*>1* Your last chanceto encourage theteam before agame will be Fri¬day. The Dramaticclubs will be thegallery for theFrosh play tomor¬row.Vol. 25 No. 32 =UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1925 Price Five CentsENTERTAIN WOMENOF WISCONSIN ATANNUAL LUNCHEONVisiting W. A. A. MembersTo Be Guests , HereOn SaturdayThe annual Wisconsin luncheon,given by the local W. A. A. for thevisiting women of the Wisconsin as¬sociation will be held Saturday at 12in the sun parlor of Ida Noyes hall.The ticket* will be on sale for fiftycents, and may be obtained any dayat noon in the foyer of Ida Noyeshall from Eloise White or Carol Hess.No ticket* will be sold after 5 onFriday.Expect One Hundred WomenMiss White, chairman of the af¬fair, expects this year’s luncheon tobe better than ever before, as morethan one hundred women are ex¬pected. All the committees haveibeen working hard; the plans ofthe decoration committee are espe¬cially attractive. The sun parlor willbe decorated in a typical autumncolor scheme with the colors, ma¬roon and cardinal predominating asa compliment to the two universities.Helen Robbins, former Secretary-Treasurer of the local W. A. A., willlead the Chicago and Wisconsin songsand cheer* in order to pep everyoneup for the game. Eleanor Fish, presi¬dent of the organization, will wel¬come the Wisconsin women, and willintroduce their president, who willspeak ia behalf of the guest?; fromMadisoa.The nenu ha* not yet been an-(Ccntinued on page 2)CRYSTAL GAZER TOREVEAL DESTINY ATCHRISTMAS BAZAARWould you like to know what thefuture holds? A crystal gazer atthe Y. W. C. A. annual ChristmasBazaar will be glad«to tell you. Thebazaar will be held from 9 to 6 onDec. 11 in Ida Noyes hall. Tea willbe served downstairs and luncheonwill be available from 11:30 until 1.Dancing will be held in the theatre.Various booths will offer entertain¬ment, Japanese articles and hand¬made gifts will be on sale, also bagsmade by ex-soldiers. To all studentswho miss home-made delicacies anarray of cookies, candies and nutswill appear appetizing, according toWinifred Williams, chairman of thebazaar.Donations must be in the Y. W.office by Thursday, Dec. 10. Newsabout the bazaar may be obtainedfrom members of the special commit¬tees and also from the Y. W. office.Announcements have been sent tomembers of churches near the Uni-sity. HONOR “C” MEN ATLAST PEP SESSIONHonoring with song and cheerthe “C” men who play their lastfootball game for the Alma Materon Saturday, the student body willcongregate in Mandel hall, Fridayevening at 7:30, in the last pepmeeting of the year. The meetingwill also serve to “key” the teamand its supporters for the Wiscon¬sin battle, Chicago’s last game ofthe conference and season.The session will begin with aparade led by the University bandand candidates for the Green Cap,after which speeches will be madein Mandel by each of the graduat¬ing “C” men, Jimmy Twohig, JimPyott, the “Old Man,” and a facul¬ty member to be selected.SETTLEMENT TEAMSSELL TOY BALLOONSAT WISCONSIN GAMEChicago’s first touchdown at theWisconsin game next Saturday willbe the signal for the release of hun¬dreds of gayly colored balloons fromthe Maroon stands. Across them willbe printed “for the Settlement kid¬dies.” It is for their benefit that thesale of balloons is being conductedby the committee heads.Forty women picked from Settle¬ment teams will conduct the sale, ac¬cording to Ellen McCracken who isin charge of the occasion. It will bethe first time that the proceeds of aballoon sales campaign have beenturned over to the Settlement causeand for this reason it is expectedthat every student procure one.Funds turned in to date havebroken all previous records accord¬ing to Ellen McCracken and ParkerHall, co-chairmen of the financecommittee of the Settlement night.The fund has passed the two hundreddollar mark and is rapidly increasing.Most of this money is from the wom¬en’s teams.Women who have been named'asmembers of the sales force are re¬quested to meet Thursday noon inCobb 206. Badger PhoenixMakes CampusDehut ThursdayNew jokes and stories, new humor¬ous pictures, and a new section willappear in the November edition ofthe Phoenix, on sale tomorrow, ac¬cording to Fred Handschy, editor.James Root has designed the cover;Rainey Bennett, who painted . theunique cover on the first issue, hascontributed a great deal of the artwork inside.The feature of the issue, accordingto Handschy, will be a story about“Rain,” being a fast and soggy foot¬ball drama. The second edition of“Letters of a Co-ed” will also appear,containing gossip and scandal, withbig people on the campus as leadersof the cast.The new section is to be a dramaticsection, and will contain informal re¬views of the latest stage* productionsin Chicago. “Kid Boots,” “Rain,”“What Price Glory,” and the “MusicBox Revue” are among the presenta¬tions criticized.This new number has been pre¬pared with a view to the game withWisconsin. It promises football mat¬ter and plenty of references to theexisting rivalry between the twoschools. With the added theater sec¬tion and the special feature story,this issue will doubtless excell pasteditions, it was reported. PRESENT PLAY ATNEXT MEETING OFDRAMATIC BOARDS“Grand Cham’s Diamond”Acted By Fros|| ForOlder MembersMAROON CALLS FORSUBSCRIPTION BOOKSCommissions will be paid on allsubscriptions to The Daily Maroon,as soon as salespeople turn in theirmoney and books, it was announcedby Sidney Bloomenthal, circulationmanager.Since the file of subscribers can becompleted only after subscriptionshave been reported, Bloomenthalurges that all books be turned in assoon as possible. Subscribers, more¬over, are expected to pay up the bal¬ance of their subscriptions this week,and they are asked to bring theirsubscription cards with them to TheDaily Maroon office. RACE BEGINS FORMAROON AD CUPBlame Environment and HeredityFor Active Criminal TendenciesNeither heredity nor environment, I that the environment was faultv asbut the combined influence of inborntraits and bad surroundings must beheld responsible for the delinquencyof the majority of criminals, assertedDr. Sydney Kuh, . psychiatrist andclinical professor at Rush MedicalCollege, in a radio lecture last nightfrim the University through TheDaily News station, WMAQ.