technicaltypewriting at no additional cost.THE SMOKE CLEARS OFFBy HeloiseWOMAN has usurped man’s place in the barber chair, his placeat the polls, his ideas and his work because man hasn’t been“man enough” to prevent her doing it. Has she usurped his cigaret¬tes for the same reason?From Drury Lane to Sacramento women’s ire has been arousedat his protest. Why should men smoke? Why shouldn’t womensmoke? Man has found that the mental capacity of woman is ofsuch a caliber that she can vote intelligently. Man has found thatwoman is capable of coping with delicate diplomatic situations, ofdirecting complicated business enterprises. But man protests atwoman s smoking cigarettes.Some women smoke because their friends smoke, or becausethey think it’s the “thing to do.” If a woman smokes merely to as¬sume a pose, or as an affection, she is insincere. She deserves thecondemnation that all insincere people deserve. But some women,like some men, smoke because they want to, and for no other reason.OLD—BUT WHAT ISN'T?OUR story about Billy Sunday and the graduate student’s thesisabout him carried a false implication, and an implication thatwe didn’t intend. The reader was led to this interpretation: thatSunday’s method has just been found to be a rehash of older meth¬ods. Of course, Sunday makes no claim for novelty, would admitwithout hesitation that his scheme is old. The question is not Howold is it? but How effective is it?A valued friend of The Daily Maroon calls our attention to thereal issue in a letter, whose publication has been delayed:To the editor:I read with some interest your lead¬ing article in the issue for December’, “Sunday Pulls Old Stuff; It Is Dis¬covered.” I am somewhat surprisedat the attitude of the Maroon in pub¬lishing this item. It is similar to theattitude of many of the daily paperswhich publish, as some new discovery,a matter which has been well knownto the public for a long time. Mr. Sun¬day has been preaching for many yearsand his method has been the same asat present during the whole period.Moreover this style of preaching,though not expressed in such luridfashion as is the practice of Mr. Sun¬day, has been common for generationsin some paits of this country. Thereis, therefore, nothing startling aboutthis supposed “discovery.”Per contra, it is no more than fair to Mr. Sunday to say that there is, andhas been, an element of real worth inhis ministry during the years. Per¬sonally I do not at all like his method.I am confident that it does harmamong some classes of people. I thinkthat it exhibits a type of religion veryfar from the highest. Nevertheless itis true that he has reached a greatnumber of people who are not reachedby ordinary religious methods and hasreached them for good. Drunkardshave become sober, dishonest peoplehave become honest, frivilous peoplehave become serious-minded and havetaken hold of life in a genuine way,scoffers have become devout, andmany such people have continued tolive upright and worthy lives. It is tobe granted that many cases haveproved to he superficial in their con- THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarett s Fountain ServiceTel. H. 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Shredded Wheat combines allthe elements you need for perfect nutri¬tion, balanced to provide the ideal combi¬nation of salts, bran vitamins and iron tobuild good brain, blood and bone.Meet Mrs. Matron and make your next7*30 breakfast out of Shredded Wheat.Jbodjbr thought'and\ exerciseT* >' I* >ft1I»\■t yt »# "V< *' / ’f The Daily jSPORTSTuesday Morning MaroonJanuary 19, 1926 Too bad, but then,they at least “Mean-well.”CAGE SQUAD POINTS FOR BOILERMAKERScBegin Play in Non-Greek Basket LeagueLOCAL NATATORSARE SUCCESSFULIN INITIAL MEETEasily Defeat Indiana in DualMeet by Score of49-20Indiana swimmers were defeatedat Bartlett pool by the Maroon tank¬ers in th« first encounter of the localswim team, 49-20. Experiencedswimming