®K BaOp iHaroonNo. 24 Vol, 87 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, MARCH 6, 1925 Price 5 CentsCAPACITY CROWD SEES PLAYS TONIGHTCANDIDATES FORTRIPLE ELECTIONGIVE ACTIVITIESOpen Polls In Ida NoyesTuesday From 9 to 4Announcement has been made bythe three campus women’s organiza¬tions, Federation, W. A. A., and Y.W. C. A., of the activity lists of thecandidates who will take part in theelection oi officers to be held nextTuesday.TRe Executive Council of the Fed¬eration of University Women has se¬lected as candidates for junior posi¬tions, Alta Cundy, of the Y. W. C.A. Social committee, Sign and Sickle,chairman of Settlement Night and amember of Mortar Board; ElizabethLe May, managing editor of the Capand Gown, Federation sponsor, Y.W\ C. A. committee, Gargoyles, IdaNoyes advisory council, W. A. A.,and associate editor of The Circle;Mary Monilaw, Federation sponsor,W. A. A. board and member of Eso¬teric; Priscilla Taylor, Federationsponsor, captain Y. W. C. A. financeteam, Settlement Night team andmember of Pi Delta Phi.Federation NamesThe sophomore candidates chosenare: Catherine Boettcher, Sign ofthe Sickle, Federation sponsor, Y.W. C. A. second cabinet, SettlementNight committee, and member ofSigma; Elva Brown, Federationsponsor secretary, Y. W. C. A. Cam¬pus and Community committee, andmember of Delta Sigma; HarrietKeeney, secretary of the Sophomoreclass, associate editor of the Cap andGown, Federation sponsor, Y. W. C.A. committee, W. A. A., SettlementNight and member of Quadrangler;Dorothy Kennedy, Maroon 1, Secondcabinet, Settlement Night committee,Federation sponsor Sign of theSickle; Joy Veasey, president of theFreshman Women’s club, freshmanleader Interclass Hop, Federationsponsor, Settlement Night committee,(Continued on page 2) Ex-Convict and HoboHead Debate HereAn ex-convict will debate withthe leader of a hobo college nextMonday when John Loughmandebates with Dr. Ben Reitman onthe question: “Resolved that theUniversities rather than the agi¬tators are doing more to teachthe public the truth about re¬ligion.” They will debate at themeeting of the Freshman Forum,Monday at 3:30 in Cobb 110-A.Prof. Merrifield will preside.The debate will be followed byan open discussion of the subjectwhich will be lead by Prof. Mer-rifieid. “I mean by agitation,”explained Dr. Reitman, “thepreacher and others of that kind.”COMPLETE PLANSFOR CONFERENCEWill Discuss Means of INAUGURATE NEWRUSHING SCHEMEFOR CAGE MEETPlan Organized Cheering;Accompany TeamsFrom FloorRaising $17,500,000ETA SIGMA PHI HOLDSROMAN BANQUETTONIGHTA classical atmosphere, secured bythe use of Greek and Roman cos¬tumes, food and entertainment willpervade the annual Roman banquetof Eta Sigma Phi, the undergrad¬uate Classical club. The banquetwill complete the Winter quarter ac¬tivities of the club, to be held tonightat 6:30 in the sun parlor of IdaNoyes hall.Greek and Roman costumes, a menuwhich is strictly Roman, and a clas¬sical entertainment, is promised byLambert Case, .president of the club.The graduate students and the fac¬ulty of the Greek and Latin depart¬ments have been urged to attend thebanquet dressed in togas and Greekrobes; like costumes to lie worn bymembers.The tables will be decorated in pur¬ple and gold, the colors of the club,and purple candles, set in great cop¬per candelebra, will be used to illu¬mine the room. Following an oldclassical tradition, it is planned tohave a skull in the middle of thetable, to remind the revelers thatthis life is short, and that, in orderto get the full benefit of it we musteat, drink and be merry while wemay, according to Mona Flanders,who is in charge of decorations.Dancing will follow the regularprogram. Tickets for the banquetare on sale by members of the clubfor seventy-five cents. All studentswho are interested in classics havebeen urged to be present. Final arrangements have been com¬pleted for tomorrow’s meeting ofUniversity alumni and campaigncommittee chairman, according to astatement made by the Alumni coun¬cil last night. They will come fromall parts of the United States in or¬der to formulate plans for a nationalcampaign to raise $17,500,000 as abuilding and research fund for theUniversity.The program will be in charge ofThomas Hair, ’03, former chairmanof the Alumni council, and is ar¬ranged to bring back memories ofold-time campus days to the return¬ing alumni.Stagg and Tufts to SpeakThe great need of the extensivecampaign will be portrayed to themby such men as A. A. Stagg, athleticdirector; James Tufts, vice presidentof the University and head of theDepartment of Philosophy, and DeanErnest Hatch Wilkins.Adolphe Pierrot, secretary of theAlumni