“A very painstaking and carefulstudy by Gruhle of 105 delinquentadolescents, for the purpose of deter¬mining the relative importance ofheredity and environment, led to thefollowig conclusion,” Dr. Kuh stated.“He found that environment alonewas responsible for the delinquencyin 9.5 per cent of his cases; that in8.5 per cent it was principally en¬vironment, but partly constitution;that in 41 per cent both were approxi¬mately equally responsible; that in20 per cent most of the blame was tobe placed upon the constitution,' but well; and that in 21 per cent of allcases it was purely constitutional.”Feeble-minded persons are likely tocommit crime because of their ex¬treme suggestibility, the speakersaid. The clever crook often employsa person of this type for the danger¬ous work of a burglarly or othercrime. Alcoholism and epilepsy ofparents are also responsible for thedelinquency of many children.Dr. Kuh cited some curious dataconsidering the influence of environ¬ment on crime. “The freauency ofcertain types of crime varies withthe seasons of the year and does thisquite consistently. It varies with raceand religious creed. It shows a dis¬tinct fluctuation with the temper¬ature. One type of offense is morecommon amongst those living incities, while another type may bemore frequent amongst the rui:alpopulation. And occupation has adistinct effect.” Trophy to be Awarded ForSeventh TimeTen freshmen are entered in thecompetition for the Freshman Ad¬vertising cup, the business depart¬ment of the Daily Maroon announcedtoday. The group spent last weekworking on the sixteen page Dart¬mouth issue, which prevented any ac¬tivity in the contest.The contest will end on December18 and the name of the winner willbe announced at a final banquet. Thecup will then be presented for theseventh time, the winner’s name be¬ing engraved on it and placed in hiscustody for one quarter. EldredNeubauer won the cup last quarterfor general efficiency.The ten contestants are: WilliamBowen, Robert Fisher, Milo Foley,Ira Jones, Robert Klein, Louis Le¬vine, James Maxwell, Lee Sheuerman,Myron Fulrath and Louis Sisman. 4<The Grand Cham’s Diamond” willbe presented by the freshmen mem¬bers of the dramatic association at ameeting Thursday at 4 in the Rey¬nolds Club theatre. This is a shortplay by Allen Monkhouse which thefreshmen have been preparing underthe direction of Daniel Rich. Allmembers of Gargoyles, Tower Play¬ers and Mirror are expected to at¬tend. according to Archie Trebow,president of the Dramatic association.Announce CastrThe cast of the play will be:Miss Evelyn Williams. . .Mrs. Perkins^Mis;- Betty Nerica Miss PerkinsFred Robey Mr. PerkinsRqssol Whitney Albert WatkinsErtimet Newman The StrangerPrepare ProductionEugene McCoy has been takingcharge of all the electrical effects forthe play, and Amedie Cole has pre¬pared the settings. All work has beenentirely under the supervision of Richwho directed the freshman play lastspring for the Dramatic association.“The play promises to be a very7competent production,” said Trebowyesterday, “and speaks well for thetalent in productions of coming years.It is expected that between one hun¬dred and one hundred and fifty mem¬bers of the association will be pres¬ent at the meeting. It will startpromptly at four and everyone isurged to be on time.”Discuss PlanaAt this meeting, he went on to say,discussion will be held concerning thecoming production in Mandel Dec.11. This will be held at the close ofthe freshman play.IRWIN SEES GREATSEASON AHEAD FORMAROON GLEE CLUBPLAN BANQUET FORVOLUNTEER SOCIALSERVICE WORKERSMembers of the social service com¬mittee of Y. W. C. A. will sponsora dinner* tomorrow at 6 in the sunparlor of Ida Noyes hall. The purposeof this is to bring together mem¬bers of the committee in a generalmeeting. All volunteers for servicein the settlements, the home for In¬curables, Jackson Park Sanitarium,the Girl Reserve movement, and thesewing room have been asked to at¬tend.Tickets may be purchased for fiftycents at the Y. W. C. A. office orfrom settlement representatives un¬til noon tomorrow. According to Dor¬othy Denton, chairman of the socialservice committee the dinner willbe of importance and of interest toall social service workers. The greatest year in the history ofthe University of Chicago Glee Clubwas predicted yesterday by Alan Ir¬win, president, when he announcedthat prospects are bright for a mem¬bership of 100. The tremendouspopularity with which the glee clubconcerts met last year Mr. Irwin be¬lieves, is responsible for the keencompetition for parts.Fifty men have been in regular at¬tendance at the rehearsals held inMandel hall at 3:30 o’clock Mondayand Thursday afternoon. Tryouts, towhich all interested in music areurged to attend, are held after eachrehearsal.Elwood E. Gaskill has been electedsecretary-treasurer of the club to suc¬ceed John Anderson who did not re¬turn to school. Arthur Fritschel ismanager. *Positions are open for two assistantmanagers. Mr. Irwin will receive ap¬plications for the appointments thisweek. Students InspectStraus BuildingAnniversay WeekCelebrating the first anniversaryof their location on Chicago’s skyline,S. \V. Straus & Co. have opened theirdoors to visitors all this week. Stu¬dents will have the rare opportunityto see a gigantic office building inactual operation through the courtesyof the bond firm.Attractions of the anniversaryweek are the showing of a motionpicture, “Building a Skyscraper,”and