*A<nOI9?5 MW: i ^ rr *v «T«f»r 'r* ■:■ ; ■• * t*1*’ :v:44 if” • •••;’ r f* »:• r' -1 >•./ f.. *• • . '• ■ • i * •• / -',1' *-n v r 4Ext raVol. 24 No. 88 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, MONDAY, MARCH 9, 1925 Price 5 CentsPLAY “Pick Greek, Non-Greek Cage ChampSIX FRATERNITIESREMAIN IN FIELD;ELIMINATE NOWUniversity Championship ToBe DeterminedTomorrowThe most closely contested basketballseason in the history of the Intramuraldepartment will draw to a close whenthe winner of the Class A fraternityleagues will meet the non-fraternityPhi Kappa Psi, Delta Tau Delta,Lambda Chi Alpha, and Psi Upsilon arethe four teams left in Class A, and twoof these will be eliminated today whenLambda Chi Alpha meets Delta TauDelta and Psi Upsilon meets Phi KappaPsi. The winners of these two gameswill meet tomorrow to determine thechampionship of Class A. In Gass BTau Sigma Omicron and Psi Upsilonwill meet tomorrow night to decide .theclass B championship.Represent 48 FraternitiesForty-eight teams were entered in thebasketball tournament this year . Inclass A there were thirty teams, and inB there were eighteen. The entries weredivided into leagues of six teams eachand the winners of first and secondplace in each league played in the semi¬final rounds. The league winners andrunners up were:CLASS A Alpha League, Phi KappaPsi. Sigma Nil, Beta League. A. T. O.D. K. E., Qa’mma League, Delta TauDelta, Psi Upsilon, Delta League, DeltaSigma Phi, and Kappa Nu, KappaLeague, T. K. E. I^ambda Chi Alpha.CLA$§ B, Alpha League. Psi Up¬silon, Delta Sigma Phi, Beta League, Al¬pha Delta Phi, Tau Sigma Omicron,Gamma League, Sigma Alpha Epsilon,Phi Sigma Delta.The University cliampion will receivea large silver basketball and the playerswill each receive gold medalcttes. Therunner-ufr will receive a large loving cupand silver charms will be given to theplayers. The winners of each leaguewill also receive small cups.Approximately four hundred and fiftymen participated in intramural basketballthis year and there were over three hun¬dred games played. Out of three hun¬dred games, sixteen were forfeited. ENGINEERING THE REVIEWyLeft to right: Dr. Molander, Intramural adviser; Kimball Valentine, Intramural chairman;ard Briggs, Intramural secretary; Paul Cullom, manager of Intramural review.TOUCHBALL DRAWSHUNDREDS OF MENThirty-six Teams Compete inFight for League TrophytHIRTY TEAMS RIVALSIN HANDBALLPLAYThirty teams, comprising six leagues*were entered in the Intramural Handballtournament. Seventy men competed inthe “ round-robin ” league games. Fiftyof the seventy men were fraternity rep¬resentatives and twenty were eithermembers of independent non-fraternitygroups.Throughout the play, which startedFeb. 5 and ended Feb. 26, the Stadiumcourts were used. Sigma Nu, Phi Kap¬pa Psi, Kappa Nu and Tau Sigma Omi¬cron were the winners of their respectiveleagues. Sigma Nu eliminated Kappa Nyiri the Greek finals, 19 to 21, 21 to 3,21 to 6. All matches were played withtwo-man teams.In the non-fraternity organizations, theMidway athletic club and Elson-Gets-man were the victors. Elson-Geisman,independent, by defeating the Midwayathletic $.lub, entered the finals withSigma Nu. Curtain and Koerber ofSigma Nu by consistent playing wonthe championship of the University,however, by the scores of 6 to 21, 21 to3, and 21 to 20. Kappa Nu, by defeatingthe Midway athletic club, forged intothird place. Five hundred and seventy-five menparticipated in Intramural touchball lastfall, according to figures released by theIntramural department yesterday. Ofthis number, 460 were fraternity men,and 115 independent.The report released by the Intramuraloffice shows that twenty-eight fraternity,four independent, and four graduateteams competed in seven leagues. Thecontest lasted from October 28, whenthe first games were played, to Nov. 25,when the winners were decided. Due tomany ties for the league championshipsthe semi-finals and finals were delayed,says the report, and the closing date waslater than originally scheduled. ,The winners in each league are as fol¬lows :The Independent league, Macs.Alpha league—Sigma Alpha Epsilon.Beta league—Tau Kappa Epsilon.Gamma league—Phi Gamma Delta.Delta league—Delta Upsilon.Epsilon league—Delta Sigma Phi.The semifinals for the Universitychampion resulted in the final game be¬tween Delta Sigma Phi and Tau KappaEpsilon. Delta Sigma Phi won, and