Bail? Jflaroon Advertisement:Does anyoneknow where theycan borrowchairs?UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1925 Price Five CentsGREEK SHIELDSWILL DECORATEBALL AT DRAKEFraternity Insignia and Colorsto Grace DrakeBallroomVarious fraternity shields and col¬ors will decorate the walls and balcony of the ball room of the Drakehotel tomorrow evening for the Inter¬fraternity ball, Ted Fox, in chargeof decorations announced yesterday.No other decorations are necessary,since the interior of the ball roomis so attractively finished already.Twelve fraternity shields will behung from the walls on each side ofthe ball room, with each individualfraternity’s colors draped from itsown particular shield. The remainingeighteep members of the Interfrat-emity council will view their shieldshanging from the balcony rail aboutthe room, also draped with theircolors.Decorations Represent Members“T think,” said Fox, “that the dec¬orations that we have planned will befully in accord with the beautiful in¬terior of the ball room. Besides that,they will be indicative of the Inter¬fraternity council and each memberof the council will be represented in¬dividually.”Refreshments will consist of fruitpunch, cookies, cakes, nuts and can¬dy, according to Joseph Budlong,chairman of the refreshments com-mitee. They will be served to theguests during the progress of theball“The refreshments are on a moreextensive scale than those offered tothe guests last year, both in numberand in quantity,” said Budlong, “butsince the other features of this ballare superior to those of last year,the refreshments were planned ac--cordingly.”Few Tickets LeftThe ticket situation has not im¬proved, according to Gifford Hitz, co-chairman of the ball, in charge offinance. Very few tickets are left andthe demand far exceeds the few atlarge. Since the supply was limited,a scramble has been made by frater¬nity men to get bids.“The one thing that I want to emphasize,” Hitz declared, “is thatmoney for the bids must be turnedin immediately that we may settle forthe debts incurred. Some money hasbeen paid, but it is not coming in asrapidly as It should.”Programs Off PressPrograms will be off the press to¬day, stated Milton Kreines, programchairman. They are miniature books,depicting the latest style in book-mak¬ing.“Mr. Bailou of the University presssuggested the idea,” stated KreinesThey will be an absolute novel ideain campus circles, besides being asouvenir worthy of the Interfraternityball.” CAMPUS IS WARNEDOF TYPHOID FEVERBecause of the prevalence oftyphoid fever around Chicago at.he present time the Health officeof the University released the fol¬lowing notice yesterday morning.Typhoid fever is a prevalents e r i o us disease. Vaccinationagainst it has been shown to.be anadequate means of prevention. TheUniversity Health committee therefore recommends that studentswho have not had typhoid feverand have not been vaccinatedagainst it within four years shouldbe so vaccinated. This may bedone without charge at the Medi¬cal office in Ida Noyes hall forwomen and at the Medical officein Bartlett Gymnasium for men.Since three inoculations are re¬quired the first should be takenas soon as possible.(Signed) Dudley B. Reed,Health OfficerFIND ART INJAZZY MUSICSyncopation Signifies Knowl¬edge of RhythmPOST PROVISIONALBULLETIN OF GRADCANDIDATES TODAYProvisional lists of candidates forgraduation at the Winter Convoca¬tion, December 22, have been postedas stated below. College students ex¬pecting to graduate at that timeshould inspect the appropriate lists.Those who do not find their namesthepe should consult the officials spe¬cified below not later than Friday,December 4.1. The Colleges of Arts, Literatureand Science: west wall of the Bu¬reau of Records, within door 102—Miss Walker.2. The College of Commerce andAdministration bulletin board, corri¬dor of the C. and A. Building—MissBurns.3. The College of Education,Blaine Hall bulletin board—MissJohnson.University Recorder. If you enjoy jazz music you are apotential musician, because you havein your original make-up one of theessential capacities for musical ap¬preciation and expert musicianship—namely rhythm,” according to theconclusions of Miss Ada JeanetteDavis, in a social psychological studyof musicians conducted for the sociol¬ogy department of the