The Cap andGown has invent¬ed an original fea¬ture for the 1926volume.Vol. 25 No. e jlaroon Seven Froshhave been nomi¬nated for classpresident. It lookslike a hot race.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, JANUARY 14, 1926 Price Five CentsNEW FEATURESIMPROVE 1926CAP AND GOWNPrint Eight Pages of Bookon Antique ParchmentIs PlanSeveral supplementary sectionswill make the 1926 Cap and Gownone of the best annuals publishedinside the quadrangles within thelast few years. Charles Eckstein, edi¬tor of the book, said so as part of astatement he issued late yesterdayafternoon.Eight pages of the book will beprinted on antique parchment, aninnovation in college annuals. Theywill be illuminated in three colorsby James Root.Leather CoverEckstein also pointed out othersalient features of the new annual.The cover will be of the latest Ger¬man design, made from one-fourthinch leather stock, and inscribed witha large, embossed inscription.In addition to the eight tri-colorpages, there will be thirty pagesprinted by a two color process, andlavishly decorated end sheets.Enlarge SectionsOne hundred pages of the bookwill be devoted to athletics and eightpages to intimate views of campuslife. The quadrangles will furnishsubjects for thirty sketches through¬out the book, the work to be doneby such artists as James Root, BillCoUnt and Rainey Bennett.Social events of the year will re¬ceive solicitous attention, if the pro¬ductions of the editor’s statementmaterialise.The athletic section will include,as one of its many features, actionpictures of the individual footballplayers. One of its new featureswill be pictures of the Illinois game,taken from the moving picture film,that was shown immediately afterthe game at the leading moving pic¬ture theatres of the city.The book will sell for four dollarsand a half until spring, when theprice will go up to five dollars.bookjackets showVARIETY OF COLORSSTYLES AND DESIGNSAn exhibit of bookjackets has beenplaced in Harper W-31 with a viewto show the predominating styles ofthis year. A variety of colors rang¬ing from pale heliotrope to brightvermilion and grotesqueness of de¬sign in figures seems to be this year smode."Bookjackets have style, they haveindividuality; and as styles in t^esschange from year to year, so dobookjackets. The bookjacket has avery definite mission in life,” saidMiss Little, University librarian, "Ifa bookjacket fulfills its duty it mustmake an appeal to the public, suchan appeal that the public will buy.”The books of Ben Hecht areequipped with bizarre jackets whichportray their ribald, bohemianisticcontent, while the adventure of Wil¬liam Shaynor Lyons is hinted at, bythe dashing, romantic portraits whichadorn the jackets of his books."It is the jacket that first attractsthe eye of the casual book buyers.It is a matter of psychology. There¬fore publishers are bending their ef¬forts to put impressionistic jackets ingay colors on the volumes they hopeto become ‘best sellers’.Prof. Merriam Talks,on Italian Nationalism“Some Aspects of Italian National¬ism” will he the subject of a lectureby Prof. Charles Merriam, chairmanof the Political Science department,at a meeting of the II Circalo ItaMjnotoday at 4:30 in Ida Noyes hall. Afterthe speech there will be a businessmeeting at which a new president wi 1 Unveil Portraitto Honor Work- of McLaughlinIn recognition of the twenty yearsof service which Prof. Andrew C.McLaughlin has completed as head ofthe department of history at the Uni¬versity, colleagues and students areunveiling a portrait of him at theQuadrangle club on Saturday, Jan. 16,at 4:30. The portrait will be on ex¬hibition at the club for a few weeks.The portrait of Prof. McLaughlinwas painted by Mr. Malcolm Parcell,a young American artist who wascommissioned to paint one of formerPresident Burton.Friends started a campaign in Juneof last year to secure the necessaryfunds under the leadership of a com¬mittee headed by Miss Cora iM. Get-tys, Harper reference librarian. Stu¬dents of the professor immediatelysubscribed to one quarter of the quotaand the remainder was raised fromamong his friends and fellow his¬torians. During the following aut¬umn the portrait was started and itwas completed previous to the timecontemplated, June, 1926, when Prof.McLaughlin will celebrate his twen¬tieth anniversary as chief executiveof the history department. CUT PLAYFtSTASPIRANTS INFIRST TRYOUTCandidates ReducedTwenty in CloseCompetition ToTHREE ENTERFROSH RACEMorganstem, Stouffer, andWiles PetitionThree nominations by petition,made yesterday, brought the numberseeking the freshman class presi¬dency to seven. These nominated yes¬terday are George Morganstem,Jack Stoufer and Alice Wiles Can¬didates previously announced areGeorge Reed, Perry Thomas, Clar¬ence Fox and George Poole.Nominations are now clo&ed,Charles Anderson, president of theUndergraduate council, announcesand the candidates for all offices willbe introduced at the freshman ban¬quet, Friday, January 15. Attend¬ance at this banquet will be limitedto seventy, and the demand is heavy,as fraternities, clubs, and othergroups are planning to support theircandidates. President Max Masonwill speak, and Frank O’Hara, direc¬tor of student activities, will be toast¬master.Candidates for other offices, aspreviously announced are: vice-presi¬dent, Violet Holmes, Janet Good, andCharlotte Eckai*t; secretary, CarolSimons and Dorothy Frame; treasur¬er, Rainey Bennett, Harry BradleyDonald McGuiness and Frank Car- Candidates for parts in the dra¬matic association’s annual Settlementbenefit production, The Playfest,have been reduced by tryouts-rehear-sals from 75 to 20. according toEleanor Metzel and Archie Trebowof the board of selection.Competition, members of the boardsay, has been exceptionally close, andmuch new dramatic talent has beendiscovered. A number of those whohave taken part in past performanceshave also survived the eliminations.Give Three PlaysThere will be three one-act plays,all written by campus playwrights.Nine parts are open in the casts.The selections will continue in Rey¬nolds theatre each afternoon untilthe casts are definitely chosen.Members of the board expressthemselves as highly pleased withthe tryouts, which they declare, areproving unusually successful.Settlement To Get ProceedsThe Playfest will be presentedFeb. 