waspronounced the University champion.V j W‘ro.The photographs on page 3 of thisissue were taken by Edward Be^tzian,many of whose pictures have formerlyappeared in The Daily Maroon. Four Men GiveReport of Workin Past SeasonIntramural athletics under the di¬rection of Dr. C. O. Molander havegrown rapidly from the embryonicstage of last year’s unorganized com¬petition to the highly organized meetsnow being held. As an improvementover the inter-fraternity games of lastyear the Intramural department nowoffers athletic competition to everyman in the University. Non-fraternitymen now have a change to show prow¬ess which had heretofore been over¬looked.Dr. Molander appointed KimballValentine general manager of intra¬murals and Howard Briggs as sportsecretary. This group in turn ap¬pointed student maqagers to super¬vise the meets and determine the valid¬ity of protests. Paul Cullom, Fallsports manager, took charge of thegolf, touch football and horseshoetournaments; and is manager of theRevue. Graham Hagey, Winter sportsmanager, had charge of the basketball,bowling and swimming meets. H. A.Miller, Spring sports manager, isscheduled to manager the playgroundball, tennis and track and field events.The erection of the field house willafford additional space for Intramuralactivities, according to Cullom. Manyindoor sports which are not feasible InBartlett gymnasium will be introducedin the new field house, which will becompleted during the spring and sum¬mer. Thus the new branch of Intra¬mural Athletics will have new scopefor its phenomonal progress. REACH FINAL ROUNDIN BOWLING MATCHAlpha Sigs Meet RomansThis AfternoonStagg, Norgren and Eck HeadOfficials of Winter Sport ReviewOfficials for Thursday’s athletictournament have been announced as fol¬lows: For field and track events, A. A.Stagg, Honorary Referee.Timers: Tom Eck, Chief timer; Dr.Dudley B. Reed and A. A. Stagg, Jr.Finish Judges: Fritz Crisler, chiefjudge; N. H. Norgren, Johnny Weiberg,Dr. Molander.Starter: J. Johnson.Clerks: G. Hagey, chief clerk; Geo.Weimer, Davy Miller, Milton Hayes,John Wallace, assistant clerks.Order and scoring clerk: John Howe.Announcers: Seward Covert, andWilliam Widdell.Scorers: Kimball Valentine, chiefscorer; L. Meyer, Olef Cthristenson, Carlander, Leigh Farwell, Charles Erickson,James Howe, assistant scorers.Floor physicians: Drs. Reed and Mo¬lander.Wrestling manager: Gordon Ebert Basketball referee: Fritz Crisler.Basketball umpire: Harold Stein.General Manager: Paul Cullom.Batmen At PracticeIn Spring Vacation“During Spring vacation baseballpractice will be held on Stagg fielduntil the temporary field across theMidway is finished,” said Captain“Red” Cunningham. The woodenbleachers are stHl on the diamond andwill remain there until plans forerecting the new field house have beendefinitely made. For this reason thenew field is being prepared and willbe used after Spring vacation. Allcandidates for baseball team areurged to attend practice held duringf spring vacation, This year’s Bowling tournament wasthe most successful, perhaps, of anywhich have ever been run off. The fra¬ternity entrants numbered over twenty,While the Independents entered fourcracker jack teams in the race. In theAlpha league the Phi Sigma Deltasnosed out the Kappa Sigs by one point,thus winning the championship.In the Beta league, the championshipwas not so closely contested as AlphaSigma Phi was able to leave the LambdaChi Alphas several points behind. TheChi Psis easily won the Gamma leaguefor the A. T. O.’s had not yet hit thestride which carried them through thesemi-final rounds.The Delta league was the scene ofmuch action, as the Acacia bowlers hada hard time to down the Phi Psis byfour points. The Romans had but littlecompetition in the Independent league,and won the title very easily.A. T. O. Beats Lambda ChiThe semi-final matches were playedon an elimination basis, the team havingtotal high pins won the match and ad¬vanced in the tournament. Iii the firstsemj-final match the A. T.O.’s, led byPhil Barto, swamped Lambda Chi Alpha.The following day Alpha Tau Omegaagain won, beating Acacia by only eleven(Continued on page 4)WRESTLING TOURNEYDRAWS GREEKSTO MATSeven wrestling events, a part of theprogram of the Sport review Thursdaynight, will determine the wrestling win¬ner for the quarter and the review. Thepreliminaries are to be held Tuesdaynight, leaving only the last matches forthe