Plan now to,take part in theBig ParadeThursday)Vol. 25 No. 14 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1925 Sophomorenominations lorclass officers wiDbe held today inChapel!Price 5 CentsSTUDENT PARADETO ESCORT TEAMIN MBS TO TRAINTaxicabs Replace OldTallyho; Band toLead StudentsInstead of the old tallyho drawn byfreshmen, a modern fleet of taxicabswill convey the Maroon team to theEnglewood station Thursday noon.Students and the band will form aparade to accompany them fromStag# Field, down Ellis Ave. andalong the Midway as far as CottageGrove Ave., Seward Covert announcedyesterday.After the morning work-out theteam will leave their qaurters about12, and proceed to the Englewood sta¬tion in cabs where they will take theBroadway IJmited for Philadelphia.The band will preceed the cabs carry¬ing the team and the students are ex¬pected to follow in parade, accordingto the plans that have been made.Plan Parade RouteThe route of the parade will besouth on Ellis Ave. to Midway, thenwest to Cottage Grove. This is asfar as the band and students will beexpected to accompany the team, butthe taxicabs will turn south on Cot¬tage Grove to Sixty-third St., thenwest to the Englewood station.“Coach Stagg is hoping,” said Sew¬ard Covert yesterday, “that all thestudents who can possibly come outwill be on hand to cheer the teamwhen they depart. This being theonly time that the students can be onhand to show their support before thegame, it is thought that every effortwill be made to join in this demon¬stration. Since this parade will takeplace almost exactly at noon, stu¬dents are requested to postpone theirluncheon engagements and come tooffer their encouragement to theteam."Modernize Old CustomThe previous custom of placing theteam in a tallyho drawn by Freshmencould not be revived this year as ithad been hoped. When an attemptwas made to locate a tallyho onecould not be found. Cabs are beingused instead, and the custom is there¬fore modernized. Pictures and factsconcerning the Penn team that shouldprove of interest to students will beput on the bulletin board during thedays preceding the game.“The team is going to a foreignfield,” said Covert, “to play one ofthe hardest and most important in¬tersectional games it has ever beenup against, and now, if ever, we mustback them up and give them a rousingsend-off.”“Y. M ” ASKS FROSHTO ENTER SOCIALSERVICE CAMPAIGNInitiating its work for the year withtalks in the Freshman and Sophomorechapel services, the Y. M. C. A. socialservice is sending forth a call to stu¬dents to start active social servicework.After the first talk, which was givento first year students in chapel yes¬terday, it was reported that thirty-sixwomen and twenty-four men fromthat class have pledged their services.It is expected that the sophomore re¬sponse to this call will be twice asgreat.Letters are being sent to all frater¬nities encouraging to enlist theirmembers in social service work. Acomplete list o fthose who have beenenlisted to do volunteer work, willappear in The Daily Maroon.Membership into Kedu Remthet isoffered as a reward to sophomoreswho do volunteer service work.“We need,” said Abner H. Berez-niak, chairman of the committee,“many more volunteers than alreadysigned up. The University Settlementmust have sixteen men in every fieldand other organizations with whomwe are cooperating have asked for atotal of sixty-eight additional men." | FOUR ARE SEIZEDUNDER CHARGE OFSCALPING TICKETSHarold Stein, 5336 Prairie avenue,and Edward Kukulski, 4511 S. Marsh¬field, both under twenty-one, takeninto custody last Saturday for viola¬tion of the anti-scalping ordinance,were placed on probation in the boy’scourt yesterday, final disposition ofthe case to be made on December 2.Stein attempted to sell a ticket forfifteen dollars and was caught by anofficial of the University. Both he andKukulski admitted their guilt, statingthe act was their first offence.Ben Sosland, who gave as his ad¬dress the Belmont hotel, was dis¬missed by Sergeant Behan at theForty-eighth street police station whenhe explained that he was a newspa¬per man from Los Angeles.Harold Kleiner, 1744 Bichwood ave¬nue, the other adult taken for allegedscalping, was held over until Wed¬nesday when his case will come upat the Forty-eighth street station.The prosecution was pushed by thebusiness office of the University inan effort to protect the public, it waslearned last night.Y. W. C. A. BEGINSTWIN DRIVE WEEKFrosh Chapel Talk and DinnerLaunch CampaignsY. W. C. A. social service member¬ship and finance drives were formallylaunched yesterday. The former wasopened *with a chapel talk to fresh¬men, by Dorothy Denton, chairmanof the soeial service committee. MissDenton described the work of thecommittee various settlements ofthe city.A get-together dinner for the teamcaptains opened the finance drive.The dinner was held in the sun parlorof Ida Noyes hall. Both the driveswill be continued throughout theweek^. -Women Sign NowWomen interested in devoting somesign up in the foyer of Ida Noyestime to social service work mayor in the Y. W. office on the secondfloor. The type of work preferredshould be indicated when making ap¬plication according to Miss Denton.Y. W. C. A. hopes to net at leasteighteen hundred dollars by this driveaccording to statement of Antoin¬ette Forrester, last year’s president.The money will be used for theMoore Memorial Scholarship, WorldStudent Federation salaries, Y. W. C.A. work in China, Girl Reserve work,and also to defray current expenses.Speak On DrivesHelen