and a full house were themain features of the water struggle.Relay Team WinsThe Maroon quartet relay, com¬posed of Noyes, Rittenhouse, Red-field and Gilchrist had an easy timein their event, vanquishing the Hoo-sier four by almost a tank length.Time 122 2-6.K. Mygdal made a successful de-;but in the Conference by taking first |place away from Miller, the Bloom¬ington entry, in one of the most ex¬citing events contested. Diamondtrailed after Miller giving the Mac-Gillivray squad a third place. Time2:62.Noyaa Takes a FiratIn the forty yard crawl, CaptainNoyes'and Harry Ritten house touch¬ed off in one-two order, and timed20 seconds flatThe four forty yard crawl, favoredIndiana who took first through Zais-ier. Jerry Greenberg followed withsecond place, and Charlie Lane con¬tributed a third. Time 5:50.In the 150 yard backstroke M.Jelinek battled his way to first place.Jelinek was taken from the polo teamto refill the ranks of the ineligiblebark stroke crew, and has developedinto a fast man in the backstroke.Kaats, also a new comer placed third.Noyes RepeatsNoyes and Rittenhouse repeatedtheir performances of the earlierpart of the evening by capturing afirst and second respectively in the100 yard crawl event.In the dives Ed. Fellinger showedgreat style and took the leading hon¬or, Tudor Wilder, his team mate,placing second with ease.The medley relay trio, Jelinek, My¬gdal and Redfield lost to Indiana.The water polo game was a mereswim away affair for the Maroons.Captain Petrolowitz, with Hall,Kroph. White, Greenberg and Gil¬christ. ended the game with a 16 to0 count. Grid Enemies WillMeet on Cage FloorWhen the Northwestern fiveclashes with Purdue on Saturday,spectators may see the cream oftwo football teams in action, re¬newing the grid rivalry of lastfall. Capt. Barney Mathews,Moon Baker, Christman, White,and Fisher of Maurice Kent’sregular cage team are well knownfootball heroes of the Evanstoncampus.The Boilermaker quintet boastssome high class football materialof its own on its cage outfit.Spradling, Harnieson, Taube, Wil¬cox and Jolly were members ofthe Purdue eleven that almostmade the famous saying, “Staggfears Purdue” come true, whenthe Maroons barely won, 6-0.These men are now starring onthe Boilermaker basketball team,and when they hook up with the“Wildcats” the mud is certain tofly and plenty of “flying tackles”should result. ZENITHS DEFEATROMANS IN LASTMINUTE OF PLAYPackers Stage Rally But Di¬vinity Squad LeadsAt EndWHAT of IT?tjyceoape horgensternYesterday had not progressed veryfar when this department conceivedthe trenchant—aye! laudable—ideaof presenting in its column this morn¬ing a statement from the people’schoice for freshman class president.The fact that the outcome of theelection was still cast over by a very,very black haze mooted little, oncethis department had come to its deci¬sion. The problem was simple: itwould present not one, but two state¬ments—one in case of victory andthe other (highly more probable) inthe event of defea,t. Accordingly.Hannibal Hamlin of Maine, the cracklittle boy reporter of “What of it?”, jwas despatched on the story. Now, asthe Evening American is wont tosay, now to the story! Before a fairly large crowd of en¬thusiastic spectators, the Non-frater¬nity and Graduate leagues openedtheir cage seasons with some spiritedbasketball. Considering that this wasthe first game ever played by theNon-Greeks and the Post-Grads, thebrand of basketball displayed was farfrom sloppy and gives promise of giv¬ing the fraternity teams some keencompetitionZeniths Come From BehindComing from behind with some mi¬raculous shots, the Zeniths pulled thebig upset of the evening by downingthe Romans 25 to 23. The Romansdue to their better team work andstellar playing of Taymor and Gvai-raan and the accurate shooting ofKarras held a 23 to 18 lead withbut two minutes to play. The Non-Greeks with the Radio nomenclaturethen unleashed a deluge