*ir U. S. weather fore¬cast for Chicagp ,mdvicinity till 7 p. m.Wednesday:Showers possible;continued cool. the Bail? Christopher Morleycomes to campus to¬morrow. His appearancewill be in The Circle.Vol. 24 No. 110 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY. APRIL 29. 1925 Price 5 Cent*ADOPT SIMPLER GRADING SCHEMEANDERSON, MILLERGO TO EAST-WESTSTUDENT CONFABSRepresent Undergraduates atCornell and KansasStateCharles Anderson, president-elect ofthe Undergraduate council, and AllenMiller, senior member for the year1925-1926. will leave tonight to repre¬sent the University at two studentconferences.Anderson will go to Cornell uni¬versity at Ithaca, X. Y„ to attend thethird Biennial Intercollegiate Confer¬ence of Undergraduate Activities tobe held in Ithaca May 1 and 2.Miller represents the University atthe Annual Midwest Student confer¬ence at Kansas State college. Man¬hattan, Kansas, which will be heldApril 30, May 1 and 2.Discuss All ActivitiesEvery important college and univer¬sity in the middle west is sending rep¬resentatives. Such problems as stu¬dent government, publications, andathletics will be discussed at theseconferences. The Council feels thatit will bring back to the Universitythe viewpoints of various educationalinstitutions on student activities. Re¬ports of the conferences should provevaluable in administering student af¬fairs next year. Finances for the tripwill be provided by the University forAnderson, and by the Undergraduatecouncil for Miller. STAGE CONTEST TOPICK NEW POSTERFOR PREP TOURNEY*After twenty years of successfuluse. the poster used to advertise theannual Stagg Interscholastic TrackMeet will be replaced through theagency of a poster contest, accordingto plans of the Athletic department.The contest opens today and anyonewill be allowed to participate.The prize for the contest will bethe publicity which the successfulartist will receive. Five thousandcopies of the selected poster will besent out annually to schools through¬out the country.Lettering on the poster must in¬clude “Stagg’s Interscholastic,” and“the University of Chicago.” Thetheme will feature track, and thebackground must give an inkling ofthe University buildings.All posters must be turned in onTuesday, May 5 before 1:00 at theAthletic office in Bartlett gymnasium.ITALIAN CLUB HEARSDEAN WILKINS ONBOCCACCIO APPOINT COMMITTEETO RUSH SCHOLARSScholarship Applicants ToConvene Here May 8 CHICAGO STUDENTSEEKS LOST RACEIN S AHARA WASTEBeloit College Expedition ToBe Headed ByA. W. PondDean Ernest Hatch Wilkins will ad¬dress II Circulo Italiano on the “Uni¬versity- of Chicago Manuscripts ofBoccaccio” at the meeting of the clubtomorrow at 4:30 in Ida Noyes ball.Boccaccio is a 15th century humor¬ist and is best known to the studentsby his book. “Geneologiae Deorum,”which Dean Wilkins will discuss par¬ticularly in bis talk. The copy fromthe original which will be used forillustration was secured by Salutati,another 15th century humorist, andthe margin filled with his notes. “Al¬though Dean Wilkins will touch on allof the author’s works, he will dealespecially with this mythological en¬cyclopedia.” said Julia Atwater, presi¬dent of the club, “and the talk prom¬ises to he very interesting.”II Circulo will sponsor a receptionand banquet May 30 at Ida Noyes hallin honor of Francesco Daddi. an Ital¬ian singer. Tickets for the affair willhe on sale by the president and sec¬retary oi the club. According to MissAtwater, the banquet is the biggestevent of the club during the year, anddetailed plans are being made for it.Five Orators TalkIn Mandel ProgramAnnouncement was made today ofthe five students who will speak inProf. B. G. Nelson’s class in advanc¬ed public speaking today at 9:00 inMandel Hall. One woman and fourmen have been chosen for the talks,which will he four minutes each.They are:Rachel Mulford: “Co-educationrs. Crime,” A. E. Agnew: “Newtonrs. Shakespeare,” A. H. Berezniak:“The Clue,” Leonard Stearns: “Ad¬vertising,” Joseph Barron: “TheGreen Hat’ and the Sex Drama.”The speeches will be over in timefor 10 o’clock claeses and visitors arecordially invited. A committee of about twenty-fourcampus men and women has beenappointed to entertain and rush thepreparatory school students whocome here on May 7 and 8 to com¬pete for scholarships. More thanfive hundred students are expected,out of whom ten winners will hechosen, one in each subject that willbe written on. The winners will eachreceive a one-year scholarship.Committee EntertainsThe program for the visitors in¬cludes trips over the campus, and a 1luncheon and tea on Friday, May 8. |Winners will be announced fallowingthe last exam on Friday. The objectof the committee will be to makethe University attractive for both thelosers and the winners in the “mentalinterscholastic.” Since these studentsrepresent the best talent that thecountry’s preparatory schools haveto offer, the University officials feelthat all efforts should be focused up¬on attracting the visitors to this in¬stitution for their college career.Prof. Haydon TalksOn Youth MovementsProf. Eustace A. Haydon, chair¬man of the department of Compara¬tive Literature, will discuss the posi¬tion of the modern youth as exempli¬fied in the numerous youth move¬ments in various countries at Ves¬pers, today at 4 in the Y. W. C. A.room of Ida Noyes hall.The discussion is one of a serieswhich has been planned to developthe talk given last week by Dr.Charles W. Gilkey, who comparedthe customs of the Indian studentswith whom he came in contact on Hisrecent tour through the Orient, withthose of the women students of Amer¬ica.BULLETIN ON PRESIDENT’SCONDITIONThe following bulletin concern¬ing the condition of PresidentErnest DeWitt Burton, was re¬ceived yesterday afternoon:“President Burton’s condition issatisfactory. Pulse and tempera¬ture normal.