121925What else areyou hiding fromus, Mr. McCarty?Vol. 25 No. 28 Alumni will beon the campusSaturday. Let’sshow them a goodtime.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1925 Price Five CentsCAMPUS WAITS COMING OF GRADSMixes Pigskin and Pen;‘Mac’Makes New PlungePREDICT COMMONLANGUAGE WILLOPEN NEW EPOCHSee International TongueAs Probability ofthe FutureBy A1 E. WiddifieldOne international written and spokenlanguage which will simplify the inter¬course of the whole world is seen as thenext probable step in the evolution oflinguistic communication by Dr. KrnestW. Burgess, associate professor ofsociology in the University. This lan¬guage will be scientifically simple tolearn and will lie written and snokenwith great ease.The German will be no longer walledfrom the great mass of the Englishspeaking world because of a differencein speech, nor will Italian scholarsstruggle with the complex tongue of theChinese with its numberless inflectionsand declensions. One language, a com¬bination of the world's purest tongues,with Latin as a base, will prevailthroughout the world, and a new epochin the communication of peoples will heushered in.Radio Accentuate* NecessityThe necessity of this new internationallanguage, according to Dr. Burgess, hasbeen accentuated by the advent of theradio. The need for this man-conceivedtongue is more acute in Europe than inAmerica. Many different tongues arespoken in the comparatively small areaof the old world.It is as if our neighl>ors down inIndiana, over in Ohio, and up in Mich¬igan all had a different language. Worldproblems would be automatically solvedand the easily communicated ideas andsentiments of different countries wouldundoubtedly prevent international dis¬pute and strife.Dr. Sapir Recalls AttemptsDr. Edward Sapir. associate profes¬sor of Anthropology in the- University,has pointed out that several attemptshave already been made to conceivesuch an international language. There isthe tongue called “Esperanto," written bya Pole, which has been composed onsimplified basic principles with the in¬tention of being a medium of communi¬cation all over the world. From thistongue there developed the still sim¬pler “Ido" .language which could betaught and learned much easier thanany of the foreign language taught inschools ?nd colleges today.This new language prophesied by Dr.Burgess and Dr. Sapir will have a min¬imum of declensions. Simplication willbe its keynote. Tenses will probably bedone away with altogether. Latin seemsto be the most logical base. Dr. Sapirtells of a simplified Latin code alreadyinvented which has made the study of theclassic language of old Rome very easy(Continued on page 4) Several knew that it was a musicaltalented fullback who smashed theIllinois line Saturday for an averageof 4 5-9 yards per play. But fewpeople knew that it was an editorwho wras doing the stiff-arming.That Austin McCarty is a jour¬nalist was not known generally aboutthe campus until yesterday. Mr.Frank H. O’Hara, director of stu¬dent activities was the one to revealMac’s literary talents when he an¬nounced yesterday the members ofthe editorial board of the new Circle.The star fullback, known far andwide as “Five Yard’ McCarty is toassume immediately his new role aseditor. The Circle, which has notbeen published thus far this year, hasbeen completely organized.It will be published by a board offive editors, under the chairamnshipof Elizabeth Le May. The othermembers of the board are AustinMcCarty, Daniel C. Rich, JosephWhite, and Henry Kitchell Webster,Juni(fl\ Earle English is businessmanager.Miss Le May was formerly a mem¬ber of the Circle staff. She has alsoCELEBRATE FIRSTTOUCHDOWN WITHMAROON BALLOONSAt the first Chicago touchdown inthe Chicago-Dartmouth game Satur¬day, one thousand balloons will bereleased. This tradition of honoringthe first touchdown made in the lasttwo games of the season was startedlast year. W. A. A. is in charge ofthe sale of the balloons, one of whichevery Chicago rooter is expected tobuy.Freshmen women, under the direc¬tion of Eleanor Wilkins, will sell theballoons. Women who are interestedhave been asked to sign up on theposter placed in the foyer of IdaNoyes hall and will receive points forW. A. A.All the women who sign up forthis activity will meet Eleanor Wil¬kins Friday at 12:45 in the Trophygallery on the second floor of IdaNoyes hall. They will report Satur¬day at 12:15 at the Reynolds clubto receive final instructions. Balloonswill be sold for fifteen cents apieceat each of the gates, on 57th St., andoutside Mandel hall. Sales will beconcluded before the game starts.The proceeds from this sale will goto the W. A. A. Dunes Cabin fund,which is gradually being increased byvarious sales and activities.