council, will present his playskit, “Sign Here,” in which old timestars of the Dramatic club in thedays of ’17 will take the leadin'roles.Give BanquetSaturday evening a banquet at theQuadrangler club will conclude thecampaign meeting. Herbert P. Zim¬merman, general chairman of theAlumni campaign committee, will in¬troduce President Ernest DeWittBurton, Athletic Director Stagg, andT. W. Goodspeed, former manager ofthe University faculty. These threemen will give final talks in the be¬half of the campaign.A three-reel alumni motion picturewill conclude the day’s schedule. Organized cheering and' the accom¬paniment of teams off the floor byprominent athletes will be innovationsstarted this year by the Rushing com¬mittee during the Interscholastic Bas¬ketball tournament.The outstanding point that the com¬mittee is working out is that of or¬ganized cheering for the visitingteams. With the help of William Kerr,head' cheer leader, tryouts for nextyear’s cheer leading team will be atthe games from 2 to 5, and from 7 to10 every day. Each leader will pick ateam before the game and will ask thestudents in his section to lend theirsupport.“ This plan will work only if thestudents will give up their own fan¬cies for the sake of the school anagive their support to the team thattheir cheer leader chooses.” saidThomas Mulroy, chairman of the com¬mittee.The other principal plan that willbe followed out will be to have promi¬nent athletes escort the teams to thedressing room after every game. Inthis way. congratulations or console-ments can be offered to the teams, andbetter fellowship will result.Entertainments, as afternoon movie iparties, sight-seeing tours through the jUniversity .and fraternity rushing for 'the University as a whole, will be incharge of the Score club. Pondelik TacklesSome Finer ArtsJoe Pondelik a canvas artist?Few were aware of the athlete’sasthetic abilities until last night,when the All - American guardtacked up a painting in the LambdaChi living room.The brothers, believing it to bea costly copy of one of the greatmasters, thanked' Pondelik andwondered how much he had gonein debt.“Michael Angelo? I should saynot,” laughed Charles Pondelik,younger brother of the guard.“ That’s one of Joe’s paintings ofthe North woods. It isn’t nearly asgood as the dozen or so which wehave out home in Cicero.”GREEKS PLAY LASTOF BRIDGE TOURNEYTau Delts, Betas, Zeta BetsLead FieldStart Fund ForPortrait ofFreundCall Meeting OfCouncil CommitteeA personnel committee of the Un¬dergraduate council has been appoint¬ed by Kenneth Laird, president, toassist the council in the tabulation ofstatistics which have been receivedfrom the student body. The followingmembers are requested to meet withJack Abraham, chairman of the com¬mittee, today at 3:30 in Ellis 2:Abner Berezniak, Gifford Hitz,Charles Eckstein, William Dodd, Fred¬erick Jones, Norman Adelson, Lafay¬ette Marsh, Claude Swanson, PhilipGlickstein, John Gerhart, VirginiaHarvey, Elizabeth Gordon, RebekahGreen, Mary Harvey, Eleanor Wil¬kins, Ruth Boyd, Elizabeth Linn, MaryTabor, and Katherine Rose. A portrait fund has been startedin the Law school for a painting ofProf. Ernest Freund to be placed inthe reading room of the Law build¬ing. This is the third step in theplan to eventually have a picture ofevery professor in the Law school.There are at present, portraits ofDean J. P. Hall and Prof. F. Mechemin the Law school reading room. TheLaw School council is backing thisproject and Chairman Ziskind im¬ports that the alumni have alreadyraised their quota of $1,500. Theamount to be raised by law studentsis $500.Prof. Freund is well known in ad¬ministrative law and has also writ¬ten the recognized best book on po¬lice power.Miami Head ToLecture On ArtPresident Raymond M. Hughes ofMiami University, Oxford, Ohio, willlecture Tuesday, March 10, at 8:15o’clock, in Mandel hall on “AmericanUniversities and American Art,” inthe William Vaughn Moody Lecture¬ship Series.All friends of the University areinvited to attend this lecture. Notickets will be required.There will be a SPECIAL EX¬TRA EDITION of THE DAILYMAROON Monday, Mar. 9. Sub¬scribers should call at regular dis¬tribution places. Deliveries will bemade as usual.L. NEFF,Cir. Mgr. Leaders in the InterfratemityBridge Tournament will enter thefinals for the tournament winnerearly next week. The winners ofeach league will play with the otherwinners in preliminary contests nextWednesday and the final game willcome at the end of the week it wasannounced yesterday by Robert Koer-her, manager of the contests.In the Alpha League, Tau DeltaPhi leads the field with six victories.The Beta League race is becomingkeener