of baskets,to eke out a win. The Romans playedwithout the services of their starforward Lewis. Both sides displayedgood eyes for the basket but raggedteamwork.Divinity Win*j The Divinity School came throughj with a win over the Packers Club bythe score of 19-15. At the end of the Schedule FourteenInter-Greek GamesCLASS ASouth Court7:15—Delta Upsilon vs. Phi BetaDelta.8:00—Acacia vs. Phi KappaSigma.8:45—Phi Delta Theta vs. SigmaChi.9:30—Delta Chi vs. Tau KappaEpsilon.Center Court7:15—Sigma Alpha Epsilon vs.Chi Psi.8:00—Alpha Delta Phi vs. KappaNu.8:45—Psi Upsilon vs. Phi Pi Phi.9:30—Kappa Sigma vs. SigmaNu.CLASS B ~North Court-Chi Psi vs. Sigma Nu.-Delta Kappa Epsilon vs.Delta Chi.8:45—Phi Gamma Delta vs. PhiSigma Delta.9:30—Psi Upsilon vs. Delta Sig¬ma Phi.10:15—Lambda Chi Alpha vs.Delta Upsilon.Center Court10:15—Alpha Sigma Phi vs. PhiPi Phi.7:15-8:00- AIRTIGHT DEFENSE WHICH STOPPEDWISCONSIN, COUNTED UPON TO HALTPOWERFUL BOILERMAKER MACHINEBadger Upset Heartens Norgrenites; Hope for Victory OverPurdue Increases; Nels Points Squad forTomorrow Night’s GameThey’re All HavingGold Fobs MadeAnn Arbor, Mich., Jan. 18,(Special to The Daily Maroon)The Illini threw the conferencecage race into chaos tonightwhen it defeated Michigan’s bas¬ketball team 39 to 21 in a fastgame here. This is Michigan’sfirst defeat of the season.SOPH AERIALISTSDEFEAT Y. M. C. A. Evanston, Ill., Jan. 18 North¬western went down fighting intheir third conference defeat atthe hands of Indiana’s cagers bya score of 39 to 31.Opening their season with a 949to 913 victory over the strong Mil¬waukee Y. M. C. A. team, the Ma-half, the score was 13-6, and although roon gymnasts showed remarkablethe Packers made a wonderful rally form for so early an exhibition, espe-in the last few minutes of the game, daily when the large number of soph-they could not overcome this lead, omores and juniors contained on thisCannon starred for the losers with year’s Midway outfit is considered,four baskets and one free throw, According to Coach Hoffer, it was thewhile Dimmock counted four for the ; excellent work of these men, espe¬cially the sophemores, that made thewinners.Oak Park AnnexesOpening Prep MeetOak Park high school won the firstof a series of three track meets beingstaged at Bartlett gym by amassing24% points, Saturday. UniversityHigh with 19% counters and HydePark with 19 were close behind. Til-den won the junior division of themeet with 17 tallies.Three track records were shatteredby the preppers and several recordswere threatened. Kennedy of Uni¬versity High won the 50-yard lowhurdles with the time of :06 1-6 sec¬onds. Sullivan of Oak Park heavedthe 16-pound shot for a distance of45 ft. 10 in. The Tilden Juniorscompleted the record-breaking bywinning the relay in the time of1:03 2-5.Lunde of Oak Park gave a goodperformance in the pole vault by as¬cending the bar at 10 ft. 6 in. Pat¬terson of Tilden w6n two firsts in the50-yard dash and one of the quartermile runs. VICTORY STATEMENTThe successful candidate (writesHannibal Hamlin EXCLUSIVELYfor THIS column) was tired but hap¬py after the rigors of the day. “Youmay tell my constituents throughyour column,” he said, “that my tri¬umph marks one more step towardsthat Utopia for which we are allyearning. I am proud of the supportof my loyal followers, who unflinch¬ingly went to the polls and did theirduty as every citizen should. I amproud that they cast their ballots asthey did—for right and justice. Ipledge myself to ever uphold thosegreat principles and noble traditionsfor which our fathers gave their life’sblood through the centuries, andwhich I again am proud to confident¬ly assert are the rock upon whichthe independent party is built. Ishall never depart from those prin¬ciples and I shall never abuse thetrust of that group of nature’s noble¬men who put me in office. To do oth¬erwise were base and unworthy of me.This is indeed the hap . . . d . . of . .1 . . . TRACK SQUAD NEEDSSPRINTERS, VERDICTAFTER CLASS MEETmDEFEAT STATEMENTThe disappointed asnirant (writes(Continued on page 4)COWHEV’SMen’s Wear and BilliardsOur New Men’s Store IsNow OpenS E. f'onirr **»*■ FH’« Ave. Track enthusiasts learned twothings at the Interclass meet on Fri¬day: one, that the varsity is ex¬tremely weak on speed, and two, thatthe new freshmen are as promising alot as have ever appeared in Bartlett.The first fact became noticeablewhen the list of winners in the vari¬ous events was looked over. Thevarsity, per usual, placed men inevery event, but places were not whatthe coaches wanted most; the thingthey looked for and did not see wasthe wholesale shattering of sprintrecords.The second turned out in the sameway. meet so pleasing to him.He had long been waiting to seehow his new men would perform inthe actual contest. It is difficultenough for his capdidates to securethe perfect co-ordination, unfailingnerve, and self confidence necessary(Continued on page 4) If Chicago wins from Purduetomorrow night it will be a par¬ty to a tie for first place withIowa, Michigan, Wisconsin, OhioState, and Illinois, each with apercentage of 666. Right nowPurdue occupies the placewhich Chicago may hold Wed¬nesday. Bubbling over with well deservedconfidence as a result of their de¬cisive 17-15 triumph over the hither¬to undefeated Badger five, the Ma¬roons eased up a bit last night inpreparation for the Purdue game to¬morrow night. Coach Norgren is tak¬ing no chances on his proteges goingstale in view of the strenuous weekthat awaits them.Purdue Ace High ScorersCoach Lambert’s Boilermakersare the highest scoring combinationin the Big Ten, averaging the meresum of about thirty-five points agame. The Maroons, on the otherhand, are the strongest defensiveteam in the Conference having heldtheir opponents to 33 points in twotilts. A most interesting battleshould ensue deciding whether a gooddefense is better than a good of¬fense.As a result of their brilliant ex¬hibition against Meanwell’s quintet,the Midway is given an even chanceto down the flashy attack ofSpradling, Cramer and Co. Hoergei —and McDonald stamped themselvesas the outstanding guards of theseason by holding the Wisconsin for¬wards, Behr and Andrews, to two(Continued on page 4) 1P'v ^ Chicago'sgreatest danceorchestrasfor your jjQnc P°^ieS - /HARRISONMAKE EXTRA MONEYturn your evenings end Saturdays intomoney. Attractive pr< position for limit¬ed number of men and women. Sellingexperienced desirable but not necessary.MR. BROWN1702 Majestic Bid*. 22 West Monroe St.A HIGH CLASSSERVICEREASONABLYPRICED.S. Feinstein,Opt. D.OPTOMETRIST-OPTICIAN1132 East 55th Street SENIORSLaw school seniors shouldhave their pictures takenthis week at5 South Wabash AvenuePage Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JANUARY 19, 1926■s.^ jVhisiie WOODWARD TOASSUME DUTIESAFTER APRIL SOPH AERIAUSTSDEFEAT Y. M. C. A.GETTING PERSONALI've doused myself in camphor oil—1And wallowed in Vick’s Salve.I've taken pills and aspirin,And all the dope we have.Deluged myself with soothing stuff.Hot tea and gin, and moreI’ve rubbed and pounded till mylungsAre absolutely sore.1 know, of course, that talk of colds,Is better left unsaid—But I can’t think of nothing else—That’s all that’s in my head!THE UNIVERSITY has raised thetuition rates twenty per cent. Cuttingclasses soon will be a luxury.Wonder if we’ll get any moregrade points for our money?THIS is going to make a ratherembarrassing situation for us. At thebeginning of last quarter we wentto great lengths in explaining to theFather just why it was that the costof text books had risen, and etc. . . jMaybe it’s a well meant step towardHigher Education!ANYHOW we hope now that we’llbe getting better service, entertain-:ment, and all that sort of things.Syncopation week in chapel, respect iand solicitude from the instructors,!or the truth about Queen Elizabethfrom our history