Vol. 25 No. 9 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 10, 1925 Price 5 CentsMAROONS CLASH WITH BUCKEYESSTAGG’S LINE PLUNGING TACTICSTO VIE WITH OHIO AERIAL ATTACKCunningham, Star End, Will Lead Scarlet and Grey in Battle; Marek Ex¬pected to be Outstanding Ground Gainer on Opposing Team; Lampeand Yeisley to Start at Ends.I-M DEPARTMENTANNOUNCES PLANSFOR FALL SEASONNew Ruling Cuts Touch Foot¬ball Teams to SevenMenAll Freshmen who wouldlike to work in the Intramuraldepartment are asked to reportto the Intramural office on thesecond floor of Bartlett Gym¬nasium at 2:30 Monday.“Intramural athletics will get underway this% year with a much betterorganization and a more extensiveprogram for the year," according toa statement made by Paul Cullom,Intramural manager.Make Staff LargerDespite the fact that the depart¬ment is but two years old. it promisesto be one of the best in the Big Tenthis year. A competent corps ofofficials are at the helm for the open¬ing of the season on October 14.They are: Dr. C. O. Molander, fac¬ulty advisor; Paul Cullom, generalmanager; Graham ffagey, assistantgeneral manager; H. A. Miller, sportssecretary; John Meyer, Fall sportsmanager; George Wiemer, Wintersports manager; John Howe, Springsports manager; Arnold Johnson,touch football; Lalon Farwell, crosscountry; Jack Speer, horseshoe con¬test; Milton Hayes and Gordon Wal¬lace, swimming carnival; WilliamWeddell, publicity manager; GeorgeSavidge, art manager.Revise Touch Football RulesThe touch football rules have beencompletely revised, including reduc¬ing the size of the teams from nine toseven men which should make thesport even more popular than it wasin 1924.New fields have been prepared onthe baseball practice grounds at theMidway and University avenue, sothat the playing conditions will beideal, it was stated.The ancient game of barnyard golfwhich is reported to he no less popu¬lar than touch football, will bring outthe best horseshoe tossers in the Uni¬versity. The games will be held onthe courts behind Bartlett gymnasium.Fraternities are urged to get theircross country runners groomed forthe fall participation which will bebrought to a climax with a cross coun¬try run.The Chicago-Ohio State game rankswith the Michigan-Indiana battle asthe co-inaugurator of the Conferenceseason. Before the day is over, twoteams will be definitely out of therunning for the championship, andthe title race will be somewhat sim¬plified. Ohio and Chicago have twoof the strongest teams that have rep¬resented the various institutions inyears and between them many believethe next Big Ten crown wearer willbe found. Neither team can be rateda bit better than the other on the dopealone. However, if hunches are al¬lowed in forecasting games, we pickthe Maroons as a slight favorite. Onlyour belief that the “Old Man” is aboutdue with a whirlwind team justifiesthis, for in looking over previous rec¬ords, it is found that Stagg’s teamshave lost only two Big Ten games inthe last four years, 'but have beendenied a championship in two of them.It seems about time for the breaks tohave a Maroon color. WILL PILOT BUCKEYESCaptain Harold Cunningham(Courteny of Chicago Daily News'CHICAGO HOPES FORCHAMP DIVINGTEAMWith three veterans of last yearreturning^ and several good men ofthe freshman squad eligible, the pros¬pects are excellent' for a great divingteam this year.Eddie Fellinger of last year’s Froshsquad should he a mainstay this win¬ter. He was eclipsed last year onlyby Dorf, who won first place in con¬ference diving honors. He has de¬veloped considerably since last yearand shows promise of being a sen¬sation.Wider, formerly of Iowa, is alsoeligible for the team, as is Griffith, oflast year's varsity.The squad is practicing daily underHead Coach McGillivary who is as¬sisted frequently by Erling Dorf.Maroon followers have noticed thefact that this year’s schedule willthrow some light on the question ofan individual star against a balancedteam with many men doing the gain¬ing. Ohio State meets Chicago withMarek as their hope, Northwesternwho will depend on Baker, Illinoiswith Grange, a speed demon and themajor offensive threat, Purdue withSpradling, their only dangerous weap¬on, Dartmouth depending on Ober-meyer and Wisconsin who will letloose McAndrews. These game$ought to throw some light on thismuch discussed question whetherstars and individual work or team playmakes the best weapon.Forecasts on Tomorrow’s GamesChicago 9, Ohio State 7.Dartmouth 26, Vermont 0.Illinois 20, Butler 0.Iowa 20, St. Louis 0.Michigan 25, Indiana 0.Minnesota 14, Grinnell 0.Northwestern 19, Carleton 7.Wisconsin 33, Franklin 0.i BAND TO WEARNEW UNIFORMSAT PURDUE GAMEWill Have English CutCoats in Maroonand WhiteWhen the University band snapsthrough its manouvers between halvesof the Purdue game on October 31no more will the humorists be able todraw laughs with the never-failingjoke, “There goes the Spanish-Amer-ican war veterans,” for the new uni¬forms will be clean-cut and effectiveenough to please the most discerningeye. Director M. E. Wilson announcedthat it was very probable that thepublic would witness the flashy arrayof the newly-clad band members dur¬ing the Purdue game.The uniform of an English cut, willincorporate