exhibits from the Chicago his¬torical society, the South and Lincolnpark boards, and the Chicago plancommission.Trips through the building havebeen arranged so that visitors maysee the various departments function¬ing during a regular business day.The power plant, the Chicago freighttunnel, the Straus telephone ex¬change, the bank floor, and, by spe¬cial arrangement, the Zenith radiostudio in Straus tower will be opento the public.Students of the University thatwish to avail themselves of the op¬portunity are requested to leave theirnames at th£ office of The DailyMaroon. Tickets will be procurablefor anyone desiring to study thebuilding. STUDENTS TURNFROM STUDY OFOLD LANGUAGESARCTIC EXPLORERTO RELATE TRIPSMacMillan Speaks in MandelTonightClub Sells LunchesFor Scholarship FundPhi Beta Delta club will hold asale today at the candy counter ofthe C. & A. school, the profits ofwhich will go toward the maintenanceof the University scholarship fund.Cake, candies, sandwiches and lightlunches will be sold. Eloise White is i ture of the novel, was, however, ex¬chairman of the sale. ‘ pressed by Miss Cather.‘Machine-Made ’Novel DeploredPrevalence of the “machine-made”novel, was deplored by Willa Cather,noted writer, last night in a lectureon “The Tendencies of the NovelToday,” before a capacity audiencein Mandel hall.“A commuter’s convenience” wasone of the many terms which MissCather applied to the type of novelwhich she declared predominates to-day.The beauty creating surge is notmenaced so much by commercialism,as by a low form of itself^” the au¬thoress warned, condeming the im¬portance attached to “plot” in themodern novel.An optimistic outlook for the fu- Captain Donald B. MacMillan, trav¬eller and explorer of universal fame,will lecture upon his experiences,-failures and achievements as an arc-•tic explorer, tonight at 8:15 in Mandel hall. He will deal in particularwith his recent attempt to fly to theNorth Pole.The lecture, which will be illustrated by moving pictures, is beinggiven under the auspices of the Her¬ald and Examiner as part of an educational campaign sponsored by thatpaper. Being of especial interest be¬cause it is a first-hand account of ex¬periences in the arctic regions, thelecture will afford a rare combination of pure entertainment and edu¬cational value.The moving pictures will depictsome of the desperate battles withstormy seas, as well as the home lifeof the eskimo, showing his strugglefor a living.FEDERATION HOLDSGET-TOGETHER TEAFOR WOMEN TODAYThe first of a series of teas forgraduate and undergraduate women,sponsored by Federation, will be heldthis afternoon from 4 to 6 in theY. W. C. A. room of Ida Noyes hall.This affair will be a follow-up ofthe teas for freshmen and enteringupperclass women held earlier in thequarter. Federation sponsors andmembers of the council will be host¬esses.Faculty members who will be theguests of Federation at the tea areMiss Marion Talbot, former dean ofwomen, Miss Edith Abbott, MissEdith Rickert, Miss Katherine Blunt,Miss Gertrude Dudley, and Mrs.Edith Foster Flint. “The purpose ofthis tea is to enable the graduates toget acquainted,” said Elizabeth Le-May, publicity chairman. Today Interest Centers kiPsychology, Sociologyand EnglishThe measure of a college mas usedto be in terms of his ability t* readLatin and Greek. Today figures takenfrom a study made at the University■by M. O. Wilson in the psychologydepartment show that about seveatimes as many students are interestedin the social sciences, psychology,sociology, etc., as are interested incourses of ancient languages.The percentage distribution of 75*students at the University with re¬spect to the departments in whichthey take their “principal sequence”courses, or the courses in which theirmain - interests lie, was shown to heas follows: Social sciences, 23.21;English, 20.32; history, 13.59; exactsciences, 11.21; modem languages,9.23; earth sciences, 8:71; biologicalsciences, 4.75; mathematics, 4.35; an¬cient languages, 3.56; philosophy,1.06.Are Better ScholarsStudents specializing i n ancientlanguages, however, were fouud tobe superior scholars. The social sci¬ence students were classified as in¬ferior in scholarship to the averagein all departments, including theirown.“It may be concluded,” accordingto the investigator, that, in so far ascollege courses demand that studentsachieve as high a level as possibleand to the extent that teachers’marks are discriminative as to abilitythere exists a general factor underly¬ing the intellectual activity of stu¬dents in all phases of their academictraining. This is evidenced by thefact that exceptional students in agiven department are exceptional intheir achievement in all depart¬ments.”Wilson further discovered that allstudents tended to take more coursesin English and the social sciencesthan the University required, andthat the extent to which the languagestudents and the social science stu¬dents pursue courses in the sciences isquite limited.WOLVERINES PLAYFOR HONOR DANCEThe Wolverines, Gennett recordorchestra which scored such a tre¬mendous success at the Beggars’ Balllast Saturday, have been engaged tofurnish the music at the Skull andCrescent dance, which will be heldDec. 