review.Most of the entrants in the wrestlingcard so far are fraternity men, but sev¬eral other organizations have enteredmatmen, and several free lances are out.This will be the second wrestlingmatch held under Intramural supervi¬sion. The mat match held* during theFall quarter was an Intramural project,and has approximately 70 men enter¬ed. It was won by Alpha Tau Omega,who led the Lambda Chis by one point,the final score being 12 to 11.The weights in the wrestling card runfrom 117 pounds to the 177-pound class,and the heavyweight class. This largerange allows a numbers of entrants fromevery fraternity and organization oncampus, and Cullom, the Sports reviewmanager, expects this event to be oneof the most hotly contested in the meet WINTER INTRAMURALSREACH GRAND CLIMAXMore Than 380 Men Have Entered Already; 28Relay Teams Are Part ofLine-UpTIME SCHEDULE7:15, Heavyweight wrestling cham¬pionship. High jump.7:25, Six-hundred-yard run.7:28, Wrestling, 177-pound class.7:30, Organization relay—Delta TauDelta vs. Phi Sigma Delta.7:35, Club swinging exhibition — E.Quinn.7:38, Organization relay—Delta KappaEpsilon-Kappa Sigma7:40, Special event.7:45, Organization relay—T.K.E. vs.Tau Delta Phi.7:48, Wrestling, 147-pound class.7:50, Organization relay—Tau SigmaOmicron vs. Delta Sigma Phi.7:55, Boxing exhibition.7 :58, Organization relay—Maroons vs.Metropolitan.8, Wrestling, 137-pound class.8:05, Dueling exhibition.8:10, Fifty-yard dash.8:15, Special event.8:20, Organization relay — Phi BetaDelta vs. Beta Theta Pi.8:23, Wrestling, 127-pound class.8:25, Fifty-yard low hurdles.8:30, Organization relay—Phi Pi Phivs. Phi Kappa Sigma.8:32, Wrestling, 117-pound class.8:35, Organization relay—Acacia vs.Alpha Delta Phi.8 :38, Three-hundred-yard dash.8:40, Organization relays: Kappa Sig¬ma vs. Delta Upsilon; Phi Delta Thetavs. Alpha Tau Omega; Sigma Chi vs.Phi Kappa Psi; Delta Chi vs. Psi Upsi¬lon ;; Lambda Chi Alpha vs. Phi GammaDelta, and Sigma Alpha Epsilon vs. Sig¬ma Nu. 18:50, Class A basketball.9:30, Presentation of trophies.BADGER BLACKFRIARS’PLAY IN LOCAL SHOWUniversity of Wisconsin studentswith their campus production “Ivan-Ho,” corresponding to the UniversityBlackfriars production, will be in Chi¬cago April 13 at the 8th Street the¬ater, according to a release from Madi¬son.This is the 27th annual productionof the Badgers, which they claim willlive up to their famous slogan, “Allour girls are men, yet everyone alady.”Announce VictorsOf Golf TourneyKerr and Patterson, playing forAlpha Delta Phi took honors froma group of fifty-nine entries in thegolf tourney last fall. The Phi SigmaDelta team composed of Fried andZolla won second place with a scoreof 160, composed to the 158 scoredby the Alpha Delts. Individual hon¬ors went to Joe Lellewer who hada low medal score of 76.Because of the failure of the SouthPark Commissioners to grant thepremised playing time, several teamsdid not get to complete their schedule.A similar tournament will be run offthis spring with proper arrangementsand a correct toukrstanding with theSouth Park C$n Mtiissioners. By Reese H. PriceCulminating the last two quarters’ in¬tramural sports, the Winter Sport re¬view’ which takes place Thursday, Mar.12, will be in the nature of “ The Olym¬pic Meet of Chicago.” A completeround of track events, the wrestling fi¬nals, class A basketball finals, and exhi¬bitions in boxing, fencing, club swing¬ing, gymnastics, and other special fea¬tures go to make up the grand programwhich justifies the name.This round of sporting events underone program, with inter fraternity andinterorganization competition for pointsunder the Intramural point system, is thefinal scene of athletic contests for theWinter quarter. The final matches ineach different intramural sport are tobe played off, and the trophies and med¬als for the University champions are tobe awarded. The largest and most beaut¬iful cup of the whole intramural pro¬gram is to be given to the winner of thereview.Entries Tell the TalePaul Cullom, the student manager ofthe Winter Sport review, believes thatthe entries, up to the present date, showan enthusiastic interest in the subject.