a maroon and white colorscheme. A flowing white plume willgrace the hat which will also bear anembroidered University coat of arms.The coat will have rolled lapels so asto show the maroon four-in-hand ties.Sparkling silver buttons will add tothe snap. The maroon trousers willbe off-set with wide white lining.Will Cut Down MembersThe limiting of the uniforms tosixty will necessitate a cut in the band,Mr. Wilson explained. The positionsare all filled with the exception of thetrombone section.That the band would assume im¬pressive proportions was assured whenSam Alexander, popular drum mflajorfor several years, announced that hewould return. Director Wilson signi¬fied his intention of beginning imme¬diate drill so that by the time of theirinitial appearance in the new uniformsthe band would be letter-perfect in thevarious formations.Pennsylvania andBrown Clash onGridiron TodayPhiladelphia, Pa., Oct. 9.—Facingone of the hardest and most import¬ant early season games of the yearthe Pennsylvania squad numberingaround thirty-five men, left this morn¬ing for Providence where it will tackleBrown University. If tradition playsany part in the outcome Penn shouldwin as the Red and Blue has downedBrown in 15 out of the last 19 con¬tests.After a month of practice CoachLou Young is far from satisfied con¬cerning the prospects of his eleven.The quarterback has caused no end ofworry and at the present writing itlooks as if either Thomas or Lairdwill be selected from the bevy of can¬didates to pilot the team. Kruez,punter and line plunger extraordinaryof last year, will start at fullback. Hiskicking is much better than last yearand Young expects him to be a towerof strength in the backfield. WithFreeman, Wascolonis and Sorensonout with injuries Rogers will probablystart at one half wdth either Fields orDouglass getting the call at the otherposition.The line, which has been a stonewall in practice, is composed1 of greenmaterial wdth the exception of Wilsonand Robinson. \The Penn coaches are relying uponsimple plays to win the game tomor¬row as Yale will be met next Satur¬day and the intersectional games withIllinois and Chicago are not far dis¬tant. The lllini and Maroon coacheswill view this game with interest be¬cause it will give them a line on thestrength of the eleven that they willhave to meet in a few weeks. By Irving GoodmanWith 32.000 fans looking on, CoachStagg’s Maroons, will open the 1925Big Ten Grid season this afternoon,when they clash with the strong grid-d^rs of Ohio State in a game thatmay eliminate either Ohio State orChicago from the Conference cham¬pionship.Although the date is rather earlyfor a contest of such momentous im¬portance, both schools have beenpointed for this struggle since thefirst day of practice so that both teamsshould display finished football. Theresult of the game wdll go far to helpsolve the question as to w’hether agood plunging team can beat a goodpassing team.Maroons Excel in PlungingFor the Ohio State gridders comehere with one of the most polishedand powerful aerial attacks of anyteam in the country. On the otherhand, Coach Stagg as usual has de¬veloped one of the most powerful lineplunging attacks in Maroon history,anChicago is famous for its lineplunging. In the “Three Muskateers,”McCarty, Timme, and Francjs, the“Old Man” has a trio that equals thefamous Timme, Thomas and Zorncombination of 1921. If the Maroonforward wall give any sort of coopera¬tion, there is not a line in the countrythat can withstand the continuoushammerings of the Maroon “tanks.”Stagg Has Host of BacksIn addition, Stagg has GrahamKernwein and Stan Rouse, two ofthe speediest end runners and offtackle men in the Conference. Kern¬wein also is an excellent punter be¬sides being the best back on the squadin thwarting a forward pass attack.Then Stagg has Bill Abbott, “ThreePoint” Curley, Thorpe Drain, andChuck Duval, four crack quarterbacks.Wallie Marks, who did not play inthe Kentucky game because of in¬juries, and McKinney will also see ac¬tion at half during the contest.Line Is “Stone Wall”The Maroon forward wall shouldhold anything Ohio can offer in theway of line bucking. Capt. Hender¬son and Fred Hobsc'nied received all-American consideration last year.Marty Pokrass and Sam Hibben arethe equal of any guards in the BigTen. Baker and Greenbbaum shouldhold their own at center. At the endsLampe and Cunningham will meet forthe end championship of the Big Ten.At the other end Don Yeisley, JormMcDonough, and Apitz will alternate.Hard Game in StoreWith such an array of talent in theMaroon lineup, the Maroons in ordin¬ary years would have a tremendousadvantage over Ohio State. But theBuckeyes, too, have one of their bestteams. Only Ohio State will rely onan open attack. Their open attackcenters around Cunningham, Marek,and Bell. It is these three men, be¬sides the husky Scarletline, and thefact that Ohio State teams of the pasthave a habit of upsetting Maroonteams when they least expect it, thathas caused Coach Stagg many aworry. The Maroons will unleashevery attack that they know, to ringup a victory. Nothing will be saved,for if the Maroons lose, the savingwill be worth nothing, as Chicago’shopes will be dashed to earth.Ohio, also, is out for