“Maroon balloons made the firstChicago touchdown more impressivelast year at the Chicago-Illinoisgame.” been active in Dramatic work, be¬ing secretary of Gargoyle. She .3also chairman of Women’s Federa¬tion.Rich, who is a contributor toHouse Beautiful and other magazinesis a poet.White was a member of the Circlestaff last year and has had consider¬able newspaper experience.Henry Kitchell Webster, Junior,son of the noted novelist, is on thefencing squad and is a member ofPsi Upsilon.McCarty is a member of Owl andSerpent and Phi Gamma Delta.English is a college marshal, mem¬ber of the C. and A. Council, formerbusiness manager of the Cap andGown, and a member of Delta Up¬silon.In announcing the staff, Mr.O’Hara, expressed confidence thatthe new staff will put the literarypublication on a higher plane thanit has ever been before.The board will hold its first meet¬ing today at 3:30 in Cobb 109 whenall those interested in becomingmembers of the staff are asked to bepresent.COUNCIL SELECTSROBERT TIEKEN TOREPRESENT SENIORSRobert Tieken was selected yester¬day by the Undergraduate councilto act as senior class representativein that body. This action was takento fill the vacancy which resultedfrom the senior class elections.Allen Miller, who had been chosenlast year to represent the class iftthe undergraduate governing body,through his election as president ofthe senior class, became automatic¬ally a member of the council.Other candidates who were consid¬ered for the post were George Bates,Paul Cullom, Earle English, GrahamHagey, and Allen Heald.Tieken is a member of Beta ThetaPi, Owl and Serpent, and Black-friars of which he is a Superior. Hehad been influential in Universityathletic rushing, in administeringthe “Green Cap,” and has acted asadvisor to the University band.MIRROR SETS DATEFOR MANUSCRIPTSManuscript deadline for Mirror hasbeen set for the week beginningMonday, Nov. 23, and ending Friday,Nov. 27. All students, both men andwomen who are interesting in writ¬ing, have been urged to submit manu-Campus May Have ‘Liberal ’ Paper;Club Considers Plan for PublicationRumor has it that the campus ishave a “liberal” magazine, though»mbers of the Liberal club refusedst night to admit that they areing to foster a new magazine,ither did they deny that the reporttrue.The organization held a meetingst night to consider plans for suchmagazine, but their conclusionssre kept secret and a Daily Maroonporter was told that no definitenclusion had been worked. Another;eting is to be held this week, whenfinal plan may be adopted.It is thought that the proposedigazine may be published elsewheresn on the campus and not as aident publication. On the other hand it may be placed under thesupervision of the board of studentpublication and become another cam¬pus magazine.One of the original plans of Lib¬eral club was to edit three pages ofthe Circle. This plan was abandon¬ed however when the organizationdecided that not sufficient spacecould be had in that publication.The nature of this magazine willprobably be liberal in tone, thoughnot radical. It will present under¬graduate views of political issues andwill also contain the results of sci¬entific research in the field of poli¬tical economy.Rumor may have more than theLuth, but the Libera! club is up tosomething.-1.*ik. i"- .A , scripts. They may be sent to HelenLiggett, president of the organiza¬tion or to Zoe May Sutherland, gen¬eral manager, at Beecher hall.The type of play has been left tothe author’s discretion; it may beserious, humorous, or fantastic, withthe possibility of the introduction ofmusic. Further directions may besecured from Miss Liggett.DILLY TALKS TODAYON ORIENTAL RUGSArthur U. Dilly, M.A., will lecturetoday at 4:30 in the Harper AssemblyHall. Mr. Dilly is internationallyrecognized as an authority on theart of the Orient, and is a connois¬seur in the field of oriental rugs.His lecture will be illustrated byrugs and colored slides. All mem¬bers of the University are invited,and no tickets will be required. NO INSULTS FORTEAM THIS WEEK:HOLD PEP MEETStreet Parade With GreenCap Men PrecedePep MeetChicago’s gridiron warriors willnot be insulted and dubbed “femi¬nine” and “yellow” at the Dartmouthpep session tomorrow' night in Man-del hall. Seward Covert, head cheerleader, said so yesterday.| “Chicago is going (to make somenoise,” he predicted, “but it won’tbe insulting. The game Saturday isone of the biggest on the Chicagoschedule and the team is going toneed every ounce of encouragementto annex the victory.”The band will play and march thestreets followed by the two hundredand fifty members of the Green Capclub. The radio will spread some ofthe pep of the meeting to the thou¬sands of Maroon fans unable to at¬tend. The students will sing andcheer and maintain silence as occa¬sion demands. All this and more thesponsors foresee.Walter Eckersall, famed captain ofthe Chicago team of 1905, is ex¬acted to be the main speaker andwill be supported by Fritz Crisler, aChicago player who captured manyheadlines a few years ago and whois now a coach at the Univerity, andthe “Old Man.”This battle between the Green, ofthe East, and the Maroon, of theWest, is the homecoming of the Chi¬cago aggregation.Newman ChoosesMonkeyshines AsPrincipal Hobby—:—By Mary Winner HughesIt isn’t everyone who can take atrip to Monkeyville and return un¬scathed. Prof. Horatio Hackett New-man, of the Zoology department, whowent to Tennessee to defend evolu¬tion last spring, has achieved sucha distinction. “And, in addition” helaughed “I am bringing out a bookon the subject.”“Tell us of some of your monkeyexperiences!” we begged.He waved the pleading aside.“There are more interesting thingsgoing on right here on the campus.Do you know about the new honorcourse recently instituted, open onlyto the hundred brightest and mostpromising freshmen, as selected bythe Faculty?”We admitted that, not being oneof the brightest and most promisingfreshmen, we had not received An in¬vitation to the class.“The course—which by the way,goes down on the schedules as “TheNature of the World and Man*—is,in a way, as big a boon to the in¬structors as to the students, for itmeans that we faculty who have beenasked to help conduct It must brushup on our psychology, anthropology,and biology of undergraduate days.”We tried to steer Mr. Newman intoa more personal stream. “And yourhobby?” we insinuated.