“ We have already received entries plac¬ing more than 380 men in the variousevents of the meet, and besides these,there are entered 28 relay teamsof four men each. These entries comefrom fraternities and men’s organizationson the campus.” Even though the listis not complete, there are more thanenough men entered to make the meeta complete success and to create an in¬terest in intramural evertts on campus,which has hitherto been lacking.Dr. Molander, who is the faculty mem¬ber of the Intramurals department, hasbeen backing the review from the start.The idea for the whole program was ob¬tained from the work put on every yearat Ohio State. The intramural reviewor a sports carnival is held there andnually, and for the last eight years hasbeen accorded an attendance and en¬thusiasm by the student body that isony surpassed at the most importantConference games. As a): Qhio State,many fraternities and clubs have signi¬fied their intention of attending thereview in a body.Prelims First NightThe preliminaries for glff the trackevents, which include fifty-yard’ dash,— J 1 t ir 11 /SAAfifty-yard low hurdles, 300-yard run,600-yard run. one mile run, high jump,and shot put, are to be run off Tues¬day night, so that the crowd Thursdaynight will see only the finals of allevents.Gold, silver, and bronze medals areto be awarded to the first, second, andthird place winners iri each event re¬spectively, and for the individual Highpoint man of the Review a 14K goldmedal is to be given. Second aridthird high point men will also receivemedals.These trophies constitute a displayof two dozen cups that filled the win¬dow of the University bookstore lastweek. They include among otherawards the finest cup that has everbeen offered in Intramural sports atthe University.REFERRING YOU TO PAGE 3Pictures of winning teams and run¬ners-up in the several Intramuralsports, are to be found in the Pictorialsection on page 3. ' 1Page Two!> Batin MaroonThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Sunday andMonday during the Autumm, Winter antfSpring quarters by The Dally MarooiCompany.Entered as second class mall at the Chi¬cago Postofflce, Chicago, Illinois, March13. 1906, under the act ot March S, 187*.Herbsrt C. DeYoung ...Business ManagerOffices Ellis 1Telephones:Editorial Office Midway 0800Business Office Fairfax SS22Member ofThe Western Conference Press Association, News Editor for day,Allen HealdMONDAY, MARCH 9, 1925BETWEEN THE WALLSThough there is more to be done inIntramural work, this spring, theAthletic Revue to be held Tuesday andThursday of the present week is reallythe culmination of the efforts of theIntramural managers. According topresent figures, some 450 men, includ¬ing members oi relay teams, are enter¬ed. Most of these men have competedin Intramurals, outside of the work inthe Carnival, and none of them aremen who have made the varsity teamsin the sport concerned.That means, practically, that thenumber of men actively competing inathletics has been increased by moresince not all the participants in Intra¬murals will be in the Carnival. TheIntramurals Department's accomplish¬ment in so increasing the number ofcompeting athletes in the Universitycan hardly be overestimated. In viewof the fact alone that Intramural com¬petition will naturally bring out andde .’elope some good varsity material,the Department’s work is valuable.It has other points that are commend¬able. Some time ago the Marooncommented on the number of bleacherathletes, who considered it a condes¬cension for them to attend games; itis probable that actual competitionwill wake up the said athletes to arealization of just how much theVarsity men are doing for the Uni¬versity.The students, too, who are genuinelyinterested in athletics cannot all be onVarsity teams. Intramurals gives op¬portunity to students thus debarredfrom competition. Athletics help bal¬ance the all-round education that col¬lege life gives. Intramurals, by in¬creasing the opportunity for athleticcompetition make themselves an im¬portant part of our scheme of educa¬tion.It has become trite to say thatsound body makes a keen mind. In¬tramural athletics offer opportunitiesfor exercise and consequently makefor a better health and intelligenceaverage among students. We recom¬mend that all the student body at¬tend the Revue. Tntramurals shouldbe continued and they deserve encour¬agement. They indicate a step for¬ward in the athletic policy of the Uni¬versity which will increase in valueas time goes on.Frosh Cagers ShowForm In PracticeCoach Fritz Crisler’s freshman jcage squad are giving the varsity!some strenuous practice every after¬noon. The yearlings look like