a champion¬ship, and from the latest sports dopeone of the bitterest and closely-con¬tested games that historic Stagg Fieldhais witnessed is in store for the luckysp :ctators. Here’s Who the Big TenTeams Will MeetTodayMichigan will meet Indiana andChicago plays Ohio in the onlytwo Conference games of the day,The Yostmen should have notrouble with the Hoosiers but theMaroon-Buckeye game should bea thriller with the Staggmen hold¬ing the advantage on paper. North¬western faces a tough foe in Carel-ton and Depauw will cause Purdueno little worry. The Boilermak¬ers will play much better footballtoday than last week when theylost to Wabash. Critics will alsoview the Illini-Butler with inter¬est.The Conference games are:Illinois vs. Butler, at Urbana.Northwestern > s. Carelton, atEvanston.Iowa vs. St. Louis, at Iowa City.Wisconsin vs. Franklin, at Madi¬son.Purdue vs. DePauw, at Lafay¬ette.Minnesota vs. Grinnel, at Min¬neapolis.Michigan vs. Indiana, at AnnArbor. ->/PURPLE READY FORCARLETONTITNorthwestern’s football team isspeedily attaining the form they planto have when they meet Chicago nextweek. Whether or not they are get¬ting anywhere remains to be foundout in thei g->me with Carleton atEvanston today. The Purple coacheshave used this week in ironing outsome faults uncovered in the Dakotagame last Saturday.The main point that the coaches ofthe Evanston team are emphasizingis that of a speedy getaway. Al¬though many plays work well whengone through slowly, the errors areuncovered when the men start tospeed up.Baker will be started against Carle¬ton. This was verified by Glen This-tlethwaite, Northwestern’s head coach.The other backfield men will probablybe Gustafson and White, unless someunexpected change is made.Scrimmages against one of . thefreshman teams developed a much im¬proved Illinois line defense yesterday.Two new players were inserted in theforward wall by Coach Zuppke andprobably will be started against Butlertoday. They are Kidd, freshman cap¬tain last year, at guard, and Knapp,a newcomer, at tackle.The eyes of the Big Ten fans willbe on Illinois today. The question inthe minds of everyone is whetherGrange has reached the point of di¬minishing utility or whether he justhad an off day last Saturday. TheIllini’s first conference game is nextSaturday against Iowa, and althoughit is possible that he is saving his“stuff” for the conference games, thefans will probably draw1 their opinionsfrom his showing against Butler to¬day.Satisfied with his latest backfield(Continued on paee ?) By Heilmann WeaverAfter being told at an alumni din-nel1 held in the Loop last night byO. S. U. folks, just what is expectedof them, the Ohio State coaches havetheir men primed, this afternoon, forone of the greatest games the BigTen has ever seen this early in afootball schedule.Ohio’s chief threat is the uncer¬tainty which attends every game inwhich she has to be met. The Buck¬eye aggregation can always be de¬pended upon to turn out a tricky at¬tack. Versatility is one of the char¬acteristics of a team which Dr. Wilcedemands, and the Ohioans usually de¬velop a surprise asault. This yearthey come to Stagg field with a goodsteady drive, in the channels of regu¬lar football. But at the same time,the passing attack is as much of amenace as ever, although it will beunhandy on the wet field.Wet Field Dampens Ohio’s HopeAnd that wet field is the chief worrythe Ohioans have. For when thingsgo badly, if not before, it is the wontof the Buckeyes to effect a suddenchange of pace and style, and turnout some nifty aerial work. But ona slippery, sodden gridiron, passingbecomes difficult, and fearsome to try.And speedy work around the ends isoften doomed. These two types ofplay depend so much on a quick startand unmenaced footing that a teamlike the Maroons which depends tosuch a great extent upon heavystraight work is not in the same dubi¬ous position as the clever Ohio out¬fit.Use Box Defense| However, Ohio’s box defense will| be on hand. And this type of pro-I tection they have found to be usefuland efficient in halting the crushingline work of heavy teams lige theMraoons. With the secondary thuspulled in close to be of immediateavailability behind the line, a quickerstop can be put to the drive of thecrashing backs. But the Wilcemen,in adopting this style of play, layopen a large portion of the field be¬hind them to just the dope on whichthey are strong. For with the boxdefense, a bit of choice long passingcan slip a speedy end past the menbehind the waiting line, and hugegains result. The visitors realize this,but with the field wet, they will un¬doubtedly depend upon Stagg’s play¬ing a driving, line-crushing game, andawait his attack a la box.Develop “Whirl” PlaysIf Ohio gets a chance at the attack,she will be in a position to utilize thebewildering “whirl” plays which wereso effective early in the 1923 en¬counter with the Maroons. By meansof these cleverly deceptive attempts,she often sucks in the linesman atwhom the play is directed, and thenslips the man carrying the ball rightpast him. Last year the first playOhio tried was one of these and gainedforty yards for them.Ohio ha®, a good line this year,heavy and with lots of drive. Theteam hasn’t opened up a great deal,contenting themselves, as most teamsdo this early in the season, with sim¬ply winning. However, the Wilcemenare in Chicago for blood, and figurevery much as do Chicago followers ofthe sport that this is the turning pointof the schedule both for them and forthe Maroons. Dopesters have it that• a major share of the conference hon¬ors will be derided thic SkfttrnOOtt.Splashes From the Dope BucketBy C. H. GaskillTODAY’S GAME STARS VS. TEAM PLAYPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 10, 1925laxly maroonFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates:$3.00 per year; by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each. 