“Wilbur E. Post.” - A lost race of men and the fiercesttribe known to exist will be soughtand studied during an expeditionlaunched by Beloit college, through agift hv Frank G. Logan, and led byA. W. Pond, graduate student ofanthropology at the University, it waslearned yesterday.Together with Maurice Reygasse. aFrench archeologist, and accompaniedby native troops from Algiers, Pondwill leave the coast town sometime inOctober proceeding into the interior,by rail as far as Figfig. There theparty will penetrate the desert withthe aid of camels hound for the Tam-anrasset river, the region of the Hog-gars and the Tauregs. After a studyof the two tribes, the expedition willproceed to Aehessa by way of the Sa¬hara Oaisis.Visit Virgin DesertIt is expected that some hithertounknown parts of the Sahara desertwill be visited. The journey, compris¬ing some 3.000 miles, will be punctu¬ated by excavations in the search forthe lost race, supposed by anthropolo¬gists to antedate the Gro-Magnon manof France.Before he leaves for Algiers, Pondwill devote the summer to a surveyof the country around Toulouse inFrance and the Pyrenees region withthe idea of establishing for Beloit col¬lege a summer school of archeologywhere untrained students in that fieldwill have an opportunity to study thesubject first hand. Pond hopes to es¬tablish the school either in the“Dordogne lot.” the capital of the pre¬historic world, or else in the “Pyreneesshelter” in the vicinity of which thediscovery of prehistoric painting wasmade. Dr. G. L. Collie will head thesummer school, which holds its firstsession in 1926.DISMISS THE MAID;SCIENCE ISHEREHave you a cheerful housewife inyour home? Know that frow'ns,grumblings and cross words can bebanished instantaneously by a simpleprocess now in practice in the HomeEconomics department. Under theguidance of Mrs. Mary Koll Heiner,instructor in the department, womenstudents are learning how to manipu¬late various household jobs in theleast possible time, thus avoiding thepossibility of becoming tired “grumpy”companions.Scientific methods are employedeven to the detail of washing windowsand peeling potatoes, because thesenew methods have made the jobs amatter of a few seconds. Mrs. Heinershows that chemistry, physics, andcommon sense may he applied to win¬dow washing. The soiled window,which is analyzed as “one which isusually covered by a film of greaseand moisture that serves as a collect¬ing surface for deposits of dust” un¬dergoes careful inspection. Kerosene,ammonia, and alcohol are applied insequence. It is found that white alco¬hol costs more than the other cleans¬ers. hut it gives quick results.Vegetables are also subjected to alabor-saving process. The studenthousewives have found that with awire twisted brush with long bristlesit is possible to clean a pound of uni¬form potatoes in twelve seconds. Thisis twenty seconds shorter than thenext utensil. Coleman FindsRare Singers;Is EncouragedGood advice, experience, and a goodscore are three things that are favor¬able to Blackfriars this year, accord¬ing to Hamilton Coleman, producer.“I believe the show this year willhe the biggest hit that Blackfriars haveever put over.” he said last night.Mr. Coleman referred to the unusualfinds in the cast tryouts, of some menwith trained voices, who have had sev¬eral years of experience along dramaticand vocal lines. One of these, Keut-zer, who is taking the role of Profes¬sor Carpenter, the eccentric old manwho furnishes the motif for the plotof the show, is a musician and singerof some note. He has written a greatmany songs, has sung in public often,and is one of the three stars wdiomMr. Coleman picked out from the newmen who tried out for the first timethis year.Comedian Is New FindGeorge Yates, taking the leadingcomedy part of Gullah, the Profes¬sor’s servant, who is supposed to hepossessed of peculiar psychic powers,is putting over the character withgenuine ability, according to Mr. Cole¬man’s belief. He is another of thethree who Mr. Coleman picked forreal talent, and more especially, foran excellent voice.The third of these new arrivals forthe cast is Fayette Miller, taking thecharacter of Sally Carpenter, the Pro¬fessor’s daughter. “Mr. Miller will. Ibelieve, make a most charming younglady,” said Coleman, “and in additionhas a voice of unusual beauty, I amcertainly enthusiastic over the fact thatwe have so fine a galaxy of vocalists,because that will make Blackfriars intosomething we have rarely had before— a show with real singing.”Primary ReligiousIdeas Definedby AmesNew definitions of religion are putforward in a revised edition of “TheNew Orthodoxy,” by Prof. iB-dwardScribner Ames, just published by theUniversity Press. Seeking “a methodby which religipus views of life andconduct may he freely fashionejl andrefashioned in keeping with neiv ex¬perience and enlarging faith,” j Prof.Ames says religion may he brought“out of its muscle-bound rigidity intothe freedom of vital growth and,(use¬ful adaptation.”Much as Carl Sandburg, in hi&.jtam-ous “definitions of poetry,” sought toescape from unflexible categories,Prof. Ames has endeavored to ekjlressin new forms some of the basiqtdeasof religion. Among the deficit ionsare:Religion is the turning of tbj^isoulto God.Religion is loving one’s ne|^Lboras one’s self.Religion is taking the world, as afairy land of beauty and love jSfithinsight of garbage dumps amf’ fistfights.Religion is the endeavor to j'Aovemountains with a wish of the h«*jft orthe whispering wings of hope.;Religion is a song and a praj^ ona corner where street car lines. Inter¬sect and the cries of the newsboysmingle with the roar of the elected.Religion i« sittimr together awind-blowTn roof and listening toi thecrooning hymns and the heggjpg:|jray-ers of wistful souls.Religion is a breath of jHaring sil¬ence in the din of angry flatter andprofanity.Religion is composure of soul when(Continued on page 2) APRIL NUMBER OFCIRCLE TO FEATURESKETCH BY MORLEYChristopher Morley, generally ac¬knowledged to be America’s mostwhimsical journalist, is the chief