5 in Mandel hall. The proceedswill be given to the University Set¬tlement fund, according to an an¬nouncement made by Archie Trebow,production manager. Financial Journal CharacterizesCollege Students as ImpracticalBecause of World Court StandW. A. A. SPONSORSSING-A-MA-JIG TODAYIN IDA NOYES HALLWomen of the University willgather today at 3:30 in the maingymnasium of Ida Noyes hall to takepart in the W. A. A. “Sing-a-ma-jig.”Mrs. Charles Robbins, who conductedseveral classes in singing last quar¬ter will lead the singing.Mrs. Robbins will be accompaniedat the piano by her daughter, Helen,who was graduated from the Univer¬sity two years ago. Miss Robbinswas prominent in activities on cam¬pus and was also secreary of W. A. A.Mimeograph copies of the 9ongs whichwill be sung will be distributed amongthe women. According to EleanorFish, president of W. A. A., underwhose auspices the affair will be con¬ducted, all women have been urgedto come and learn some new cleverand catchy college songs."This is one of the first attemptsof the University to encourage sing¬ing among the campus women,” saidEleanor Pish last night. "It is notonly an original but a very cleverplan.” Science ExplainsWhy Men HaveAlways Waited“Time and tide wait for no man”says the old saw. but many men havewaited long and often for women,about whom the adage says naught.Inquisitive professors and students atJohns Hopkins university have con¬ducted a series of experiments at vari-out eastern colleges in an effort tosolve this problem.The reason for the habitual tardi¬ness, according to Dr. G. D. Stewart,of Johns Hopkins university, who fos¬tered the experiments, is purely psy¬chological. The tests were the samefor both men and women. Each sub¬ject was given a particular duty tofulfill. Some read from a book; othersaccomplished small tasks. At the endof a specific length of time the ex¬aminer questioned the students as tothe number of minutes it had takeneach to finish his work. Th.e majorityof the women judged incorrectly. Themen, on the whole, judged the timecorrectly and those who gave errone¬ous answers were not as far distantfrom the correct answer as were thewomen.Dr. Stewart claims that women donot know how to judge time whenthey dress, and therefore are veryseldom punctual, although they arenot naturally slower than men. Charging that college students aretoo impractical and idealistic to takea definite hand on such a momentousquestion as the entrance of the UnitedStates into the World court, the Fian-cial and Commercial Chronicle, in aneditorial entitled “Propaganda on theWorld Court,” opposes such methodsof influencing public opinion as strawvotrs and intercollegiate conference."We question the advisability ofschools^,colleges and universities hold¬ing referendums on the question ofentering the World Court and the cov¬ert attempt thus to utter speech forthe people. Youth is idealistic. Itholds more to the abstract than to theconcrete. In this sense it is imprac¬tical. Given a glittering proposal forfuid-hering the world peace and itsenthusiasm takes fire. Led by thetheories of academic origin it comesto believe itself to be a factor inworld progress. It is prone to mis¬take this for wisdom. An urge to dosomething for human bettermentseems an imperative duty. While out¬side' the shadowy cloisters of studythere beats upon the real control in ademocracy the fierce light of struggleand controversy. To youth, adventur¬ing far in the world, a world of thestudent’s dream, may seem wiser thatso-called national isolation. To thevoter, who thinks and toils, seasonedin the strife of politics and encom¬passed by the domestic problems ofeconomics and industry, caution evento the point of hesitation and delay,may seem to be the road to safetyand security."We do not charge secret design inthe?** college efforts. We contemplateonlv the fact. There is danger thatthey be given undue weight by thecasual thinker. While school andchurch are separate under govern¬ment, they are neither of them inGovernment. WILKINS STARTS ONROAD TO RECOVERYWhether Dean Ernest HatchWilkins will resume his capacity ofDean of the Colleges is problemat¬ical, and depends entirely on theresults of his stay at the Presby¬terian hospital.This is the crux of a statementmade early today by Dr. HermanL. Kretschmer, his physician. "Mr.Wilkins has made definite progressin the last few days,” declared Dr.Kretschmer."He is much better now thanwhen he was first brought to thehospital. Considering his nervouscondition, he has done very well.We cannot say, however, when hewill be able to leave the hospital,and when he may resume part orall of his University duties.”Both Dr. Kretschmer and Mr.Wilkins’ nurse stated that he hasnot. at any time been in a seriouscondition.PUBLISH ATLASSETTLEMENT NIGHTHEADS CELEBRATESUCCESS OF DRIVEPREXY HAS DAY FOR“DEBT LIQUIDATION”"Debt liquidation day” was calledat Capital University recently byPresident Otto Mees, head of the in¬stitution. Interested in the mostdeeply rooted college tradition ofwhich America can boast—that ofborrowing, Dr. Mees has determinedto remedy the "collegiate malady.”