University.It is altogether likely that properexaminations and encouragementwould reveal many other musicaltalents in human beings, Miss Davisbelieves. She continues: “Birds singnaturally and many more peoplewould if it were ‘the thing beingdone’ in our cultural groups. Ameri¬can interests have been so concen¬trated upon business enterprises thatart has not yet taken as important aplace in the life of the people as ithas in many European countries.Aesthetic Taste Improving“But musical appreciation and lovefor the best is growing and will reachgreater heights when the same time,energy, money and efficiency methodsare applied to art as to other phasesof life.”Miss Dayis’ findings show that themusical genius is not necessarily theone who wears long hair and advo¬cates free love. “Musical tempera¬ment,” she goes on to explain, “hasnothing to do with morality. Whenone attributes emotional display orlack of self-control to the artistictemperament this is a misapplicationof the concept.Find Temperament In All“All of us fall somewhere in themusical-temperament scale. In some,the capacities appear to such a mea¬gre degree that they for all practicalpurposes negligible.”To make her study accurate Miss(Continued on page 2) INCLUDE BOXESIN SEAT SALESFOR VAUDEVILLESeward Covert and Mrs. Ber¬tram Sherer to Dis¬tribute Box SeatsFor the first time in the history ofSettlement night at the University,the boxes for the two vaudeville per¬formances on the night of December5, are offered for sale. The campaignof sales will not open for a few daysyet but three boxes have been soldalready.The sale is in the hands of SewardCovert and Mrs. Bertram Sherer, analumna. Covert will handle the salesto students while Mrs. Sherer con¬trols the disposing of boxes to mem¬bers of the Settlement League. Theprice is ten dollars per box.New Poster DesignedThe publicity committee of Settle¬ment night announces that a newposter for display in windows hasbeen designed. It is obsolutelv newand prominently displays a Caballeroof obviously Spanish descent. Thisgentlemen, it is reported, is a goodfriend of Mr. William Williamson,commercial artist and brother of“Wallie” Williamson. He agreed topose for the picture appearing onthe poster through the influence ofthe former, it is affirmed.The Settlement night committeehas planned to inaugurate the ticketdrive within a few days. The saleswill be carried on by a group of cam¬pus women.Mirror MembersMeet to ChooseProduction Staff Frosh CelebrateAt First SocialEvent Tomorrow CAMBRIDGE DEBATORSOUTWIT CHICAGO TRIOFreshmen will come together to¬morrow from 4 to 6 in Ida Noyestheatre at the Frosh Class Jamboree.This is the first social affair that thefreshmen have planned for the year,under the guidance of their recentlyelected council. All plans and prep¬arations have been made by the coun¬cil with, the authorization of theUndergraduate council.The jamboree will be an informaltea-dance with the purpose of bring¬ing members of the class together inorder that they may become betteracquainted, the council announces.The affair will be exclusively forfreshmen, following the custom ofprevious class gatherings.Rainey Bennett is providing anexcellent orchestra to furnish musicfor dancing, the announcement adds.Nomination for the members ofthe production staff of the Mirror will jbe made at a meeting to be held to¬day at 4:30 in the north receptionroom of Ida Noyes hall. From thislist, which will be made up of namesto be suggested from the floor, thefinal selections will be made by thegoverning board of the organization.This will be the last week thatmanuscripts will be accepted, accord¬ing to Helen Liggett, president of theorganization. Students who are in¬tending to hand in their manuscriptshave been asked to be prompt as thepapers have to be referred to judges,and music must be written to them.At present there are only two com¬plete manuscripts handed in to theMirror, but many more are expectedbefore Friday, according to Miss Lig¬gett.These manuscripts are to be ab¬solutely original, with no male im¬personations in the play, and are tobe as different and original as pos¬sible, according to the requirements DRAMA CLUBPICKS STAFF“Mr. Pim Passes By” IsSelected as PlayWith Archie Trebow directing thework as production manager, the stafffor the dramatic association’s