I u v vV • ;av pwr„ -Offer last op¬portunity today topurchase year¬book at lowestrates.Vol. 25 No. 42 jHaroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 4, 1925 jLxpecx recoracrowd for finalSettlement tea-dance at Psi U.house.Price Five CentsRE-CREATE OLD SPAIN IN MANDELChange Personnel of Interfratemity CouncilPLACE GREEKPRESIDENTS ASNEW MEMBERSAH Present Members AreAsked to Hand InResignationsThe entire personnel of the Inter-fraternity Council will be asked tohand in their resignations at the coun¬cil meeting next Wednesday nightand their places will be filled by thepresidents of the thirty-three frat¬ernities. This action will be takenas a result of a meeting of the headsof twenty-six fraternities, called byRobert Tieken, president of BetaTheta Pi, last Wednesday night.The purpose of the reorganizationis to promote better and closer rela¬tions among the fraternities.List Council PurposesThe speakers at the meeting wereRobert Carr, president of the counciland Delta Kappa Epsilon, StewartLytle, vice president of the councilrand head of Psi Upsilon, and ThomasMulroy, of Alpha Delta Phi. Thetheme of all the speakers was whatthe council could do, but was not do¬ing. They discussed how its prestigecould be increased and how interfrat¬emity relations could be bettered.The first reorganization meetingwill be held Thursday night at theDelta Kappa Epsilon house. The fol¬lowing plans, proposed by ThomasMulroy, are up for adoption by thecouncil.Draw Up ScheduleFirst, the council, after satisfactorypreliminary discussion and arrange¬ments have been made, will draw upa schedule, by which dates will beset for dances to be given jointly bytwo fraternities.Second, the council will arrange for“exchange” fraternity luncheons;that is, the freshmen and sophomoresof one fraternity would eat with thejuniors and seniors of another.Third, on a set night, one fratern¬ity will serve coffee and sandwichesafter the library has closed, at 10o’clock, to those fraternity men whohave been working thereBILL HAHN’S COLLEGECREW OFFERS MUSICFOR BAZAAR DANCEBill Hahn has offered to furnish themusic for the Y. W. C. A. Bazaardance which will take place next Fri¬day from 4 to 6 in the theatre of IdaNoyes hall. He will donate his owntime and his crew will play at veryreduced rates, according to MarionPlimpton, chairman of the Bazaardance-The following is a list of the clubs(Continued on page 2)* <CHAPEL CHOIR SINGSSUNDAY IN EVANSTONChapel choir of the University willsing at the Vesper service of St.Luke’s Episcopal church of EvanstonSunday at 4:30. The invitation tosing was extended by the rector, Dr.George Craig Stewart and the organ¬ist and choirmaster, Herbert E- Hyde.Two “a capella” numbers will besung as anthems by the chapel choir,“Bless the Lord, 0 My Soul” by Ip-politof-Ivanof, “The Countless Host,”arranged by Grieg, and “Nunc Di-mittis” by Barnay. The local choirwill also sing several numbers con¬jointly with the Evanston choir- FINAL SETTLEMENTTEA DANSANT TODAYExpecting to draw a recordcrowd to the final Settlement teadance this afternoon at the Psi Uhouse, Clyde Keutzer, co-chairmanof the affair, has procured Fredvon Ammon, well known pianistand accordianist, to top the enter¬tainment planned for the affair.Several other acts will amuse thegathering between dances-“This last dance must be a de¬cided success,” stated Esther Cook,co-chairman with Keutzer. “Weshall be able to accommodate 300persons, and I hope to double thesum netted by the other twodances.Bill Hahn is donating his Col¬lege Crew to furnish the syncopa¬tion and they will play from 4 to6. Refreshments will be servedduring the entertainment.KEDU REMTHETREALIZES AIMSTell of Purposes and WorkIn Helping PoorBy Leon GalinskyHelping the needy and being of realservice socially characterize the aimsof Kedu Remthet, honorary volunteerorganization for students makingsocial service work an avocation whileattending the University.At their last meeting plans for ac¬tion along these lines were discussed.Several members of the order are incharge of groups working at the Uni¬versity Settlement House and told theneeds of their groups and how bestthey could be met.Appreciate Settlement Night‘‘We appreciate.” said William Win-Khenti, “the spirit of the Uni¬versity in the Settlement Night act¬ivities and can give an additional as¬surance that the ‘kiddies back of theyards’ are lacking greatly in the verythings that the Settlement House isgiving them.”Settlement Night and the UniversitySettlement House are not the onlyinterests of the organization. Theirservices are employed at Hull House,Hobo College, and in church groups.Members give instruction in languageand music, or attempt to perform someservice for which a need has beenexpressed.Spread Christmas SpiritWith the approach of the Yuletideseason, there will be many familiesBy Stewart McMullenHis name was Soapy, according tohis own confession, and he sported alife-sized six-shooter as he sidled upto the unusupecting tag girl.“Tag?” asked the temptress, win-ningly, fishing in her tray for one, withthat intolerable conceit of all tagsellers.