* “Whether soap, shirt, studs, ordress suit, it is an old tale—forgottenresponsibilities,” explained Dr. Mees."And the acme of forgetfulness isattained in the realm of the collegialisfinancial operations. He borrows andforgets. Liquidation day is the set¬tlement.” Committee chairmen and membersof the winning teams in the last Set¬tlement drive will attend the annualSettlement drive theatre party, Tues¬day, Jan. 26. Seward Covert, co-chairman of the campaign, announcedthe plans and date for the affair to¬day.Besides Covert and Carolyn Pratt,executives of the drive, heads of allcommittees whose combined workmade the drive a record success, willbe present. Parker Hall and EllenMcCracken, co-chairmen of finance;Alta Cundy and Don McGinnis, co-chairmen of vaudeville; CatherineCampbell and Robert Carr, co-chair-nien of decorations; George Bates andElizabeth Stewart, co-chairmen incharge of music; William Hettmanand Milton Kreines, program man¬agers; Paul Cullom and LucyXamon,managers of booths; Frances Kendalland Graham Stewart, in charge ofdonations, and George Wiemer, direc¬tor of tag day; these executives havereceived invitations.Mary Harvey, who captainqjl thewinning women’s team, will brin^ herassistants, while Holmes Boynton andhis team will be present."Although the place of the partyhas not yet been determined,” saidCovert, "we shall see either ‘Pigs’ or‘Blossom Time.’ ” Prof. Frost IncludesPhotographs ManyAn atlas of the milky way madepossible by a grant from the Carnegieinstitution of Washington is to bepublished early this year under thedirection of Prof. Edwin B. Frost,head of the Yerkes observatory of theUniversity, it is announced in the ob¬servatory’s bulletin for 1926. Thepublication will contain selected printsfrom more than 3,500 photographsof the milky way made by the lateProf. E. E. Barnard of the Yerkesstaff."The collection will be the mostcomplete of any that has been pub¬lished previously,” a statement ofProf. Frost declared. "We are grate¬ful to the Carnegie institute for itsassistance.”(Continued on page 4) NAME QUALITIESNECESSARY FORPERFECT CHILDSleep, Diet, and ExerciseNamed in HealthFormulaAdequate sleep, a simple, whole¬some diet, and out-of-door exercisesconstitute the formula for making the"perfect child,” it is revealed in theplans set forth by Miss Lydia Roberts,assistant professor of home economicsat the University, for development ofthe University’s co-operative nurseryduring 1926. It is thought that thework of the nursery, in which child¬ren of the University community arecared for scientifically, will help totide them over the so-called “danger¬ous age” from two to five.Come In MorningChildren are brought to the nurseryin the morning, and when they aretaken home at night they have gonethrough a carefully supervised dayduring which they have had a bal¬anced lunch, adequate hours for sleepin the afternoon and time for playA new ultra-violet ray lamp will beused in the nursery to give the child-02 Mil KY U/A Y ren the benefit of sun’s rays that are4 IfllLilY I fin 1 absent during winter months, MissRoberts says.The nursery has a three-fold pur¬pose, according to Miss Roberts. Ithouses children who otherwise mightnot have the benefits of scientific care.It serves as an educational institutionfor mothers who attend fortnightlylectures and who learn how to carefor their children by approved meth-ods. It is a laboratory for graduatestudents in the Univeristy departmentof home economics who contemplatea home or who are planning to enterthe field of child welfare in univer¬sities or social service.Make ExaminationsIt is possible to teach children howto sleep well and eat properly, MissRoberts points out. An efficient staffstudies problems of this sort and thenturns the results of its investigationon the children. Appetites are ad¬justed as are disorders of the youngnervous systems. Nursery equipmentas well as human ingenuity has beenadapted to the solution of child prob¬lems. With this emphasis, Miss Rob¬erts thinks, the production of not onlyhealthy citizens but the perfect child¬ren will be a probability of the notfar distant future.The nursery takes care of aboutforty children daily whose ages rangefrom two to six.Yale UndergradsCan’t See ForcedChapel ExercisesQUADRANGLER PLEDGESQuadrangler announces the pledg¬ing of Edythe Mariani and JaneSheean of Chicago. Mason Is Guest atHitchcock TonightResidents of Hitchcock hall will en¬tertain Pres. Max Mason tonight from7 to 8, at the first smoker of theWinter quarter.President Mason will give a shorttalk based on his brief connection withthe University and long experiencewith students. The comrrtfftee incharge promises entertainment. Compulsory attendance at chapelwas overwhelmingly opposed by thestudents at Yale College when theyexpressed their disapproval of theinstitution by a vote of 1681 againstand 241 for. By a three-to-one ma¬jority the faculty also expressed itsdisapproval of the continuance ofcompulsory chapel.The vote was a representative one.Nearly two thousand out of 23000eligible undergraduate voters express¬ed their opinions.A petition is now being circulatedby the Yale News, reading as follows:"We, the undersigned undergrad¬uates of-Yale College and the Com¬mon Freshman Year, do hereby pe¬tition the faculty of Yale College andthe faculty of the Common FreshmanYear that the element of compulsorvattendance be removed from Yale*^religious services. We have reachedthis decision after a week devoted toopen discussion and a two day refer¬endum which gave evidence that theundergraduates are of this opinionto the extent of 1681 for and 241against. It is our earnest wish thatthe faculty of Yale College and thefaculty of the Common SEEK VOLUNTEERSFOR SOCIAL WORKIN Y. M. CAMPAIGNUniversity men who can devote oneevening each week to the supervisingand training of boys at the UniversitySettlement house will be placed according to their abilities by theY. M. C. A.Leaders are needed for gymnasiumgroups and basketball squads com¬posed of the older boys of the district.The younger boys’ groups which meetfor gym work, athletic contests, clubs,handiwork and the like are also inneed of competent men to direct them.The Y. M. C. A., through its socialservice committee, sends out a calleach year for volunteer workers whowould be willing to perform such ser¬vices. Men, who would like to do thistype of work, will be assigned togroups at once if they will hand intheir names at the Y. M. C. A. offic?.After a year of this work they willbe eligible for admission into KednRemthet, honorary service organiza-Freshman | tion at the University.Year pursue the policy for which adesire is herein so clearly expressed.”On the first, day of its circulation,the Yale undergraduate petition re¬questing the elimination of the com¬pulsory feature of , chapel exercisesgathered 1312 signatures. DELTA SIGMA PLEDGESDelta Sigma announces the pledg¬ing of Marion Garber, of Blooming¬ton, Ill., Catherine Fosberg, and MarySjostrom, both of Chicago.