as the leaders fight for firstplace. Sigma Nu and Pi LambdaPhi are tied for first with the restof the field close behind.Betas Get Clear VictoryThe Gamma league race has beenwon by Beta Theta Pi with sixstraight victories. Their victory wasnot so easily won as the results seemto indicate, the winner being closelypressed in many of the games.Zeta Beta Tau leads the DeltaLeague with six victories. The teamwon its last victory last night witha defeat over Delta Kappa Epsilonwhich is now tied for second placewith Alpha Delta Phi, both havinglost one game and won five. Thevictory last night was won with twostraight rubbers by the Zetas whowere represented by Ted Schimbergand Ralph Kempner. Acacia alsoconceeded a game by forfeit to ZetaBeta Tau, giving them a practicalwin over their league, according toa report by the manager of the con¬test.“ Keen Competition ”“Competition is growing keen,”said Koerber last night, “now thatthe finals are approaching. Cooper¬ation among the Greek organizationshas been excellent this year,” he con¬tinued, “and more interest has beenshown in Interfraternity bridge thanever before on the campus.”Present Vodvil BeforeFrosh Women’s ClubVodvil skits and stunts will be pre¬sented by W. A. A. members at ameeting of Freshman Women’s club,Monday. Mar. 9, at 3:30 in ine theatreof Ida Noyes hill. Last quarter’s ini¬tiates to VV. A. A. will perform thestunts and sketches.Members of W. A. A. have been in¬vited to attend the performance aswell as all Freshman women. “ Thefame and success of the stunts givenpreviously by W. A. A. art advertise¬ments in themselves,” said Mary Har¬vey, in charge of the affair. “ All wedo is to urge women not to deprivethemselves of so interesting an enter-•tainment.” DRAMATS GIVE TRIPLEBILL IN MANDEL HALLSell 1,000 Tickets to Break Record Of DramaticAssociation; Present VariedProgramGLEE CLUB TO SINGAT TIVOLI THEATREUniversity Pictures to Be Shown atSeveral PerformancesPlans for appearance of the Uni¬versity Glee club at the Tivoli theweek of April 6, were definitely con¬cluded with the signing of the con¬tract last Wednesday. The Glee clubsang a few numbers before the produc¬tion staff of Balaban & Katz lastweek. Mr. A. J. Balaban and Mr.Cambria were very much pleased withthe performance, and will soon de¬cide the selections to be rendered thefirst week in April. “ The Ti’voli or¬chestra will accompany the Glee clubon one or two numbers and the com¬bination should make a big bit withthe audience,” said Ralph Larson,president of the club.Three Performances DailyThe contract calls for three per¬formances a day, one in the afternoonand two at night, with five on Satur¬day and Sunday. The Tivoli plans tohave several strictly University nightsduring the Glee club’s visit there. Aft¬er the concert, Bill Kerr and SewardCovert will lead a short cheering ses¬sion. Plans have also been made toshow pictures of the University life, inparticular of the Chicago-Ulinois foot¬ball game. The Glee club will beshown in a one-reel act which will bedisplayed a week before their appear¬ance at that theatre.Tomorrow at 7 the Glee club willsing a few numbers before the meet¬ing of the Alumni Campaign commit¬tee at the Quadrangle club.Science Baffled By“Test Tube”MysteryWonders of science are many andvarious, but who would have thoughtof the original idea of putting awoman in a test tube? Aleda Miller,a student in Kent Chemical Labora¬tory, attempted the impossible, butmanaged to get only one finger in.To her consternation and embarrass¬ment she was unable to pull it outagain.It happened this way: Miss Millerhad just finished an experiment, andwas passing the time away whilewaiting for a friend when she un¬consciously poked her finfer downinto a test tube. She tried to pull itout—no success. She tried again—still no success. In embarrassmentat her foolish position she hid theobject of her humiliation in herpocket and managed to solicit Dr.Hellerman’s aid. In an obscure cor¬ner of the laboratory they used allthe coaxing and forceful methodsthey knew of—but no luck. Thefinger refused to yield.After an hour of frantic labor dur¬ing which the majority of the oc¬cupants of Kent had managed toform an audience (all of whichcaused the victim to wish she were inChina), the tube was finally brokenoff with disastrous results to thefinger. Dr. Hellerman then dismissedthe class on the grounds that a newtype of accident had occurred. A capacity crowd will witness thethree plays, “ Double-Cross,” “Tomor¬row,” and “The Epic Cure,” whichwill be presented tonight at 8:30 inMandel hall. Over one thousand tick¬ets have been sold, establishing a rec¬ord in the history of the Dramaticassociation. Fraternities ana' clubshave purchased blocks of seats, boxeshave been reserved for the elite of thecity, and the individual sale is unprece¬dented, according to Seward Covert,sales manager.