“Outside of work? Golf andbridge, I suppose, but with this newcourse—.”We hastened on with our ques¬tions. “Can you give us an epi¬gram?”“Epigram? No, I don’t deal insuch things, but it you would like abrief outline of the course of whichI was speaking .”I We fled! Dance TomorrowAs Benefit ForSettlement NightTo swell the purse of the Settle¬ment drive, a tea-dance at the PhiKappa Psi house has been plannedfor tomorrow afternoon. It will bean open affair, under the chairman¬ship of Esther Cook and Clyde Keut-zer, and tickets will sell for 25 cents.Although this is the second func¬tion sponsored by the Settlementdrive committee, it is the first pro¬ductive affair of the campaign. VicSawyer’s orchestra, a campus organ¬ization, will furnish the syncopation,and the Brox sisters from the “MusicBox Revue” will entertain. “We areindeed fortunate,” stated Keutzer,“to procure such extraordinary tal¬ent for entertainment. The Broxsisters are internationally famous,and their presence alone should drawthe student body.”The dansant will begin at 4, andrefreshments served. Two more af¬fairs of the same type have beenplanned for succeeding Fridays, withMiss Gafford, and Miss Chapin of thefaculty as chaperons.SELECT PATRONSOF GREEK BALLInvite Faculty Members andStudents’ ParentsPatrons and patronesses of the In¬terfraternity ball were announcedlast evening at a meeting of the In¬terfraternity Council, and the re¬maining tickets were redistributedamong the fraternities having a de¬mand that exceeded their original al¬lotment.The following were announced asthe patrons and patronesses of theball: Mr. and Mrs. Clarence C. Fox,Mr. and Mrs. R. J. Lytle, Mr. andMrs. James R. Mulroy, Mr. and Mrs.Robert B. Merrill, Mrs. Elizabeth P.’Neff, and Dr. and Mrs. A. G. Peters.These people were chosen from mem¬bers of the faculty and parents ofstudents in the University.“As was predicted, the demandfor tickets was very much greaterthan the supply,” said Gifford Hitz.“I am quite sure that -we could havesold over four hundred bids if thelimit had been that high, for manyof the fraternities asked for a goodmany more than it was possible togive them under the present limitof three hundred. Everything pointstowards the fulfillment of expecta¬tions for one of the best Interfrater¬nity formals ever given here, accord¬ing to unanimous opinion of the com¬mittee in charge.” EXPECT ALUMNI OFSIXTEEN STATESAT HOMECOMINGAlumni of Fifty-Two CitiesTurn Out for Dart¬mouth FrayAlumni, old and newly graduated,are coming. They’re coming fromsixteen states and fifty two cities tothe University’s first annual Home¬coming Celebration.This is not only the University’sHomecoming Celebration, but alsoDartmouth’s Mid-Western Reunion.All the boys who attended the oldschool ’way up there in the moun¬tains in the days before they cameout here to play football will be onhand to yell for the invaders.Expect Two ThousandAbout two thousand of the localalumni will show up. At one o’clockon Saturday they will adjourn to aspot north of Bartlett, where theywill see the first shovel heaved on thesite of the new Field House. Detailsof the plans have not been announcedas yet, but they will be in the nearfuture.During the half, many interestinglittle stunts will be pei-formed. Inthe first place, the Dartmouth band,which is said to be a “wow,” willperform. It is rumored that theyhave some novelties up their sleeves.When the Dartmouth band has fin¬ished disporting itself, that wellknown organization, the Green CapClub, will perform. The freshmenare going to do a lot of clever things,chiefly bull fighting, the Charleston,and aesthetic dancing.After the game the Alumni will as¬semble in Bartlett to hear PresidentMason, the “Old Man,” and Dr. Har¬old G. Moulton of Washington speak.Dr. Moulton will reply to the otherspeakers for the out-of-town gradu¬ates. Arranegments have been madefor a crowd of at least fifteen hun¬dred at this meeting.Cody and Mathews PresentArt Cody and Rudy Matthews, ex¬yell leaders here, will be on hand tokeep the cheering peppy. Matthewswas yell leader here for three years,and it is his boast that he never ledcheers for a losing team. During histhree years Chicago lost occasionallyof course, but as it happened Mat¬thews was never out in front at thetime.The Alumni of the various frater¬nities will invade all the campushouses, so, of course, will the gentle¬men from Dartmouth. The Greekhouses will be decorated for the oc¬casion, and a great deal of keenrivalry is expected. Some of thegroups have ambitious schemes un¬der way.Even Normal Folks See Ghosts;Rich Conducts Psych Experiments“Seeing ghosts” is not a productof fantastic imagination but the re¬sult of certain light stimulation onthe retina, it was learned today fromG. J. Rich, in the department of phy-sological chemistry at the University.Mr. Rich conducted phychological ex¬periments at Cornell University tosubstantiate theories advanced byProf. J. F. Schwindler, Universityof Missouri psychologist.Anyone, be he neurotic or normal,can “see a ghost” if he goes aboutit in the right way, Rich explains.The principle involved is that knownto psychology as the “after image.”The subject must first enter a darkroom where, after a short interval,he ia confronted with a brilliant light,switched on and off in the course of one or two seconds.For perhaps three-quarters of aminute after the light has been turn¬ed off, and the room plunged intodarkness an image of any person orobject which the observer may haveseen in the light will persist clearlyand with every aspect of reality inhis vision. In other words, the sub¬ject sees a ghostly counterpart of thereal thing when the light has beenput out, and when the actual objecthas been removed.