[WJT ttj ! (ry. .1 if1 -|J|1L, - - ■ .i.r~ r,Tn N-ruPage Two mmmm—THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 14, 1926®t|p Sathj iiiarmmFOUNDED IN 1901 What ’s On TodayTHE OFFICIAL 8TUDBNT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO Members ox the Sophomore Classcouncil will meet tomorrow at 2:30I in Cobb 206. Shailer Mathews of the DivinitySchool tonight at 7:30, 6736 Wood-i lawn Avenue. “How Much Theol¬ogy Should a Pastor Know” will bethe subject of a talk by Rev. GilbertWilson. quet tonight in Hutchinson cafe. Thespeaker of the evening will be Rev.Timothy Stone.AUtWBB.ratM:Published mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, daring the iWinter and 8prlag quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subecrtptton13.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents eachEntered as aecond-class mail at the Chicago Postotflce, Chicago, Illinois, March IS.1906. under the act of March 3. 1873.The Dally Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business OfficeFairfax 5522. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsIhe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion in its columns on allsubjects of student interest. Contributors must sign their fuU names to communlcalions, but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women’s EditorDeerner Lee News EditorKeese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News Editor‘iui i i. auiaes Sports EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Women’s EditorRuth Daniels .. Assistant Women’s EditorAlta Cundy Social EditorMary Winner Hughes Feature Writeri con Ualiusky Day EditorGeorge Jones ...._ Day EditorGeorge Koehn Day EditorA1 Widdifleld ... .Day EditorWilliaui Smith Day EditorAlice Kinsman Sophomore EditorRoselle Moss Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTSidney Bloomeathal, Circulation DirectorEthan Granqulst Office DirectorLeland Neff Advertising Direeto*Milton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerTbotnae Field Copy Manage*Jack Plncus Classified ManagerDudley Emerson AuUUoiEldred Neubauer Downtown Copy Manage-%Charles Harris Advertising Assist amFrederick H. KretschmerLocal Copy Manage*Jerome Delis Office Manage'PLACES TO STUDY/ | Miere are reading rooms and reading rooms and reading rooms.But does the Universtiy boast of a library reading room whichfulfils the requirements of a real place in which to pursue the art oflearning.Yes, the University provides a library in almost everyone of thebuildings on campus. There is Harper Memorial library, the mainlibrary of the campus. It is large; it provides ample room for manystudents to study in. But it is too noisy. The constant coming and go¬ings, the conversations, and what not, are not conducive to concen¬trated study. Classics library is quiet; it is rarely crowded beyond ca¬pacity. But the type of books and the number of books in Classicslibrary is limited, and E-1 1 is far from Classics.Some place some especial place which will provide the accout¬rements and the quiet needed for study, is obviously necessary.rT'he Maroon notes with a good deal of satisfaction the newly-an-nounced policy of the Cap and Gown not to use more than onepage for any fraternity. The space thus saved can be put to so manyother advantageous uses that it is hardly necessary to list them, ap¬parent as they must be to all. And after all, the old system ofspreading over two pages a lot of information of no particular inter¬ests the world at large was not a very good one. No one caresmuch if Omicron Omicron Omicron was founded in 2 1 B. C. or not;they generally wish it hadn’t been.In the interest of the fratenities so deprived of necessary publici¬ty we might suggest that some of the space saved be devoted to In¬tramural Athletics if instead of rather dry figures, the Cap and Gowncould give some pictures of winning teams, and devote some spaceto live write-ups of some of the games and in general brighten up thesection devoted to Intramurals, it would serve two purposes, namely,that of promoting interest in Intramural games, and of giving the frat¬ernities space accordnig to their merits.“COLLEGIATE”By Art Gudgettt/'^OLLEGLATE," synonymous with “absurdity,” ‘‘imbecility,”or “idiocy” is the popular expression which is used to epictand justify the actions of our present day younger generation . It isa term which, in addition to denoting, excuses all vagaries in con¬duct and in dress. It explains vulgarity, raucousness, and noise; itwarrants looseness, licentiousness, and loudmouthedness. A per¬son who is collegiate is one who sacrifices his individuality to thehalf-cocked and half-baked ideas of a smart aleck coterie who havenot been spanked sufficiently in their impressionable years. Thecollegiate one must be able to hold a sufficient amount of gin tobecome amiably, cleverly, and popularly drunk. He must be wellversed *r he proper technicalities of how to treat a decent girlwith the proper lack of respect. His father is “the old man,” andall of his relatives are fools and dull yokels.Acting “collegiate” is a legal form of disorderly conduct. Thesimple rules of courtesy, gentility, and gentlemanliness, are, ofcourse, considered stiff and old fashioned. The collegiate one mustalways be at ease; this also includes remaining in their seats whenladies enter the room.Being “collegiate,” to sum up the definition, is a state of mentaldeterioration which encourages the adoption of any exaggerated stylein clothes, outlandish form of dancing, hard leather heels, and sus¬penders. “Nonspecific Resistance’’ will begiven at 4:30 in Harper Assemblyroom. “The Place of Shakespeare inElizabethan Drama” w.ll be ihe sub¬ject of the address given by ErnestH. C. Oliphant of England and Aus¬tralia. -Physics club will meet at 4:30 inRyerson 32. “Order of Appearanceof Spectrum