profs, mebbe! (Continued from page 1)as stated in the University by-lawsis to ‘cooperate with the president’.I look forward with the keenest pleas¬ure to the opportunity of cooperatingwith such a leader as President Ma¬son in his plans for the developmentand betterment of our University.”Prof. Woodward will continue partof his teaching in the law school.He was graduated in 1894 fromCornell university. With the excep¬tion of three years when he prac¬ticed law in New York city, he hastaught law. He taught at Northwest-ern university for five years and thenat Stanford university for nine years.During his last eight years there hewas Dean of the Law school.Since 1916 Mr. Woodward hasbeen professor of law at the Univer¬sity. For two years during theWorld war he was in Washingtonwhere he worked in the food admin¬istration and later Major Judge ad¬vocate, assigned to duty in the officeof the Provost Marshal General.Prof. Tufts has been a memberof the faculty of the University sinceits first year. He obtained his degreeof Ph. D. from the University ofFreiburg in 1892, and came to Chi¬cago in that same year. Tn 1905 hewas made head of the Department ofPhilosophy, and in 1923 dean of fac¬ulties. In 1924 he was elected vicepresident in addition to his otherduties. (Continued from page 3)to the completion of the various exer¬cises in practice, but when the extrastress is put on these men of showingoff before the spectators and thejudges the difficulty of these exer¬cises is greatly increased.Davidson, winning the horizontalbar event and taking third in tumb¬ling, and Flexner, winning both therings and the parallel bars events,were the pi’omising sophomores. Nel¬son, a junior, also did stellar workby winning the horse event and tak¬ing third honors in the parallel bars.Conner, not fully recovered from arecent sick spell, was up to formenough to cop first place in tumblingand second in the horse event. CAGE SQUAD POINTSFOR BOILERMAKERSCOL. WEDGEWOODTO TALK TODAY(Continued from page 1)his present trip to the United Statesis concerned primarily with lectureson social and economic questions, hehas volunteered to deliver a series ofaddresses on present aspects of theJewish problem and its relation tothe upbuilding of Palestine as theJewish homeland. (Continued from page 3)baskets between them. The badgerpivot attack never got past the cen¬ter of the floor so tight was theguaruing of the entire Maroon team.Sack«tt Wins Point HonorsFor the Maroons, Hank Sackettfinally found his eye and contributedthree baskets and a free throw andwon high point honors for himself,Alyea as usual played a clever floorgame and netted two ringers. Zim-mie also did good work as did BillAbbott, who played the first sevenminutes of the game. The Maroonsare deaRpus of showing the fans thatthe Wisconson victory was no flashin the pan, and if they can halt theLafayette steamrollers, will put them¬selves in line for Conference honors,since it appears probable that noteam will have a clean slate.All Basket ShootersLambert’s five is a ticklish proposi¬tion for any team, for the Engineerssimply do not believe in defense.Spradling and Taube are two speedyforwards of three years’ experience.•Cramer, the lanky center, outplayed“Cookie” Cunningham, Ohio State’s,all-Conference star. And we all knowhow “Cookie”, with his six feet threeinches of height and his 200 poundscan play.rMORE REMISSIONS ANDSCHOLARSHIP CREATEDAt this juncture it would be properwe believe, to revive that old storyof our campus life concerning theDean who held aloft a dollar bill inhis hand and walked down the streetsinging, “Wave the Flag of Old Chi¬cago.”WEEKEND SONG (Continued from page 1)increases, but is, if anything, merelybringing itself into somewhere theposition its sister institutions alreadyoccupy.