con¬tributor to the April number of TheCircle, out tomorrow.Mr. Morley has written a humor¬ous sketch of his first afternoon atOxford, where he spent three yearsas a Rhodes Scholar. His piece isentitled, “An Oxford Symbol,” and issaid by the editor of The Circle to bein the journalist’s best manner.Among the other features of theApril number are:A short story, by Sam Putnam ofThe Chicago Evening Post.An article on a new Chicago play¬wright, by John Drury.A story, “The Actress,” by MeyerLevin.An essay, “Burnt Offering,” by Ed¬ward Wagenknecht.In addition there will be the usualsection of illustrations, the editorials,book reviews and shorter pieces. A, B, C, D, ANDF ONLY GRADESIN NEW REGIMEFaculty Approves Plan, toTake Effect July 1; AimIs UniformityGLEE CLUB POSTSMONDAY PROGRAMAnnounce Special Numbersfor Campus ConcertDetails of the prgraip to be givenby the University Glee club, Mondaynight at 8:15 in Mandel hall, havebeen announced. Besides the Gleeclub ensemble several special numbersare to be given, including an instru¬mental quartet consisting of a xylo¬phone, saxophone, violin, and piano.Jack Pincus, J. B. Smith, HaroldSchwede, and Ben Hoyt are the mem¬bers of the quartet. Cello and pianosolos, an ensemble of two violins,cello, flute, clarinet, and piano areother features. The club will alsopresent some popular numbers, includ¬ing “Just As the Day Is Done,” byClyde Keutzer, a member of BetaThejta Pi. The piece had its premiereat the Military ball. The Glee club’squartet will sing some humorous se¬lections.Fraternities Postpone MeetingsAs the concert occurs on Mondaynight several fraternities which ordin¬arily hold their meetings at that timehave arranged either to call off or topostpone them and to attend the niusi-cale in group.Although tickets have been sellingrapidly it was announced that thereare still some good seats left whichmay he secured in Mandel cloister anyday from 12 to 4. Main floor and boxseats are seventy-five cents; balconyseats fifty cents.Have you an apartmentto rent?You will save money andtrouble by renting your flatthrough the want-ad column ofthe Daily Maroon. That is thecheapest and quickest way foractual results. Try it at once!A WANT AD TODAY!!RENTED TOMORROW!! Faculties of the undergraduatej colleges have voted to abolish the' University’s present system of grad-) ing, which has been used on thecampus for fifteen years.In its place they have adopted anew simplified grading system withonly five marks—A, B, C, D, F—which is to take effect on July 1.Evens Up System—Dean“No system can in itself insureaniformity in grading,” said DeanErnest Hatch Wilkins yesterday,“but the new system will encourageaniformity, whereas the old systemwith its many sub-divisions providedan opportunity for diversity.“It is so simple that it should leadto less interest in grades as such andmore interest in the real quality ofthe work done. Each of the gradesnow has a definite qualitative mean¬ing and tells the student who re¬ceives it definitely and directly thathis work in a given course is excellentor good or fair or poor or failing,as the case may be.”Still Require CC remains, as before, the level re¬quired for graduation. The line be¬tween D and F remains at the samepoint as at present, though the gradeE, which has already sunk into al¬most complete disuse, is discontinued.If work is incomplete it will be re¬ported as “incomplete” but withouta final grade. The grade D, as atpresent will count as a major’s cred¬it but will give no points. Points inall cases are to be used only in de¬termining averages. A gives 6, Bgives 4, C gives 2 and F minus 2.Four grades are eliminated by thenew system: A-, B-, C-, E. Thusmany unnecessary and confusingminor distinctions will be avoided.The Faculties have decided that thenew system is better because it makesjust the five distinctions which aregenerally recognized in any field ofpractical accomplishment.The new system, it was stated, isin line with that recommended bymodern experts on grading and withthe system now in use in most othercolleges and universities.PADRA1C COLUM GIVESPOETRY READINGTOMORROWPadraic Colum, famous Irish poet,playwright and critic, will speak onfolk poetry of Hawaii tomorrow at 8:15in the Reynolds club theatre. Thereading is the second of a series ofmeetings with famous poets spon¬sored by the poetry club. The firstpoet to speak here was James Steph¬ens. also an Irish u’riter.Colum is one of the foremost ex¬ponents of the Celtic Renaissance,which is rapidly gaining headway inIreland, according to Pearl Robertson,secretary of the club. “He has pro¬duced poetry and stories of a unique! and charming character.” she con¬tinued, “and he has been closely as-j sociated with Yeats. (A. E.), Hyde,j and Lady Gregory.”Mr. Colum will also read selectionsfrom his own verse. All students ofthe University and their friends havebeen invited to attend' the lecture.7-vkets are on sale by members of theclub for fifty cents. After the lecturethe Poetry club will hold a specialmeeting and reception for Mr. Colum.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 29, 1925Siftg Satlii ffiarcanThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Sunday madMonday during the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters by The Daily MaroolCompany. PRIMARY RELIGIOUS IDEASDEFINED BY AMESEntered as second class mall at the Chi-ago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, Mareh3 lunfl, under the act of March ft, 187ft.Offices Ellis 1Telephones:Editorial Office Midway 0800Business Office Fairfax 5522Member efThe Western Conference Frees AssociationEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTKenneth Laird Managing EditorClifton M. Utley Sports EditorAllen Heald News EditorMilton Kauffman News EditorVictor Wisner News EditorLeo L. Stone Feature EditorI»eemer Lee Day EditorReese Price Day EditorWalter Williamson Day EditorWeir Mallory Women's EditorGertrude Bromberg Assistant