Wooding, president of Y.W., Dorothy McCoy, chairman of tlfedrive, and Gladys Walker, last year’schairman, spoke on the purpose of thedrive and the aims of the organiza¬tion, at the dinner last night. Wini¬fred Williams, secretary of the organ¬ization, gave a sketch on the adven¬tures of “Miss Y. Dublya” solicit¬ing memberships.Stock Conducts FirstCampus Concert TodayChicago Symphony orchestra willplay the first of a series of elevenconcerts, to be given on camps, todayat 4:15 in Mandel hall. The programwhich has been arranged by Fred¬erick Stock, director of the orchestra,will be in memory of Ernest DeWittBurton.Mendelssohn’s “Fingal Cave” willbe played as the overture to befollowed by Symphony No. 3, “Eroi-ca,” Opus 55 by Beethoven. Preludeto “The Deluge” Opus 45, by Saint-Saens will be completed by a violinpbligato by Jacques Gordon. Thefinale will be the Rainbow Scene—Rhine Daughter’s Lament—Entranceof the Gods into Walhalla, by Wag¬ner. TICKETS ON SALEFOR MARINE BANDBENEFIT CONCERTAppoint English, Hitt andHarrington SalesManagersTickets for the Marine Band ben¬efit concert Friday afternoon andevening, Oct. 23, in Bartlett gym¬nasium are now on sale at seventy-five cents and one dollar for the af¬ternoon; $1 and $1.50 for the even¬ing. The proceeds of the salesare to go toward financing the pur¬chase of uniforms for the Universityband.A campus sales committee consist¬ing of Earle W. English, chairman,Margaret Hitt and William P. Har¬rington have been appointed.Council Urge* SupportA statement from the Undergradu¬ate council follows:A situation has arisen on campuswith which you are probably more orless familiar. For many years ourband has not been up to the standardof those of other Big Ten univer¬sities. The fundamental cause of thislack f quality is the type of uniformwhich our band has been forced towear.The basis of a great deal of theopinion which the general public andvisitors from other universities formof our University is the impressionwhich our band makes on them at thefootball games and other public func¬tions.Until recently there was no feas¬ible plan by which we could makea concentrated effort to secure newuniforms for the band. Through theefforts of various public spirited per¬sons, however, a program has beendevised which calls for the coopera¬tion and support of the entire cam¬pus.At the cost of considerable timeand effort arrangements have beenmade for the U. S. Marine Band togive a concert at Bartlett Gymnasiumon Friday afternoon and evening,October 23, 1925. It is sur¬passed by none. Tickets will sell forafternoon, 75c and $1.00; evening,$1.00 and $1.50. It will help the band.This letter, however, is not forthe purpose of solociting you to buytickets for the band concert, I knowyou will do that anyway without be¬ing urged. The real purpose is to askyou to “talk it up,” on campus andoff. Let’s all get together and putthis affair across in true U. of C.style. Let’s have a band that isworthy of our football team.EARLE M. ENGLISH.For the Undergraduate Council.WOMEN’S BOARD TOADD SIX MEMBERSAT MEETING TODAYSix women will be initiated into theBoard of Women’s Organization to¬day at 1£:20 in the- alumnae room ofIda Noyes hall. The women who havebeen selected are: Gertrude Brom¬berg, Kathleen Stewart, AdelaideAmes, Betty LeMay, Eleanor Wilkinsand Dorothy Kennedy.These women have been chosen be¬cause of their participation in campusactivties, according to Lucy Lamon,president of the Board. Plans for thecoming year will be discussed at thecompletion of the initiation service.Distribute MaroonsIn Press BuildingFor the convenience of its subscrib¬ers, the circulation department of TheDaily Maroon has a distribution pointat the information office in the Pressbuilding, where issues will be givenout starting today.Copies of The Daily Maroon mayno longer be procured at the officeir. Ellis ha!!, it wa» Prof. Flint and 14 Yalemen. Crash 40 Feet in Geologic PitfallProf. Richard Flint, late of the iUniversity and at present a mem¬ber of the department of Geology atYale was severely injured when aplatform on which he and fourteenYale students were standing collapsedplunged them forty feet into aktone quarry.The accident occured while Prof.Flint and the students were on aGeology field trip near Middletown,Conn. A special platform over thecorner of the quarry had been erectedin order that geologists might moreeasily examine the lock formationsat the bottom. The fall was due NAME CHAIRMEN OFINTER-GREEK DANCEAnnouncement of committee chair¬men for the second annual Interfrat¬ernity Ball made late yesterday gavepromise of an early start planningthe dance.Leland Neff, secretary oi the In¬terfraternity counci, was namedchairman of the Dance Committeeand made the following appointmentsto take charge of the phases ofpreparation:Printing and Programs, MiltonKreines, Phi Lambda Phi; Refresh¬ments, Joseph Budlong, Delta Up-to the collapse of one of the supportsof the platform. Four of the stu¬dents also suffered injuries.Flint Son of Dean HereProfc Flint was a professor ofiGeology at the University for threeyears ending last Spring, when hereceived his position at Yale. He isthe son ol Mrs. Edith Foster Flint,professor of English here and thechairman of the board of Deans ofWomen.Three feet of water at the bottomof the pit probably saved many ofthe paity from death. While everyone of them was cut and bruised byprojecting rocks, their fall was brok¬en by the water. Some of the menwere unconscious when rescuersreached them and they were lifted tothe top of the pit