m 6 m Hwxwow w.■•*? vMaroon will addnew column de¬voted to socialnews. fUaroon UndergraduateCouncil beginscampaign againstbetting on foot¬ball gamesVol. 25 No. 23 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 1925 Price Five CentsTRUSTEES AWAITSTUDENT OPINIONON CHRISTIANITYY. M. C. A. ConductsDiscussion GroupsIn FraternitiesRealization of the late PresidentBurton’s conviction that religionshould be a vital part of educationis seen in the activities of a commis¬sion appointed to discover the im¬portance of religion and religiousgroups to University students.The commission is made up ofmembers of the Board of Trustees,and of the faculty of the University.The problem to be solved deals withthe moral and religious life of theUniversity.This action is not a matter of in¬vestigating students but as they .irechiefly concerned their cooperationhas been sought through such meansas the denominational groups and thenational Christian organizations.Weekly Discussions HeldThe Y. M. C. A. has approachedthe question through discussiongroups which are planned to reachthe men students at the University.They are held each week at frater¬nity hduses. usually at the noon hour,the group meeting with a trainedleader for the discussion of the ques¬tion.Among the leaders who have of¬fered their services to the Y. M. 0.A. are graduate students, churchboard workers and a few members ofthe faculty. The topic for the firstdiscussion which will be consideredthroughout the weeK is, “What'gffe-tdoe® college have on religious faith.”Discussions are to be started to¬day on this question. At a specialmeeting of leaders held yesterdaynoon at the Quadrangle club thetopic for the week was presented and4 he manner of conducting groupswas considered. A general programfor the remainder of the quarter wasoutlined before the close of themeeting.Y. M. Provides LeadersThe Y. M. C A. has undertakent i provide leaders for any groupsthat would participate in the discus¬sions while- the groups are to namea committeeman through whom bothorganizations may keep in touch.“We want to remind the stu¬dents.” said Gerald Karr Smith, ex-1ecutive secretary of the Y. M. C. A.,“that the plan depends upon theirco-operation if it is to produce anyworth while results.”This whole subject is but an out¬growth of Pres. Burton’s belief nreligion a® the basis of character.He bqd started to work it out at thevery outset of his administrationthrough conferences with religiousioorff.v(5 The present discussiongroups form but one manifestationof the bite President’s theory putinto effect.Name Fraternitie*Name« of the nineteen fraterni¬ties that will take part in the dis¬cussions, their leaders and commit¬teemen, respectively, follow:Acacia' Arthur Hert. Bruce H.Dickson; Alpha Delta Phi: LafayetteMarsh. M G'enn Harding; Alpha(Continued on page 4) DOORS OF COFFEESHOP AGAIN OPENTO DRY STUDENTSOnce more the Campus CoffeeShop is open to student patronage.Under the personal supervision ofMrs. Downey and the general man¬agement of the Commons, the shopis ready* to serve light lunches andsoda fountain beverages.It is expected that the coffee shopwill be*a keen rival of the “red hot’’merchants, who now serve lunchesto hungry students. According toDr. Reed. University medical ad¬visor. the opening of the coffee shopwill he entirely worthwhile, fromthe viewpoint of the health of thestudents.'In the lecture to all enteringFreshmen during the week preced¬ing the regular session of the Uni¬versity, Dr. Reed stressed the gravedangers encountered from the eat¬ing of “red hots.’’Starting in'the morning at nineo’clock, the shop will be open untilfive o'clock in the afternoon in orderto serve as many patrons and pa¬tronesses as possible. Add Column ofSocial News to“Daily Maroon ffM. S. DEPARTMENTLISTS CADET HEADSGeorge Bates Appointed Cap¬tain and Acting MajorGeorge A. Bates has been ap¬pointed cadet captain an dacting ca¬det major of the University ReserveOfficers Training Corps Unit, byMnlor Frederick M. Barrows of tn >United States Field Artillery. Th^other appointments of cadet officer1;are as follows: Cadet captains, Her¬bert F Mayer, Eldred L. Naubauer.and Walter V. Schaefer; cadet firstlieutenants. Hugh O. McDonald,John A. Schindler, Walter E. Marks,John C. Fitzpatrick, Clarence O.Hoffman, Walter C. Findley, CharlesW Bench: cadet second lieutenants.Archie Blake, Gerald N. Bench.Earle F Wilson, Marton J. Barnard.Ralph H. Meyer, and Haldape Clem-inson, Jr.There will be a few more appoint¬ments made during the year, according to Major Barrows, head of theDenartment of Military Science andTactics. Cadet commissions ar°given to the advanced students inthe Military Department who, -othe estimation of the officers, haveearned them through scholarshipability in leadership, and merit. Lastyear thirteen officers were commis¬sioned second lieutenants in the Re¬serve Officers Corps of the UnitedStates Army from this unit, the yearbefore eight, and in 1922, five. Campus social news will receiveannouncement each week through asocial column which will make itsappearance in The Daily Maroonnext Wednesday.- The column willdeal impartially with the social func¬tions of the University as a whole,with club and fraternity events, andwith the social advents of campusorganizations. Alta Cundy, a Sen¬ior in the University, has been ap¬pointed social editor.The need for the institution ofsuch a column has long been evident,acording to Gertrude Bromberg,woman’s editor. Art attempt wasmade several years ago to list socialevents under a week-end calendar,but it was discontinued. Social af¬fairs have correspondingly been putinto the background, and events ofinterest to individuals, groups, andto the University have been omittedfrom publication. The new columnaims to re instate the purpose of thecalendar, and to present representa¬tive social news.Miss Cundv will work in collabor¬ation with the social chairman ofeach group. All events must be list¬ed with her on or before each Mon¬day, in order to insure publicationin the column on Wednesday. Shewill have office hours in The DailyMaroon office on Monday, 10 to 11,and on Thursday, 1:30 to 2:30. So¬cial chairmen have been requestedto report to Miss Cundy tomorrowduring her office hour, and make ar¬rangements for future meetings.