EditorLois Gillanders Assistant EditorMarjorie Cooper Sophomore EditorRuth Daniel Sophomore EditorJeanette Stout Assistant Sports EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTHerbert C. DeYoung Business ManagerThomas R. Mulroy. .Advertising Manager(.eland Neff Circulation ManagerEthan Granqnist AuditorEdward Besaaian, Mgr. Classified Ad. Dept.Dudley Emerson... .Distribution ManagerThomas Field Local Copy ManagerElliott Fulton Promotion ManagerMilton Krelnes. .Downtown Copy ManagerJack Pincus Service ManagerJerome Zigmond Adv. Sales Mgr.WEDNESDAY. APRIL 29, 1925 (Continued from page 1)the ocean liner sinks.Religion is the mirth of kindt edspirits round a glowing fire with theshadows playing over a vacant chair.Religion is the rapture of a timidheart in the light of the sun, or in thefragrance of a flower.Religion is a corporation not forprofit, producing wealth and offering itto paupers on condition of a bath.Religion is a reform movementstruggling against many obstacles agreat number of which are imaginary.Religion is a grand opera companysinging the “Hallelujah Chorus.”Religion is an outlook from a moun¬tain top with clouds floating below,making little gray patches on thewide spreading plain in the distance.Religion is a view of a sleeping cityat midnight when the moon is full.Religion is a journey from Chicago’swest side to the lake front, or fromNew York's east side to Broadwayand back again, without loss of mem¬ory.Religion is an adventure in the in¬terior of China or Tibet without gunsor body-guards in search of no plunderor concessions.Religion is the bleaching of blacksouls white on the shores of reflectionand new deed's.Religion is the bond of love encir¬cling the earth anfl binding the worldto the heart of God. TERMINATE PHOTOCONTEST IN MONTHPostpone Date Because ofPicture InfluxWith pictures being constantlvturned in to Vfr. Paul MacClintock.secretary of the Geophoto club con¬test, the date for the close of the con¬test was postponed until May 20.Judges who have consented to pass up¬on the pictures submitted are Mr. Wal¬ter Sargent and Mr. Whitford, both ofthe Department of Art in the Universi¬ty. and the president of the ChicagoCamera club or his personal representa¬tive. Prof. Goode of the Departmentof Geography has offered fifty dollarsin prizes.First and second prizes are to begiven in each of -ivnir classes of pit:-tures: (1) the best architectural sub¬ject; (2) the best general picture whic’.includes a subject of human interest.(3) the prize-tinted pictures; and (4)lantern slides. The judges will givehonorable mention to all pictures the/deem worthy.“Throughout the country,” said MrMacClintock. “our campus is recog¬nized as the most beautiful. The pri¬mary object of the contest is to tryto develop in the students an appre¬ciation of and a love for its beauty.” In submitting pictures, contestantsare requested to write on each a titleand nothing else. The picture mus1;he accompanied by an envelope bear¬ing the same title and the entrant’sname and address. In this way judgingis to be entirely upon the merits ofthe photographs.The contest will continue next yearand the years following until a satis-! factory collection of pictures andscenes about campus is built up. M • -i n- ss,;■,.SirWARM DISCUSSION,NO QUARREL, WASPACIFIC OUTCOMEContrary to previous reports, thePan-Pacific conference that was heldhere on Saturday, April 25, did notend in a quarrel. Discussions attimes became rather warm, accord¬ing to Harry Whang, one of theKorean delegates, but at no time didthey approach a serious fight.“The only time that I rememberwhen the discussion became at allvigorous was during the morningsession,” said Whang. “Then wewere discussing the bank system inKorea. I argued against it and theJapanese delegate, Mr. C. Taki,spoke in favor of it. The chairmanrefused me the chance to make a re¬buttal until Mr. Mazumbdar, theIndian delegate, asked him.”At the end of the argument, the! Japanese delegates expressed sym¬pathy for the Korean cause. TOWER’SFISH BRANDCOLLEGE COATSSNAPPY, SERVICEABLE WAJTERPROCFSGil the j/ro with College men\ \ \\ ra N \(YELLOW OR OLIVE)Sport Coats/YELLOW OR OLIVE)'tO’WEIt'sAJTOWEROQBOSTONmass aAre you"going into business”?FOR every man who is preparing forlaw or medicine, there are scores whoare thinking of the future only in indef¬inite terms of "going into business”.The Insurance Company of NorthAmerica has openings within its organ¬ization for several such men—men whowill join its forces with high standards ofpersonal achievement in business. Theseare not selling positions or insuranceagencies, but departmental positions inthe home organization and branch offices.Inquires are invited and will be prompt¬ly answered byINSURANCE COMPANY ofNORTH AMERICA3rd Cf Walnut Sts.Philadelphia•l*HTeresa Dolan DancingSchool1208 E. ftftrd St (Near Woodlawn)Bvginner*' Class—Mon.. T»e*. & Tburs.eveningsAdvance'!, with Orchestra Wed. andSaturdayTango—FridayPrivate leseons day or eveningTel, Hyde Tnrk 3080STEADY NERVES!To be successful in any game requires physical aswell as mental accuracy.Let BOWMAN’S MILK build up the stamina youneed in the game of life.Every drop fortifies. Drink plenty—every meal—every dayInsist onoiOWMANf^ZaAJRY COMPANYImilkCOLLEGE PORTRAITSWe pnotograph thousands of students every year. In fact wehave a school and college department, who know how tomake the kind of portraits so popular with students.The Gibson Studios32 So. Wabash Ave.LARGEST AND BEST EQUIPPED STUDIO IN CHICAGOTHE GRADE REFORMThe simplification of the gradingsystem, through the elimination of Eand minus grades, will be hailed bystudents and faculty alike as a ben¬efit. Practically no one will objectto the new plan or feel anything butjoy at its adoption.But both students and facultymembers may experience some incon¬venience and discomfort from the newsystem while it is in its early stages.For the first two or three quartersander the