Lines” will be the topicdiscussed by G. S. Monk, and “X-Ray Electrons” will be the topic ofMr. B. D. Holbrook.Theology club will meet with DeanFORD COUPE FOR. SALE$135A no. 1 condition, looks likenew. Must sell at once.Self starter, heater, and ev¬ery accessory. TelephoneT varsity 870. Wesley club will have a tea from4 to 6 in the north reception roomof Ida Noyes hall.Eta Sigma Phi, the Undergraduateclassical club, will hold its quarterlyinitiation at 4:30 in Classics 20.Westminster club will hold a ban-THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarctt *» Fountain ServiceTel H. Park 0761( orner Fibs Avenue and 55th St. Radio lecture from station WMAQwill be broadcast at 9 from MitchellTower. The subject will be “HowOur Party System Works” by Prof.Charles G. Merriam, of the PoliticalScience department.University men have been invitedto attend the Y. M. C. A. open housebetween 4 and 6 in the south loungeof the Reyn#lds club.Special salt iruu*a. brief cases,siul all kinds of traveling goodsWe do all kinds of repairing.Hyde Park Trunk Store1117 E. 55th StreetNear UniversityTel. Hyde Park 0‘IM)Proprietor B HARTMAN LE\RN TO DANCE NOW.TERESA DOLAN DANCINGSCHOOL1208 E. 63rd .^t. Nr. WoodlswnC(asses e\ery eve. at 8. Beginners Mon.and Thurs. Private lessons any time.Tel. Hvdr Park 3080■ERNSTRQCflLiY•5609-mR PER-AVE-•POTDHyOE>PflRtY6262-•flKnsr-pnoroGRflpncRPRIVATE DANCING LESSONSIn a course of four lessons one canacquire the steps of the Waltz. One-Sten and Fox-trot. *5 00.LUCIA HENDERSHOT1367 E. 57th St. Hyde Park 2314 That smoothrich flavorNestlesMILK CHOCOLATERichestin Cream!3*.-. IO«- P L A I N AMO ALMQNO□□□ '□j \bung Men’s Suitsand OvercoatsNow Sharply RepricedFor Clearance* I 'HE suits are models of our ownA exclusive design for young men.The suitings are almost entirelyEnglish and Scottish weaves—supe¬rior, distinctive.The overcoats are likewise mostlyof imported woolens—in the populartube models and box styles, fly-frontand button-through.• The reductions have been thorough,as may be gathered from an inspec¬tion of the sleeve tickets. nThere Are Outstanding Values InSuits, $45; Overcoats, $35, $50 niSUITS—Third floor OVERCOATS—fourth FloorMARSHALL FIELD &> COMPANYTHE STORE FOR MENiaaoanoaaaanaaaaannaanaaanaaaaoaanaaaaaanaDaaDaaDaDaoDGaaanoaaaaaauaanaaaaoaaDuaaaDQDDaDaoaDanDDfA<*>rj I-M Basketball ref¬erees will meet todayat the Delta Sig House,5635 University. The Daily j SPORTS Maroon The meeting will lastfrom five to six o’clock.There wlil be a discus¬sion of rules.Thursday Morning January 14, 1926PLAN GALA I-M ICE SKATING CARNIVALBegin Play in Inter-Greek Bowling TourneyPRESENT LOVINGCUP TO BIG TENCHAMPS OF YEAROhio Stale I-M DepartmentMakes Offer ofPrizeGreen athletes will turn their atten¬tion to still another sport next weekwhen the intra-mural bowling matcheswill start. This was one of the mostpopular of all activities last winterand practically every fraternity aswell as some independent organiza¬tions are entering teams.All the matches will be held in theReynolds student club house wherespecial hours will be reserved for theintra-mural games. Already a greatnumber of fraternity men have beenout cracking the maples and severalhigh scores have been annexed.Many AwardsAs in the other intra-mural sportsa great number of awards will be giv¬en the various winners. To the Uni¬versity champion will go a specia*bowling trophy while beautiful silverloving cups will be given to secondand third place winners. Gold, silverand bronze medalettes will be givento the members of the first three inthe circuit.A gold medal will be given to theindividual having the highest averageduring tho tourney thus giving anindividual as well as a team aspectto the matches and assuring a mana chance for a trophy whether he beon a winning team or not.To Crown Big Ten ChampsThe intra-mural department ofOhio State University has announcedthat it will give a silver loving cup tothe fraternity champion of the west¬ern conference. This is an excellentchance for a team to pop a nice trophyalthough there will be some tough fivefrom the other schools in the big ten.Under the new rules formulated bythe department, five men will consti¬tute a team and three games will bebowled at each match. The total num¬ber of pins will be the scoring basisand the team winning two out ofthree games will win the match. Playwill begin Thursday, Jan. 21 and ailmatches will be under the supervisionof intra-mural officials. Plea For Gymnasts, Who WinChampionships But No GloryBy Victor Roterus“The University gym team willstrive to uphold its prestige of a de¬cade when they will meet .” Foryears this simple but weighty sen¬tence has graced the fair columns ofthis sport sheet, and also, we gravelyfear, it and subsequent ones havebeen wretchedly neglected by our usu¬ally generous and broadminded read¬ing public. Or what reason is therethat accounts for the scanty andmeager gathering at present whenWHAT of IT?^CEOUpe MOHGEN9TESPThe university has all too few tra¬ditions, and now Mr. Tom Eck hasgone and broken up one of the oldestand, if I do say it, most noble of themall. Mr. Eck has long been connectedwith Maroon sports and with sportsof all kinds. In his day he was cham¬pion of Canada in the standing jumpwith dumbells, and he was also anexpert bicycle racer and pocket bil¬liard player back in the days beforethe Gay Nineties. With such a back¬ground as this, it was no wonder thatMr. Eck was selected, some time inthe dim, dark days beyond recall, tohelp condition and coach Chicagoteams.Baskehnen ContinueStrenuous PracticePractice and more practice is thedailv menu that is being dished outto the Maroon cage team as thev toilin their efforts to perfect an offenseto beat the highly rated Wisconsinquintet. Nergren is concentrating onthe shooting of the forwards for ittakes baskets to win games no mat¬ter how good defensively a team is.Probably the same lineup that tookthe floor against Iowa will face theMeanwell basketeers for these^ menf are receiving the major attention inpractice. “Zimmie" and Sackett whoperformed