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Assistant Women's Editor milady’s ankle.BUSINESS DEPARTMENTSidney Bloomenthal, Circulation DirectorEthan Granquist Office DirectorLeland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerJack Pincus Classified ManagerPhilip Kaus Circulation ManagerTHE REST OF THE JOBThe University band takes the field again today. It marches intriumph—a triumph in which the University shares. It has won apromise of new uniforms; it plays, admittedly, as well as any bandin the Conference. But the job is not finished. The Universitymust do two things before it is assured of the best-looking band inthe Conference.First, the University must make possible the purchase of first-rate 1 ""uniforms. Merely new uniforms will not suffice; the band needsuniforms that will give it real style, one that will lsat. The Uni¬versity will have a chance to work toward this end (and incidentallyto hear one of the world s greatest musical companies), by attend¬ing the Marine Band’s two benefit concerts on Oct. 23. The pro¬ceeds from these will supplement the athletic department’s appro¬priation, and make the band that much better-dressed.Meanwhile, the band needs regular training in field maneuvers.An instructor from the military science department, or even fromBartlett gymnasium, should drill the players daily. He should WomenrusHingmixersclubSfooTballtekldy LinnElibigilityJazzOh stop!phi beta Kappaherb dE young FOR REXT—Four room apartment,unfurnished. $60 gas and electric lightsfree. 5430 University Ave., PhoneHyde Park 5123.We Have Chapters There, Too)ear Turk- very necessary social life. 4Make friends among your fellowclassmates, might be a logical sugigestion. 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After a few yards, I in¬sisted on changing places with thecoolie, much to his surprise, and giv¬ing him a dose of his own nfedicine."They say Red Grange nurses ice m , raised ,etters .*K Rthe summer and Stan Rouse Heaves Galinskyf Maroon officc. and receive \ restaurants and cafeterias, and pur-bncks. Hell! I’m transferring to a Lwardi sues his own secluded existence, PURPLE ANDCARLTON MEETCab school.—Eisy. FOR SALE—Genuine brown lea-ther parlor set. Mah. Dav.; table,UN VIE | suitable for club or fraternity house.He had spent the evening at the Somers, 6451 Greenwood Ave.house with the boys, and out of acorner of his eye he could see themstanding in the hall and regarding knows the curse of solitude.Surely there must be a throng of (Continued from page 1)experiment. Peplaw, Graham. Murrel,and Joe Sting. Dr. Clarence Spears,Minnesota’s head coach, is focusingTO REN T—Large sunny room;Satisfactory Heat; mahogany furni- students, eager to make friends, who his attention on the forward wall. Asare rooming, eating and studying in 1 a result, George Tuttle, end, and Benpensive loneliness. \\ ould that there 1 Allison, guard, found themselves hob-existed some means by which they nobbing with the first stringers. Themight be brought together to theirmutual happiness! elevation of Tuttle and Allison fur¬nished another clue to the starting,. .. . . , . . ° ture; quiet street near Harper Lib- 1 u mshed another cine to the startingh-.Tr, with their thumbs pomted to the fc #nd $g | In Oberlh, College the problem of limmp which will Ink. the fieldtxAtn fho Ham ca nPACWIAflr 1 * 7 T 1 ~ I ■ t. _ _ t i i • . i • r • _floor. And now the house president,all the others having mysteriouslydisappeared, was bidding him good¬night with the usual pleasant invita- 2. See Housing Bureau for furtherdetails. the Freshman is solved in this fash¬ion. Each of the upper classes ar¬range* an entertainment for the new-WANTED-—Copies of the Daily comers; the Sophomores have a mas-tion to drop in and see the boys at j Maroon for Feb. 3, 1925. These querade frolic, the Juniors plan a hike. . , . . , c . j any time he may be in the neighbor-1 copies are needed to complete sev- ] and weiner roast, the Seniors, ;teach them not only the more intricate movements, the formation | hoo± The door &Umme^ and he | eral important files. Please bring to ' befitting their dignity, hold aof C’s and W’s, but also the art of preserving a straight line on j stood regarding it, “Well,’ importanthe mu- Maroon office. reception and digihall.the march.We already have a band that knows how to play. Our job now—and in the football season it is an important job—is to make it agood-looking band, a band to inspire eyes as well as ears. murmed softly,closed in my life!’ ‘Another chapter FOR RENT Attractive bed-sit¬ting room overlooking Midway—opp. Freshman is invited and escorted bya member of the opposite sex of the Grinnel. This will ho the second testof the Gopher team tomorrow in theMemorial stadium.While the teams which tlie Goph¬ers have to meet are by no meansas more j tlie easiest ones in the conference,formal , their schedule of conference games,each case a from the point of view of gamesentertaining class. A list of theLetters to a Young Lady | Univ. Apply Mr. F. D. Coop, 100< J Preshnien's names is posted in a con-j Dear Maw: _ j Apt. 4. $5.50 weekly. | venient hall where the upperclassmenWell, at last I’m back here at the played, is probably the easiest in theBig Ten. Minnesota only meets threeconference teams, Wisconsin, Iowaand Michigan. Their first game, withWisconsin, is set for October 31.LET ’ER GOcan t you cut off the legs on themthis year?(ice. Maw, the best thing happened.! went to chapel yesterday, and guesswhat! All the seats in the hack werefilled with people and the first threerows had been left vacant, but Meand the guy I was with, we didn’tcare. We walked up and sat dpwn inU. and almost settled. My new room¬mate just came, and seeing as howshe has hut three trunks 1 thing she’llChicago begins the season today in earnest. Preliminary business ,et mc *lavt‘ a *'ra"tr *or my c'otHes.i . When are vou going to send those—the trying out of plays and players, the hiding of tactics—are at , extfa thjng§ you wanted me to wearan end. Today the real schedule begins. Ohio, last year’s opponent j when the weather gets cold? Please,in the closest of tie games, is on the field. The editor now joinsCheerleader Covert in a plea for noise from the stands.The University of Chicago is not a rah-rah college; its sons anddaughters are not given to blatant braying about their loyalty.Rather they have been contented with a quieter, more deep-seatedfidelity.But cheering does help. Ask any football man whether or nothe is inspired to extend himself to the limit and to more than the J front as if we belonged there. Andlimit when he feels that the whole school is struggling with him in now nc K<lt two st^ts r’g^t on theevery play. Lvery person in the stadium and around it is thrilled Now j got to RO wrjte a expositionat the feeling of strength and unity which comes with fine, full- for my comp, course. I thing I’llthroated concerted cheering. i write about the time the chickens got. . th • * i | j p i ii loose. Give my love to the folks nCheering is easy. This year s cheerleaders, Covert, Cheadle. j Waukaurusa< and tcll Hy I’m stillGriffin, Meyer and Weddell are especially able. It is easy late in \ hjs»nthe season to gloat aloud over a victorious team. It is hard to give —Polfly Sigh.the team the encouragement they need now, at the start of the „. . . AFTER THOUGHTseason. That takes loyalty. The rushjng season having gleanedToday, then, let us loyal Chicago rooters lay aside our individual | The best of freshman bratsreserve and throw our voices into the grand impetuous roar which Will leave behind the usual bunchwill advertise to our opponents in the stands, to the whole country, ; That don t believe inand most of all. to the team, the unified strength of our allegiance. qj Course, Students Go to Lewis| j)ear Turk:1 deduced from the Maroon accountyesterday of “Why Students Flunk,"that students don't flunk. Was 1right?"—George Leo.Fraternity men!Pledge Lists!Read ’em and weep!!—TERRIBLE TURK. WANTED—One or two girls toshare new, clean, attractively fur¬nished apartment with one other girl.Rent surprisingly reasonable. 5551Kimbark, Apt. 13, Phone Fairfax1109.ROOMS—Single, $5, $6: double, $8.$10. High grade, quiet, light, airy.Mrs. Heath, 1027 E. 62nd St. Mid.5076.FOR SALE—Single cot and mat¬tress, nearly new; around $8. PhoneMid. 0800, Local 89. Miss Finnell.ROOMS—Newly furnished, sunnyrooms; double or single; private;quiet; very reasonable. Mrs. Lewis,5618 Drexel Ave. Dorchester 4233.TO RENT—Maryland Ave., 3738,top floor; single rooms, $5; doublerooms, $8.00; also vacant flat, 2nd. at I5736 Maryland Ave, $70. Call Tel. iEnglewood 4708 for appointment. sign up for the name they desire. Thisprogram is looked forward to as avery important part of the seflial cal¬endar of the year, and is one of the jpleasant memories of college life everyOberlin student carries away with ihim.Some such system, it establishedhere, might he found to he very ef- jfective in solving our peculiar prob¬lem. It would require an active cam¬pus organization to sponsor it and |work out the details, and a spiritedcampaign to promote publicity and |whole-hearted enthusiastic support of 1the enterprise. If successful, such a jsystem would effect not only a hap-jier situation for the new students inthe University hut would tend to fos¬ter that element, whose lack in theUniversity of Chicago is so generallydeplored, namely. School Spirit.Dorothv Herbkesman.BEAUTIFUL ROOM for two stu¬dents. private family (American); justlike home; price $30 per month; ladiespreferred. Mrs. Burke, 6043 Cham¬plain Ave. Students’ Laundry20% Discount With This AdUNIVERSITYHAND LAUNDRY1031 E. 55th StreetOUR PLACE AS HOSTOhio will be Chicago’s guest, after today’s game, at a mixer at theReynolds club. Courtesy requires that