“Hell, no,” replied Soapy, with feel¬ing; “Can’t be done today. Gotta weakheart; the Doc says I mustn’t run.But that ain’t what I’m here for;gimme the dough.”“Help,” said the tag girl, “ . . theSettlement kiddies.”“My great grandfather,” offered theyegg brightly, “lived in a settlement.His moniker was Captain John Smith;and I think I’m entitled to some ofthese here pro-seeds. DammitaH;' BORAH ADVISESU. S. TO PLAYWAITING GAMEStudents Vote TuesdayOn Entrance ToWorld Court* By Robert HarmonTuesday the students of the Univer¬sity decide whether they wish to rejector accept the World Court. If theydecide that the United States shouldenter the Court, they must chooseone of three plans that have been sug¬gested. These plans are: The “Hard-ing-Hughes-Coolidge Terms,” the“Harmony Plan,” and the “BorahTerms.” The Daily Maroon has pub¬lished articles explaining the first twoproposals and will devote this one tothe third.Senator Borah of Iowa, who has al¬ways been opposed to internationalpolitics such as the League of Nations,proposes that the United States notjoin the World Court until interna¬tional law has been codified outlawingwar. and the Court given jurisdiction.Under this plan the United States willnot be connected with the 'League ofNations, and it is about this point thathe seems to be mostly concerned.Such a plan, if it could be carriedout, would undoubtedly be the safestplan under which the United States(Continued on page 2)Announce MirrorProduction StaffFor Spring PlayMirror will announce the productionstaff at their last meeting of the quar¬ter for members and other womeninterested. It will be an open housetea Tuesday at 4:30 in the Dramaticorganization’s Tower room on thethird lfoor of Mitchell tower. As thestaff has been chosen from suggestionsmade by the members at the last meet¬ing, Eleanor Metzel, a student in theUniverstiy, who has had experience inoff campus productions, will speak on“Opportunities for Women in Drama¬tics.”In speaking of the new staff, HelenLiggett, president of Mirror, said thatthough the chairmen of the committeehad to be members of the organiza¬tion, the assistants and committeemencould be non-members and freshmen.Points may be gained in this way byfreshmen who desire to join the or¬ganization.hurry up.”“Donations,” continued the girl, whocouldn’t follow his reasoning, “areused to support the University ofChicago settlement, back of the yards.They . . .”“We had a settlement in our yard,too, but my kid, Bugs, he fed ’em ratpoison for dinner, so, of course, wedidn’t have no trouble after that.”“. . . furnish 79% of the supportof thfe undertaking.”Mr. Murphy was a competent mem¬ber of the South Park Commissioners’excellent police force. He had justcome on duty and so had not as yetcontributed his bit toward paying offthe mortgage on the Settlement house.He waited patiently behind Soapy.“Me,” announced that gentleman,(Continued on page 2) Seniors CollectSubstantial FundIn Class MeetingThe collection of senior class duesin chapel today netted that group$102, according to Allan Miller, seniorclass president. This amount is quitesatisfactory to the senior officials whoreceived about what they expected.This money will be used to pay thebills of the various group entertain¬ments which the class has arrangedfor and which are scheduled to takeplace during the winter and springquarters.The juniors, who collected theirmoney in chapel last Wednesday, re¬ceived about $91, according to BradleyDavies, class treasurer. The uses towhich this money is to be put are notyet known, but it is expected that theywill be announced very soon.VAN ESS TELLS,OF RIFF WARNational Unity and WhiteDomination Are CausesT\ growing sense of national unity,together with resentment at whitedomination of Asiatic races, are re¬sponsible for the uprisings of the Rif-fian and Druse tribesmen against theFrench, and for general unrest in theNear East, according to Dr. John VanEss, Mesopotamian missionary, who[ spoke last night at the University.Given a great impetus by the courseof events during the world war, themovement toward national conscious¬ness has thrown the whole of the NearEast into ferment. According to Dr.Van Ess, the Moroccan and Syrian up¬risings have put the French govern¬ment in a difficult position. England,he thought, was better situated inEgypt and Mesopotamia.Another set of events is giving addi¬tional aid to those who desire theestablishment of independent nations.A tribe of central Arabia have cap¬tured the holy cities, possession ofwhich is necessary for the establish¬ment of a caliphate. The leader is aheretic and may not became caliph.Thus a strong bond among theMohammedan nations is broken.HOPKINS ANNOUNCESPRICE INCREASE OFANNUAL YEAR BOOKAt midnight tonight fifty cents willbe added to the price of the Cap andGown for 1926. The book, whichmay be purchased today for four dol¬lars will sell tomorrow for four dol¬lars and a half. This statement ismade on the authority of John Hop¬kins, business manager.Hopkins reported a great pick-upin sales this week, due to his an¬nouncement of this increase. Thestanding