by means of arope. Others climbed a ladder low¬ered to the bottom of the deep holeand escaped in this way.A number of students were ableto jump to safety on a small ledgewhen the platform began to giveway. One was rescued after hangingfor several minutes to a length ofprotruding gas pipe.Mirror CharterMembers HoldInitial MeetingMirror, the dramatic organizationfor women, w-ill hold the first meetingof the quarter, for charter membersonly, today at 4:30 in the theatre ofIda Noyes hall. It is important thatall charter members be present, according to Helen Liggett, president ofthe organization.While this meeting is restricted topresent members, an open meeting forall interested in joining the associa¬tion will be held next Tuesday, atwhich Frank H. O’Hara, director ofstudent activities, will speak and ex¬plain the purpose of the organization.According to Miss Liggett, freshmenwomen especially have been invitedto attend. She laso stated that themembership of Mirror is not limitedto those adept only in acting, as itincludes women interested in anyangle of play production.Manuscripts for winter productionmay he sent to Zoe May Sutherland,general manager, in Beecher hall.Counsellors ReceiveFrosh QuestionnairesFederation upper class counsellorswill meet today at 3 :30 in the theatreof Ida Noyes hall to receive, ques¬tionnaires which they will they willrequest their freshmen women to fillout.The questionnaires which inquireinto the freshmen woman’s first inter¬ests on campus, were distributed forthe first time last year. In the pam¬phlet the student tells of the activityshe participated in at high schooland which she would like to followup at the University. The presidentsof the various women’s organizationswill receive a list of the names ofthose women interested in her par¬ticular organization^ Harriet Keeney,chairman of the Federation person¬nel committee will he in charee. silon; Decorations, Ted Fox; AlphaDelta Phi; Invitations, Tom Paul, PhiDelta Theta.Wednesday, Nov. 25, the nightpreceding Thanksgiving Day, hasbeen set as the date for the dancewhich will be held in o of the loophotels. Tickets will be $3.50.PENN GAME SEATSSTILL AVAILABLERailroad Tickets Remain atSpecial PriceAny student who doesn’t prefer tohear the Chicago-Penn game by radiomay still get a good ticket to thegame down in Philadelphia and trans¬portation over the Pennsylvania rail-Toad at the special rates, accordingto the Football Tickets Committee,through whom both train and gametickets are to be obtained.The remaining tickets are for seatsbetween the 40-yard lines and goo.!berths can be obtained on “The Uni¬versity Special,” a special section ofthe%Bioadway Limited which hasbeen reserved for students here. If200 students make the trip a half¬rate fare amounting to $29.46 willbe obtained. This is really a greatopportunity for all students. Any onewishing to go must secure his ticketsas soon as possible, for the chancewill not last long.Banquet After GameAfter the game there will be abanquet at the Bellevue-StratfordHotel at which Mr. Stagg and theteam will be the guests of hono**.President Maso will speak. Thegame and banquet are expected toserve as a gathering point for Chi¬cago Alumni throughout the east.Pennsylvania and Chicago havemet in football four times, with thefollowing results:Chi. Pen.1898 11 231899 5 51900 0 411901 0 11Want Supporter*The Undergraduate Council is infavor of everyone making the tripwho possibly can. Seward Colvert,head cheerleader of the University,will be there, and he hopes to havesomeone there to help him out. The„squad will probably need mordown there than anywhere else, andit will get less than at any othergame. The Undergraduate Councilhopes that the student body will tryto make matters more even.IJuniors Hold Meeting;No Chapel WednesdayBecause the Institute of Meat Pack¬ing is holding its annual conventionin Mandel hall all day Wednesday,there will be no Junior chapel thisweek, according to an announcementreceived from Dean Wilkins’ office to¬day. “There will be, however,” saidDean Wilkins, “a meeting of the Jun-ion class Wednesday, for the purposeof nominating class officers. Theplace of meeting will be announcedtomorrow." SCORE CLUB COTSBID ALLOTMENTSTO PLEDGE DANCERapid Sale ol Bids ForcesCommittee to LimitNumber to 300Ticket sales for the annua! Scoreclub dance predict the largest crowdthat has ever attended the affair, ac¬cording to a statement made last nightby Russel Harkness of the Ticketscommittee.Although the Peacock room of theChicago Beach hotel, where the dancewill be held on Oct. 30, will comfort¬ably hold four hundred couples, it isplanned to limit the number of ticketsto be sold to three hundred in orderthat the crowded condition of formerScore club parties be avoided.Ticket Sale LimitedFrom fifteen to twenty tickets havebeen allotted to each fraternity witha limited number reserved for non-fraternity men desiring to attend. Allextra tickets not sold in the respectivefraternity houses by next Friday willbe collected in order that every bidbe supplied to the many students whoare planning to attend the affair.“On account of the quieje sale of tick¬ets that is taking place this year,”said Holmes Boynton of the Ticketscommittee, “we advise that studentswho will attend hte dance purchasethem at once in order that Score clubcan get a tabulation on the numberavailable for open sale.”Plan Specialty NumbersWork on the novel “Phoenix” pro¬gram is nearing completion, accordingto Addison Wilson, business man¬ager of the Phoenix, who has takencharge of the publication. This pro¬gram will be one of the novel featuresof the party, being a miniature issueof the campus comic magazine. Itwill consist of six pages of jokes witha double-spread program in the cen¬ter.