Chicago, being host, attendthe mixer herself. Every Chicagoan ought, to drop in, for a momentat least, say hello to the Ohioans, and greet every other Chicagoan.Most fraternities hold football teas. But these need not keepfraternity men from a short visit to the Chicago-Ohio mixer. Theclubhouse may easily become a post-game rendezvous for the wholeUniversity, a place where one stops enroute from the game, chatsfor a minute with one’s friends, eats a doughnut, drinks a cup ofcoffee, and goes his way. FOR RENT—Front room, newbuilding, new furniture; 2 in fam¬ily; 2 blks. from U. of C.; 2 ladiesor couple, $14 per week. 5535 Kim¬bark Ave., Apt. 3. W. Huling. Callevenings or Sunday. IOWAMade ,,f ImportedFAIRISLEFabrics, Unusualin Pattern andDesigns.Tailored to Match.A distinctive triumph in the art of capmaking. Sold at the bent storesRex CapsCan be Had atAll High Grade MerchantsREX CAP COMPANYCHICAGO FROLIC INN1014 E. 55th St.CHOP SUEYWe also ServeRegular 40c Business LunchConsisting ofSoup, Chops and Roast,Desserts and DrinksSERVED FROM NOON UNTIL2:00 P. M.Just Try Us and We AssureYou Satisfaction Somethingto See and Tryat Once Ina Pen at st75c,Parker Pens inBlack and GoldLarger sizes, £3.50, £5 and £7Product of Parker Duofald Craftsmen '.THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 10, 1925 Page ThreeDEBATE VALUE OFART AND SCIENCEWITH CAMBRIDGEHold Initial TryoutsSelection of TeamNext Week for LEADERS IN THE BUCKEYE BATTLEWhether the future of humanity de¬pends more upon science than on artsand humanities is the question to beargued Nov. 23 when Cambridge de¬baters will meet campus forensic ar¬tists in informal debate.The question formally stated, "Re- Isolved, that the future of the human |race depends more on the sciencesthan on arts and humanities,” wassubmitted with three others by Cam¬bridge. The English were willing todebate upon any subject that the Uni¬versity men might choose providingit did not require extensive technicalknowledge. According to HaroldLasswell, debating coadi, a non-tech-nical subject has been selected toobviate the necessity of using obscurestatistics to prove minor points.The procedure of debate will bealong the same informal lines thatwere used in the Oxford debate whichtook place last fall. Speakers will beintroduced informally; each 'side willpresent its arguments and will makethe usual rebuttals: but there is tobe no decision. The audience as wellas debaters may interject relevantquestions at any time during the eve¬ning and the speaker or his colleaguesmust attempt to (answer.Preliminary tryouts will be heldnext week among students in theUniversity. Three speakers and analternate are to be selected from thenumber appearing at the tryouts,which, in the p;|;t, has consisted offrom ten to twenty undergraduates,and graduate students.EAST-WEST TILT WILLMAKE FOOTBALLHISTORY SCIENCE DISPROVESHARD WATER HASHARMFUL EFFECTSPopular Theory DestroyedBy Experiments HeldAt UniversityHere are four mainstays of the Maroon attack which will be let loose against Ohio State this afternoon. Left to right—“Bub”Henderson, captain of the team and hard-hitting left tackle; Raynor Timme, fullback, who tore up the Princeton line three years ago;“Wallie” Marks, right half-back. Marks has recovered from the injuries which kept him out of the Kentucky game and will be seencrashing through Ohio today; and ‘ Bob" Curley, quarter-back. Curley is here shown lifting the toe that has made him famous.The College Viewpointon Professional FootballBy Art Gudget ball team, or by any pro grid squad.The public is not greatly interested j Why ? Because it is professional skill,in professional football. Why, then, not professional spirit, which wins oris there a perennial furore over the loses in professional sports,conflict, actual or imagined, between j Avarice, greed, selfishness—traits ofcritics of the professional game and j character which have money compen-ation chiefly in view—do not callWhen East meets West, there isa certainty that something far-reach¬ing and unusual will happen. Whenthe hard-hitting / Western footballteams match their strength with thewits and tritks of the East’s veterangrid-men, the result is usually an ad¬dition to the football epics. Chicagomeets Pennsylvania Saturday, Oct.24, and the football world of fandomhas high expectations.The 'Old Man intends to smash withvengeance the record that has passedinto history, when the Red and Bluetrounced the Maroon eleven three outof four times twenty-five years ago,the fourth game resulting in a 5-5 tie.As the dopsters have predicted a toughfight in this intersectional contest, theundergraduate council and the Foot¬ball Tickets Committee have unitedwith the Chicago Alumni Associationin their efforts to fill the ten thousandseats reserved at Franklin Field forChicago students and alumni. The jstudent train will arrive at Philadel¬phia about 8 o’clock Saturday morn¬ing, leaving about midnight of thesame day, and will pull in Chicagosometime Sunday evening.Asks for Student SupportPleading for the whole-heartedsupport of the student body, CharlesAnderson, president of the undergrad¬uate council, notes that there is at¬tached to this game even more sig¬nificance than that of a mere inter-sectional contest, for Pennsylvania isthe undefeated claimant of the East¬ern championship of 1924, while Chi¬cago can claim the championship ofthe Middle West by virtue of holdingthe Big Ten title. Moreover, Penn¬sylvania’s record of last year indicatesthat witnesses of the game will see abattle for the ages. 