11 at the Cooper-Carlton hotel.This orchestra was selected aftermuch investigation on the part ofmembers of the organization, and isthought to be the best obtainable inthe city.A limited number of tickets isnow on sale, it was announced todayby the sales committee, who desireto impress the fact that all studentsare priviledged to attend. They areobtainable from the following mem¬bers of the committee: Paul Lewis,Jack Cusack, Cameron Baker, Ken¬neth Rouse, Seymour Borden andWilliam Wedell.SECOND SETTLEMENTTEA-DANCE FRIDAYJunior ExecutivesMeet With CouncilThe Junior Class Council will meetwith the class executives at 4 o’clocktomorrow in room 206 of Cobb Hall.The questions of class dues and aclass program for the year will beconsidered at this meeting it wasannounced. Students will have an opportunityto attend a second Settlement tea-dance at the Phi Kappa Sigma housenext Friday afternoon from 4 to 6.Bill Hahn has donated the serv¬ices of a six-piece orchestra. Refresh¬ments will be served. Tickets willbe on sale at 25c.The last tea-dance at the Phi Kap¬pa Psi house last week netted theSettlement fund $40. “We feel thatthe teas are a great success,” saidParker Hall, co-chairman of the fin¬ance committee.V— ***■ . ■V THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1925(Hip Satlg iiJarmntFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates:$3.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postottice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13.1906, under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.OFFICE— ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office. Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 5522. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion in its columns on allsubjects of student interest. Contributors must sign their full names to communica¬tions, but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women's EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorDeemer Lee News EditorReese Price News EditorValter Williamson News EditorHarry L. Slilacs Sports EditorVictor M. Theis Sports EditorMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Women’s EditoriRuth Daniels .. Assistant Women’s EditorAlta Dundy Social EditorMary Whiner Hughes Feature Writeri-eon Galinsky Day EditorGeorge .Tones Day Editor• George Koehn Day EditorWilliam Smith Day EditorA1 Widdifield Day EditorAlice Kinsman Sophomore Editorltoselle Moss Sophomore EditorKiitti H. SchroederWomen's Sports Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTSidney Bloomenthal, Circulation DirectorEthan Granquist Office DirectorLeland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerThomaa Field ..... Copy ManagerJack Pineus Classified ManagerPhilip Kaus Circulation ManagerDudley Emerson AuditorCharles Harris Advertising AssistantFrederick II. KretschmerAdvertising AssistautEldred Neubauer ..Advertising Assistant What’s On TodayArt club will meet at 4 in Classics45. After a short meeting: the clubwill visit the South Side Artists’ Ex¬hibition in Ida Noyes hall. All stu¬dents interested have been invited toattend. j Social Sphere the graduate women of the Univers-Seandinavian club will meet at7:30 in Ida Noves hall.A public lecture will be given at8:15 in Mandel hall. Captain Don¬ald B. Macmillan will speak on “Ex¬periences o^ an Arctic Explorer.”Prof. Ernest P. Lane of the depart¬ment of Mathematics will give a talkat a meeting of the Mathematics clubto be held at 4:15 in Ryerson .37.“The Correspondence between theTangent Plane of a Surface and itsPoint of Contact” will be his sub¬ject.Assistant Prof. Alfred Romer will ispeak on “The Restoration of Fos-Isils” at a meeting of the Zoologyclub at 4 :30 in Zoology 29.Joniiuc\ DebsGrushin. Office Manager. ('ire (Hat inn AssistantA CHARACTER SKETCHTYERHAPS you have seen, some morning, a fellow with a per-plexed look and an ill-centered necktie, on his way to a 9 o’clockclass at 9:10. He looked at you out of the corner of an eye, andhurried in the opposite direction.Reader, you have seen the editor of The Daily Maroon. Hewas not trying to “uptown you. He was trying to escape you.He was afraid that you were the man he offended in his latest edi¬torial, or the instructor whose name was misspelled on the frontpage. He was afraid that yo\i were the founder of a new club, orthe starter of a campaign, about to demand a write-up.The chances were he was right.MEETING THE GRADUATESTHE Federation of University Women, primarily an organizationfor undergraduates, will hold a tea tomorrow for the graduatewomen of the University.This is the first concentrated effort of undergraduate women tomake the graduates feel at home among them, and it is decidedworth while. Women who have received their degrees should filla definite place in life of the University, and this place should berecognized. They should have friends among the undergraduateswho are glad to know them. Federation is making a beginning tomeet this need. May the other organizations carry on.A SOIREE AT THE SPA-IWHAT is most needed in the University curriculum at the presenttime is food. Good food at moderate prices. Food not onlyat meal-time, but mid-afternoon and mid-evening.It once accurred to the University that students might desirea place where they could eat at irregular hours; the coffee shop wasestablished. The place serves a real purpose, and good maltedmilk; but it has one fault.Its closing hour is 5 o'clock. That is entirely too early. Studentsare hungry not only in the daytime. They require nourishment atabout 9:30 in the evening, when half their studying is done.At the present time there is no eating establishment withinseveral blocks of the University. Fifty-fifth street, Sixty-third, andBlackstone avenue are the nearest places where lunches are servedin the evening.The cold sandwiches and apples that are peddled at the fraternityhouses at night do not fill the want. What students want is somethinghot. Coffee, etc.The University could help matters by keeping the coffee shopopen until 10 or after. Nothing stronger than coffee is necessary;nothing more elaborate than sandwiches need enter the menu; butnothing less will suffice.Get YourPHOENIXTODA Y! “Post-War Organization of ChildWelfare in Europe” will be the sub¬ject of a public lecture to be givenby Dr. E. E. Reeder at 4:30 in Clas-sics.Dean Ernest Natch Wilkins will ■give an illustrated lecture on the“Portraits of Dante” at a meetingof II Circulo Italien tojnorrow at 4:30in Classics 10.Y. M. C. A. will hold its regularbi-weekly open house tomorrow al 4in the Reynolds club. 