“ Double-Cross ” is the first playwhich is to be given. It is a story ofthe “other half”; of their loves, hates,and tribulations as interpreted by Mr.Van Zant.Priscilla Ferry Takes LeadPriscilla Ferry takes the lead, play¬ing the part of a girl who rooms onNorth Clark street. Miss Ferry hasgained considerable prominence incampus vaudeville productions, and in“ Mary the Third,” which she playedlast Spring. She is supported by JackStambaugh, well-known campus dra-roat, and Fred Law, football hero oflast year and treasurer of the Seniorclass.“Tomorrow,” written by Mr. Co-tant, is the second one-act play on theprogram. Tt is a story of Americanmountaineers and their lives. It willbe presented by a group of men andwomen, all of whom have won distinc¬tion in dramatic circles. „“ Epic Cure ” Last on BillThe third presentation will be “ TheEpic Cure,” a typical Octavus Roy Co¬hen story burlesqued for the stage byRobert Howell, in which Howell willshow that he knows something aboutwriting plays as well as batting three-baggers. The principal parts are tobe played by Seward Covert, WilliamKerr, Weir Mallory, and EllwoodGaskill.FACULTY SPEAKERS INFINAL PLEA FORDRIVESpeakers, from the faculty, whohave been speaking to audiences allover the country on the Universitycampaign drive for seventeen andone-half million dollars, will redoubletheir efforts during next week beforethe campaign starts on March 24.President Burton will leave againnext week for an extensive tour inNew York, Pittsburg, and Cleveland.Besides President Burton, who willreturn Saturday for a brief rest inChicago, Coach Stagg will leave onMarch 14 for Philadelphia and othereastern cities. Dean James HaydenTufts will return Monday from atour of many large cities. DeanErnest Hatch Wilkins, who has beenin Baltimore, will return tomorrow.Announcement was made yesterdayof the tour to be taken by WilliamC. Reair, principal of UniversityHigh, who will go to Fort Wayne,Texas. Miss Katherine Blunt is tomake a tour of three weeks in Mis¬souri and Kansas. Prof. A. F. Carl¬son will leave March 21 for Montanaand other western points. The nextCampaign Extra will contain lettersfrom distant alumni and also willhave news of the success of the com-paign to date, the publishers an¬nounce.. IHUI , ...Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MARCH 6, 1925g flailii fflaronnThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Sunday an<?Monday during the Autunrn, Winter antSpring quarters by The Daily MarooiCompany.Entered as second class mail at the Chi¬cago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March13. 1906, under the act of March 3, 1S73.Herbert C. DeYoung ...Business ManagerOffices Ellis 1Telephones:Editorial Office Midway 0800Business Office Fairfax 5522Member ofThe Western Conference Press AssociationNews Editor for day,Milton KauffmanFRIDAY, MARCH 6, 1925DISPARAGING LECTURERSA day or two ago, in connection withthe speech of Dr. Ben Reitman on the“ shallow and aristocratic ” collegesystem, The Maroon mentioned thehabit common to some writers of mis¬representing universities in general.Fictionists and lecturers, reformersand ex-convicts, all seem to think thatuniversities and the university systemas a whole are fair game for their at¬tacks. The fad was started, we think,by Upton Sinclair in “ The Goose-Step”: F. Scott Fitzgerald carried’ iton. And after them, the deluge—botho fmoralizers and of fiction writers.It became the rage to write muck-rak¬ing novels, to investigate conditions,and to write disparaging sketches, allwith colleges and college life as thetargets.The devilish part of these writersand lecturers and their work is thefact that they invariably put sometruth into what they say. But aroundthat truth they build a running tissueof misconstruction and distortion,which, in the end, makes the truthmore of a lie than any out-and-out fic¬tion.If lecturers are going to lecture andfictionists to Actionize about universi¬ties, let them stick to undistortedfacts. After all. the universities canget along beautifully without the lec¬turers’ attentions. But if, as we say,the lecturers must lecture, let thembe fair to the objects of their discus-Candiates For Triple Elec¬tion Give Activities(Continued from page 1)Sophomore council, Sign of theSickle, and member of Sigma.Announce Y. W. NamesAt a meeting of the Y. W. C. A.cabinet Monday afternoon, candidatesfor executive offices were chosen. Thewomen nominated for