firstpresentation was announced lastnight by George' Bates, president ofthe organization.The rest of the group in charge ofthe material side of the play consistsof Amedee Cole, in charge of scen¬ery; Ethan Granquist, manager oflighting; Benjamin Goble, propertymanager; Madge Woodward, cos¬tumes. Charles Cowan is businessmanager. He is assisted by DonaldDodd, who is handling the box office,with Don McGuineas as his assistant.Publicity is in the hands of DerwoodLockard, and Cora Louise Tibbets iscompiling the program. Robert Carrwill act as head usher.Make Final Choice of Play“Mr. Pim Passes By,” A. A. Mil¬ne’s famous comedy, has been defin¬itely decided upon for the perform¬ance, which will be given Friday, De¬cember 11, at 8:30, in Mandel hall.The box-office will open Tuesday, De¬cember 1.“The fact that the performanceand the Skull and Crescent dance willtake place on the same evening shouldprovide a pleasurable evening for thecouples who wish to ‘take in’ both,”said Bates. “The curtain will risein Mandel at 8:30, and the dance atthe Cooper-Carleton will beginaround 9:30. Since the play will lastonly an hour, or an hour and a half,there will be plenty of time to enjoyboth the performance and the dance.” DELTS WILL BUILDNEW CHAPTER HALLGround Broken On Saturday ForSpecial BuildingWith appropriate ceremoniesground was broken and a cornerstonelaid for a new chapter hall in theback yard of the Delta Tau Deltafraternity house last Saturday after¬noon. Reverend Ernest Ray O’Neillled the assemblage in prayer andbenediction. The cornerstone waslaid jointly by Mr. Charles Axelson,of the Board of Trustees of the Uni¬versity, and Mr. Glen Frank, Deltalumnus and president of the Univer¬sity of Wisconsin. Following thisthe various fraternal and schoolsongs were sung.The building, in which all futurechapter meetings will be held, willhe finished in time for the formalinitiation of the pledges at the endof the quarter. It is to be of thesame shape as the Delt pledge pin,a square with concave corners, and isto be constructed of reinforced ce¬ment. The approximate cost will betwelve thousand dollars. A large en¬trance is planned, to be surmountedby impressive columns.This will he the first houstj oncampus to have a meeting place sep¬arate from the fraternity house, ac¬cording to Stan Rouse, a member.The idea is prevalent in the East,especially at Yale, where they havethe Tomb system and undergraduatefraternities have only meeting placeswith no fraternity house.Publish Book ofMusic CriticismBy Frankenstein Capacity Audience) Votes3 to 1 In Favor OfVisiting TeamPOSTPONE BI-WEEKLYFEDERATION MEETINGUNTIL NEXT TUESDAYHow Much Salt in the Sea?—Harkins Discovers Way to Find OutWith the aid of a little bit oftwisted glass, Prof. W. D. Harkins ofthe University Department of Chem¬istry has recently determined justhow much pure water there is in adrop of “water” as it is taken fromthe ocean. Prof. Harkins found thata film of pure water only a hundredmillionth of an inch thick covered theentire surface of the drop, and thatbeneath it there lay a strange solu¬tion of all the odds and ends that therivers are continually taking downtoward the seas.This job is exactly one thousandtimes too fine for the ordinary mi¬croscone. It was done through theadentntion of an old technique tomodem conditions—a iob done byProf. Harkins and his colleague, Prof. Brown, also of the chemistry depart¬ment.The tests were made by droppingglobules of the salt solution from aglass tube, weighing them accordingto a method perfected by Prof. Har¬kins and Prof. Brown, and thus de¬termining the surface tension of eachdrop. This is an easy process to de¬scribe, but its practice is an alto¬gether different thing, according tothose students of chemistry who havewatched Prof. Harkins at work.The feature of this work is the de¬termination by mathatical means ofdistances so extremely small that themicroscope cannot even guess atthem. It is often done with delicateand exnensive apparatus, but in thiscase with a simple glass tube. Federation will postpone its regu¬lar discussion meeting scheduled fortonight until next week because ofthe captain ball dinner. It has beena custom of the physical educationdepartment to give a dinner at theend of each captain ball season Twohundred and fifty women are ex¬pected to attend since everyone en¬rolled in a captain ball class is re¬quired to be present. After the din¬ner, final tournament games will beplayed off. This is the first time inthe history of Federation th A a meet¬ing has ever been postponed, accord¬ing to Dean Elizabeth Wallace, ad¬visor to the organization.