“We wish to impress the fact thatthe column will in no respect favo~any one group to the exclusion ofanother,” said Miss Cundy. “It .s*o he representative of the campusas a whole, and will announce im¬partially all social functions. Wesolicit the co-operation of all socialgroups in making our column a suc¬cess.”HEAT ILLINOIS!ALLOT BIDS FORGREEK BALL ATMEETING TONIGHT SHOWS COMMONIMPULSES MAYLEAD TO CRIME Parade And Pep REVISE PLANS OFMeet Will Help ORGANIZATION FORConquerJllini. freshman WOMENProf. Thurston Tells ofTheory In RadioTalkThat impulses common to theaverage of humanity may lead tocriminal acts under certain situa¬tions. was brought out by Prof. L.L. Thurstone, University psychologi.;t and compiler of intelligencetests, in ,a radio lecture from theUniversity through The Daily Newsstation WMAQ last night.“If you are guilty of some minoroffense, your first impulse is to ge*sore about it and transfer the blameto somebody else,” stated Prof.Thurstone. “You are trying to saveyour inner seif-respect by shiftingthe blame.” When this attitude be¬comes exaggerated into antagonismtoward society, it leads to a verydangerous form of criminal insanity,he ‘explained.Other normal impulses, which intheir twisted form make the crim¬inal go wrong, were analyzed by thesp< her. Intense emotion, continuedmisfortunes and reverses, and the•force of group standards were citedas auses of crime under certain cir ,cumstances.In addition, a certain number ofcriminals seem to be definitely an¬tagonistic to society, and minds ofthn type must be studied further.“There is a crying need for inten¬sive scientific studies of individualcr inals,” concluded Prof. Thur-st<>ne, “so that we may understandwhy some of us come to express nor¬mal motives of human nature Incriminal ways.“If such studies are successfulthey will enable us to segregateearly these persons who ate so un¬stable that they are dangerous to Campus efforts to arouse enthu¬siasm for the Illinois-Chicago foot-| ball game next Saturday will cul¬minate Friday night in a gala paradeand mass meeting.At 7:15 the band will assemblej and supported by the candidates forthe Green Cap club will begin a pa-| rade around . campus in which it! is hoped by Covert all students ofthe University will take part.Go-Chicago buttons will be sold by! freshman women at the mass meet¬ing which will immediately follow vV omen’s Board AppointsSign of Sickle as AdvisoryCouncilRe organization of the FreshmanWomen’s club has been officiallydelegated to Sign of the Sickle, theSophomore women’s honorary so¬ciety, by the Board of Women’s Or¬ganizations. The second year wom¬en will act in the capacity of an ad-, visory council, under the supervisionthe parade. Those desiring to sell of th(> hoardthe buttons should see Eunice Hill a „ 0.A committee consisting of Sigmat Beecher hall today as the first' ( !ho Kicklc, members/and of two.wenty-five who sign up will receive board members, Dorothy Kennedyappointments land Adelaide Ames,'wiU direct" the< harles Redmond, an alumnus, drawing of a new constitutio„ (orand football letter man, will be the . r , ,. . , . _ the club, the present one havingprincinal speaker ot the meeting. * ur. • *‘... , * ‘proved itself inadequate,l resident Max Mason will also speak » ^ • .. . .. . . . Ke-orgamzation Neededit circumstances permit. f ■ . . ,. , . ,. • ,. ., 1 The lack of interest displayed byAt noon on Thursday and rnday ■ • „ ,... A A. ■ I the majority of women in ear-h Fresh-pep gatherings will meet at the C.bench. The bandand the gatheringcheer. will be present man class in the undertakings of thewill and^; club has made the need fpr a re-or¬ganization evident, according toBEAT ILLINOIS!TALKS TO REVEALCHEM PROBLEMSStieglitz and SlcssonLecture Nov. 9 tosociety to adjust the environ¬ment of others who may he savedfrom criminal careers by suitabletraining or treatment.”HEAT ILLINOIS!Since the plans for the Interfra-j ternity ball have been outlined byj the committee in charge, the distri¬bution of tickets will begin at once,according to Leland Neff, generalchairman. It has been decided thateach fraternity will receive tentickets on the first allotment, andthose which are not sold within thefirst week will be called in and re¬distributed to the houses having alarger demand.HEAT ILLINOIS!Wisconsin Club ToHear Pres. MasonPresident Max Mason will addressthe Wisconsin Society of Chicago ata dinner to be given tomorrow nightat the LaSalle hotel. Dr. Mason isan alumnus and former facultymember of the University of Wiscon¬sin. The meeting will be presidedover by William R. Dawes. The first set of tickets will begiven out at the Interfraternitycouncil meeting which takes placetonight at 7:15 in the Reynolds clui>.Each fraternity will have until Wed¬nesday, Nov. 11, to sell its allow¬ance, at which time it will be re¬quired to return the unsold ticketsto Gifford Hitz, who is in chargeof the finances of the ball.Walter Eckersall With 1905 TeamTo “Key” Squad For Illini Fray “Fraternity members are urged toobtain their tickets as soon use possible if they are desirous of attend¬ing,” states Hitz, “as the number oftickets is absolutely limited to threehundred in order to insure perfectcomfort and accommodation for all.” Women AthletesWill Initiate atBanquet TonightBEAT ILLINOIS!Alumni of the University living inthe city will fete the “Old Man” andhis 1925 Maroon grid w’arriors at adinner tonight in the main diningroom of the University club.The entire 1905 football team thatdefeated Michigan by a score of 2-0under the leadership of Walter Eck-‘**sall has been invited and the starsof the aggregation are expected tospeak.The banquet is given this year justbefore the Illinois game at the re¬quest of Coach Amos Alonzo Stagg,who declared that the inspirational value of such a meeting is great.Coach Stagg will be the principalspeaker of the occasion. The gath-,ering will also he addressed by Pres¬ident Max Mason, Prof. James Web¬er Linn, John Schommer, a memberof the team of 1909 who hasrefereed most of the Illinois gamesthis season, and will tell how theteams of the western conferencestopped Grange; Alhon Holden, edit¬or of the Big Ten Weekly, who willdiscuss conference prospects; MarxCatlin of the 1905 eleven; and EarlHuntington, who for five years hasi been a scout for Coach Stagg. Consul Gives Talkon Spanish AuthorsModern Spanish authors will b?the subject of an informal talk byMr. Antinio de la Cruz, the actingSpanish consul in Chicago, at a meet¬ing of El Circulo Espanol, today a:4:30 in Ida Noyes hall.Favorite poems of the SpanishBecquer will be read by Eva Bloom.Games and music will follow themeeting.Tentative plans will be discussedconcerning the adoption of a comedy Ito be presented by the club later in |the quarter. Twenty-six women will be initi¬ated into W. A. A. at a dinner to¬night at 0 in the sun