creditably against theHawkeyes are slated for the forwards,with Capt Alyea at the tip off posi¬tion.Chuck Hoerger and John McDon¬ough will start at guards with WallieMarks ready to fill in should one of# them be removed for fouls. Norgrenplaces his hones in these men althoughthree of them are sophomores and areas yet inexperienced in regard to con¬ference competition. One of the most useful features inthe system of track practice in Bart¬lett Gym has always been the dailypractice chart, on which your candi¬date for the track team, freshman orvarsity, each day inscribed the amountand condition of his jogging on thacparticular occasion. The form — hvery simple one — was as follows:Monday Calvin Coolidge jogTuesday ” ” jogAnd so on. This chart was conve¬niently hung on the wall of the base¬ment training room, and there it wasaccessible to all and sundry. Coach Hoffer’s energetic membersfaithfully tumble and float throughtheir maneuvers in another valianteffort to uphold this age-old reputa¬tion.Risk Necks But No GloryHere are these lads, risking theirnecks nightly in fatiguing practicesessions, so that the colors of theirschool will float high in gymnasticcircles and earnestly hoping thatsomeone besides their thoughtfulparentage will witness the humblespectacle offered by them when theymeet with a team from another in¬stitution. And who invariably at¬tends? No one but Pa, Ma, possiblySis, and some of the coach’s dearestfriends.Campus Has Dut^Here is a most singular situation.The fotball team, which beat Purduethis fall, was greeted by a thunderousovation from the lusty throats ofthousands whenever it rushed out onStagg field. Whenever the basketballquintet, which beat Michigan lastyear, files out they are hailed by apacked house. But when an athleticgroup which has been winning cham¬pionships since Tom Eck wore shorttrousers prances out they are greetedby ominous silence.They meet the Milwaukee Y. M.C. A. ^turday night in Bartlett at8 o’clock. The campus has a debt topay.MULTIPLE USE OFWHISTLE NECESSARYIN TANK POLOIt was a remarkable phenomenomof the good old times how much run¬ning was done by aspiring trackcandidates who were never seen in asuit, let alone on the track. Each daythere was a modest “jog,” or “2 fastlaps,” or “25 laps” written on thedaily form chart after their names,although Mr. Eck, looking long andhard, was never able to spy them outin the mob who had cluttered up histrack that afternoon. The dodge, Ihave heard, was an especially com¬mon one in use among those fresh¬men and sophomores who did not de¬sire to spend their time in physicalculture classes, as it prescribed in theby-laws of the university. So, by go¬ing out for track, they were excusedfrom attendance at such classes, andby writing a daily “jog” down on thechart they were freed from any sortof exercise at all. Truly, it was anoble business.But Mr. Tom Eck was not to befooled by any such paltry trick. Aftermature consideration, extending overa period of some twenty years, he ar¬rived at the conclusion that anyonewho did not visibly run around thetrack under his own eyes could notpossibly have run at all upon thatparticular day. And so, followingout this process of logic, he arrivedat the further conclusion that anyonewho had written “jog” on the chartwithout having possibly been able torun on that particular day was no(Continued on page 4) Coach MacGillivray maintains thatit is absolutely necessary to use thefoul whistle often in order to insureclean sportsmanship in the new gameof water polo. Last year the WaterBasketball pastime afforded great op¬portunities for the men training forthe wrestling team, and soon thesport degenerated into' one of theroughest as well as most unsports¬manlike of team competition. Towardthe end of last year’s season the gamewas no more than an excuse to satisfypast grudges under the rather securecover of the splashing waters.The big ten coaches have stressedthe point of clean play in the newsport, and so the noise caused by thereferee’s blown objections are no moreobnoxious to the onlookers than care¬less refereeing is to the players.The Maroon representatives of thiswater sport under the leadership ofCaptain P. Petrolewitz have throughconstant hard work developed- into asquad of eminent strength.Hall, the blond haired giant goalkeeper, is classed as one of the mostable defenders in the conference. Thegoal tender’s playing is most import¬ant as well as a responsible part inthe game. A strong team with aweak goal tender is lost before start¬ing. Having a reliable man at thenet posts and a strong offense of thelocal caliber is quite an accomplish¬ment considering that this is the firstseason the game has been played.J. H. FINNEGANDRUGGISTWoodlawn Ave. at SSth St.CIGARS. CIGARETTES andCANDYSTATIONARY AND FOUN¬TAIN PENSPhone Midway 0708Ask for Goldenrod Ice Cream I. A. C. Star GivesSprinters PointersLoren Murchison, one of thegreatest sprinters in the world,now representing the I. A. C., gavethe Maroon sprint candidates somevaluable pointers on starting andthe use of the hands in fast start¬ing Murchison is training atBartlett Gym for a strenuous in¬door season starting with meets inNew Yox'k in the near future.The famous dash man who is anauthority on the fine points ofsprinting gave the few onlookers areal thrill when he reeled off a fastfifty yards. Lonnie Stagg declaredthat Murchison would offer a fewmore helpful hints to the sprinterson the days that he worked out atBartlett. Other I. A. C. stars in¬cluding Harold Osborn are expect¬ed to take advantage of the trackin Bartlett Gym.RECEIVE ENTRIESFOR TRACK MEETEntries have been coming in dailyfor the Seventh Annual Cook CountyTrack Meet for city and suburbanhigh schools. It is sponsored by theUniversity, which is to be run off inthree meets, the first of which beingsat 9:30 o’clock next Saturday morn¬ing. Over thirty of the leading highschools in the city and suburban lea¬gues were invited to compete, and asthis meet is regarded as an outstand¬ing indoor track event in prep circlesit is anticipated that nearly all willenter teams.Many teams have been pointing to¬wards this meet, by much preparationsince the beginning of the school year.Little can be foretold as to the rela¬tive strength of the various teams asmany of last year’s star performershave graduated. Senn High, whonosed out Oak Park for the cham¬pionship last year is reported to haveanother strong aggregation.Over a hundred men are said to beundergoing strenuous workouts forButch Scanlon’s Hyde Park outfit. Iffamiliarity with the Bartlett trackmeans anything, University Highshould find the daily practice heldthere of some value.