“But,” Rich explains, “ghost-seeinggoes even farther than that. Sup¬pose an individual is walking downthe street and he comes to a brightlylighted window in which there areseveiai human figures at work. Or(Continued on page 4)Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1925Stye Satlg iRarmmFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates;IS.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13.1900, under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing In thla paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 5522. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion In its columns on allsubjects of student Interest. Contributors must sign their full names to communica¬tions, but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press Association What's On Today IW. A. A. will hold a business meet¬ing for all members at 3:30 in theCorrective gymnasium of Ida Noyeshall.“The Measure of the ModernDramatist” will be the subejct of anaddress to be made by Frank Hur-bert O’Hara, director of studentactivities, before the Literary clubat 8 in Harper Mil.Mr. Arthur U. Dilley, A.M.,_ofNahigian Brothers, will speak on“The Story of Persian Rugs” at 4:30in Harper M 11.Bacteriology club will be address¬ed by Associate Prof. William H. Ta¬liaferro of the department ofHygiene and Bacteriology on “SomeGenetic Studies in the Parasitic Pr<>- jtozoa,” at a meeting to take placeat 4:30 in Ricketts 1.“Nine Years in Chicago” will be the subject of a talk to be given byM. Antonin Barthelemy, FrenchConsul in Chicago, at a meeting of LeCercle Francais at 4:30 in the Mai-son Francaise, 5810 Woodlawn Ave.Rabbi Benjamin Frankel, directorof Hillel Foundation, University ofIllinois, will speak at a meeting forJewish students tonight at 8 in Rey¬nolds Clubhouse.“International Finance” will be thesubject of a radio lecture to bebroadcasted from Mitchell Tower,through Station WMAQ, tonight at9. Harold Glenn Moulton, Ph.D ,director of the Institute of Econom¬ics, Washington, D. C., will be thespeaker.Permanent Waving, Shampooing,MarcellingTHE JONES SHOPPE1373 East 55th StreetOpen Tuesday, Thursday. Friday,and Saturday EveningsPhone Hyde Park 6941 Frosh Sell MaroonsAt Dartmouth GameFreshmen in the guise of newsboyswill distribute the souvenir issue of theDartmouth Maroon among a recordcrowd Saturday. The frosh sales force iscomposed of Charles Cutter, H. Gordon,Rany Ingwersen, John Jackson, AlfredE. Grist, Jack Franks, Charles Hopson,Kelly, Simon Lesser, Ralph McCormack.Ruschel, Stafford Robinson, Lee Sheuer-John McEuen, Ray Peterson, Waltetman, Frederick Solomon, Foster Turn¬er, Jack Pelty and Harold Yatter.All Green Cappers, must wear theircaps with their ribbons flying when theyreport for sales to Sidney Blumenthal,circulation manager of the Daily Ma¬roon. Each one is to come/ at 11:30 tothe Maroon office, wearing or bringinga sign ready to wear bearing the inscrip-LEARN TO DANCE NOW.TERESA DOLAN DANCINGSCHOOL1208 E. 63rd .S't. Nr. WoodlawnClasses every eve. at 8. Bexinners Mon.and Thurs. Private lessons any time.Tel. Hyde Park 308(1 tion, “Dartmouth-Maroon for five cents.With this advertising and his voice,which for once will be unrestricted, eachis expected to dispose of five hundredcopies. At 2:00 o’clock the newspapervenders are to report to the circulationmanager, and turn in the money. Blum¬enthal will be located in the footballticket office.Christmas Cards in profusion at fWOODWORTH’S BOOK STOREOrder them engraved early.J. H. FINNEGANDRUGGISTWoodlawn Ave. at 55th St.CIGARS. CIGARETTES andCANDYSTATIONARY AND FOUN-TAIN PENSPhone Midway 0708Ask for Goldenrod Ice CreamcAn Exceptional Opportunity to SaveThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women's EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorDeemer Lee News EditorReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News EditorHarry L. Shlaes Sports EditorVictor M. Theis Sports EditorMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Women’s Editor'Ruth Daniels .. Assistant Women's EditorLeon Galinsky Day EditorGeorge Jones Day EditorGeorge Koehn Dav EditorWilliam Smith Day EditorA1 Widdiflehl Day EditorAlice Kinsman Sophomore EditorRoselle Moss Sophomore EditorRuth H. SchroederWomen's Sports Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTSidney Bloomenthal, Circulation DirectorEthan Granquist Office DirectorI.eland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerJack Pincus Classified ManagerPhilip Kaus Circulation ManagerDudley Emerson AuditorCharles Harris Advertising AssistantFrederick H. KretschmerAdvertising AssistantEldred Nenbauer ..Advertising AssistantROLLING HOMECHICAGO S alumni will come back Saturday. They will comeback to look over the University s new buildings, to renew oldfriendships, to meet their undergraduate successors,—and to see theteam fight Dartmouth.Our job is to make their visit a successful one; to show them theUniversity of today at its best. The team will fight its hardest; wecan depend on that. The stands will yell their loudest; we need notfear for that either. It remains for us to make the rest of the Home¬coming program affair as complete a success as the game.A good crowd at the ground-breaking for the Field house