parlor of Id iNoyes hall. Both old and new mem¬bers will participate in the programthat has been planned for the eve¬ning. The initiates will contributetheir part by a series of stunts, un¬der the direction of Dorothy McCo-%while the actives of the organizationwill welcome their new associates bysongs, many of which have beenwritten especially for the affair.Mary Harvey, chairman of the in¬itiation ceremonies, is in charge ofthe dinner. All women desiring toearn points for W. A. A. may do soby assiting in preparing and serving.Those who are not certain as to thenumber of points they have earnedmay find out whether or not theyhave achieved the required numberby inquiring of Isabelle Gorgas to¬day at 12 at the W. A. A. desk Inthe trophy gallery of Ida Noyes hall.There will be a dinner early in theWinter quarter for the initiation ofthose women who have earned therequired number of points duringthe hockey season.BEAT ILLINOIS! The vast possibilities of chemistrywill be revealed in Orchestra Hall theevening of November 9 when two lec¬turers. one the chairman of the depart¬ment of chemistry in the Universitythe other, Ph. D. alumnus of that de¬partment and a well known writerwill appear jointly, in the second ofthe series the University is giving forthe Chicago public.The speakers will be:Professor Julius Stieglitz, chairmanof the department of chemistry; notedresearch worker, lecturer and writer;one of the chemists who aided the Eleanor Wilkins, chairman of theconstitutional committee. “The Boardof Women’s Organizations has decid¬ed that such u club should exist, andthat a step toward re-organizationwould insure future success. It ishoped that a revised F reshman Wom¬an’s club will merit the support ofall fust year women.”Tentative plans for the year havebeen discussed by out-going membersof the club, and it has been decidedthat one large party be given eachquarter. The first meting will beheld Monday, Nov. 16, in Ida Noyeshall.BEAT ILLINOIS!ILLINOIS RETURNSTO BE BROADCASTIN MANDEL HALLgovernment during the World War.Edwin E. Slosson. Ph. D-, Univer¬sity of Chicago, 1902: editor of ScienceService; author of “Creative Chem¬istry’’ and other books which haveinterested a large public in scientificsubjects.Professor Stieglitz will make dem¬onstrations in part with lantern slides,on the platform of Orchestra Hallshowing graphically some of the pro¬cesses used in chemical experiment andil’u.-*irating how, for example, a singlecoal tar product may be convertedinto a dye. a healing drug, or a wargas. Dr. Stieglitz will also indicatehow chemistry has revolutionized in¬dustry and aided medicine.The chief address will he by Dr. i brarieSlosson, who will speak on “Chein-1 fishedReturns of the Chicago-lllinoisfootball game will be received iiMandel hall next Saturday. Stu¬dents who were at Mandel the dayof the Penn game report that ex¬citement was almost as high as itmight have been had the game beenplayed on the stage instead of theplays only reported on the chart.W. A. A., which is superintendingthe broadcasting, promises that itwill be even better this week sincea Grid-Graph, an electric device,which ha^ been loaned for the occa¬sion, will furnish an accurate, pic¬torial view of the annual Illini bat¬tle.BEAT ILLINOIS!Library Secures FirstBooks on ArchitectureSome of the first books written inEnglish on architecture are now in thepossession of Harper and Classics Li-One by Andrea Palladio pub-i lt>67 was translated intoistrv and Human Welfare.” telling how’ French bv Pierre Le Muet and intothe Ahemist “moves the world by hismanagement of molecules.’’ and whatan immense factor chemistry has be¬come in giving mankind control ofhis own welfare.BEAT ILLINOIS! English by Godfrey Richards. Illus¬trated with over seventy copper cutsand written in archaic form and spell¬ing. this work w!,s among the tirst toshed light on the details of architec¬ture.“Stop Betting,” UndergraduateCouncil Pleads In ResolutionSupporting Coach Stagg’s stand much money has been lost in theW. A. A. PlansHike for SaturdayW. A. A. will hold an all day hikeSaturday at Palos Park, leaving IdaNoyes hall at 9, under the leadershipof Eleanor Wilkins. Every womanhas been requested to bring a picniclunch. Women interested should«’gn up before Thursday night.BEAT ILLINOIS! on betting on University sports, th *Undergraduate council has adoptedthe following resolution:“We, as a representative body Inthe University, heartily endorseCoach Stagg’s effort to curb bettingon University sports. We condemnbetting as a menace to college foot¬ball and other amateur athletic con¬tests. To bet on games is to exploitthe players; and exploitation has noplace in loyalty. We pledge our cooperation, and urge the loyal supporof all student0 and alumni.”On the big games ot each season^ • > past, according to Charles Anderson,president of the Undergraduatecouncil. “Coach Stagg is opposedto the students’ exploitation of theplayers in this manner,” he said.In former seasons he attempted totake every possible means to com¬bat the evil of the betting which oc¬curs in fraternity houses.“The Undergraduate council,”said Anderson, “is asking the co¬operation of students in stampingout the betting evil.” The resolu¬tion will he placed on the Undergrad¬uate bullettin board at the front en¬trance of Cobb ball.:Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4. 1925latlg HarnottFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates:$3 .00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each. What's On TodayDr. Jacob Viner, associate profes¬sor of Political Economy, will speakat a joint meeting of Y. M. C. A. andY. YV. C. A. at 4 in Classics 10. Hissubject will be the “Inter-AlliedDebt and the United States.”Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13.1900, under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 EUis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 5522. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opinion in its columns on allsubjects of student interest. Contributors must sign their full names to communica¬tions, but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press Association BEAT ILLINOIS!Scandinavian club will meet at7:30 in Ida Noyes hall. Dean ShailcrMathews will speak on “My Visit toStockholm.”Walter F. White will talk at 4:30in Cobb 110 on the “SegregationCase in Detroit.”The StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women’s EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorDeemer Lee News EditorReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News EditorHarry L. Shlaes Sports EditorVictor M. Tbeis Sports EditorMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Women’s EditoriRuth Daniels .. Assistant Women's EditorLeon Galinsky Day EditorGeorge Jones Day EditorGeorge Koebn Day EditorWilliam Smith Day EditorA1 Widdifield Day EditorAlice Kinsman Sophomore EditorRoselle Moss Sophomore EditorRuth H. SchroederWomen's Sports Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTSidney Bloomentbal, Circulation DirectorEthan Granquist Office DirectorLeland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerJack Pincus Classified ManagerPhilip Kaus Circulation ManagerDudley Emerson Auditor*■Charles Harris Advertising AssistantFrederick II. KretschmerAdvertising AssistantEldred Neubauer ..Advertising Assistant Mr. B. R Mortimer will speak ata meeting of the Chemistry Journalclub at 3 in Kent 20 on “ThermalData on Organic Compounds; Entro¬pies and Free Energies of Some Al-phatic Compounds.”Mathematical club will hold ameeting at 4:30 in Ryerson 37. Prof.Arthur C. Lunn will speak on “Ex¬perimental Science and World Geom¬etry.”BEAT ILLINOIS!Prof. Paid De Real, professor ofEnglish at the University of Brus¬sels, will give the second of a seriesof lectures on Browning at 4:30 inHarper Assembly.Associate Prof. George W. Bartel-mez will speak on the “Developmentof Cranial Ganglia of Mammals” atthe Zoology club 4 :30 in Zoology 29.CHAPEL TALKA RISES again the much-mooted question of Chapel. Whatevermay be said about new organizations for the propagation ofcampus religion, there is always the fact that the best has not beenmade of the chance we have, that the opportunity dormant in week¬ly compulsory chapel has not been fully improved. This from the stu¬dent point of view.Chapel is unpopular. Not primarily because it is compulsory. Onecompulsory extra-curricular meeting a week is not too much to layon the altar of Alir a Mater. The current unpopularity of chapel isdue to the fact that chapel lacks point. It appoaches the studentfrom the wrong point of view, “talking down” to him on mattersupon which he would like to form his own opinion. It lacks unity ofvisible purpose.Students do not lack interest in religion, in large ethical and socialproblems, in Christian, reasoning on these affairs. Students object tobeing “told,” to having their intellectual and spiritual capacities be¬littled.Chapel might function to the interest of all students by the main¬tenance of well-defined programs carried out in consecutive weeklydiscussions of pertinent topics, meeting the student on his ownground. .Organization appeals to him as a member of a class of peo¬ple who are being trained to think efficiently.GOOD UNIFORMSqpHE Daily Maroon gave its heartiest support to a drive for newuniforms to clothe our ragged band. The Marine Band con¬cert was held to provide the funds for new uniforms; and the band,which had temperamentally struck, was outfitted with those “snappyuniforms” which it had demanded, even to the English officers’caps.Last Saturday the whole student body, alumni, and other inter¬ested persons, looked forward to seeing a peppy-playing, snappy-marching band perform on the field between halves. Instead therewas staged an exhibition of marching, of formations ,and of playingthat did its best to counteract anything new uniforms could do. Theband started out, and completely overlooked the seemingly unes-eapable—their drum, the largest in the conference. They marched,or rather straggled about the field once or twice; men got in eachother’s way, forgot their places, lost step.The stands came to cheer; they remained to laugh. The band triedto form a “C." It looked more like a moth-eaten ‘V. Well, any¬way,” said the fellow next to us, “they’ve got good uniforms.”They have,—but they’re still mighty ragged. Missionary Furlow club will meetat 7:30 in the Reynolds clubhouse.Cheerleader try-outs will be heldat 4 at the Seal in Mitchell Tower.All freshmen interested have beenurged to attend.Graduate History club will meetat 7 in Ida Noyes hall. Henry Com-mager will discuss “Historical Studyin Denmark,” and E. N. Andersonwill speak on “The German Univer¬sity Since the War.”BEAT ILLINOIS!“Social Gestures” will be thesubject of a talk by Assistant Prof.Floyd N. House at a meeting of theSociology club at 8 in Classics 20.-Assistant Prof. I. S. Falk of t»ioBacteriological Department will de¬liver an illustrated lecture beforeKent Chemical society tomorrownight at 8 in Kent 20. His subjectwill be “Some Applications of Phy¬sical Chemistry to BacteriologicalProblems.”BEAT ILLINOIS!Churches Give DinnerFar Foreign Students Borodin’s MusicMakes Hit AtMandel ConcertCIV'C OPERA OFFERSENGLISH PRODUCTIONSBy AFred V. FrankensteinThe lid is off! The opera season hasstarted! The Chicago Civic operacompany once more presents the glori¬ous, superb, heart rending, soul stir¬ring music dramas of the great, glori¬ous, superb, magnificent, heart rend¬ing, soul stirring masters of song, atthe Auditorium theatre!The opera company promises the best season it has ever had. The operacompany promises some performancesin English real, actual, understandableEnglish! The opera company prom¬ises some novelties, glorious, heartrending, superb operas that have neverbeen heard in Chicago before.Th opera company offers a mam¬moth, vast, leviathan galaxy of operastars. A glorious wonderland of trill¬ing sopranos, villainous baritones, hero¬ic tenors, deep, dark basses and moth¬erly contraltos opens before your evesat the Auditorium theatre!/ \ - Foreign students studying in thevicinity of Chicago will be tendered acomplimentary dinner at the Hotel La¬Salle by the churches of Chicago onNovember sixth at six o’clock. Thechurches are co-opcrating through theChicago Church Federation.This dinner is being given to makethe “world more friendly” accordingto Dr. McAffee, who first suggestedthe dinner. Dr. McAffee, who hasmade a trip around the world in theinterests of his church, will be one ofthe principal speakers.Two hundred and fifty acceptanceshave been received for the dinner sofar. One hundred American hosts andhostesses will also be on hand to aidthe foreigners in getting acquainted-Besides Dr. McAffee the principalspeakers will be Dr. J. T. Stone of theFourth Presbyterian Church, and Dr.Charles W. Gilkey, pastor of the HydePark Baptist Church and a memberof the University Board df Trustees.Four students, all of them foreignersand three studying here will speak.They are P. C. Chu, H- Y. Cho, TadeoKaiwamura, and D. B. Pai\th-Dean Holgate of Northwestern Uni¬versity