themost polished that have reported in Iseveral years. There is plenty of jweight and reach evident in the men.The first team includes the crackshot, George Lott, who is the Camp¬bell Dickson of the team. Herger,formerly of Oak Park, and John Mc¬Donough of Interscholastic fame aretwo of the most finished guards thata college team could desire. Thenthere is Eddy of Lindblom, Zimmer-mah, Stevenson of Elkhart, Ind.;Lewis—Hal’s brother; Stan Young,another Indians giant; Farwell, Glea¬son and Johnson of Hyde Park,Rouse of Lindblom—besides manyother promising potential numeralwinners. THE DAILY MAROON, MONDAY, MARCH 9, 1925DOES COLLEGE RUINDINNER? PERCYTHINKS SO!“Our colleges are ruining hundredsof good plumbers and hundreds ofgood cooks, too,” said Percy Marks,author of “The Plastic Age,” in histalk on “Youth in the Jazz Age” at theUniversity of Michigan. Mr. Markshas evidently never visited the Horneeconomics department Institutionaltraining branch of this Universitywhere Miss Cora C. Colburn has turn¬ed out caterers who have charge ofthe commons at Kentucky, Tennessee,Nebraska, Wisconsin, Iowa and Col¬umbia Universities.“I don’t think that the present gen- Krogh Runs RaceVs. Nurmi TonightTonight under the auspices ofthe Milwaukee Athletic club, EgilKrogh, ex-captain of the Maroontrack team, will run a mile and ahalf match race with Nurmi, theFinnish superman. Krogh ranagainst Nurmi and Ritola at Louis¬ville, Ky., last week but was de¬feated as were the rest of a galaxyof stars assembled there.eration is headed for the rocks,” hecontinued. “The present generationhas rotten manners, if you call them manners, but otherwise there is nofault to be found. Most o1 them willdegenerate into dull and staid citizenssoon enough.”“An education is a matter of learn¬ing to live—anyone can earn a living.Earning a living is not very difficult,but getting happiness out of living fsa different thing. A college man won’tfind perfect happiness, of course, butwe will get a whole lot more thanthe non-college person. What youget out of college are ideas — ideasabout yourself and your neighbor, de¬velopment of the desire for beauty—that subtle thrill of life—and you gainknowledge of yourself, your purposein life, and the feeling for beauty.”“College men are valuable after theygo out into the world to work, because they can talk about something elsebeside the product they are selling. Theaverage non-college man has no out¬side interests, while the college manacquires a taste in living.”“The thing I damn most in the jazzage,” he added! “is that it has thrownout the silver with the dishwater; thatyouth has lost the grace of living.”“Most of the college students don’thave an idea of why they are here.The men usually have and that it isto earn money, and I am quite surethat the women don't come here be¬cause they feel the life of a pedagogueso great that they can’t live withoutit.”WINTER Carson Pirie Scott & CoMen’s ApparelNew Suits, $50The Popular Gray Shades^There’s style in the colors and cut of these suits that,onc^tfiby are seen, will meet with swift approval withmen and young men. And the style is “tailored in” ina way that means real service.Many have two pairs of trousers. Single and double-breasteds; two and three-button styles; smart new pat¬terns; mixtures, stripes, solid colors. $50.toi> Spring T op-Coats$35 $50-j^hey are the first of the new stocks for spring—grays,lavenders, blues, tans, browns, plaids, herringbones—whatever a man likes most in his light weight coat. Nat¬ural fitting shoulders, patch pockets, self collar, silk lin¬ings. They are great values at $35 and $50. Men’s ImportedBroadcloth Shirts$2.45A fabric popular becaiiseof its serviceability. And wellmade—in our own work¬rooms. In solid colors andw hite. Sizes 14 to 17. $2.45.Men’s PajamasSpecial, $1.95Of serviceable cotton fab¬rics, smartly trimmed — aw'ide variety for selection.Sizes 15 to 18. $1.95.