beforethe game, a spirited, well-organized freshman stunt between halves,and plenty of undergraduate representation at the Homecoming cele¬bration in Bartlett immediately after the gun is fired, will go a longway toward making a worthwhile initial homecoming. Support for ageneral undergraduate dance in the evening was found to be insuf-^'ficient; but the other social affairs should be amply patronized.The alumni are in the midst of a huge task of service for the Uni¬versity. Their shoulders bear much of the burden of the Develop¬ment campaign. Thus far they have contributed a million and a halfto that campaign. They comprise a large and active part of thecampaign personnel. Their loyalty exerts an immeasurable moralinfluence on the public at large.The forces at work on this great program will be mustered at theUniversity Saturday. They will inspect the results of their work.They will organize to continue it. And if we do our part, they willtake inspiration from the life that they see here. The vigor that theyfind in the University they will transfer to the University’s service.They will watch the team fight for Chicago, and be encouraged intheir own fight for Chicago.A PLEA FOR REALISMTT7HEN you pick up a newspaper and see a picture labeled Mc-’ ^ Carty, or Henderson, you are apt to wonder just whose pic¬ture it really is. A handsome enough face with the conventionalfighting expression on it is there; but McCarty or Henderson, isn’t.The disguise comes from unrestrained retouching and revising bythe sports-desk scribes. Whether they have an exalted idea of ourplayers’ beauty or double the justice of the likeness is unknown; butwe protest. Our men may not be Apollos for beauty, but we likethem as they are without any trimmings. If these artists insist uponpractising plastic surgery, let them begin on the Messrs. Wolheim,Chaney and Montana; but we want our football players just as wesee them any day on campus, where they aren’t pretty-facd boys,but men. And as far as newspapers are concerned let our motto be"There is no face like our own.” jiriiiiiBMBiiiifrrTinitfiHuru'TtfnrLmiirnTr.'nvrBTnTiiiiuiHHiiitTnT)MARSHALL FIELD COMPANY© THE STORE FOR MEN ©beginning TodayIMPORTANT SELLING OFMen’s Fancy Wool& Wool'Mixed Hose$1.65Thousands of Pairs—All Imported—Scoresof Patterns and Combinations—Fine Quality—EveryPair a Remarkable Value at This PriceTHOSE who have attended our special sellings of pastautumns will know what to expect. They will coAieprepared to buy in quantities, to lay in a full winter’ssupply.While the variety is greater than usual and the quan-tity of hose more extensive, the value is even better. Thereisn’t a pair in the lot that does not sell regularly for con¬siderably more, as you will note when you see them.They are all soft, finely knitted hose, with the unmis¬takable feel of high quality, and agreeable to look at. Thepatterns are those most popular today. first floorHomecoming Rotograph Edition Saturday 5ci A.Chicago will hold itsfirst Homecoming cele¬bration Saturday. The Daily SPORTSNovember 12, 1925 MaroonThursday Morning Help to make it asuccess by entertainingthe visiting alumni.TEAM DRILLS ON AERIAL “DEFENSEFRESHMENUSEHAWLEY’S ATTACKIN SCRIMMAGEPasses By Oberlander Is ChiefThreat of Big GreenTeamBy Irving GoodmanAgain Stagg placed the stress on aerialdefense as the men worked the good partof an hour trying to stop the highly-touted Green overhead attack. Staggused one hackfield to stop tosses thrownby the frosh hurlers who were workingunder the direction of I^onnie Stagg,who scouted the Dartmouth team. An¬other varsity backfield worked againstpasses hurled by Kernwein, who seemsto be rapidly improving from injuriesreceived in last Saturday’s mud contest.McCarty Back in Practice“Five Yards” MCarty was also out inuniform and engaged in a light workout.All the other men seem in good condi¬tion and it appears that Chicago mayhand the powerful Fasteners a surpriseon a dry field. Cornell using a straightoff tackle plunging attack marched fora touchdown against Hawley’s eleven.Stagg excels in line attacks, and ifCornell with no such array of full hacksas McCarty, Timme. and Francis andwith a much less powerful line thanthe Marrtons have, were able to marchdown the field it is logical to assumethat Chicago mav cross their goal-lineseveral times before the game ends.The only question is, “Ca"roons stop Oberlander’s heaves?” Pur¬due and Illinois completed many passesfor substantial gains, so that unless theMaroon defense against passes has im¬proved much, Dartmouth may run upa big score.As for us we cannot picture the Ma-, roons losing by a big score, especially,since Brown who was easy for the Ma¬roons last year held the New Hamp¬shire warriors to a tie score for themajor part of the game and only werebeaten by blocked punts.Wet weather has prevented the Stagg-men from coming through with one ofthese inspired games that Chicago teamsdeliver at least once a season, so that itlooks as if Dartmouth may not representthe Hast at the tournament of Roses,if they expect an easy game with theMaroons.Although past performances favor theGreen, Chicago will be out to atone forthe Penn defeat and when the Maroonsbegin hitting on all cylinders only a su¬per team can stop them. Is Dartmouthwith Oberlander and Lanho who haveterrorized the Fast a wonder team ? Thatquestion will be answered Saturday af¬ternoon. Maroon Baseball Team Starts for HomeMaroons Still Have Chance, ForConference Championship HonorsChicago’s defeat at Illinois did