“■h^TO SE R—she Business College with uUniversity Atmosphere*Beginning on the first ofApril , July, October, and Jan¬uary, we conduct a Special,course in stenography, whichcomplete, intensive three-months course in stenographywhich is open toCOLLEGEGRADUATES ANDUNDERGRADUATESONLYEnrollments for this coursemust be made before the open¬ing day—preferably some timein advance, tt> be sure of aplace in the class.Stenogranhy opens the wayto independence, and is a verygreat help in any position inlife. The ability to taVe short¬hand notes of lectures ser¬mons, conversations, and inmany other situations is agreat asset.Bulletin on RequestNo Solicitors EmployedPaul Moser, J. D., Ph. B.,President116 S. Michigan Ave.12th Fleer Phone Randolph 434Only High School Graduate,are ever enrolled at MOSERGirls, only, in the day school(3877) WASHINGTON PARK RINK WILL BESCENE OF EVENT; PLAN WOMEN’SCOMPETITION AS WELL AS MEN’SRobert Engborg Put in Direct Management of Affair; ManyEvents Are Carded for Days of Feb. 4and 5thAll the thrills and glamor of St.Moritz will be found on the Midwayon February 4th and 5th. The Intra¬mural department, whose untiringefforts has brought athletic partici¬pation of every kind to the under¬graduates, has completed arrange¬ments for a gala skating carnival tobe held on those dates at the Wash¬ington Park rink.In order to secure every facilityto assure the success of the event,the South Park’s Commission hasbeen invited to cooperate with theIntramural department in staging thebig affair. In accepting this invita¬tion, the Commission stated that they;would bend every effort to make thecarnival a huge success and will takecomplete charge of marking and po¬licing the skating rink.Women May CompetePending the approbation of the University officials, a complete listof women’s events will be on the pro¬gram. This will 4be the first time inthe history of the University thatmen and women will be enabled toenjoy athletic participation togetherand promises to be much enhanced bythe prospect of it. There will bethree events for the women whichwill be of unusual interest, namely,the 220, 440, and 880 yard races.The latter will be a relay and willafford the women’s clubs an oppor¬tunity to establish an annual cham¬pionship affair.Robert Engborg in chargeThe carnival is under the directmanagement of Robert Engborg whoannounced today that there will bea beautiful silver trophy emblematicof the nordic sport for the organiza¬tion winning the carnival, and gold,(Continued on page 4)^ Chicago'sgreatest danceorchestrasfor uour jparti™-:/HARRISON -At ■■■0%Q3 /Williamsmeans an easy shaverT“,HE wetness in Williams lather quickly drivesA the oil-film from each hair, softening itthoroughly for easy cutting. And the mildness ofthis powerful lather leaves the face cool, glove-smooth, as refreshed as after a massage. Thelarge-size tube ofWilliamsShavingCream is 35c;double-size 50c, containing twice as much cream.always insist on williamsIIIPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. JANUARY 14, 1926f AVbisdeTO TERRIBLE TURKAs I look back I see his face,His eyes so clear and bright,His nose like that of Grecian God,His teeth all pearly white—His golden curls run through the sunla visions of delight.But he is gone, I know not where.’Tis said he has a cold,And so today I’m left his job.My plan I’ll now unfold—I’ll print all contribs he’s refusedAnd risk his anger bold!YES, Terrible Turk is sick and weare taking his place today. Whetherthis, our first trip on the stormy seaof column editing, will be success¬ful depends on how you accept whatis herein printed. But remember—during the last five months we haveformed a friendship with the Turkthat causes us to break with compas¬sion at his sorry plight. Yea! Whoknows but that we are distracted toeven Whistle humor?Yes, the Maroon auditor is good atfixing booksDear Mr. Turk:Please, I would make an awfullygood treasurer for your Whistle Con¬tributor’s Club. I am on an allow¬ance and I can keep books fine. Thelady in E-ll told me so. Last monthI was only $7.59 short, but JackPincus fixed my books so nice thatmy Mamma can’t tell the difference.Lovingly yours,—Little Jackie TO ERECT NEWRAWSON LABSFOR UNIVERSITYDAVE KAATZ came into the Ma¬roon office today with a particulargrievance against the enlarged bookchute at E-ll. He says that in re¬turning his books he has twice justescaped falling in after them, andstrongly recommends that bars beplaced in front of the opening toprevent any such accidents fro^n tak¬ing place.Knowing Dave as we do, we would-very much like to present two furtherrecommendations. First, that thechute be still more enlarged. Andsecond, that the bars be only erectedafter Dave has already slid down theslide!IMPRESSIONhe air wu deathly silent andhe house was ghostly black,nd not a man was to be seeniside the Psi U shack,hen, from up above the stairs, ringing cry transcended—Here’s one on me!” the freshmanmoaned.'he paddle has descended!DOC REED is laying in a newmedicinal supply in anticipation ofmany cases of grippe within the nearfuture. What with the coming frat¬ernity initiations and so many menwalking around with coat thrownopen to the vest we should say thathe cannot prepare too strongly! Medicine and Surgery LabsTo Join Imposing GroupsNow Being ErectedBuildings in the new UniversityMedical group between Ellis and In-gelside Avenue? are stseadily rising.Plans for the erection of the RawsonLaboratory of Medicine and Surgerywere recently made, the