“We expect to announce the namesof the down-town entertainers whowill he present at the party soon,”said Derwood Lockhard, president ofScore club. “We have succeeded inaranging some real surprise numbersfor the dance and believe that thisyear’s dance will be an innovation incampus parties.”“We know that we have procuredone of the best and snappiest orches¬tras in the city Husk O’Hare orches¬tras are well liked on campus, and webelieve that his Casino Club or hes-tra, which will furnish the music forour dance, is the most popular bunchin his whole organization. They willguarantee a good time in themselves.”PLAN FROLIC FORFROSH WOMEN INIDA NOYES FRIDAYFreshman Frolic wil he held underthe auspices of the Y. W. C. A. socialcommittee Friday from 7 to 9 in thetheatre of Ida Noyes hall. The affairwill be the twentieth annual one givenby the organization for enteringwomen.“All upperclass counsellors shouldbring their freshmen.” said JeanetteHayward, chairman of the social com¬mittee, “as this is the last affair to begiven especially for freshmen women.It’s purpose is to widen the campusacquaintance of the first year studentsboth among themselves and among theupperclassmen. It will be an oppor¬tunity for those who have not yetattended meetings on campus to par¬ticipate in a get-together of all Uni¬versity women.”The program will include groupsinging, music, and dancing. Decora¬tions will be autumnal in keeping withthe season, while a further note ofHallowe’en festivity will be furnishedby a lantern procession. Refresh¬ments will consist of cider and dough¬nuts.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1925Satljj fflarmmFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates:$3.00 per year; by mail, $1,00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13,1906. under the act of March 3, 1S73.The Daily Maroon expressly reaerves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in thia paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 5522. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Marcrn solicits the expression of student opinion In its columns on allsubjects of student interest. Contributors must sign their full names to communica¬tions, but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women’s EditorDeemer Lee News EditorReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorVictor M. Iheis j Sports EditorCharles Gaskill, .. Assistant Sports EditorHarry Schlaes .... Assistant Sports EditorJanet Stout Women’s Sports EditorMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Women’s EditortRuth Daniels .. Assistant Women’* Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTSidney Rioomenthal, Circulation DirectorEthan Granqnist Office DirectorLeland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerJack Pincus Classified ManagerPhilip Kaus Circulation ManagerWHAT WILL HE DO?gEGINNING with the sophomores today, the three upper classeswill nominate candidates for their executive positions this week.A week from today, beginning with the sophomores( the classes willelect their officers.A class office is no honorary post. It is more than .a reward formerit, to go to a distinguished football player, or a persistent work¬er in the activities. It is a highly specialized job. It demands peculiarqualifications, just as the directing of a publication, or the conductingof an interscholastic, demands peculiar qualifications.This year and the years just following are critical years for theUniversity. A campaign for development is half completed. A new*president is beginning his job. The activities of the classes, like otherorganized activities in the University, become peculiarly importantat such a time.The class must assume duties that it has not had before. It mustserve as a unit in the University’s work and a unifying force amongits members. Its leaders, to turn its career into these new fields, mustbe resourceful, must use judgment, must have imagination. The manwho qualifies for such a job is the man who has shown such facultiesin his past work. These qualities may not have made him famous;they may have kept him out of sight of the crowd. But they will havemade themselves apparent to those who watch. Careful consider¬ation of candidates can not miss the right man.When the classes set out today to nominate their candidates^ theymust not ask: Does he deserve the job? They must ask: What willhe do With the job, if we give it to him?THE ART OF STUDYQTUDY is the outstanding attribute which gives a university itsgreatness. For years the University of Chicago has been achiev¬ing an enviable reputation among the colleges of the Middle Westby developing a tendency toward study. There is no welcome for thefreshman who comes only to enjoy the social and athletic superiorityof the University. Study is the necessary prerequisite.The art of study should be the first course and the last seminar.Happy is the student who comes to find his study a pleasant recrea¬tion in the struggle of life, the effort from which he derives his great¬est gain.Shall we not look forward, then, to the time when it be said, thatwe, who through study have the larger happiness, the larger gain,have made the greatest university on earth.A UNITY CLUB OUR CRITIC TALKSON N. Y. SYMPHONYCONCERT PROGRAMBy Alfred V. FrankensteinWalter Damrosch led