of the competition amongsales persons has been altering inkaleidoscopic fashion, he said.WOMEN BEGIN SERIESOF SKATING PARTIESSkating party for all women inter¬ested in the sport will be held thisafternoon at 3 on the Midway, underthe auspices of W. A. A., if weatherpermits. The women will meet in thefoyer of Ida Noyes hall, and will re¬turn t6 the building at 5 for refresh¬ments.! nett,(Continued on page 2)Girl’s Game Is Tag; Soapy PlaysCheese-it; But Law Calls It All Off ALL CAMPUS REVELSTOMORROW NIGHT ATSETTLEMENT FIESTAFeature Booths, Vaudeville, Dancing, and OtherEntertainment In Annual DriveFor Settlement HouseThe Total SumTotal receipts for the SettlementDrive now total $2,700. Balloonsales and profits from the two tea-dances accounts for $150 of thisamount; the tag day for $500 andthe men and women’s teams forapproximately $2,000. The moneyfrom the “Spanish Fiesta.” will sub¬stantially raise this amount it wasannounced.Final selections for the two vaude¬ville performances to be given inMandel hall have been announced.The first show will start at 8:15 andthe second at 9:25. Representativeacts have been secured from allgroups on the campus.First Show1. Pi Delta Phi, 2. Elva Brown,3- Martha Adams, 4. Esoteric, 5.Fred von Ammon and Alfred Paisley,6- Mortar Board, 7. Joseph Barronand Jerry Quinn “Soft Shoes,” 8.Delta Sigma Phi “Wreck of the Hes¬perus,” 9. Nancy McMunn.Second Show1. Chi Rho Sigma, 2. MiriamSchoen and Ruth Oppenheimer, 3.Clyde Keutzer and John Wilde, 4.Don McGinnis, 5. Lois Russel andEloise Kresse, 6. Quadrangler, 7-Deltho, 8. A. T. O. “Oh Doctor,” 9Rob Roy MacGregor.Tickets for each of the two per¬formances will be sold for fifty centseach. Tickets may be secured fromthe women selling them throughoutthe hall.The acts will be especially good thisyear according to Don McGinnis whohas had charge of the tryouts. Manygood acts had to be eliminated be¬cause of the lack of time to presentthem at the final performance. Therewill be eighteen separate acts pre¬sented tomorrow night. Each willtake about ten minutes.“Mandel hall will be decorated withrich velvet drapes and scarlet silkssuggestive of Spain,” said IsabelBates who has been instrumental inobtaining many of the tapestries.Present ClassGift To FundVAfter eight years of isolation, thefund set aside by the class of 1917 isto be used to purchase a class gift.This decision was disclosed today byHarry Swanson, treasurer of the class,who directed that the money be trans¬ferred to the alumni fund of the Com¬mittee on Development.The money was not used in 1917'because the class gift committee feltthat a conventional gift at that timewould be inappropriate. It was there¬fore invested in liberty bonds to awaitdisposition after normal peace-timeconditions had been renewed.The fund was practically forgottenfor eight years, according to Swan¬son, but this year was “rediscovered”and after a conference between Swan¬son and John Slifer, president of theclass, the transfer was authorized. By Walter G- WilliamsonPromptly at 8 tomorrow night thedoors of Mandel hall will be openedto the students and the public for theSettlement Night activities. The“Spanish Fiesta” culminating weeksof preparation by the committees incharge will rival in spirit the teemingentertainment of a holiday in oldSpain.Six booths resplendent in gay col¬ors and vivid bunting will be furn¬ished with food, drink and variedforms of amusement for the pleasureseekers. The booths will be managedby campus men and women and thefunds derived therefrom will be do¬nated to the poor children back-of-the-yards.Husk O’Hare PlaysHusk O’Hare’s Casino Club En¬semble arrayed in scarlet sashes andsmart sombrero’s will furnish themusic for those who are inclined todance. According to Husk, who willbe there in person, this is his mostfamous orchestra, having played forPres. Coolidge during his Chicago vis¬it. Dance tickets will be sold for tencents each by fair maidens who willweave in and out of the crowd. Tosimplify matters the purchase of astring of a tickets is urged by Se¬ward Covert, general manager.The entrance fee to the Spanishcourtyard will be twenty-five cents,payable at the door- The admissioncharge will privilege the visitor togain access to the hall with its fes¬tooned walls and gay decorations.Tickets to participate in the many ac¬tivities will be sold for ten cents each.Admission to each of the vaudevilleshows will be fifty cents.Help Kiddies With FundThe Settlement Drive is the annualsolicitation of funds for the poorchildren. The money is turned overto the University settlement which inturn distributes it to the deservingchildren. Funds have been securedby various means by the differentmen’s and women’s teams. Bridgeparties and tea dances have been heldfor the students; alumni have beenapproached and balloons were soldafter several of the football games.The largest amount was secured byan all-university tag day the totalnearing $500. An individual contri¬bution of $500 was also secured.The tea-dance sponsored by the(Settlement Night committee todayand the “Spanish Fiesta” will con¬clude the drive for the present quar¬ter. “We hope,” said Seward Covert,“that the grand total will exceed thefive thousand dollar mark by Dec.8 when the drive officially closes.”DICKSON ENTERTAINSFOREIGNERS TONIGHTAll foreign students of the Uni¬versity have been invited to attend abanquet which will be given tonightat 8 at the home of Mr. and Mrs. B.W. Dickson, 5644 Kimbark Avenue.The purpose of this banquet is toestablish friendly relations betweenforeign students, according to Mr.Dickson, advisor to foreign students.This is the first, meeting of thistype that has ever been held in theUniversity, according to H. Y. Cho,chairman of the committee in charge.