new regime, we imaginethat students will be unable fully torealize that the change is upon them.Schooled to think in terms of A-'sand B-’s, they will be unable to ap¬preciate that the boundary betweenand B under the new system isonly a hair-line and as easy to stepacross, perhaps, as the old boundarybetween B and A-. The man with aB average at the middle of the quar¬ter will be too likely to despair ofraising it to an A. “Straight A’s”have become so unfamiliar in acad¬emic life that the possibility of rais¬ing a mere B to that height is un¬thinkable. Similarly the C student,who would have worked for a B-, willnever dare aspire to a B, with halfof the quarter gone.On the other hand, the student who•retains his ambition for high gradeswill be also handicapped. For thefaculty, as well as undergraduates,will be unused to the big jumps thatseparate B from A, C from B. In theeyes of many of them, an A will berounted too high a grade for thestudent who under the present sys¬tem would have received A-; underthe new, then, he will be awarded aB. The A will tend to remain almostsacrosanct, to be doled out only tothe genius, while the hard workingstudent who formerly earned an A- !Average will find himself tending to¬ward the B class. The same effects iwill be visible all along the line.!Professors will find themselves be- igrudging A’s and B’s to class mem-!bers who now would get A-’s and B-’for the same work. And rather thanoverrate them a notch the consci-encious professors will underratethem by the same amount.But of course these irregularitiesare merely the growing pains of aprogressive growth. If students and [faculty join to familiarize themselveswith the implications of the simpli-jfied system, forgetting the old minusgrades, these momentary twinges canbe quickly soothed.ENGRAVINGPersonal Cards StationeryAnnouncementsWOODWORTH’S BOOK STORESPKCIAI, KATESMONDAY AND WEDNESDAYShampooing; socWaving 50cTHE JONES BEAUTYSHOPPE1I7S K. MttJl M.Hyde Park SMI The Shop ofPersonalServiceWhat Do You Want?A light shade Springmodel? A 3-button? A2-button? They’re allhere, in the patterns anddesigns that universitymen like.There is here, too, await¬ing you a cordial wel¬come from a staff trainedto serve college men.Also a desire to see yousatisfied, always.MOODY-WEBERHALLBERGClothes Shop17 West Jackson Blvd.Seen Shorty S elec man?He's on the campusoften. Also inour Store. “WAFFLYgooo "Let’s Eat Out Tonight”"Fine, Let’. Go to TheShanty”They’re having a specialsteak dinner with FrenchFried Potatoes, un every¬thing—cooked just the wayyou like it. Strawberryshortcake, hot biscuits, etc."Come on. Let’s go.”The Shanty Eat Shop1309 East 57th St.‘A Homey Place for HomeyFolks*sHOOSIERS WIN SLAB DUELMiller, Tie ken and Lytle Get Prep Meet JobsTHREE SUB-MANAGER JOBS CREATEDUNDER REORGANIZATION PUN; EIGHTSOPHOMORES MADE COMMITTEE HEADSMulroy Sets 2,000 Entries as Goal for Commission; StartWork at Luncheon in CommonsTodayEight sophomores were appointed tocommittee chairmanships on the 1925track interscholastic commission.These men will work in their respec¬tive positions under the supervisionof the three sub-managers who willhave charge of the committees.The hardest job of the lot goes toJohn Spence, invitation manager, whowill have charge of getting out thebids to 5,000 high schools and 800academies, as well as numerous spe¬cial invitations to leading prep ath¬letes in all parts of the nation. ReeseTrice will have charge of getting dopeon the meet into the newspapers, whileCharles Eckstein is to direct the pro¬gram.The old rushing committee is splitinto two organizations, a campusgroup, to have charge of the prepmenwhfle they are on campus, and a cor¬respondence committee. I he first willbe presided over by Bert McKinney,and the second by George Weimer.Other chairmen are as follows: Hous¬ing. Elliot Fulton; Publicity, WalterWilliamson; and Arrangements, JohnMeyers.All the committee heads are to meettoday at noon for the first interschol¬astic luncheon.Varsity to TakeDay off BeforePlaying YearlingsAfter the trimming the Varsity re¬ceived from the Indians ball teamyesterday, Norgren has postponed thegame with the freshman originallyscheduled for today until tomorrowto enable his men to rest before tack¬ling the yearlings. The freshmanhave been able to defeat the Var¬sity the majority of times in thepast three years and perhaps Norgieis afraid that they will add anothervictory to their string and wishes tohave time to drill his team in themysteries of inside base ball and outwit the frosh rather than take thechance that they will out hit them.Fritz is undecided whether to pitchZimmerman or Lott, but as both of(Continued on page 4)Freshmen and VarsityTrackmen in MeetTodayVarsity trackmen, returned fromDrake and Pennsylvania, will takeon the yearling cinder athletes thisafternoon in a twelve event meet,the main purpose ui which will beto determine what men will be se¬lected to run against Purdue inthe opening Big Ten meet of theseason Saturday. All \ arsity andfrosh runners are expected to takepart in the meet, and in additiona number of novices have signedup to participate.The following seven track andseven field events are on the card:100-yard dash, 220-yard dash, 440-yard run, high hurdles, low hurdles,half mile, mile, broad jump, ham¬mer, discus and javelin throws, polevault and high jump. The meetwill start at 3 o’clock. . Allen Miller, Robert Tieken andStuart Lytle. University juniors, wereappointed yesterday to the three bigsub-manager jobs for the 1925 trackinterscbolastic, it was announced lastnight by A. A. Stagg, director ofathletics. These three men, in co¬operation with Tom Mulroy. generalstudent manager, will have the job ofputting the coming meet “over thetop” and their jobs will be big ones,since Mulroy has set 2,000 entries asthe numerical goal toward which thecommission will work.The three positions to which Miller.Tieken, and Lytle were appointed arenew executive