'All students'> :the University have been invited. By Alta CundyInterfratemity Ball! A revolutionof the sphere turns homecoming af¬fairs to “ memory” and the Inter¬fraternity ball to the near future.If you remember a year ago, Thanks-I giving eve, the gala affair at thej Blackstone, with the Rainbow orches-! tra, you are then eagerly awaitingWednesday night, the 25th of No¬vember. The Drake ballroom thisyear has been chosen for the eventby the committee which includes Lc-land Neff, general chairman, GiffordHitz, finance chairman, Milton Krein¬es, program, Thomas Paul, invita¬tions, Joseph Budlong, refreshments,Ted Pox, decorations.Reports from these men tell ofJack Chapman’s orchestra, dancinguntil two, favors, and a buffet sup¬per. About the favors—programs inminiature book form, oound in Eng¬lish hand-blocked paper—about thedecorations—shields and pennants ofthe represented fraternities will hearranged there, according to Mr. Fox.Mr. and Mrs. Clarence C. Fox. Mr.and Mrs. R. J. Lytle, Mr. and Mrs.Robert V. Merrill, Mr. and Mrs.James R Mulroy, Mrs. ElizabethNeff, Mr. Frank O’Hara, and Dr. amiMrs. A. G. Peters will he the guestsof honorBefore the night of the bad. how¬ever, many on campus are entertain¬ing and Wisconsin guests will hefavored.Campus F.vppt.Today. Federation is having a teaat Ida Noves hall from 4 to fi for ity.During the entire day, Phi BetaDelta, in order to raise money forher scholarship fund, is having acake sale at the C. and A. building.For this evening, the Mortar BoardAlumnae have purchased the mainfloor of the Studebaker theatre,where “What Price Glory” is beingshown. The proceeds are to be giventoward the pledge to the L’niversityCo-operative Day Nursery. ENTERTAIN WOMEN OF.WISCONSIN AT LUNCHEONFRESHMEN AND SOPHOMORES (Continued from page 1)nounced by Florence Homan, who,assisted by six women who are work¬ing for points, will prepare theluncheon. The purpose of the lunch¬eon is to promote better friendshipbetween the Chicago and Wisconsinmembers of W. A. A. After theluncheon all the women, with fhe ex¬ception of those who will sell bal¬loons, will go to the game *en masseand will probably sit togetherJ. H. FINNEGANDRUGGISTWoodlawn Ave. at 55th St.CIGARS. CIGARETTES andCANDYSTATIONARY AND FOUN¬TAIN PENSPhone Midway 0708Ask for Goldenrod Ice Cream THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarett s Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Conner F.llis Avenue and 55th St.Surell’s Beauty Shop1451 E. 57th Street• Fairfax 2007Expert beauty work in all branchesOpen Tues., Thurs., and Fri. F.ves.Adds Gloss and Lustre, MakesYour Hair Easy to ManageYF you want to make your haireasy to manage and add to itsnatural gloss and lustre, this isvery easy to do.Just put a few drops of Cdostoraon the bristles of your hair brush,and brush it through your hairwhen you dress it. You will besurprised at the result. It will giveyour hair an unusually rich, silkygloss and lustre—instantly.Clostora simply makes your hair more beautiful by enhancingits natural wave and color. Itkeeps the wave and curl in, andleaves your hair so soft and pli¬able, and so easy to manage, thatit will stay any style you arrangeit, even after shampooing—wheth¬er long or bobbed.A few drops of Clostora impartthat bright, brilliant, silky sheen,so much admired, and your hairwill fairly sparkle and glow withnatural gloss and lustre.A large bottle of Glostora costsbut a trifle at any drug store ortoilet goods counter. Try it! Youwill be delighted to see how muchmore beautiful your hair will look,and how easy it will be to manage.A generous sample FREE upon request.25G66THE R. L. WATKINS COMPANY1276 West 3rd Street, CLEVELAND, OHIOPlease send me FREE, a sample of GLOSTORA,all charges paid.A large bottle of Glostoracosts but a trifle at anydrug store or toilet goodscounter. NameAddressCity or Town.. .. State There are several positions openin the Sports Department of the DailyMaroon. Men who are interested inwriting sports should report to theMaroon office between 3:00 and 4.00o’clock today. TO-OUT-OF-TOWN STUDENTSMidway Apartment Hotel1535-37 E. 60th StreetOffer* Complete Hotel ServiceConvenient to the University with allTransportation Facilities1, 2 and 3 Room Apts. $50 and UpUNIVERSITY STUDENTSFOUNTAIN SERVICE AND LIGHT LUNCHES ARE BEST ATWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPCORNER FIFTY-FIFTH AT UNIVERSITY AVENUEFresh Home Made CandiesIt givesa better shaveThousands of men know this reason forthe ever-growing popularity of WilliamsShaving Cream. Williams gives shavinglather—lather that stays wet and full.It is the result of three generations of spe¬cializing in shaving soaps. The big tube withthe unlosable hinge-cap is 35c; double-sizetube containing twice as much, 50c.ALWAYS INSIST ON WILLIAMSShe’s Bored - - - -O'i'O.Q0.05,6.cjAtjsme(otvfco.ctj j;ov. :'lOpco'biOOSccioo.cjv I.vqo*OOjo'cYtMcY‘She won't be when she reads the Fooball Number ofTHE PHOENIXDON’T FORGET THE QUARTER!/>-Choosing an allAmerican footballteam is no fun—askanyone who has evertried doing so. The DailyWednesday Morning SPORTS MaroonNovember 18, 1925 Watch for the DailyMaroon’s choices forpositions on the all starsquad!FIVE VARSITY INELIGIBLEHigh Scores Feature Touchball GamesPSIU OVERRUNSPHI SIGS; PHI PSILOSES TO T. S. 0. One Hundred Twenty-six Men WOLVERINES ANDEntered in Intra-mural MeetUndergraduate harriers will gettheir chance to shake the kinks outof their muscles Friday, NovemberI 20th, according to Intramural man-i ager Lalon Farwell, who announcedA. T. O., Beta Theta Pi and that everything is in readiness forDcltCl Win 1 the annua* Intramural cross country' run. The meet will start at 4 o’clock'a®***®* at Washington park and the coursewill'be for two and one-half insteadof three miles, as was previously an¬nounced. The entry list is by far thelargest since the fall sport has existedon the Intramural roster, 126 individ¬uals having signed up from thirtydifferent organizations.