“Traditions of the Towers” wasthe subject set, and the same topicwill be discussed at the meeting nextweek. All the traditions that havebeen made at the University includ¬ing those that have been kept andthose that have been adbandoned willbe discussed. “Syncopating Saxophones” is thetitle of the book of musical criticism,written by Alfred V. Frankenstein,a University of Chicago freshman,which made its first public appearanceon campus today. It is now being dis¬played at the University bookstore,together with a photograph of a char¬coal portrait of the author, done bya well known Chicago artist.The hook is wholly a Chicago pro¬duction, being written by a Chicagostudent and published by Robert Bal¬lou, who has his offices in the PressBuilding and who is also affiliatedwith the University of Chicago Press.Ballou has given the book a novelbinding as well as an unusual typo¬graphic composition, while VojtechPreissig created the designs.Frankenstein is a clarinetist of nosmall ability, having played underthe direction of Stock, Delamarter,and Stravinski, and he is therefore,in a position which pennits criticism.He graduated from high school inJune, 1924, and spent the followingyear studying music and doing mis¬cellaneous writing. He entered theUniversity of Chicago after spendingthe summer in Europe, where he wasreviewing the numerous continentalmusical festivities for the ChicagoTribune.Dedicate ChurchTo World PeaceForeign students of colleges in ornear Chicago will meet at an inter¬national dinner to be held today at 6in the new First Methodist Episcopalchurch of Oak Park. The dinner willbe given in connection with the dedi¬cation services of the building.As the church will be dedicatedto international good will and peacethe program will include speechesby foreign students attending the Uni¬versity of Chicago. Northwestern uni¬versity, and the Y. M. C. A. college. Cambridge university’s debaterstriumphed over the Chicago trio bya vote of 546 to 184 capacity audi¬ence last night in Mandel hall. Thevictors argued the negative of theproposition: “Resolved: that the fu¬ture of the human race depends moreupon the sciences than upon the artsand humanities.”Smooth and polished delivery, com¬bined with sparkling wit character¬ized the speeches of the victors, whoclosed an extensive tour of theUnited States with the debate lastnight. The Chicago speakers evi¬denced a thorough preparation, butlacked the expression and delivery oftheir more experienced opponents.B. C. Cyrus, J. W. Errant andDavid Wollins were the Chicagospeakers. Michael Ramsey, PatrickPatrick Delvin and Geoffry Lloyd rep¬resented Cambridge.The Britishers took the positionthat satisfaction of the mind is para¬mount to all else, and that without itmaterial gifts are of no avail. Thereal problem, they asserted, is not toeliminate, poverty, but to make thepoor man contented. When the poorman who wanted an automobile getsit and wants a yacht; when the richman who wanted a yacht gets andwants something else, he is no betteroff, they declared.The contention of the negative wasthat science is only the means to anend—and that the end is humanhappiness. The Chicago debaterssought to prove art cannot touch themasses, only insofar as science bringsart to them, and releases them tosome extent for its enjoyment. Theycited the battle which science is mak¬ing against disease, poverty andcrime as another point in their de¬fense of the sciences.In refutation to the argument onpoverty and disease, the Britishersaverred that to a large extent scienceis there only seeking to combat prob¬lems which are bom of the scientificera, and. that where great diseasecombatants such as smallpox vaccinehave been discovered, it was oftendone in a more or less accidental andvery unscientific manner. The af¬firmative replied that these are isol¬ated cases, but that in the main sci¬ence must be relied upon both tosolve these problems and to givegreater scope to art itself.A large crowd of University stu¬dents, professors, and friends at¬tended the lecture, completely fill¬ing Mandel hall. Comments were flu¬ent on the evident polish and speechmastery of the visiting debaters.SOPHOMORES PLANTO COLLECT CLASSFUND NEXT TUESDAYSophomore class dues will be col¬lected in chapel one week from to¬day according to a decision of theexecutive council at its first meetinglast Friday. This fund will go to¬ward financing both a class mixerand the Settlement night class ac-‘tivity.Plans for the Settlement nightwere made. Paul Lewis, president ofthe class, named Margaret Carr chair¬man of the committee and she choseGeorge Dygert, Florence Gosch, andJohn Cusack to work with her.