noteliminate them from championshipconsideration. Although it is likelythat several teams will be tied forthe title when the season closes theMaroons still have a remote chancefor an undisputed leadership.The games Saturday will go a longways in unlangling the present knot.The Michigan-Ohio clash will elimin¬ate one of those teams from the run¬ning while either Iowa or Minnesotawill drop out when the game at Min¬neapolis is over. The Gophers havenot yet been defeated, but shouldthey lose to the Hawkeyes they willhave only one more chance for aconference victory. Purdue stands agood chance of blasting Evanston’shopes with their superb aerial at¬tack. This will be the Purple’s lastBig Ten game. Coach IngwersenDrills HawkeyesFor Gopher TiltThe following Saturday Michiganand Minnesota will play. Then ifChicago defeats Wisconsin they willhave the championship to themselves.But it is practically impossible forthe situation to unfold itself so beau¬tifully.Maroon SplashesDon Peterson one of the Fresh¬man tank stars, is disgusted as wellas discouraged, due to the fact ofnot being able to better his time inthe last two weeks. What do theseFreshmen expect anyway? But thenI guess Don doesn’t realize that allthe varsity men have been trying toequal his time in the fortnite men¬tioned.Another somewhat dissatisfied Fresh¬man is “Comie” Oker. Althoughthis human duck hasn’t much sparetime to aquatics, every one is on histoes when he joins thq team in prac¬tice. No, he doesn’t leave the on¬lookers gasping, no not gasping butsoaked. WHAT OFIT?^FGeorgeMn^nstemIt will take a good deal more thanthe proverbial Rising Sun to shedlight on the activities of the Maroonball team in far-off Japan. Few andfar between have been the bulletinsthat have found their way back tothe Midway, and those contain butscant information. The latest fromNels Norgren, for instance, is to thefollowing effect:“Won first game 2 to 0.“Second game: 0 to 0 in five in¬nings—rain.“Third game: 0 to 0 in nine in¬nings—dark.“Fourth game: 0 to 0 in eleven in¬nings—dark.An acquaintance of your corres¬pondent who, for obvious reasons, weshall leave anonymous, has a theorydiffering from Norgren’s “good pitcn-ing, good fielding” explanation of allthose tie games. “I have heard,” hesaid, “that these here Japanesepitchers cannot go any great numberof innings without blowing up witha pop, so to speak. I do not vouchfor the truth of that assertion, but IHAVE heard it said. Well, sir, when¬ever one of these here pitchers startsto weaken and the Maroons start toget to him, so to speak, the umpireca'ls the game on account of some¬thing or other.Candidates have been pouring intothe Bartlett Pool at a terrifying rate,these last two weeks, and in the pro¬cess of sifting out the good materialand turning it into shape for thecoming meets, Coach McGilveray’3frown has been developing into amost beautiful smile. FOR SALEMAN’S RACCON COATAlmost new. Bargain, $225.Call or phone after six Fridayand Saturday. Donald Cam¬era, 1401 East 53rd St. Dor¬chester 8249. IOWA CITY, la., Nov. 11.—En¬vironment makes football players!At least the boys who journeyeddown to Iowa from the North coun¬try last Saturday were more at homein a snowdrift than their unac¬claimed opponents. Wisconsin wipedthe icicles from its chin and plowedj through Iowa for a touchdown, andsix points which cost the Hawks theI conference championship.Coach Burton Ingwersen is a hardloser. George Little, the Wisconsin! coach, remarked after the game thatIngwersen is one of his warmestfriends. “But,” said, “Burt takesa defeat too hard. He must remem¬ber that every team drops a gameonce in a while.”And Burt is learning to accept abeating. Not that he has had muchexperience in that respect, for Iowahas lost but two games since Ingwer¬sen took over the helm in 1924. Hecame out on Iowa Field this after¬noon with his friendly little grin inevidence, and he used his men lightly,for they are bruised and batteredafter the frozen fray of last Satur¬day.He se^it his team through limber¬ing-up ekercises and then called foran extended signal drill. The re¬serves and freshmen displayed a fewMinnesota toilers. Burt is learningto take a defeat, but he made a sig¬nificant remark just before he senthis men to the showers. He said,“Boys, Wisconsin beat us, outplayedus the last half. But we aren’t doneby a long shot, and we’re going tobeat Minnesota and Southern Cali¬fornia.” CARDINALS BOWTO ARROWS INCLOSE BATTLESenators’ Team Fights Stub¬born Bulldogs to aScoreless TieI Non-fraternity touchball resumed| play yesterday with six teams meet¬ing on the gridiron. After a hardfought battle in which both squadsshowed great defensive power theArrows managed to squeeze out avictory over the Cardinals. The Sen¬ators played the Bulldogs to a score¬less tie while the Romans forfeitedto the Pirates.Arrows Spear CardinalsIn the Arrow-Cardinal battle thelatter held the Arrows to a draw un¬til the last quarter when Ball catch¬ing a long pass tramped down thefield for the winning points. Sev¬eral times during the game the redshirts brought the ball within sev¬eral feet of their goal posts but thereserve strength of the Arrows keptthem from scoring. Much credit isdue to the Cardinals however forholding the Arrows to such a lowscore as the latter have one of thebest teams in their league. Here’s Who the IntramuralTeams Will MeetTodayGraduate touchball teams willstart play today when the Divin¬ity school clashes with the Chi¬cago Theological seminary. Oneof the most important games onthe