■>.ij Men’s Store, first and Second Floors, South. Men’s New CravatsSpecial, 85cBright-looking bias stripedpatterns, in dozens of differ¬ent patterns and colorings.The price is remarkably lowfor these qualities.Men's Hosiery6 Pairs for$2*50 and $3*50This splendid full-fash¬ioned mercerized cottonhosiery is reinforced at toes,heels and soles. Special pricesin the purchase of six pairs,$2.50 and $3.50. pQii.Coach"It’a theBerries”A REX CAP Style in which CampusLeaders everywhere are finding sat¬isfaction. A small shape but not ex¬treme. Sold at the best stores.REX CAPScan be had atMarthall Field ft Co. The HubM. L Rothschild Browning, Kin* ft Co.and other leading merchants.REX CAP COMPANYCHICAGOUSE YOUR PASSWEDNESDAYand FRIDAYCOLLEGE NITESGet a Date ForThis WednesdayAnd Come Up toA RestaurantWith CollegiateAtmosphere,Wonderful Music,And DeliciousCuisine.Our SpecialsSuggestion No. 1Club Sandwich andCoffee 75cSuggestion No. 2Ham Sandwich andCoffee 50cSuggestion No. 3Ham and Egg Sand¬wich, Coffee . . 50cSuggestion No. 4French Pastry andCoffee 25cPershingPalace64th and CottageGrove Ave.Dave Peyton’sSymphonicSyncopatorsUSE YOUR PASSREVIEW THURSDAY NIGHT!ThreeTHE DAILY MAROON, MONDAY, MARCH 9, 1925Winners of Intramural Sport Events for Year 1924-25Photo by BezazianThe Alpha Tau Omega basketball team, who won first place in last Winter’sIntramurals. Photo By BezazianThe Delta Sigma Phi touchball team winners in the Autumn quarter, 1924.They defeated Tau Kappa Epsilon in the final game. 575 men——400 Greeksand 115 independents—took part in this sport. Photo By BezazianRobert Koerber (left) andJames Curtin, who won thehandball tournament for SigmaNu.Photo by BezazianThe Tau Kappa Epsilon touchball team, runner-up in the Autumn quartergames. William Kerr (left) and ArtPatterson, golf champions.They comprise the AlphaDelta Phi golf team.Photo By Bezazian Photo by BezazianParker Hall (left) and Wendel Bennett, In¬tramural tennis champions for the Autumnquarter, 1924.Photo By Bezazian The Alpha Tau Omegawrestling team, champions inthe Autumn quarter, 1924.They led over Lambda ChiAlpha by one point; eleven totwelve was the final score.Photo by BezazianThe Delta Kappa Epsilon swimming team champions for the Winter quarter.Photo by BezazianThe Midway Athletic club horseshoe pitchers, champions in the Autumnquarter. Photo by Bezazian '‘SfJ IThe Sigma Nu playground-baseball team, champions in the Spring quarter,1924. Danceto the MusicofTHE BARBARY COASTORCHESTRA(of the Opera Club)Directed by“Spike” HamiltonEVERY FRIDAYEVENINGat theHYDE PARKHOTEL51st and Lake Park Ave.“The really smart placeto go.”Informal$2 Per Couple1510 E. 56th St.Midway 0864/ISpagPage Four the daily Maroon, MONfoAY, march $, iVi$We wonderIf oneCan callA guyWho takesHis girlTo seeThe fraternityBasketball gamesA bona fideIntramural Sport?!!!Th* Atletic Carnival, coming as aculmination of a season’s activities intouchball, basketball, handball, horse¬shoes, and the rest, seems to furnishample testimony to the fact that mostof us are determined not to let suchinconsequential matters as studyingand final exams interfere with our col¬lege education.It would be a pleasure as well asa matter of duty to make some crackabout “spring hab cob” in today’s col¬lection of persiflage, but the weather,like high school pledges, simply can’tbe trusted. Hence we offer insteadthe following commentary on 1:30classes:He—“Let's cut class,”Heel—“No, I can’t—I need thesleep!” Reed Expects Campus HospitalTo Improve First Aid ServiceYou Can Wear Five DisguisesMerciless Mohammedan:The trouble with this school is tha«they give all the good breaks to thefraternity guys. Here they go andput up a sign about the Athletic Re¬vue. and advertise that we can enteras individuals. That’s all right, butgee. I’m only good in the relay races!—Vox Pop.Of course it is not ethical to do it—but we feel constrained to point outthat ‘finals’ are not concerned onlywith basketball, at this time of theyear.“Oooh.’’ he groaned, as he softlyeased himself on the sofa pillows, “I’llsay these intra-fraternity games pro¬mote tender feelings!”Sure, He Probably Played With theAvon FourDear Turk:I think they must have played bask¬etball in the days of Shakespeare, orwhy else would Macbeth have re¬marked': “Ay, there’s the rube”?—MongyWho Is This Contributor?Dear Turk:So they are really going to havethe revue of 1925 here next week.The way collegians patronize com¬peting revues downtown about theleast Kim can do will be to have thewoman’s swimming team strut a fewpaces. (In uniform.)Paul Cullom is not only a poli-ician.He has also a command of good Eng¬lish. Some one asked him about thecoming festivities and he was dignityitself. “Yes,” he said pompously, “Itwill be the best fiasco of the year.”Writing a Whistle about IntramuralSports, Turk, is like preaching a ser¬mon in favor of Hell. We flunkedEng. 