“Athletes of unusual calibre will beamong the starters,” said ManagerFarwell, “Gist, former Hyde Parkmiler; Williams, St.' John’s star;Coles, distance runner from Texas;and Burke, miler from Virginia, arefour of the potential stars who willbe among the athletes facing thestarter’s pistol Friday.”Physical Exam For CompetitorsA competent corps of officials un¬der the direction of Tom Eck, varsitytrack coach, has been secured and,in addition, a battery of camera menwill be on hand to snap the start andfinish as the affair. Competitors willreport at Doctor Reed’s office onThursday, for physical examination inorder to insure absolute safety to thecontestants. The complete entry listis as follows:Tau Delta Phi—Gidwitz, Gelber,Solomon; Sigma Chi—Glynn, Stram-er, Wetty, Collins, Lewis, Clark,Householder, McCarthy, Stourgeon.Phi Sigma Delta—Fried, Fingold,Bieles, Birkson, Zolla, Edelstein, Jac¬obson, Goodman.Phi Kappa P»i—Mundy Peale,Waddell, Harris. Cusack, Laverty,Schroeder, Gist. Sigma Nu—Ault,Widman, Widman, Joust, Van Pelt,Boadley.Alpha Delta Phi—Williams, Arm¬strong, Hicks, Baker.Phi Kappa Sigma—Hibbot, Lewis,Johnson, Boyer, Wilson, Christian¬son.Beta Theta Pi—Wade, Steen.Alpha Sigma Phi—Hitz, Reich,King, Lauff.Psi Upsilon—Green, Boynton.Kappa Sigma—‘Carey, Sherubal,Johnson, Jackson, Hayes, Jones, Sau-ter, Jones, Hoke, Oker, Peterson,Harris, Tollman, Krogh.Chi Psi—Hathaway, Maxwell, Ha-gey, Holmes, Ingwerson, Smith,Fleming, Schmidt, Garard, G. Hagey,Watson.Delta Sigma Phi—Garis, Gaskill,Pratt, Eachart, Hamel, Igo, Gray, R.R. Garis, Eaton, Roule, Frederick,Griffen, Zimmerman, Karmen, Har¬rington, Wickler, Jognson.Delta Chi—Stillson, O’Malley,Dunn, Johnson, Ellis, Marrill, Spear,Tau Sigma Omicron defeated PhiKappa Psi in the only upset of theday. In all the other games the teamsdoped to win came through up to ex¬pectations, a few of them with sub¬stantial leads and one by a large jscore. This last was the Psi Upsilonteam, which ran through the Phi Sigsfor five touchdowns.It was in this game that the win¬ners made each of their touchdownsgood by five different men, all buttwo of the Psi U’s making scores.George Lott again played a flashygame in the backfield. running andpassing for large gains. Ted Zollastarred for the losers, playing asteady game. Psi Upsilon has shownitself as the class of its league andstands a wonderful chance of win¬ning th* all-Univeputy title.Phi Psi’a LoseIn the Tau Sig-Phi Psi fracas, Arn-stein, of Tau Sigma, made the onlyscore of the game, after being onthe receiving end of a long pass. Therest of the game was closely playedand would have been a tossup exceptfor that one pass.Beta Theta Pi defeated the muchbeaten Delta Chi squad once more bythe score of 12-0. Martineau andEngle each went over the line for atouchdown for the winners of this tilt.The Betas showed much better thanusual form in this game which iseasily seen by the score. Nerrillplayed will for the losers.A. T. O. Win* EasilyAlpha Tau Omega easily won fromSigma Alpha Epsilon by a 12-0 score,with Bob Markley starring for A.T. 0. Markley made both touchdowns jfor the winners, one in the first halfand one on the last.Dekes Pla^ Close GameIn the only close game of the day,(Continued on page 4) Here Are the Results ofYesterday’s TouchballGamesBeta Theta Pi defeated DeltaChi, 12-0.Psi Upsilon defeated Phi SigmaDelta, 30-0.Tau Sigma Omicron defeatedPhi Kappa Psi, 6-0.Alpha Tau Omega defeated Sig¬ma Alpha Epsilon, 12-0.Delta Kappa Epsilon defeatedDelta Tau Delta, 8-6.Maroon SplashesSwimming as a major year-aroundsport is coming to its own at last.The University of Michigan openedits new pool soon after the end oflast year’s conference meet, and Iowafollowed suit with a mammouth nata-torium of immense proportions, 60by 150 feet, to be .exact, and havinga seating capacity of 5000. It is still ^ ei e> arsons.remembered in a news item of lastyear, that more seas were promised,so Maroons live in hopes. “If youhope and fail, hope again,” is a goodmotto, but why fail?Ed. Fellinger, Tudor Wilder andJ. Griffin are showing good form inthe dives. “Shorty” Igo, a freshman,is also developing into a performerof swan like feats, and is runninghigh the honors of the Freshmantfam.Beg pardon. It was mentioned theother day that Jelinek was perform¬ing at breaststroke, the fact is how¬ever, that he is entered in backstroke,but why worry, the fact remains thathe is swimming, and the latter af¬fords greater opportunity to “patoneself on the hack.” Phi Gamma Delta—Burns, Rols-ton, Dorsey, Young, Frey, Bartlett,Paker, Campbell, Grant, Kinsey, VonAmmon, Jones, Shuler, Bradford,Foley, Gariepy, MacConnell, Hol-somb.Non-Fraternity EntriesRomans—Keinigstoerg, Thurston,Erickson, Silverman, Berman.9:15 Gym Class—Pritzker, Sowen-stein, Metzet, Glynn, Moreschi.Unattached—Maizel, Novak.Chicago Theological Seminary—Jenkins.LEARN TO DANCE NOW.TERESA DOLAN DANCINGSCHOOL1268 E. 63rd 5*. Nr. WoodlawnClasses every eve. at 8. Beginners Mon.and Thurs. Private lessons any time.Tel. Hyde Park 3Q80 WHAT OFIT?V'GeorgeMprgenstemYour correspondent was makinghis way out of Stagg Field in thedusk of Saturday evening, some timeafter the game had ended. Just ashe was passing out of the gate heheard behind him a tremendous sigh,straight from the depths of some¬body’s soul, so it sounded. It was anoble sigh, expressing unutterablethings. Your correspondent wheeledaround and saw none other than Five-Yards McCarty shuffling out of thegate. It seemed then, and it stillseems that way, that Mr. McCarty’ssigh said all there was to say aboutthe Dartmouth game, and said it elo¬quently well.And yet, there isn’t the slightestquestion that the Maroons played byfar their finest game of the year.They weren’t