schedule is the Delta Sig-D. U.meet. The Delta Sigs will prob¬ably take this game in a walkawayas they have one of the strongestteams in the tournament.The schedule is as follows:Field 13:45—Alpha Sienna Phi vs. ChiPsi.4:30—Divinity school vs. ChicagoTheological seminary.Field 25:00—Pi Lambda Phi vs. ZetaBeta Tau.Field 31:00—Tau Delta Phi vs. KappaNu. MOUNDMEN ENDSUCCESSFUL TRIPTHROUGH ORIENTMaroon Squad Lose TwoClose Games to WasedaUniversityRESUME GAMESIN CAPTAIN BALLBarking Bulldogs Frighten Senaluiy, {The Senator-Bulldog clash alsofeatured some fine touchball play¬ing. Both of the teams were evenlymatched and the battle was one mosthotly contested in the tournamentthis year. The Senators showed greatform at the start of the contestrunning the ball into the enemy ter¬ritory several times but good defen¬sive playing in pinches by-he stub¬born Bulldogs kept the ball from thegoal posts. Stuhlman was the out¬standing player on the Senators whileBell starred for the opposing side.BEG YOUR PARDONDelta Sigma Phi was mentioned inyesterday’s issue as losing to theSigma Chis in touchball. Delta Chiwas the loser in that game. Choose Xmas Cards early whileassortment is complete atWOODWORTH’S BOOK STOREFOR A RAINY DAYEvery year has its quota of wet weather.Classes must be attended, games played,and all manner of social activities re¬quire your appearance.Get a Sawyer “Frog Brand” Slickertoday. It is the one best thing to putby for a rainy day.Frog Brand Slickers are of genuine oiledfabrics, look mighty well, have bucklesor buttons to suit, and are an inexpen¬sive insurance against illness that ac¬companies inclement weather.Sawyer “Frog Brand” SlickersMen’s Slickers are sold in twocolors—yellow and olive ; wo¬men's in four colors-—red.blue, green and coral. Allpresent a natty appearance. Ifyour clothier cannot supplyyou send his name to H. M.Sawyer, East Cambridge,Mass. A folder will be sentfree.1 Approaching Captain Ball finalsbid fair to rival the hockey games ininterest in women’s sports. Theteams, which were chosen accordingto alphabetical listing, have electedcaptains, and chosen colors andnames, which vary from the Spar¬rows to the Knock ’Em Flat. Indeed,the enthusiasm prevalent often leadsover-zealous guards to all but knock’em flat. The teams seem to haveadopted the system of overguardingas being cheaper than scoring in thelong run. Tokyo, Japan, Nbv. 10.—Coach Nor¬gren’s Maroon baseball team will sailtomorrow for home. The Maroon teamhad a successful trip and have left avery good impression on their Japaneserivals.The team showed fine teamwork intheir encounters losing only three gamesduring their tour. Two of these gameswere lost to the Waseda universitysquad,' one of the strongest teams inthe Orient, who were the host of theMaroon nine. Both of these games wereclose, the Japanese squad taking the firstby a 2-0 score and the second by a sin¬gle circuit. The Chicago team, however,recovered some of their lost prestigewhen they squeezed out a 3 to 2 winover Keio University, Waseda’s closestrival.The team had a very pleasant tripseeing many unusual sights and cus¬toms in the Orient. One of the strong¬est features of Japanese baseball gameswas the manner in which the spectatorsshowed their appreciation for good plays.Instead of shouting they softly clappedtheir hands.Twelve Men In SquadThe members of the team are Cun¬ningham Weiss, J. Howell, R. Howell,Gubbins, Pcbster Macklind, McConnel,Hoerger, Brignall, Renton and Pierce.They are expected to arrived in Chi¬cago on November 28.rfavorite musicHarrison 0103..., mm hoi a i . \ . .A. /Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1925v No, you’re on the wrong page.This isn’t going to be that kind of astory at all. No indeed, it’s onlyabout a modern college-woman. Thisgirl, she was a very nice college-woman, and of course she had sub¬limated and delegated and relegatedall her naughty passions and com¬plexes into complete, imperturbablefrigidness. Once when a professorspoke to her on campus without hisovercoat he came down the next daywith acute pneumonia and bronchialcomplications. #One fellow in Harperstared at her too long and becamesnow-blind. And furthermore, thismodern college-woman wore verymannish clothes and broad, sensibleshoes (she had sublimated her pinksilks and pumps long ago). Shesmoked One-Elevens, too, when sheran out of Habanas. In fact she wasso darned sensible that all the boyscouldn’t help but admire her room¬mate who was a co-ed, which ofcourse is something totally unlikethe other of her species.This co-ed was a very lovelyblonde and she sported a mean tempo.Hot? Well, that girl used to bathein the gulf stream down at PalmBeach and the temperature went upten degrees in Finland. She used tohave her clothes constructed with fireescapes down the back.But, on the whole, the two girlsgot along very well until Billy came.Billy was an extraordinary collegeman. He played football and mem¬orized Greek poetry—he danced anddiscussed Freud—he liked co-eds buthe also had a weakness for moderncollege-women. Tragedy was inevit¬able when both of our heroines fellfor Billy. True, the modern one sub¬limated her fall into one of thosePlatonic friendships while the co-edmanuevered a red-hot collapse on hisneck, but they both fell and Billywith them.Every night he would come overto the house and thrust a thermo¬meter through the key hole to seewho was at home. Then he wouldenter, fortified by this advancedweather report, and do his act accord¬ingly. But at last, came the fatalcrisis when he found both girls athome. He must choose! Billy stoodnervously near the door. He glancedat the modern college-woman, andshe offered him a thoroughly sub¬limated smile. He gazed at the co-edand she sex-appealed him with a lookthat made him forget about mother.Billy thought and pondered, andmade as if to speak when suddenlyin walked the maid, “I have it,"roared Billy, as he pulled a gunfrom his pocket, shot the two room¬mates, and put his arm around thegiggly buxom maid,—“There’s noth¬ing like a happy medium! !’’