5 on account of Class B basket¬ball and helped the old fraternity totake fifth place in the league. In fact,we are given the entire credit for thisspectacular showing.Well, as the Dean said in addressingthe girls on petting parties,Yours For Clean Sports,—All-In.The above contribution really showspromise. This All-in person Will haveto be encouraged. With this repre¬sentation of his ability, however, wefeel that he easily proves his reputa¬tion as the second best of the 1925crop of wind artists.—TERRIBLE TURK.Teresa Dolan DancingSchool1208 E. 63rd St. (Near Woodlawn)Beginners' Class—Mon., Tues. & Thurs.eveningsAdvanced, with Orchestra—Wed. endSaturday.Tango—Friday. Private lessons day or evening\ 1 Tel. Hyde Park 3080 Today, Dr. Dudley B. Reed, Uni¬versity Health Officer, takes the fore¬front writing on “Student HealthService.” His article is sixth in aseries of articles being written byprominent members of the facultyespecially for The Daily Maroon.Dr. Reed entered the University in1911 with the title of Assistant Pro¬fessor of Physical Culture. He wasappointed to his present position in1915. He is president of the Amer¬ican Physical Education Association.BY DUDLEY B. REED, M. D.,University Health OfficerThe Student Health service at theUniversity was started upon its pres¬ent basis in 1912 when a committee onhealth and sanitation was appointedby President Judson to have genera!supervision of such matters in theUniversity. This committee now con¬sists of Prof. E. O. Jordan of the De¬partment of Hygiene and Bacteriology,chairman; Prof. Carlson of the De¬partment of Physiology, Dr. James R.Greer of the Rush faculty, Dr. W. J.Monilaw of the University HighSchool, the woman physician of theUniversity, and the health officer whoacts as secretary and executive officer.The committee is responsible under thePresident and Board of Trustees forall policies related to the health of theUniversity, and it directs the work ofthe woman and man physician whoactively represent it in the colleges.Examination EducationalThe health personnel, in addition tothe persons mentioned, includes anurse in the women's dormitories onthe campus whose duty it is to carefor cases of illness there, a nurse withheaquarters in Ida Noyes hall who isavailable to make calls upon womenstudents in the dormitories off thecampus, and in rooming houses in thecampus neighborhood giving such ad¬vice and nursing care as may be need¬ed, and a laboratory assistant locatedin Ricketts laboratory.From the first the committee hasbeen actively interested in measuressafeguarding health and preventing dis¬ease as well as in the care of studentswho are ill. feeling that such measuresare not only most economical, butmost educational. It may be of interestto specify some of the activities of theHealth service along this line. First,medical examinations are made of allentering undergraduates during theirfirst two weeks of residence, and ofall graduates who desire it. Re-exami¬nations are made at any time they arerequested, including such examinationsas are required for Civil service posi- and from two to six hundred student®a year receive the three inoculationsrequired.All University employees who han¬dle food in the kitchens or diningrooms are examined to detect possibletyphoid fever carriers, and the sameservice is offered for the cooks in fra¬ternity houses, although it has beentaken advantage of but rarely.The city drinking water and thewater in the two swimming pools isexamined for bacteria twice a week,and the sterilizing equipment for thepools is operated in accordance withthe findings. If the city water is con¬taminated, the University filteringplant is put into operation to aid inpurifying the drinking water on thecampus.The health officer is responsible forthe needful precautions against thespread of communicable disease andfor the hospitalization of cases of suchdisease when necessary.Need More EquipmentLack of staff and equipment in theway of a hospital or infirmary has pre¬vented the adoption of the system ofcomplete care of ill students which ob¬tains at an increasing number of otherinstitutions. It is hoped that the newhospital and dispensary will be a helpin this regard. In the meantime thehospitals of_the city and the practicingphysicians of the neighborhood aredepended upon for the medical care ofstudents ill enough to be confined totheir rooms. The medical officers areprepared to give