“Preparations are being made fora Sophomore class mixer,” said HelenKing, vice president of the class.“Due to the crowded social schedulethis quarter we will probably not at¬tempt to have the mixer until theearly part of the winter term.”“We are seeking the coonerationof the entire class in the collectingof the class dues,” said Kyle An¬derson, treasurer.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1925utyr Daily jftarmmTOUNDBD IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OP CHICAGOPabllshed morning*, except Saturday, 8unday end Monday, daring the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarter* by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rate*:18.00 per year; by mail, fl.OO per year extra. Single coplea, five cent* each.Entered aa aecond-claaa mall at the Chicago Poatbttlce, Chicago, Illlnola, March 13.1906, nnder the act of March 8, 1873.The Daily Maroon expreaaly reaervea all right* of publication of any materialappearing In thla paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Elli* AvenueTelephone*: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Buainea* Office,Fairfax 5522. Sport* Office, Local 80, 2 Ring*The Daily Maroon aoliclta the expreaaion of atudent opinion In ita column* on allaubjecta of atudent intereet. Contributor* mu at algn their full name* to communlca^tiont, but publication will, upon request, be anonymoua. FIND ART IN JAZZY MUSICMember of the Weatern Conference Preea AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg YVomen’a EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorDeemer Lee News EditorReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News EditorHarry L. Shlues Sports EditorVictor M. Theis Sports EditorMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Women’* EditoriRutb Daniels .. Assistant Women’s EditorAlta Cundy Social EditorMary Winner Hughes Feature WriterLeon Galinsky Day EditorGeorge Jones Day EditorGeorge Koehn Day EditorWilliam Smith Day EditorA1 Widdifleld Day EditorMice Kinsman Sophomore EditorRoselle Moss Sophomore EditorRuth H. SchroederWomen s Sports Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTSidney Bloomenthal, Circulation DirectorEthan Granquist Office DirectorLeland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Krelnea Local Adv. ManagerThomaa Field Copy ManagerJack Pincus Classified ManagerGeorge Gruskin Circulation AssistantDudley Emerson AuditorCharles Harris Advertising AssistantFrederick H. KretschmerAdvertising AssistantEldred Neubauer ..Advertising AssistantJerome Debs Office ManagerA RECOMMENDATIONJT is within the discretion of the professor to give double cuts tostudents failing to attend class on the Friday following Thanks¬giving.Such a penalty seems unfair to students living out of the city whoare anticipating a homecoming week-end. If an undergraduate in thesenior colleges, having no classes the following Monday, chooses tospend four or five days at home at the price of one day s absencefrom classes, he should be free to do so, without extra penalty.One day, more or less, during the quarter means little in com¬parison with the pleasure and real benefit of a home-cooked Thanks¬giving turkey. Some professors are either letting their classes out forthe day or allowing the class to meet in a makeup period. The classesin the law school have been arranged satisfactorily. Hours have beenassigned to the satisfaction of all.The instructor will gain more good-will and co-operation by dis¬missing his classes Friday than by forcing students to attend the lec¬ture room with the threat of a double cut.A CLOCK FOR COBBI didn’t know what time it was!No longer will excuses for tardiness be begrudgingly accepted