president are:Elsa Dahl, first and second cabinetof Y. W., Student Friendship Fundcommittee; Helen Wooding, first andsecond cabinet of Y. W., Federationsponsor, Cap and Gown woman’seditor and W. A. A.Women selected as candidates forvice-president are: Lois Gillanders,Junior Woman’s editor of The DailyMaroon, Y. W. first cabinet, vicepresident International Students as¬sociation, and member of Phi DeltaUpsilon; Louise Wietzer, Y. W. firstand second cabinets, Sign of thcjSickle, l ederation sponsor, and mem¬ber of Wyvern. Women competingfor the position of secretary are:Eleanor Hughes, Y. W. first and sec¬ond cabinets, Westminister Founda¬tion cabinet, student advisory coun¬cil and member of Chi Rho Sigma;Winifred Williams, Y. W. World Fel¬lowship committee, Y. W. second cab¬inet, W. A. A., Gargoyles, WesleyFoundation cabinet, Settlement Nightteam Ida Noyes Advisory council,and member of Deltho. Candidatesfor treasurer are: Helen Liggett,Membership committee of Y, W., sec¬retary of second cabinet of Y. W.,Junior Executive council, Gargoyle,and member of Wyvern; KathleenStewart, Y. W. second cabinet, Meet¬ings committee, vice president West¬minster club, and Presbyterian coun¬cil.V/. A. A. Nominees GivenW. A. A. nominees chosen to com¬pete for the office of president are:Adelaide Ames, secretary and treas¬urer of W. A. A., vice president ofthe Junior class, Federation sponsor,Tarpon club, class and honor teams-hockey, basketball and baseball,Sign of the Sickle, and member ofMortar Board; Eleanor Fish, record¬ing secretary of W. A. A., vice presi¬dent of the Western club, Federationsponsor, Ida Noyes Auxiliary, classand honor teams—hockey, basketball,..horse-back riding, and member ofPhi Delta Upsilon.Candidates for the position of vicepresident are: Dorothy Bock, W. A.A. board, manager of balloon salesat Wisconsin game, Y. W. C. A.committee, class and honor teams—hockey, baseball, and basketball; Isa¬belle Gorgas president of Tarponclub, chairman of Chicago Night,baseball representative, honor, classand college teams. The two womennominees for treasurer are: Mar¬garet Joseph vice president of Tar¬pon club, secretary of Gargoyles,Dramatic Association board, honorand class teams—hockey, baseball andbasketball; Frances Lawton, Y. W.C. A. committee, honor and classteams—basketball, baseball, hockey,and member of Quadrangler. Thechoice of a secretary will lay betweenBeatrice Nesbitt, Y. W. C. A. com¬mittee, Wisconsin luncheon, W. A. A.board, hockey representative andmanager of Wyvern; Mary Wright,secretary Freshman Women’s club,W. A, A., bridge manager, Univer¬sity choir, Tarpon club, basketballand hockey.HUMAN BODY WORTHLESS THAN ITSCLOTHESDid you ever stop to think whatyour body was actually worth incomparison with your own flatteringopinion about the matter?The answer is—exactly sixty-three cents, according to a state¬ment made in the ‘New York Times.’There is fat enough in our bodies tomake seven bars of soap; ironenough for a medium sized nail;sugar enough to fill one shaker; andlime enough to whitewash a chickencoop.Jerrems Clothes AreNot Just for a SeasonThe Problem ofYoung Men’sCLOTHES—is one we have given agreat deal of thought to—and we really feel theJerrems organization is theideal place for discriminat¬ing young men.NEW SPRING FABRICSARE NOW INExceptional Values,$65 to $110Bannockburns : : TweedsLearoyds : : MartinsEnglish WorstedsJosiah France, Etc.RIDING BREECHES- - and - -KNICKERSORDER THEM NOW!FORMAL — BUSINESS- - and , - -SPORT CLOTHES324 South Michigan Ave.(McCormick Bldg.)7. N. 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Stackhouse, Mielster11 a. m., “Parable of the DyingGrain of Wheat.”8 p. m., Dramatized Story, “FactsAre Stubborn Things.”Students cordially invitedGENERAL BLECTRIC COMPANY SCHENECTADY NEW YORK USE YOUR PASSWEDNESDAYand FRIDAYCOLLEGE NITESGet a Date ForThis WednesdayAnd Come Up toA RestaurantWith CollegiateAtmosphere,Wonderful Music,And DeliciousCuisine.Our SpecialsSuggestion No. 1Club Sandwich andCoffee 75cSuggestion No. 2Ham Sandwich andCoffee 50cSuggestion No. 3Ham and Egg Sand¬wich, Coffee . . 