positions, created thisyear in connection with the wholesalereorganization of the Interscholasticcommission the general effect of whichwill be to put the big jobs on futurecommissions on a purely competitivebasis.Miller Heads Advance WorkThe sub-manager berths will out¬rank the old committee chairmen jobs,each of the juniors having two or threecommittee heads under his immediatedirection. Miller’s special job will beto direct the entire organization endof the meet, and to this end will havethe press, arrangements and invitation' committees in his charge.Tieken. as director of rushing, will! have supervision of the campus rush¬ing and correspondence rushing com¬mittees. Lytle’s job, known as pro¬motion manager, includes the direc¬tion of general campus publicity, man¬agement of the program and the hous¬ing committees.Starting with the present meet, theentire system of advancement towardthe job of general manager will bechanged. The sub-managers, alreadyappointed are juniors, and the commit¬tee chairmen, instead of being selectedfrom the Junior class as has been thecustom heretofore, will all be sopho¬mores. The committee men in turn,will be selected from the freshmanclass.Future Managers to Be SeniorsAfter this year, the general studentmanager will be a senior instead of ajunior, and he will be selected fromamong the three sub-managers of theprevious year. This means that eitherMiller, Tieken, or Lytle will run thetrack interscbolastic next year. Fur¬thermore. under the new plan, thegeneral manager for any given year,instead of being announced two orthree months before the meet, will bechosen for the next year, immediatelyafter the meet in which he acts as asub-manager is concluded. Plan Start of GolfTourney Next TuesdayAnother intra-mural sport will getunder way next Wednesday when theannual golf tournament starts withmatches on the Jackson Park links.Play will continue for at least twoand possibly three weeks at the endof which time the University cham¬pion will be declared. Two men willplay on each team, and prizes will beawarded both to the winning team,and to the player with low medalscore at the end of the meet.Entries for the competition willclose Saturday at the intra-muraloffice, following which schedules willbe drawn up and issued to all con¬testants. Match play will govern allcompetition.PLAYGROUND BALLGAMES 0. K. SAYSATHLETIC BOARD DOWN THE LADDER!By losing yesterday’s game, Ma¬roon ballmen dropped four rungsin the Big Ten ladder from anerstwhile third position to seventh.Here the Varsity will remain untilSaturday, unless Northwesterndrops its game at Purdue today.In this event the locals would tiewith the Purple for sixth. Thestanding:W. L. Pet.Ohio State 2 0 1.000Illinois 3 1 .750Iowa 3 1 .750Wisconsin 1 1 .500Indiana 1 1 .500Northwestern 2 3 .400CHICAGO 1 2 .333Minnesota 0 1 .000Purdue 0 3 .000Michigan 0 0 ....But Ineligible Players Aren’t,So Result’s All theSameChicago’s tangled intra-muralbaseball situation gathered anothersnarl yesterday when the intra-muralboard of directors met to decidewhat to do in the case of the earlyseason games which had been playedwith the small hall and long base¬lines, before the high window mortal¬ity caused by the lively sphere,brought a change back to the regula¬tion indoor ball and indoor rules. Af¬ter discussing the matter, the boarddecided in view of the advanced date,not to order a replay of games onaccount of the changed rules.A big joker was hung onto the de¬cision, however, and the result maybe to effect almost as many replaysas would have been necessary undera blanket order. The joker is in theform of an innocent looking provis¬ion permitting fraternities to protestgames in which their opponents haveplayed inelegible men. The result ofthis rule is widespread because underthe new eligibility rulings adoptedby the board this quarter, any manout for any Varsity sport is barredfrom all intra-murals. This rulingwas not generally understood at thestart of the quarter, and a largenumber of the fraternities played in¬eligible men without being aware oftheir action.If all those games are protested,practically every game played mayhave to be replayed. A notable ex¬ample of this situation is the case ofPhi Gamma Delta which used Aus¬tin McCarty as a pitcher until a(Continued on page 4) PSI UPSILON WINSHOTLY CONTESTEDNET MATCH GUBBINS HURLS BRILLIANT BALLBUT MATES FAIL TO DELIVER INFINCHES; VISITORS GET THREE HITSShivering Crowd Watches Locals Throw Away Two GoodChances to Score in Seventh and Eight Innings;Indiana Goes Hitless Six InningsGolfers Drill for Start ofTeam Tryouts Next TuesdayPopular interest in the good old, have been ranging from 73 to 83,Scotish pastime has brought out alarge number of University players,hopeful of winning places on thevarsity squad. Stiff competition andlow scores have marked the pre-seas¬on play, and chances for a champion¬ship calibre team seem high this yearacording to Capt. Hisert.Several men have displayed re¬markable form in their preliminarywork. Among these are Hisert, Dor¬sey, and iMiller, the veterans, andPatterson, Bates, Woolfolk, Kerr,Skinner, and Bartlett, whose games Olympia Fields and Jackson Parkaffording the courses of play.Official try-outs fo± the team areto start next Monday at Olynii laFields on courses number 'me andtwo, 36 holes of play. Entries forthe event may be made at the tee,and all entrants must report thereby 9:30. Pairings will be made atthe tee.The Maroon team has their firstconference meet on Saturday, May 9,when they shoot against the Boiler¬makers at Purdue. Psi Upsilon’s tennis team beat ZetaBeta Tau yesterday in one of the mosthotly contested battles yet played, 5-7,7-5, 12-10. The winning team wascomposed of Cowan and Bates whilekempiiei *Ttu' riexner were their opopponents. The Zeta Bete team tookthe lead at the start of the contest,winning the first set but could notwithstand the strong comeback of thePsi U duet.Levering and Frost, representing theChi Psis, to6k an easy game fromAcacia 6-2, 6-3, 6-2. The Acacia teamof Williams and Hancock were com¬pletely outclassed by their opponents.Phi Pi Phi won its way to the sec-om round matches when they laidlow the Sigma Alpha Epsilon team6-2 2-6, 6-2. Ness and Matiker play¬ing for the S. A. E.’s, made the out-cor le look doubtful when they admin¬istered a sound thrashing to their op-pot ents in the second set but the lat¬ter3 revenged this by defeating the S.A. E.’s with an equally high score inthe; final period. Kraft and Dingescomposed the winning team.