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, DECEMBER 4, 1925©4* iatlg MaroonFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIYBBSITY OF CHICAOOPvtiliM Benlan, uctpt Saturday, Snaday aad Monday, dnrlag tki Antaaa,Winter and Spites quarters by Tba Dally Maroon Company. SaboerlpOon rnteo:tt.00 per year; by mail, H.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March IS.1906, under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing fit this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 EUis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 5522. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion In Us columns on allsubjects of student interest. Contributors most sign their full nsmes to communica¬tions, but publication will, npoa request, bs anonymous.Member ef the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrud# Bromberg Women's EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorDeemer Lee News EditorReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson Newa EditorHarry L. Shines Spo-ts EditorVictor M. Theis Sports EditorMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Woman’s Editor'Ruth Daniels .. Assistant Women's EditorAlta Cundy Social EditorMary Winner Hughes Feature WriterLeou Gal insky Day EditorGeorge Jones Day EditorGeorge Koehn Day EditorWilliam Smith Day EditorA1 Widdifleld Day Editorgliee Kinsman Sophomore EditorRoselle Moss Sophomore EditorRuth H. Schroeder ......Women's Sports Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTSidney Bloomenthal, Circulation DirectorEthan Graaqalat Office DirectctLeland Neff Advertising Direct#*Milton Krelnes Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerJack Plncua Classified ManagerGeorge Gruskin Circulation Assisi..Dudley Emerson AuditorCharles Harris Advertising AssistantFrederick H. KretschmerLocal Copy ManageiEldred Neubauer Downtown Copy ManagerJerome Debs Office Manager What's On TodayY. W. C. A. and Y. M. C- A. willhold a joint meeting today at 4 inHarper M 11. The Hon. William E.Sweet will speak on “The WorldCourt—A Reply to Senator Borah.”“Misunderstanding” will be thetopic of discussion at the meeting ofthe Inter-racial Discussion Group at4 :30 in Classics 10.Prof. Charles H. Judd, head of theschool of Education, will speak in aradio lecture at 0 from Mitchell Tow¬er, through Station WMAQ. The sub¬ject of the talk is “Modem Trendsin American Public Education.Southern club will meet today at5 in the North Reception room of IdaNoyes hall. All members have beenasked to be present.BORAH ADVISES U. S. TO PLAYWAITING GAME(Continued from page 1)could enter; but there is a great dealof doubt in the niinds of politicalthinkers as to whether the UnitedStates can wait until a code of lawshas been completed. Codifying a sys¬tem of laws for the whole world thatwilt be satisfactory to everybody is anenormous job and will require a greatdeal of time. Thus the success ofthis plan is very debatable with muchto say on both sides. It is, therefore,up to the students to consider thisproposal along with the others beforethe 'balloting next Tuesday.BILL HAHN’S COLLEGE CREWOFFERS MUSIC FORBAZAAR DANSANT(Continued from page 1)which have donated articles to beplaced on sale at the Bazaar; Sigma,cakes and candies; Quadrangular,laundry bags and shoe trees; Deltho,lingerie; Phi Beta Delta, sealing waxwork; Wyvern, shoe bags; Chi RhoSigma, cards and blotters; Esoteric,handkerchiefs; Mortar Board, foodfor luncheon; Phi Delta Upsilon,aprons and food; Pi Delta Phi, placecards and aprons; Achoth, handker¬chiefs.Donations are due in Y. W- C. A.office by 6 p. m. Thursday, Dec. 10.If th donations are not listed correct¬ly, Winifred Williams, Dorchester3305 should be notified-MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!WE arc going home C. O. D., we guess. We’ve quit carrying awallet. We’re not using our roommate’s toothpaste.We’ve been tagged, tapped and solicited until there isn’t anythingto give. We have quit giving not because we do not feel generousor because we are not in sympathy with the multifarious campaigns,benefits and affairs fostered by organizations of the campus.It becomes obvious as the end of the quarter nears that thereare too many campus levies on the student pocketbook. Itis no mere dream that students are poor. What one does not spendto get a tuition receipt, a shelf of text books, and board for thequarter, goes to the ball, the Prom, the “kiddies, ’ and the Phoenix.What these good people do not get goes for the purchase of newbooks for the library by way of the well known fines. The fraternitytreasurer expects to get paid. The Daily Maroon thinks that itssubscriptions should be paid up.We suggest that the salespeople be other than women. They’reso hard to resist.