'WATCH FOR THE OPENINGOF OUR NEWMEN’S WEAR STOREICOWHEY’SMen’s Wear and BilliardsS. E. Corner 55th and Ellis Ave. its defenders?The arguments which have been ad¬vanced for and against pro footballhave been in answer to the question:Is it, or is it not, unethical for a for¬mer college player to put his talentsto pecuniary advantage? Defendersof professional football assert that i.tis not unethical. Therefore, they say,it should survive.Defenses Are FutileMen with fine ethical sensibilitiesand high standards of sportsmanshipneed not accede to this position. Butsupposing, for the moment, that thedefenders are right. There still re¬mains a very valid reason why pub¬lished defenses of professional foot¬ball. and its ethics, are inane and fu¬tile and, in a measure, harmful.That very valid reason is this: Thepublic does not want professionalfootball. Then why should the press,representing, let us suppose, the pub¬lic, endeavor to make the sport se¬cure?It is not skill which makes collegefootball the most attractive of allcompetitive sports. It is the spiritwith which the game is played. Mem¬bers of college varsity sqqads arefired, not by a hope ot pecuniary re¬ward, hut by a love for the schoolthey represent. They are in deadearnest. They are playing the gamehard, playing it fairly, playing itcleanly.Spirit AttractiveAnd it is the spiritual side of foot¬ball which makes the game attractive.Since that college spirit cannot be re¬produced on any professional team, noprofessional team can play the gameas it is played by varsity squads. Thepublic knows that. The public knowsthat it would be ridiculous to imaginemembers of the Bear or Cardinalsquads taking the field with tears ofdetermination in their eye8, with theirhearts beating to the rythm of theslogan, "For the Cardinals, I will!”Yes, it’s the spirit with which thegame is played that the public mostappreciates. It so appreciates thatspirit that, if one team rises to un¬expected heights, accomplishes morethan its physical strength would seemable to accomplish, that team, thoughoutpointed, is credited with havingwon a “moral” victory. The publicrecognizes Chicago's moral victoryover Illinois last year, though thescore was tied; it recognizes North¬western’s moral victory over NotreDante, though the Purple was out¬pointed.No Moral VictoriesBut one never hears of moral vic¬tories won by the White Sox, theCubs or any other professional base- fortli those great sporting elementswhich bring moral victories. Profes¬sional “sportsmen” are, fundamen¬tally, after the coin.No College SpiritThe public, knowing that collegespirit cannot be duplicated in profes¬sional football teams, is disinterestedin professional games. Stagg field| probably will be filled at every gamethis season. More than 20,000 per¬sons have purchased season tickets forChicago’s six home games. A fewthousands will see the professionalteams which play in Chicago. They,chiefly, are folks who want to see,once, some noted player. They wouldnot purchase tickets to see Grangeplay six times on a professional team.That spirit, not skill, attracts thepublic is again shown by the fact thatwhen that spirit is at its greatestheight—when great rivals are sched¬uled to battle—the sale of tickets isgreatest.Attract Public InterestThough the public does not wantprofessional football, by enlisting thesupport of the general press, profes¬sional football promoters may he ableto engage the interest of the public.They may be able to foist their spuri¬ous brand of the game upon folks whoare unfamiliar with the true sport andthe spirit in which it is plaj’ed.But that should not come to pass.Professional fqotball, which the publicdoes not want, can be harmful tocollege football, which the public doeswant. There are crooks in every pro¬fession. There are promoters of pro¬fessional sports who will engage col¬lege players, as they have in the past,forcing hardship and taint, if you will,upon a clean, earnest organization.Not Worth the DangerProfessional football is not worththe danger which is thus produced.Sportsmanship cannot be bargainedand sold. Honor cannot be bargainedand sold. Nor can spirit. Withoutthese qualities, a man’s performanceon the gridiron isn’t worth shucks.It is the difference between collegeand professional football which con¬demns the latter. The best testimonyto the fact that there is a differencecan be offered by any honest profes¬sional player. HAHN’S ORCHESTRAFURNISHES MUSICFOR MIXER TODAYBill Hahn’s Kollege Krew, wellknown orchestra composed of campustalent, has been engaged to furnishthe music for the open house mixerwhich will be held today after thegame in the Reynolds clubhouse. Allstudents at the University and vis¬itors from Ohio State are invited toattend the mixer and get acquainted.In the north room, known as thereading room, doughnuts and coffeewill be served the guests while theSouth Lounge is to be the room forthe dancers.Five football open houses have beenplanned for the remainder of the sea¬son. one to be held at the close ofeach game. The success of these af¬fairs last year has resulted in plansfor their continuance throughout thecurrent season, according to Prof.Bertram G. Nelson, of the English de¬partment and head of the Reynoldsclubhouse. “We hope that the stu¬dents will support our undertakingsand come out en masse td the mixers,”he said. “We especially want thewomen students to feel free to attendunescorted.”Letters have been sent to the man¬aging editor of the Ohio State Lant¬ern urging Ohio students to make theReynolds club their headquarters.