will be toastmaster at the din¬ner, which probably will be extremelylarge- It is thought that most of theforeigners at the University and North¬western will attend.Fred Wise of the University willrender a group of songs and other en¬tertainment is being arranged for. Mat¬ters of concern to both the c>’”r<'be«and the students will he Hiqcuoc<'J - roBEAT ILLINOIS! By Alfred V. FrankensteinFond as Frederick Stock is oftravelog programs, he rarely coversso much territory as he did in thesymphony concert that was playedyesterday at Mandel hall.The concert opened with the"Academic Festival” overture ofBrahms, which is a glorified Y. M.C. A. sing that takes place on thecampus of the University of Breslau.Then the program jumped to Ala¬bama, when the “New World” sym¬phony of Dvorak was played.Jumping far to the east and south,we heard Borodin’s “Sketch of theSteppes of Central Asia.”Moving farther south and consid¬erably west, we got Ippolitov-Ivanov’s impression of evening in avillage in the Caucasus.The program wound up in Vienna,with the “Blue Danube” waltz.When it comes to evaluating thewell worn pieces that made up Mr.Stock’s show, one must hand theolive wreath to the one amateur com¬poser represented in it—Borodin.Count over the composers whocould compose serious works on asmall scale, and you will leave mostof the fingers of one hand uncounted.Borodin, the doctor, chemist, teach¬er, composer, was one of these. Hissteppe sketch describes an Orientalcaravan crossing the desert escortedby Russian soldiers. It is composedof just two small tunes, a simple,straightforward melody in Russianstyle, and a melancholic, wierd Ori¬ental tune.But the most breath taking strokeof genius in the whole is Borodin’smethod of describing the desert.Richard Strauss would have donethis in nine thousand bars of gloom.Borodin does it in one note, a long,sustained high E in the first violins.The Strauss waltz was played be¬cause the hundredth anniversary ofthe composer’s birth occurred lastweek. Such being the case, nice,sentimental phrases about the peer¬less waltz king” are in order.But if one considers what Straussreally did, he does not stackup so high as he is supposed to. Heis not much beter than such com¬posers of light music as Luigini andArditi, while compared to Sullivanand Delibes he simply does not ex¬ist.At least half of the reputation ofStrauss is built on the clever titlesof his operettas and waltzes. “Wine,Women and Song,” “The GypsyBaron,” “Southern Roses,” “Voicesof Spring,” “Tales from the ViennaWoods,”—these names do not soundso new today, because they havebeen imitated so often, but in theday of Johann Strauss the youngerthey probably were novel, and caughtthe public fancy.BEAT ILLINOIS!IDEALRESTAURANT“The Place to Eat”Excellent Service1352 E. 61st St.BEAT ILLINOIS!When you write homefor money, useSANFORD'S** Fountain Pen InkIt’sPermanentBlue-Blackand All Colors“The Ink thatMade theFountain Pen Possible”Buy It At—Woodworth’* Bookstore'1311 E. 57th Street Scandinavian ClubTo Hear MathewsA reorganization meeting of theScandinavian Club will take place thisevening at 7:30 in the north receptionroom of Ida Noyes. Dr. Chester Na¬than Gould will preside.Dean Shailer Mathews will speak atthe meeting. His time will be devotedto the relation of his recent experiencesin Sweden, certain phases of which haveachieved wide repute. Dr. Dorf, of theUniversity Libraries, is to lead thesinging of several interesting Swedishsongs.These meetings afford a good oppor¬tunity for those interested in Scandi¬navian culture, as a series of lectureson this subject is to be given in thenear future.BEAT ILLINOIS!Exhibit PeriodicalsIn Harper LibraryAn exhibit of Government periodi¬cals will he on display in Harper \V31this week. The exhibits include severalmonthly publications such as “TheMonthly Wept her Review." “LegalOpinions.” “Labor Review,” “PublicRoads.” and “School Life.” as well asseveral wekly periodicals, “Congres¬sional Record.” “Crops and Markets”“Marketing Activities” and “The For¬est Worker.” Y. M. C. A. JOINSWOMEN IN WEEKLYSERVICE MEETINGY. M. C. A. will join with Y. W.C. A. in the regular Wednesdaymeeting to be held today at 4, inClassics 10. Dr. Jacob Viner, asso¬ciate professor of Political Economy,will speak or. “Reparations—The In¬ter-Allied Debt and the UnitedStates.”Dr. Viner’s speech will be of un¬usual interest to students of inter¬national affairs and political econ¬omy, according to Kathleen Stewardchairman of the Y. W. meetings com¬mittee. Mr. Viner will discuss thepolitical, financial, and ethical as¬pects of the debt situation. All menand women of the University havebeen invited.BEAT ILLINOIS!AFTERNOON TEAatTHE SHANTYCinnamon Toast, Jam and Tea25cWaffles, Maple Syrup and Coffee25cToast, Pot of Tea and DevilsFood Cake 25cBetween 2 and 5 o’ClockTHE SHANTY EAT SHOP1309 Ea*t 57th StreetHational Institution Jrom Coast to Coast^jUVoiuningKing&flp.(Established 103 Yean)ABSOLUTELY FREEYour Choice of Any Suit orOvercoat in Our StockEver mindful of our reputation of more than onehundred years’ standing and with every regard totruth in advertising, we hereby make the followingUnconditional ChallengeOfferHerewith are listed three items of timely appeal toUniversity men — they are not specials — they arenot seconds — they are not “sale merchandise” —but every day average, normal Browning King valuesin standardized, staple merchandise.BROADCLOTH SHIRTS$3.85 Each—3 for $11.00finest quality imported broadcloth in white, tan, grayor blue—neckband or collar-attached style—depend¬able designing and workmanship.SILK NECKWEAR$1.85 Each—3 for $5.00fine quality imported silks—exclusive patterns—fullwidth—full length—hand made—perfect designingand workmanship.SHEEP LINED COATS$19.50 Each36 inch double-breasted, belt all around garments, richblue corduroy shell of fine quality, with selected thickpelt lining—desirable, well made coats.HERE IS OUR CHALLENGETo the first university man who shows us a representa¬tive stock of dependable merchandise that can matchany one of the above items, we will give, absolutelyfree, the unrestricted choice of any suit or overcoatin our stock.If you don t need a suit or overcoat, you are welcometo the cash IWe respectfully appoint as a judging committee,President Mason — Coach Siagg and Captain Hender-TWO STORES.Personal Management — “BIG ED” PARRY, ’06WALLY MARKSUniversity of Chicago, Representative12 W. Washington St., Chicago526 Davis St., Evanston[■■■■■■■■■■Ik IrTi .