“I am glad that, at the same timewhen we have found it necessary totake this step, we have been able toadopt measures for increased finan¬cial help to worthy students of lim¬ited means.”Ok<- I took my girl to the Periling,Sfie WOuldn’t go alone;S’datn good thing I brought my girlT’wm she who brought me home!“PARTIES Should Be ModernizedSay Merriam”—Maroon head. Mod¬ernized? Ye Gods! Prof. Merriam,don’t base your opinions on thoseQuadrangle Club affairs. Write right! Longhand is out ofdate! Clear-cut typewritten work,neatly laid out will get for you thehighest grades. See all makes of type¬writers this week at Woodworth’sBook Store. Colonel Wedgwood is said to be oneof the most colorful personalities inthe Labor movement and an out¬standing leader in British politics anddiplomacy. A member of the prom¬inent Wedgwood family, he has, sincehis graduation from the Royal Navalcollege in 1895, devoted himself toimportant social and human welfaremovements. He is the author of sev¬eral books.Official CollegeFR4TF.RNITYJewelryBadjes-Rings-NovelliesWARREN PIPER & CO.31 N. STATE ST.DANCE PROGRAMSARGUMENTIf parties got more modernized,And girls increased their pace-—The only way they could change nowWould he to speak in bass! JEWELRY • STATIONERYDesigned and Produced ByThe FRATERNITY Shop14 W. WASH. ST. CHICAGO, ILL.Somebody Must Pay the FiddlerDear Turk:Last week . . when I read in theMaroon that people with Tuition re¬ceipts were to be given dancing les¬sons . . . free . . I was overjoyed . .elated . . . but I knew there’d be ahitch . . some place . . awwwww . .!—Ruth. .INDIGNATION J. H. FINNEGANDRUGGISTWoodlawn Ave. at 55th St.CIGARS. CIGARETTES andCANDYSTATIONARY AND FOUN¬TAIN PENSThis certain Prof, called Teddy L.Arouses all my furies.His marking system gets my goat;He should be tried by juries.My paper, eighteen pages long,He gave the mark of D—A girl who wrote hut half a pag^Was marked the same as me!_____ —GeoG— Phone Midway 0708Ask for Goldenrod Ice Cream SHANTY DINNERSPOPULARThe food is good; the guestscheerful and happy; the environ¬ment attractive. 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Our basketballteam licked Wisconsin; the Gymnas¬tic team wriggled all around the Mil¬waukee benders; the swimming teambeat Indiana; our Water-polo teamsplashed ahead of their opponentsand we made six passes in a rowFriday night before we lost ’em on aLittle Joe.—TERRIBLE TURKTouristthird cabin'to EUROPEWith college parties onfamous“O” steamers ofThe t'oya! Mail LineWrite fc~ llluttrated Booklet.SchocI efForeign Travel* Inc.112 Callage St.. New Fwan, Conn. ’MOSER1rJh« Business College with uUniversity AtmosphereBeginning on the first ofApril , July. October, and Jan¬uary, we conduct a Special,course in stenography, whichcomplete, intensive three-months course in stenographywhich is open toCOLLEGEGRADUATES ANDUNDERGRADUATESONLYEnrollments for this coursemust he made before the open¬ing day- preferably some timein advance, to be sure of aplace in the class.Stenography opens the wayto independence, and is a verygreat help in any position inlife. 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It was only at the insistenceof my supporters that I consented tocarry the independent standard inthis race. I was, from the first, op*posed to runnifig, but I gave upthoughts of self for that greatercause of justice and right, but I ac¬quiesced to the desires of my follow¬ers only after some struggle and considerable misgivings. Well, it isall over now, and I have nothing butheartiest congratulations to offer mysuccessful opponent. No, I shall notdemand a recount.” Exhausted withthe effort, he slumped down into hischair, his unseeing eyes gazing faroff into space.Special sale on trunks, brief cases,and all kinds of traveling goods.We do all kinds of repairing.Hyde Park Trunk Store1117 E. 55th StreetNear UniversityTel. Hyde Park ft!W>Proprietor. B. HARTMAN.LOOKto Your FutureNOWYour college education has opened the world ofoDprrtuni v beiorr vof choice than a non-college man. 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