^t 3:00 today, Tau Sigma Omicronwilj meet Tau Delta Phi, Delta Upsi-loniwill play Psi Upsilon and Phi Kap¬pa ; Psi will compete against SigmaChi. The Delta Kappa Epsilon-Kap¬pa Signja, Phi Beta Delta-Phi GammaDelta apd Beta Theta Pi-AlphR SigmaPhi contests will take place at 4:30.Tau Delts Go HitlessIn Game With A. E. PiHadler opened the indoor seasonfor A. E. Pi by twirling a no-hit no¬run victory against the Tau Delta Phioutfit. Tau Delta Phi put up a fairfight but couldn’t cope with the situ¬ation. Handler’s ability as a pitchercombined with the slugging of therest ofthe Alpha Ep squad ran upthe settp to the tune of 19-0. Onlyonaip&^j Delt reached first base on awalk, two others popped little flies,an<| the rest were fanned with ease.The result of this game may provethat the A. E. Pi outfit is likely to^iHBrdope an(* be contenders forhom to the Epsilon League. A real ball game was witnessedyesterday by the two hundred shiver¬ing fans who braved the chilly windsthat blow off Lake Michigan andshivered with the contesting teams.They saw the varsity lose a pitcher’sbattle to Indiana when the visitorsbunched the three hits that little ‘K.0.’ Gubbins wavered, and come frombehind in the eight to put over tworuns, enough to put the game on icefor them. Gubbins pitched the firstseven innings in great style, holdingthe visitors hitless and allowing onlytwo men to see first, both makingtheir trip because of donations inthe form of bases on balls. But thefatal eight was his Waterloo, for theonly hits collected by the visitorstvere bunched with a wild pitch thatdusted Moomaw on the ribs and push¬ed over two runs.Maroons Outhit OpponentsThe Varsity outhit their opponents,gathering six safe blows, but inabil¬ity to connect safely when hits wereneeded most caused this advantage tobecome negligable. The record start¬ed against Northwestern of playingerrorless ball was broken when R.Howell booted an easy roller. Whatlooked to be good opportunities to putover runs were wasted when in theseventh with the bases loaded, Cun¬ningham, who has been hitting safe-to produce. Again in the eight afterly most of the time this year, failedMarks, a pinch hitter had connectedsafely and advanced to third on Mc¬Connell’s sacrifice, Webster couldproduce nothing more than an tapto the infield and J. Howell flied out.Nevertheless, the type of ballplayed by the locals is encouragingand is drawing spectators, thingsthat were not very much in evidencelast year. Following is the play byinnings:Cunningham Nabbed at PlateFirst Inning: Indiana—Hall walkedand went to second on Druckmillersi sacrifice hunt. Kight lifted a high flyto Brignall. Moomaw fanned. Noruns.Chicago—Druckmiller went to deepshort for R. Howell’s fly. Hall threwout Macklind. Cunningham trippledto deep center, but was out trying toi stretch it into a homer. No runs, onehit.Second Inning: Indiana—Linkpopped to Cuningham. Niness fanned.Haworth flied to Webster. No runs.Chicago—Weiss fanned. McConnelllifted high to Haworth. Webster sin¬gled through second but died whenTobin threw out J. Howell. No runs,one hit.Gubbins Fans TwoThird Inning: Indiana — Tobinfanned and so did Woodward. Hall-bunted and was thrown out, Gubbinsto Cunningham. No runs.Chicago—Brignall hit through short,but was forced at second when Gub¬bins bunted. Howell hit to deep rightand went to third when Niness fum-(Continued on page 4) THREE HITS DID ITChicagoAB R H C ER. Howell, 2b 0 0 6 1Macklind, rf .. 0 0 0 0Cunningham, lb 4 0 1 7 0Weiss, rf ... 0 0 0 0McConnell, ss 4 0 1 '1 0Webster, c .... 0 2 11 0J. Howell, cf .. 4 0 0 0 0Brignall, 3b ... 4 0 1 3 0j Gubbins. p .... 3 1 0 4 0j Marks, If 0 1 0 0Total 1 6 31 1IndianaAB R H C E1 Hall, ss 0 0 4 0Druckmiller, 2b 2 0 0 7 0I Kight, cf 0 1 3 0i Moomaw, c ... 0 0 4 0j Link, If 1 1 2 0Niness, rf 0 0 1 0Haworth, lb ... 4 0 0 10 0Tobin, 3b 4 0 0 4 0Woodward, p . 2 1 1 3 0Lewis, rf 0 0 0 0Total 25 2 3 29 0Social Note:An increasing number of couplesfrom the University of Chicago arestrolling over to Windermere-Eastfur luncheons and dinners.OUTINGSBird Booksture Guides Road MapsFilms Bird GlassesTravel BooksWOODWORTH’S BOOK STORE Financial Note:“Combination Club Dinners’’ everyevening cost from 90c to SI .25—a la carte rates in proportion*)j(otelsWindermereUf -CHICACOS MOST HOMELIKE HOTEIS*hir hundred feet of terandas and terrace*fronting south on Jackson ParkTelephone: Fairfax 6000COWHEY’SMEN SHOPMEN S WEAR & BILLIARDSS. E. 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A DUN E—“Valu¬able Fossil Collection Is Added toWalker.” Seems as if a few moregraduate students have transferredhere. ,SCENES FROM LIFE“Well, now listen.” we pleadedmanfully, “C’mon tell us how youthink. Really, how do you like theWhistle since we have been writingit?”“Oh,” she retorted thoughtfully,“It’s—well, it’s—er—sorne of the con¬tributions are wonderful.” NOCTURNEIt was his night for a free date, thefirst in many moons. He was notparticulary thrilled by Ma’s pleasantl company and enlivening conversationas she sat with them in the livingroom. Therefore, when Ruth sug¬gested that he go into the parlor toplay their piano he was both enthu¬siastic and acquiescent. Ma, like allMa’s, listened closely for music, andwas pacified with a steady stream ofharmonies. Suddenly she heard a softvoice, “Why, dear, don’t you use bothhands?” And then Ma wondered whyshe couldn’t hear the piano!