byunbelieving instructors. No longer will loitering students in front ofthe “C” bench need to rush headlong to the fourth floor of Cobb atthe sound of the hour-bell.The students of the class of 1924 have found a possible remedyfor more than thirty years of student tardiness. As a parting giftthey have left to the University a clock.And this memorial has been placed, recently, on the front wall ofCobb hall, midway between the third and the fourth floors—in alocation, according to the executives, altogether central and accom¬modating. The clock, approximately six feet in diameter, is blackcast with bronze hour figures. It was designed by a Universityarchitect and cost nearly seven hundred dollars. At the top, re¬placing the customary figure “twelve”, has been placed a “twenty-four” to denote the convocation year of the donor-class.Executives of the class of 1924, now alumni, have uttered regretat the uavoidable delay in the installation of the memorial clock.We of the University thank them, nevertheless, for their gift.“Now that the Football Sea- tson is over,” see Woodworth’sBook Store ad on page 4. Harvard Hotel Phone Hyde Park 27805714 Blackstone AvenueDINING ROOMWe Serve Club Breakfast 7 to 9 :30 15c upDinner 5:30 to '8:00 50c and 75cTry Frank’s Tasty FoodVery Moderate PricesF. Ardissono ChicagoJ. H. FINNEGANDRUGGISTWood lawn Ave. at 55th St.CIGARS. CIGARETTES andCANDYSTATIONARY AND FOUN¬TAIN PENSPhone Midway 0708Ask for Goldenrod Ice Cream Special sale on trunks, briefanti all kinds of travelingWe do all kinds of repairing. eases,goods.I - Hyde Park Trunk Store1117 E. 55th StreetNear UniversityTel. Hyde Park 0980Proprietor B. HARTMAN. (Continued from page 1)Davis interviewed twenty-five suc¬cessful musicians in addition to ex¬ amining carefully the biographies ofthe music masters. Her conclusionswere made on the basis of her inter¬views and research.•Our New Men’s Store Is EAT BREAKFASTTHANKSGIVING DAYNow Open - - ATTHE SHANTYCO WHEY’S Club Breakfasts will be served from7:30 A. M. till 1 F. M. Luncheon from11 A. M. till 1 P. M.Men’s Wear and Billiards COME OVERTHE SHANTY EAT SHOPS. E. Corner 55th and Ellis Ave. 1309 East 57th Street“A Homey Place for Homey Folks” STUDENTS DINENineteen foreign students, repre¬senting twelve European countries,THE FROUC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761• Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St. were guests of Mr. and Mrs. B. W.Dickson, at a dinner last Saturdayevening at their home.LEARN TO DANCE NOW.TERESA DOLAN DANCINGSCHOOL1268 E. 63rd .S't- Nr. WoodlawnClasses every eve. at 8. Beginners Mon.and Thura. Private lessons any time.Tel. Hyde Park 3080Dorothy J. Derbacher George A. BohmannDANCING IN THE LOOPNATIONAL DANCING ACADEMYTelephone Wabash 65811 Private Lesson 31.00 4 Private Lessons 33.00 8 Private Lessons 36.00Auditorium Bldg., 2nd Floor. 431 South Wabash AvenueTAMM’S NOVELTY ORCHESTRA160 — Expert Instructors — 100Open Every Night Including Sunday Night and Sunday Matinee.CLIP THIS COUPON FOR SPECIAL RATES!□;•aaaaaaaaaa••ac•n•aas: Henry C.Lytton $ SonsSTATE at JACKSON—on the Northeast Corner* * *For the Inter-fraternity Balland Other Social OccasionsCLOTHES and things for Evening wear must be un¬questionably correct. Of that you may be certainabout any of our assortments—whatever the price youchoose to pay. And you will find here selections thatrange from the very finest to the most moderately priced.Tuxedo SetsCLACK** eled enam-w i t hpearl inlay. Cufflinks, studs andvest buttons. Fullset, $7.50. Links,and studs, $3.50and up.Dinner Suits'J'HE Piccadilly is an ex¬ceptionally smart andwell tailored Dinner Suit,very specially priced at$48.50. Others up to $75. Dress Shirts'J'HE pleated pique bosomsand cuffs are our own im-portation from Vienna —made up in this country toour accustomed s t a n d a r ds,$5. Others at $3 and $4.Stiff HatsCTETSON Derbies,° $8, $9 and $10.Tuxedo soft Hats, $8.Tuxedo Bats\X7ITH many varia-* tions of self fig¬ures and stripes, $1,$1.50 and $2. Silk MufflersDEAUTIFUL blackand white silk Muf¬flers in various widthsof stripes, $15 to $18.WaistcoatsDLACK silk with satinlapels, $13.50. Plainfigured silk, $8 and up.Handkerchiefs■plNE sheer whitelinen Handker¬chiefs with jacquardborders, $1 and$1.50. piNE patent leather Ox¬fords wi'h tip or plain toea feature