■‘milMl ii V'-Pep session at Man-del on Friday instead The Dailyof Tliwwl&y nightsWednesday Morning MaroonNovember 4, 1925 Team leaves for Ur¬bane on Saturdaymorning instead of Fri¬day evening.FIGHT SHOWS IN TEAM DRILLMAROONS TO BEWELL KEYED UPTHIS SATURDAYIllini Plays Are EfficientlyBroken Up ByRegularsUnder the ghastly shadow of thearc lights, a regular varsity teamwhaled away at a reserve line.Stagg’s veterans worked on lineplays mixed with a few passes andit looks as though it will be a battlebetween Stagg’s fullbacks andZuppke’s Grange. The Old Man wasfar from satisfied with the showingof the regulars, though Timme con¬sistently broke through for heavygains.Team DeterminedOne of the noticeable things aboutthe practice was the determinationwritten over the faces of the menas they trembled under the verballashings of Coach Stagg. If the Ma¬roon team can only get mad enoughthose who predict a runaway for theIllini will find themselves radicallymistaken next Saturday afternoon.If the Maroons once get set, there isnot a team in the country that canwithstand their crushing assaultsThe only trouble is that the Ma¬roons, being composed of veterans,have not reached the emotionalheights that sophomore teams arecapable of. The locals have onegood game in their system at least,and those who have been watchingthe team, believe that Illinois is go¬ing to be the victim, as was the caselast year.This year even the scintillatingGrange will not save them, provid¬ing of course, that Chicago displaysthe power that took the ball 76 yardsin four plays against Purdue. If,however, Chicago plays the listlessgame that she has shown in the past,it bodes ill for Midway fans. Theunparalleled “Redhead” thrives onteams that are not on their toes.* Maroon End* Set for RedNevertheless, fans are trustingStagg to key the team up to playthe superhuman football that Chi¬cago displayed against Princeton in1921 and against Ilinois last year.One thing is certain, the Maroonswill not be so easily duped as Pennwas, for Stagg has the bes$ pair o?ends in the conference in Lampe andYeisley. These rangy stars arecounted upon to keep “Red” fromgetting in the open. Although theIllini line outplayed Penn’s forwardsit is believed that Chicago’s forwardwalL after this week’s training underStagg’s supervision will outplay theOrange and Blue forwards.When “Five Yards” McCarty,Timme, and Francis come ripping(Continued on page 4)BEAT ILLINOIS!Nine Barnyard GolfContests ScheduledThe Intramural horseshoe compe¬tition starts today on the new horse¬shoe courts on University Ave. Theschedule is as follows:I Court 13 :00—Acacia vs. Delta Sigma Phi3:30—Delta Chi vs. Kappa Sigma4:00—Tau Delta Phi vs. Phi SigmaDeltaCoart 23:00—Alpha Delta Phi vs. Delta TauDelta3:30—Alpha Sigma Phi vs. DeltaUpsilon4:00—Phi Beta Delta vs. Phi Pi PhiCourt 33:00—Chi Psi vs. Kappa Nu3:30—Lambda Chi Alpha vs. PhiKappa Sigma4:00—Phi Gaipma Delta vs. Psi Up¬silon Horseshoe Tossers Begin PlayToday; Divided In Five Leagues KAPPA SIG WINSFROM DELTA CHIIntramural horseshoe tossers willinaugurate the season’s opener thisafternoon when eighteen fraternityteams will oppose each other on thenew courts. The Intramural depart¬ment has constructed ten courts onthe west side of University Avenuebetween 55th and 56th streets sothat there will be plenty of elbowroom for the Greek barnyard artists.Below is published the leagueformations for the horseshoe compe¬tition :AlphaAcaciaLambda Chi AlphaDelta Sigma PhiPhi Kappa SigmaSigma Alpha Fj>silonGammaChi PsiKappa NuPhi Beta Delta♦Tau Sigma OmicronBetaAlpha Delta PhiDelta Tau DeltaTau Delta PhiPhi Sigma DeltaSigma NuDeltaDelta ChiKappa SigmaPhi Gamma DeltaPsi UpsilonBeta Theta PiEpsilonAlpha Sigma PhiDelta UpsilonSigma ChiPhi Kappa PsiDelta Kappa EpsilonBEAT ILLINOIS!WHAT OFDid you ever, gentle reader, hearhow Campbell Dickson, Chicago’sthree sport letter-man of a coupleof years back, stopped Red Grangecold? Dickson, you remember, wasat end three years ago as a seniorwhen Grange was first getting hisname into the headlines. At thispoint Constant Reader rises up witha shrill scream, lays back his ears,and howls triumphantly, “But Illinois beat Chicago that year, 7 to 0.”We know it, we know it.We also know that Campbell Dick¬son didn’t even get in that gameagainst Grange. A week or so be¬fore the Illinois game, his knee wascrippled, and he was never rightagain all year. So Dickson sat onthe bench in the drizzle at Cham¬paign that day and sajv his mates godown before the eminent WheatonIceman. Yes, sir, we admit all thi3,but still we have a tale to tell abouthow Dickson set Mr. Grange backon his haunches. “Well,” remarksConstant Reader plaintively to hisconfrere. Pro Bono Publicb, “if thatain’t one for the books.”When Dickson got out of college,you may again recall, he went up toMinneapolis as assistant fotballcoach to Bill Spalding of Minnesota.He was there all last fall. Part ofDickson’s duties was to scout on Sat¬urdays. And so, in the course ofhuman events, and as Illinois was onMinnesota’s schedule, Dickson foundhimself in the Twin Boroughs quiteoften during October and early No-(Continued on Page 4) Staggmen Leave ForUrbana Saturday; PepSession FridayPlans for having the Illinoisgame pep session this Thursdayevening at Mandel hall have beenchanged, so that it will be onFriday instead of Thursday. Thishas been done because of thechange in the plans for the lead¬ing of the team for Urbana. Theteam is now to leave on the I. C.early Saturday morning insteadof Friday afternoon.All students are urged by SewCovert to be present at the ses¬sion on Friday night. There willbe speeches and cheering—andChicago badges will be sold torooters going down to the game.Maroon SplashesThe Freshman Relay team com¬posed of Peterson, Iker, Lavezzurio,and Hough again shines in the lime¬light as the date set for the annualVarsity-Alumni meet draws near.This fast quartette is said to havethe edge over any possible combina¬tion of last year’s veterans.“Coach McGillivary’s fears havebeen dispelled as competition forVarsity berths has become keener.In the breast stroke, Warring, Myg-dal, Diamond and Florez are strug¬gling for the coveted positions,while Lane, Rittenhouse and Griffinare the friendly rivals at the crawl.All organizations as well as indi¬viduals are urged to turn out for thecoming Intramural meets. Valuablematerial has been uncovered in yearspast, and it is hoped that new menwill be added to the squad throughthis method. It is thought that theKappa Sigs will be the leading Greektankmen in the fray, having Peter¬son and Oker in their midst. Okercan dive as well as swim crawl andbreast stroke, while his team mate,Peterson, swims in the same events. BY LARGE SCOREOther Gaines of the Day areVery CloseThe Kappa Sigma Fraternity touch-ball team looms as a real championthis season. To date they have playedthree games and have won them easily.They have a very smooth working andpolished machine.Yesterday they defeated Delta Chiby one of the largest scores ot theseason. 