the New YorkSymphony orchestra throughout anall but perfect program at Orchestrahall last Sunday. The program wasmade up of three well known Germanpieces, and three French pieces thatare not so well known.The symphony was the Saint-SaensC minor, which hasn’t been playedhere since the antique days when alootball team from Northwestern wasable to beat Chicago. Notwithstand¬ing the fact that one of its mainthemes is plagiarized from Schubert,this symphony is the masterpiece ofSaint-Saens. and one of the great mas¬terpieces of symphonic music. Thereis in it the perfection of techniquemeans that we expect from Saint-Saens, but there is also in it a qualitvof inspiration we get nowhere else inthe composer’s work. Some portionsof the piece have a grandeur and pow¬er that one could cal! Wagnerian, ifit were not so entirely French. (Howthe old Boche-baiter would have lovedto hear it said that any of his musicsounded like Wagner!)Then there was an adagio tor stringorchestra by Guillaume Lekeu, thatmodern Pergolesi, a fresh younggenius who felt things deeply, andexpressed his deep feeling in tone, andwho died just as his abilities wereripe.Last of all was a march ot faunsfrom Pierne’s ballot, “Cydalise andthe Satyr,” which does not sound likePierne at all, but rather like a-com¬bination of Alfredo Casella and IrvingBerlin.The German pieces on the programwere the “Academic f estival” over¬ture of Brahms, the music accom¬panying the entry of the knights ofthe Grail in the first act of “Parsifal,”and Schubert’s “Moment Musical.”The New York Symphony is one ofthe important orchestras' of the coun¬try. In one department, however, itcan take a lesson from the ChicagoSymphony. 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See them in thewindow.AT THEUniversity of Chicago Bookstore“THE OFFICIAL BOOKSTORE"5802 ELLIS HALL IIm0m0m000m0m0m000130m0ii0S10M!l!il0S!0!10Si!0S10S0gl0®iil0SIi0S10!I!0^0Ii!0i!0ES0810SUBSCRIPTION BLANKCirculation Manager,THE DAILY MAROON,Box O, Faculty Exchange.I am enclosing $Rates: $3.00 a Year, $1.50 a Quarter.Mail: 50c a Quarter or $3.00 aYear Extra.Free Delivery! Anywhere On CampusNAMESTREETCITY AND STATE'T'HE political activities of the Freshman class will be postponeduntil Dec. 1 by the new council organization.Postponement of an election by the Freshman class is a great ad¬vantage. But the evil is not wholly remedied. Even a postponedelection time must find freshmen imperfectly acquainted, ignorant ofall their candidates’ qualifications.The council postpones the problem but does not wholly solve it.The only way to educate the first yearlings, to render them capableof voting intelligently, is a freshman club.The Three-Quarters club was a good institution. It was abolishedbecause its ice-breaking games also broke Reynolds club furniture,and almost broke somebody’s bones. This is not only an unfortunatebut also an unnecessary development.The Seior class could reorganize the club into a much more bene¬ficial institution. A Short Cut toAccurate InformationHere is a companion for your hours of reading andstudy that will prove its real value every time youconsult it. A wealth of ready information on words,people, places, is instantly yours inWEBSTER'SCOLLEGIATEThe Best Abridged Dictionary—Based uponWEBSTER’S NEW INTERNATIONAL106,000 words, with definitions, etymologies, pronunciations,and use in its 1,256 pages. 1,700 illustrations. Includes diction¬aries of biography and geography and otherspecial features. 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You can’t blamethe gal, can you?One like Foxy Philipbought—Sy.ooWAHL PUNJSVERSHARP’S Write HandPatIr-1*i• j» i♦ *4* *• ^. 1t *»> <*> »i .»5-f '» »f4r - •■'T v /■•*' v/ i '• ' • 2\; pV *STAGGMEN DEVELOP STRONG LINEDELTA SIG TEAMTAKES EASY WINFROM PHI PSISKappa Nu Team Downed ByS. A. E’s in One SidedBattleIn the biting autumnal wind whichswept the Midway yesterday the in¬ter-fraternity touchball teams battledspiritedly for the honor of their or¬ganizations. The wind did little tocheck screaming passes and Grange-like runs.The Delta Sigma Phi, last year’schampions, gave every indication ofrepeating this fall when they over¬whelmed the Phi Kappa Psi 18-6.With last season’s lineup practicallyintact the champions displayed a be¬wildering attack of passing and run¬ning which netted them three touch¬downs and an assured victory.Karman, Zimmerman and Qaskillstarred for the winners, each chalkingup six points.Psi U. Downs Zeta BetesPsi Upsilon won a 12 to 0 victoryover Zeta Beta Tail in a hotly con¬tested battle yesterday. Lott was theoutstanding player on the winningteam. In the first half, Lott caughtthe ball and ran through the ZetaBetes for a touchdown. The ZetaBetes played a good offensive gamegetting uncomfortably near their op¬ponents several times but lacked thereserve strength to put the oval be¬tween the posts. In the second haltWatrous caught a long pass and ranto the post for the final touchdown.