—Atlas.AMONG the members of the Cam¬bridge debating team are Pat Dev¬lin and Mike Ramsey. Our forsenicaggregation had better be careful inthe matter of their rebuttals.Great! On With the Dance!Dear Sir:They can’t fool me. I know whothat new picture hanging in HarperReading Room is supposed to repre¬sent. It’s the ghost of the girl whotried to do the Charleston step withboth feet at once!—Sadie of he Midway.Daily Maroon—“Professor Breast¬ed To Excavate in Old Battlefield.”Add arguments for higher salariesfor professors.TO SISAs for the gir!Who gives the kissTo each aspiringBrother—The chances areIf they match notesShe might not getAnother! !—Bro.APROPOS of the Homecomingweek decorations the Maroon relateshow “Hitz visited many of the fra¬ternity houses last night and advisedwith the decorators.” Beware!—Pledge tampering! !—TERRIBLE TURK. EVEN NORMAL FOLKS SEEGHOSTS; RICH CONDUCTSPSYCH EXPERIMENTS(Continued from Page 1)suppose he sees the figure of a manin front of some brilliant light, sayfrom a street lamp or automobile.Having passed the light, this observerthinks no more of the figure he hasseen.“Then, we’ll say, he walks past acemetery. Reflections on tomb¬stones cause a very pale light. Backinto the vision of the individual re¬ferred to comes the figures he hasseen in the bright lig^it of his pre¬vious experience. The pale lighthas once again stimulated the retina,upon which the actual image was soclearly established by the brightlight. The sesuence of bright andsoft light has caused repetition ofthe image.“Prof. Schwindler who first con¬ducted experiments with this type ofafter image would flash a pocketflashlight in the darkness of his bedroom just before he went to sleepThus he was able to see again theabjects he had looked at which elec¬tric light was on in his room.”Want AdsREWARD—For the return of ahand tooled leather purse, missed inHarper Periodical room. Valued asa gift and for keys therein. CallDor. 9241, or 2nd apt., 6151 Kim-bark Ave.FURNISHED ROOM FOR RENT—For one or two ladies; single, $5.00;double, $7.00; on Kenwood. Inquireat 5731 Harper Ave., or phone Fair¬fax 8442.REWARD—For the return of ahand-tooled leather purse, missed inHarper. Valued as a gift and forkeys therein. Call Dor. 9241, or 2ndapt., 6151 Kimbark Ave.WANTED—A few more men towork on an attractive spare timeproposition. See Pincus, in Maroonoffice, 2:30 to 5:00 p. m.MADAME JULLIEN—Teacher ofFrench. Gladstone Hotel, 62nd St.and Kenwood Ave.Select Personal Engraved Christ¬ PREDICT COMMON LANGUAGEWILL OPEN NEW EPOCH(Continued from page 1)to understand and learn. It will be aninvention never before 'attempted byhuman beings. Although it sounds al¬most ethera-1 in theory to compose anew tongue, a job which has hithertotaken the energies of old Father Timehimself, noted scientists and linguiststoday see no reason why human be¬ings should be crippled by a maze of [foreign tongues.Will Revolutionize CommunicationIf the predictions of Dr. Sapir andDr. Burgess become an actuality thisnew tongue will form a veritable sixthstep in the evolution of language. This |evolution begins with the earliest pic-1torial writing of the stone age, follow- jing through the syllabic stage, and hier¬oglyphics to the written arabic alpha1>etof the tongues of today.MOULTON SPEAKSON ITALIAN DEBTHarold G. Moulton, director ofthe Institute of Economics at Wash¬ington, D. C., will analyze the Italiandebt negotiations in a radio talk to¬night from the University’s broad¬casting station. Mr. Moulton, whowas formerly professor of politicaleconomy at the university, is na¬tionally known as an authority oninternational finance. He has writ¬ten a number of books on the sub¬ject.CarteduJoorYesr it’s true thatshe’ll know youpaid just five call¬ing cards for herParker Lady Duo-fold, but do youreally think shethinks the nonen¬tity costs more?Then you’d betterlook farther.mas Cards now atWOODWORTH’S BOOK STORETHE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes- Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St.AFTERNOON TEAatTHE SHANTYCinnamon Toast, Jam and Tea25cWaffles, Maple Syrup and Co§ee25cToast, Pot of Tea and DevilsFood Cake 25cBetween 2 and 5 o’ClockTHE SHANTY.EAT SHOP1309 East 57th StreetOur New Men’s Store IsNow OpenCO WHEY’S jMen’s Wear and BilliardsS. E. Corner 55th and Ellis Av«. Buy It At—Woodworth’s Bookstore1311 E. 57th StreetPRIVATE DANCING LESSONSIn a course of four lessons one canacquire the steps of the Waltz, One-Step and Fox-trot. $5.00.'LUCIA HENDERSHOT1367 E. 57th St Hyde Park 2314lettiket dashataylifesJ!| you Will delay,for even so muchas an instant,in serving methis week’s life,eh?take that. “THE GREATEST PARTY IN YEARS”TheBEGGARS BALLCONGRESS HOTELGold BallroomSATURDAY, NOVEMBER FOURTEENTH— TEN TO FOUR —Following theCHICAGO - DARTMOUTH GAMEContinuous 2 — ORCHESTRAS — 2 MusicTHE WOLVERINESGennettRecording Band and HUSK O’HAREand HisCasino, EnsembleBUFFET SUPPERTheatricalSTARS “KID BOOTS”from “SOME DAY”AND OTHERSTEN DOLLARS PER COUPLE