clearly outplayed—in¬deed they drove the Silent Indiansback and back repeatedly. The bigscore represented not any markedconsistent superiority on the part ofDartmouth at all times, but camerather as a result of the lightning-like scoring power of Oberlander’spassing. Throw out about eightplays in the game and you’d haye aneven contest.McPhail, the Big Green quarter¬back, was about the finest player inthat position any coach could de¬sire. “He certainly manoeuvered thatteam perfectly,” said Coach JessHawley after the game. “He’d pullthe Chicago defense up, pass over it,throw it back, and run through it. Itwas because of McPhail that the scorewas so big.” Not to mention Laneand Oberlander, whose names werecoupled so often in that passing thatsome of the boys thought they werea vaudeville act before the day wasover.The prize line of the week-endgoes to that young man who per¬formed so nobly with his baton whileleading the Dartmouth hand. It wasover at the Drake Friday evening,where the Dartmouth men were con¬gregated to eat, drink, listen tospeeches, and be merry. The Dart¬mouth drum-major got his boys over(Continued on Page 4) GOPHERS GROOMFOR TITLE TILTIf Michigan Wins It TiesNorthwestern forChampionshipWith the honor of gaining the“Little Brown Jug” eclipsed in im¬portance by a chance for a Big Tentitle, Minnesota and Michigan are be¬ing groomed carefully for Saturday’sbattle at Ann Arbor.Should the Gophers win they willbe the undisputed conference cham¬pions as they are the only team whoserecord has not been marred by a de¬feat. A victory for Michigan wouldresult in their sharing the title withNorthwestern, and would eliminateMinnesota from the race as they haveonly one win and a tie to their credit.The Yostmen have three victories andone defeat on their ledger.Both In Good ConditionMembers of both teams emergedunscathed, except for minor bruises,from last Saturd: y't games. Spearsand Yost both ordered light workoutsfor their men on Monday night. TheNorthmen received an hour lecturefrom Spears and then were ac¬quainted with Michigan’s pass forma¬tions. The Wolverines ran through afew formations and stressed theirpasses which failed miserably in theOhio State game.Gophers Upset DopeAlthough experts erpected theGophers to give Iowa a -battle andpossibly win, they had no idea thatSpears’ men would run roughshodover the Hawkeyes. The former WestVirginia coach has taken a group offair football performers and broughtthem along so that they are now con¬sidered one of the most powerfulmachines in the west. The attack isbuilt> around the vicious plunging ofJoesting and Peplaw, but it has va¬ried by accurate forward passing andopen field running by a quartet ofsophomore backs.Team Shows ClassThe end-runs of Almquist and Mur¬rell have not yet been stopped. Theline, most of the members of whichare participating in their first yearof conference football, has shownunusual strength. Cowboy Kutschwas downed for losses time aftertime. Red Wheeler is on the receiv¬ing end of most of Spears’ cleverly-conceived passes. Drill, at tackle, hasbeen garnering praise for his stellarline work. Cooper, regular center ab¬sent from the Hawkeye fray, is ex¬pected to be in condition to start atAnn Arbor.Molenda to StarThe Wolverines are having an at¬tack built around Molenda, the giantfullback, in case snow prevents anaerial offense. With Friedman andEdwards fully recovered from theirinjuries of last week Yost will beable to put his full strength on thefield. Being the last game of theseason for both teams nothing will beheld in reserve, and the most bitterlyfought game of the Big Ten scheduleshould result. Touchball Games ForToday Shown at aGlanceThree fraternity and three non¬fraternity games are on the cardfor today. The schedule is as fol¬lows:Field 1 ....3 :00—Kappa Sigma vs. Beta The¬ta Pi3:45—Senators vs. MacsField 23:00—Phi Kappa Psi vs. Delta Up¬silon3:45—Bulldogs vs. Cardinals.Field 33 :00—Alpha Sigma Phi vs. DeltaTau Delta3:45—Pirates vs. Arrows SCOn, VEISLEV,BAKER, S. ROUSE,DYGERT ARE OUTWOMEN ARE WANTEDTO TAKE CHARGE OFTHE BOWLING ALLEYSBowling threatens to become a neg¬ative quantity in campus women’ssports if more women do not signup to take charge of the alleys. Har¬riet Ray is formally in charge of thebowling schedule but she cannot beat the alleys from -12:00-5:30, dur¬ing which hours they are open. Thealleys have been opened at this timebecause it was felt that there wasan active interest in the game.Apparently this interest does notextend to signing up for the irksometask of supervising others’ play, butonly for playing. However, a littlesacrifice in this matter will insure theuse of the alleys in the future, whencold weather will render the outdoorsunsuitable for sports. Indeed, per¬haps the present enjoyable weather islargely responsible for flagging in¬terest in indoor sports. Perfect Aerial DefenseFor WisconsinBattleMaroon hopes were furtherbroken up when five varsity foot¬ball men were declared ineligibleyesterday. These men are StanRouse, half-back; Don Yeisley,end; Cam Baker, center; GeorgeScott, tackle; and Togo Dygert,Sophomore quarterback. Theywere found to be ineligible whenthe mid-quarter marks came out.They will not be able to play inthe Wisconsin game.With a crisp north wind invigorat¬ing them the crippled Maroons re¬sumed practice yesterday, drilling forthe Wisconsin aerial attack.Kernwein In UniformKernwein was out in uniform, aswere the rest of the cripples. Theteam is out to end the season with awin, for a victory will put the Ma¬roons in second place in the Big Tenstanding. Contrary to the generalopinion, the morale of the team hasnot been broken by the Dartmouthwin, so that the Maroons are ex¬pected to show that they can holdtheir own with any team on land orsea if they cannot hold their ownin the air.Have Powerful OffenceThe Staggmen certainly had a pow¬erful offensive against the Green andthe same style of play should winagainst the Badgers. Coach Little’soutfit, like the Maroons, is exception¬ally well drilled on defense, and yearin and year out despite the past per*formance of the team Wisconsin dis¬plays its strongest tactics againstChicago.The Madisonites, too, have theireyes on second place and the finalgame of the year will result in abattle for second place between theMaroon and Cardinal. It is a trysting(Continued on page 4)Dorothy J. Derbacher • George A. 