30 to 0. This game was fea¬tured by the brilliant running andpassing of Harry Scherubel, an ex-Hyde Park track man. In the firstquarter he sprinted through the entireDelta Chi team for a distance of 80yards and a touchdown- In the thirdperiod he intercepted a pass and raced40 yards for another score. The otherscores were made by “Wally” Schaef¬fer and Arnold Johnson.Pi Lams Play Tie GamePi Lambda Phi and Phi Sigma Deltaplayed to a scoreless tie in touchballyesterday. The game was exceptionallyhard fought throughout, which wasevidenced by the fact that the extraperiod of time did not produce a win¬ner. Pi Lamdba Phi flashed a wonder¬ful defensive game on their opponents.Phi Sigma Delta also played a gooddefensive game. For Pi Lam, Koretz,DeCosta, and Debs played stellartouchball, although the teamwork ofthe Pi Lam outfit on the whole wasvery good. Several times Pi Lam wasrobbed of victory by the whistle.Alpha Sigma Phi defeated DeltaKappa Epsilon, by the score of 4-0.Berghoff scored both touchbacks forthe Alpha Sigs by touching his mantwice back of his own goal line. Al¬len gave the Alpha Sigs a scare whenlie intercepted a pass and ran to the10 yard line.Tau Sigma Omicron defeated DeltaUpsilon to the tune of 12-6. Budlongscored for the D- U.’s Lurie and Finkelregistered for Tau Sigma Omicron.After the Partycelebrate at theELLIS TEA SHOP. In Good College FormQuick Service—Moderate PricesELLIS TEA SHOP940 East 63rd StreetCHICAGO Zuppke PreparesIllini and “Red”For Stagg GameCoach Zuppke faces a big task asthe Chicago game approaches. Fora second successive Saturday he willhave to key his men to a high pointif he expects to win. That is con¬sidered a well-nigh impossible job.Sport writers are of the opinion thatIllinois will nover again be in theplaying mood in which they crushedPenn’s cherished hopes of nation¬wide honors.The Orange and Blue team isslowly falling back into routinework. The workout Monday wasnothing more than a limbering upsession while the following night thelight work was continued with par¬ticular pains being paid to a defensefor Stagg’s line-thrusts. The coachesare dealing out the work in limitedquantities in order to get the menon edge again.The Penn game left the team withbut minor bruises. Shively has notappeared for practice but Illinitrainers state that he will be in shapeSaturday. “Stub” Muhl, star end,who attended the Penn game oncrutches, wil also probably be out ofthe Maroon clash.Zuppke is not counting on the ef¬forts of Grange alone to win Satur¬day. Britton and Daugherty, hard¬hitting backs, are expected to con¬tribute a big Share of the ground-gaining. Britton was until Satur¬day regarded only in the light of adefensive player and a punter, buthis vicious bucking against theQuakers has furnished Zuppke withanother offensive threat. NON-FRATERNITYTOUCH FOOTBALLTEAMS ORGANIZESix Teams Are ToClash In GamesTodayNot to be outdone by the greektouchballers. the non-fraternity men onthe campus have organized into teamsand a league of seven members hasbeen formed.According to John Meyer, Intra¬mural fall sports manager, the lineupof the non-fraternity men presents thestrongest aggregation since the Intra¬murals have been introduced here.The non-fraternity schedule hasbeen drawn up and six teams will clashthis afternoon. The Pirates and theSenators will meet at 3:30 on field 1and at 4:15 the Arrows and the Car¬dinals will collide on the same field.On field 2 at 2:30 o’clock the Macs,powerful non-fraternity athletic organ¬ization of last year, will mix with theBulldogs, a new but potentially strongaggregation. The Romans, also a lastyear’s team, is strong again this yearand has been reorganized by J. A.Newlander who claims that the touch-ball championship is practically alreadyin their grasp.The complete non-fraternity leagueis as follows:1. Pirates2. Senators3. Arrows4. Cardinals5. Macs6. Bulldogs7. RomansDorothy J. Derbacher George A. BohmannDANCING IN THE LOOPNATIONAL DANCING ACADEMYTelephone Wabash 65811 Private Lesson $1.00 4 Private Lessons $3.00 8 Private Lessons $5.00Auditorium Bldg., 2nd Floor, 431 S. Wabash AvenueTAMM’S NOVELTY ORCHESTRA100 — Expert Instructors — 100Open Every Night Including Sunday Night and Sunday Matinee.CLIP THIS COUPON FOR SPECIAL RATES.Do You Puzxle OverNew Words ?—over exact definitions or pronunciation of words ?—over the identity of historic characters ?—over questions of geography ?—over points of grammar, spelling, punctuation, orEnglish usage? Look them up inWEBSTER'SCOLLEGIATEThe Best Abridged Dictionary—Based uponWEBSTER’S NEW INTERNATIONALMore than 106,000 entries. A special section shows, with ex¬amples, rules of punctuation, use of capitals, abbreviations, etc.1,700 illustrations. 1,256 pages. Printed onBible Paper. A desk book for every student.“The Collegiate Is endorsed by thefreshman English faculty of the Uni¬versity of Chicago”—Baldwin Maxwell,Department of English, Uniyersity ofChicago.See It at Your College Bookstoreor Write for information to thePublishers. Free specimenpages ifyou name this paper.G.&C. Merriam Co.Springfield, Mas*.This dictionary in all bindings and other reference booksWOODWORTH’S BOOKSTORE1311 E. 5th St.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 1925LEVIN TO SPEAKBEFORE LIBERALSHe yawned.The girl beside him thought it queer,For thro the night he'd cuddled nearAs if she made existence dear.He’d begged and wrangled for herkiss,And Glibly murmured of the blissUntil he had convinced the miss—And nowAs early morning dawned,Victorious,No longer fawned,InsteadHe vawned!—Sis. Clothing Workers HeadDiscusses Garment Strike Freshmen Revertto Tree-ClimbingTHE new loop outside drive, re¬claimed from the lake, was con¬structed largely from refuse andgarbage. Courage! Some of our dor¬mant campus geniuses may do goodin the world yet. Tree climbing had a great increasein popularity yesterday noon at theCircle as\candidates for the Green Capclub attempted to ascend several rnth-er frail appearing trees at once. At thesame time. Marathon runners appearedto have had an unusually successfulrace backwards, the winners being al-Samuel Levin, chairman of the Chi¬cago joint board of AmalgamatedClothing Workers, will speak before thej lowed to lead cheers.Wheelbarrow races furnished entertainment for the merciless upperclass WHAT OF IT?Continued from Page 3)vember. Most of the time he spentin watching Grange.HUMOUR DEPARTMENTSir Walter Raleigh to Queen Eliz¬abeth, after she has deigned to stepcn his cape, “I’m highly honoured.your Majesty.”Queen Elizabeth, “So s your oldmantle!”