first aid. advice onhealth matters, and such treatment ascan be done adequately in the offices.They will gladly assist students infinding competent physicians for caseswhich they are unable to handle, in¬cluding specialists of any kind, andthis has seemed, in the past, to be avery useful function. In cases of stu¬dents who are working their way, it isalmost always possible to obtain theadvice even of the best specialists ata very moderate charge. During recent years an average of about fortystudents a day have consulted themedical officers.The Health service is not yet whatit should be, but it is somewhat uniquein that what is done is provided by theUniversity without any student feesuch as is charged at institutions witba more extensive service. Are Slicker BacksCharacter Indexes? give before the club will be a compari-and Euripides lack are found in Strind- _berg,” said Mr. Braslick. . son of Ben Hecht’s "Fantazius Mal-The next review which BrAslick will I laire” to Shapespeare s Hamlet.“There’s no individuality in the backof a yellow slicker,” say the studentsof Oregon Agricultural college. Audibecause these Students feel that theirindividuality must have an outlet evenin so triyal a matter as a raincoat, theyhave hit upon the brilliant plan ofornamenting the backs of their slick¬ers with many-hued designs of curi¬ous shapes and forms. According tothe “Daily Barometer,” the campus ona rainy day presents a kaleidoscope ofstrange and wonderful coloring andunadorned yellow slickers are now’ ex¬tinct.COMMON SENSEANTIQUATED—WILT EUROPE and Return$155 and upStudents - Teachers — Artiststions or teaching positions. Specialexaminations are made of all men par¬ticipating in intercollegiate athletics,and of all women participating in com-petetive athletics and sw’imming, atthe beginning of each season. Aboutfive thousand examinations are madeduring each year.Examine Frat CooksVaccination against smallpox is re¬quired of undergraduate students, andis urged upon all. Such vaccination isdone without charge by the medicalofficers, and the total cases are ap¬proximately four hundred a year. Pro¬tective vaccination against typhoidand paratyphoid fevers is also offered REACH FIHAL ROUNDIN BOWLING TOURNEY(Continued from page 1)pins in an exciting game. Phi SigmaDelta bowled unusually well and defeat¬ed the Chi Psis in another close match.The Kappa Sigs were defeated by theAlpha Sigs in a match which left noquestion as to the latter’s supremacy. Inthe third round of the semi-finals theAlpha Sigs lengthened their string ofvictories by beating Phi Sigma Deltaand won their way into the final matchwith the Romans. The Romans out-bowled the A. T. O.’s who were very er¬ratic throughout the whole match. Al¬pha Sigma Phi and the Romans willplay the final match for the Universitychampionship this afternoon.i "I have no use for common sense,”said Prof. Napier Wilt of the Englishdepartment, in his address to theLiterary Club last Tuesday evening.“In order to be modern now-a-daysyou must have a dislike for commonsense, optimism, and romanticism,” hewent on to sayThe subject of Prof. Wilt’s talk was“The Attitude of the Twentieth Cen¬tury American Literature Toward theAmerican Literature of the NineteenthCentury.” He praised Whitman andThereau. “Thereou was an anarchistprimarily,” he said, “and not a loverof nature; Whitman wras appreciatedby people whom he disliked.”“Melville is the greatest Americanpessimist zecause he believed thatmorality, Christianity, and woodnesscannot pay,” said Prof. Wilt. “He iscomparable with any of Europe’s greatpessimistic products. Christ, accord¬ing to Melville, did more harm thangood', because His philosophy was toobig for this world to grasp.”Hans Braslick, a member of the or¬ganization, praised Strindberg’s work,“The Dance of Death,” in his reviewwhich he gave before the club. “Thetouches of tragedy which Shakespeare This special 1925 excursion rate, offered to travelers in ourimproved third class [Tourist Section}, New York to South¬ampton and return, places an enjoyable and profitable trip toEurope within the reach of all. For a few dollars additional,passengers may proceed via Cherbourg or Hamburg. Person¬ally conducted tours in England, Ireland, France, Germany,Belgium, Holland, Switzerland and Italy at inclusive ratesof $325 upward may be arranged.lavMtlcate now! 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