„ _ . - .. ...... 'ATHE PROM LEADERSEACH year at this time, campus is agog with interest over theselection of leaders for the University’s annual WashingtonProm. Speculations are as to who the lucky four might be, and vari¬ous reasons are offered why certain people should be thus honored.This year’s group has just been announced, and it is timely to reflecton the significance of the posts.Prom leadership is not just “another activity.” Rather, it is areward or recognition of capable participation in both extra-curicularand scholastic activities for three years. The four people chosen maybe said to have given their “best” to the University, and thelatter, in turn, acknowledges their efforts by this much coveted re¬ward. Let it be emphasized that the scholastic record of the leadersis as commendable as their activity record.The Daily Maroon congratulates the Undergraduate council onits selection of leaders, and congratulates the leaders for the honorbestowed on them.LET S GO TO SPAINrpO extend a helping hand to the foreigner, the University settle-ment house needs funds. Neighborliness, which is the keynote ofall social service work, must have adequate means with which toreach the greatest number. It is through the student Settlement drivethat the University Settlement house receives a small portion of itsworking capital. As a University endeavor it is to be supported.It is the custom every year to solicit money, through a studentdrive, for the poor children of the West side. This in itself is aworthy endeavor. The distribution of this money is effected throughour own Settlement house, thereby making the drive a personal one.We who have enough to complete our education should think moreof the children who have not even proper food. GIRL’S GAME IS TAG; SOAPYPLAYS CHEESE-IT; BUT LAWCALLS GAME OFF(Continued from page 1)“I gotta hurry up or I’ll be late to mylunch date with Cal Coolidge. If youcan’t divorce the shekels from the tagsin that box. just wrap up the entireoutfit and I’ll be on my way.”“Here,” replied the seller, looking atMr. Murphy, “is a gentleman whowants to buy a tag.”“Sure,” said the genial officer. Soapywas on his way to his lunch date withCal Coolidge, but the long arm of thelaw stretched endlessly in his direc¬tion.“Tag.” said Mr. Murphy as hegrasped Soapy firmly by the collar;“Now you’re it.”LEARN TO DANCE NOW.TERESA DOLAN DANCINGSCHOOL1298 E. Mrd St. Nr. WoodlawnClasses every eve. at 8. Beginners Mon.and Thurs. Private lessons any time.Tel. Hvde Park 3080/P Official CollegeFEATEBNITYJewelryBadjfes-Rinjf$-No))eHiesWARREN PIPER &CQ31 N. STATE ST.<DBK““T*Ptritarian (ttljurclf57fh and Woodlawn AvenueVON OGD£N VOGT. M.nuterThe climax of the student drive is the “Spanish Fiesta” tomorrownight. It will have all of the facilities for promoting a good time.An evening of pleasure which would be financially prohibitive else¬where will serve a double purpose. It will provide inexpensive enter¬tainment for the student. It will provide the funds to feed and clothepoor children. ( 11 A. M. The Divine Visita¬tion.Singing of Advent Introit composed by LeoSowerby.6 P. M. Channing Club. CLASSICAL STUDENTSHOLD ANNUAL ROMANFESTIVAL NEXT WEEKRoman Saturnalia will be held byEta Sigma Phi, the UndergraduateClassical club, Friday, Dec. 11, at 8in the theatre of Ida Noyes hall. Thisis an annual affair of the organiza¬tion, and is the chief social event ofthe autumn quarter. Roman customswill be followed as closely as possible.Roman costumes will be worn bythe guests, and the entertainment willconsist of ancient games and dances.Miss Emily White’s special rhythmsclass will give a classic dance, andBeryl Beringer and Miss White willgive solo dances. Members, of theclub will present several rimes byGreek writers in addition to this.Tickets may-be purchased from mem¬bers of the organization for fiftycents.KEDU REMTHET REALIZESAIMS(Continued from page 1)which will lack articles necessary fortheir existence not to mention anygifts. It is planned to collect and dis¬tribute backets for the poor in the at¬tempt to make a “Merry Christmas”for someone.Membership into the order is opento students who have done a year ofunremunerative social service work.Papers describing the activities ofmembers are now on file and are opento students. Request should be madeto Kedu Remthet, care of theY. M. C. A.SUBSCRIBE TO THEDAILY MAROONCHICAGO ETHICAL SOCIETYA non-sectarian religious society to foster theknowledge, love and practice of right.THE STUDEBAKER THEATRE418 South Michigan AvenueSunday. Dec. 6th. at 11 a. m.DR. HENRY NEUMANN will speak on‘•ARROWSMITH A PROBLEM IN THEIDEALS OF WORK.All seat# free. Visitors cordially welcome. One of the Three GracesII’ isn’t hard to become an accomplished skater if youuse the best skates. So