* S. A. E. Swamps Kappa NuPlaying with machine-like precisionand with plays that worked to perfec¬tion the S. A. E.’s overwhelmed theKappa Nus by a score of 24 to 0. Itwas a clear cut example of superiorityand marked the Sig Alpha as a darkhorse in the touch football champion¬ship. Parker was the star of thegame and electrified the onlookers byscoring three touchdowns, all of whichwere the direct result of beautifulpasses. Balleart also scored a markerfor the S. A. E.’s. With the defeat ofthe Sig Chis, who were previouslylooked upon as a strong contender therace now seems 'between the DeltaSigma Phis, S. A. E.s and Psi U.s.Maxwell Scores for Chi PsisAided, to a great extent, by thestellar work of “Pewee” Maxwell, theChi Psis defeated the Delta TauDeltas by a close decision of 6 to 0.It was the closest struggle of theafternoon and time after time itlooked as if the Delts would score butthe Chi Psi’s defense stood up magni-ficiently. Hagey did some good workfor the Chi Psis and it was due to himand Maxwell that a victory was as¬sured. Marshall of the Delta TauDelta seven also starred in the com¬bat and was a great factor in histeam’s defense.DO YOU VALUE THEPOWER OF EFFECTIVESPEECH?A former instructor in speech at theUniversity of South Dakota is now agraduate student in the University, andis available for private instruction inpublic speaking and reading.CORRECTION OF SPEECH DEFECTSA SPECIALTYJAMES W. ERRANT934 E. 56th St.HOURS TO BE ARRANGEDPboae Midway 5794 City Clubs to Hold BattleBall Match in Reynolds ClubEven a battle can he postponed;and merely because of a trifling table.This is the explanation given by Ray¬nor Timme, fullback wonderful, forthe non-appearance of a scheduledbattle-ball game last Thursday night.However, Timme says (and he oughtto know for he is pushing it all), thecannons will boom for certainty to¬night. And the shells won’t fly allover the Reynolds clubhouse for theywill he directed by expert gunnerswhom the City League of the game iscontributing.When the clock cries out, “ ’Tis quarter after eight,” a coin will beflipped to decide which two of thethree city teams will begin the shoot¬ing and playing. The third team willbe an interested spectator and thentake on the winner, that is if it isn’tchallenged by a campus group. Wisefraternity representatives will beprominent figures on the sidelineswith an aim to carrying on the insand outs of the sport to their brothers,a fore-runner of the impending cam¬pus season. The crack City Leagueteams who will manipulate the gunsare the Allertons, Artilleries and thePurple.N. U. PRIME FORTULANE BATTLEAlthough injuries suffered in theChicago game last Saturday will keep“Moon” Baker off the gridiron forat least two weeks, Coach Thistleth-waite is working his team on new de¬fensive plays with which he hopes tostop .the strong Tulane Universityeleven. The loss of Baker will be ahard blow for the Purple team as hisdefensive playing was a strong fac¬tor in holding the Maroons to a score¬less tie in the first half.Tulane has one of the strongestteams in the south and unless North¬western develops a stronger line theywill have a hard job stopping the linebucks and end runs of Fred Lamp-ret, fullback, who according to thesouthern rooters has Grange and Mar-ek backed off the map. It was Lamp-rot’s stellar playing that gave thesoutherners a decisive victory overMissouri and Mississippi.Over three hundred Tulane rootersare expected to come on the specialtrain which will arrive in ChicagoFriday morning. They will stay atthe Cooper-Carlton hotel.Through the courtesy of CoachStagg, Northwestern will hold theirgame at Stagg Field as the Maroonsare meeting Philadelphia that day. Win Over YaleGives Penn HopeIn Maroon ClashGloating over the brilliant victoryof their team over the Eli, Pennsyl¬vania fans are going serenely abouttheir tasks and worrying but littleas to the outcome of their intersec¬tional battle with Chicago next Satur¬day. They are confident in the be¬lief that if the Quakers could defeatYale they are capable of beating anyteam on the schedule.The coaches, however, are far fromassuming that attitude and are try¬ing to impress upon the squad thepowerful strength of the Big Tenteam. They will spend the week per¬fecting a defense for Stagg’s crush¬ing line attack, which is expected tobe the main offensive weapon of theinvaders. Time will also be devotedto improving their varied attackwhich was so successful against Yale.Yale’s first defeat in three yearswas the result of the dashing play ofKreuz and Rogers, Penn backfieldstars, and the absence of a numberof regulars. Kreuz, a short, squatfullback scored ten of his team’spoints through his terrific line buck¬ing and accurate toe. Rogers, a for¬mer Colgate player, is the Quaker’srunning threat. The Yale bowl rever-(Continued on page 4) I-M OFFICIALSANNOUNCE MINORSPORTS PROGRAMWill Give Prizes to Winnersof Golf and HorseshoeContestsCampus golfers and horseshoe tos-sers are rapidly getting in shape forthe 1925 championships which willbe decided in both sports soon. Thegolfers will tee off this week, whilethe barnyard golf artists will beginhostilities next Monday. Tomorrowis the closing date for the horseshoeentries.The horseshoe courts have beenchanged from behind Bartlett gym¬nasium to a new and better locationon University avenue between 55thand 56th streets. The new situationwill provide more room for courtsand spectators^ consequently elimin¬ating any possibility of delay.Should Make Entries Early“Last fall the Intramural Depart¬ment held a very successful horse¬shoe pitching contest,” said JackSpeer, Intramural manager of thepastime, “and this year we plan tohold a similar tourney except thatwe want to make it even bigger. Allthis is necessary is the support ofthe fraternitities in getting the en¬tries.”Give Many TrophiesIn addition to the exercise andsport that can be derived from sucha contest the Intramural departmentis offering a number of very attrac¬tive prizes. To the University cham¬pions goes a silver trophy descriptiveof the Gport and seven gold medal-ettes for the individual members ofthe team, to the runners-up goes asmall trophy and theie is also a prizefor third place.The pairings in the fall golf com¬petition have been made and are is¬sued today. The goffers must arrangewith their opponents as to the datesof the play-offs which will occur thisweek at Jackson Park.Alpha Delta Phi vs. Zeta Beta Tau.