50cSuggestion No. 4French Pastry andCoffee 25cPershingPalace64th and CottageGrove Ave.Dave Peyton’sSymphonicSyncopatorsUSE YOUR PASSMAROONS IN TUT WITH MICHIGANi OHIO STATE WINS TITLEIF THEY BEAT HOOSIERSNorthwestem-Iowa Only Other Conference GameFor Tomorrow; Purdue Play* Illinois atUrbana TonightThe question of the Big Ten bas¬ketball title conies to a crux tomorrownight when Coach Oleson’s Ohio Statequintet plays Indiana on the Hoosiers’own floor at Bloomington; Ohio Statecannot possibly lose a part of thechampionship, but if the Hoosiersshould defeat the Buckeyes, a contin¬gency that is very likely, they willhave a good chance to approach a tie.Norgren's downtrodden Maroonsmeet the Michigan team tomorrownight in a game which will have noeffect on the Conference standings,though the Maroons will go to thefarthest extent to corral another Con¬ference victory before they meet thePurple here in their final game nextWednesday.Substitutes UsedAll of the Maroon substitutes arelikely to get into the two remaininggames, as the only thing for Norgrento do is to build up a uucleus of ex¬perienced men for the 1926 season,when, with the addition of an excel¬lent Freshman team, the Maroonsought to acquit themselves better. Ab¬bot, Sackett, Alyea. Weiss and Bartawill be the five men to face the Michi¬gan team, though Gordon Marks, whoplayed the best game of any of thenew men against the Gophers, andMcCarty and Barnes will all see ac¬tion. Marks, of late, has turned intoone of the best prospects for nextyear’s team of any of the Sophomores;in less than three months, he has beenshifted from a forward position to thatof guard, and learned it well enough tostand up against Conference competi¬ tion.Michigan will put up against theMaroons a lineup which will bestrengthened by the return of “Red*'Cherry, one of the best guards of theConference, to the game. Cherry hasbeen out of the battle for two gameswith an injury, but will be ready toface the Maroons tomorrow. In addi¬tion, Capt. Haggerty, and Chamberswill fill the forward positions; Doylewill play center, and Landre the otherguard.Northwestern Meets IowaOther games for tomorrow nigh*are the Nortlnvestern-Iowa battle atIowa City, a game which Iow’a oughtto win, though Northwestern has beenrising in the Conference during thelast two games, especially after theirsecond defeat of Minnesota, and shouldgive the Iowans a good run. thoughthat team put Illinois completely outof the running in their game last Fri¬day.Illinois will have to meet the Purplein their second consecutive game withthat team at Urbana tonight. LastFriday. Purdue gave Illinois its worstbeating of the season with a 31 to 18defeat, and ought to repeat again tonight, even though they are playingon the Ulini’s home grounds wherethat team always does its best. CoachRuby’s men have found hard goingduring the last few games; at the be¬ginning, they were the surprise of theConference, with seven straight vic¬tories in as many starts; but thev blewup according to prediction, losing toIndiana, Purdue and Iowa for threestraight. Purduer* Get GamesBy BasketgraphPurdue has been using a basket-graph, a machine that operates ina manner similar to that of thegridograph, to show play by playdetails of Conference games. How¬ever, it is declared that the operatormust be especially cool and fast ifthe crowd is to receive any enjoy¬ment. It is exceedingly difficult toget every detail in the basketgraph,although more than two thousandwords were broadcast on a certaingame. Radio broadcasters have en¬countered the same difficulty inmaking the game sound and looklike a Board of Trade summary.SWIMMERS MEETILLINOIS MERMENDorf and Harkins LikelyWinnersThe chances for a Maroon victoryover Illinois in the swimming meet tobe held at Champaign tomorrow night,are fairly good, according to CoachMcGiMivray, coach of the swimmingteam.Coach McGillivray said the follow¬ing men ought to have a good chancefor firsts in their respective events:Capt. Dorf in the fancy diving event;Noyes in the 50 and 100-yard swims;Harkins, in the 'breast stroke; andMarkley in the back stroke. Even withthese victories he does not expect theMaroon tankers to have a walk-away,but anticipates that the final result willdepend on the second-place points inone or two events.The Maroon water basketball team,by virtue of its decisive victory overPurdue last Saturday, is conceded theedge over the downstaters.You canChooseA Positionsuited toyour ability—If you use the HERALD ANDEXAMINER VOCATIONALBUREAU. Every day Uni¬versity of Chicago studentsfind positions through ourservice. Whether it is a parttime job or full time positionyou desire, we can help you.Mr. Hoyt or Mr. Andersonwill take care of you person¬ally.Hera Id and Exam inerVocational BureauRoom 212 326 W. Madison St. NSmARTLY dressed men in thestyle centers of the world knowthere is no substitute for a Stetson.STETSON HATSStyled for young men SOPHOMORES WININ WOMEN’S TANKMEET YESTERDAYJuniors Second, Seniors Third,Freshmen LastThe sophomore swimming squadscored a decided win in the secondtank meet yesterday, shpving backthe juniors to second place with to¬tals of 35 and 29 points each. Thirdhonors went to the senior crew, scor¬ing 25, and