value at $7. Others$6 to $13.1Marks has beenelected captain of the1925 football team. The Daily SPORTS Maroon We certainly hopethat next year’s teamwill make their“marks.”Tuesday Morning November 24, 1923Here’s Who the IntramuralTeams Will PlayTodayMAROONS ELECTMARKS TO PHOTNEXT GRID TEAMWins Over Redden, Guardand Drain, Quarter, InElectionWallie Marks, star halfback andveteran of two years, was electedcaptain of the 1926 grid squad at themeeting: of the football team yester¬day. The entire squad of twenty-nine men, with ,4the exception ofPokrass and Scott who were unableto be present, voted and afterwardposed for the team picture.Elect Marks By Large MarginRedden a gruard and Drain, seniorquarterback who has one more yearof competition, were also in the run¬ring: but Marks was elected by a largemajority on the first ballot. Marksplaying: his second year of varsityfootball was a very dependable per¬former all season and although not anoutstanding: ball carrier he was notedfor his defensive ability. Last year asa sophomore he alternated at full¬back with McCarty and Francis butthis fall Coach Stagg in effort tofill the hole left by the graduation ofHarry Thomas shifted Wallie to half.Good Material In TeamWhile a little early to begin talk¬ing about next year it is interestingto look over the available material.Captain Marks of course will be atone-half while there is Stan Rouse,Chuck Duval, Kyle Anderson andBurt McKinney for the other. Thefullback position will be hard to fillalthough Marks may be moved backto this position. Drain will probablybe back for quarterback. At centrethere is a wealth of material in KenRouse. Cam Baker and Greenebaum.Hobart Neff, Bob Wolf and Redden,three very dependable guards will beback while Cochran and Bordenshould be able to take care of thetackles. There will be plenty of goodflank men in Don Yeisley, John Mc¬Donough and Apitz. Eight more semi-finals touchballgames are on the "'•hedule. TheAlpha Delta Phi-Mac game willprobably be the headline as theAlpha Delta have one of the bestteams in the fraternity semi-finalsand the Macs have made a namefor themselves in the non-frater¬nity league.The schedule for today is as fol¬lowsField 13:00—Psi Upsilon vs. Chi Psi3:45—Tau Kappa Epsilon vs. Al¬pha Tau OmegaField 23 :00—Alpha Delta Phi vs. Macs3:45—Kappa Sigma vs. PiratesField 33:45—Phi Gamma Delta vs. TauSigma Omicron (playoffgame)Want AdsLOST—In Harper Memorial read¬ing room, a V-shaped pin encrustedwith 17 pearls, and the Greek lettersLambda Gamma Nu. Finder returnto Maroon office. Reward.FOR RENT—Back parlor. Japan¬ese preferred. For 2, $8.00; for 1,$5.00. 5815 Maryland Ave.,1' 2nd floor.REWARD for the return of a largesized loose-leaf note book containingnotes in Partnership, Evidence, Insur¬ance and Wills, to T. S. Su care DailyMaroon office.FOR RENT—One large room fortwo persons. Reasonable rates. 6047Wood lawn, Potovsky.Private party offers for sale twotypewriters, a Hammond portable andan Underwood; little used; perfectcondition. Easiest payments arrangedfor responsible purchasers. Ideal forthesis or manuscript work. H. Adams,709 Barry Ave., telephone Graeeland4937.How Many Roots on Your Tree?A study made of the financial success attained byfinanciers who have accumulated great monetarywealth reveals four outstanding sources of profit:(1) Profit earned by the financier’s direct services.(2) Profit earned by the financier's savings.(3) Profit earned for the financier by the services of others.(4> Profit earned for the financier with the money of others.Picture the successful financier as a huge treeheavily laden with fruit, sending forth into fertileground four strong, nourishing roots. This is hisTree of Wealth. Its growth is sometimes slow butits fruits are abundant, provided that the roots arekept alive and healthful.Some there are whose Tree of Wealth has onlythe first root—wages and salaries. Many see thevalue of at least two roots and invest part of theirearnings in savings accounts, bonds, real estate, etc.A comparatively few become employers of men andprofit by the services of others. Employing otherpeople’s money, through the investment and other useof borrowed fynds is a source of profit used only bya small minority. Scarce are those who, through am¬bition, industry, and intelligence use all four roots,and