^is)ise heads wear Stetson hats— they look well and last long.Do you wear a Stetson?STETSON HATSStyled for young menA) ...... Here’s Who IntramuralTeams Will MeetTodayThis afternoon the first round ofthe Intramural Touchball roundrobin will be completed when thelast six teams swing into action.The feature tilt will probably bebetween the Dekes and Sigma Nu.Today’s schedule is:Field 13:00—Tau Sigma Omicron vs.Acacia3:45—Delta Kappa Epsilon vs.Sigma NuField 23:00—Phi Sigma Delta vs. PhiBeta Delta3:45—Delta Chi vs. Phi KappaSigmaField 33:00—Alpha Tau Omega vs. PhiGamma Delta3:45—Two non-fraternity teams.Beta Theta Pi vs. Delta Sigma Phi.Psi Upsilon vs. Delta Chi.Kappa Nu vs. Phi Gamma Delta.Delta Tau Delta vs. D. K. E.Chi Psi vs. Stein and Kennan (un¬attached).Phi Sigma Delta vs. Alpha TauOmega.Phi Kappa Sigma vs. Phi KappaPsi.Tau Delta Phi vs. Robertson, Sig¬ma Chi Merrill, Delta Chi. MAROON LINEMANSHOW STRENGTHIN PURPLE TILTKemwein Stars in GameWith Thirty-FiveYard RunWith a crisp autumn breeze in¬vigorating the men, Stagg’s griddersengaged in a stiff practice session inpreparation for the most gruellingstruggle of the year, with the unde¬feated Pennsylvania eleven. With theexception of Gene Francis, who hurthis leg against the Purple, the entiresquad reported for practice intact.Chicago’s 6 to 0 defeat of the Pur¬ple Wildcats, clearly demonstratedthat the Chicago line has improvedmuch since the Ohio State tilt. TheMaroon forwards consistently out-charged the game and desperate Pur¬ple linemen. Stan Rouse displayedsome of his slippery tackle cutbacksthat he showed against Kentucky. BigElmer Lampe did some vicious tack¬ling and played an almost perfect endgame, his tackle of Moon Baker be¬ing the hardest and cleanest seen onStagg Field this year.Kemwein Stars in GameThe Maroons did not have to un¬cover any new plays but relied onthe ever reliable and safe steam roll-continued on page 4)Norton's Offer toChicago StudentsYALE BLUEOVERCOATSHundreds of big, beautiful Ulsters await your inspection.Here in the world s smallest clothing store you can findjust the coat you wantSociety Brand Clothes $35 to $50This Coupon is worth $2, (two dollars), on anypurchase hereNORTON’S CLOTHESSHOP6309 Cottage GroveLV. _L*1 _ . . i li’i!^Page Eight THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1925^JVVhistleGLIMPSESI wrote of Ryerson in May,“A building solemn, grave and cold.With turrets fortress-like and bold.”But since the summer slipped awayThe brick-red roof seems strangelywarmAnd twixt the flurries of the stormA glimpse of ivy ’gainst the grayIs like a moment held enraptured,By the daring gargoyles capturedFrom a passing summer day.—lode. What’s Doing TodayMack Evans, musical director, willlecture today at 3:15 in the Musicroom of Mitchell Tower on the con-cret program for 4:15.MR. BAKER meet Mr. Lampe. AndMr. Lewis get acquainted with Mr.Curley. How-de-do, Mr. Thistlewaite,wouldn’t you like to trade for somenice, gentle pussy cats?Why Do They Call It Practice?Toik:The kid brother tells me that thenew name for a Woman who practisesbigamy is Bigamistress. That fromthe kid brother.—JaeLTO THAT COUPLE IN HARPERWe don’t knowHis name.We don’t knowHe^ name.But whatever he callsHis name.We hope it’ll soon beHer name. •SNOW yesterday. Now that furcoats are once more au fait we wouldadvise the Phi Delta Thetas to keepthat hound from out of reach of am¬bitious but impoverished collegiates.POEMThe fliwers that bloom in the spring,tra la,Have nothing to do with the case—By speaking of moth balls, red flan-neys, and coldsWe’ll soon fill this infernal space!“Do Right, and Fear No Man—Don’t Write, and Fear No Woman.”Dear Terrible Turk:We met at a summer resort, and weloved. We parted for school, andcried. Our initial week of separationmarked feverish and potent letters.Yesterday I got the first note inweeks from her. She signed it, “Yourfriend.”—Japanola.THE University athletic departmentannounces that it will be impossiblefor them to issue headgears, shinguards, or any other football equip¬ment to students in the process oflearning the Charleston.It seems to meThat if I hadA chance to beA column conductor—I’d take it.I know that I ,Would have to workAnd work and work;Grow old and weakConducting.But then I’d likeTo ride insideThe coal-black hearseTo which the people wil 1Doff their hatsAnd say in awe,“THAT’S HIM.”—Milton S.IS the above a threat?TERRIBLE TURK.WIN OVER YALE GIVES PENNHOPES IN MAROON CLASH(Continued from page 3)berated with the echoes singing thepraise of these two bucks.Yale tied itself into knots tryingto fathom Penn’s confusing triplepass which feinted at the end andsmash the center, then threaten thecenter and sweep around the end.That the Quakers had been pointedfor this battle was evidenced by theirinspired play. They had scored 16points before the Blue had given anysigns of countering. The Yale regu¬lars were rushed into the fray andthey dispelled the theory that Penn’sline was impenetrable.Chicago has an excellent oppor¬tunity of capturing national honorsas they meet both Pennsylvania andDartmouth, the acknowledged lead¬ers in the east. The Chicago Symphony Orchestrawill give a concert today at 4:15 inMandel hall under the auspices of theUniversity Orchestral