trailed by the 18-pointfreshmen yearlings.First place in five events werecarried off by the Soph tankers, Mac-Murtrie taking the lead in diving anda 20-yard dash. Two firsts and threeseconds fell to the juniors with Vosand Monilaw starring. The seniorswere noly a few points behind, plac¬ing first in one and second in fourevents. Robbins started with a winby plunging 49 feet in the prelimin¬ary, and Evans and LeCount scoredin the dashes and diving.At the end of this meet the totalpoints for each team were: sopho¬mores, 64; juniors, 57; seniors, 49,and frosh, 44. Another meet willdecide the championship.The line-up of the squads consistsof eight for each class. The senior Kenwood, Drexel WinWomen’s BasketballPlaces in the inter-dorm baskettourney were definitely decidedWednesday night in the last twotilts of the season. Drexel estab¬lished her claim to third place bya 19-11 win from Greenwood andKelly was downed 12-6 by theKenwood squad.First honors for Green Hallwere confirmed when this teamgrabbed a seventh win last week,and Beecher drew second placewith a string of six victories. Onemore loss dropped the Drexelquintet to third.An issue game is slated for to¬night at 5 to decide the claims ofGreenwood for fourth place. PHI PSI, LAMBDACHI, PSI D WININ INTRAMURALSsquad members are: Boynton, Clark,Evans, Fitzgerald, LeCount, Massee,Rawson and Robbins. On the juniorlist: Brew, Harshman, Monilaw,Nordlund, Reilly, Slingluff, Stockingand Vos. The winning sophomoresplashers include Chelsea, Foster,Laflin, Linn, McCracken, MacMur-trie, Schoen, and Wyant, and theyearlings are Alder, Annan, Bobbitt,Farrar, Kresse, Linn, Pierce, andStarr.1 1 Subscribe toTHE DAILY MAROON Tau Sigma Omicron Winsin “B” LeaguePhi Pappa Psi, Psi Upsilon, andSigma Nu became Class A semi-fin¬alists last night by copping victoriesin some hard played intramural cagecontests. Delta Tau Delta is theother survivor in the major division,having “byed’’ their • way throughafter a first round victory over AlphaTau Omega.Tau Sigma Omicon crashedthrough to the Class B finals by beat¬ing Delta Sigma Phi 11 to 4. TheTau Sigs lead by Fenkle and Rosen¬thal came back after trailing thefirst half, to sink some long ones fortheir victory.With two minutes to play, TogoDygert, the midget Deke, sent thePsi U.-D. K. E. game into an over¬time period by netting a pretty sideshot and tying the score at 7, all.Buckets by Stewart and DeMerril,Psi U forwards, in the extra time,ended the scoring with Psi U., 11;D. K. E., 7.The Psi Psi quintet composed of(Continued on page 4)HUSK O’HARESPRING STETSONSCLOSE TOTHE CAMPUS* \You won’t be ashamed to tip yourStetson to the nicest girl you know.They’re styled for young men. Ittakes a lot of skill, extra time andconsiderable elbow-grease to putStetson quality into a hat; onlyStetson can do it.Come in and look at them; you’llsurely want one.$7—;2:silk linedAnderson & Gilson738-740 EAST 63rd STREET THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes — Fountain ServingTel. H. Park 0761Cor. Ellis Ave. and 55th StCHICAGO ETHICAL SOCIETYA non-sectarian religious society to fosterthe knowledge, love and practice of theright.THE PLAYHOUSE410 S. Michigan Ave.Sunday, March 8th, at 11 a. m.Mr. Roy Franklin DeweyWill Speak onMr. Galsworthy’s “The White Mon¬key:” Ideals, Realities and theUse of DisappointmentAll seats free. Visitors cordially welcome.E*t 1896 H. P, 1187Baggage and ExpressingAnytime Anywhere.Unexcelled ServiceGive Us a TrialDIAMOND EXPRESS1412 East 63rd St.PrintingAs you like it COLONIALU. "H ,av7■ s- t ■ , 1510 E. 56th St.Midway 0864Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MARCH 6, 1925/ CANDIDATESFOR IMMORTAL FAME(No. 2)It was a tense moment. Studentsstood about in little knots discussingthe great event, or waited the crucialmoment in breathless excitement.He was calm. Quietly chalking hisfingers, he seized a bowling ball fromthe rack. “ I can do it,” he is knownto have said, confidently, to a looker-on as he gritted his teeth.Hurling the sphere down the alley,he took a characteristic pose, and,with his arm around his neck and hislegs gracefully intertwined, awaitedthe result. With remarkable precisionthe ball speeded down the alley andlopped off the end pin as clean as theWhistle. “ One down — that leavesnine," he observed, with unusual math¬ematical accuracy.The climax had arrived. He hurledthe sphere once again and anotherend pin bit the dust, as it were. Ahush — awed reverence — then a loudhurrah. The impossible had happened.