“The purpose of the mixers hasbeen not only to welcome the visitorsand show them the hospitality of theUniversity, but to enable students ofthe University, themselves to becomeacquainted with one another at a gath¬ering where they may feel free to mixim equal social terms,” said Mr. Nel¬son.' SOUVENIR PHOENIXFOR EASTERN TILTHandschy Outlines EditorialPolicy For YearFRESHMEN WANTEDNo experience necessary. Applicantsaccepted in order of appearance. Posi¬tions lead to ones of responsibility.Apply Monday, Maroon office, EllisHall. Ask for Field. The Phoenix will spread its wingsin anothei field prior to the Chicago-Dartmoutli football game when a spe-cfiial souvenir football edition will bepublished. Owing to the popular de¬mand for the special number publishedfor the Chicago-Princeton game of1922 the editor thought it advisableto sponsor a memento for the inter¬sectional tilt.There will be many features rela¬tive to husky gridiron warriors andfair enthusiasts to bold the interest ofthe football for according to theeditor, a gayly colored cover will makeit at once attractive and suitable forkeeping indefinitely.In summing up the editorial policyof the Phoenix for the fiscal year,Fred Handschy, editor of the maga¬zine, said: “We do not want thePhoenix to he a wise-cracking organ¬ization, an outlet for personal wag¬geries, pseudo witticisms and senti¬mental lyrics of interest only to theauthor. All of that is literary conceitwhich this magazine intends to avoid.We are going to make it a magazineof the University and especially of theundergraduates in the Colleges withtopics of interest treated in an appro¬priate lighter vein.” Experiments conducted at the Uni¬versity in the department of hygieneand bacteriology show that hard waterhas no harmful effect on the growth,appearance and well-being, it waslearned today from a report recentlypublished by John T. Myers, researchassistant in that department. Scien¬tific data were collected to determinethe soundness of the popular idea thathard water has a bad effect on ani¬mals in some indefinite way.“It is thought.” according to thereport, “that the coat of horses andcattle is made rougher and that ani¬mals do not ‘do as well' if forced con¬tinually to dring hard water. Thisbelief is particularly prevalent amongpoultry raisers. Veterinary literaturecontains numerous allusions to thedeleterious effect of hard water.”With reference to human beings,the report continues, hard water hassometimes been thought to cause dy¬spepsia. One authority maintainsthat distilled water dissolves any ex¬cess of salts in the body, thus tend¬ing to prevent high blood pressureand hardening of the arteries. Noreal proof was ever advanced to sup¬port this statement, it is said.Groups of rabbits, mice, dows andchicks were given both distilled andhard water. It was found that in noinstance did animals on distilled waterdevelop better than those on hardwater, but that - the reverse was trueunder several conditions.A few dogs on a mixed diet and thenatural hard water grew faster andhad a better general appearance thansimilar dogs with distilled water. Dis¬tilled water to which had been addedas nearly as possible the same saltsas were in the natural hard water gavepractically the same results withchicks as did natural hard water.Several groups of chicks on a graindiet and the natural hard water gainedfrom twenty to forty per cent moreduring the first few months of lifethan did similar groups on a distilledwater intake. In one instance the ex¬periment was continued for a year,and the chicks receiving^distilled waterdid not catch up. On a synthetic dietcontaining the essential foods and in¬cluding cod liver oil, chicks receivingdistilled water grew at the same rateas those receiving the natural hardwater.LEARN TO DANCE NOW.TERESA DOLAN DANCINGSCHOOL1208 E. 63rd Nr. WocdlawnClasses every eve. at 8. Beginners Mon.and Thurs. Private lessons any time.Tel. Hyde Park 3080UNIVERSITY STUDENTS Buy It At—FOUNTAIN SERVICE AND LIGHT LUNCHES ARE BEST ATWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOP Woodworth’s BookstoreFresh Home Made Candies 131 i E. 57th StreetCORNER FIFTY-FIFTH AT UNIVERSITY AVENUE Write Your Name withSANFORD’S INKIt Will Last ForeverSANFORD'S** Fountain Pen Ink"The Ink that Made theFountain Pen Posjible”Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 10, 1925BewareThere are Rexford and Kelder Clothesall about youOur University Models in Suitsand Overcoats are known allover the Big TentRexford & KelderLargest University Clothiers in the West25 Jackson Blvd., East 7th FloorCHICAGO