association.Prof. Herbert L. Willett will ofiera lecture, “Fresh Impressions from theNear East.” today at 7 in HaskellCommon room before the New Testa¬ment club.The Christian Science society willmeet today at 7:30 in Haskell assem¬bly room.An open meeting of Women’sSpeakers’ club will be held Thursdayat 7 in the theatre of Ida Noyes hall.All students interested in publicspeaking have been invited.The LaYerne Noyes Foundationoffice announces that no scholarshipvouchers for the Autumn quarter will'be issued after Friday noon.Prof. Edith Abbott will broadcasttonight at 9 from Mitchell Towerthrough station WMAQ the first of aseries of lectures on the crime situa¬tion. “Facts About a Current Crisis”will be the subject of the talk.NATIONALLY known commer¬cial greeting card organization hasan opening among University stu¬dents for a man and woman who cansell. The line consists of 150 beau¬tiful Christmas greetings; in addi¬tion to the personal line greetingsfor every type of business, large orsmall; commissions are generous;paid in cash. The crest of the sea¬son is at hand. The opportunity isopen for the right man and woman.Phone Stewart 0212, between 6 and7 p. m. C. M. McDaniels, SalesManager.MEN and WOMEN—Make use ofyour spare time and build a bigChristmas fund by selling our fastmoving radio set. Complete line.For full details see Mr. Peters, 2309South Michigan Ave.WANTED — Several fraternitymen to represent young men’s clothesshop. Write Box O, Faculty Ex¬change.PIANO INSTRUCTION—Modernprinciples of technique; artisticplaying taught; pupil of AlexanderRaab, Chicago; Philippe, Paris;Ernest Hutcheson, New York. SouthSide, Mondays and Thursdays. Ratesreasonable. Communicate witr MissHelen Beck, 601 Deming Place, Lin¬coln 3416.6026 INGLESIDE—Newly furn¬ished housekeeping apartments, $30 permonth up. Large front suites over¬looking the Midway. Have wall beds,overstuffed furnished, full kitchenequipment including kitchenette range,$45; with piano, $50. Single sleepingrooms, $4 per week. MAROON LINEMEN SHOWSTRENGTH IN PURPLE TILTERRANT CAN HELP YOU—Be¬come an effective speaker. Speech de¬fects a specialty. DO IT NOW. PhoneMidway 5794, 934 E. 56th Street.Hours to be arranged.TO RENT—5736 Maryland Ave.,nicely furn. rooms, kitchen privileges.$13.50 and up; desirable double roomfor man and wife. Tel. Dorchester6566.THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarett s Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th StcMISNDMBEREO IN ORIGINAL 1 (Continued from page 3)proteges.The work of Kernwein was the out¬standing feature of the game. Hisend run of nearly half the field putChicago within striking distance ofthe Purple goal which resulted inCurley's first dropkick.Thus Stagg will unleash everythingagainst the powerful Pennsylvaniateam, who, by virtue of their victoryover Yale have stamped themselves asthe foremost team in the East. Spec¬tators on Franklin Feld next Sat¬urday will see the best line plungingthat the East has seen since Timme,Thomas, and Zorn slashed Princetonto ribbons back in 1921.Stagg Prepare* Aerial AttackAlso any forward passing playsthat Coach Stagg may have underhis sleeve will be propelled againstthe Quakers. Meanwhile as the Ma¬roon warriors toil under the arclights, Stagg stresses defense for “theOld Man’s” motto is “A good defen¬sive team will never be badly beaten.”And thirty-four years of coachinghave borne out this statement. In thelast five games that the Maroonshave played, not a single touchdownhas been made against them. OUR CRITIC TALKS ON N. Y.SYMPHONYdCONCERT PROGRAMOFFICIAL NOTICEArt Club DinnerThe Art club will give a dinner inhonor of E. H. Swift Tuesday, Oct.27, at 6:15 o’clock, Ida Noyse sunparlor. Tickets may be secured fromMiss Forrester in Mr. Cargent’s office.Classics 16. Limited to one hundred.SCORE CLUB MEETINGMembers of Score Club will meettonight in Room A of Reynolds clubat 7 o’clock.PERSONALWill Singer please drop in to TheMaroon office today at noon or 2:35and ask for FieldWANTED—Young man nearlythru with his University work, whowould be interested in part time em¬ployment now. after graduation, totake a place in the organization of asmall but progressive business. Mustbe a willing worker, alert, a goodstudent; prefer a man interested inbooks. Must furnish good refer¬ences. Gentile only. Write Box O,Faculty Exchange. KENWOODTEA ROOM6220 Kenwood Ave.Midway 2 774Dinner 5 to 8—65cSpecial Noon Luncheon 1 1 to 240cSunday Dinner 12 to 8—90cOur New Men s Store IsNow OpenCOWHEY’SMen’s Wear and BilliardsS. E. Corner 55th and Ellis Ave.BRIEF CASESSUIT CASES/ LAUNDRY CASESfor the studentHYDE PARK TRUNK &LEATHER SHOP1117 East 55th StreetLUNCH TODAYTHE SHANTY45c Luncheon 45cCountry SausageMashed PotatoesCreamed PeasApple CobblerCoffee Tea MilkTHE SHANTY EATSHOP1309 E. 57th St.“A Homey Place for HomeyFolks’* (Continued from page 2)ments are unsatisfactory by compari¬son, the English horn and first bas¬soon being especially weak tonally.What other deficiencies there werein the performance were not due tothe men, but tp the conductor. Dam-rosch leads, not like a professionalmusician, but like a talented and ver¬satile bank president. His stage pres¬ence radiates dignity, prestige, goodbreeding. The result is an orchestrilperformance as nearly perfect in tech¬nique as can be found, but somehowlacking in warmth, in life, in what Mr.Herman Devries would call “aplomb.”The Lekeu and the Brahms in par¬ticular suffered because of this dead¬ness on the part of the director. 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