(Kim Valentine made a hundredpoints.)Yesterday the printer saw fit to im¬prove the Whistle by announcing atthe top that “Westerners PlayBridge ” At first we were incensed,etc., but, thinking it over, and callingto mind Bret Hart’s accounts, there issomething funny about that, after all. Bookstore Reduces“U. of C. History »»Heretofore the question of obtaininginformation about the history of theUniversity was one of mere availabil¬ity; now it has been changed to: Readthe interesting facts at a reduction!The University of Chicago Press hasplaced Dr. Thomas Wakefield Good-speed’s volume, “ The History of theUniversity of Chic^o ” on sale at theUniversity Rookstore with a twenty- five per cent, reduction in price ($1.50)—but for today only.Beside containing the actual ab¬sorbing data of the beginnings, steadyrise, and final realization of a definiteaim in the University’s history, thebook has another embellishment. Prof.Gordon T. Laing, Dean of the Gradu¬ate School, has contributed numerousbeautiful illustrations of the variousexisting buildings, as well as thosenow being planned, and portraits ofnoted people connected with the riseof the University. CLASSIFIED ADS1443 E. 60TH ST., 1ST FLAT—Beautifully furnished front room,looking Midway; disappearing bed,overstuffed furniture, writing desk,floor lamps; reasonable.FOR RENT—Furnished, suitablefor 1 or 2; housekeeping privilege ifdesired. 5533 Blackstone, 1st apt.He was a sociology prof. He hadbeen down to the “Rendez-vous.” (Do¬ing research work, of course.) He re¬turned with a black eye. He wasquestioned. “ Ah,” he said, I wasstruck by the beauty of the place.” Hedeserved to be.To the Ambling Philosopher(Private)Your piece was too long. \\ hen werun things as long as that, they saywe are lazy. Thanks a lot, anyhow.“ The five-dollar Maroon prize forfive minutes’ work reminds me of asimilar (and an equally possible) of¬fer I once had from Lucy Lamon,”said Ed. Scott today. “ She told meto go out and find ten dollars andshe’d divide it with me.”“ I am on the most wonderful dogin the world,” said the flea, as itcrawled onto the Phi Delt hound. Thaiis patriotism.Don’t You Know That Women LikeEccentricity?My Dear Sir:Being among you, but not of you,I find your “ Whistle ” very interest¬ing and amusing, though frequentlysomewhat puzzling. One thing youoften allude to is the impecuniosity ofthe young men on the campus and thepeculiar tactics they resort to. (Theyoung man who stopped the taxi andsuggested a walk, for instance.) Arcnot those things embarrassing for theyoung women? I should think theywould fir.d it rather disconcerting togo out with young men who did suchunexpected things. Rather like havingone’s chair collapse, don’t you know.Or sitting on a two-legged stool.Pere the Sere.“ Fraternity Men Must Be Educat¬ed,” insists Mr. John C. Dinsmore inyesterday’s Maroon. That, Mr. Dins¬more, has been the opinion of thedeans for some time. “ And at anycost,” adds “ Bus ” O’Keefe, Lewisalumnus.To Printer (An Open Letter)We have not written a poem today.The McGill Daily has not written apoem today. No one has written apoem today. So, Harry, you mustwrite a poem today. Do your stuff.ALL-IN.Psi U Win in Intramurals(Continued from page 3)Laverty, Maeklind, Irwin, Harrisonand Hobsehied showed form in win¬ning over Delta Sigma Phi 14 to 6.Laverty was high point man with 8points.Lambda Chi Alph nosed out SigmaNu by a 11 to 10 count when Gob-bins goaled near the end. Sigma Nuled at the half 5 to 2 but weaknededin the last period. Stevens playedbest for Sigma Nu and Alcorn forthe Lambda Cliis. ESTABLISHED 1818jLOTHIK^)^)Atdlrntftt}? Jjpunuslfing <Sou(>s,MADISON AVENUE CON. FONTV-FOUNTH STREETNEW YONKsTelephone Murray Hill 88ooOur Representative will be at theHOTEL LA SALLEMonday, Tuesday, Wednesday and ThursdayMarch 9, 10, 11 and 12with Samples of Ready-made ClothingFurnishings, Hats and Shoesfor SpringSend for “The Replenishment of the Wardrobe"BOSTONLITTLE BUILDINGTncmont con. 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John Henry Hopkins,8 a. m., 9:15 a. m., 11 a. m.7:30 p. m.Special Sunday Evening ProgramSupper, 5:30. Discussion, 6:30Subject: Is God Love?St. Mark’s SocietyMeeting Thursday, Mar. 12th,at 4 p. m. in Ida Noyes.Speaker, Miss Agnes Hall.Episcopalians and their friendscprdially invitedEn richYour Home orFraternity HouseThe selection of furnishings that har¬monize is extremely important increating the rich appearance so desir¬able in modern homes. For 50 yearsRichardson’s have specialized in goodquality home furnishings. Our deco¬rative advisory service, under thedirection of Mr. Walter Murray, can beof help to you in selecting your Rugs,Carpets and Furniture.Specialists inFurniture, Rugs,Carpets, Linoleum.Q.WRichardson&(o.125 So. 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