—LaSage. Liberal club tomorrow at 4:00 in Kenton the clothing workers’ strike. Atthat time he will present the case forthe union.An important meeting of the clubwill follow Mr. Levin’s appearance, atwhich the press committee will pres¬ent plans for the launching of a new*student journal of opinion and creativeartistic effort The nature of the pro¬posed magazine has not been revealedfurther than this, hut it is thoughtthat plans will materialize in the formof what might he termed a “literarymagazine,” handling unusual topicsfrom an unusual point of view-The Liberal club, which is affiliatedwith the League for Industrial Democ¬racy in New York, aims to bring be¬fore the students speakers who wouldj not come to the campus ordinarily. Itslectures and discussion groups areopen to all students. Its members lastyear engaged in some activities thatattracted city-wide attention. In fact,when several of its members undertookthe duty of “picketing’’ for the gar¬ment workers, at that t,ne on strike,they were arrested and brought beforecivil jurisdiction. , Now, Dickson always was a prettysmart athlete. He was just as smarta scout. So, after watching Grangego dashing about with abandon in anumber of games, he arrived at cer¬tain definite conclusions which hejthought were pretty certain to cur- jtail the activties of the Redheadagainst Minnesota. a kick. Dickson doped it out that thereason he got away at such timeswas that the opposing players weretired out from running down at topspeed under the kick to cover theIllinois star. Therefore, he told theMinnesota captain, Ted Cox, to taketime out after every kick Minnesotamade and rest his men.BEAT ILLINOIS!men and dirty hands for the entrants.The Alma Mater appears to be fast There is a two-yard penalty forevery extra time-out over the num¬ber allowed in the rule book. Min¬nesota took those two yards willing¬ly. There was a good deal of differ- readers who scan these lines, gentleor uncultured as the case may oe,know howr completely Grange wasstopped. The football guide puts thescore at 20 to 7, and that ain’t thehalf of it. It set a precedent whichMr. Grange could not upset in amajor game until last Saturdayagainst Penn.BEAT ILLINOIS!Intramural Freshman^ Meeting. . . | essence of hi> calculation* i ence between two yards and a touen-becommg a song hit among the can- was that Grange had made most of d and so the pena]ty didn’td,dates. Those who had not discov-, his long runs immediately following tl bother the Gophers. All theered this as yet appealed ten minutes! There will he an important meet¬ing of all freshmen working in thedepartment on Thursday at 5o’clock. All frosh should be on handwithout fail as the meeting is ofgreat importance.l!,ter with dirty noses, results of then-attempts to dig holes in the groundwith their teeth.Many spectators appeared to beamused at the sight of a group of littleboys in short trousers, enjoying astrenuous game of leap frog just be¬fore the meeting broke up.i BEAT ILLINOIS!i MAROONS TO BE WELL KEYEDUP THIS SATURDAYBEAT ILLINOIS!FROM “W ives and Women,” byHarvey Ferguson, we are told—“Incollege if a man learns nothing else,he learns the small vices and joys! TRUSTEES AWAIT STUDENTof male herd life, which comfort and) OPINION ON CHRISTIANITYrelieve him through the long subse¬quent struggle.” And combiningthis with the poignant recollection ofthe recent fraternal depredation ofour new stationery we are beginningto understand the reasonmany youthful marriages. forItNah, They’re Going To MakeShopping Guide!Dear T. T.:About your Whistle, one mayreadily suspect that they are run¬ning it on a policy similar to thatof the Circle—in again, out again.—Estere.FOR THAT TIRED FEELING —A COURSE IN HARPER M-ll.STORYThe Monday night meeting hadconcluded and the boys were congregated in the smoking den to ac¬complish the really serious work ofthe evening. “Have you heard thisone,” began one of the brothersopening the session, “It’s about atravelling salesman who was—”“Aw,” came a groan from theaudience as they realized it was thesame story he was in the habit of re¬peating each week, “Aw—changethe record on that Pornograph!!”RELATIVE to “What PriceGlory” GeoG claims that if the per¬formers did as in books and left a(blank space for each profane expres¬sion, the play would make a firstclass pantomime.REMEMORATIONAs one looks back on former daysIt almost is to laughThat men would strain and stretchtheir necksTo view a ladv’s calf.TWENTY-FOUR Senior and Jun¬ior women have been invited to theIllini game as the guests of Mr.Charles Robbins and family. Oneman, two dozen girls—who said theage of heroism is passing? Continued from Page 3)through, the Illini will experience notea party. Those who think otherwise should read the Sunday paper*of Nov. 9, 1924. It is possible tha*Stagg may spring some of his trick-plays that he was unable to us"*against Penn.Meanwhile the frosh are workingon Illini plays and George Reed i*expected to emulate Grange andwhat he does against the Maroon] wall will determine to a large extentwhether or not Chicago can stonGrange. And if Chicago is to win(Continued from page 1) on Saturday, Grange must beSigma Phi: Francis Edler, Theodore ! stoP^ed ! A?ain vve reiterate in theCarlisle; Chi Psi: Joe McMartin, words of Cato if our Latin doesn’tRussel Pierce; Delta Chi: Brooks deceive us, Grange comprimendu<Blossom, Charles L. Street; Delta j est Grange must be stopped.Sigma Phi: Cecil Smith, G. G. Smith; BEAT ,LLIN0,S!Kappa Sigma: Fred Handschy, Rob¬ert. Howard; Phi Delta Theta: Stew¬art Clark, D. M. McLean; Phi Gam¬ma Delta: John C. Rader, GeraldKarr Smith; Phi Kappa Psi: PaulCullom, Theodore G. Soares; PhiKappa Sigma: Ray Johnson, Rob¬ert Hunter; Phi Pi Phi: ArthurDroebemueller, Ray V. Peel; Sigm.iAlpha Epsilon: Walker Davis, Ger¬ald Karr Smith; Phi Chi: Leo Knoll,T. M. Carlisle; Delta Upsilon, EarleEnglish, Taylor Gurney; Alpha TauOmega: Leverett Stone, Eliot Por¬ter; Lambda Chi Alpha: Lester Beall,M. Glenn Harding; Sigma Nu:George Weimer, B. E. Meland; Kap¬pa Alpha Psi: Bryant, Theodore M.Carlisle; and Tau Kappa Epsilon:Michael Jelinek, Forest Witcraft.BEAT ILLINOIS! 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