why not adopt skating as yourdaily exercise this winter. It makes you keen and peppy.See Alfred s famous tubular skate and shoe outfits at yourbest dealer. You’ll agree they 're the finest skates made—the choice of 95% of the champions. Improved racingand hockey models.ALFRED JOHNSON SKATE CO., CHICAGONOT CONNECTED WITH NESTOR JOHNSONMEG. CO .OR ANY FIRM OF A SIMILAR NAMEChampion of the World,For Beginnerff-ALFRED’S FLASH-Lo’w®r PricwdPATRONIZE MAROON ADVERTISERSiBig Ten Weeklychooses McCarty andHenderson on All-Conference squad. The Daily SPORTS Maroon The only, one leftout of Daily Maroonchoice was Lampe whomade the third team.Friday Morning December 4, 1923SWIMMERS SHATTER RECORDSCoaches Hold Secret ConclavePLAN SCHEDULESFOR ALL SPORTSAT CONFERENCENothing Is Given Out ForPublication ConcerningPlans for Year Stanford Men Don Unclean'1Cord” Pants; Women HowltttBy AI E. WiddifieldThe greatest ensemble of athleticdirectors ever called together in themiddle west sat in secret conferenceat the Auditorium hotel all day yes¬terday solving gridiron problems ina manner that may revolutionize mod¬em football tactics. Besides allWestern and Missouri Valley Con¬ference coaches, there were represen¬tatives from S. California, NotreDame, Pittsburgh, and Tulane andAlabama, who hold the honors of thesouth.No Announcements MadeJust what the decisions this impos¬ing conference will make is not ac¬curately known as no official state¬ments were made last night. It isbelieved, however, that they will cometo a definite conclusion in regard tothe collegiate attitude toward pro¬fessional football. There is littledoubt but that they will devise somemethod by which they can success¬fully combat it to keep the Americancollege game from being corruptedby the limitless funds of the newlybom gridiron promoters.Another line of action will betaken toward the intentional “safe¬ty.” Under present rulings such asafety counts two points. For a long’ time certain coaches in the Big Tenhave been anxious to raise the countto four points. This question will bepermanently decided as a result ofthis conference.All Sports RepresentedCoaches will get their heads to¬gether and plan games which willdraw thousands of spectators andsend college football booming on an¬other year of upsets and new heroes.Football, baseball, basketball, track,swimming, tennis, and wrestlingschedules will be made.Maroon Schedule to Be SameFootball dopesters, ‘however, donot believe that Coach A. A. Staggwill make any erratic changes ofschedule. Conservatism and care havealways been characteristics of the“old man’s ’’method of planninggames for a future season. Apitz, Maroon End,Still in HospitalGordon Apitz, left end on theMaroon football team, who washurt in the first half of the Wis¬consin game, was removed to thePresbyterian Hospital the day afterthe game. He suffered internal in¬juries, his kidneys being badly torn,and he was taken to the hospitalso as to he kept quiet, the doctorsthinking that the kidneys wouldthen heal.However he developed hemor¬rhages and, also, is very weak, ow¬ing to a diet of milk. He has lost14 pounds. The doctors are debat¬ing as to the ad visibility of an op¬eration. His brother has come allthe way from his home in Bessimer.Michigan to be with him. Friendsare allowed to visit him.WOMEN PRACTICECOLLEGE SINGINGWRESTLING COACHESMEET TO ARRANGEYEAR’S SCHEDULESWith the 1926 wrestling seasonapidly approaching the various grap¬hing mentors will meet today in theAuditorium for the drawing up of thechedule- Coach Vorres has practical-y his entire scheduled agreed uponind is looking forward to a very suc-essful season. Captain Graham, wholas been on the sidelines all fall dueo a broken nose received in competi-ion, is now working out daily andhould be a great point winner thisrear.The balance of the squad is green>ut there is a great deal of potentialtrength and all the men are prom¬sing. At the present the heavy-veights are sadly lacking but it isbought that several football menvill be out for this division. The Uni-rersity of Toronto has asked for aneet around the second week in thevinter quarter to be held in Bartlettymnasium. Mrs. Robbins, mother of HelenRobbins, a former student at theuniversity, attended Chicago NightNovember 13th, just before the Dart¬mouth game. Those present at thebanquet will agree with Mrs. Robbinsin admitting that there was much tobe desired in the improvement of thesinging. The solemnity reigning uponmost of the faces was not exactly thespirit calculated to pep up a team.Indeed, whether it was due to em¬barrassment or indifference, the sing¬ing evidenced a want of pep.This resulted in a song festivalfor the gymnasium classes yesterday.Classes met in the usual gymnasium,but were greeted with the words:“Pretend you are a drum major, andstrut before that mirror,” instead ofthe usual “Fall in line.”With *the accompaniment of anable pianist, Mrs. Robbins put thewomen through their singing paces inquite as thorough and energetic afashion as Miss Wylie is accustomedto put them through their gymnasticpaces. The songs were almost