descriptionof which follows:The new Rawson laboratories arefive stories in height, with a supple¬mentary sixth floor on top. The steelframework is so constructed that atany time two addition floors may beadded without any alterations in thepresent building. It is joined on oneside with the Senn Memorial, andon another with the Presbyterianhospital.Although the floor levels of thePresbyterian hospital and the Raw-son laboratories are not the same,patients may be moved from onebuilding to the other by means oftwo special elevators which open onone side into the hospital and onthe other side into the laboratories.Upwards of $28,000 was spent inequipping the two elevators with alllatest devices including a micro-level¬ing mechanism, which brings the ele¬vator to a stop at the exact level ofthe floor, regardless of whether theoperator has been careful in opera¬tion of the car or not. Thus patientsbeing moved in or out of the carwill experience no jar.The first floor is devoted to ad¬ministrative offices and to the library,built to hold more than 25,000 vol¬umes. Each of the second, third andfourth floors has class rooms, cen¬tral reception rooms and separateexamining rooms for men and wom¬en. The second floor will be devotedto the study of pediatrics, children’sdiseases, dermatology, gynecologyand obstetrics. In addition, the bestof X-ray apparatus will be locatedon this floor.The third floor is devoted exclu¬sively to the study of medicine withthe exception of two laboratories foreye study. These eye rooms are to¬tally without natural light and arepainted black to enable the studentsand physicians working there to haveavailable direct artificial light with¬out reflection from the walls. Theserooms and the X-ray laboratoriesare practically the only ones in thebuilding which are not completelylit with natural light.The study of surgery occupies theentire fourth floor, while on the fifth are the Norman Bridge pathologicallaboratories, made possible througha gift of $100,000 by Mrs. NormanBridge. In addition to large labor¬atories with room for thirty-six stu¬dents, there are two private researchlaboratories, a technicians’ room,and a large museum for pathologicalspecimens.All of the laboratories throughoutthe building have the latest labora¬tory devices, including electricallyoperated and accurately controlledincubator hoods, and steam sterilizerovens.The building has metal door jamsand flush doors throughout, makingit as nearly fireproof as possible. Inaddition, a minimum of wood hasbeen used in the trimmings, both asa precaution against possible fire,and in order to make it easier topreserve the strict cleanliness re¬quired in a medical laboratory.The Rawson laboratories and theadjacent Senn memorial building willhouse the Central free dispensary,which organization, during the pastyear gave treatment to more than100,000. Special arrangments havebeen made for the care of these pa¬tients. In many cases mothers seek¬ing treatment bring their childrenwith them to the dispensary, and forthese a children’s play room witha play director in charge is beingestablished. There are two operatingrooms on the fourth floor whereminor operations will be performed,and throughout the building aresmall treatment rooms.Medical research will be stressedin the new building and a numberof private research laboratories havebeen provided for the more advancedstudents conducting independent in¬vestigationsPUBLISH ATLAS OFMILKY WAY WASHINGTON PARKRINK WILL BE SCENEOF THE EVENT(Continued from page 3)silver, and bronze medals will beawarded the winners of first, sec¬ond, and third places in every event.“The Intramural department hasflooded the tennis courts behind Man-del hall in order to provide the stu¬dents with an exclusive rink in whichto practice for the carnival and pros¬pective, contestants may use it at anytime,’’ said Doctor Molander, who isparticularly enthusiastic about thecarnival, and feels sure that it willbecome an annual and importantevent on the University sports ros¬ter.Claude Brignal to Appear| The men’s events will include aninter-fraternity relay and severalnovelty events. Claude Brignal,whose ability to play baseball andspeak Japanese is only surpassed byhis ability on the ice, may be per¬suaded to give an exhibition of fancyskating. The regular men’s eventsare as follows:220 yard drshOne mile440 yard dashHalf mileBack skatingOne mile relay (4 men)Fancy skating (competitive)(Continued from page 1)The text had been nearly completedby Prof. Barnard at the time of hisdeath in February, 1923. During hislast years Prof. Barnard, who wasknown as the greatest visual astrono¬mer, made a special study of the darkmarkings, of the sky, which are nowrecognized as non-luminous nebulae.A HIGH CLASSSERVICEREASONABLYPRICED.S. Feinstein,Opt. D.OPTOMETRIST-OPTICIAN1132 East 55th Street>, the other girl* mu»t have afair chanceSir:noticed the Maroon headline yes-iy, “Women Speakers Holdk Meet.” Will you please let mer the requirements on which thees will base their decisions. Ijure that I can move my tongue;r than any girl in school, andId very much like to entei theAthletically,—Ruth D. C.RRIBLE TURK! We hope youveil soon. We now realize allgonies you must go through be-your column is printed everyWe praise your splendid per-ance in the face of the stuffis thrown at you as contnbu-And may the Chief of Po-himself, help you if you everlick again and make us writeolumn!—GEO-Gment Waving, Shampooing,Marcelling „E JONES SHOPPE1373 East 55th StreetTuesday, Thursday, Friday,and Saturday EveningsPhone Hyde Park 6941 Hot Jazzin -College StyleVansCollegiatesVan’sFraternity FiveVan’sFrivolity SixVan’sPilots of HarmonyEDWARD VANORGANIZATION159 N. State StreetPhones State 8026, 8027, 8028 i *1TT CO WHEY'SMen’s Wear and BilliardsOur New Men’s Store IsNow OpenS. E. Corner S5th end Ellis Ave. Want AdsTO RENT—'Large, pleasant frontroom, reasonable; woman. 5551 Kim-bark, Fairfax 0094. Mrs. McCarter.WANTED—Canvassers to sell fan¬cy flowers and beaded necklaces. 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