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Vmerican Student Publishers,22 West 43rd St., New York.lentlemen:Please send me a copy of "How to Study” for whicht enclose *1.00 cash ; $1.10 check.AddressPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1925N In history, even, we are findinganalogies with our desperate attemptsto get the makeup man to allow theWhistle to run as we meekly submitit. And our corrections and implica¬tions are having almost the same ef¬fect as the efforts of the Cardinal inthe “Ingoldsby Legends” to get di¬vine vengeance upon the thief whohad stolen his ring:The Cardinal rose with a dignifiedlook.He called for his candle, his bell, andkis book!In holy anger and pious grief,He solmenly cursed that rascallythief!He cursed him at board, he cursedkiut in bed,He cursed what he thought, hecursed what he said;He cursed him in sleeping that verysame night,He should dream of the devil, andwake in a fright;He cursed him in eating, he cursedhim in drinking,He cursed him in coughing, insneezing, in winking;He cursed him in sitting, in stand¬ing, in lying,He cursed him in walking, in rid¬ing, in flying,He cursed him in living, he cursedhim dying!There never was heard such a terribleBut what seemed to give riseTo no little surprise—Was that nobody ever seemed onewhit the worse! !ONE of the Phi Delt freshmen hashad to install a new engine and gen¬erator in his campus flivver afterdragging it to and from the Illinigame. Where have we heard it saidthat while it may take Henry Fordonly twelve minutes to build a car,sometimes it takes only half of thatto tear one up?Of Course You Mean EliminatingStreet CarsDear Turk:Witness the item from one of ourdailies: “Knee length skirts have re¬duced street car accidents fifty percent.” Now really, don’t you thinkit would be fine if accidents could beprevented entirely? Dontcha?—The Mushy SchmalzHURRAY! Hurrah! The Universitybreaks ground for the new fieldhouse. What’s that . . . homelesspeople in Syria and Roumania? . . . conditions back o’ the yards? . . .starvation, cold? . . . Sorry, have notime. Hurray! Hurrah! The Univer¬sity breaks ground for th.R new fieldhouse!CONUNDRUM(very emancipated)from their chatteracross the tablein harper,is the difference 9between the girlwho walks for her own good by dayand the girlwho walks for her own goodness bynightsufficient to warrantthe wise cracks made by the latterconcerning the former? —Atlas.G. E. J. shows up with another.Student comies late into class, andProf, says, “I suppose your watch isslow.”“Yes,” replies student, “But so’syour old Man—die chimes!”DeYoung Declines the NominationDear Turk:We nominate for the Hall of Famethe fellow who went to the Notionscounter to get an idea for his termpaper.—M. N. C.WILL GHERE. so dear to thehearts of all of us, has joined a reper¬tory company which at present is re¬hearsing Rip Van Winkle. C'mon ev¬erybody, whittle your own wheeze.Campus experience—lecture courses—Rip Van Winkle—ha, ha! AERIAL DEFENSE PERFECTEDFOR SATURDAY’S GAME(Continued from page 3).day for seniors on both teams and of¬ten the men playing their last gamefor their Alma Mater play inspiredfootball.Beth Teams Beaten | OnceNeither the Badgers nor Chicagohas enjoyed a successful season onthe gridiron but both teams havelost but one Big Ten game. Wiscon-son falling before Bennie Friedman’spasses and the Maroons being out-swum in the mud by the Illini.Two strong baekfields will be pittedagainst each other; Crofoot, Me An¬drews, Leo Harmon and Kreuz area versatile quartet of-backs but havenothing on Kernwein, McCarty,Marks, and Drain. The Maroon for¬ward wall has but a slight edge. Oncomparative scores the teams appearmost evenly matched. Wisconsin de¬feated Purdue 6 to 0 and the Ma¬roons downed the Boilermakers 7to 0.Thus it appears that a close score isdue, with the Maroons employingtheir most diversified offense of thej season, and Little using an adaptationof the Yost running and passing at¬tack. Want AdsFOR RENT—One large room fortwo persons, reasonable rates; with orwithout board. 6047 Woodlawn Ave.,Tel. Midway 10502.WANTED—Tuxedo, good condi¬tion; 32 waist; for height 5 ft. 10 or11 in. Call H. P. 5801.THE GREEKS are planning to usea book as a unique souvenir of theInterfraternity Ball. 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Kenwood 3794.LOST—A coin prse with keys, num¬bered 746 and 103, between Harper li¬brary and 61st Street. Margaret on out¬side. Return to Maroon office.LOST—Wednesday, on campus; aWHAT OF IT?(Continued from Page 3)in a corner of the room before thefestivities commenced. “Boys,” hesaid, “I want every man of you toreport tomorrow in condition to jplay.”PSI U. OVERRUNS PHI SIGS;PHI PSI LOSES TO T. S. O.(Continued from page 3)Delta Kappa Epsilon squeezed out avictory from Delta Tau Delta, bythe small margin of 8-6. Jack Stam-bough made the first touchdown forthe Dckes, but the score was soontied when Morrill went over the linefor a touchdown for the Delts. In thelast half, the Dekes caught a DeltaTau Delta backfield man behind hisown goal-line for a safety and vic¬tory. Then there’s the one Mr. Albon jHolden, editor of' the Big Ten Week- jly, reports occurred in MinneapolisFriday night. Mr. Holden noticed amilling crowd gathered around some¬thing in the hotel lobby. 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