thereby accumulate great wealth.Our financial organization and the freedom afford¬ed in our democratic nation, gives each of us the op¬portunity of sending forth into productive soil all fourroots of profit. How many roots are you using?er FederalhrVS\|StemK0FAWN Jimmy Puts On Airs—TalksAt Wisconsin Pep MeetingSENIOR WOMENWIN INTERCLASSHOCKEY TOURNEYWin Title by Downing Frosh4-2 in PlayoffGameSenor women captured the wom¬en’s hockey championship yesterdayin a closely contested mate]} with theFreshmen, the score showing therelative strength of the opponents tothe tune of 4-2. The Sophomoresheld the Juniors to a 0-0 tie on thesame day.Seniors Have Strong TeamThe dope was not altered in theleast as a result of yesterday’s con¬tests. With one or two upsets, saiddope had pointed steadily in the di¬rection of a Senior victory for thelast four games, out of the total ofsix games which each team played.iSix being the number of gamesplayed, gave each team a fair chancefor it met each of its opponents twice.Juniors Trail At EndThe hockey season started out witha bang. Everyone seemed to havedecided that his team would not de¬feated. At the end of the first twogames, each team had won one gameand lost one game. But in the nextthree games, the field began to beweeded out. The Seniors, because oftheir excellent teamwork, and theSophomore because of their individ¬ual stars, took the lead.Final score:Won Lost Tied{seniors 3 1 1Juniors .1 3 2Sophomores 2 1 3Freshmen 2 3 1 By S. Victor RoterusA proud man was Mr. James Two-hig, Stagg field’s familiar caretaker,as he threaded his way through theaisle in Mandel Friday night. Proudand smiling as he stepped on the plat¬form with Mr. Stagg and the Maroonfootball heroes.With his little frame all aquiverhe sat down in one of the frbnt-rowchairs. Then Covert introduced him.Jimmy looked expectantly at the yell-leader. Should he get up? Yes, mo¬tioned Covert. Jimmy advancedtreacherously over the foreign floor.(Still quivering he included Mr. Staggand the boys in his opening remarks,and eagerly scanned the faces infront of him. His ringing voice hadsigns of nervousness in it. He stoppedin the middle of one passage at aloss. Pleadingly he said, “I wish Icould speak but I wasn’t gifted thatway.”Mr. Stagg was tickled. He put hishands over his faceThen with a last surveying lookJimmy concluded, “I thank you oneand all” Gratefully and sincerelyhe acknowledged the thundering ap¬plause with jerky nods of his amiablehead, and heaving a heavy sigh heregained his seat.JENKINS BROTHERSDry Goods and Men’sFurnishings1150 E. 63rd St.(Established 1890) DELTA SIG TEAMDOWNS SIG CHISIN HARD BATTLEFour fraternity touchball teamswho had won their way into the semi¬finals met yesterday with Sigma Chieliminated by Delta Sigma Phi andPhi Gamma Delta battling Tau SigmaOmicron to a scoreless tie.Delta Sigma Phi downed SigmaChi in a hotly contested battle 15-6.The Delta Sigs took the lead in thefirst half when Karmen caught a passthat resulted in a touchdown. Lewisof the Sig Chi team tied the score ashort time later oy a spectacularrun around end. Another touchdownby Karmen and a drop kick by Far¬ris however put the Sigs Chis out ofthe running. Duggan also played agood game for the losers.In the non-fraternity league theArrows lost a hard fought battle tothe Senators to the tune of 12-6.Billingsgate made both touchdownsfor the winners while Morrison madethe loser’s lone touchdown.The Cardinals forfeited to theSenators. YALE BATTLESHARVARD TEAMAT STAGG FIELDFreshmen Squads Will MeetIn Annual TiltTodayThe annual freshman Harvard-Yale game will come off this after¬noon at Stagg Field. Three o'clockis the starting time, and the quar¬ters will be cut to ten minutes. Lon¬nie Stagg is coaching the Harvardteam, and he has thrown conservatismto the winds and stuffed an extra-large bag full of tricks for the occa¬sion. 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The managements of the CollegeInn, Stables, Frolics, CocoanutGrove, Sunset, and the rest, as theyview the remains of the collegiatecyclone, are probably wishing thatbefore they opened their doors to thepublic that they’d been On to Wis¬consin! ! !ESPECIALLY apropos would havebeen some sort of sweet ditty to besung by thb fur4coated horde as“Carry. 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