identi¬cal with those sung on Chicago night:college songs of the university, Illi¬nois, Wisconsin, Dartmouth, and theusual group.In addition, vocal cords were exer¬cised over “I Been Workin’ on theRailroad,” “Love, I am Homely,” “I’ma Badger,’ and so on. By Victor RoterusFrom way out in sunny Californiadrift rumors of a wierd and significantwar. The unusually stately and tole¬rant Leland Stanford campus is agogover a peculiar situation which is split¬ting the campus into two highly an¬tagonistic factions.It seems as if a great percentage ofthe male members of the school ap¬peared at the opening classes of thefall term decked in corduroy trousers.So far so good. The days and weekspassed. Meanwhile the pants wereaccumulating layers and layers of dustand dirt. They wallowed through themud at football games. The man withthe dirtiest “cords” was one to lookup to. Not once were the trouserssent to the cleaners. No need of asoccer football uniform; the cords suf¬ficed. The men became even morecareless. The barbers were remov¬ing their shops from the campus tomore profitable places.The conditions encouraged scathingand defiant comments. The DailyPalo Alto, the press organ of the cam¬pus, was flooded with communicationsin regard to the subject. Some wereprinted and the discussion was at afever pitch.The cords went on getting dirtier.Finally even the fabric of the trouserswas not distinguishable.Then the women rose up in revolt;they had held back long enough. “Tothe cleaners or we’re through withyou,” they declared in unison. Themen replied that the women had failedto pay any attention to them when out¬side of class anyway.Meanwhile the campus sheiks, whonever wear anything but immaculatelypressed cords or plus fours, stand byand grin amiably.Maroon SplashesMidway Hockey SquadDefeats Honor TeamThe Hockey season formally endedyesterday when the Honor team metthe Midway Hockey team on the mid¬way at 12:00 o’clock. The Honorteam was composed of picked play¬ers from the former class teams,while several instructors in the wom¬en’s gymnasium department playedon the Midway Hockey team, whichwon, 3-2. R. Markley is showing unusual speedin the backstroke, and is knocking offa few seconds from his former mark.Seemingly he will he the only fastman in this event this coming seasondue to failure of additional backstrokematerial. M. Jelinek is Bob’s closestrival, and though showing good formin this event, is busy with the Polosquad, where his true skill lies.Captain F. Noyes is still killing the40 yards in 18:5, or thereabouts, anexceptional performance. He has kepthis time under 19:00 all through thisyear, and no doubt will be one of thestrongest contenders of the conferencemeets.H. Rittenhouse, the sophomorecrawl sprinter, has been swimming thetwo lengths in first rate time. He willprobably be picked to be Noyes teammate in this event, and though only atthe start of his career, shows promiseof placing in the conference events.COWHEY’SMen’s Wear and BilliardsOur New Men's Store IsNow OpenS. E. Corner SStli and Ellis Ave.Making Progress In SchoolCalls (or a sturdy well nourished body. Students need thefull advantage of a quart a day of Borden’s Selected Milk.It is the most in pure food for the least money.BORDEN’SFarm Products Co. of Ill. Franklin 3110 To Play Kappa SigTie Off on MondayBitter hut seemingly futile touch-ball rivalry will be resumed onMonday when the Delta Sig andKappa Sig teams clash in an effortto break the deadlock which nowexists. The teams have alreadyplayed two games to determinewhich shall be the finalist but bothcontests have resulted in ties, thefirst by a score of 6 to 6, the sec¬ond by a score of nothing tonaught.The winning outfit will wind upthe touchball season on Wednesdayin a game with the Psi U men. Theoriginal schedule called for thefinals on Monday but the unexpect¬ed Kappa Sig-Delta Sig tie hasmade a postponement necessary.Tuesday afternoon the Macs andthe Pirates meet to decide the non¬fraternity league championship at3:30.MGERS PRACTICEFOR FIRST GAMENels Norgren is working his cage-men hard, for a practice tilt is sched¬uled for Dec- 19 with the MichiganAggies. Last year the Aggies beatthe Maroons and Norgren is drillinghis proteges to wipe out that defeat-The tentative regular lineup thatis being used consists of Alyea atcenter, Abbott and Sackett at for¬wards, and McDonough, Hoerger andMarks alternating at guards. Lottand McConnell and Zimmerman alsotake turns at forward with the regu¬lars. A scrub outfit that worked in ashort scrimmage against the regularsincluded Tex Gordon and “RedCrane, a newcomer who shows con¬siderable potential ability. Johnsonand Farwell, former Hyde Parkplayers, and Rouse.The regulars displayed a fast shif¬ty attack with an accurate eye forthe basket. The men are still in thelimbering up stage and no intensivepractice will be engaged in until nextweek. The squad, especially the foot¬ball men, are in fine trim. Great(Continued on page 4) OKER, KROGH, JOHNSON AND GETROXWIN RESPECTIVE EVENTS; ALL BUTSINGLE FORMER (RGB MARK BROKENCrowd Attends Flashy Prelims; Finals Will be Held In