—TERRIBLE TURK.THE change in weather comingwith the distribution of the Coursebooks presents conflicting situations.The mercury, these days, shows a fewabove, while the other is apt to reveala couple below.POR QUE?Why should a college manRefuse to wear a hat?One might excuseThe drooping socksIf they should slipLow enough to throw himHeadlong to the pavement.Crushing his skull andSpilling his life’s bloodWith a pleasant soundLike rain in summer;But it’s a fearful thingTo have him free to roamHatless through the streetsFrighteningLittle childrenAnd tethered horses.—Monmouth.So’s Your Old Man)ear Toik:With a personal investigation I havescertained the reason for the post-onement of the annual and insane"iddley-Winks Tournament betweenie stiffs of The Circle and Thehoenix.“The tournament was to have beenclose one, yelled’ Baird of thehoenix, “But we refused to enternder such conditions if Oppenheimsed that free Glo-Co on his head,.nyhow if we played I have confi-ence that we would win on accountf our stronger forces. The Literatif the Circle are signally absent-linded, and there js nothing withinie to keep me from thinking that the)ppenheim cohorts will mistake ourhips from theirs and thereby win ourvvn game.”Mr. Oppenheim was characteristic-lly reticent concerning the outcomeif the struggle. “This year’s Black-riar show.” he admitted, “is the fun- | Want AdsFOR RENT—Prettiest cottage inDunes, by month or season, one-halt"mile east of new Gary Park. Com¬pletely furnished. Address Maroon of¬fice or Box O. Fac. Ex.WANTED—A young lady to sharelarge front room with same. Reas. If.P. 8145. Near Univ.FOR RENT — Room and privatebath for gent; $5 a week. Call Midway7678 after 1:30. Mrs. P. H. Seymour,5747 Dorchester Avenue.FOR RENT OR FOR SALE—10-room brick house, 2 baths and lav.Near I. C. and U. of C. Call Midway7678 after 1:30. Mrs. P. H. Seymour,5747 Dorchester Ave.FIRST CLASS TABLE BOARD—Private home, limited number. Rates.$8 per week. Tel. Midway 4034.5529 Drexel Ave, 2nd apt. (Continued from page 3)bled, Gubbius scoring. Macklipd wasout, Kail to Haworth. Druckmillerthrew out Cunningham. One run, onehit, one error.Link Fouls NineFourth Inning: Indiana—Druck¬miller walked. Right flied to Cun¬ningham. Mooinaw strolled and bothrunners advanced on a passed ball.Link struck out after fouling nine.Niness fanned. No runs.Chicago—Tobin threw out Weiss.Druckmiller threw out McConnell.Webster singled over short. J. How¬ell was out, Tobin to Haworth. Noruns, one hit.Fifth Inning: Indiana—R. Howellwent to short center for Haworth’sfly. Tobin and Woodward fanned.No runs.Chicago—Briguall was called out onstrikes. Gubbins popped to Hall. K.Howell strolled. Macklind flied out toNiness. No runs.Sixth Inning Indiana—Hall walked.Druckmiller bunted a high fly to Gub¬bins. Right was safe on R. Howell’serror. Moomaw skied to Cunning¬ham. Link was out, Cunningham unassisted. No runs, no hits, one error.Chicago—Right went to the fencefor Cunningham’s drive. Weiss fanned.McConnell dumped a Texas leaguerover second. Webster forced M*C6»-nell. No runs, one hit. *Seventh Inning: Indiana—Nines'whiffed for the third time. Haworthflied to R. Howell. R. Howell went toshort right for Tobin’s fiv. No runs.Maroons Fill BasesChicago—J. Howell fled to Right.Briguall fled to Link. Gubbins strolled.R. Howell was hit by a pitched ball.Macklind strolled, filling the bases.Cunningham flied to Lewis, who hadreplaced Niness in right. No runs.Eighth Inning: Indiana—Woodwardhit over second for the first hit offGubbins. Hall sacrificed, Gubbins toCunningham. Druckmiller fanned.Right doubled to right, scoring Wood¬ward. Moomaw was hit by Gubbins.Link singled, scoring Right. Lewis flier to Cunningham. Two runs, threehits.Chicago—Marks replaced Weiss andled off with a single through short.McConnell sacrificed and Marks took| third when Tobin was asleep. Wood¬ward threw out Webster J. Howellwas out. Druckmiller to Haworth. Noruns, one hit.Ninth Inning: Indiana—Haworthj popped to Brignall. 'robin flied to R.Howell. Woodward fanned. No runs.Chicago—Brign; II was out on a highflv to Link. Gubbins skied to Druck¬miller. R. Howell was hit by thepitcher. Macklind was easy for Tobinand Haworth. No; runs. PHI DELTA UPSILON PLEDGESPhi Delta Upsilon announces thepledging of Diana Richards, of Tulsa,Oklahoma, and Dorothy Jared of LaGrange. III.PLAYGROUND BALL GAMESO. K. SAYS ATHLETIC BOARD(Continued from page 3)story in the Maroon sporting sec¬tion, printed two weeks after theseason had opened, informed themthat their pitcher was ineligible. Un¬der the ruling adopted yesterday, allgames in which McCarty played maybe protested, and upon protest will beordered replayed.The ruling, however, does not effecta replay without a protest havingbeen made. NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERSAny subscriber who does not re¬ceive his copy of the Maroon before10 a. m. is requested to call The DailyMaroon, Circulation Department,whereupon his copy will he sent outin the 11 o’clock delivery. Seven Women Namedto Swim With AlumnaeSeven women swimmers have beenchosen as an Honor Team to plungewith the alumnae in a swimmingmeet on Wednesday at 7:30, May 6,in the Ida Noyes tank. A regularprogram of swimming events is plan¬ned.The Honor swimmers arc. LeCount,Scheen, Voss, Laflih, MacMurtrie,Robbins and Monilaw. Entrants forthe alumnae have not yet been an¬nounced.MEMORIESPhoto Albums Scrap BooksMemory Books PennantsPillows BannersCollege JewelryWOODWORTH’S BOOK STORE PHI KAP PLEDGESPhi Rappa Sigma announces thepledging of Harry Rittenhouse, Jr., ofChicago.VARSITY TO TAKE DAY OFFBEFORE PLAYING YEARLINGS(Continued from page 3)them were members of the froshcourt squad, they both know what itfs to trim the varsity and should beable to draw on experience when try¬ing to turn them back again. Nor-gren has not annouced his slabman asyet, but either J. 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