TankTonight; Expect Close Competition as MeetNarrows DownAs a result of an exciting afternoonin which every swimming carnival re¬cord except one was shattered, 34campus splashers, the pick of a fieldof over 300 men, will plunge off tonightin Bartlett gymnasium for the finals at7 o’clock.Yesterday’s preliminaries, whichwere held during the afternoon beforea large and enthusiastic crowd, broughtout a host of talent which augers wellfor a top-notch program this evening.Cornelius Oker and “VVhitey” Kroghof Kappa Sigma, Ray Johnson of PhiKappa Sigma, and Getrox, the onlyunattached entry, were the stars of theprelims.Oker StarsOker. the former Parker star, swamtrue to advance predictions and setup two new Intramural records. Hewon the 40 yard swim in the fast timeof :20 and broke the former 60 yardsback stroke record by 4 seconds, al¬though he was not pressed. He isslated to break both of his new recordstonight in the finals when he willshake the kinks out of his muscles inearnest.Ray Johnson of Phi Kappa Sigmawon an exciting race from Krogh ofi Kappa Sigma in the 100 yard free styleevent, Johnson won by a touch andset up a new record of 1:06 4-5 whichclips a fifth of a second from the oldrecord. The * ther record to be brok¬en was sent away badly shattered by“Whitey” Krogh, who swam the 220free style in 2:53, breaking the old re¬cord by nearly 3 seconds.Results at a GlanceThe results of Thursday’s prelimina¬ries are as follows:Relay — Won by Kappa Sigma,(Krogh, Harris, Oker, Sawyer); PhiKappa Sigma, 2nd; Phi Gamma Deha,3rd; Sigma Nu, 4th. Time: 1:32 1-5.40 yard swim—Won by Oker, KappaSigma; Johnson, Phi Kappa Sigma,2nd; Stevenson, Psi Upsilon, 3rd;Boyer, Phi Kappa Sigma, 4th. Time::20.100 yard breast stroke—Won byGetrox, unattached; Solomon, Tau.Delta Phi and Stevenson, Psi Upsilon,tied for 2nd; Wiles, Phi Gamma Dehi,4th. Time: 1:26 4-5.220 yard free style—Won by Krogh,Kappa Sigma; Boyer, Phi KappaSigma, 2nd; Stewart, Alpha Tan(Continued on page 4)^Jhe Business College with aUniversity AtmosphereOpen Only toCollege Students31st SpecialThree Months’ CourseJanuary—February—MarchA special, complete, intensivestenographic course, for col¬lege graduates and undergrad¬uates ONLY. No enrollmentsfor this course after January 4.Bulletin on RequestNo Solicitors EmployedPaul Moser, J. D.t Ph. B.,President.116 S. Michigan Ave.12th Floor Phone Randolph 4347Only High School Graduate**are ever enrolled at MOSERGirla, only, in the day achool1159 LESCHIN |SPORT FROCKS$15They’re quite the smart¬est thing for school wear—these two-piece Bal-briggan Frocks. 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Say, kid, how longdoes that term paper have to be?—LoovyTHE Maroon is publishing, thesedays, a list of all their accounts.There’s no limit to what some people,will do to get publicity.KAPPA SIGMA and the DeltatSigs are having a horrible time de¬ciding which team shall enter thefinal touch-football contest with PsiUpsilon. We have it. Let them tossa coin, and the losing team as goodsports, will absolutely have to strug¬gle out on Stagg field to play thatremaining game. OKER, KROGH, JOHNSON ANDGETROX WIN RESPECTIVEEVENTS(Continued from page 3)Omega, 3rd; Eaton, Delta Sigma Phi,4th. Time: 2:53.60 yard back stroke—Oker, KappaSigma; Bay, Phi Gamma Delta; Cole.Alpha Tau Omega; Hamel, DeltaSigma Phi. Time: :40.100 yard crawl—Won by Johnson,Phi Kappa Sigma; Krogh, Kappa Sig¬ma, 2nd; Stewart, Alpha Tau Omega,3rd; Eaton, Delta Sigma Phi, 4th.Time: 1:06 4-5.Finals TonightAll roads lead to Bartlett gymnasiumtonight where the pick of the campusswimmers will fight it out for the Uni¬versity championship at 7 o’clocksharp. Everything is in readiness forthe big affair which will have in addi¬tion to 8 regular swimming events, anexhibition of a humorous nature byErling Dorf and Ed Fellinger, an ex¬citing water polo game, and severalbut the rest of the rooters will beforced to resort to the first-conie, first-novel acquatic events, the most novelof which will he an obstacle race anda three legged race. The water classicwill be further enhanced by the pre¬sence of Colonel Oliver D. Steele, an¬nouncer. the Universtiy hand, and thewomen’s clubs of the campus.CAGERS PRACTICE FOR FIRSTGAME(Continued from page 3)stress is being placed on speed, forthe Maroons were lacking in speedlast year.Norgren is looking for someone towork with Alyea for the lanky Jay-hawker requires a tricky and shiftyforward to help him work the balldown the floor. The first Conferencegame of the year on Jan- 9 with Iowais but little more than month awayand the Hawkeyes have an excep¬tionally strong quintet. Want AdsWANTED—Representatives for oldNew—York Life Insurance company.Devote part time to work. Little timerequired and returns very lucrative.Gen. Manager will give all help andcooperation necessary. United StatesLife Insurance Co., 1044 Conway Bldg.,Ill W. Washington. WANTED—Young lady to sellChristmas candles. Good profit. Ad¬dress to Daily Maroon.W A N T E D—University student(girl) to share apartment with twoother girls. 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